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<v Speaker 1>You just said that you hadn't had a drink in forever,

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<v Speaker 1>and now you were saying, yeah, I had a drink

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<v Speaker 1>of jazz. Well, well, what are you talking about? I

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<v Speaker 1>had a drink of jazz. But it's two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Lala lala, lala, lala lala. Andy asked, when was the

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<v Speaker 2>last time I had a drink? Well, filming? Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, that was eight months ago.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, hello, hello, hello, hello, Hey, we try this.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of this? Alani? I feel like Zach

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<v Speaker 1>right now drinking this piss but I'm so tired. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard of this? This drink?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there alcohol in it?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's an energy drink. It has two hundred milligrams

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<v Speaker 1>of caffeine in it, and I think, oh, what was that?

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<v Speaker 2>You can there's a lot of sugar in there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't. I think it has twenty calories or something.

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<v Speaker 1>They found a rat inside one of the cans. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a rat in the can, and I'm convinced that

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<v Speaker 1>this was the way to market the drink. You know, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no news is bad news or something like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what do they say is that the saying.

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<v Speaker 2>No news is bad news?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>But bad news is.

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<v Speaker 1>Good good news. So anyways, so and getting the comments,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know if you've heard of it. But this

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<v Speaker 1>there's a rat in one of these cans, and it

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<v Speaker 1>went absolutely viral. Nobody had ever heard of this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the rat gets in the can. Everybody hears

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<v Speaker 1>about it, and then and then they go, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>just a mistake. We usually don't have rats in the cans.

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<v Speaker 1>And now look fast forward a couple months and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>drinking Me and Patty are drinking it again. In the comments,

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<v Speaker 1>let us know if you've had a Lonnie, how was it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's different? Ugh, oh my god, it's a lacquered kind.

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<v Speaker 2>Of Let me tell you something. There's reasons why products

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<v Speaker 2>have longevity.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, who drink that? Who's the Goldness? This is

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<v Speaker 1>like a GOLDNESSA drinks this before the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, and that's Off Shawls Off Sunseid. No, don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that was her full name.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, we're here to break down the third part of

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<v Speaker 1>the Valley Reunion. If you were confused about what we

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<v Speaker 1>were going to be talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I watched the extended version on Peacock by.

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<v Speaker 1>The way, me too, Me too, me too? We should

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<v Speaker 1>say the Double Lives of Suburban Wives is that Patreon

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<v Speaker 1>dot compslation other podcast Now we're coming to Patreon as

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<v Speaker 1>well as Salt Lake City and the Traders is right

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<v Speaker 1>around the corner, Normy version. We've got Filt, the yucky

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<v Speaker 1>Normies competing for a billion dollars, and so go to Patreon,

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<v Speaker 1>donate a little or a little bit more. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>best place you can do that help the show.

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<v Speaker 2>We need it, we do, and the Fall is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be Fall twenty twenty six is gearing up to

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<v Speaker 2>be a fun recap season.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a great network Also we need to

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<v Speaker 1>do I got a wicked Lucy drop coming to Patreon.

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<v Speaker 1>We need some some Quintin and Ellie drops too. Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Ellie's at Disneyland today, living out my childhood fantasies.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred and four degrees at Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably a little warmer down in Anaheim. It's closer to.

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<v Speaker 1>The water, one hundred and a warmer.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm saying it's probably a little cooler down there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we've got to give our schniefs our tits

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<v Speaker 1>and our pots. And I'm gonna go ahead and throw

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<v Speaker 1>to you for your schnaves, hits and pots.

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<v Speaker 2>First, a jab at Swartz. My wife apparently has not

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<v Speaker 2>been following the valley. She looked at Swartz this week

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<v Speaker 2>on television. She said, when did he get so fat?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Second piece of business?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the first piece of business.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot I had for I had that would log

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<v Speaker 2>that in as a thought.

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<v Speaker 1>First piece of business?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, second piece of business, yeah, should have been

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<v Speaker 2>the first. Is I believe Jacks lives on the same

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<v Speaker 2>street that I live on? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There has been three sightings this week of Jack's. He

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<v Speaker 2>has that stupid golf cart. He's driving that stupid golf cart.

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<v Speaker 1>And when he's not driving the golf cart, he's crawling

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<v Speaker 1>around on all fours actually like some kind of hybrid

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<v Speaker 1>human monster who's filled with cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was, so, let me explain who lives on

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<v Speaker 2>my street new families and fucking old people. Who doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>live on my street is middle aged coke addicts and

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<v Speaker 2>who are dating younger people or hanging out with young people.

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<v Speaker 1>There has throws off the vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there has been multiple sightings of people in their

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<v Speaker 2>early thirties that are good looking on my street. That

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<v Speaker 2>is that just sticks out.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is what this this kind of zip

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<v Speaker 1>code is. It's it's sccessful new families. So so people

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're maybe thinking about another one. They need

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<v Speaker 1>to get a bigger, bigger space, and so they're just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like starting their future. Now it's all going

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<v Speaker 1>to go miserably wrong, but but but they're starting it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of hope. The other side of that

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<v Speaker 1>are just these dying boomers who will not let go

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<v Speaker 1>of their property. They need the four rooms, they can't

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<v Speaker 1>clean the four rooms, but they work there. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to let their home just die with them. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's that's the gamut of this neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 2>Every once in a while you see the the aging

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<v Speaker 2>children of the old fox.

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<v Speaker 1>And they want their parents to die. It's a big thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So they can sell sell property right.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But they're putting liquidation clauses in the will that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know about, and those children will want to

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<v Speaker 1>revive their parents that they can kill them again. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's very it's all sad.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Jacks lives here. Maybe one day when I drive

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<v Speaker 2>by him when he's on that stupid white golf cart,

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<v Speaker 2>I will ask him if he'll come on the show. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what did you ask me to do?

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<v Speaker 1>Give your schneeps?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's right, Okay. I didn't like this part that much. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it seemed like we were just kind of on the

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<v Speaker 2>fumes of the first two parts. We were back going

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<v Speaker 2>after Danny and don't get me wrong, he deserves it,

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<v Speaker 2>and we were kind of just tying up. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>some loose ends. Jason was talking a bit, but not

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<v Speaker 2>really saying anything. We finally got to some trauma that

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<v Speaker 2>Janet shared, which was really sad and oh and then

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<v Speaker 2>we didn't really get into what took place at Jasmine

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<v Speaker 2>and Melissa's wedding. It was still still confusing to me

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<v Speaker 2>what Danny did there or didn't do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll break it down for you please. He was watching FIFA. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching FIFA.

