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Speaker 2: All right, Uh stak round table potential warning here. Okay,
Speaker 2: uh Dan Patrick, not the sports announcer, but the Lieutenant
Speaker 2: Dan Patrick of Lieutenant and Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Lieutenant Dane No, No, not that Lieutenant Dan.
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Dan Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of a Texas As
Speaker 2: proposed in his state that restaurants and grocery stores rename
Speaker 2: the New York Strip Steak to the Texas Strip.
Speaker 1: Everything's being renamed now he's well, yeah, obviously he's playing
Speaker 1: on that, but uh, do you want to hear his reasoning?
Speaker 2: Give it to me? He says, Well, you know, New
Speaker 2: York's cows are mainly dairy cows. You want beef cows.
Speaker 2: That's what we got here in the lone star state. Yeah.
Speaker 3: You come here to Tahas, get your real steak from
Speaker 3: a real cow, not one with otters is shoot milk
Speaker 3: out of him like a prag Go mama, you know,
Speaker 3: Lieutenant Dan checking.
Speaker 2: Out Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick. Yeah? Better, what do you
Speaker 2: think Texas Strip whatever, or rather it's Texas Strip Club. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that don't work.
Speaker 1: I'm not really and this is where the round table
Speaker 1: will probably get started.
Speaker 2: But we're gonna be on the same page here.
Speaker 1: I'm not really a New York strip or Texas strip guy.
Speaker 2: I'm a Rabbi guy. Yeah, yeah, ribbi guy. And what's
Speaker 2: that hold on? I can? I can look at my texts.
Speaker 2: Chuck steak is the reasonable close proximity, That's what I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: albeit much more affordable, uh huh than the traditional ribbi. Uh.
Speaker 2: But now that the words gone out about Chuck steaks.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, they'll they're gonna. You're gonna grill us on
Speaker 2: those prices. I see what you did.
Speaker 1: Just think if we had like a I know they
Speaker 1: have foot in mouth, but we got this bird flu
Speaker 1: going off. We got hit with a cow flu too.
Speaker 1: Steak and eggs. No more the ritual. I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of this egg price talk, dude. I went to Costco yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I know everybody doesn't have a Costco membership, but
Speaker 1: you can go to an equivalent like a Walmart or whatever.
Speaker 2: Everybody's saying, oh, eggs are so expensive.
Speaker 1: I got an eighteen pack of eggs for six dollars
Speaker 1: and forty something said.
Speaker 2: Which by their standards is expensive. And we both can
Speaker 2: see that is this great eggs, large eggs. And you
Speaker 2: how many meals you get out of eighteen eggs? This
Speaker 2: egg thing has been pulled a size. That's all it is.
Speaker 2: You kill one hundred million chickens that were producing eggs.
Speaker 2: What the hell do you think is gonna happen? Exactly?
Speaker 2: It's called bird flu, did it. They've gotta work through this.
Speaker 2: And if you know, if you.
Speaker 1: Don't like a lump it, no, don't eat eggs.
Speaker 2: If you.
Speaker 1: That was a phrase that both and ironically I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this until Pat and I were talking.
Speaker 1: Both of our moms used that phrase. I'm sure other
Speaker 1: a lot of moms from Patrick, you can like it
Speaker 1: or lump it. It still rings in my ears.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. Eggs are too runny like it or a
Speaker 2: lump it.
Speaker 4: No, but if you don't, just don't get eggs. You know,
Speaker 4: and I know they're more expensive than they wore, but
Speaker 4: at the end of the day, you can get.
Speaker 2: Well, they'll work through this. It'll they'll get a grasp
Speaker 2: on this, and eventually they'll get back, hopefully into a
Speaker 2: more reasonable price range.
Speaker 1: Somebody just texted in American strip.
Speaker 2: No, I'm with you, though. On New York strips they're
Speaker 2: just uh strips, steak. Just the gristle on there, It's
Speaker 2: just it reminds me of eating a shoe. Not that
Speaker 2: I eat shoes a lot, but if I did.
Speaker 1: But the gristle on the rib eyes, yeah, just it's
Speaker 1: like candy when it melts in, you know.
