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Speaker 1: I made a decision face sunny Sun on Ihad a vision.

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What night. Hi everybody, welcome to for crying out loud.

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I was acting like I was on TV for a minute.

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I was giving you a big, smart TV smile and

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the cameras on me three two one, Hi, Hi, Sephanie.

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How are you. I'm in a good mood today. I

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am me too. We'll tell you we have a secret

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that well. Okay, so we got a lot to talk about. Fuck,

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so much to complain about. Oh good to talk about.

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I love complaining. Yeah, So, how what's going one? A

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week is too long to be away from you, Like

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I know, I know, Sean.

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Speaker 2: I think about you these days a lot during the week,

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like stuff happens, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm like, oh my god, I'm That's why I

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took that picture and sent it to you in the

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middle of the week, that picture of Natalia. Oh my god,

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Oh no, what's going on? Okay? Okay, First of all,

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I want to kick Olga in the nuts for doing this.

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She took Natalia to the store last week to buy

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uh to buy material that that she could use to

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make slime. Now she doesn't sell slime. She that's savvy

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like Elbie. What's her website called, give it we dot

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think dot slime on Instagram. Yep, we dot think dot

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slime on Instagram and that, and she makes all these up.

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By the way, she made her own icon for the

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wheat for the account. This is like her new thing.

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What is up with kids and theirs their crazy scrappiness.

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She just she's like, oh, I make icons for other

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people too, Like what that's not even make a video

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of myself on my iPhone and she's like, oh, like

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he's ready for you now as I'm driving, I know

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I suck. Okay, So she's slime. She took her to

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the store to buy all this crap with her money

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that she saved to make slime for her friends. She

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got food coloring, she got baby oil, she got the soap,

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she got the glitter, she got these Oh no, you

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just say the glitter, the crunchy things, those round little

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balls of like crunch.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's for making flum I say, absolutely not allowed.

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Had I known John has a rule, had I known, I.

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Speaker 1: Would have not left. So I want to see what

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out what.

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Speaker 2: By the way, as John Heffron, the comedian once said, uh,

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I think it was him. Glitter is the herpes of

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arts and crafts supplies.

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Speaker 1: He's of thousand percent ready to kind of set it

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better myself. You can never get, can't get once you introduce,

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Once it's introduced into that system of your house, it's in,

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never going. It's in the carpet, it's in. So now

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Adam spent a lot of money at for AstroTurf in

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the backyard, right, yeah, okay, So Natalia I said, don't

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do it in the house this time, go outside. Bad, bad,

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bad decisions. She couldn't have just sat on the concrete

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where you can spray it down. No, she had to

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sit at the table that's above above the AstroTurf. And

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so what happens, Well, my kids make slime on our

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persian rug. That's what happened. It's about the size of

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a football. You got to post that picture. I will

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a size of the football and it's just baked into

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the astrog it's just glue. And showing me a picture

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of glue with the flown fucking balls, and it looks like,

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who's the guy the Peter, Who's the porn guy that

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called the decorator, Who's the one that they called the

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decorator homes Peter Pete West, Peter West.

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Speaker 2: It looks like they just shot a Peter West porno

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on your Oh my god, look.

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Speaker 1: Or somebody puked. It is horrendous. This is what when

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you were calling me over the weekend. That's what I

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was like. Yeah, I'm like, ahh go on, that sounds great.

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I'm my nails.

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Speaker 2: As you're like, there's gonna be a domestic violence incident

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when Adam sees this. You know what I was like,

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Adam is going to be really mad at you.

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Speaker 1: Here's the one thing that Adam doesn't care is like mistakes, right, However,

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this is not a mistake. This is not a mistake.

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This is why the fuck would you let her do

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her stupid thing outside of it?

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Speaker 2: Because you can't know, because they will figure out a

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way to fuck up whatever they're surrounding rights are. You

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can come up with the best idea. You could make

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them do it on the cement outside. But then somehow

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there's gonna be like helter Skelter design entire.

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Speaker 1: Garage, and you're gonna be like, how did that happen?

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There's gonna be like, I have no idea. Some smeared

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in places. This was Saturday. It was like a Quentin

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Tarantino movie, right, this was Saturday, and I have to

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hire a cleaner in the inn. Yeah, I had to

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get what's his name, the wolf in the baked into

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the astro turf. So I'm texting Ray. Who's I text Ray?

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How do you get And he's like, uh, I don't

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even remember it. He's like, put ice cubes on it,

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get it, get it hard, and then work it. Work it.

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Like all right, I'll get back to you on that.

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And then that's all saturday of cleaning trying to get

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that ship out. You're like, that's gum by the way, Yeah, yeah,

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gum from fucking uh a giant. By the way. We're

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having a backyard party for oh god, don't tell anybody,

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oh surprise. Hopefully she doesn't listen, right he doesn't. No,

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she listens. She's such a narcissist. Now, yeah, that was

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a joke. People. We uh we have a uh We're

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having a surprise party for Olga this Saturday in the backyard.

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That's so sweet. Today's our birthday. So make her clean

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up that area. I know than in preparation for her party.

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She's the one that bought that shit. I wouldn't have

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bought all that crap. She's got that old party for you,

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Olga that now get down on your knees and can

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clean that ship up. And after all day Saturday trying

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to get that out. Then yesterday she has her little

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friend come over again, and this time I'm like, do

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it on here. This area is your area right here,

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and when you're done clean it up. She has had

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you know how ten year olds clean up. It's yes,

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it's I'm living this, nat is my life. Then I

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walk over to the TV room and it's in the

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It's in the carpet, in the carpet. Now it's it's

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hard as a rock, stuck into the carpet. I want

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to kill myself. I want to kill Olga. I want

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to go on a shooting spree with Floam. And I

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don't got.

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Speaker 2: First of all, you have to you never know. I'm

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a never I'm a never flown.

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Speaker 1: I'm a never flower, never flown again. No, I just

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I don't. I don't care how much my kids cry.

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I go, no, what what what is Floam even for?

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I don't stuff ship. It's the devil, it is, it's

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devil and it flies if people don't know what floam is, Yeah, just.

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Speaker 2: The stuff that's like slime, except for it has all

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these little styrofoam balls in it. Imagine it's like imagine

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slime made from the inside of a bean bag chair,

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and it's just it gets everywhere, and then the little

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balls get everywhere.

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Speaker 1: The balls are in the coffee, in the coffee maker,

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in the toaster, how the toaster, how sur movie. It

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is like a horror movie. It's everywhere.

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Speaker 2: It's by the way, I don't even like this. I

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don't like the smell of slime anymore.

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Speaker 1: And it's like a very unique smell that is like

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a mixture of cleaning products and glue. And now when

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I walk into the house, I'm just like, oh, it's

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a smell of nightmare. Yeah, it's terrifying to me. But

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by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, can I just bring up something that this leads

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me to something that is also annoying having to do

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with slime, which is have you seen like these alarmists? Okay,

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there's a lot of reasons to hate slime. Although the

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reason to love slime is it keeps the kids.

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Speaker 1: Busy for like one in hours, the one and only I.

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Speaker 2: Just bought my kids literally last night, they I went

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to Michael's and bought them a gallon bottle of glue

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because guess what it was so cheap. It was eighteen dollars.

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I heard the same huge bottle of it. And I'm like,

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they're every day they're like, we go buy some glue

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because all Be needs to keep up her Instagram account.

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Speaker 1: We do think dot slime mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: By the way, she's got like six hundred and fifty followers.

