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<v Speaker 1>Speaking of basketball, Thunder and Nugs last night?

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<v Speaker 2>Who was speaking of basketball? You just said, she said,

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<v Speaker 2>I want an award.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you you're not gonna win an award

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<v Speaker 1>for that because the Nuggets got eliminated.

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<v Speaker 3>Already went at it with I'll show you're gone ruin it,

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<v Speaker 3>except sim be pursuing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I hold out shaw shame through the sewer. Kid, Now

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<v Speaker 2>what chill in that day?

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<v Speaker 3>Eagle?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're doing it. Three your clocking on the dot.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a habit for my house? Or go fa? Is

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<v Speaker 2>how it started? Kid? Cratt, It show that enough multiply

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<v Speaker 2>like a rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>Tune in so.

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<v Speaker 2>Out, creak it up, beat the habit. I'm out with

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<v Speaker 2>a friend, rocketing on the radio. My whole boys getting

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<v Speaker 2>talking on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time to do this. Falls all Bababy, we go,

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<v Speaker 1>Kat Christine.

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<v Speaker 2>All up on my baby boom.

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<v Speaker 1>We are inside the looking glass closing in on BFD.

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<v Speaker 1>It's this Sunday dose Eki's pavilion. Couldn't be more excited

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<v Speaker 1>about that. We're all gonna be hanging out there. We

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<v Speaker 1>hope you are too. This is the world famous Ben

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<v Speaker 1>and Skin Show. Thank you for making us a part

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<v Speaker 1>of your daily routine. I'm Ben Rogers, Tom Cruise's best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Also joining us today as a guy Tom Cruise doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know and we'll never know, Jeff skin Wait.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Ben, it's good to be your personal assistant.

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<v Speaker 1>Also joining us is the pride and joy of only

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<v Speaker 1>Texas guy who dabbled between JV and varsity and his

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<v Speaker 1>sports career, Kevin Turner.

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<v Speaker 2>Show me the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I love your catch phrase, Dude, that is sick. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll never win, Tom over that too many people do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Also joining us is a woman who is the pride

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<v Speaker 1>and joy of oatmeal Pizza. She's a total badass, a

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<v Speaker 1>guitar shritter, Christina Kray Cornbread little baby Bread Ray. Hell.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is going to sound very offensive. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to offend you. It's struck me as weird

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<v Speaker 1>that you called her a woman me too, Okay, good

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm not a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's you know, age of a woman. But right,

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<v Speaker 2>you call her a piece of meat.

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<v Speaker 1>I call her a woman. I don't understand. Now, you

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<v Speaker 1>can't too far. Don't project on me. Hey, he's a

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<v Speaker 1>woman in the world and I'm showing her respect, right, Christina, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>I am technically a woman, but it's weird myself now.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to a successful business woman, Christina baby corn bread Ray.

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<v Speaker 2>The farthest thing from a successful business woman. I'm I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, blond boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like woman does not befit someone who is

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<v Speaker 1>known as little baby corn Broo. Okay, but wait, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>It's KT you refer to as a piece of meat KT.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't call him a boy to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a man among men, Kevin Turner, He is not a

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<v Speaker 1>man to me either, Well because we're so much younger

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<v Speaker 1>than Yeah, I consider you a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, and I can see that. Well yeah, not

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<v Speaker 2>a healthy one, but ana man, I will indulge, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like ice cream? Yeah man, yeah, man. Well the vending

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<v Speaker 2>machine is empty today, sir, the one that they just

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<v Speaker 2>open it empty. Check that I forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Check.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm relying on that for my lunch today, so I

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<v Speaker 2>really need it to be full. Oh no, Hey, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good band named vending machine lunch. Let's go raid

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<v Speaker 2>that thing, okay, right now, yeah and push people around

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<v Speaker 2>next break. You didn't you didn't get to eat lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's skin order lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>And he's rich Okay, I mean that would be great,

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<v Speaker 3>but yeah, it's just been it's been a busy week

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<v Speaker 3>and we got BFD coming up to just a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of chaos going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have time to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, none of y'all's chaos matters. What matters is my chaos. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>day like today. Yeah, man, I'm under a lot of pressure, Christina.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you are.

