WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.960 Jenny had the jab and had the booster yesterday, So 2 00:00:03.000 --> 00:00:05.240 you don't you usually come in here like a bundle 3 00:00:05.280 --> 00:00:06.879 of joy and energy, and you've kind of been just 4 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:08.279 kind of it today. 5 00:00:08.439 --> 00:00:11.119 I told Dave earlier, it's just like brain fog. I'm 6 00:00:11.279 --> 00:00:14.919 really fucking tired, and I just kind of held like 7 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:17.079 the chills and stuff. It doesn't compare to the first 8 00:00:17.079 --> 00:00:18.839 time I ever got a booster, thank God. Like if 9 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:20.719 I felt like that, I probably wouldn't be here right now. 10 00:00:20.960 --> 00:00:23.519 But I did wake up profusely sweating, and Andrew woke up. 11 00:00:23.559 --> 00:00:24.719 He's like, are you going to go into work? I 12 00:00:24.760 --> 00:00:26.399 was like, I just don't feel that bad, Like I 13 00:00:26.559 --> 00:00:29.800 just I'm uncomfortable right right, Yeah, I don't feel that bad. 14 00:00:29.839 --> 00:00:32.079 And I figured, if anything, I could make it through 15 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:34.039 most of the show and like get out of here 16 00:00:34.359 --> 00:00:34.840 right away. 17 00:00:35.479 --> 00:00:37.759 Yeah. No, I totally get that. I got the booster 18 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:39.960 a couple of weeks ago, and then came in the 19 00:00:39.960 --> 00:00:41.880 next day and I left at eight o'clock because we 20 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:45.359 were doing the mixtape game and I just couldn't think 21 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:48.039 of anything funny to say. And then eventually I stopped 22 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:50.880 talking at all because I couldn't think of anything interesting 23 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:52.960 to say, and I think that's one of our jobs. 24 00:00:52.960 --> 00:00:55.159 It's like, not just say anything, but try to say 25 00:00:55.159 --> 00:00:59.719 something mildly interesting. And we're all pretty interesting people. But 26 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:01.320 I could think of anything, so I left. So what 27 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:02.439 are you gonna do the rest of the day. 28 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:05.000 Well, I too have a meeting with a finance guy 29 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:07.439 for like two hours this afternoon, but outside of that, 30 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:09.359 I don't have anything. So I just got to get 31 00:01:09.359 --> 00:01:11.799 through that and then I'm not going to do anything. 32 00:01:11.959 --> 00:01:13.480 Yeah, pants day. 33 00:01:13.519 --> 00:01:15.760 It's a good day for soft pants day because it's 34 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.760 shitty outside and it's just gross, and you know, it 35 00:01:19.799 --> 00:01:21.400 is just it's that time of the year we're kind 36 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:23.959 of getting into like Okay, here it comes, here comes 37 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:26.159 the winter. No snow yet, which is a little bit weird. 38 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:27.359 Well, we had snow on Halloween. 39 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:30.040 We did have a little bit, Yeah we did. That's true. Yeah, 40 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:33.159 it rains here in the winter time, and that always 41 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:35.319 kind of weirded me out because in Colorado, where I 42 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:38.480 grew up, it did not rain in the wintertime. Ever. 43 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:41.519 It would stop raining in October and then would rain 44 00:01:41.560 --> 00:01:44.000 again in April, and it was between it was always snow, 45 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:45.000 never rained. 46 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:47.599 Honestly, I don't mind when it's rain though, because if 47 00:01:47.640 --> 00:01:50.159 it's snow that that's a hindrance as far as I'm 48 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:51.120 concerned to travel. 49 00:01:51.439 --> 00:01:53.079 Are you ready to be around the snow though, because 50 00:01:53.079 --> 00:01:55.599 you're going there for Thanksgiving and Colorado has been getting 51 00:01:55.640 --> 00:01:56.400 dumped on with snow. 52 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:00.359 Yeah they have. Yeah, we're gonna be there over Thanksgiving, 53 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:03.760 and yeah, I think so. You know, we had a 54 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:07.079 wood burning fireplace and it's cozy. It's a very small 55 00:02:07.319 --> 00:02:10.039 ish house by today's standards, and there's gonna be a 56 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:11.639 bunch of us packed in there. So I think it's 57 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:15.439 gonna be great. Definitely looking forward to it. Downtown Colorado 58 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:19.280 Springs is beautiful. This shop in and walk around, and 59 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:21.560 so the family will be there and so yeah, it'll 60 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:24.120 be it'll be very nice. All right, let's get on 61 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:26.919 to Juanita's got a rant. Let's see what she's got today. 