Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look
Speaker 1: he's it.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, hey, hey, welcome to the Snarts Egg.
Speaker 1: You're about to teach. Your name's glazed by the great
Speaker 1: Chris Ray, Guy, Derek black Bet and Tom Sweety. Sit
Speaker 1: back and prepare for some a shit. Sit back and
Speaker 1: prepare for some blazing Brady. Oh, I remember him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I missed him. Who was he? What are you? Man?
Speaker 1: Who's he? Who's that? He's uh? Bon Saw? Okay, who
Speaker 1: is Who's bon Saw?
Speaker 3: He's a famous wrestler guy.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Randy Savage? Good Ship? Good Ship? You
Speaker 1: don't I know you're back for that?
Speaker 3: I know Randy sav He's the only one I know that,
Speaker 3: to be fair.
Speaker 1: But what's his uh, what's his wrestling name? What's the oh?
Speaker 3: The hungry, hungry hippo. I really have no idea because.
Speaker 4: You know it's two ms. Randy Savage m M Randy Savage.
Speaker 5: M and them, Oh, macho man. I just want to
Speaker 5: make sure I know that. I guess I knew that
Speaker 5: is somewhere in my head. But that's the only one
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: Probably is the limit? Yeah, him too? What about John
Speaker 1: Cena the actor? The actor, the racist.
Speaker 5: Actually, Like I only heard of Triple H when I
Speaker 5: was in school, but I never I didn't. I still
Speaker 5: I still honestly, you could show me a picture Triple
Speaker 5: H right now, I would not know that that's Triple
Speaker 5: ah lucky, But why not.
Speaker 1: His h p K era that first f d X
Speaker 1: was fucking firetime. It was. It was legendary. There was
Speaker 1: there was a legendary He just hits on national TV
Speaker 1: for no reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's just you know, it was a good heel
Speaker 4: back in the day. But also he's incredibly racist, especially
Speaker 4: his run where he started wearing the iron crosses and
Speaker 4: then he had that fucking Confederate like mustache beard.
Speaker 1: Thing going on. Oh yeah, it was kind of weird.
Speaker 4: This was after like the other rival promotion got bought
Speaker 4: and then they had an invasion, and around that time
Speaker 4: he just became incredibly racist and uh, they're old well
Speaker 4: you know, he's embraced it. And then their old champion
Speaker 4: from w c W, Booker T was trying to become
Speaker 4: champion again and they buried his ass. It was crazy.
Speaker 4: After being berated and saying the most racist ship to
Speaker 4: him and saying like, oh like calling him nappy headed
Speaker 4: and saying like you're the type of guy that like
Speaker 4: he basically just calling him like you're you're you're essentially
Speaker 4: like a servant. You're just saying the most racist ship.
Speaker 3: Like outward such a nice like it's like a don Imus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and beheaded home. I'll never forget that. Why would
Speaker 1: he was that a bet? You think?
Speaker 3: I think No, I think he's old and was dying.
Speaker 1: There were plenty of old timy.
Speaker 4: There's a guy named chick Hens, right. He was a
Speaker 4: announcer for He did a lot of la shit and
Speaker 4: you never.
Speaker 1: You never caught him slipping because he was professional. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like those people are all so like when you
Speaker 1: do that, it's like, you know, that can't be okay.
Speaker 5: But I'm a specific, Like my only image of him was,
Speaker 5: like I guess, like some jpeg from like a headline
Speaker 5: from went back back in like eight or o seven.
Speaker 5: Whenever that whenever that thing happened, was where he just
Speaker 5: looked like a like like a shrimp.
Speaker 1: He was like hurled up.
Speaker 3: Like he's clearly dying.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know, I don't know how long he
Speaker 5: lasted after that, but I feel like he's definitely dead now.
Speaker 1: They I think they killed him. Oh, I think they
Speaker 1: killed him.
Speaker 4: He was like, because I remember watching was one of
Speaker 4: those college basketball games. I think it was during March Madness, right, yeah,
Speaker 4: and he was like there was some nappy headed niggas
Speaker 4: and I was like, Yo, you can't say that. And
Speaker 4: he's like, I say whatever I want.
Speaker 5: Walk up with a bunch of diapers in his throat
Speaker 5: with a note that said choke on these nappies.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what happened. Exactly what happened. That's happened. That
Speaker 1: was crazy. You remember that Kingston?
Speaker 5: Yeah, later, remember that era because that was when Elusive
Speaker 5: Joe was. It was the Prison of the Star Tank podcast.
Speaker 5: L O, it's me Chris, It's that, It's it's him,
Speaker 5: Cake said, it's it's it's Derek over there. We're back.
Speaker 5: I'm back anyway. Yeah, I had bronchitis, which is epic.
Speaker 5: I've ever had bron guys in my life. I had
Speaker 5: no idea that that was even possible.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 5: Have you had bronchitis?
Speaker 1: I thought I did, but they they said that I
Speaker 1: did it when I got an X ray.
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah.
Speaker 4: I was really fucking surprised because they're like, I was
Speaker 4: my chest felt like it was gonna explode it hurts
Speaker 4: so much. And then they did the thing You're like
Speaker 4: you're good. I'm like, are you sure?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Dude? That's what was happening to me.
Speaker 5: That was I was like, I went, I went to
Speaker 5: the urging care. They were like, I was like, this
Speaker 5: flu is weird. I was like, this flu is this
Speaker 5: is a strange flu because I can't breathe at all.
Speaker 3: And they were like they did.
Speaker 5: Like a couple of times, and they're like, you got
Speaker 5: fucking bron guidus up the ass. This is what they
Speaker 5: said to me, you know, verbatim. I was like, oh funk,
Speaker 5: what do I do? And they were just like I
Speaker 5: don't just don't let it turn into pneumonia. I guess
Speaker 5: did you give me antibiotics or yea, yeah, they gave
Speaker 5: me anibocs and like steroids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it that zone?
Speaker 1: Some love well pregno zone's a weird one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: PREGM zone's a weird one because that's specifically supposed to
Speaker 4: be for inflammation, which also lowers your immune system.
Speaker 1: And like when you're two, for you gotta make a choice.
Speaker 4: It's not Yeah, I don't like pregnizone for that reason,
Speaker 4: especially like that always reminds you of like when Joseph
Speaker 4: Rogaine when you started, took the kitchen sink and he
Speaker 4: was taking all these things, and I'm like, if you
Speaker 4: have COVID, don't take predanizone unless you have so much
Speaker 4: inflammation from being ravaged, you know, then you maybe want
Speaker 4: to take pred ina zone and then take a shitload
Speaker 4: of antibiotics.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he took antibiotics and pred in his zone.
Speaker 1: But you can tell he was fine. He just looked
Speaker 1: really pale, and I'm like, your retard, whoever your doctor is,
Speaker 1: is fucking stupid, has stupid.
Speaker 4: He just to take everything. Oh and then he took
Speaker 4: the man monacle with antibodies and he's like, oh, I'm better.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I wonder which one it was? Was
Speaker 4: it the the horse pace, was it the prednan zone,
Speaker 4: was it the Z pack? Was it the monacle? And
Speaker 4: antibodies that are specifically designed to whoop COVID's ass? And
Speaker 4: then everybody was like, I'm gonna get the horseshit.
Speaker 1: It's really what a weird emd state. How many definitely
Speaker 1: die from that?
Speaker 4: Quite I knew someone specifically, they didn't die. I wish
Speaker 4: because I would have laughed about that was almost a jackpot.
Speaker 1: No, I would have laughed about it. I would have
Speaker 1: felt bad at all. It was one of my friends.
Speaker 1: Her dad had a had a ran, so I had
Speaker 1: a lot of horses, and that motherfucker started like trying
Speaker 1: to inject his family and his mom and stuff. Had
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, we're not injecting that literal horse
Speaker 1: pace in us with these giant syringes and stuff. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: it's okay.
Speaker 4: I got these smaller ones, which it's a very thick cream.
Speaker 4: So you do would need a big syringe anyway too,
Speaker 4: cause like that's the thing like I do TRT. And
Speaker 4: if you use a small syringe, it's it's usually in
Speaker 4: a seed oil, it's in like a and so it's
Speaker 4: if it's a small one, like you want to make
Speaker 4: it as small as possible so it doesn't hurt as
Speaker 4: much when you just jab yourself, but you want to
Speaker 4: make it at least wide enough to where it'll you don't.
Speaker 1: Have to squeeze the fuck out of it.
Speaker 4: And I can't of imagine how getting some type of
Speaker 4: thick cream or something would be in like say twenty three,
Speaker 4: twenty five Gage, so you'd probably want to make it
Speaker 4: way bigger and stab the fuck out of yourself.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be like a like a smoothie. That's what
Speaker 1: my little Unapolis did that. Did you see that?
Speaker 4: What he's showed his bloody syringe after he injected, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, is this a bit?
Speaker 5: Did you see the footage of Violin and Iola sound
Speaker 5: like the Weakest Link or something in like two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh, so he was like a person before a long
Speaker 1: time ago. Well yeah, well you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like like a personality.
Speaker 3: Like I guess, so, I don't know, like I saw
Speaker 3: him on some game show.
Speaker 5: It was like something like that, something like The Weakest Link,
Speaker 5: like early two thousand. I was like, oh, weird, he's
Speaker 5: like on a game show and he's not been beaten
Speaker 5: by the world yet.
Speaker 1: I mean, so many of them are like failed actors
Speaker 1: and screenwriters and fucking fair like the I think I
Speaker 1: can't name one that isn't yeah, one that wasn't some
Speaker 1: sort of some sort of Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 3: I guess Dan Peters is the only person.
Speaker 4: He was technically an academic before technically yeah, no acting.
Speaker 4: He didn't have aspirations of being a thesbian. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: just got lucky by either misinformation blatant lying about sixteen.
Speaker 4: I don't know which one it is though, like.
Speaker 1: You know, because it wasn't he wasn't he actually caught
Speaker 1: like a proper like, uh, he was actually a professor,
Speaker 1: wasn't he, Like yeah, like the University of Toronto.
Speaker 4: He actually like he was. He was teaching up until
Speaker 4: fairly recently. I think he just left himself because he
Speaker 4: had ten years so he could do whatever the fuck
Speaker 4: he wanted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when he started, like because I remember, people were
Speaker 1: like he had some sort of like people give acolltes.
Speaker 1: Oh he's pretty insightful. And then what happened? What did
Speaker 1: he just like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, I never heard of disc I never heard
Speaker 4: that necessarily. I watched a lot of his old lectures
Speaker 4: after to see like what this dude's all about? If
Speaker 4: he it was all kind of just funny to me,
Speaker 4: Like watching him, I was like, this isn't really I
Speaker 4: don't feel like it's insightful. I thought that self authoring
Speaker 4: program had used for people who were actually struggling, but
Speaker 4: I wasn't that person, so it didn't work for me.
Speaker 4: I started reading his book.
Speaker 5: Did it work for me?
Speaker 4: And I avoided having an interview with him because I
Speaker 4: didn't want I'm not gonna lie and say books good.
Speaker 1: Yeah you mean either. Yeah, I don't want to be mean,
Speaker 1: So I just avoided.
Speaker 3: But everybody else, Yeah, they tried to be. They tried
Speaker 3: to be trying to be actors.
Speaker 1: Tried to be Why are people Stephen Crowder with his
Speaker 1: mother whatever? The thing?
Speaker 5: Well had that script.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't know why I ever nobody
Speaker 1: wants to read my script.
Speaker 3: My sister's hamper.
Speaker 5: Is nobody?
Speaker 1: Why is nobody interested in this script? And the problem
Speaker 1: is they haven't seen him, they haven't seen her milkers.
Speaker 1: Any if I bring my sister's hamper into the pitch meeting,
Speaker 1: they will understand why this movie needs to be funded
Speaker 1: on mass In fact, in fact, I have the original hamper.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see that he have the original hamper? Dude?
Speaker 1: He has a petition to to pardon Derek Chauvin. Yes,
Speaker 1: I saw that. I could have believed I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was real. And then I didn't
Speaker 1: see anything. I've been for like five days shot right,
Speaker 1: So yeah, he tried to get finished in the Derek Chauvin.
Speaker 1: I think if anyone should be what should be come
Speaker 1: out should be freed for their crimes, it should be
Speaker 1: Derek Chauvin's the man that laid upon that double tiger,
Speaker 1: need that black man into the floor.
Speaker 4: They're so hard trying to just lean on the fact
Speaker 4: that oh, yeah, there was fit in his system and
Speaker 4: he had like heart problems pre exists. I'm like, nothing,
Speaker 4: there's nothing you can say that, Like, if Derek Chauvin
Speaker 4: didn't put him in that position, then Derek Chauvin would
Speaker 4: not be a murderer, but he did, Like how could you.
Speaker 1: You can't remember.
Speaker 5: However, whenever Elon gets swissed the funk up, that'll be
Speaker 5: the conversation that from our side, I guess right, yeah,
Speaker 5: he'll be like, there's probably the Kennemy trying to escape
Speaker 5: his body.
Speaker 1: I think it's real. We have to be we have
Speaker 1: to think. It's how hard they try to like run
Speaker 1: that argument, because any person is like he he got
Speaker 1: put in that predicament because of this guy. This guy
Speaker 1: put him in this predicament in a world where he
Speaker 1: did it do that to him and he died in
Speaker 1: his own a drug addict. But you know he did that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very silly, love it. It's it's crazy I didn't.
Speaker 4: And then the thing that's really slimmy about it is
Speaker 4: the name of the website because it lets you it
Speaker 4: doesn't automatically let you know that it's who it is.
Speaker 4: It just says like, pardon Derek or something dot com
Speaker 4: or something like that. Yeah, so you don't know who
Speaker 4: Derek is right away. You know, they're purposefully strategically keeping
Speaker 4: out the Chauvin part because a lot of people would
Speaker 4: see that immediately be like, are you fucking crazy? So
Speaker 4: now they're a click on the link and maybe the
Speaker 4: least reason of it other than just dismissing it outright.
Speaker 1: And of course there's a lot of.
Speaker 4: People that are on board that are extremely racist and terrible,
Speaker 4: but uh, it's just annoying.
Speaker 1: That it's so obvious that did Jabrio's give a fuck
Speaker 1: about Derek Chauvin? Oh yeah, let me care about one cop,
Speaker 1: like like the in the sea of people who have
Speaker 1: been innocently thrown in prison, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: now he has this vested interest in this one particular case.
Speaker 1: It's all I mean, I don't it's like I.
Speaker 4: Wish he wasn't Jewish, so I can say, like you know,
Speaker 4: like there's certain things, there's certain words you want to
Speaker 4: describe a mask.
Speaker 1: But then people would be like, oh, you're saying that because.
Speaker 4: He's Jewish, like like Slimy Weasley, people use that for
Speaker 4: like anti Samanic he is.
Speaker 1: But that the problem is when you try to it's
Speaker 1: the same. It's it's not only people. Look I'm done,
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done hiding. I would love to. I
Speaker 1: want to go hard in the pain, but then sometimes
Speaker 1: you just don't want people to You don't want to
Speaker 1: give people any ammunition.
Speaker 5: I guess I'm tired at this point.
Speaker 1: I feel you got to make an effort to like
Speaker 1: not allow because like you know, you can shoot on somebody,
Speaker 1: or you can have like say things that are often
Speaker 1: attached to like particularly fucked up situations, but you got
Speaker 1: to make sure you like snuff out any of like
Speaker 1: the bigoted mentalities. It's like, look, I hate people. I
Speaker 1: hate him not because he's Jewish. He happens to be
Speaker 1: Jewish and I hate him.
Speaker 4: Couldn't care less about that. Like it's like, you know
Speaker 4: how they say you're not supposed to hit a man
Speaker 4: with glasses. So the idea you want to take the
Speaker 4: glass off and then just uppercut him. Same thing with
Speaker 4: that fucking yamica. You just want to just like, hey,
Speaker 4: could you please do me a favorite and remove it,
Speaker 4: or you know, while nobody's looking, slap it off real
Speaker 4: fast and then just beat the piss out.
Speaker 1: Of a The idea of taking a yamica off someone's head,
Speaker 1: you're hitting a little pillow down and in on there
Speaker 1: and then beating them into beating them so bad they
Speaker 1: have six minutes to get to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's as long as you put it down safely.
Speaker 4: Like Benjamin right now would be like, that is a
Speaker 4: good man. They're just very good man. He cares about
Speaker 4: the play, the visil Bama more.
Speaker 1: American. There's a good man.
Speaker 4: He cares about the yamica and the Indian is really people,
Speaker 4: and he just beats skinny nerd.
Speaker 1: That's folk.
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I should ask because you guys did a
Speaker 5: Dark Tank episode before this.
Speaker 3: Did you heart any of the questions that you used already?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, all right, just making sure I don't want
Speaker 5: to scroll too far back.
Speaker 1: Sure, every person that's so anything. So there was bitty boy.
Speaker 1: That was that was funny. There's the address we uh yeah,
Speaker 1: how much of that did you actually catch?
Speaker 5: I saw clips.
Speaker 1: It's it's what I you know, what are you gonna I.
Speaker 3: Saw the transgender mice thing.
Speaker 1: That's the that's my takeaway from it. And I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, that is the most outrageous thing I've seen
Speaker 1: in a Why so.
Speaker 5: The people who are curious outrageous? Said Trump went on saying,
Speaker 5: this is, by the way, verifiable. You could, you could
Speaker 5: look all this up. He did say this, It is
Speaker 5: objectively true. He went up on stage and he said,
Speaker 5: we spent eight million dollars of government money, uh making
Speaker 5: mice transgender.
Speaker 3: And he does like a little teeth sucking, and you
Speaker 3: look into it.
Speaker 1: And it's within a moment, it's true. Within a moment.
Speaker 1: It literally true.
Speaker 5: It literally I'm not even exaggerating. It takes maybe like
Speaker 5: a minute max of Google. Well with modern Google now
Speaker 5: it takes thirty hours to google this because Google sucks.
Speaker 5: But if you're smart and not to use Google effectively
Speaker 5: or read or read, what he's referring to is eight
Speaker 5: million dollars of government money that went into research on
Speaker 5: transgenic mice. If you know anything about transgenis transgenesis, I
Speaker 5: think is what it's called.
Speaker 1: Technically, I think, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: The idea is like introducing human human genes into like
Speaker 5: a non human kind of animal whatever to see how
Speaker 5: human tissue will react to certain medications, so that we
Speaker 5: can test human medication without using human subjects, yes, which
Speaker 5: is pretty vital, and how we get all of our
Speaker 5: medical data for a lot of the things that we do.
Speaker 5: But he couldn't read, so he thought transgenic was transgender,
Speaker 5: and he went up and said that, and that's the entirely.
Speaker 1: People walked out and they were offended. Yeah, people, how
Speaker 1: do you think that happened though? How it played out?
Speaker 1: Because he's retarded?
Speaker 4: Well, sure, but did he what see, because there's a
Speaker 4: part of it that because I know there's a lot
Speaker 4: of there's a lot of malevolence in that administration. Sure,
Speaker 4: was it just complete retardation or was it mixed?
Speaker 1: There's mouth feast, there's mouth feast sins that play where
Speaker 1: there is straight up just like it's just still rallying,
Speaker 1: calling people that are too stupid to understand the things
Speaker 1: they hate. It's like, oh, they're making life transgenders that
Speaker 1: they're making they're making prisoners transgender.
