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Speaker 2: It's Monday the thirteenth, which feels like it should be

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a thing, but Monday the thirteenth's not a thing. Johnny MACKA, Hello,

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this is your daily Comedy News, a daily briefing on

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stand up comedy comedians on the comedy industry. He said,

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it's the algorithm Loves. They put out a trailer for

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this Kevin Hart thing, Funny af This is the comedy

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competition on Netflix where they're gonna pick the next great

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stand up And let me tell you, I think this

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trailer's really good. I'm surprised. I'm surprised at myself because

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they tend to be a hater about such things. Why

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are you such a hater, Johnny Mack. Here's why. Because

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they used to have these things on NBC last Comic

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Standing and a bunch of those, and people would come

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to me and be like, hey, Johnny Mack, how come

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you're not playing so and so on the Comedy Channel?

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And I'd be like, because so and so has got

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eight seconds of good material and you saw it on

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TV last night. I get it. On this show, Kevin

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Hart is joined by Keagan Michael keat Thomp Sagora, kamil On,

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Johnny Chelsea Handler, and Nikki Glazer, and they're on the

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trailer and about to play for you. I think we

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hear We definitely hear Kamal Chelsea, and I think we

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hear Keegan. I don't think we hear Sigora and Glazer

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in this trailer, but I watched it about three hours ago,

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so maybe I'm forgetful. Anyway, this is a little long,

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but good. Let's listen. Funny a ed is the search

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for the next great stand up? To me, we have

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an opportunity to discover who the next person could be.

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The competition on Netflix for a large prize. What is

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this squid game? There's never been a comedy competition that

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actually captures the real grind of stand up. I don't

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have anything else.

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Speaker 1: There's no backup plan.

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Speaker 3: I swow ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Hopefully I ain't got to do that.

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Speaker 1: No moment. Is this person that's winning getting a Netflix special?

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Speaker 2: Great? When were you gonna.

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Speaker 3: Tell me that?

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Speaker 2: Joining me or some of my friends who also happen

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to be some of the most trusted voices in comedy.

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When we go to Chicago, can I write in your

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private job?

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Speaker 1: Okay? So let's talk offline. We figure it out. Okay.

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I used to work ed an STD center. Maybe some

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of you recognize me. Some people have that thing. Now

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you'll the honest crowd. This is the type of crowd

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in MAS Comedians drop home with no music. It's how

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you surprised us. Every race God hateable things.

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Speaker 2: East As is very smart, but they drive their kids

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Speaker 1: Right, Black people are perfect.

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Speaker 2: Yours vote on who will win it all? I'm not

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going out without a fight, can't. I got back up.

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It will be one winner. This person is going to

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be conque of us, the next household name.

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Speaker 1: This is an opportunity will you be ready for?

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Speaker 2: When you started talking, I was like, I don't think

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Kevin knows what he's gonna say it, but that was

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very inspiring. I mean I've read things inspiring.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've actually thought about this well.

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Speaker 2: Like, do you know it's my show? Kevin Art joined

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by Keith and Michael Key, Tom Sigour, Camilan and Johnny,

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Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glazer. They will be special guest judges.

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The series premiere is April twentyeth. New episodes released over

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the course of three weeks. The semi final and finale

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live on Netflix at nine Eastern May fourth and fifth.

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Viewers around the world will be able to vote in

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real time during the live shows for their favorite standup comedian,

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and the winner will be announced live on the fifth,

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which means Johnny Mexican have to work nighttime and he

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doesn't like that. There are a lot of contestants here.

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Let's see, you're not going to know these names. I'm

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not going to read off fifty names. But out of

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New York City, you've got a guy from Queen's, two

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guys from Queens. Wait, Leonard Ootz is on this thing.

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Leonard's been around for twenty years. Leonard's really good. But

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this is Oh wait, Kaitln wait, hold on, I got

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down at names that I didn't recognize. But Kaitlin Palufo

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has been around, Leonard Ootz has been around for twenty

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years at least, and Asama Sadik out of Brooklyn has

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been around. There's some of your New York contestants. Now,

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my New York snobbery is coming out because the Queen's

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people are like, we're from Queens. The Brooklyn people who

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if you don't know the geography, he could have just

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but he said Hornlem, which is very specific and tells

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for it because I find him really funny. We have

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to have leftover. See, all the New York people are

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and Atlanta, Georgia and Austin, Texas. And so it seems

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like Chicago is the cash hall, which is weird because

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Chicago is a great comedy city. In New York City, Tonight,

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it's the Gordon of Dreams at Radio City Music Hall.