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<v Speaker 2>So he didn't take his shirt off at the wedding

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<v Speaker 2>and start dancing drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that was it was a he was in a

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<v Speaker 1>heightened state, okay, and drink every time you hear Nia

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<v Speaker 1>say heightened state, Okay, you'll be blacked.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say this about Lacey. A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>mediator Lacey, a lot of self controlled Lacey goes.

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<v Speaker 1>A long way.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a point where I wanted her to shut up

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<v Speaker 2>and let the idiot's fighting right exactly, Lacey, You've done

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<v Speaker 2>a great job. America likes you.

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<v Speaker 1>We need no back off, We need no cogency here.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need to bring anything down. We don't need

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<v Speaker 1>to hear one another. We need to entertain the masses.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing it with your fucking even tempered approach

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<v Speaker 1>to things. Okay, we don't need that here.

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<v Speaker 2>We need less of that. Yeah, okay, uh La, La,

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<v Speaker 2>While you make a lot of good points and a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of sense here if you really think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what axe you have to grind for Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand he's drunk, but what did he do to you?

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<v Speaker 1>These are your sneaves?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Initially, I'll remind the audience Laala was an ally

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<v Speaker 2>t Nia. She was defending Nea because Danny, that's how

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<v Speaker 2>he got on her radar, was being verbally abusive to Nia,

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<v Speaker 2>and Lala's like You're not going to talk to her

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<v Speaker 2>that way. And then fast forward two episodes later, it's hey, Nia,

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<v Speaker 2>why are you protecting this fucking drunk? Now I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>after you. And then it's well, Laala, now you're going

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<v Speaker 2>after her. But maybe she's a broken woman because she's defending.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask you something, how many sneves do you

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<v Speaker 1>give this episode?

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<v Speaker 2>Zero? I hated it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, not zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually I'm more mad at my DVR because it didn't

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<v Speaker 2>record it on the night it aired and I had

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<v Speaker 2>to watch it in the morning on PA the elongated.

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<v Speaker 1>Version of it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's always tough ouch zero schneeves. The question for me

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<v Speaker 2>is who's coming back? Who's not going to be asked

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<v Speaker 2>back it. As I watched this reunion, which was filmed

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<v Speaker 2>just a month ago, it occurred to me that Danny

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<v Speaker 2>and Nia don't think they're going anywhere. And it's not

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<v Speaker 2>because they don't want to go anywhere. It's because they

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<v Speaker 2>have no other options. Danny wants redemption and they need

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<v Speaker 2>a paycheck.

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<v Speaker 1>This is so fucking frustrating. My notes My notes have

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<v Speaker 1>disappeared in just the Google God damn it. It's so annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know if you need me to fillibus Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>go filibuster. Okay, so you'd have to ask yourself. All right, Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>Lala is going to come back. She earned her paycheck.

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<v Speaker 2>She really was the one who kind of kind of

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<v Speaker 2>kept the the conversations going this season. Zach appears to

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<v Speaker 2>be a fan favorite for some reason. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if Benji should be allowed back on the show. I

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<v Speaker 2>think you should probably dump him in between seasons because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, they're gonna have to pick up cameras in

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of weeks, so we're gonna start getting the

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the who's returning as a cast member updates

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<v Speaker 2>in the next couple of weeks, And a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people don't want Danny and Nia back. But I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of feel like their story's not done.

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<v Speaker 1>They're one hundred percent coming back. They have nothing else

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<v Speaker 1>that they can do. They will be back.

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<v Speaker 2>Does Jacks come back?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope, So, I really really hope. So give me

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<v Speaker 1>one second.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, then while we're on this topic, then does

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<v Speaker 2>Jasmine come back?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think I think she has to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>God, I hope she does not come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but the problem is there's only so much room.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the castes are already really big. So then

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<v Speaker 2>you go like, are you just do you just add?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you keep adding?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I the notes are gone. We're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to go from memory tonight. That's completely fine. Listen, you

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<v Speaker 1>give it zero snaefs, I'm gonna give it seventy eight snaves.

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<v Speaker 2>Seventy eight nieves. Okay, Well, then I'll guide us through

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<v Speaker 1>Up from your recollection. Now, let me say off the top,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that Kristen's indignation with the libel that's being

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<v Speaker 1>than Danny and Nia. Kristin is so fucking annoying with

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<v Speaker 1>this shit. Why make it make sense? There is? You

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<v Speaker 1>ask why La La has an extra grind with Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's because Lala is the only one on stage

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<v Speaker 1>with two brain cells to rub together. She is far

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<v Speaker 1>and away, just tears above the rest of this cast

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<v Speaker 1>in terms of just raw intelligence. Okay, So she's looking

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<v Speaker 1>at the amateur gas lighting on display from Danny and

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<v Speaker 1>Nea and she's going, well, this actually isn't working on me,

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<v Speaker 1>and just for America, I see what you're seeing too,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to address it. Laala is seeing time

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<v Speaker 1>and time again. There's two wrinkles to this one. Lalla

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<v Speaker 1>so she's just trying to pierce that veil that they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell. Secondly, I think that there is a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of truth coming from someone who's worked the

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<v Speaker 1>program seeing just the clearest markings of somebody dealing with

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<v Speaker 1>serious addiction and we're not going to Who knows, there's

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<v Speaker 1>different ways. It's ginn a cap but the faith counselor

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<v Speaker 1>the life coach approach to this.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, maybe it'll work, maybe it won't work.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows. But I give the episode seventy eight Snaeves,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think that we pick up where we last

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<v Speaker 1>left off with what happened at this wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And.

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<v Speaker 2>The most interesting part of the conversation I found was

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<v Speaker 2>that Danny and Jesse, apparently before the season started, had

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<v Speaker 2>like a gentleman's handshake, going like, hey, look, this is

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<v Speaker 2>a TV agreement. If one of us starts acting like

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking douchebag in Jesse's case, I start you know,

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<v Speaker 2>being mean to Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>Call my wife a discount horror something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Pull me out of there, you know, like, get me

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<v Speaker 2>out of there, and then I'll do the same for

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<v Speaker 2>you when you start drinking too much as you're apt

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<v Speaker 2>to do well.

