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<v Speaker 1>One O one Taco Orlando's rock station one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j r R. It is a pick your

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<v Speaker 1>ticket Thursday at one O one one w j R's Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're so inclined to maybe want to win some

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<v Speaker 1>free concert tickets, swing by at some point today. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to do it right this second sometime today will

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<v Speaker 1>suffice a whole bunch of big j r R shows again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's at one O one one w j r R

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<v Speaker 2>and Instagram shows, including dude tickets for that sold out

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<v Speaker 2>sleep Token show that has been freaking out. We were

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<v Speaker 2>giving away the tickets last week and people were I

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<v Speaker 2>want to win those. I want to win those. You

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<v Speaker 2>can win them by following us on Instagram at one

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<v Speaker 2>O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>I think metallic is available too, I believe so.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. I know many of you are early in

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<v Speaker 1>your day, perhaps in your vehicle on the way to

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<v Speaker 1>your your job right now, and I far be it

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<v Speaker 1>from us to try to shatter uh, you know, you

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<v Speaker 1>getting in the right frame of mind to face and

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<v Speaker 1>conquer the work day. And I don't I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to ruin anyone's day here, but this may just put

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a damper for some I figured it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Fire Festival too has been indefinitely postponed.

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<v Speaker 3>Who would have ever saw that coming.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, it's not looking good for Billy McFarland and

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<v Speaker 1>whoever else is behind this fraud of a music festival,

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<v Speaker 1>which you know, has moved locations twice at this point

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<v Speaker 1>and now is on a permanent indefinite hold until they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying at a later date. But the fact that they're

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<v Speaker 1>refunding tickets right now, and if you were dumb enough

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<v Speaker 1>to buy tickets.

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<v Speaker 3>To this, I shouldn't even get your money back. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not gonna go that far.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they do hope that once the new location is

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<v Speaker 1>unveiled at some point down the road, you'll return to

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<v Speaker 1>their website to purchase tickets for the great event.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't And if you ever hear anybody you know talking

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<v Speaker 2>about going to that festival, just tell him you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>you go ahead, and then just walk the other way

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<v Speaker 2>from that individual. No longer friends, Pat, that's a friendship ender.

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<v Speaker 2>If you told me you were going to Fire Festival,

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<v Speaker 2>you're fired. By the way, I can't believe they're refunding money.

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<v Speaker 1>A guy went to prison over the first failed Fire festival.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking he probably earned his ways.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he clearly hasn't because there is no fire Festival too.

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<v Speaker 1>But he did have the balls to put it on sale.

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<v Speaker 1>He probably made sure that that money that was put

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<v Speaker 1>forth by people was secured.

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<v Speaker 2>What about Antonio Brown? Did he have a day have

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<v Speaker 2>a contract for him?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're gonna have to pay him

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<v Speaker 1>his agreed He was the one act that was booked.

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<v Speaker 1>Former NFL player and now claims to be a rapper.

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<v Speaker 2>Antonio Brown again was slated to if you have a

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<v Speaker 2>friend that was going to the Fire Festival, deep, friend,

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<v Speaker 2>they're fired.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me play a little bit of the sounds that

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<v Speaker 1>were coming from inside a United Airlines flight from Denver

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<v Speaker 1>to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, when the passengers looking out the

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<v Speaker 1>window noticed flames shooting out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of one of the jet engines.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>This about seventy five minutes into the flight, after they

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<v Speaker 1>had left Denver, the pilot came on the overhead and

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<v Speaker 1>informed the passengers that they would be turning around and

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<v Speaker 1>returning to Denver.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear what it? What he was yelling?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fire fire, Oh they're upset. The fire festivals canceled. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what they were yelling about.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, nonfused.

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<v Speaker 1>You're conflating two stories here on idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>Talker back.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to make sure, man, cause of the

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<v Speaker 1>flames shooting out of the jet engine bird rabbit Easter week,

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<v Speaker 1>a rabbit got sucked. Apparently rabbit got up into the

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<v Speaker 1>jet engine area before the plane took off and was there,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, holding on for his little rabbit deer life.

