Speaker 1: Speaking of basketball, Thunder and Nugs last night?
Speaker 2: Who was speaking of basketball? You just said, she said,
Speaker 2: I want an award.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you you're not gonna win an award
Speaker 1: for that because the Nuggets got eliminated.
Speaker 3: Already went at it with I'll show you're gone ruin it,
Speaker 3: except sim be pursuing it.
Speaker 2: I hold out shaw shame through the sewer. Kid, Now
Speaker 2: what chill in that day?
Speaker 3: Eagle?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing it. Three your clocking on the dot.
Speaker 2: Got a habit for my house? Or go fa? Is
Speaker 2: how it started? Kid? Cratt, It show that enough multiply
Speaker 2: like a rabbit.
Speaker 1: Tune in so.
Speaker 2: Out, creak it up, beat the habit. I'm out with
Speaker 2: a friend, rocketing on the radio. My whole boys getting
Speaker 2: talking on the radio.
Speaker 1: It's time to do this. Falls all Bababy, we go,
Speaker 1: Kat Christine.
Speaker 2: All up on my baby boom.
Speaker 1: We are inside the looking glass closing in on BFD.
Speaker 1: It's this Sunday dose Eki's pavilion. Couldn't be more excited
Speaker 1: about that. We're all gonna be hanging out there. We
Speaker 1: hope you are too. This is the world famous Ben
Speaker 1: and Skin Show. Thank you for making us a part
Speaker 1: of your daily routine. I'm Ben Rogers, Tom Cruise's best friend.
Speaker 1: Also joining us today as a guy Tom Cruise doesn't
Speaker 1: know and we'll never know, Jeff skin Wait.
Speaker 2: Hi, Ben, it's good to be your personal assistant.
Speaker 1: Also joining us is the pride and joy of only
Speaker 1: Texas guy who dabbled between JV and varsity and his
Speaker 1: sports career, Kevin Turner.
Speaker 2: Show me the money.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love your catch phrase, Dude, that is sick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll never win, Tom over that too many people do that.
Speaker 1: Also joining us is a woman who is the pride
Speaker 1: and joy of oatmeal Pizza. She's a total badass, a
Speaker 1: guitar shritter, Christina Kray Cornbread little baby Bread Ray. Hell.
Speaker 1: And this is going to sound very offensive. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm about to offend you. It's struck me as weird
Speaker 1: that you called her a woman me too, Okay, good
Speaker 1: that I'm not a.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's you know, age of a woman. But right,
Speaker 2: you call her a piece of meat.
Speaker 1: I call her a woman. I don't understand. Now, you
Speaker 1: can't too far. Don't project on me. Hey, he's a
Speaker 1: woman in the world and I'm showing her respect, right, Christina, No,
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 2: I am technically a woman, but it's weird myself now.
Speaker 1: Going to a successful business woman, Christina baby corn bread Ray.
Speaker 2: The farthest thing from a successful business woman. I'm I
Speaker 2: don't know, blond boy.
Speaker 1: I feel like woman does not befit someone who is
Speaker 1: known as little baby corn Broo. Okay, but wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's KT you refer to as a piece of meat KT.
Speaker 1: But I don't call him a boy to go to
Speaker 1: a man among men, Kevin Turner, He is not a
Speaker 1: man to me either, Well because we're so much younger
Speaker 1: than Yeah, I consider you a snack.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, and I can see that. Well yeah, not
Speaker 2: a healthy one, but ana man, I will indulge, yeah,
Speaker 2: like ice cream? Yeah man, yeah, man. Well the vending
Speaker 2: machine is empty today, sir, the one that they just
Speaker 2: open it empty. Check that I forgot.
Speaker 1: Check.
Speaker 2: I'm relying on that for my lunch today, so I
Speaker 2: really need it to be full. Oh no, Hey, that's
Speaker 2: a good band named vending machine lunch. Let's go raid
Speaker 2: that thing, okay, right now, yeah and push people around
Speaker 2: next break. You didn't you didn't get to eat lunch.
Speaker 2: Let's let's skin order lunch.
Speaker 3: And he's rich Okay, I mean that would be great,
Speaker 3: but yeah, it's just been it's been a busy week
Speaker 3: and we got BFD coming up to just a lot
Speaker 3: of chaos going on.
Speaker 2: I didn't have time to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, none of y'all's chaos matters. What matters is my chaos. Yeah,
Speaker 1: day like today. Yeah, man, I'm under a lot of pressure, Christina.
Speaker 2: I know you are.
Speaker 1: You know by the way, I got a text message
Speaker 1: from my other best Friendroy. My two best friends in
Speaker 1: the world are Tom Cruise and Mike's Roy. What do
Speaker 1: you want from me? I'm a badass. That's incredible, he
Speaker 1: texted me yesterday. It is pretty incredible. Man, Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: got chills. No, Mike Troy Okay, Dallas Observer, host of
Speaker 1: the Year, Christina's talented boyfriend, and uh, I got a
Speaker 1: chance to be the first guest ever tonight on cirtin Deuceroy.
