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Speaker 3: Running for it a little uh staycation in Palm Coast.
Speaker 3: Let's begin in Rome. Burglar broke into apartments Tuesday night
Speaker 3: in Rome. Mm hmm, looks like he was trying to
Speaker 3: for some goods from this homeowner. The homeowner heard a
Speaker 3: bit of a commotion.
Speaker 2: And uh tied him up with pasta. No, no, there
Speaker 2: was no posta involved. He walks out and the burglars,
Speaker 2: apparently sitting on the couch reading a book, reading a book.
Speaker 2: It was a book that the homeowner had had on
Speaker 2: the table about Greek mythology. So this guy's robbing the house.
Speaker 2: He spots his book.
Speaker 3: He was, Oh, that's this looks interesting since step starts
Speaker 3: reading it. This is what ended up getting him caught.
Speaker 3: Gave the homeowner time to call police. They're on their way.
Speaker 3: He gets startled as the homeowner comes out and catches
Speaker 3: him reading the book on the sofa, goes to try
Speaker 3: to make his way out the way he came in
Speaker 3: over the balcony. Cops are down there waiting for him.
Speaker 2: Reading is fundamental. Yeah, readers are winners. But there there's
Speaker 2: got to be more to this story. Is he a
Speaker 2: neighbor that's like maybe across the way and said, Wow,
Speaker 2: look at that book over there. That's really good. I
Speaker 2: know I'll climb over the balcony, go in the back
Speaker 2: window and start reading it.
Speaker 3: Great theory, Taco Bob. Except for the bag of items
Speaker 3: that this guy had stolen from apparently several other places
Speaker 3: along his little crime spree.
Speaker 2: Well, he's gonna have total time, plenty of time in
Speaker 2: the lock up. Greek mythology. You'll be reading, he'll be
Speaker 2: reading his ass off in there. You ever read any
Speaker 2: Greek mythology, I told you, that's why I'm not in Europe, dude.
Speaker 2: Humanity scared me off of it when I had to
Speaker 2: study columns of buildings and stuff like that, you know,
Speaker 2: the big colisseums and what I mean. The tigers eating
Speaker 2: people was cool in the arena or in the colosseums,
Speaker 2: but other than that, the pillars scared me away. I
Speaker 2: did not like humanities class.
Speaker 3: I still don't know how all of that is boiled
Speaker 3: down to the phrase I'm not a europe dude.
Speaker 2: That I'm just I'd rather go and sit on a beach.
Speaker 2: I know they have beaches in Europe to don't bullow
Speaker 2: up the text on on me. But it's the columns,
Speaker 2: the columns, it's it's like a seven hour flight, the
Speaker 2: old churches and all that's sane stuff. It's not interesting
Speaker 2: to me. Pat it's a seven hour flight. Eh. That sucks.
Speaker 2: Then then you have to, you know, walk around all
Speaker 2: day and look at you know, things that I saw
Speaker 2: in humanities class and didn't like. Look what if what
Speaker 2: if I had said to you, hey, Taco, I have
Speaker 2: got free tickets and airfare to go over to Dublin
Speaker 2: for the FSU Georgia Tech game this week. Of course
Speaker 2: I'd go to Dublin because it's Ireland. I know that's
Speaker 2: in Europe, but and it's an FSU game. I just
Speaker 2: I'm not a europe dude. That's my family went to
Speaker 2: Europe and my daughter was studying over it in France
Speaker 2: the other day or the other week, or a couple
Speaker 2: months ago, whatever. I chose not to go for two reasons.
Speaker 2: I'm not a europe dude, and I didn't have the money.
Speaker 2: You've got to put that in your headstone, Taco Bob
Speaker 2: d D. I told you my dad saying, do you
Speaker 2: remember what it was?
Speaker 3: I logged out, logged out before ever logging.
Speaker 2: In, yep. And I busted him on it. I said, Dad,
Speaker 2: you know that phone you're on and that iPad you're on,
Speaker 2: you're logged in right now, buddy. You can't put it
Speaker 2: on your headstone anymore.
Speaker 3: It's been a little while since we've had the drunk
Speaker 3: toddler at the restaurant's story pop up.
