WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:02.799 I shipped my pants last night. Do you want to 2 00:00:02.799 --> 00:00:05.480 hear the story? Do you want to hear the story? Okay, 3 00:00:06.120 --> 00:00:10.679 So here's the story. I had to take my car 4 00:00:10.720 --> 00:00:15.640 to the shop and then it was a night drop. 5 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:18.320 So you fill out the form, you put your key 6 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:20.079 in the box, and you drop it through the slot. 7 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:23.399 Forgot to lock my car. Golf clubs in the trunk, 8 00:00:23.719 --> 00:00:26.160 like nice golf clubs, and it's like, sits there in 9 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:29.359 the lot overnight. It's not locked up gated. So I 10 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:33.280 went back after the boy Scout cookoff with my spare 11 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:38.280 key batteries dead, so I could not lock. So I'm like, 12 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:40.799 I know there's a way to lock the car. So 13 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:43.960 I'm sitting there in the empty parking lot. I got 14 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:47.359 my running car over here, my car over here, and 15 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:51.159 I'm looking through the owner's man, Oh god, I gotta go. 16 00:00:50.719 --> 00:00:55.759 Oh god. And there's nowhere around. Yeah, there's nowhere around. 17 00:00:56.560 --> 00:01:01.880 And so I'm like, what do I do? Oh God, 18 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:09.920 I'm not. I said, there's no way I'm going to 19 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:11.640 make it the five to ten minute drive home. 20 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:14.319 Oh no. 21 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:19.000 So I found some napkins in the back of my 22 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:23.359 car and I ran over into some weeds and trees. 23 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:24.480 There was nobody around. 24 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:25.480 No, you did it. 25 00:01:25.599 --> 00:01:29.040 I did, and I ran over in the weeds and trees. 26 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:30.640 There's nobody around. I was going to do it right 27 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:32.959 there between the cars, but then I thought, well, not 28 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:37.000 in the pavement the ground. No, and there's probably security cameras. 29 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:39.400 I went between the reeds and the trees and I 30 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:44.319 did my thing right there on the ground. Now, it's 31 00:01:44.439 --> 00:01:47.560 not a place where anybody would ever go. It's like, 32 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:50.040 you know, you think of a weedy tree area that 33 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:51.439 nobody ever goes into. 34 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:53.519 No one even goes in there with like the lawnmower. 35 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:56.439 Never, no, no, no. So I was fine, and I 36 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.920 did my thing with the napkins, threw them in the dumpster. 37 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:02.480 Oh god, and it was awful. I go home and 38 00:02:02.519 --> 00:02:05.799 I tell my wife this story. Yeah, she is howling 39 00:02:05.920 --> 00:02:09.879 with laughter. How Susan doesn't have the best sense of humor, 40 00:02:09.879 --> 00:02:15.879 but anything about poop she will die. So I'm like, 41 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:18.919 I'm going upstairs and going to take a shower. So 42 00:02:19.360 --> 00:02:22.080 there's my story. I shipped my pants last night. I'm 43 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:23.520 glad you laught so sorry. 44 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:27.719 I just oh no, I was concerned I was gonna 45 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:31.080 ship my pants last night because I ate my leftover 46 00:02:31.199 --> 00:02:36.120 salad from Thursday night last week. I had put it 47 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:39.400 out on the counter to bring it into work on 48 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:41.360 Friday to eat it for lunch. 49 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:42.759 And we were worried that it sat on the. 50 00:02:42.719 --> 00:02:44.560 Counter and it was bad, right, so it cause it 51 00:02:44.639 --> 00:02:47.240 sauted on the counter for like four and a half hours, 52 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:50.400 and I raced home after the show to go put 53 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:52.560 it back in my fridge. And last night I was like, 54 00:02:52.719 --> 00:02:54.199 I'm going to risk it. I'm going to eat it. 55 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:57.840 And I didn't necessarily get sick. I got like a 56 00:02:57.879 --> 00:03:00.960 little kind of thing, but I think it was just 57 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:04.000 my brain making me sick because I was I was 58 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:05.319 convinced I was going to get well. 59 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:08.759 By that time. Thursday was the salad, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, 60 00:03:08.800 --> 00:03:13.719 then Monday night. So it had third Friday, Saturday Sunday. 