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<v Speaker 1>Tape Deck Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, mister listeners, and welcome to another episode of See

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<v Speaker 2>You at the Potty Richta. I am one of your hosts,

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<v Speaker 2>Joseph Beck Castro, and joining me as always is Christopher Chapman, Hello, class,

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<v Speaker 2>and Aaron Frescus Hello. Yes, very good, very good. Today

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna be covering Arnold's nineteen ninety family comedy classic

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<v Speaker 2>vehicle Kitty Garden Cop or if you're a fancy kindergarten

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<v Speaker 2>cop type of person that says like pajamas or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>The original Austrian.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, either way, and we're gonna be doing the summary,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, some trivia, all that jazz, you guys know,

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<v Speaker 2>the drill. But before we get into that, we have

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<v Speaker 2>a special guest. He is a comedian and subs to

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<v Speaker 2>teacher out of San Diego, Dave Kellen's.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope this goes into like the bonus features for

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<v Speaker 4>the episode, like the outtakes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we'd need a whole other editor for.

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<v Speaker 5>That, so yes, I don't know. For the people.

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<v Speaker 4>For the mistener listeners, this is our seventeenth take of

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<v Speaker 4>trying to get this one right.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I keep forgetting record. Anyways, Thank you for joining us, Dave, thanks, Hey,

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<v Speaker 5>glad to be here.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to ask you a bunch of questions.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to have them answered immediately. You have some

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<v Speaker 5>questions for him, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do have some questions. Have you seen the movie Kindergarten Cop.

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<v Speaker 5>Before Garden Cop? Is that? Is that a foreign movie? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>It is based out you mean Kindergarten Cop. Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, okay, kiddy, Yeah, I'm used to the informal Yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 4>I uh, I'd seen parts of it a lot because

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<v Speaker 4>I worked as at a movie theater when it was released,

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<v Speaker 4>and so on break we'ld just go into theaters and

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<v Speaker 4>watch pieces of movie. So I've never seen it in

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<v Speaker 4>its entirety, but I've seen enough of it to understand it.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice. Nice.

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<v Speaker 5>We should not talk about anything related to movies past

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<v Speaker 5>that and working.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, is that the chin that subject?

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<v Speaker 5>We got a season to exist.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a favorite Schwarzenegger movie?

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<v Speaker 4>Predators up there? It's such a good movie, Like overall,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a great movie in general, So it's one

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<v Speaker 4>of his best for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a least favorite or one that you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of disliked or hated when he saw it?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he's got a lot of stinkers.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me about something that has become glaringly apparent the

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<v Speaker 3>longer we do this podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna go deep cut on this one.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't that it was a bad movie, just so underwhelming,

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<v Speaker 4>raw deal, because that was when he was like peak

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<v Speaker 4>action star and it was just such a nothing of

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<v Speaker 4>a movie, like who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>It was just weirdly boring like this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Now on the flip side, I think I'm one of

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<v Speaker 4>the few people that actually liked The End of Days.

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<v Speaker 4>Really liked that one, and I know that gets a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of flak.

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<v Speaker 5>The first time I saw it was when we did

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<v Speaker 5>this podcast, and I was like, man, this movie is fun.

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<v Speaker 5>I was surprised how much I enjoyed it. Gabriel Byrne

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<v Speaker 5>is like one of the best satans in film. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that movie is. He was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a guest for that one, my friend Rob,

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<v Speaker 2>and he really wanted to be on that episode because

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<v Speaker 2>he loved that movie.

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<v Speaker 3>That was his favorite Arnold movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, would you say Predator is his best one?

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<v Speaker 4>It might be like I still love Conant. I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>huge Conan stand that's a fan movie.

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<v Speaker 5>That was that was one that we, like, none of

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<v Speaker 5>us had watched before this.

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<v Speaker 3>These two fucking hated Cony.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like just it was just I mean I saw

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<v Speaker 5>it when I was eight years old, so it was

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<v Speaker 5>awesome as an eight year old.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I love it ever since. But the second one sucked.

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<v Speaker 4>The Tona the Destroyer was terrible.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, looking forward to that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that leads us into our last question. Uh, I

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<v Speaker 2>think you just answered this, But what's your first Arnold

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<v Speaker 2>movie or like earliest memory of I think Conan.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that was that was it is what you

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<v Speaker 4>was that nineteen eighty Yeah, yeah, so I'd have been

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<v Speaker 4>eight years old when I saw that. My dad I

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<v Speaker 4>went to see like Aaron, you know, I love movies. Yeah, guy,

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<v Speaker 4>And so sometimes friends with kids will ask me like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>is this appropriate for us?

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<v Speaker 5>Songs a year old?

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, my parents took me to Alien when

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<v Speaker 4>I was seven, in Animal House when I was six.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, well that, I mean that makes sense

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<v Speaker 5>as far as Conan, because like anything before that would

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<v Speaker 5>have been uh what like the Villain and uh there

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<v Speaker 5>was Hercules in New York, which was rat of New York,

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<v Speaker 5>but like uh, and then there was one more stay Hungry,

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<v Speaker 5>but I think that was I know, we want to

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<v Speaker 5>I think we want a golden globe for that. But

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<v Speaker 5>that's also a sway smaller film, so like that was

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<v Speaker 5>his first big one, so that makes sense, that's his breakout. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I also remembered that I'm pretty sure that This Kindergarten

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<v Speaker 5>Cop was one of the first movies I saw in

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<v Speaker 5>the theater. Wow, yeah, like this or Little Mermaid, which

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<v Speaker 5>I think came out before, Yeah, because it was I

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<v Speaker 5>think that was eighty nine, eighty nine. Yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 5>think that was might have been the first one. But

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<v Speaker 5>I I swear I'd have to ask my mom, but

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<v Speaker 5>I swear I watched this in the theater, which, again,

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<v Speaker 5>like what Erica is always like, this is not age

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<v Speaker 5>appropriate for the kids, because I watched termin or two

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<v Speaker 5>in the theater and I was what ten, like not

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<v Speaker 5>even ten?

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<v Speaker 3>Eight?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like eight or nine, depending on when you went.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So she's like that that is not age I'm like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>we have kids, Uh it is. It's totally fine. I

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<v Speaker 5>gotta sneak them in there. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw in the theater.

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<v Speaker 3>They're resilient, yeah, and we're doing all right, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're all adjusted.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's all the questions we have. How about we

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<v Speaker 2>turn it over.

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<v Speaker 5>To Chris good pod, see you guys. Oh there's more. Yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>you're for the long haul, baby. Okay, we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 5>like forty seven.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like standing kubrick a podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Just take we all for six hours. You guys are

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<v Speaker 5>killing me.

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<v Speaker 3>You wanted to be on.

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<v Speaker 2>But Anywow, We're gonna turn it over to Chris to

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<v Speaker 2>go through the Submary movie and we're gonna talk about

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<v Speaker 2>it and try and make jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>See how they land.

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<v Speaker 3>Skid pitch Man. How have we not thought of that before?

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<v Speaker 3>That's crazy? Anyway, So this movie, we begin with the

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<v Speaker 3>familiar site of the Universal logo or if you like

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<v Speaker 3>me and you're rented it from Amazon, you saw five

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<v Speaker 3>versions of the universal logo, and the movie opens in

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<v Speaker 3>one of America's many thriving shopping malls. Arnold is seen

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<v Speaker 3>shadowing a ponytail in an ugly suit. Just My first

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<v Speaker 3>thought as soon as I saw Arnold in this movie was,

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<v Speaker 3>oh God, it's the end of Day's Arnold. Please don't

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<v Speaker 3>let them near the children.

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<v Speaker 5>I like the little sound effect they used to like

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<v Speaker 5>underline all the names and the credits, like yeah, like

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<v Speaker 5>the chalkboards, yeah, which I never noticed that. It was

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<v Speaker 5>like a writing on a chalkboard noise, which is dumb

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<v Speaker 5>because like the underline effect, like the like the effect

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<v Speaker 5>font or whatever. It is definitely chalk font. So do

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<v Speaker 5>schools even have chalkboards anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>It's all whiteboards.

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<v Speaker 5>It was nineteen ninety though, you gotta think back to then. No.

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<v Speaker 5>I I was just curious, like I'm like, I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like that's yeah, no, it's all yeah, it's all white boards.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this LA?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never figured out where the great question the original

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<v Speaker 3>part was set.

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<v Speaker 5>I think so, yes, Okay, it does LA.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Crisp Colon. Crisp is wearing like LA County jumpsuit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, when he's oh yeah yeah, when he goes

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<v Speaker 3>to jail, Yeah, gotcha. I was gonna say. The only

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<v Speaker 3>other question I had about this scene is as Crisp

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<v Speaker 3>is walking through the mall and Arnold's tailing him, he's

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<v Speaker 3>smoking a cigarette. There's no way smoking was allowed in

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<v Speaker 3>the mall at this time.

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<v Speaker 5>Right nineteen ninety. Absolutely, one hundred percent. Yeah, really yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I worked after the movie theater I worked at Tji

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<v Speaker 4>Friday was my first restaurant job in ninety one, and

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<v Speaker 4>until like mid to late nineties, we still had a

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<v Speaker 4>smoking section in the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 5>But you could just do it in the mall too.

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<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say, like, killing is not like murdering

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<v Speaker 5>people isn't allowed in the mall either, but he like

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<v Speaker 5>obviously doesn't give as Colin Crisp is played by it's

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<v Speaker 5>Richard Tyson by the way.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I was gonna to say that. Now as far

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<v Speaker 4>as the opening, it starts like really dramatic and like

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<v Speaker 4>those sinister music and you've got like terminator style of

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<v Speaker 4>shortsank that you're like they're setting you up like, and

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<v Speaker 4>then all of a sudden the titles come on. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like childish writing and color, like yeah, wait a second,

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<v Speaker 4>what's going on here? Like this is I don't know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a weird contrast of like we're the ultra

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<v Speaker 4>serious in action, but no, we're silly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it has been so long since I've seen this movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I completely forgot that they actually played it very like

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<v Speaker 3>all the crime stuff very straight at the beginning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was like comedy from beginning to end.

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<v Speaker 4>But the bad guy. He was the bully in Three

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<v Speaker 4>o'clock High. Yes, if you ever saw that movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes he was, which I love that movie. It's a

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<v Speaker 5>great movie.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to call him a bully though, because

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<v Speaker 4>like he was, uh, he was just a misunderstood like

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<v Speaker 4>he had his thing and people kept pushing his buttons

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<v Speaker 4>knock him out. Yeah, so he wasn't actually a bad

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<v Speaker 4>guy until I mean at the end he pull up

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<v Speaker 4>brass knuckles, but he didn't get use him. So like

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<v Speaker 4>he wasn't really a villain. But he's clearly been typecast. Yeah, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>he's he's threatening, he's imposing. Let's just keep using for this.

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you like, I mean get this is all like

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<v Speaker 5>rumor stuff. It's talking about Three o'clock High, But did

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<v Speaker 5>he like beat up someone like that, like the principal

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<v Speaker 5>of his old school or something like that, or like

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<v Speaker 5>murder like anyway, Yeah, it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Just well he was if you remember his his whole

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<v Speaker 4>thing was like he was he didn't like to be touched.

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<v Speaker 4>If he touched him, yeah, he just like kind of

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<v Speaker 4>blacked out and punched you. And so all right, boundaries,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, let's just establishing boundaries. We're good to go.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go. He was just ahead of his time.

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<v Speaker 3>On those footsteps that going exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>We find out Danny has info about somebody's wife who

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<v Speaker 3>and Arnold follows him in a few minutes later. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm calling. Yeah, until he gets a name, that's what.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna call. We already gave him a name. He's

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't like his ponytail. So Ponytail who we

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<v Speaker 3>find out his name? Mister Crisp meets with Danny and

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<v Speaker 3>demands to know where his family is. Danny, being a

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<v Speaker 3>and fifty dollars and even better, zero gunshot wound.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, wait, he started a million and immediately backpeld the

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<v Speaker 5>He started seven to fifty.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, he starts at a thousand, and he's

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<v Speaker 3>like seven to fifty would be fine. And then eventually Crisp.

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<v Speaker 5>Was just like, was it really seven or fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's seven hundred and fifty dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>I heard him say the numbers. In my head, I

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<v Speaker 5>his money joke, like she looked like three million dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, dude, are you trying to get killed? Are

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<v Speaker 5>you trying to get killed?

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly? Though he was going to fucking laugh at that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>See, now this is when I saw it in pieces.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember that he was a cop undercover, but I

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<v Speaker 4>forget that he was I knew he was on a mission,

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<v Speaker 4>but I forgot that it was like a murderous drug kingpin.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I'd forgotten this part of it, like the serious

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<v Speaker 4>part of it. So it's kind of like, oh, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Is he a drug kingpin?

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<v Speaker 3>He's a drug guy?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Like oh, I mean, just make a drug.

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<v Speaker 3>They specifically call it out as drug man.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, cool, Like I'm not playing attention to Perry anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh did you finish that scene? So?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh well just that. Uh. He negotiates and then eventually

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<v Speaker 3>just tells Crisp that his family is was last seen

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<v Speaker 3>at Astoria Elementary in Oregon.