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<v Speaker 3>It hopped that high to get in the end it

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<v Speaker 3>got sucked in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, it did end up then getting ingested, I believe,

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<v Speaker 1>is the term they use an aviation.

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<v Speaker 2>You took the words out of them mouth, Yeah, ingested

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<v Speaker 2>and that caused the So it was a rabbit fire, yes, wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Or easter bunny No, he wasn't. The easter bunny.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids don't sucking You thought you thought the egg story

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<v Speaker 2>was bad enough, and you're you're getting marshmallows or potatoes, potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>That whole thing that was like, that's something the news

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<v Speaker 2>cycles fell into a and yeah, it's dumb as ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was them saying replace eggs because the plastic

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<v Speaker 2>is that why?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>They were saying because braces are you know they're nineties,

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<v Speaker 1>they're up to ninety seven dollars a dozen, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think so?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, moving on from that car payment for eggs. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been remissed this week. I haven't felt any headline

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<v Speaker 1>of the week contenders until I came across this one.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is worthy to bringing up for consideration.

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<v Speaker 1>It may end up winning by default if nothing stronger

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<v Speaker 1>appears for the balance of today or tomorrow. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take an aud auto audio recording of me doing

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<v Speaker 1>this so you don't have to write.

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<v Speaker 3>It down exactly and then I just decode it? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>Tourists heartbroken after discovering iconic Abbey Road.

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<v Speaker 3>Is just a road? What do they think it was?

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<v Speaker 1>Abby Road? It is what it is is right in

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<v Speaker 1>its name. Yeah, I mean there is Abbey Road Studio,

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<v Speaker 1>which is I believe the address is three.

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<v Speaker 3>Abbey Road if I'm not mistaked. But no Abbey Road.

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<v Speaker 1>All it is is a place is Road London for

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<v Speaker 1>a photo opportunity to recreate Beatles' sixty nine album cover

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<v Speaker 1>for Abbey Road. It's just it's just a striped crosswalk.

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<v Speaker 3>That that's it. That's all there is. How did people

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<v Speaker 3>not know that you saw the album cover?

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<v Speaker 1>They thought there's gonna be like some tourist welcome center

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<v Speaker 1>there or something.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>God, if you lived on a road like that, that

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<v Speaker 2>would be Which would be worse, living on Abbey Road

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<v Speaker 2>or having eight six, seven, five three oh nine is

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<v Speaker 2>your phone number? I'd say living on Abbey Road because

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<v Speaker 2>no one makes calls anymore and you can change your

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<v Speaker 2>phone number.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Tourist heartbroken after discovering iconic Abbey Road is just a road. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Scary moment yesterday during the Mets Cardinals game when a

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<v Speaker 1>foul ball got ripped down the first base line and

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<v Speaker 1>hit the first base umpire right in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the head.

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<v Speaker 4>He shoots that one all Hunter Wendelstat and he goes down,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, did you get him in the head?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it did, got him right in the back

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<v Speaker 3>of the head.

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<v Speaker 4>We were just talking the other day about how the

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<v Speaker 4>base coaches wear helmets and that the base umpires should

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<v Speaker 4>wear them as well, and Hunter Wendelstadt took a direct shot.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's probably going to be brought up in

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<v Speaker 1>a much more serious conversation now by Major League Baseball Ironically,

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<v Speaker 1>Wendelstat had a call earlier in the game that cost

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<v Speaker 1>the Mets a run. You get nailed by a line

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<v Speaker 1>drive foul ball to the back of the head. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the video of this. If you haven't seen

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<v Speaker 1>the video footage yet, I put it on our j

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<v Speaker 1>R R Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody says, so much for that theory about lucky rabbit's foot.

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<v Speaker 1>More of them unlucky rabbit period.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you call it again? Ingested, Yes, ingusted that

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<v Speaker 3>what a horrible way to go
