Speaker 1: Oh was it too?
Speaker 2: I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, there was actually a video. All right, bro,
Speaker 3: I feel low my love. All right, I want to
Speaker 3: welcome everybody back. So sheally awkward, you know, nigga beIN
Speaker 3: on Uh seems like never ending fucking maternity. But we're
Speaker 3: here today. No, I've been feeling the hell of a
Speaker 3: lot better. So if this is your first time joining us,
Speaker 3: I would like to properly introduce myself. I'm your host
Speaker 3: of favorite motivation of speaker me Me met me.
Speaker 1: So as your you know what, We're not even gonna
Speaker 1: get into her life.
Speaker 2: Big mama. Hey, that's a lie.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. That's a lie.
Speaker 3: And you know what, my baby daddy was not aware
Speaker 3: of that until this weekend.
Speaker 1: And now I got him contemplating.
Speaker 3: And he was like, he was like yo, I was like,
Speaker 3: you see how you know at attention you get as
Speaker 3: soon as the belly come out. I'm like, it's a
Speaker 3: lot of people who have that that going for them. Hey, no, Mario,
Speaker 3: wait till Mario come in to comment.
Speaker 2: Because you got a fanding me.
Speaker 1: It's so funny because he was on he was on
Speaker 1: my post talk.
Speaker 2: About the whole team nail laying out here remigging you.
Speaker 3: I am joined by my two co hosts. We got
Speaker 3: the man behind the magic, mister tone Death. He is
Speaker 3: responsible for all of the visual, the wonderful intro and
Speaker 3: you know, all of the ship that goes on.
Speaker 1: This is his setup.
Speaker 3: Shout out to uh, to the freddio and of course, hey,
Speaker 3: you're really coming into your fuck nigger ear.
Speaker 2: You're draping on the shoulders.
Speaker 1: Now, I've been going too long.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, wait a minute, look at it. We're like, somebody,
Speaker 3: look at this.
Speaker 2: Ain't no lok.
Speaker 4: You know you're feeling yourself down for the thing about
Speaker 4: the like just the people who like watch the pot
Speaker 4: really got to watch me grow into being a fuck
Speaker 4: nigger but crazy like I went from I went from
Speaker 4: having an afro and a chin strip. So now my
Speaker 4: hair sis on my shoulders and a decent a decent
Speaker 4: amount of beer beer connects.
Speaker 1: And it's funny because.
Speaker 3: UH and my Facebook memories, your hair was like when
Speaker 3: you were just growing it.
Speaker 1: It was me yelling hey kool aid when you came
Speaker 1: out and read a jogging suit.
Speaker 2: Why are you like? You shared this later.
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: But I am I am definitely.
Speaker 2: Hey, how many months are you.
Speaker 3: Happy to be back on the couch. So we gotta
Speaker 3: stopped counting a while ago. And and that was the
Speaker 3: reason why, Like.
Speaker 2: She won't tell nobody this is the biggest cigarette and
Speaker 2: hip hop bruh.
Speaker 6: She wouldn't even tell her. She she wouldn't even openly
Speaker 6: admit she was pregnant. She like, maybe I am, maybe
Speaker 6: I'm not well, Like.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't do that, dude.
Speaker 3: Well no, And that's the thing. So it wasn't being
Speaker 3: secretive as far as like trust issues.
Speaker 1: It was more being.
Speaker 2: Secretive due to you just want to make yo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like having issues with like you know, miscarriages and
Speaker 3: ship in between, and it's like having people checking for
Speaker 3: your due date and then it's like dang, what happened
Speaker 3: or or constantly you know what I'm saying, asking and
Speaker 3: then you got to explain that ship all over again.
Speaker 3: So it feels like this is the longest pregnancy in
Speaker 3: history because after having miscarriages and going back to back,
Speaker 3: like this one is sticking.
Speaker 2: You've been pregnant as long as Caring On sisters.
Speaker 3: Bro, It's been almost a year of like just pregnant.
Speaker 3: Because I first found out June eighth, last year. We're
Speaker 3: almost at June eighth again?
Speaker 2: What what? Yeah? Nah?
Speaker 6: She was talking about how Mini said she found out
Speaker 6: June eighth last year and eighth this year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but because of losses and between like it's but
Speaker 3: this is here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we done made it? What primacy are we? Two? Early? Three? Yep?
Speaker 2: So late too?
Speaker 6: Yep so so meet me pregnant? The Knicks make it
Speaker 6: to the Eastern Conference finals.
Speaker 2: So definite.
Speaker 6: Because she show told us on our show, damn niggas
Speaker 6: have me cool though, that's hoight.
Speaker 2: I went and got me some chicken earlier. You valid though,
Speaker 2: so that should definitely be worth the.
Speaker 6: Way she said, y'all could slide tomorrow. I don't know
Speaker 6: where we sliding to class tomorrow. I will be sliding
Speaker 6: around the pig tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Shot the pig. Well, no, I got I got a
Speaker 2: morning tomorrow. I still got class. I'm just saying for
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 6: In general, I'm trying to better myself. My baby sister
Speaker 6: graduated from her second.
Speaker 3: College this weekend. That's awesome. Go ahead and clap it
Speaker 3: up for a while.
Speaker 2: Do I still have buttons? And shoot? I feel like
Speaker 2: I've been moved out.
Speaker 1: Well something we're trying to take over my time, my
Speaker 1: time slotting everything.
Speaker 2: We wasn't trying to take this can't even.
Speaker 3: Go on fucking break for health reasons. Mothers taking over
Speaker 3: and we wasn't taking it over. We were just making
Speaker 3: sure people didn't forget.
Speaker 2: Who you were.
Speaker 1: It's like it wasn't my show, so that they didn't
Speaker 1: have nothing to do.
Speaker 6: It's like putting the Superman animated series in the same
Speaker 6: time slot. Justice League used to come out while we
Speaker 6: wait for season five.
Speaker 2: That's all we wouldn't.
Speaker 6: We wasn't doing hoostly awkward. We were doing the deaths.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I would have recorded last week, but you know it
Speaker 3: was Mother's Day. I had told Tree to that too
Speaker 3: that she was like, are you gonna go record tonight?
Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, me me pregnant, So I don't think so.
Speaker 6: She's like that they never stopped her before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've recorded on Mother's Day, but.
Speaker 2: You recorded on many holidays.
Speaker 3: Hey, I don't give a fuck about it, especially like
Speaker 3: this Mother's Day. Bro, I wanted to square with my kids,
Speaker 3: like why you let me tell you something this like this,
Speaker 3: I'm starting from scratch, like this is this is.
Speaker 2: A new beginning. Ye you understand? Yeah, yeah, back at.
Speaker 1: I am team mcnight. I get it.
Speaker 2: No, So.
Speaker 1: I spent most of the weekend with baby Daddy. That's
Speaker 1: not bad.
Speaker 6: Can this man be elevated to some kind of standard
Speaker 6: title that is a standard.
Speaker 2: And it's tit of a damn near a year because
Speaker 2: pregnancy has never ended?
Speaker 6: Does he know that this title exists? So we can
Speaker 6: start selling the shirts.
Speaker 4: Maybe we're gonna sell the shirts without them, bro, I
Speaker 4: don't want her coming up for none of the prophets,
Speaker 4: so because I was losing court nigga, she said on
Speaker 4: the show every week.
Speaker 2: She's one of the few shows that ain't got a contract.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, now, how is it that you're talking
Speaker 3: about some Do he know? Because you don't want me
Speaker 3: coming for the property. It don't matter if he come
Speaker 3: or not if I see my ship. I'm sueing, nigga.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm telling Doud I gotta get okay.
Speaker 3: Threatened to sue Wan when he made the bait that's
Speaker 3: not babe with the emoji eyes, because that's how the
Speaker 3: thank you thank you see, he was bait that's not babe.
Speaker 3: Now he b D sounds like a promotion to me.
Speaker 3: B D sounds like something you catching you can't get
Speaker 3: rid of. Technically, he went from BT n B to
Speaker 3: B D T E B T. It's like when every
Speaker 3: year they add a new letter onto the lesbian and
Speaker 3: gay community.
Speaker 2: Lesbian separate the lesbian from the rest. So while I
Speaker 2: was at process last year and.
Speaker 3: I actually, well, no, because I didn't feel like going
Speaker 3: through the whole fucking alphabet. And what does it start with?
Speaker 3: It starts with lesbian. So clearly they are like the
Speaker 3: stars of the show. They're the David Ruffins.
Speaker 2: If they the stars of the shows, does that mean
Speaker 2: the T closes it? No? Would the T be the
Speaker 2: opening act? No?
Speaker 1: Because remember there's a Q and a plus sign.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you go there's more stuff that goes
Speaker 6: on behind the plus. Those are like the d leagues
Speaker 6: of there's a two C in there or a two S.
Speaker 6: Something I've seen the number I was done.
Speaker 1: Well, he is something she caught now can't get rid
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: That's in more than one way.
Speaker 3: Listen, and it's it's and it's so funny because I
Speaker 3: had all of these jokes about you know, well, if
Speaker 3: it's a girl, he goa you know, he gonna be
Speaker 3: a single having two girls already and what I've been
Speaker 3: dealing with, he would definitely be a single dad.
Speaker 1: Because now let's start off. Let's start off with Ree.