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<v Speaker 4>And we all recognize that, right the cool ast time

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<v Speaker 4>of a story wheregony has happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.

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<v Speaker 4>A fucking happening place right there. Yeah, all this cool

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<v Speaker 4>stuff happened in Astoria.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there's buried treasure under their feet in this.

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<v Speaker 5>Whole A lot of criminal activity up in Astoria in Oregon,

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<v Speaker 5>which is do you see Oregon?

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<v Speaker 3>That's what he says, its.

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<v Speaker 4>Organ Yeah, it's the only Oregon. When you're talking about

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<v Speaker 4>the video game Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>Trail, it's people from the East Coast or other places,

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<v Speaker 2>that's say Oregon. And it's like, have you've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>sense of van Anarchy? Uh, Charlie Coleham or where his

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<v Speaker 2>name is? Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he plays like the main.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, I barely know him. He plays the.

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<v Speaker 2>Main guy, and he plays like such a good like

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<v Speaker 2>California dude. But until says Oory Gone, like dude, you're blowing.

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<v Speaker 5>He just blew your coverment. That's that's not too bad

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<v Speaker 5>because he's he's like super British. So yeah, he's like

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<v Speaker 5>super British.

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<v Speaker 3>He's very He give me.

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<v Speaker 4>A break, he says, there's me drugs. So you know

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<v Speaker 4>how they're they're with they're rebooting everything from that era.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like someone should do a Goony's Kindergarten top crossover.

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, not bad, that'd be fun, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Arnold can arrest, he can, he can fight Sloth.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold just.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, instead of Sloth, it's just John Kimball that they

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<v Speaker 5>find locked up John John. It's probably it's always Johnny.

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<v Speaker 3>So so, in response, Crisp gives Danny a counteroffer of

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<v Speaker 3>exactly two gunshot wounds and no money, which Danny promptly accepts.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold is drawn to the scene by Danny's girlfriend nagging

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<v Speaker 3>him to death, but Crisp has already made his escape,

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<v Speaker 3>so Arnold kind cuts the two love birds together and

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<v Speaker 3>goes looking for If it.

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<v Speaker 5>Wasn't tillared towards women before, it definitely isn't. That's this

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<v Speaker 5>is the best I've ever heard. Yeah, is wrong? Wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I mean, come on, that's I'm just telling you

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<v Speaker 3>what myself.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll I'll also in this last watch, I realized Arnold

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<v Speaker 5>should do a lot of like the dickhead cop kind

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<v Speaker 5>of things, like handcuffing the girl to the body.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, there's a lot of like, there's a lot of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>this is why body Kim's are like are a thing

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<v Speaker 3>now like kind of stuff in this Like there's.

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<v Speaker 5>So much stuff to where I'm like, dude, you cannot

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Nineties were a good time for being a white cup.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we cut to the salon where Crisp sits down

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<v Speaker 3>to tell his mother that he's found his family, but

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<v Speaker 3>is rudely interrupted by Arnold arresting him, revealing himself to

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<v Speaker 3>be Detective John Kimball. And this is the part where

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<v Speaker 3>we get the famous I'm Gonna copy with you, and

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<v Speaker 3>we also see like the most intense small security forces.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god. Yeah, they all had guns, big guns.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And then a fourth guy shows up from the

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<v Speaker 3>back door already. Yeah yeah, they all had guns. They

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<v Speaker 3>all had Although kudos to.

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<v Speaker 4>This movie because this was still an era when you

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<v Speaker 4>could get cheap lass off gay jokes, so they could

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<v Speaker 4>have done a lot of gay jokes about him accepting

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<v Speaker 4>a pedicure. Yeah, and they didn't very progressive.

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<v Speaker 3>That is true.

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<v Speaker 5>Arnold's mom is played by or sorry, Arnold's mom, Crisp. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>Ma Collin by Carol Baker, who is also in the

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<v Speaker 5>game Michael Douglas's housekeeper in the movie The Game Great.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought I thought you meant the video game adaptation.

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<v Speaker 5>What I thought you meant the game like the thing

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<v Speaker 5>like you lost the game? Oh no, no, she was.

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<v Speaker 5>She was in the movie The Game with she was

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<v Speaker 5>Michael Douglas's housekeeper.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, great movie, Yes, awesome movie. Also happened in

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<v Speaker 4>a story organ.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird because I live in San Francisco. Looked very

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<v Speaker 2>much like here, and I've been to a Storia.

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<v Speaker 5>Now that little Frisco in Astoria.

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<v Speaker 3>You just haven't been to the little Back at the

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<v Speaker 3>police station, Danny's girlfriend Cindy is interro is interrogated by

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<v Speaker 3>Detective Phoebe O'Hara, but refuses to cooperate, creating some tension

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<v Speaker 3>between Arnold and o'h.

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<v Speaker 5>Arnld's partner, O'Hara's Pamela Reid played by Pamela not partner yet,

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sorry O'Hara's case.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Now, there's a weird moment in here. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know if if Aaron, if you guys notice this, but

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<v Speaker 4>like there's because this is a generally a comical movie,

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<v Speaker 4>even for the serious crime stuff. It's firely fairly comic moan.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't like weird zooms and high angles and like

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<v Speaker 4>kind of silly stuff. There's moment the interrogation when the

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<v Speaker 4>girlfriend's trying to walk out and the woman's like sit

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<v Speaker 4>back down, and at the same time, Arnold's trying to

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<v Speaker 4>his case, and the guy's like sit back down. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like this parallel of like, yeah, they're both getting yelled

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<v Speaker 4>at and you go sit back down. And I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like like Ivan Wrightman just like had some shred of

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<v Speaker 4>filmmaker be like I'm gonna do a weird artistic scene

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<v Speaker 4>here where there's gonna be like this bizarre parallel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I didn't really understand why he did it.

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<v Speaker 5>I like that joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's fine, Like I don't understand the parallel between

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<v Speaker 3>him and it was just weird.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, gotcha, that's all I was thinking about it,

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<v Speaker 5>very simple. I'm like, it's funny, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. So Arnold decides he's going to force the girl

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<v Speaker 3>to talk so he heads downtown. After completing his legal

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<v Speaker 3>obligation to threaten minorities with violence, he heads up to

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<v Speaker 3>a party where I believe the theme is chain link. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>The Wikipedia called it a club, and I'm like, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, abandoned.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it looks like it looked like the back of

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<v Speaker 4>the mall, honestly, Yeah, after hours.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the mall where you throw the trill, and it's

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<v Speaker 5>where the dumpsters are, Like I was, I was surprised

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<v Speaker 5>the guy's body wasn't still laying there. Arnold immediately assaults

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<v Speaker 5>to guys standing outside of the quote unquote club when

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<v Speaker 5>he arrives. Uh huh, Like he said, which one of

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<v Speaker 5>the actors I've dubbed because he's been in other movies

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<v Speaker 5>we've done nineteen nineties Petropiscal, which is if you you

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<v Speaker 5>recognized me, if you see him anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Also like the hey baby, her boyfriend or whoever being like,

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<v Speaker 5>what do you mean baby? Hey baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey baby?

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<v Speaker 4>Also, this really goes back to Aaron's previous comment about

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<v Speaker 4>they're they're really going hard with a loose, loose, loose

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<v Speaker 4>cannon top angle here. Yes, He's like, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 4>flash my shotgun of these people and bust.

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<v Speaker 5>My way in this club and doesn't get suspended or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. He ends the party with a few well placed

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<v Speaker 3>shotgun blasts and uh corners Cindy and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I got like, I'm glad the scene ended the way

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<v Speaker 3>it did, because I thought it was going to go

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<v Speaker 3>in a more uncomfortable direction.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh So, cutting away as Arnold's like planning cocaine on anybody,

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<v Speaker 5>that's just like.

426
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<v Speaker 6>That cocaine.

427
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<v Speaker 3>That's so I wouldn't. It's gotta be.

428
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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

429
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<v Speaker 3>So uh so, he corners Cindy to let her know

430
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<v Speaker 3>that until she cooperates, he is going to be her

431
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<v Speaker 3>new best friend.

432
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<v Speaker 4>When I started watching this earlier today, I I was like,

433
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<v Speaker 4>what is this? Rted PG thirteen Okay, PG thirteen is

434
00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:54.839
<v Speaker 4>allowed one F bomb. So I googled it. I found

435
00:19:54.839 --> 00:19:57.599
<v Speaker 4>the script. I searched for the word fuck. I had

436
00:19:57.640 --> 00:19:59.839
<v Speaker 4>to put subtitles on this. When he busted into the club,

437
00:20:00.720 --> 00:20:02.920
<v Speaker 4>uh he the door guy wouldn't let him, so he

438
00:20:03.000 --> 00:20:05.200
<v Speaker 4>kicks the cage open and knocks the guy out. Then

439
00:20:05.240 --> 00:20:07.319
<v Speaker 4>it cuts to a black dude standing there who says,

440
00:20:07.440 --> 00:20:09.440
<v Speaker 4>what the fuck? But you can barely hear it over

441
00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:12.240
<v Speaker 4>the music I put subtitles on. So they wasted their

442
00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:19.240
<v Speaker 4>fuck right there. You could have had a child, maybe

443
00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:21.400
<v Speaker 4>it's a fucking tumor you know, something like that.

444
00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:22.880
<v Speaker 5>You could have really used that.

445
00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:25.720
<v Speaker 4>Or remember, we're going to get to the twin girls

446
00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:27.240
<v Speaker 4>when they're saying, what do your parents do?

447
00:20:27.960 --> 00:20:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

448
00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:31.519
<v Speaker 4>Mom says her dad is a real She could have said,

449
00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:35.839
<v Speaker 4>Mom says our dad bucks. You really could have done

450
00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:37.599
<v Speaker 4>so much more with your one f bom rather than

451
00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:41.720
<v Speaker 4>bury it under some music in a throwaway scene. I

452
00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:43.279
<v Speaker 4>just feel like that was a wasted opportunity.

453
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<v Speaker 2>Get Ivan Raymond on the phone.

454
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<v Speaker 3>So we cut to a police lineup as Cindy has

455
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<v Speaker 3>suddenly decided to be very cooperative. She fingers Crisp as

456
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<v Speaker 3>the guy who shut.

457
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<v Speaker 5>Oh settled down.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hey, movie with kids.

459
00:21:00.680 --> 00:21:03.880
<v Speaker 3>In Jesus not yet.

460
00:21:04.359 --> 00:21:08.559
<v Speaker 5>I absolutely just adore the wardrobe of that police lineup.

461
00:21:09.599 --> 00:21:12.480
<v Speaker 5>It is like so extremely like late I took a

462
00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:14.279
<v Speaker 5>picture of it because they kept going like I had

463
00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:16.599
<v Speaker 5>to take a picture of my TV like late eighties,

464
00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:20.000
<v Speaker 5>early nineties, like if the usual Suspects took place inside

465
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<v Speaker 5>like a Mervin's or something like that, so or a

466
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<v Speaker 5>Miller outposts. I was trying to look up old stores.

467
00:21:24.839 --> 00:21:26.319
<v Speaker 5>I was like, wait, what's an old story that doesn't

468
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<v Speaker 5>exist in Miller outposts mervins. I don't know.

469
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<v Speaker 4>No, that's that's a great note because this movie all

470
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<v Speaker 4>that was nineteen ninety. This movie is like the death

471
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<v Speaker 4>throes of the eighties, like like the eighties are refusing

472
00:21:36.480 --> 00:21:38.640
<v Speaker 4>to go on, like we're cramming it all in here,

473
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<v Speaker 4>We're not going away.

474
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<v Speaker 5>This is a great like speaking of that, it's a

475
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<v Speaker 5>great transition for like his movies as far as going

476
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<v Speaker 5>from the eighties, cause I think right before this was

477
00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:51.319
<v Speaker 5>Total Recall. Yeah, and then the next one is Terminator

478
00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:54.559
<v Speaker 5>two because that is very nineties.

479
00:21:54.680 --> 00:21:56.119
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, nineties as fuck.

480
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<v Speaker 5>But like this is a nice transition between the two

481
00:21:59.160 --> 00:22:04.119
<v Speaker 5>because in Total Talk is so aries with the breast shot,

482
00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:08.240
<v Speaker 5>like that's such an eightiest thing. Oh yeah, and they

483
00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:10.759
<v Speaker 5>like upped it by adding an extra print too, Like

484
00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:13.319
<v Speaker 5>in this movie, this movie is is so eighties.

485
00:22:13.359 --> 00:22:14.960
<v Speaker 4>I kind of thought, like towards the end, when the

486
00:22:14.960 --> 00:22:17.839
<v Speaker 4>fire alarm's going off, you almost expect Pelopean Miller to

487
00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:19.720
<v Speaker 4>be wearing a white shirt when the sprinklers are going off.

488
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<v Speaker 4>You know, that's the kind of eighties you're expecting.

489
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<v Speaker 5>Here. To their credit, they didn't do it, but you

490
00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:27.119
<v Speaker 5>know that's well they couldn't.

