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Speaker 1: uh Eric Rimmer, my co host, Yes, always brings out
Speaker 1: his finest attire I do for every so this is
Speaker 1: maybe the most classic, the most Uh wait, you gotta
Speaker 1: get to take off your whole sweatshirt. It just says
Speaker 1: they bleached my anus for this. Okay, now let me
Speaker 1: ask you something, by the way, besides the podcast and
Speaker 1: everybody who's watching, yes, do you walk around home goods
Speaker 1: wearing that shirt?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I only get them for the podcast. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the heck? I was not born
Speaker 1: in a barn? Came well? Sometimes I wonder, Sometimes I wonder.
Speaker 3: This is speaking of outfits. Yes, I know what is
Speaker 3: going on here. I feel like I should have brought
Speaker 3: you knitting needles and some yarn. Okay, this and some spectacles.
Speaker 1: Let me explain. Okay, do I know it's really weird.
Speaker 1: It's a very weird outfit that I'm wearing right now.
Speaker 1: I was going pants at all. No, this is just
Speaker 1: a long, long, long, long sleeve shirt. Okay, Well, don't
Speaker 1: share in stone anybody. I'm not. But I have these
Speaker 1: boots on. Okay. Well no, no, no, I have my
Speaker 1: don't worry. Don't worry. I don't worry. Okay. So I
Speaker 1: was putting away some laundry and then you know when
Speaker 1: you get in that jag where you're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: haven't cleaned my closet in a while, and you kind
Speaker 1: of go You're going through like you know, I don't
Speaker 1: need this. I don't need this. I've never worn this.
Speaker 1: Do you do? You guys do that too. And I
Speaker 1: looked at this like little outfit that I bought. I
Speaker 1: think I bought up from like Sian or something like
Speaker 1: three years ago, and it came it had a shirt
Speaker 1: and this little vest and the shirt is long, comes
Speaker 1: to my knees. I've never once worn it. It's been
Speaker 1: sitting in my closet for three years. And I decided,
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna wear it one
Speaker 1: time and then I'm gonna give it away. And this
Speaker 1: is probably a good idea because I'm like, I obviously
Speaker 1: thought it was cute enough to buy it. Must have
Speaker 1: been cute on.
Speaker 3: The model were you were you like but like sleep shopping.
Speaker 1: No, it's horrible. It's absolutely horrible. Really, did you buy
Speaker 1: the boots too? Yes? I bought the boots, but I
Speaker 1: bought them somewhere else. But luckily they met, they met,
Speaker 1: They just happened to match, but lucky. Yeah. So that's
Speaker 1: the story of this outfit because it's really not cute.
Speaker 1: I know that, but I needed to wear it because
Speaker 1: it's been in my close. It's been hanging there for
Speaker 1: three years. I'm like, if I sad of matches, somebody
Speaker 1: might really like this. Maybe somebody's ninety year old grandmother
Speaker 1: would like that. I don't want to look like a
Speaker 1: ninety year old grandmother. Let's get rid of it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I will, okay. So, oh we're Laura King after Dark
Speaker 1: by the way. Oh yeah, Hi, Hi after Dark with
Speaker 1: Eric Rimmer, and there's producer Brian. Hi Brian. So do
Speaker 1: you guys have a good week, good weekend? Give any stories?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay? Do you want to start do you
Speaker 1: want me to start ladies first?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So we're gonna do like a little our
Speaker 1: little version of a host chat that we used to
Speaker 1: do are that we still apparently do apparently. So It's
Speaker 1: like nine o'clock at night and I get a text
Speaker 1: for my roommate Marie and she says, O MG, my
Speaker 1: car is dead. I need uh some jumper cables. I
Speaker 1: need uh my battery needs to be started.
Speaker 2: I can hear that in her voice too.
Speaker 1: I know she's French dead. Come jump me. He does
Speaker 1: better than that's terrible anyway. So I'm like, wait, it
Speaker 1: was this a night that I texted you? Yes? No, yes,
Speaker 1: And so I go wait, because she works in Old Town.
Speaker 1: Her little store, a Lote, is in Old Town. She
Speaker 1: sells Mexican corn, which is delicious, by the way. It's
Speaker 1: called Lote on the corner of Congress Street. And she
Speaker 1: gets off pretty late, and she tried to get in
Speaker 1: her car to try to start it, and a battery
Speaker 1: is dead and so then and I guess some guys
Speaker 1: were trying to help her, but it was late. You know,
Speaker 1: it was nine most people were most places were closed,
Speaker 1: and I said, stay there, don't move uh, staying on
Speaker 1: the well lit area. I'll be right there. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go get Antonio's jumper cables from his car and I
Speaker 1: will bring them and we'll jump your car. So I
Speaker 1: drive to Old Time. I'm in my pajamas already because
Speaker 1: it's nine o'clock and I have my slippers on and
Speaker 1: my pajamas and my old grama sweater and sweater no, no,
Speaker 1: a different one. And I drive down to the heart
Speaker 1: of Old Town and there's our car and it's obviously
Speaker 1: not working. And there's also this guy who is kind
Speaker 1: of milling around. He's wearing this big, giant, like hand
Speaker 1: woven poncho that you'd find like in Mexico. But I've
Speaker 1: never seen, yeah, but I've never seen like an I've
Speaker 1: never seen a poncho like this. It was like over
Speaker 1: his head and it was like full body poncho. Okay,
Speaker 1: and he almost looked like he was maybe living there
Speaker 1: or something. I don't know, but he said, you know what,
Speaker 1: after you're done, are you jumping her car? Because I
Speaker 1: also need my car to be started too. I look back.
Speaker 1: He has a Porsche macann. I think it's how you
Speaker 1: say it. It's a Porsche Suv. It's white, and it
Speaker 1: was dead and and he looked he just looked a
Speaker 1: little sketchy. I mean, you shouldn't judge a book by
Speaker 1: its cover. Yes, I know, but I'm like, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: of course I will help you. I noticed in the
Speaker 1: passenger seat there was a woman and in the back
Speaker 1: seat was a dog, and the woman was distraught looking
Speaker 1: and h and his phone was dead. So we try
Speaker 1: to start. First of all, we start try to start
Speaker 1: Marie's car with my jumper cables. And it doesn't work
Speaker 1: because she has a hybrid, she has a Prius and
Speaker 1: for some reason it was not it was not working.
Speaker 2: Did you put the cables on right?
Speaker 1: We had the assistance of a man who came down
Speaker 1: from one of this one of the workers came down
Speaker 1: and help. Yes, yes, yes, but it was doing nothing.
Speaker 1: And I was revving the engine, revving the engine, and
Speaker 1: these were like old jumper cables. So the guy in
Speaker 1: the pawn show, who was kind of milling around and
Speaker 1: was with this woman, it turns out, says, oh, I'll
Speaker 1: just we should just contact Triple A because I have
Speaker 1: an account. I pay like one hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 1: I know, I know. Okay, this is where it gets weird.