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<v Speaker 1>Last episode we ended with Andy going, you know, woman's

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<v Speaker 1>last drink you had, and Danny said, I haven't drank

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<v Speaker 1>anything in like eight months or something like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we picked this episode up and they go, did

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<v Speaker 1>you drink a jan It's wedding or Adjassment's wedding? Goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I drank Adjustments wedding. Okay, Well, so there there's the

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<v Speaker 1>problem here, right. So so the the confusion as to

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<v Speaker 1>the line of questioning something that La La is like

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<v Speaker 1>seeing We're going, uh, okay, but for one second, you tiny, tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>little tan person. You just said that you hadn't had

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<v Speaker 1>a drink in forever, and now you were saying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a drink a Jazz. Well, Well, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. I had a drink Adjustments two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course I did wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>Lala Lala, Lala, Lala lala. Andy asked, when was the

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<v Speaker 2>last time I had a drink? Well, filming, Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, and that was eight months ago, all right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, listen to Andy, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So so then we get to this point where Nia Nia.

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<v Speaker 1>Lala has to jump in on Nia too, because Nia

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<v Speaker 1>just very clearly it's not even subt it's just what's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>Nia has to tell Jesse and.

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<v Speaker 1>Zach and Zach fucking rambles off a blockheaded recollection of

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<v Speaker 1>the night too, to not encourage her little tan husband

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<v Speaker 1>to go to an after party because he's very clearly

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<v Speaker 1>already so shitfaced that he needs to go to sleep. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>what clearly happened is we had a toddler like flipout

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<v Speaker 1>from Danny at the end of the wedding. He had

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<v Speaker 1>already reached a climactic annoying level and refused to go

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<v Speaker 1>back with Nia. So they parted ways and Danny found

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<v Speaker 1>himself drunk at a bar alone. We've seen this before.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking to a bartender. Now you believe this, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>alone on my birthday, on me another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, I don't know, uh my god, he is

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<v Speaker 1>so drunk. But Lala has to just go. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>seeing it. Nia, your running interference for your husband. You're

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<v Speaker 1>telling his friends that they can't bring him to an afterparty.

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<v Speaker 1>You're married to an alcoholic? Why am I taking fucking

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<v Speaker 1>crazy pills? Okay, so that's what happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is where Lala gets out of line,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is probably my problem with her. You say

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<v Speaker 2>it once or twice and then you back off. You've

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<v Speaker 2>been on record saying this. Her beating it over and

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<v Speaker 2>over just seems like overkilled to me. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's just me. And then going on watch What

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<v Speaker 2>Happens Live and saying she should divorce him. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>someone that you love, that you have kids with, and

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<v Speaker 2>if you are truly religious and you take those vows.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people are fucking atheists.

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<v Speaker 1>These days, and that means nothing, nothing, nothing wrong with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, it's just that you don't just leave someone that

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<v Speaker 2>is down and has a problem like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, divorced.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's Lalla's world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, you you should not just immediately divorce somebody

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<v Speaker 1>with substance issues because they are struggling with substance issues.

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<v Speaker 1>But we move on to what after this? I think

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<v Speaker 1>get more Jesse and Michelle. So can we be done

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<v Speaker 1>with the Jesse? We've we've litigated this to the cows.

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<v Speaker 1>Come home enough we have.

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<v Speaker 2>Lacey says something interesting to Danny which is actually not

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<v Speaker 2>that interesting, which is she just says what everyone probably

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<v Speaker 2>has said I've been screaming to the rafters, which is, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>this would go a long way, Danny if you just

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<v Speaker 2>basically took ownership and said, hey, I make you guys

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<v Speaker 2>feel uncomfortable. I'm sorry about that, and as a result

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<v Speaker 2>of that, I am not going to drink around you

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<v Speaker 2>guys in a group setting. And we'll get to him

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<v Speaker 2>later on when he says life coaches working with pastors

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<v Speaker 2>about his drinking, and then Andy follows up, well, is

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<v Speaker 2>there anything that you're upset that people have accused you

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<v Speaker 2>of him? And he's like yeah, fuck yeah, he's saying

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<v Speaker 2>I drink too much?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck him. This is a rare thing. Andy,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, where do we go next?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see a lot of people really dislike him for

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<v Speaker 2>trying to mask this as I know that you're on

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<v Speaker 2>this show and you options so limited. Is supposed to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do okay, yeah, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny brings up that Jason had apologized to him off

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<v Speaker 2>camera in santye.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember this, I love this part of the Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So as.

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<v Speaker 2>Much as I hate Jason, I do believe this totally happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And Jason actually admitted this. He was going to apologize

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<v Speaker 2>to him on camera, and then we saw what Danny

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<v Speaker 2>turned into, which was telling the poor waitress at that credit, there's.

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<v Speaker 4>An appetizer over here. At this they're supposed to be

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<v Speaker 4>guawk on this side.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the table. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Danny is also a guy that you wish never gets

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<v Speaker 2>reality TV notoriety, for sure, because he'd wanted to be

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<v Speaker 2>a famous actors entire life. I guess he had some

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<v Speaker 2>success as a kid or something, but no one really

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<v Speaker 2>remembers those people, and he's little. And then now he's

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<v Speaker 2>forty two or whatever and people probably recognize him, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's drunk and he likes it, and so he feels

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<v Speaker 2>like he's Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's at.

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<v Speaker 2>The Shaky Crabshack in San Diego for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, We've really turned the burners up on his ego,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm grateful for it. It's good TV. Jason and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny having a conversation about how they're going to do

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<v Speaker 1>something on film and then discussing that that conversation was

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<v Speaker 1>had with no acknowledgment of how fucking pathetic these two

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<v Speaker 1>men are. It's just it shows you that they're they're

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<v Speaker 1>both so in, they're so in the world that they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to just come clean about a preordained apology on

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<v Speaker 1>camera without any acknowledgment of how odd that is, how

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<v Speaker 1>cook that is, and how as I said, pathetic that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we find out that the apology never lands, it

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<v Speaker 1>never takes off because of Danny's You know, Jason can't

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<v Speaker 1>apologize to a drunk that they've kind of crucified for

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<v Speaker 1>being an inappropriate drunk when he's being an inappropriate drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't feel synergestic, by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have loved to see that scene play out

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<v Speaker 2>with Danny in the state he was Danny, tell Danny,

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<v Speaker 2>it's Jason. Hey who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you? And I say it all the time,

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<v Speaker 1>You're you're one of the worst improvisers of all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>So so curtain came up right and I was saying

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<v Speaker 1>hey Danny, So so in that moment you would know

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<v Speaker 1>that you were Danny. And then you go after I

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<v Speaker 1>said hey Danny, you said hey, hey Danny, and so

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<v Speaker 1>then you took so it's just it's crazy. I'm sorry, right, no, no, no

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<v Speaker 1>scene end. Oh no, I'm not doing this scene anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So sorry, Where do we go next?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what Andy says, all right, as why don't

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<v Speaker 2>you why you are you still drinking? If you are

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<v Speaker 2>such an asshole on camera?

