Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mix in some vodka. Color a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome, and thanks for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Did you see that bicyclists
going by Mark? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I was too busy watching you eat. That's more interesting
than me, Matt mad.
Speaker 2: Somebody watches. Somebody's watching. You know what I got here?
A little gift from a listener. Let me see if
I can do this right? Put it on the ceiling
there and they were. It came with specific, specific instructions.
Do not let Laura play with this.
Speaker 4: She's so happy.
Speaker 5: It's got different, it's got it curves straight.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what's the disease with the curve?
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: Again disappear now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, exactly. But it is weird, right, It's got
to be a certain distance because I couldn't get it
to work. Back wall. Yeah, trying on the back wall.
Let's see if it happened trying over my head too farwhead.
That would be the greatest.
Speaker 4: Nobody would know.
Speaker 5: Don't lose it on the black walls normal.
Speaker 2: Don't people get weird where they like put a red dot,
like a laser dot, like people.
Speaker 7: Freak, was pissed off someone did that the other day?
Speaker 2: What that was? Pissed off? Someone did that? You did?
What a red thing?
Speaker 8: On?
Speaker 2: When did they do that? It was? It was yesterday?
What like a little red dawn on?
Speaker 4: You worry about Laura. She's taking up the rest of
the show.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, she's like a cat with
a laser.
Speaker 4: This is I feel like every time she looked up
her mouth open.
Speaker 2: I don't it's like pennies from heaven.
Speaker 9: We have.
Speaker 5: Though, Yeah, a curved straight on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flash flash that might be all up in something.
Speaker 10: Oh no, your dolls, your balls, and then that could
be a this is so much fun.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, it's hers right.
Speaker 2: I was told to keep it out of her hands.
The listener said it go. Laura touched this. As soon
as I see Laura again, I'm gonna bring this right out.
I gotta bring it right.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be the same person and keeps sending stuff probably,
I mean.
Speaker 2: While though for this place. Yeah, it might be I
have to do. That's kind of interesting. One ten package landing.
Yeah a million times I didn't send it. Are you
trying to say, like.
Speaker 6: I'm just think he's been told that we're right next
to Mac of All Trades so you could google that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is literally called dick Lasers.
Speaker 2: Ye, Dick Lazer, dick Lasers dot com. And then there's
a flash line on the other end in case you
gets stuck somewhere.
Speaker 5: I really want to bring it to a wild wood
with me next this week and I.
Speaker 2: Feel free this. Yeah, see if you can, because uh,
take that with you and then send us pictures of
you shooting very far. It's not going to go very far.
But if you're in front of somebody and you're a
little bit high and you put that, you can have
dicks near the ass. You can think, you know what
I mean, when you go.
Speaker 5: When you go far away. I'm trying to put a
deck on mark right now.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of people are trying to put there's
a statement we haven't heard in a long time. It
doesn't fades out. Yeah, he's dick resistant. Wow, I remember
that Dick proof. Oh it's not his face. He's got
a dick on his face. All right, well, okay, child,
thank you, there you go. Yeah, you know listener doesn't
want her to have it. She doesn't have it, Okay,
get it back.
Speaker 4: This is like he's at school.
Speaker 2: He turned into a teacher over here all of a sudden.
Wonder it just came out? It did? You will get
this at the end of the year, hesitation.
Speaker 3: I must say at least ten times a day. Put
that in your book bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I could. What I can see that.
Speaker 5: I'm going to call your mom.
Speaker 2: Did everybody have I saw Matt's post yesterday with his
three kids. Nice picture. Yeah, I mean I worked out
for but you know, ye good after that? Nice at
your house? Well, they were probably with their dad.
Speaker 4: They with your dad, See your dad.
Speaker 5: I saw my dad on Friday and Saturday. So that
was enough.
Speaker 2: Uh Kevin, Kevin?
Speaker 4: Then she started Danny last night, she said, who's your daddy?
Speaker 2: Kevin was up in a hockey hell all weekend sounds yeah,
back and forth.
Speaker 4: The Niagara falls three days and they don't do it
at the arena next to uh, what savors play?
Speaker 2: Key Bank? No, we were at we were at Nagri University.
The uh I Mark comes in here earlier and he goes,
what's the matter. Do you look miserable? And I was like,
I didn't think I looked miserable, but I did face
like he looks.
Speaker 3: He just like looks like here. No, I wasn't thinking
that all stop that anybody was.
Speaker 2: No. I was in the parking lot. No.
Speaker 4: No, the fitness chicks, what do you expect?
Speaker 2: Wow, maybe a little bit. They're actually getting like one's
pretty good. Not the list, Nah, you know which one
you got it? But yesterday Father's Day, I call my
old man and I'm waiting because he has Parkinson's disease.
Mornings are bad for him. He's in an assisted living
center and I I wait, and I was gonna watch
this piece on CBS Sunday morning where's doing a piece
with Letterman and the fact that he owns part of IndyCar.
He went with Bobby Rayhall. And so I'm like, I'll
give him a call. Now. I call him and he's
he I shouldn't laugh, because I guess I laugh because
I don't know what else to do. He says to me,
I'm in a desperate situation. I cannot move. I can't
move it all. I'm on the side of the bed.
I said to you, are you on the floor? He goes, well,
I'm like in ankneeling position. He goes, but I cannot
move and I am in tremendous pain. You gotta call
your brother, and then he goes and you gotta call
the front desk and tell them he's supposed to wear
one of these things around his neck. You don't want
to wear it around his neck. So I, unfortunately, I
feel terrible because my brother has been just freaking miraculous.
He's moved them out of Jersey up to Kenny Bunks,
got them all said. So I called my brother, Hey,
he's with his kids, Uncle Bill. What's going on. I go, well,
it's called Dad. You gotta get over there. And he
went up in the hospital all day. So today I
come in here and I call him just to see
how he's doing. And he goes, same thing as yesterday.
I'm stuck. I go what he goes, I'm stuck. I
cannot move. Like in the hospital, everything checks out right,
his brain, all the vitals, the blood he has parkin, says,
but he freezes and locks up and it's getting worse,
and this is why he needs, you know, living. He goes,
I've been stuck in this chair my underwear. Now, my
father was a guy who wore a suit every day,
very proud. You know, I'm stuck in my underwear. I
can't even move. I'm waiting for your brother to come
over at four thirty. He's like, because I just He goes,
I can't. He goes, well, I'm dying, That's what it is.
And I'm like, why is he gonna wait for your brother?
Don't they have staff get on the chair. It's exactly
what it's for. But I don't think he wants to
be seen in his underwear. And he figures he'll just
sit there.
Speaker 11: He goes, wait, so was.
Speaker 5: He at the hospital or.
Speaker 2: He's back in his place, But he's got his own
apartment and he's sitting at his kitchen table. He goes, well,
what am I gonna do? I'd be waiting around anyway.
Speaker 6: I just let him know that underpants is probably the
best thing he could be in that. They've seen a
lot worse. They're probably happier than that. He's got pants on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, anyway, so that that was, yes, happier than ship.
But that that was bumming me out a little bit.
I didn't want to hear him talking about dying. And
so yeah, and then he's well after father. Then he
says to me, a mother reluctantly wished me a happy
Father's Day yesterday. What do you mean reluctantly? He goes, well,
I was talking to your sister and she said, oh,
by the way, mom's down here. And I hear from
the background, happy Father's Day. I thought, you're ruined my
first one. And this is what you do with my last.
Oh fucking let it go. Fucking let it go. My
my mother, your mother left you with me. She was
going strawberry picking and all this stuff. All I got
was a time X watch. That was it. I'm like, yeah,
he still goes out of there. No, the love is well,
they're not together, so that's how much the love is
there anymore? And all that stuff. Was there a good
crowd for brunch yesterday if you were working, Yeah, I
got a thing. We were packed. Yeah. So we've been talking
about doing a brunch cast, which I think I really
like this idea. I like it if we can have
a couple of Mimosa's, you know. But the only thing
I hang on, here's the only thing I don't like.
I don't want to take a table up from your business.
Speaker 4: I'll be all right in July, that would be a
slow month for us.
Speaker 2: Okay, so customer, now I understand that, but we wind up,
you know what I mean. I'm saying that extended time,
So we'll do that. I think this could be just
a ship ton of fun. So I sent you another
I saw the idea, and I'll let you explain it
because I think in August we should do this again, right,
but afterwards have the contest of eating the challenge. So
eating the challenge meymore. Don't do that for July.
Speaker 4: In augusta we'll do a regular one that day so
people can come into our customer listeners of yours and
we'll give them a discount for coming in. And then
August we do another one. But afterwards, like at the
end of the podcast, the last part of it will
be this challenge and people come in. They'll pay forty dollars.
Whoever finishes at the fastest and goes ten minutes without
throwing up afterwards gets one hundred dollars cash and the
meals for they get their forty dollars back.
Speaker 2: It can't be done. Mark, do you sort of secretly
want to see a guy puke? Of course, yeah, because
I I've never I've never had anything to be the.
Speaker 5: Same, the same thing that was the challenge or are.
Speaker 2: You going to do a different channel the same thing
that was the change? What was the challenge?
Speaker 4: So that was the two half pound burgers, three pieces
of bread, three Nashville chicken fingers, about.
Speaker 5: A pound and a half of Joe didn't even come
close a pound of back so oud, he did not
come close.
Speaker 2: Way someone can eat original BTV.
Speaker 4: I've had three do it three one recently? No shit?
Speaker 2: And are these skinny guys? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's always a skinny Why what is that?
Speaker 2: It's like Joey Chestnut. I go, what the fuck is that?
