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the meal, and this man says, we're doing Italian tonight, right.

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He goes, yeah, We're doing Italian. He goes, okay, what

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have you got? Uh? We gotta we got a spring roll.

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Speaker 2: Wow, He goes, I guess that's from the old country.

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Speaker 1: It's from Sicily. It's his Sicilian old country. Dish a

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spring roll. Hello, and welcome aboard another Brands Bank new

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episode of bad TV. Was that too loud? Am I yelling?

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Am I yelling? It does sound like I'm yelling right now.

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Wo Well, I'm just really excited to talk about this episode.

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I'm excited to be here with Pat permission to come

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aboard and Kaylin episode out with Jenna Woodbird's She was

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Also interesting for Bravo to give us Jenna before we

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see her and no judgment, but we would just like that.

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Speaker 2: So that's our bad I had that screener sitting in

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my laptop loaded ready to watch, and it's the one

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Speaker 1: Well, anyway, check out the interview. We are Mariah Carey

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and so are you get into the comments? Yea. Also

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go to patrona conversation on the podcast network because for

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there over there, behind there is you know what, I

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don't even like to refer to it as a paywall.

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I like to refer to it as a pay home. Okay,

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when you're.

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Speaker 1: It's like Papa John's I think or something. Who's that slogan?

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When you're here your home, Applebee's let us know go there,

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have a bang in PMZ coming up, and an aps

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that I am so excited for. I'm in conversations with

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I think it's gonna happen. What what's up?

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Speaker 4: You're here, your family, that's Alive Garden.

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Speaker 1: It's Olive Garden. Okay, all right, so listen. We had

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an episode transpire tonight. You know is Walt wall. This

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season of Below Deck right, Ben is winging it and

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failing fifty percent of the time because of it. Mikey

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is one of the most annoying men I've ever seen

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on TV.

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Speaker 2: I think it's about time for him to go.

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Speaker 1: I think we should put him in a cannon and

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just light the fuse. Not a not a lethal one.

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I'm talking about like a circus one. Yeah, you know

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how they fly out of those their water.

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Speaker 3: He'll be fine, He'll be fine.

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you know, Yeah, shove him in one of those. But yeah,

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what'd you think? How many clams would you give it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna say this.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna start with an apology to Daisy for what

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she endured this episode, just alone with that goddamn cake.

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Speaker 1: Daisy's kicking ass.

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Speaker 2: I had held on to a lot of stuff from

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past seasons. I've mentioned this before, yep, and I realized

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it's my issue. I need to move on total pass.

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Speaker 1: I do you know what I want to? Can I

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piggyback off of her? Can you look up? Who's don

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keyxodes guy? Right? Him? Man? Who does go on the

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who does he go on the journey with? Well, it's

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the idiot, Yeah, He's like yeah, right, well yeah, Poncho Santocho, Sancho.

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I'm gonna piggyback on your h But can I start

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the piggyback? Yes, Daisy has, As we mentioned, we went

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into this season very trepidacious because we had three seasons

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of her with Colin if that was his name, and Gary.

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Speaker 2: And cigarettes and cigarettes and more cigarette.

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Speaker 1: The cigarettes are still very much here. Okay. I have

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to say Daisy has just been pretty much awesome this season.

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clip of her recently where she was on her podcast,

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which is a sworn enemy of our podcast, So over

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there and don't listen to it when you go over there.

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I'm kidding. But she was a commenter and said, I

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find you incredibly annoying. And she said, I don't blame

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Daisies turned a corner and she you know, she really

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is lovely this season. I give her one hundred pots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I give her this episode twelve pots.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I want to say I do enjoy the one day charters. Now,

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I did not enjoy the extended episode.

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Speaker 3: There was no need to.

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Speaker 1: Tack on twenty more minutes by fifty five minutes of

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this show. Nobody needs that.

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Speaker 1: You're just talking about beef doing thirty three minute episodes below,

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next doing fifty five minute episodes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna tack down a couple knots

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on my score for this so, uh, that's gonna bring

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take you give it fourteen knots.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Caylen, how many nuts do you get?

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it's a great episode. She means, you're gonna have a

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Speaker 3: Very positive. I can kick us off.

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so angry. I've never gotten angrier at a person that

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I get with. Kaylen really grinds my gears. All right,

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So Ben's listening fifteen minutes of Kissy and then we

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should do a better job. Jenna goes into Ben's room

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at five o'clock in the morning. This was something that

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Smoochy and then he asks her, how's the eddy thing going.

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I'm here to listen. Either not well or irrelevant. Don't

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's not going great. She's making out with.

