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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. We let you you tako

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<v Speaker 1>one on one one w jr.

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<v Speaker 2>R, but your freaking idiots votes once again pouring in

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<v Speaker 2>on the JR Facebook page for you say it, We

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<v Speaker 2>play it. A listener suggested you say it. We played

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<v Speaker 2>this morning. You get three song options from.

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<v Speaker 1>Non points bullet with the name in the air Tonight

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<v Speaker 1>and what to Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One with the most votes is played back at nine.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, about fifteen minutes. Get to the jar our

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<v Speaker 1>facebook page. You might win four day Rockville passes. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>someone who votes will be randomly picked, and we're doing

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<v Speaker 1>that each morning this week, so keep that in mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You can vote every morning, hence why we're getting so

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<v Speaker 1>many votes.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Uh stak round table potential warning here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>uh Dan Patrick, not the sports announcer, but the Lieutenant

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Patrick of Lieutenant and Lieutenant Governor of Texas, Dan Patrick.

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<v Speaker 1>Lieutenant Dane No, No, not that Lieutenant Dan.

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<v Speaker 2>Lieutenant Dan Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick of a Texas As

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<v Speaker 2>proposed in his state that restaurants and grocery stores rename

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<v Speaker 2>the New York Strip Steak to the Texas Strip.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything's being renamed now he's well, yeah, obviously he's playing

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<v Speaker 1>on that, but uh, do you want to hear his reasoning?

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me? He says, Well, you know, New

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<v Speaker 2>York's cows are mainly dairy cows. You want beef cows.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we got here in the lone star state. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You come here to Tahas, get your real steak from

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<v Speaker 3>a real cow, not one with otters is shoot milk

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<v Speaker 3>out of him like a prag Go mama, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Lieutenant Dan checking.

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<v Speaker 2>Out Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick. Yeah? Better, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>think Texas Strip whatever, or rather it's Texas Strip Club. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that don't work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really and this is where the round table

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<v Speaker 1>will probably get started.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're gonna be on the same page here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really a New York strip or Texas strip guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a Rabbi guy. Yeah, yeah, ribbi guy. And what's

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<v Speaker 2>that hold on? I can? I can look at my texts.

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<v Speaker 2>Chuck steak is the reasonable close proximity, That's what I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>albeit much more affordable, uh huh than the traditional ribbi. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>But now that the words gone out about Chuck steaks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's yeah, they'll they're gonna. You're gonna grill us on

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<v Speaker 2>those prices. I see what you did.

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<v Speaker 1>Just think if we had like a I know they

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<v Speaker 1>have foot in mouth, but we got this bird flu

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<v Speaker 1>going off. We got hit with a cow flu too.

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<v Speaker 1>Steak and eggs. No more the ritual. I'm so tired

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<v Speaker 1>of this egg price talk, dude. I went to Costco yesterday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know everybody doesn't have a Costco membership, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can go to an equivalent like a Walmart or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's saying, oh, eggs are so expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>I got an eighteen pack of eggs for six dollars

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<v Speaker 1>and forty something said.

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<v Speaker 2>Which by their standards is expensive. And we both can

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<v Speaker 2>see that is this great eggs, large eggs. And you

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<v Speaker 2>how many meals you get out of eighteen eggs? This

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<v Speaker 2>egg thing has been pulled a size. That's all it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You kill one hundred million chickens that were producing eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>What the hell do you think is gonna happen? Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>It's called bird flu, did it. They've gotta work through this.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you know, if you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't like a lump it, no, don't eat eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>If you.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a phrase that both and ironically I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize this until Pat and I were talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Both of our moms used that phrase. I'm sure other

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of moms from Patrick, you can like it

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<v Speaker 1>or lump it. It still rings in my ears.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. Eggs are too runny like it or a

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<v Speaker 2>lump it.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but if you don't, just don't get eggs. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>and I know they're more expensive than they wore, but

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<v Speaker 4>at the end of the day, you can get.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they'll work through this. It'll they'll get a grasp

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<v Speaker 2>on this, and eventually they'll get back, hopefully into a

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<v Speaker 2>more reasonable price range.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just texted in American strip.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm with you, though. On New York strips they're

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<v Speaker 2>just uh strips, steak. Just the gristle on there, It's

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<v Speaker 2>just it reminds me of eating a shoe. Not that

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<v Speaker 2>I eat shoes a lot, but if I did.