Speaker 3: Rie is about to be twenty one, Okay, twenty one
Speaker 3: as a black mom. Ree does not understand how good
Speaker 3: she has it to have me as a mother, because
Speaker 3: we know in our community, even if it wasn't us specifically,
Speaker 3: we all know somebody who had it real fucked up.
Speaker 3: I mean, as motherfuckers wasn't even out of high school.
Speaker 3: They wasn't even graduated yet, and they had to provide
Speaker 3: for theirself.
Speaker 1: They had to buy their.
Speaker 3: Own school clothes and shoes and supplies and all of
Speaker 3: this shit because they got a job. It's like, damn, motherfucker,
Speaker 3: I'm still your responsibility. As soon as they got a job,
Speaker 3: had to start kicking in on.
Speaker 2: Bills and shit. Yep.
Speaker 1: As soon as they turned eighteen, they had to get
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 2: Out yep, because you're messing up my section eight. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And it's like you are turning twenty one and the
Speaker 3: only thing you paid your cell phone bill and you
Speaker 3: just started paying that a couple months ago, because and
Speaker 3: it was mainly and it wasn't even because of wreath
Speaker 3: It was really because of my mom, because my mom
Speaker 3: was always playing me about paying me my money back.
Speaker 3: So AT and T came out with split pay. So
Speaker 3: with I used to have the phone bill on auto
Speaker 3: pay with my account information in their shit.
Speaker 1: It was so big.
Speaker 3: It got to the point where like because I can't,
Speaker 3: you can't have auto pay and split pay at the
Speaker 3: same time, right, Yeah, I had to give up my
Speaker 3: auto pay discount, and I think the autopay discounts were
Speaker 3: like ten dollars a line.
Speaker 2: Bro, we got like six lines. That's a lot of lunes.
Speaker 3: He because I got two lines, Mama got her line,
Speaker 3: Jelly got her line, and then we got too line
Speaker 3: because she got her phone and her iPad, so six
Speaker 3: lines total, and I was like, bucket, we turn it
Speaker 3: it off. So with the split pay, every month now
Speaker 3: when the bill is due, I designated who pays which line,
Speaker 3: so I pay for three, I pay my two and
Speaker 3: jellybans Mama pay hers and then repays her two. I'm
Speaker 3: still paying the insurance and shit for everybody's phone though,
Speaker 3: because they don't split that. So every month each person
Speaker 3: who's you know, paying whatever, they get a text saying
Speaker 3: your portion of the bill is due. This is how
Speaker 3: much it is, this is the link to pay it.
Speaker 3: So that was the only way to get motherfuckers to
Speaker 3: start paying a portion because I got a cigarette. Shit, Okay,
Speaker 3: so you just started doing I think the first month
Speaker 3: I did that was like February and it's you know, May,
Speaker 3: so you've only been doing that for a couple of months.
Speaker 1: But it's like.
Speaker 3: I couldn't qualify for like stamps and all that because
Speaker 3: they count Red's income right while you were in school.
Speaker 3: You didn't have to pay while you were in school.
Speaker 3: The amount that wasn't covered by scholarships and grants and
Speaker 3: all of that shit. I was paying out of pocket
Speaker 3: each semester on every month because I was on the
Speaker 3: payment plan. So I was paying every month out of
Speaker 3: pocket for you to go to school. After you said
Speaker 3: fuck it the little and it wasn't it was less
Speaker 3: than three thousand and student loans that was taken out right,
Speaker 3: So and I did that for a reason. I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: if I pay whatever out of pocket, that a lessoning
Speaker 3: amount of loans. But my agreement was as long as
Speaker 3: she graduated, I was gonna pay her student loans back.
Speaker 2: Oh so the minute that that that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, now you're responsible for.
Speaker 6: You on it goes Souse hit her credit report, Well,
Speaker 6: it was gonna hit her credit report, but it was
Speaker 6: gonna be the document my account.
Speaker 3: Because it was to a point where like so once
Speaker 3: she left school after her freshman year, I stopped the
Speaker 3: direct deposits. Every two weeks, I had money going from
Speaker 3: my paychecks into her account. You live here, rent and
Speaker 3: bill free. I'm paying for your school. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: help you out as much as I can because I
Speaker 3: want you when you do decide to leave the nest,
Speaker 3: I want you to have a nice cushion to where
Speaker 3: you not immediately struggling. I know how that was right.
Speaker 3: I had to get out of my mom house because
Speaker 3: it was like, bro, I'm not gonna stay in the
Speaker 3: house with this nigga.
Speaker 1: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: And then it's like you pay your fucking first month
Speaker 3: rent and your security deposit. Now you fucking you scraping
Speaker 3: buy and shit because you spend the bulk of your
Speaker 3: money up front just to move in. And it's like,
Speaker 3: knowing the amount of money that she has saved, I
Speaker 3: made sure that her credit is up there, like you
Speaker 3: were set further.
Speaker 2: Because I'm gonna forget later. Uh.
Speaker 6: Pbvs are opening up and they picking people, So make
Speaker 6: sure you check her ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've changed it to my email.
Speaker 2: That's okay. Yeah, I took it out of her.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But she has this thing where because she now redes,
Speaker 3: she works a lot. She'll pull doubles, she do all
Speaker 3: that ship, so she she will definitely work. She about
Speaker 3: her money, but she's so stingy, inconsiderate when it comes
Speaker 3: to the household. But she's very generous with these hopes.
Speaker 2: Taking advice from no so because that's why.
Speaker 3: The same time, so she don't want to contribute or
Speaker 3: help with nothing in the household. But it's like Mother's
Speaker 3: Day was set me off this whole day and I
Speaker 3: waited cause like Friday night, I spent the night with
Speaker 3: baby Daddy, that's not babe all Saturday because he knew
Speaker 3: that he had to work Sunday, so he took me out.
Speaker 1: We did everything. We did a lot of stuff on Saturday.
Speaker 3: We spent the whole day out kicking it on Saturday,
Speaker 3: and then Sunday, like that morning, you know, we was
Speaker 3: kicking whatever until it was time for him to go
Speaker 3: to work. Then he took me back home, so we
Speaker 3: wasn't even at home anyway. But by the time I
Speaker 3: got home, she was there, and she has this thing
Speaker 3: where like cause she's mad that I'm having a baby.
Speaker 1: Right, this is my house and this is my pussy.
Speaker 1: What you mad about?
Speaker 6: I mean, for a while, that pussy was paying the bills,
Speaker 6: so by definition, that pussy ain't bringing on money in
Speaker 6: So it's like.
Speaker 3: You walked through this motherfucker with a chip on your shoulder,
Speaker 3: with an attitude, and shit, you didn't even you didn't
Speaker 3: even say Happy Mother's Day. So not only did you
Speaker 3: not like buy me a car, get a bitch of
Speaker 3: sausage biscuit, you didn't even say Happy Mother's Day. So
Speaker 3: I caught around on that shit, and I'm like, you
Speaker 3: walk around this motherfucker like you got a chip on
Speaker 3: your shoulder, like you mad at the fucking world, like
Speaker 3: you can't speak or do nothing, and to know everything
Speaker 3: that I do to put in place for you to
Speaker 3: be successful, and shit like it pissed me off. And
Speaker 3: I've never been at a point where like I've never
Speaker 3: wanted to put my kids out of my house. That's yeah,
Speaker 3: that's well, that's just that's not the kind of parent
Speaker 3: that I wanted to be. And it's like, I'm at
Speaker 3: a point now where it's like, if you got this
Speaker 3: much of a problem with me, had like cause this
Speaker 3: baby gonna be here regardless, you can go like I'm
Speaker 3: not telling you that, you know, get the fuck out
Speaker 3: and calling you all out your name and all that
Speaker 3: ship like a lot of other parents would have done
Speaker 3: by now. But you're not finna be in my fucking
Speaker 3: house with this attitude like you run ship. You think
Speaker 3: you got the biggest dick in the house because you
Speaker 3: were les me and I can pull some shit out
Speaker 3: of my closet playing yeah damn im, I had to
Speaker 3: move it out and put my baby shit in it.
Speaker 1: Had I been using it a lot more, wouldn't not lies?
Speaker 2: Lies?
Speaker 6: Because if anybody has you fucking hypnotized?
Speaker 2: Is that nigga?
Speaker 1: I know we talked about that this.
Speaker 3: Week, but it's just it's it's wild, man, Cause it's
Speaker 3: like to have a kid who is looked I mean,
Speaker 3: she she an adult. Now, you have never had to
Speaker 3: struggle even when I was going through shit like I mean,
Speaker 3: she got bad like disconnection noticed type shit. Knowing that
Speaker 3: she had all this money sitting in her account. You
Speaker 3: know I never touched it. That's the bogus part right there.
Speaker 6: When you got that bread, and you know you could
Speaker 6: at least do something like here, mom, I know I
Speaker 6: planned on moving out soon, but use this at least,
Speaker 6: like does she notice she was struggling.
Speaker 2: Everybody in the house. That's what picks me out, especially
Speaker 2: like my mom.
Speaker 3: So it was like, let's keep it honest. What do
Speaker 3: you mean when she gonna do? She don't pay nothing
Speaker 3: every month, So she got a fucking income.