Speaker 12: It's always the skinny guys, right, because you would think
it would be the other I like this the puke thing.
Speaker 2: It reminded me. I started following. It must have been
on TikTok after the bar. I think it's called or
a drunk night and you see people starting to make
out and then all of a sudden, somebody's.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll even go one step further the challenge was
forty five minutes. If you finished, you got it for free.
So even if you don't finish first, you finishing at
forty five minutes, I'll refund your forty dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they get it thief. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: So if you fail, you pay. If you finish it,
you're free. And if you finish it first without throwing up,
you win one hundred bucks cash and get your forty
dollars back.
Speaker 6: Okay, we all just don't pick a baseball game and
try to do the nine nine nine.
Speaker 4: Yes there, I can't do the nine nine challenge, but
I'll referee for you guys.
Speaker 11: I don't know, there's no way I could do it,
But what nine hot.
Speaker 2: Dogs nine to twelve bears one an inning for nine innings?
Speaker 4: I could do the beer. There's no I could do
the hot talks.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I could do the hot talks either,
And I don't know that I could do the hot
talks with the beer because especially if you're talking about
the bond, takes up too much room and then I
feel like I'm gonna be.
Speaker 4: You have to do the bun I would assume.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's part of the deal. I don't know.
That's a good question to me. Yes, Laura, you know
what we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Summers are small. You know you can't.
Speaker 2: We're short on business.
Speaker 4: You gotta do I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll pick a game. We should do this all
in August. I wonder if they'd let us film it
there they let us film right, Well, well.
Speaker 4: I would, says has a problem with it.
Speaker 2: You know, you can just do it. We could just
do it a be TV. We don't even go to
the Red one.
Speaker 11: I don't have to go.
Speaker 2: We could just pick a game. Oh yes, you do. Listen.
Speaker 4: The listeners are coming to watch you do to Oh
my god.
Speaker 2: We could just do it, do it with a game
on with a game on the TV. That's true.
Speaker 6: We could pick like a Dodgers Giants or a Yankees
Red Sox game or whatever, and just go with whatever's
on the TV.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm open to either one.
Speaker 5: We may ask Dan. He probably would say as long
as Laura doesn't come.
Speaker 2: I don't think you that.
Speaker 4: I can't say that we're paying for everything. He's gonna
make a fortune though, Yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Can't say that. Besides that, no one's ever told you you.
Speaker 4: Can't come loan will be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forget.
Speaker 4: Probably we should do it. We should wait.
Speaker 2: If you do the nine nine to nine challenge, you
gotta do it with the cost of that.
Speaker 11: You gotta do it on the You gotta go on
dollar hot Yeah, you got.
Speaker 5: To go on like dollar hot Dog Day or college
or whatever it is night where it's like two dollars beer.
Speaker 4: These are just a cheap little hot dogs right now asigos, right, yeah,
they're not foot longs.
Speaker 2: No, just to pack a ballpark or whatever.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, you should see how many listeners will
do this. Do dollar hot.
Speaker 2: Dogs, and we'll do it at your place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and we'll do a draft twelve twelve draft
draft beer specials. Okay, we'll do something cheap.
Speaker 2: Have people sign up. Yeah, yeah, we'll get ahead count.
I like that, all right.
Speaker 3: You you have to take a mortgage on your house
in order to.
Speaker 11: Will be a problem nine dollars beer.
Speaker 2: And by the way, a lot of hot dogs they're
not that out of bounds in their pricing.
Speaker 4: They're not.
Speaker 2: You go to a well they were saying that, no,
but I mean you go to a professional game. What
are we talking in New York? Yeah, we went to
twelve straight was seventeen bucks of beer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's I mean, that's a twenty four.
Speaker 2: What's a twenty four? It's seventeen dollars, But that's what
I mean. Eight.
Speaker 4: I was paying eleven in Nashville. I mean, I know
Nashville is a lot better than buff What.
Speaker 6: The thinking behind that though? That the more, the higher
the price, the less people will drink. Yeah, that's that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: But you never see a prominent Atlanta where they have
cheap concessions, including beer. You never see them have a problem.
They have the cheapest concessions in sports.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah they do. Chick fil A is in the Falcons.
Speaker 12: I don't really do anything on Sundays, but they're really inexpensive.
Speaker 2: They're right. I remember they.
Speaker 4: Did it on purpose. They said, we'd rather sell more
items than you know, have, just make more profit on everything.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: Well, I went to the game on Friday and I got, wait.
Speaker 2: You got you're not paying huh.
Speaker 5: I was there for my Dan's birthday, but I thought she.
Speaker 6: Was in a mustache in one of those Garcia marks.
Speaker 4: They still say, hey, Laura when she walks in.
Speaker 5: I got two beers, popcorn for the kids and peanuts
and it was thirty five dollars. How much thirty five dollars. Yeah,
two beers, two beers, a popcorn and peanuts thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4: One peanut, one popcorn.
Speaker 5: One peanut, one popcorn.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: And you know, going in.
Speaker 6: Concessions used to be relatively inexpensive, and I think by comparison,
oh yeah, like if you were going to go to
a pro game or something.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 5: Well, it wasn't mean to hi mark those process because
that's what it was Saturday.
Speaker 2: It's seventeen yees twenty right.
Speaker 5: Eighteen, don't I got one truly and it was like
a double.
Speaker 2: Is it cheaper in Toronto? Somebody was saying to me
they wait for certain concerts they want to see and
see if they're playing in Canada some more, you know,
relatively easy to get to. That is significantly cheaper.
Speaker 4: Is it that plus your money's worth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's that plus. Yes.
Speaker 6: Also that's the other thing they we're doing for a
while too, is people are going they get a trip
out of it, going to England or again.
Speaker 5: You're doing you're paying for the cost to get there,
the hotel, like all of that.
Speaker 2: All right, so.
Speaker 4: I do like all not every big gets drunk a
vacation though.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 4: Whenever we go to Toronto for something, will stay over night. Yeah.
That one empathy they have up there is amazing? Is
that the it the Budlizer? Yeah, it's that's an amazing
place to watch a concert.
Speaker 5: I'm going to Toronto and a couple of months for
a concert. Yeah no, Eric Kennedy.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah, smaller club or like twenty.
Speaker 5: Five hundred people.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So one of the colleges is DO and all everything
concession wise is free. What's the exception to think of
alcohol next year? I think it's like Coastal.
Speaker 2: Carolina is doing all the concessions are free at the games.
Yeah the football game just because wow.
Speaker 4: I cantand being cheap but free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe they have little attendance. Who knows Coastal Carolina.
I don't know what they what they're I know people
who have gone there.
Speaker 4: Yeah I know Coastal Carolina.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah. D One School, Yeah it's d One,
But like maybe they don't get it that way. Uh,
we will take a moment, we'll ask you about a
new thing, a new study I read about gen ZS.
But it will lead to something else completely and I
think we'll enjoy that. And then later today, am I
allowed to say this? What are you going to say? Well?
Am I allowed to say it? I don't know. We
have you said? Okay? Hang on? We have three own out.
I haven't thrown this out. Doug throughout a couple of
weeks ago that he wants to go on a date
with a woman, and then have you go on a
date with a woman. He wants to then ask her
who is the more fun date? I have said along
that my money's on you.
Speaker 4: My money would be on Mark I.
Speaker 2: And the reason I say that is I feel like
he would try too hard and that I think there's
a real As as time's gone on in this podcast,
I've had many people say to me I really like Mark,
Like I wasn't sure what to think of him first,
but he's really grown on me. And I go, that's it.
So this woman is going to come in. She wanted
Laura to be here, and I think she's I don't
put the rest of the podcast run train on her.
Speaker 4: Oh be very busy how did you date night with
Mark and Doug?
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think it's fair to put Mark
at bTB on a date.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is funny though, No, because no, just but
you couldn't. You couldn't put it out.
Speaker 7: It's the worst place in the world for me to go.
Speaker 2: On and d right. I don't think I can. Everybody
be tackling.
Speaker 4: You, they'd walk back. I don't want to get it.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to upset somebody. I don't want to
say the wrong thing. That discipline A couple of beers
of me. Would it came out?
Speaker 2: We should? We should, we should figure out where they
have to take. They should both go to the same place. Yeah, well,
this woman said she she claims she was going to
stop by. No I know, but she said that. I
guess she and I didn't coordinate that well enough tonight.
She works at the liquor store until eight as ad.
Speaker 4: Just a woman that's going to go on the date. Yeah, alcohol,
they're going to just talk about.
Speaker 6: I have no idea about that. But she do you
know east side, west side or three one side?
Speaker 4: She lives in Fairport, So I think we get it
outside of Greece too. Nobody can know these guys when
they go. Okay, I think you go to the East
Side to do it. Okay, now nobody knows him because
somebody's gonna bust his ball. Somebody's gonna bust Doug's balls.
Speaker 2: See. I was even thinking, do we do do? I
do we do? I do? I send James and somebody
to just film a little bit, not the whole thing,
but just how be worse than anybody.
Speaker 5: Seriously do it at Cobblestone.
Speaker 2: Oh, Cobblestone's great. Yeah, yeah, that would be a great spot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because then you can still have him take some
pictures and send them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing that would be intrusive, but just enough that
we could get a little atat idea he was in.
You were in the other day, and then I think
now that there's maybe a face to this person or
this idea. You're a little nervous, but seen her no,
because she said to me, do they know a picture? Oh?
I did, I forgot, I got cte. We'll take a moment.
Speaker 4: I mean, he doesn't mean you have to date or
you just wanted to say you so you win. That's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. But don't.
Speaker 6: Is there is there like any sort of a bet
going on between this, Like are they putting like fifty?
