Speaker 1: If you are a dog person, give me a solution
Speaker 1: to put Bernie in his kennel and then he barks
Speaker 1: for about thirty minutes and it's nick. You know, I
Speaker 1: feel bad for him. And last night I put him
Speaker 1: in his kennel b Burt bur Burt for about thirty
Speaker 1: minutes or so, and I kept waiting for him to stop,
Speaker 1: because eventually he does stop. And I said, Susan, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go downstairs and they're gonna take him my shirt
Speaker 1: and put it in the kennel, because maybe he wants
Speaker 1: to know that I'm close by and that'll comfort him.
Speaker 1: She said no. She said, that's like a baby crying.
Speaker 1: Let that baby cry and he'll teach. And so she
Speaker 1: was right, yeah, valid, Yeah, But if you have any
Speaker 1: tips or anything about how to make a dog more
Speaker 1: comfortable in.
Speaker 2: A kennel, did you give him a treat when you
Speaker 2: put him in there?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, that's how I lure him.
Speaker 2: He not used to like being in a kennel, I
Speaker 2: don't think so.
Speaker 1: Why we don't know his full history. Yeah, but he's
Speaker 1: definitely showing some little quirks here and there, like barking
Speaker 1: at his reflection in the fireplace mirror was a little
Speaker 1: bit annoying. It was cute at first, but then he
Speaker 1: kept walking up to it and looking at himself and
Speaker 1: going right, and I'm like, dumb ass.
Speaker 2: Have you always kenneled all of your dog?
Speaker 1: No? We did not with any dog ever, except Josie
Speaker 1: when she got older, because she would pee. We would
Speaker 1: let her walk anywhere. She always slept downstairs on the couch,
Speaker 1: and then we had to put her in the kennel,
Speaker 1: which she did just fine in. Usually dogs like a
Speaker 1: kennel or crate, whatever you call it. Yeah, because that's
Speaker 1: like their den. They like to crawl in there. That's
Speaker 1: their own space with their own smell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we put our dogs in kennel's are huskies, because
Speaker 4: if we didn't, they would find a way to like
Speaker 4: rip apart something. So it'd be like okay, But then
Speaker 4: I mean, it got to the point where my dog
Speaker 4: would at like the second the sun went down, he
Speaker 4: would go into his kennel and then bark at us
Speaker 4: because he wanted to go to bed.
Speaker 2: He'd be like, excuse me, it's bedtime.
Speaker 4: Ah, really, excuse me, Hello, it's bedtime, And we were like,
Speaker 4: it's only seven thirty dude.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing about dogs is that they
Speaker 1: each one has their own little eccentricity.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So are you going to let Bernie eventually just
Speaker 3: roam free, but you just want to get them kennel
Speaker 3: trained early?
Speaker 2: I think so, yeah, because I say, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I love just letting dogs roam free at my house,
Speaker 3: but a lot of dogs I watch are kennel train
Speaker 3: and they do like to keep them in there at night,
Speaker 3: So I do whatever the owner tells me. But if
Speaker 3: a dog isn't kennel trained and that they're just used
Speaker 3: to roaming the house, that's what I let them do too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't have a problem with them roaming
Speaker 1: the house. But right now he does seem like they say,
Speaker 1: after a few days is the dog gets more comfortable.
Speaker 1: And it's been up four or five days now that
Speaker 1: they start to show their true selves a little bit more.
Speaker 1: And I think he is a little bit anxious because
Speaker 1: last night he would lay on the floor, then get
Speaker 1: up and jump on the couch, then lay on the floor,
Speaker 1: then barking himself in the fireplace class then look out
Speaker 1: the window and bark at something that was outside. And
Speaker 1: it's never a rule. Yeah, it's more like a ruf ruf.
Speaker 1: He's just chatting, I guess so. So finally I said, Bernie,
Speaker 1: come up on the couch, and he gets up on
Speaker 1: me and he is. This is one of the reasons
Speaker 1: I love him so much. He'll lay down, put his
Speaker 1: head on my shoulder or put his head on my
Speaker 1: arm and just be content. And that's where he's most content.
Speaker 1: And he's definitely becoming my dog because you know, Susan's
Speaker 1: got her cat. So and by the way, you can
Speaker 1: follow Bernie on Instagram the Bernie tails t a I
Speaker 1: l s and you can see him watching TV last night.