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Speaker 3: You boys, he rusty.

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? All right? We rise for the next

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Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh that's not how that morning ends.

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got her turned on.

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Speaker 2: Regardless, she walks out of that cabin in Sanche's Sache's

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right down to Eddie's cabin and then rolls right into

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his arms. Now no judgment here, Patty, uh says, you

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be you girlfriend, you do you? What's yours, take, what's yours?

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from a six to a four, and that does not

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Speaker 1: What do you mean six to a four?

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm scoring the the grades of the men that she's

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choosing to be.

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Speaker 1: No, everyone's at ten.

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be a zero. She'd literally be add nothing to that sport.

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Speaker 3: So I'm I'm very aware of where I stand here.

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Speaker 1: Came into my it would be the bed would be

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covered in drool. You couldn't even leave. We're disgusting, we

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were underslept. We have children. I mean, I'm happy for

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Eddie and Ben and Jenna. The sea rats are just

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sea rotting.

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Speaker 3: So and I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 2: Those are both two handsome guys, handsome devils.

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Speaker 1: Is that too loud? No? Okay, So we rise for

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the next day and the boat is in absolute disarray.

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around the fucking bite. Looks like fucking shit. He says,

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I thought two days of binge drinking would make these

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these people work harder, but it turns out they've regressed right.

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Speaker 2: By the way he walks around, knocks on every cabin door,

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and then after the knock opens the door, which I'd

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argue opening the door post knock nagates the need for

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the knock.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just open it, kick it open, in fact.

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gonna open the door.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's a big no. No.

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Speaker 3: Captain Jason I don't care how hot you.

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Speaker 1: Oh he was pissed off, but it looks like sheep.

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Speaker 3: It's best to wake up at seven.

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Speaker 1: Specially wake up seven am. Bite looks like shit. Captain

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Jason gets the Sea Rats together and says, last charter,

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we put soap on people's food. We need to pick

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it the fuck up.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: He gets a searette down. He tells him why they're

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all failures. Yeah, and I think it rise to a

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bigger point. It's why they're Sea rats.

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Speaker 3: They're unemployable.

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Speaker 2: By the way, here's the other thing. I don't think

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Toyota lets you get naked for one thousand dollars. Yeah,

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Like if you work at Toyota or McDonald's, no, no.

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A customer walks in and said McDonald's like, i'll take

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a happy meal in the first employee to jump over

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the counter and get naked, I'll give a thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's it's amazing. You know. You would think

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that in car sales there would be less fat, Hispanic

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and Armenian guys. You think there would be like beautiful women,

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but it's just guys named Chewie and I go, yeah, yeah,

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kind of crazy. So anyways, you know what I'm.

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live around the corner. We're in Studio city here, good

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looking people live here at our local McDonald's.

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Speaker 1: There's some lookers there that one mm, you're kidding, No,

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they're not. Okay, these these sea postured people with a

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bad attitude. I gotta say. I get it. You're working

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for no money and robots are about to take it.

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But I mean, I'm happy. I'm about to get two cheeseburgers.

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You're bumming me out, Okay, crazy, all right? Captain Jason

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gets the Sea rats together, he says, she said, mean stuff.

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It's just I was going back to I'm not going

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to describe why your failures. It's even worse your your secrets. Okay,

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all right, So he tells then to pick at the

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funk up and then we hit the work. Mikey's having

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a granola bar and Jenna isn't sure what to do

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about Eddie. We'll figure that out in a minute. And

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we got to give Jenna some credit because Joao take notes. Okay,

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this is how you do it. But first let's get

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to it. It's time for a bread friendship meaning no,

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we got a couple of desert rats heading out to

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Cassanova or wherever they're stationed. We get a family tree

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breakdown of baseball diamondback people who gives a ship? But

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I do love this matriarch.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's uh, I love Joanna.

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Speaker 3: She seemed like, yeah, some mom and uh there's.

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Speaker 2: A daughter who clearly well I don't think she hides

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the eight ball. I think she hates her mother.

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Speaker 1: Really, m why do you say that?

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Speaker 2: Well, she was Uh, she's kind of saying, yeah, MoMA,

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mama's thoughts on things, you know, be vacation together.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 4: She died.

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Speaker 3: You know you didn't hear say that.

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Speaker 1: It's so sad. I think a lot of people really

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do breathe that out, and and who could blame them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's great?

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Speaker 1: Wipe one adult's ass and you're like, all right, we

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don't need to do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, mom, dad, don't worry about it. I'll never

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put you an assisted living. You're gonna stay here with

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us and help with the grandkids. The second they start

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pooping on your floor when you're at home at work. Okay,

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you guys are out of here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Joanna Ramirez. She's going to be taking

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Speaker 3: By the way.