Speaker 6: Yeah, kids, and it's like any three tens of thousand
Speaker 6: dollars surgeries in the schools operated in the in the
Speaker 6: high schools, there's a r with people in scrubs and fucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It gives me one hundred and fifty bucks to get
Speaker 5: my what is it my bronchitis medication and I had
Speaker 5: to go and get screen and everything. But yeah, you
Speaker 5: could just walk into school for free and become the
Speaker 5: new gender, the other gender.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The other day, actually, I got a consultation. I walked
Speaker 4: into high school. Yeah, and I was like, hey, I'm
Speaker 4: an older student.
Speaker 1: Trust me. Yeah. And they're like, oh, yeah, we trust you,
Speaker 1: because we don't. We don't. We're not ages here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what they say. I said, we're not ages.
Speaker 4: And I said, hey, I want a fat pussy and like,
Speaker 4: excuse me, we don't use that language.
Speaker 1: You want a large vagina? And I said yes, and
Speaker 1: they said, okay, great.
Speaker 3: We have eight in stock.
Speaker 4: You have eight in stock, can you make three thirty?
Speaker 4: And I was like, ah, damn, I got to record
Speaker 4: a podcast. What about tomorrow? So we're haggling for Monday
Speaker 4: because it's Friday right now, so I'm gonna get my pussy.
Speaker 5: Cool, that's exciting.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Sarreh, thank you so much. See this is the
Speaker 1: chief California. Yeah, this is only California. This happens.
Speaker 5: This is the cheek code that they don't want you
Speaker 5: to know about. If anybody if your game pussy public school,
Speaker 5: and they'll just give you.
Speaker 1: It's really insane. Uh. This guy is so mind blowingly retarded.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's like, is it I just.
Speaker 4: I just want to like, like, let's just like chop
Speaker 4: it up about this real quick.
Speaker 1: Sure is it possible that this is how I imagine
Speaker 1: it going.
Speaker 4: They were reading stuff to him about things like, oh
Speaker 4: so eight million and a transgenic.
Speaker 1: Mice, and he's like, transgender mice? What is that?
Speaker 4: And then they probably said no, trans it says transgenic,
Speaker 4: and he's like, isn't that not the same thing? And
Speaker 4: then he just ran with it and stuck with it
Speaker 4: against what the person that probably was given on reports.
Speaker 5: So here's what I think happens. I think he is
Speaker 5: genuinely stupid, and but he's also unable to. Once he
Speaker 5: says something, it's like that's what that's what I said,
Speaker 5: And so he's gonna like so he might know at
Speaker 5: this point, but it doesn't matter because like he's already said,
Speaker 5: he's not gonna admit a mistake.
Speaker 1: I mean something with the hatred thing.
Speaker 5: He's still saying that, like, no, I think the other
Speaker 5: countries pay the tariffs. I saw this yesterday, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what not how that's just your You're.
Speaker 1: Just now, what's the point of them? Why would they retell?
Speaker 1: Why would they?
Speaker 5: I really need to, I really need to, I really
Speaker 5: I understand.
Speaker 3: I just want to.
Speaker 5: I know that people, especially like as things are getting
Speaker 5: increasingly stupid, get frustrated when we talk about politics and stuff.
Speaker 5: But you have to understand this is so next level stupid.
Speaker 5: And I'm sorry if like you fall into this category. Really,
Speaker 5: but like I it is impossible to take this seriously,
Speaker 5: like as far as like a respectable position, Like it's
Speaker 5: not possible. It's not even a matter of like this
Speaker 5: is beyond just Republican anymore, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: This is beyond just like you're you're a guy like
Speaker 5: a guy like Mitt Romney who would propose something like
Speaker 5: like what Obamacare was?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: This is like off the off the you're off the
Speaker 5: reservation dude, Like you're not even on the same planet anymore.
Speaker 3: Transgenic is not Like I don't.
Speaker 5: Know what to tell you. You're stupid, and I'm sorry
Speaker 5: that you're stupid, but it's not my fault. It's not
Speaker 5: I'm trying to help you don't be.
Speaker 1: Stupid, but you're not gonna.
Speaker 3: It's over.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done. I'm done acting like the people
Speaker 1: that want that stuff deserve the rights to live anymore,
Speaker 1: because they just don't. I'm done acting like. I'm done
Speaker 1: acting like if you are, you are knowingly ignorant anymore,
Speaker 1: you deserve to be here. I'm just done at this point.
Speaker 1: Like the wilfulness of it. Yeah, I think. I think
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, most people are just ignorant. Right.
Speaker 1: The thing it's, it's everything is basicallyingerans, right. People are ignorant,
Speaker 1: and what happens is that they feel disparaged and have
Speaker 1: no ability to be able to affect the word around them,
Speaker 1: even though we have all the power technically, we just
Speaker 1: don't know we have it.
Speaker 5: But don't you want to? Like, I wonder, like, why
Speaker 5: is it that people don't want to protect themselves from
Speaker 5: being shown to be stupid?
Speaker 1: You know, they don't. They don't know stupid. Where is
Speaker 1: the self preservation of being like really, oh man, I
Speaker 1: hope I'm not wrong about this. They don't know they're stupid.
Speaker 4: They have no self but no self respect, no nothing
Speaker 4: like it's it's no, they're just they're just dumb one
Speaker 4: of the words. Of course, of course they're dumb. But
Speaker 4: also usually with a lot there are some dumb people,
Speaker 4: right that. This is what upsets me. They can also
Speaker 4: build a car, so their brain works well.
Speaker 1: Building building a car isn't the same as like outwardly
Speaker 1: thinking about the universe around you. And I'm not even
Speaker 1: asking that much. I don't even need to know. This
Speaker 1: is what I'm like.
Speaker 4: I remember learning as a kid, and I feel like
Speaker 4: a lot of us all learn the same thing. It
Speaker 4: maybe it's like a paraphrase of this, but say, if
Speaker 4: it sounds like bullshit, it probably is. Like that's the
Speaker 4: thing that like a lot of us learned as a kid.
Speaker 4: That's it's in science, being skeptical and anything that's like
Speaker 4: even a little bit I'm talking about like elementary school.
Speaker 4: So it was like, if it sounds like it's if
Speaker 4: it sounds crazy, it probably is. It's probably not real.
Speaker 4: So if you hear transgender mice, you're like, that is
Speaker 4: so insane, that can't be real, instead of just accepting
Speaker 4: it as a thing because some fucking orange piece of
Speaker 4: shit said it said of like, what aren't you curious
Speaker 4: about TRANSGENDERU When I first heard about the lizard theories
Speaker 4: of reptilians, I'm like, that's so insane. I need to
Speaker 4: see what it's about.
Speaker 5: That's not it sounds interesting, but it's like I was
Speaker 5: actually excited about the idea.
Speaker 1: That it wasn't like there's rangers. Nobody was like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, they might be Crystal acquire powerky goingonians. I
Speaker 1: was like genuinely stoked.
Speaker 4: I was too old already when I found out about them,
Speaker 4: so I was I didn't have any Also.
Speaker 1: Like the cool part of our like he's like, that's cool,
Speaker 1: there's other things, but also like, there's no way I'm
Speaker 1: out fighting a lizard man with the same exact build
Speaker 1: as mean.
Speaker 5: Well, if they've been what I'm saying, if they've been
Speaker 5: around this whole time, and I'm like, I want to mean.
Speaker 1: In triel, like they're not that intimidating, right, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: there's trolls and normal the normal like default man is
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. They're kind of insane, close to like
Speaker 1: fucking They're like Red Guards are fucking beef either, just
Speaker 1: not as tall. Red Guards don't get tired, that's their lord.
Speaker 1: They can just not get exhausted.
Speaker 3: Do you not need sleep as a as a Red Guard?
Speaker 3: I know you don't need sleep in defaults?
Speaker 1: What else would they have? Can they not get like
Speaker 1: poisoned or something in resistance and they can just run
Speaker 1: for a long time? That ain't true for me, man,
Speaker 1: I don't have none of that. I get poison frequently.
Speaker 1: I get tired, I get poisoned. I actually weak the
Speaker 1: poison and I stamp. It's a negative forty five percent.
Speaker 1: I'm in bad sh I'm a bad Red Guard. Redguards
Speaker 1: are niggas, bro, They're just they're what you mean, they're
Speaker 1: not black people? What do you say? I would they were?
Speaker 1: They're not. I looked into there's no black people in
Speaker 1: that world. That's why it's so much, That's why so
Speaker 1: much mayhem. But what are I think the day draw
Speaker 1: technically black pop I'm taking. I don't want that. You
Speaker 1: don't suck. They suck in the lore. But like imagine
Speaker 1: being a dangerous sucking the lore. But listen, I got them, Listen,
Speaker 1: I got fat. If Nazis had.
Speaker 4: Superpowers, like even though you'd be there, these are terrible motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: But if somebody like say, if it could be passing
Speaker 4: along like age or something, someone just and you're like,
Speaker 4: you suddle it, but then all of a sudden you're superpowerful.
Speaker 1: Are you really gonna be upset that I'm a Nazi?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: Yes, that now you have god like powers? Are you
Speaker 1: gonna read really that mad? Well, it's gonna be gone
Speaker 1: and me is gonna be gone, But not that you
Speaker 1: have to be You don't have to.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is if if you're like a day
Speaker 4: drink lord or something, you're you're extremely powerful, and yeah
Speaker 4: you're corrupt or whatever, but you're also super powerful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's go. I think there's like one or
Speaker 1: two good day drink lords and neutral ones. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and then there's dozens of insane ones that
Speaker 1: like rape.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't know enough about leuse. I didn't
Speaker 4: get super into oblivion, so I'd probably missing.
Speaker 1: Is more of the like I like dragons, right, I
Speaker 1: just the armor was like in Skyrim was the thing
Speaker 1: that really pulled me in where I was like, this
Speaker 1: armor is fucking jen beaut Jalen told me this rare
Speaker 1: fux situation. He was like, whenever sudden gets really bad
Speaker 1: in the city, I just summoned an unbound daydre and
Speaker 1: lead and just have the day Drew run a mock
Speaker 1: in this city. And I'm like, why would you do this?
Speaker 1: Like that's not my promen anymore. What do you have?
Speaker 1: What do you have to do?
Speaker 4: Where's the city with the We have to go up
Speaker 4: and there's like a waterfall. Solitude is a mark I
Speaker 4: don't know, but the one where that there was that quest,
Speaker 4: there's that ciphers. Yeah, there's a cave, I think, go
Speaker 4: up and there's like a cave man I don't know.
Speaker 1: So like the Dwelven ship Swimmer God, damn, I got
Speaker 1: gonna watch up on my ship, dude, there's a there's
Speaker 1: a you go into the house and then that that
Speaker 1: Dadri is being like a piece of ship. He's like
Speaker 1: ordering you around and ship and you take the mace
Speaker 1: that's bombs mace. Yes, that's one of my favorite moments
Speaker 1: in the game. And it's like, here's this mace kill
Speaker 1: this dude.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's Solitude.
Speaker 1: I think it might be Mark. I think that sounds.
Speaker 3: The it's it's it's I think.
Speaker 1: West and North. I know that, and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, yes, it's it's something like I said.
Speaker 3: Though it's I said it more effectively.
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody's going insane right now on the common section,
Speaker 1: like the it's like an idiot that's in Fable. My
Speaker 1: life would be alive. That wasn't a Fable skytrom collap
Speaker 1: that'd be great. So, uh was it? Uh?
Speaker 3: Daredevil Born Again is out? Uh? Did we all saw
Speaker 3: the original Daredevil?
Speaker 1: Yes? Of course, massive peak. I saw it like at
Speaker 1: least two or three times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that first. That first season especially is
Speaker 3: like really for.
Speaker 1: Me, season one and two.
Speaker 5: I think season one, yeah, season one and two. I
Speaker 5: like season two specifically just because I like to punish
Speaker 5: her a lot. But like season one is like, that's
Speaker 5: probably like my favorite MCU thing probably that exists. Sure,
Speaker 5: Like as I look back on it, it's like that's
Speaker 5: the big the most quality thing that they love.
Speaker 1: That dude. Well, no, it was the fist final fighting.
Speaker 1: It was like whatever when he fought. That fight was insane.
Speaker 1: There's a lot, man, there's a lot of fucking when
Speaker 1: he when he was when he did this, when when
Speaker 1: he tries to spinny kick the no the noble was like,
Speaker 1: you suck and it did the same thing and broke
Speaker 1: his back with it. I was like, it's gas. There's
Speaker 1: so much gas.
Speaker 5: It's probably and then you know it's it's defenders was
Speaker 5: not It was pretty bad.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even like the the oh my god, what's
Speaker 1: the time for you? Guy's name? Iron face? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't even like that. What makes me so mad about
Speaker 1: is that they didn't get a martial artist to play
Speaker 1: our fists. And it's like, why would you not not
Speaker 1: get a martial arts smart av martial arts. That's what
Speaker 1: he does is do martial arts. His choreography should have
Speaker 1: been better than Daredevil's or adequate at least, like at
Speaker 1: least that level. That's stupid, like he's at least a
Speaker 1: really good fighter, and then he has a god mode.
Speaker 1: It had such an obvious taper, like of like Daredevil
Speaker 1: was cool as ship. Jessica Jones, I think it was
Speaker 1: very well written. I think it was very annoying. I
Speaker 1: like her, I enjoyed Cage, like the Christian Ritter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those shows got those shows got progressively worse. It's
Speaker 5: not necessarily that like Jessica Jones is terrible or that
Speaker 5: Lucage is terrible, but like it was clearly like that
Speaker 5: this is good ship. But Jessica Jones was like okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: and then luck was like.
Speaker 1: Musically Cage was really good and then they took a
Speaker 1: turn for for no reasons.
Speaker 5: Like they got rid of Coma and they're like that
Speaker 5: was the only reason I was watching. Really like Lucage
Speaker 5: himself kind of so like Michael Love that music.
Speaker 3: Is not a good actor. Really, that guy.
Speaker 5: I love the music actually really he's kind of not
Speaker 5: like he's got the same thing.
Speaker 1: He doesn't no emotions at all.
Speaker 4: He was the same in a Guardians bro He's the
Speaker 4: same and everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he played h what is it the Hail of
Speaker 1: five Black Guardians?
Speaker 3: Right yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Saying Guardians is crazy to me because I forgot that
Speaker 1: that was the title's So that's completely fair and I
Speaker 1: should have said that because I was just thinking. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was thinking, Like, if you guys
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, I know what you were
Speaker 1: talking about. But I've never called it Guardians ever.
Speaker 4: I guess no, Yeah, that is weird. I don't know
Speaker 4: why I did that. That is, I mean, call it
Speaker 4: handlo infinite Halo six like it is.
Speaker 3: Whatever, not really not not at all actually.
Speaker 1: But like, yes it's not six. How was it not?
Speaker 5: I don't care.
Speaker 1: How was it not? I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Alone needs better uh antagonists away, he's
Speaker 1: a better antagonists in my opinion. I just think it
Speaker 1: has it has one really bad antagonist, and that's it.
Speaker 1: I just need, like it just need. I need. I
Speaker 1: need something evil needs something that actually feels like I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, this is really like it has the
Speaker 1: same problem to me that Batman had were even like
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how fantastical the villains are. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know Chief's gonna rise above this ship. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna rip above us. This ship. It kind
Speaker 1: of has a thing of.
Speaker 4: Because like I don't know, like it was kind of
Speaker 4: like the Reaper threat felt so I'm like, how the
Speaker 4: fuck how are you gonna how are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna deal with this?
Speaker 4: And then it felt it felt kind of nice in
Speaker 4: a way that it was. The scale was so large.
Speaker 4: I guess that's how hal felt and back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well but now you're kind of like, well, you know,
Speaker 4: they dealt with probably like.
Speaker 1: The you've you've you've done everything that you could possibly thought,
Speaker 1: god and beat them. What It's kind of like getting
Speaker 1: stuck on like a small planet and being like you
Speaker 1: gotta worry about this, but you don't mean what do
Speaker 1: you mean? You know?
Speaker 5: I have let it go?
Speaker 1: What is the what are the same thing with the massffact?
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do? Now? Fact that what are
Speaker 1: they gonna do?
Speaker 3: God, I don't know what the fuck they're going to do.
Speaker 3: But byware is in the.
Speaker 1: Dirt, right dude, fucking h Veiltguard's already on a PlayStation plunge,
Speaker 1: and you know what's crazy?
Speaker 5: Pretty like four months plus, I have not even I
Speaker 5: haven't even redeemed it. It's just sitting there. I'm like
Speaker 5: I could, but like, I'm not gonna play this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't even get I'm getting there's a download.
Speaker 1: The games the games hogship to the I haven't completely
Speaker 1: accepted it because there's there's still like a five percent
Speaker 1: of me that wants stuff.
Speaker 5: If you're gonna make DLC that like makes it better.
Speaker 5: You're gonna have like a citadel DLC for like.
Speaker 1: Cyberpunk, where it's gonna be am. It can't be saved
Speaker 1: in that way at all. The only way it can
Speaker 1: be saved to me is.
Speaker 4: Brooks dialogue would have to change completely and then give
Speaker 4: me the option of kicking people out of my party.
Speaker 4: That would largely improve the game a lot, because it
Speaker 4: would cut a lot of it out that I don't
Speaker 4: want to deal with.
Speaker 1: And that's the one thing, man, Why the fuck can
Speaker 1: I kick people out of my party? That's the one
Speaker 1: thing in like that able to do.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean to stop playing it.
Speaker 5: That actually, oh really, although well outside of being deathly ill,
Speaker 5: but you know, like yeah, I found out that you
Speaker 5: just couldn't You could go out with only two members
Speaker 5: or whatever, so you don't need your whole party with you, huh.
Speaker 5: But like there are two characters in that, in that
Speaker 5: in your party that like I really can't stand and
Speaker 5: they're always there at the camp and you're just like
Speaker 5: you have to hear them, and I'm just like I
Speaker 5: don't want to hear you if I get out of
Speaker 5: here and you're gross looking. I don't like.
Speaker 1: There's a black girl that I like, and I was
Speaker 1: gonna go with the other direction.
Speaker 5: It's a black girl that I like and the Garris
Speaker 5: guy that I like. But then there's like some dwarf
Speaker 5: who sucks of course, and then there's uh, is it
Speaker 5: some furry lady?
Speaker 1: Why? Yeah, look dude, why I don't want I just
Speaker 1: I just there's a blue dude that's really cool, and
Speaker 1: that's Garis. You're cool, You're Garris.
Speaker 4: I'll play it when it when it, when it goes down.
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna play Kingdom come first.
Speaker 1: It's already on what it's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but that's very specific.
Speaker 1: It's not game pans.
Speaker 5: Well, well, all their first party stuff is.
Speaker 1: Gonna be Oh that's right, and everything Gears did you see?
Speaker 1: What have you heard?
Speaker 5: So there's rumors Gears Gears one through three August and
Speaker 5: they're pretty, they're pretty, they're pretty iron Trust. I trust
Speaker 5: that guy, Jess Cordon. He leaks like all sorts of things.
Speaker 5: He was the one who leaked, like he's leaked a
Speaker 5: million things that turned out to be on everything.
