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Speaker 1: there's something going on in Cali, Columbia called the UN
Speaker 1: Biodiversity Summit.
Speaker 2: That sounds pretty hardcore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, whatever it is, it's uh delegates in from
Speaker 1: all around the globe. Yeah, talking about biodiversity, which I said,
Speaker 1: sounds extremely exciting. Think got a small problem. Didn't have
Speaker 1: enough hotel accommodations for all of these delegates. Story here
Speaker 1: about a group from Uganda who arrived only to find
Speaker 1: no rooms available. That is when one of the cities
Speaker 1: numerous as they're dubbed love motels, stepped up. Oh is
Speaker 1: that like almost like a brothel? These are hourly rate
Speaker 1: motels that you know, the city's prostitutes operate out of.
Speaker 2: So you come in for this massive summit, your some
Speaker 2: top scientists representing your country, and you got to sleep
Speaker 2: in a powerless.
Speaker 1: Of They've been booked at the Motel Desios. Do you
Speaker 1: know what that means in Espaniel, Bob, you're taking Spanish.
Speaker 2: Desios Desires, Motel Desires, featuring hourly rates equipped each room
Speaker 2: equipped with circular beds, a love machine, chair, dance poles,
Speaker 2: wed ceilings, and sex swings. And again I say, all
Speaker 2: these top scientists and they go to sleep there. I
Speaker 2: was just picturing the sheets in the place. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: picture all that stuff. What are the dude? The rubber
Speaker 2: stell He's trying to sleep on a rubber sheet. The
Speaker 2: those are for pleasure, not sleeping. What are the delegates
Speaker 2: from Uganda? Said?
Speaker 1: I don't know. The boat of behind the mirrors on
Speaker 1: the ceiling. It was very funny to watch yourself falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Dude, Hello, hello, step out of the science lab. Bro.
Speaker 2: Why don't you just waltz down to room number eleven
Speaker 2: B and get Cindy. I guess that's not a Ugandian name.
Speaker 2: It gets Cindy and they're in Colombia. Have her come
Speaker 2: on over. Still, probably a room eleven B.
Speaker 1: How about the love machine chair? What do you think
Speaker 1: that is? Just fest?
Speaker 2: No way.
Speaker 1: All on that thing.
Speaker 2: I was read in between my seat today on the
Speaker 2: way to On the way to work this morning, I
Speaker 2: was trying to find my chaps tack and I thought
Speaker 2: it rolled out of my pocket. So I reached between
Speaker 2: and I just felt the in Big Blue. I was
Speaker 2: driving my daughter's something Blue. Yeah, Big Blue. But I
Speaker 2: reached in and pat. You know that feeling when you
Speaker 2: reach in between couch sheets, couch seats, or a car seat.
Speaker 2: You never know what's there. It's just crumbs. It's just
Speaker 2: a weird Okay, that's gross. You need to wash my
Speaker 2: hands kind of feeling. Think of all the nooks and
Speaker 2: crannies in a love chair.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 2: As interesting as that is, I want to back it
Speaker 2: up a little bit here, Big.
Speaker 1: Blue, what do you need to know? So?
Speaker 2: Have you just completely lost your man card and lost
Speaker 2: your truck in the process. You just know my wife,
Speaker 2: My wife wants to drive the truck while I drive
Speaker 2: the beat up Big Blue. So I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 2: happy wife, happy life. Cool? You know how, speaking of
Speaker 2: happy wife, happy life, there's got to be one for
Speaker 2: happy husband. You know how I'm sleeping back in the
Speaker 2: dorm room, as she calls it, right, why is that
Speaker 2: this time?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What's what do you mean? What I never left?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You're still in separate room. Yeah, okay. I talked her
Speaker 2: into it because honestly, it's better for both of our
Speaker 2: sleep patterns. For okay, just to fill you in really quickly,
Speaker 2: I my wife was sick about two and a half
Speaker 2: months ago, and I went and slept in the spare
Speaker 2: bedroom and then I realized this was pretty cool. Man.
Speaker 2: It's got a bathroom attached to it. It's got a
Speaker 2: beer fridge within feet and and you know, TV, all
Speaker 2: the amenities. And she was in there last week and said,
Speaker 2: it's like a love motel. This is like a dorm
Speaker 2: room in here. My god, it is that all I
Speaker 2: need to microwave on that that cabinet right there and
Speaker 2: we're zet. But anyway, so in the dorm room that
Speaker 2: I've been staying in for about two two and a
Speaker 2: half months, there's sugar ants in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I noticed him this morning.
Speaker 2: You know which ones I'm talking about, the fast little ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta put out the bowl of sugar water.
Speaker 2: If anybody else knows a remedy for sugar ants. Let
Speaker 2: me know, like the sticky blug pad or I can't
Speaker 2: have the dorm raid. No, No, that doesn't killt h Well,
Speaker 2: I mean it would, but it doesn't take care of
Speaker 2: the problem. I just I don't want the wife getting
Speaker 2: win that I have sugar ants in the dorm room.
