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<v Speaker 1>If you are a dog person, give me a solution

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<v Speaker 1>to put Bernie in his kennel and then he barks

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<v Speaker 1>for about thirty minutes and it's nick. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel bad for him. And last night I put him

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<v Speaker 1>in his kennel b Burt bur Burt for about thirty

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or so, and I kept waiting for him to stop,

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<v Speaker 1>because eventually he does stop. And I said, Susan, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go downstairs and they're gonna take him my shirt

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<v Speaker 1>and put it in the kennel, because maybe he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to know that I'm close by and that'll comfort him.

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<v Speaker 1>She said no. She said, that's like a baby crying.

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<v Speaker 1>Let that baby cry and he'll teach. And so she

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<v Speaker 1>was right, yeah, valid, Yeah, But if you have any

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<v Speaker 1>tips or anything about how to make a dog more

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<v Speaker 1>comfortable in.

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<v Speaker 2>A kennel, did you give him a treat when you

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<v Speaker 2>put him in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, yeah, that's how I lure him.

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<v Speaker 2>He not used to like being in a kennel, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>Why we don't know his full history. Yeah, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely showing some little quirks here and there, like barking

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<v Speaker 1>at his reflection in the fireplace mirror was a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit annoying. It was cute at first, but then he

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<v Speaker 1>kept walking up to it and looking at himself and

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<v Speaker 1>going right, and I'm like, dumb ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you always kenneled all of your dog?

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<v Speaker 1>No? We did not with any dog ever, except Josie

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<v Speaker 1>when she got older, because she would pee. We would

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<v Speaker 1>let her walk anywhere. She always slept downstairs on the couch,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we had to put her in the kennel,

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<v Speaker 1>which she did just fine in. Usually dogs like a

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<v Speaker 1>kennel or crate, whatever you call it. Yeah, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>like their den. They like to crawl in there. That's

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<v Speaker 1>their own space with their own smell.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we put our dogs in kennel's are huskies, because

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<v Speaker 4>if we didn't, they would find a way to like

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<v Speaker 4>rip apart something. So it'd be like okay, But then

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it got to the point where my dog

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<v Speaker 4>would at like the second the sun went down, he

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<v Speaker 4>would go into his kennel and then bark at us

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<v Speaker 4>because he wanted to go to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd be like, excuse me, it's bedtime.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, really, excuse me, Hello, it's bedtime, And we were like,

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<v Speaker 4>it's only seven thirty dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's the thing about dogs is that they

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<v Speaker 1>each one has their own little eccentricity.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So are you going to let Bernie eventually just

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<v Speaker 3>roam free, but you just want to get them kennel

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<v Speaker 3>trained early?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, yeah, because I say, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I love just letting dogs roam free at my house,

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<v Speaker 3>but a lot of dogs I watch are kennel train

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<v Speaker 3>and they do like to keep them in there at night,

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<v Speaker 3>So I do whatever the owner tells me. But if

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<v Speaker 3>a dog isn't kennel trained and that they're just used

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<v Speaker 3>to roaming the house, that's what I let them do too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I don't have a problem with them roaming

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<v Speaker 1>the house. But right now he does seem like they say,

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<v Speaker 1>after a few days is the dog gets more comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's been up four or five days now that

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<v Speaker 1>they start to show their true selves a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think he is a little bit anxious because

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<v Speaker 1>last night he would lay on the floor, then get

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<v Speaker 1>up and jump on the couch, then lay on the floor,

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<v Speaker 1>then barking himself in the fireplace class then look out

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<v Speaker 1>the window and bark at something that was outside. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's never a rule. Yeah, it's more like a ruf ruf.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just chatting, I guess so. So finally I said, Bernie,

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<v Speaker 1>come up on the couch, and he gets up on

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<v Speaker 1>me and he is. This is one of the reasons

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<v Speaker 1>I love him so much. He'll lay down, put his

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<v Speaker 1>head on my shoulder or put his head on my

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<v Speaker 1>arm and just be content. And that's where he's most content.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's definitely becoming my dog because you know, Susan's

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<v Speaker 1>got her cat. So and by the way, you can

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<v Speaker 1>follow Bernie on Instagram the Bernie tails t a I

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<v Speaker 1>l s and you can see him watching TV last night.

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<v Speaker 3>Because what if Bernie's Instagram blows up and you studedly

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<v Speaker 3>become one of those influencers that makes like a pet

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<v Speaker 3>seven figures on Bernie's Instagram, that could be your retirement plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, there you go, run Bernie's Instagram account. Bernie,

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<v Speaker 1>get up, We're gonna make a video. Yeah, all right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Juanita is here with her weekly rant.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey y'all, Hey, So this week's rent is about the

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<v Speaker 5>refrigerators at the job. So normally when I when I

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<v Speaker 5>bring a lunch to work, I bring said that I

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<v Speaker 5>don't have to put in refrigerator because I already heard

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<v Speaker 5>all the horror stories about people getting the shit eight

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<v Speaker 5>out the refrigerator. I just had one coworker just recently.

