Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let you tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right.
Speaker 2: Hey, before we get going with idiotology, here, if you
Speaker 2: haven't voted yet for this morning she say we play,
Speaker 2: you might want to A, so you have a say
Speaker 2: in which Nirvana song we play at nine o'clock. You
Speaker 2: get three choices at the Facebook page.
Speaker 3: And B because you could win corn tickets for that
Speaker 3: jar R road show. The three songs you're voting on
Speaker 3: from Nirvana Jr. Facebook page on a plane polly verse
Speaker 3: chorus verse, which one.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna be? Then we'll randomly pick one of
Speaker 2: you who votes to sund A corn.
Speaker 3: Your vote could be the one makes the decision.
Speaker 2: I thought of you immediately when I saw this story,
Speaker 2: because you have a well established Ikea phobia, Taco Bob.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm afraid, I'm just I don't like putting
Speaker 3: stuff together, so it makes no sense for me to
Speaker 3: go to.
Speaker 2: Go or to want to participate in the whole Ikea experience,
Speaker 2: the maze of the store, the boxed up furniture that
Speaker 2: you then take home and assemble. Well, Taco, this may
Speaker 2: be what you've been waiting for. Ikea is launching a
Speaker 2: new website where customers will be able to sell their
Speaker 2: used Ikea furniture, assuming it's already put together. I'm guessing
Speaker 2: i'd have to be. It's called Ikea pre Owned. They're
Speaker 2: testing it right now in Spain and Norway through the
Speaker 2: end of the year, and they plan to roll it
Speaker 2: out to other countries after that. Now, they already have
Speaker 2: a small program where they sometimes buy back you stuff
Speaker 2: and resell it, but this is going to be a
Speaker 2: peer to peer marketplace where you'll be able to sell
Speaker 2: your used Ikea crap to other people.
Speaker 3: Directly to them. Yes, there's no middleman pricing in it.
Speaker 2: It's got a few bells and whistles. It'll make things
Speaker 2: a little bit easier. It's featuring an AOO he's out.
Speaker 2: It has an AI power database that adds images and
Speaker 2: measurements for you, and you'll have the option of being
Speaker 2: paid in cash or in Kia credit with a fifteen
Speaker 2: percent bonus.
Speaker 3: All those letters just booted me out ik e A
Speaker 3: and then a I late sequel out uh huh for
Speaker 3: B O B. Yeah, you did. Nothing's ever gonna get
Speaker 3: you on board with the Ikea I have. Again, and
Speaker 3: I say, I state this for the record. I have
Speaker 3: nothing against Ikea. I just I don't like putting stuff together,
Speaker 3: so there's really no use to me to very therapeutic taco.
Speaker 2: Take it from a relatively new entrant in the putting
Speaker 2: together stuff world.
Speaker 3: That's your deal to teach yourself patience. I already have
Speaker 3: patients with other things, so you're not talking me into it.
Speaker 3: And again, I Keia, it's nothing against you. Plus it's
Speaker 3: out out that way. How far I mean, that's out
Speaker 3: of the zone of operation. True, Yeah, that's to be
Speaker 3: how far from here?
Speaker 2: About twelve miles right easily. And I don't see an
Speaker 2: Ikea going up in the Maitland Winter Park zone of
Speaker 2: operation for one Taco Bob anytime soon if ever. So okay,
Speaker 2: all right, fair enough. But there may be others who
Speaker 2: find this information useful.
Speaker 3: That is useful because it'll just be delivered to me.
Speaker 3: I'm just buying it online and delivered right well from
Speaker 3: someone who's already bought it and used it. Yes, fine,
Speaker 3: okay with that, as long as not a bed or mattress.
Speaker 3: I do have one request though, even though I won't
Speaker 3: head to an Ikea because it's not my style.
Speaker 2: No, I will not pick you up meat balls. I
Speaker 2: know you too well.
Speaker 3: We have worked together way too long. You can answer
Speaker 3: my questions.
Speaker 1: Damn you.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, I just put an Ikea kitchen in my
Speaker 3: house with quartz countertops for eight thousand dollars. See that's
Speaker 3: you lost me. It I just put I'm just not handy.
Speaker 2: Another predictor, knowing Taco Bob, he will request a copy
Speaker 2: of this story I'm about to tell you so he
Speaker 2: can recycle it on Friday for his Good News network. Okay,
Speaker 2: a TV news helicopter crew spotted a missing child that
Speaker 2: they were reporting on being missing.
Speaker 4: So as my pilot, Eric Ross, and I were circling
Speaker 4: around the building, we came across a person sitting in
Speaker 4: a chair or here on the rooftop and he zumed
Speaker 4: him with the camera. It appeared to be the child
Speaker 4: that fit the description of the missing child. Now our
Speaker 4: CBS New York News Assignment desk, they called the police department.