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<v Speaker 1>You know by the way, I got a text message

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<v Speaker 1>from my other best Friendroy. My two best friends in

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<v Speaker 1>the world are Tom Cruise and Mike's Roy. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you want from me? I'm a badass. That's incredible, he

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<v Speaker 1>texted me yesterday. It is pretty incredible. Man, Tom Cruise

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<v Speaker 1>got chills. No, Mike Troy Okay, Dallas Observer, host of

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<v Speaker 1>the Year, Christina's talented boyfriend, and uh, I got a

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<v Speaker 1>chance to be the first guest ever tonight on cirtin Deuceroy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's incredible, Iday, I see certain Desceroy.

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of mumble it, yeah, certain Desroy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh, that's incredible because the last time they did

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<v Speaker 1>a show, Mike started off telling a story about taking

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<v Speaker 1>a dump in Christina's condo that she's trying to sell. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm trying to say is by the way, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>this my interaction with Tom Cruise, which is real. It's

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<v Speaker 1>happening tonight at some point between four pm and six pm. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so short, I can squeeze it in. Yeah, with the show. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be a saying hearing you during the four and

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<v Speaker 1>five o'clock hour. Well, I look forward to that, said

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<v Speaker 1>too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeap.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is I'm sneaking out of here. Ai

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<v Speaker 1>is going to represent me on the show. This is

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<v Speaker 1>basically going to play out exactly like Minority Report. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's already a hiccup. Oh, I'm supposed to meet

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Cruise today. I'm going to introduce him at a

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<v Speaker 1>theater in Dallas. It's really cool what he's doing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>going around to multiple theaters throughout Dallas Fort Worth. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go to see Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a chance right before the movie starts that the lights

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<v Speaker 1>will come on or a spotlight will come on, and

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<v Speaker 1>somebody will be there and they'll introduce Tom Cruise to

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<v Speaker 1>come speak to the audience, at which point he will

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<v Speaker 1>just say, hey, thank you for going to the movie

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<v Speaker 1>theaters right that, thank you for coming to see this

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<v Speaker 1>like sincerely authentically, like Vin Diesel did in that SNL sketch.

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<v Speaker 1>And so at one of those theaters, I will be

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<v Speaker 1>the one to introduce Tom Cruise. So I am told

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<v Speaker 1>I get sixty to ninety seconds with him. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big deal there. You know what I've been thinking?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do? Do I pitch him a screen play?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I try to get him to.

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<v Speaker 1>Invest in our side business that we're invested in? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I try to get him to a liner for our

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<v Speaker 1>radio show? Get him buy iHeart? Do I do I

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<v Speaker 1>get him to take a selfie with me? Or do

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<v Speaker 1>I bring a glove and ball and have a catch.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that'd be great, dude, if you came walking out

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<v Speaker 1>of a cornfield while he's standing there. So that's happening today,

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<v Speaker 1>although the person in charge of it I can't reach them.

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<v Speaker 2>It has become a play.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm having a hard time getting in touch with

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<v Speaker 1>my contact who made it all happen. They're with Tom

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<v Speaker 1>right now. They're busy. They're super busy. Yeah, man, they

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 2>They're with him. He wanted to try some barbecue today.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're probably a pecan lodge anyways, it's tom cruise day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that I'm the and by the way, invited

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<v Speaker 1>my son to be a part of this, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm good. Not so many words, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, goes Dad, I'll go if you want me

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<v Speaker 1>to go, but if you have somebody else that you'd rather, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Should have told him.

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<v Speaker 1>It was theo Von by the way, stumbled across that

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<v Speaker 1>recently is the idea that it's a dumb guy that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I know that's what makes me Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd always heard his name, and then I watched it

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty seconds like this is the biggest no nothing

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever heard talk about anything.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the whole thing, okay, good is that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanted to make sure that all this time I had

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<v Speaker 1>been missing out on something super informed, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>just stumbled into that by accident. Anyways, throughout the day,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have updates and then hopefully there's audio and video

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<v Speaker 1>to show and share with you guys yesterday or tomorrow. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already all frazzled, nervous. I'm so nervous. Tom I

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<v Speaker 1>am bringing breath mints. He's like, yo, that sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to host the show tomorrow. If TC, I

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<v Speaker 2>love your fake Tom cruise, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>If TC gets footage of you making out with Tom

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<v Speaker 1>after some breath mints, I'll be so happy man. All Right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>TC is coming with me to film my interaction with TC.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up next, skin Where are you going

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<v Speaker 1>to take us in things? Skin Weight is tracking?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you feel like if something so incredible happened,

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<v Speaker 1>it was going to change your life forever, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they took it away from you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll talk about that, Nat,