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<v Speaker 1>It's this amazing thing where Danny and this is where

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<v Speaker 1>La La has to just go, what the fuck are

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<v Speaker 1>we talking about? Because Mema is certainly not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. If Jasmine tries to do it, she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>fucking you know. Jasmine pulls grenade pins and then charges

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<v Speaker 1>forward and then trips and drops the grenade almost every

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<v Speaker 1>time she needs to address something, so she can't do it. Short,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna do it. Everyone else has allied to them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fucking crazy. So Lla has to do this. But

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<v Speaker 1>Andy steps in here and pierces his lies a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>because Danny goes, this is a very rare thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>Andy goes, it seems like it's a semi consistent thing actually,

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<v Speaker 1>which is not the exact opposite of rare. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>also I'm being generous when I say semi consistent, and

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<v Speaker 1>I should say it happens every time you drink, so

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<v Speaker 1>that actually is the exact opposite of rare. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you should just shouldn't drink on camera because you're such

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<v Speaker 1>a tan little embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I like how Andy goes out. But in

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<v Speaker 2>the end, do you feel like you're being what's the

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<v Speaker 2>thing you feel most judged about? And then we touched

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<v Speaker 2>on this my drinking man, and then Danny flips and

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, hey, man, I'm just gonna say this. Jack's

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<v Speaker 2>been coercing the entire cast o. God, I know it

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<v Speaker 2>for a fact. He got in there. He's been out

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<v Speaker 2>to destroy me since season two. It's like everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, are you fucking kidding me? This is worse

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<v Speaker 2>than Disclosure Day?

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<v Speaker 1>This script right exactly, And Disclosure Day was so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this is where you're you know, and we've known

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<v Speaker 1>for some time. I think that you've you've been a

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<v Speaker 1>little soft on Danny because somebody needs to be soft

424
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<v Speaker 1>on Danny, right, I mean, he's a dad, he's he's

425
00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:36.680
<v Speaker 1>getting a little drunk every once in a while. It's

426
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<v Speaker 1>not the end of the world.

427
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<v Speaker 2>Well, hold on, sometimes it's not that Jack's was the

428
00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:45.240
<v Speaker 2>architect of this. It's sometimes cast members see blood in

429
00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:48.960
<v Speaker 2>the water and they're like, oh, it's easy to pile

430
00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:49.559
<v Speaker 2>on someone.

431
00:23:49.720 --> 00:23:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for sure. But then but but that softens the

432
00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:56.119
<v Speaker 1>actual issue. And there is an actual issue here, especially

433
00:23:56.119 --> 00:24:00.279
<v Speaker 1>when you see anybody who's dealt with addicts before has

434
00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:05.160
<v Speaker 1>seen this playbook roll out. So Danny is going to

435
00:24:05.240 --> 00:24:10.599
<v Speaker 1>blame every single other human being on this dais while

436
00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:13.279
<v Speaker 1>saying that he takes accountability for his drinking. He's a

437
00:24:13.319 --> 00:24:17.559
<v Speaker 1>fucking addict. He's a drunk, and not to kick people

438
00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:20.079
<v Speaker 1>when they're down. But you know, there's this certain thing

439
00:24:20.119 --> 00:24:23.440
<v Speaker 1>where we have this like kind of fatalistic empathy where

440
00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:28.000
<v Speaker 1>you go, yes, in theory, empathy should be extended to

441
00:24:28.039 --> 00:24:31.319
<v Speaker 1>this person, but when you're encountering it on a one

442
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:33.839
<v Speaker 1>on one basis, actually, I don't have fucking time for

443
00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:37.720
<v Speaker 1>this shit. You're a drunk, you're fucking inappropriate with people,

444
00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:41.000
<v Speaker 1>you're annoying. So we're just gonna call it what it is.

445
00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Go to a twelve step program, or talk to your

446
00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:46.079
<v Speaker 1>fucking hot pastor with cum gutters, whatever the fuck you

447
00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:51.000
<v Speaker 1>need to do. Just stop being so tiny, little tan

448
00:24:51.240 --> 00:24:51.880
<v Speaker 1>and awful.

449
00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.119
<v Speaker 2>Now, one thing we glossed over, I took a note

450
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<v Speaker 2>from him.

451
00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:57.599
<v Speaker 1>Tiny and little, whis redundant, but also he is he

452
00:24:57.720 --> 00:24:59.759
<v Speaker 1>is little in height but also tiny.

453
00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:04.720
<v Speaker 4>There's a doodle, a little miniature, which is cute.

454
00:25:04.599 --> 00:25:07.319
<v Speaker 2>Their children, which is cuting their children. Yeah, but then

455
00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:12.279
<v Speaker 2>they as adults they look odd. He had said that

456
00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:18.400
<v Speaker 2>drinking helped him feel more comfortable on camera. Okay, now

457
00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:23.759
<v Speaker 2>he's an actor. He's been an actor his entire life.

458
00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:26.039
<v Speaker 1>Another lie he should.

459
00:25:26.200 --> 00:25:28.720
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't he like on some Nickelodeon.

460
00:25:28.200 --> 00:25:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Show or some bold she's a voiceover actor.

461
00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I think as a kid he was help

462
00:25:32.240 --> 00:25:32.799
<v Speaker 2>us in the comments.

463
00:25:32.839 --> 00:25:36.559
<v Speaker 1>This is the pathway child actor can't graduate to adult career,

464
00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:40.599
<v Speaker 1>go to voiceover acting. No shade on voiceover actors. I

465
00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.759
<v Speaker 1>think there's a lot of really talented voiceover actors. But

466
00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:43.920
<v Speaker 1>it is a little bit.

467
00:25:44.000 --> 00:25:46.400
<v Speaker 2>But he did a movie in like twenty fifteen which

468
00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.720
<v Speaker 2>was like a spoof on Fast and Furious. Anyway, my

469
00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:52.039
<v Speaker 2>point that I'm making is I am not an actor.

470
00:25:52.680 --> 00:25:55.920
<v Speaker 2>But when I had that reality TV pilot ten years

471
00:25:55.960 --> 00:25:59.880
<v Speaker 2>ago longer, I'm first day of filming. I'm not you

472
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.480
<v Speaker 2>to being on camera and you're doing improv reality TV scenes.

473
00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Never did it before? Sold the pot, the little whatever real.

474
00:26:09.960 --> 00:26:12.680
<v Speaker 2>But when we're actually filming long form, I can't do it.

