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<v Speaker 1>One with Lichtaco, Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j R R. I remember we'll be uh shooting

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<v Speaker 1>Told you yesterday are latest winners here on JR R.

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<v Speaker 1>Merrill and Amy both one one thousand dollars on Friday. So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something going on in Cali, Columbia called the UN

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<v Speaker 1>Biodiversity Summit.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds pretty hardcore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, whatever it is, it's uh delegates in from

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<v Speaker 1>all around the globe. Yeah, talking about biodiversity, which I said,

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<v Speaker 1>sounds extremely exciting. Think got a small problem. Didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>enough hotel accommodations for all of these delegates. Story here

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<v Speaker 1>about a group from Uganda who arrived only to find

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<v Speaker 1>no rooms available. That is when one of the cities

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<v Speaker 1>numerous as they're dubbed love motels, stepped up. Oh is

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<v Speaker 1>that like almost like a brothel? These are hourly rate

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<v Speaker 1>motels that you know, the city's prostitutes operate out of.

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<v Speaker 2>So you come in for this massive summit, your some

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<v Speaker 2>top scientists representing your country, and you got to sleep

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<v Speaker 2>in a powerless.

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<v Speaker 1>Of They've been booked at the Motel Desios. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what that means in Espaniel, Bob, you're taking Spanish.

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<v Speaker 2>Desios Desires, Motel Desires, featuring hourly rates equipped each room

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<v Speaker 2>equipped with circular beds, a love machine, chair, dance poles,

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<v Speaker 2>wed ceilings, and sex swings. And again I say, all

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<v Speaker 2>these top scientists and they go to sleep there. I

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<v Speaker 2>was just picturing the sheets in the place. I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>picture all that stuff. What are the dude? The rubber

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<v Speaker 2>stell He's trying to sleep on a rubber sheet. The

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<v Speaker 2>those are for pleasure, not sleeping. What are the delegates

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<v Speaker 2>from Uganda? Said?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. The boat of behind the mirrors on

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling. It was very funny to watch yourself falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, Hello, hello, step out of the science lab. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you just waltz down to room number eleven

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<v Speaker 2>B and get Cindy. I guess that's not a Ugandian name.

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<v Speaker 2>It gets Cindy and they're in Colombia. Have her come

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<v Speaker 2>on over. Still, probably a room eleven B.

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<v Speaker 1>How about the love machine chair? What do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that is? Just fest?

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<v Speaker 2>No way.

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<v Speaker 1>All on that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was read in between my seat today on the

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<v Speaker 2>way to On the way to work this morning, I

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to find my chaps tack and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>it rolled out of my pocket. So I reached between

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<v Speaker 2>and I just felt the in Big Blue. I was

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<v Speaker 2>driving my daughter's something Blue. Yeah, Big Blue. But I

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<v Speaker 2>reached in and pat. You know that feeling when you

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<v Speaker 2>reach in between couch sheets, couch seats, or a car seat.

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<v Speaker 2>You never know what's there. It's just crumbs. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>a weird Okay, that's gross. You need to wash my

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<v Speaker 2>hands kind of feeling. Think of all the nooks and

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<v Speaker 2>crannies in a love chair.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey.

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<v Speaker 2>As interesting as that is, I want to back it

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<v Speaker 2>up a little bit here, Big.

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<v Speaker 1>Blue, what do you need to know? So?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you just completely lost your man card and lost

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<v Speaker 2>your truck in the process. You just know my wife,

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<v Speaker 2>My wife wants to drive the truck while I drive

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<v Speaker 2>the beat up Big Blue. So I'm gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 2>happy wife, happy life. Cool? You know how, speaking of

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<v Speaker 2>happy wife, happy life, there's got to be one for

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<v Speaker 2>happy husband. You know how I'm sleeping back in the

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<v Speaker 2>dorm room, as she calls it, right, why is that

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<v Speaker 2>this time?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>What's what do you mean? What I never left?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>You're still in separate room. Yeah, okay. I talked her

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<v Speaker 2>into it because honestly, it's better for both of our

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<v Speaker 2>sleep patterns. For okay, just to fill you in really quickly,

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<v Speaker 2>I my wife was sick about two and a half

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<v Speaker 2>months ago, and I went and slept in the spare

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom and then I realized this was pretty cool. Man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got a bathroom attached to it. It's got a

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<v Speaker 2>beer fridge within feet and and you know, TV, all

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<v Speaker 2>the amenities. And she was in there last week and said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a love motel. This is like a dorm

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<v Speaker 2>room in here. My god, it is that all I

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<v Speaker 2>need to microwave on that that cabinet right there and

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<v Speaker 2>we're zet. But anyway, so in the dorm room that

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<v Speaker 2>I've been staying in for about two two and a

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<v Speaker 2>half months, there's sugar ants in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed him this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know which ones I'm talking about, the fast little ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we gotta put out the bowl of sugar water.