Speaker 2: Hold on, somebody said seven hour flight, but dot dot
Speaker 2: dot free booze on the flight. Is that true? I
Speaker 2: don't remember that with our Dublin flight. Then again, I
Speaker 2: don't really remember the Dublin flight because you were blocked
Speaker 2: out the bar before. No, I wasn't. That's a heavy
Speaker 2: phrase to throw out somebody.
Speaker 3: Pat Selena's cal California family there is urging parents to
Speaker 3: be cautious after their two year old daughter was served
Speaker 3: alcohol at the Fujiama, Japanese restaurants when they went out
Speaker 3: the other night.
Speaker 2: She was swaying, she was falling over, she was leaning
Speaker 2: on the walls. She couldn't hold her head up, she
Speaker 2: was learning her words.
Speaker 3: Mom and dad ordered the toddler apple juice. She was
Speaker 3: served rice wine.
Speaker 2: That could kill her. Well, it's a two year old, right.
Speaker 3: She did rock out a point one to two blood
Speaker 3: alcohol level.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm surprised. It wasn't one of the norms
Speaker 2: that we hear, you know, it was like a sake
Speaker 2: place or whatever. I'm surprised they wasn't, you know, one.
Speaker 3: Of the casual dining establishment chains.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, So bottom was give them to the kids.
Speaker 3: There was an explanation given that the wine that was
Speaker 3: sir Uh accidentally to the toddler was being stored in
Speaker 3: the kitchen in a large plastic jug that had been
Speaker 3: used for apple juice, and the apple juice label was
Speaker 3: still on the jug.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I guess it was like cooking wine or something.
Speaker 2: But who could Who could put wine in a jug
Speaker 2: that says apple juice on it and not peel off
Speaker 2: the label?
Speaker 3: Somebody worked in the back who knew what it was
Speaker 3: and didn't think anyone. No one's gonna pour this into
Speaker 3: a zippy cup. Wow, look at the look at the
Speaker 3: little one. She's sucking that stuff down. Another one, another round?
Speaker 2: Hold on, she she's blacked out. Let's talkle On a flight,
Speaker 2: somebody said, Oh, I'm sorry, I follow up to the
Speaker 2: free drinking I believe was the Uh no, somebody else.
Speaker 2: I drank free Warsteiner beer all the way from Orlando
Speaker 2: to Germany. All right, different different flights, different folks.
Speaker 3: Because I know, I'm not aware of the international in
Speaker 3: flight policies of the various airlines as to their beverage
Speaker 3: service complimentary or non.
Speaker 2: And you know I'm not because well, what's the answer.
Speaker 2: You're just ten, I'm not a europe dude, that too. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's just easier to go right over to the Caribbean. Man,
Speaker 2: it's a quick flight.
Speaker 3: We got another idiot who decided that it wasn't close
Speaker 3: enough at the zoo to see the Bengal tiger, but
Speaker 3: to rather jump over the fence and into the Bengal
Speaker 3: tiger enclosure. This at a zoo in New Jersey, the
Speaker 3: kanakt Zoo, and bridgeton the video footage of her. This
Speaker 3: this tiger would have eaten her if it had the chance.
Speaker 3: So there's a like a wooden fence, then there's a
Speaker 3: restraining area. Then there there's a wrought iron type cage fence,
Speaker 3: which she then walked up to and put her arm through,
Speaker 3: right into the Bengal tiger's face.
Speaker 2: Well, see we've seen that that one before with the
Speaker 2: Remember the one guy who put his arm in to
Speaker 2: do something I got eaten off right and yeah, bit
Speaker 2: his eyes like oh my arm, my hand, my arm. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The video footage of this rocket scientist on our website
Speaker 3: in Facebook page as well.
Speaker 2: Did she at least TikTok it? No?
Speaker 3: No, somebody else caught the clip of this. They're still
Speaker 3: looking looking at her. They're still looking for her. That's
Speaker 3: why they put it out there, trying to identify her. Wow, Sorry,
Speaker 3: I turned idiot. I had my volume up tiger, bite
Speaker 3: the arm off and beat her over the head with it.
Speaker 3: That's not possible, Not a europe Tiger.
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