Speaker 2: She could have helped. How she get this ability, how
Speaker 2: much she gets.
Speaker 3: I think the payments now are like this year, I
Speaker 3: think they went up to like fourteen hundred. Oh no,
Speaker 3: but then they take but then they take whatever out
Speaker 3: for like health.
Speaker 1: Care and shit.
Speaker 2: She could have been in somebody's low income.
Speaker 3: But it's like even then, I'm sorry I never went
Speaker 3: because I have access to everything. I never went and
Speaker 3: be like, all right, well, I'm finna take this money
Speaker 3: out and pay this with it and whatever whatever, and
Speaker 3: then I pay you back, like.
Speaker 2: You know, because wood the parents do.
Speaker 3: They take your fucking money and say they gonna pay
Speaker 3: you back, and then they don't pay you back.
Speaker 1: I didn't touch your money at all. I had to
Speaker 1: figure that shit out.
Speaker 2: But at the same time, it was like, Brodie, yes,
Speaker 2: you should want Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like at that point, it's like, it's not it's not
Speaker 4: me taking from you. It's like, bro, you live here
Speaker 4: if we if I fail, you feel because you don't
Speaker 4: plan on going.
Speaker 2: Nowhere right now. So if I'm asked out, you ass out.
Speaker 1: And I think the crazy part about it, and I
Speaker 1: think the crazy part about it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: hindsight is twenty twenty, and it's like, bro, what the
Speaker 1: fuck would you felt guilty for?
Speaker 3: It ain't like she was a mind. It ain't like
Speaker 3: he was taking money from Jellyban. She's a fucking adult
Speaker 3: that's still live at home, right So it's it's it's
Speaker 3: really really, you know, getting to that point now where
Speaker 3: it's like, I think.
Speaker 6: It's because you don't want to be your mom, and
Speaker 6: when it came to the living situation, your mom did
Speaker 6: things that you don't want to do, so you kind
Speaker 6: of being like soft coddling them and making them be
Speaker 6: accountable for ship they should be accountable for against they.
Speaker 3: Will and now yeah, and and and I've said that
Speaker 3: I said, there's a balance that you really have to
Speaker 3: find between trying not to be your parents but also
Speaker 3: not creating a fucking monster. Because now Jellybean is not
Speaker 3: jelly Bean just broke. Jelly Bean just broke. But but
Speaker 3: Jellyban isn't inconsiderate read like reworks at fucking shake shack
Speaker 3: when I know she brings sh home, but she bro
Speaker 3: she take all that shit in the room. When I
Speaker 3: tell you, this motherfucker can have like four or five burgers,
Speaker 3: three orders of fries, she come with shakes, all kind
Speaker 3: of shit.
Speaker 1: You would think that she would.
Speaker 3: Feed the household, right, all that should be for her,
Speaker 3: And then a lot of times she don't even eat it.
Speaker 3: She'll leave it in a fucking refrigerator, and then we
Speaker 3: end up throwing it out on garbage that because she
Speaker 3: didn't even eat it. She put fries and ship in
Speaker 3: the yeah, and it's like.
Speaker 2: Right here, and I get it. I watched my little
Speaker 2: brother do this shit day and day out, and I
Speaker 2: just be like, why are you like this?
Speaker 4: You can say whatever you want about wand but I
Speaker 4: know for a fact that I'm not stanch even if
Speaker 4: I don't fuck even if I know I don't want
Speaker 4: to share with you, Like, I'm not like that. Like
Speaker 4: when I go, like and I work at the grocery store.
Speaker 4: If I want something, I'm bringing it home. I got juice,
Speaker 4: I got kegs, I got cookies, I got pots. And
Speaker 4: if you say broken, I have something, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: say no.
Speaker 2: Even though you know I don't want to share. I
Speaker 2: wish you wouldn't ask me.
Speaker 3: And it's funny that you grew up that way because
Speaker 3: growing it, your mama was stingy.
Speaker 2: She didn't.
Speaker 1: Like when I tell you it can be a stack
Speaker 1: like this, a fucking caprices and you can hey, whnny
Speaker 1: can I have a juice?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 3: I ain't got no juice. Bro, I'm looking at it.
Speaker 3: And she was like that the entire time. Bro, Like
Speaker 3: even Aul like like, but bro, he.
Speaker 2: Just watching that.
Speaker 4: It just always looked weird, Like why was, bro, You're
Speaker 4: gonna go to the store and buy some more. That's
Speaker 4: what I don't understand about pants was like, you buy
Speaker 4: all this ship, you put it in the house, and
Speaker 4: then you want to regulate how the fuck we eat it.
Speaker 6: No, Okay, to a certain extent, you gotta regulate some
Speaker 6: ship because it was the good ship.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna go back to the store.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can't afford what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But in this case, they stop piled like because there there.
Speaker 2: How, if you see the way my mama shot I've seen.
Speaker 1: There, that's because because because his mom has always shocked
Speaker 1: like it was the pandemic when it came to snacks
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not even being like you gotta get.
Speaker 3: To say twice, Tears said. I think the older kids
Speaker 3: be low key. Man, we still be fucking and ship,
Speaker 3: so now they know how babies are made.
Speaker 1: Be big mad for real, for real.
Speaker 3: The cole said, these kids and young adults be entitled
Speaker 3: as fuck, saying you have to let kids struggle sometimes
Speaker 3: to Bill's character, yeah.
Speaker 6: Upset when they hear uh people pricing and Luther Vandross
Speaker 6: playing in the back room because they know what y'all doing.
Speaker 1: Going through and it's like, so it's it's been a while.
Speaker 1: It's been a while since we recorded, so I don't
Speaker 1: know if this went on during the time, like for
Speaker 1: me to talk about it on the pod.
Speaker 3: So if I did already, it is what it is,
Speaker 3: I'll fin hear it again. Wouldn't be the first time,
Speaker 3: but Ree spends a lot of time somewhere else, Okay,
Speaker 3: to a point where I was like, damn, does she
Speaker 3: live here?
Speaker 1: Does she just come and grab shit and then lead
Speaker 1: back out? Like you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So Monday, she got in late from work and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, like it's like one point thirty
Speaker 3: in the morning, I get an alert on my phone.
Speaker 1: Really wants to share her ride with you.
Speaker 3: She's finna catch a lift to the place where she's
Speaker 3: always at. So I get out of bed, roll over,
Speaker 3: get out of bed, and I go in the kitchen
Speaker 3: and I asked her, like, bro, like did you move out?
Speaker 1: Do you still live here?
Speaker 3: Like cause at this point I'm trying to figure it
Speaker 3: out because I got a baby coming. If you don't
Speaker 3: live here, yeah, migreat jelly bean over there, baby can
Speaker 3: have jelly bean room. I can start figuring shit out
Speaker 3: because I'm accumulating baby stuff and it's all like it's
Speaker 3: in my living room. I can't yeah, like I can't
Speaker 3: put it in the basement because Mama's in the basement
Speaker 3: and all of her shit that fucking needs to leave.
Speaker 3: I don't have any room in my room yet because
Speaker 3: like I still got that big ass king sized bed
Speaker 3: and all the shit.
Speaker 2: I still have to move my room around and maneuver shit.
Speaker 3: So it's like everything for the baby now outside of
Speaker 3: like the bassinette and like swings and all that shit
Speaker 3: that's in my room just kind of like parked. Everything's
Speaker 3: in the living room. So she tells me, you know,
Speaker 3: that she moved out. She's like, when I asked her,
Speaker 3: I was like, did you move out? She do like this,
Speaker 3: So that was number one. So number two, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: so you don't live here anymore. She shook her head.
Speaker 3: She was like mm hmm. That's two.
Speaker 1: Three No, so three so three.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, Well, I'm I'm only asking because I
Speaker 3: didn't want her to feel like I was rushing her
Speaker 3: out because I wasn't. It was a genuine inquiry because,
Speaker 3: like I said, I got baby shit that I'm trying to, like,
Speaker 3: you know, maneuver around. So I'm like, all right, I said,
Speaker 3: I'm only asking because I needed to know so that
Speaker 3: I can start making arrangements. At that point, if you
Speaker 3: was bullshitting, that's when you should have said, like now
Speaker 3: I'm just fucking with you. I just I like, you know,
Speaker 3: stay at my friend house a couple of nights a week.
Speaker 3: You're an adult. You don't have to be here twenty
Speaker 3: four to seven. I can see a location when I
Speaker 3: need you, but no, you rolled with that. So I
Speaker 3: went to bed thinking that you don't live here. So
Speaker 3: you know what happened. The next day I called a
Speaker 3: family meeting. Hey, we don't live here. She moved out
Speaker 3: actually last night. This is what the plan. There's Jelly,
Speaker 3: when re stuff is out, moving you to her room.
Speaker 3: Get your shit set up in there. We're gonna set
Speaker 3: up your new bed and all this kind of shit.
Speaker 3: Get your stuff out if I gotta repaint, do all
Speaker 3: that shit, whatever I need to do.
Speaker 1: But then the baby shit going in there. I'm making moves,
Speaker 1: I'm making plans and shit.
Speaker 3: So my mom is kind of like, you don't think
Speaker 3: that you know, you rushing it and no, nigga shit
Speaker 3: needs to happen. I asked her, this is what she said,
Speaker 3: you act like I put her out. I asked her.