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Speaker 2: I love Joanna, especially this episo so because she has

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lemon and anchovy pasta at night. That is a humble, delicious,

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clean pasta. That's not you know, if we were to

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see someone you know, whipping up a gravy and stuff

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like that. Not to say that they wouldn't come after Ben,

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but this is like an elevated, humble dinner that they're making.

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She knows food very very well.

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Speaker 2: I will say this though, I can't wait till we

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get to dinner because of all the things to really say,

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what you want for your entree, that being pasta on

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a vacation where you're about to tip twenty eight grand,

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you want to fill your gullet with fucking flour, wheat

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or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Pasta a pasta dish?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's wrong with pasta pasta?

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Speaker 2: Some mediocre steakhouse like have something more elevated.

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Speaker 1: I so disagree with you. Pasta can be very elevated,

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and you see it on display in Los Angeles. One

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of the great rackets of the LA dining scene is

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Evan Funky and his properties, where he's charging people sixty

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dollars for three pieces of orchetti and kalein sausage and

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people are just hoovering it up like like like dumb

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wealthy people. But pasta can be But yeah, I'm fair enough, Yeah,

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fair enough, Caylin, how do you feel about pasta?

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Speaker 3: I pasta?

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Speaker 1: You know what I learned? Can I can I mention

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your weakness? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: You know I was talking to kaelin last last week.

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I go, you know, we're talking about getting a little way,

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trying to get it off and stuff like that. I

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go the way, Can I finish? Please?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, I go. What's your what's your weakness? He

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was chicken? I go, what kind of chicken? Use fried chicken?

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I go, your chicken tenders? Or are you getting no? No,

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no chicken on the boat. This guy is buckets and chicken.

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He's eating buckets of chicken.

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Speaker 5: Don't get him started on that home friar that he got.

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He'll Oh my god, Kaylin, what were you gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What are we gonna say?

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Speaker 4: Me? And Pat were working together today and a client

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said to me, oh, you look like the big lumberjack type.

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Speaker 3: I have gained quite a bit of weight.

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Speaker 1: That's the first time anyone has described as that.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she called you fat.

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Speaker 1: I think you look I think you look beautiful. Kayle.

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All right, So anyways, grab a bucket of chicken and

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get ready for the rest of this podcast recap. So

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we get to Ben who is gigly, and we sit

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down with Mikey and Alicia. Daisy gets the two tweedledd

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and tweedled Dummer in front of her and she goes,

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you guys have got to fucking cut this ship out, Okay.

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Speaker 3: Get rid of the ego. And this is Mikey. Ah,

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can we get some specifics on that. That's a very

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mighty question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and he also Alicia and him are both

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so fucking hopeless. They leave this meeting and Mikey goes,

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you know, I mean, this is the position that this

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person has put me in. I can't believe that I'm

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being spoken to like this. This is you guys have

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been You are like brother and sister, but you're in

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a wark environment. It's crazy. The two are either going

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to get fired or kill each other. Now, Daisy and

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Ben have a little chat and Daisy asks Ben a

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very very reasonable question, And in this kind of duel

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between Daisy and Ben, I am one thousand percent on

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Daisy's side the entire way through. She goes, Hey, do

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you wanna you can do me a little favor here?

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Just hear me out. Can you plan literally anything? Just

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I'm not saying you don't have to write on atirement.

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Can you just have some fucking sembline of an idea

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of what you're going to do before four o'clock in

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the afternoon. It gaus, babe bebe, babe babe.

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Speaker 3: Is taking the fun out of it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, babe bebe Listen, when you're trying to limit me,

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the food's gonna turn out way worse. So we're not

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going to do that, all right, thanks to the check.

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Speaker 2: This is what's interesting about Bed and why I'm completely

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behind Daisy on this. Had you been scoring a bunch

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of a pluses on you just doing it your way

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by flying by the seat of your own pants, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Have about it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The fact that you've been an absolute complete fuck up

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and you're batting like a hundred and that's not a

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good score. I'm saying one hundred out of a thousand.

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Speaker 1: No, I know, I think it. I think it might

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even I'll give him one twelve.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, so I would.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: I think I hope he learned his lesson from this dinner,

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although I don't think he.

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Speaker 1: No, haven't.

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Speaker 2: By the way, there's another thing here, and I thought

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this was kind of dv of Ben. When he's talking

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to the balk and Biscuit in the morning, he's showing

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that he's a very supportive friend and kind of joking

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about her, like.