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Headliners include John Oliver, the New York Times favorite political commentator,

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Andrew Schultz. Also Ronnie Chang is Zarn't a garg back

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from the Ria Commed Festival, Josh Johnson, and Eliza Slessinger.

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Steve sharipa friend of mine, worked with him, been in

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his car. He is the event's host. Love Steve Chris

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has been encouraging me to tell more stories. All right,

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So here we are. We're in Las Vegas. We're out there.

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We're doing the Wise Guys Show. I don't remember why

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I wind up in Steve Shirippa's car. I don't know

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if he's driving me back to the hotel or we

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had to go to his whatever he's driving and I'm

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riding shotgun and I will never forget this. And I

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have told this to people over the years. Steve, I

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hope I'm not telling a story out of school here,

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but it's been twenty years. You'll be okay, and Steve

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goes Johnny. People think I'm rich, and don't get me wrong.

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When we do the show, meaning the Sopranos, I'm paid

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really well. Then we make ten of them, and then

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I set around for two years and I went, huh, interesting,

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good guy, really really good guy. Steve Sharipa in empress

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release said, the Garden of Dreams Foundation has impacted the

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lives of hundreds of thousands of young people in their

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families in the Tri State area of the last twenty years.

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And it's incredible events like Garden of Laughs that helped

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make that possible. Friend of the Show, Mark, Now, Jamarco,

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we're watching. We're gonna see if you go Gaffigan because

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people know that you've been on the show. I think

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it's four times now. We got to see. At some

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point I'm gonna be on this very podcast in my

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basement going yeah, I can't get John Marco on the

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show anymore, and that's how we'll know he has made it.

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But so far, cool guy still comes on. And good

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news for a friend of the show John Marco Ciresi.

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The downside, his weekly podcast is moving to Vox Media's

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podcast network. Now why that's good news. I mean, you

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and I don't care, but it means he's gonna make

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a lot more money. The Box people they have big

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podcasts that make money. Box Media put out a presser

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saying the podcast embraces the negatives of life with humor

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and honesty, and is a place where complaining is encouraged,

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negativity is celebrated, and silver linings are debunked. Fox Media

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takes over sales, marketing, and distribution for the podcast. The

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podcast was previously with comedy podcast network Hitgum. John Marco

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Soresi said, I'm thrilled to join a network that grants

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Marco doesn't sound like milleni at all. We've established this.

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John Marco said, I'm thrilled network that grants us a

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completely unearned air of intelligence. His YouTube channel has one

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point three eight million subscribers. His instagram has one point

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two million followers. Lilian zoo These, vice president of podcast

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Vox Media, said, JN Marco and Russell have built a

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hilarious and smart show where complaining has never been more fun.

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They're dynamic with their guests and genuine affection for each

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other makes every episode a reliably good time. You could

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tell that she gets the vibe. You could tell Lillian

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has listened to a lot of episodes of the show

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and as a big fan. You could tell we're excited

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to partner and build on their success to bring the

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downside to audiences everywhere. Uh huh, gab Iglesias. He's launching

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a family friendly fast channel, Fluffy TV. Now, if you

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don't know what a fast channel is, you know if

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you go on two B or one of those, there's

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these things that like will just be like streaming Colombo

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all day. Those are fast channels. On Fluffy TV, audiences

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will find programming including classic and contemporary comedy films, stand

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up specials, sketch comedy, and original series. I will be

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shocked if they throw any money and put an original

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series on this thing. I'm saying that loud.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they'll produce something that will air on Netflix and

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repurpose it, but they're not going to produce something for

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a fast channel. There's not that much money in these things.

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I don't buy it. Fluffy TV will be wherever you

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get your fast channels, including Amazon Prime, Google TV, Optimum Stream,

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the Roku Channel, tv O plus, Xfinity X one, et cetera,

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Speaker 1: I bought a house with that money, so I don't

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Speaker 2: FUSE Media's chief business Officer Patrick Courtney said, Gabriel Iglacias

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Fluffy TV brings that spirited to fast, creating a widely

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appealing channel where audiences can come together for comedy that

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feels inclusive, joyful, and authentic. Gab Igalacias said, I've always

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believed comedy is better when everyone could be in on

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the joke. Fluffy TV is the kind of channel you

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can turn on with your friends, your parents, your kids,

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whoever's in the room. It's packed with stand up movies

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and shows that are made to make people laugh together.