Speaker 1: I pay like one hundred dollars a month for this service,
Speaker 1: so I'll just can I use your phone to call?
Speaker 1: I'm like yes. So Marie gives him his phone her phone,
Speaker 1: He makes the phone call, he gives the guy his
Speaker 1: account number or whatever, and a tow truck driver shows up.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking to myself, Okay, Marie told me this
Speaker 1: guy had been sitting out in this car, this Porsche,
Speaker 1: for like an hour before she got off work. I go, okay, well,
Speaker 1: his phone was dead, and obviously his battery's dead, so
Speaker 1: we can't charge his phone. But guess what the girl
Speaker 1: in the car was like on her phone the entire time?
Speaker 1: What So okay? Anyway, boy, so he was nice enough
Speaker 1: to call the tow truck driver in the meantime. He goes,
Speaker 1: can you try to jump our car? I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: I will try. He goes, I can't find the battery
Speaker 1: because battery was not in the front. So we were
Speaker 1: googling it and apparently it's in the back. In the
Speaker 1: In the back of the trunk, there were bags and
Speaker 1: boxes and bags and boxes of just crap of stuff
Speaker 1: like junk, like it was almost like somebody had some
Speaker 1: either that or they had just taken off quickly from somewhere.
Speaker 1: I'm like, did they is the cars? Is that their car? Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to make a judgment or
Speaker 1: anything like that, you know. And she's like distraught. And
Speaker 1: so I went up to the car, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: she had plenty of time to he was milling around
Speaker 1: so much that and she had a phone. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if she was in danger, she would have been able
Speaker 1: to call, or she would have gone out, or she
Speaker 1: would have signaled me or any something like that. But
Speaker 1: she didn't. And so the guy goes, oh, I hope
Speaker 1: this tow truck driver gets here, because we couldn't find
Speaker 1: the battery. We couldn't find where to hook at it.
Speaker 1: Because I have to get to the weeds store, I cannot,
Speaker 1: I goes. He goes, he's going to close.
Speaker 3: It nine o'clock, the final piece of the puzzle.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, don't I go relax because it was
Speaker 1: a little bit before nine. Actually it's okay. The tow
Speaker 1: tructor ever comes. He has this little box. They have
Speaker 1: these little boxes now with these little cables. He's like
Speaker 1: and then Marie's car turns right on with this thing
Speaker 1: and then and then he so we thank the guy
Speaker 1: because I mean the guy brought it was his Triple
Speaker 1: A guy, so he obviously it was mysterious. So then
Speaker 1: he starts their car, and then I was talking to
Speaker 1: the woman. I'm like, look, are you okay? And she's like,
Speaker 1: was kind of grind She's like, yeah, it's just been
Speaker 1: a hard day. I'm like, okay, well are you good?
Speaker 1: And she's like yeah, I okay, it's not even nine
Speaker 1: o'clock yet, you can still go to the dispensary. She's like,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm so excited. I need it so bad. Wow.
Speaker 1: So I get back into my car because I'm following
Speaker 1: Marie home or We're going to drive around a little
Speaker 1: bit just to make sure her battery is working. The
Speaker 1: guy comes up to my car, still in the poncho,
Speaker 1: and he goes, she wanted you to have this. He
Speaker 1: hands me this little tiny you know, those little teeny
Speaker 1: tiny bottles of tabasco that you didn't you threw it away? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was it wasn't opened.
Speaker 3: But it was like this, yeah, I would throw that away.
Speaker 1: There was something bizarre going on, like, for example, why
Speaker 1: didn't she call the toe truck? It was all kinds
Speaker 1: of weird, and I don't know, like did I. Marie
Speaker 1: and I were trying to figure it out. We're like, okay,
Speaker 1: were they just like, hi? Were they if she was
Speaker 1: being trapped by him or heard?
Speaker 3: But I bet they were battling an eviction. I bet
Speaker 3: that maybe something like that.
Speaker 2: That's what I bet there was a little bit of
Speaker 2: mental illness in there.
Speaker 1: I don't but they had this like really nice car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet it was more of a mental thing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people with that sort of problem love we because
Speaker 2: it's a great mood stabilizer.
Speaker 1: My gosh. I just but I still think about like
Speaker 1: the woman, and I still think about him. I mean
Speaker 1: he did he did. He did this a solid I mean,
Speaker 1: we didn't. But he also called the I tipped the
Speaker 1: toe truck. We tip the tow truck driver like twenty
Speaker 1: bucks because he was really nice for coming out and
Speaker 1: he didn't he was gonna have to do like a
Speaker 1: separate call for the other guy, but he ended up
Speaker 1: just doing it anyway. But it was just like so
Speaker 1: incredibly random, Like what do I read that ride?
Speaker 2: Why did she not calling her phone.
Speaker 1: That's the weird, right, Like what was going on? And
Speaker 1: should I have done more? Or did I know? Was I? Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't step away from a potential.
Speaker 2: Now she has the means to get help.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And then she was laughing through her tears.
Speaker 1: And then her little big dog was in the back.
Speaker 1: I'm like, they like escape from somewhere. They must have
Speaker 1: like run from somewhere, probably, but I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be nosy. But then like should I be nosy? Bye?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, like in a situation like that,
Speaker 1: like I think back on it and I go, is
Speaker 1: it somebody that needed did they need help? Or were
Speaker 1: they just like kind of weird people.
Speaker 2: I might say, just weird people? Yes, okay, yeah that
Speaker 2: is funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah she had a phone. Why were you sitting
Speaker 1: in your car for ador it with a dead battery? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with your triple A number? Andy, Oh my god. It
Speaker 1: was so weird. So anyway, so that's my my little
Speaker 1: host chat. What about you? What happened to you? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm on my own right now for at work? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what happened? My associate left? Quit left?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, got another job? Oh okay, And I adored her.
Speaker 3: But so this weekend, this past weekend was my first
Speaker 3: weekend just running the show. So yeah, so I was
Speaker 3: all by myself and I on Wednesday, and so my
Speaker 3: day's off our Thursday and Friday. So on Wednesday, before
Speaker 3: I left, I looked at her like tour schedule and
Speaker 3: stuff to see what appointments I had and everything, and
Speaker 3: I noticed that I had a morning appointment, but the
Speaker 3: person that had booked the appointment had canceled it, so
Speaker 3: they can go back in and cancel it.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, okay, so.
Speaker 3: I had an eleven thirty because my ten thirty had canceled.
Speaker 3: So at eleven twenty five, this couple shows up and
Speaker 3: they had that annoying thing where it's a backpack that
Speaker 3: you can put an animal in.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah with the clear the clear bubble? Was
Speaker 1: it a bubble?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And the dog was not having it. It was barking
Speaker 3: and just they walked through the door. So my office
Speaker 3: is the first one. So they come up and the
Speaker 3: guy was a dick and he was like, yeah, we
Speaker 3: have a tour. And I'm like, okay, what's your name?
