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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let youa tako one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w JRR.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, I don't forget more cash giveaways today and every

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<v Speaker 3>weekday for the next six weeks or so. Drop the

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<v Speaker 3>bank thousand dollars man, it could be in your pocket.

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<v Speaker 3>First chance. Nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>You get these keywords shoes term at our website WJRR

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<v Speaker 4>dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we do it hourly rough oute the day and

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<v Speaker 3>you can enter one time each hour. So ball's really

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<v Speaker 3>in your court as to how much you want to

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<v Speaker 3>participate or not. Love to see you grab a thousand bucks.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's begin. In ben Dong City, Indonesia, get

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<v Speaker 3>some I'm sharing some video of this uh well rescue effort,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess. A team of firefighters had to intervene to

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<v Speaker 3>free an office worker from her office chair after she

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<v Speaker 3>got her nose ring caught it in. She got her

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<v Speaker 3>piercing stuck in the mesh chair after jokingly sticking her

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<v Speaker 3>nose through the holes in it. According to the local

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<v Speaker 3>fire official who responded, they had to like roll her

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<v Speaker 3>outside where they cut her out of the thing man.

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, I got I have a mesh chair right here,

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<v Speaker 4>right right. Yeah, so I guess the mesh was a

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<v Speaker 4>little more than that. Ye had a little larger holes.

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<v Speaker 4>And she was I guess, trying to play Pikaboo or

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<v Speaker 4>something with a coworker and forgot the old nose ring

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<v Speaker 4>was in there and that got cinched up next. Now

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<v Speaker 4>she's attached to the office chair. Whenever I see nose rings,

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<v Speaker 4>immediately I just think a booger attached to it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's first thing I go to.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, it's funny that you said Indonesia and then rescued,

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<v Speaker 4>because anytime that you have a story from Indonesia's supermodel

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<v Speaker 4>in a palm tree.

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<v Speaker 2>I think of two things.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, surfing because Indo has great waves and supermodel in

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<v Speaker 4>the tree. You got it from the uh from.

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<v Speaker 2>The supermodel in the tree for taco. Yeah, we need

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<v Speaker 2>to remember that tsunami footage. How crazy that was.

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<v Speaker 4>If you've never seen the you know, maybe you're younger,

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<v Speaker 4>or maybe you just forgot about. Check out Indonesia tsunami

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<v Speaker 4>video and that was absolutely I mean, just looking at

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<v Speaker 4>the people on the beach, just get smoked.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, and you wonder why I don't go to

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<v Speaker 2>the beach. Whatever he likes boating.

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<v Speaker 3>I love boating as long as it's on someone else's boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>So these days you go in a lot of retail

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<v Speaker 3>shops and many items on the costlier side are locked up,

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<v Speaker 3>and you have to get an employee to, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>open up whatever it is you're trying to get behind

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<v Speaker 3>the locked plexiglass or glass case.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually razors. And it may not have started with razors.

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<v Speaker 4>It might have started with cold medicine baby formula.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the even detergent these days.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember the cold medicine was because people making math

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's now you've got to get that behind the

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<v Speaker 3>counter because of that reason. And you also, yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 3>definitely a restricted item now, but you know the other

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<v Speaker 3>stuff that's just every day toiletries. The CEO of Walgreens

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<v Speaker 3>has admitted that it hasn't done a lot overall for

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<v Speaker 3>business because a lot of the things that are locked

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<v Speaker 3>up now people just don't buy.

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<v Speaker 2>Even so I don't want to bother with this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go get I know.

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<v Speaker 4>When I was in New York one of the last

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<v Speaker 4>times visiting, Oh that we went to and four almost

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and four. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, rest in peace.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, you can't say that the lady that, the nurse,

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<v Speaker 4>the nurses who help you with stuff, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>that you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>They've all got big fantasses. Don't yell omah don't. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I swear.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish we had gone through with the let's call

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<v Speaker 4>Bob's oh mah bit. It would have been great. But Pat,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, when you get that old house, some things

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<v Speaker 4>are just once. I didn't know how long she'd stay alive,

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<v Speaker 4>and you know, I didn't want to make it kind

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<v Speaker 4>of like oh dude and bring people down that oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, so when.

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<v Speaker 4>We were up there, one of the last times I

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<v Speaker 4>remember went to Target and watching somebody just normal have

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<v Speaker 4>to walk up and say, hey, can you come unlock

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<v Speaker 4>this case for me to it's a it's a pain.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh So people aren't buying because see.

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<v Speaker 3>This is where these CEOs need to get on board

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<v Speaker 3>with BWO. Yeah, you can unlock everything once you institute BWO.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a quick hire gun certification. Yeah, and you housed

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<v Speaker 3>them at the front door.

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<v Speaker 4>You have one one exit just like most targets do right,

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<v Speaker 4>it opens up and there's like two they just like Walmart,

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<v Speaker 4>so nobody's getting out of there. If you're a big

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<v Speaker 4>ass Walmart that has two exits, you're selling so much

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<v Speaker 4>stuff and you're saving so much stolen inventory that you

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<v Speaker 4>can have two arm guards.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you pay or you're gonna be in the chair. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's just what BWO is all about.

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<v Speaker 4>For those that don't know, you're new to the program,

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<v Speaker 4>Bob World Order is a movement. It's a grassroots movement.