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Saudi Arabia. Saturday Night Live has announced the rest of

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the lineup. I g I heard that one. I got

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that one in Saturday Night Live as it has the

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lineup before the rest of the year, and boy, it's

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a good one. It's so good. I think Lauren should

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a year. May sewond Olivia Rodrigo is host and musical guest.

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My daughter will be all over that episode. Matt Damon

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hosts on May ninth. Musical guest Noah Khan. I've got

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Noah con tickets this summer. Matt Damon will be promoting

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Christopher Nolan's highly anticipated film The Honysty, which hits theaters

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July seventeenth. Noah Khan's fourth album, The Great Divide, is

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out April twenty fourth, and then to close out the

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season on May sixteenth. How's this for a lineup? Will

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Ferrell and Paul McCartney. Will Ferrell is promoting his new

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comedy series The Hawk, which will be on Netflix this summer.

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Paul McCartney promoting The Boys of Dungeon Lane, an album

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out May twenty ninth. Lauren Michaels are you listening? I

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know Lauren listens. He doesn't miss an episode of this, Lauren,

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Will and McCartney. That's gonna crush. You're not gonna top that.

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Have Morsello as do Domingo. Get out. It's been a

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good run. You're eighty one, eighty two years old? Now

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Lauren get out? Have everybody go, Oh my god. That

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can do like a seventeen minute version of hate You

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to wrap up this show. Everyone will be like, how

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great was that? And then you walk away and then

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next year everyone will be like, wow, snow really sucks.

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does one thing, one thing well. And what's going on

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here in Chloe Feynman? Uh yeah, get out, get Out,

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get Out, get out boy. That was fun. I bumped

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five stories, which means I have a lot for tomorrow already.

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rising stars, podcasters, sketch chaos, karaoke fueled late nights, and yes,

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actual goblins at happy hour. They announced second Wave headliners.

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So these are the people that didn't make the initial

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press release. We're told second Wave headliners. The twenty twenty

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six the lineup gets even wilder. Your second Wave headliners

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include Meg Statler you may know her from Hacks, Sarah Sherman.

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You may know her from Saturday Night Live, Lucy Dorling.

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I don't know where you know her from, but she

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returns with her signature blend of old Hollywood glamour, razor,

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sharp wit and jaw dropping magic. I don't feel I

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agree to do a list of names today. Let me

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skim it. Yakov Smirnoff, is there, Guy brainam Nish, Kumar,

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Bet Stelling, Cristelle Alonzo, Kathy Griffin, Veer does, and we're

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encouraged to get a badge. All right? How do the

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badges work? Badges include access to one hundred plus comedians

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and NonStop club shows and after parties and pre sale

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access to headlining shows at the Paramount and State Theater.

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How what do you suppose to badge? Is? Huh? Well,

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I'm on the website. Badges on sale now. Club Badge

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ninety nine bucks fees included. There you get entry to

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all four nights of club shows. Okay, we could get

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club Premium three hundred dollars fees included. Thank you for that.

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All laughs, No lines. This badge is for the comedy

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connas who knows what they like and wants to be

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the first person through the door. The only difference I'm seeing,

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and I'm sure there are other significant differences, but uh,

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the ninety nine dollars one says entry to four nights

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of club shows plus seventy two hour pre sale nightly parties.

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The three hundred dollars one says skip the line, entry

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to all four nights of club shows plus seventy two

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hour pre sale blah blah blah, skip the line at

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designated bars and nightly parties. I'll wait online. Thanks, Why

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don't we get the full Moon badge? That's fifteen hundred

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dollars and yes, the fees are included. I mean they're

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not going to rip you off, they'll include the fees.

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The Full Moon Badge, of course, is the ultimate comedy experience,

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and it's limited quality. They're not going to just sell

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as many of these as they can. They camp it.

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And the limited Quality badge I'm punching today. The Limited

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Quality badge includes all the benefits of the club Premium badge,

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you know that's the one where you skip the lines.