Speaker 2: Well, we may have to like figure something out.
Speaker 3: If you're me, the only thing that I'm gonna get
out of this is I beat Doug.
Speaker 6: Okay, then the winter winter winds loser can't be on
the pod for a month.
Speaker 2: No pod for a month. And she clearly decides wins.
Speaker 4: And Mark wins Tuesdays would be great.
Speaker 2: What do you think? I don't know? All right, Well,
she's got to go out with her. Then he's married.
Speaker 4: Hell, if I was single, I would do it just
for the hell of it, just to beat Doug.
Speaker 2: My wife would probably let me. I was gonna say,
he probably go and I'd probably.
Speaker 10: Beat both of And hopefully she takes you to with
Carrie on the night that Kevin takes out the woman.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to lose it onto a pod for
a month. All right, we'll take a moment. Oh we didn't, well,
I guess we did talk a little b TV. But
I have to say what you brought in tonight?
Speaker 4: Cowboy pork melt.
Speaker 2: The Cowboy pork melt has mac and cheese on it.
Pulled pork, Texas toast i ate and bacon. There's bacon
i ate over half of it. It's huge in just
a little bit.
Speaker 4: Most people can't pick up with their hands somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he chopped a dog, I got a fork, but
I did, all right, I did. Okay, you keep eating
like that, We're gonna put you next to your dad. Jesus.
Speaker 4: Oh my, you're off the pod for a Month's.
Speaker 2: Gonna thumbs up on the march. Uh but bt B
And don't forget the concerts coming on. What's the day
to that?
Speaker 4: August sixteenth?
Speaker 2: The sixteenth, So you've got the Zach Bryan Tribute band?
Is that? The Highway Boys, thank you, I'm sorry. And
the eighties who somebody was telling me they caught the
m A's and how they had never seen them and
how much fun. I'm telling you this.
Speaker 4: Are iron smokes area. You couldn't move, couldn't move really Yeah, yeah,
so that's not a great time. I know this is
way too small to be doing bands like that.
Speaker 2: Well, to not be able to move. Yeah, I hear you,
but that's where you got plenty of room. It's gonna
be outside side. It's gonna beautiful the VP.
Speaker 4: You can go in the air conditioning in between.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gets everything inside outside inside everything.
Speaker 2: Can you buy tickets online this week? This week, by
Thursday at bt B R o C dot com. Yep, okay, great,
all right, so by Thursday, get ready get those tickets
August sixteenth. That's gonna be fun.
Speaker 6: I have to see if one of our one of
my neighbors let me borrow their camper, we can back
it up and have our own.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, okay, I'm okay with that because you
can put it where all the freeloaders park usually and
try to listen for free. You can park right there,
lock them throw. Yeah, you're in Greece, don't but that's
everywhere it is.
Speaker 3: I don't think you really see freeloaders in the East sideymore.
Speaker 2: I think so. And I think when they have concerts
down in the Bowl, the Parenting Bowl, which is right
out Turk Hill, they have like Blues Traveler and stuff there,
I think people have tried to sit up. Yeah, I
just think it's people. But I love that idea. That's
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Speaker 13: Everyone seems damn genius, le tik talk talking, letn TV,
still so much ahead.
Speaker 2: No, he's not playing in Jersey at your festival? Is he?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: No? Who is?
Speaker 5: Rascal Flats, Laney Wilson, Jason Aldine and Jelly Roll are
the headliners. And then there's rumors that post Malone is
playing as well.
Speaker 4: Makes sense him and Jelly just had a song together.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, and like it's on the internet that post
Malone was playing Saturday, but it hasn't.
Speaker 2: Was it Friday, Saturday Sunday or.
Speaker 5: Just Thursday, Friday, Saturday Sunday.
Speaker 4: So it's four days headliners one to night yep.
Speaker 5: But then even the people who are just under the
opener are pretty good. Jordan Davis, Megan Maroney who.
Speaker 2: Just yeah sold out. Yeah, so Greg was right there
front and center.
Speaker 5: With all the screaming girls.
Speaker 2: They weren't scan. They were screaming for Greg. Is that
what they were doing? So I see this study that
came out today, and then it made me think, I go,
I guarantee somebody here has fulfilled this as a fantasy.
Uh gen z you or me? They did this thing
in twenty nine percent, I think returning to the office
improves their sex lives by going back to the office,
since have more options, well right, right, but they don't
want to wait till five pm. Thirty eight percent say
they'd love a private space at work to get it
on or even get it on solo.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and I went, the fuck's going to clean that.
Speaker 2: Yes. Meanwhile, forty seven percent people who work remotely say
from home has made sex a higher priority. And it's
not just about you know, a little nooner. They're saying
that they're pushing for sex days. Why can't you just
take a sick day? Like? Yeah, like because you don't
have to.
Speaker 4: When you're working remote, you can just do some ship,
be gone for a little bit, come back back to
it again.
Speaker 2: What's that.
Speaker 5: If someone's working from remote and you tease them, well.
Speaker 2: They're working, yeah, oh it is hot. Yeah.
Speaker 5: If they're on a call, yeah, you're under a table.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, out of that call? Go? Did he close
the deal?
Speaker 4: He canceled the car? Damn dog is loose.
Speaker 2: And they say that office hookups boost productivity, but I
I always could. Weren't there some jobs that would say
you can't have inner office relationships? And mostly because when
they go bad and then it fucking makes everything miserable.
And I thought of you immediately.
Speaker 4: I've had so many servers yes and cooks DA and
it never ever works out.
Speaker 2: But you can't tell them really no, Right.
Speaker 4: I got a couple. Now, I have a woman and
a guy, and she's now with somebody else and having
a baby and everything, but they can't work the same shift,
he refuses, because she went batshit crazy after Yeah, so
they could not work the same shifts.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have any like? I mean, you saw
that stuff too, and I kicked it.
Speaker 3: I kicked a girl I was dating. She was working
there and we were dating. I kicked her out of
the I fired her out of the out of the bar,
around of a busy.
Speaker 2: Friday night, over a breakup. No we didn't, we broke No, she.
Speaker 3: Was just being an ass and I told her they
get the fuck out of the out of the.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, I gotta think that banging at work is
not all that uncommon. I'm sure people like if you're
cleaning the restaurant closing later on at night, you got
your like if that cook and that waitress. There's a chance.
Speaker 4: There's too many cameras. There's too way too many cameras.
Speaker 2: Name's Laura. You might like the cameras. I do remember
walking in on a Saturday to a radio sting see that.
Speaker 7: I was gonna see to you.
Speaker 2: You're you're you're looking at man and you're going, oh no,
we have more.
Speaker 7: Oh people break up and ship like that.
Speaker 2: It was nasty. There was quite a few there was.
They had in when the station was on Winton Road,
they had a music closet where the and only certain
people had a key, and there was somebody who would
go in there a lot, not Kano, somebody else would
go in there. But I remember coming around the corner
on a Saturday, no one's around whole place silent, like
you can hear the lights buzzing right and just that
that low din and all of a sudden, I'm hearing
some stuff and it's like a chair squeaking of I
come around the corner. It's a salesperson, married salesperson and
an on air personality and pants are around the ankles.
And I was like dis pretended, like they had no idea.
Speaker 5: I mean you hear that idea?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah all the time.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I may have.
Speaker 6: But downtown, when I worked with Carlson McKenzie, our office
was kind of off that main office where you guys
were like you and Kano and everybody else. We were
back in the corner, and I may have really worked
the desk once or twice.
Speaker 2: Get one the.
Speaker 4: Things like when you go in, no bills thinking about
the desk, because.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about what you said. Who has to clean
this ship up?
Speaker 4: I mean my old office cutt used a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but probably in your office. I mean it's it's
my desk. I still cleaned it up. I'm not gonna
leave it there. Yes, Ma, I went go ahead and
say it. I don't come on, Yes, you do at school?
Speaker 4: The janitors, well.
Speaker 2: Your tongue, wait, have you there was stuff that when?
How about it? Oh?
Speaker 3: The van I was gonna say we had the van
was more. They actually came in, came in and then inside.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, after they've been drinking and ship.
Speaker 2: Well, the van with listeners was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I only want but.
Speaker 7: Yes, outside of diamonds yep, yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: And then I had to drive. Then I had to drive.
Speaker 3: I was blacked out drunk and you're driving down Scottsfield
Road with all the sheriffs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the helium tanks would roll around on the
back of the All right, has anybody ever caught someone
pleasuring themselves at work? Because they're saying here they wanted
like their own room to do whatever they want, just
go to the bathroom. Well I know, but even there,
I I've never caught anybody. I've heard stories. Never caught anybody, thankfully. No, no, no,
do you imagine walking.
Speaker 4: In because the problem is to be the men's room,
It would be.
Speaker 2: It would be because I think women have just better restraint.
Speaker 4: Ross women have caught people fucking in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Yes, which one male or female?
Speaker 4: A guy and a girl fucking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean in which bathroom? Men?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I found out both both. Oh really actually,
and I think about both.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think there was a time somewhere in my
history I hooked up in a bathroom with somebody and
people were pounding on the door and yelling.
Speaker 4: And something like the females.
Speaker 11: Lots of bathrooms.
Speaker 2: You've hooked up in the lots of bathrooms eyes, Hi Tom, Yeah,
come on, let's go to the bathroom next. Wait, bathroom though,
like like there's there's bathrooms and you think of nice
bathrooms like a Wegman's. Most bars aren't the nicest bathroom.
Even if they were a nice bathroom, they're not by
the end of the night because you got a bunch
of fucking animals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you go early enough, and early enough, what are.