Speaker 4: They set officers for the sixty fourth Precinct up to
Speaker 4: the rooftop and sure enough they found the child sitting
Speaker 4: in the chair. They gave us the thumbs up as
Speaker 4: they went down with the child. We were able to
Speaker 4: reunite him with his family. Just a few stories below.
Speaker 3: He was sitting up in a chair on a roof
Speaker 3: apparently and trying to get away from it all.
Speaker 2: This was in Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: Out they're smoking a sig could be thank you for
Speaker 3: the Good News Network story rated out by the CBS
Speaker 3: News Center. Helicopter you know that, you know the guy's
Speaker 3: name is, like, yeah, Worley, Dan Chopper, Dan, we have
Speaker 3: one of those, you know, like the weather girl. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: Cindy Storms, Dave Blades. Yeah, that's Danny Chopper. That's not
Speaker 3: your name, says Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Uh so does Ikea actually offer the services of putting
Speaker 3: together stuff for you, because that could be an option.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that is an offered service. I do not
Speaker 2: know if it's attached to them per se or if
Speaker 2: it's a third party operator. I'll guarantee you can find
Speaker 2: people who are willing to do that.
Speaker 3: Like Kaufman said yesterday, it's usually third part you know,
Speaker 3: for because it takes the liability out of it, like
Speaker 3: when they install your washing machine.
Speaker 2: You just you know, you're gonna get about five thousand
Speaker 2: texts with an answer to that question right now.
Speaker 3: Now, I realized that after I said it. You know,
Speaker 3: when it comes out of your lips and you can't
Speaker 3: grab it in time, Taco.
Speaker 2: Listen, we are in a day and age where if
Speaker 2: you don't want to do something, there is at least
Speaker 2: one person who's willing to do it for you for
Speaker 2: a fee, no matter what it is. Literally, think about it.
Speaker 3: That's true. Everything from assembling a table to lay him
Speaker 3: back on it on OnlyFans. You know, somebody said, I can't,
Speaker 3: I ca an't, I can't dissemble this. You want to
Speaker 3: buy it.
Speaker 2: A lonely and potentially sexually frustrated bottle nosed dolphin has
Speaker 2: been blamed for a spike in attacks on swimmers in
Speaker 2: a Japanese seaside town.
Speaker 3: Oh he's attacking because he's got horn.
Speaker 2: This bottlenose dolphin is believed to be behind at least
Speaker 2: eighteen attacks near the town of Mima so far this year.
Speaker 3: Is he is he getting like bottle knows a.
Speaker 2: Rogue dolphin out there? He's on his own or it
Speaker 2: doesn't say if it's a male or female, but it's
Speaker 2: biting people the dolphins do have those sharp teeth in
Speaker 2: that they're quite playful, and I think the nipping at
Speaker 2: one another is one of the ways they communicate with
Speaker 2: each other. Cordy, right. But this is where the oceanographers
Speaker 2: or whatever they are called come in with their theories
Speaker 2: here as to that this is some rogue dolphin who
Speaker 2: is sexually frustrated and just maybe perhaps approaching the wrong mates.
Speaker 3: By the way, no more text about putting stuff together.
Speaker 3: That is wrong. A kia is not therapeutic. You need
Speaker 3: to drink while putting stuff together. Yeah, they wanted to
Speaker 3: charge me two grand.
Speaker 2: From so is much think of that? Okay, you know
Speaker 2: we've already we already lived here in central floor in
Speaker 2: the shark bit capital of the world.
Speaker 3: And we know that usually dolphins help us out with sharks.
Speaker 3: We want to scare them off. Dolphins decide to flip
Speaker 3: the script. We want to take that time. We all
Speaker 3: see the dolphins is way more than sharks. I know,
Speaker 3: if they just totally changed around and now that they
Speaker 3: are attackers, you couldn't even.
Speaker 2: Go in the water.
Speaker 3: Is there a movie about this yet? There should be?
Speaker 3: You're not kidding rogue dolphins. We should trademark that right now,
Speaker 3: we talked about it's trademarked, right if you say so,
Speaker 3: the beach is not safe for labor day.
Speaker 2: It's rogue dolphins. Wait, can we do a bottlene? Can
Speaker 2: you can we add that to the sound effects human
Speaker 2: beatbox dolphin dolphin? I think that sounds like a Mexican
Speaker 2: I gotta get higher.
Speaker 3: Sounds like got somebody at exeiciding a piananda. No, it
Speaker 3: would be like, Okay, that didn't work. Rogue rogue dolphin.
Speaker 3: Nobody's safe this labor day. Little Bobby got corn hold
Speaker 3: by one flipper, flips out, bottle nose him. I want
Speaker 3: to hear this, want jr r