Speaker 1: Huh, that's fucking like.
Speaker 5: There's rumors about it not having PvP or whatever, which like, oh,
Speaker 5: I mean that's I don't.
Speaker 1: Know if I care really that makes sense.
Speaker 5: It's I just Hord Mode is there, Like if Hordmone
Speaker 5: is there, Oh, it's gonna be good ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I don't know if I care about the multiplayer necessarily,
Speaker 5: although that would be nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't if is so, I'm so I if
Speaker 1: there if there's no PvP, what the the PvP aspect
Speaker 1: that's multiplayer?
Speaker 4: You think that would still be in the game? Like, so,
Speaker 4: like Horde Mode so you can play with your homies.
Speaker 1: Well specifically I know it's TV.
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, but like, were you not? Am I am? I?
Speaker 4: Am I wrong that you were? You were able to,
Speaker 4: like in the latter games invite people, Well you're able
Speaker 4: to invite people, say online, to play Hord Mode or.
Speaker 1: Is it was it just like local? Well no, it
Speaker 1: was it was you could Yes. So what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is if if they wouldn't, if they wouldn't do a PvP,
Speaker 1: would that not be the same logistical issue of inviting
Speaker 1: people to do the Hord Mode or No? I think
Speaker 1: there's a different.
Speaker 5: Well, so here's I have a different point of confusion,
Speaker 5: which is, so they say, Okay, so the rumors are
Speaker 5: and I tend to believe them, is that it's like
Speaker 5: it's it's all three campaigns and co op for all
Speaker 5: of them obviously, but it doesn't say that specifically says
Speaker 5: campaigns and co op, which is like, okay, a Horde
Speaker 5: is co op, yes, right, But then the question goes,
Speaker 5: Horde takes place on all the multiplayer maps, So if
Speaker 5: you're already going to have the multiplayer maps in there,
Speaker 5: how much extra work is it really to just like
Speaker 5: why be lazy about like why.
Speaker 3: Not the PvP?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's my that's how it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So like I don't know exactly what the story
Speaker 5: is gonna be, but if Hord is not in there,
Speaker 5: that's a matti.
Speaker 1: L it's gonna be There's no way, there's there's no way.
Speaker 5: Well, don't say there's no way, because the Massive Collection
Speaker 5: came out twenty fourteen, fucked for six years, so like
Speaker 5: I wouldn't put anything past them necessarily.
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 5: But they've got a chance here to like, because that's
Speaker 5: gonna go to plazers for the first time. That's gonna
Speaker 5: be weird, that crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the thing. That's weird. It's gonna be a PlayStation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was the idea.
Speaker 3: That was the idea.
Speaker 5: I mean they're going multiplatform clearly, like they're clearly going
Speaker 5: to Saga out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because.
Speaker 1: There's no way way they really, bro.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they they announced Indiana Jones for PS five. Is
Speaker 5: already kind of like there's forts are Horizon's coming and
Speaker 5: that's already confirmed, so it's like there's no real reason, Well,
Speaker 5: like why not? I think I think the Mastioning Collection
Speaker 5: is gonna be on the Switch. I mean that's my
Speaker 5: Pie in the sky prediction.
Speaker 1: I think. Good.
Speaker 3: Look, you gotta be fucking amazing.
Speaker 1: Playing a Pokemon game, the most recent one on the
Speaker 1: Switch right now, me and Lily are playing it together. Bro.
Speaker 1: Looking at that game blows my mind. How that game
Speaker 1: was made. It's disgusting. It's like, holy, like it's so
Speaker 1: much better, Like, don't play it on docked you have to?
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because you play it, doc, you're like, oh, this game
Speaker 1: looks horrendous. Oh I got a big DV. It's really
Speaker 1: fun though, It's actually like I'm impressed to how fun
Speaker 1: much fun I'm having a Pokemon game In a long
Speaker 1: while enjoym enjoying my time playing, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is actually pretty cool because if like I see
Speaker 1: it as if I was playing that game when I
Speaker 1: was twelve, the way to experience that game as a
Speaker 1: Pokemon game is better than all the other ones with
Speaker 1: the world. Is it worth the money? I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't have to pay. I bought it for Lily two
Speaker 1: years ago, and I'm playing it now, you know, So
Speaker 1: that's the way I don't. Is this an old game? No,
Speaker 1: it's it's the latest one. But it came out like
Speaker 1: a year or two ago. They didn't never made another
Speaker 1: one a while. They've actually taken a little bit of
Speaker 1: time to make a game again. They're like, let's just
Speaker 1: I thought I I uh, I thought something dropped recently. No,
Speaker 1: the trailer for the new one that's coming revealed. So
Speaker 1: they just started playing the old one to like get
Speaker 1: ready for it because IM gonna play next because that's
Speaker 1: my favorite Pokemon and it's I'm like, all I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this, okay, but this new one is
Speaker 1: this a whole new batch of Pokemon?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: So what happened is that? And so remember how they
Speaker 1: did Red red and blue diamond or green ruby sapphire,
Speaker 1: diamond and pearl, and then eventually they did not Dying
Speaker 1: for Ruby sapphire. Then they did fire Red Leaf Green
Speaker 1: a remake. This is like there these are like period
Speaker 1: pieces within the regions they have already where they go
Speaker 1: back in time and there's different variations of Pokemon at
Speaker 1: the time because it's technically as because animals, you know,
Speaker 1: animals exist or change throughout time, so it's pretty much
Speaker 1: they go back to one of dogs region from JEN
Speaker 1: four or Jen six I think, and then you'll just
Speaker 1: be there at a different period piece, so there's like
Speaker 1: older establishments you're like maybe like a few thousand years
Speaker 1: at back with like people in dragging with Pokemon, it
Speaker 1: it is what it is. You like it, If you
Speaker 1: like it, you don't. If you don't, if you're over
Speaker 1: Pokemon as a whole, I understand not caring. Damn wow,
Speaker 1: damn dude. That's an old cut man.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good, right. The medallion, that's a jd Vance.
Speaker 1: That's good. I love I will say the jd.
Speaker 5: Vance like photoshops that I've seen going around of him
Speaker 5: just being all fat, disgusting like a big baby.
Speaker 3: Good stuff.
Speaker 1: You're getting the rotating one. No, no, I've not seen
Speaker 1: any fucking look up three d vans. That's great.
Speaker 5: That's a good it's really good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, good stuff. But yeah, so oh.
Speaker 3: Wait, we we got off track, didn't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was saying I played Pokemon with my girlfriend.
Speaker 1: We were talking about Daredevil somehow. Oh yeah, so uh Daredevil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so again Wonnigan's out.
Speaker 5: It's okay, but like the fights are so much worse
Speaker 5: so and there's so much CG in him, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what's going on?
Speaker 1: So there was CG. There was a lot of c
Speaker 1: G in a first fight. With the first fight, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna spoil it yet.
Speaker 5: We were not gonna spoil anything, but like it's like
Speaker 5: I think, like, I don't know, man, the fight scenes
Speaker 5: are like really like way choppier than I so so
Speaker 5: it reminded me of fucking Catwoman, like when they're doing
Speaker 5: the fucking basketball thing.
Speaker 1: No, like not, it's not.
Speaker 5: That it reminded me of it.
Speaker 1: So very fair. The first fight scene is one shot
Speaker 1: and it's actually it's cool Other than the CG. For me,
Speaker 1: there's c G moments that I really don't fucking like
Speaker 1: that I'm like, this looks weird. The lighting of the
Speaker 1: series is different, and I don't like it. The lighting
Speaker 1: of the original series was more of a wet, wettest
Speaker 1: brown colors like health kitchen. That's true, that's weird. Then
Speaker 1: it's different directors. It's different directors in their director just
Speaker 1: fucking I think. I don't I don't agree with you.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I.
Speaker 5: Know what their excuse was. Excuse what what their explanation
Speaker 5: was was that it's like, Okay, the original film, the
Speaker 5: original series is more like film noir or whatever. We're
Speaker 5: more like we're doing a I think, like I think
Speaker 5: they said something like a Gangs in New York, more
Speaker 5: like like a modern crime thriller.
Speaker 1: I can see that something like that.
Speaker 5: Where they're shifting tones a little bits like fine, but like,
Speaker 5: I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: I think it's still shot well and the shots still well.
Speaker 1: I think the first fight was really well shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a little lethargic at moments for me personally
Speaker 1: compared to what it was before. But granted the old
Speaker 1: fights were still pretty laboring. Fights are the especially in
Speaker 1: the beginning of the season the series as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 5: That last fight in episode two I thought was of
Speaker 5: the worst. You didn't like it, No, that's the choppiest
Speaker 5: one of the of the bunch.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, it's like cuts to like five and the wow,
Speaker 1: what you are? You are you looking at three d Van?
Speaker 1: Look at him? That's amazing. Look at him. It's like
Speaker 1: he's like a contestant. Character gave him a bald spotts. Dude.
Speaker 5: I've seen comments where it's just like I've genuinely forgot
Speaker 5: what the real Jdvans look like. Yeah, and when I
Speaker 5: would read those, I'd be like, that's the silly thing
Speaker 5: to say.
Speaker 3: That's fine, it's a good little joke.
Speaker 5: But like I've seen so many of these now that
Speaker 5: I'm actually started like I genuinely kind of don't really remember,
Speaker 5: Like I actually kind of don't know what he looks like.
Speaker 1: I think the like, I don't know what's the real JD.
Speaker 3: Vans.
Speaker 1: That's actually a.
Speaker 4: Good point as far as I don't know if he's
Speaker 4: on the fatter side or the skinnier side and stuff
Speaker 4: like real life JD Vans. That's a real thing to me.
Speaker 4: As far as all the other crazy stuff, I'm still
Speaker 4: pretty like, Okay, he has a normal haircut. I'm sure
Speaker 4: he has a beard and fucking uh mascara said eyeliner. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think that's or he's got crones or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what makes it look like you have Yeah, eyeliner.
Speaker 1: Eyeliner and mascara is the one you put on that
Speaker 1: lashes that your Yeah, I always get that wrong.
Speaker 4: Anyway you should it makes sense, Yeah, it just for
Speaker 4: I don't know, for some reason, I hear the word
Speaker 4: mascara doesn't make me think of putting something on your
Speaker 4: fucking eyelashes.
Speaker 5: I know what you mean. So yeah, I don't know's
Speaker 5: I liked.
Speaker 1: I like the fight episode. It's fine.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think maybe it's just because it's been so many
Speaker 5: years and then you're coming back to this and it's
Speaker 5: like it's very clearly not exactly what it was. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so it just kind of feels a little jarring. But
Speaker 5: I don't I don't know if I really I'll wait
Speaker 5: for it to be over and then maybe I'll.
Speaker 1: They make some decisions in the series that I I
Speaker 1: don't really care too much about, but I understand people
Speaker 1: are gonna be mad about. I just don't care about
Speaker 1: them because I understand you have to make things different
Speaker 1: but the same in the same twist. I think the
Speaker 1: story that's being pushed forward is one of the best
Speaker 1: comic book stories ever. I think that comic story it's
Speaker 1: based off of It's Crazy is.
Speaker 3: Actually following along with the.
Speaker 1: Yes to a degree. But the thing is that for
Speaker 1: for it to be as good as the comic book
Speaker 1: stuff is, they would have to introduce other characters, and
Speaker 1: I know they're not going to do that the right
Speaker 1: way with the MCU, So it's probably better that they
Speaker 1: don't do that right because because you've you've seen the
Speaker 1: trailers or of bit right, you know what's happening R Yeah,
Speaker 1: So let me what do you what is the premise
Speaker 1: of what you know? What's happening? I don't want to
Speaker 1: spoil anything for you.
Speaker 4: I actually don't remember like I saw I don't remember
Speaker 4: there being like when I saw it. I don't it
Speaker 4: was I saw it too long ago, so I can't
Speaker 4: even tell you.
Speaker 5: Actually, you're probably like, oh more dared devil cool.
Speaker 1: I'll that okay, because I don't want to start for
Speaker 1: you because I didn't even know that. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can it's fine, It's it's sort of important. But what
Speaker 1: happens to the idea is that Wilson Fists becomes mayor
Speaker 1: of New York. Okay, and during that period of time
Speaker 1: in the comics, he does also become mayor of New York,
Speaker 1: which is crazy, but like, look at the where we
Speaker 1: live in. Of course he is literally what he's the
Speaker 1: same guy as the president right now, is actually cooler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Don't give her Yeah no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Like he's also really smart, yes, yeah, really smart.
Speaker 5: He's really smart.
Speaker 8: Really like, he's that sorry, he's that archetype of a
Speaker 8: book that got let into the hen house.
Speaker 1: That is what he is. Sure, he's stand where you're
Speaker 1: going with, I'm not gonna get you. Accidentally, he's somebody
Speaker 1: photoshop a bag of had on him. Stop already have one?
Speaker 1: Have one? I mean guy too, and he gave me one.
Speaker 1: I never put it on. I don't want to. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that's the symbio. But you can't
Speaker 1: take it off. Yeah, it's like the coin.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I hate that movie.
Speaker 1: But so in Devil's Ruined and Devil's Devil's Rain, he
Speaker 1: becomes mayor and he outlaws meta humans period, like sort
Speaker 1: of the Civil War Act where he's like, they can't act.
Speaker 1: So what happens is he gets his own team of
Speaker 1: fucking fuck up super villains and they're out here attacking
Speaker 1: and with law impunity, terrorizing meta humans. And that story
Speaker 1: is so fun cool. It's like Daredevil being like, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna kill this nigga now, like I don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, Like I'm done mincing words and trying to
Speaker 1: be a nice Diagon. That's mat matter. That's his character
Speaker 1: old time. He's like, I'm a good dude, but I
Speaker 1: am absolutely wrathful and some niggas gotta go. And I
Speaker 1: love that about Daredevil because's Wisconsin, like dancing with that
Speaker 1: line of like, yeah, I should just probably fucking do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think? Frank? Uh? Frank is my nigga
Speaker 1: in the show? In the show, that's it. And look,
Speaker 1: I don't like if he shouts up, if he shows up,
Speaker 1: I'll be excited. I don't he's definitely showing up. It's
Speaker 1: not even shown a long time.
Speaker 5: Right, cool, cool, cool, Look, I don't like the part
Speaker 5: I'm excited for that moment where it's like, hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, I was right, where's Rick? I love the I
Speaker 1: love the fucking he said, A good actor, but I
Speaker 1: hate how much people do. He doesn't do that. Everything
Speaker 1: he does, he's only done it in the mc U stuff.
Speaker 1: He didn't even walking Dennis Well and Walking Dead. He's
Speaker 1: just sol in his head and he's walking back, he's tweaking,
Speaker 1: he's he's at maximum tweak walkings like what, I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is? He's talking about, where's Carl, where's Carl?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 1: He's my son, Now what are you doing? And then
Speaker 1: and then fucking Yeah shows up Andrew Lincoln shows up
Speaker 1: and he has to fight. They have to fight him,
Speaker 1: but he's the strongest he is in the game. And
Speaker 1: Matt is like, what the fuck is happening? I forgot
Speaker 1: about yo?
Speaker 5: Someone, Oh my god, throw that. Throw that into the
Speaker 5: reference playlist.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that entire entirely.
Speaker 2: Dave.
Speaker 5: The Walking Dead. There's so it's not the old one.
Speaker 5: It's not a Telltale game. It's not like The Saints Sinners.
Speaker 5: There's a Walking Dead game that came out one the
Speaker 5: last like two years. Yeah, it's I swear no, absolutely
Speaker 5: not a year.
Speaker 3: This is like a year two ago. And there's a
Speaker 3: boss fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called oh my god, what the fuck divisions
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 5: There's you play it's like either Shade or Rick, I think,
Speaker 5: and you get to divert the timeline of the show.
Speaker 1: It was a boss fight with Rick Grimes that is ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Because he takes like four gun shots to the like
Speaker 5: not even four, that's hilariously low. Wait, five thousand gunshots
Speaker 5: to the face before he dies. And it is a
Speaker 5: that they thought that that was like reasonable fable where
Speaker 5: there's like magic and shipped like the final bosses, like
Speaker 5: one gun shot and you have like Rick Grives tanking
Speaker 5: shotgunshelves of the face multiple times.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, he's getting shot hip so much. It's
Speaker 1: like he's it's like Gears.
Speaker 3: Which it already makes no sense of Gears, right, So.
Speaker 1: This is uh I think this is Destinies.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, walking down, Walking down Destiny.
Speaker 1: Is walking Destinies, Walking Destinies by game Mill, brilliant. I
Speaker 1: think they did. Uh the what the hell is his name? Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, not smile. The Lord of Ring Gollumn Gollum,
Speaker 1: thank you, is Lord of Ring, Lord of Lord of Ring, Gollum,
Speaker 1: Lord of Ring. It's called Lord of Ring no, so
Speaker 1: I was like, what it's called Lord of the Rings Gollumn.
Speaker 1: I was like, lord of they have like the game.
Speaker 5: They had like an apology post where they like, hey, sorry,
Speaker 5: the game sucks, and the beginning of it they're like,
Speaker 5: we'd like to apologize for you know.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: Some of the reception to Lord of Ring Gong it's
Speaker 5: very classic. I love it, one of my favorite things ever.
Speaker 1: I was hoping that I could find it, but oh.
Speaker 5: The walking dewn destinies, it's it's yeah, it's an amazing.
Speaker 4: Damn and she's sucking eating that ship. And then for
Speaker 4: some reason, the crowbar does more damage than a shotgun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, show up. Like I don't like Punisher very much
Speaker 1: in a comment to think he just kind of like
Speaker 1: this nigga is crazy. But I think we need that,
Speaker 1: you know, I think you need that. That's true, But
Speaker 1: also like him like get get Wolverine, Like, yo, Wolverine,
Speaker 1: go in there and make a difference. I'm like, all right, Bob,
Speaker 1: walk out and a difference will be made. Punisher will
Speaker 1: get shot, someone will get some of them. Great.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well anyway.
Speaker 1: But he's I can't wait.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna check it out tonight Yeah, what's it on
Speaker 4: Disney Plus it's right, I'm gonna try check it out tonight.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed. I enjoyed the narrative choices they're making, but
Speaker 1: I do not like. The first fight was well shot,
Speaker 1: but the CG that preceded it really annoyed me. I
Speaker 1: just like, I don't like the CG. L doesn't look
Speaker 1: I don't like the CG because it just makes me
Speaker 1: feel it feels strange seeing a character that I've seen
Speaker 1: be so grounded. It's like any of these weird like
Speaker 1: all his body's lingering too much on this jump or
Speaker 1: he lands straight and you know what that bothers me.
Speaker 5: You know, It's like it's like in the Spider Man
Speaker 5: movie no Way, the one with all three of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah where Yeah, where Andrew Garfield saves MJ and then
Speaker 5: he like and.
Speaker 3: He like springs up like a like a noodle man.
Speaker 5: It just like that looks weird, and it looks weird
Speaker 5: for Matt Murdoch to be doing that.
Speaker 1: Did you see a CG? I mister Miyagi and oh.
Speaker 3: My god, what are you saying?
Speaker 1: Cobra Kai in the flashback? Dude? Where is this new dude?
Speaker 1: I saw yeah. I saw. I saw pictures and the
Speaker 1: clip and I was like, what, don't show his fucking face.