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Plus it includes your choice of ten paramount and State

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shows from April seven through the nineteenth, with guaranteed seating

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in the first three rows, which if you're a comedy connoisseur.

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You don't actually want you don't want to be right

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in the front. Now I have bad news for you.

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I lied. I just see here. It's sold out. My

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apologies to the Moontower, a comedy festival of people. Clearly

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they will cap this and not sell as many as

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they can. There's also a daily wristband for fifty dollars

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plus fees. Why does this one have plus fees? Everything

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else didn't include the fees? This one f you. You're

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paying the fees cheap? Oh, you're only free for one

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night with Joys the club. With a daily wristband, you

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get access to one night of shows and parties. Pre

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sale access not included. Oh how much the fees are?

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I'm gonna buy one? Well, I'm not actually gonna buy one.

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We're gonna pretend to buy one, right, how I want?

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I do? Here, I'm clicking, let's buy one for Wednesday night?

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Loading very slowly. Now we're told wristband sixty dollars fees included.

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So there's ten dollars of fees, which makes me wonder,

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what's the ten dollars in fees including? Huh? That is

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the Moontower Festival. We'll talk about that later in the week.

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Want to check out on Melbourne? Yeah, because I pulled

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a clip. Here is Stephen k Amos. I have made

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some minor edits here because he said some F bombs.

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I know I've been letting more curses through lately and

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I was thinking about this at the National Donut Chain.

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I think society has changed the younger people. They can't

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get through a sentence without cursing. And you know, I

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try and keep the show quote unquote clean, or like

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match game clean or naughty clean, if you know what

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I mean. But I don't like the out and out

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F bombs. But we've been letting some s words through

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in a couple other words that in the past I

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wouldn't let through because it's the way people speak. If

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I can take it out and not change the gist

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of what's being said, I usually do, but sometimes I can't.

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But I don't want to do the F bombs. So

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here's Stephen k Amos minor edits for F bombs. I

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do like Steven a lot.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, lovely to be here.

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Speaker 3: I was actually in Australia a year ago, which is

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approximately four British prime ministers ago, because that is indeed

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how we now count late time in the United Kingdom.

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I just come here and to piss out of you

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guys for your revolving door of prime ministers.

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Speaker 1: But in the UK you've gone, what a good idea.

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Let's take that home. And one of our prime ministers

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was somebody by them of Liz truss. You may have heard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Now Liz Trusfer is in office for a month

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and you may not have heard this, but apparently Liz

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trust was the person who killed the queen.

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Speaker 1: Or did not know?

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Speaker 3: Yes, the last pictures of her Majesty was meeting then

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Prime Minister and the picture of the magic bow. Now

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in my job, I've also been fortunate to meet her

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late Majesty. I did a big show in the United

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Kingdom and I said, my kin't a comedy they go

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for that? Said, yes, you'll be fine. However, you'll meet

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the queen afterwards. And there's protocol, I said, what's the protocol?

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That don't look her in the eye, speak only she

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speaks to you. And above all you have to bow?

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Is that what me bow for another living human being?

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Nowhere in my eyes all meta equal. I was gonna

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stand my ground. We finished the show.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the night.

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Speaker 3: Who want the other performance? I'll see the queen folks.

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As soon as she gets in front of me, my

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knees went. I bowed like a bitch.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, thank you for everything, thank you for saving

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my people. How was this close? Licking the back of

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her head and putting it on an envelope?

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Speaker 2: Stam coming up at noon eastern. It is Comedy Survivor.

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We were down to Nikki Glazer, Sarah Silverman and John Mlaney.

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The listeners have voted one of those three people off

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a Comedy Island, and at noon Eastern today I will

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reveal to you who's out, which means we're down to

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the final two, which means we're down to the last

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week of Comedy Survivor. So you can't vote quite yet.

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Well maybe you can. I don't know when you're listening

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to that U in theory. It's not yet noon eastern

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on Monday yet and you can't. But if it's after

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noon eastern on Monday, you can. You'll go to the

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Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. You'll see a

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drawing there of me and whoever was voted off and

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then everybody's voting and it should be a big week

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for votes. Voting will continue until end of day Thursday

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and we will find out who is the winner of

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Comedy Survivor. But we first have to do the bonus

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episode which is coming up at noon Eastern today. Comedy

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Survivor meets you back here in a little bit