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Speaker 3: Get over Juau, get over Jaau.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's like yeah, and then you know, and

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I gave him that cake and I said, you just

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you know, you just eat this and I'm over you.

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Speaker 3: You eat this and I'll massage you later if you

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want to do something like that. He's like, yeah, he's

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like that cake. Yeah, I guess he ate it or something.

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Speaker 2: He's like like, well, he didn't say that I ate it.

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Ben ate the goddamn cake and had a good chuckle

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about it. Right, he keeps that close to the best.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he's trying to groom her

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and he has she's like his Harley Quinn at this point.

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Speaker 2: And also and he'll kill for him another little meanwhile

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here Eddie leaves a little note near Jenna's workspace for

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a cup of coffee.

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Speaker 1: And uh, this is this is what made this act

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of kindness, is what makes Jenna go all right, you

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know what, it's disgusting that we got to talk. She

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sits him down. And this is where I say, Juau

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take notes, because what Jenna does here is she leaves.

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And this is what's important for c Res. You have

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to leave open the opportunity to crack off when you

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have to make it known that beyond cracking there's going

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to be absolutely nothing. And she does this marvelously here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think you touched on this.

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Speaker 2: Jua could take a few notes from Jenna, but to

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be fair to him, he was scared he might die.

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Speaker 1: That's a really good point. When you look at Eddie,

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you see a sweet guy who doesn't have who needs

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to work on his game. When you see Ellie, you

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see a beautiful Eastern European woman who could spiral into

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a rage the likes of which you cannot contend with

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and could culminate in your life being over. So that's

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a good points too. Different.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, so we runs tells Mikey, and why

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is anybody at this point telling Mikey anything.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't talk to Mikey ever. I would say one syllable.

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Speaker 3: I'd say good morning and good night.

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Speaker 1: I would say get the fuck away from me after

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good morning. But and sorry, I got so triggered and

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upset there for a moment, because next week we have

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Mikey saying that he's winding Jenna up because of what

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she did to Mikey. Shut the fuck up. God, all right.

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Eddie is really busted up about this though. He's telling

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Mikey about it, and he's really really sad. And then

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we cut to Jenna, who is eating a sandwich so

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ferociously that things are falling out of her mouth. Okay,

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she's doing fun. So the guests arrive and uh, lots

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happened big. Meanwhile, I don't know what what do you

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have next? Well, I have chocolate cake conversation.

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Speaker 2: Well, Eddie walks around like a mister poopy pants, and

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in the galley, the Balka Biscuit notices there's a little

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hop and Ben's step there. And then in the galley

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we have one of those bizarre hills to die on.

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And that's when Daisy says the primary wants of adela cake.

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Ben says, tough shit, it's chocolate.

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Speaker 3: I already made it.

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Speaker 2: Daisy says, well, let me tell her. Then Ben says, nope,

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I'll tell her when I bring it out that that night.

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She says, well, that's when the loyal Galley assistant chimes,

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and she said, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I agree with Ben.

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Speaker 2: Ben the notes chocolate wasn't listed as something they didn't

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like on the preference sheet, and that's that's some pretty

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high wire logic there, Ben. They also didn't list tuna fish,

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so you could, I guess, technically make it tuna fish

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birthday cake.

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Speaker 1: Make the cake tunafish, Okay, that's what we're saying is

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just make it tuna fish. I want to amend what

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your your recap of that whole thing, because I'm not sure,

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and if I'm wrong, please let me know. I'm not

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sure that Daisy mentions vanilla or chocolate.

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Speaker 2: She does, She does very specifically said she wanted vanilla.

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Speaker 3: He said I made chocolate.

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Speaker 1: Tough shit, okay, because he he says, I made chocolate,

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and then he goes back over to the preference sheet,

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and he sees that they've specifically requested the opposite flavor. Now,

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when we're talking about vanilla, doesn't really have an opposite.

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But but if we're saying the furthest thing away from

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vanilla that you could do, it would be chocolate. So

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he's decided to go full one eighty and then looks

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at the preference sheet and goes, oh, damn, you know,

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Daisy's really freaking me. Well, I don't know the next

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it's her that's freaky. It's your insanity. But yeah, Ben's

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great TV. So he says, the Daisy.

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Speaker 3: Nightmares about a dish, so bubbling or something. It's something

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things are haunted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't say that she hated dish, So why

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don't you make the cake out of dish? So he

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says at one point the Daisy, he goes, Daisy thinks

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that she's one of these people that think chefs are

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super human. No, I don't think she thinks that. I

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think she thinks you're drunk, and I don't think she

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thinks you're ready. She definitely does it nothing heroic.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to think of the chefs that she's

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had on.