Speaker 3: Because what if Bernie's Instagram blows up and you studedly
Speaker 3: become one of those influencers that makes like a pet
Speaker 3: seven figures on Bernie's Instagram, that could be your retirement plan.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, there you go, run Bernie's Instagram account. Bernie,
Speaker 1: get up, We're gonna make a video. Yeah, all right, right,
Speaker 1: Juanita is here with her weekly rant.
Speaker 5: Hey y'all, Hey, So this week's rent is about the
Speaker 5: refrigerators at the job. So normally when I when I
Speaker 5: bring a lunch to work, I bring said that I
Speaker 5: don't have to put in refrigerator because I already heard
Speaker 5: all the horror stories about people getting the shit eight
Speaker 5: out the refrigerator. I just had one coworker just recently.
Speaker 5: She brought a ball of lasagna. Somebody fucking went in
Speaker 5: there and literally ate part of the lasagna, left the
Speaker 5: rest of it in the refrigerator with the fork that
Speaker 5: they ate with and put it on top of the bowl.
Speaker 5: They didn't even wash the fork off, they just left
Speaker 5: the fork sitting on top of the bowl. Oh. I
Speaker 5: would have kick their ass as soon as I found
Speaker 5: out who it was. So I made me a hamburger
Speaker 5: from at home, and I didn't put the hamburger in
Speaker 5: the refrigerator. I just put my lettuce and tomato and
Speaker 5: onion and a zip lock and I put that in refrigerator.
Speaker 5: And I put the cheese. I love pepper Jack cheese
Speaker 5: on a hamburger, and I put that in a refrigerator.
Speaker 5: So when I got when it was time for lunch
Speaker 5: and I got ready to go to lunch, my shit
Speaker 5: was gone. I got my hamburger on my bun, no lettuce, tomato,
Speaker 5: no cheese. I was fucking pissed. But if this is
Speaker 5: the part that really pissed me off. Is because I
Speaker 5: got in trouble because I locked the lunch room doors
Speaker 5: and I said, now one of you motherfuckers was leaving
Speaker 5: out of here until somebody tell me who stole my shit. Now,
Speaker 5: now I got somebody else to look for it, because
Speaker 5: somebody snitched and texted the supervisor and told them what
Speaker 5: I did. Fucking bastards.
Speaker 1: I love you, Wan. I've never had that happen, but
Speaker 1: I know that it's kind of a common thing. I
Speaker 1: just feel what. I would never number one do it.
Speaker 1: Number two, I would feel gross eating some strange I
Speaker 1: don't know who it is. It could belong to Corey
Speaker 1: Cove from down a k fan. Yeah, maybe he brought
Speaker 1: in some leftover lasagna.
Speaker 3: He would never he only needs chicken tenders.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he brought in chicken tenders, And I would
Speaker 1: never do that because it's like, no, that's gross. That's
Speaker 1: your food. You probably have picked at it and touched it.
Speaker 4: You've done that by accident once though, where you brought
Speaker 4: lunch in here and you started to eat it and
Speaker 4: then you ask Jenny and I are like, is this mine? Like,
Speaker 4: how are we supposed to know if it's yours? And you're, well,
Speaker 4: I don't remember if I brought this bag in or not.
Speaker 2: Is this mine? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then I'll never forget the time that you brought.
Speaker 3: You come in with a huge container of blueberries, and
Speaker 3: I look over and I go, are those my blueberries?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know, you're right. I don't think I brought
Speaker 2: blueberries in today.
Speaker 3: And so you go to put them back in the fridge,
Speaker 3: but not without putting a whole pile on your plate
Speaker 3: you had first and taking home and then putting them
Speaker 3: back in the fridge.
Speaker 1: You're a generous person. You like to share, No, I
Speaker 1: do bringing blueberries are the best fruit there is for
Speaker 1: nutritional value in fiber. Did you know this?
Speaker 2: Do You said that to me recently?
Speaker 3: But I love a blueberry, but I've been on a
Speaker 3: BlackBerry kick lately.
Speaker 2: Those are my berries I like.
Speaker 1: All right? Yeah. I sat on the screen at Snap,
Speaker 1: So while you're working out at Snap, there's a screen
Speaker 1: with all kinds of health and well being tips on
Speaker 1: the screen. Yeah, and I've learned a lot of things,
Speaker 1: and one of the only thing that I remember right
Speaker 1: now off the top of my head is blueberries are
Speaker 1: the best fruit. Okay. Christen writes in she says, I
Speaker 1: get another random question. What is something you've always wanted
Speaker 1: to do, but you're way too scared to do it?