Speaker 3: And I'm looking on the schedule and I said, oh, uh.
Speaker 3: It says that you've you've canceled your tour, like you
Speaker 3: went in last week and canceled your tour. And the
Speaker 3: woman just starts laying into me and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, not a good thing to do. But she didn't know,
Speaker 1: but I'm sure she found out. Oh she did.
Speaker 3: So she goes, we didn't cancel anything, and we're from
Speaker 3: Orange County. Now here's the thing that I hate. Number one,
Speaker 3: I don't care if you just flew in on a
Speaker 3: spaceship from Mars. You canceled your appointment. And then the
Speaker 3: guy goes, well, we left, we left a message. Well
Speaker 3: the message pops up. We're running late. I said, okay, well,
Speaker 3: first of all, you're an hour late. Second of all,
Speaker 3: you canceled your appointment. Had you been here at ten thirty,
Speaker 3: even though you canceled your appointment, I would have been
Speaker 3: able to help you. Now I can't because I now
Speaker 3: have an eleven thirty. They flipped the out, yelling and
Speaker 3: screaming at me, and they're like, I go, look, all
Speaker 3: I can do. My schedule is full tomorrow. I can
Speaker 3: give you the information. I can book you for another day.
Speaker 3: They start yelling at me. We're from Orange County, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't care where you're from, Like, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to now inconvenience all of the rest of
Speaker 3: my appointments for the day because A you canceled your
Speaker 3: appointment and now you're an hour late, so.
Speaker 1: It went up.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, I if I did hard drugs or
Speaker 3: any drug at all for that matter, I would have
Speaker 3: been and.
Speaker 1: Oh, you know what I had to do.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Like, if you make an appointment,
Speaker 3: show up on time.
Speaker 1: I know why were they young? Were they old or no?
Speaker 3: They were young and entitled and bitchy. And I go,
Speaker 3: if you make an appointment, everybody out there, show up
Speaker 3: on time, don't show up two hours early, don't shop
Speaker 3: two hours late, don't show up an hour late, and
Speaker 3: then expect everybody to rearrange their life for you.
Speaker 1: Comments at least yes.
Speaker 2: Quick observation. Yes, I think it's It's always interesting to
Speaker 2: me how Laura will typically bring us a story that
Speaker 2: has a little bit of intrigue. She over sells a
Speaker 2: little bit, ends up being not much, but there's a
Speaker 2: little bit of mystery there and that's interesting. And then
Speaker 2: Eric tells us about the last bitchy person he talked
Speaker 2: to and let me just say, I was a delight.
Speaker 2: I was a delight.
Speaker 1: Well but oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Eric Evince Laura brings us a mystery.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't have weird things like that happened to
Speaker 3: me because I'm not carousing around at all hours of
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 1: I had to do something pretty interesting for my new
Speaker 1: I call it my little baby job, which I love.
Speaker 1: I work in the AM six hundred news Coco News
Speaker 1: Center and I write news. And they sent me out
Speaker 1: on election day to ask people who they voted for.
Speaker 2: And why you asked people who they voted for? Yes,
Speaker 2: I like really invasive.
Speaker 1: Well I know, but but but popular. Well it's radio
Speaker 1: and you're anonymous and you're not on camera, and I
Speaker 1: mean so I I dressed very professionally. I tried to
Speaker 1: look approachable. I was in del Mar because I had
Speaker 1: a point.
Speaker 2: Giant Kamala walls behind.
Speaker 1: Those you know, it's crazy like there were it was
Speaker 1: all over the place and this was del Mar, so
Speaker 1: it was in a shop, big shopping center. So the
Speaker 1: first guy I talked to, I said, you know, I
Speaker 1: I say who I am? And I recorded on my
Speaker 1: what what's my on her are you smelling something?
Speaker 2: No, No, I was thinking. I was just laughing. So
Speaker 2: I think del Mar actually swung red this year.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it was all over the place actually, well
Speaker 1: in my in my study, in my study, so I
Speaker 1: just did it on my phone with with the camera,
Speaker 1: but I pointed the camera down, but it was just
Speaker 1: a video and this guy who was obviously a foreign
Speaker 1: a foreign person who is now an American. I said,
Speaker 1: did you vote today? And he's like, yes, I did.
Speaker 1: And I said would you care to tell me who
Speaker 1: you voted for? And he's like like it's okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. How did you? And then one
Speaker 1: lady she she recognized me? She recognized me anyway.
Speaker 2: Whatever from where did you guys been into each other before?
Speaker 2: Like maybe Cole's or something or she's.
Speaker 1: Like, what are you doing? And I'm working for I'll
Speaker 1: go news now.
Speaker 2: I saw toilet paper at wal my last time.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question? And I go, you
Speaker 1: won't be on video and I want to ask your
Speaker 1: name and she's like she's being super nice, and so
Speaker 1: I said, did you vote today? She goes, yes, I did,
Speaker 1: And then I go, who did you vote for? It
Speaker 1: she started laughing and then I'm like, don't worry, You're
Speaker 1: not going to get murdered if you say you vot.
Speaker 1: I go, I know. It feels like she's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm so scared. And then like she says like, well,
Speaker 1: let me just say I voted for who I hope
Speaker 1: will be the first female president. I'm like, okay Trump.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, okay, let it out. Let it out.
Speaker 1: And then this one guy I talked to you, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I told you about a very very old couple, both
Speaker 1: of them, and I said, did you guys vote today?
Speaker 1: And they said no? And I said why And he said,
Speaker 1: I'm a political science major from cal paul And he said,
Speaker 1: I've become some so disenchanted with our Paulas and he
Speaker 1: he was he was comparing what's going on now to
Speaker 1: the fall of Rome. Okay, I mean it was like intense,
Speaker 1: so like they didn't vote. And then I sat next
Speaker 1: to this guy and I said he had a shopping
Speaker 1: cart and I go, hey, did you vote today? And
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, man, I don't pay attention to that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. And the I'm and I'm only nineteen,
Speaker 1: like and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most teenagers are pretty political now they're stupid.
Speaker 3: Did he follow that up with I can't wait to
Speaker 3: get to the weed store?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but is like I heard, they're both bad men?
Speaker 1: You know. It was but it was all over the place.
Speaker 1: It was, it was. It was really crazy. And then
Speaker 1: I came back and I did like a montage of
Speaker 1: like all the different what everybody said. But I thought
Speaker 1: that that was really really interesting.
Speaker 2: Do you think you heard like more of its like
Speaker 2: candyate wise? Probably yeah, I was gonna say it's probably.
Speaker 1: Harris, yes, And yeah, I only got one. I only
Speaker 1: got one person who admitted anyway to voting for Trump
Speaker 1: and was that man?
Speaker 2: Secret voters though?
Speaker 1: And then a bunch of people said, no, shoot me away.
Speaker 1: Those are the ones that didn't want to talk to me.
Speaker 2: That's funny. California was actually like the closest it's been
Speaker 2: in years for the margin.