Speaker 2: You doing get seven.
Speaker 4: Little day drinking?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah? Give us like one, what can you say,
one high end restaurant, you've been in the bathroom and
in one low.
Speaker 11: End restaurant met one?
Speaker 5: Well, no Fiama Centro.
Speaker 4: That's the smallest place too.
Speaker 2: People can't I.
Speaker 5: Mean no, no, in the upstairs if you go upstairs.
And then yeah, there's a bathroom.
Speaker 2: Trota trotta really okay bar in New York City, in
the bar, not in the bathroom.
Speaker 5: In the bathroom, in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I think there's people who have right at the bar
in certain I mean, you hear stories of it right.
Speaker 4: One bad night, I don't remember Mark, I'll remember this
or not. No, is it a hip hop There was
a guy that had the girl on the bar and
he was eating her ship out. Actually it's definitely hip
hop night. He popped her up in a bar like
no one's gonna notice and just went to town.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 4: We threw him out. He walked out with her pants
still halfway down.
Speaker 2: She was probably pissed. She's like, enjoy it, and well
it's the thing, fucking white devil. He Oh my god,
that's not a health coat violation and nothing. See that's great.
Now I knew of people at bars like there used
to be that dueling piano bar downtown. I knew somebody
who stayed after and then threw a chick up on
the piano. Did the same thing. That's hot, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Hot.
Speaker 4: Oh the after hours at the bar?
Speaker 11: Yeah like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a lot. Not now, not because
it's too many cameras. And it used to be you
closed at two am, right, you know, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is that hot to you? Somebody coming in
and just throwing it up on a piano and that's.
Speaker 5: Just a sexy thought, like it's very sexual. Yeah, close
down the bar and have there be a piano right there.
Speaker 2: How crowded was hip hop?
Speaker 4: I can't get this.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking it's got to be super.
Speaker 4: Crowded to be like even find people.
Speaker 2: How did you find space at the bar?
Speaker 4: I don't know. They did it out there, somebody probably
the pants because you know she was.
Speaker 2: If I'm not saying she was huge or not. I'm
just saying, like.
Speaker 4: Us got underwear, she got one leg out somehow she
got one leg out and then up on the bar
and it didn't last long because as soon as somebody
saw it, obviously, but.
Speaker 2: I couldn't come out because of the ankle bracelet. That's terrible.
That is terrible because you're usually shoulder to shoulder and nicely,
you know what I mean, and so there's no room.
That's where I've heard of people like when it's shoulder
to shoulder and really crowded and somebody's got.
Speaker 4: You know, it would be more crowded towards the back
where the DJ was though, so sometimes the bar would be,
you know, really stupid busy. Then there would be a
time with like a lull in the action.
Speaker 2: That's when it happened. Because I've seen very crowded places
where all of a sudden, somebody's hand disappears and the
next thing, you know, like someone's being held by their
shoulders and they're pretending to dance and you know they're
fucking in public.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to go with the NASCAR game where
it's got the thing where you put that the way back,
it's got the steering on the pedals and just have
them out.
Speaker 2: Yeah you could. I I cannot get over to the
fact that you have to be so drunk at the
moxie to throw your ass up on the bar. Go please,
it's not all you can eat buffet.
Speaker 5: No, she's like me, say, I want to do that
watch with people all around.
Speaker 2: But if it was a sex club, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know I've ever been in that situation.
Speaker 2: Toronto, that's one. Right.
Speaker 4: Where are you going October twenty?
Speaker 2: You are going to the sex club?
Speaker 5: Oh no, I am going to Toronto.
Speaker 4: There is one in Toronto. I thought you were going.
Speaker 5: Well, that's what you should. One of my friends and
I have talked about.
Speaker 4: I think you have to prove an STD test before
you go.
Speaker 5: Well, that's fine, clean.
Speaker 4: That wasn't saying you weren't.
Speaker 2: I mean, I know.
Speaker 5: When I went out with some of my girlfriends because
I had texted Bill and Kevin, we all had this
discussion like would we.
Speaker 11: Go to one?
Speaker 5: And Joe was a hard no about like two of
my friends are like, yeah, I would want to Joe.
Speaker 4: Your boyfriends and know, Yeah, he's not going to go
with you.
Speaker 5: If I really went, maybe he would doesn't he.
Speaker 2: Want to go?
Speaker 5: He is not like.
Speaker 2: I would be intrigued. Yeah, I would be.
Speaker 4: I need to know differently watching porn, right, I mean
except for you in person.
Speaker 2: In person and years, yeah you have I'm sure.
Speaker 5: But what I was stark sitting here drinking is slushie
and like say that.
Speaker 4: I'm trying. I try not to involve in those conversations anymore.
Speaker 14: Yeah, well, the it's yourself you did, but it is
except for the fact that you're you're not picking like porn.
Speaker 2: I get to pick what I'm looking at. Yeah, you're
not going to be able to pick what you're like.
Speaker 5: I don't know. We'll see if it.
Speaker 4: I think that makes it more interesting.
Speaker 5: I have a friend who's gone up to Toronto for
the sex club with her husband, and she's given me
some stories, and so I feel like I would talk
to her a little bit more and be like, is
there I think.
Speaker 4: There might be like an interview process before you can go.
Am I wrong on that?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Joe, I know you can't go. I don't think you
can go just as a male. You probably can go
just as a female.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 5: Just one of my coup and are very like we
started just want to go?
Speaker 2: What about a Uh? What tips does she give you?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 5: I don't know. I would have to ask her.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, but she's given you stories.
Speaker 5: She's told The story is that she didn't she went
for her husband and it was like a fantasy of his,
but she really enjoyed it. She was like, I didn't
know what I was going to do. And then some
woman like with their boobs out came up and was like,
She's like, she looks so doe eyed, and she asked
if she could like fool around with me, So of
course I said yes. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: When we were in Niagara Falls a couple weeks ago,
there were at just a bar and there was two
people at the bar and they were just sitting there
drinking and one of the parents was shooting the ship
with them and they're like, yeah, we're gonna we just
wanted to get drunk. We're gonna it's gonna take me
over to Men's and we're just gonna hang out and
see what happens.
Speaker 2: The husband and wife. She's like, I've always wanted to
do it, and he was like, okay, let's go do it.
They took she always wanted to do it. They took
a week outphone. The only way I think that that happened,
although we do know somebody who said that stuff got
out of hand for them, so it wasn't good. I
don't want to say I'll tell you off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, i'll tell you what really know who who it
is that went up to Toronto, because you guys may
know her. She's in the music scene.
Speaker 7: Morgan half chairs turned around?
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, it didn't she need to get
four chairs to turn run before heard of the sex
club was really really, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: No talent, mark, no talent at all. Would you be
interested in peeking in there? I don't know. I'd be nervous. Second,
I think i'd get nervous at first.
Speaker 7: I'm at this point right now, I was gonna get
raped or something.
Speaker 4: I know, but big Monster's gonna come up.
Speaker 2: Bend over Bill.
Speaker 6: You back in your day was the excitement the watching
it or the fact that you were paying for it?
Speaker 2: No comment, no comment, back in your day, Well, I
think watching I'm just curious as to the people who
go there, how their relationship works after that. If all
of a sudden, you know, do you spark something in
you know what I mean, you start going down that
path all of a sudden she likes including another woman
her friend. Because whatever happened at the sex club, The
next thing, you know, somebody gets chose. Like all you
do is pay attention to each other, almost sitting over
here by myself with my button, my aunt. That was.
Speaker 3: That was a two and a half men episode. It
was Yeah, Alan, Alan wand have a threesome. So his
girlfriend said, you know, she would do a threeome of
them as long as she could have two guys. So
they picked Walden as include sure. And Alan's just sitting
there and they're going at it and Alan's just sitting there.
He's like on her back.
Speaker 2: See, it would be weird, that's the thing that I think.
Speaker 5: But it would be weird. It is. I just texted
my friend and I was like, can you give me
any sex club stories?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll see, all right, we'll take a moment.
We'll find out if we get a sex club story.
Speaker 4: I forgot to tell you that I sent a podcast, Laura.
I forgot I was gonna send it to you. It's
a swingers podcast.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Is it like five women from the South, Yes, and
four of them are nasty?
Speaker 2: Okay are they?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Better look at any swingers I've seen her?
Speaker 5: Really, I don't know, do I know?
Speaker 2: I'm going to look?
Speaker 5: I think isn't it called like the swingers sing something?
Speaker 2: I think I follow them on Instagram.
Speaker 5: Because I said, only there was one with the Swing
Nation podcast.
Speaker 2: There, bring her in here swing hang on, I'm going
to show you Laura.
Speaker 4: She she brings all her friends and shows all the friends.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I said, only the one with the purple hair?
Speaker 2: Is it Lacey?
Speaker 5: I mean she's pretty.
Speaker 4: And I don't say another them are super ugly?
Speaker 2: Is this chick one of them?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: That might be the one that runs it. The one
is that who runs it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looks like, yeah that is that is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's a husband and wife.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was there? Yeah? Yeah, I started following it
because they do a podcast. But they won't come on.
Speaker 4: Oh they won't.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna try again. But they wanted to. They
wanted like it was a.
Speaker 4: Lot of vettings supporting the other I understand.
Speaker 2: But I think what they're thinking is it would be
like they're trying to protect themselves from being mocked or
poked fun. I guess. So there was all this vetting thing.
Speaker 4: All they have to do is watch an episode of
me and Laura talking about it and they'll know that's
a legit thing. We're not gonna make fun of it
and I think.
Speaker 2: That they take themselves a little bit seriously, like they're
a little little little stars and they think they'll stars.