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Speaker 2: Sailing and I cannot remember any of them, but it

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was nice to get a look.

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Speaker 3: Back on Kate and Ben in there.

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Speaker 1: It was so lovely to flash back to Kate and Ben,

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who are really good friends now, but good god, were

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they ferocious towards one another. Now we get ready for dinner,

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we do not have lunch at all. We just go

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straight to this leopard night. I love a leopard night.

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That's a great thing. And we've got a little feud

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right before dinner. So Ben is called up just to

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be spoken to about the meal, and this man says,

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we're doing Italian tonight, right. He goes, yeah, we're doing Italian.

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He goes, okay, what have you got? Uh? We gotta

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we got a spring roll? He goes, okay, wow, I

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guess that's from the old country. It's from Sicily, it's

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his Sicilian old country dish a spring roll?

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Speaker 3: What's next?

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Speaker 1: A lobster spring roll? And then we get to the

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Umbrian classic wahoo. The guy goes, what the fuck is

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that you're talking about? Like a comic book or something.

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What are you saying wahoo for? But anyways, they go,

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we're gonna need a pasta on this because so far

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you've said, spring roll, and wahoo, that's not Italian, so

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we have to course the meal out differently. Ben's got

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a head downstairs. Make a fresh pasta, they tell him, literally,

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make a lemon and anchovy pasta. Just you know, it's

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our recipe. Go cook it and the food comes out.

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The fish is dressed down in a You you think

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I'm harsh when I talk about food. These people said,

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this is what they feed prisoners. Yeah, this tastes like fish.

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This tastes like prison fish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And half the food there is made out of commissary,

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which is vendor food, like a vendor machine food and

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toilet water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yike. So I took that as a slight. Definitely.

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Speaker 1: Oh for sure. They make soup and toilets in prison

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is a big slight. So up comes the pasta and yeah,

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well they like the spring roll, they hate the fish.

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The pasta is well cooked. He butchers the first batch

466
00:25:54,759 --> 00:25:55,920
and then makes an aldent.

467
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 3: Can I say something about fish? Yeah, I like sushi.

468
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,319
Speaker 2: I do not like any heated fish like this. You

469
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,759
could not have me enjoy any of this.

470
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: I bet I bet you you're I could take I

471
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,640
could take you to get a yellowtail collar with a

472
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,519
little pondzo on the side. You'd flip out. It's one

473
00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:14,799
of the most delicious things you can eat.

474
00:26:15,319 --> 00:26:16,279
Speaker 3: My mind is open.

475
00:26:16,599 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 2: However, right now, I bet these guests are the type

476
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:24,039
that they if they're not into that type of thing,

477
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,960
they would fucking hate this.

478
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,160
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about Kaylin eating a bucket of chicken.

479
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 2: So funny to me, okay, but I think just at

480
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,119
the idea of him serving fish really was a turn off.

481
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it didn't go well. It needed to be

482
00:26:45,599 --> 00:26:50,519
more woke, you know, cooked properly. But anyways, the dinner

483
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,480
is going off without a hitch hat.

484
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:02,279
Speaker 3: It's like forty minutes between courses, dyl.

485
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:05,799
Speaker 1: It No, I mean it's fifty four pot dinner. And

486
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,440
we haven't even talked about the cake, which looks like

487
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:15,000
a Chernobyl kind of accident. It is a sphinx. It

488
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,359
looks like it was sprayed in some kind of riot

489
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,359
control solution.

490
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 3: It was disgusting.

491
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's disgusting.

492
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 3: What it was never explained to me, the how the

493
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,799
sphinx fit in with the theme.

494
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: I think that's one of those things that hits the

495
00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:38,960
editing room floor, and you know, to the producers of

496
00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,839
the show. I completely get where you're coming from. No

497
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,279
one's paying attention, it doesn't matter. But it's such a

498
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:53,400
confusing thing to present an orange Sherbet sphinx to a

499
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:56,200
bunch of Italians at a Leopard party. We have no

500
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,920
clue what's going on there.

501
00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:00,279
Speaker 3: Used to be this show. I think my wife and

502
00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:01,960
I loved it. It was like on TLC. It was

503
00:28:02,039 --> 00:28:03,920
like called how Cheap can You Be?

504
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 2: It would be people showing how cheap they could be.