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<v Speaker 4>Might have seen the stickers around town. I saw another

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<v Speaker 4>one yesterday. So anyway, with BWO, it cuts out retail theft,

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<v Speaker 4>which saves all of us money. If you did not

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<v Speaker 4>get your BWO sticker yet, I got a couple more

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<v Speaker 4>envelopes people asking for him now sitting on my desk.

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<v Speaker 3>So this is where we do the disclaimer at least

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<v Speaker 3>once a quarter. We're not advocating killing actually killing shoplifters,

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<v Speaker 3>just permanently maiming them and confining them to a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, because then when they're wheeling around the neighborhood, everybody's

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<v Speaker 4>gonna learn from them and say, oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 4>hear what happens he's still baby formula. Yeah, BWO got him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's just trying to take care of his baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Mama.

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<v Speaker 4>Who cares that baby ain't eating and you ain't walking,

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<v Speaker 4>you're wheeling around.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, now that taste. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to beat Wo sticker while they last

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<v Speaker 4>and you didn't get one, just send us a self

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<v Speaker 4>address stamped envelope and to get our address, just Google.

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<v Speaker 2>Google the address. It's a great thing, great tool. It's

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<v Speaker 2>light clockwork.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time we do it, somebody reaches out, Hey, what's

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<v Speaker 4>your address.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do the leg work, you know, loading your envelope up,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm can't keep sending the address.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, if you're looking for a change in your occupation

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<v Speaker 3>or just you know, fresh starter, maybe you're unemployed and

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<v Speaker 3>looking for new opportunities, Planters is gonna pay several people

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<v Speaker 3>forty five thousand dollars a year base salary plus in

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<v Speaker 3>a complete benefits package including a four oh one K.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it to drive the nutmobile.

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<v Speaker 3>It is to drive the Nutmobile forty five K year,

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<v Speaker 3>and they you're gonna be on the road a good

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<v Speaker 3>portion of the year, but they pick up all your

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<v Speaker 3>travel expenses. So I mean with a base of forty

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<v Speaker 3>five K and you're traveling and you're paying for your

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<v Speaker 3>travel expence. This is like being on a free vacation

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<v Speaker 3>year round.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you're having to go to cities that you

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't want to and driving the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not poop put it.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the Nutmobile? It's pretty cool. I put

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<v Speaker 3>it on our Facebook page with all the info on

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<v Speaker 3>how you can apply for this and go ahead and

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<v Speaker 3>start your DS nuts jokes at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, of course they've already got them.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, if you have a nut allergy, I would probably

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<v Speaker 3>uh tell you to steer clear of this. I doubt

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<v Speaker 3>that they can say that, but we will. Yeah, yea

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred percent scroll and hold on. Okay, I see

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<v Speaker 3>the Eagles fans. Oh that is a pretty cool mobile.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like driving a small RV. Uh. Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not as girthy and lengthy as the Wiener Mobile.

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<v Speaker 4>No, they nor is beefy that one. People hang trucknuts

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<v Speaker 4>on the back of the Wienermobile. This one they just

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<v Speaker 4>do these nuts signs on it so that the as

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<v Speaker 4>they call it, the Planter's Nutmobile, it is basically the

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<v Speaker 4>size of an RV. Do they mean that you have

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<v Speaker 4>to sleep in that thing too. No, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you aren't basically a brand ambassador. They to

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<v Speaker 3>use the term that we just love You'll be showing

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<v Speaker 3>up to support activations around the country.

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<v Speaker 2>This corporate lingo these days is it's a promotion. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're showing up to do a promotion. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not activation. Let's see you at the activation. You're

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna make it there. I'm gonna beat w O

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<v Speaker 4>your ass. Not really, you know what, Pat, I think

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<v Speaker 4>that your bridge tender job when we when we're done here.

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<v Speaker 2>That's I'm telling you. That's the answer. I think the

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<v Speaker 2>nutmobile is mine.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's what I'm reaching for because otherwise there's

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<v Speaker 4>going to be a flight attendant. But I'm afraid of

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<v Speaker 4>heightsn't a nutmobile. But I don't like to dry.

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<v Speaker 2>I did I tell you on the bridge tender? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there was, there is an opening or something. I know.

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<v Speaker 3>My sister gives. She goes, you want to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>She goes, I've got a connection for you. Oh, my

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<v Speaker 3>sister has a connection to that. I to go sit

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<v Speaker 3>in a box. Well, all it really is is it

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<v Speaker 3>would just be me getting paid to do what I

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<v Speaker 3>normally do in a bulk of my downtime anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, watch TV right, yeah, well st the internet, you

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<v Speaker 4>could just get it told.

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<v Speaker 3>All you gotta do is hit open and close maybe

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<v Speaker 3>once or twice an hour.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's down south forward. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>big boats with big masts.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, they got all the wringes are all I

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<v Speaker 3>already know the ins and outs of this. They open on,

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<v Speaker 3>they're all timed out. It's either the quarter hour or

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<v Speaker 3>thirty past. Can we still do a podcast like we

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<v Speaker 3>were playing? Like it has internet there, I could do

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<v Speaker 3>it right from the from the beautiful view of the Intracoastal.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Patlete, Taco bob Lin, she's checking in right now

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<v Speaker 4>from the inter Coastal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm cruising around Wyoming and the Nutmobile. You go, thanks

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