Speaker 1: It's just, yeah, a crazy election. My blood's trying to boil.
Speaker 1: I know we're not you're not political, and we're not
Speaker 1: we're not political.
Speaker 2: Don't worry Trump, you got it.
Speaker 1: The random music because I have some good stuff tonight
Speaker 1: or I'm gonna puke, stop it. I'm going to Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2: That lady has gone Eric, I don't worry.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you one quick thing about about
Speaker 1: the uh dead battery story. So the first person you
Speaker 1: can keep the music on the first person that tried
Speaker 1: to help Marie was the guy who runs a store
Speaker 1: that's next to her restaurant a lote and uh, he
Speaker 1: was closing up and he didn't have jumper cables, he
Speaker 1: couldn't do anything whatever, And she goes, you know what,
Speaker 1: I really appreciate the gesture. Come by and I'll give
Speaker 1: you a mich a lotta on the house. He came
Speaker 1: the next day and got four what like you didn't
Speaker 1: even he didn't even like do He tried to help,
Speaker 1: which was really nice, and she did offer him a
Speaker 1: meet a lotta, but he took four of them. Oh
Speaker 1: and they're huge.
Speaker 2: The way you paused before you said mit a lotta
Speaker 2: really long and really like impactfully, I was like, what
Speaker 2: did she offer him? And she offered him. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's just like like would you do would you do that?
Speaker 1: Like if somebody say he would you even like if
Speaker 1: you helped somebody start their battery and they said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I own a subway sandwich shop. And I
Speaker 1: want you to come by and get a sandwich on
Speaker 1: me any time. Would you even go back.
Speaker 2: If it was someone I wanted to get, like the
Speaker 2: phone number of maybe, but I wouldn't care go for
Speaker 2: the sandwich right right?
Speaker 1: You know? You know? But that guy he went and
Speaker 1: he went deep.
Speaker 3: Speaking of corn, guess what I made the other night?
Speaker 3: What Mexican street corn soup. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: I bet it would have been better with Maurice corn. Oh, God,
Speaker 1: just have him in the courage if you want to
Speaker 1: make some more.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Again, I just gotta point out Eric just tells,
Speaker 2: like says, like adds the most random crap. And Lord
Speaker 2: has these structured stories. God, here's an extra Tidbeit he's like,
Speaker 2: oh you want to speaking of corn? I made corn.
Speaker 1: Some in my toilet because I had corn.
Speaker 2: And I can't believe we're not famous yet.
Speaker 1: Oh, er made that happened? I'm sure you did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you want?
Speaker 3: Do you want to take me outside and hit me
Speaker 3: with hors for the rest of the year.
Speaker 1: I believe it or not, I don't shot smack the
Speaker 1: corn out of you. That's already happened. Louis Vuitton has
Speaker 1: come out with a pet line. Oh Jesus will be
Speaker 1: not for dog enough. No, oh oh, I'm so getting this.
Speaker 2: From China Bag in a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: No, we're gonna start with the poop bag.
Speaker 2: Oh oh god, the.
Speaker 1: Poop bag holder. How much do you think that goes?
Speaker 3: I'm going to six hundred, eighteen hundred.
Speaker 1: No, four hundred and seventy dollars.
Speaker 2: That was my first guest. I bumped up a bit.
Speaker 1: Then we have the Louis biton one dog bowl.
Speaker 3: Go nine hundred, fifteen hundred, twenty two hundred dollars, Oh
Speaker 3: my god.
Speaker 1: Then the Creme de l the Louis Vton dog house.
Speaker 1: It's a basic doghouse with the Louis Viton print.
Speaker 2: Is it like, what's it made of?
Speaker 1: I don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 2: Is it big?
Speaker 1: It's your basic doghouse? Twenty five thousand?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna say like eight.
Speaker 1: Thousand, sixty thousand dollars for Louis. It's on doghouse. Um,
Speaker 1: and you know who's I immediately thought of the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't even know if they have dogs,
Speaker 1: but I'm like somebody who would be buying somebody that's
Speaker 1: fucking stupid who will buy Louis Vuitton. There's somebody that's
Speaker 1: gonna be walking that time. Okay. So there's a new
Speaker 1: trend in baby names, and this is funny because this
Speaker 1: is not work for me. A baby name expert says,
Speaker 1: this trend my best friend's dad is the next big
Speaker 1: baby name trend for girls. Some examples are like Scottie
Speaker 1: or Tommy Dumb or Mickey or Billy. What was your
Speaker 1: dad's name, ed Eddie? So if you had a baby girl,
Speaker 1: Eddie Rimmer, her name would be Eddie. Oh god, that
Speaker 1: is no dumb. Okay. My best friend's dad, Ed is.
Speaker 2: Like is like the the trucker who buys the gas
Speaker 2: station prostitute.
Speaker 1: Well, listen to this. If I followed this trend and
Speaker 1: I was I had instead of I had Evan. But
Speaker 1: I I'm going to go with this trend. I'm going
Speaker 1: to name my baby after my best friend's dad, Eddie Rimmer,
Speaker 1: Eddie Kane Dick kind have been Oh wow. Okay, And
Speaker 1: speaking of trends and stuff, so what trend do you
Speaker 1: remember that has come and gone? And it came and
Speaker 1: went so fast and it was just stupid. I'll give
Speaker 1: you some examples.
Speaker 3: Stupid ze cavariici pants you Internet, that's not.
Speaker 1: Do you remember, well you don't, but do you remember
Speaker 1: in the nineties. I don't remember this. When kids were
Speaker 1: walking around with pacifiers around their neck. That was like
Speaker 1: a trend.
Speaker 2: I have never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Stupid for like a hot minute. Yeah, when the poop
Speaker 1: emoji was like everywhere, they were like remember they were
Speaker 1: like you could get stuffed downs, you get pillows, you
Speaker 1: could get a mattress cover, you could get that d
Speaker 1: poop emoji that went away. You had a comforter with
Speaker 1: poop Emoji's all. I did not when mustaches, remember, mustaches
Speaker 1: were on everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't never understood that.
Speaker 1: I didn't either.
Speaker 2: Because it was like it was also it was a
Speaker 2: chick thing.
Speaker 1: Hey wait, isn't this November? Wait? Well yeah, this is
Speaker 1: I love giving a good mustache. Ride Eric, that is untrue.
Speaker 2: Also, that's also a chick thing.
Speaker 1: Uh that is that is incorrect. It doesn't know what
Speaker 1: he's talking. It does not have to be a chick thing.
Speaker 2: How we h.
Speaker 1: My god, are dirty bird dirt birds?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It gets weird down a rabbit hole now, thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: How often do you clean that mustache? Laugh.
Speaker 1: Flash moms. Remember when people would like, oh the videos
Speaker 1: gather together and do a dance and break out in public. Yeah, planking,
Speaker 1: remember planking?
Speaker 2: Oh briefly that I don't think that was popular for
Speaker 2: very long.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. It was really stupid, but people did it
Speaker 1: for like a minute. What's the Flappy Bird game?