Speaker 3: I have to see did you finish?
Speaker 1: Did you finish the season? No, I'm I'm working my
Speaker 1: way up. I have not seen any I'm working my
Speaker 1: way up.
Speaker 4: But I kind of it's been spoiled for me quite
Speaker 4: a bit. So I'm kind of like whatever, I know
Speaker 4: it's up, annoyed.
Speaker 1: I'm so done with Robbie. I don't like him. I've
Speaker 1: never liked him. I've never liked him. I've never liked him.
Speaker 1: I like him Miguel.
Speaker 4: I just know that, like well, I because I I
Speaker 4: just it's been it's been like majorly spoiled for me.
Speaker 4: So I just know that it it ends in the
Speaker 4: way that like every hopeful fan would want it to end.
Speaker 4: Everybody got like theirs. It wasn't like realistic in any way,
Speaker 4: shape or form. It was just like, oh, everybody.
Speaker 1: Wins it for that, we don't walk for like Miguel's
Speaker 1: mom getting deported for being a legal Mexican or something
Speaker 1: like that. We don't get. We don't well, she's he's
Speaker 1: going to swell and I think, but she gets deported. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking what's his name? Uh? They find out that.
Speaker 3: Uh, Venezuela's are just v Mexicans.
Speaker 1: The Mexican. The Mexicans is crazy. You find out that
Speaker 1: Johnny Lawnce has a paid taxes for twenty five years.
Speaker 1: He goes to jail. Same thing with freaking Ralph Machio's
Speaker 1: watch been cheating on him with a black dude. He's
Speaker 1: about like, shit happens. You're like, oh, man, I didn't
Speaker 1: want anyone to sew aw man karate. Karate can't come on,
Speaker 1: you can't do karate.
Speaker 3: You can't do karate around these kids.
Speaker 1: What do you do? It'd be moments of those kids
Speaker 1: would be for real in jail. How fucking violent that
Speaker 1: show gets.
Speaker 5: I'm not like, I think I saw the Karate Kid
Speaker 5: along time ago, but half a sleep. I don't know
Speaker 5: what the fuck it's about. It's about a kid that
Speaker 5: learns karate.
Speaker 3: Amazing, that's it.
Speaker 5: This is a franchise. It shouldn't have been, but yeah,
Speaker 5: child learns a franchise as bad ideas. Man, you have
Speaker 5: an idea, go do it right. What if a kid
Speaker 5: learns to swip?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll swip. Make it up.
Speaker 3: Figure it out, figure out what swipping is everything you
Speaker 3: wanted to be? Did you find it? I guess you
Speaker 3: found it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, look at his mouth? What do they do?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Why are they like? So watch this is his mouth?
Speaker 1: He's a it's about to show up right now.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna be able to see it on the Uh,
Speaker 4: it's not it's gonna be too hard, but like maybe and.
Speaker 1: They're they're showing only a few seconds at a time.
Speaker 1: But go back, wait they just wait, they see gi
Speaker 1: him back alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's dead as ship. So this is just
Speaker 4: a complete fucking CGI. And then like they'll make him
Speaker 4: talk and that's the worst thing, the fact that they
Speaker 4: even made him talk at all, and you can see
Speaker 4: you can see it, you can see it like not
Speaker 4: knowing what human mouth supposed to do, and you're like, bro,
Speaker 4: why don't do that?
Speaker 5: What are you showing me pictures of young the old
Speaker 5: Sheldon Sheldon Old Sheldon with Alien Sheldon parties bid. Yeah,
Speaker 5: all right, let's move on a question. They made a
Speaker 5: fucking sequel show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh to young Sheldon? Yeah, I got the
Speaker 1: brother brought it up? Was like the marriage or something, Yeah,
Speaker 1: my second my best second marriage or having some bullshit.
Speaker 1: Young Sheldon is a fucking psychopath. Plus I'm getting married again.
Speaker 1: All right, there's moving on.
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Speaker 1: You're good, you want to write them? Woman, I can
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: I can do it.
Speaker 5: It's not this is the best I've been due. There
Speaker 5: were some days where I was like, I sounded like
Speaker 5: RFK like a couple of days ago. It was nuts
Speaker 5: and it hurts so bad. I still don't care about him. Uh,
Speaker 5: Nurse Bob, like you deserve this, actually, Uh, Nurse Bob
Speaker 5: Roden High Chris, Uh, why do you love hurting my
Speaker 5: ears and burping directly in the microphone. I deal with
Speaker 5: almost every bodily fluid as a nurse, and your burps
Speaker 5: in my ears grosses me out so much more. Honestly,
Speaker 5: my opinion, you should be pretty acclimated to this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in.
Speaker 5: I feel like it's weird. I feel like it would
Speaker 5: be the opposite, Like if you weren't a nurse, you'd
Speaker 5: be like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably homeless people shitting on her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't you have like don't you have to deal
Speaker 5: with like fucking dogs urinating all over like homeless people
Speaker 5: and like.
Speaker 1: If someone nurses one busting you? Can you hear the
Speaker 1: worm used to swim me squirm in a year now,
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 3: It's a good question.
Speaker 5: Actually want he no, Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. I want to someone else to tell me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to. It seems
Speaker 1: like you really want to know. So that's not on
Speaker 1: both sides. On the kind of three, on the count
Speaker 1: of three, all.
Speaker 3: Right, that's insane. He's like like two logs, like a trap.
Speaker 1: I want to see someone trying to hold them back.
Speaker 3: Anyway. You please consider to stop doing that. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Also also out of elon pressure.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5: I kind of came out of nowhere. I didn't really
Speaker 5: realize I can't do it right now.
Speaker 1: That's fucked Steve stem Musk.
Speaker 4: You've seen his botch fucking Nazi haircut. Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 4: the barber fucked him up royally. He looks like the
Speaker 4: main villain in a uh fifth element Like it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did I know? So you saw that. I
Speaker 1: thought that was I thought that wasn't real. Apparently people,
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of pictures out there. Oh dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know different angles.
Speaker 3: I don't trust anything I see anymore.
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't seen that it's fake, but you
Speaker 1: never know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I haven't seen that it's fake. To be fair,
Speaker 5: I've just I just saw it. I was like, there's
Speaker 5: no way this moron got that kind of a fucking
Speaker 5: shitty haircut.
Speaker 1: What else people, sony? People are trying to make him
Speaker 1: buy twitch?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is going on?
Speaker 1: Like what? Why why does his hairld? What?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's not like, why is why is this fucking
Speaker 1: head off fucked up? And then uh so you can
Speaker 1: see it from the front where it has that fucking
Speaker 1: fifth element vibe?
Speaker 3: My god, he looks so stupid.
Speaker 1: Where's that guy?
Speaker 5: What I hate him right, never see a person that
Speaker 5: I have, Like, have there seen someone so lacking naturally in.
Speaker 1: Like it's just like like it's it's almost there, It's
Speaker 1: almost there.
Speaker 3: It is like a defilament air cut, Like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: Is wrong with this guy?
Speaker 4: Like as if he was like I want to look
Speaker 4: like I want to look like this guy, like he tried,
Speaker 4: and then he's gonna fucking.
Speaker 1: Genie.
Speaker 3: I would wish for there to be a HELI so
Speaker 3: I could send him to it.
Speaker 1: That'd be great, I do.
Speaker 4: That would be awesome because then a lot of people
Speaker 4: would finally like maybe kind of fly straight if they I.
Speaker 1: Would wish for absolute power, and then I'd be like, Genie,
Speaker 1: you can leave now. I don't need you anymore. And
Speaker 1: he'd be like, what do you mean. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wish you were gay, and I wish you'd died. I
Speaker 1: wish you were gay.
Speaker 4: See, Jaffar fucked up because Jafar was like, I want
Speaker 4: the powers of a genie. But he should have been like,
Speaker 4: I want the powers of a free genie, and then
Speaker 4: it literally would have been fine.
Speaker 1: I want god like power that surpasses yours.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because like that's what would have happened if he
Speaker 4: would have because somebody, right, Aladdin wish Genie to be free. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then he was unshackled and deadly and killed everybody
Speaker 4: the time traveled, murdered a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: And he's weaker. Actually, I think got shackling when he
Speaker 1: lost the shackling being weaker. He's not weaker when you
Speaker 1: mean he becomes weaker. Does there's a second and third movie,
Speaker 1: so they just said, but he's weaker for no reason. Well,
Speaker 1: he I think the being bounce to the contract of
Speaker 1: being a genie made him more powerful. Because he has
Speaker 1: to fulfill the contract of stuff, he becomes weaker. I
Speaker 1: know that for sure.
Speaker 4: I mean, that makes absolutely no sah if that is
Speaker 4: actual lore, because I haven't seen the second and third
Speaker 4: I've I know, I've seen the Return of You far
Speaker 4: a few times. That's second one, Yeah, the The Thieves
Speaker 4: one or whatever. I think I've seen that one once,
Speaker 4: So I don't know. All I know is that if
Speaker 4: that is true, why would being unshackled make you weaker?
Speaker 4: It would it makes zero sense if they if that's
Speaker 4: actually what they it's it's magic. It actually would make
Speaker 4: you much more powerful. Because you're not bound to anyone anymore.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean, you still probably do a metric,
Speaker 1: but it's like, he's not that kind of like, why
Speaker 1: would being bound to somebody limit make you more powerful?
Speaker 1: It would kind of limit you because it's like you
Speaker 1: get you get this boosting power, but the trade off
Speaker 1: is that you're bound to this person right about But
Speaker 1: they didn't ask for that ship, I mean, unfair. Actually,
Speaker 1: this is a good question. What if genie I wish
Speaker 1: to be a genie before to how the fuck do
Speaker 1: who's the first genie? How did that even happen? That's great.
Speaker 3: I actually don't think I've ever thought about like where
Speaker 3: a genie.
Speaker 1: Comes, never until right now is born as genies? Like
Speaker 1: because you can anyone could become a genie. Because Jafar
Speaker 1: became a genie, right did he? Yeah? Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: was he was pissed off that he was a pussy
Speaker 1: ass source. I thought, what became a g This is
Speaker 1: how they this is literally how Yeah. I genuinely, to
Speaker 1: be fair, I've seen a Laddin, maybe the least one
Speaker 1: one of the Jaffar by convincing him to be like,
Speaker 1: will never be as powerful as a genie and He's like,
Speaker 1: oh you right, bitch ass nigga and then he.
Speaker 5: Which is because Jafar in his own right, it's insanely
Speaker 5: power a powerful.
Speaker 4: He was literally the most powerful person in the world.
Speaker 4: He was an amazing sorcer already. And then he was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm jealous of the genie's powers.
Speaker 3: Most powerful person like India.
Speaker 1: In the India, it's yeah, you know, you know, they
Speaker 1: don't know they watched the UK is albion, you know
Speaker 1: is not real. Yeah, it's but it's a representation of
Speaker 1: not India and whatever. Maybe it is. Actually you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. So it's it's quite literally, is it. Are
Speaker 1: you sure, Prince Gone? Is there a desert in India?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Probably, No, that's not. I mean there's probably like a Jones, yeah,
Speaker 1: Jon good. Desert are very different, Derek. You've never seen
Speaker 1: you a sand line a line because out of sand.
Speaker 1: You're like, is this just in the dunes? The Cave
Speaker 1: of Wonders is a sand tiger? That's true, that's so,
Speaker 1: and so is what her name is a tiger too?
Speaker 1: She has a tiger raa No, I'm you'll get there here.
Speaker 1: What if a poo is a black person in the movie,
Speaker 1: like the Live actions is a black dude, Like I
Speaker 1: don't really want to be here. He's like a black dude.
Speaker 3: Any I mean to say that. It's like I remember
Speaker 3: I remember ja'far getting shot at the toll Booth.
Speaker 1: It's like Sonny who.
Speaker 4: In that and he was you're talking about that movie
Speaker 4: Fione Booth right where is like played by Colin Farrell?
Speaker 1: You remember that movie?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I know, I think you're thinking of doctor Who.
Speaker 1: No, no, your thing, you're thinking of one for the
Speaker 1: what's that idiot's name, Matt Smith? What a generic guy's
Speaker 1: name is?
Speaker 3: Matt Smith?
Speaker 5: Isn't really I feel I feel bad for people with
Speaker 5: generic names like that on some level. Yeah, espa time,
Speaker 5: it's like it's probably a good thing. Yeah right, so
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, you can do kind of whatever.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bad thing over a lot of people,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, you're blending with a lot of
Speaker 1: Matt Smith. You know.
Speaker 3: You see they found out who Jack the Ripper was
Speaker 3: after all the time.
Speaker 1: He was just some guy I heard. I heard like
Speaker 1: conflicting things about that. I did hear completing things about
Speaker 1: that too, But like whatever that he was just some
Speaker 1: guy Jacky. His name, his name was Jackary RIPPEROSU. In fact,
Speaker 1: that was Jackery RIPPEROSU. What Jacky Ripper? What ethnicity is RIPPEROSU?
Speaker 1: I don't know, fucking Cuban or stupid. It was Jackie.
Speaker 1: That was my own.
Speaker 5: That was always my like my wonder about that guy,
Speaker 5: which is like, imagine his name is jack right like
Speaker 5: actually he's like and they just happened to call him
Speaker 5: Jack the Ripper and he was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's that's always my thought, like that's why
Speaker 1: he stopped at least in somebody in someone.
Speaker 4: There's this there's this nigga in the police station right now,
Speaker 4: as they like, let's call him Jack the Ripper.
Speaker 1: This dude sweaty, he's sweating. He's like, oh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a good that's a good one. I thought it was
Speaker 1: a woman. Yeah, there's a thing that is a good one.
Speaker 1: Ain't Jack? Some people? I think it's you huh ha,
Speaker 1: just don't real quick. He's in the corner script.
Speaker 7: I thought, know that's a good name, man, Yeah yo
Speaker 7: said that. I thought, know if that ruled to be
Speaker 7: a good throw and huh take it easy. Jack ripperos
Speaker 7: who we know it's not you. We're just walking around
Speaker 7: Jacky Jackerie Rippers. We don't tell you Jackuery.
Speaker 1: I love Jackery. I need to go to my bongo club. Now,
Speaker 1: I see you later.
Speaker 5: I contribution Walt Disney breaking to Santus is decaps roaded.
Speaker 5: Oh we almost got him.
Speaker 1: We get close to.
Speaker 3: Getting take out of Derek.
Speaker 1: And have you not done one yet? No, it's only two.
Speaker 3: Only has to have done it on an extrama and
Speaker 3: I think you on an actual episode.
Speaker 1: Just the visual to see his face bust.
Speaker 5: He's like, why I always think of it.
Speaker 1: I always think of I like to break. I like
Speaker 1: him slamming it downward on his knees, so it just
Speaker 1: fucking opens like a banana.
Speaker 5: I always think of Walt Disney sounding like Andrew Ryan
Speaker 5: from BioShock or whatever, like the industrial guy at the
Speaker 5: beginning of m He's the guy who's telling you everything
Speaker 5: about It's like rapture.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm yeah.
Speaker 3: He puts a man nothing titled to the sweat of
Speaker 3: his brow. That's how I imagine him.
Speaker 1: So I know there's so many gay people located in Florida.
Speaker 3: I need to build a city underwater or get away
Speaker 3: from the gage and floor.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, them days and uh you know those
Speaker 1: bable nothing better than a racist game.
Speaker 5: He writes, and he says, aloha, my Skitzo voices in
Speaker 5: my head.
Speaker 3: My question this month comes with a bit of a backstory.
Speaker 5: Free recently.
Speaker 1: I recently switched departments while working for the Rat and
Speaker 1: got a pay raise. My trainer is almost straight out
Speaker 1: of the Boon Docks, a real life cartoon character.
Speaker 3: I keep thinking you a would get a kick out
Speaker 3: of him.
Speaker 5: Ultimately, a question is says, have you ever encountered someone
Speaker 5: who felt like an absolute cartoon character in real life?
Speaker 5: If so, what was the situation. I feel like I've
Speaker 5: met a lot of people like.
Speaker 1: This, well, a lot of our friends characters. I wish
Speaker 1: you would have differentiated which character did he?
Speaker 5: No, No, he just said a character from the Boon Docks,
Speaker 5: which is like a lot of there's a lot that's
Speaker 5: a ensemble, is like like there's so many Huey's like
Speaker 5: a hotel, such a there's such an.
Speaker 1: He is a black radical, Okay, he's he's he's a
Speaker 1: some people would classify him as that. That's all I say.
Speaker 1: Not that I necessarily like that. I believe is I'm
Speaker 1: just saying some people would call him that as a Pejordan.
Speaker 1: What's funny is that he's that, and he's very obviously
Speaker 1: gonna fall in love with jazz when it gets older
Speaker 1: and marry the widest version of a black person, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like you, it has to be that way.
Speaker 1: It has to be. That was me. He's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I hate yeah black queens. And then I'm with then
Speaker 1: my whole dating life is this one black girl. And
Speaker 1: I was like, this is terrible.
Speaker 4: I wish I knew what I wish I know what
Speaker 4: country my family is from, because I want to like
Speaker 4: just go balls deep in like hard African drip and like,
Speaker 4: but know which you do it?
Speaker 1: It's not hard. I don't want any know it's hard.
Speaker 1: What you're saying, go get one of those DNA tesn't
Speaker 1: give Chinese belief art tests went from your probably your
Speaker 1: family's probably so it's like West Africa, of course, but
Speaker 1: it's like you're.
Speaker 4: Probably, oh my god, the country just Nigeria, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: Nigeria now, but the one with the m that friends
Speaker 4: and ghanas from.
Speaker 1: Oh. It just completely fled my brain. What the hell?
Speaker 3: What happened I don't know.
Speaker 1: You should know, you should know the you know the
Speaker 1: countries in Africa. You know of countries in Africa? Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah with M. Not Morocco, Oh my god, Malaysia.
Speaker 4: Yes, where my my fuckingh my brother, my brother Ian
Speaker 4: Miles Chong is my descendant.
Speaker 1: Does Maltese? There's Mali? There is Oh my god there?
Speaker 1: Did I say the wrong letter? I swear it's with
Speaker 1: an m. Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: I'm Africa. No, it's not an M. I'm an I'm
Speaker 1: I completely misled us Cameroon in it. Yeah, I completely
Speaker 1: misled us a lot of wrong Cameroon. Those are Sprench,
Speaker 1: freaking French began niggas. Yes, well, there's a lot of
Speaker 1: you know, the the the Dominican no not, oh my god,
Speaker 1: the Congo scrambled man, the Democratic Republic of Congo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they speak there too. Yeah, there's a lot of fringe
Speaker 1: colonize a lot of that ship. They're nice people. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: So first it said it was it was Cameroonian, where
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, shoot on my Camroonian. And then
Speaker 1: now it's shifted uh to Nigeria, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what's the point you dive and then now it's gonna
Speaker 1: saying somewhere India, India, imagine, because then I'd be I'd
Speaker 1: rip off my dashiki and ship. Then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I have to put on fucking like, what do they
Speaker 1: wear over there? Indian cloths? Yeah, Indian clothes? What do
Speaker 1: they wear Indian street clothes? Do they wear feathers and.
Speaker 5: Feathers?