62 00:02:26.960 --> 00:02:29.000 I mean, not preview this, but let's check it out. 63 00:02:29.039 --> 00:02:30.919 I'm gonna push all the correct buttons and make sure 64 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:33.759 we get Jannita on and here we go. 65 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:35.080 Hey, Hey, it's me. 66 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:37.919 So I went to Sam's Club and I got out 67 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:40.120 of my truck and I'm walking and I saw this 68 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:42.680 older couple beside me. They were waiting on this guy 69 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:45.439 to finish taking his grocers out of his cart because 70 00:02:45.439 --> 00:02:47.199 they were waiting to get into the handicapped spot that 71 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:50.439 he was parked next to. So once he got through 72 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:53.639 putting his grocer's in the car instead of it taking 73 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:56.240 his cart to the cart corral, he pushed his cart 74 00:02:56.319 --> 00:02:58.560 further into the handicapped spot that he was parked next to. 75 00:02:59.159 --> 00:03:00.719 So the older gentleman and that was in the car 76 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:02.639 asked me. He said in a polite voice and said, hey, 77 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:04.159 can do you mind moving your cart? We want to 78 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:06.400 park here, do you know? He fucking flicked him off. 79 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:08.520 So then of course I had to step in. 80 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:08.840 OK. 81 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:11.520 So I asked the guy. I'm like, dude, move your cart. 82 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:14.199 They want to park there. He flicked me off too, 83 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:17.520 So I asked the older gentleman. I said, just wait 84 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:20.120 right there. And I told the guy, I said stay 85 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:22.719 right there, and like a dumbass, he stayed. So I 86 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:24.280 went and got back up my truck and I pulled 87 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:27.039 my truck in front of his car, and he kept 88 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:29.400 signaling me for me to move, and blah blah, kept 89 00:03:29.400 --> 00:03:32.039 calling me all kind of names, and so he kept 90 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:33.960 inching towards my truck. As if he was gonna hit it. 91 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:35.520 I told him, I said, you go ahead and hit 92 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.039 if you want to, I will pump you full of 93 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:38.879 so many holes. When you drink a cup of water, 94 00:03:39.080 --> 00:03:42.719 they call you rain man. Finally, after so many seconds 95 00:03:42.719 --> 00:03:44.759 of him looking like an asshole, he finally decided to 96 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:46.479 get out and move the goddamn cart. 97 00:03:46.759 --> 00:03:49.240 Why are people so fucking ignorant? 98 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:51.560 Why would you put the cart in the handicapped spot 99 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:53.120 and you know they were gonna park that put it 100 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:54.599 in the car correa where it was supposed to go, 101 00:03:54.960 --> 00:03:59.360 Your fucking loser. Well there's my rant you guys. Talk 102 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:00.000 to you next week. 103 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:01.879 I love it. I love the fact that she's like 104 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:04.319 a mom and she's a wife, and she's a pro 105 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:07.080 and she's so kind of whatever. But she uses the 106 00:04:07.159 --> 00:04:10.800 F bomb freely and I am here for it. Thank you, 107 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:11.240 wan Anita. 108 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.840 That's civic duty. Just look out for that handicapped person 109 00:04:14.960 --> 00:04:16.720 trying to get in that spot. And she's like, I'm 110 00:04:16.720 --> 00:04:18.800 getting involved, now, I'm getting involved. 111 00:04:19.160 --> 00:04:23.240 I love it. Yeah, I don't know. I will tell 112 00:04:23.279 --> 00:04:25.879 you this. We talked about returning the cart to the 113 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:27.800 cart corral. We all know you should do it, and 114 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:30.480 somebody called when we had that discussion a couple of 115 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:33.279 weeks ago. They said, I've got little kids. I'm sorry, 116 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:34.920 I'm not going to return my car to the cart 117 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:38.360 corral because I do not want to leave my car 118 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:41.160 with the kids unattended. Sure, and I thought, okay, that 119 00:04:41.240 --> 00:04:43.720 kind of makes sense. So fast forward to last Friday. 