But I don't know, because they go on cruises, like
I followed them, and there's all these cruises and and
then they walk through the door and they'll pick which
guy they're going with.
Speaker 4: And I'm standing there going, oh, you know that Carnival
has a new thing. Now, if you have the upside
down pan MP on your door, they remove it. They
won't allow it anymore. Really as of like last month.
Speaker 2: Somebody will figure something out. Yeah, of course they gotta
figure something else out.
Speaker 5: It'll be a right side up yeah or something.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll take a moment. We'll see if we
get a story from Laura's friend. Now, I can't wait
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Speaker 4: She's trying to get good points. You're talking nice about you?
That was That was pretty lame.
Speaker 2: I had to be honest with you.
Speaker 5: I bought his name up today.
Speaker 2: That was the best I'd ever heard. I was, hey, Mark,
I brought I was talking about you in a good way.
And I was like, usually it's in a bad way. Why,
Like what? Why? Today I'm gonna be nice? Oh you
know that Mark?
Speaker 3: What a tool said something nice about you today.
Speaker 2: I don't think you say bad about people in general.
Speaker 12: I don't think you do in public. You leave that
to Kevin. And now she sends a picture as a proof.
Speaker 5: And I talked bad about one person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's well right, two people rightfully saw in that
one though I know he didn't say anything bad about
you in the text day about what your food was.
He's just the shipster or whatever.
Speaker 5: You know today is oh, he told you to bring
me a salad that you.
Speaker 3: Did summer, So you know when did you have summer sails?
Speaker 2: There was one with strawberries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, spring, the spring we might have had.
Speaker 11: Summer would have as.
Speaker 4: We always put on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always to haven't forbid. I think that you
would have consistency.
Speaker 4: Why would it cause summer?
Speaker 2: That's sure, we do live. The name of it was
just the Rochester.
Speaker 4: There's a there's a week.
Speaker 2: Holy crap, what's been going on with their stand on
the boat? It shows that maybe why.
Speaker 5: We should do a boat drinking podcast.
Speaker 2: We could do that because there's Wi Fi and boats
on some on your.
Speaker 4: Phone you can hot spot it. Yeah, we don't go
that far out.
Speaker 2: We've tried that. It doesn't work that well. What is uh?
Speaker 4: I got another in the boat too.
Speaker 2: We could do that. You know you had a story anyway,
she told you something other I told you like she's.
Speaker 5: Just I just can't think of them in my mind
right now. I know it's her husband, who.
Speaker 2: Is your home with a bottle of wine? And getting
the mood with the candles.
Speaker 5: No, I just she's told us things over the past
few years.
Speaker 2: And how many times do they go.
Speaker 5: They've done several trips. She's had several experiences around here too.
But it's not like she goes to swinger parties.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is that called?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 5: Oh, she just texted me Oasis Lounge. It was really cool.
Speaker 2: But she said it was really cool Mark, but it
was wait. Oacious Lounge is in That's the name of
the club.
Speaker 4: Just past Toronto.
Speaker 2: Don't pretend like you don't know.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, the same one. It's all.
Speaker 2: You didn't go to one Da No no Oasis. I
would would your partner go? Would that? I don't want
to know. I'm gonna. I don't know, but I don't
want to jump on and start trouble. That's not just style.
Why do you want to do that?
Speaker 4: No, honestly, it was her idea, but I don't think
she could.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: It's not that we would do it.
Speaker 5: It's called the Oasis aqua lounge in Toronto. You can
go naked if you feel comfortable or feel where swimwear
for time events. Maybe many people wear fancy clubs or
sexy lingerie.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think like you could get yourself all in,
all in, all in, and then you get down to
it and you're.
Speaker 4: Like, I think the entry to that place is not
cheap either. I want to say it might be one
hundred dollars, either a couple or a person.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong about this. Oh that sounds about
probably right, I would raft out. Yeah, money is no
object for Laura when it comes to this. Oh no,
Laura will will get financed. If she guessed how finance
as got my credit card out, let's go.
Speaker 5: She's like black card, it's a card, not I'm gonna
look into it. Oh no, no, no, no, no, oh no.
Speaker 4: Years ago, you didn't see what they charged for drinks.
Speaker 5: There ready expense for women for women in trans people.
It costs fifteen dollars on weekdays and twenty five dollars
on the weekend.
Speaker 11: Thought okay, but wait, couples.
Speaker 5: Pay one hundred dollars during the week and one hundred
and fifteen dollars on the weekend. Man was right, Solo, guys, three.
Speaker 2: We need to get let's guess. Let's gets on. You're
saying three, yeah, Matt says two fifty I'm gonna say one.
Speaker 5: Seventy five solo guys on the week days when women
pay fifteen dollars, pay one hundred dollars and cannot even
come on the weekends.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you mean you can't come one?
Speaker 2: That was my first thought too. I was like, whoa, wait,
what the I want to what the fuck? Wow? Interesting
that they so they know that a lot of guys
going are just you're getting so turned on?
Speaker 11: Is that what you just saying about going to this?
Speaker 5: This is so hot? You can just wear ball gerie
and walk around and yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, you are man, you are a voyeur. Yes,
is gonna be okay, You're not alloy, be somebody who
looks at she wants to be seen.
Speaker 5: I just think it's so hot. Like imagine if me
and my female friends go, we're a little liquored up,
like wearing sexy lingerie and walking around and watching like
other people hook up.
Speaker 11: Like that's sort of that's really hot.
Speaker 4: I thought that was going.
Speaker 2: Was not thinking that's what that was going. Okay, But
the thing is like, yeah, but you gotta go in
a separate dip your toe into something and then just
the next thing you know, it's full on submerged. It's
called Joey My life.
Speaker 12: I mean, like, don't you think you will be there
if it does turn you on and you're looking at
this and you think, well, then I'll.
Speaker 5: Be like, Joe, let's come back next week.
Speaker 2: Okay, But you wouldn't like giving in the moment, like
all of a sudden, somebody tickles your ass with a feather,
so to speak it by you, I'm sorry, very nice weather.
All right, we'll leave it. We leave it there.
Speaker 4: This is you go much deeper in this conversation, and
Joe's not letting her go.
Speaker 5: He's probably listening, right, I'm gonna say, probably just like Laura,
Like of course, you know. He told me the other night.
We woke up in the morning and he looks at me.
He's like, I had a dream last night that somebody
was trying to watch us through Like he had a
dream that I was like in sixty nine position but
just giving him a blowjob, and that people were watching
us through the blinds.
Speaker 11: And I was like, oh, tell me more about that.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like this. I do know where you live.
Speaker 4: I was climb.
Speaker 11: He had that dream.
Speaker 5: I was like, wait, so are you getting better with
the idea and so, oh.
Speaker 2: You're gonna wear him down. Maybe Yeah, he's gonna be
in Toronto. Wait, all right, Kevin's got a game. We're
gonna do that now and see if we can see
if the mystery dater actually shows up tonight. Later on,
we'll see Mark looks still uncomfortable. You talk about all
this other stuff, and this is what makes you uncomfortable.
It'll be fine, all right. What do you got, Kevin?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: It started?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Mom, never understood stop.
Speaker 4: Because I always know the songs and I just don't
know the title.
Speaker 13: Understand.
Speaker 4: I guess I.
Speaker 5: Know that's one.
Speaker 6: I took out, the one that had a long trow
from that.
Speaker 2: It was a great song. We made up their minds.
Oh god, and they started backing. We left before the
sun came up. Backer to get already.
Speaker 13: Exs to the return of summer slacking.
Speaker 8: Oh we couldn't.
Speaker 2: Do up side. Oh be a vega nonoying. I guess
the name of the song of the Dear.
Speaker 9: I'll be good, Okay, long with Sharon and Sharon got Sharia.
Speaker 13: She was sharing Sharon's autok on the topic of disease.
Speaker 1: Mike. He had a pecial gar and Bobby, what.
Speaker 2: I thought you'd get this, okay, really didn't. I thought
you'd get this one. And it takes Tommy play too.
I thought you'd get out in the right and the
boxes got a balance. He was dancing with the train.
Speaker 4: They were all in love with dying.
Speaker 2: They were drinking from a fountain.
Speaker 4: That was born like an avalanche coming down the mountain.
Speaker 13: I don't mind the sun, so.
Speaker 2: I thought it was the song.
Speaker 4: I thought it was something about that long intro wasn't back.
Speaker 2: I knew it wasn't beat.
Speaker 13: God, God, you got your Goma rigid.
Speaker 4: No, you got your thumba Regin nomad.
Speaker 13: And now you've got your comma written.
Speaker 2: No, you got your Gomaden he not been ready.
Speaker 13: I got you ripper, then you got you.
Speaker 2: Got what I'm hoping markets, Lauren. Zero chance on this one.
I general chancel a lot of these tonight.
Speaker 4: I've been looking.
Speaker 2: I don't know the name of the band. Though you
did well, though, thank you, you did very well.
Speaker 13: I looked up this morning with the bad hangover and
my was missing again.
Speaker 2: Oh shut them all the time.
Speaker 13: It's detachable, comes in.
Speaker 5: A lot of attack, shocked.
Speaker 9: Out.
Speaker 2: Now where did I leave it? Look at Laura's purse.
Speaker 6: No, I believe the lyric was that they left it
and it was found in a flea market and he
bought it back for it was about twenty five, and
he bought it back for seventeen.
Speaker 8: Sometimes the snow comes down.
Speaker 2: Do you know that your motherfucker comes? I do. And
there's a reason. I know.
Speaker 7: This is a pass.
Speaker 4: Last right, that would happen more of a hip hop for.