491
00:22:27.160 --> 00:22:30.319
<v Speaker 3>They already wasted their fuck. Yeah, it was either yeah,

492
00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:34.920
<v Speaker 3>let's see we uh. We immediately see Crisp being taken

493
00:22:34.960 --> 00:22:38.240
<v Speaker 3>into custody after his arraignment, whispering to his mother to

494
00:22:38.279 --> 00:22:39.400
<v Speaker 3>take care of something before.

495
00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:41.559
<v Speaker 5>Where did he earn your respect? Because you're calming Crisp?

496
00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:45.599
<v Speaker 3>Now, well, I just I like to make up nicknames

497
00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:47.319
<v Speaker 3>until they get a name in the movie, and then

498
00:22:47.720 --> 00:22:51.319
<v Speaker 3>because the nicknames will rapidly get really really clumsy, where

499
00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:54.599
<v Speaker 3>I'm sticking like four nicknames in a sentence and nobody

500
00:22:54.680 --> 00:22:58.480
<v Speaker 3>knows who the fuck I'm talking about. Let's see. So

501
00:22:59.000 --> 00:23:02.000
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, Arnold Inner accepts Crisp to perform some light

502
00:23:02.079 --> 00:23:05.599
<v Speaker 3>police brutality and then get roasted about his lack of

503
00:23:05.640 --> 00:23:10.119
<v Speaker 3>a personal life. Arnold attempts to avoid any possible bonding

504
00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:14.759
<v Speaker 3>between himself and the gluttonous O'Hara before being informed that

505
00:23:14.799 --> 00:23:17.480
<v Speaker 3>the two of them are being sent to Astoria to

506
00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:20.200
<v Speaker 3>find Crisp's missing wife and bring.

507
00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:26.119
<v Speaker 5>Her a second he works alone. Also, is this just

508
00:23:26.240 --> 00:23:27.920
<v Speaker 5>where you can work? Is that a thing where you

509
00:23:27.960 --> 00:23:31.440
<v Speaker 5>can send local police to a completely different city to

510
00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:35.240
<v Speaker 5>work undercover. Like I hey, you can do anything in eighties. Okay,

511
00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:37.359
<v Speaker 5>I was gonna say, you see him flash a shotgun

512
00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:37.720
<v Speaker 5>of people.

513
00:23:38.759 --> 00:23:42.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true. Likes, if it's a big enough investigation,

514
00:23:43.039 --> 00:23:45.319
<v Speaker 3>like if a CRISP is a big enough like drug guy.

515
00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:46.880
<v Speaker 5>Drug That's what I'm saying.

516
00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:49.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, then they're probably allowed to do all sorts of stuff.

517
00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:51.160
<v Speaker 5>I was like, at first, I was like sure of it.

518
00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:52.400
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, there's no way they would do that. Then

519
00:23:52.440 --> 00:23:53.960
<v Speaker 5>I was like, oh yeah, most of my knowledge of

520
00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.480
<v Speaker 5>like the police force comes from like Reino nine one one,

521
00:23:56.559 --> 00:24:01.559
<v Speaker 5>so I just got nothing. Although like it might be

522
00:24:01.599 --> 00:24:04.880
<v Speaker 5>off the books because they never actually I mean you

523
00:24:04.960 --> 00:24:08.720
<v Speaker 5>never see it the books. Yeah, yeah, are you I'm

524
00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:12.920
<v Speaker 5>the police guy now, because you've never seen him contacting

525
00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:15.960
<v Speaker 5>a story of police, So you know, you've just seeing

526
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.119
<v Speaker 5>black ops pretty soon.

527
00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Another note, this is the rare time he actually says

528
00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:22.880
<v Speaker 2>where he's from in a movie. He says he's from Austria.

529
00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:26.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he speaks German. Yeah, never does in movies,

530
00:24:26.200 --> 00:24:27.160
<v Speaker 2>so never does.

531
00:24:27.440 --> 00:24:27.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

532
00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:29.799
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they could have played with that to be like

533
00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:31.519
<v Speaker 5>I'm from Australia.

534
00:24:33.079 --> 00:24:38.480
<v Speaker 3>Crikey, so Arnold wants to work. Arnold would rather work alone,

535
00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:41.920
<v Speaker 3>but O'Hara is necessary as somebody needs to go undercover

536
00:24:41.960 --> 00:24:45.480
<v Speaker 3>at the school as a kindergarten teacher to find Crisp's kid,

537
00:24:45.880 --> 00:24:50.319
<v Speaker 3>a job that Arnold is clearly not suited for. On

538
00:24:50.359 --> 00:24:52.799
<v Speaker 3>the plane, the pair go over the case as Arnold

539
00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:56.240
<v Speaker 3>struggles not to murder the kids sitting by.

540
00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:59.079
<v Speaker 4>Super relatable though that's the realest part of this movie

541
00:24:59.279 --> 00:24:59.599
<v Speaker 4>so far.

542
00:24:59.720 --> 00:25:01.680
<v Speaker 3>I think one of my favorite things in this whole

543
00:25:01.680 --> 00:25:03.960
<v Speaker 3>movie is the look on his face when his seat

544
00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:08.359
<v Speaker 3>gets kicked, like like struggling so hard not to rip

545
00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:10.359
<v Speaker 3>the seat out and throw it at these children.

546
00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:12.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's a method acting right there.

547
00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:14.240
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

548
00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:17.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like Evan Rightman kept him up for

549
00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:19.079
<v Speaker 4>two and a half days and didn't tell him to

550
00:25:19.079 --> 00:25:21.119
<v Speaker 4>the kids sitting behind him, just to get that more

551
00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:22.400
<v Speaker 4>visceral reaction.

552
00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:24.599
<v Speaker 3>And then just gave the kids a bunch of sugar

553
00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:26.599
<v Speaker 3>and shit and told them as possible.

554
00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:31.960
<v Speaker 4>So also, I love I don't know if this is

555
00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:34.480
<v Speaker 4>the right scene or not, but you have to imagine

556
00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.759
<v Speaker 4>that pre nine eleven, you probably could sneak a ferret

557
00:25:37.759 --> 00:25:38.319
<v Speaker 4>onto an airport.

558
00:25:38.440 --> 00:25:40.880
<v Speaker 2>That's that's true that that was a big thought that

559
00:25:40.960 --> 00:25:43.119
<v Speaker 2>I have, and especially since you're not allowed to have

560
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:44.440
<v Speaker 2>him in California.

561
00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:45.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

562
00:25:46.000 --> 00:25:48.559
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh yeah, he ain't gonna check that. So he's

563
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:50.759
<v Speaker 5>like maybe maybe he just like flashes batch, I'm a

564
00:25:50.839 --> 00:25:53.720
<v Speaker 5>copy of idiot and then just like he's like, it's

565
00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:54.160
<v Speaker 5>a fair.

566
00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:59.799
<v Speaker 4>Under the seed, like it was like in his pocket

567
00:25:59.920 --> 00:26:02.799
<v Speaker 4>or something. It's like just going through X ray with

568
00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:03.960
<v Speaker 4>a fucking ferrot in your suit.

569
00:26:04.160 --> 00:26:04.319
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

570
00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:09.680
<v Speaker 3>Still Ferret's got a tumor. Now.

571
00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:13.279
<v Speaker 5>He also saw Angela Bassett there as a flight attendant.

572
00:26:13.440 --> 00:26:18.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't until like that, I think.

573
00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:20.960
<v Speaker 5>I think Erica looked it up and she was like,

574
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:25.880
<v Speaker 5>this was like before Boys in the Hood, but after No,

575
00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:28.960
<v Speaker 5>after don't look at Arnold, He's not gonna help you.

576
00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.920
<v Speaker 5>I was like, I don't know, it was like right

577
00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:34.839
<v Speaker 5>before Boys in the Hood, but after something else you

578
00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.400
<v Speaker 5>did she did that was that was bigger anyway. Anyway.

579
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:41.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so here O'Hara gets horribly sick on the plane

580
00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.119
<v Speaker 3>and remains so as they drive to their motel in Astoria,

581
00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:48.000
<v Speaker 3>allowing us to see like a softer side of Arnold

582
00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:50.640
<v Speaker 3>as he takes care of her and reveals that he

583
00:26:50.759 --> 00:26:53.799
<v Speaker 3>has an estrange son to go along with his estranged wife.

584
00:26:54.160 --> 00:26:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course it's only one son, not allowed more

585
00:26:57.000 --> 00:26:57.359
<v Speaker 2>than one.

586
00:26:57.640 --> 00:26:59.720
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well they's told me got have a second child

587
00:26:59.799 --> 00:27:03.119
<v Speaker 5>or a Right, I'm making the call.

588
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:03.319
<v Speaker 3>Right.

589
00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:06.920
<v Speaker 2>All the movies we've done, there's only one where Arnold

590
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.720
<v Speaker 2>has more than one kid, and that's because it's part

591
00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:13.000
<v Speaker 2>of the plot, which is Maggie. But literally, if he

592
00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:15.000
<v Speaker 2>has kids in any other movie, it's just one.

593
00:27:15.680 --> 00:27:20.680
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, this is now, this is the essence of

594
00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:23.680
<v Speaker 4>the movie. Yes, she gets sick, he's got to step

595
00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:26.720
<v Speaker 4>up and take her place. Yeah, Which it's such a

596
00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:30.440
<v Speaker 4>silly premise, but it's like it's the same energy as well.

597
00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:32.759
<v Speaker 4>There's not a rule that says dogs can't play football,

598
00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:37.039
<v Speaker 4>but like, I don't know it just okay, I guess

599
00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:38.920
<v Speaker 4>they could do that. I guess they wouldn't wait a day,

600
00:27:39.599 --> 00:27:40.799
<v Speaker 4>they would just send him in.

601
00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:41.680
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

602
00:27:42.000 --> 00:27:44.839
<v Speaker 5>That uh, that fair doesn't have a name, right, No,

603
00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.119
<v Speaker 5>I don't think so calls it the fair. At least

604
00:27:47.119 --> 00:27:49.119
<v Speaker 5>I didn't catch it. Yeah, I'm gonna get to that later.

605
00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:52.480
<v Speaker 5>Like it's it's just a shame because all does great

606
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.640
<v Speaker 5>and naming animals like right, I mean he just names

607
00:27:56.680 --> 00:28:00.400
<v Speaker 5>him after his movies. But okay, yeah, I also got

608
00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:02.799
<v Speaker 5>what he said in German in the or Oh yeah.

609
00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:06.079
<v Speaker 5>What he was saying in German was something like, uh,

610
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:08.599
<v Speaker 5>that that's me. That's pissed me off. I'm pissed off now.

611
00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:11.039
<v Speaker 3>That's pretty much. That's all. That's what he was saying

612
00:28:11.319 --> 00:28:13.559
<v Speaker 3>as he as he carries her into the motel. Yeah,

613
00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:14.240
<v Speaker 3>she's too sick.

614
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:19.880
<v Speaker 4>Nice Okay, Tangent, I'm completely unrelated. In high school. When

615
00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:22.400
<v Speaker 4>I went high school, you could take Spanish, German, or French.

616
00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:25.480
<v Speaker 4>I took Spanish like most peelics. It was easy, but

617
00:28:25.519 --> 00:28:27.279
<v Speaker 4>I had a couple of friends take German, and I said, listen,

618
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:29.720
<v Speaker 4>I need you to teach me one phrase because I

619
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:31.559
<v Speaker 4>feel it'll help me out in any situation where I

620
00:28:31.599 --> 00:28:33.359
<v Speaker 4>have to speak German. So I asked him to teach

621
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:34.759
<v Speaker 4>me how to say I'm an asshole.

622
00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 5>That's all. I'm not to say German. I'm like, any

623
00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:39.119
<v Speaker 5>situation that'll cover me.

624
00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:41.000
<v Speaker 3>You completely diffuse any situation.

625
00:28:41.119 --> 00:28:45.480
<v Speaker 2>So, yeah, he's.

626
00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:46.079
<v Speaker 5>Been on our schlock. There we go, There you go.

627
00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:50.400
<v Speaker 5>If you ever meet Arnold, say that to him. I mean,

628
00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:54.119
<v Speaker 5>you're insulting him, Right, you're insulting yourself telling me, yeah,

629
00:28:54.200 --> 00:28:57.119
<v Speaker 5>hey man, I'm an asshole, a big fan, and then

630
00:28:57.160 --> 00:28:57.680
<v Speaker 5>say that.

631
00:29:00.119 --> 00:29:03.559
<v Speaker 3>All right. So the next day O'Hara is still too sick,

632
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:06.720
<v Speaker 3>so Arnold cleans himself up to take her place as

633
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:10.240
<v Speaker 3>a substitute kindergarten teacher. I thought the gun joke was

634
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:13.000
<v Speaker 3>pretty funny, where she tells him to take off a

635
00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:14.680
<v Speaker 3>gun and then he's.

636
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:16.359
<v Speaker 4>He's like, I don't know, he said something about how

637
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:17.440
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna be tough to deal with.

638
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:19.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was like, he was like, their kids, how

639
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.759
<v Speaker 3>bad could they be? Like, on second top and second thought,

640
00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:23.640
<v Speaker 3>take the gun. I just thought that was a good gun.