120 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:48.759 I had Alison's daughters, Ava four and Evelyn two. We 121 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:51.399 went to Buyer Lease to get chocolate chip cookie dough 122 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:55.040 and some potato chips and some things for breakfast. And 123 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:58.079 when I, you know, I push them in the cart 124 00:04:58.120 --> 00:05:01.000 out to the car and I I put them in, 125 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:02.839 and you know, putting a kid in a car seat 126 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:04.759 is a process. You two have probably not done that 127 00:05:04.759 --> 00:05:06.480 a whole lot, but it's a bit of a process, 128 00:05:06.560 --> 00:05:09.480 especially if they're not cooperating, and so it takes a 129 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:11.439 minute you put them in. The cart is still there. 130 00:05:11.560 --> 00:05:13.199 I got one on one side of the car, one 131 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.439 on the other. And there is no cart corral that 132 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:16.920 I could see at by your lease. I just don't 133 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.399 think they have a cart corral. But I noticed that 134 00:05:19.519 --> 00:05:24.199 over near the handicap was an empty spot. So I 135 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:27.720 really debated whether I wanted to leave those kids in 136 00:05:27.879 --> 00:05:31.480 the car for the fourteen seconds that it would take 137 00:05:31.519 --> 00:05:34.399 me to walk over there and back. And I did it. Yeah, 138 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:37.720 you know, because it's it's buyer Ley's and it's chan 139 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:40.319 Hassen and it's safe. But there was a part of 140 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:42.399 me that's and plus I had the keys to the car, 141 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:44.199 so there was part of me that was like, yeah, 142 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:46.720 I get that. So I think that's the only circumstance 143 00:05:47.240 --> 00:05:49.600 where you get a pass on not putting the cart pack. 144 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:51.199 Shall we take the kids with you to the car 145 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:52.560 corral before you put them in the car? 146 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:54.639 Say that again. Let me think about it. 147 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:56.480 You've got one kid in like the seat on top, 148 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:58.399 another one walking next to you. Why can't you walk 149 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:00.000 the cart over to the car corral with the kids 150 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:01.560 still with you, and then walk the kids back to 151 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:02.000 the car with you. 152 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:04.000 I guess I could have, but I didn't. It didn't 153 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:05.959 occur to me because it wasn't that big of a 154 00:06:06.000 --> 00:06:07.199 deal you specifically. 155 00:06:07.360 --> 00:06:09.720 I'm just saying in general to that argument of like, 156 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.160 I have kids, I can't do it. 157 00:06:11.240 --> 00:06:15.040 I think because you want to take your groceries too, Yeah, 158 00:06:15.079 --> 00:06:17.839 I guess you could unload your groceries. I then shove 159 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:20.639 the cart over there with the cart, get the kids 160 00:06:20.639 --> 00:06:23.519 out there, and then walk them back. But yeah, I 161 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:24.279 mean I guess you could. 162 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:26.480 Yeah. I mean I'd sat in the car by myself 163 00:06:26.560 --> 00:06:28.480 all the time. When when me and my sister were kids, 164 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:30.680 my mom would just be like, I'm going in see 165 00:06:30.720 --> 00:06:33.240 you later. So I mean you leaving them in the 166 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:35.879 car for fourteen seconds to put your cart away. I 167 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:38.759 feel like that's fine. How old were you, I don't know, 168 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:40.319 like six, seven, eight? 169 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:42.480 Call. 170 00:06:42.800 --> 00:06:44.240 Yeah, my mom would go into km Art and I 171 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:46.560 wouldn't want to go into Kmart, so I'd sit in 172 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:46.879 the car. 173 00:06:47.079 --> 00:06:54.120 What's it called child services on the car as ninety 174 00:06:54.160 --> 00:06:55.000 degrees in the windows. 