61 00:03:13.479 --> 00:03:15.879 Four or five days or four days ago, four days 62 00:03:15.879 --> 00:03:18.319 ago plus four hours sitting out on the counter. 63 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:19.919 Yeah, but I didn't get sick. 64 00:03:20.039 --> 00:03:21.840 You didn't get sick. You just kind of mentally thought 65 00:03:21.879 --> 00:03:22.199 you might. 66 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:25.439 Yeah, And so I made myself a little bit sick, 67 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:27.800 but I was fine. And I think I wonder if 68 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:31.159 I have like a pretty strong stomach. Because Jenny also 69 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:33.759 gets mad at me because I eat yogurt that has 70 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:38.039 like mold on the outside of the container, but it's yogurt. 71 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:41.800 Yogurt is moldy, Like yogurt is not moldy, but you 72 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:43.840 know it's like fermented on purpose. 73 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:49.280 Yeah. Now, there is a kmart commercial that goes way 74 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:51.400 back and it's talking about how you can get your 75 00:03:51.439 --> 00:03:52.759 pants shipped to you. 76 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:53.479 Yeah. 77 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:55.840 So I'm going to play this commercial for you. And 78 00:03:56.000 --> 00:03:59.240 what they're saying is, wait, I shipped my pants. So 79 00:03:59.319 --> 00:04:02.520 they shipped my pants. But it is when you listen 80 00:04:02.599 --> 00:04:04.360 to it. I'm gonna play it for you, it sounds 81 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:07.120 like they're saying, I shipped my pants. Are you ready? Yeah, okay, 82 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:10.400 let me play this for you. Here we go, ship 83 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:12.159 my pants right here? 84 00:04:13.199 --> 00:04:13.759 Ship my pants. 85 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:16.800 You're kidding? You can ship your pants right here? You 86 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:18.560 hear that I can ship my pants for free? 87 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:20.439 Wow? I just may ship my pants. 88 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:22.560 Yeah, ship your pants, Billy, you can ship your pants too. 89 00:04:22.680 --> 00:04:25.079 I can't wait to ship my pants. Dad. I just 90 00:04:25.079 --> 00:04:29.439 shipped my pants and it's very convenient, very convenient. I 91 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:32.560 just shipped my drawers. I just shipped my nightie. 92 00:04:32.839 --> 00:04:36.839 I just shipped. If you can't find what you're looking 93 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:39.160 for in store, We'll find it at Kimar dot com 94 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.120 right now and ship it to you for free. 95 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:43.199 Man, I shipped my pants. 96 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:47.279 They went out of business with that. That's perfect. 97 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:48.639 I missed k Mart. 98 00:04:48.759 --> 00:04:51.120 I like that. They threw in the pee like a 99 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:52.839 little bit more pronounced. 100 00:04:52.600 --> 00:04:55.439 Some of those did. Like with my pants. I shipped 101 00:04:55.439 --> 00:04:56.879 my pants, my pants. 102 00:04:57.120 --> 00:04:59.000 Pants shipped them from home. 103 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:03.759 Yeah, so you can call this episode I shipped my pants, 104 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:05.120 shipped my pants. I shipped my pants. 105 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:05.639 Yeah, exactly. 106 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:09.160 All right, let's get on with the emails here on 107 00:05:09.199 --> 00:05:12.800 the Minnesota Goodbye, let's get started. Good morning, says Aubrey. 108 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:14.480 Today on the show, Dave and Bailey talked about what 109 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:16.879 kind of dog Dave should get, and Bailey said, get 110 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:20.600 a Golden Retriever. Yes. I got a Golden Retriever puppy 111 00:05:20.639 --> 00:05:22.319 at eight weeks old, and she is so much work 112 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:25.240 and she's already seventeen pounds at eleven weeks old. I 113 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:27.279 would not recommend a Golden if you don't want a 114 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:30.800 big dog. They're beautiful dogs. They're very, very popular, but 115 00:05:30.879 --> 00:05:32.759 that's a little bit bigger than I would want. 116 00:05:32.879 --> 00:05:34.360 Yeah, they're pretty sizable. 