Speaker 2: A s.
Speaker 11: Do I know the song?
Speaker 13: But I know?
Speaker 2: And the last one there is always is the movie one.
I'll give you taxi points for the movie. It's not
the way. It's a movie for this. No, the next
one fished. Uh, this is too busy.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 11: Say here, it's weird above the here.
Speaker 4: This.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize this was eighty two years old. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was listening to the eighties channel and they and
he was old when you know, and I just what.
Speaker 6: I was pulling up the year for it. I realized
he was born in forty four.
Speaker 7: Shit, you know, I would This is like giving nifty men.
Speaker 3: Here you go, see stop looking at my paper.
Speaker 2: I want to see if you got the first one?
All right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, if if you see him that person
doesn't know this, and then you know, give me Louise.
It's any money, any money, give me some water nineteen
eighty two.
Speaker 4: I got what I say, six seventy eight. I don't
have this title.
Speaker 5: I wrote the song called money in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 2: It is give me some water, any money? Yeah, one
of you, if it is in the hole nineteen eighty two,
is in the hole nineteen.
Speaker 4: Seventy eight, just my guess. In a year I was
gonna do that.
Speaker 2: I was gonna rise seventy eight ten points for the year.
Yes it is.
Speaker 13: He's fucking tied.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's tied with it.
Speaker 4: That'll be the only time I guess I'm right. Don't
worry less. The less songs Peters than I might have one.
Speaker 3: I don't know what this is best Ball the Way
and Sugar Sugar Ray the Way.
Speaker 2: I put nothing. I have nothing in two thousand and two,
nineteen ninety.
Speaker 5: Seven, nineteen ninety eight, up ninety eight.
Speaker 2: It's Fastballs the Way from nineteen ninety eight. Wait, did
Mark just sweep that? He did? All right? It's over
nice twenty points right there. That's more. I don't get ten.
You got the title, you got the artist and you
got this year. That's twenty points. I know, but I'm
saying I don't have the next. Oh all right, this
is post ballone Circles twenty fourteen. It is post belone circles.
Fuck twenty.
Speaker 3: I said twenty fourteen, I got twenty thirteen, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2: One of you an hole. It circles from post blone
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 15: Oh man again, damn, I just did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anybody have a guest on the band? The title
anything hang on? Yeah? What did you think it was?
Back something?
Speaker 12: No trouble, wama down.
Speaker 2: This is Pepper from the Butthole Surfers.
Speaker 4: Oh ninety five, Yeah, I think ninety five.
Speaker 2: I rode ninety nine ninety six. Damn right there, Butthole
Surfers were like, that was ninety five ninety there were
a big K rock band. Uh, Laura knows this one.
Is it come original? It is come original. I don't
know the artist though.
Speaker 5: Three eleven.
Speaker 2: It is three eleven, four ninety eight.
Speaker 5: I wrote ninety six, nineteen ninety nine, three eleven.
Speaker 2: It's come original. Damn. I saw this band twenty points
detastable Penis. It is Penis, Yeah, and it's nineteen ninety four,
but I'm trying to remember the name of the something missile,
King Missile, m.
Speaker 4: I have ninety four as well.
Speaker 2: I don't know the artist Detasinul Penis King Missile nineteen
ninety four.
Speaker 5: He wrote ninety two.
Speaker 16: It is detachable Penis from King Missile from nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 4: I mean she should get that song in the ear.
Speaker 2: It's a disappointment, all right, Mark, what do you say? Oh? Wait, wait, wait,
because you do know this, right, yeah, all right, I
don't know. I wrote Vanessa Williams Color of the Wind
nineteen ninety five. Fuck you? Is that right? Though?
Speaker 7: Wingum Save the Best for Last nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 4: I said, eighty seven.
Speaker 10: I know, artist rage, I said ninety what you did
you say nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 16: It is Saved the Best for Last Vaness Williams from
nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2: Damn it? Who said ninety two? Did you say?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I don't think that you.
Speaker 11: I said ninety all right, so I got five.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mark knows, so we'll let him go without I
said it was Chicago. It is not Chicago.
Speaker 4: Fuck I'm wrong. On Peter Star is Peter Satira.
Speaker 3: Yay Glory Glory of Love The Karate Kid Too, nineteen
eighty six.
Speaker 2: I said nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 4: I said eighty six, But I said karate kid is
it is.
Speaker 11: The glory of love.
Speaker 6: Peter Satra from the Karate Kid Too soundtrack from nineteen
eighty six.
Speaker 4: Mark I knew he was going to crush that out.
That was easy with the karate I thought it was.
Speaker 2: I got thirty five points total. I sucks so bad
at this forty I only got fifty.
Speaker 5: I got forty. He got he beat me in the
last one.
Speaker 2: Man, I got crushed in terrible. I'm throwing you don't.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I got fifty points.
Speaker 2: That's crazy. Well you did well, accident, I got sixty.
I finally signed up. I finally signed up for satellite radio.
Driving back and forth the Niagara Falls three days in
a row in the back, I was, I found different
songs I hadn't heard.
Speaker 13: In a while.
Speaker 7: Yeah, XI is the best I find them to be.
Speaker 2: I think they do a great job for three months
and then I'll cancel it lets.
Speaker 5: Dollars then, Yeah, I could pay seven dollars.
Speaker 2: I think is paying three dollars right now?
Speaker 3: I do seven because I got I get Eddie Trunk
and Howard Stern, so I pay I pay seven.
Speaker 2: I think it is How's Eddie show. Eddie Trump such
a douche. I was just listening. He was actually just
done when I was coming on her Nation. Yeah he
was then. Yeah, somebody was bitching about the Metallica show.
Somebody was bitching about I.
Speaker 4: Think I pay seven dollars.
Speaker 2: Huh, I pay seven? Never know, Howard.
Speaker 3: This is what happened Howard Stern. Though now he's not
a shot shock anymore. He's one of the best interviewers scene.
He doesn't do the shot, the shot that's done, but
he brings you know, he's the one that hated him
and Sammy.
Speaker 2: Hager hated each other for years.
Speaker 3: I didn't and then Sammy went on the show and
they became really really good friends. And he's the one
when when Samy was going on the tour last summer,
he's the Howard's the one that called the Van Hale
the Eddie van Hale, and.
Speaker 7: He's the one who named it. They I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that, all right, Well, uh man man,
I am impressed. But why because.
Speaker 4: Purely fucking guess whatever whatever would have Karate Kid too.
Speaker 2: I've been all set, but he got Karate Kid. I didn't.
I've seen all those, never seen any of Karate Kids
the new one only because it's Jackie channing there. You
know things. It looks kind of cool the way they're
bringing back, but it looks like really like here fast,
here's the problem with this. Okay, what's that? The Karate Kid.
Speaker 3: With Will Smith's Stupid Kid and Jackie chan was supposed
to be in a different universe than the Karate Kid
with Ralph Macchio, meaning they're too two totally separate entities total.
So bringing them together, you're bringing your bringing like it's
got Yeah, you know what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: Are they bringing them together only because pat Rita is dead? No?
Speaker 3: They he goes to there's a thing where I guess
Chackk's character must have trained, but the same with the
same I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not. Really. There's only one movie I want to
see that's coming out. Only one. Well, okay, maybe there's
two now that is true. If you want to see that,
I want to see this. I want to see the
f one movie. Fun movie. It's about like an old
racer that gets brought back into F one. It's Brad Pitt.
It's the same people that did Maverick. And they said
they did not want Tom cruise because they think he
would have pushed it too far. In other words, he
would have got killed. He would have got behind the
wheel of the car and done every fucking thing he kids.
Speaker 4: Isn't there another Top Gun coming out?
Speaker 2: Yeah? There is a Fallow Last fantastic. I though it
was great. It was great. I think Baseball is coming
out too.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 6: I saw that the guy that played Bob in the
news in the new Top Gun is that's Bill palmer
Son yep.
Speaker 2: And he's gonna be in the news baseballs with his dad,
with his dad, and I think, uh, who's ninety eight
year old mel Brooks is going to be the Yoda
cat Yogurt?
Speaker 4: That F one sounds kind of interesting. Is that coming
out June twenty seventh at the theater?
Speaker 2: Yeah? First Prison just went to the F one last
yesterday in Montreal. Yeah. I want to go to indian
next year. Wants to come to indian I.
Speaker 12: Would like to go to Indy for the NASCAR for
that one, No, for the for the Indianapolis five hundred.
Speaker 2: It would be fun to go down on that infield. Yeah,
that to me is more intriguing than I've always.
Speaker 4: Just the people watching. Yes, when is that race?
Speaker 2: It's a weekend. It's always that Sunday in Anneapolis.
Speaker 4: That could be a cold weekend.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right, it could be. It could be what's
a cost to get in the infield? We'll talk to
find We'll talk to my neighbor and see if she
knows anybody. I thought it was like three three grand, No,
three hundred, Yeah, I thought it was three hundred. That's it,
I thought. But I don't please, don't call me on that,
and I'll talk to my friend Aldo that it would
be fun, right, there's something about that that's the roar
to car.
Speaker 4: It went, it would be cool. Yeah, it's like the
Daytona five hundred. I'd like to go, just to go,
just to go.
Speaker 5: I went it was freezing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my buddy just got right Daytona.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's yeah.
Speaker 4: This year my buddy wore a jacket and everything.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Mark distracted Marc.
Speaker 4: Taking a mirror up there?
Speaker 2: You know what that city we should we should suck
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Speaker 13: My heart's like a lord with the welcome son.
Speaker 2: A lot of folks passed through.
Speaker 8: Don't think twas.
