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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let you tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, before we get going with idiotology, here, if you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't voted yet for this morning she say we play,

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<v Speaker 2>you might want to A, so you have a say

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<v Speaker 2>in which Nirvana song we play at nine o'clock. You

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<v Speaker 2>get three choices at the Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>And B because you could win corn tickets for that

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<v Speaker 3>jar R road show. The three songs you're voting on

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<v Speaker 3>from Nirvana Jr. Facebook page on a plane polly verse

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<v Speaker 3>chorus verse, which one.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it gonna be? Then we'll randomly pick one of

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<v Speaker 2>you who votes to sund A corn.

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<v Speaker 3>Your vote could be the one makes the decision.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought of you immediately when I saw this story,

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<v Speaker 2>because you have a well established Ikea phobia, Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 3>Not that I'm afraid, I'm just I don't like putting

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<v Speaker 3>stuff together, so it makes no sense for me to

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<v Speaker 3>go to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go or to want to participate in the whole Ikea experience,

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<v Speaker 2>the maze of the store, the boxed up furniture that

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<v Speaker 2>you then take home and assemble. Well, Taco, this may

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<v Speaker 2>be what you've been waiting for. Ikea is launching a

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<v Speaker 2>new website where customers will be able to sell their

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<v Speaker 2>used Ikea furniture, assuming it's already put together. I'm guessing

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<v Speaker 2>i'd have to be. It's called Ikea pre Owned. They're

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<v Speaker 2>testing it right now in Spain and Norway through the

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<v Speaker 2>end of the year, and they plan to roll it

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<v Speaker 2>out to other countries after that. Now, they already have

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<v Speaker 2>a small program where they sometimes buy back you stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and resell it, but this is going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>peer to peer marketplace where you'll be able to sell

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<v Speaker 2>your used Ikea crap to other people.

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<v Speaker 3>Directly to them. Yes, there's no middleman pricing in it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got a few bells and whistles. It'll make things

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit easier. It's featuring an AOO he's out.

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<v Speaker 2>It has an AI power database that adds images and

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<v Speaker 2>measurements for you, and you'll have the option of being

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<v Speaker 2>paid in cash or in Kia credit with a fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>percent bonus.

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<v Speaker 3>All those letters just booted me out ik e A

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<v Speaker 3>and then a I late sequel out uh huh for

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<v Speaker 3>B O B. Yeah, you did. Nothing's ever gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>you on board with the Ikea I have. Again, and

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<v Speaker 3>I say, I state this for the record. I have

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<v Speaker 3>nothing against Ikea. I just I don't like putting stuff together,

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<v Speaker 3>so there's really no use to me to very therapeutic taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Take it from a relatively new entrant in the putting

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<v Speaker 2>together stuff world.

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<v Speaker 3>That's your deal to teach yourself patience. I already have

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<v Speaker 3>patients with other things, so you're not talking me into it.

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<v Speaker 3>And again, I Keia, it's nothing against you. Plus it's

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<v Speaker 3>out out that way. How far I mean, that's out

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<v Speaker 3>of the zone of operation. True, Yeah, that's to be

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<v Speaker 3>how far from here?

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<v Speaker 2>About twelve miles right easily. And I don't see an

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<v Speaker 2>Ikea going up in the Maitland Winter Park zone of

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<v Speaker 2>operation for one Taco Bob anytime soon if ever. So okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, fair enough. But there may be others who

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<v Speaker 2>find this information useful.

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<v Speaker 3>That is useful because it'll just be delivered to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just buying it online and delivered right well from

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<v Speaker 3>someone who's already bought it and used it. Yes, fine,

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<v Speaker 3>okay with that, as long as not a bed or mattress.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have one request though, even though I won't

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<v Speaker 3>head to an Ikea because it's not my style.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I will not pick you up meat balls. I

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<v Speaker 2>know you too well.

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<v Speaker 3>We have worked together way too long. You can answer

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<v Speaker 3>my questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn you.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, I just put an Ikea kitchen in my

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<v Speaker 3>house with quartz countertops for eight thousand dollars. See that's

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<v Speaker 3>you lost me. It I just put I'm just not handy.

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<v Speaker 2>Another predictor, knowing Taco Bob, he will request a copy

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<v Speaker 2>of this story I'm about to tell you so he

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<v Speaker 2>can recycle it on Friday for his Good News network. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>a TV news helicopter crew spotted a missing child that

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<v Speaker 2>they were reporting on being missing.

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<v Speaker 4>So as my pilot, Eric Ross, and I were circling

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<v Speaker 4>around the building, we came across a person sitting in

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<v Speaker 4>a chair or here on the rooftop and he zumed

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<v Speaker 4>him with the camera. It appeared to be the child

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<v Speaker 4>that fit the description of the missing child. Now our

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<v Speaker 4>CBS New York News Assignment desk, they called the police department.