Speaker 3: I didn't say, well, when you moving, that's different. So
Speaker 3: Ree comes home this same day like because at this point,
Speaker 3: like I said, it was one thirty in the morning
Speaker 3: when she called the lyft. So that morning morning, like
Speaker 3: nine ten or whatever is when I make the announcement.
Speaker 3: So this afternoon announcement and Re comes in the back door.
Speaker 3: Cause again I wouldn't go take her kids, like whenever
Speaker 3: you need to come home, because you know how she
Speaker 3: is out there, come home. I'm not like that, like
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not putting you out in the first place.
Speaker 3: You said you don't lave here. So she comes in
Speaker 3: the door. I'm sitting, I'm cooking, and it got to
Speaker 3: a point like I got too hot, so Rie is gone,
Speaker 3: you know, back and forth and shit between the room
Speaker 3: and whatever. But I knew she had to work that day,
Speaker 3: so I'm thinking she just getting ready for work. She
Speaker 3: leaves out. Now, mind you, she didn't say nothing to
Speaker 3: me when she came in. She didn't say nothing to
Speaker 3: me when she left out, and she didn't even speak.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, but she really close to catching
Speaker 3: his hands. So she leave out. So yeah, and when
Speaker 3: I take you like I have, I have never called
Speaker 3: my daughters out of their name ever, like none of
Speaker 3: that bitch hold like none of that shit. And I
Speaker 3: haven't had to put hands on either one of them
Speaker 3: in so long, like it been like a decade since
Speaker 3: I had to put paws on any body.
Speaker 1: Because you know, they weren't them kind of kids.
Speaker 3: Like after those initial ass whoopings, it was like, damn
Speaker 3: like she treated us like we that nigga still on.
Speaker 3: We gotta relax, and they chilled out so had I
Speaker 3: ain't had to put hands on them no more. But
Speaker 3: she could take you, eh. So I get hot and
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I got I gotta sit down. I
Speaker 3: can't stand over the store no more. I go in
Speaker 3: the living room. Oh that's the part I skipped my bath.
Speaker 3: So after she left, I started moving the baby shit
Speaker 3: that I had in the living room into her room
Speaker 3: and put it. It was like in the middle of the floor.
Speaker 3: So that moving back and forth that she was doing,
Speaker 3: I thought she was getting ready. She was taking the
Speaker 3: baby shit out and putting it back in the living room.
Speaker 3: So when I go in the living room to sit down,
Speaker 3: I see all the shit that I didn't put in
Speaker 3: the room back in the living room.
Speaker 2: So I text her and I'm like, hold.
Speaker 1: On you sorry, we talking about pregnant. Point clear your
Speaker 1: browser history. It's only in there because to me, it
Speaker 1: wasn't in there at first. I look, ladies, when you
Speaker 1: grab your man, act like you want to.
Speaker 3: You want to find a video and ship check your
Speaker 3: nigga's browser history because you might see some ship in
Speaker 3: there that you don't want to see.
Speaker 2: Very crazy, my secret. You can't be into whatever he into.
Speaker 2: It's spank Banker is his spank. Bro, there's a man.
Speaker 6: I don't know, a man on trial for the next
Speaker 6: seven weeks because it just browser history.
Speaker 2: I just wrote that on somebody's STA.
Speaker 4: He was like, I want to fact it was a nickname.
Speaker 4: He was like, I want to go drunk funking. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 4: it's a nigga on trial fighting for his freedom right now,
Speaker 4: because that's what he was.
Speaker 2: That's what he was doing. You gotta relax. You gotta relax.
Speaker 2: And the crazy part is he gonna be part of
Speaker 2: the works soon.
Speaker 6: So I gotta gotta bet this nigga before we sit
Speaker 6: down be out here.
Speaker 2: I need to relax.
Speaker 6: Sundays will not be that filthy, my guy. Save that
Speaker 6: for to today.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I said, I asked if you lived here? You
Speaker 3: said no, So why are you moving anything I put
Speaker 3: in that room. I'm not rushing you to grab all
Speaker 3: your stuff, but you no longer have a say over
Speaker 3: that room. You said you live somewhere else. Now, she
Speaker 3: said that was a whole joke. Dude, if I was gone,
Speaker 3: my stuff would be as well. It don't take over
Speaker 3: a week just to move stuff out of one room.
Speaker 3: I take a singular bag with me and leave for
Speaker 3: a couple of nights out the week. Now, all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I moved out. Oh brother laughing Moji.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, she wasn't playing.
Speaker 6: What happened was she thought that her and Baby Girl
Speaker 6: was locked in, that she's just gonna be there, and
Speaker 6: Baby Girl acted her one day what you about to do?
Speaker 6: After she hadn't already told her, see, because the normal
Speaker 6: lesbian rule is after about two times the fucking y'all
Speaker 6: live together?
Speaker 2: Now what lesbians?
Speaker 6: No, No, this has been validated by a lot of
Speaker 6: lesbian relationship I'm like, dude, okay.
Speaker 2: So she thought that she was locked in and Baby
Speaker 2: Girl was.
Speaker 6: Like, nah, you are you cool to be around?
Speaker 2: Told her you gotta go like this. No, we're not
Speaker 2: there yet. I'm not ready for that.
Speaker 3: So it's like, it's really at that point where I
Speaker 3: feel like we're coming to a stage for an autimatum.
Speaker 2: Either come about some of that bread or come about
Speaker 2: this house? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh well on Mother's Day, I told her like Brinton
Speaker 3: do on the first and at this point, like she
Speaker 3: don't have a choice because, like I said, I have
Speaker 3: access to the account. So set up an automatic withdrawal,
Speaker 3: the automatic transfer from her, say to my checking for
Speaker 3: the rent them out because you're not going to play
Speaker 3: my face.
Speaker 6: So basically, if she don't give you your money, willingly
Speaker 6: you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's just like I have done all I
Speaker 3: can to make sure that when you leave, you are
Speaker 3: set up because I don't want. No real parent wants
Speaker 3: to see you struggle. You have a lot of parents
Speaker 3: who want you to struggle because they did. My mom
Speaker 3: was like that, Yeah, And it's like even when like
Speaker 3: if you gave into they want they want to see
Speaker 3: your kids fucked up because they feel like, well, you
Speaker 3: gave me trouble, so I want to see this because
Speaker 3: my mom used to do that, Like if I got
Speaker 3: on the kids for something, she would like try to
Speaker 3: go over me on some Well your mama used to
Speaker 3: do this, and I get whose spot was that though
Speaker 3: that was yours. I checked mine. You had your chance,
Speaker 3: these not your kids. So we used to bump hands
Speaker 3: about that. But yeah, I'm really just at a point where,
Speaker 3: like I said, I don't want her to feel like
Speaker 3: I'm tossing her out.
Speaker 1: But at this point, you're making your own decisions.
Speaker 6: If I was you, I'll just gone ahead and transferred
Speaker 6: the mortgage into Ree's account to auto pay.
Speaker 2: And just moving with that.
Speaker 4: That's not fact, So let him have it all.
Speaker 6: At this point, but it is. You're gonna be back
Speaker 6: at one, be back at one completely.
Speaker 4: You're a lot nicer than like what the actual what
Speaker 4: you used to do, like, and that'd be the craziest part.
Speaker 4: It's like, so the one person that got your back
Speaker 4: and is in your corner, this is how you're gonna
Speaker 4: treat because when you get out there in the real world,
Speaker 4: the landlord kick you in your ass. If you don't
Speaker 4: got his money. If you don't got his money, I
Speaker 4: want to put you out.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 6: You know how five day notices slide across my desk
Speaker 6: every day they do not play the door on the
Speaker 6: eighth of the month.
Speaker 2: We didn't get paid.
Speaker 3: But the signs were there because Ree again y'all know,
Speaker 3: she work at say shake shack. So before Ree was
Speaker 3: getting you get dropped off, So that's home to shake Shack.
Speaker 3: Then got a drive from shake Shack back home. Then
Speaker 3: when it's time for you to get off, got to
Speaker 3: drive from home to shake Shack to pick you up.
Speaker 3: Then from Shakeshack all the way home again. That's a
Speaker 3: liner back and forth considering the distance that we have
Speaker 3: to go. You all the way in the third ward,
Speaker 3: we all the way up here Dawn there on Appleton.
Speaker 3: She was only asked for like twenty dollars a week
Speaker 3: to put in the van.
Speaker 2: I forgot. We was on Capitol, like y'all don't know
Speaker 2: where we are. Got for a second, like somebody that
Speaker 2: I have to look at.
Speaker 3: For so long of potting, we couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 6: And we were on a street where like you have
Speaker 6: to literally run into the building.
Speaker 2: For it to be bad enough to bother us. But
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago she didn't.
Speaker 3: She didn't so she didn't want to put gas any
Speaker 3: even though gas primarily.
Speaker 1: Went to her.
Speaker 3: I worked from home. I am at home three out
Speaker 3: of four weeks of the month, and when I do
Speaker 3: go in for that one week, my job is like
Speaker 3: two miles away. If that it is a six minute drive,
Speaker 3: it is a It is a six minute drive for
Speaker 3: me to go to work. So she's like, well, I
Speaker 3: catch the bus. So then she start ten dollars a
Speaker 3: week I guess whatever on bus passes or however much take.