Speaker 1: Thunderbirds? Chicken on me? That is crazy. That's how the
Speaker 1: spice comes from. The put a non shirt on. Is
Speaker 1: so good, That's fantastic. It's delicious. Bro.
Speaker 4: I almost had any food last night, but like my
Speaker 4: ash was a little bad, and you know, like they're
Speaker 4: all about the.
Speaker 1: Curry and I was like, I don't want to eat
Speaker 1: that right now. Yeah, it's a very particular Oh my god,
Speaker 1: butter chicken delicious. It's close to as good as Jamaican
Speaker 1: food today, close to jerk chicken. I fuck with jerk
Speaker 1: chicken heavy. I feed feed, We feed Ben jerk chicken
Speaker 1: to watch him fucking die. And he loves he He's
Speaker 1: still eating it though, he's like crying, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: good jobsn He's not good with spices. He is not
Speaker 1: good with with uh, definitely Caribbean and he's just doing
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's all right, Like, no, man, I paid
Speaker 1: for this, it's delicious.
Speaker 4: That was when I had some really hot, like stupid
Speaker 4: Korean spice. They have these bowls and they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: your level ten and all. I was like, give me
Speaker 4: a give me seven. I was like, give me so
Speaker 4: I just want to see, like I don't want to
Speaker 4: go all the way hot, but I want to go
Speaker 4: on the latter side of hot and.
Speaker 1: Or you know what I mean. And it's.
Speaker 4: I don't understand why anybody would eat anywhere near that
Speaker 4: because it's not flavor anymore.
Speaker 1: There's like crazy spicy food, you know, like how they
Speaker 1: have like levels.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of spices, especially Asian places, where they'll
Speaker 4: be like, hey, w do you want a mile to ten?
Speaker 1: And then one actually has a teeny bit kick So
Speaker 1: ten's fucking insanity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's for I think that's for coal
Speaker 5: miners and people like in my position right now where
Speaker 5: I can't taste anything. Ah, because like I had hot wings,
Speaker 5: I hadn't really had like a couple of days into this,
Speaker 5: I realized that my taste was gone. I was like
Speaker 5: oh shit, do I have COVID? And so I did
Speaker 5: like two tests and it was like, oh no, And
Speaker 5: then I went and got tested again and they were
Speaker 5: like no.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 5: I've never been I've ever been so sick that I
Speaker 5: can't taste anything. Yeah, such a wild experience being honestly,
Speaker 5: have you experienced that before?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I haven't.
Speaker 5: When I out once COVID, No, I'm saying I think
Speaker 5: I had the flu on.
Speaker 4: No, I've absolutely been stuffed up enough multiple times having
Speaker 4: the flu, and that can taste.
Speaker 1: Also, you can't smell. You can't taste that. I have
Speaker 1: not been able to smell a period before.
Speaker 4: That's the principle, Like if you it was like back
Speaker 4: when I was a kid, you would plug your nose
Speaker 4: to take your medicine or whatever. If you had disgusting
Speaker 4: medicine and you just plug your nose, you not to
Speaker 4: taste it.
Speaker 1: I guess what I'm saying. Some of those of my
Speaker 1: doctor w bus on over my fucking vitamin. Just fucking
Speaker 1: when I'm saying, and you kept going to that guy, Wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course he's a good doctor.
Speaker 5: What what I'm saying is I've never like even that
Speaker 5: that plugged your nose thing to take your medicine or
Speaker 5: whatever like that. Never like I still taste like everything
Speaker 5: that I hated about what the taste was, I still
Speaker 5: tasted it Like that should never made a difference to me.
Speaker 1: And so like this is like scared the shed weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what it's. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: Is that that sounds that sounds like like I don't
Speaker 1: want to say this because it always it's always comes
Speaker 1: off like insulting in a way that say say, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a way to redeem a code, and then somebody
Speaker 1: goes it didn't work and they're like, you're not doing
Speaker 1: you're not doing it right.
Speaker 3: I don't know how to I was incorrect.
Speaker 1: I never I never was. It sounds insulted. That's such
Speaker 1: a simple thing to do, but I had to it.
Speaker 1: Even if it was like, oh this is gross, I'd
Speaker 1: be like wear the rest medicine. Got deal. When I
Speaker 1: learned that it was such a I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is game change.
Speaker 4: Because as soon as you I would let it go,
Speaker 4: then the tail the taste would swell and it would
Speaker 4: it would hit you in the gut.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 5: The thing for me was like whenever something would smell
Speaker 5: so bad that it would almost prevent me from getting
Speaker 5: near my you know what I mean. Then it would help,
Speaker 5: I guess, but it's all tasted it going down. It
Speaker 5: was just like, oh man, so like this is like
Speaker 5: totally new to me, and so like I remember, like
Speaker 5: I was just going around eating a bunch of shit.
Speaker 5: I was like, I wonder like what this tastes like?
Speaker 5: And I was like, fuck, this sour candy, salty? What
Speaker 5: the fuck's going on? So weird?
Speaker 3: And then like I ordered the hot wings just out
Speaker 3: of curiosity. I was like, I want to what hot
Speaker 3: one says?
Speaker 5: Like nothing like and I had like the hottest, like
Speaker 5: hotter than I normally would go well, and then I
Speaker 5: was like I don't taste this at all, Like my
Speaker 5: lips aren't burning.
Speaker 1: Your lips aren't burning. So that's scary, dude, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It's like I think my DNA has changed or something.
Speaker 1: The lips were burned. The spices is ineffective now, dude,
Speaker 1: to try it show up your ass next time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to really put into the test. I don't
Speaker 1: know that one, come on, man, but uh, you gotta
Speaker 1: a little bit you gotta pour spicy long kung superrasshole
Speaker 1: the uh you ever you want to eat a gross peppers?
Speaker 1: You ever see the enema things where it's just a
Speaker 1: little tiny little thing. You ever see those looks like
Speaker 1: for an animal's like it has the tiny little I mean,
Speaker 1: I know what they are in theory, but I've never
Speaker 1: actually seen them. See one, Okay, well it's just a
Speaker 1: little score I had.
Speaker 4: I had to use one for my colonosophy, and I
Speaker 4: know they're they're not so they're supposed to not be invasive.
Speaker 4: But after twenty four hours of shitting for you know,
Speaker 4: doing that cloning cleansed thing, yeah, I wanted to die.
Speaker 4: It was the most painful, I imagine. I imagine that
Speaker 4: is what it feels like.
Speaker 1: That is what it feels like.
Speaker 4: Gays, Yeah, you're gay, versic If you're gay, I would be.
Speaker 4: I would be gay if it felt great, didn't great,
Speaker 4: it felt like I was. I imagine that's what it like.
Speaker 4: Prison rape felt like he's gay? Probably, well, just like
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 2: Through that.
Speaker 1: The fact that I look that way for you gay,
Speaker 1: whenever you do what is it? Forty seven seven? Yeah,
Speaker 1: with fucking sometimes double two, but the three cameras in there. Bro,
Speaker 1: it's a skate video explored door right there. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Tony three four, that's right, yes, yeah with the doom
Speaker 1: guy guy, what's going on? Rinding on a chainsaw?
Speaker 5: Yeah, skull, that's exactly you plays the Revenant two, which
Speaker 5: is so funny.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 5: That reminds me of like what what those games used
Speaker 5: to Like granted those used to be cheat cozy you
Speaker 5: could do for free, but like we're living a capitalist
Speaker 5: health game, so like now you gotta pay for these
Speaker 5: things and people are like, oh no, what do you
Speaker 5: mean It doesn't make games worse? But yeah, so like yeah,
Speaker 5: this is no, it's cool. I'm totally down. I was
Speaker 5: more of a two person so, like I never really
Speaker 5: played much of three, and definitely.
Speaker 1: Four was like I was. I never I don't even
Speaker 1: think I played four.
Speaker 3: Four is completely different.
Speaker 1: Apparently I played I played three a lot. I played
Speaker 1: a lot of three. I played two the most that
Speaker 1: was one.
Speaker 4: Spider Man was in the thing that I remember three
Speaker 4: a lot is uh is a You're on a cruise
Speaker 4: ship in one of the episodes episodes what the one
Speaker 4: of the levels, there's like a cruise ship.
Speaker 3: I think it might be three.
Speaker 4: It's definitely three, because I didn't play four, and I
Speaker 4: know it wasn't in two. Yeah, and I just remember
Speaker 4: hearing we already went over the ninety six quite bitter beings.
Speaker 1: Is that the one where because there was an officer
Speaker 1: in as a as a special officer Dick.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a character. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's that one. Someone will be
Speaker 1: coming so long.
Speaker 5: Since I played these games outside of like the remaster,
Speaker 5: and like, so I really have very little. The thing
Speaker 5: for me is just like they used Ace of Spades.
Speaker 5: I remember that, remember the intro for or like even
Speaker 5: for the trailer for this one, and I was just like,
Speaker 5: I really hate that song.
Speaker 1: Really, it's not like the same to me. He sounds
Speaker 1: so labored.
Speaker 5: He sounds like he has bronchitis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he has bronchitis shitting. He's shitting with bronchitis.
Speaker 3: He's shitting with bronchitle COVID.
Speaker 1: And he's also in a rocket ship. Yeah, like he's
Speaker 1: fucking he is blasting. He's in the SpaceX rocket Explain. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he fucking sat down his ship well, thinking that he
Speaker 1: had time at t minus ten. That's insane.
Speaker 5: I report this.
Speaker 2: I just know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't like like to.
Speaker 5: Tony has to be as like punk and I and
Speaker 5: I guess like that doesn't register to me as punk.
Speaker 1: Really, it sounds more like it's like heavy metal thrash.
Speaker 1: But that's yah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like, uh, you know, it's a lot of yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it is a little different, right, it's usually a
Speaker 4: lot of metal wasn't in those tracks, but it is.
Speaker 5: It was the original intro to the Tox Scree, so
Speaker 5: like fair enough. I just I just don't really like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: And I remember being like this is fucking man man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good, it's all. I'm excited. I'm I'm excited
Speaker 1: to actually even try four because I maybe something will
Speaker 1: come back to me because I don't remember playing I
Speaker 1: remember four. I don't know that Underground that was the
Speaker 1: last one that I played.
Speaker 3: Number two played.
Speaker 5: There was one where you can build a park that
Speaker 5: I don't remember exactly what the fuck it was called
Speaker 5: m the original spot and I remember T T and.
Speaker 1: T underground when you signed because I know when both
Speaker 1: undergrounds you fight an undead creature was the first one.
Speaker 1: A vampire or was it like the Jigsaw at all?
Speaker 1: Hawk Underground.
Speaker 4: I just remember some guy like steals your uh yeah,
Speaker 4: and then and then he becomes famous and then you
Speaker 4: have to like grind.
Speaker 1: It was like it's like a whole story.
Speaker 3: It's like a revenge story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's was a thing like some guy like steal
Speaker 4: you guys were homies, but then he's a cut and
Speaker 4: steals your ship or something.
Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
Speaker 4: And it was fun and it was not nearly as
Speaker 4: difficult because you couldn't really bail because you would just
Speaker 4: do You would just caveman. If you're about to bail,
Speaker 4: you would just caveman, and then you would just continue
Speaker 4: your combo.
Speaker 1: And I was like, who fucking retarded what I did?
Speaker 1: I guess they just wanted like ridiculous scores, Like they
Speaker 1: wanted like the opposite of like watching soccer. You know.
Speaker 4: They just wanted like they wanted the schools to just
Speaker 4: be two billion trillion number quick word Association.
Speaker 1: What do you think of? What do you think of?
Speaker 3: Caveman?
Speaker 1: Go the Diaco commercials? Do I have to do? I
Speaker 1: do something different?
Speaker 3: Whatever?
Speaker 1: You whatever you think of as fuck that skater, that
Speaker 1: skater I showed you.
Speaker 3: That's a good one.
Speaker 5: I think of I think of that that holes rap
Speaker 5: holes rap, Yeah, you're the movie Holes.
Speaker 1: I do remember the movie Holes. Like it's Shyla Buff.
Speaker 3: His name's Caveman. He was like something something my name's
Speaker 3: cave Man about that.
Speaker 1: Oh here up. I was actually one of the you
Speaker 1: know how people that are like, oh, the book so
Speaker 1: much better, fucked this movie. I was one of those guys.
Speaker 1: I was. I was, unfortunately one of those I don't
Speaker 1: feel that way anymore. I don't really care.
Speaker 3: It's been a long time I've said.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't remember. I remember that fucking song was like
Speaker 3: a banger kind of.
Speaker 1: There's always something to remind me of another place time.
Speaker 1: Dude that fucking that commercial goes hard, upset his race
Speaker 1: quite literally, fucking pulls out a gun and starts shooting
Speaker 1: up the grab somebody and throws up into the sky
Speaker 1: and go up forever. And then he starts beating the
Speaker 1: fun out of the civilization.
Speaker 5: I do you remember being like, because I remember being
Speaker 5: a kid and being like, oh yeah, a Guyico commercial
Speaker 5: because they were funny as opposed to every other commercial,
Speaker 5: which was like, you know, head on applied to you
Speaker 5: know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It was just it was but it was you know,
Speaker 3: it wasn't kid funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Then every commercial just became like a guy Co commercial.
Speaker 1: Wait, I mean they hit hard, So I get it
Speaker 1: when we trying to replicate that baby Saw Her.
Speaker 5: But that's early to that.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about late nineties.
Speaker 1: I don't remember as well enough.
Speaker 5: I remember, like I remember watching TV in the late
Speaker 5: nineties and being like, Okay, every commercial is very like
Speaker 5: it's just trying to tell you ship. It was very weird.
Speaker 3: It was like very much like call now and you know,
Speaker 3: get fuck in a bit, isn't.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy? Isn't it crazy that we lived through
Speaker 1: the era a time where we like first thought cave
Speaker 1: men were like really dominatedotic and now.
Speaker 5: After because they clearly are.
Speaker 1: Well that was the point there, They're supposed to be moronic.
Speaker 1: Apparently now based on studies, Neanderthals in fact have bigger
Speaker 1: brains and had probably higher function now because to find out,
Speaker 1: most white people are of Neanderthal descent.
Speaker 3: So it's like, oh, that's somebody has a bigger hearts,
Speaker 3: that they're healthier. It's just like you have an enlarged hearts.
Speaker 1: Although they have they have larger, larger, the smartest creatures
Speaker 1: in the world. It's relatives to the size of their
Speaker 1: head and body. I look, I agree that that's stupid.
Speaker 1: That that's that's revision is history bolt shit, It's.
Speaker 4: Like, I mean, I know we have humans, we have
Speaker 4: big peepee relative relative the size of our bodies.
Speaker 1: So I don't have bones in our pp either, Yeah,
Speaker 1: which is kind of unfortunate. Almost have bones and the
Speaker 1: people they're smaller.
Speaker 3: Here's breaking a bone in your day?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that would you probably cry a lot, cry
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bare minimum.
Speaker 1: But also we would need sealis, So it's problem.
Speaker 3: I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Phrase, I almost said the I popped three salis
Speaker 1: this morning for what purpose? Just to wake up to
Speaker 1: kill your wife? Hey, man, you know every time I
Speaker 1: got appetite, man, my heart almost gave out. But every
Speaker 1: time it makes me mad. I take two extend the
Speaker 1: season of my agra, and I just didn't give her one.
Speaker 1: Give her a good one. If you can still get extends,
Speaker 1: Like I imagine that there's vintage pills for sure still
Speaker 1: kill people. I don't know, but I sure I've never
Speaker 1: looked it up. But I'm positive, yes, and I'm still
Speaker 1: rocking Ivy Profene from twenty twenty one. You know that's cool.
Speaker 1: But I want Ibuprofene from like the eighties. I want
Speaker 1: to just find Kuaylud. I don't want they'll be sick
Speaker 1: to just have it. I'm like behind a glass case.
Speaker 1: That'd be cool to just have, like one of your friends.
Speaker 5: You don't like Ecy I got hammer, Like.
Speaker 1: Here's no, It's like I was looking at so I wanted.
Speaker 4: I wanted to get all of my old toys again
Speaker 4: because I've lost so many the residentval to Run in
Speaker 4: the nineties. I miss all those toys. I'm missing my Leon,
Speaker 4: missing my Chris Redfield. Uh So I want to get
Speaker 4: those back. I had all these running Warrior toys and
Speaker 4: they're all like either fifty bucks or some of the
Speaker 4: better ones are around one hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck, but.
Speaker 4: Uh so, I'm gonna start trying to get all this
Speaker 4: stuff back. And I feel the same way about kayludes.
Speaker 4: You know, so we just, uh you got all this
Speaker 4: old ship that doesn't really exist anymore. They're not being
Speaker 4: produced anymore, so we just buy some ould ship.
Speaker 1: How much would it costant kicks. It's probably a.
Speaker 5: Lot, probably insane insane degree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, extens. Let me see if I can still buy extends? Extends?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: Should should I find another question?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, roadside for sure.
Speaker 5: Roadside piss Bottle wrote, and he says, what mythical beast
Speaker 5: do you guys think would make for a suitable pet?
Speaker 5: It would be it would be infallibly loyal to you,
Speaker 5: but it's temperament around others, and maintenance requirements would be
Speaker 5: unaccounted for or otherwise variable, depending on your choice. Dang,
Speaker 5: well I want a griffin.
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say the one, the one redeemable
Speaker 1: thing of a veil guard was the griffin. Oh he's
Speaker 1: really cute. Yeah, I like the griffin a lot. That's right.
Speaker 3: There was a griffin in that game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a black man and a black man, well,
Speaker 1: a black man a pet griffin. Yeah, I just did
Speaker 1: the griffin have a pet black man? That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Look at my black got his His arc was actually
Speaker 1: kind of all right. Yeah, but the griffin was up
Speaker 1: all the way. But into the game or now, it's
Speaker 1: a little I mean, it's it's still young.
Speaker 4: It's still relatively young, especially since it's not not much
Speaker 4: time passes. It's I don't care light spoiler. I don't
Speaker 4: care any of anyone who's gonna play it. I've already
Speaker 4: played anyone anyway. The Griffin so dies, Okay, the Griffin
Speaker 4: dies so unceremoniously. It kills itself essentially, so the black
Speaker 4: Man he he sacrifices himself and then falls in this
Speaker 4: pool of like red blood, whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 4: The Griffin just dives in after it kills itself, and
Speaker 4: I was like, why would you do that? It was
Speaker 4: so loyal It just followed him to hell. I guess,
Speaker 4: which is crazy.
Speaker 1: Because I know, does he not can he not die?
Speaker 1: Or black?
Speaker 4: From my interpretation, I think he probably always dies because
Speaker 4: you know, even me doing his loyalty mission, he still died.
Speaker 1: Now, maybe he can die different ways. But also I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna play the game again to find none of
Speaker 1: the good characters. But he was he was always he
Speaker 1: he wanted to because he's a great warden. That is
Speaker 1: literally that is their purpose. He was like, I want
Speaker 1: to slay the arch Demon. That is why I'm here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And when it.
Speaker 4: First gets taken away from he's actually kind of pissed.
Speaker 4: Off because the first warden does it. If you, well,
Speaker 4: he does it. I don't know if he always does it.
