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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what we're looking at here as we begin

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<v Speaker 3>in New Orleans is uh well, a localized version of

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<v Speaker 3>greyhound therapy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, taking care of the homeless.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if taking care is actually the okay

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<v Speaker 3>taking care of the homeless problem. They've got an issue

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<v Speaker 3>this weekend because guess who's playing a series of concerts

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<v Speaker 3>Oasis at the Superdome?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it in Canada? Who'd be New Orleans?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm texting forty forty thousand people and then going back

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<v Speaker 1>and forth. Okay, in New Orleans, who do they have

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<v Speaker 1>in concert? Is it jazz Fest? Taylor Swift is doing

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<v Speaker 1>a series of shows at the Superdome this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>So obviously the world stage. New Orleans is on the

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<v Speaker 3>world stage this weekend. So the mayor wants to make

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<v Speaker 3>a good impression. So they're relocating this homeless encampment that's

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<v Speaker 3>near the Superdome a couple blocks away.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you how do you relocate?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you just like this is get a moving truck

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<v Speaker 1>and put all their boxes in.

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously, road the carts up. People, get everything in those carts.

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<v Speaker 2>We're rolling, and we're.

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<v Speaker 1>Rolling instead of bread crumbs, you know, the trailer bread comes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you leave like a trail of sandwiches and a beer,

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<v Speaker 1>a beer and a sandwich, a beer and a sandwich,

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<v Speaker 1>and then make a trail to the two blocks down.

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<v Speaker 3>If you've been to New Orleans before and in that

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<v Speaker 3>area where the Superdome is, there's a couple overpasses, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's the Problemary. You've got these encampments under the overpasses

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<v Speaker 3>and they're very close proximity to the concert, and they

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<v Speaker 3>don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Look. But you know what I'm saying about this sandwich

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<v Speaker 2>and a beer. If you make a bread.

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<v Speaker 1>Crumb line from one place two blocks down, that might

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<v Speaker 1>work Ham sandwiches. We got to figure something out. We

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<v Speaker 1>got to help these people out. I'd love to know

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<v Speaker 1>how they're moving them.

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<v Speaker 3>Seriously, they wanted to get them the hell out of

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<v Speaker 3>there so they can then clean the area up so

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<v Speaker 3>it's not unsightly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, somebody said, everyone gets a free shopping cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Just put a sign two blocks down free shopping carts.

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<v Speaker 2>It happened again.

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<v Speaker 3>You said this, Now we'll go to Canada Taco Halifax, Nova, Scotia, Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>So you said this is the worst. It's happened again

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<v Speaker 2>in a very long.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to have to discuss this because we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to assume what happened here because the actual cause of

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<v Speaker 3>death of a Walmart worker is not being made public

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<v Speaker 3>other than the employee died inside the stores.

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<v Speaker 1>Walk in oven, Oh God, I thought you're gonna say

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<v Speaker 1>walk in freezer in oven. And we've had the walk

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<v Speaker 1>in freezer before, but a walk in oven.

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<v Speaker 3>My mind is going wild right now. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>know the hat exactly my first thought. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>know they had walk in ovens and a Walmart. What

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<v Speaker 3>are walk in ovens? I guess this particular Walmart's bakery

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<v Speaker 3>produces an awful lot of stuff on site there, and

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<v Speaker 3>they have a very large walk in oven.

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<v Speaker 2>A walk in oven just sounds like trouble waiting to

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<v Speaker 2>happen anyway, God, especially if you have a Walmart worker

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<v Speaker 2>who's making let's say twenty bucks an hour, let's just guesstimate, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I also have to ask, and this isn't indicated

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<v Speaker 3>in the story either, you shut the store down after this?

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<v Speaker 3>Well the investigations going on, I mean, Walmart's a big place.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gonna have to just shut down the bakery. I

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<v Speaker 3>would hope you at least shut down bakery. Well, they're

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<v Speaker 3>definitely gonna shut down the bakery. They've got to bake individual.

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<v Speaker 3>You got a suit a person. Thank God.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to got to google walk in of it

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<v Speaker 1>because I am just google images of walking of Yeah, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was, like you said, that was the first thing that

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<v Speaker 2>came to I've never heard of such a thing. Oh man, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>holy cow.

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<v Speaker 3>And usually we have at least a handful of you

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<v Speaker 3>that do any kind of given occupation.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Lord.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, it's it looks like a shed, picture of

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<v Speaker 1>backyard shed, but it's metal.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple hundred loabes of bread in that thing at

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<v Speaker 2>a time. Yeah, and now they're showing the picture.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the things is she was found dead in

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<v Speaker 1>a walk in and they're showing the Walmart. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>see talk about getting baked or tisserie chickens. Is it

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<v Speaker 1>an open casket or buffet. I'll work at Walmart for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty an hour. I'd walk two blocks for a beer

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<v Speaker 1>and a sandwich. Here in a sandwich trail. They used

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<v Speaker 1>to work for Walmart. They have the oven to put

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<v Speaker 1>bread racks in when they bake bread. So it's a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty big like, it's pretty big.

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<v Speaker 2>I walk in and we're looking at some of these pictures.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, somebody else text in Lynyrd skinnered that smell.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna even dignify that with a response, sir, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm assuming, sir, I hope, uh huh. I couldn't imagine

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<v Speaker 3>one of our three female listeners saying such a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>No, so I said, that's one way to work on

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<v Speaker 1>your tan lines, walk in of and beyond frightening to

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<v Speaker 1>think about.

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<v Speaker 3>That's beyond final destination. With the tann bed episode, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see it. I don't watch that kind of morbid stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But you told me about it where person was locked

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<v Speaker 3>into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hooked into the tanning bed. Yeah, yeah, rather tanning bed

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<v Speaker 1>than I don't know, God, all right, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to think about it. And of course there's a comment

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<v Speaker 1>and then there's New Orleans as an asshole relatively speaking. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a beautiful place in a home of jazz music.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the entire French quarter spells like you're in cole Slough.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, Taco, who are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 2>Just during that time.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's it's a pretty much anyway. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 3>Yorkshire or England for this one. Second graders at Hornsea

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<v Speaker 3>Community Primary School. I guess it's a religious school. We're

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<v Speaker 3>attending a church service. Some parents were present as well

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<v Speaker 3>for this. The students were engaged in singing a song

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<v Speaker 3>called we plow the fields and scatter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like scatter the seeds. Probably.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so some religious hymn called we plow the Fields

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<v Speaker 3>and Scatter, and they had the lyrics up on the

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<v Speaker 3>screen for the people in the church to sing along

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<v Speaker 3>if they didn't know the words, and then all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, the words disappear in hardcore porn shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Up in a church. Who's responsible?

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<v Speaker 3>The person responsible had the lyrics and the porn on

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<v Speaker 3>his laptop and apparently hit something that sent the wrong feet.

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<v Speaker 3>At some point during we Plow they went to and scattered. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they went from one type of plowing to another.

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<v Speaker 1>Or did they go from one type of scattering to scat?

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<v Speaker 3>I hope it wasn't that extreme, but my goodness, let

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