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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lynching Taco Show has brought you by Petties Meats on

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<v Speaker 2>State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of

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<v Speaker 2>I four. Petties is the best. If you stood on

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<v Speaker 2>the roof at Petties, you could see my house. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that's true. Well it's really not true because the wood

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<v Speaker 2>large wooded area there, but.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yeah, it's close to his house. Bye, by uh design. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I love it. Love Petties. You do as well. That's

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<v Speaker 3>why they've been in business for over forty years doing

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<v Speaker 3>what they do there, which is nothing but top quality

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<v Speaker 3>good eats. Yeah, every time that I take I four

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<v Speaker 3>home from Samrna. You know, darn well right there, pat

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<v Speaker 3>Hunk dunking right in high quality meat, sides, desserts, wine,

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<v Speaker 3>craft beer. Go in there, pour yourself in ice cold

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<v Speaker 3>free draft beer.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be doing another one of their craft beer and

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<v Speaker 2>wine tastings on a Saturday afternoon one to four. There

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<v Speaker 2>Patty's four thirty four and Long which just wes to

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<v Speaker 2>I four open Monday through Saturday ten to six. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget to get your voted forever clear. But in

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<v Speaker 2>that way, oh right right, the h that ever clears

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<v Speaker 2>the feature? Do you say we played artists this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>About fifteen more minutes to do that on the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>Willie Nelson, in a new interview with Forbes magazine, just

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<v Speaker 2>revealed something that some of you go say, what cash right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if it's Forbes, it's got to be well obviously, Willy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he no longer smokes pot. What Willy stopped smoking pot?

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<v Speaker 2>He'll do some edibles here and there. Oh okay. But

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<v Speaker 2>in the new interview, he was asked, is how do

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<v Speaker 2>you stay fresh out there on the road, and he says, well,

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<v Speaker 2>can't smoke anymore. My lungs have already said don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't really do that anymore except a few edibles.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Welly Nelson. He's ninety two years old. Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>He was my dad's favorite, you know, when we were

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<v Speaker 3>growing up. So I know he's here. Well and Nelson.

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<v Speaker 3>We were driving to the Bass Vision, you know, will

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<v Speaker 3>he's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to this. Yeah. When asked what makes him happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Will He said, I enjoy seeing people get together and

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<v Speaker 2>forget about everything except music. I think there's a great

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<v Speaker 2>positive exchange that takes place. We don't care what political

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<v Speaker 2>affiliation you're with, what color you are, It doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>if you like music. Come on and join us, Amen, Willie,

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I like you too. You ever seen him

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<v Speaker 2>in concert? I have not.

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<v Speaker 3>I have corn Festival, Yeah, good Man, good Man.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe he's ninety two already already, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>ninety two period. That's just like wow. Talking weed goes

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<v Speaker 2>hand in hand with Munkey's right. What better munchies and

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<v Speaker 2>some chips, some flavorful chips, taco You know, I like chips.

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<v Speaker 2>And you said we have a new one. Actually there's

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<v Speaker 2>three new ones that have been out there for limited time.

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<v Speaker 2>As Lays has been conducting their annual do us a

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<v Speaker 2>Flavor Chip competition, they have decided on this year's winner,

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<v Speaker 2>who will receive one million dollars. I didn't know they

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<v Speaker 2>got a million dollars. I did they? You know got something? Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how many people submitted their flavor idea

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<v Speaker 2>for this contest this year add to ten million, seven

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand different ideas for a specialty lace potato chip.

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<v Speaker 2>I know they've done dill pickle chip. They well, they've

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<v Speaker 2>been doing this for years. But the three that made

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<v Speaker 2>it to uh in stores this year were the Valentina

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<v Speaker 2>and Lime flavored chips, Wavy Korean style fried chicken, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there was the winner, the cacon grilled cheese chips

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<v Speaker 2>that was submitted by someone in Oklahoma. Out of those three,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the one you pick, right, Oh yeah, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not even sure what Valentina what is that? And what

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<v Speaker 2>was there? Valentina and Lime, Wavy Korean style fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, I don't want a chip to taste like chicken.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, if I want chicken, I'm gonna have chicken

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<v Speaker 3>or every other meat that you don't know, any frog

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<v Speaker 3>legs and.