Speaker 2: That was just an iPhone game that just got really
Speaker 2: popular and the creator just removed it from the store.
Speaker 3: He was just over it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then finally, and I never really understood how
Speaker 1: these were valuable or what how these were going to work? NFTs?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what is that?
Speaker 1: Okayle's explained.
Speaker 2: An NFT is literally just a digital picture, but it
Speaker 2: has a specific type of software called blockchain, which can
Speaker 2: assign ownership to it and also track that ownership across
Speaker 2: like the entire Internet. So basically, it's a way for
Speaker 2: you to prove you own an image.
Speaker 1: You own that image only you solo, and you buy it.
Speaker 2: You can make a million copies of the image too,
Speaker 2: but like you'll still own it in a way. It's
Speaker 2: really it's done.
Speaker 1: It went away.
Speaker 2: It was, but it was a trading thing you would collect,
Speaker 2: like people would raide these NFTs and make money off
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want you to they did a pole, This
Speaker 1: is a pole. But I want you to pretend like
Speaker 1: we are a couple and we're gonna walk down the hole.
Speaker 1: A couple, like a man in a one, A couple,
Speaker 1: A couple of hetero okay, sexual, a couple.
Speaker 3: I love your voice, I love your boobs and your vagina.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. I don't want you to say anything.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm just you too, pretending we're walking down
Speaker 1: the street. And grab my hand and hold my hand
Speaker 1: as if we're going to walk down the street together.
Speaker 1: Take a nice walk. Okay, I can't. I can't wait
Speaker 1: to bang you like a straight test. Okay, oh okay,
Speaker 1: see look no in a new pole. Thirty percent of
Speaker 1: people say they interlock their fingers when holding hands, but
Speaker 1: the boomers prefer cupping. No, Oh, that's that's. The older
Speaker 1: you get, the more you cup. The younger you are,
Speaker 1: the more you use your fingers.
Speaker 2: I cut sometimes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know hello, and I'm not. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: news cupping.
Speaker 2: I think hand holding is actually kind of going away.
Speaker 2: I don't see very much, you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time I held.
Speaker 2: Hands with it's going away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go. Only touched anybody in a long time?
Speaker 2: Well, that's a different problem.
Speaker 1: That's like sad. Would you like to touch me? I like,
Speaker 1: I've been affectionate with anybody in a long time. I've
Speaker 1: shown like I think.
Speaker 2: We should go. She's getting real desperate.
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying it's kind of must I must
Speaker 3: look pretty good.
Speaker 1: Then I think I'm missing human contacts.
Speaker 2: Okay, Laura, let's not this is not this is depressing.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, whatever, all right, here's the next.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm your friends. I'm going to tell you what
Speaker 2: These problems don't matter. Stop talking about that?
Speaker 1: Is that why I'm like so psychotic?
Speaker 2: Maybe you're lonely?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Should we do a therapy session?
Speaker 1: I should go to therapy. I think I need therapy,
Speaker 1: but maybe sometimes.
Speaker 2: Now, as a student of psychology, I'm just going to
Speaker 2: say sometimes therapy is a little overrated.
Speaker 1: Wait, okay, wow, most people are like champions of therapy here.
Speaker 1: I think, what is what's your problem with?
Speaker 2: They can go to therapy and they can find something
Speaker 2: wrong with you.
Speaker 1: I think that. I don't like the goal is to
Speaker 1: find something wrong with you. I think the goal is
Speaker 1: to keep talking. Laura has somebody liver spots. I thought
Speaker 1: I was petting good Dalvatian.
Speaker 2: No, therapy is an overall good thing, but sometimes we
Speaker 2: put on a really high pest.
Speaker 1: Just you know how we play that game? What your
Speaker 1: price is? You know how we play that game? What's
Speaker 1: your what's your price? To take Eric out in front
Speaker 1: of my place?
Speaker 2: Put down Godfather style?
Speaker 1: Yes, what's your first saying that about my hands and
Speaker 1: liver spots?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: What's your price? I want you to take him down
Speaker 1: the body. No, you don't kill him. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to kill him. I want you just I just
Speaker 1: want you to like I want you to just take
Speaker 1: him down and like humiliate him. You just what's your prices? Okay?
Speaker 2: Well you know I know that's too much for you.
Speaker 2: Forty five family discs.
Speaker 1: Okay. There's this new hack, this flying hack, going around,
Speaker 1: and I think it's dumb, but people swear by it.
Speaker 1: And it's only it's not like if you're flying Southwest,
Speaker 1: but if you're flying like to Europe or some exotic location.
Speaker 1: But they're saying they're calling it check in Chicken. And
Speaker 1: the thing is you wait until the very last second
Speaker 1: to check in it hopes of procuring a premiere seat
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 2: Oh but if you don't, you get the work.
Speaker 1: It is the biggest risk ever. But that's the new
Speaker 1: trend that's going around. Participate in that trend.
Speaker 2: How does that doesn't even make sense? It does.
Speaker 1: So here's a new concept. Instead of checking in for
Speaker 1: your flight right away, just hold off until last minute.
Speaker 1: The thinking is that by waiting until the end, you
Speaker 1: could receive a premium seat, one with extra leg room,
Speaker 1: or an aisle or a window seat closer to the
Speaker 1: front without being charged extra. Many airlines charge more for
Speaker 1: specific seats, but those are also more likely to be
Speaker 1: available if the plane doesn't sell out. But if it does,
Speaker 1: this is a risk. If the book is if the
Speaker 1: flight is overbooked, as airlines tend to do, and if
Speaker 1: you are the last to check in, it's possible that
Speaker 1: you could be bumped from the flight. That seems like
Speaker 1: a big risk. Yes, that's why it's called chicken chicken.
Speaker 2: Also, those like those like preferred seating typically don't have
Speaker 2: that much lake room. That's really only like a first
Speaker 2: class thing.
Speaker 1: And you know those days of when you could say, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, i'm checking O, I'm going to see my grandma.
Speaker 1: You know, can you bump me up to first Nobody
Speaker 1: does that anymore. Nobody gets bumped up to first class anymore.
Speaker 2: The best comp I got, and this it wasn't a
Speaker 2: very good one, but it was the best one is
Speaker 2: they asked me to switch seats. I was flying by
Speaker 2: myself from like an aisle seat to just a different
Speaker 2: nisle seat, so like two people could sit next to
Speaker 2: each other. And they get and they told they gave
Speaker 2: me a free cocktail voucher for the flight, and so
Speaker 2: I used it and I got a jack and coke,
Speaker 2: and by god, it was the worst check. It was
Speaker 2: like straight jack. It was so bad.
Speaker 1: One time, we were going to that radio conference that
Speaker 1: I talked about, a radioshow boot camp in New Orleans,
Speaker 1: and we were all flying coach because the stations would
Speaker 1: pay for us to go to this conference. Well, somehow
Speaker 1: one of us got bumped to first class. And I
Speaker 1: was the one that got bumped to first class on
Speaker 1: the first flight, and so I would I was sending
Speaker 1: back like hot towels, strawberries, like all these things, hot nuts.