475
00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:15.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm not comfortable. My buddy d Rock rolls through the

476
00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:18.880
<v Speaker 2>next day, hands me some pills. Start taking those.

477
00:26:19.039 --> 00:26:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah.

478
00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:24.119
<v Speaker 2>The next day we're filming, I'm completely comfortable in the

479
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:28.519
<v Speaker 2>scene lot. So one could argue that now I'm in

480
00:26:28.559 --> 00:26:32.039
<v Speaker 2>my zone, more comfortable, the insecurities are gone. I think

481
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:34.680
<v Speaker 2>this idiot was trying to make that k for sure.

482
00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:37.279
<v Speaker 1>I mean, but no matter which way you cut it,

483
00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:41.200
<v Speaker 1>it's it's coping with substances. That's right, substance abuse.

484
00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:43.279
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, and it obviously takes it too far.

485
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I think there's a moment where we get to Kristin

486
00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:48.920
<v Speaker 1>and Luke. Is this where we get to Kristin and Luke.

487
00:26:48.880 --> 00:26:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, this is where we get to La La giving

488
00:26:51.079 --> 00:26:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Danny the AA speech, which is basically and then Andy

489
00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:58.839
<v Speaker 2>mentions Laala, you said on a watch what Happens Live

490
00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:01.680
<v Speaker 2>that she should divorce Danny, and Luke says under her

491
00:27:01.920 --> 00:27:04.119
<v Speaker 2>his under his breath, fuck.

492
00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:09.720
<v Speaker 1>Her, fuck you, sling Blade, shut the fuck up. He

493
00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:13.119
<v Speaker 1>he is my tammer, is my least favorite person on Bravo.

494
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>He's a close second. I think he's a bad, bad guy,

495
00:27:17.759 --> 00:27:20.359
<v Speaker 1>and it's just I don't know that there's a lot

496
00:27:20.359 --> 00:27:25.680
<v Speaker 1>of malice, but it's just he's so incomprehensibly dumb that

497
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.920
<v Speaker 1>he masquerades as bad. But this this the the the

498
00:27:31.000 --> 00:27:34.440
<v Speaker 1>subject at hand, not Luke. We'll get to him fucking

499
00:27:34.519 --> 00:27:35.200
<v Speaker 1>long neck.

500
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Well the hip before you get to your point. Sorry,

501
00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:40.440
<v Speaker 2>because I don't want to forget this. The hypocrisy is

502
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.559
<v Speaker 2>fuck Laala for saying that, Yeah, the horrible things that

503
00:27:44.599 --> 00:27:47.279
<v Speaker 2>you said to your own wife who has a baby too,

504
00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Sure that that's pretty crazy.

505
00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's amazing that he's running cover and saying fuck

506
00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:57.359
<v Speaker 1>you to a woman who's criticizing somebody for being abusive

507
00:27:57.400 --> 00:28:03.160
<v Speaker 1>to their wife. Oh wow, and abusive is a big

508
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:05.160
<v Speaker 1>word in Luke's case. He's just a dumbass. But when

509
00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:07.480
<v Speaker 1>we don't know what's going on with Danny, Laala does

510
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:10.559
<v Speaker 1>not step down from this at all. She doesn't really

511
00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:13.039
<v Speaker 1>back off. She softens a little bit, and it is

512
00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:15.599
<v Speaker 1>it's not your marriage. You shouldn't talk about fucking people

513
00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:22.279
<v Speaker 1>getting divorced. But it was interesting to see her go, yeah,

514
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:23.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, I probably shouldn't have set up But also

515
00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:26.279
<v Speaker 1>if he's treating you like this at your house, you

516
00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:29.160
<v Speaker 1>should fucking leave his ass and go find a person

517
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:30.319
<v Speaker 1>that loves you.

518
00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Ye. I'm not gonna take her. I'm not gonna take

519
00:28:34.599 --> 00:28:35.839
<v Speaker 2>life from Yeah.

520
00:28:35.839 --> 00:28:39.359
<v Speaker 1>Sorry yeah, la La we we again. You can't interject

521
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>in somebody's marriage, Okay, and she's not.

522
00:28:42.319 --> 00:28:45.119
<v Speaker 4>When we see the bruises, then we can do something.

523
00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:47.559
<v Speaker 1>We can make a claim like this, but right now,

524
00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>let married couples fight without saying that she can.

525
00:28:50.599 --> 00:28:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Divorce Laalah suggesting that Nia as a as a friend,

526
00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:57.839
<v Speaker 2>because there's ways you can go about this rather than

527
00:28:57.920 --> 00:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>just blatantly come out and say things like that, Uh

528
00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:05.279
<v Speaker 2>say to Nia as a friend, Nia, you need to

529
00:29:05.359 --> 00:29:08.359
<v Speaker 2>draw a line with this man that he needs to

530
00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>get help. Yeah, or you are going to have to

531
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:14.559
<v Speaker 2>protect your children and your family. Yeah, and there's gonna

532
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:16.519
<v Speaker 2>be consequences, you know, just a.

533
00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:18.559
<v Speaker 1>Better way to say it. Yeah, for sure.

534
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.559
<v Speaker 2>But it's better TV and watch what happens live to say,

535
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:23.480
<v Speaker 2>divorce this idiot.

536
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's tricky. There's bob wire everywhere, isn't there? What

537
00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:35.440
<v Speaker 1>what happens next?

538
00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:40.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh sure? Yeah? Okay, Michelle having to watch Jesse who

539
00:29:40.400 --> 00:29:43.559
<v Speaker 2>cares make out lazy who cares? Yeah, well, lady who

540
00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:47.000
<v Speaker 2>cares Lacy once again steps in as the mediator slash

541
00:29:47.039 --> 00:29:53.000
<v Speaker 2>therapist for Jesse and Michelle over Itt. And then Janet

542
00:29:53.039 --> 00:29:57.880
<v Speaker 2>sharing with Laala her personal story and how the fuck

543
00:29:57.960 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 2>do you expect Dylan and I to on any of that?

544
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:03.759
<v Speaker 2>It was sad and tragic. Yeah, yeah, I don't think

545
00:30:03.799 --> 00:30:05.160
<v Speaker 2>she talked this reunion, by the way.

546
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and also, I don't want to live in a

547
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:13.559
<v Speaker 1>dystopian flock world where we're monitored all the time. I

548
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>don't want that. But if you abuse a children, can

549
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:21.799
<v Speaker 1>we a child? Can we just throw you into a

550
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:26.039
<v Speaker 1>giant fucking garbage disposal? I mean, my god, whoever hurt Janet,

551
00:30:26.079 --> 00:30:29.480
<v Speaker 1>I hope you are rotting in fucking hell. Let's get

552
00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>to the next thing.