Speaker 2: Vaina. I said something nice about you.
Speaker 5: I just wanted him to know that. It wasn't like
I just mentioned you are passing, But I was like, oh,
my friend march he Rety's.
Speaker 2: Got a welcome now, now your friends. She's a poor,
poor guy.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: That's right, God Blossom, it was a good time. That
was a good time. I had everything else to do.
It's terrible, don't know mark any moment. Now this this
person could come in the night.
Speaker 11: The love of your life.
Speaker 2: There. Oh there she is. Yes, you gotta come in.
Speaker 13: Now, you've gotta come in.
Speaker 2: Now you've got to come in.
Speaker 13: Yeah, there it is.
Speaker 2: Oh she brought for that. Look at that you want
to drink?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, look at this?
Speaker 5: Wait, maybe I want to go on a date with you. Wow, okay, okay,
are you not passing them around?
Speaker 2: Oh? What are you looking at me? Good?
Speaker 4: By the way, yes, yeah, do you like the uh
get in here, because we're on what I think would
be good for these So she's bringing this lucky dog.
This Lucky Dog is a really good product. It just
came out and Dave Portnoy actually is part of this
and the money goes to rescuing dogs.
Speaker 2: He's a big he has a whole Instagram page for
a good Really is that the guy that if.
Speaker 4: You like our surf sides and stuff like that, this
is a little less uh sweet?
Speaker 5: Okay because it's lemonade, which is fine. I don't like
the surf sides because I don't like iced tea.
Speaker 4: These aren't sweet. I've seen just lemonade to the surf side.
Lemonade is very sweet?
Speaker 2: Are not right? I know he's he's clammed up his ut.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, go back to the night I
bought some Jakar last week.
Speaker 2: Oh no you didn't. Where did you find him?
Speaker 4: Back up?
Speaker 2: Where did you find.
Speaker 4: Five am on a tiktokop? I saw on it and
I bought it very influenced at five eyes my Apple
car being attached to my phone is the worst ever.
Speaker 2: HI buy shit and of a sudden comes I want
to try it. One of these? Please? Can I have blueberry?
I love a peach.
Speaker 4: It loves a peach.
Speaker 2: Well, I like blueberry too. If there's blueberry or whatever else,
I don't care brewberry? Okay, fine, all right?
Speaker 5: You want peach raspberry or original?
Speaker 2: Or do you want coconut coconut rum? No, I'll do
the original? Oh g sandwich night you might need to
diet school night Mark, Lucky One lemonade, non sharbonnade lost?
Does this all all the money go to or a
portion of it go to the dogs? It's probably on
the back, I think, because Portnoy's got a whole page.
Oh yeah, Oh I got crushed. I got rushed.
Speaker 4: Doesn't say how much, but I know he's got a
big part of this. Yeah, well that's really good him.
When we're in Nashville and the bar, they have a
big stand up front of him. I took a picture
over mister, no fucking fly. You know nothing about people
what you have?
Speaker 2: Yes? All right, it's b it's the brother. Are we
allowed yes? Are we allowed to say? You don't want
your name? All right? Do we do we not put
you on camera? Should I not put you on camera? Either?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, well you were on for a second. It's Mellory.
That's okay.
Speaker 11: The peach is actually pretty good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I don't know. I have questions for you
that just questions like why would you do You gotta
get Laura shut the fuck up to the question.
Speaker 4: Good luck, dick in her mouth?
Speaker 2: Where's the thing? Hey, we have your kryptonite. It's called
the dick lasers thing. Distract.
Speaker 4: Just give her that.
Speaker 2: She'll be playing with it for twenty minutes. So wait,
what what made you want to like take this opportunity
to potentially go out with both these guys? Yeah, you
are not on camera, not on camera. You are not
on camera. We have kept you off camera. But you
don't like it. Okay, you don't have to have money.
But what made you want to do? Like Doug? Doug
through that.
Speaker 11: Yes, and he is very musically knowledgeable.
Speaker 2: And it's yes, that's that is the thing for you music.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and Doug's funny, No, he's not. I'm trying to
get buried.
Speaker 2: Here, m right there. Yeah, there you go. That sounds
to you right there, that's it. That's that's the sale
right there. It sounds perfect.
Speaker 11: I would have done this completely different.
Speaker 2: By the way, what do you mean leaning leaning.
Speaker 11: Done this differently.
Speaker 5: I would have like had me come in.
Speaker 11: Without We tried that last week.
Speaker 2: We did try that here last week.
Speaker 11: Answer a text?
Speaker 2: Okay, I went, I always luck were you three? No,
I say, he doesn't answer my going to pay you
to I suppose about a friend stance ninety five and
I don't get a tax hang on, but you messaged
on Facebook, right the only way I know what I know? Yes,
it is the only way. Had a contract. I guess
that's true. So put the guinness light in the sky,
he'll come run.
Speaker 11: And you didn't answer me, and I didn't know because
you didn't tell me.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, yeah, I didn't anyway.
Speaker 5: I would have done this differently, but it is.
Speaker 10: What it is.
Speaker 2: In the future, just reach out to me. I'll handle it.
He doesn't know how to works, okay, So yeah, you
would have come in and talked all about this and
met Laura. Got Laura to be like, I'll go with
you because I had a plan. But oh what was Laura?
Laura can't go wait wait, I want to know.
Speaker 11: The plan, like go to where Doug works and sit
at the bar.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't have known who I was.
Speaker 4: No, he still won't you would you would have got
up and left.
Speaker 2: No, wait, no he's not. He's not. He's always not.
He's not gonna tell him. Why would I tell him?
Speaker 4: I would be interested in sitting in it on that though.
Speaker 2: I kind of would be too.
Speaker 4: I would be interested in sitting in that, you know,
sitting in on what? And I would go with you, guys,
I would sit and watch and see how much he
funks it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tr TRD by my house. I want to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't go there enough to do that though,
where b TV.
Speaker 2: I don't go out to him.
Speaker 4: Plus, he can't do it to be TV because everybody
knows him and they'll make fun of him.
Speaker 2: And marks more Hooligan's kind of guy.
Speaker 4: So I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this you would have done it where you
went to where they were? They sucks.
Speaker 4: It's under pressure?
Speaker 2: What's under pressure?
Speaker 4: Always under pressure?
Speaker 2: No pressure?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well I got a lot of pressure walking in here.
Speaker 2: Well it all seemed to go away pretty quickly.
Speaker 4: And I just kinda slam that blueberry. You'll be fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what what kind of pressure?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What what are you nervous about?
Speaker 11: I'm not nervous anymore.
Speaker 2: But in the beginning, well, there is that awkwardness, would
be nervous yet before. But they're all cool people and
there are people you listen to on the podcast. I
know you do, and yes, that's what I mean, And
she does, she comments, she'll send things. I see it,
I see it all. So I figured for you. It's
kind of like, so it's friends. They had no face
until now. No, well, let me rephrase that, because what
I'm saying is like, you didn't know them really in person.
Speaker 11: Until now you guys, and you don't know me.
Speaker 2: We just want to know because I know we're liquors
or is this right by his place? How many times
a week.
Speaker 4: Is he in the liquor store? A few days there
and I have not been in he goes to day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got to get it delivered to him.
Speaker 4: Now is the car learning from his kid?
Speaker 2: All right? Well, I kind of like this idea. Well,
we'll have to figure out the nuances of it, but
I think this would be fun if people are in.
Speaker 4: If people are in, like Bill, my money is on Mark.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought Mark. See they're seeing that. It's like,
but you can't skew it because she doesn't know what
guess she could listen, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she listens to the show. She knows the difference.
I mean, an adult conversation without you, without breaking out
a joke every thirty seconds.
Speaker 2: You do, somebody has to no, no, no, Doug. She
thinks he's funny.
Speaker 11: You're a snotty fuck.
Speaker 2: I love it. You're a snotty fucks. It is that wife,
give to you?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what I didn't mean. Wait wait wait.
Speaker 11: Wait wait wait I already had a husband.
Speaker 2: I thought there was a.
Speaker 4: Involved you know, sorry that was the case.
Speaker 2: I'd win. Well, I think yeah.
Speaker 11: I like questions.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, Laura, any question. What do
you like to do?
Speaker 5: Yeah, describe your perfect date A big concert?
Speaker 2: I want to go to the Fairport Music for.
Speaker 4: If I said that throw yes, by the way, that
was the light of the fucking night. That was the
line in the fucking night.
Speaker 2: All right, fair Form Music.
Speaker 4: I hope she's not listening she is. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I wanted to be the one that said it. I
knew I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I was staying away from it. I know, was Holster Laura's.
Laura asked her, when's the last time you've been on
a date.
Speaker 8: A few months ago.
Speaker 4: Dating scenes sucks.
Speaker 2: Where did you meet the person who went to day?
Have you done dating signs? No? I don't do dating.
Speaker 11: In my past?
Speaker 2: And do you like him? No? I mean here I am.
It didn't work out for me? Was it a one
date with this guy? And that said?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I went on?
Speaker 2: What was the deal breaker?
Speaker 4: He was inconsistent?
Speaker 2: Inconsistent meaning what good joke here? Bad joke there?
Speaker 4: It's not even It wasn't like, especially when it's new,
you gotta have some attention.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you got no communication when it's new, you're fucked.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a married guy. Two days later, Fine,
thanks for you. Oh it's a married guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a married guy.
Speaker 2: Not married, just dumb there.
Speaker 11: He's mentally all there.
Speaker 2: He was just kind of he just wasn't that into it.