Speaker 4: If you play your cards right, I think he does it,
Speaker 4: and maybe he doesn't. If you if you piss him off,
Speaker 4: you can just knock his ass out because he's being
Speaker 4: a dick. But I just reasoned with him and he
Speaker 4: was like, oh, there's coming them. I guess being stupid.
Speaker 1: It's uh it. I just want that. I wanted the
Speaker 1: game to be good man. I'm changing. I'm changing. All
Speaker 1: I can say shout out to the people that at
Speaker 1: least made it fucking a single player experience, because you
Speaker 1: know it was. It wasn't didn't start off that way,
Speaker 1: So at least shout out to them for at least
Speaker 1: do it pushing for that anyway. Yeah, Griffin, Scrimmons are
Speaker 1: pretty top here. Yeah, a lot of dragon But I
Speaker 1: know it would be dangerous to have one camera be
Speaker 1: a fucking mess.
Speaker 3: That's the first thing I thought a.
Speaker 1: Minute talk goats and snakes, ships snapping at you in
Speaker 1: the line trying to maull You're like, all right, all right, dude,
Speaker 1: one of them sandlines. It would be nice to you.
Speaker 1: Maybe it would be nice to you like that's kind
Speaker 1: of boring, but like a giant wolf in it's just
Speaker 1: a giant Well that's not really a mythical animal. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going like the like the stark dire wolf
Speaker 1: almost the size of horses, because dives are technically real.
Speaker 1: You know how much that would funck somebody's dad, But
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, come over hanging out with a bitch's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a pet dog. He don't buy the typical
Speaker 1: he don't bite. He nice. Yeah, the fucking beast and
Speaker 1: walks out. It was like, wolf, how do you feed
Speaker 1: that thing? You feed it evil doors? I guess right,
Speaker 1: kill evils. Go get you on, like it'd be like, LUI,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing to me? Out?
Speaker 1: Let's command, Let's go play play Diablo. Come on, chill out,
Speaker 1: We'll playing Diablo four ouch ouch. Oh, I'm a grace
Speaker 1: in the world.
Speaker 5: Out stop stop biting me like this, please out.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's comedy. Let's make comedy great again. Let's
Speaker 1: make Oh, let's change.
Speaker 2: Aw.
Speaker 5: I can't that's chainsaw episode lame.
Speaker 1: Everything he does is so lame. I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: just wanted that dude, from are you four with the
Speaker 1: bag and the chainsaw to just coming that moment? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that African guy, both of them, the last
Speaker 1: African guy because I already forced the women. No, it's
Speaker 1: the dude. It's a dude and four. Yeah, it's absolutely guy. No,
Speaker 1: he has a name too. I can't remember his name,
Speaker 1: but it's something with an S. I think, isn't it? Women,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely not the res before guy. It's it's a
Speaker 1: It's a dude. You have kind of a little stomach too, Yes,
Speaker 1: saw saw. I think that's right, though, isn't it? I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's probably I love the Chainsawa in first grade,
Speaker 1: of course, I know I saw right now chainsaw. Oh god,
Speaker 1: if congrats if I put in chainsaw, okay, okay, don't
Speaker 1: pull up the anime a Burley Chainsaw Wilder with burlap
Speaker 1: sack over his head. Come on, what's his name? I
Speaker 1: know he has a name. Let me type in name
Speaker 1: fucking Google.
Speaker 3: It's really terrible, man, I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 3: happened at Google.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so Salvador. Oh damn close, Actually yeah, doctor Salvador.
Speaker 1: What are the women chainsaw? When? But I guess only
Speaker 1: mercenaries maybe it's mercenaries they put like a variant of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This guy just fucking.
Speaker 4: Shows up and I'm like, why are you so powerful?
Speaker 4: I shot you in the head multiple times and you're
Speaker 4: just fucking still coming at me. Sometimes on their head
Speaker 4: in that game, and then they hold their heads like fuck,
Speaker 4: are you serious? The Black African one. Sometimes Fake's dead,
Speaker 4: something goes crazy. I'm like, how whoa wait, I've got
Speaker 4: to read this.
Speaker 3: I don't know how true this is. It's fascinating if
Speaker 3: it is. If not, it's fucking funny.
Speaker 5: Anyway, ran Deep Kangra and he says, hey, guys, did
Speaker 5: you guys hear about the black dude who claimed he
Speaker 5: was married to Pokemon for four plus months?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 5: Shelbo ninety nine spoke of meeting her on an old account.
Speaker 5: She asked for seventy dollars and he gave her the money.
Speaker 5: He ended up giving this ald account over five thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: The Poke, Uh, the Pokemon alt asked for a first
Speaker 5: class plane to get to meet him, but he was
Speaker 5: so broke he ended up traveling from Texas to California
Speaker 5: to meet Poke at the Grammys instead. Now he lives
Speaker 5: hospital to hospital trying to find Poke's house and filming
Speaker 5: himself on his Shelbow ninety nine YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 5: The all account is from India and used an AI
Speaker 5: Pokemon the trick fools.
Speaker 3: So that's amazing.
Speaker 1: No, is it real? So there's that guy s h
Speaker 1: E l b O ninety nine. Yeah, so there's people
Speaker 1: ill the people the channel named rale Kitten house covering.
Speaker 1: So okay, here's the actual channel my desktop set up.
Speaker 1: Oh man, this guy looks rough, like the look on
Speaker 1: his face. Just look at the look on his face.
Speaker 1: You can tell that he's not all there. Oh no,
Speaker 1: that looks like he looks. You can tell that he's
Speaker 1: like that's Wayne Shady. Damn man, it's crazy. It gets
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. How do you get how stop giving
Speaker 1: rich people money? Fuck that that that uh? What is it?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 5: Streamer who was like that was Kai. It was Kay
Speaker 5: Sennat who was like, oh Jesus, I don't help nobody.
Speaker 5: You don't give anybody handout. It's like, brother, your entire
Speaker 5: streaming is literally like handout. Like you just got like
Speaker 5: not say you didn't do work or whatever, but like
Speaker 5: I mean, it's literally the definition of me.
Speaker 1: He would not be where he's at without handouts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're literally a handout servant.
Speaker 4: I was like, what the fuck do you think subs?
Speaker 4: Are you fucking idiot? At that moment, that's where Salvador
Speaker 4: comes in and just change.
Speaker 9: It's like the streamer is the worst possible job to
Speaker 9: have to make that case. Yes, it like literally is
Speaker 9: even worse than a YouTuber actually, because there's a thing,
Speaker 9: it's like ad revenue that you have to contend with
Speaker 9: and right things like that.
Speaker 1: It makes me sad is that all of the popular
Speaker 1: ones are fucking idiots. Well yeah, and selfish because like
Speaker 1: the idea, the idea is supposed.
Speaker 4: To be if you're a normal human being, and if
Speaker 4: you're blessed within your situation, you're supposed to pay it forward.
Speaker 4: That is the common thing if you're just a normal person.
Speaker 4: So when you feel like all these people are helping
Speaker 4: you out, you almost want to be like, how could
Speaker 4: I help other people? I'm gonna I'm in a really
Speaker 4: privileged position, all these people helping me out. Maybe I
Speaker 4: can help out some other people in some way. I
Speaker 4: don't know, figure it out.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, nah, nah, I did this problem,
Speaker 1: a problem. The big problem is that anyone that wants
Speaker 1: to be in front of a camera like that has
Speaker 1: there's something up yea, even even for us, like, look,
Speaker 1: we know what we're doing. We know that there's there's
Speaker 1: some ship that incorrectly attached to our brains. But even
Speaker 1: do this, we do you know, I don't know. But
Speaker 1: so I feel like if we were like if we
Speaker 1: were like Kayson Effort, we're we're on the healthy the
Speaker 1: spectrum of that, we would be millionaires because we'd be
Speaker 1: doing the weird tunnel vision kind of greedy hustling thing.
Speaker 1: And then say ship like that, because like it's even
Speaker 1: like say sometimes Hassan, he he loses sight of that,
Speaker 1: like he'll he'll think he's like, I'm just a normal person.
Speaker 1: But they do say something that is so unrelatable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'm streaming so hard. It's like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: more difficult than a regular job. He's never saying, well
Speaker 1: he made what he said was it was more mentally
Speaker 1: exhausting than a regular job. And I'm like, a regular
Speaker 1: person doesn't want to fucking hear that, though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't even if you feel that way, it's just
Speaker 1: tone deaf, yeah, because I'm like I understand it since
Speaker 1: that we technically don't turn our brains off, like saying
Speaker 1: nine to five where you just clock out and you
Speaker 1: don't have to think about work until the next day.
Speaker 1: But also no nine to five or wants to hear
Speaker 1: that ever, so shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5: You're in a bed, and ultimately, like I wouldn't want
Speaker 5: to be back at a nine to five, no way.
Speaker 5: So it's even even I know I know that that's true,
Speaker 5: Like I know what he's saying. I think if you
Speaker 5: if you intellectually engage with it, like you can see
Speaker 5: what they're saying. But it's again, it's like nobody wants
Speaker 5: to hear that ship.
Speaker 1: It's like imagine hearing a person.
Speaker 4: Imagine imagine you're at like a a small jit club
Speaker 4: or something and then this guy shows up right and
Speaker 4: he's just like, man, I just really you know you
Speaker 4: could fit in with you guys. Yeah, my big dick,
Speaker 4: Like it's just it's always dragged. It gets caught on stuff, and.
Speaker 1: Like they would be like that's caught on his big
Speaker 1: grabs door knobs. He doesn't like go every girl colock
Speaker 1: out the door every girl comes too quick, like they
Speaker 1: come way too fast, and I just want to keep
Speaker 1: I want to I don't like them to come so fat,
Speaker 1: you know. And he's just complaining and complaining about all this.
Speaker 1: You those people would want to stomp them out, and
Speaker 1: that's all it is. It's like, okay, yeah, we understand
Speaker 1: that that your big dick is actually literally a problem
Speaker 1: to you. I get that, but shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I mean, the greatest problem is he speaks in hyph
Speaker 1: and perbly way too often. That is his biggest hard Paissan,
Speaker 1: that is the biggest problems. I think that's great there.
Speaker 4: It was just more like those moments where he like
Speaker 4: the other day when he got banned, and he was
Speaker 4: like just played keendom cume delivererates all the day and
Speaker 4: I'm so bored.
Speaker 1: I just gotta figure out to do. And I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up. Like they're like, there are people
Speaker 1: that are grinding right now and they're hearing you complain
Speaker 1: about having a day off. And he's like, oh man,
Speaker 1: I'm bored. I don't know what to do. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to be a regular person. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, go do something. Just have fun. Stop.
Speaker 4: Like it's just one of those things where it makes
Speaker 4: me upset because I'm I I know what other people
Speaker 4: are feeling when they hear him say something like that.
Speaker 1: It's like, bro, just it sucks because that's it sucks
Speaker 1: because like at the same time, like I don't also
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up kill yourself, but at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's just like I mean, it's just it's just what
Speaker 1: people do. Like that's a social media it's for you know,
Speaker 1: you feel some shit. You go out there and you say,
Speaker 1: unfortunate niggas been followed by so many fucking people that
Speaker 1: he says that, and it's like, e dick, that's your
Speaker 1: all account state me like, oh man, really tough day,
Speaker 1: or there was beating my dick and the roll back
Speaker 1: over to sleep like I do I long for.
Speaker 4: I would say to you that I wish that I
Speaker 4: could have more time, like say, there's so much games,
Speaker 4: there's so many things that I want to do, and
Speaker 4: we have time to do it all. And so they
Speaker 4: hear somebody be like, oh man, I played games all
Speaker 4: day and I'm bored. I don't know what to do,
Speaker 4: and it's like, fuck, I wish I finally just jacked.
Speaker 1: Off all day. I don't know, I ate some real
Speaker 1: delicious fucking I'm sushi and real sad. Dude. I off somewhere.
Speaker 1: I went to bed.
Speaker 5: Dude, I was playing uh because when I was sick,
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't have the ender to engage
Speaker 5: with anything really, So I was like, I wonder if
Speaker 5: anybody's like still playing like, uh, the Halo three online
Speaker 5: or whatever, And there were and I was just like
Speaker 5: spent like a good like seven hours just playing like
Speaker 5: just standard batch and I was like, this is the
Speaker 5: most fun I've had playing videos in a while. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh yeah, because I'm playing like what I
Speaker 5: want to play, not.
Speaker 1: Playing obligated stuff that you normally wouldn't play. Kind of forgot.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, I like video games. Yeahs
Speaker 1: like like video games. Is that's ridiculous? Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: is playing weird? Is I'm playing b G three again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess I'll fucking you playing the same
Speaker 1: like this mod. You're like, this is good Man's mod
Speaker 1: latustic lactating Carla, It's fiery, gets fiery. Send me that
Speaker 1: that's so fucking that's disgusting. Okay, I'll find it's it's good.
Speaker 1: I haven't been on I haven't died god, But you're right,
Speaker 1: it's it's I do want to just play the same
Speaker 1: thing over and over. Yea, I'll play the same four
Speaker 1: games over and over again and be like I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that whole question, it's like, what five video games
Speaker 3: did you bring to a desert?
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm set video games? Yeah, are you joking? Really?
Speaker 5: What five would you choose? I mean it's a good question.
Speaker 5: I mean definitely one of the Halo. I mean, probably
Speaker 5: it's technically cheating, but the collection cheating, that's like fucking
Speaker 5: it's it is a game, a game, so that's like
Speaker 5: that's already like most of it.
Speaker 3: Uh, probably Skyrim honestly.
Speaker 1: Of course, Man, maybe fall Out. I don't know which one, honestly.
Speaker 1: Four Okay, I'm cool with that. Yeah, I enjoyed my
Speaker 1: time fall four. I didn't understand why people are so upset.
Speaker 5: With all the The thing about like the other games
Speaker 5: is like, Okay, it's a good story or whatever, but
Speaker 5: eventually you're gonna see all the story and then you're
Speaker 5: just gonna be left with how the game feels to
Speaker 5: run through. And it's like the rest of the games
Speaker 5: just don't feel like I could run through, so like
Speaker 5: probably that, uh, I don't know. The other ones are
Speaker 5: kind of.
Speaker 1: I could kind of that. It could be like Tony
Speaker 1: Hawk or Doom or from New York, Elden Ring those
Speaker 1: Gay three good one, Red Dead two Read two is
Speaker 1: a good one, and then I don't know, maybe like
Speaker 1: a board game, one of those games. Fact, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a fact. I play that ship Skyrim. Oh yeah, Skyrim, Skyrim,
Speaker 1: skyrims guys, definitely Skyrim, damn Red Dead two actually, because
Speaker 1: I do want to blast some cops and that would
Speaker 1: be the best. Like sometimes I just need that, you know.
Speaker 1: It's like those little one personnel and this killing cops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I always corridor and then they piles of bodies and
Speaker 1: then they step on the piles of bodies, still trying
Speaker 1: to kill you, and it just gives me so much es. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's strangely positive vibe shooting police officers in grant the
Speaker 1: thought of four specifically one in the fucking corridor in
Speaker 1: the hospital.
Speaker 5: There's that video we shot in my liter m Murder
Speaker 5: of Christmas. So I came up on my like it
Speaker 5: came up something I don't know, how I saw it again.
Speaker 3: I was just like, oh man, this is.
Speaker 5: Because like Paramore is playing in the background, and it's
Speaker 5: like the all the comments that is, like, the vibes
Speaker 5: on this are crazy macular vibes, Like, yeah, they kind
Speaker 5: of are.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on with it.
Speaker 4: That's the one thing I love about those Rockstar games,
Speaker 4: the they're they're the police spawning just it feels great.
Speaker 1: I love the black car winds looking cop. I love
Speaker 1: shooting him. Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 5: Every time you mentioned that, because it's not about it.
Speaker 5: I thought you were lying the first time, and now
Speaker 5: that you've said it again, make.
Speaker 1: You feel like it's a j like that cop, I
Speaker 1: call it heart me and my best friend playing like, oh,
Speaker 1: looks Carl, we'd kill him explicitly. That is so insane.
Speaker 1: Get avoid all the other ones because it's it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny to think about him not coming home to
Speaker 1: the family. That guy, that's funny. That is so fucking
Speaker 1: family anti matter family, Blue lives. No, it's a rare
Speaker 1: conditions these day and days reading some good news in
Speaker 1: the newspaper page. Love the condition of the grand Some
Speaker 1: people say it's even harder. Well, there must be some
Speaker 1: magic clue to call these symbol worlds. Well, all I
Speaker 1: stand astead real love burnt because love.
Speaker 2: Then the.
Speaker 1: Posing her Locker to the inWORD on it an episode.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, the whole So I love that show,
Speaker 1: I know, but just I love it. Car Dad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: who died? Carol got shots? Fine? Now Steve hercles having
Speaker 1: this panic attack and he's clearly autistic. Laura Winslow is
Speaker 1: crying and Steve kles now assaulting her. Steve want to
Speaker 1: do that? He's not one of those let me let
Speaker 1: me call me now, Laura, stop touching me. Steve? Who
Speaker 1: wha wha bitch? What I thought it was different? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Wait? What is happening? You're gonna do what
Speaker 1: I say, removing your clowns? He hey, lea for loong, Steve,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up with a lazy.
Speaker 5: The gay sex guests right.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna take this. Ain't gonna give it
Speaker 1: to me willingly? He crossed the wall backwards, just turns
Speaker 1: into like a liquor.
Speaker 5: Liquor gay sex Guests, rode In says, have you guys
Speaker 5: ever heard of the spoof film in appropriate Comedy? It
Speaker 5: has Adrian body Brode Adrian Brody play a gay parody
Speaker 5: of Dirty Harry and he's called flirty.
Speaker 1: Why the did that happen again? Why do you keep
Speaker 1: busting snots? So I didn't see it. I didn't get
Speaker 1: on gam you covered it, you covered it. Go go
Speaker 1: go to the bondio clears off up. I think I
Speaker 1: think I got it.
Speaker 3: Just just look it all up.
Speaker 1: I think I got it. No, just too stuffy. So
Speaker 1: what happens when it's uh allergies? Yeah? Yeah, keep reading
Speaker 1: the question?
Speaker 5: Okay, So he says it's a It has Agrian Brady
Speaker 5: Brody playing a gay parody of Dirty Harry and he's
Speaker 5: called Flirty Harry. And all he says are Dirty Harry
Speaker 5: quotes but gayified.
Speaker 3: I have never heard this in my life.
Speaker 1: I get Dirty Harry is exactly Dirty Harry's got western
Speaker 1: know my grandma, No, I'm not fucking I'm not that old.
Speaker 1: What do you think, Derek hereditary sucks? He sucks? And
Speaker 1: what else heard this band called faggot killers?
Speaker 3: Why why do you make it so hard?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's what Derek would say. He's say he's
Speaker 1: went on the road saying that for a while whatever,
Speaker 1: there's no monetizing possible. We've given up that years ago. Man,
Speaker 1: come on, you guys, did we're here for the We're
Speaker 1: here for the fucking walls. Now we're not here for
Speaker 1: the money anymore. It helps, definitely help. Yeah, this band
Speaker 1: called Pussy Pussy Steelers and a queaf Drinkers.
Speaker 5: Stupid never mind, who cares. No, I haven't seen this comedy.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen the movie. I saw a try like
Speaker 5: a not a not a trailer for I saw a
Speaker 5: poster of it, and I was like, this doesn't look real.