Speaker 2: I don't even think first class really does that.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either.
Speaker 2: I know SATs are bigger seats.
Speaker 1: Actually, when I flew to Paris first class, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I kind of have lived a life. I've
Speaker 1: lived a life. It was the coolest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: And the seats reclined into a bed. It was like
Speaker 1: the and you got a little you got a little
Speaker 1: toiletry bag with everything, deodorant, toothbrush, chapstick, all the things, socks,
Speaker 1: a mask. Anyway, I forgot my train of thought.
Speaker 2: Great story, Laura. Anyways, first class is great. I've never
Speaker 2: flown it, but I would like to someday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they do. They do still give hot nuts. Yes,
Speaker 1: they did do that, and then they offered champagne to
Speaker 1: everybody before the flight took off, and they did give
Speaker 1: you your drinks before the flight took off. So they
Speaker 1: do cater to the first class people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny though, like the meal things are not
Speaker 2: really like that's not really much of a thing anymore.
Speaker 1: Even if you like, just say I was going to
Speaker 1: fly to Vietnam, would I get like a dinner? Would
Speaker 1: I get I would get a lunch or dinner?
Speaker 2: The longest flight I've done this five hours?
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I haven't flown out of the country or yeah,
Speaker 3: I think on international flights you might, but.
Speaker 1: You've never been out of the country.
Speaker 2: No I have. I've just never taken like the like
Speaker 2: the times I fly in the country. It's like from
Speaker 2: here to Florida and then from Florida like Turks and
Speaker 2: Caicos something, right. But the best they do is they
Speaker 2: sell like those little boxed meals that are like you know,
Speaker 2: they microwave for two seconds in hand to you right
Speaker 2: for like twenty five bucks, like the fancy meals. I
Speaker 2: don't think they really do that anymore.
Speaker 1: I think if you fly to like New Zealand or something,
Speaker 1: then you you're getting some you're getting like dinner, and
Speaker 1: you're getting like silverware.
Speaker 2: I don't think, Hey, maybe what's the planes that used
Speaker 2: to have the open bars on like the top floor,
Speaker 2: like the massive ones on like the tropical like cruise
Speaker 2: flights you know what I'm talking about, Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: And they had like there there were planes that were
Speaker 1: just so nice they had that Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 1: the only time I've been in a plane that had like,
Speaker 1: you know, the three rows, like the middle row and
Speaker 1: then the size only very like a handful of times
Speaker 1: I've been on a plane that big get to.
Speaker 2: Be flying to, like Japan or something.
Speaker 1: Truly, I want to fly to Dubai and go to
Speaker 1: Air Amirates. Why not, Well, you.
Speaker 2: Don't want to go to Dubai. Why Dubai is a
Speaker 2: that's a that is a restrictive country.
Speaker 1: I'll say so, I don't care. Oh you will know
Speaker 1: because you know what I heard. My friend went to
Speaker 1: Dubai and used group hotly used groupons for every event
Speaker 1: he did in Dubai, and he did it on the cheap.
Speaker 2: That's cool. You just it's very easy for foreigners to
Speaker 2: get rested in Dubai, and it's really hard.
Speaker 1: You'd be arrested, for sure. I know. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but I probably would.
Speaker 2: I think swearing in public can get you arrested.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, i'd beat can.
Speaker 2: I'm not positive about that, but they're.
Speaker 1: Pretty Yeah, you would be arrested for something. You would
Speaker 1: be rested just for looking in the wrong way. Probably
Speaker 1: just your resting face would get you. Arresting face would
Speaker 1: get me arrested. Yeah. I want to go Japan though, Okay,
Speaker 1: I know Japan. I would love to go to Tokyo. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is something I'm gonna finally, we're gonna end with
Speaker 1: this me like a little short one tonight because we
Speaker 1: had forty minutes. Oh, I think it worked like it's
Speaker 1: gone by so fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go by so fast.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Okay, is there something that you've
Speaker 1: seen a lot, but you're still in awe every time
Speaker 1: you see it? You shut up. I know that's a
Speaker 1: joke and that is not funny. I'll give you some
Speaker 1: exams amples. They somebody did a recent and then they
Speaker 1: gave I think it was like I Reddit or something.
Speaker 1: Mountains when you see a big mountain range, somebody said,
Speaker 1: and the ocean. I'm always in awe of the ocean,
Speaker 1: especially when the waves are huge. When you really think
Speaker 1: about the ocean. Oh my god, Oh my god. There's
Speaker 1: a show on Netflix you have to watch. It's called
Speaker 1: Investigation Alien. It's brand new, and.
Speaker 2: I really dislike documentary there, it's not.
Speaker 1: It's episodic documentary though. Yes, this guy this is a
Speaker 1: reporter who's been, who has been I don't remember it, no,
Speaker 1: but he is in this and they talk about Bob
Speaker 1: Blazar a little bit, just a little bit. But this guy,
Speaker 1: this guy in this is new stuff. These are new videos.
Speaker 1: This one video that they show of a spacecraft. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like anything you've ever seen. It looked like a
Speaker 1: jellyfish hanging in the sky and it wasn't visible to
Speaker 1: the human eye. It was infrared and it was caught on.
Speaker 2: At a military base. Yeah, I've seen this video.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: You know what it was. It was a balloon. They
Speaker 2: found it out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that was the government talking about that, talking
Speaker 1: it away.
Speaker 2: It wasn't yet.
Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, I've seen the clip.
Speaker 1: It looks nothing like a balloon and it goes around
Speaker 1: that because no, it was.
Speaker 2: It was moving in It's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you something. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I need to watch the documentary, the true crime documentary
Speaker 3: on Netflix called Into the Fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm watching documentaries. I love aliens.
Speaker 2: I want to like them.
Speaker 1: But what Okay, I watched the Whitney documentary that was sad.
Speaker 2: I love documentary topics, but the thing is is that
Speaker 2: I flake documentaries often present like just the most you know,
Speaker 2: glamorized version, and I hate it because it's always so
Speaker 2: far off from what usually like the true situation is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Charlie and I love this show called documentary. Now
Speaker 1: have you heard of this show? Okay, it's by Bill
Speaker 1: Hayter and the guy that does Portlandia, and they do
Speaker 1: these fake documentaries that look like real documentaries and they're
Speaker 1: like so freaking funny, but they're not supposed to be funny.
Speaker 1: It's Brian, this would be totally up your alley.
Speaker 2: Everyone's good one like the Men does Brothers. One was
Speaker 2: good and they actually did some did some interesting social movement.
Speaker 2: But for the most part, it's like they take basic
Speaker 2: facts that have been known forever and then they just
Speaker 2: spin them up interestingly and they go what really happened?
Speaker 2: Like okay, like this has already been discussed to death.