117 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:36.279 Yeah, but I think the one that I'm looking at. 118 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:39.759 Bernard is also going to be kind of big. He's 119 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:42.160 not going to I think he's two, and I want 120 00:05:42.160 --> 00:05:43.439 to say, he's forty pounds. 121 00:05:43.680 --> 00:05:45.480 I feel like when they're two, they're fully grown. 122 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:47.519 They are Oh they are, ye for sure. Yeah, So 123 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:49.000 he's not going to be a giant dog. 124 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.000 He's only forty pounds. Yeah, so he's not that big. 125 00:05:52.199 --> 00:05:55.439 No, I think he's doable. I want to meet him. Yeah. 126 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:58.759 And the woman who runs the Mars agency, Mars Agency, 127 00:05:59.399 --> 00:06:02.000 her name is Ae Me and she was listening to 128 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.759 the show or heard about it, and so she emailed 129 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:07.319 me last night and said, Hey, heard you talking about Bernard. 130 00:06:07.639 --> 00:06:10.040 Loved to get you in contact with the foster blah 131 00:06:10.079 --> 00:06:12.199 blah blah. And so I'm waiting to hear back. 132 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:14.079 Yeah, how did you find him in the first place? 133 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:15.920 Again, Susan found him online? 134 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:17.399 Okay, and she was looking. 135 00:06:17.720 --> 00:06:20.639 Yeah. No, she's very open to the idea of getting 136 00:06:20.680 --> 00:06:25.079 a dog, okay, but she also some big criteria. 137 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:25.480 Yeah. 138 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:27.959 And the reason is, I'll be honest with you, she 139 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:30.519 will do a lot of the work, probably the majority 140 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:33.240 of the work, because I work in the morning. Yeah, 141 00:06:33.279 --> 00:06:34.959 and the first thing you do with a dog is. 142 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:36.519 You get up and you take care of the dog. 143 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:39.319 You feed the dog, you put the dog outside, you 144 00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:42.879 water the dog, you whatever, and she will be doing 145 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:46.160 a lot of that. She trained Josie to go outside. Yeah, 146 00:06:46.360 --> 00:06:49.680 when Josie was a little baby girl, we put a 147 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:52.680 Christmas bell on the back door, and she taught Josie 148 00:06:52.759 --> 00:06:56.199 to ring the bell when she wanted to go outside. 149 00:06:56.279 --> 00:06:57.920 Cool. Yeah, that's really impressive. 150 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:03.600 It really was impressive. So thank you, Aubrey. Next email, Hey, y'all, 151 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:07.480 how do radio stations pick their letters like KDWB and 152 00:07:07.600 --> 00:07:10.040 for a fund for fun? Here's bonus. If KDWB was 153 00:07:10.079 --> 00:07:12.120 an acronym, what do you think it would stand for? 154 00:07:15.839 --> 00:07:17.279 Killer DJs with balls? 155 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.079 Killer DJs with balls? 156 00:07:19.279 --> 00:07:19.680 Yeah? 157 00:07:19.879 --> 00:07:25.959 Kind demure go oh I like that? Okay, kind demure 158 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:27.319 with Bailey? 159 00:07:27.399 --> 00:07:28.439 What's up Bailey? 160 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:30.639 Yeah? 161 00:07:30.680 --> 00:07:33.800 I know for I bet you know more information about it. 162 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:36.959 But the K and the W depends on what side 163 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.079 side of the Mississippi you're on, correct, Yeah, that's all 164 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:40.720 I know about it. 165 00:07:40.839 --> 00:07:46.360 Yeah, it's true. Everything east is W, everything west is K. 166 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:50.240 Yeah. My grandma was always so impressed that we had 167 00:07:50.279 --> 00:07:51.160 both k's. 168 00:07:50.959 --> 00:07:53.199 And w's because we straddled the River. 169 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:54.240 Yes, in Minnesota. 170 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:58.079 Yeah, I think the government assigns the call letters, the 171 00:07:58.120 --> 00:08:01.160 FCC assigns the call letters, but I think you can 172 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:02.360 also request them. 173 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:07.079 Ooh yeah, yeah, because I guess, like why don't we 174 00:08:07.120 --> 00:08:10.560 go by you know, like talk in the morning time 175 00:08:10.639 --> 00:08:13.120 top forty one to one point three, you know, like 176 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:16.759 some some radio stations have like a word, you. 177 00:08:16.680 --> 00:08:21.120 Know, what do you mean, like magic like cities ninety seven. 