He just wasn't that into it. He's gonna be that guy,
you know if something better comes along? Well, I guess not. Hey, okay,
are you sorry? I didn't see this. I didn't see
this for four days? Yeah that was the last date. Yeah, okay,
all right, what do you what would be a fun
date for you just to go out to be me
to go see some music.
Speaker 4: Okay, you have a small bite to eat somewhere.
Speaker 5: Chill.
Speaker 2: There's a great show come up in August to be TV.
They got food and bands. Yeah, I know, and we
got our good old the parenting. Well who's playing there
this year? I don't even know. Okay, that's a big one.
Speaker 11: It's almost dead. It's a two days show.
Speaker 2: Who's almost dead?
Speaker 11: Joe Russo?
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. That's how you said, Joe Ricado?
Speaker 4: He's the next day?
Speaker 5: No, because well maybe maybe I'll go on the last day.
Dark Star Orchestra is playing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big dam band.
Speaker 11: That's why I would go.
Speaker 5: But the Joe Russo is almost dead as the same weekend.
Speaker 2: Do you like jam bands?
Speaker 4: I love jam?
Speaker 2: Oh right there? Hey, you know what.
Speaker 4: Like if you're gonna go out what kind of music
do you want to go here?
Speaker 2: If you're gonna go out?
Speaker 16: If I go here?
Speaker 4: No, if you go out any.
Speaker 2: If you want to out here on the like yeah,
fair Port, I live here.
Speaker 4: So let's say you go out to a bar and
they have music.
Speaker 2: What do you want to hear? Do you want to
hear rock? Country?
Speaker 4: What is it I want to hear rock?
Speaker 11: I want to hear acoustic.
Speaker 2: Acoustic ship so even some country may work in a
little bit of contry. Yeah, you know country country.
Speaker 4: No Keith, No, I mean K two has got a
nice little acoustic fest this weekend on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Do they really right down by the bay? Yep?
Speaker 4: Oh good, go to alvi it doesn't it doesn't rain.
That's pretty Who's what a bunch of acoustic as Alvis?
Speaker 2: First and get coffee? Yeah, and get coffee. Sounds like
a date mark you just set up, you know.
Speaker 4: Why don't you go get brunch? Then stop at Alvio's,
get some coffee. Yeah, brunch at bt B, and then
you can go to K two and here's some great
acoustic music and it would be a great time for Mark.
Speaker 7: So Matt's gonna have to have him staff meeting before
the before.
Speaker 2: B t B.
Speaker 4: Here's the good news is the bar hunder on Sunday.
Speaker 2: She's nice to you. She doesn't know you that well,
but but I'm pretty sure she's pretty much athing ever. Hey,
the bartender's nicely. She doesn't know you that well. You
don't when I complete asshole you really are?
Speaker 7: Now, you know, I stay I stay away from there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nor I get the food. I get the food
to go. Yes, well the food is fantastic. It's okay.
I give you that whiskey. How about whiskey and a cigar? Lounge?
Sgar lounge? Isn't that your placer? Over and next by
Papa John's. It's not whiskey though, No, whiskey and a cigar.
I like bourbon and a cigar. Same thing.
Speaker 4: You like bourbon, You don't see them like a bourbon girl.
Speaker 2: You like cigars.
Speaker 4: Sure, it's gonna be a great thing.
Speaker 2: I actually go to the next could be fun.
Speaker 4: Go to next, have a nice bourbon a cigar.
Speaker 2: Do not picky about what anything? She's open to anything. Well, no,
I didn't mean that. It's not Laura.
Speaker 4: The pen will find out.
Speaker 2: Where did that pen go?
Speaker 4: Laura put it in a person? Hold on, it's on
your She's gonna try and take it for she loves.
This is the the penis laser pen. And look at
Kevin when you get back to you you got the
right side.
Speaker 2: I think you got the wrong side. There you go.
Speaker 4: That's a little stubby. So there's Doug. This is this
is Doug right here. There's Mark.
Speaker 2: That's that's that's Billy's the that's a butt plug.
Speaker 4: Alright, alright, Laura had fun playing with it for like
twenty minutes earlier.
Speaker 11: When I came in.
Speaker 2: There's gonna be some sort of laur this, well, there
would be Lauren. We need t shirts and say, Lauren ists.
Speaker 4: I told you people talk about the podcast and they're like,
it's fun when Laura's.
Speaker 2: On there, Lauren is.
Speaker 4: I got people in Florida, South Carolina listen, and they
like it better when she's on because it's like it's lively.
She They like the sexual talk, obviously, they don't rule.
Speaker 2: With her talking about sucking dick. They want to hear
Jesus Mark one half a sheelter and he's talking about
sucking dicks March. He's up on selters and Slurpyes, I
don't know. I feel like I feel like you get
the fir advantage here over time. Let me get a dick.
I don't know. I mean, let her go out with
Doug first.
Speaker 4: Then okay, she just made a face like she bit
into a He's like the home team, you want to
state the last at bat, but that could be sloppy.
She said something smaller. I don't think you want to
go to exotic dinner.
Speaker 2: No, I like to I like the idea, like brunch,
A small bikes. Why don't we all go to brunch?
Oh no, when not hang out? Wait? What did she say?
Speaker 4: I go out with them at the same time, and
we could put one at the bar area and one
at the dining room area. We could just go back
and forth. I've seen one disappears, you know, just choose
the other. I'll cover the cost of brunch and we
do it. Okay, well, look at that for either guy.
Speaker 2: But Doug can eat, so you might get he might
get that trade for two. Think about it.
Speaker 4: We'll givehim a burrito.
Speaker 2: He'll be fine, Mark, think about it.
Speaker 7: We really, I mean, are we really gonna do this corn.
Speaker 2: No place at the same time. No, no, no, we're kidding,
kidding about that sort of Yeah, it would be you're
you're at B t B and then Dug's down at
Red Robin.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: His choice.
Speaker 4: There's nobody over there, so you're good taste in comedy.
But yeah, I mean that part. That part I mentioned
a bad part.
Speaker 5: The oogied.
Speaker 4: Such bad podcast. When you're ducking off the fucking mic,
put the mic to your mouth.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. I'm trying to, you know, give our guests right.
Speaker 2: She's trying to step into this game. We've said no names,
we've and you're you have. We were on camera briefly.
Speaker 4: Anybody listening. He's like, I can't hear Laura. This is bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Laura's likes to Laura SR all right, we'll uh,
we'll close it out. I don't know how are we
good with this? I love this idea. I mean, we
could do like speed dating. They could be in the
same place.
Speaker 7: And he went us in the same place very badly,
don't you no?
Speaker 4: I I don't maybe even fun to see it separate.
I want a real, realer contest on this, and I'm
telling you my money is on Mark. I don't care
if that slights it or not. She looks she thinks
Doug is funny though, which I mean only like four
people do, so that's.
Speaker 2: Kind of Doug has moments.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who's genuinely funny?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: That's funny when a babe a lot of beer with
some stuff. When when you're not here, it's like a
tree falls in the forest, Does it make a noise
if you're not there.
Speaker 11: Probably that.
Speaker 5: Obvious hold of them looks like right because of the
podcast marking right here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, laughing, silence, the sound of one hand clapping.
Speaker 11: I'm saying, it's not.
Speaker 5: Like because yeah there, it's not like you two are
sitting over here holding hands right now where you've got
to more than you already.
Speaker 2: I tell you we need an award for broadcasting excellence. Well,
I think so. I agree, I think so. I would
appreciate that. Uh like this idea. I'm very it's I
think you're pretty cool to just be open to the idea.
I agree, you know.
Speaker 11: I think they both should be lucky to You've got.
Speaker 4: Some big balls, I'll give you that. That's what I mean,
right in a good way, in a good way, in
a good way, and in a good way, bigger.
Speaker 2: Crazy one of the two.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love her her. What is that enthusiastic?
Speaker 4: I like your com Yeah, I like your compas coming
and put yourself out there conference. You had you had
the nerve to show up here tonight, which says a lot.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 4: I mean, Lord just wants to go drink, don't take
too much.
Speaker 2: Cop wants to try to get you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she'll take you out of dat in Toronto, and
don't worry, she won't talk to the mic at all.
Speaker 2: It's okay, B show. Where do you think we go
from here? Mark? What do we say? You will see?
Speaker 7: We will find it out.
Speaker 2: We'll find out, we will find out. This isn't wait
continued to be continued. I mean it sounded like you
had a Sunday was Sunday? You see acoustic at K two.
Speaker 4: Sunday K two and they're not around. Well, if they
go to it's probably unfair for him to go to
b TV just because people know him and they're gonna
bust his balls and she might get the wrong idea.
And there's people there, although she doesn't seem like that
type of.
Speaker 2: The fucking customer's name about the employees? All right, well,
I think everybody I think never know who shows up.
You never know all of a sudden, Terry and Rick
show up, and I promise he does not Here comes Kevin,
comes Laura Ricks, it comes Rich. I don't know these
people for Kevin bro you're backing my show for math?
Who that Texas Stowe? What is that called again?
Speaker 4: Cowboy pork think about this for a second.
Speaker 2: Thank you, cowboy pork mon freaking unbelievable. With the pulled pork,
the barbecue saw us the mac and cheese, bacon for
Laura who everybody and the bacon? He asked who everybody loves?
And Laura's on for Laura makes Mondays. It wasn't for Laura.
Mondays was suck. That's okay. Too much personality, way too
much personality. I want to go back on Tuesdays. And
don't forget, don't forget our friend Mallory who brought the
Lucky Dog, Mallory who brought the Lucky Ones. I like
it the Lucky One vodka original vodka drink adopted by
high noon, and then I know I'm Bill Moran. I
can't wait for this date to happen. We'll see you tomorrow.
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