Speaker 1: I love like religious documentaries. I love like people have
Speaker 1: been to like Hell Camp, like Teenagers that went to
Speaker 1: Hell Camp. I've watched that documentary.
Speaker 2: If there is like actual footage they had to go
Speaker 2: out and get, it's usually good. But otherwise, like.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you something, and it's off the coast of
Speaker 1: southern California.
Speaker 2: I know we're a hot spot for supposed UFO activity
Speaker 2: and Tampico, Mexico.
Speaker 1: Did you have you heard of that road?
Speaker 3: That's it that's out somewhere near like alcohol In or
Speaker 3: Lakeside or something.
Speaker 1: Doctor Valley Road that's haunted. It's haunted. It's not an alien,
Speaker 1: yes that like the rumor or the story is things
Speaker 1: roll up really a Proctor Doctor Valley Road. That's cool though,
Speaker 1: but they also say it's very haunted.
Speaker 2: If anthink's haunted, it is Wildcat Canyon. That's just because
Speaker 2: having people have died there.
Speaker 1: Oh, is that why you can't drink a Barona casino? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I think that's why because of the twisty roads. They
Speaker 1: don't want people to get you know that.
Speaker 2: The Crustal Boulevards had a couple of people die on that.
Speaker 1: Thunderstorms and wind wind. When I see a really strong wind,
Speaker 1: I know, I've never been in a tornado. I've never
Speaker 1: been in a hurricane, and I know that'd be a
Speaker 1: whole different story. But I'm always in awe. I love
Speaker 1: the wind. I love Santa Ana winds. That gets me
Speaker 1: in awe.
Speaker 2: You get depressed by bad weather or does it make
Speaker 2: you excited like gloomy, overcast, rainy.
Speaker 1: No, I don't get depressed by that. Like I work it,
Speaker 1: like I go, oh, this is a day where I'm
Speaker 1: going to like, what if it was if it was
Speaker 1: months and months of it, then I would like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like Charlie is in Portland and a lot of times
Speaker 1: it's overcast and rainy there for months, and he was
Speaker 1: seriously considering buying one of those lamps. Yeah, because there
Speaker 1: is seasonal depression.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And Evan is such a sunny southern California girl that
Speaker 1: she's starting to feel that way right now. Actually, to
Speaker 1: be honest with you, we just had that conversation. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you need to come home, be in San Diego. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get some highlights in your hair, like you know. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, she's my hair is dark, and
Speaker 1: I feel that da da da go trust me?
Speaker 2: What about like the sand? Like okay, for example, what
Speaker 2: I was thinking of, we had the sand and their
Speaker 2: couple you know what lack a week ago and one
Speaker 2: of my favorite feelings was I had my window cracked open.
Speaker 2: It was a cold Santanna right and I was like
Speaker 2: laying in bed and I could hear the wind howling
Speaker 2: through the trees and I was.
Speaker 1: Like, amazing, I love that is awesome me too, Brian.
Speaker 2: I love that cold like that almost where it's like
Speaker 2: it's not menacing, but it feels a little a little dangerous.
Speaker 2: It does, and like nature feels real live.
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool to feel weather. And I know
Speaker 1: that this is not the right thing to say, but
Speaker 1: in a way, I kind of want to experience a tornado,
Speaker 1: not being in one, not being in one, but like
Speaker 1: to see one.
Speaker 2: Well, I want to you know, videos of people who
Speaker 2: like they are driving all of sudden it's Tony Doo
Speaker 2: and they flip it and they are like, yea flying
Speaker 2: that looks a little fine.
Speaker 1: But I mean things are actually in it, like yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's here, okay, the nights guy on
Speaker 1: a clear evening, the stars, I mean, do you sit
Speaker 1: and ponder and like, wow, the universe. My it's endless.
Speaker 1: My mind's blown. Watching an airplane take off, especially a
Speaker 1: big giant aeroplane, like we were talking about the kind
Speaker 1: that go to Japan, the kind of go to Dubai. Sure,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of a mirror. I'm in awe that
Speaker 1: it can lift off. I know that the what the
Speaker 1: formula is, but it's still you know the formula whatever.
Speaker 1: You know the I know how it work.
Speaker 2: Drag Cofish and lord whatever.
Speaker 1: But you know, you know what I'm trying to say,
Speaker 1: just with all that weight and all that luggage and
Speaker 1: all that, you.
Speaker 2: Know, it blows my mind, is I you know, you see,
Speaker 2: we see jets in the skylot because we lived by
Speaker 2: the near my base. But I went to the Air
Speaker 2: and Space Museum not that long ago, and they have
Speaker 2: an old F sixteen that used to be a Blue
Speaker 2: Angels jet. And you don't realize how absolutely massive those
Speaker 2: things are. They're like three school buses in length. I
Speaker 2: think like two and a half.
Speaker 1: Really, I thought they were small.
Speaker 2: No, jets are huge.
Speaker 1: They are absolutely the kind of land on the air
Speaker 1: craft carriers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're massive. They're like fifty feet long or something.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the International Space Station flyover?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what somebody said. And snow is pretty all
Speaker 1: inspiring because we don't get to see that very often.
Speaker 1: I think I've been in snow less than ten times. Yes,
Speaker 1: in my life, Julia, it's not even that far. I know,
Speaker 1: but I just don't. I don't know, all right. I
Speaker 1: didn't see snow until I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: in my teens.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. I know, big Bear's not that far.
Speaker 1: I know that we weren't. We weren't a camping family
Speaker 1: and not that Big Bear's camping or cabiny. Oh we
Speaker 1: did go to Big Beer, but we went during the summer. Oh,
Speaker 1: I remember, I got a splinter in my toe. That's
Speaker 1: the only thing I remember when I was little, and
Speaker 1: it was really painful. And then somebody put said tool
Speaker 1: in concert. Are you a tool fan?
Speaker 2: What the hell is tool? Tool?
Speaker 1: Tool? I freak out, But I'm also in awe when
Speaker 1: I see just the top of a submarine bobbing up.
Speaker 2: The submarines are cool when the last time you seen
Speaker 2: the submarine.
Speaker 1: Though I've been inside a submarine. You can go it
Speaker 1: at the maritime.
Speaker 2: Music that one too.
Speaker 1: It's cool, it is, but gosh, I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to see one of those massive military
Speaker 2: nuclear subs or from the water.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you're huge. I couldn't do it. And
Speaker 1: then seeing a blimp doesn't a blimp freak you out? Sometimes,
Speaker 1: like a blimp parked or a blimp when it's like
Speaker 1: the rope is tied to it's kind of because it's
Speaker 1: a big balloon. I've been in a blimp before I
Speaker 1: took a blimp ride on the good Year blimp I
Speaker 1: did too big?
Speaker 2: Is the cabin of that thing? Is it tiny?
Speaker 1: It's it's it's the size of like, is there.
Speaker 2: Anything up there, like inside it besides just the cockpit?