Speaker 1: That's incredible, Iday, I see certain Desceroy.
Speaker 2: You kind of mumble it, yeah, certain Desroy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, that's incredible because the last time they did
Speaker 1: a show, Mike started off telling a story about taking
Speaker 1: a dump in Christina's condo that she's trying to sell. Uh,
Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is by the way, Uh,
Speaker 1: this my interaction with Tom Cruise, which is real. It's
Speaker 1: happening tonight at some point between four pm and six pm. Well,
Speaker 1: so short, I can squeeze it in. Yeah, with the show. Well,
Speaker 1: it'll be a saying hearing you during the four and
Speaker 1: five o'clock hour. Well, I look forward to that, said
Speaker 1: too much.
Speaker 2: Yeap.
Speaker 1: All I know is I'm sneaking out of here. Ai
Speaker 1: is going to represent me on the show. This is
Speaker 1: basically going to play out exactly like Minority Report. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's there's already a hiccup. Oh, I'm supposed to meet
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise today. I'm going to introduce him at a
Speaker 1: theater in Dallas. It's really cool what he's doing. He's
Speaker 1: going around to multiple theaters throughout Dallas Fort Worth. If
Speaker 1: you go to see Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning, there's
Speaker 1: a chance right before the movie starts that the lights
Speaker 1: will come on or a spotlight will come on, and
Speaker 1: somebody will be there and they'll introduce Tom Cruise to
Speaker 1: come speak to the audience, at which point he will
Speaker 1: just say, hey, thank you for going to the movie
Speaker 1: theaters right that, thank you for coming to see this
Speaker 1: like sincerely authentically, like Vin Diesel did in that SNL sketch.
Speaker 1: And so at one of those theaters, I will be
Speaker 1: the one to introduce Tom Cruise. So I am told
Speaker 1: I get sixty to ninety seconds with him. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a big deal there. You know what I've been thinking?
Speaker 2: What do I do? Do I pitch him a screen play?
Speaker 2: Do I try to get him to.
Speaker 1: Invest in our side business that we're invested in? Do
Speaker 1: I try to get him to a liner for our
Speaker 1: radio show? Get him buy iHeart? Do I do I
Speaker 1: get him to take a selfie with me? Or do
Speaker 1: I bring a glove and ball and have a catch.
Speaker 1: Oh that'd be great, dude, if you came walking out
Speaker 1: of a cornfield while he's standing there. So that's happening today,
Speaker 1: although the person in charge of it I can't reach them.
Speaker 2: It has become a play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm having a hard time getting in touch with
Speaker 1: my contact who made it all happen. They're with Tom
Speaker 1: right now. They're busy. They're super busy. Yeah, man, they
Speaker 1: got a lot going on.
Speaker 2: They're with him. He wanted to try some barbecue today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're probably a pecan lodge anyways, it's tom cruise day.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that I'm the and by the way, invited
Speaker 1: my son to be a part of this, and he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm good. Not so many words, but he
Speaker 1: was like, goes Dad, I'll go if you want me
Speaker 1: to go, but if you have somebody else that you'd rather, you.
Speaker 2: Should have told him.
Speaker 1: It was theo Von by the way, stumbled across that
Speaker 1: recently is the idea that it's a dumb guy that
Speaker 1: doesn't know anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I know that's what makes me Michael.
Speaker 1: I'd always heard his name, and then I watched it
Speaker 1: for thirty seconds like this is the biggest no nothing
Speaker 1: I've ever heard talk about anything.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing, okay, good is that I.
Speaker 1: Wanted to make sure that all this time I had
Speaker 1: been missing out on something super informed, and then I
Speaker 1: just stumbled into that by accident. Anyways, throughout the day,
Speaker 1: we'll have updates and then hopefully there's audio and video
Speaker 1: to show and share with you guys yesterday or tomorrow. See,
Speaker 1: I'm already all frazzled, nervous. I'm so nervous. Tom I
Speaker 1: am bringing breath mints. He's like, yo, that sounds fun.
Speaker 2: I'd like to host the show tomorrow. If TC, I
Speaker 2: love your fake Tom cruise, that's good.
Speaker 1: If TC gets footage of you making out with Tom
Speaker 1: after some breath mints, I'll be so happy man. All Right, yeah,
Speaker 1: TC is coming with me to film my interaction with TC.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, skin Where are you going
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Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: What would you feel like if something so incredible happened,
Speaker 1: it was going to change your life forever, and then
Speaker 1: they took it away from you.
Speaker 2: I'll talk about that, Nat,