178 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:22.800 Right, But that's not their call letter. 179 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:26.720 No, it's KCTZ, which they requested because it kind of 180 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:30.399 spells cities kctzk cities. 181 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:33.399 So why didn't why don't we have like a word? 182 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:36.240 I don't know. I mean, if you looked it up 183 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:38.840 on Wikipedia, it's possible that it stood for something. I 184 00:08:38.840 --> 00:08:42.799 know there's a KDWA in Hastings, and I think there's 185 00:08:42.840 --> 00:08:45.919 a kdw H or something in Duluth. Oh, so I 186 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.279 don't know if we were all owned by the same 187 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:48.000 company or what. 188 00:08:48.399 --> 00:08:49.320 But fascinating. 189 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:52.039 Yeah, it's not really that interesting, but I think you 190 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:57.159 can request. But basically it's a radio station license. Yeah, 191 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.279 so in its essence, it is a licensed You have 192 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:03.159 a radio station and they must give you a set 193 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:04.279 of call letters. 194 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:05.919 Yeah, I looked it up one time because I thought 195 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:08.159 it would be interesting, and you're right, it really isn't 196 00:09:08.480 --> 00:09:09.320 that interesting. 197 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:16.679 Next one, Okay, here we go from Dan from Apple Valley. 198 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:21.120 Dan says, hello, my friendly dart looking friends, regarding Dave's 199 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:23.480 had of vulnerability. Dave, you know that you're not the 200 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:25.720 life of the party or Katie WB, but you're the 201 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:29.720 glue that holds really strong or freaking balls tight. Thank you, 202 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:32.000 Dan from Apple Valley. He says, I want to be 203 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.840 known as Tripod. We get it. 204 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:35.679 Okay. 205 00:09:36.039 --> 00:09:41.080 That means his wang is so big. Yeah. So here's 206 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:43.399 a funny little story that reminds me. So I read 207 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:48.679 a book by Steve Lucather. Now you don't know Steve Lucather, 208 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:51.279 but he is the guitar player from Toto and he 209 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:54.200 also played on many, many, many songs. He played guitar 210 00:09:54.320 --> 00:09:57.080 on so many pop songs. He played guitar on Michael 211 00:09:57.159 --> 00:10:01.960 Jackson's Beat It Dan and then that's him. Yeah, Eddie 212 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:04.759 van Halen did the solo, but he did the Dan 213 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:08.639 and and and and he did a bunch of other 214 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:11.200 songs that you know he And this is a this 215 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:13.559 is a dick story. So here we go. So he 216 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:15.960 is no longer allowed to speak at Berkeley College of 217 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:20.200 Music because he was talking about, you know, like being 218 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:22.120 an amazing guitar player, and he's like, yeah, I can 219 00:10:22.159 --> 00:10:24.720 do all these crazy things on my guitar, and this 220 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.080 is what he said. He said, But it's like having 221 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:30.759 a twenty inch dick. You can show it off, but 222 00:10:30.840 --> 00:10:33.279 what are you going to do with it? You know? So, 223 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:36.360 I mean, it sounds cool to have a twenty inch dick, sure, 224 00:10:36.399 --> 00:10:38.639 because you pull it out at a party and people like, wow, 225 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:41.120 can I get a picture with your dick? But what 226 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:42.039 are you going to do with it? 227 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:44.559 Nothing, It's just it's just kind of in the way 228 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:45.080 at that point. 229 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:47.000 It's kind of in the way anyway. 