175 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:57.560 Yeah, she would crack the windows for us though, So 176 00:06:57.560 --> 00:07:01.040 it's good. Well, so she's a good mom. 177 00:07:01.560 --> 00:07:04.639 I think that so many things have changed. Like when 178 00:07:04.639 --> 00:07:06.360 I was a kid, riding in the bed of a 179 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:09.199 pickup truck was a joy. Yeah, did you ever ride 180 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:10.399 in the bed of a pickup truck? 181 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:13.519 I feel like I remember doing it maybe once, and 182 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:15.120 then they were like, no, you can't do this, it's 183 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:17.480 against the law. And so then I was a stickler 184 00:07:17.480 --> 00:07:18.920 for rules, so I was like, no, you guys, we 185 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:19.800 can never again. 186 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:23.560 What about under a camper shell. Think about a camper shell. 187 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:25.920 A friend of mine, his dad had a camp like 188 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:28.000 a truck with a camper shell on the back. And 189 00:07:28.680 --> 00:07:30.720 I remember we went camping one time and him and 190 00:07:30.720 --> 00:07:32.519 his buddy were up front. Me and my friend were 191 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:35.160 in the back, sitting on sleeping bags in the back 192 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:39.480 of the camper shell. And you know, it's terribly dangerous. 193 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:41.839 If you get into an accident, you're going to get 194 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:44.000 thrown out of the back of the truck or whatever. 195 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:46.399 I mean, there's all kinds of things people go you A, No, 196 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:49.279 when I was a kid, we didn't wear bike helmets. Well, 197 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:51.680 think about the kids that got concussions or whatever. So 198 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:55.040 we didn't because we didn't know better. So things have 199 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:58.319 actually gotten better and safer. Jan Nita, we love you, 200 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.439 Thank you very much. Let's move on to it another 201 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:05.480 Minnesota Goodbye email, Good morning, beautiful people. Been meaning to 202 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:07.680 write in for a couple of weeks about people touching 203 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:10.240 on how we would like to hear more vont I 204 00:08:10.279 --> 00:08:12.079 know you had mentioned before, but he wants to do 205 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:13.920 a morning show. But I feel like since Vaughn had 206 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:16.519 his own night show and moved to the morning show 207 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:19.720 and become as Jenny said customer service that it's a downgrade. 208 00:08:20.240 --> 00:08:22.560 Is being in Vauant's position still better than having his 209 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:25.480 own night show? Yes? And is the only reason Bailey 210 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:28.360 can't do these things is because she doesn't know or 211 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:33.120 she didn't know how to run the equipment. Yeah, I 212 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:36.399 mean vont sits in another room, and so there are 213 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:38.679 things that somebody and it would be weird for Bailey 214 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.200 and Vont to switch back and forth. And I will 215 00:08:41.200 --> 00:08:43.679 also tell you this one. It's a show that is 216 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:48.039 targeted mostly two women, so we want two women's voices 217 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:51.159 on most of the time. And if it was just 218 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:54.600 me and Vant and Jenny, then Bailey would be in 219 00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:56.799 the other room writing down Winter's names and we would 220 00:08:56.840 --> 00:08:59.840 miss that delightful Bailey. 221 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:04.399 Cac Yeah sound effects. We would miss Bailey. 