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Now she's like the star of her school. Mean, yes,

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but what I was going to say is this is

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what always happens with people, the kind of people we

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don't like.

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Speaker 1: Some mom wrote a post on Facebook.

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Speaker 2: I don't know who it is, you know, just some

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random mom was like, I wish I could find I

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got to find the post.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where it is.

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Speaker 2: But some mom was like wrote an article for like

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Huffington Post about how her kids started coughing a lot

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after making slime and how she's figured out that slime

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is actually toxic and she went and looked at all

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the ingredients and like, did you know that you know

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when you're using borax that that's boric acid and that's

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a toxic substance. And and then, of course, so what

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happens is people start sharing it, right, it spreads like wildfire.

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Suddenly everyone's like, oh my god, slime is terrible for you.

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Speaker 1: And then there's an article about some girl her hands

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using here's the thing. No, they fucking didn't.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you fucking crazy alarmists are ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Real it in. Yeah, hashtag real it in. She had

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nothing else to do but look at all the ingredients

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that was in borax.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing too, this woman, this woman wrote

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this post. I call her like patient zero. And then

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a chemist, some woman who's like a chemist.

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Speaker 1: Wrote on her post like hey, just to let you know,

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like I'm a chemist, and that's actually incorrect information, Like

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borax is not boric acid. It's a different it's a

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this blah blah blah salt. It's a mineral and naturally

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occurring mineral. It's a different thing borick than boric acid.

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So that's one thing.

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Speaker 2: Secondly, the glue you're talking about in your alarmist article

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is the kind is like airplane glue that causes that

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that causes like inflammation your lungs, blah blah, blah, this

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is not that Elmer's glue is non toxic and here's

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what it is. So then she writes back to that, like, listen,

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I'm not saying like I didn't like. I'm just saying like,

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it's my mother's, my mommy intuition that tells me, like

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I just have a gut feeling that that's what's making

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my kids sick. Okay, listen, you fucking irresponsible hussy mine.

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Speaker 1: Don't your gut feeling your don't don't ignorre in slut,

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don't talk back to a chemist and go, well, I

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don't care about like facts. I'm just saying this is

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my feeling, my feeling. I hate that. Well guess what

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now A million moms are passing this around and going,

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don't do slime. Look, there's a lot of good reasons

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to not do let your kids do slime, like getting

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it in the AstroTurf and costing us and getting it

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in my Persian rug right, and me having to throw

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out Maddie's pants last night because blue slime is embedded

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in the pants and I don't feel like washing them

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because they're you know, from three years ago from children's place.

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But it's not because it's made of boric acid and

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it's causing third degree burns on kids and they're seeing

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it in emergency rooms. No they're not. Oh, my comrad,

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you know this. And she put it on the Huffington Post.

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Speaker 2: Well some you know, it was one of those things

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where she wrote an article like on her blog or whatever. No,

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it's just that suddenly it's spread and then everybody, I

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was a bunch of people were like, uh, flagging me,

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you know, yeah, going hey, stad, tagging me on Facebook,

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going oh, you're going to want to see this, And

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then it's like that article and then Huffington Post ran

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that a mom says that the and then there was

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an article about a kid who got burned and they from.

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't the same. Oh I know, I know,

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I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: And then there was another one. Did you happen to

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I know you're not on Facebook all the time, but

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what is it? There's this article that somebody that I

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want to read to you. Okay, so go on and

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I have to find it, find it. I have to

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find it, but you find it?

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Speaker 1: What else happened? So you know what? How about we

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I came across this article because somebody tagged

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me on it on Facebook and it was about and.

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Speaker 1: Then so looking for it.

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Speaker 2: I just wrote into my search on Facebook Ikea and

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the first thing that came up was Ikea human trafficking. Okay,

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and then the first link that I find and I

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have to read you the blog post because it's so

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fucking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm dropping a lot of thought, ady day nuts.

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It says mom's warning about human trafficking at Ikea goes

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viral what you need to know news. Okay, First of all,

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this is so hilarious to me and about how crazy

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people are. Okay, moms need to know. Why do we

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get get dragged into everything? Moms need to know? Okay,

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So I have to find you this face Okay, so

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this woman, Mom's this woman? Yeah shit, it's saying that

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the link can't be displayed right now near Okay there,

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Oh my god, this is hilarious. It's even on snopes

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dot com. I really want to read. I really want

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to read you the article though. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So snopes dot com says it's unproven Facebook user. Okay,

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so this woman, I wonder if they made her take

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it down maybe.

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Speaker 1: Well wait, a second, CBS News posted it.

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Speaker 2: And now there's all these things. Mom shares harrowing story

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of alleged encounter with human traffickers. Mom's chilling encounter with

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human traffickers reiterates, Okay, why.

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Speaker 1: A mom's Facebook warning?

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Speaker 2: Oh about human Okay, so this woman wrote this post,

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but I really want to read it to you.

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Speaker 1: What if you google it? Kaylen, can you google ikea mom? Yeah,

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while we're just talking about other things, can you find

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the actual mom human trafficking?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Ikea human trafficking, And then you're gonna we I

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want to find her actual original post it. So of

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course these things, it just goes viral because she writes

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this post and it I was immediately like what she was, Like,

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I was with my kids and we were at Ikea

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and there were some men. There was a man like

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looking at us. This is really the only proof she had.

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She's like, there was a man looking at us.

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Speaker 1: And I'd heard stories about like kids being bought into

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like stolen and kidnapped and put into human trafficking. And

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she goes and she mellus not too much sword and scale.

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I know, right, I blame Mike Boudet for this now

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it's all his fault. So then she goes on this

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whole story about how and then then there was another

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guy who was kind of looking at them, and then

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they were in this one room and her kid was

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like playing on jumping around on the couches for thirty minutes,

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and the guy didn't move. So then she leaves the

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area and she's at another part of IKEA, and she

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realized the guy was also there, Yeah, because maybe he

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was looking for a fucking couch, you psycho.

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Speaker 2: And then and then she's like after they left, she goes,

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oh my god, it was like we narrowly escaped human

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traffickers based on nothing. And then all of these people

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like where I got tagged on the post, They're like,

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oh my god, horrifying, like so scary, Like this is

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why I'm so protective of my kids, because this kind

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of stuff could happen anywhere. And I'm going, like, what

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kind of stuff.

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Speaker 1: Somebody walking around imagining that somebody's trying to like kidnap

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you and ida what I mean, you have to hear.

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I read it to John and he was laughing so hard,

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and I'm like, I know it's funny, but now it's

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everywhere because learning about human trafficking, Anikia goes viral. Brush

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with human traffickers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then when you start, when you start going

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into it a little so I the person who tagged me,

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I wrote back on the thing. I was like, but

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what makes her think? What makes her think that that

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was human traffickers? Like, what's how did she know that

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it was human traffickers? She based on no actual conversation

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with the person or anything that happened. Nothing happened.

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Speaker 1: Well, how come everybody's posting it? Why isn't anybody Because

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people they just go, hey lady.

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Speaker 2: Because people are alarmists. It's just what we talk about

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all the time. It's the same as the slime. Somebody

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goes like, my kid was coughing after making slime. Oh

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my god, slime is toxic.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: By the way, people have been making handmaking slime for

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like forty years, right since before there was actual plato

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available to play with. They were figuring out ways to

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make silly putty.

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Speaker 1: And nobody was going to the hospital with third degree

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burns or having pneumonia. People because happened in Olga's village.