Speaker 1: I know, not really that there's just the seas I
Speaker 1: kind of felt like I was in a like a
Speaker 1: VW van.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like a big car basically. Yeah, I've
Speaker 2: always wondered.
Speaker 1: And it's really slow. Yeah, it's really slow. It was
Speaker 1: cool though, but I always I always think it's really neat.
Speaker 2: It's crazy. Helicopters. Those are crazy how they actually like
Speaker 2: work and how much mechanical stuff has to go into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I know, I'm an aerial videographer.
Speaker 2: You didn't build the helicopter. I'm not impressed by you.
Speaker 1: I'm an aerial videographer for a traffic the news.
Speaker 2: Station is playing a video game and a helicopter.
Speaker 1: I know, but it is pretty cool. It is very cool.
Speaker 1: And then one more finally from me, I am always
Speaker 1: in awe when I go to a big concert. I
Speaker 1: just think it's just I feel cool. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's I I I have a big because you don't
Speaker 1: spend enough time in there. You always are in the gift.
Speaker 2: So that's such an old person thing to say, what
Speaker 2: I like to go to concerts, know that you feel
Speaker 2: so in awe and like whatever it is a concerts.
Speaker 3: You just when I was at that Shod Girls concert,
Speaker 3: that was just this was the perfect this is a
Speaker 3: perfect outfit for.
Speaker 2: That Belgia John was the best concert I ever saw.
Speaker 2: I think I left thirty minutes after it started.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh wow, I got a T shirt. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Seeing YouTube in Vegas was amazing. That was at was
Speaker 1: seeing Radiohead?
Speaker 2: Didn't they just play in Vegas at the New Dome
Speaker 2: Theater whatever it's called.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I really wanted to you at the Sphere,
Speaker 1: but those tickets were like.
Speaker 2: Hell, that's gonna end up being like one of the
Speaker 2: like modern marvels of the what do you call it?
Speaker 1: Have you been to Vegas since you since it's been there?
Speaker 2: You've never been to Vegas?
Speaker 1: You haven't? No road trip? Oh wow, road trip? The
Speaker 1: Sphere is incredible.
Speaker 2: What do you do in Vegas? Plight's gamble?
Speaker 1: How there's tons to do? Like what we could shows there?
Speaker 3: Yes, there's theon Museum, which is amazing.
Speaker 1: There's a Titanic museum.
Speaker 2: You could get escorts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go to sex clubs, you can go to
Speaker 1: strip clubs. You can go see how the Hoover Dam
Speaker 1: was built. That's like around the corner you can get.
Speaker 2: Carriage, all things club.
Speaker 1: I feel like you should go to see the sphere,
Speaker 1: just to see this spe.
Speaker 2: What I want to see is I want to go.
Speaker 2: I forget which casino it is. I want to go
Speaker 2: in the one that has the Venice Canals indoors.
Speaker 1: With or at Paris or the Venetian. Yes, oh it's
Speaker 1: it's really really, really really cool, and the lago is
Speaker 1: really glide through one of the is it the Blagio
Speaker 1: that you can hangle, I don't care. Fremont Street, Freemont Street,
Speaker 1: which is Old Vegas. You can zipline or zipline.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I just want to pull off an Ocean's
Speaker 2: eleven heist.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm feeling a podcast road trip to Vegas
Speaker 1: is in the works, maybe sometime in the not too
Speaker 1: distant future. Maybe on that note, Yes, keep working on
Speaker 1: your stand up comedy acts, guys, because it's coming. I'm
Speaker 1: not I haven't nailed down a date yet. Oh and
Speaker 1: by the way, speaking of future, oh don't even start.
Speaker 1: People are already saying that I've got to win this
Speaker 1: year because it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing the team.
Speaker 3: It's not going to happen. Caine, you are. You are
Speaker 3: going down in flames.
Speaker 1: What about this idea? I know a comic you know
Speaker 1: mal Hall Okay, he's great. What if we change it
Speaker 1: up and we perform for a real comic No, and
Speaker 1: then he can tell us who wins. Okay, it's either
Speaker 1: or no. I have to be it does I don't
Speaker 1: mind at all. I think that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Likelar communities, you guys, you guys are so annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I just have some pride, you.
Speaker 1: Know, like you can still have pride. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: like lose or.
Speaker 2: You don't get it because you gave yourself a long
Speaker 2: time you are I know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think getting mallin here would be
Speaker 1: a great fun would not be fun, and then like
Speaker 1: perform in front of him and then he could say
Speaker 1: that was really good or that would have bombed.
Speaker 2: I can't do raunchy though. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be doesn't have to be raunchy baked.
Speaker 3: Mine's not raunchy bake. It is that mine's actually pretty clean.
Speaker 3: Seinfeld was never funny.
Speaker 1: Show he wasn't. He's stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, he wasn't.
Speaker 1: That's what about Ellen. Ellen is funny.
Speaker 2: Ellen was not funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, I saw her final concert. She was not funny. Well,
Speaker 1: then this is gonna be a little bit of a
Speaker 1: challenge for you, then, isn't it. Brian, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: Really will? I? Yes, you will, im it's on my calendar.
Speaker 1: No, it's in the byelaws of this show that the
Speaker 1: contract you sign.
Speaker 2: I didn't sign a contract, damn it. And Eric's ryder
Speaker 2: got thrown out, so it did not. Yes, it did.
Speaker 1: No. Every once in a while, I get fed once
Speaker 1: in a while.
Speaker 2: Where is the writer? I don't see you, I think.
Speaker 1: Laura anyway, Okay, we have more coming up next week.
Speaker 1: Oh and then Clay is going to be on the
Speaker 1: show from Dolphace Club.
Speaker 2: Hope you ordered me something?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I've was sending. I'm trying to because Brian
Speaker 1: really loves her because she does sweatshirts and and cool
Speaker 1: designs and for Dolphace Club and the money goes to
Speaker 1: UH women's recovery homes. And she is just an awesome
Speaker 1: designers amazing And I sent him I got hey, this
Speaker 1: is available on because her things sell out all the time.
Speaker 1: And it was a gray hoodie. I'm like, okay, he'd
Speaker 1: be down with this. And it was like a woman
Speaker 1: it kind of looked like a tattoo with her tits out.
Speaker 1: It was a naked woman, but it looked like a
Speaker 1: like a sailor would have it tattoo on his arm.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what about this, Brian. He goes, well, I
Speaker 1: could do without the nudity. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know I wouldn't wear that. I know, I know.
Speaker 1: So I'm working on it. I'm working on No.
Speaker 2: One loves nudity more than me, but you know.
Speaker 1: I'm working on it me too. So anyway, she's coming
Speaker 1: up on different form of thanks Giving week. Let's not
Speaker 1: go down that hole.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, All right, good night everybody.
Speaker 1: Okay, love your podcast, please please say it, please please?
Speaker 2: Okay, it's closing, and love your podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay. I love you, my seat babies, I love you.
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