222 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:11.039 Do falling down the stairs. Get that okay, thank you, 223 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:11.399 thank you? 224 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:13.879 That one built in. 225 00:09:13.840 --> 00:09:18.480 The Secondly, how does Bailey feel? And by the way, 226 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:20.200 I would love to have more Vont on the show. 227 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:22.600 I mean I really would. If there was another set 228 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:25.159 of hands in here, I would definitely have Vont sit 229 00:09:25.240 --> 00:09:28.399 there's another microphone between Jenny and Bailey. I would love 230 00:09:28.440 --> 00:09:30.759 to have Vont in here. The problem is we got 231 00:09:30.799 --> 00:09:33.559 to write down winners and load audio and and load 232 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:36.720 up different things and screen callers, and he's just not in. 233 00:09:36.679 --> 00:09:38.360 There, like twiddling his thumbs. I hope that's not what 234 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:41.080 people think he's doing. He's like actively working on a 235 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:42.039 bunch of stuff, like. 236 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:44.600 Recording something right now. Yeah, yeah, we do. We know 237 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:45.679 what he's recording right now. 238 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:46.519 He's well, I. 239 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:50.279 Think he's editing videos and doing other Okay, he just 240 00:09:50.440 --> 00:09:53.480 he's got a lot of random things on the list 241 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:55.159 that he has to do every day, so I couldn't 242 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:56.399 even tell you what he's doing right now. 243 00:09:56.960 --> 00:09:59.159 Uh. Secondly, how does Bailey feel about having a new 244 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.600 boyfriend and being on the radio. Everybody else on the 245 00:10:01.639 --> 00:10:03.919 radio has been a relationship for a long time, so 246 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:05.519 I don't think some of the things you say are 247 00:10:05.600 --> 00:10:09.159 shocking to your partner. Just curious if Bailey ever feels 248 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:14.519 uneasy sharing things because she knows her man is listening. Well, 249 00:10:14.519 --> 00:10:16.200 all right, have a great day. Hope you guys have 250 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:18.360 a fun weekend. That is from Christy. 251 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:19.200 Christie. 252 00:10:19.639 --> 00:10:22.039 First of all, thank you for asking. Trip is not 253 00:10:22.120 --> 00:10:26.960 my boyfriend and I like play into it for the 254 00:10:27.039 --> 00:10:29.879 radio because it's entertaining and also trip. 255 00:10:29.679 --> 00:10:31.080 Is like a really good sport about it. 256 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:33.960 So I don't feel weird talking about him on the 257 00:10:34.039 --> 00:10:37.840 radio because he's I think it's like more comfortable because 258 00:10:37.840 --> 00:10:40.679 I know he is listening and he thinks it's fun 259 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:44.159 and like he's a good sport, So I go along 260 00:10:44.200 --> 00:10:47.039 with whatever anyone says. Obviously like I'm not going to 261 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:48.759 tell about everything in my life. 262 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:50.080 But also it's super early. 263 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:52.200 I've truly been on one real life date with him, 264 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:53.919 and then other than that it's been work events that 265 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:54.720 he shows up to. 266 00:10:54.919 --> 00:10:55.039 Well. 267 00:10:55.080 --> 00:10:56.600 I think also one of the things that we do 268 00:10:56.639 --> 00:10:58.679 on the show, one of the rules is we live 269 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.360 our life on the radio. If you know, like you know, 270 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:04.159 come on. We've talked about things like everything from Susan's 271 00:11:04.159 --> 00:11:07.840 cancer scare to banging a nerf ball to Carson smoking 272 00:11:07.879 --> 00:11:10.960 too much weed, and that is what we do. We 273 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:14.039 are trying to be genuine, authentic people in the hopes 274 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:16.559 that you will go, wow, you know what, I related 275 00:11:16.600 --> 00:11:19.159 that because my son also smoked too much weed, or 276 00:11:19.240 --> 00:11:21.879 I also had a cancer scare, or I also cut 277 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.639 a hole in a nerf ball and fucked. 278 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:26.799 Similar. 279 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:27.320 You know. 280 00:11:27.559 --> 00:11:29.480 If that's you, please send us an email. 281 00:11:30.159 --> 00:11:32.559 I'll bet nobody else I'm going to get. There's some 282 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:35.320 guy out there, you know, he got mom's candle lope 283 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:38.559 out of the fridge, cut a hole in the candle ope, 284 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:40.759 and decided that he was going to bang that. You know, 285 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:43.480 there is just like there's somebody who's got the hair 286 00:11:43.519 --> 00:11:47.759 brush handle and they're going to town with the hairbrush. 287 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:51.480 Everybody got real quiet here all of a sudden. 