Speaker 2: Do you want a headline of the week, Yeah, give
Speaker 2: it to me, you ready, Yeah, hope everything works out
Speaker 2: with the sugar ant issue. Somebody said, happy wife, happy life,
Speaker 2: happy husband, suspicious wife.
Speaker 1: Good point, very good points.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Frenchman dies by suicide after failed beard transplant by a
Speaker 1: state agent.
Speaker 2: WHOA okay, by suicide? Keep doing that. I'm still writing.
Speaker 1: Frenchman dies by suicide after failed beard transplant by a
Speaker 1: state agent.
Speaker 2: How do you get a beard transplant?
Speaker 1: I had never heard of such a thing until I
Speaker 1: saw this item here. French guy goes, as I guess
Speaker 1: a lot of folks have been doing as of late,
Speaker 1: to Istanbul, Turkey, where you can get cut rate medical
Speaker 1: procedures as far as price goes.
Speaker 2: We had another story where somebody went tastambili Yeah, so uh.
Speaker 1: Which, Hey, if you can save money on a legit
Speaker 1: medical procedure. I'm all for that, because medical prices are
Speaker 1: ridiculously overpriced. Keyword here, legit. This was not legit, as
Speaker 1: the said beard transplant was performed by an estate agent,
Speaker 1: a real estate guy doing bear transplants.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. A guy in a slow real
Speaker 2: estate market. He's got Yeah, he's got to get a
Speaker 2: side hustle going. So, uh, this is I don't want
Speaker 2: to even see face to beard trans You ain't a
Speaker 2: bunch of hair out of the back of your head,
Speaker 2: try to transplant it onto your face. I guess if
Speaker 2: you have a problem growing a beard. And then it
Speaker 2: caused this guy to kill himself. Yeah, I guess. It
Speaker 2: was so bad.
Speaker 1: And the hair, the hair foucles that were ripped out
Speaker 1: of his head where it was done so bad that
Speaker 1: they weren't going to grow back. So now he has
Speaker 1: hair on his face, but no hair on the back
Speaker 1: of his head, and he's just he went into this
Speaker 1: downward spiral and.
Speaker 2: That was it. He couldn't take it. You're French. You
Speaker 2: just have the mustache. You know, we we that one,
Speaker 2: you know, the one that's a little yellow from all
Speaker 2: the SIGs. Uh, let's Compare that headline, by the way,
Speaker 2: that is Frenchman dies by suicide after beard failed beard
Speaker 2: transplant from the state agent. Find a state agent. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's today's. Yesterday's was Florida uber eats driver, spitz in
Speaker 2: customers face, steals food and yard decoration fall decor. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: said happy follow y'all. See what else is? I think
Speaker 2: happy fall y'all's winning so far this week.
Speaker 1: See what else is well? Happy fall y'all wasn't in
Speaker 1: the headline, Taco that was part of the body of
Speaker 1: the store, no, I know.
Speaker 2: But just the fact that she spit in the customer's face,
Speaker 2: took the food and a yard signs pretty good. Plus
Speaker 2: the other one of all, suicide was kind of like,
Speaker 2: you know, not that big. I wasn't focusing on that.
Speaker 1: I was focusing on beard transplant by an a state agent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's It's not something you usually encounter every day.
Speaker 2: Thank you to everybody at the text line for the
Speaker 2: sugar ants in my dorm room. Pat Tarot is what
Speaker 2: is called tarot bait. I'll be picking that up later today.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it so my and nobody tell mus Taco
Speaker 2: about the sugar ants in the dorm room.
Speaker 1: Well, especially if it comes out one hundred thousand want
Speaker 1: radio station.
Speaker 2: No, I think we got some pretty hush hush kind
Speaker 2: of peeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll just assume none of her friends or acquaintances
Speaker 1: are listening right now.
Speaker 2: That's a good assumption. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Police are called to uh a disturbance at the Burnaby
Speaker 1: Mountain golf course. This in a British Columbia, Canada, where
Speaker 1: the suspect, who ended up being arrested and according to police,
Speaker 1: apparently had a few too many drinks, assaulted another golfer
Speaker 1: by breaking his driver over his head.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's wrong with you? MP? We could
Speaker 2: de escalate this, that's like pat. Yes, I have the
Speaker 2: video footage of that on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: It goes along. You want to hear that clunk again?
Speaker 1: Listen to oh my god, what's.
Speaker 2: Wrong with you down?
Speaker 1: RCMP?
Speaker 2: We can escalate. The dude was pissed because that group
Speaker 2: had hit up on him. Uh huh, and that that
Speaker 2: that's how it ended. Did he hit did he had
Speaker 2: broke off when he hit him?
Speaker 1: So it was just the shaft? Well you watched you
Speaker 1: tell me, I don't know. It sounded like he landed.
Speaker 2: With that because if it's if it's the the actually dude,
Speaker 2: they can he put the dude on the ground. I
Speaker 2: guarandamntee it or Hmber driver to the head or failed
Speaker 2: Beard transplants driver to the head, not just the shaft.
Speaker 2: I got every all I wanted the shaft people. Yes
Speaker 2: they're in the dorm room. On demand download the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: All right,