Speaker 6: So instead of giving you gas money, she would opt
Speaker 6: to buy a bus pass and deal with the ups
Speaker 6: and downs of public transportation.
Speaker 3: You have to get up earlier because you have to
Speaker 3: leave earlier, versus instead of only having to leave thirty
Speaker 3: minutes before you gotta go to work. Well, now you
Speaker 3: gotta go you know, an hour and fifteen or whatever
Speaker 3: because you gotta walk to the bus stop or you've
Speaker 3: got you know, the transportation there. So Mama being mama,
Speaker 3: Mama was still coddling her through that. I was like, man,
Speaker 3: fuck her. So mama drops her off at the bus
Speaker 3: stop when she gets off at night. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: that's understandable because you know with nighttime, she picks her
Speaker 3: up from the bus stop. And now it's like, she'll
Speaker 3: do that. But again, when it comes to that fucking girl,
Speaker 3: we will pay for an uber to get picked up
Speaker 3: from home, go all the way towards brown dear role
Speaker 3: to pick up her girlfriend and an uber and then
Speaker 3: once they're both in the uber pay the uber to
Speaker 3: take them wherever they're going on their little date, then
Speaker 3: uber the little half of back home and then come home.
Speaker 6: Got some fire, Bro, I didn't want to say.
Speaker 4: You got little guys out here playing the goofball. She
Speaker 4: got great act.
Speaker 2: That is amazing.
Speaker 1: That's fine my favorite people in the comments.
Speaker 2: I love y'all. T Neil.
Speaker 6: What did you tell her to say? Because I want
Speaker 6: to know what you told her to say, and then
Speaker 6: I want to know why she.
Speaker 2: Said.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I think she told me that on
Speaker 3: mother's but so she she spends so much money on
Speaker 3: ubers and lifts, so like the if I looked at
Speaker 3: her account analysis the amount of.
Speaker 2: Bro, I'm ubering to you and then we ubering on
Speaker 2: the date.
Speaker 6: I hold, then I uber you home.
Speaker 1: She pays for the date when they're there.
Speaker 4: Man, she is taking being a gentleman too far. Ain't
Speaker 4: even born with a dick. What I'm saying, Bro, Like
Speaker 4: she's taking this gentleman too far. She got her relaxed.
Speaker 1: I hold and I pray, Bro, the girl the girl
Speaker 1: didn't have coat. Yes, we did talk about the girl
Speaker 1: didn't have like we.
Speaker 3: Didn't even buy her own coat Mama bought her that coat.
Speaker 3: She then gave a coat that she didn't even buy
Speaker 3: away this girl because she didn't have a coat.
Speaker 2: Because Mom saw the girl.
Speaker 3: The girl came by in the coat and Mama thinking like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's cute, they got the same coat, not knowing that
Speaker 3: it's the coat that she bought.
Speaker 6: So my niece out here freezing her fake balls off
Speaker 6: cause she because you won't reach out to condell Us
Speaker 6: and get her coat with his kids.
Speaker 2: Taking being a gentleman too far?
Speaker 6: Man, bro we we failed as uncles.
Speaker 2: Damn we felt as uncles.
Speaker 1: We might not. Okay, tell y'all Brian him night. Could
Speaker 1: y'all get it first, start.
Speaker 2: Too, shout out? Is that that's the hope of jellous? Oh,
Speaker 2: there's definitely hope for me.
Speaker 3: I literally know I'm probably overstepping, but everyone would have
Speaker 3: to get the funk out of my house. I mean
Speaker 3: when you laughed my fucking ass up, I'm sorry, not really,
Speaker 3: you're not over Nay Serrita Leonda's air girl must we
Speaker 3: broke as what the fuck everybody she date is?
Speaker 2: You know what, y'all? Her girlfriend broke her grandfriend broken ship,
Speaker 2: so she ain't got nothing to offer, but.
Speaker 1: That she ain't got you fucking coat, and I think
Speaker 1: she lived at home with her parents.
Speaker 4: Why you ain't gotten nothing and you live at home
Speaker 4: with your parents.
Speaker 2: God, we definitely felt this. Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm happy that you.
Speaker 2: Just jumped out. She just jumped out there and started
Speaker 2: dating house.
Speaker 6: Because holes make themselves be known. You mind your own business.
Speaker 6: Holes come to you.
Speaker 2: Your hose is cool, but now where you gotta pay
Speaker 2: for everything?
Speaker 3: Well, they got like a little it's it's like a
Speaker 3: love octagon thing that went. She used to the old
Speaker 3: the current girlfriend used to date Ree's best friend, or
Speaker 3: and then with she's friends with.
Speaker 1: It's just.
Speaker 2: So they just passing it all around. So Surety just
Speaker 2: fucking the circle.
Speaker 1: She just fucking the crew. Oh she copied and pasted it.
Speaker 2: Put my glasses on or maybe educated. I'm already here,
Speaker 2: go ahead and read it me me, And it's just that.
Speaker 6: Listen, you can save that attitude or get the fuck out,
Speaker 6: or nobody's got to deal with you being a DeBie
Speaker 6: downer every time you walk in the damn house. I
Speaker 6: love you and you're more than welcome to be here,
Speaker 6: just now with that bitch ass attitude and wobbly ways.
Speaker 2: I ain't got my glasses on people away, bubble bubble dropping,
Speaker 2: drop it shaky, shake it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she's going she's doing this whole show all
Speaker 4: the way wrong.
Speaker 2: How many broke holes do you have to date to
Speaker 2: figure it out? This song clearly said broke holes is
Speaker 2: a no.
Speaker 4: No because I dated one and I got it like
Speaker 4: no more. Never heard you got some now ever again?
Speaker 2: Okay, So that's that's why.
Speaker 4: That's why when you said out loud you got a
Speaker 4: broke business, you mono one.
Speaker 1: So it looks like.
Speaker 2: Justice month a line.
Speaker 3: So I so I pulled up the account analysis. Just
Speaker 3: this month alone, from May, she has spent five hundred
Speaker 3: and sixty eight dollars and sixteen cent on lists bro.
Speaker 2: That's like a damn.
Speaker 4: That's a rental, that's a chat, that's her thirty day rental.
Speaker 2: That's my mortgage.
Speaker 4: You spent spent a chack. I know niggas making that
Speaker 4: every two nigga ten dollars more. You bought a month
Speaker 4: of studio time, you spent five hundred justin't just just
Speaker 4: in't just getting.
Speaker 1: It's a traveling commute five sixty eight sixteen.
Speaker 6: That is, you literally went to work, just to drive,
Speaker 6: just to ride around her.
Speaker 4: Nigga, how old is this this this woman that your
Speaker 4: your my cousin is.
Speaker 1: Saying, they're understand because they was all in school.
Speaker 6: Together, so they was flipping each other like crazy.
Speaker 1: She's in a Jerry Springer relationship. God no, tell her.
Speaker 1: She can't give distrap to just any random bro. Said,
Speaker 1: but this is getting juicy. I'm too harder this ship.
Speaker 1: She's working to pay for lifts, damn.
Speaker 3: Because I look and I'm like, the amount that you make, especially,
Speaker 3: like I said, because she'll work, she pull her double,
Speaker 3: she do all that sh she gets.
Speaker 1: She but it's like I noticed.
Speaker 3: I was like, you just got your WIF looks like
Speaker 3: your account balance is the same as it was before
Speaker 3: you got paid. And it's like this is is expensive,
Speaker 3: but you.
Speaker 1: So you're willing to spend six hundred dollars a month
Speaker 1: and you can. And then.
Speaker 3: It's like, so going back to Mother's Day, I told
Speaker 3: y'all she she didn't get me ship her Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: But fucking February, I'm looking on my ring cam nigga
Speaker 3: from fucking uh door Dash comes. He got a big
Speaker 3: gass bouquet of flowers. And all kind of little candy
Speaker 3: and ship delivered to the house. But then you don't get.
Speaker 1: You But then.
Speaker 3: She gets the ship off the porch, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I get another ring notification she's taking the
Speaker 3: flowers and all this other kind of ship. And I
Speaker 3: see her walking across the grass to go get in
Speaker 3: the lift to take it to the bitch. But where
Speaker 3: you live, rent free and lay your head at.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even get a two for one dollar tree car, nigga.
Speaker 6: Maybe she's gonna make up for it on your birthday.
Speaker 6: I'm trying to give, trying to give.
Speaker 4: I get what you what you going through because I
Speaker 4: watched her cousin do the same goofballs.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 3: I never I never wanted to be how our parents
Speaker 3: were with the tip for cat ship. And it's like
Speaker 3: I never wanted to make her feel like she owed
Speaker 3: me for being a mom to her, because I know
Speaker 3: that I know what that feels like like even now
Speaker 3: my mom not getting the fuck out of my house,
Speaker 3: like she feels like I owe her. I don't owe you, bro,
Speaker 3: I didn't tell you to get that nigga some pussy.
Speaker 3: You will let that nigga talk you out your drawers.
Speaker 2: They don't want ship to do with me.
Speaker 1: I'm not even supposed to be here, but some dealer
Speaker 1: with depression because you fucked what do you mean you.
Speaker 2: Are?
