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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one oh

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<v Speaker 1>one one do w jr R, but your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 1>all right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This hour brought you by jrr's tripping Thursday. What is

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<v Speaker 2>that taco bam is a heck of a trip, is

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<v Speaker 2>what it is. Uh. If you're not following us on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 2>it's at one oh one one w JRR this trip

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<v Speaker 2>on this trip and Thursday, four day, three nights day

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<v Speaker 2>at the Hammock Beach golfer zortan spa that includes a

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<v Speaker 2>round of golf for two people. That place is nice too,

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<v Speaker 2>so if you haven't enteredy yet at one oh one

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<v Speaker 2>one w JRR going to getting the.

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<v Speaker 3>Running for it a little uh staycation in Palm Coast.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's begin in Rome. Burglar broke into apartments Tuesday night

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<v Speaker 3>in Rome. Mm hmm, looks like he was trying to

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<v Speaker 3>for some goods from this homeowner. The homeowner heard a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of a commotion.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh tied him up with pasta. No, no, there

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<v Speaker 2>was no posta involved. He walks out and the burglars,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently sitting on the couch reading a book, reading a book.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a book that the homeowner had had on

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<v Speaker 2>the table about Greek mythology. So this guy's robbing the house.

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<v Speaker 2>He spots his book.

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<v Speaker 3>He was, Oh, that's this looks interesting since step starts

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<v Speaker 3>reading it. This is what ended up getting him caught.

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<v Speaker 3>Gave the homeowner time to call police. They're on their way.

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<v Speaker 3>He gets startled as the homeowner comes out and catches

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<v Speaker 3>him reading the book on the sofa, goes to try

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<v Speaker 3>to make his way out the way he came in

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<v Speaker 3>over the balcony. Cops are down there waiting for him.

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<v Speaker 2>Reading is fundamental. Yeah, readers are winners. But there there's

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<v Speaker 2>got to be more to this story. Is he a

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<v Speaker 2>neighbor that's like maybe across the way and said, Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>look at that book over there. That's really good. I

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<v Speaker 2>know I'll climb over the balcony, go in the back

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<v Speaker 2>window and start reading it.

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<v Speaker 3>Great theory, Taco Bob. Except for the bag of items

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<v Speaker 3>that this guy had stolen from apparently several other places

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<v Speaker 3>along his little crime spree.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he's gonna have total time, plenty of time in

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<v Speaker 2>the lock up. Greek mythology. You'll be reading, he'll be

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<v Speaker 2>reading his ass off in there. You ever read any

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<v Speaker 2>Greek mythology, I told you, that's why I'm not in Europe, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Humanity scared me off of it when I had to

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<v Speaker 2>study columns of buildings and stuff like that, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the big colisseums and what I mean. The tigers eating

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<v Speaker 2>people was cool in the arena or in the colosseums,

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<v Speaker 2>but other than that, the pillars scared me away. I

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<v Speaker 2>did not like humanities class.

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<v Speaker 3>I still don't know how all of that is boiled

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<v Speaker 3>down to the phrase I'm not a europe dude.

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<v Speaker 2>That I'm just I'd rather go and sit on a beach.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they have beaches in Europe to don't bullow

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<v Speaker 2>up the text on on me. But it's the columns,

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<v Speaker 2>the columns, it's it's like a seven hour flight, the

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<v Speaker 2>old churches and all that's sane stuff. It's not interesting

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Pat it's a seven hour flight. Eh. That sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Then then you have to, you know, walk around all

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<v Speaker 2>day and look at you know, things that I saw

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<v Speaker 2>in humanities class and didn't like. Look what if what

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<v Speaker 2>if I had said to you, hey, Taco, I have

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<v Speaker 2>got free tickets and airfare to go over to Dublin

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<v Speaker 2>for the FSU Georgia Tech game this week. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>I'd go to Dublin because it's Ireland. I know that's

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<v Speaker 2>in Europe, but and it's an FSU game. I just

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a europe dude. That's my family went to

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<v Speaker 2>Europe and my daughter was studying over it in France

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<v Speaker 2>the other day or the other week, or a couple

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, whatever. I chose not to go for two reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a europe dude, and I didn't have the money.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to put that in your headstone, Taco Bob

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<v Speaker 2>d D. I told you my dad saying, do you

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<v Speaker 2>remember what it was?

