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<v Speaker 1>The jav and Sandy Show on Austin's eighty station. What

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<v Speaker 1>three point one. Well, if you're really missing the orange

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<v Speaker 1>jim shorts and panty hose, good news for you sort of.

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<v Speaker 1>Hooters is trying to make a comeback. They're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>fight off bankruptcy by getting a family friendly makeover.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting. They're three hundred million in debt. Last Oh my god, geez.

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<v Speaker 1>They last year they closed about forty locations in the

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<v Speaker 1>United States. And what they're doing to make it more

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<v Speaker 1>family friendly is dehooterizing.

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<v Speaker 3>They need to go to the opposite direction a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit more, at least ditch the panty hose. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there are there any around here anymore? I are I

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<v Speaker 3>remember the one on Riverside.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember there is one. In fact, it wasn't a

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<v Speaker 1>year and a half ago. A buddy of mine said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go to lunch. I'm like, sure, where

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go? And he wrote back, Hooters round

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<v Speaker 1>Rock right off of I thirty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, wait, oh wait, this is okay. I'm seeing all

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<v Speaker 3>the ones permanently closed. Permanently closed, the one in Central one.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one on Riverside at some point, but I

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<v Speaker 3>think you're right. There's still one in Round Rock yep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>still that one's still thriving. That's the only one around town,

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<v Speaker 3>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is really really the Hooters time of year

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<v Speaker 1>for basketball and stuff during the March bad They used

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<v Speaker 1>to do killer business there. But I think about it, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>Hooters when it first started out, it was the like

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<v Speaker 1>the original restaurant, right, but they got got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of competition over the years.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they started at as the first one, but then

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<v Speaker 4>people glombed onto it.

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<v Speaker 2>And that is a term restaurants restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's there's one in south Park Meadows, uh called

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<v Speaker 1>Twin Peaks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Twin Peaks is one of them. The Tilted

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<v Speaker 2>Kilt there used to be.

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<v Speaker 3>One, Yeah, I remember maybe maybe up and Round Rock too.

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<v Speaker 4>And right, remember the upside down one Bone Daddy's. That's

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<v Speaker 4>where they cut full shirts but super super short shorts

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<v Speaker 4>or bikini bottoms or something like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Scott Crossett coined that frame upside Down Hooters was the

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<v Speaker 1>was the Bone Daddies One Boat. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>that place went out of business. They were always packed

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<v Speaker 1>and they had good barbecue there, they really did.

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<v Speaker 2>I would go in there. I loved it.

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<v Speaker 5>I went in there a few times.

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<v Speaker 2>It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was a rumor that I heard that

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<v Speaker 1>that building on one eighty three was going to become

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<v Speaker 1>a a We just mentioned a Peaks Twin Peaks place, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so guys, guys will go, I guess I mean Hooters

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<v Speaker 1>a struggling but.

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<v Speaker 4>Appearently and not enough guys are going in, So I

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<v Speaker 4>think that's why they're like, if we can get them

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<v Speaker 4>to bring their families in, they'll spend more money.

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<v Speaker 5>But then why even call yourself a Hooters.

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<v Speaker 2>At that point, I know you might as well go

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<v Speaker 2>to Pluckers.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, might as well just be something else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they they did say that they they're not really

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<v Speaker 1>saying exactly what they'd be changing to make it more

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<v Speaker 1>PG family friendly. But I would bet you like Bikini

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<v Speaker 1>Knight will be phased out, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was a That was a time and a

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<v Speaker 3>place where you take your young son there with this

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<v Speaker 3>little mullet.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember there were some lawsuits I don't know back in

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<v Speaker 4>the day because they were like they won't hire me

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm not thin enough for my boots aren't big enough,

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<v Speaker 4>or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Where you're playing it and then there was always that.

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<v Speaker 1>There was always the head hooter and she or she

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<v Speaker 1>was either pregnant or couldn't pass her TABC licensing and

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<v Speaker 1>wore the white sweatshirt and stood at the front.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow that you know, that is terrifying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's my own theory really, But I remember the white

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<v Speaker 1>long sleeve hoodie that they always wore. There were there

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<v Speaker 1>were these places popping up. What was the place? The

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<v Speaker 1>haircut place? One ay three in Lamar, little tiny place

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<v Speaker 1>and they.

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<v Speaker 3>Scissors, yes, yes, yes, from Kim Fong, Yes exactly. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot about that. But I would have never gone

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<v Speaker 3>in there, I remember.

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<v Speaker 5>Not even out of curiosity. I went to see you

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<v Speaker 5>went you don't even have hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I went with a friend of mine because I was

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<v Speaker 1>super curious. And what lured me in was the beauty

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<v Speaker 1>operators standing outside in their lingerie smoking cigarettes. It looked

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<v Speaker 1>like a bordello. It looked like a bordello. It looked

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<v Speaker 1>like a whorehouse in boys Town in Mexico. You want

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<v Speaker 1>to cut your hair.