505
00:28:08,079 --> 00:28:11,480
It'd be people like using like the last like milla

506
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,759
PLoP of toothpaste, like squeezing it out. Or sometimes they'd

507
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:19,039
be like, Oh, my friend Vanessa, it's her birthday today

508
00:28:19,079 --> 00:28:21,400
and she wants a cowboy theme, So I'm gonna go

509
00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:23,759
to a cake shop and ask if they have anything

510
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:24,880
they're ready to throw out.

511
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:27,839
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, hey.

512
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: Will you a baseball field?

513
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 3: Yeah? And I think I can decorate this to make

514
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,680
it look like a Western.

515
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:37,799
Speaker 1: That's so funny.

516
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 3: That's what he did here.

517
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, those people sound cheap, but there

518
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:47,559
are some people down the street that are give them

519
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:48,400
a run for their money.

520
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,839
Speaker 2: Okay, by the way, there was one guy, you know

521
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,480
how they have two ply toilet paper. He and his

522
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,440
wife would pull the two ply apart and then re

523
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,279
roll it so that they'd have two rolls instead of well.

524
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,039
Speaker 1: They didn't do it for that. They re rolled it

525
00:29:02,119 --> 00:29:04,480
so that their finger would puncture through the toilet paper.

526
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,599
They'd get shit on their finger because they liked doing that.

527
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,960
That's one of the most disgusting things that were one

528
00:29:09,119 --> 00:29:11,920
ply toilet paper. You'll puncture it, you'll have shit on

529
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:17,039
your hand. Eh, Maybe you're right, all right, So yeah,

530
00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:20,039
dinner goes off without a hedge. Fifty four pots and

531
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:25,920
Mikey strips and Eddie and Eddie. But Mikey is the

532
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,000
one that looks to camera and without any irony, says

533
00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:36,440
I feel at home. Okay, Yeah, he's a stripper. He's

534
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,960
a male stripper. That's where he should be.

535
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 3: That probably is where he should be.

536
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: All right, let's guess that next day. Next morning, Ben

537
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:45,200
and Ellie want to take a break when Daisy comes

538
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,880
in and suggests, you might want to make cookies if

539
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:52,960
you have time. Now, people, I don't know if you

540
00:29:53,079 --> 00:29:58,359
know eleven Madison Park, Yeah, the French laundry if you're

541
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:03,440
if it's a special occasion. The teams at these quote

542
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,559
unquote five star service places. They'll look at your Instagram

543
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,839
and they'll see you're a Dodger fan. They'll put a

544
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:15,359
fucking Dodger logo on something. Daisy literally hears them say

545
00:30:16,279 --> 00:30:19,359
we should have I wish we had cookies, and goes

546
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,519
and relays it, and Ben goes, what the fuck is

547
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:27,839
your fucking problem? He legitimately says, the guests.

548
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: Are my enemies.

549
00:30:29,559 --> 00:30:34,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so this five star thing, we've got to just

550
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:38,519
stop with this, okay, because it's either a competent chef

551
00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:41,920
who hates the guests or it's a guy who's making

552
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:44,599
fish stew every single night and loves them.

553
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 2: Okay, we openly admit. Look, we're not a five star cruise.

554
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:52,480
We're two stars and we're proud of it.

555
00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you have any questions, that's Mikey. Just

556
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,200
look at him. How could you get fu?

557
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 3: Which he's the guy that looks like he works at

558
00:31:03,039 --> 00:31:03,400
best Buy.

559
00:31:05,519 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: Well they all do, that's a good point, but he

560
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,960
really looks like it. All right, No shade it best Buy?

561
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:14,359
Although you never have anything, And I don't know what

562
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,119
the point of view is.

563
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,839
Speaker 2: And I can't find track one of you motherfuckers down

564
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,759
to answer a question.

565
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're all running from him.

566
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,759
Speaker 1: Why is best by selling more ninja blenders and ice

567
00:31:23,839 --> 00:31:27,240
cream machines than they are chords for anything? I cannot

568
00:31:27,319 --> 00:31:29,400
stand that place. I do have a credit card with them.

569
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 2: Now this is where Ben decides to make the cookies. Anyway, However,

570
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,319
he shoes Daisy away. He waffs herway.

571
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 1: Now.

572
00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 2: I was famously shoed away by Paul Stanley of Kiss

573
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:44,880
when I brought his frappucino from Starbucks late and he

574
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,839
asked me why it was late, and I said, and

575
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,920
I said, I don't have air conditioning in my car,

576
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,400
and rather than finish it off, he did the little

577
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,400
finger wave like that, and I was like, I will

578
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,240
hate you until the day I die, and I will

579
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,319
share this story fourteen thousand more times on my podcast.