Speaker 1: For me, I've always loved suspension piercing. It looks so freeing,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, it would be something cool
Speaker 1: to know I've overcome it, but I can't imagine the pain.
Speaker 1: I'll always be way too scared to ever try it.
Speaker 1: What is suspension piercing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna google.
Speaker 4: I think that's when you get piercings on your back
Speaker 4: and you like, I think it's gross. I mean, in
Speaker 4: my humble opinion, from my point of view, it's called scary.
Speaker 2: But who is this from?
Speaker 1: This is from Kristin. She's a regular contributor to The
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye, Kristin.
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess I don't know exactly if that's
Speaker 2: correct or not. So sorry, No, no, I think this
Speaker 2: is what it is. I thought it was like, you
Speaker 2: get piercings on your back and.
Speaker 3: Like, no, I mean, unless it's this extreme, but I
Speaker 3: kind of feel like I've seen this before.
Speaker 1: What is it, Jenny?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's literally people being hooked and being suspended
Speaker 3: from just like lines of things that have hooks on them,
Speaker 3: so they hook it into their skin.
Speaker 2: See that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then you're like lifted by a little mini
Speaker 1: crane or something. Yeah, got the jeeves? Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't. It's funny. I don't. Certain people are into
Speaker 1: things that I'm just not into. Like somebody who gets
Speaker 1: their tongue pierced. I don't know. I mean, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm out of the demo for getting your tongue piers Yeah,
Speaker 1: but full facial piercings.
Speaker 2: Know, Well, what's something that you would do but you're
Speaker 2: scared to do it?
Speaker 1: Rock climbing. I mean seriously, I would love to rock climb.
Speaker 1: Tenish years or so ago, Alison and I were at
Speaker 1: Devil's Tower in Wyoming and that's the one that looks
Speaker 1: like a big tree stump grown out of the prairie.
Speaker 1: It's amazing and it's like six hundred foot high and
Speaker 1: it's totally climb a bowl. And we went to a
Speaker 1: climbing outfitter and we were going to do it, and
Speaker 1: I just chickened out because I hate heights. But I
Speaker 1: wanted the adventure and Alison and I we can be
Speaker 1: kind of adventuresome together. And I thought this would be
Speaker 1: a really cool thing to do, but I was just
Speaker 1: terrified that I would get like thirty feet up and
Speaker 1: I would just be like, no more, I can not.
Speaker 1: But I would love to be able to climb something,
Speaker 1: but I would have to be one hundred percent absolutely
Speaker 1: guaranteed that I'm not going to fall and die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, if as I thought, the people who
Speaker 4: do like aerial silks in the like that are hanging
Speaker 4: Lina does that. Yeah, aerial silks and like pole Like,
Speaker 4: if you have to like climb up something, I know
Speaker 4: I'm gonna end up dropping something, hitting my head and dying.
Speaker 2: But if I could guarantee try.
Speaker 1: That, because Lena, she's Bethanie Watson on Instagram, used to
Speaker 1: be on the show and for some reason, out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: she did aerial silks or whatever. Yeah, and she twists
Speaker 1: them around her hands and her legs and it's beautiful
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 3: Cool. Yeah, what about I think she once said she
Speaker 3: started it because she's not She wanted to do something
Speaker 3: physically active, but she doesn't like working out. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: I think she was like, I'm going to just give
Speaker 3: this a try and then really liked it, and that's
Speaker 3: probably doesn't work out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's part of the reason I want to because
Speaker 4: I love burlesque. But that's not necessarily like a workout.
Speaker 4: But ariels and pole, Like, I know so many girls
Speaker 4: who do poll who are just ripped, yeah, and then
Speaker 4: have such core strength.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dang, that seems nice. That would be cool.
Speaker 3: Hey, what's it called when you jump off the cliffs
Speaker 3: and then you look like you're like a flying squirrel
Speaker 3: a wingsuit? Yes, Okay, that's what I think I would
Speaker 3: want to. Yeah, No, I'm terrified and I would never Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that, like, that's something that I think
Speaker 3: would be so cool.
Speaker 1: I've seen enough wingsuit accident videos. One of the very
Speaker 1: famous one happened at the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado.