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<v Speaker 5>She brought a ball of lasagna. Somebody fucking went in

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<v Speaker 5>there and literally ate part of the lasagna, left the

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<v Speaker 5>rest of it in the refrigerator with the fork that

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<v Speaker 5>they ate with and put it on top of the bowl.

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<v Speaker 5>They didn't even wash the fork off, they just left

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<v Speaker 5>the fork sitting on top of the bowl. Oh. I

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<v Speaker 5>would have kick their ass as soon as I found

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<v Speaker 5>out who it was. So I made me a hamburger

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<v Speaker 5>from at home, and I didn't put the hamburger in

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<v Speaker 5>the refrigerator. I just put my lettuce and tomato and

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<v Speaker 5>onion and a zip lock and I put that in refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 5>And I put the cheese. I love pepper Jack cheese

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<v Speaker 5>on a hamburger, and I put that in a refrigerator.

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<v Speaker 5>So when I got when it was time for lunch

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<v Speaker 5>and I got ready to go to lunch, my shit

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<v Speaker 5>was gone. I got my hamburger on my bun, no lettuce, tomato,

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<v Speaker 5>no cheese. I was fucking pissed. But if this is

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<v Speaker 5>the part that really pissed me off. Is because I

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<v Speaker 5>got in trouble because I locked the lunch room doors

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<v Speaker 5>and I said, now one of you motherfuckers was leaving

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<v Speaker 5>out of here until somebody tell me who stole my shit. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>now I got somebody else to look for it, because

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<v Speaker 5>somebody snitched and texted the supervisor and told them what

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<v Speaker 5>I did. Fucking bastards.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Wan. I've never had that happen, but

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<v Speaker 1>I know that it's kind of a common thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>just feel what. I would never number one do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two, I would feel gross eating some strange I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know who it is. It could belong to Corey

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<v Speaker 1>Cove from down a k fan. Yeah, maybe he brought

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<v Speaker 1>in some leftover lasagna.

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<v Speaker 3>He would never he only needs chicken tenders.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so he brought in chicken tenders, And I would

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<v Speaker 1>never do that because it's like, no, that's gross. That's

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<v Speaker 1>your food. You probably have picked at it and touched it.

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<v Speaker 4>You've done that by accident once though, where you brought

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<v Speaker 4>lunch in here and you started to eat it and

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<v Speaker 4>then you ask Jenny and I are like, is this mine? Like,

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<v Speaker 4>how are we supposed to know if it's yours? And you're, well,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember if I brought this bag in or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this mine? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'll never forget the time that you brought.

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<v Speaker 3>You come in with a huge container of blueberries, and

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<v Speaker 3>I look over and I go, are those my blueberries?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? You know, you're right. I don't think I brought

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<v Speaker 2>blueberries in today.

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<v Speaker 3>And so you go to put them back in the fridge,

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<v Speaker 3>but not without putting a whole pile on your plate

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<v Speaker 3>you had first and taking home and then putting them

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<v Speaker 3>back in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a generous person. You like to share, No, I

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<v Speaker 1>do bringing blueberries are the best fruit there is for

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<v Speaker 1>nutritional value in fiber. Did you know this?

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<v Speaker 2>Do You said that to me recently?

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<v Speaker 3>But I love a blueberry, but I've been on a

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<v Speaker 3>BlackBerry kick lately.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are my berries I like.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Yeah. I sat on the screen at Snap,

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<v Speaker 1>So while you're working out at Snap, there's a screen

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<v Speaker 1>with all kinds of health and well being tips on

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<v Speaker 1>the screen. Yeah, and I've learned a lot of things,

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<v Speaker 1>and one of the only thing that I remember right

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<v Speaker 1>now off the top of my head is blueberries are

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<v Speaker 1>the best fruit. Okay. Christen writes in she says, I

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<v Speaker 1>get another random question. What is something you've always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to do, but you're way too scared to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>For me, I've always loved suspension piercing. It looks so freeing,

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<v Speaker 1>but at the same time, it would be something cool

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<v Speaker 1>to know I've overcome it, but I can't imagine the pain.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll always be way too scared to ever try it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is suspension piercing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna google.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that's when you get piercings on your back

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<v Speaker 4>and you like, I think it's gross. I mean, in

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<v Speaker 4>my humble opinion, from my point of view, it's called scary.

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<v Speaker 2>But who is this from?

