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Speaker 2: I said, I had a headline of the week contender.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, grab my pen, ready to write for
Speaker 1: the first one of the new year.
Speaker 2: Here. Man arrested for yelling profanities near church while wearing
Speaker 2: bike helmet with sex toy attached.
Speaker 1: Man arrested for yelling.
Speaker 2: Profanities near church while wearing a bike helmet with a
Speaker 2: sex toy attached. This in north Stonington, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Night. I asked what kind of sex toy? Police say.
Speaker 2: Units responded to the area of grace Fellowship Evangelical free
Speaker 2: church witnesses reported that suspect, identified as fifty two year
Speaker 2: old Jason Mitchell, yelled profanities while on a bike. He
Speaker 2: was also wearing a sex toy on his helmets. Are
Speaker 2: they giving us? Police say that Mitchell was trying They.
Speaker 1: Got a home wrecker on there, don't we Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Police say that Mitchell was trying to recreate a German
Speaker 2: helmet that his grandfather wore during World War One, of
Speaker 2: those bit helmets with the sweet on someone it's a dogger.
Speaker 1: You got it wrong, Jason, Jason, That's not what the
Speaker 1: Germans were wearing.
Speaker 2: Although that could Wow, that could be really want to
Speaker 2: spice things up in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You're not kidding. Pack your German dong a helmet to
Speaker 1: just get a running head started coming in out. Wow.
Speaker 2: And now the earlier I'm just trying to recreate the
Speaker 2: almens my grandfather war during World War Two.
Speaker 1: Keep telling yourself that son yelling cuss words outside of church.
Speaker 1: Chances are it was probably a Sunday too right now.
Speaker 1: Earlier you had won the Florida Man. That could have
Speaker 1: also been a headline of the week. I think this
Speaker 1: one is better. I should point this out. Police say
Speaker 1: that they were called to Mitchell's home nine times previous
Speaker 1: previous to this for numerous incidents, including him riding his
Speaker 1: bicycle while naked with a cowboy hat on. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: retrieving items from his neighbor's yard while naked. He definitely
Speaker 1: to mention that you had to put on some skivvy, sir.
Speaker 2: As a chronic exhibitionist.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I was just watching that because I was
Speaker 1: at the j r Facebook page seeing if you posted
Speaker 1: anything on that, and h rolled by the cowboys cheer
Speaker 1: that are getting a ball in the head. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was something yesterday.
Speaker 2: If you haven't seen that clip yet, all right, two
Speaker 2: different DUI situations to share with you here. First one
Speaker 2: is in uh this up in Canada. Fifty year old
Speaker 2: motorist thinking he's gonna be a good samaritan, pulls over
Speaker 2: or gets a what he believes is a suspected impaired
Speaker 2: driver to drive, pull over and not drive anymore.
Speaker 1: Police was getting somebody that he thought was drunk.
Speaker 2: He spotted someone he thought was impaired at night, get
Speaker 2: them to pull over and the cops show up.
Speaker 1: And you do that here, you're dead. Here's the kicker
Speaker 1: he was drunk. The good samaritan. Yes, when the police arrived,
Speaker 1: we're able to sort through this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Now. While the guy thought he was trying to be
Speaker 2: a good Samaritan, he didn't take into account that, yes,
Speaker 2: he had been drinking. And once it was all cleared up,
Speaker 2: the suspected original impaired driver was not impaired at all,
Speaker 2: but just had difficulty seeing at night. Was in no
Speaker 2: shape or form impaired from substances. Now we go to
Speaker 2: California on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: Remind me to tell you what happened to my wife's
Speaker 1: car over the break. I forgot about it until you
Speaker 1: said the driver they couldn't see. Well.
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve. This in California. Guy gets pulled over
Speaker 2: for suspected d UI, but rather he tells cops, let
Speaker 2: me just play this for you.
Speaker 1: So you're being suffered, do UI investigation?
Speaker 2: Do you have your license on you?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 2: Okay, where you're coming from?
Speaker 1: Im?
Speaker 2: I was just dropping off my friend because I'm the
Speaker 2: d U I tonight and I was jumping off near
Speaker 2: the in and out off of Tabacua. Okay, I'm heading
Speaker 2: my way back off of like you're the duy tonight.
Speaker 2: Do you mean to say the D day?
Speaker 1: I had a beer and some champagne a couple of
Speaker 1: hours ago, but so I got a place un arrest. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh the d U I tonight? Yes you are, sir
Speaker 1: man uh just starting off the year strong.
Speaker 2: And finally there's this I want you to be able
Speaker 2: to plan ahead for January nineteenth. That's a Sunday at
Speaker 2: its National Popcorn Day.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Cinemak, one of the movie chains, is going to celebrate
Speaker 2: National Popcorn Day by allowing moviegoers to bring their own
Speaker 2: popcorn bucket and they're gonna fill that for you, fill
Speaker 2: that bad boy for you for five bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is kind of like the Slurpy deal on
Speaker 1: seven eleven Day.
Speaker 2: As long as the container you bring, there's a couple
Speaker 2: prerequisites here and get this for five bucks all right.
Speaker 2: Quote the container you bring must be clean and not
Speaker 2: over four hundred ounces.
Speaker 1: Well that you know why, because they learned from seven
Speaker 1: to eleven Day, where people remember, I've watched a kid
Speaker 1: walk in there with a pickle bucket right with other
Speaker 1: five gallon pickle bucket and start filling up with Slurpy
Speaker 1: on me. How are you even gonna drink all that.
Speaker 1: Can my kids just get a little free slurpy?
Speaker 2: Here's here's my home depot work bucket. I would like
Speaker 2: a work bucket full of popcorn. Please, here's my five dollars.
Speaker 1: That's it? What's that limit announces again? Four hundred.
Speaker 2: The container must be clean and not over four. I
Speaker 2: have more on this on our Facebook page if you
Speaker 2: want to put that on your little reminders there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just have to scroll down a little bit,
Speaker 1: scroll past the Dallas cowgirl would get a ball to the.
Speaker 2: Head for the delicious popcorn. Mm hmm, I never mind
Speaker 2: the five dollars man once? Uh that is? That's what's
Speaker 2: the popcorn rate? Now?
Speaker 1: Like she's down payment on a house? Almost right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 2: You gotta do the Uh which chain is it that
Speaker 2: lets you if you order the extra large that comes
Speaker 2: with the refills? Have you done this movie yet? Because
Speaker 2: my wife and I when we go to the movies,
Speaker 2: I like butter, she does not. Oh, so I forget
Speaker 2: which chain it is. If you get the extra large,
Speaker 2: they'll also give you an additional bag that they'll fill
Speaker 2: for you right from the get go, so you know.
Speaker 1: Who you get hers without butter in the bag versa yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Got two popcorns for one. Granted it's seventeen fifty for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: before you throw drinks in.
Speaker 1: I'm still kind of stuck on no butter on your
Speaker 1: popcorn shall satanic guys.
Speaker 2: I've tried to except you know what, her response is, right,
Speaker 2: but that's not butter. And she's right.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, delicious ruin it. Somebody did the
Speaker 1: math for us, I almost did. They said four hundred
Speaker 1: ounces three point two three point one two five gallons
Speaker 1: that this that'd be a pretty good sized bucket of popcorn. Huh.
Speaker 2: Make sure the container's clean, don't bringing.
Speaker 1: And don't wear your German helmet there. Put the donger
Speaker 1: on it, recreating Grandpa would be so proud.
Speaker 2: Fuck you are always on demand.
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