553
00:30:30.839 --> 00:30:34.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could feel that same way too, And but

554
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:40.160
<v Speaker 2>there there's this new crop of human beings that are like, yeah,

555
00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>but that person that hurt the twelve year old was

556
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:44.440
<v Speaker 2>probably hurt when they were twelve. Good, let's send it.

557
00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:48.559
<v Speaker 2>Throw that person in a fucking conveyor bell. Let's end

558
00:30:48.559 --> 00:30:50.599
<v Speaker 2>this vicious cycle, right, Okay.

559
00:30:50.359 --> 00:30:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

560
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Here we go. Uh okay, uh, Jasmine and uh Kristin

561
00:30:55.799 --> 00:30:58.839
<v Speaker 2>hash out how Jasmine felt diminished by her friends whenever

562
00:30:58.839 --> 00:30:59.519
<v Speaker 2>she brought up.

563
00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:04.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about this because Jasmine. Once again, Jasmine is

564
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:10.160
<v Speaker 1>not good TV. She's not good TV. I have no

565
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:17.599
<v Speaker 1>problem whatsoever having Jasmine make this about race. If you

566
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:20.640
<v Speaker 1>want to make it about race, bring it up and

567
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:24.319
<v Speaker 1>let's talk about it. To say, I don't want to

568
00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>make it about race, but I do see this white

569
00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:33.359
<v Speaker 1>girl coming on and everybody, look, Jasmine, you're Jasmine again.

570
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:35.079
<v Speaker 1>It's the brain cells.

571
00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:39.720
<v Speaker 4>You need people that have a little cunning.

572
00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:42.759
<v Speaker 2>You need people, now, Dylan, you pushed back against this

573
00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:44.359
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning of the season. I said, there's too

574
00:31:44.400 --> 00:31:46.799
<v Speaker 2>many dumb people on this show, and you said, no,

575
00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:50.440
<v Speaker 2>we need dumb people. Yeah, I was wrong, No, thank you.

576
00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:54.400
<v Speaker 2>You need at least three, at least three or four

577
00:31:54.440 --> 00:32:00.720
<v Speaker 2>people that are entertaining that kind of like that titillate

578
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:03.799
<v Speaker 2>you on an intellectual level on a reality show. That's

579
00:32:03.799 --> 00:32:05.680
<v Speaker 2>why Bethany was so good on New York.

580
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, And if we're going to go dumb, we

581
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:14.880
<v Speaker 1>need crazy, we need unique. Right, So New York cast right,

582
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Ramona Singer just dumb as a fucking box and nails,

583
00:32:19.279 --> 00:32:24.960
<v Speaker 1>but entertaining crazy though, right, Kristin, I don't know that.

584
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:29.920
<v Speaker 1>I think that you know, who knows how long we'd

585
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:31.680
<v Speaker 1>be locked in a room with a Rubik's cube with

586
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>Kristin and me. It would take me years, right, it would.

587
00:32:36.359 --> 00:32:42.640
<v Speaker 1>But Kristen's crazy, Jasmine, Zach.

588
00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:46.559
<v Speaker 4>This is this is a stupidity that.

589
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Has no fucking dynamism to it whatsoever.

590
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:53.319
<v Speaker 2>Swartz lent a business fifty thousand dollars for eight years,

591
00:32:53.599 --> 00:32:55.799
<v Speaker 2>and he's happy to have gotten his fifty thousand dollars

592
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:58.119
<v Speaker 2>back having worked for a company for eight years, fat free.

593
00:32:58.200 --> 00:32:59.640
<v Speaker 1>And that's called an investment.

594
00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Right. He's a moron? Okay, All these idiots have been

595
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:10.599
<v Speaker 2>on television for thirteen years and they live in the

596
00:33:10.640 --> 00:33:15.960
<v Speaker 2>same neighborhood as me, but in apartments. Okay, do that

597
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:16.640
<v Speaker 2>fucking math?

598
00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

599
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:18.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, not good.

600
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:19.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

601
00:33:19.960 --> 00:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>I do a show that makes fun of the show

602
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:25.839
<v Speaker 2>that they do on a television show, and I live

603
00:33:25.839 --> 00:33:29.839
<v Speaker 2>in a better house than them. How's that work? They're moron?

604
00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Point take it?

605
00:33:33.680 --> 00:33:42.400
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Next up, next up, Halloween party. Oh I'm sorry, Michelle, and.

606
00:33:42.480 --> 00:33:44.599
<v Speaker 1>We got to talk about Kristin and Luke. At some point,

607
00:33:44.839 --> 00:33:45.240
<v Speaker 1>Kristin and.

608
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Luke and her always savogaging relationships in the history of that.

609
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.799
<v Speaker 1>That was so weird when when Schwartz bring Schwartz brought

610
00:33:52.799 --> 00:33:54.519
<v Speaker 1>that up and Kristin was like, yeah, no, but I

611
00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:56.319
<v Speaker 1>think you meant it. He's like, yeah, no, I know,

612
00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:58.279
<v Speaker 1>but I shouldn't I should have said it. Yeah no,

613
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.279
<v Speaker 1>I I but but I think you meant it. That's

614
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.880
<v Speaker 1>when you know that I think somebody struck a chord.

615
00:34:03.440 --> 00:34:06.079
<v Speaker 1>You might have a little sabotage. But but but Kristin,

616
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:11.920
<v Speaker 1>do everything in your power to sabotage this relationship. There

617
00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>is a certain truth to it is better to have

618
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:20.320
<v Speaker 1>two parents in a house for the children. But there's

619
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:24.360
<v Speaker 1>also a threshold that you cross over that it is

620
00:34:25.039 --> 00:34:31.199
<v Speaker 1>just not Kristin is married or dating long Neck, and

621
00:34:31.280 --> 00:34:34.320
<v Speaker 1>he is one of He is just not good enough

622
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:37.800
<v Speaker 1>for really anybody. He should be in the woods by

623
00:34:38.000 --> 00:34:39.679
<v Speaker 1>himself all the time.

624
00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I say this about a lot of these cast members,

625
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:46.199
<v Speaker 2>and I know he's I think he's in his early

626
00:34:46.199 --> 00:34:47.559
<v Speaker 2>thirties or late twenties.

627
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:52.639
<v Speaker 1>Whatever age he is. It's five to ten years too

628
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:55.199
<v Speaker 1>old to be thinking and behaving the way.