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Kristin. She's a regular contributor to The

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<v Speaker 1>Minnesota Goodbye, Kristin.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, I guess I don't know exactly if that's

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<v Speaker 2>correct or not. So sorry, No, no, I think this

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<v Speaker 2>is what it is. I thought it was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>get piercings on your back and.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, no, I mean, unless it's this extreme, but I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of feel like I've seen this before.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it, Jenny?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's literally people being hooked and being suspended

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<v Speaker 3>from just like lines of things that have hooks on them,

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<v Speaker 3>so they hook it into their skin.

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<v Speaker 2>See that's what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and then you're like lifted by a little mini

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<v Speaker 1>crane or something. Yeah, got the jeeves? Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. It's funny. I don't. Certain people are into

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<v Speaker 1>things that I'm just not into. Like somebody who gets

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<v Speaker 1>their tongue pierced. I don't know. I mean, first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out of the demo for getting your tongue piers Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but full facial piercings.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, Well, what's something that you would do but you're

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<v Speaker 2>scared to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>Rock climbing. I mean seriously, I would love to rock climb.

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<v Speaker 1>Tenish years or so ago, Alison and I were at

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<v Speaker 1>Devil's Tower in Wyoming and that's the one that looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a big tree stump grown out of the prairie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing and it's like six hundred foot high and

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<v Speaker 1>it's totally climb a bowl. And we went to a

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<v Speaker 1>climbing outfitter and we were going to do it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just chickened out because I hate heights. But I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the adventure and Alison and I we can be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of adventuresome together. And I thought this would be

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<v Speaker 1>a really cool thing to do, but I was just

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<v Speaker 1>terrified that I would get like thirty feet up and

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<v Speaker 1>I would just be like, no more, I can not.

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<v Speaker 1>But I would love to be able to climb something,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would have to be one hundred percent absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>guaranteed that I'm not going to fall and die.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I agree, if as I thought, the people who

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<v Speaker 4>do like aerial silks in the like that are hanging

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<v Speaker 4>Lina does that. Yeah, aerial silks and like pole Like,

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<v Speaker 4>if you have to like climb up something, I know

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna end up dropping something, hitting my head and dying.

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<v Speaker 4>I love burlesque. But that's not necessarily like a workout.

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<v Speaker 4>But ariels and pole, Like, I know so many girls

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, what's it called when you jump off the cliffs

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen enough wingsuit accident videos. One of the very

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<v Speaker 1>an hour into a pillar on this bridge and body part.

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<v Speaker 1>just horrifying, and I'm like, Nope, no wingsuits for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw another one where it's you're looking at an

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<v Speaker 1>and he never appears again. So, in other words, he

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how anybody's like, yeah, wingsuit, that sounds cool.

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<v Speaker 1>No thanks, Did you name one Jenny yet that that

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<v Speaker 1>was your suit? That your okay? Next one, Anna writes,

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<v Speaker 1>and I hope you're all well. I hope enough time

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<v Speaker 1>has passed that this is funny and not sad for

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny to hear. Must have been right after Jenny became single.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed she was on the show Less. I was

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<v Speaker 1>first worried that she was dealing with family issues with

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<v Speaker 1>her sister's health and then maybe like a more bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>urgent issues, including increasing frequency. My heart went out to her,

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<v Speaker 1>thinking something must be really going south. Never did I

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<v Speaker 1>think she'd experience a breakup, because who in their right

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<v Speaker 1>mind would leave a perfect woman like her? Only somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't see her true value. Well, we don't know

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<v Speaker 1>whether Jenny left them or they left. We don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope your day consists of only planned bathroom breaks and

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<v Speaker 1>not the emergency kind. Funny you bring that up, Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>because it is gonna shit a literal shit storm in

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<v Speaker 1>the studio today. There is all over the walls.

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<v Speaker 2>There is not all over the wall.

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<v Speaker 1>It smells like shit in here, Thank you, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>We're surrounded.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you notice accurately, Yes that I was not on

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<v Speaker 3>the show or talking, probably as much because I was

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<v Speaker 3>dealing with some shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But no today.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night, at like eleven PM, my stomach was gurgling

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<v Speaker 3>and I spent like thirty minutes in there and then

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<v Speaker 3>finally go to sleep. But this morning I came in

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<v Speaker 3>and I told Bailey and Day right, away. I was like, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>my stomach fucking hurts today, and so I keep running

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<v Speaker 3>to the bathroom thinking I need to go. I don't,

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<v Speaker 3>And then Bailey's been scared to follow me into the

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<v Speaker 3>bathroom because we have such a limited time to go,

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<v Speaker 3>just like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry if you're pooping in here, but I have

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<v Speaker 2>to be so bad. So yeah, no, that has been