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<v Speaker 1>But the gristle on the rib eyes, yeah, just it's

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<v Speaker 1>like candy when it melts in, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Get that perfect seer going huh. Thirty Los Angeles County

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<v Speaker 2>Corrections officers have been charged with an enabling gladiator fights

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<v Speaker 2>at a juvenile detention facility. By now there's this, uh

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<v Speaker 2>it's an update on this story. It's this detention facility,

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<v Speaker 2>this juvie hall called Los Padrinos, and it's been in

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<v Speaker 2>the news for almost two years at this point. It

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<v Speaker 2>is just a complete out of control hell hole. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got the worst of the worst juvenile offenders in there. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean just really, you got to do a lot

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<v Speaker 2>to be detained in California these days. Uh huh. So

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the corrections officers, I guess we had the

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<v Speaker 2>win in Rome kind of attitude. They're gonna kick the

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<v Speaker 2>crap out of each other anyway, give the kid a javelin,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing will go wrong. We're not uh, we're not condoting this.

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<v Speaker 2>But this facility was ordered to be closed down. It

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<v Speaker 2>was never closed down because there's nowhere to put them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's there's no way nowhere to put them. And you

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<v Speaker 2>just can't release these style juvis. There's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>repeat effects. Right So now, now, not only is the

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<v Speaker 2>facility not closed down yet, they're down thirty corrections officers

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<v Speaker 2>who are orchestrating the so called gladiator fights.

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<v Speaker 1>We've seen it in regular prisons, not just the juvy

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<v Speaker 1>one where the guards have the prisoners fighting or they're

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<v Speaker 1>fighting with them.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that, Yes, yeah, that was a different spin on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I you're the one on the show who's done hard time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sing sing where I made a wrap peep peach wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you guys ever did it ever come to Were

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<v Speaker 1>you ever in a riot conditions or at least fisticuffs

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<v Speaker 1>with a with a corrections officer with a screw? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what they say about fight clubs. Nothing, I'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it all right. I did see yea where they

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<v Speaker 1>had to gas a couple people because there was, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>hell going down in the in the prison commissary, not

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<v Speaker 1>the commissary, but in the kitchen area.

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<v Speaker 2>If I thought all the action happens in the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a mashed potato fight and then people got

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<v Speaker 1>out of control because one fat guy who's taking everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>mashed potatoes, and like ten guys jumped the one fat guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But he was monstrous. He's like Andre the giant fat

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<v Speaker 1>shiv right in his side doesn't even feel it. Gravy

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<v Speaker 1>comes out. Yeah, yeah, he just laughs when you shive

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<v Speaker 1>him in the side. The picture Jolly Green giant exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Nostros is his name. I don't know what that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I think because they'd grabbed they come further taters.

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<v Speaker 2>And he'd go and they'd go tightters. He's a man.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll mess him. I'll show you a picture one day. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>there's this intriguing story titled why Vermont farmers are using

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<v Speaker 2>urine on their crops? Okay, do tell specifically, if you

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy spinach and kale and it's from Vermont, you might

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<v Speaker 2>be eating pea spinach pe kale. Apparently that it has

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<v Speaker 2>fertilizer characteristics if you collect and pasteurize human urine and

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<v Speaker 2>then spray it as a form of nutrients on the crops.

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<v Speaker 1>One more reason for me to turn down that kale salad.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll go with the house. If I'm going at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not from Vermont, is it? Yeah? You know about them,

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<v Speaker 2>they're talking. They do something they're called pea cycling. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not making this up. There's there's two hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 2>folks in this Wyndham County that are participating in this program.

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<v Speaker 2>They collected twelve thousand gallons of urine last year to

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<v Speaker 2>be peace cycled. Someone who goes around to collect just

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<v Speaker 2>leave it out by the door, like the milkman. I

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<v Speaker 2>pick it up pasteurized. It's reverse.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in the fifties or whatever, I guess they had,

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<v Speaker 1>the milkman would come and get your old bottles and

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<v Speaker 1>these new ones. It's the opposite. Somebody said, I condone

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<v Speaker 1>it with the with the fighting. Is I condone it?

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<v Speaker 1>Put it on pay per view UFC style. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>you could do. You can do the pay per view

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<v Speaker 1>for these fights and then build a new facility.

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<v Speaker 2>Right non traditional revenue street.

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<v Speaker 1>Money raised, or hire more guards to kick the s

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<v Speaker 1>out of these kids.

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<v Speaker 2>You are is a problem solver? You and that guy

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<v Speaker 2>who che six, Well, yeah, I think that's some problem. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're getting results now nine there's problems getting there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right. We want to keep our give credit where

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<v Speaker 2>credits do envdel ice? Yeah right.

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