230 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:49.240 It's just like you can't speak here anymore, sir. 231 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:52.120 If you are into music and music history and you 232 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:55.799 remember the eighties like I do, a great book is 233 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:59.360 called The Gospel according to Luke, and it's by Steve 234 00:10:59.480 --> 00:11:03.960 Lukather It's really really good, I think, Dan. Next one 235 00:11:04.440 --> 00:11:08.200 is from Susan Dave. I'm writing because I was thinking 236 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:11.039 about your vulnerable confession today. I'm not sure where you 237 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.399 received these comments before, but I thought I would share 238 00:11:13.399 --> 00:11:17.279 my thoughts. So my confession yesterday was kind of a 239 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:21.960 vulnerable moment, and I talked about how I'm going to 240 00:11:22.039 --> 00:11:23.919 tell you the short version because I told the long 241 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:26.519 version yesterday on the show. So we were in a 242 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.559 group station trip to Mexico, and we're hanging out with 243 00:11:29.559 --> 00:11:32.600 a big, loud group of people whatever, and Steve and 244 00:11:32.679 --> 00:11:35.320 Fallon and some other people that have come along, and 245 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:37.240 so we you know, we were sitting in the lobby 246 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:38.960 of the hotel and we were drinking a little bit. 247 00:11:38.960 --> 00:11:42.759 We weren't drunk, it was still early and I was like, okay, hey, 248 00:11:42.759 --> 00:11:45.600 we're having a good time. Blah blah blah. And I said, 249 00:11:45.639 --> 00:11:47.840 I'm kind of socially awkward. I'm never the life of 250 00:11:47.840 --> 00:11:50.720 the party. I'm always kind of I'm okay, I don't 251 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:53.639 sit there looking at my phone and it's scowling, but 252 00:11:53.720 --> 00:11:56.720 I'm not the life of the party. And so I 253 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:58.960 pulled out a board like a card game like Cards 254 00:11:59.000 --> 00:12:01.360 against Humanities, said hey, you guys want to play a game, 255 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:03.519 And one of the girls, who is the life of 256 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:06.240 the party said, we're not fucking boy scouts. We're not 257 00:12:06.240 --> 00:12:08.840 going to play a game. And I felt so small 258 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:12.879 and so stupid. Thing to say, and so that was 259 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:16.679 my vulnerable moment, and I realized that I don't hang 260 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:21.480 well socially in groups. I hang well, but I don't lead. 261 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:25.080 So anyway, she said, I was surprised to hear yourself 262 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:28.039 describe yourself as not the life of a party or 263 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.519 as an awkward party guest. As the star of a 264 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.639 popular radio show, you carry many responsibilities to represent a 265 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:38.519 big money making venture, akin to a CEO. I think 266 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:40.759 you are incredibly kind to all those you encounter and 267 00:12:40.799 --> 00:12:44.759 strangers you have to accept on the show. Okay, I 268 00:12:44.759 --> 00:12:46.080 think I can do that very well. 269 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:48.960 Yeah, much like you turn it on, like sometimes you 270 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:49.799 have to turn that stuff on. 271 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:52.840 And I love it. This is me. This is the 272 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:57.240 outgoing version of me, because I'm so comfortable on the 273 00:12:57.320 --> 00:13:00.480 radio that I can do. I can be awkward on 274 00:13:00.559 --> 00:13:05.799 purpose on the radio, like and run out of things 275 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:14.120 to say and stumble and men make it awkward. I 276 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:16.799 can do it on purpose because I'm so comfortable here 277 00:13:16.840 --> 00:13:20.519 on the radio. The woman that made that terrible comment 278 00:13:20.559 --> 00:13:23.679 to offer to play a group game was not only 279 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:26.519 out of line, she made a terribly disparaging reference to 280 00:13:26.559 --> 00:13:32.559 a very important US boy Scouts. How dare she call 281 00:13:32.600 --> 00:13:35.480 them fucking boy scouts. She might have thought she was 282 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:39.879 being funny, but you don't call a children's organization using 283 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:41.879 a swear word. I listened to your show and enjoyed 284 00:13:41.960 --> 00:13:44.480 very much. Thank you, Susan. I really appreciate that. Yeah, 285 00:13:44.519 --> 00:13:46.320 it was just something that stuck with me, you