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<v Speaker 3>And there was a trend there for a while where

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<v Speaker 3>it was girls in bikinis serving coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, it's all Landman style. Remember that.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see a chick and a bikini first

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<v Speaker 3>thing in the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, anything.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one at six twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a little trailer there and they served they

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<v Speaker 1>served coffee and bikinis.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot that wasn't Landman, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the big giant line around the corner as the

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<v Speaker 4>workers were on their way out to the whale field.

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<v Speaker 4>It's right, yeah, I remember watching that. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 4>that was a thing. Landman was the first time I

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<v Speaker 4>saw it. I was like, that is brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>That probably today in like Midland probably still is a thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It could be a thing anywhere. I mean, you can

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<v Speaker 4>get coffee anywhere. Think about it. You got to stand

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<v Speaker 4>out somehow. I thought it was a brilliant idea. I

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<v Speaker 4>didn't know it was a real thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wonder out what kind of cream you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>put in coffee when you're what.

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<v Speaker 2>They just made a breast milk ice cream. Babes Espresso.

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<v Speaker 2>You found it.

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<v Speaker 3>There is one Fuego Espresso in Midland. There you go,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, they got an Instagram page. Oh that's lingerie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not bikini. What's the Instagram page?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Fuego espresso.

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<v Speaker 4>So they went from bikini coffee to lingerie coffee. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>we're one step away from naked coffee. That's gonna happen. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>that's only progression.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, okay, oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Now I gotta look too, Waygo Coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>I found it. You know all the listeners are pulling

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<v Speaker 2>it up too.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's all just let's just all take a technical break together,

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<v Speaker 3>shall we?

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<v Speaker 5>Barred there?

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<v Speaker 2>Holy catfish.

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<v Speaker 1>These girls need to be careful when they're pouring hot coffee.

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<v Speaker 5>I know if it splashes. I didn't find the right one, y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuego Coffee espresso, Fuego Espressdego espresso, because mine just had

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<v Speaker 4>pictures of coffee and that's not fun.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, so there's a few and whoa.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you lay down and serve coffee at the same time?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that is not safe.

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<v Speaker 3>This girl Boomtown Babes. That's another Boomtown Babes is another one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>good lord Boo boom not Boomtown boom. Oh, it's hard

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<v Speaker 3>to say boom and Town Babes espresso. It's a little

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<v Speaker 3>pink drive up our story. Oh this ought to be good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a lingerie themed coffee chain founded in twenty thirteen

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<v Speaker 3>by entrepreneur and coffee industry professional.

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<v Speaker 2>Nica Nica Gray.

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<v Speaker 3>There are now three locations total, including one on the

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<v Speaker 3>Bachan oil Field in North Dakota and two in the

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<v Speaker 3>Permian Basin and Odessa. This Boomtown Babes Espresso is solely

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<v Speaker 3>owned by Nica. I mean Nice's knowledge and experience was

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<v Speaker 3>cultivated in the city that produced the coffee chain Giants, Starbucks,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh My God, and it Just keeps. After completing extensive

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<v Speaker 3>research of the economic conditions and demographics of the region,

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<v Speaker 3>it was concluded that the Bachan oil Field offered the

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<v Speaker 3>greatest opportunity for Boomtown to succeed.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it's all dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all dudes, all dude exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Boomtown was introduced to the Bachan Basin during the peak

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<v Speaker 3>of the economic boom, when the Guide to girl ratio

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<v Speaker 3>was one hundred to one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, But a butt is a big player in serving

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<v Speaker 4>coffee there.

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<v Speaker 3>Your Butt Big Company was an overnight success story, garnering

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<v Speaker 3>national media attention within four months of opening for business. Today,

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<v Speaker 3>Boomtown has been featured in major outlets including Fortune, ABC

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<v Speaker 3>News Broadcast, CNN, live on CNBC, CCTV Travel Channel US

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<v Speaker 3>and Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's very funny that Fuego Espresso. The interior

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<v Speaker 1>lighting of there, I think that's a little trailer. The

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<v Speaker 1>interior lighting is a red light, just like the red

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<v Speaker 1>light districts of Neon. Yeah, a lot of tattoos. This

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<v Speaker 1>girl's gotten a huge tattoo on her right butt cheek

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<v Speaker 1>of a spider web with a with a it's huge,

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<v Speaker 1>with a black widow spider. And then on her forearm,

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<v Speaker 1>which is resting on her hip is.

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<v Speaker 4>Jesus, balance, balance, and everything is important.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wasn't expecting you to Jesus.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh man, Well who I think you can choose your

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<v Speaker 4>barista too, They got him listed.

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<v Speaker 5>I might go with either Jazz or Peach. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>but yeah, the whole you can pick your.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, Peach, that blonde girl, I believe, so, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>we might be kind of laughing.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet they kill it on tips. Oh, I bet

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<v Speaker 2>they did too. I bet they do. Makes you so

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<v Speaker 2>much money.

