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Speaker 3: All right, let's begin. In ben Dong City, Indonesia, get
Speaker 3: some I'm sharing some video of this uh well rescue effort,
Speaker 3: I guess. A team of firefighters had to intervene to
Speaker 3: free an office worker from her office chair after she
Speaker 3: got her nose ring caught it in. She got her
Speaker 3: piercing stuck in the mesh chair after jokingly sticking her
Speaker 3: nose through the holes in it. According to the local
Speaker 3: fire official who responded, they had to like roll her
Speaker 3: outside where they cut her out of the thing man.
Speaker 4: So okay, I got I have a mesh chair right here,
Speaker 4: right right. Yeah, so I guess the mesh was a
Speaker 4: little more than that. Ye had a little larger holes.
Speaker 4: And she was I guess, trying to play Pikaboo or
Speaker 4: something with a coworker and forgot the old nose ring
Speaker 4: was in there and that got cinched up next. Now
Speaker 4: she's attached to the office chair. Whenever I see nose rings,
Speaker 4: immediately I just think a booger attached to it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's first thing I go to.
Speaker 4: Also, it's funny that you said Indonesia and then rescued,
Speaker 4: because anytime that you have a story from Indonesia's supermodel
Speaker 4: in a palm tree.
Speaker 2: I think of two things.
Speaker 4: Yes, surfing because Indo has great waves and supermodel in
Speaker 4: the tree. You got it from the uh from.
Speaker 2: The supermodel in the tree for taco. Yeah, we need
Speaker 2: to remember that tsunami footage. How crazy that was.
Speaker 4: If you've never seen the you know, maybe you're younger,
Speaker 4: or maybe you just forgot about. Check out Indonesia tsunami
Speaker 4: video and that was absolutely I mean, just looking at
Speaker 4: the people on the beach, just get smoked.
Speaker 2: You know, and you wonder why I don't go to
Speaker 2: the beach. Whatever he likes boating.
Speaker 3: I love boating as long as it's on someone else's boat.
Speaker 2: Yep. Uh.
Speaker 3: So these days you go in a lot of retail
Speaker 3: shops and many items on the costlier side are locked up,
Speaker 3: and you have to get an employee to, you know,
Speaker 3: open up whatever it is you're trying to get behind
Speaker 3: the locked plexiglass or glass case.
Speaker 4: Usually razors. And it may not have started with razors.
Speaker 4: It might have started with cold medicine baby formula.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the even detergent these days.
Speaker 4: I remember the cold medicine was because people making math
Speaker 4: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Well that's now you've got to get that behind the
Speaker 3: counter because of that reason. And you also, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: definitely a restricted item now, but you know the other
Speaker 3: stuff that's just every day toiletries. The CEO of Walgreens
Speaker 3: has admitted that it hasn't done a lot overall for
Speaker 3: business because a lot of the things that are locked
Speaker 3: up now people just don't buy.
Speaker 2: Even so I don't want to bother with this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta go get I know.
Speaker 4: When I was in New York one of the last
Speaker 4: times visiting, Oh that we went to and four almost
Speaker 4: one hundred and four. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, rest in peace.
Speaker 4: Oh my, you can't say that the lady that, the nurse,
Speaker 4: the nurses who help you with stuff, by the way,
Speaker 4: that you don't.
Speaker 2: They've all got big fantasses. Don't yell omah don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I swear.
Speaker 4: I wish we had gone through with the let's call
Speaker 4: Bob's oh mah bit. It would have been great. But Pat,
Speaker 4: you know, when you get that old house, some things
Speaker 4: are just once. I didn't know how long she'd stay alive,
Speaker 4: and you know, I didn't want to make it kind
Speaker 4: of like oh dude and bring people down that oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so when.
Speaker 4: We were up there, one of the last times I
Speaker 4: remember went to Target and watching somebody just normal have
Speaker 4: to walk up and say, hey, can you come unlock
Speaker 4: this case for me to it's a it's a pain.
Speaker 2: Uh So people aren't buying because see.
Speaker 3: This is where these CEOs need to get on board
Speaker 3: with BWO. Yeah, you can unlock everything once you institute BWO.
Speaker 3: It's a quick hire gun certification. Yeah, and you housed
Speaker 3: them at the front door.
Speaker 4: You have one one exit just like most targets do right,
Speaker 4: it opens up and there's like two they just like Walmart,
Speaker 4: so nobody's getting out of there. If you're a big
Speaker 4: ass Walmart that has two exits, you're selling so much
Speaker 4: stuff and you're saving so much stolen inventory that you
Speaker 4: can have two arm guards.
Speaker 3: What do you pay or you're gonna be in the chair. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just what BWO is all about.
Speaker 4: For those that don't know, you're new to the program,
Speaker 4: Bob World Order is a movement. It's a grassroots movement.
Speaker 4: Might have seen the stickers around town. I saw another
Speaker 4: one yesterday. So anyway, with BWO, it cuts out retail theft,
Speaker 4: which saves all of us money. If you did not
Speaker 4: get your BWO sticker yet, I got a couple more
Speaker 4: envelopes people asking for him now sitting on my desk.
Speaker 3: So this is where we do the disclaimer at least
Speaker 3: once a quarter. We're not advocating killing actually killing shoplifters,
Speaker 3: just permanently maiming them and confining them to a wheelchair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because then when they're wheeling around the neighborhood, everybody's
Speaker 4: gonna learn from them and say, oh my god, you
Speaker 4: hear what happens he's still baby formula. Yeah, BWO got him.
Speaker 4: He's just trying to take care of his baby.
Speaker 2: Mama.
Speaker 4: Who cares that baby ain't eating and you ain't walking,
Speaker 4: you're wheeling around.
Speaker 2: But anyway, now that taste. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Google the address. It's a great thing, great tool. It's
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Speaker 4: Every time we do it, somebody reaches out, Hey, what's
Speaker 4: your address.
Speaker 2: I'll do the leg work, you know, loading your envelope up,
Speaker 2: but I'm can't keep sending the address.
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Speaker 4: going to be a flight attendant. But I'm afraid of
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Speaker 3: She goes, I've got a connection for you. Oh, my
Speaker 3: sister has a connection to that. I to go sit
Speaker 3: in a box. Well, all it really is is it
Speaker 3: would just be me getting paid to do what I
Speaker 3: normally do in a bulk of my downtime anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, watch TV right, yeah, well st the internet, you
Speaker 4: could just get it told.
Speaker 3: All you gotta do is hit open and close maybe
Speaker 3: once or twice an hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's down south forward. There's a lot of
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Speaker 3: You know, they got all the wringes are all I
Speaker 3: already know the ins and outs of this. They open on,
Speaker 3: they're all timed out. It's either the quarter hour or
Speaker 3: thirty past. Can we still do a podcast like we
Speaker 3: were playing? Like it has internet there, I could do
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