Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the
Speaker 2: Lynching Taco Show has brought you by Petties Meats on
Speaker 2: State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of
Speaker 2: I four. Petties is the best. If you stood on
Speaker 2: the roof at Petties, you could see my house. Yeah
Speaker 2: that's true. Well it's really not true because the wood
Speaker 2: large wooded area there, but.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's close to his house. Bye, by uh design. Yes,
Speaker 3: I love it. Love Petties. You do as well. That's
Speaker 3: why they've been in business for over forty years doing
Speaker 3: what they do there, which is nothing but top quality
Speaker 3: good eats. Yeah, every time that I take I four
Speaker 3: home from Samrna. You know, darn well right there, pat
Speaker 3: Hunk dunking right in high quality meat, sides, desserts, wine,
Speaker 3: craft beer. Go in there, pour yourself in ice cold
Speaker 3: free draft beer.
Speaker 2: You'd be doing another one of their craft beer and
Speaker 2: wine tastings on a Saturday afternoon one to four. There
Speaker 2: Patty's four thirty four and Long which just wes to
Speaker 2: I four open Monday through Saturday ten to six. Oh,
Speaker 2: don't forget to get your voted forever clear. But in
Speaker 2: that way, oh right right, the h that ever clears
Speaker 2: the feature? Do you say we played artists this morning?
Speaker 2: About fifteen more minutes to do that on the Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Willie Nelson, in a new interview with Forbes magazine, just
Speaker 2: revealed something that some of you go say, what cash right?
Speaker 2: You know, if it's Forbes, it's got to be well obviously, Willy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he no longer smokes pot. What Willy stopped smoking pot?
Speaker 2: He'll do some edibles here and there. Oh okay. But
Speaker 2: in the new interview, he was asked, is how do
Speaker 2: you stay fresh out there on the road, and he says, well,
Speaker 2: can't smoke anymore. My lungs have already said don't do that.
Speaker 2: So I don't really do that anymore except a few edibles.
Speaker 2: I love Welly Nelson. He's ninety two years old. Oh.
Speaker 3: He was my dad's favorite, you know, when we were
Speaker 3: growing up. So I know he's here. Well and Nelson.
Speaker 3: We were driving to the Bass Vision, you know, will
Speaker 3: he's all.
Speaker 2: Listen to this. Yeah. When asked what makes him happy.
Speaker 2: Will He said, I enjoy seeing people get together and
Speaker 2: forget about everything except music. I think there's a great
Speaker 2: positive exchange that takes place. We don't care what political
Speaker 2: affiliation you're with, what color you are, It doesn't matter
Speaker 2: if you like music. Come on and join us, Amen, Willie,
Speaker 2: That's why I like you too. You ever seen him
Speaker 2: in concert? I have not.
Speaker 3: I have corn Festival, Yeah, good Man, good Man.
Speaker 2: I can't believe he's ninety two already already, I mean
Speaker 2: ninety two period. That's just like wow. Talking weed goes
Speaker 2: hand in hand with Munkey's right. What better munchies and
Speaker 2: some chips, some flavorful chips, taco You know, I like chips.
Speaker 2: And you said we have a new one. Actually there's
Speaker 2: three new ones that have been out there for limited time.
Speaker 2: As Lays has been conducting their annual do us a
Speaker 2: Flavor Chip competition, they have decided on this year's winner,
Speaker 2: who will receive one million dollars. I didn't know they
Speaker 2: got a million dollars. I did they? You know got something? Wow?
Speaker 2: Do you know how many people submitted their flavor idea
Speaker 2: for this contest this year add to ten million, seven
Speaker 2: hundred thousand different ideas for a specialty lace potato chip.
Speaker 2: I know they've done dill pickle chip. They well, they've
Speaker 2: been doing this for years. But the three that made
Speaker 2: it to uh in stores this year were the Valentina
Speaker 2: and Lime flavored chips, Wavy Korean style fried chicken, and
Speaker 2: then there was the winner, the cacon grilled cheese chips
Speaker 2: that was submitted by someone in Oklahoma. Out of those three,
Speaker 2: that's the one you pick, right, Oh yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not even sure what Valentina what is that? And what
Speaker 2: was there? Valentina and Lime, Wavy Korean style fried chicken.
Speaker 3: Nah, I don't want a chip to taste like chicken.
Speaker 3: You know, if I want chicken, I'm gonna have chicken
Speaker 3: or every other meat that you don't know, any frog
Speaker 3: legs and.