288 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:54.080 I've literally never been something I've heard of before. 289 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:58.159 You never the hair brush handle? No, really have you been. 290 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:02.360 Jenny's like, no, Wow, well I don't think you whatever 291 00:12:02.360 --> 00:12:05.039 you're into go for a baby, but not I haven't 292 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:05.639 heard that one. 293 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.759 Okay, well, I think people use inanimate objects because it's like, 294 00:12:08.840 --> 00:12:10.159 all right, we're curious and we. 295 00:12:10.080 --> 00:12:10.759 Don't have feelings. 296 00:12:10.919 --> 00:12:13.759 Well, we don't have access to real sex partners when 297 00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:16.840 we're thirteen years old, but we have the sex hormones 298 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:19.480 of rage and going, well, gosh, I would like to 299 00:12:19.519 --> 00:12:23.480 try to have simulated sex with something. Look at that cantelope. 300 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:26.720 There's a candelope over there. Mom will never miss a candalope. 301 00:12:26.960 --> 00:12:28.399 And then when you're done, you put it back in 302 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:30.559 the Fridge'll. 303 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:32.879 Never miss if you know, Mom knows that Candilope is 304 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:34.559 missing and she will miss that thing. 305 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:39.759 Okay, next one, Hello, favorite morning show. It's a girl Aaron. 306 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:42.799 I cannot live without the Minnesota Goodbye and Morning Show podcast. 307 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:44.320 Let me take a moment to say thank you. I 308 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:47.559 appreciate that I worked and I shift at the UFM hospital, 309 00:12:47.559 --> 00:12:49.840 so I listened back every day. Wanted to send an 310 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:52.080 email with two topics. I'm the one who called in 311 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:56.159 yesterday regarding the top Thanksgiving side, to which I said, 312 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:59.519 Gravy followed up with my Shamou joke. It made me 313 00:12:59.600 --> 00:13:01.600 laugh day, thought it was so funny. And come to 314 00:13:01.639 --> 00:13:05.000 find out, you named the six am podcast episode after 315 00:13:05.080 --> 00:13:05.919 my Shamoo joke. 316 00:13:06.000 --> 00:13:06.360 I did. 317 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:07.759 What was the joke again? 318 00:13:07.879 --> 00:13:10.279 You remember, I'll have to look at it. 319 00:13:10.360 --> 00:13:11.320 Okay, take a second. 320 00:13:11.399 --> 00:13:15.720 She said that she treats Gravy like, oh, the audience 321 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:18.360 at sea World when Shamoo comes around. 322 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:21.039 Splashes it on everything. Okay, something like that. 323 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.720 That might not be the exact she says. 324 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:25.159 I come by like Shamoo. That's what she said. 325 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:27.519 I love that. I want to go back and send 326 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:29.200 my brother the podcast for Rooim to listen to, but 327 00:13:29.279 --> 00:13:33.519 that whole segment was cut from the podcast. What is 328 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:36.320 there any chance at copy the audio file exists somewhere 329 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:37.720 I could listen to. I'd love to send it to 330 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:40.000 my brother, who knows how much your show is a 331 00:13:40.039 --> 00:13:42.440 part of my daily life. Thank you. If possible, we 332 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:43.320 will look for it. 333 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:46.919 Okay, I get it up to on the on the 334 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:50.080 hourly podcast to make sure, because that might have just 335 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:52.080 been a mistake or some kind of error. 336 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:55.840 Onto the next email. Let's see you get to push 337 00:13:55.879 --> 00:13:57.879 the right tab and here we go. By the way, 338 00:13:57.879 --> 00:14:00.840 Thank you, Erin, She says, thanks for everything you do 339 00:14:00.879 --> 00:14:03.480 to make the show amazing. There's unknown time and effort 340 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:05.519 that I appreciate so much. I love the morning show group, 341 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:07.360 and you're all the best part of my morning. You 342 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:09.799 know what, you might think that gets old to hear. 343 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:13.240 It never does. It's kind of like it never gets 344 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.879 old when your partner says I love you. It just 345 00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:18.519 