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<v Speaker 1>Now it's time for the most exciting segment on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Others kine.

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<v Speaker 2>The day.

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<v Speaker 1>You can back off that, MICUs Smith. You did you

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<v Speaker 1>leaned in? You leaned in on that one. Ben.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all that for the next three hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry about your luck anyway. What is our dad joke

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<v Speaker 1>of the day?

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<v Speaker 4>Please? Running into stationary objects can be painful. According to

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<v Speaker 4>a recent poll, I like that one.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that one a lot. Okay, what's our word

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<v Speaker 1>of the day? Please?

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<v Speaker 4>Is a verb? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Et elate eto late et o late what I E

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<v Speaker 1>T I O l A t E. I have absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>no idea eto late. I'm going to say, what is

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<v Speaker 1>the root eto?

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<v Speaker 3>What the root word is? So I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 3>and make it. Okay, you guess then, doesn't it means

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<v Speaker 3>like you you've lost your mojo, You lost take your

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<v Speaker 3>your strength, your vigor.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you've petered out?

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of this has to do with a plant? Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Say it's to up tank water from the roots.

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<v Speaker 2>Then to cause a plant to whiten or grow pale

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<v Speaker 2>by excluding light.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you starve them?

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<v Speaker 2>Another another definition, I really do all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Which famous American novelist worked as a reporter and writer

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<v Speaker 1>for the Kansas City newspaper when he was seventeen years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like this is like a Hunter S. Thompson

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<v Speaker 1>thing here. Maybe let's see here. Oh I am wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>He was earlier than hunterress address.

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<v Speaker 4>Reporter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I hate his work.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm no, I'm blanking.

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<v Speaker 1>Ernest Hemingway, was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't like Ernest Hemingway. I hate the way

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<v Speaker 1>he writes women. It's it's literally insulting to my gender.

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<v Speaker 1>The way he writes women. I just I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, what's that the Jack Nicholson lives as good

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<v Speaker 3>as it gets?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you write women so well? I think of

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<v Speaker 4>a man in a takeaway reason and accountability. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 4>that's pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, what is our Jeopardy category?

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<v Speaker 4>Let me channel my best Homer Simpson here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, donuts don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't what dough? Dough?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>According to legend, this holiday cookie with a manly shape

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<v Speaker 2>was created.

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<v Speaker 1>By Ian What's a gingerbread man?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct? It's just, by the way, no, no dough. That

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<v Speaker 4>one happened to.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay because I was like trying to do things that

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<v Speaker 2>are now that I've roasted my marshmallow. I'll combine it

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<v Speaker 2>with either.

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<v Speaker 1>What's am correct?

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<v Speaker 4>Sir Isaac?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you tell there are apple, strawberry, and fig varieties

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<v Speaker 2>of these?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you get it?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>Then? What are Newton the.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the large American cookie company whose cookies are made

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<v Speaker 2>by Elvis.

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<v Speaker 1>What is keeler?

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<v Speaker 4>Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>You can get your own messages put inside these dessert cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>What a fortune cookie?

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<v Speaker 3>That is?

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the m in that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Are my favorite favorite favorites?

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<v Speaker 4>Yummy?

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<v Speaker 1>Like favorite wedding favors? Ever? Were fortune cookies that on

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<v Speaker 1>the inside said it'll probably never last And I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was the funniest. It actually was a wedding edic

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<v Speaker 1>of a comedian.

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<v Speaker 4>So funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I used to there was a Chinese restaurant that

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<v Speaker 3>my mom, who's an immigration attorney, helped immigrate them back

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<v Speaker 3>when I was in high school, and they would make

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<v Speaker 3>their fortune cookies fresh, Oh nice. They would do their

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<v Speaker 3>own type written scripts, so I would slip them a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of bucks. But if I took a date in there,

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<v Speaker 3>you've just met the man of your dreams or you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Put stuff like that inside these scamming.

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<v Speaker 4>On the fortune cookies.

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<v Speaker 2>So see the fortune I got before the inclines unreal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was perfectly step by step, you will ascend the

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<v Speaker 2>staircase to success.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, before I did the incline the.

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<v Speaker 1>Week he was really incline.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite fortune ever, my dear and now departed friend Dave.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved this guy. He was super awkward and just

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<v Speaker 1>a complete nerd and I adored him. And we go

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<v Speaker 1>out to the Chinese restaurant. He got a Chinese he

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<v Speaker 1>got a fortune cookie, and the fortune was and I

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<v Speaker 1>quote never smell the inside of a hat. And it

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<v Speaker 1>was like, what's of course? Yeah, It's like when I

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<v Speaker 1>say your you know, your dog's feet smell like free Doo's,

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna act like you're not gonna smell them later,

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<v Speaker 1>But you are. You totally are