580
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, that has brought up the Paul Stanley podcasts. What

581
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,039
do you I want you to genuinely try to find

582
00:32:07,079 --> 00:32:11,359
a number for fourteen I think it's more than that

583
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:11,640
you do.

584
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 3: We have so many new listeners.

585
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,599
Speaker 2: I'm not I you can tell it as many times,

586
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,880
but how many times have I been able to bring

587
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,240
it up in the context of someone being watched?

588
00:32:21,599 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: Every time? Oh well, no, sorry, I was trying to guess,

589
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,200
and you I would say it's about thirty eight times,

590
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:31,039
and I would say to star child, fuck you okay,

591
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:33,640
and also to Pat, I need you to move on.

592
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 3: I hold a grudge.

593
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 2: God, I'm gonna tell him to his face someday.

594
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,119
Speaker 1: Can you imagine he's on like a Magnolia kind of deathbed.

595
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 3: You just go up, Oh, like Tom Cruise with his dad.

596
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:54,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just show him dog can carry out.

597
00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: This dog comes near me, I'll kick him in the

598
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,960
fucking face.

599
00:32:58,039 --> 00:32:58,359
Speaker 3: All right.

600
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,359
Speaker 1: So it was a day charter. The Chateaubriand is beautifully cooked,

601
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:06,279
and they love the cookies. So this saves Ben from

602
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,200
I think getting a one star with food.

603
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they could have sometimes.

604
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Jason didn't get into this boat. Under the

605
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:21,519
comment for for food, they were like, you know, cake

606
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:26,880
looked like a nuclear holocaust and uh, one star. So

607
00:33:28,279 --> 00:33:35,279
we pitch a head of department dinner, okay, jul Ben

608
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,799
and days you're gonna go out and Ben I love

609
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,839
this move. Tells Mikey you're the head of a department,

610
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,440
you're the head of the interior exterior combo, so I

611
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:55,960
think you should invite yourself and Mikey being the dumbass

612
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,279
that he is. I don't know if he's playing along

613
00:33:57,319 --> 00:33:58,880
with the joker naut, but it's like, I think that's

614
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,680
a great idea. You're a hundred, right. I am the

615
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,599
head of the department. So we get to the tip meeting.

616
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:11,199
Ben is late not a great look sleeping. Sleeping, and

617
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,280
the reason why you don't want to be late to

618
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,440
a tip meeting is one you don't want to be late, period.

619
00:34:15,559 --> 00:34:19,840
But Ben is one of the reasons why the trip

620
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,719
was a little hindered. So the majority of the meeting

621
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,760
is just shitting on the food, and it's about shitting

622
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,920
on Ben. But it is a big tip, Pat, What

623
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,119
do we have? All right?

624
00:34:29,199 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: So these tips no longer make any sense. There's no

625
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:34,519
rhyme or reason for this. No, it's a one day

626
00:34:34,639 --> 00:34:39,199
charter for twenty eight thousand dollars. We have had a

627
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,559
four day charter for twenty two thousand dollars.

628
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: I think these people are really nice people, and I

629
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,039
think they're great tippers. They seemed really sweet.

630
00:34:50,599 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 3: But isn't the tip supposed to reflect the experience?

631
00:34:56,039 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 1: No? I mean, I listen, there are these people out there,

632
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,280
like people like I mean i'll tip if you do

633
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,480
a great job, I'll do twenty two to twenty five.

634
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,119
I mean, if you do a bad job, I'll do

635
00:35:09,199 --> 00:35:11,440
twenty percent. Well, you know what, and it's weakness I

636
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,320
should be I should you know? We were a joey

637
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,440
the other day that bracket right, and they do the

638
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,639
guys got the tip in front of you.

639
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:22,599
Speaker 3: He's shit the machine thing the machine, and we're.

640
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,599
Speaker 1: Both looking at how much I'm gonna tip him. I

641
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,480
was a coward. I tipped twenty percent. I didn't like that.

642
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:29,119
It took way too long, it was too expensive. I

643
00:35:29,119 --> 00:35:31,119
shouldn't have tip twenty percent in my life. I'm a coward.

644
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 2: Well, now it's time to pitch my PMZ. Okay, one

645
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,599
of my segments is going to be me confronting a

646
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,840
basically something I've been consuming and they fucked me over

647
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,599
and I finally got the balls because I never do this.

648
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,840
You're the one that will do this. If you get like,

649
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,960
you know something, I'll send food back in a hard Yeah,

650
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,039
you'll stay on hold for two hours to choose someone out. Yeah,

651
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,880
not Patty, right, but this time I did get over

652
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,320
to PMC.