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You know, you think like them all, No, don't make

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this lime that my child is coughing. No, no, that

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man was looking at my kid like, do you think

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it's what Adam says. We've run out of problem officially,

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So the mom, that's the mom, and then her post

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it seems like the very very long post. Yeah, I

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want to read it. I want to read it. Can

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you make it biggert me make sure it's got the

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right part of it because they kind of clipped some.

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I recently read a post by a mother I didn't know. Yeah, okay,

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here we go, okay, okay, Oh you guys got to

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hear this.

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Speaker 2: A few days ago, my mom and I took the kids.

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I have three kids, a daughter who's four, and two

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sons one and a half years and seven weeks. Yeah,

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I'm sure they're trying to kidnap your seven week old

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and put him in human tres a game freak Okay

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to Aikia. We enjoy going and it's always nice to

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get the kids out of the house. Exclamation point. You

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can see she's terrified about her experience. We went specifically

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to look at couches. We were in the couch section

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and the kids were enjoying climbing on each couch and

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trying them out. My daughter was trying to convince us

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which couch we should get. My older son was happily

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walking from couch to couch, flopping himself on each one.

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My baby was snuggled into the sling, sound asleep. After

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a few minutes, and then this is all in bold.

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Speaker 1: I noticed a well dressed middle aged man circling the area,

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getting closer to me and the kids. At one point

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he came right up to me and the boys, and

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instinctively I put myself between he and my mobile son.

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All in bold, I had a bad feeling. God.

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Speaker 2: He continued to circle the area, staring at the kids.

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He occasionally picked something up, pretending to look at it,

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but looking right over at us instead. My mom noticed

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as well and mentioned that we needed to keep an

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eye on him.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's We moved on, and so did he closely. Okay, bitch,

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you're in ike. Yeah, where is there to go? It's

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always bad when the mom is there too, to egg

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on the stupid paranoid daughter of it. Right, where do

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you think it came from? My son wandered into one

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of the little display rooms across from the couches, and

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I followed him. Closely with my baby strapped to me.

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My mom said, she watched as the older man dropped

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what he was doing and quickly and closely followed us

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into the area. At the same time, all in Bold,

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she noticed another man, dressed more casually and in his twenties.

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He wasn't looking at us, but was walking the same

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circling pattern around us as the first man. My mom

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and I decided to sit down and wait for them

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to move on. Then, all in Bold, we had a

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gut feeling something was going on, but we hoped we

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were wrong and they would move on.

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Speaker 2: So we sat in one of the little display rooms

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for close to thirty minutes.

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Speaker 1: And they sat too. They sat down on one of

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the couches on the display floor that faced us.

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Speaker 2: That was when we knew our gut feeling was right

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and something was off. They sat the whole time we sat,

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and stood up right as we got up. We continued

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on and my mom turned around and realized the two

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men had moved and were sitting only one couch away

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from each other, still facing our direction.

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Speaker 1: The older man was all in Bold, still watching us.

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She made eye contact very clearly, letting them know that

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we saw them. Yeah, no shit, and we moved on.

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Speaker 2: We managed to lose them at that point what we

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talked with an employee circled back and used the bathroom

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and went out a different section, but still kept the

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kids right with us the whole time. I kept the

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baby in the sling, which kept my hands free. In

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my eyes too, I didn't have to keep an eye

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on the stroller and two kids. I just had to

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watch my older ones. When we got through the maze

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of Ikea, we reported what happened to security?

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Speaker 1: What did you report?

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Speaker 2: After talking through the experience, There are some things I

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want to point out. Number One, these men weren't shopping

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while they walked around the store.

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Speaker 1: They weren't looking at things, not really.

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Speaker 2: The older man would occasionally pick something up and act

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like he was looking at it, but he'd look right

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over the top of it at my kids. Then he'd

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drop it and move on as soon as we did. Two,

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they weren't waiting for anyone. Often you see men in

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a place like Ikea waiting for their wives, but these

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guys appeared to be alone. They didn't even talk to

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each other because maybe they didn't know each other, you freak.

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They didn't talk to anyone. They didn't smile casually at people.

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Not everybody smiles at everybody at Ikea, by the way,

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that would be more psycho and not smiling at people.

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What would your story be if they were smiling at

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everybody or freak. In fact, early on, I looked at

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the older guy when he got close to us and smiled,

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which is something I do regularly when I'm out. I'm

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always making eye contact with people. He looked away. That

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was odd to me. Three they were dressed nicely, but

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very differently. I would have never put these two together.

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And they didn't appear to be together. Uh, because maybe

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they weren't together.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I was reading this and I was like, what is

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going on? Number Four, The area they were hanging around

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had an exit right by it. Aikia is a massive,

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confusing maze of a store. But they could have run

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out the exit with my child and handed them off

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to someone waiting outside and been gone before I could

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find them.

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Speaker 1: Something was off. We knew it in our gut. I

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am almost sure we were the targets of human trafficking.

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This is happening all over and including the United States.

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And then she goes on and on.

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Speaker 2: Then she goes, please please be aware that when you're

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out with your children, it's not the time to be

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texting or facebooking or chatting on the phone. When you're

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in a public place with your kids, please be aware

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and present it so that.

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Speaker 1: You don't become a victim. What. Oh my god, I'm

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so angry right now, as you can tell. Had I

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not been paying attention that day or all in bold,

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had I let my kids roam and play while I

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checked my phone, I may have lost one. The thought

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of it makes me completely ill, especially because I have

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been guilty of this. Also, in hindsight, I would have

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taken a picture of the guys, probably right in their

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faces so they saw me. Do it. Trust your gut,

471
00:24:18,839 --> 00:24:21,079
It's there for a reason. And then under it. The

472
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,920
person who wrote the article wrote, thank goodness, DeAndre listened

473
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,240
to her gut and paid close attention to her little ones.

474
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:29,720
Thank god or share this mother's words of comyest so

475
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,039
they oh people, and people shared it. It went completely viral.

476
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:37,880
What's this article? It came from uh inspire more dot com?

477
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:39,920
What the fuck is that inspire more?

478
00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, but now it's completely viral, and it

479
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:47,400
was everywhere, and here's the thing, here's the thing, people

480
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:49,400
tagging everybody, Look what could happen?

481
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:51,519
Speaker 1: But nothing happened.

482
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: She basically accused two people who weren't even interacting with

483
00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,160
each other. She decided not only were they trying to

484
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,079
kidnap her children and they and they never spoke to

485
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,559
each other. These two men, one was young and dressed

486
00:25:04,839 --> 00:25:08,160
casually and one was an older man dressed nicely. But

487
00:25:08,319 --> 00:25:11,720
somehow she's decided that not only were they trying to

488
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:15,000
in cohoots with each other, they were going to kidnap

489
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,079
her children and solve them into sex trafficking.

490
00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,559
Speaker 1: Well, why wouldn't you. I would have thought the same thing,

491
00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:24,079
wouldn't you. But and then when everybody was like, yes,

492
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,920
oh my god, we've got to walk our kids, that's

493
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,240
the part that's crazy. It's Yes, there's this chick who

494
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,119
reminds me of so many that we both know but

495
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:33,960
I don't want to say on air, and her crazy

496
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,960
batshit mom is the same way, like everything is like

497
00:25:37,039 --> 00:25:39,079
I ate bad ice cream and how I got to

498
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,440
go to the emergency room because I'm sick. You know,

499
00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:44,519
It's like it fine, all right, you want to be

500
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,839
batshit crazy? You want your mom's gonna be batshit crazy

501
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,359
so that she feeds into your bats You two can

502
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,000
be you too, you know, can be batchet crazy together

503
00:25:52,559 --> 00:25:57,359
and live happily. Ever after, however, the people that say

504
00:25:57,839 --> 00:26:02,720
inspire and share ended around warn, warn, and then that

505
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:04,960
person gets it and then gets freaked out and then

506
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:08,440
said and that dolls are the idiots. And thankfully, thankfully

507
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,440
the bucks stopped at you, because are you the only

508
00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:13,640
one that was like? Right?