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<v Speaker 2>my day today. But that was not what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's sweet. You know, here's the funny thing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it is at your office, but

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<v Speaker 1>we all work together for four hours where we get

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<v Speaker 1>a bathroom break and you know, during a song or commercials,

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<v Speaker 1>we can go get something to eat or go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. But there are emergency situations where one of

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<v Speaker 1>us will say, I'm going to take a break, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back. I don't know when I'm going to be back,

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<v Speaker 1>but I might not make it back in time for

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<v Speaker 1>the next on air break. And that's the way it is,

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<v Speaker 1>because we all work so closely and we don't even

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<v Speaker 1>bat an eye about it anymore. If Bailey runs with

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<v Speaker 1>her hand over her butt towards the bathroom, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>go there. Look at Bailey we're like, okay, well hope

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<v Speaker 2>It's a hilarious joke.

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<v Speaker 4>If someone isn't back in time, then we'll just be like,

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<v Speaker 4>well they're pooping, yeah, even if they're not.

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<v Speaker 3>You did have a situation last week day where you

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<v Speaker 3>weren't back in time, and so I started covering, and

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to be an adult and not bring it

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<v Speaker 3>up when you came back to the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>But somebody else, Bailey, where were you? Bailey good By?

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny pooping, Denise writes in she says, my name

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<v Speaker 1>is Jenny. I'm a loyal listener since the early two thousands.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's okay to ask, But I was wondering

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<v Speaker 1>if there's any chance I might be able to visit

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<v Speaker 1>the station sometime next week. I moved to New alm

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<v Speaker 1>three years ago after spending my whole life in the

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<v Speaker 1>Twin Cities, and I always take the week of my

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<v Speaker 1>birthday off to come back and soak up a little

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<v Speaker 1>city time I'll be in town. Was thinking maybe Monday

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<v Speaker 1>or Wednesday would work. If visits are something you allow,

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<v Speaker 1>totally understand. If it's not possible, I just figured i'd

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<v Speaker 1>shoot my shot. Thanks so much either way, Denise Olsen, Denise,

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<v Speaker 1>were flattered that you want to come on your birthday?

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<v Speaker 1>I think did she say her birthday? Birthday week? She's

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<v Speaker 1>coming to the cities. We're flattered that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>come by, so absolutely, I will write you back and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll set up a time. Now, we wouldn't say this

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio, because you know, I mean, we love

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<v Speaker 1>studio today, Joe Gonzalez from Turlock, California. Listens in California

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<v Speaker 1>find us on the iHeartRadio app and then he listens

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<v Speaker 1>every day, knows all about the Twin Cities, knows how

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<v Speaker 1>to say why Zetta and Joe and his wife Amanda

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody and meet everybody. And we're super flatter that

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<v Speaker 1>anybody wants to do that. I would never put that

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<v Speaker 1>out on the radio because one thing about having visitors

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio is we get distracted because we are

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<v Speaker 1>We're chatting up with whoever comes in. And if we

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<v Speaker 1>don't chat, then we feel rude. But if we chat,

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<v Speaker 1>then we lose track of what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're like suddenly going back to like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So it's not like we don't it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>they're not allowed to come in, but we just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like have a like we've learned that if we

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<v Speaker 1>have too many peoples. So, but if you're on the

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen to Minnesota Goodbye, and you ever want

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<v Speaker 1>to visit the radio station, yeah, send me an email.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure we can work it out. Sure. Yeah, speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of a New Olm because she moved Fraud lives in

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<v Speaker 1>New Olm. Remember we were talking to somebody about the okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what was it, the Herm and the German. Remember the German?

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<v Speaker 1>So she said, okay, Herman the German is the giant

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<v Speaker 1>German statue and trying to find it. Yeah, here she is, Hannah,

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<v Speaker 1>She said, here is our kids on top of the

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<v Speaker 1>Herm and the German statue. If you ever want to

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<v Speaker 1>climb it, I would try to knock it out this summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Just trust somebody whose husband works in construction that crushed

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<v Speaker 1>up rock and Herman has a rock foundation that is

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<v Speaker 1>all right now I'm nervous to climb the herm in

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<v Speaker 1>the German statue.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll do it now before it crumbles.

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<v Speaker 1>Before it crumbles. Yes, and that is going to do

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<v Speaker 1>it for the Minnesota Goodbye. There are some other ones

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<v Speaker 1>we haven't gotten to yet, so thank you, but we

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<v Speaker 1>always would love to have more for the Minnesota Goodbye,

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<v Speaker 1>so send your emails into Ryan Show at kd WB

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. We'll get you on the next episode. There

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<v Speaker 1>won't be one tomorrow because it's Juneteenth, but we'll get

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<v Speaker 1>you on Friday's Minnesota Goodbye.