know, 286 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:49.720 because in your life, people will say things to you 287 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:52.519 that stick with you. And one of my best stories 288 00:13:52.600 --> 00:13:56.279 is my grandma. When she was five, her mother had 289 00:13:56.279 --> 00:13:59.399 a friend over, and like any five year old, even 290 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:02.120 back in those days, what a five year olds do? 291 00:14:02.559 --> 00:14:04.679 Say whatever they want, and they get attention, and they 292 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.279 play and they're goofy and they're and so here's the 293 00:14:07.279 --> 00:14:10.759 little five year old and her mother is having coffee 294 00:14:10.759 --> 00:14:13.279 with her friend. And my five year old grandmother was 295 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:15.559 being goofy and silly and trying to get attention, and 296 00:14:15.639 --> 00:14:18.000 her mother said to her, shut up or be quiet. 297 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:20.320 Nobody wants to hear what you have to say. Mm. 298 00:14:21.120 --> 00:14:25.399 And that stuck with my grandma her entire life. And 299 00:14:25.440 --> 00:14:28.399 so she was shy her entire life because she was 300 00:14:28.399 --> 00:14:31.919 told that five years old, very formative years, nobody cares 301 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:33.919 what you have to say. Is there anything in your 302 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:36.759 life where somebody said, Bailey, yeah, you look like your 303 00:14:37.000 --> 00:14:39.679 cross eyed or you're drunk or anything like that. 304 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:40.039 Yeah. 305 00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:42.919 I mean I feel bad because I love my mom 306 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:45.480 so much, but a lot of things that my mom 307 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:47.399 said when I was a kid have stuck with me 308 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:51.759 my whole life. Once she got me like this skirt 309 00:14:52.039 --> 00:14:53.879 or whatever, and I tried it on and it wouldn't 310 00:14:53.919 --> 00:14:56.720 go up over my butt, and so I gave it 311 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.720 back to her and I said, it doesn't fit me. 312 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:00.960 And she's like, oh, it's doesn't fit. And then she 313 00:15:01.000 --> 00:15:02.919 went into her room and she put it on and 314 00:15:02.960 --> 00:15:05.399 it fit her, and she walked out and she said, 315 00:15:05.399 --> 00:15:08.720 this is the skirt that doesn't fit you. And I 316 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:11.919 think about that a lot. But obviously, like I love 317 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:15.759 my mom and sometimes like I have to remind myself 318 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:17.960 like all of our parents are going through life the 319 00:15:18.000 --> 00:15:19.840 first time as well, so like they don't have all 320 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:23.159 the answers. My mom's saying like making kind of like 321 00:15:23.480 --> 00:15:26.320 quips about me being fat or whatever. It's because my 322 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.559 grandma would make quips about my mom being fat. 323 00:15:28.679 --> 00:15:29.559 Oh. 324 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:32.159 So it's just like is like a cycle that I 325 00:15:32.200 --> 00:15:35.799 am trying to stop, and it is really hard because 326 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:37.600 that just goes with you for the rest of time. 327 00:15:37.720 --> 00:15:40.200 I just got bullied all the time for how I looked, 328 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:42.720 not necessarily by my mom, but like by you know, 329 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.720 bullies in school and whatever. So I am my self 330 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:49.080 confidence is trash in general. 331 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:51.120 See, and I tell Bailey all the time sort of 332 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:52.799 tongue in cheek. But I say you're kind of hot, 333 00:15:52.799 --> 00:15:54.080 and I've always thought you're kind of hot. 334 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:58.039 That's nice, thank you, because you aren't yeah, beautiful eyes, uglyes. 335 00:15:57.679 --> 00:15:59.360 Fock and I see, And I don't want to make 336 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:01.919 you feel uncomfort but I think you're kind of hot. 337 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:04.519 And I think you're actually hotter now than you were 338 00:16:04.600 --> 00:16:06.399 when I first met you ten years ago. 339 00:16:06.559 --> 00:16:08.000 Right, Okay, well that's good to know. 340 00:16:08.399 --> 00:16:10.320 Yeah, I don't know why you don't believe in yourself. 341 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:13.840 I've seen way more unattractive girls than you with tons 342 00:16:13.840 --> 00:16:14.440 of confidence. 