509
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,759
Speaker 2: So I wrote on the person who sent it to me.

510
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,839
One of their first friend was like, oh my god, horrifying.

511
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,359
This is exactly the kind of thing I worry about.

512
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,160
And then the next person was like, oh, what a

513
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:27,640
great warning. And then I wrote, how did they know

514
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,240
that they were sex traffickers?

515
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: Yeah?

516
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,279
Speaker 2: And then she the woman who wrote the thing, I

517
00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:35,400
think she's a listener of our show, because she's not

518
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,759
somebody she wrote yeah, but she goes no, she goes yeah,

519
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,680
that's kind of true. I was like, how did she

520
00:26:42,839 --> 00:26:46,880
put that together? Nothing happened, Nothing happened. They didn't approach her,

521
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:49,200
they didn't talk to her. They didn't say like, hey,

522
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,160
how old your kid? Nothing, They never spoke to her,

523
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:55,880
isn't it possible they were shopping. Also, if you're also,

524
00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:59,440
why were they staying in the couch area for thirty minutes?

525
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,079
And maybe the guy worked at the fucking store, right,

526
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:04,680
maybe he was this is what I said, I go,

527
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:06,680
maybe he was a detective at the store and he

528
00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:08,599
was like, why are these people jumping on the couches

529
00:27:08,599 --> 00:27:09,359
for thirty minutes?

530
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 1: Like, let me keep an eye on these people. Okay,

531
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,720
But even if he wasn't could he have been shopping?

532
00:27:14,839 --> 00:27:17,480
How do you know? And even if he was watching you,

533
00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:19,759
how did you then you lost him though? Right?

534
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:21,519
Speaker 2: First of all, you waited around to see what he

535
00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:23,640
would these people would do for thirty minutes, and they

536
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:26,359
were there too. Well, so are a lot of people.

537
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,960
A lot of people spend time at Ikea and they

538
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,119
walk the same way, you know why because it's a

539
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,440
circular path from section to section. Yes, but the thing

540
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,359
that killed me was nothing happened.

541
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,279
Speaker 1: You had no proof. And then later and the thing

542
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:41,519
you were like, I was right, my gut feeling was right. No,

543
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:45,039
based on what Once you point that out to people,

544
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:49,279
they're like, oh, yeah, that's true, I guess, but you know,

545
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:52,119
but it could happen. Something like that could But it didn't.

546
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:56,160
It could anything could happen, your fucking morons. I mean,

547
00:27:57,359 --> 00:28:00,279
now this woman gets all this out of trouble, I

548
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,319
mean out of problems, like officially, and now people are like,

549
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,519
oh my god, Ikea is a hotbed of human sexual traffickers.

550
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,119
Don't go to Ikea. Don't bring your kids toke And

551
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,079
then it turns into a little mini lecture about like ladies,

552
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:15,160
stop texting. First of when you're out, you can't write

553
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,200
text because you could look down for one minute. And

554
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,039
so what happened to me? Get happened to you? Right?

555
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,720
Nothing happened to you. Let me ask you this. If

556
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:24,440
you were a sex traffic if you wanted to kidnap

557
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,160
somebody and put them into a sex ring and you

558
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,480
were professional at it, would I grab a seven week old?

559
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:30,960
For sure? Would you go to Ikea? How the fuck

560
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,880
are you going to get out? You can't get out

561
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,519
of Ikea. There's no exits, right, how the hell are

562
00:28:35,559 --> 00:28:38,000
you going? You? You'd have to buy something? Yeah, how

563
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,680
are you supposed to kidnap somebody out of Ikea?

564
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 2: You'd have to buy a six dollars lamp at the

565
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:47,079
very least, Like you're not like if that that alone.

566
00:28:47,119 --> 00:28:49,319
Speaker 1: Like, just go to Costco if you're like, you know,

567
00:28:49,599 --> 00:28:52,359
they're there are wide exits, like right, truck would be

568
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,319
right there in the like pick up, so they.

569
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:57,599
Speaker 2: Check your receipt at Costco, so you'd be like, no,

570
00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,400
this kid's with me.

571
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:03,039
Speaker 1: I swear to God there on my Yeah, unbelievable. Go

572
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:06,680
to your rouse, go to pay someplace where you would

573
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,839
be able to pull your truck up. Put you a

574
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,000
little you know, hazards on, Like you're picking up something right,

575
00:29:12,039 --> 00:29:13,799
you know what I mean, like big thing. Yeah, I'm

576
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:15,920
picking up a couple kids to sell into track.

577
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,559
Speaker 2: And you lissies, we're not making fun of trafficking at all,

578
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,559
but it's horrible and we're down with talking about vending it.

579
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,720
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that, but this is not this

580
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,880
And anyway, one of the.

581
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,839
Speaker 2: Articles, if you google it, says this is how it

582
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,440
hurts actual victims of sexual traffic, Exact moms like this

583
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,160
who are like, oh my god, my kids almost got

584
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,640
sold into sexual trafficking right at Ikia because somebody was

585
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,839
lingering around the couch section for thirty minutes.

586
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:41,359
Speaker 1: Poor guy. Imagine what Stan said when he got home

587
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,160
a day Jesus, Wow, what a day, Man, this fucking

588
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,839
woman was staring me down. I must be looking good

589
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,440
or something.

590
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, this woman has three kids, but she's she was

591
00:29:50,279 --> 00:29:51,680
kind of a milk yeah, like I.

592
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 1: Mean a little earthy, crunchy with her baby round and

593
00:29:54,519 --> 00:29:56,599
you're off all of yourself. He's like, nah, I've been

594
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,759
working out, you know, I lost a couple pounds else

595
00:30:00,119 --> 00:30:02,119
and I don't know I grew up with. But my

596
00:30:02,519 --> 00:30:04,960
goatee is like really feeling in nice. You know, she's

597
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:08,440
checking me out too that. She's like, no men ever

598
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:13,480
shop yeah their own really really, none OF's to Ikea

599
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:14,319
all the time.

600
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:17,359
Speaker 2: There's a lot of men that are not married that

601
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,920
like go to fu. Yeah, oh my god, I was

602
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:22,480
so mad.

603
00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:23,359
Speaker 1: I read that to Johnny.

604
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: He goes, that's a good article about that article, like

605
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,079
about these alarmists, And then.

606
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,119
Speaker 1: I was like, you should write an article about.

607
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 2: Facebook with the slime and the based on no evidence

608
00:30:33,039 --> 00:30:35,559
of any kind. People freaking out and then writing something

609
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,039
and then everybody shares it like it happened.

610
00:30:38,079 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: I would like, it's fat woman. I would love to

611
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,119
talk to her on our show. Yes, you know how

612
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,880
many times she's been in the emergency room, how many

613
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,559
times her kid's been to the emergency room. You know,

614
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:52,279
I'm sure she's got some sort of like allergy strictions

615
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:55,160
and stuff like that. I mean, and then the mom

616
00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:58,440
the mom, oh dear, Oh yeah, you're right, he's looking

617
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,640
you know, it's like I would love to get a

618
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,640
hold of her. She's probably she's that same type. That's

619
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:07,160
like because her baby's seven weeks. That's like everybody is

620
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,200
like staring at my baby because they think it's so cute,

621
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:11,559
Like everybody wants People are trying to get me to

622
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:13,920
get my baby into modeling. Well based on what did

623
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,920
anyone give you a business card? No? I can just tell.