641
00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:27.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, in the light of the recent school shootings, doesn't

642
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:27.480
<v Speaker 4>play as well.

643
00:29:28.039 --> 00:29:35.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, for the time, I was good. All right.

644
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:38.599
<v Speaker 3>So as Arnold waits to see the principal of the school,

645
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:43.160
<v Speaker 3>he overhears a hot teacher defending an absolute psychopath of

646
00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:43.720
<v Speaker 3>a child.

647
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:46.039
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, right here, yes.

648
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Okay, if you listen to the conversation, Yes, she's talking

649
00:29:50.440 --> 00:29:52.759
<v Speaker 3>to a little kid who punched another little girl. So

650
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:55.079
<v Speaker 3>it's a little boy who punched another little girl, because

651
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.440
<v Speaker 3>at some point in the conversation she goes, I know

652
00:29:58.680 --> 00:30:03.160
<v Speaker 3>she poisoned your hand, but you shouldn't punch people. And

653
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:10.359
<v Speaker 3>I was like, poisoned his hamsters like plural, lady girl, yes,

654
00:30:10.519 --> 00:30:11.640
<v Speaker 3>hampster here the plural.

655
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:15.000
<v Speaker 5>It doesn't matter because that doesn't mean we have a

656
00:30:15.160 --> 00:30:19.039
<v Speaker 5>child sociopath here. Yes, for sure, this is an entire

657
00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:24.039
<v Speaker 5>other movie. Yeah, it's like the Good Sign happening like

658
00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.440
<v Speaker 5>next Uh yeah, it was like Jesus Christ Jenny, like,

659
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:33.400
<v Speaker 5>holy shit, did you ever have a kid where you're like, uh, yeah,

660
00:30:33.440 --> 00:30:34.240
<v Speaker 5>this kid is.

661
00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this is a problem.

662
00:30:35.799 --> 00:30:38.119
<v Speaker 4>Look, I know she puts her cat in the microwave

663
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:41.480
<v Speaker 4>on high for two minutes, but you should not have

664
00:30:41.519 --> 00:30:44.440
<v Speaker 4>called her name. Okay, yeah that They just glossed over

665
00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:45.000
<v Speaker 4>that so quick.

666
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah it was just wild, all right.

667
00:30:47.559 --> 00:30:53.240
<v Speaker 3>So Arnold meets Mishlowski, a small but formidable woman he

668
00:30:53.279 --> 00:30:56.359
<v Speaker 3>doesn't like the idea of having an active investigation running

669
00:30:56.400 --> 00:30:59.799
<v Speaker 3>in her school, and who won't take any crap from Arnold.

670
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:02.799
<v Speaker 3>It's about having teaching experience before being introduced to his

671
00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:06.960
<v Speaker 3>kindergarten class, including Lowell, the most morbid six year old

672
00:31:07.000 --> 00:31:07.720
<v Speaker 3>you've ever met.

673
00:31:08.119 --> 00:31:13.640
<v Speaker 5>Lowell is my soulmate. He's my loll mate. Aid that

674
00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:20.079
<v Speaker 5>like this as a substitute teacher. They got kids so

675
00:31:20.359 --> 00:31:23.759
<v Speaker 5>fucking right, yes in this movie, Like this is exactly

676
00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:24.720
<v Speaker 5>how it's insane.

677
00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:28.640
<v Speaker 4>How right they got these kids, Like just you have

678
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:30.640
<v Speaker 4>the morbid, the one we're all gonna die.

679
00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:34.000
<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, cool, let's move on. Like I've taught all

680
00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:39.559
<v Speaker 5>the grades, middle schools are fucking terrorists, but the little ones,

681
00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:43.200
<v Speaker 5>the kindergarten, preschoolers, they're a fucking force of nature. Oh,

682
00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:45.480
<v Speaker 5>they're just chaos. I was actually gonna ask you what

683
00:31:45.559 --> 00:31:48.480
<v Speaker 5>you prefer, like as far as the grade.

684
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:50.799
<v Speaker 4>I prefer high school because they're kind of assholes too,

685
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:52.759
<v Speaker 4>but they have work to do and they know they

686
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:54.720
<v Speaker 4>have to do it, so they'll leave you alone do

687
00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:56.680
<v Speaker 4>the work. Middle School is where they first start to

688
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:59.759
<v Speaker 4>understand that they can rebel and fuck off and disobey.

689
00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:03.559
<v Speaker 4>So they're the absolute worst little kids. Oh, these little ones,

690
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.880
<v Speaker 4>they're like they're okay, they're hard to manage. But I

691
00:32:06.880 --> 00:32:10.400
<v Speaker 4>don't do preschool anymore because every single time I do

692
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:12.200
<v Speaker 4>a preschool I get sick.

693
00:32:12.559 --> 00:32:13.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, is it just.

694
00:32:13.839 --> 00:32:16.079
<v Speaker 5>Like every single time that just happens. What grade does

695
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:19.079
<v Speaker 5>it become like not babysitting basically?

696
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:22.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh god, probably so you get up till like fifth

697
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:26.319
<v Speaker 4>or six. Oh really yeah yeah. Preschool kindergarten is like ulterate.

698
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:29.160
<v Speaker 4>There's like multiple teachers for all the kids, and it's

699
00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:29.640
<v Speaker 4>still tough.

700
00:32:30.599 --> 00:32:35.440
<v Speaker 5>So I remember you, uh you kept posting when about

701
00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:38.279
<v Speaker 5>them making fun like different different grades too. I think

702
00:32:38.319 --> 00:32:40.039
<v Speaker 5>it was a different schools, was it. They were making

703
00:32:40.039 --> 00:32:43.640
<v Speaker 5>fun of you about a lorex thing. Okay, do you

704
00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.720
<v Speaker 5>have yellow hair? Yeah? Yeah, I get.

705
00:32:46.240 --> 00:32:48.799
<v Speaker 4>I get all the comments, Like Pikachu was the one

706
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:52.079
<v Speaker 4>I got the most. They call me Pikachua school.

707
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.359
<v Speaker 5>It's just all all of them. Pikachu is elementary school. Okay,

708
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:56.839
<v Speaker 5>a lot of elementary school Pikachu.

709
00:32:56.920 --> 00:33:01.000
<v Speaker 4>And then when I did like a ten grade class,

710
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:03.240
<v Speaker 4>they were all like doing worksheets and stuff. But like

711
00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:05.440
<v Speaker 4>this kid raised his hand. I'm like, hey, what's up.

712
00:33:05.480 --> 00:33:07.440
<v Speaker 4>He's like you ever see the movie Happy Feet? An

713
00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:09.720
<v Speaker 4>he kind of glass and I'm like, nah, what is that?

714
00:33:09.799 --> 00:33:13.400
<v Speaker 4>Because I couldn't think of it. Oh, it's about these penguins.

715
00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:15.440
<v Speaker 4>I was like, oh, the penguin the yellow hair, and

716
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:17.240
<v Speaker 4>he starts. I'm like, yeah, I get that, I understand. Yeah,

717
00:33:17.279 --> 00:33:19.880
<v Speaker 4>cool refence, Like I give them credit that come with

718
00:33:20.000 --> 00:33:23.000
<v Speaker 4>a good reference. I haven't heard, but the Mara's one

719
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:26.000
<v Speaker 4>was the best because I was walking between classes and

720
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.200
<v Speaker 4>these two sixth grade girls they ran up to be giggling,

721
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:31.200
<v Speaker 4>and they stopped and they said, do.

722
00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:32.039
<v Speaker 5>You speak for the trees?

723
00:33:32.119 --> 00:33:35.559
<v Speaker 4>And then they laughed around a lot, and I was like, Okay,

724
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:37.440
<v Speaker 4>that's really good because didn't even say the name. You

725
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.359
<v Speaker 4>just gave me the reference for it. That's that's kiss

726
00:33:40.440 --> 00:33:44.400
<v Speaker 4>right confusion. Yeah, but I got super saying I get

727
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:46.319
<v Speaker 4>anything yellow kids will say.

728
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:49.799
<v Speaker 5>That to me, just like it was just funny how

729
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:51.400
<v Speaker 5>often you had posted to her. It was like, man,

730
00:33:51.680 --> 00:33:54.200
<v Speaker 5>these kids are like, I mean, it's the same joke

731
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:56.240
<v Speaker 5>over neighbor, Like was that that wasn't at the same school,

732
00:33:56.319 --> 00:33:58.559
<v Speaker 5>was it? So it was just like different all different schools. Okay,

733
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:00.319
<v Speaker 5>so it's just like different kids having the same thought

734
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:04.200
<v Speaker 5>to where it was like this is yeah nice. Yeah.

735
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:08.440
<v Speaker 3>So Arnold tries to interrogate the kids, but quickly realizes

736
00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:12.760
<v Speaker 3>that they're morons. Then he panicks when confronted with children's overalls.

737
00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:15.800
<v Speaker 3>He goes and recruits hot teacher to help with the

738
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:19.039
<v Speaker 3>overall situation, and then finds that in the two minutes.

739
00:34:18.760 --> 00:34:20.599
<v Speaker 5>He was which by the way, that was a choice.

740
00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:23.400
<v Speaker 5>He passes a couple of doors. He stopped the her doors.

741
00:34:23.960 --> 00:34:24.679
<v Speaker 5>That's the one of us.

742
00:34:25.440 --> 00:34:29.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he found that in the two minutes he was gone,

743
00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:31.559
<v Speaker 3>his class had gone full Lord of the flies.

744
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:34.119
<v Speaker 5>That happens that absolutely Yeah, if you turn your back

745
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:34.840
<v Speaker 5>for a second.

746
00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:37.519
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so she's right, you can't, you can't.

747
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:41.480
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, does it matter what grade? Yeah, second

748
00:34:41.559 --> 00:34:43.079
<v Speaker 5>and third they start to babe a little bit more.

749
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:47.800
<v Speaker 5>But preschool, in kindergarten, even if you're watching them, it'll happen.

750
00:34:48.239 --> 00:34:52.159
<v Speaker 5>Like you gotta be on them all the time. That's

751
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:54.960
<v Speaker 5>why there's like there's four or five adults with a

752
00:34:54.960 --> 00:34:59.000
<v Speaker 5>group that size for him to take these kids by himself. Jesus. Yeah,

753
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:02.800
<v Speaker 5>wait has that always been? I'm trying to like, I

754
00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:06.320
<v Speaker 5>just remember one teacher Okay, so yeah, man, that sucks

755
00:35:06.320 --> 00:35:10.840
<v Speaker 5>for the like back like eighty nine. Holy shit. I

756
00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:12.320
<v Speaker 5>wonder if it was just the teachers being like, I

757
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.599
<v Speaker 5>can't just basically I can't fucking do this anymore, Like

758
00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 5>I need help with this.

759
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 3>Depends on the fortitude of the teacher.

760
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:21.719
<v Speaker 5>And once this movie came up, they just like, see

761
00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 5>see what happens. We need help. I also like, I

762
00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:29.239
<v Speaker 5>just wearing wearing overalls as a kid was the worst,

763
00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:36.000
<v Speaker 5>like just because oh yeah, because like I'm like too

764
00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:40.239
<v Speaker 5>dumb to unhook the buttons, so it would turn into uh,

765
00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:43.519
<v Speaker 5>pretty much an emergency every time I had to go

766
00:35:43.519 --> 00:35:45.400
<v Speaker 5>to the bathroom, like just like me trying to like

767
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:49.159
<v Speaker 5>squeeze my wiener shut like like just yeah, like freaking out,

768
00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:53.639
<v Speaker 5>like just thinking, yeah, thankfully I don't do that.

769
00:35:53.639 --> 00:35:55.000
<v Speaker 3>They never put me in overalls.

770
00:35:56.519 --> 00:35:58.800
<v Speaker 5>I don't think it happened more than like once or twice,

771
00:35:58.800 --> 00:36:01.079
<v Speaker 5>because like just.

772
00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:07.079
<v Speaker 3>Took one soiled pair of pants and then so uh

773
00:36:07.400 --> 00:36:10.679
<v Speaker 3>so his class is going crazy. So after some scream

774
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:14.760
<v Speaker 3>therapy and light child abandonment, he returns to the class

775
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:15.760
<v Speaker 3>with his pet ferret.

776
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.920
<v Speaker 4>Wait real, before that though, when he did the when

777
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:21.400
<v Speaker 4>they're all I forget what happened we perceived, but like

778
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:23.519
<v Speaker 4>haa quiet.

779
00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:24.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh that was when he first came in and he

780
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:27.000
<v Speaker 3>accidentally sits on the piano and everybody.

781
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:31.039
<v Speaker 5>Just goes, yeah, again, that's so real, dude, if we

782
00:36:31.239 --> 00:36:33.800
<v Speaker 5>make a mistake, they will let.

783
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:37.400
<v Speaker 4>You know, like you will get a nickname from them

784
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:40.360
<v Speaker 4>so fast for doing something dumb. Like it's just yeah,

785
00:36:40.400 --> 00:36:41.880
<v Speaker 4>So that that felt really real to me. As a

786
00:36:41.880 --> 00:36:42.599
<v Speaker 4>subsiduent teacher.