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<v Speaker 4>They set officers for the sixty fourth Precinct up to

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<v Speaker 4>the rooftop and sure enough they found the child sitting

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<v Speaker 4>in the chair. They gave us the thumbs up as

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<v Speaker 4>they went down with the child. We were able to

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<v Speaker 4>reunite him with his family. Just a few stories below.

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<v Speaker 3>He was sitting up in a chair on a roof

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<v Speaker 3>apparently and trying to get away from it all.

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<v Speaker 2>This was in Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 3>Out they're smoking a sig could be thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>the Good News Network story rated out by the CBS

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<v Speaker 3>News Center. Helicopter you know that, you know the guy's

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<v Speaker 3>name is, like, yeah, Worley, Dan Chopper, Dan, we have

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<v Speaker 3>one of those, you know, like the weather girl. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Cindy Storms, Dave Blades. Yeah, that's Danny Chopper. That's not

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<v Speaker 3>your name, says Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh so does Ikea actually offer the services of putting

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<v Speaker 3>together stuff for you, because that could be an option.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that is an offered service. I do not

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<v Speaker 2>know if it's attached to them per se or if

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<v Speaker 2>it's a third party operator. I'll guarantee you can find

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<v Speaker 2>people who are willing to do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Kaufman said yesterday, it's usually third part you know,

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<v Speaker 3>for because it takes the liability out of it, like

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<v Speaker 3>when they install your washing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you know, you're gonna get about five thousand

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<v Speaker 2>texts with an answer to that question right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, I realized that after I said it. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>when it comes out of your lips and you can't

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<v Speaker 3>grab it in time, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, we are in a day and age where if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to do something, there is at least

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<v Speaker 2>one person who's willing to do it for you for

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<v Speaker 2>a fee, no matter what it is. Literally, think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's true. Everything from assembling a table to lay him

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<v Speaker 3>back on it on OnlyFans. You know, somebody said, I can't,

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<v Speaker 3>I ca an't, I can't dissemble this. You want to

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<v Speaker 3>buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>A lonely and potentially sexually frustrated bottle nosed dolphin has

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<v Speaker 2>been blamed for a spike in attacks on swimmers in

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<v Speaker 2>a Japanese seaside town.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he's attacking because he's got horn.

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<v Speaker 2>This bottlenose dolphin is believed to be behind at least

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<v Speaker 2>eighteen attacks near the town of Mima so far this year.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he is he getting like bottle knows a.

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<v Speaker 2>Rogue dolphin out there? He's on his own or it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't say if it's a male or female, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>biting people the dolphins do have those sharp teeth in

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<v Speaker 2>that they're quite playful, and I think the nipping at

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<v Speaker 2>one another is one of the ways they communicate with

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<v Speaker 2>each other. Cordy, right. But this is where the oceanographers

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever they are called come in with their theories

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<v Speaker 2>here as to that this is some rogue dolphin who

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<v Speaker 2>is sexually frustrated and just maybe perhaps approaching the wrong mates.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, no more text about putting stuff together.

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<v Speaker 3>That is wrong. A kia is not therapeutic. You need

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<v Speaker 3>to drink while putting stuff together. Yeah, they wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>charge me two grand.

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<v Speaker 2>From so is much think of that? Okay, you know

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<v Speaker 2>we've already we already lived here in central floor in

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<v Speaker 2>the shark bit capital of the world.

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<v Speaker 3>And we know that usually dolphins help us out with sharks.

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<v Speaker 3>We want to scare them off. Dolphins decide to flip

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<v Speaker 3>the script. We want to take that time. We all

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<v Speaker 3>see the dolphins is way more than sharks. I know,

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<v Speaker 3>if they just totally changed around and now that they

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<v Speaker 3>are attackers, you couldn't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Go in the water.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a movie about this yet? There should be?

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<v Speaker 3>You're not kidding rogue dolphins. We should trademark that right now,

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<v Speaker 3>we talked about it's trademarked, right if you say so,

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<v Speaker 3>the beach is not safe for labor day.

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<v Speaker 2>It's rogue dolphins. Wait, can we do a bottlene? Can

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<v Speaker 2>you can we add that to the sound effects human

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<v Speaker 2>beatbox dolphin dolphin? I think that sounds like a Mexican

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta get higher.

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like got somebody at exeiciding a piananda. No, it

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<v Speaker 3>would be like, Okay, that didn't work. Rogue rogue dolphin.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody's safe this labor day. Little Bobby got corn hold

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<v Speaker 3>by one flipper, flips out, bottle nose him. I want

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<v Speaker 3>to hear this, want jr r