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<v Speaker 1>The hardest thing for them is probably, you know, leaving

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<v Speaker 1>the strip club at two in the morning, then getting

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<v Speaker 1>up at five.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay warm, yeah, winter, stay at warm. It is right. Well, Hooter's.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck to you as you as you dehooterize America's

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<v Speaker 1>Hooters and try to stay in business. But good luck

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<v Speaker 1>you better do a lot because you've got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of competition. One thing I would say, upgrade your menu

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, get ditch the ditch the panty hose.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not bad. I mean, it's been a long

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<v Speaker 3>time since I've been there. I remember it being pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>The chicken wing business is tough, though, Yeah, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of money and chicken wings.

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<v Speaker 4>What really, Because there's a chicken wing business everywhere you go.

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<v Speaker 4>Apparently anybody can sell chicken wings and they don't even

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<v Speaker 4>have to be good.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think it's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>What if we do a like the coffee, the chicken

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<v Speaker 1>wing version of the coffee, with the drive up and

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<v Speaker 1>the bikinis and the.

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<v Speaker 4>Whole Can you imagine trying to fry chicken in the lingerie?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, that's not a wings and lacy things.

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<v Speaker 5>Wings and.

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<v Speaker 1>Austin's eight station. What three point one? Well, it's that

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<v Speaker 1>time of year where all kinds of different legislation gets proposed,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's always some kind of funny laws that somebody

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere is trying to get passed, right, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of it is to gain notoriety to themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>just to get some print or.

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<v Speaker 3>Get some yeah, some kind of story, low hanging fruit

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<v Speaker 3>that doesn't really affect things too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, But there's a guy. Where's this guy from?

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<v Speaker 5>It's the governor of Idaho just signed this bill.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh they got passed. It got passed, he got signed.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm never thought about living in Idaho, but I

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<v Speaker 4>like this.

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<v Speaker 2>I might. Well. Can you set it?

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<v Speaker 1>If you cross the line, the state line from Washington

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<v Speaker 1>State into Idaho, you better be sure you take your

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<v Speaker 1>truck nuts off.

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<v Speaker 5>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>The governor has banned anything that represents genitals cannot be

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<v Speaker 4>out in public, and just forget it basically is focusing

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<v Speaker 4>on boobs, like artificial boobs, toyser products resembling genitals, and

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<v Speaker 4>I think just forget measure he threw in things like

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<v Speaker 2>And actually mentioned name, mentioned by name. Gosh, you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm a dude's dude, but even I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>bit appalled when I pull up to a stop light

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<v Speaker 1>and the truck in front of me has got a

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<v Speaker 1>set hanging you know, what I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>Make them so realistic looking. It's nasty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's offensive when a squirrel is sporting.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm dude, I feel like we've talked for years how

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<v Speaker 4>that is a very disproportionate body to.

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<v Speaker 5>Stuff ratio.

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<v Speaker 3>It's interesting, Like you go to the rodeo and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like some of the hogs and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like whoa, and.

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<v Speaker 5>You have to try and look away and it's uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know how the squirrel can jump from

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<v Speaker 1>one branch to another branch with that. I mean, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really define physics here. But I've always joked if I

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<v Speaker 1>value my life too much to Tricia, like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a pair of these truck nuts. I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>them on your truck, and I'm not going to tell

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<v Speaker 5>I would kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>I am so offended by them, engrossed out by them

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<v Speaker 4>that the thought of me toodling around in my car

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<v Speaker 4>that it keeps so clean and nice and neat and

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<v Speaker 4>those are hanging on the back and I don't know it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, I would be furious with you, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the most is are truck nuts the most

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<v Speaker 1>offensive thing you can put on your vehicle.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I think so more.

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<v Speaker 2>Than Calvin p and on.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh that was number two, A sticker of Calvin peeing

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<v Speaker 4>on anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I think that's really gross too.

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<v Speaker 4>Any any human bodily functions or genitals, I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>they to be on your car.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, truck nuts, I think it's gross.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty funny though. What about the what about the

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<v Speaker 2>naked lady mudflaps?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't care about those, like on big trucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, classic, Yeah, that's kind of Betty boopish, right, yeah, girl, right.

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<v Speaker 5>But the problem with the truck nuts is, like again,

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<v Speaker 5>they make them.

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<v Speaker 4>Look try and make them look so realistic, and they

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<v Speaker 4>always look like old, like old man ones, right, you

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<v Speaker 4>know what I mean? Super hangy, come on, nothing attractive

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh goodness. Wow, all right, there's a very strange conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't figure out how to end. I guys, just remember,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're driving into Idaho, don't have your truck nuts on.

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<v Speaker 5>Hold on. But let me tell you this.

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<v Speaker 4>They can't put truck nuts in the actual wording. So

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<v Speaker 4>in the bill it says that police can pull you

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<v Speaker 4>over for dangling fox scrotums.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, do you have any reason why you've been the cops,

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<v Speaker 1>like any reason you have any idea why I pulled

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<v Speaker 1>you over. No, well, sir, it's the dangling faux scrotum.

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<v Speaker 3>It all depends on how you say that. It comes

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<v Speaker 3>off really funny. What are you doing, I'm dangling postcrotems.

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<v Speaker 5>It kind of sounds cool when you sound it like that.