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<v Speaker 2>The frog leg you know chip.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I was just saying how everybody says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it tastes like chicken, but frog legs are good.

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<v Speaker 2>But they do taste like chicken, absolutely do. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>whenever this comes up, and I don't need to sidetrack here,

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<v Speaker 2>it's always the same thing. Someone go oh frog legs gross?

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<v Speaker 2>And first question, have you ever actually tried them? Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>they just look gross. A lot of things just look gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really think about it? Chicken wing could look

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<v Speaker 2>gross because you think of it on that little chick. Look, pat,

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<v Speaker 2>see my wings right here, lop them right off? I

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<v Speaker 2>think did you think like a true vegan over there? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what you think would be hilarious if they

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<v Speaker 3>served frog legs with the balls.

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<v Speaker 2>Fat? Think of it came like this right laying on

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<v Speaker 2>your plate.

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<v Speaker 3>Then somebody could say it just looks gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you guys have to at a Catholic school?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you guys have to dissect the frog?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know the pig too, that was the pig

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<v Speaker 2>one kind of yeah, advanced class. They were doing dogs. Cats, yeah, cats, cats, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>those were the smart kids. I was not one of those.

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<v Speaker 2>The pig just that smell of oh no, I'm it's tinned. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I watched a chick go straight down on the you know,

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<v Speaker 3>the linoleum floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Out like a light. I was gonna give her CPR,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, police are sure you are, police were

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<v Speaker 2>called to You didn't know it's Fairfax count. That was

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<v Speaker 2>for the advanced class, exact life saving. You're too dumb

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<v Speaker 2>to learn how to save someone's life can't just sit

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<v Speaker 2>in the corner in color as the class a teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>I said this sucks, and she wrote me up and

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<v Speaker 3>sent me a referral, and I got paddled for saying

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<v Speaker 3>this sucks because it's something about I failed to test

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<v Speaker 3>and I whatever. But it's also the one pat where

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<v Speaker 3>they prick your finger, you know, to check your bood typing. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna see a b negave. This is before age

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<v Speaker 3>was anything. I'm guessing I'm just no, because they're pricking

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<v Speaker 3>everybody's fingers. People didn't even know what rubbers were back anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they just had him in your back pocket, never used them.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to point out at this point, this

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<v Speaker 2>particular conversation started off about potato chips, and look where

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<v Speaker 2>we have found ourselves. That's how this show rolls.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a car, you know, when you see that

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<v Speaker 3>one going through the hood on no tires anymore. There's

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<v Speaker 3>just flames, sparks shooting out. That's this show. But that's

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<v Speaker 3>the class where they'd prick you to see your blood type,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'd be the guy back there holding my finger

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<v Speaker 3>with as much pressure as possible, right, So it's spurred

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<v Speaker 3>all in and go and then let it go. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>go all over the wall. That's what I got in

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<v Speaker 3>trouble for first. Yeah, that's what it was. And then

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<v Speaker 3>the teacher scolded me. I said, this sucks. Didn't work

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<v Speaker 3>out too well.

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<v Speaker 2>Fairfax County, Virginia police there were called to a to

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<v Speaker 2>the Budget Host Traveler's Motel in Alexandria. Oh good, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you're driving and that's the only place you

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<v Speaker 3>see to stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Budget Host Travelers Motel in Alexandria for a report.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep in mind this is Virginia. I'm looking up a

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<v Speaker 3>budget host. I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get to the six foot alligator? That is

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<v Speaker 2>an alligator?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>There is actually are outside of the If I laid

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<v Speaker 2>down next to its probably about sixteen I would bring

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<v Speaker 2>your dog inside. There's an alligator over here. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a six foot alligator that had apparently escaped while being transported.

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<v Speaker 3>The place sudn't look too bad. Oh would escape while

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<v Speaker 3>being transported? Because when you were shocked with a gators

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<v Speaker 3>in West Virginia, I mean they have been to Carolina,

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<v Speaker 3>so why not.

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<v Speaker 2>That's borderline section eight.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but come on, dude, Okay, the question is you've

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<v Speaker 3>been road tripping fifteen hours and you can sleep on

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<v Speaker 3>the side of the road in your car and possibly

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<v Speaker 3>get a hit by a semi or you stay there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not sleeping on the sheets right. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>agree to disagree. I think this one follow Orlando's rock

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<v Speaker 2>station