787
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:44.400
<v Speaker 5>I realized this I was watching this that I side

788
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:46.000
<v Speaker 5>with the kids a lot on the stuff that they

789
00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:50.199
<v Speaker 5>laugh at. I'm like, yeah, he sat on the piano.

790
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:54.639
<v Speaker 3>Totally, let's see. Okay. So he brings in the fair.

791
00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:56.440
<v Speaker 5>So was this that the fair was? After he yelled

792
00:36:56.480 --> 00:36:58.960
<v Speaker 5>him and they started crying right yeah? Oh yeah? When

793
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:00.920
<v Speaker 5>they yes, yeah, so they we're all going crazy and

794
00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.719
<v Speaker 5>he just yells screams at them.

795
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:04.679
<v Speaker 3>They all start to yeah yeah.

796
00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:08.159
<v Speaker 4>Again, to cry again, so real, like you can if

797
00:37:08.199 --> 00:37:10.880
<v Speaker 4>you are too much for them and they start crying,

798
00:37:10.920 --> 00:37:13.039
<v Speaker 4>that's what you're done, I forget it.

799
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:15.840
<v Speaker 5>And I love his his like when he's yelling shut up.

800
00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:18.320
<v Speaker 5>First his first one is like just shut up, and

801
00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:20.280
<v Speaker 5>then after that it's just desperate to where it's like

802
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:23.280
<v Speaker 5>shut up, shut up, shut up. Yes, you can't think

803
00:37:23.320 --> 00:37:25.079
<v Speaker 5>of anything else to say except for shut up, just

804
00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:25.639
<v Speaker 5>like shut up.

805
00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:29.039
<v Speaker 3>And then he brings in the ferret, which they all

806
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:31.119
<v Speaker 3>kind of like. It pacifies the kids and they all

807
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:34.920
<v Speaker 3>want to pet them. And I really love the horrified,

808
00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:37.679
<v Speaker 3>desperate look on his face as he goes good, now

809
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:38.400
<v Speaker 3>we're having fun.

810
00:37:40.480 --> 00:37:42.679
<v Speaker 4>As far as the kid's not paying attention, when he's

811
00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:44.840
<v Speaker 4>like pet them one at a time and within two

812
00:37:44.840 --> 00:37:47.719
<v Speaker 4>seconds there's like five hands up there. So yeah, okay,

813
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:50.199
<v Speaker 4>I have very little control.

814
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:52.519
<v Speaker 5>The little kids line up, what happened to your dog?

815
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:56.360
<v Speaker 5>That's a good one, and then like one of the

816
00:37:56.480 --> 00:38:00.320
<v Speaker 5>masks if it's gonna bite Arnold's or no, what wool?

817
00:38:01.079 --> 00:38:03.559
<v Speaker 5>He's like, uh, if he bites you, you'll get rabies

818
00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:07.800
<v Speaker 5>and die twitch. Arnold's responses, that's not true. He never bites,

819
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:11.320
<v Speaker 5>which I'm like, come on, I neglect, like like addressed

820
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:14.840
<v Speaker 5>as soon as as soon as they said it never bites.

821
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:16.119
<v Speaker 4>He's like pet it one at a time, and it

822
00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:18.440
<v Speaker 4>made him like why because it'll get free done bite somebody.

823
00:38:20.159 --> 00:38:21.880
<v Speaker 5>He just never addresses a rabies thing.

824
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Sure you know, I mean we learned later that he

825
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:26.840
<v Speaker 2>does bite, so was wrong?

826
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:29.280
<v Speaker 5>True? Wow spoiler.

827
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:36.280
<v Speaker 3>So uh after class, Arnold gets roasted by one of

828
00:38:36.280 --> 00:38:38.880
<v Speaker 3>his kids, whose is okay make sure at the school.

829
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:42.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that kid was great because that like I love that.

830
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:45.519
<v Speaker 5>I've talked about this before, Aaron if I never seen

831
00:38:45.519 --> 00:38:49.199
<v Speaker 5>on me post about this. But like as far as

832
00:38:49.239 --> 00:38:50.960
<v Speaker 5>like I said, seventh grade is the worst as far

833
00:38:50.960 --> 00:38:55.880
<v Speaker 5>as they're just terrible people. But they are. They're horrible

834
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:01.000
<v Speaker 5>that John Mulaney joke to where is he talks about

835
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:02.559
<v Speaker 5>being afraid of thirteen year old Like he'll cross the

836
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:05.320
<v Speaker 5>street from thirty because he's afraid of Like you're bring

837
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:10.400
<v Speaker 5>thirteen year olds. But this age is the meanest because

838
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:12.440
<v Speaker 5>they have no filter. They're so honest, this kid telling

839
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:13.480
<v Speaker 5>him everyone's better than him.

840
00:39:14.119 --> 00:39:16.639
<v Speaker 3>I have yeah. Yeah, Like I was.

841
00:39:16.559 --> 00:39:18.400
<v Speaker 4>Teaching some second graders one time. I was helping this

842
00:39:18.480 --> 00:39:21.199
<v Speaker 4>kid of his math, which, by the way, it's so

843
00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:23.760
<v Speaker 4>hard for me to like dumb myself down to the

844
00:39:23.880 --> 00:39:27.000
<v Speaker 4>level down. I'm like this kid, I'm like, if.

845
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 5>You can't do twelve divide too, I don't know how

846
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:31.559
<v Speaker 5>to help you, Like, I don't know whatever it is,

847
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:34.000
<v Speaker 5>what it is. But I go to stand up on

848
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:36.639
<v Speaker 5>my knees cracked because I'm an adult. And this kid

849
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:38.320
<v Speaker 5>he looks at me, He's like, why does your body

850
00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:42.800
<v Speaker 5>make noise when you move? It's just oh, just kill

851
00:39:42.920 --> 00:39:46.679
<v Speaker 5>me now, Like their honesty is just so unflinching.

852
00:39:48.239 --> 00:39:54.400
<v Speaker 3>That's great, let's see. Oh yeah. So now, so he

853
00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:56.239
<v Speaker 3>gets roasted by the kid. Then he goes back to

854
00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:58.480
<v Speaker 3>the motel and just collapses.

855
00:39:58.840 --> 00:39:59.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

856
00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.880
<v Speaker 3>The next day, Arnold is ogled by some of the

857
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:05.679
<v Speaker 3>moms right, and then meets Sylvester's mom, who was an

858
00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:08.519
<v Speaker 3>interesting character. She would rather her son be a sex

859
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:09.559
<v Speaker 3>past than play.

860
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:15.679
<v Speaker 5>With dolls yeah the eighties, which she like tries to

861
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:20.280
<v Speaker 5>explain because her husband like, uh, left for another guy

862
00:40:20.320 --> 00:40:22.199
<v Speaker 5>and she's like a man. Yeah, and she's like afraid

863
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:23.880
<v Speaker 5>that her son's going to be gay too, I think,

864
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:25.559
<v Speaker 5>which I'm like, I'm not making an excuse for it.

865
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:27.280
<v Speaker 5>I'm just saying, like she tries to explain it, like

866
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:32.000
<v Speaker 5>my note was like, uh, like I taught him that, Yeah,

867
00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:35.480
<v Speaker 5>keep going. It was just like, wait, does Kathy Moriarty

868
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:37.119
<v Speaker 5>word that her son is gay like his dad like,

869
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:39.960
<v Speaker 5>which it seems like it or she just wants that's

870
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:41.719
<v Speaker 5>that's She's like, Oh, I'm gonna be able to talk

871
00:40:41.760 --> 00:40:44.519
<v Speaker 5>to this uh, this hot new teacher.

872
00:40:44.760 --> 00:40:46.840
<v Speaker 3>It kind of did seem like she was trying to just.

873
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:49.400
<v Speaker 4>Get in with a little bit also, so I feel

874
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:51.280
<v Speaker 4>like lotwise it served as a little bit of a

875
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:51.719
<v Speaker 4>red herring.

876
00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:55.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah for sure, that's like, Yeah, the mom, I don't know.

877
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the next part, because he tries to suss

878
00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:00.360
<v Speaker 3>out if she might be the former missus Crisp sense

879
00:41:00.400 --> 00:41:03.360
<v Speaker 3>she is without a husband and from outside Astoria.

880
00:41:03.480 --> 00:41:07.320
<v Speaker 5>Also one of those thirsty moms was Susan from Seinfeld,

881
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:12.480
<v Speaker 5>which Erica pointed out and are I didn't know that.

882
00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:17.079
<v Speaker 5>That's great Armeil kindergarten teachers uncommon, like like back then,

883
00:41:17.119 --> 00:41:20.639
<v Speaker 5>I think they were. Okay, is it not anymore? No, Okay,

884
00:41:20.679 --> 00:41:22.199
<v Speaker 5>that's yeah.

885
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:25.079
<v Speaker 4>I think it's like back then, it's like a male nurse.

886
00:41:25.280 --> 00:41:28.760
<v Speaker 4>What It's just it was the eighties, you know, like, yeah,

887
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:30.480
<v Speaker 4>there's jobs the girl Joe.

888
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:34.039
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they say, is he must yeah, he must be good.

889
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:36.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they literally said that that.

890
00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:41.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So during class, Arnold plays the classic game of

891
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:43.840
<v Speaker 3>who is your daddy? And what does he do? To

892
00:41:43.920 --> 00:41:47.440
<v Speaker 3>try and find Chris Junior, but just gets a lot

893
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:50.199
<v Speaker 3>of kids say the darndest things bs from the children.

894
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.159
<v Speaker 4>I feel like that's what that was is they just

895
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.039
<v Speaker 4>had the kids say whatever and just feel it.

896
00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:55.800
<v Speaker 3>It was like, we'll give half the kids joke.

897
00:41:55.719 --> 00:41:58.000
<v Speaker 4>We'll give the writers the day off. Just have him

898
00:41:58.039 --> 00:41:59.840
<v Speaker 4>say something will be funnier than what we can't do.

899
00:42:00.079 --> 00:42:00.400
<v Speaker 3>Exactly.

900
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:05.199
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I again, I it was sorry. I don't want

901
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:07.679
<v Speaker 5>to like go into the thing, but uh, but some

902
00:42:07.719 --> 00:42:12.800
<v Speaker 5>of those are like kind of sad. Oh one got dark.

903
00:42:12.840 --> 00:42:15.280
<v Speaker 5>When the kid goes, he says, my dad doesn't do

904
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:18.199
<v Speaker 5>anything since the crash. Yes, that's what I really God,

905
00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 5>whoa anymore? It's dark like he doesn't there's no smiles,

906
00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:27.679
<v Speaker 5>like it's not like it was not played for last year.

907
00:42:28.199 --> 00:42:29.519
<v Speaker 5>I was just like, holy ship.

908
00:42:29.440 --> 00:42:30.920
<v Speaker 3>Like I was.

909
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:32.559
<v Speaker 5>Was he in a car crash? It was he's super

910
00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:34.320
<v Speaker 5>old and he was in like twenty nine like the

911
00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.239
<v Speaker 5>crashoys in the Hamsters cut his brakes.

912
00:42:37.920 --> 00:42:39.960
<v Speaker 3>Exactly like a vegetables.

913
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:47.039
<v Speaker 4>There's some other Dirk in there for tell. Yeah, so yeah,

914
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:49.159
<v Speaker 4>it was that one stood out for sure.

915
00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:50.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

916
00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:51.159
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

917
00:42:51.400 --> 00:42:54.519
<v Speaker 3>This is where Arnold mentions he has a headache, and

918
00:42:54.559 --> 00:42:57.440
<v Speaker 3>we get the class we Lowell says it might be

919
00:42:57.480 --> 00:42:59.840
<v Speaker 3>a tumor, and we get the classic it's not a tumor.

920
00:43:00.519 --> 00:43:03.440
<v Speaker 5>Okay, not just the best line of the movie, one

921
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:05.800
<v Speaker 5>of the best lines of the nineties. Oh yeah, that's

922
00:43:05.920 --> 00:43:06.719
<v Speaker 5>just yeah.

923
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:08.400
<v Speaker 3>So it's unbelievably classic.

924
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:10.639
<v Speaker 5>But I I've is not ada.

925
00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:13.400
<v Speaker 3>I have seen it so often just as that clip

926
00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:17.920
<v Speaker 3>that I completely forgot the context and I fucking never changed. Lowell,

927
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:22.800
<v Speaker 3>You're the perfect kid, Like that's so great. I have

928
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:25.239
<v Speaker 3>a headache and immediately he's like, oh, it might be

929
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:26.079
<v Speaker 3>a tumor.

930
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:30.280
<v Speaker 4>But another thing, just like a stupid old note like

931
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:31.840
<v Speaker 4>everyone knows the line it's not a tumor, but.

932
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Like yeah, he says.

933
00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:35.079
<v Speaker 5>He's like, it's not a duma. It's not at all.

934
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:37.719
<v Speaker 4>Like he just like is logically defended, but like people

935
00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:40.840
<v Speaker 4>just remember the line. Yeah, Like he's trying to logically like, no,

936
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.679
<v Speaker 4>this is something else, like know what I.