Speaker 5: It's got like a weird cast that makes no sense.
Speaker 5: It's like Adrian Brody and then fucking Adrianna Checchik. I
Speaker 5: don't know, it's some fucking weird it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: No, that's her name, right, it is.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is like the cast is that ridiculous.
Speaker 5: It's like, Oh, it's Adrian Brody and then SpongeBob and
Speaker 5: then like it's just like it makes no sense to me,
Speaker 5: Like what's going on with the cast of that movie?
Speaker 3: But I've only seen the poster, so I don't know
Speaker 3: what's I don't know. I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 5: Before in my life.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie gross stud It is the
Speaker 1: nineteen nineties and it nine like fly. I have not
Speaker 1: seen that movie.
Speaker 5: No, it sounds amazing, sounds interesting.
Speaker 1: He grows hung from several trees, but only crazy Stevie playing,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna have to write that entire song racist. Yes,
Speaker 1: we should do racist. No we can't know that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not doing the wrong crowd. Never mind, I figured it. No,
Speaker 1: we can't do it. It's too late. The wrong crowd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: no that gay. Racist parodies are. Gay parodies are fun.
Speaker 1: Racist parodies are like, we know, I'd be down. I
Speaker 1: could create a racist symphony. Yeah, but then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see and I'm like, I did this. I like that
Speaker 1: one that dude inward inward and or inward you inward
Speaker 1: and in rede inward. That's a good one and ward
Speaker 1: it flows. Yeah. Anyway, you race parity, make a race
Speaker 1: parody of the chain. Uh, you should do a new Uh.
Speaker 1: Ain't no rests for the races or something for the inwards.
Speaker 1: Ain't no rest for the inwards. Inwards swing low on trees.
Speaker 1: Look you got that's hilarious. But also, I really don't
Speaker 1: do that. I guess yeah, he was, he was, he was.
Speaker 1: You just stopped him from doing it. You never you
Speaker 1: never know that what if he kept co signing him
Speaker 1: and he did it. Yeah, I was good.
Speaker 3: Thank you for stopping me.
Speaker 1: I'm glad.
Speaker 5: I'm unstoppable trade ride towards that inevitability you halted.
Speaker 1: You would you would not be the first person in
Speaker 1: your sphere that did that, you know, so, I ain't
Speaker 1: no rest for Negroes. All right, let's I'm terrified. I'm
Speaker 1: terrified of black Spartuit chose to do a podcast with Negroes.
Speaker 1: He's fucking dying, this guy, he's gonna die on the laugh. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did listen. In fact I did. That was my choice.
Speaker 1: Oh man, what do we got? Somebody? Somebody I can't
Speaker 1: even great one?
Speaker 5: Gail Good?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'll save this for next time, actually, when
Speaker 3: I can actually like speak normal.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: Somebody said here a while ago, I'm sorry, I can't
Speaker 3: remember your name.
Speaker 1: I spilled.
Speaker 5: There's like a bunch of questions that I was trying
Speaker 5: to get through, and I got like, I got like
Speaker 5: genuinely hypnotized by all that fucking Carl Winslow bullshit, but
Speaker 5: somebody was like the question was along the lines of, like, oh,
Speaker 5: what would it what would it take for Chris to
Speaker 5: say the N word on the show? Okay, and I'm
Speaker 5: pretty sure I did a long time ago. I can't
Speaker 5: remember exactly when.
Speaker 1: Say it now?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to?
Speaker 1: Why not because I don't feel like it? Oh? Why not?
Speaker 3: Because I just don't need it?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't need it?
Speaker 3: What's the point?
Speaker 1: What's not the point? What?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Like, why would you not like the word? Other? You
Speaker 1: have no insidious means of saying this? Why would you
Speaker 1: not say it? You admitted you said it before, so like,
Speaker 1: what's the point of you not saying it? Not?
Speaker 3: I even said it in videos?
Speaker 1: But like I did.
Speaker 3: I think the first video that I did with Reic
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 1: It probably, But then why not say it now? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah you did? Yeah? If it's such a small equating,
Speaker 1: like just say it because I don't like to say it?
Speaker 1: But why not? Though? Because it doesn't work? It doesn't
Speaker 1: feel correct? Why? Like, for what purpose? What do you mean?
Speaker 5: For what purpose?
Speaker 1: What reason? Does it not feel correct? This is a
Speaker 1: word fundamentally, I don't think it's just a word.
Speaker 5: So I don't like saying I don't like saying other.
Speaker 1: I don't like saying.
Speaker 3: I'm I saying rape either.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You said it, though, So
Speaker 1: why don't you say the N word right now?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 1: There you go? Yeah, there you go, that's it. I
Speaker 1: would rather the hard R. But I understand. I understand
Speaker 1: you want to keep a little you. I witness witness
Speaker 1: me you are.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're now are mortim Joe, You're You're
Speaker 4: so powerful now that word, that word just gave you.
Speaker 1: That word, that word just gave you that word. But
Speaker 1: it means literally, it just means funny to me.
Speaker 5: That you guys have ruined it for me, Like it's
Speaker 5: just like it's it holds no way.
Speaker 1: Lily thinks that word means people now, and it's really bad.
Speaker 1: She tries to, like she almost says it a lot,
Speaker 1: and he's like, that's not what I should be saying.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I say nigga around her so
Speaker 1: frequently because I want her to say it. That's why
Speaker 1: she's like, it's not funny though, Like I don't want
Speaker 1: to call people that word. It's funny. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just facts. What are we doing. I'm just talking literally,
Speaker 1: this was stolen.
Speaker 5: Like it just it feels like it's like a cheat
Speaker 5: code word. Yeah, it's too lazy, so it makes everything funnier.
Speaker 5: And that's kind of like boring.
Speaker 1: I like, somebody asked me, sorry, somebody asked me on
Speaker 1: the Q and a on on Instagram if Colin has
Speaker 1: the inward pass.
Speaker 5: Oh, certainly not.
Speaker 3: You know now he's Italian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but by by marriage though he's a black wife. No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't work that that word pass. Huh certainly not.
Speaker 1: Why what are you talking you She's a Mexican, so
Speaker 1: how do so wait?
Speaker 4: Hold on a second, hold on so safe Let's say
Speaker 4: for the same argument, CON's wife, like I dubbed the
Speaker 4: honorary inward doesney is it?
Speaker 1: Would it not be cool? She's a woman.
Speaker 5: She can't get that pass it.
Speaker 1: Only that's I think once you have that background, you
Speaker 1: can say it. I think if a black you can say,
Speaker 1: like Jojo after Jojo when you guys have child. Okay,
Speaker 1: because now that we'd have a big problem, she had
Speaker 1: a big problem called not being ana lie anymore. You know,
Speaker 1: it would be crazy because we one time she uh,
Speaker 1: she mispelled you and it said YOI. So we've had
Speaker 1: this ongoing joke that she's like banging this dude named YOI.
Speaker 1: And then I was playing street Fighter. You know how
Speaker 1: they have the World Yeah, the World Tour. There's a
Speaker 1: guy on one of the rooftops named YOI. And I
Speaker 1: was like, is that the nigga? Is that him? And
Speaker 1: like if she had an Asian baby, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this bitch was fucking with me the entire time, knowing
Speaker 1: damn well, she was actually fucking this dude. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like, if it probably wouldn't sting as much because
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, because she was just she wouldn't
Speaker 1: even lying. Maybe I interpreted as a joke and she
Speaker 1: was serious. Maybe just maybe I like associated she was
Speaker 1: telling me the truth. And that's crazy to be that
Speaker 1: much of a fucking Cookies wild. You know, I really
Speaker 1: think it's my fault. It's my fault that you cheated
Speaker 1: in past. It's my fault. I should have been a
Speaker 1: better husband. I should have been a better man. And
Speaker 1: I really if i'd like to, I'd like to be
Speaker 1: present for the next cheating. In fact, i'd like to
Speaker 1: be I want to buy a fucking really expensive chair
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get like I want to have like Victorian
Speaker 1: fucking drip on it and stuff.
Speaker 4: And I'm just sitting like pretty warm. I'm just watching
Speaker 4: the worst thing happen.
Speaker 10: I would the green goblin helmet sitting next to the
Speaker 10: just staring at me and he's just hi, Hi, all right,
Speaker 10: I'm gonna leaving. Yeah, yeah, you have the power to
Speaker 10: read those names right now. Yeah I could probably do it,
Speaker 10: so we like wrap God, no, he'll die, not a
Speaker 10: human to hum and everything everything I say is gay
Speaker 10: and nobody.
Speaker 1: I'm beginning to feel like I like cock, like cock,
Speaker 1: beginning to feel like a gay guy gate guy, someone
Speaker 1: Lomon do in the I don't know, God give it
Speaker 1: uh patreon dot com, slash the snark tank. Go over
Speaker 1: there if you want to.
Speaker 5: You want to throw them a dollar over, give him
Speaker 5: a dollar, dollar over, a picture, give give him a dollar,
Speaker 5: give me a dollar, give him a dollar, a pitch compass.
Speaker 3: Starting to get your name red on the show.
Speaker 1: That is not that at all what you just said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not real your name red for a dollar. That's
Speaker 1: absolutely not it. But like maybe, but like here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Go over there. Go over there with the intention of
Speaker 5: just getting your name read for a dollar and then
Speaker 5: and then realize like, it's way more expensive than that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then let the momentum of you wanting to go
Speaker 5: do that pull you through to the next end.
Speaker 1: That's good. I like that. Actually, yeah yeah yeah, So
Speaker 1: go over there, get your name right on the show,
Speaker 1: ask you a question. All that fucking bullshit. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would have gotten more questions today, but my voice
Speaker 5: is fucking dying.
Speaker 1: This is good. You gotta We're gonna perfect.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're gonna We're gonna go ahead and read
Speaker 5: our name the names of our twenty five dollars patrons.
Speaker 1: I thought you were making fun of I thought, what
Speaker 1: do you think it? So are you? Are you doing
Speaker 1: a yeah? Okay, well at first it looked like you're
Speaker 1: going I thought I thought he was, Like I thought
Speaker 1: he was. I was like, oh no, that would be
Speaker 1: too far. It well for him, I thought, because I
Speaker 1: know i'd do that, but yeah, that's kind of my line.
Speaker 1: That's kind of my line. I still make fun of him,
Speaker 1: but like, that's sort of my line. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: I definitely do that. I'm sure, I'm you know, I'm
Speaker 1: very distasteful, but I make fun of everything that's not
Speaker 1: old people dying from mental disorders. That's my only line.
Speaker 3: That's literally just because that's your experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not funny. I'm not only only if
Speaker 1: you experience is not funny. Yeah, I like that. That's
Speaker 1: the worst way to do. I don't make fun of
Speaker 1: trance people. Actually, that's the one thing I don't do
Speaker 1: because you are one. No, because I feel like their
Speaker 1: plight is so unique and I can't even nuance a
Speaker 1: joke out of it.
Speaker 5: You think it's dispenseful, you think it's you do think
Speaker 5: it's funny all that your grandma won't never remember you again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is the most insane thing you've
Speaker 1: ever said.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, she.
Speaker 1: Still remembers me.
Speaker 5: Now, she remembers me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, aversion. Next time you're gonna be like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck are you? What is that? Now? Pulls out
Speaker 1: a gun. You've had a gun this whole time you're
Speaker 1: in hospice. Why do you have a fucking beagle fucking
Speaker 1: cold for this old one. She's one of the ones
Speaker 1: that take souls with it, dude, Like, what are you
Speaker 1: doing here? A meg? Get this stew.
Speaker 3: Let's get the fun out of Hero three.
Speaker 5: These names put me down three two one one one
Speaker 5: racist tokage. Oh my goodness j R.
Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do it right. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, you know what it is. Oh Man, don't
Speaker 1: ask him? Oh my goodness j R.
Speaker 5: From the producers of The Mexican starring Brad Pitt comes
Speaker 5: The Last Edward on Earth starring Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: I am a joke, the last on the planet joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 5: I am delivered.
Speaker 3: I don't like Colon no more.
Speaker 1: That's a lie, a classic a lie.
Speaker 4: Also, that video was so fucking Fun's still a gay person.
Speaker 4: The way he says I'm not gay no more is
Speaker 4: fucking just it's so perfect.
Speaker 1: Frames with him being not gay. He's gay, you know, stupid.
Speaker 3: Three Day is great.
Speaker 1: The fucking music though, the organ whales in. The motherfucker
Speaker 1: hits the drums like what amazing? I hate it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So this person missed an opportunity here.
Speaker 1: I think, what do you got?
Speaker 3: This is three days?
Speaker 1: So this is this song?
Speaker 3: Is it's three days?
Speaker 1: Grace?
Speaker 5: Uh tell me, tell me if you can see the
Speaker 5: gay inside of me? And that's where it ends.
Speaker 1: I think you can do more.
Speaker 3: But also Oh, it's three gays grace three. I like
Speaker 3: three days gas.
Speaker 5: Better a little bit because it's so dumb, But like
Speaker 5: I see, three gays grace is not bad.
Speaker 1: Three three days gases. So yeah, I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 5: Amma throwing in big bucks, two rats in a trench coat. Ew,
Speaker 5: what the hell is in Sweeney's mouth? When did the
Speaker 5: Grand Canyon become fat and black and gay?
Speaker 1: Well, it's always been big and black, Like, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 5: I was about to say, it's always been black and gay.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I've bet a lot of gay men
Speaker 1: we're throwing off the into the canyon.
Speaker 5: That's what they built it for.
Speaker 1: So went out there and just carved into a three
Speaker 1: days streme bigotry, fucking Arizona was it was.
Speaker 4: It was alatory specifically for throwing gay people.
Speaker 1: Into the canyon. That's what it was for. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: need there's a lot of gay queer there's a lot
Speaker 1: of queer folks around here.
Speaker 5: People wrapped in gay people walk around in the brush,
Speaker 5: get pricked by cactors, come back gay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 5: We gotta cut a big hole in the floor.
Speaker 1: Make the big hole big neviation hole Chinese is to
Speaker 1: build it. Get them Wow, you do it like this right?
Speaker 1: You putting dogs places within the hole. Make the China
Speaker 1: man dig to find the dogs, get thems to get
Speaker 1: to go over there. They're wan toonians, damn building the
Speaker 1: whole what we I know.
Speaker 5: They don't use shovels or sticks.
Speaker 1: Give them shovels. Look, help him dig fast. Arizona was
Speaker 1: a lush, beautiful greenery.
Speaker 3: Arizona looked like the Pacific Northwest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And they fucking put all their dynamite together, yeah, and
Speaker 4: blew the atmosphere away. They were like, it's gonna take
Speaker 4: too long to dig. Like one of the lead Chinese men,
Speaker 4: the Chinese foreman was like, we can't.
Speaker 1: We cannot build. It's gonna take too long. We cannot
Speaker 1: build it. We cannot do it for the gays. It
Speaker 1: don't make no sense in.
Speaker 3: The other Chinese. And then the other Chinese foreman says,
Speaker 3: we should use dynamite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because this one was like an person that was
Speaker 1: born here in competent exactly, we should we should not
Speaker 1: listen to this guy that just got here. He's his
Speaker 1: name's foreman, not the actual foremance me so we're gonna
Speaker 1: but he's still kind of retarded because he's like, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get every piece of stick of dynamite in Arizona
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna blow the hole and it will
Speaker 1: be done in an afternoon. That's goddamn bloody brilliant. That's
Speaker 1: a great idea. I don't want to a man in
Speaker 1: my family, But do we have enough.
Speaker 5: Din in my It's like I maybe not, But if
Speaker 5: you put hot sauce on, it makes the explosion twice
Speaker 5: as strong.
Speaker 1: In virile it works.
Speaker 5: It actually like an accurate and actively does like make
Speaker 5: the explosion twice as powerful.
Speaker 4: Blue the canyon, there's a nice sweet crater, but Arizona's cooked.
Speaker 3: It's completely all the grass is gone, the ozone thin.
Speaker 1: Just like seeing the wall.
Speaker 4: They're just fucking one hundred feet away, plugging their ears,
Speaker 4: you know, like just like it was like Oppenheimer that
Speaker 4: watching like the bomb, They're just like yeah, then they're.
Speaker 1: Just god completely gone. That is so mind bogglingly stupid.
Speaker 1: This is that's decaying hots us along the line. We
Speaker 1: should place all the we shall place all the time
Speaker 1: right here. Oh my god, all foreman, go go ignite it.
Speaker 1: I do it. I do it right now. But don't
Speaker 1: you think I am too close? Run back. You got
Speaker 1: a couple of seconds. Just run back. It'll be fine.
Speaker 1: He's gotta run six miles. It's like maybe like four
Speaker 1: ft long. He's the thing. He makes it, he does it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't. The blast propels him to where he reaches
Speaker 1: sonic boom speeds and he's fucking going. He's running. Of course,
Speaker 1: we're going full blown.
Speaker 5: So the explosion it doesn't propel him forward. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: was super quick. What you're suggesting is that as he's running,
Speaker 5: it's simply boosts his run.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, because.
Speaker 4: He would have been yeah, because he would have been
Speaker 4: fucked if he didn't. But then it boosted him and
Speaker 4: then he he didn't trip or anything.
Speaker 1: He just kept he stopped.
Speaker 3: He stopped immediately, no moment.
Speaker 1: Momentum, dissipate.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not even breathing.
Speaker 1: Oh that was great, that was cool. I'm saying, just
Speaker 1: him so.
Speaker 5: Dumb, blacky Dominican Gail Gooner investigating Laura Palmer's death, Palmer's murder,
Speaker 5: Kingston Gate my son.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 5: Nice if I was a flintstone, If.
Speaker 1: If I was a.
Speaker 5: Flintstone, Yeah, da Da da doo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 5: feel like I've heard that before. Uh Berserker, Broley Gap Shotting,
Speaker 5: Sweety Snark Tank Live in Japan featuring Johnny Simali. Elon
Speaker 5: Musk should chew his own fingers off. I think that
Speaker 5: would be neat. He will take enough kind of mean
Speaker 5: one day to do that one day, Like on stage,
Speaker 5: he's just bite his fingers off and he's like, I'm
Speaker 5: using this. Watch me bite my own fingers off and
Speaker 5: watch watch In moments, I'll return with cool metal.
Speaker 1: You know what we're doing, what we're doing with when
Speaker 1: when when you look at the hand, shut up? Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta go on? Fucking what's that stupid?
Speaker 1: Uh kill Tony?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go on there as.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised nobody hasn't done that yet, Like I feel
Speaker 5: like like I feel like that shows me going out
Speaker 5: for long enough for somebody to be like, would it
Speaker 5: be really funny if we did kill Tony?
Speaker 1: I mean it would be great, Like some unstable comedia
Speaker 1: goes up there is like has that stupid laugh where
Speaker 1: he's like and then just someone blow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, eagles together, So it's a it's one hundred cow
Speaker 4: Is that works. It is one hundred calibers. If he
Speaker 4: strapped to Jari Ziggels the fifty cows, he strapped them
Speaker 4: together with a little duct tape and then he becomes
Speaker 4: under cow.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, then his head explodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so his head explodes with a double shot.
Speaker 3: And then he goes, oh, real clever, nice one good gang.