Speaker 2: The frog leg you know chip.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was just saying how everybody says, yeah,
Speaker 3: it tastes like chicken, but frog legs are good.
Speaker 2: But they do taste like chicken, absolutely do. But you know,
Speaker 2: whenever this comes up, and I don't need to sidetrack here,
Speaker 2: it's always the same thing. Someone go oh frog legs gross?
Speaker 2: And first question, have you ever actually tried them? Well, no,
Speaker 2: they just look gross. A lot of things just look gross.
Speaker 2: Do you really think about it? Chicken wing could look
Speaker 2: gross because you think of it on that little chick. Look, pat,
Speaker 2: see my wings right here, lop them right off? I
Speaker 2: think did you think like a true vegan over there? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know what you think would be hilarious if they
Speaker 3: served frog legs with the balls.
Speaker 2: Fat? Think of it came like this right laying on
Speaker 2: your plate.
Speaker 3: Then somebody could say it just looks gross.
Speaker 2: Did you guys have to at a Catholic school?
Speaker 3: Did you guys have to dissect the frog?
Speaker 2: I didn't know the pig too, that was the pig
Speaker 2: one kind of yeah, advanced class. They were doing dogs. Cats, yeah, cats, cats, Yeah,
Speaker 2: those were the smart kids. I was not one of those.
Speaker 2: The pig just that smell of oh no, I'm it's tinned. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I watched a chick go straight down on the you know,
Speaker 3: the linoleum floor.
Speaker 2: Out like a light. I was gonna give her CPR,
Speaker 2: but you know, police are sure you are, police were
Speaker 2: called to You didn't know it's Fairfax count. That was
Speaker 2: for the advanced class, exact life saving. You're too dumb
Speaker 2: to learn how to save someone's life can't just sit
Speaker 2: in the corner in color as the class a teacher.
Speaker 3: I said this sucks, and she wrote me up and
Speaker 3: sent me a referral, and I got paddled for saying
Speaker 3: this sucks because it's something about I failed to test
Speaker 3: and I whatever. But it's also the one pat where
Speaker 3: they prick your finger, you know, to check your bood typing. Oh,
Speaker 3: we're gonna see a b negave. This is before age
Speaker 3: was anything. I'm guessing I'm just no, because they're pricking
Speaker 3: everybody's fingers. People didn't even know what rubbers were back anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they just had him in your back pocket, never used them.
Speaker 2: I would like to point out at this point, this
Speaker 2: particular conversation started off about potato chips, and look where
Speaker 2: we have found ourselves. That's how this show rolls.
Speaker 3: It's like a car, you know, when you see that
Speaker 3: one going through the hood on no tires anymore. There's
Speaker 3: just flames, sparks shooting out. That's this show. But that's
Speaker 3: the class where they'd prick you to see your blood type,
Speaker 3: and I'd be the guy back there holding my finger
Speaker 3: with as much pressure as possible, right, So it's spurred
Speaker 3: all in and go and then let it go. I'll
Speaker 3: go all over the wall. That's what I got in
Speaker 3: trouble for first. Yeah, that's what it was. And then
Speaker 3: the teacher scolded me. I said, this sucks. Didn't work
Speaker 3: out too well.
Speaker 2: Fairfax County, Virginia police there were called to a to
Speaker 2: the Budget Host Traveler's Motel in Alexandria. Oh good, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: But if you're driving and that's the only place you
Speaker 3: see to stop.
Speaker 2: Budget Host Travelers Motel in Alexandria for a report.
Speaker 3: Keep in mind this is Virginia. I'm looking up a
Speaker 3: budget host. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Can I get to the six foot alligator? That is
Speaker 2: an alligator?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: There is actually are outside of the If I laid
Speaker 2: down next to its probably about sixteen I would bring
Speaker 2: your dog inside. There's an alligator over here. It was
Speaker 2: a six foot alligator that had apparently escaped while being transported.
Speaker 3: The place sudn't look too bad. Oh would escape while
Speaker 3: being transported? Because when you were shocked with a gators
Speaker 3: in West Virginia, I mean they have been to Carolina,
Speaker 3: so why not.
Speaker 2: That's borderline section eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but come on, dude, Okay, the question is you've
Speaker 3: been road tripping fifteen hours and you can sleep on
Speaker 3: the side of the road in your car and possibly
Speaker 3: get a hit by a semi or you stay there.
Speaker 2: I'm just not sleeping on the sheets right. I can't
Speaker 2: agree to disagree. I think this one follow Orlando's rock
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