937
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't have a tumor. Uh. So, Arnold notes

938
00:43:49.519 --> 00:43:51.639
<v Speaker 3>any kid whose dad is not in the picture, and

939
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:55.800
<v Speaker 3>kind of narrows it down to three likely suspects, including Zach,

940
00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.400
<v Speaker 3>who is like a quiet and emotionally distant kid, and Dominic,

941
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.159
<v Speaker 3>who is the roastmaster and son of a teacher.

942
00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:06.039
<v Speaker 4>You know, if not for the presence of countless children,

943
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.079
<v Speaker 4>this movie would be rife for porn parody.

944
00:44:09.760 --> 00:44:13.039
<v Speaker 5>Just like milk. He's just like, let be fine. All

945
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:14.400
<v Speaker 5>the single moms in this town.

946
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:20.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this could be a completely different movie.

947
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:23.639
<v Speaker 5>No, no, you can't put those two.

948
00:44:24.239 --> 00:44:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Don't do it.

949
00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:27.000
<v Speaker 5>You just ended up on a watch list right now.

950
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:34.440
<v Speaker 3>I just want to point out some of the like

951
00:44:35.800 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 3>the the little girl who just completely rambles about her

952
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:41.280
<v Speaker 3>dad and how much hair he has might be my

953
00:44:41.320 --> 00:44:44.440
<v Speaker 3>favorite kid in the whole movie. Like she just the

954
00:44:44.480 --> 00:44:47.400
<v Speaker 3>fucking she just ends the whole thing by being like

955
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:52.639
<v Speaker 3>his head is so big he can't wear any he's

956
00:44:52.679 --> 00:44:54.440
<v Speaker 3>got a big head.

957
00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:56.239
<v Speaker 4>I mean, but this is the scene too where I

958
00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:58.039
<v Speaker 4>was saying, like the two twins, they could have been

959
00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:01.239
<v Speaker 4>like yes, my mom says our dad, and that would

960
00:45:01.239 --> 00:45:02.119
<v Speaker 4>have got such a good life.

961
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:05.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay, And then I had just one question, does anybody

962
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.280
<v Speaker 3>know what the girl says in Spanish? I think I

963
00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:10.000
<v Speaker 3>caught most of it. I think it's my dad works

964
00:45:10.000 --> 00:45:12.800
<v Speaker 3>in the house and plays with me a lot.

965
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.320
<v Speaker 5>I missed that part. My Spanish is not very good.

966
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:18.840
<v Speaker 3>It's it's the house. Yeah, my dad works in the house.

967
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:25.280
<v Speaker 3>Something contigo me. Sure, yeah, God, I just couldn't figure

968
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:29.599
<v Speaker 3>it out. But yeah, uh so I just had And

969
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:32.519
<v Speaker 3>the subtitles just said speaks in Spanish, so fuck you,

970
00:45:34.039 --> 00:45:38.760
<v Speaker 3>like you wouldn't get it. As Arnold tries to connect

971
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:42.199
<v Speaker 3>a little with Zach, who fucking the entire class bullies,

972
00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:45.480
<v Speaker 3>a fire drill goes off and Arnold's class is the

973
00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.239
<v Speaker 3>last one out, earning him a special call out from

974
00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:48.880
<v Speaker 3>the principal.

975
00:45:49.000 --> 00:45:50.800
<v Speaker 5>She's really on a shit list man. She doesn't take

976
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:52.159
<v Speaker 5>any guff seriously.

977
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.639
<v Speaker 3>As the day ends, Arnold tries to talk to Zac's

978
00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.960
<v Speaker 3>mom as she picks him up, but she speeds off

979
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:02.239
<v Speaker 3>and ignores his call. Arnold and the now recovered O'Hara

980
00:46:02.400 --> 00:46:05.079
<v Speaker 3>go downtown for some dinner, where they run into hot

981
00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:08.320
<v Speaker 3>teacher and her son Dominic. Yeah, we find out that

982
00:46:08.360 --> 00:46:10.400
<v Speaker 3>hot teacher's name is Joyce pal Merrick.

983
00:46:10.480 --> 00:46:15.239
<v Speaker 4>Now real quick, though partner played the fucking ace move

984
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:18.239
<v Speaker 4>of not being the wife being the sister, she just

985
00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:19.960
<v Speaker 4>went right into wingman mode.

986
00:46:20.239 --> 00:46:21.599
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, wingman right away.

987
00:46:21.960 --> 00:46:25.519
<v Speaker 3>She knows she's We talk a lot on this podcast

988
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:28.280
<v Speaker 3>about how, like Arnold brushes up on his improv skills,

989
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:29.639
<v Speaker 3>this lady is improv.

990
00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:31.079
<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah yeah.

991
00:46:31.119 --> 00:46:32.960
<v Speaker 4>Didn't anybody else think it's weird that she was going

992
00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:34.920
<v Speaker 4>to be taking your son to such a fancy restaurant?

993
00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:37.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a little bit, like, I don't know, maybe there's

994
00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:39.400
<v Speaker 3>not that many places to go in a story, like.

995
00:46:39.400 --> 00:46:43.360
<v Speaker 5>A glass of sharden and some crayons. She should have

996
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.559
<v Speaker 5>taken them with that restaurant from the Gooni's maybe that

997
00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:49.119
<v Speaker 5>is the restaurant from the Guineyes, they got their shit

998
00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:51.719
<v Speaker 5>together that it's called, just called for Telly's.

999
00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:57.239
<v Speaker 3>So they all have dinner together, with O'Hara pretending to

1000
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:01.519
<v Speaker 3>be Arnold's sister like like Dave said, uh visiting from Austria.

1001
00:47:02.400 --> 00:47:05.280
<v Speaker 3>Arnold asks for advice on connecting with the parents of

1002
00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:08.440
<v Speaker 3>his class over dinner, while O'Hara wingman's the shit out

1003
00:47:08.480 --> 00:47:10.840
<v Speaker 3>of him to help him with his obvious crush a

1004
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:15.400
<v Speaker 3>plus for her. After dinner, Arnold confides in O'Hara that

1005
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:18.079
<v Speaker 3>he is having some trouble handling with kids, so she

1006
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:20.800
<v Speaker 3>tells him that he needs to handle it like a police.

1007
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:26.840
<v Speaker 5>Situation, so he shoots them all. So this whole scene,

1008
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:31.159
<v Speaker 5>the Boatox scene and the restaurant scene with how Kimball

1009
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 5>and his partner, basically how Arnold and Pimmela Reid react

1010
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:39.320
<v Speaker 5>like interactions are the dynamic that you need if Arnold

1011
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:40.199
<v Speaker 5>is going to play a straight man.

1012
00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:40.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definitely.

1013
00:47:41.840 --> 00:47:44.800
<v Speaker 5>And I mentioned that because David, have you seen Red Heat?

1014
00:47:45.079 --> 00:47:49.119
<v Speaker 5>Jimply Okay, yeah, that was. I think that was Arnold's

1015
00:47:49.159 --> 00:47:55.880
<v Speaker 5>first dabble into comedy. Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was.

1016
00:47:56.039 --> 00:47:58.840
<v Speaker 5>I mean sorry, I'm only saying yeah because if you

1017
00:47:58.880 --> 00:48:04.559
<v Speaker 5>call that a comedy, but technically it was no like

1018
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:06.079
<v Speaker 5>it's technically like it wasn't very good.

1019
00:48:06.079 --> 00:48:07.880
<v Speaker 4>It really went under the radar too. It didn't really

1020
00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:10.159
<v Speaker 4>hit very well. But because it I think that was

1021
00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:11.079
<v Speaker 4>his first taste.

1022
00:48:10.800 --> 00:48:14.079
<v Speaker 5>Of it, I was just it was just disappointing because

1023
00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:16.239
<v Speaker 5>I was looking, actually looking forward to watching that, and

1024
00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:18.159
<v Speaker 5>then we watched it and I was like, ugh, like

1025
00:48:19.000 --> 00:48:21.039
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, it was just like this is this

1026
00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:23.239
<v Speaker 5>basically is what Red Heat was missing, which is like

1027
00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:26.639
<v Speaker 5>probably just like a screenwriter that understands how to write

1028
00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:28.000
<v Speaker 5>comedy well.

1029
00:48:28.239 --> 00:48:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Also, I think also a director who wanted to make

1030
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:33.719
<v Speaker 3>a comedy as opposed to fucking Walter Hill.

1031
00:48:33.800 --> 00:48:36.199
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Walter Hill, who said that he doesn't make a

1032
00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:39.800
<v Speaker 5>like he's never made a comedy. It's just like action

1033
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:42.760
<v Speaker 5>movies that happened to have some comedy in him exactly.

1034
00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:44.400
<v Speaker 3>He specifically said he didn't want it to be a

1035
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:44.960
<v Speaker 3>buddy comedy.

1036
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:47.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, because like, no disrespect to Walter Hill, but the

1037
00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:49.679
<v Speaker 5>guy probably puts on like uncut gems like falling down

1038
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.719
<v Speaker 5>when he wanted wants to watch a comedy. He's like,

1039
00:48:51.719 --> 00:48:54.199
<v Speaker 5>oh fuck, yeah. Michael Doug was like trying to take

1040
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:57.000
<v Speaker 5>care of people. But like Pamela Reid's character is actually

1041
00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:01.079
<v Speaker 5>also likable, whereas Jim Belushi was playing like a ship

1042
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:04.599
<v Speaker 5>bag cop who's like just loved it, like a harassing

1043
00:49:04.639 --> 00:49:09.360
<v Speaker 5>women in pent and racist jokes appearing so a cop, Yeah, yeah, exactly.

1044
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:11.239
<v Speaker 5>I think that came out. I think that came out

1045
00:49:11.239 --> 00:49:13.400
<v Speaker 5>around the same time as Dead Heat as well, which

1046
00:49:13.480 --> 00:49:18.519
<v Speaker 5>was that did came out. I almost almost started fucking

1047
00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:21.159
<v Speaker 5>with you guys because I, uh, that started popping up

1048
00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:22.559
<v Speaker 5>a lot commercials for that. I'm like, what the fuck

1049
00:49:22.639 --> 00:49:27.000
<v Speaker 5>is this? And I was like Williams, and I'm like,

1050
00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:29.760
<v Speaker 5>I should have started showing them trailers for dead Yes

1051
00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:30.119
<v Speaker 5>it was.

1052
00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:32.199
<v Speaker 3>But I left it.

1053
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:37.360
<v Speaker 5>Oh did you? And then like his uh her sorry

1054
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.800
<v Speaker 5>her line, if you were any stiffer, we could take

1055
00:49:39.840 --> 00:49:42.000
<v Speaker 5>your surfing. Yeah, that.

1056
00:49:44.159 --> 00:49:48.519
<v Speaker 4>Different contexts today. What she meant it has.

1057
00:49:50.519 --> 00:49:53.119
<v Speaker 5>And so he uh she uh meant or he mentions

1058
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:56.119
<v Speaker 5>the kids pushing around, but uh have you ever had

1059
00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:59.159
<v Speaker 5>that like dangerous mind stuff, take a standard of liver

1060
00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:00.239
<v Speaker 5>approach and stuff.

1061
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:04.559
<v Speaker 4>Not yet knock on wood. I was gonna say, some

1062
00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:06.079
<v Speaker 4>bridge when we get there.

1063
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:10.000
<v Speaker 3>Chair in ready, ready unloaded.

1064
00:50:10.519 --> 00:50:13.400
<v Speaker 4>I did have I carry a POCKETKNP. I just always

1065
00:50:13.440 --> 00:50:16.119
<v Speaker 4>have for fucking decades. And at one of these schools.

1066
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:19.000
<v Speaker 4>I was there for like a five day gig, like assisting.

1067
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:20.639
<v Speaker 4>I wasn't even teaching. I was like backup teacher in

1068
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:24.239
<v Speaker 4>the room. And one morning, like my third morning, and

1069
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:27.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm checking in the PRINCI was like, hey, h one

1070
00:50:27.280 --> 00:50:28.920
<v Speaker 4>of the kids told us, you have a pocket knife?

1071
00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:31.280
<v Speaker 4>Would you mind leaving that in the car? And I

1072
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:34.320
<v Speaker 4>wear like untucked butting up shirts, so my first thought

1073
00:50:34.360 --> 00:50:37.280
<v Speaker 4>was like, how the fuck did they see it? And

1074
00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:38.440
<v Speaker 4>then second, who's the snitch?

1075
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:43.400
<v Speaker 5>Because I'm gonna think, get out with the knife? What

1076
00:50:43.440 --> 00:50:44.000
<v Speaker 5>are you doing?

1077
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:46.840
<v Speaker 3>Do you know how dangerous it is to snitch on

1078
00:50:46.880 --> 00:50:48.039
<v Speaker 3>somebody who has the knife?

1079
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:55.440
<v Speaker 5>Exactly? That's dangerous? Minds less than number one? Okay, sorry,

1080
00:50:55.480 --> 00:50:55.800
<v Speaker 5>that's all.