Speaker 2: Get that perfect seer going huh. Thirty Los Angeles County
Speaker 2: Corrections officers have been charged with an enabling gladiator fights
Speaker 2: at a juvenile detention facility. By now there's this, uh
Speaker 2: it's an update on this story. It's this detention facility,
Speaker 2: this juvie hall called Los Padrinos, and it's been in
Speaker 2: the news for almost two years at this point. It
Speaker 2: is just a complete out of control hell hole. It's
Speaker 2: got the worst of the worst juvenile offenders in there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean just really, you got to do a lot
Speaker 2: to be detained in California these days. Uh huh. So
Speaker 2: you know, the corrections officers, I guess we had the
Speaker 2: win in Rome kind of attitude. They're gonna kick the
Speaker 2: crap out of each other anyway, give the kid a javelin,
Speaker 2: nothing will go wrong. We're not uh, we're not condoting this.
Speaker 2: But this facility was ordered to be closed down. It
Speaker 2: was never closed down because there's nowhere to put them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's there's no way nowhere to put them. And you
Speaker 2: just can't release these style juvis. There's going to be
Speaker 2: repeat effects. Right So now, now, not only is the
Speaker 2: facility not closed down yet, they're down thirty corrections officers
Speaker 2: who are orchestrating the so called gladiator fights.
Speaker 1: We've seen it in regular prisons, not just the juvy
Speaker 1: one where the guards have the prisoners fighting or they're
Speaker 1: fighting with them.
Speaker 2: Remember that, Yes, yeah, that was a different spin on it.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I you're the one on the show who's done hard time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sing sing where I made a wrap peep peach wine.
Speaker 1: Did you guys ever did it ever come to Were
Speaker 1: you ever in a riot conditions or at least fisticuffs
Speaker 1: with a with a corrections officer with a screw? You
Speaker 1: know what they say about fight clubs. Nothing, I'll talk
Speaker 1: about it all right. I did see yea where they
Speaker 1: had to gas a couple people because there was, you know,
Speaker 1: hell going down in the in the prison commissary, not
Speaker 1: the commissary, but in the kitchen area.
Speaker 2: If I thought all the action happens in the yard.
Speaker 1: It was a mashed potato fight and then people got
Speaker 1: out of control because one fat guy who's taking everybody's
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes, and like ten guys jumped the one fat guy.
Speaker 1: But he was monstrous. He's like Andre the giant fat
Speaker 1: shiv right in his side doesn't even feel it. Gravy
Speaker 1: comes out. Yeah, yeah, he just laughs when you shive
Speaker 1: him in the side. The picture Jolly Green giant exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh, Nostros is his name. I don't know what that's wrong.
Speaker 2: Uh huh wow.
Speaker 1: I think because they'd grabbed they come further taters.
Speaker 2: And he'd go and they'd go tightters. He's a man.
Speaker 2: I'll mess him. I'll show you a picture one day. Finally,
Speaker 2: there's this intriguing story titled why Vermont farmers are using
Speaker 2: urine on their crops? Okay, do tell specifically, if you
Speaker 2: enjoy spinach and kale and it's from Vermont, you might
Speaker 2: be eating pea spinach pe kale. Apparently that it has
Speaker 2: fertilizer characteristics if you collect and pasteurize human urine and
Speaker 2: then spray it as a form of nutrients on the crops.
Speaker 1: One more reason for me to turn down that kale salad.
Speaker 1: I'll go with the house. If I'm going at all.
Speaker 2: It's not from Vermont, is it? Yeah? You know about them,
Speaker 2: they're talking. They do something they're called pea cycling. I'm
Speaker 2: not making this up. There's there's two hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: folks in this Wyndham County that are participating in this program.
Speaker 2: They collected twelve thousand gallons of urine last year to
Speaker 2: be peace cycled. Someone who goes around to collect just
Speaker 2: leave it out by the door, like the milkman. I
Speaker 2: pick it up pasteurized. It's reverse.
Speaker 1: Back in the fifties or whatever, I guess they had,
Speaker 1: the milkman would come and get your old bottles and
Speaker 1: these new ones. It's the opposite. Somebody said, I condone
Speaker 1: it with the with the fighting. Is I condone it?
Speaker 1: Put it on pay per view UFC style. That's what
Speaker 1: you could do. You can do the pay per view
Speaker 1: for these fights and then build a new facility.
Speaker 2: Right non traditional revenue street.
Speaker 1: Money raised, or hire more guards to kick the s
Speaker 1: out of these kids.
Speaker 2: You are is a problem solver? You and that guy
Speaker 2: who che six, Well, yeah, I think that's some problem. No,
Speaker 2: they're they're getting results now nine there's problems getting there.
Speaker 2: Yeah right. We want to keep our give credit where
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