never gets old. Yeah, and so thank you. We love 346 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:20.799 to hear that one. Dartiest of dart Lick's Aaron a 347 00:14:20.879 --> 00:14:26.039 p one listener, thank you Erin. Next one, I gotta 348 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:30.320 find it. Here we go, please keep me Anonymous Catching 349 00:14:30.399 --> 00:14:32.519 up on the podcast, and Dave was talking about his 350 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:35.399 sister Donna not being good with money and taking advantage 351 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:38.879 of day because he is financially responsible. I could not 352 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:40.919 relate more to Dave as I did hearing this. I 353 00:14:40.960 --> 00:14:44.879 am in grad school, my partner works, but our incomes 354 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:47.320 combined we are able to live comfortably. My mom and 355 00:14:47.360 --> 00:14:50.759 the rest of my family are constantly struggling. My dad 356 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:53.360 passed away four years ago, and whatever money he had 357 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:55.960 in insurance, etc. Went to my mom. I told her, 358 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:58.399 this money you have is not enough. The best thing 359 00:14:58.399 --> 00:15:00.559 you can do is put it away and only use 360 00:15:00.600 --> 00:15:03.799 it to continue living the way you was not extravagantly. 361 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:08.000 Wouldn't you know it? She blew it all. What she 362 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:10.120 spent it on I don't even know, but I know 363 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:12.519 she gave away some to the rest of my siblings, 364 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:15.639 and one even took some without her knowledge due to 365 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:17.919 her trusting in with a large amount that he never 366 00:15:17.960 --> 00:15:21.480 took care of. Now my mom relies solely on her 367 00:15:21.480 --> 00:15:25.399 social security with nothing left over, and she continues to 368 00:15:25.519 --> 00:15:30.120 splurge cable TV, brand new car, two bedroom apartments. She 369 00:15:30.200 --> 00:15:32.799 lives alone, still giving away whatever money she has left 370 00:15:32.840 --> 00:15:35.879 in my siblings. It's so aggravating because now talking to her, 371 00:15:35.960 --> 00:15:39.200 all I hear is I'm broke. My siblings are asking 372 00:15:39.200 --> 00:15:43.000 for money, holding hostage holidays and visits unless she gives 373 00:15:43.039 --> 00:15:45.000 them something. So in other words, I'm not going to 374 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:46.879 come see you with the grandkids unless you give me 375 00:15:46.919 --> 00:15:50.399 four hundred dollars. The heck, she recently guilted me into 376 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:52.360 loaning your money because it was their anniversary and she 377 00:15:52.480 --> 00:15:55.000 was spending it with a friend to celebrate the anniversary 378 00:15:55.000 --> 00:15:57.879 in the friend's birthday. It wasn't much, and I don't 379 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:59.879 expect her to pay it back, but it's still frustrating. 380 00:16:00.159 --> 00:16:02.360 She is supposed to be the adult who has lived 381 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:05.919 a life of experiences. That is going to be very 382 00:16:05.919 --> 00:16:11.279 frustrating because what can you do. I could tell Donna, 383 00:16:11.440 --> 00:16:14.200 and she honestly has not asked for money in probably 384 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.159 a year or so, and I just sent her a 385 00:16:16.240 --> 00:16:18.720 birthday card with one hundred dollars in it. And I 386 00:16:18.799 --> 00:16:21.120 know that, you know, one hundred dollars is not change 387 00:16:21.120 --> 00:16:24.159 anyone's life, but it's going to help her and maybe 388 00:16:24.159 --> 00:16:25.919 she can buy a new code or a new pillow 389 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:31.320 or something like that. But it is frustrating to see 390 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:35.720 that somebody who's on a limited income, you can't switch 391 00:16:35.759 --> 00:16:37.840 turn them away because what are they going to do 392 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:40.519 without your extra money? Like when Donna says the cat 393 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:44.200 needs you know whatever, I can't say no. I did 394 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:45.840 last time. I said, you got to find another way 395 00:16:45.840 --> 00:16:48.120 to pay for it, because those are her children. She 396 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:50.919 has no partner, she has no kids, that's all she's got. 397 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:53.720 I just feel like there is a point though, where 398 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:56.320 you can stop because you are enabling their bad behavior. 399 00:16:56.360 --> 00:16:59.919 Then if you are becoming financially responsible for things, because 400 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:02.320 I don't know, there's just someone in my family that 401 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:04.799