1081
00:50:56.559 --> 00:51:00.480
<v Speaker 3>So uh, Arnold decides to take it another way, choosing

1082
00:51:00.519 --> 00:51:03.920
<v Speaker 3>to turn his class into a boot camp, spending the

1083
00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.320
<v Speaker 3>next couple of days whipping his kids into shape and

1084
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:08.079
<v Speaker 3>managing to have a bit of fun as well.

1085
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:10.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that was a two day montage, which is really

1086
00:51:10.719 --> 00:51:13.079
<v Speaker 4>quick to whip some kids into shit like that.

1087
00:51:13.320 --> 00:51:16.400
<v Speaker 3>So we montage our way through running in exemplary fire

1088
00:51:16.519 --> 00:51:20.320
<v Speaker 3>drill and building a bit of confidence for Zach before

1089
00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:21.440
<v Speaker 3>sitting down for storytime.

1090
00:51:21.760 --> 00:51:23.679
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but I was paying attention to the outfits. He

1091
00:51:23.719 --> 00:51:25.599
<v Speaker 4>was wearing their two outfits, and I was like, okay,

1092
00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:26.400
<v Speaker 4>this is two days.

1093
00:51:26.599 --> 00:51:28.679
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and then we finally get a third outfit when

1094
00:51:28.679 --> 00:51:32.840
<v Speaker 3>it's storytime. Yes, So they sit down for storytime. Arnold

1095
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:35.440
<v Speaker 3>grabs a book and then fails to explain the finer

1096
00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:38.760
<v Speaker 3>points of divorce to some really jaded children. Yeah, I

1097
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:43.280
<v Speaker 3>got sad, not just for like obviously it was supposed

1098
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:45.159
<v Speaker 3>to be sad for Arnold because he's thinking about his

1099
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:46.079
<v Speaker 3>failed marriage and stuff.

1100
00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:48.360
<v Speaker 4>Right, he's about a son against second time. He's talking

1101
00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:50.679
<v Speaker 4>about I got a son out there somewhere in the world.

1102
00:51:51.159 --> 00:51:55.519
<v Speaker 3>But these kids are like so jaded. They're like, yeah,

1103
00:51:55.679 --> 00:51:58.280
<v Speaker 3>the way Dominic asked him, like why don't you see

1104
00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:01.159
<v Speaker 3>your son anymore? Was he bad? And I was like, holy.

1105
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:03.000
<v Speaker 5>Ship, yeah, wait, is that not a thing.

1106
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:06.800
<v Speaker 3>For you? It was okay, okay, okay.

1107
00:52:08.760 --> 00:52:10.679
<v Speaker 5>He was like, wait, that's that's why my dad listened

1108
00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:14.000
<v Speaker 5>around because I was bad. It wasn't his fault. We

1109
00:52:14.119 --> 00:52:16.320
<v Speaker 5>heard discussed this. He wanted to be there. Why don't

1110
00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:16.760
<v Speaker 5>he love me?

1111
00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:17.039
<v Speaker 3>Man?

1112
00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:23.360
<v Speaker 5>As you're also, uh, he pretty much almost unloads his

1113
00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:25.280
<v Speaker 5>issues on those kids. I was like, come on, come on.

1114
00:52:26.039 --> 00:52:27.639
<v Speaker 5>So I feel like that's very it could be very

1115
00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:31.800
<v Speaker 5>easy to do. So they start asking questions where you're like, oh, okay,

1116
00:52:31.840 --> 00:52:37.159
<v Speaker 5>I'm like, well, gotta no, Nope, they're gonna.

1117
00:52:35.880 --> 00:52:38.920
<v Speaker 3>So while the kids sleep after story time.

1118
00:52:38.880 --> 00:52:40.639
<v Speaker 4>Oh man, if I could get a room full of

1119
00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:43.119
<v Speaker 4>kids to sleep that fast, lord, that would be amazing.

1120
00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:47.280
<v Speaker 3>That So loading them up with dairy products doesn't work.

1121
00:52:48.960 --> 00:52:50.599
<v Speaker 5>Well, you gotta know, you gotta like do what he

1122
00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:54.119
<v Speaker 5>was doing boot camp. They're just fucking tired. Yeah, to

1123
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:54.920
<v Speaker 5>try that next time.

1124
00:52:56.559 --> 00:52:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Uh So, while the kids sleep, Arnold has a dream

1125
00:52:59.119 --> 00:53:02.320
<v Speaker 3>about Crisp showing up, and just as he's about to

1126
00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:05.119
<v Speaker 3>get shot, he wakes up in a fright. Joyce is

1127
00:53:05.159 --> 00:53:07.519
<v Speaker 3>there to ask him on a date at her house.

1128
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:11.400
<v Speaker 3>The following night, back at the motel, Arnold fines a

1129
00:53:11.400 --> 00:53:15.599
<v Speaker 3>strange car and cautiously enters the room, where he scares

1130
00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:19.239
<v Speaker 3>the boner right out of and he busts in with.

1131
00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:23.199
<v Speaker 4>A gun and his defining characteristic as he's clumsy. Yes,

1132
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:25.119
<v Speaker 4>knocking shit over.

1133
00:53:25.760 --> 00:53:27.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's his whole deal.

1134
00:53:28.079 --> 00:53:28.360
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1135
00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:30.760
<v Speaker 3>The next day at school, Arnold finally catches up with

1136
00:53:30.880 --> 00:53:34.719
<v Speaker 3>Zach's mom, but discovers that rather than being Crisp's kid,

1137
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:37.760
<v Speaker 3>he's actually a victim of domestic abuse at the hands

1138
00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:40.760
<v Speaker 3>of his father. Arnold warns missus Sullivan that if it

1139
00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:42.320
<v Speaker 3>happens again, he'll press charges.

1140
00:53:42.760 --> 00:53:45.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah again getting a little heavy in a comedy here, Yeah.

1141
00:53:45.719 --> 00:53:49.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I yeah, this through line works for me

1142
00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:50.840
<v Speaker 3>as like softening Arnold.

1143
00:53:50.960 --> 00:53:53.159
<v Speaker 5>Well, this was the one time during the entire movie

1144
00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:55.719
<v Speaker 5>that he decided to show some restraint, which was I

1145
00:53:55.719 --> 00:53:57.920
<v Speaker 5>don't think we're there yet, No, no, no, he does,

1146
00:53:57.960 --> 00:54:00.480
<v Speaker 5>because like just like just like not doan you think

1147
00:54:00.519 --> 00:54:02.440
<v Speaker 5>like you're a cop. Do you think you do something.

1148
00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:04.800
<v Speaker 3>Besides pressing charge exactly, like give.

1149
00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.039
<v Speaker 5>Her warning, like something besides giving her a warning, which

1150
00:54:07.079 --> 00:54:08.639
<v Speaker 5>you know she's not going to relate to her husband,

1151
00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:12.400
<v Speaker 5>so of course not so yeah, like you should. I

1152
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:15.960
<v Speaker 5>don't know, like La Arnold would have followed them and

1153
00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:17.239
<v Speaker 5>then beat the fuck out of.

1154
00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:21.079
<v Speaker 3>La r Yeah, that guy would have a shotgun, would.

1155
00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:22.599
<v Speaker 5>Have handed her use this.

1156
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:27.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So back in La Cindy buys some drugs off

1157
00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:30.519
<v Speaker 3>a dealer in the street, and it's revealed that Crisp's

1158
00:54:30.559 --> 00:54:33.159
<v Speaker 3>mother paid off the dealer to give Cindy what is

1159
00:54:33.199 --> 00:54:34.800
<v Speaker 3>presumably like a bad batch.

1160
00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, the connections this woman has because she's presented as

1161
00:54:39.400 --> 00:54:42.519
<v Speaker 4>like high profile, high societal classy, but she's also friends

1162
00:54:42.559 --> 00:54:43.960
<v Speaker 4>with street level drug dealers.

1163
00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:46.800
<v Speaker 5>Like, hey, hey, he'ses garbage to her.

1164
00:54:47.199 --> 00:54:49.440
<v Speaker 3>She's just Mama Fratelli with a better wardrobe.

1165
00:54:49.519 --> 00:54:53.199
<v Speaker 5>Exactly. Well, he's connected, man, she knows everybody.

1166
00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:57.639
<v Speaker 2>I would assume that would be one of Crisp's drug dealers,

1167
00:54:57.679 --> 00:54:59.480
<v Speaker 2>you know. I mean the guy doesn't know who she

1168
00:54:59.679 --> 00:55:01.400
<v Speaker 2>is because probably yeah.

1169
00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:03.599
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, but that's like Marlon Brando was talking

1170
00:55:03.599 --> 00:55:05.280
<v Speaker 5>to a foot soldier on the God. Probably he's not

1171
00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.440
<v Speaker 5>going to do that. I mean, she she's got to

1172
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:09.320
<v Speaker 5>know who she is because like she's the one that

1173
00:55:09.440 --> 00:55:10.880
<v Speaker 5>gave him, Like what is he just gonna need? He

1174
00:55:10.920 --> 00:55:12.639
<v Speaker 5>is like she's like, here's fifty dollars. Do you have

1175
00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:15.880
<v Speaker 5>this girl that's coming in these drugs? Okay? I mean

1176
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:19.760
<v Speaker 5>I guess that. I mean, what does I guess after

1177
00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:22.679
<v Speaker 5>saying I was like okay, maybe, well no.

1178
00:55:22.760 --> 00:55:25.679
<v Speaker 2>Because then you're losing a customer, you know, you want

1179
00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:26.280
<v Speaker 2>him to come back.

1180
00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:27.360
<v Speaker 3>Probably loses a.

1181
00:55:27.360 --> 00:55:30.719
<v Speaker 5>Lot of Yeah, that's a numbers game here, you're not

1182
00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:34.559
<v Speaker 5>really tanking on. Maybe she like didn't undercover Boston and

1183
00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:38.360
<v Speaker 5>now she just wants to like be more more involved

1184
00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:41.199
<v Speaker 5>in stuff. Like she's like like she wasn't she din't

1185
00:55:41.239 --> 00:55:42.760
<v Speaker 5>used to be like this, but now she you know,

1186
00:55:42.840 --> 00:55:45.039
<v Speaker 5>Plus chrisp is in jail, so she's got to do

1187
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:47.280
<v Speaker 5>this ship because he's not like, right, he's still in jail.

1188
00:55:47.599 --> 00:55:49.760
<v Speaker 3>Yes, he's definitely still Actually, have.

1189
00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:52.719
<v Speaker 4>We considered that she didn't know the drugs are gonna

1190
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:55.760
<v Speaker 4>kill her? She's maybe just trying out a new product. Okay,

1191
00:55:56.320 --> 00:55:57.519
<v Speaker 4>let's try this. See what happened?

1192
00:55:57.719 --> 00:55:59.760
<v Speaker 5>She died? Shit? Okay, well, I'm not gonna put that

1193
00:55:59.760 --> 00:56:00.000
<v Speaker 5>on them.

1194
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:03.800
<v Speaker 3>He's actually trying to pay off Cindy.

1195
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:08.880
<v Speaker 5>She's an entrepreneur. Okay, we try to cut it with Ajax.

1196
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:11.119
<v Speaker 5>Lesson learned it doesn't work.

1197
00:56:12.519 --> 00:56:16.599
<v Speaker 3>It does not clean your inside all right. Uh. So,

1198
00:56:16.880 --> 00:56:19.679
<v Speaker 3>Arnold gets ready for his date and O'Hara provides some

1199
00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.760
<v Speaker 3>wine and flowers for him to take At Joyce and

1200
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:26.679
<v Speaker 3>Dominic's place. Joyce prepares dinner while Dominic shows Arnold his

1201
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:27.760
<v Speaker 3>secret hiding place.

1202
00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:30.239
<v Speaker 5>Oh sorry, real quick with for them getting ready for

1203
00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:32.599
<v Speaker 5>the date. He mentions the quickest way to slip up

1204
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:35.159
<v Speaker 5>during undercover work is doing things you normally wouldn't do.

1205
00:56:35.559 --> 00:56:39.960
<v Speaker 5>Which isn't that like just kind of undercover work, Like, dude, Like,

1206
00:56:40.239 --> 00:56:42.199
<v Speaker 5>it just makes me curious if there's like a deleted

1207
00:56:42.199 --> 00:56:44.519
<v Speaker 5>scene where he we find out that Kimball's only previous

1208
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:47.519
<v Speaker 5>undercover experience with him infiltrating like a bodybuilding competition for

1209
00:56:47.559 --> 00:56:50.760
<v Speaker 5>steroid use. It's like, he's like, you're not supposed to

1210
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:53.119
<v Speaker 5>do stuff that you don't know. I don't know. It's

1211
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:55.400
<v Speaker 5>just I was like, okay, now that he's just in so.

1212
00:56:55.480 --> 00:56:58.199
<v Speaker 4>Deep, he's forgetting what's real. She's taking Wait a second,

1213
00:56:58.719 --> 00:56:59.519
<v Speaker 4>am I a teacher?

1214
00:56:59.559 --> 00:57:03.199
<v Speaker 5>What's going on? The steroids affecting my brain? Continue?