624
00:31:16,279 --> 00:31:18,119
Speaker 2: I can just tell by the way they're like, oh,

625
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:19,799
my baby's so cute that they wanted to be.

626
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:21,960
Speaker 1: It's also that bitch that calls nine one one when

627
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,680
you got a party going like down the street. Yeah,

628
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
like a like seven thirty eight o'clock at night, the noise,

629
00:31:28,079 --> 00:31:31,200
the level is too loud, the noise levels out of control.

630
00:31:31,359 --> 00:31:34,440
There's gangsters, fucking bitch.

631
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: I just my favorite, though, is how she turned it

632
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,559
into a way to like, uh, you know, Mom's plain

633
00:31:41,839 --> 00:31:45,559
to everybody about how, you know, please don't be facebooking

634
00:31:45,559 --> 00:31:48,000
when you're out at IKEA because.

635
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,759
Speaker 1: Somebody could really get hurt.

636
00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: Listen, ladies, a lot of you are guilty of this.

637
00:31:53,759 --> 00:31:56,960
I have been guilty of it too. I text, I

638
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,720
have looked away from my children for.

639
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: A minute, done it, just like everybody out.

640
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I learned my lesson when my kids almost

641
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,240
got sold into sex trafficking at I.

642
00:32:05,559 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 1: Oh they didn't, I stand, Oh my god.

643
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:14,519
Speaker 2: And some other person who never spoke to the other guy.

644
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,839
But she's positive that they're in cahoots. Like at first

645
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,319
she wasn't positive, but then later she became completely positive,

646
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,200
even though they lost them. I know, and talk to employees,

647
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,839
but imagine that she went and talked to the employees.

648
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, some people walking around here and they were

649
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,079
staring at me. I think they're selling my they want

650
00:32:33,079 --> 00:32:34,640
to sell my kid into sex trafficking.

651
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: They're in a whole ring. It's probably a nationwide ring.

652
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,000
It's probably even happening in Sweden.

653
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,599
Speaker 1: It's happening right now where I gets. Happening at the

654
00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:49,640
ike A headquarters. Swedish meatballs and sex trafficking. A lot

655
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:53,440
of people don't know that except the assembly is required.

656
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:57,839
Oh oh my god. No, but really, if you're gonna

657
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,880
end seriously, like, how do you cannet somebody out of ikey?

658
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,039
I can't even get out of my key myself, I know,

659
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:06,640
but it reminded me of it because of the thing

660
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,359
of like everything that's good, people have to not that's good.

661
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:12,920
I'm not saying slime is so great, but somebody has

662
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,359
to find a way to like shit on it and

663
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,200
go like, it's.

664
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 2: Bad for you. You're a bad mom if you're letting your

665
00:33:17,039 --> 00:33:19,519
kids do it. And then you get five more moms

666
00:33:19,799 --> 00:33:22,720
that come on that same thread and are like, here's

667
00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:23,640
a healthy way that.

668
00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:25,359
Speaker 1: I found to do it. You know you have to

669
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,640
use borax, you can use right.

670
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah. It's like, oh, so these are the

671
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:31,759
organic moms.

672
00:33:31,599 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: Right right, these are the like organic slime.

673
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are the let's take something that our kids

674
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,200
are having fun with for twenty minutes and turn it

675
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,799
into a fifteen hour project where you're shopping you know

676
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:42,400
where you have to go to Thailand.

677
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:45,279
Speaker 1: To get that angry right, right? Yeah, it's fucking hard

678
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,759
enough to find glue at this point. Now, I'm not.

679
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,119
Speaker 2: Gonna why does it make me so mad?

680
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:56,160
Speaker 1: I know it's irritated. Why did these people have to

681
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:59,960
make everything harder? Ah, use what they should be take

682
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,799
their time to do. Figure out a way to get

683
00:34:01,839 --> 00:34:04,799
this shit out of clothes and out of AstroTurf. Thank you.

684
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,799
Spend your time doing that, not how to make it

685
00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:11,800
so that it's edible. Right. I was telling Natalia, I go,

686
00:34:12,039 --> 00:34:15,039
he Phil's gonna die someday by licking and eating that stuff.

687
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,239
You can't let it just sit there on the floor

688
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,079
like that. And she has to put it on the

689
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:21,480
concrete so like cools and stuff. I don't know what

690
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,639
the hell, Oh my god, they put it on everything.

691
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:27,159
They'll like, they'll just be like a big thing of

692
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,199
slime on the dining room table. Yeah, you're like, no,

693
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:30,320
it doesn't go there, right, No.

694
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 2: Yesterday Sadie had a friend over and sweet, very sweet girl,

695
00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:40,880
and they were you know, it's even when they get older,

696
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,639
when your kids are quiet, they're never up to any good.

697
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,559
Like when they're busy and quiet for a long period

698
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:49,440
of time. Beware, especially if there's a door closed.

699
00:34:49,559 --> 00:34:49,760
Speaker 1: Yes.

700
00:34:50,679 --> 00:34:54,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they apparently, and John says he takes the

701
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:57,119
blame for this. So Lbie made this little project where

702
00:34:57,119 --> 00:34:59,719
she took a bulletin board, and she painted a dry

703
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:03,079
race board and she painted it and made it like

704
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,320
look cool, and then she anyway, so Sadie, so Elbie

705
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,079
was out, and Sadie and her friend decided that the

706
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:12,199
thing they must do, the thing that was going to

707
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,000
entertain them.

708
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,679
Speaker 1: Was to draw on Elbie's dry erase board. They couldn't

709
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,599
just draw on like some pictures.

710
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 2: Some blank paper, right, can't know They needed that dry

711
00:35:22,519 --> 00:35:26,960
erase board. So John, in all his dad wisdom, was like,

712
00:35:27,039 --> 00:35:31,239
I think that's okay. You know that Elb's twelve, right,

713
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:32,920
It's not going to be okay with her. She just

714
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,440
spent like a day painting that thing and making it perfect.

715
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,480
So Sadie and her little friend took the dry erase

716
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,079
pen and they made pictures and played Hangman and did

717
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:46,639
their thing. And in the process of doing that, they

718
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,199
drew on the painted frame of it and ate food

719
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:55,199
on it near it, and then got done and left

720
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:55,559
it there.

721
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh no.

722
00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:02,079
Speaker 2: So Alvie comes home later and is understandably really upset.

723
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,760
She gets mad and gets mad at Sadie. It's like, Sadie,

724
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,719
you ruin this.

725
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,039
Speaker 1: You know, And then Sadie starts crying and is mad

726
00:36:13,079 --> 00:36:16,320
at Lbie for being mad at her. I didn't mean to.

727
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,440
I didn't do it, and then she's crying. So then

728
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,039
I come out.

729
00:36:21,519 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 2: You know, I'm probably listening to Sword and Scale, you know,

730
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,679
enjoying myself. How dare I enjoy myself for five fucking

731
00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:31,760
minutes in my house? And I have to go out

732
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:34,480
there and see what's going on. I got Sadie crying

733
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,599
and Elbie's mad, and always my first instinct is to

734
00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:40,960
get mad at Lbie for getting mad at Sadie. But

735
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,760
I'm like, let me, let me go and see what's

736
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:45,239
going on. So I go into Elbe's room, what's going on?