Speaker 3: It's like, so, for those who are not familiar with
Speaker 3: the story, my mom was ass out hospital gown, get mad,
Speaker 3: waiting on the vacuum, waiting on.
Speaker 2: The vacuum because.
Speaker 3: She allowed my dad to beg and plead to not
Speaker 3: kill his baby. And she's you know, she she went
Speaker 3: with it initially, that nigga. He proved why she know, Damn,
Speaker 3: I'm glad, you know she ain't kill my baby. Let
Speaker 3: me let me show her how grateful I am to
Speaker 3: be this awesome that well, at some point she still
Speaker 3: ended up being a single mom, And I feel like
Speaker 3: she resents me for it, and feel like I owe
Speaker 3: her that tab.
Speaker 6: Like, Bro, that's what it is. When you look like you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: when you look like the nigga, you unfortunately got to
Speaker 6: pay the cost.
Speaker 3: Bro, And I do I feel like she ran my
Speaker 3: tab up because of this nigga.
Speaker 1: I always made.
Speaker 3: Sure you was dressed like this and that you did this,
Speaker 3: and that you blah blah blah. I'm like, bro, I
Speaker 3: was a fucking miner, that was your job, like I didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, you know, like when I look back,
Speaker 4: it's just like how we grew up.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Motherfuckers was playing keeping up with the Joneses with a
Speaker 4: nigga who wasn't even paying for ship. But no, damn
Speaker 4: read when you think about it, like niggas wanted to
Speaker 4: like keep up with the motherfucker who five fingers discounted everything,
Speaker 4: like motherfucker not paying for nothing.
Speaker 1: It's always a scam with them. Yeah nothing, And and
Speaker 1: my mom eat nobody. So yeah, I don't know half
Speaker 1: my goddamn family.
Speaker 2: Because of that.
Speaker 3: Mama thing was, Mama was the baby of all the kids,
Speaker 3: so mama was all hand me down. So when she
Speaker 3: got up and start getting her own money and ship,
Speaker 3: she was obsessed with material ship because as the baby,
Speaker 3: you know your mama have twenty one kids and ship,
Speaker 3: You're like, damn, bro, I want some draws on my
Speaker 3: own now, and then you know, you start getting so
Speaker 3: then her so her and dad. It's like you got
Speaker 3: the match of eye rocks, and y'all got the matching
Speaker 3: fucking the thick ass hair and bones, and y'all got
Speaker 3: the rings and all this and it was like and
Speaker 3: she that was the lifestyle that she was accustomed to
Speaker 3: because that's what she built for herself. And he was
Speaker 3: a terrible drug dealer. Oh, that nia is terrible. Brot. Hey, hey,
Speaker 3: let me let me, let me, let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Let me tell.
Speaker 3: You if if my dad was a drug dealer, Like
Speaker 3: if you took our family then and transplanted them into
Speaker 3: these times where women and children are no longer safe, Oh,
Speaker 3: they definitely would have popped us for dog because he
Speaker 3: was a terrible drug dealer. Terrible drug dealer. Like they
Speaker 3: had to fight in a parking lot, like it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Bro Oh, he lost, and the dude thought he was
Speaker 3: gonna fight my mama. You know, Mama, don't play that ship.
Speaker 3: That was like the whole thing. And then Uncle Carl
Speaker 3: found out because somebody told him like, hey, he was
Speaker 3: trying to fight, but now he was a good.
Speaker 2: One was on this ship.
Speaker 3: But dad was terrible, terrible, drug terrible, And then he
Speaker 3: just bro He left the coke out on a scale
Speaker 3: in the room with the child in the house.
Speaker 2: About that they take is a good cool breeze to
Speaker 2: come through.
Speaker 3: No, it was the fact that there was a child
Speaker 3: in the house and I had it in my hand
Speaker 3: about to lick it because I thought that it was
Speaker 3: bacon soda. It was first and when we like because
Speaker 3: I had like real, real bad, like assid reflecting stuff
Speaker 3: and they were always and as much as I hated it,
Speaker 3: it fucking worked. They would make me lick a whole
Speaker 3: like a handful of bacon soda and whatever is going on.
Speaker 3: It was nasty as fuck, but it worked. They would
Speaker 3: neutralize whatever. So I'm thinking the floor and I think
Speaker 3: that was like the beginning of the end when moms
Speaker 3: like no more but no. Brother was a terrible, absolutely
Speaker 3: horrible mama.
Speaker 2: He kept getting he was getting drunk by, the was
Speaker 2: getting jumped by.
Speaker 3: And I remember he had this raggedy ass pistol. Bro
Speaker 3: had like all this tape around it. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but you know what, it might not have been raggedy
Speaker 3: I but I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know raggedy. No, I don't know, Bro. It
Speaker 2: was a revolver.
Speaker 4: You what you talking about. You're talking about the one
Speaker 4: when you flip out. It was a little bit.
Speaker 1: I remember that motherfucking like the back of my head,
Speaker 1: it's black.
Speaker 2: It was a revolver. And have red tape hand. Oh no,
Speaker 2: that that that was raggedy. Then no, man, you said fifty.
Speaker 4: You gotta put your duct tape around the thirty eight
Speaker 4: hen Man, Bro, Why are you out here with a
Speaker 4: six shooter selling drills?
Speaker 2: Bro Bro. If you out here with a six shooter in.
Speaker 6: A shootout, you cookpe You hope you were marksman.
Speaker 2: Hope because after that shot, because the niggas on the
Speaker 2: other side counting, Okay, he already got four, he only
Speaker 2: got two left. I mean maybe you got extra bullets in.
Speaker 4: Your pocket and then you got time even if you
Speaker 4: dropped him to when you got a loaded so you
Speaker 4: still voter, which.
Speaker 3: Is crazy because like one of my pops, like one
Speaker 3: of his right hand man, like he was a good
Speaker 3: drug dealer. I don't know why he didn't like do
Speaker 3: like a master class for my dad, but master.
Speaker 2: Class he like.
Speaker 3: And back then, back then, back then, you know how
Speaker 3: much the twenty was worth to a kid. Whenever he
Speaker 3: saw me, his name was Jake, he had got was
Speaker 3: like a births for it.
Speaker 2: Never forget.
Speaker 1: Every time he saw me, he threw me your twenty
Speaker 1: ball that.
Speaker 2: Could have kept you out of trouble.
Speaker 6: And I was like if I drop a twenty every
Speaker 6: time I see you, that means you're not gonna be
Speaker 6: over here bothering us.
Speaker 2: And he appealed that motherfucker too, like, oh.
Speaker 4: He had he had real bread, was a good one, real.
Speaker 2: Money.
Speaker 3: That nigguy at the five point oh with the stack
Speaker 3: like but yeah, but yeah, that that's really where where
Speaker 3: I'm at with my kids trying to get it. And
Speaker 3: jelly Bean is just I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 3: she thinks she Melissa Ford or some shit at this point.
Speaker 2: But Melissa Ford drives behind to a court.
Speaker 3: No, I mean as far as like with the dressing
Speaker 3: like the video girl and she like back in the day.
Speaker 3: So we are going on a cruise and you know,
Speaker 3: just over but two weeks.
Speaker 2: Now, three weeks, oh, she showed you her somewher outfit.
Speaker 3: Well she ain't got no money, so who's responsible for
Speaker 3: buying everything?
Speaker 1: So I take a shopping yesterday and today.
Speaker 3: And the ship that she's buying, and it's like, we
Speaker 3: got a letter with an email from the school and
Speaker 3: the school is like, hey, parents, you know, just want
Speaker 3: to remind you, you know, the weather's getting warmer. Dress
Speaker 3: code blah blah blah blah, blah, and I feel like
Speaker 3: Jelly being contributed to that because how she leaves a
Speaker 3: house and how she come back type. Shit, she finds
Speaker 3: a way to turn anything into a crop crop top,
Speaker 3: like she always got to have her stomach and shit
Speaker 3: shown like she's sucking a leader or somebody. So Craptop
Speaker 3: is like at the very that's like the first bullet
Speaker 3: point and a goddamn email and shit. So everything that
Speaker 3: we go for it is like it's a cruise, right,
Speaker 3: you want to be comfortable. It's gonna be a lot
Speaker 3: of walking around. You know when you get off the
Speaker 3: ports and ship we're going to beaches. A beach ain't ship.
Speaker 3: But luxury dirt.
Speaker 1: I mean sand is luxury dirt.
Speaker 2: That's all it is. Depending on where you're just saying from.
Speaker 2: So hey man, some of that shit can be pink.
Speaker 4: That's luxury, because I've seen that ship down there by
Speaker 4: like Michigan nasty luxury dirt.
Speaker 6: Because you're going to the public side, you gotta go
Speaker 6: to the private side.
Speaker 2: That's luxury.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's still an upgrade from standard dirt.
Speaker 2: Blue water, white sand. That's the kind of saying.
Speaker 6: Yeah, white saying is on one of them fucking Islands
Speaker 6: where we going Eagle Beach with the motherfucking blue water
Speaker 6: to Australia.
Speaker 3: I actually, I uh if I don't know if you
Speaker 3: got because I send an event invite, but I do
Speaker 3: know that that is your birthday weekend. I know your
Speaker 3: birthday is the next day, so I don't know if
Speaker 3: you're doing something that weekend to know if you are
Speaker 3: able to attend or if you are able to do
Speaker 3: anything custom and delivered prior to that in box and.