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<v Speaker 3>I logged out, logged out before ever logging.

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<v Speaker 2>In, yep. And I busted him on it. I said, Dad,

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<v Speaker 2>you know that phone you're on and that iPad you're on,

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<v Speaker 2>you're logged in right now, buddy. You can't put it

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<v Speaker 2>on your headstone anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been a little while since we've had the drunk

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<v Speaker 3>toddler at the restaurant's story pop up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, somebody said seven hour flight, but dot dot

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<v Speaker 2>dot free booze on the flight. Is that true? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember that with our Dublin flight. Then again, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really remember the Dublin flight because you were blocked

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<v Speaker 2>out the bar before. No, I wasn't. That's a heavy

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<v Speaker 2>phrase to throw out somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat Selena's cal California family there is urging parents to

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<v Speaker 3>be cautious after their two year old daughter was served

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<v Speaker 3>alcohol at the Fujiama, Japanese restaurants when they went out

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<v Speaker 3>the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>She was swaying, she was falling over, she was leaning

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<v Speaker 2>on the walls. She couldn't hold her head up, she

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<v Speaker 2>was learning her words.

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<v Speaker 3>Mom and dad ordered the toddler apple juice. She was

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<v Speaker 3>served rice wine.

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<v Speaker 2>That could kill her. Well, it's a two year old, right.

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<v Speaker 3>She did rock out a point one to two blood

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<v Speaker 3>alcohol level.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I'm surprised. It wasn't one of the norms

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<v Speaker 2>that we hear, you know, it was like a sake

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<v Speaker 2>place or whatever. I'm surprised they wasn't, you know, one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the casual dining establishment chains.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly, So bottom was give them to the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>There was an explanation given that the wine that was

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<v Speaker 3>sir Uh accidentally to the toddler was being stored in

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<v Speaker 3>the kitchen in a large plastic jug that had been

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<v Speaker 3>used for apple juice, and the apple juice label was

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<v Speaker 3>still on the jug.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it was like cooking wine or something.

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<v Speaker 2>But who could Who could put wine in a jug

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<v Speaker 2>that says apple juice on it and not peel off

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<v Speaker 2>the label?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody worked in the back who knew what it was

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<v Speaker 3>and didn't think anyone. No one's gonna pour this into

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<v Speaker 3>a zippy cup. Wow, look at the look at the

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<v Speaker 3>little one. She's sucking that stuff down. Another one, another round?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, she she's blacked out. Let's talkle On a flight,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody said, Oh, I'm sorry, I follow up to the

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<v Speaker 2>free drinking I believe was the Uh no, somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>I drank free Warsteiner beer all the way from Orlando

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<v Speaker 2>to Germany. All right, different different flights, different folks.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I know, I'm not aware of the international in

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<v Speaker 3>flight policies of the various airlines as to their beverage

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<v Speaker 3>service complimentary or non.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know I'm not because well, what's the answer.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just ten, I'm not a europe dude, that too. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just easier to go right over to the Caribbean. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a quick flight.

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<v Speaker 3>We got another idiot who decided that it wasn't close

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<v Speaker 3>enough at the zoo to see the Bengal tiger, but

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<v Speaker 3>to rather jump over the fence and into the Bengal

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<v Speaker 3>tiger enclosure. This at a zoo in New Jersey, the

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<v Speaker 3>kanakt Zoo, and bridgeton the video footage of her. This

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<v Speaker 3>this tiger would have eaten her if it had the chance.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's a like a wooden fence, then there's a

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<v Speaker 3>restraining area. Then there there's a wrought iron type cage fence,

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<v Speaker 3>which she then walked up to and put her arm through,

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<v Speaker 3>right into the Bengal tiger's face.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, see we've seen that that one before with the

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<v Speaker 2>Remember the one guy who put his arm in to

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<v Speaker 2>do something I got eaten off right and yeah, bit

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<v Speaker 2>his eyes like oh my arm, my hand, my arm. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The video footage of this rocket scientist on our website

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<v Speaker 3>in Facebook page as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she at least TikTok it? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, somebody else caught the clip of this. They're still

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<v Speaker 3>looking looking at her. They're still looking for her. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why they put it out there, trying to identify her. Wow, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I turned idiot. I had my volume up tiger, bite

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<v Speaker 3>the arm off and beat her over the head with it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not possible, Not a europe Tiger.

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