737
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,199
And she says, look at my bulletin board, look what happened?

738
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,719
And sure enough, she drawn like they drawn like black

739
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:56,639
marks on the painted Elbie had made it like a

740
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,639
like a picture frame, and there's just black marks all

741
00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:01,199
over it, and then they just left it there.

742
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,559
Speaker 1: So I'm like, Sadie, what are you thinking? Like you're nine,

743
00:37:06,679 --> 00:37:10,639
you're not a five? Did you think that Albie wouldn't notice,

744
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,039
you know? And then she's upset and crying. I didn't

745
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,440
know need to. I didn't do it. My friend did it.

746
00:37:17,519 --> 00:37:21,320
And I'm like so then I'm mad. And then.

747
00:37:23,039 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 2: Elbie had to repaint the whole. Elbie's very forgiving. She

748
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,480
was just like, whatever, fine, I'll just repaint it. And

749
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,039
then Sadie's like, do you.

750
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:33,119
Speaker 1: Want me to repaint it for you? I'll do it.

751
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:35,519
Speaker 2: And then I had to give Sadie a whole lecture

752
00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:38,800
about ruining people's stuff. But this is the attitude that

753
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:42,079
I have for my kids when they're making slime. They're

754
00:37:42,119 --> 00:37:44,800
not worried. They're just gonna make it and then leave.

755
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:47,559
There's food coloring on the sink, and then there's food

756
00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:50,440
coloring on the toaster, and like everything is like in

757
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:51,360
a different shade.

758
00:37:51,679 --> 00:37:54,199
Speaker 1: And I'm like really, and they don't understand. Why do

759
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,400
you get so upset? I know so and Talia's like,

760
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:58,719
why do you get so upset? Mom? I go because

761
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:01,559
she goes I clean it up. I go, look at

762
00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:04,360
the area. Does it look cleaned up to you? Our

763
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,199
white stools have red crap on it. Now, the ship's

764
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:11,159
all the floam is everywhere. It's all over the kitchen,

765
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,920
just blowing around. Your dog is over there licking shit

766
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,719
off the ground, gonna die. Does it look does it

767
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,159
look clean? I'm the one that has to clean it,

768
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:20,920
that's the thing.

769
00:38:21,199 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 2: And they need to write an article that your dog

770
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:24,719
almost died from looking floam.

771
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:30,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, m hmm, it's dangerous. Don't ever, then she brings

772
00:38:30,199 --> 00:38:32,679
it with her like a stress ball to like Sonny's games,

773
00:38:32,679 --> 00:38:34,079
and she just sits there and plays with it and

774
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:36,239
plays with it. Here, touch it, touch it. Isn't it cute?

775
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:39,719
Look a Touch it so much? Catch it? Touch it,

776
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,320
touch it and it's always sticky. Make it and it

777
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,079
sticks to your hand.

778
00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:45,079
Speaker 2: It's not like the real slime that you used to

779
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,880
buy right from the store that doesn't stick to your hand.

780
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 1: Right, this kind you always need to wash your hand afterwards.

781
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,760
It always leaves leaves residue.

782
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,239
Speaker 2: But they have to have you touch it, I know.

783
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,280
And then they go like this, no, but touch this one.

784
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,760
This is not sticky. Oh that's sure enough.

785
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: It's still all the time. She all, that's her Lyne.

786
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,679
This was not sticky. This was not sticky. She lines

787
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,400
them up too, like this one's the peak. Look, it's

788
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:12,280
all easter colors, like huh oh, yeah, so's my kitchen

789
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,639
Easter colors? Now what until Daddy gets home? And then

790
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,840
Daddy and she's like Daddy's not gonna care because Daddy

791
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:25,119
doesn't get mad at mistakes. What she had her father

792
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:29,760
daughter dance on Friday night. Oh yeah, I saw the picture.

793
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,719
She looked so cute. Yeah, she was excited. She had

794
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:35,039
father daughter dance. And I said, so. She came home

795
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,119
and I said, so, did you have fun? She said yeah.

796
00:39:37,199 --> 00:39:39,239
I go did you dance with daddy? And she said no?

797
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,119
And I said, what'd you do? She goes, I dance

798
00:39:41,159 --> 00:39:43,239
with my friends. I go, what did daddy do? And

799
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,199
she goes talk to mister sample outside for three hours.

800
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,039
I said really, and she's like yeah. They came in

801
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:51,039
once in a while and then they said want to dance,

802
00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:53,480
and we shoved them out and said no, keep talking.

803
00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:56,239
And then they went back outside and just chit chatted

804
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,360
for he just talks and talks and talks and talk talk,

805
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:05,000
you know, to mister b mister Buddha for two hours,

806
00:40:05,119 --> 00:40:09,679
cheot his zero off. But I take it that Natalia

807
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,400
wasn't bummed about that. She was like, great, Yeah, she

808
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,119
had fun. I think it's the idea is more fun

809
00:40:15,119 --> 00:40:17,639
than the actual. Yeah right, it's like, oh my dad's here,

810
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:21,559
right right, right, right right, Yeah, even that's not she's

811
00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:25,800
lukewarm on that was he excited about doing it? Yeah,

812
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,239
he was fine, put it on his calendar months early,

813
00:40:28,519 --> 00:40:32,159
and then Sonny had his big he had this tryout,

814
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,199
so sad, I don't, Oh, we're going to catch up

815
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,039
from last week? Yeah, did I tell you? Well? You

816
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:40,000
were waiting for the call. And then he was going

817
00:40:40,079 --> 00:40:42,280
to have to re retry retry.

818
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,119
Speaker 2: I almost haid, reaudition. Yes, this would have been the

819
00:40:44,119 --> 00:40:46,559
wrong terminology. Yes, he was going to have to get

820
00:40:46,599 --> 00:40:48,519
re evaluated, reevaluate.

821
00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:51,760
Speaker 1: So he went back for the reevaluation and eight boys

822
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,760
from his school that he plays basketball with every day

823
00:40:55,159 --> 00:40:57,960
went there and I said to him, what if, y'all?

824
00:40:58,119 --> 00:41:00,679
What if? What if? Sonny? What if? And he was like,

825
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,119
I'll be okay because what if they all get picked

826
00:41:03,159 --> 00:41:06,079
and he didn't. That was going to be my worst nightmare.

827
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:10,039
And then the next day I get the email. It said, congratulations,

828
00:41:10,159 --> 00:41:12,199
we would love to have you, you know, play on

829
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,320
our team. Oh yay. Yeah he made it for one boy.

830
00:41:17,599 --> 00:41:20,679
That broke my heart. I go, but what about Mark?

831
00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:23,400
And he was like he didn't make it because I

832
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,320
saw all the names and I was like, oh, Mark's

833
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,639
not on there, and he was like, oh no, I

834
00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:33,639
mean it just it broke my heart. But he I

835
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,519
asked him a couple days later, I said to how

836
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:37,559
you guys been talking about it? She goes, no, no, no, no,

837
00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:39,599
we don't talk about it when he's around. I love

838
00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:42,760
that the boys are like that. The girls they say

839
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,000
they're like that, I think they like to flaunt shit.