343 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:17.000 Well yeah, I would love some, but uh yeah, I 344 00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:19.039 don't have any, just like your grandma was shy all 345 00:16:19.159 --> 00:16:20.919 or like I'm going to be an ugly girl. 346 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:21.840 On the inside forever. 347 00:16:22.279 --> 00:16:25.039 Amanda routs in. She says, I've been a longtime fan 348 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:26.639 of the show, going all the way back to leave 349 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:29.600 Volsvic pat ebers days when the song Men in Black 350 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:31.519 came out. You guys did a parody song called Men 351 00:16:31.559 --> 00:16:33.960 with Gas to the tune of Will Smith's song Men 352 00:16:34.000 --> 00:16:36.080 in Black? Can you dig that song out of the 353 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:38.279 archives and play it? Whenever I hear the Men in 354 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:40.600 Black song, I always hear your parody in my head. 355 00:16:40.600 --> 00:16:44.000 Thanks from Amanda in Waconia. 356 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:45.159 I feel like I remember that song here. 357 00:16:45.120 --> 00:16:47.399 Come the Men with Gas and we played a fart 358 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:49.559 sound effect. Yes, and it was not that big of 359 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:52.919 a hit song. I don't know if it exists anywhere 360 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:53.720 anymore or not. 361 00:16:53.919 --> 00:16:55.480 That was such a good movie because that was really 362 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:56.480 big in my household. It was. 363 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:58.159 It was Yeah, it was good Man in Black. 364 00:16:58.320 --> 00:16:59.080 Wild Wild West. 365 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:01.919 They held up the the little pen and they would 366 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:03.000 forget everything they just had. 367 00:17:03.080 --> 00:17:03.759 That's a great movie. 368 00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:06.440 We had Will Smith in the studio one time, best 369 00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:11.440 interview we ever did, Wow, And he said, I said, Will, 370 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:14.720 how do you know when a movie is working? He's like, 371 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:19.920 you know, sometimes you just know, but sometimes it's Wild 372 00:17:20.000 --> 00:17:23.599 Wild West. And I laughed because he admitted that he 373 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:26.319 knew Wild Wild West was not working. 374 00:17:26.400 --> 00:17:28.160 Yeah, that was a bad movie, but we loved it 375 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:29.039 in the house household. 376 00:17:29.160 --> 00:17:29.759 Okay, good enough. 377 00:17:29.839 --> 00:17:30.759 We loved it in general. 378 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:32.839 Thank you, Amanda, and thank you for listening all these years. 379 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:35.200 And I'm sorry I don't have that song to play 380 00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:35.880 for you. 381 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:37.920 Somewhere, deep down somewhere. 382 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:42.319 Next one, sir, good morning. Don't say my name. I'm writing. 383 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:44.960 After today's podcast you were talking about how it's weird 384 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:49.079 not having a social media account because a woman said 385 00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:51.559 I got dating the guy no social media? Is that 386 00:17:51.640 --> 00:17:56.359 a red flag? So this email continues and says, hold 387 00:17:56.400 --> 00:18:02.039 one second, Well, this is why I don't post anything. 388 00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:08.160 I do have Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, snapchat, TikTok, so it's 389 00:18:08.160 --> 00:18:09.680 not like I don't have them. I just don't post 390 00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:13.160 anything because I have an order of protection on someone 391 00:18:14.000 --> 00:18:17.000 that I'm afraid will harm me, that has broken my 392 00:18:17.240 --> 00:18:20.480 nose and knocked out a tooth in the past. My gosh, 393 00:18:20.680 --> 00:18:23.000 don't feel sorry. I'm in a much much better place 394 00:18:23.079 --> 00:18:25.319 right now. This person would be that type to look 395 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:28.039 on social media to see where I am and then 396 00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:31.680 show up at that place. So that is why I 397 00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:34.759 don't post anything on there unless it is a day 398 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:37.839 later or maybe hours later, when I've left the area. 399 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.319 So to me, it's not weird if somebody doesn't have 400 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:42.559 an account on social media. I just want to tell 401 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:45.680