Speaker 1: Talk about it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so again, comfort cool because we're gonna be
Speaker 3: in a fucking Caribbean and you don't want type of
Speaker 3: ship that you don't want to get dirty, like even
Speaker 3: just walking through like kicking up, saying and ship like
Speaker 3: it's a lot. And then it's like if you were
Speaker 3: sitting on the beach and you know, doing whatever, like
Speaker 3: why are you trying to buy a shit that looks like.
Speaker 1: We're doing a homecoming?
Speaker 2: What? Because that's her style?
Speaker 3: So no, you know where her fucking style is. And
Speaker 3: I think that's what's so. Yes, bro, you wear screen
Speaker 3: print teas and shorts and shit any other time, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden you want to fancy it up.
Speaker 3: So I feel like how niggas feel. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: what you're drinking, shorty do say? When she usually drinks
Speaker 3: Mad Dog twenty twenty. That's how I feel as a parent.
Speaker 3: I feel like any other time, a screen print tea
Speaker 3: and some biker shorts and some shit you're cool with.
Speaker 3: But now we're going on this motherfucking boat and you
Speaker 3: want to dress like you go into a fucking Beyonce concert,
Speaker 3: Kiss my ass.
Speaker 6: So you feel that way because it's your money being spent, Yeah,
Speaker 6: her own money. Would you care if she was spending
Speaker 6: her own money. I mean I would still encourage her
Speaker 6: not to buy it. I just wouldn't be mad about it.
Speaker 6: We just want to, yeah, because I would tell her
Speaker 6: the same thing. Like, and I've explained it several times.
Speaker 6: I'm like, the gold is casual.
Speaker 3: So to of the outfits that was doing too much,
Speaker 3: I'm like, you know what, I would allow those just
Speaker 3: because our cruise they have them nights on the cruise,
Speaker 3: so you might have like an eighties glow party one night,
Speaker 3: an all white party this night. They always do like
Speaker 3: an elegant night where people can you know, put on
Speaker 3: their fly ship and you know, like that they're like
Speaker 3: theme nights that you can do.
Speaker 2: T shirt all the time. They're trying to be special, bro.
Speaker 2: It's a motherfucking boat, bro, Like in the middle of
Speaker 2: the motherfucking summer. Yeah, it's like fucking Ireland, Like, what
Speaker 2: are we doing wrong? They all they built, they built
Speaker 2: different brand. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's like the ship that she been trying to
Speaker 3: get preces, she just excited to go on vacation. She
Speaker 3: was excited to go to Cali. You know what the fuck?
Speaker 3: She wore Adidas T shirts with matching Adidas pants and
Speaker 3: fucking Adida slides.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with that? For the fucking cruise?
Speaker 3: Nothing Tuesday, I'm dressed like that now, And I'm like,
Speaker 3: and I'm not saying like she can't. I'm not saying
Speaker 3: like she can't wear dresses and ship because me, I
Speaker 3: plan to pack nothing but sun dresses, ship that is
Speaker 3: comfortable around this motherfucker and hopefully ship that's in the
Speaker 3: color brown so that I can wear my yeesy slice
Speaker 3: the entire fucking trip because they're comfortable.
Speaker 2: To walk in.
Speaker 3: So it's like when we went there were I bore
Speaker 3: ship that was comfortable, like even like the jeans shorts
Speaker 3: that I had it was like the stretchy con. It
Speaker 3: wasn't like the rough kind of jean. It's Cali though,
Speaker 3: that's regular. She don't get a stamp for Cali.
Speaker 2: Man look like Johnson.
Speaker 1: You know, I was girly with mine.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing. And it's like, this is your
Speaker 2: time to shine.
Speaker 1: You always want to wear fucking crop tops and shorts
Speaker 1: and ship you can do that on the cruise.
Speaker 3: But no, she's about to be sixteen. That's that's what
Speaker 3: I told him on Facebook. I said, Bro, she is
Speaker 3: trying to dress like she's trying to find a nigga
Speaker 3: pay her bills, and she don't even have bills that
Speaker 3: she pay.
Speaker 2: She need trying to be ahead of again.
Speaker 6: Look, she found out that there are people out here,
Speaker 6: like her sister who will spend six hundred dollars to
Speaker 6: get to you. She's trying to get in.
Speaker 3: And you know what, And it's funny because Reed, as
Speaker 3: long as she got a clean ass mouth and face,
Speaker 3: she don't give a fuck what she looked like when
Speaker 3: she leave the house.
Speaker 1: Re look like she's homeless. I told him, I said,
Speaker 1: she got an art hobo.
Speaker 6: Look she got that from her mama death. No, the
Speaker 6: day you didn't came up in here.
Speaker 1: No, that's like me. I thrown like.
Speaker 2: Being comfortable and how like.
Speaker 3: Nori is like, it's like, bro, you're not gonna arn
Speaker 3: him and with me when I wear jeans, I don't
Speaker 3: wear jeans that have to be ironed because they're skinnier.
Speaker 3: They stretch, you know what I'm saying, Like she won't match,
Speaker 3: she'll be wrinkled. She just she don't give a fuck
Speaker 3: like she put that she put that star phone.
Speaker 2: Bro, I get it. I was getting. We went to
Speaker 2: the movies now pre taling.
Speaker 1: About she almost reported my page calling her art. That's
Speaker 1: what she looked like perfect because yeah, it's like a
Speaker 1: cross between them. It's like a homeless person that.
Speaker 2: We went to the movies one night. It's me and
Speaker 2: the girls.
Speaker 4: I don't know what Rion is wearing, because I get
Speaker 4: you pull up a hop in we get we get
Speaker 4: to the perking Life, everybody gets out the truck.
Speaker 2: I just look at her like that, what what's going
Speaker 2: on here?
Speaker 1: No, she ain't like leaning off girlfriends because lean at
Speaker 1: least looked put together. Re just be like, I just
Speaker 1: wanted to know why her shoes was t It's like she.
Speaker 2: Was choking the ship out her ankles. I didn't get it.
Speaker 2: I'll take Artsy Hobo over Emo.
Speaker 4: She dressed like Ja Cole. I'm okay with that, redressed
Speaker 4: like Jack rich though, what is what is she doing?
Speaker 4: Apparently she rich too because she can pay for six
Speaker 4: hundred dollar uber trips.
Speaker 2: Hot. I bet they go on nice dates too, I bet.
Speaker 6: And Uber and and you ain't going nowhere but the
Speaker 6: fatty Patty and some ship like that, you know now
Speaker 6: because you take it.
Speaker 4: Up down because I know, like your your daughter's style
Speaker 4: because I've seen the get up and where she wear.
Speaker 2: I just do you ever like have you ever met her? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she didn't spend the night.
Speaker 4: Because I'm very eager to meet the chicks that my
Speaker 4: little brother be humping on cause it's like, I know
Speaker 4: your swag, bro like you Corny is in now, you know,
Speaker 4: not even not even him being corny because I'm corny,
Speaker 4: but it.
Speaker 2: Just be like little Ship.
Speaker 4: He's a different of corn You're not listening. It's little
Speaker 4: Ship that I feel like. I yell at my little
Speaker 4: brother about that. He like, since he started getting some ass,
Speaker 4: he'd be on top of it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, late, like.
Speaker 1: She said, I believe it when I see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody said that. Now you see it, Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: just be trying to see what what like.
Speaker 4: I'm like, bro, you you don't get no haircuts like
Speaker 4: that ship.
Speaker 2: I should be like, what kind of hose do you like?
Speaker 2: Like that ship?
Speaker 3: That read every time re leaves the house, and the
Speaker 3: only time she looks neat is when she has on
Speaker 3: her work in the morning. Other than that, it looked
Speaker 3: like she got dressed in the dark out of a
Speaker 3: dirty clothes hamper, which she probably did.
Speaker 2: She'd be wearing a hamper.
Speaker 6: I blame I blame him for that. That brief moment
Speaker 6: in time he stayed there.
Speaker 1: She picked up and she got that white. She were like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We like dirty air forces. She like dirty air force Cobo.
Speaker 4: They're selling them now. They're telling them, like never to
Speaker 4: pay you one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: She don't suck around about her hygiene like she got
Speaker 3: like she just spend all this money and ship for
Speaker 3: like all her face ship. She got all of this
Speaker 3: oil pulling ship for her teeth, like she got all
Speaker 3: of this ship.
Speaker 1: She she cleaned her body like a motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: She looked like she didn't. Yeah, I would, she liked
Speaker 2: before my like, but she's always been like a little
Speaker 2: on the odd side. I hate what our little ones
Speaker 2: are growing. And let them look because it looks weird. Bro.
Speaker 6: We all used to go to the club and costs
Speaker 6: and her clothes. Everybody has their face where something just
Speaker 6: don't look right. Let them eat, No, just let them eat.
Speaker 6: It's weird though, Just let them that's not meant what
Speaker 6: we say. That's not your bag. Do We gotta talk
Speaker 6: about the big T shirt error exactly.
Speaker 2: Due to world Woods.
Speaker 5: I did too, so was discussing peoples. That was what
Speaker 5: tone you've been outside forever. You have just just ad minute, bro,
Speaker 5: You've lived through some real.