840
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:49,440
Boys are less like zip it. I love that Sonny

841
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,119
has that quality. There was one time where he was

842
00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:55,039
at Jensen's house at a party, at a birthday party,

843
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:58,920
and Matthew, his other friend, invited him to come sleep

844
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:04,000
over that night. And so he Adam was talking to

845
00:42:04,559 --> 00:42:08,079
Jensen's dad and h sitting there at the table you know,

846
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,960
hot dog, and Sonny came around the corner and whispered

847
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,079
into Adam's ear and said, Matthew invited me to spend

848
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:18,039
the night. Can I go? And Adam Adam's like h

849
00:42:18,199 --> 00:42:21,320
and he's talking to Jensen's dad and he's like huh,

850
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:25,079
and he was like son He's like and he's like like,

851
00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:27,280
you know, gave him the look like sh and he's like,

852
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,239
Matthew invited me to spend the night. Can I go?

853
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,679
And He's like Matthew invited to spend the night like loud,

854
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,639
and he's like, Sonny had a pencil, he break it

855
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:40,119
in half. Like I love that quality. Yeah, it's like

856
00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:44,119
just and they the boys are all sincere about it.

857
00:42:44,199 --> 00:42:48,360
You know, Natalia, I don't know, Like I said, you know,

858
00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:51,119
are you gonna talk about the trip we had in Santa Monica.

859
00:42:51,199 --> 00:42:53,159
Don't bring it up in front of cammy little buddah

860
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:55,679
blah blah blah. So no, I don't. I don't, I don't,

861
00:42:55,679 --> 00:43:00,960
but I don't know, you know, like whatever, But it's

862
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,079
it's a nice quality that the boys have. But yeah,

863
00:43:03,119 --> 00:43:06,760
they all he made. So now he's got yet another

864
00:43:07,159 --> 00:43:09,320
sport to do. And so now he's got all these

865
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,119
practices like almost every night. Plus he's got the flag

866
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:15,760
football game every Sunday, and it's just it's just a

867
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:19,880
never ending thing. But they got so his very first

868
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:23,679
tournament was this weekend with this Elite Flyers basketball team

869
00:43:23,679 --> 00:43:27,440
that he got on creamed, got creamed, got crushed. And

870
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,760
this is like they're taking it to another level with

871
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,079
this team. Like this guy, this is a young guy.

872
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:37,519
He went through you know, all the high school varsity shit.

873
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,880
Now he's like assistant coach at one of the colleges,

874
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:45,639
local colleges, and he's like, he loves respectful kids. He's

875
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:49,840
very he's the great. He's very encouraging and he brings

876
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,840
he doesn't want them to be down on themselves. But

877
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,599
he is also tough. And if if if somebody like

878
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:00,360
if somebody if if like he does a screw image

879
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:03,360
and one kid was like like like if another kid

880
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,039
didn't make it, and it was like oh, and he's like,

881
00:44:05,079 --> 00:44:07,800
hey stop. He goes, you don't do that. You don't

882
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,599
make your teammate feel bad for missing a basket. Now

883
00:44:10,599 --> 00:44:12,639
go run a lap, make him run. He makes well,

884
00:44:12,679 --> 00:44:15,000
I like that. Yeah, he goes, this is a this

885
00:44:15,159 --> 00:44:17,599
is a team sports, not an individual sport. You don't

886
00:44:17,599 --> 00:44:20,440
blah blah blah. He's a great guy. And he he said,

887
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,559
yeah he's a young guy, but uh yeah, these boys

888
00:44:23,559 --> 00:44:26,039
are getting they're like it's they're taking it up a notch.

889
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:30,440
And Sonny is good, but he's not he's still not aggressive,

890
00:44:30,519 --> 00:44:32,920
Like he's tentative. He gets the ball and he passes

891
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,719
it sometos. Yeah, I mean in certain situations. In this situation,

892
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,760
he was very intimidated. I mean it was a huge

893
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,960
auditorium at Pasadena City College and there was all these

894
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,320
other tournaments going on at the same so it's very loud,

895
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,760
and these this team was bigger than them and better

896
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:52,280
than them, and it was like forty five to twelve

897
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,840
or something like that blowout, and but it was fine.

898
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,280
I mean, but Sonny makes he makes his baskets. But

899
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:03,039
it's he needs to. He's got up his game a

900
00:45:03,039 --> 00:45:04,719
little bit. And then we went and watched the football

901
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:09,199
game yesterday and Adam was sitting there going, what's the score?

902
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,480
Because we went to the tournament yesterday they got lost.

903
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,199
They lost. Then the weekend before the it was the

904
00:45:14,239 --> 00:45:18,360
first football game lost. And every time Adam comes to

905
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,480
Sonny's things, it's like he's bad luck. And he even

906
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,440
said that we were sitting, we have the chairs, we're

907
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,159
sitting down on the back on the football field, and

908
00:45:26,199 --> 00:45:29,159
he's just like he came, he came a little late,

909
00:45:29,199 --> 00:45:30,880
and he sat down. He's like, what's the score? And

910
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,039
I said, like seven zero, and he's like, let me

911
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:35,559
guess they got seven And I said, yeah, we're watching.

912
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:37,559
He's like, I'm just I'm bad luck for Sonny. I

913
00:45:37,559 --> 00:45:39,320
don't know what did He's sitting there with his buckslip

914
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,320
writing shit. He's like, I never every time I come,

915
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,320
I never see him like catch or you know, score

916
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:51,119
a touchdown. And literally, like five seconds later, the the

917
00:45:51,119 --> 00:45:53,840
the quarterback threw it all the way across the yard.

918
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,119
Sonny jumped up and caught it and made it. Yeah,

919
00:45:57,159 --> 00:46:01,599
and he was like except for now, like, oh, but

920
00:46:01,639 --> 00:46:04,679
it's fun. It's so much fun. I love love. And

921
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:11,880
now Natalia is doing volleyball. That's hard. It's hard. She's small.

922
00:46:12,159 --> 00:46:15,440
She's small, but she's strong and she likes it. She's

923
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,960
aggressive and it's fun. Except it's just the pain because

924
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,559
the first game is this weekend. It's Saturday, and we

925
00:46:21,639 --> 00:46:24,199
have to supposedly get up at five thirty am because

926
00:46:24,199 --> 00:46:27,480
it's on the fine. Oh no, why is she already

927
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,119
have far for a game. I don't know. She's just

928
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,599
joined like mid season because her little friend's on it,

929
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:35,480
and the coach was like, we could use you. Fine,

930
00:46:35,559 --> 00:46:37,800
let's go, you know, sign her up and sign her up.

931
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:42,719
She went to practice yesterday. So so it's this Saturday

932
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:46,000
and it's like somewhere far and it's early and I

933
00:46:46,039 --> 00:46:49,239
have Olga surprise party that night, and then Sonny with

934
00:46:49,320 --> 00:46:52,360
his game. He has a tournament this Saturday too, so

935
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,960
I don't know how what we're doing. Adam is gonna

936
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,599
have to take one, but I can guess which one's

937
00:46:57,639 --> 00:47:00,000
gonna take. I don't know. It's really hard. I don't

938
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,480
I don't know how people do it, you know, I

939
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,639
don't know either. I don't like the Saturdays are just

940
00:47:06,679 --> 00:47:07,639
a terrible day for me.

941
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:12,039
Speaker 2: Now I have, well, all three of my kids play basketball,

942
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:15,480
so and all their games are at different times.

943
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,199
Speaker 1: But Sadie and Maddie are going to play on.