Speaker 1: And if you look up Royal Gorge Bridge wingsuit pass,
Speaker 1: there's a guy and I think he jumped out of
Speaker 1: an airplane. And the Royal Gorge Bridge is just astounding.
Speaker 1: At one time it was the world's highest suspension bridge.
Speaker 1: It's not anymore, but it's about one thousand feet above
Speaker 1: the river, the Arkansas River in Colorado. And the guy was,
Speaker 1: you know, he's a professional train stunt person, dives out
Speaker 1: he's in his wingsuit and he's about to fly either
Speaker 1: just over or just under the suspension bridge. He misjudged
Speaker 1: it and smacked at about one hundred and ten miles
Speaker 1: an hour into a pillar on this bridge and body part.
Speaker 1: I talked to one of the river guides and he
Speaker 1: said he was down on the river that day and
Speaker 1: body parts started raining down on the river and it's
Speaker 1: just horrifying, and I'm like, Nope, no wingsuits for me.
Speaker 1: I saw another one where it's you're looking at an
Speaker 1: overhead drone shot of a guy about to jump off
Speaker 1: of a cliff in a wingsuit, and he jumps off
Speaker 1: and he never appears again. So, in other words, he
Speaker 1: didn't sail out over the valley. He just plummeted. So
Speaker 1: I don't know how anybody's like, yeah, wingsuit, that sounds cool.
Speaker 1: No thanks, Did you name one Jenny yet that that
Speaker 1: was your suit? That your okay? Next one, Anna writes,
Speaker 1: and I hope you're all well. I hope enough time
Speaker 1: has passed that this is funny and not sad for
Speaker 1: Jenny to hear. Must have been right after Jenny became single.
Speaker 1: I noticed she was on the show Less. I was
Speaker 1: first worried that she was dealing with family issues with
Speaker 1: her sister's health and then maybe like a more bathroom
Speaker 1: urgent issues, including increasing frequency. My heart went out to her,
Speaker 1: thinking something must be really going south. Never did I
Speaker 1: think she'd experience a breakup, because who in their right
Speaker 1: mind would leave a perfect woman like her? Only somebody
Speaker 1: who didn't see her true value. Well, we don't know
Speaker 1: whether Jenny left them or they left. We don't know.
Speaker 1: Hope your day consists of only planned bathroom breaks and
Speaker 1: not the emergency kind. Funny you bring that up, Anna,
Speaker 1: because it is gonna shit a literal shit storm in
Speaker 1: the studio today. There is all over the walls.
Speaker 2: There is not all over the wall.
Speaker 1: It smells like shit in here, Thank you, Jenny.
Speaker 2: We're surrounded.
Speaker 3: No, you notice accurately, Yes that I was not on
Speaker 3: the show or talking, probably as much because I was
Speaker 3: dealing with some shit.
Speaker 2: But no today.
Speaker 3: Last night, at like eleven PM, my stomach was gurgling
Speaker 3: and I had to sprint into the bathroom within seconds,
Speaker 3: and I spent like thirty minutes in there and then
Speaker 3: finally go to sleep. But this morning I came in
Speaker 3: and I told Bailey and Day right, away. I was like, guys,
Speaker 3: my stomach fucking hurts today, and so I keep running
Speaker 3: to the bathroom thinking I need to go. I don't,
Speaker 3: And then Bailey's been scared to follow me into the
Speaker 3: bathroom because we have such a limited time to go,
Speaker 3: just like.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry if you're pooping in here, but I have
Speaker 2: to be so bad. So yeah, no, that has been
Speaker 2: my day today. But that was not what was going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's sweet. You know, here's the funny thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it is at your office, but
Speaker 1: we all work together for four hours where we get
Speaker 1: a bathroom break and you know, during a song or commercials,
Speaker 1: we can go get something to eat or go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom. But there are emergency situations where one of
Speaker 1: us will say, I'm going to take a break, I'll
Speaker 1: be back. I don't know when I'm going to be back,
Speaker 1: but I might not make it back in time for
Speaker 1: the next on air break. And that's the way it is,
Speaker 1: because we all work so closely and we don't even
Speaker 1: bat an eye about it anymore. If Bailey runs with
Speaker 1: her hand over her butt towards the bathroom, we don't
Speaker 1: go there. Look at Bailey we're like, okay, well hope
Speaker 1: everything comes out okay, and then.