629
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:57.360
<v Speaker 2>That he's thinking in bad I just give people too much,

630
00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:58.079
<v Speaker 2>can we?

631
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:03.119
<v Speaker 1>It is mind blown to me, the grace allotted to

632
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:06.800
<v Speaker 1>this man not by you, but by Kristen and by

633
00:35:06.840 --> 00:35:20.199
<v Speaker 1>this cast. Why are we plumbing the feelings of discomfort

634
00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:23.960
<v Speaker 1>of a man dealing with his partner who just gave

635
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:27.400
<v Speaker 1>birth to a child. We've been saying this all season. Yes,

636
00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:33.199
<v Speaker 1>for men, it's a shocking plane shift. It's confusing, it's difficult.

637
00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:37.880
<v Speaker 1>What are we doing indulging this mopey fuck? Yeah? You know,

638
00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>she was pretty, she was pretty mean to me. I

639
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:42.719
<v Speaker 1>just feel like she wasn't focusing on me, and I

640
00:35:42.800 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>just feel like the balance in our relationship wasn't off

641
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god, shut the fuck up. Sorry,

642
00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:54.000
<v Speaker 1>so triggered.

643
00:35:54.199 --> 00:35:58.000
<v Speaker 2>Imagine being emotionally immature, like I'm old, and I struggled

644
00:35:58.000 --> 00:35:59.960
<v Speaker 2>with this. My wife just started liking me again like

645
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:02.800
<v Speaker 2>six months ago, and the last kid popped out of

646
00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:05.159
<v Speaker 2>her badge like three years ago. She hated me for

647
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:05.760
<v Speaker 2>six years.

648
00:36:05.880 --> 00:36:10.320
<v Speaker 1>Right, what did you do though? Well, you sat in

649
00:36:10.360 --> 00:36:13.920
<v Speaker 1>the pocket. You said, this sucks, but we'll get through it.

650
00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:16.199
<v Speaker 2>But if I was thirty two and good looking, I

651
00:36:16.400 --> 00:36:21.800
<v Speaker 2>might have dealt with it differently. This is my point,

652
00:36:22.199 --> 00:36:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, because I was dumb and not emotionally

653
00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:28.440
<v Speaker 2>prepared for this kind of stuff.

654
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't be dumb and not emotionally prepared for this

655
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:32.199
<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff at thirty two.

656
00:36:32.840 --> 00:36:35.519
<v Speaker 4>We're not We're not living in that world. We can't

657
00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:36.360
<v Speaker 4>live in that world.

658
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:39.519
<v Speaker 2>I wish, you know, I wish we lived in a utopia.

659
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:42.519
<v Speaker 4>It's different than thirty two twenty.

660
00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that different for me?

661
00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:48.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're being I'm just being honest the comments and

662
00:36:48.239 --> 00:36:51.039
<v Speaker 1>let us know what you think, because I think Pat

663
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.599
<v Speaker 1>is just dead wrong. What is this leash? Where all?

664
00:36:54.000 --> 00:36:56.559
<v Speaker 2>This is why? This is why I waited so long

665
00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:58.800
<v Speaker 2>to have kids. It is because I wanted to make

666
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>sure I had my shit together emotionally, financially, and uh,

667
00:37:03.360 --> 00:37:07.159
<v Speaker 2>I was not good looking anymore. Go ahead, Okay, let's

668
00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:08.880
<v Speaker 2>go to the Halloween party, which sucked.

669
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:12.559
<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure I'm talking about.

670
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:15.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's see into.

671
00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:17.559
<v Speaker 1>The jasmine throwing the drink and.

672
00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is the conversation between uh well, Jesse

673
00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:23.559
<v Speaker 2>and Michelle and uh and that Max comedian.

674
00:37:23.599 --> 00:37:27.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love this because we really do. Uh kind

675
00:37:27.800 --> 00:37:34.159
<v Speaker 1>of Jesse's he's an idiot, but Jesse has the the

676
00:37:34.320 --> 00:37:37.840
<v Speaker 1>enough cunning bitchiness that he's he's okay for reality TV.

677
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:41.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he is actually probably one of the better characters

678
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:45.599
<v Speaker 2>to come I think so recently. And he disappeared this season,

679
00:37:45.920 --> 00:37:51.400
<v Speaker 2>only to reappear in the last two episodes of the season,

680
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:55.519
<v Speaker 2>especially with this gotcha moment at the Halloween party, which is, Hey,

681
00:37:55.519 --> 00:37:57.280
<v Speaker 2>you're dating that that comedian.

682
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:59.920
<v Speaker 1>Huh No, I'm not dating him.

683
00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:03.119
<v Speaker 2>But you Uh, why is it? Why is Isabelle meeting him?

684
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:04.840
<v Speaker 1>She met he came to a showing.

685
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he gave her like a smoothie or something.

686
00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:11.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so the smoothie is the smoking gun, right, So

687
00:38:13.440 --> 00:38:21.000
<v Speaker 1>why would Michelle michelle quick question post honeybee, why is

688
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:25.159
<v Speaker 1>your daughter saying I got a smoothie from somebody who

689
00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 1>just happened to go to a showing.

690
00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:29.280
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

691
00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:31.920
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't make any sense, though, right, Michelle.

692
00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:33.159
<v Speaker 2>We all have.

693
00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:36.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean some people might be blind watching this. We

694
00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:40.559
<v Speaker 1>all have fucking eyes. Okay, we know what's happening. I

695
00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:43.159
<v Speaker 1>love Michelle. I think Michelle's a sweetheart. I think that

696
00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.960
<v Speaker 1>she's also good reality TV, great reality TV. I think

697
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:48.119
<v Speaker 1>she loves the shit out of her daughter. I think

698
00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:54.639
<v Speaker 1>that she is uh, you know, everybody makes mistakes. Michelle

699
00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:59.239
<v Speaker 1>does have a little bit of a concerning pattern here,

700
00:38:59.320 --> 00:39:02.559
<v Speaker 1>with the carousel of guys coming in and out of

701
00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:04.400
<v Speaker 1>her life and possibly meeting her daughter.

702
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Did do you notice Lacey had to like bite her tongue,

703
00:39:07.840 --> 00:39:10.960
<v Speaker 2>but she did enough to lead us on to believe

704
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that Michelle has made this mistake more than two or

705
00:39:14.480 --> 00:39:16.480
<v Speaker 2>three times. Yeah, okay, so well done.

706
00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's just call spade a spade. Okay, Michelle, let's take

707
00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>our foot off the gas when we're introducing men to Isabelle. Okay,

708
00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:27.679
<v Speaker 1>her parents are already divorced, all right.