Speaker 1: With no head. I think I think he has pretty
Speaker 1: good as a guess when he had that, he had
Speaker 1: that fat black guy on ever got his name with
Speaker 1: the one that, Uh.
Speaker 3: It's really empassing about him that I recently realized. I
Speaker 3: never knew this about him.
Speaker 1: So he owns there's this like vest thing that he has.
Speaker 1: Have you seen this thing?
Speaker 5: No, he's got like a vest or like some some
Speaker 5: article of clothing that he that he wears a lot
Speaker 5: on Kill Tony, and he got it. He got it
Speaker 5: because it's what Tyler Dirton wears at a certain scene
Speaker 5: in fight club in fight Club, and I guess it's
Speaker 5: like to make him feel tough or whatever, which is
Speaker 5: literally just like autistic, just like costuming yourself after Like,
Speaker 5: I don't know about you, guys, I don't dress like
Speaker 5: a fictional character.
Speaker 1: That's rough, you know what? I mean, that's worse than
Speaker 1: fucking Zuckerberg dressing like this one UFC fighter. That's way worse.
Speaker 1: It's the same.
Speaker 5: It's that it's that area, you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: where it's just like what are you doing dressing like
Speaker 5: a fictional character too, that's like to like give yourself confidence.
Speaker 1: So for me, that's worse than wearing like the goku
Speaker 1: gi because like I don't know if it's that bad. No,
Speaker 1: I would say, because like everybody, it's too subtle.
Speaker 4: That's so gay, because it's like a subtle, fucking gay
Speaker 4: thing to do versus just I'm costplaying and having fun.
Speaker 1: Just like look at me, I'm fucking Tyler Durton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at me.
Speaker 5: I need to feel reinforced and I'm surrounded by three
Speaker 5: to four other standard comediens were also on my side,
Speaker 5: like it was very weird. It's very weird thing to
Speaker 5: need psychologically. It's very I wish you didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know it either until like recently, Like
Speaker 3: and to be fair, I don't know. This is stuff
Speaker 3: that I heard. I haven't watched KILTONI in a long time.
Speaker 1: M I mean, I've never like I don't have ever
Speaker 1: watched it.
Speaker 3: Actually, I've only seen clips.
Speaker 4: I've only seen clip and the most I've seen the
Speaker 4: clips were of somebody saying something really embarrassing, or Shane
Speaker 4: gillis doing Trump because it's like him costplaying is Trump,
Speaker 4: but doing it is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really fun.
Speaker 5: There's only like, very little, very little of Kiltny is
Speaker 5: about Tony, right, I've noticed It's like a lot of
Speaker 5: the things that I've seen from kil Tony are always
Speaker 5: like some comedian doing a good like a weirdly good job,
Speaker 5: or comedian failing, but it's never really about him.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. Yeah, that show would be absolute
Speaker 4: dog shit if he didn't have certain comedians on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. Joe Rogan was on there.
Speaker 3: Did you see that one?
Speaker 5: But Joe Rogan was on there, and I can't remember
Speaker 5: somebody somebody was like, somebody said something along the lines
Speaker 5: of like if you wear khaki shorts, you're not funny,
Speaker 5: or like if you wear like pants with like a
Speaker 5: lot of pockets on, you're not funny. And Joe Rowan's like,
Speaker 5: I wear pants a lot of pockets, are saying I'm
Speaker 5: not funny, And every and he was.
Speaker 1: Like, it's like Joe was the only one who doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like he really believes he's a comedian.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. When he was telling Cat Williams there's only
Speaker 1: like two hundred of us or something in the world's
Speaker 1: only two order comedians in the world that are like
Speaker 1: people who can make other people laugh, and Cat Williams
Speaker 1: being so gracious, He's like, sure, being so, I can't
Speaker 1: imagine what was going through at that moment, though, Like
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what your neanderthal.
Speaker 1: You look like your knuckles are sharper than any rock
Speaker 1: I've seen in decades. You look like knuckles. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? I don't understand you, like you can scale
Speaker 1: buildings with just your finger tips. You barbaric nigga.
Speaker 5: You said that exactly how he would say it was.
Speaker 5: What that mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said the fingertips on't What does that mean? Like, like,
Speaker 1: I'm Freddy Krueger. I understand who's Freddy? Yes, something like that.
Speaker 1: That's not Gerald. He's calling you a neanderthal. Journal who's
Speaker 1: that Squidward? Well, No, it's because Jamie kind of sounds
Speaker 1: like Twitter. Actually he has a very he has a
Speaker 1: very met you. I don't want to do that, Joe.
Speaker 1: Stop asking me, Jamie, Jamie, kill yourself. He's funny, Jamie.
Speaker 1: It'll be the funniest thing. It'll be the funniest thing
Speaker 1: I ever thought of.
Speaker 5: Kill yourself, come back, Jamie pulled that video of the
Speaker 5: gorilla and didn't kill yourself. Did you mind you do
Speaker 5: that for me, Jamie?
Speaker 1: Joe, I wish you would really stop asking me to
Speaker 1: kill myself. Then do it, if you.
Speaker 4: Would stop asking, if you would actually do it, Jamie, Stupid, Jamie,
Speaker 4: stop fact checking me.
Speaker 1: Kill yourself?
Speaker 5: Must his fingers off again, already red red e rectum, redemption.
Speaker 5: Let the coummies hit my tongue. Let the coummies hit
Speaker 5: my tongue. Let the coummies hit my tongue. Mar Rivals,
Speaker 5: But was it necessary for Moonnight to be called her?
Speaker 5: To call Herbie a roe bigger?
Speaker 1: I don't even know what Herbie is, a bigger, bigger.
Speaker 3: Penising a bullet wound into a giant's forehead.
Speaker 1: I love them all. Rivals and traction Nation, fond of
Speaker 1: the dead.
Speaker 3: Big titty goblins are my weakness.
Speaker 12: Probably un downloaded on Sunday game walking, flash walking, flashlights
Speaker 12: my guys, Uh, Derek not Shovin is innocent, free him,
Speaker 12: round eyed, Asian learning.
Speaker 5: Emmy one was intended to be a commercial loss for
Speaker 5: tax reasons.
Speaker 1: H huh oh yeah, that's weird. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: Emmy one. I have to look into that because yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Emmy one means. But I'm looking that because
Speaker 1: I've never heard that. More was it was to be
Speaker 1: a commercial huh? You know, I think like how w
Speaker 1: B does other ship? I think recently makes you very happy?
Speaker 1: The goose picture of my nephew as a tax and
Speaker 1: makes it very happy. What did you do?
Speaker 5: What are you saying?
Speaker 1: I got the cutest picture of my nephew. Shut up?
Speaker 1: What he's He's adorable. We're talking about out something specific.
Speaker 5: On the show.
Speaker 1: Nephew, he's cute. I don't care even your nephew technically, no,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, random baby, I'm his godfather. Random children
Speaker 1: on his.
Speaker 5: Phone, random photos of kids on his phone. It's fucking scary.
Speaker 5: So I've been telling him that he looked at Lily's
Speaker 5: phone and it's me holding my nephew. You want to
Speaker 5: play me being a very dark skinned man and my
Speaker 5: fucking light skin.
Speaker 1: Squirrel girl, you want you want to play and beholding
Speaker 1: him and ug like, who's that random baby you're holding.
Speaker 5: Because it looks like a random Look, it's Kingston holding
Speaker 5: up this random child. It looks like it has no
Speaker 5: relation to him at all, because it doesn't. And so
Speaker 5: like you're just loving like and it's like your home screens.
Speaker 1: Dude takes it home with him, this home stream. So
Speaker 1: he took it home and he's like, whose baby is this?
Speaker 1: My home screen? Is me holding? He took it home.
Speaker 1: He was that the mall my naked half naked. It's
Speaker 1: one of them. Have a few that's crazy. Like Goku
Speaker 1: has a shirt on of no pants and his home screen.
Speaker 1: Well yeah it's him after fighting Moro. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of that's kind of one. He has a
Speaker 1: shirt and no pants. That's crazy. Why would you have that?
Speaker 1: I like this one. Everybody uses him after the fight
Speaker 1: Goku with the shirt only no pants, it's crazy. Well
Speaker 1: he lost his shirt during the fighting. About no his
Speaker 1: shirt and no pants. I don't know why you would.
Speaker 1: I'm not understanding, And I'm like, that's what was happening.
Speaker 1: He was like, He's like coming like no pants his
Speaker 1: dick out, Derek.
Speaker 3: Please listen to Maximum the hormone.
Speaker 5: They're like Japanese version of System of anaimates with corn
Speaker 5: and did two death note theme song Maximum. Oh, I
Speaker 5: probably know that the hornone sounds familiar to me for
Speaker 5: some reason. Do you agree with y ms the.
Speaker 3: Dogs and it's a cute baby, but wouldn't have that
Speaker 3: the yms cut his hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So wild let's go what are you talking to me?
Speaker 1: Oh no, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: If cut his hair, you can do it.
Speaker 1: You can't and you're halfway there, so come on, what
Speaker 1: do you mean you too? Go get a baldi. I've
Speaker 1: done it a billion times. I want it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to cut down. I want a baldy
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? Like wax like it's sparking.
Speaker 1: So I actually like shave it shave, not buzz. I
Speaker 1: want it shaved and I want someone to get fucking no.
Speaker 5: Let's just say you to tweeze each of the hairs
Speaker 5: out of your head.
Speaker 1: Yeah you want me. You want me to pluck my
Speaker 1: ship and you won't even do a coldes out there
Speaker 1: if you do. If you do that, I'll do If
Speaker 1: you get a dull. Levels are crazy. If you do
Speaker 1: a fresh baldy, I will do anything else to my
Speaker 1: hair you want me to. Those levels are saying I
Speaker 1: swear I don't he want you, dumb exactly what you want.
Speaker 1: I want to do that to you. If you committed
Speaker 1: it that I wouldn't be like dumb bitch.
Speaker 3: He believe you.
Speaker 1: You trusted you, your friend, you your garden. You allowed
Speaker 1: me to your heart, you fucking idiot. Look hold the
Speaker 1: sack flat top with a pentagram shaped into the stop.
Speaker 11: Dude walking to the floor looking at the camera, and
Speaker 11: then those contacts that Mickey like, whatever reflects my eyes
Speaker 11: is red.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so. That is so stupid on an adult.
Speaker 4: It's crazy to give you one of my paychecks. You
Speaker 4: show up to Nikki's wedding like that, There's.
Speaker 1: No way of doing that. That's that's you know. They
Speaker 1: would Jordan would love it. Jordan would have a fucking ball.
Speaker 1: It would ruin her wedding though. I'm gonna ask her
Speaker 1: and see how she feels, and I'll come with a
Speaker 1: bright pink fucking and a rainbow colored fucking suit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but a pentagram, red eyes and a cane. I'll be like,
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Speaker 1: And then I have to kill myself there while they're
Speaker 1: like doing the whole daily beloved, You're just like, have you.
Speaker 5: Even holding the same sheeto this entire time?
Speaker 1: He's committed to the be so hard his hand's hurt. Now,
Speaker 1: he's like he's got like lock job with his hands.
Speaker 1: I would be like that one dude. I'd be like
Speaker 1: that one dude that like held his arm up for
Speaker 1: like decades. Oh yeah, that fucking dumb ass like one
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Speaker 1: A fucking dumb asshole his hands.
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Speaker 1: I'm not staying here to see his mouth.
Speaker 4: Like like because you know, obviously he didn't have a
Speaker 4: mic on him, but if you look at his mouth,
Speaker 4: they said this ship.
Speaker 1: Nigga, and then he left. He did say that the
Speaker 1: ship nigga, and I'm out. And then oh man, I
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Speaker 5: Summon Godzilla, eat him, eat him, node of the ground.
Speaker 1: You good.
Speaker 8: This the whole time, it's like last, it's this is
Speaker 8: a last resort. I will die ten minutes from now,
Speaker 8: a last resort. Obviously, he's always like he's lurching always.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's always. He's always He's like, he's like the
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Speaker 1: I was a demon in these streets and basketball back
Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. They could not hold me.
Speaker 5: I got arrested in the sixties and I communed with
Speaker 5: Godzilla directly, directly.
Speaker 1: He said, you can only summon me one time, so
Speaker 1: make sure it counts.
Speaker 5: But he's spoken Godzillanes, and I needed a translator.
Speaker 1: Who's the god Zillanes who translated, Thank goodness, one of
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Speaker 5: just like because I was just like minding my own business,
Speaker 5: and then like here comes allergies, like which is this
Speaker 5: is the power up sound effect that the punch and
Speaker 5: then and then here comes the flu and then here
Speaker 5: comes bronchitis with the thing that like smashes the hole
Speaker 5: in my head that exposes my brain.
Speaker 1: Insane, dude, when they step in his mouth, when they
Speaker 1: step in his mouth, they stepped in his mouth.
Speaker 5: I was like, Yo, that's out of pop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's real. He's so he's so overwhelmed by them,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. What have you done? Did you see the
Speaker 1: live action show The Power Up Girls that was canceled? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you see that? It looked cool? It really did.
Speaker 1: I thought looked interesting. Wasn't see it a w show? Right? Yeah?
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Speaker 5: this is like a real, like license thing. Mojo Jojo
Speaker 5: was not a monkey, it was it was a father
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you didn't know?
Speaker 1: I knew. I knew, I saw, I thought I saw.
Speaker 3: Did you see the trailer?
Speaker 1: No? I saw those kids the trailers?
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Speaker 5: from Scrubs?
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Speaker 1: You know. He lives in Glendaws. I'm like twice, there's
Speaker 1: a lot of people live in Glendal, a lot of actors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they so like he was Professor Eutonium. Whatever, that's fine.
Speaker 1: No Jack Jack got I need him to look like, yeah,
Speaker 1: look like Samurai Jack, just a just a white version
Speaker 1: of him.
Speaker 5: I would rather yeah, honestly, I would. I would play
Speaker 5: into the fan was Stephen sorry kind of you?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, No, it should have been Lex Friedman. Let's
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Speaker 4: perfect Professor Utonium.
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Speaker 1: Usually it sucks. Usually this is really funny. But he
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Speaker 3: He's eating a.
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Speaker 5: Sonic fans found another way, found a way to recompile
Speaker 5: Xbox or sixty games. That's true, good jobs. The only
Speaker 5: positive thing that I'll say about that community is that
Speaker 5: they figured that out. They tried to rebuild Sonic Unleashed,
Speaker 5: They tried to emulate Sonic Unleashed to the point where
Speaker 5: they actually they accidentally figured out how to just emulate
Speaker 5: every three sixty game perfectly. Oh the fuck, So you
Speaker 5: could like recompile them and make them like natively run
Speaker 5: like perfectly fine on Pisino.
Speaker 1: It's kind of awesome.
Speaker 5: That's amazing. Oh cool, props to them. I'll definitely take
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Speaker 5: then events it'll be unfortunate, but whatever, whatever, I don't car.
Speaker 3: It's too late, so whatever.
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Speaker 5: Star Tank fans are now homeless and deported Cerberus Agent
Speaker 5: two sixty seven. We are at the state. We are
Speaker 5: at the stage in the year twenty five, twenty five
Speaker 5: where people think Sonico six was good.
Speaker 3: Nobody does.
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Speaker 5: That's that's not.
Speaker 1: Even Oh again, let me guess the video video actually.
Speaker 5: Immediately like slap your head into a fucking pike, so irritated,
Speaker 5: like stop, we don't need this all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this whole thing. It's like, actually as Sure of the.
Speaker 5: Skies was a brilliant film.
Speaker 1: Actually it was the same kind of fella that makes
Speaker 1: it do. It's just these pussies that don't want to
Speaker 1: admit that, like the thing that you love isn't good.
Speaker 1: It's like you can still like it and enjoy it, right,
Speaker 1: But it's also shiit.
Speaker 5: I think some things get a bad rap initially, but like,
Speaker 5: of course there's so like all of the things that
Speaker 5: I've seen get like repraised, so few of it is warranted.
Speaker 1: So the only series I can I give praise to
Speaker 1: that people really hated and I just disagree. I understand
Speaker 1: why I dislike it, but it deserves more praise than
Speaker 1: to get is Legend of Kora. I than's the only
Speaker 1: series where I stand by it deserves more praise than
Speaker 1: they got. Maybe so I don't know. I don't watch
Speaker 1: that shit. I don't know. It isn't as good as
Speaker 1: Laptile as amer though I think that's not that people
Speaker 1: have to understand.
Speaker 4: We mentioned a million times about like Infinite Livestock. Infinite
Speaker 4: is a good example. Yeah, yeah, Like there's some times
Speaker 4: where it's like, yeah, let's do retrospective and talk about it.
Speaker 4: And then there's games that we all understand are objectively
Speaker 4: bad because of specific things that happen within the game.
Speaker 4: It's broken or the story shit or whatever, and then
Speaker 4: like trying to spin it as if it's good. It's like, guys,
Speaker 4: stop stop, even if you enjoyed playing it, stop, we
Speaker 4: know fucking like, come on, six, we know what's wrong
Speaker 4: with it, right, shut stop.
Speaker 5: It's like the Lord of the Rings Conquest, where it's
Speaker 5: like I love that game, and that game is broken,
Speaker 5: like monumentally there you go like, there's no way that's
Speaker 5: like fun as fuck though it was, but it was
Speaker 5: that you couldn't put that game out now and have
Speaker 5: like it like and people would people would be like,
Speaker 5: oh yeah great, it would be like this is unbalanced,
Speaker 5: it's broken, it's messy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's fine.
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Speaker 13: why this is Actually it's supposed to run it twenty
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Speaker 13: and it's like, it's not.
Speaker 1: A conscious choice, it's it's okay.
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Speaker 5: Derek, I dona think I've ever heard you talk about
Speaker 5: the most recent Slive that album in the end so far.
Speaker 3: What do you think about it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, God, damn that shit. That shit is so underwhelming.
Speaker 4: Holy fuck. I've tried to listening to it a couple
Speaker 4: of times. We will go back once more. It is
Speaker 4: clearly undercooked.
Speaker 3: It's like a mixing issue, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of it's I don't like.
Speaker 4: The mixing doesn't sound nearly as good as the the
Speaker 4: We're Not actually kind of the twenty nineteen album, which
Speaker 4: for an album that is that far into the career
Speaker 4: is a fucking fantastic album. And then this one it
Speaker 4: was just We're finally wrote there with run Redning Records
Speaker 4: the entire time, all the people that were road running
Speaker 4: Records are gone. They fucking hate their relationship with Roadrunner
Speaker 4: Records now because the people that are there now are
Speaker 4: just exact, you know, dumb ass is They shout that
Speaker 4: album out just to be off of that label.
Speaker 1: So that's why it's so shitty. Yeah, they hold one
Speaker 1: final album.
Speaker 4: It was like this, okay, we we have They had
Speaker 4: a you know, amount of albums and the record on
Speaker 4: their contract and that was the last one. So they
Speaker 4: finally they put it out and like we're free, we
Speaker 4: can go independent, and so that's why they just shout
Speaker 4: it out. And man, it's it's not there's nothing on
Speaker 4: there that Let's just put it this way. There's nothing
Speaker 4: on there that I would ever put on a playlist
Speaker 4: or anything. You know, it's just not yea, if music's
Speaker 4: not horrible, it's just all mid all, even the fucking singles.
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