944
00:47:19,159 --> 00:47:23,599
Speaker 2: A co ed team with my love coach Kiki, So

945
00:47:23,679 --> 00:47:26,920
they're doing He has a thing called Valley Stars, and

946
00:47:27,039 --> 00:47:30,840
it's like it's a team he does games, but it's

947
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:35,079
it's like a clinic but also it's like a club team,

948
00:47:35,639 --> 00:47:39,599
except for like it's an intense practice with fundamentals, and

949
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:42,000
they get to play in games, which I really like

950
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:45,800
for them, and he's just Kiki's just like an excellent coach,

951
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,719
and the kids get better really fast. But then Elbie's

952
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:52,079
doing the wreck, so Maddie dropped out of he was

953
00:47:52,119 --> 00:47:54,679
going to sign up for football, and he decided he

954
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,639
didn't want to do it, and I was so happy

955
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:00,280
and then Sadie didn't want to do the rec team

956
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,800
for basketball, and I was happy about that. But it's

957
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,880
still a lot. They still have all of them have

958
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,360
practice on the same day at the same time in

959
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,199
different places.

960
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:12,079
Speaker 1: Really, so what do you do?

961
00:48:13,559 --> 00:48:17,119
Speaker 2: So right now? John, Look, the first one was last Wednesday.

962
00:48:17,199 --> 00:48:20,440
John took Elbie, dropped her off and.

963
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: Then went home and then I went with the Sadie

964
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,920
and Mattie and I just hung out there. Yeah, what

965
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,039
what's the difference between the Wreck and the what's the Wreck?

966
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 2: So the Wreck is like through the park, like it's

967
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,800
the Wreck team. It's like, okay, it's less expensive, but

968
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,400
it's just through the park and then they play all

969
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,519
their games against other kids from the park, right, And

970
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:49,519
this one is like more of a league, like a

971
00:48:49,599 --> 00:48:52,159
more professional kind of thing where they have they play

972
00:48:52,159 --> 00:48:55,119
against other like club teams against games.

973
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: Right. But the Wreck is fine. I mean, Elbie really

974
00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:58,880
likes it.

975
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,119
Speaker 2: It's just it's very depends your experience is going to

976
00:49:03,199 --> 00:49:05,679
depend on the coach you get. Like some of the

977
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,960
they're all volunteer coaches, and sometimes they're okay.

978
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:11,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah.

979
00:49:11,159 --> 00:49:13,039
Speaker 2: The last one we had we really liked, but he

980
00:49:13,119 --> 00:49:15,039
was the one that was really intense and had them

981
00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:18,000
all do two practices a week plus like go watch

982
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:22,039
films of themselves in their last game. And I think

983
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,559
Lbie enjoys it. But she's not like I'm going to

984
00:49:25,599 --> 00:49:27,119
be a professional basketball.

985
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 1: Player, right right right, She's like, really, we have to

986
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:35,280
go like mandatorily watch a film of us playing. Like hmm, yeah, yeah,

987
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,360
that's kind of strange.

988
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: But I love the fact that I told you this

989
00:49:40,119 --> 00:49:43,400
story I think on the Regular Show about how the

990
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,800
one mom was they do these all star teams and

991
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,039
it's very political, and I really liked that coach because

992
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:52,400
he was so into it. Yeah he was you know,

993
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:55,039
like I like that. Yeah, I think the kids get

994
00:49:55,079 --> 00:49:57,760
a lot out of it. He was super committed. Ye,

995
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,519
he lives for these kids. He's he's got a couple

996
00:50:00,639 --> 00:50:03,119
kids that play basketball. His kid was like the star

997
00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:05,599
of our team, and he wants them to take it

998
00:50:05,679 --> 00:50:08,360
seriously and he thinks they're going to learn, as you

999
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,119
were saying about Sunny's coach, like if they're going to

1000
00:50:11,159 --> 00:50:12,920
step up their game, they're going to have to work

1001
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,599
on fundamentals and play as a team and see their

1002
00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:18,559
mistakes and like he's very encouragedly like it.

1003
00:50:18,679 --> 00:50:21,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I mean, I I just a lot.

1004
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,480
It's just a lot, and I'm just I mean, I'm

1005
00:50:24,519 --> 00:50:27,440
happy that Natalia's got her volleyball, but I'm not happy

1006
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,440
that it's like I got to go to Irvine. Well,

1007
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,360
what's the point of ask an hour away? And that's

1008
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:37,360
crazy at seven thirty a m. And I could not

1009
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:39,760
hang with that, especially when it's like not her life.

1010
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,320
She's not like, oh my god, I live for volleyball.

1011
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,639
I know, I just found it out. I mean yesterday

1012
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,280
she's like hockey hours. Yeah, she went for practice yesterday

1013
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,239
and I picked her up and I said, and her

1014
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,239
little friend had it go and she's like great, She's like,

1015
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,800
we have a tournament this weekend. I go, okay, great.

1016
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:58,679
I mean, I'm happy. I like doing it. It's just

1017
00:50:59,159 --> 00:51:01,079
I was excited that son. He's got his tournam and

1018
00:51:01,119 --> 00:51:03,159
he's got he's on the and he's got that coming up.

1019
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:05,079
You know, I want to focus, and now I'm not

1020
00:51:05,079 --> 00:51:06,559
gonna be able to see him play. I got to

1021
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:08,480
go with her to see her thing, which is fine,

1022
00:51:08,519 --> 00:51:10,920
but can we convince her to drop out? I'm trying.

1023
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,880
Couldn't she like get hurt or something. Maybe you could

1024
00:51:15,199 --> 00:51:17,679
she did. That's what happened, and she she hurt her

1025
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:21,320
finger and first practice for flag football and then she stopped,

1026
00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:24,760
but then coincided with the volleyball, and then her volleyball

1027
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,360
coach was like, okay, well let me know when she

1028
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:30,639
feels better. And it's been like a month now, and uh,

1029
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,519
she's like, I'm back, and she does need a sport.

1030
00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:34,360
Maybe you could be like, well, let's cook get that

1031
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,480
X ray one more time, just to make sure it's healed.

1032
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,920
And then you could be like, oh, so still broken.

1033
00:51:39,199 --> 00:51:41,800
You can't do it. But the good thing is is

1034
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,400
I think the mom is going to drive them. Oh

1035
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,679
that's good. I think because her we live close and

1036
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,000
she's on the you know, and we're all going to

1037
00:51:50,039 --> 00:51:52,039
the siting. You're like, you're already used to it. Yeah,

1038
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:59,400
you gotta get up. I'll pick him up like a helicopter.

1039
00:51:59,559 --> 00:52:01,639
For all these say it would be nice, It would

1040
00:52:01,679 --> 00:52:03,719
be so cool to be just so rich that you could.

1041
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,960
I can't have a helicopter to go everywhere, or at

1042
00:52:06,039 --> 00:52:09,719
least an uber like son, you gotta go to practice again. Now,

1043
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:11,320
I gotta get good. But then you still gotta wake

1044
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:15,719
up that early. Yeah, m hmm, I don't know. We're

1045
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,480
on spring break.

1046
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: I would not be happy if I had to get

1047
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,320
up at five point thirty for anything.

1048
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,519
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, you're a parent now. Don't have

1049
00:52:23,639 --> 00:53:10,960
it up Brown? Oh nothing but nothing seems to find.

1050
00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:38,760
Don't find something to find? John, I do? Who so

1051
00:53:39,079 --> 00:53:47,239
want to shot me? Like I'm that's make your rapp

1052
00:53:47,440 --> 00:54:28,920
and the UF You show me no sign your welcome

1053
00:54:34,239 --> 00:55:04,960
to me day. I'm going to John Guy, John f