1215
00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:06.440
<v Speaker 3>We see Dominic's secret hiding place and he kind of

1216
00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:08.320
<v Speaker 3>hints that he and his mother are on the run

1217
00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:11.880
<v Speaker 3>from some bad people and reveals his plan to put

1218
00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:15.360
<v Speaker 3>a quote unquote laser on a communications tower.

1219
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:19.280
<v Speaker 5>That laser's house. Yeah he's got more than one, buddy,

1220
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:22.039
<v Speaker 5>So yeah, this kid is smart enough to consider planting

1221
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.400
<v Speaker 5>his lasers on the antenna, but dumb enough to think

1222
00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:26.760
<v Speaker 5>that rolled up pieces of aluminum foil or a laser

1223
00:57:26.800 --> 00:57:29.800
<v Speaker 5>Come on, Oh yeah I noted that later. Yeah, also

1224
00:57:30.559 --> 00:57:33.480
<v Speaker 5>this shit, actually this kid should be off Arnold's radar.

1225
00:57:33.599 --> 00:57:36.480
<v Speaker 5>Bad people. Okay, it's not just this one guy after him. Yeah,

1226
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:37.440
<v Speaker 5>this is not my target.

1227
00:57:39.079 --> 00:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>So Arnold's suspicions now aroused, he goes to do some

1228
00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:50.000
<v Speaker 3>snoop all. He does some snoopid, but is caught by Dominic.

1229
00:57:51.280 --> 00:57:53.880
<v Speaker 3>There's a little easter egg here where the Dominic has

1230
00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:58.119
<v Speaker 3>Ghostbusters sheet. After putting Dominic to bed, Arnold does some

1231
00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:00.920
<v Speaker 3>light interrogating of Joyce and kind of gets her to

1232
00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:03.320
<v Speaker 3>admit that they're hiding from her ex.

1233
00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:05.440
<v Speaker 5>Oh backup just a little bit. I'm sorry.

1234
00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:08.960
<v Speaker 4>When he was rifling through her drawers just like some stuff.

1235
00:58:09.280 --> 00:58:11.440
<v Speaker 4>See this was the cusp of the eighties at nineties. Now,

1236
00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:14.119
<v Speaker 4>if this was peak eighties, wh would found some sex

1237
00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:17.760
<v Speaker 4>choice that would have been played for a laugh?

1238
00:58:17.840 --> 00:58:20.800
<v Speaker 3>And yeah that would have I thought you were going

1239
00:58:20.840 --> 00:58:22.440
<v Speaker 3>to say he would have spent a little longer in

1240
00:58:22.480 --> 00:58:23.360
<v Speaker 3>her underwear drawer.

1241
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:25.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah too, Yeah, that was one of those two things. Yeah,

1242
00:58:26.039 --> 00:58:28.119
<v Speaker 5>because he did puble a pair out and hold him up?

1243
00:58:28.280 --> 00:58:31.440
<v Speaker 3>He did, he didn't, Yeah, he wasn't too quick with it. Yeah.

1244
00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:34.280
<v Speaker 5>Also, so I never noticed that peneloty and miller Head

1245
00:58:34.440 --> 00:58:36.960
<v Speaker 5>has like this badasscar in her face before, which he

1246
00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:41.079
<v Speaker 5>does because when we're watching like it's a downer right cheek,

1247
00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:42.679
<v Speaker 5>I believe, but it's down one of her cheek. I'm

1248
00:58:42.679 --> 00:58:45.719
<v Speaker 5>pretty sure it's a right cheek. It's like looks like

1249
00:58:45.719 --> 00:58:48.639
<v Speaker 5>like a biker scar, but I don't think I know.

1250
00:58:49.159 --> 00:58:50.800
<v Speaker 5>Erica looked it up and apparently she was in an

1251
00:58:50.800 --> 00:58:52.840
<v Speaker 5>accident back when she was a teenager. But I was like,

1252
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:54.519
<v Speaker 5>holy shit, is she supposed to have that scar? Like,

1253
00:58:54.599 --> 00:58:57.159
<v Speaker 5>was that like a like a wedding president from Chris

1254
00:58:57.199 --> 00:58:58.159
<v Speaker 5>out of her backstory?

1255
00:58:58.920 --> 00:58:59.199
<v Speaker 3>Damn?

1256
00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:02.039
<v Speaker 5>But then like, you know, it's not that dark. It

1257
00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:04.480
<v Speaker 5>is that it's actually anyway.

1258
00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:09.960
<v Speaker 3>So the following day at school, Arnold's class is rehearsing

1259
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:14.039
<v Speaker 3>the Gettysburg Address for a school presentation, which seems like

1260
00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:17.519
<v Speaker 3>very heady material for kindergartener's but I don't know.

1261
00:59:17.559 --> 00:59:19.199
<v Speaker 5>It's Oregon, man. It progressed.

1262
00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:24.679
<v Speaker 3>When O'Hara shows up having done a deep dive into

1263
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<v Speaker 3>Joyce's life in Astoria. Based on what she found, O'Hara

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<v Speaker 3>is pretty sure that Joyce is not who they're after,

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<v Speaker 3>because there's no indication that she has the three million

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<v Speaker 3>dollars that Crisp's wife supposedly stole.

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<v Speaker 4>Right well, which you think she did because the house

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<v Speaker 4>was so nice. Yeah, and her story is like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a friend's house and like, I don't know about

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<v Speaker 4>your story.

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<v Speaker 3>But then it does check out. So this leaves Sylvester's

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<v Speaker 3>mom as the most obvious suspect, especially when she walks

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<v Speaker 3>in at that exact moment with a pony and a

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<v Speaker 3>new bike for the school. Raffle.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like fucking pony, Like are you giving them a

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<v Speaker 5>gift or a fucking burden right there?

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<v Speaker 3>Ship?

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<v Speaker 5>Like who's gonna win that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>No for real, that's a yeah. That's like she hates

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<v Speaker 4>the other parents.

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<v Speaker 5>She's like screaming guys like our dog Wally was a

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<v Speaker 5>gift for like a sorry, not to us, because that

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01:00:16.679 --> 01:00:19.280
<v Speaker 5>would be like what a burden? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>we got him. We got him from the from the pound.

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<v Speaker 5>But he like originally I guess he was someone gave

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<v Speaker 5>it to a it. Someone gave him to a retiring

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<v Speaker 5>uh yeah, someone game that gave that due to someone

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<v Speaker 5>that like an employee that sorry, a coworker that was

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01:00:38.840 --> 01:00:43.000
<v Speaker 5>retiring as a retirement gift, and they immediately gave him

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<v Speaker 5>to the pound apparently, so yeah, which sucks. I'm like, man,

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<v Speaker 5>that's that's called regifting.

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<v Speaker 3>Because that is a horrible Sorry, he's he's that's such

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<v Speaker 3>a bad idea. Yeah he's got he's he's cool, but like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a horrible gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Was No, in real life, if you have any friends

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<v Speaker 4>that have a small child age four or five, get

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<v Speaker 4>that child the drum set. You could not screw the

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<v Speaker 4>parents over any more than that.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a drum set, but they wouldn't let me

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<v Speaker 5>get one until I was eighteen. Yeah, you were like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I would not buy anyone, And I get it now

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<v Speaker 5>because I'm like, come on, like for like years. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So, Arnold and Joyce have a moment in the hallway,

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01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:30.960
<v Speaker 3>and as he marches his kids back to class, Zach

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01:01:31.079 --> 01:01:35.280
<v Speaker 3>and his mother show up late. Arnold finds more bruises

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01:01:35.280 --> 01:01:37.159
<v Speaker 3>on Zach and pursues missus Sullivan.

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01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:41.400
<v Speaker 5>Zach a little overboard on the acting here, I fell

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01:01:42.880 --> 01:01:45.320
<v Speaker 5>also bruises on Zach sounds like a cool band name.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>And then when he goes outside he finds.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it sounds like a like a collective soul type

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01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:08.000
<v Speaker 2>nineties by Joe or something like bruises on Zach, I

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<v Speaker 2>as you're all music?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god? So when he goes outside, he finds mister

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<v Speaker 3>Sullivan waiting by the car, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Happy and like hey, and I said exactly jovial, not

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01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:23.840
<v Speaker 5>able to read Arnold's buddy, all hey man, what's going

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<v Speaker 5>on is he's like aggressively at the very least he

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01:02:26.320 --> 01:02:29.199
<v Speaker 5>should be like, oh, I recognize this, I know what

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<v Speaker 5>this energy is. This is how it feels.

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<v Speaker 6>But if I have been doing this one time.

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<v Speaker 5>But this is where also Arnold is getting his l

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01:02:41.480 --> 01:02:43.960
<v Speaker 5>A tough guy. He couldn't knocked the dude out. Saw

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<v Speaker 5>the kids watching him. He's like, nope, not gonna be

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<v Speaker 5>la John Kimball.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm gonna be nice, buttoned up a story of John.

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<v Speaker 5>Kim kinder gentler John Kimball, which is just not beating

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01:02:55.000 --> 01:02:56.239
<v Speaker 5>the ship out of this dude. I don't know if

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01:02:56.239 --> 01:02:57.519
<v Speaker 5>that's happened yet in nineteen ninety.

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<v Speaker 3>But so he pins him against the car, Sullivan takes

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<v Speaker 3>a swing and then Arnold hits him right in the

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<v Speaker 3>fucking gut. So he realizes everyone's watching and then tells

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<v Speaker 3>Sullivan that he's pressing charges just before Miss Schlowski arrives out.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a shame that this happened. Maybe a decade

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01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:17.280
<v Speaker 4>before someone would have yelled the world star.

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<v Speaker 3>Back in the principal's office, Arnold apologizes and Shlowski confronts

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<v Speaker 3>him about the fact that he lied about his teaching

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<v Speaker 3>experience before complimenting his teaching skills and really reveling in

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01:03:34.960 --> 01:03:36.159
<v Speaker 3>his like vigilantism.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he has earned her respect. You you punch your parents.

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01:03:40.880 --> 01:03:43.039
<v Speaker 5>I love you. Yeah, I love her a little like

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01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:45.639
<v Speaker 5>boxing thing at the at the end of the scene.

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01:03:44.719 --> 01:03:48.760
<v Speaker 3>Shah exactly when he leaves, and she's like, yeah, yeah,

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01:03:48.800 --> 01:03:51.480
<v Speaker 3>like you really like her. After that, we cut back

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<v Speaker 3>to a dead Cindy as the police captain gives orders

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01:03:54.880 --> 01:03:58.159
<v Speaker 3>that Arnold and O'Hara are too head back and they

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01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:01.760
<v Speaker 3>can only bring in Crisp's wife for protection if she'll

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01:04:01.760 --> 01:04:05.119
<v Speaker 3>give up the money without a witness. Crisp gets out

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01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:07.320
<v Speaker 3>of jail and immediately meets up with his mother.

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<v Speaker 5>And they really go hard on the creepy mother sonbody.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, definitely. We get a little more of it later.

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<v Speaker 5>They've been building tours and it's getting it's getting more.

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01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:23.679
<v Speaker 4>Like like they yeah, no, no, they make love, don't

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<v Speaker 4>be dirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes. Back in Astoria, the school fair is in full

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01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.920
<v Speaker 3>swing at what is presumably the wealthiest public elementary in

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01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:38.760
<v Speaker 3>the country. Like they've got a bounce house, a merry

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01:04:38.760 --> 01:04:42.519
<v Speaker 3>go round, carnival rides, carnival games, a petting zoo, a

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01:04:42.599 --> 01:04:43.679
<v Speaker 3>fucking live band.

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<v Speaker 5>You think those kids got to keep the goony gold

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01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:50.719
<v Speaker 5>that went to the city, bro, that's public funding.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, there's one shot of just a clown sitting down

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01:04:56.920 --> 01:05:00.519
<v Speaker 3>that is so great, like very funny.

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<v Speaker 5>It was the one kid's dad who doesn't do much

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<v Speaker 5>after the accident.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a horrible clowning accident. He sees the mad

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01:05:15.000 --> 01:05:16.199
<v Speaker 3>clown that fell down on.

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01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Stilts got to a crash in the clown car.

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<v Speaker 3>Arnold's class absolutely kills the with the performance of the

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01:05:30.119 --> 01:05:31.039
<v Speaker 3>Gettysburg address.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, Lincoln's dead.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry I had to find out this way, and

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01:05:41.679 --> 01:05:45.519
<v Speaker 3>I have some bad news about your favorite actor. So

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01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:48.519
<v Speaker 3>Shlawski tries to guilt trip Arnold into becoming a teacher

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01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:51.239
<v Speaker 3>full time, and it seems like deep down he might

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01:05:51.280 --> 01:05:52.000
<v Speaker 3>be considering it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, that's the bell that's going to do it for class.

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<v Speaker 6>But please don't skip tomorrow, as we're going to be

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<v Speaker 6>finishing off the summary for kindergarten coup. Just remember, as

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<v Speaker 6>John Keating once said, there's a time for daring, and

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01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:11.159
<v Speaker 6>there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands

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01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:13.960
<v Speaker 6>what she's called for. Carpe DM see.

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