Speaker 2: It's a hilarious joke.
Speaker 4: If someone isn't back in time, then we'll just be like,
Speaker 4: well they're pooping, yeah, even if they're not.
Speaker 3: You did have a situation last week day where you
Speaker 3: weren't back in time, and so I started covering, and
Speaker 3: I tried to be an adult and not bring it
Speaker 3: up when you came back to the studio.
Speaker 2: But somebody else, Bailey, where were you? Bailey good By?
Speaker 1: It's funny pooping, Denise writes in she says, my name
Speaker 1: is Jenny. I'm a loyal listener since the early two thousands.
Speaker 1: I hope it's okay to ask, But I was wondering
Speaker 1: if there's any chance I might be able to visit
Speaker 1: the station sometime next week. I moved to New alm
Speaker 1: three years ago after spending my whole life in the
Speaker 1: Twin Cities, and I always take the week of my
Speaker 1: birthday off to come back and soak up a little
Speaker 1: city time I'll be in town. Was thinking maybe Monday
Speaker 1: or Wednesday would work. If visits are something you allow,
Speaker 1: totally understand. If it's not possible, I just figured i'd
Speaker 1: shoot my shot. Thanks so much either way, Denise Olsen, Denise,
Speaker 1: were flattered that you want to come on your birthday?
Speaker 1: I think did she say her birthday? Birthday week? She's
Speaker 1: coming to the cities. We're flattered that you want to
Speaker 1: come by, so absolutely, I will write you back and
Speaker 1: we'll set up a time. Now, we wouldn't say this
Speaker 1: on the radio, because you know, I mean, we love
Speaker 1: having people come by. We had a guest in the
Speaker 1: studio today, Joe Gonzalez from Turlock, California. Listens in California
Speaker 1: find us on the iHeartRadio app and then he listens
Speaker 1: every day, knows all about the Twin Cities, knows how
Speaker 1: to say why Zetta and Joe and his wife Amanda
Speaker 1: came in today to see the studio and say hi
Speaker 1: to everybody and meet everybody. And we're super flatter that
Speaker 1: anybody wants to do that. I would never put that
Speaker 1: out on the radio because one thing about having visitors
Speaker 1: in the studio is we get distracted because we are
Speaker 1: all of a sudden not looking at our computer screen.
Speaker 1: We're chatting up with whoever comes in. And if we
Speaker 1: don't chat, then we feel rude. But if we chat,
Speaker 1: then we lose track of what we're doing.
Speaker 2: And then we're like suddenly going back to like, oh
Speaker 2: wait a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's not like we don't it's not like
Speaker 1: they're not allowed to come in, but we just kind
Speaker 1: of like have a like we've learned that if we
Speaker 1: have too many peoples. So, but if you're on the
Speaker 1: if you listen to Minnesota Goodbye, and you ever want
Speaker 1: to visit the radio station, yeah, send me an email.
Speaker 1: I'm sure we can work it out. Sure. Yeah, speaking
Speaker 1: of a New Olm because she moved Fraud lives in
Speaker 1: New Olm. Remember we were talking to somebody about the okay,
Speaker 1: what was it, the Herm and the German. Remember the German?
Speaker 1: So she said, okay, Herman the German is the giant
Speaker 1: German statue and trying to find it. Yeah, here she is, Hannah,
Speaker 1: She said, here is our kids on top of the
Speaker 1: Herm and the German statue. If you ever want to
Speaker 1: climb it, I would try to knock it out this summer.
Speaker 1: Just trust somebody whose husband works in construction that crushed
Speaker 1: up rock and Herman has a rock foundation that is
Speaker 1: old and not doing great. If you catch my drift
Speaker 1: all right now I'm nervous to climb the herm in
Speaker 1: the German statue.
Speaker 2: So we'll do it now before it crumbles.
Speaker 1: Before it crumbles. Yes, and that is going to do
Speaker 1: it for the Minnesota Goodbye. There are some other ones
Speaker 1: we haven't gotten to yet, so thank you, but we
Speaker 1: always would love to have more for the Minnesota Goodbye,
Speaker 1: so send your emails into Ryan Show at kd WB
Speaker 1: dot com. We'll get you on the next episode. There
Speaker 1: won't be one tomorrow because it's Juneteenth, but we'll get
Speaker 1: you on Friday's Minnesota Goodbye.