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<v Speaker 2>If anybody else knows a remedy for sugar ants. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me know, like the sticky blug pad or I can't

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<v Speaker 2>have the dorm raid. No, No, that doesn't killt h Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it would, but it doesn't take care of

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<v Speaker 2>the problem. I just I don't want the wife getting

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<v Speaker 2>win that I have sugar ants in the dorm room.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want a headline of the week, Yeah, give

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<v Speaker 2>it to me, you ready, Yeah, hope everything works out

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<v Speaker 2>with the sugar ant issue. Somebody said, happy wife, happy life,

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<v Speaker 2>happy husband, suspicious wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Good point, very good points.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Frenchman dies by suicide after failed beard transplant by a

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<v Speaker 1>state agent.

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<v Speaker 2>WHOA okay, by suicide? Keep doing that. I'm still writing.

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<v Speaker 1>Frenchman dies by suicide after failed beard transplant by a

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<v Speaker 1>state agent.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you get a beard transplant?

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<v Speaker 1>I had never heard of such a thing until I

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<v Speaker 1>saw this item here. French guy goes, as I guess

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of folks have been doing as of late,

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<v Speaker 1>to Istanbul, Turkey, where you can get cut rate medical

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<v Speaker 1>procedures as far as price goes.

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<v Speaker 2>We had another story where somebody went tastambili Yeah, so uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Which, Hey, if you can save money on a legit

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<v Speaker 1>medical procedure. I'm all for that, because medical prices are

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculously overpriced. Keyword here, legit. This was not legit, as

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<v Speaker 1>the said beard transplant was performed by an estate agent,

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<v Speaker 1>a real estate guy doing bear transplants.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it is. A guy in a slow real

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<v Speaker 2>estate market. He's got Yeah, he's got to get a

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<v Speaker 2>side hustle going. So, uh, this is I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to even see face to beard trans You ain't a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of hair out of the back of your head,

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<v Speaker 2>try to transplant it onto your face. I guess if

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<v Speaker 2>you have a problem growing a beard. And then it

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<v Speaker 2>caused this guy to kill himself. Yeah, I guess. It

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<v Speaker 2>was so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>And the hair, the hair foucles that were ripped out

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<v Speaker 1>of his head where it was done so bad that

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<v Speaker 1>they weren't going to grow back. So now he has

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<v Speaker 1>hair on his face, but no hair on the back

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<v Speaker 1>of his head, and he's just he went into this

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<v Speaker 1>downward spiral and.

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<v Speaker 2>That was it. He couldn't take it. You're French. You

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<v Speaker 2>just have the mustache. You know, we we that one,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the one that's a little yellow from all

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<v Speaker 2>the SIGs. Uh, let's Compare that headline, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>that is Frenchman dies by suicide after beard failed beard

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<v Speaker 2>transplant from the state agent. Find a state agent. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's today's. Yesterday's was Florida uber eats driver, spitz in

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<v Speaker 2>customers face, steals food and yard decoration fall decor. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>said happy follow y'all. See what else is? I think

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<v Speaker 2>happy fall y'all's winning so far this week.

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<v Speaker 1>See what else is well? Happy fall y'all wasn't in

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<v Speaker 1>the headline, Taco that was part of the body of

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<v Speaker 1>the store, no, I know.

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<v Speaker 2>But just the fact that she spit in the customer's face,

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<v Speaker 2>took the food and a yard signs pretty good. Plus

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<v Speaker 2>the other one of all, suicide was kind of like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, not that big. I wasn't focusing on that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was focusing on beard transplant by an a state agent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's It's not something you usually encounter every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you to everybody at the text line for the

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<v Speaker 2>sugar ants in my dorm room. Pat Tarot is what

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<v Speaker 2>is called tarot bait. I'll be picking that up later today.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciate it so my and nobody tell mus Taco

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<v Speaker 2>about the sugar ants in the dorm room.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, especially if it comes out one hundred thousand want

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<v Speaker 1>radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think we got some pretty hush hush kind

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<v Speaker 2>of peeps.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'll just assume none of her friends or acquaintances

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<v Speaker 1>are listening right now.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good assumption. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Police are called to uh a disturbance at the Burnaby

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<v Speaker 1>Mountain golf course. This in a British Columbia, Canada, where

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<v Speaker 1>the suspect, who ended up being arrested and according to police,

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<v Speaker 1>apparently had a few too many drinks, assaulted another golfer

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<v Speaker 1>by breaking his driver over his head.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, what's wrong with you? MP? We could

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<v Speaker 2>de escalate this, that's like pat. Yes, I have the

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<v Speaker 2>video footage of that on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>It goes along. You want to hear that clunk again?

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to oh my god, what's.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrong with you down?

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<v Speaker 1>RCMP?

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<v Speaker 2>We can escalate. The dude was pissed because that group

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<v Speaker 2>had hit up on him. Uh huh, and that that

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<v Speaker 2>that's how it ended. Did he hit did he had

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<v Speaker 2>broke off when he hit him?

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<v Speaker 1>So it was just the shaft? Well you watched you

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, I don't know. It sounded like he landed.

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<v Speaker 2>With that because if it's if it's the the actually dude,

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<v Speaker 2>they can he put the dude on the ground. I

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<v Speaker 2>guarandamntee it or Hmber driver to the head or failed

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<v Speaker 2>Beard transplants driver to the head, not just the shaft.

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<v Speaker 2>I got every all I wanted the shaft people. Yes

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<v Speaker 2>they're in the dorm room. On demand download the iHeartRadio app.

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<v Speaker 1>All right,