709
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Uh, then we get to I guess the final moment

710
00:39:30.960 --> 00:39:34.320
<v Speaker 2>that was the most the last talking point, which was

711
00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:36.119
<v Speaker 2>Danny getting that drink thrown in his face.

712
00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean again, it was. It was a solo

713
00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:44.760
<v Speaker 1>cup with a couple of drops of whatever Janet was consuming.

714
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:50.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to see Danny. I want to turn Danny's

715
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:53.079
<v Speaker 1>appearances on this show, not every episode, but into a

716
00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:56.079
<v Speaker 1>jackass segement. I think we should throw more shit at it. Okay,

717
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:00.360
<v Speaker 1>And you know, I gotta say, I'm just short Kings.

718
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.400
<v Speaker 1>We love you, but I'm just not impressed by a

719
00:40:02.400 --> 00:40:04.440
<v Speaker 1>good physique on a short little man. It's just way

720
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:04.880
<v Speaker 1>too easy.

721
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:06.400
<v Speaker 2>So he can do it's way.

722
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:09.320
<v Speaker 1>If you're shipped foot four and you're jacked, that's hard

723
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:12.480
<v Speaker 1>work if you're a tiny, little miniature. I don't want

724
00:40:12.519 --> 00:40:14.519
<v Speaker 1>to call him because I don't want I don't want

725
00:40:14.519 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 1>to besmirch that that breed of dog. It's a beautiful

726
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:19.239
<v Speaker 1>breed of dog. I would never equate them to Danny.

727
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:22.880
<v Speaker 1>But he got a drink thrown at him and the

728
00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:27.239
<v Speaker 1>we could play the Iggy Azalea song. But Jason goes,

729
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:30.360
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I You asked me what was I

730
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:32.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna do with the knee? And and you know to me,

731
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:35.480
<v Speaker 1>that was that was an escalation towards some kind of

732
00:40:35.480 --> 00:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>physical threat. It's like, okay, Jason, Jason, why we hate

733
00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:46.559
<v Speaker 1>Danny's ass with no legs? Okay? Just baby?

734
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:48.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'd like to watch it. It's like,

735
00:40:48.159 --> 00:40:49.840
<v Speaker 2>because I hate them both so much, I'd be like,

736
00:40:49.880 --> 00:40:51.159
<v Speaker 2>who am I going to root for here?

737
00:40:51.760 --> 00:40:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Yeah.

738
00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:56.039
<v Speaker 2>Back to the little guy.

739
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:57.920
<v Speaker 1>About fighting Danny is that, you know, a lot of

740
00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:00.159
<v Speaker 1>people's hip flexers are not very limber these days. We've

741
00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:02.559
<v Speaker 1>been sitting in chairs a lot. But Danny is somebody

742
00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:05.320
<v Speaker 1>that you could easily kick in the face. I mean

743
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:08.320
<v Speaker 1>even if you're working at a desk for ten hours.

744
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:11.039
<v Speaker 2>Will you just stretch your knee. You're already at his neck, right.

745
00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:14.639
<v Speaker 2>You know it's true though, because Danny's so short, he

746
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:17.320
<v Speaker 2>has to like for him to walk, he ts to

747
00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:20.760
<v Speaker 2>take twice the steps as a normal tall person. Right,

748
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.079
<v Speaker 2>so he's already like working out his I don't know

749
00:41:23.119 --> 00:41:26.559
<v Speaker 2>what's the back part of your your legs there the calf. Yeah,

750
00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:29.639
<v Speaker 2>he's already got strong calves because he's taken twice the steps.

751
00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Is a regular tall p exactly exactly. He's like if

752
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:36.960
<v Speaker 1>a hummingbird wasn't beautiful and was also a drunk. Wow.

753
00:41:38.320 --> 00:41:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I have to think about that one. Yeah, and is

754
00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:42.639
<v Speaker 1>that the end of our well.

755
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Nia has to defend herself for saying the casts are horrible.

756
00:41:47.519 --> 00:41:49.159
<v Speaker 1>This is when I knew that they were coming back

757
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.000
<v Speaker 1>on the show. When you when you walk this.

758
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Back, that's right. That is a towel. That is so

759
00:41:57.039 --> 00:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>correct because Nia should have if they were gonna this

760
00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:04.800
<v Speaker 2>was their fire, their bow should would have gone are horrible.

761
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.719
<v Speaker 2>We're all fake fucking people. Yeah, but Nia took the

762
00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:11.920
<v Speaker 2>time to say, you're my friend, Laala, You're my friend.

763
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:13.039
<v Speaker 2>I want to get to know you.

764
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:16.719
<v Speaker 1>More have all of these great relationships. Danny and Na

765
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:22.480
<v Speaker 1>are back now. I want to say, I really we've

766
00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 1>shipped on the show a lot, and it is very dark,

767
00:42:24.840 --> 00:42:28.039
<v Speaker 1>and it is postpartum nightmares a lot of the time.

768
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:29.519
<v Speaker 2>You're moving out of that phase.

769
00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:34.039
<v Speaker 1>I do think The Valley is really that, it's really

770
00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>cemented itself as one of the dare I say, premiere

771
00:42:39.039 --> 00:42:44.000
<v Speaker 1>shows on Bravo. This is a mainstay, is going ten seasons.

772
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:48.679
<v Speaker 1>This this show has legs and you wonder why, and

773
00:42:48.760 --> 00:42:51.079
<v Speaker 1>we're all we have no idea. It's one of these

774
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:54.679
<v Speaker 1>answers of the universe that we just don't know. I

775
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:56.880
<v Speaker 1>don't know why people are watching this, but it is

776
00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:59.039
<v Speaker 1>a fucking Bravo show.

777
00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:00.719
<v Speaker 2>And we're here for it. I will say there shows

778
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:04.199
<v Speaker 2>like the rebranded vander Pump Rules that ain't coming back.

779
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.760
<v Speaker 2>There shows like Southern Hospitality that they filmed two seasons

780
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:09.920
<v Speaker 2>back to back. That's why you get season three of

781
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:12.960
<v Speaker 2>that that I don't think that's coming back. The Valley

782
00:43:13.679 --> 00:43:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that's coming back.

783
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:18.639
<v Speaker 1>Now, get in the comments. Let us know who you

784
00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:22.119
<v Speaker 1>want gone, who you want back? Do you want Jack's returning?

785
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:24.440
<v Speaker 1>We love you guys for listening. The entire season, getting

786
00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:25.800
<v Speaker 1>the comments let us know we'll see you next week.

787
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing saying good bye Pat segabye bye. He is