653
00:36:01,519 --> 00:36:04,679
Speaker 3: Also, I have right right and also.

654
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:09,360
Speaker 2: Right my crack team from the Philippines. Yahoo, Tony and

655
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:13,639
Tony and little Tony his subordinates. They have gotten me

656
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,920
footage that got cut from the new Michael film. You know,

657
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,039
they left out any stuff about him being a child molester.

658
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 3: Why do you put that in?

659
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,039
Speaker 2: He's dead and you know his family doesn't want to

660
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:26,920
make him look like a child molester, so they cut

661
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,480
it all out.

662
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 3: And I have a piece of that film that I'm

663
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:32,920
going to air on PMC.

664
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 1: And Tony Tony who Yahoo.

665
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,039
Speaker 3: I don't know how they got it. I don't ask questions.

666
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I derailized so much. But that was that

667
00:36:48,079 --> 00:36:53,840
was nuts too, though, Okay, fucking buckets of chicken. Okay,

668
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:58,679
we're wrapping up here. Mikey says this tip was because

669
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:04,119
of me. I will say it for the Paul Stanley stories.

670
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,840
Amount of times, God, are you fucking annoying?

671
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,519
Speaker 2: And the person that said you were awesome? When I

672
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:12,800
get to talk to that person again, I have lots

673
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:13,480
of questions.

674
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:16,079
Speaker 1: All right, So Ben is pissed, and listen, we should

675
00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:18,280
lay off Mikey a little bit. I think he knows

676
00:37:18,599 --> 00:37:21,760
he's providing us with a good amount of entertainment. But

677
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:22,920
I think you know.

678
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,599
Speaker 3: I'm over the stick. I need him gone over the stick.

679
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Mikey right now. Is like the dog that

680
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,039
was tied to the bumper of National Lampoon's Vacation. It

681
00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:37,599
can only run for so long until it's you remember that.

682
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:45,280
Oh yeah. One of the cutest things about Pat and

683
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,840
I'm sorry, we're going all over the place. He loves

684
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,199
National lampoons vacation be.

685
00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,400
Speaker 3: Chevy Chevy Chase.

686
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 2: When he gets pulled over, the cop tells him, hey,

687
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:04,440
did you see everyone hates Chevy Chase, But there's no

688
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:06,079
denying he's amazing in that movie.

689
00:38:09,039 --> 00:38:17,280
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Sorry. They leave the grandma just in

690
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:17,960
the rain.

691
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 2: When she dies and the kid goes, ah, she smells,

692
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:23,760
get her away from it.

693
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:27,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, we're getting back to it. We

694
00:38:27,199 --> 00:38:29,760
get to the head of department dinner well.

695
00:38:29,639 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: Before night out, but two looks gorgeous, but suddenly she

696
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,719
doesn't feel well, so she's going to stay in.

697
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:41,199
Speaker 3: God, I want to acknowledge she's still not on the show.

698
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,159
Speaker 1: Yep. So Ben is pissed that he got the helmet.

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He said, you don't give a department head a helmet,

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Well you do if you make lobster spring holes, rolls

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in Wahoo and an orange Sphinx cake for dinner, and

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that's when you get the helmet, buddy. So let's get

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back to Foxy j Axes an empty restaurant, and in

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Castleware wherever they are, Daisy and Ben really get after it,

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and Daisy tells, Ben, you know, I hate you, but

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I hate Ellie, your little fucking spongh hiuaua even more. Okay,

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tell her to shut the fuck up when I'm around her,

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and he goes, all right, no problem.

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Speaker 2: Of you know, you use your charm to get out

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of being a dick a lot, which he does. He's

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got that little accent that's kind of cute, and but

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he apologizes for that.

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Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, this is it. We're uh, I guess

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we're done for the evening, and.

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Speaker 1: They should have been done. We we smooth everything over.

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I'm talking to the wait staff about being a Sagittarius.

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We're about to go out, but no, Jiuau and Daisy

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go outside to suck down a sig and they start

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re litigating that Ben's a piece of shit. To his credit,

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I'd be like, what are we doing here? We're reversing

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over the speed bump that we just conquer. I mean,

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what's going on?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not only coming from their mouths. They basically

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mentioned that hot Captain Pants said when Ben wasn't there,

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he said, well, when he's not here, it doesn't matter.

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I don't care if he's not here, or something to

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that effect that hurts Ben's field.

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Speaker 1: I didn't give a shit. Okay, you can go fuck himself.

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