Speaker 6: And some of these errores overlapped because because the gangster
Speaker 6: rap jewelry era at the same time.
Speaker 1: Believe it is just like the scene from.
Speaker 6: Where she went underwe with Dick Hoser, So we could
Speaker 6: never do the round table game show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be out a single one.
Speaker 3: And jelly Bean is the complete opposite. Jelly Bean is
Speaker 3: very vain now. So it's like jelly Bean almost made
Speaker 3: me punching her ship.
Speaker 2: Because she.
Speaker 1: Because she missed the bus doing her fucking hair like
Speaker 1: she had.
Speaker 3: So first of all, it's the day before she tells
Speaker 3: us that she got a fucking a concert.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she can do her hair. Bro.
Speaker 3: I like, why you didn't say nothing, because you like,
Speaker 3: you don't look ready to go on on stage like
Speaker 3: you because at Goda they let them wear they had.
Speaker 2: Some ship all day. I forget being.
Speaker 3: So you know, I put this on when I don't
Speaker 3: feel like doing my wig down. So that's how you
Speaker 3: know she'll do. But she got one of her old
Speaker 3: wigs that she bought that she never wore. She washed it, conditioned,
Speaker 3: it parted, it did all her shit like because she
Speaker 3: does an amazing job, was like installing. But it was
Speaker 3: like she was up at five in the morning and
Speaker 3: I guess the wig had like fully dry yet. So
Speaker 3: she was doing her shit or whatever. But instead of
Speaker 3: just take because I told her, I'm like, well, push,
Speaker 3: come to shove. You can just take one up because
Speaker 3: we got a.
Speaker 2: Million of these around the house.
Speaker 3: You just take one of these and just you know,
Speaker 3: put it, put it on over they can't tell, and
Speaker 3: then when you come home then you can do your
Speaker 3: hair or whatever.
Speaker 2: For the rest of the week. For school, she doesn't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: She takes full time to do a wig installed in
Speaker 3: the morning, knowing that she has to catch the bus.
Speaker 6: Well, at least she's guaranteed that the hustle. When she
Speaker 6: got out of school, then she.
Speaker 3: Like and now she's into like she putting her own
Speaker 3: lashes and ship on now and doing all this kind
Speaker 3: of so it's like she's really really like she's stilling
Speaker 3: my makeup and ship. She probably like, bitch, you've been crusty.
Speaker 3: You ain using to give it here like I don't know,
Speaker 3: but right, which is fine, But don't miss no fucking
Speaker 3: bus doing this ship, you don't get yourself to school.
Speaker 3: So when you missed the bus, that means that I
Speaker 3: have to get up to make sure that you get
Speaker 3: to school. So now I'm mad and I want to
Speaker 3: punch you in your ship because you have a school
Speaker 3: bus for a reason. So now because you're missing a bus,
Speaker 3: that means that you're missing class time.
Speaker 1: Right she did her ship.
Speaker 3: Wo But no, I'm like, well, and that's the thing.
Speaker 3: Appreciate this twenty twenty five. These kids cruel as fuck.
Speaker 3: You gotta have it together. But that was the thing.
Speaker 3: Her wig been shot for weeks because you know when
Speaker 3: you wear a lace front too long or like if
Speaker 3: once it gets older.
Speaker 1: The motherfuckers start, you know, you start getting Seaman Hemsley
Speaker 1: up top, but nobody because she wears a hat all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: So she got a boss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god, I thought it was no serious.
Speaker 3: You talking about them like this now her hair. I'm
Speaker 3: talking about the wig. That's why I was saying. The
Speaker 3: lace like you know, after so you cambing through it
Speaker 3: so long, it's friction and ship like it starting out
Speaker 3: a lace put some try So she had some wigs
Speaker 3: around that were brand new that she had like ordered
Speaker 3: that she just she never got around and wearing. So
Speaker 3: once she did it, it looks amazing, like it looks
Speaker 3: like her hair. You can't tell. It's just the point
Speaker 3: that you.
Speaker 2: Knew.
Speaker 1: I don't know because I didn't give money for it, That's.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying. And you just told me she broke
Speaker 4: a wing and you out here buying vacation.
Speaker 3: She don't like side parts for she only want to
Speaker 3: wear middle parts. And me, I'm not a middle part person.
Speaker 3: I am a side part person. So something does end
Speaker 3: up going. I can always change it, but I always
Speaker 3: have to have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look, bro, I don't even don't pay no attention.
Speaker 6: Lele and t T got entirely too much hair right now,
Speaker 6: where wigs are not an option for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's like.
Speaker 3: She been stressing the funk out of me with these
Speaker 3: outfits for this trip, because it's like, bruh, at the
Speaker 3: time that we would be in international waters, you will
Speaker 3: still be fifteen. You ain't sixteen yet. You want to
Speaker 3: turn sixteen until we come back, and I'll be feeling
Speaker 3: like you'd be thinking that you're finna be fifty cent
Speaker 3: in the club type shit when you get on this boat.
Speaker 2: Got shot it the teen club on the boat.
Speaker 3: I did preset take her to Discovery. So at first
Speaker 3: we went to a Kira. Now I know a Kira
Speaker 3: is expensive as fuck, but I wanted to get an
Speaker 3: idea of what she was kind of like looking for
Speaker 3: for her style for this month. When she took up,
Speaker 3: it was like a sixty dollars skirt and it was
Speaker 3: a hippie skirt, and then it had a shirt that
Speaker 3: came with it that was another you know, thirty whatever.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking and then I'm like, I come home
Speaker 3: and something just tells me to like, so I go
Speaker 3: on a Cure's website and I find it and I
Speaker 3: do a google Land search, so I find this outfit
Speaker 3: on another site. That complete outfit is sixty eight dollars.
Speaker 3: They just wanted sixty dollars for the skirt at a Cure.
Speaker 3: But then I did a little bit further. Amazon got
Speaker 3: the full fucking the same fucking outfit for twenty three
Speaker 3: ninety nine, the full outfit, the shirt and the skirt.
Speaker 3: But I found her a skirt that a Cured, I
Speaker 3: mean Discovery that she liked. So she just scrapped that, mama.
Speaker 3: But yeah, because she was like, she was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm fine with the skirt that I got from you
Speaker 3: know what's the name. But yeah, So in the past
Speaker 3: two that so she has spent two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: four dollars and ninety six cents in Discovery. But in
Speaker 3: the past two days and then another one hundred and
Speaker 3: four dollars and fifty cent that Rainbow.
Speaker 2: Three got it.
Speaker 3: Don't piss me off, Brot, don't piss me off, because
Speaker 3: when we first went to Discovery yesterday, it was a
Speaker 3: total of eight items that were purchased. I wasn't howking
Speaker 3: it during the store. I was just letting her, you know,
Speaker 3: figure out her ship. Because Discovery is one of them
Speaker 3: stores they don't have dressing rooms. So either way, I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I got it. I'm gonna have to approve it or whatever.
Speaker 3: If she can't fit it, whatever, I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: bring it back. Either way it go because she has
Speaker 3: to take it home to try it on. So we
Speaker 3: get home three of the pieces, like, it's only fucking well,
Speaker 3: it was seven for her because I had to get
Speaker 3: one thing from my mom. So the seven items you
Speaker 3: bought three of the items was for you to piece
Speaker 3: together one outfit and we're gonna be gone eight days.
Speaker 1: Told you, bro, bro, y'all know that Ben affleck me
Speaker 1: with the cigarette cause.
Speaker 4: You we bought seven items OUs store for you to
Speaker 4: put together one fucking fit.
Speaker 2: That is that is preposterous? Is that a word? That's
Speaker 2: a word?
Speaker 4: Ain't it?
Speaker 2: That is preposterous?
Speaker 7: It was?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? This is why I love the fact
Speaker 2: that Lee and t T loves five below. I'm so
Speaker 2: glad I'm a dude because.
Speaker 3: That way, so hopefully you will transition into two hoboes
Speaker 3: like reath.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. You gotta remember though, because girls like
Speaker 2: to be a girl and that they don't like to
Speaker 2: be girl.
Speaker 6: Well no, yeah, Lee definitely likes to be a girl,
Speaker 6: just kind of like Gianna is becoming very hobo.
Speaker 2: She don't even like to put So you have the
Speaker 2: same identical signs of this mother over here.
Speaker 6: Yeah that you know what? That is true because the
Speaker 6: hobo is a scorpio.
Speaker 1: Yes, everything before I buy it.
Speaker 2: It sounds like she should be done. How long?
Speaker 1: Yet we're going on an eight day cruise. We got
Speaker 1: three ports.
Speaker 4: She got one outfit that was yesterday, bro I transport
Speaker 4: that outfit, that one outfit, better do everything.
Speaker 3: Remember that episode when Marge kept altering that one ch
Speaker 3: nail dress she found at the thrift store. Bro we
Speaker 3: have some fucking needle and thread on Carnival, Marty gro.
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 3: That's because the problem for her she ain't got a
Speaker 3: fucking job, broke ash.
Speaker 6: Niggai's family all women, so they.
Speaker 2: Always taking care of the girl. So that's one. Two.
Speaker 6: Got a weird, unique style, so she has no problem
Speaker 6: finding something that works from a thrift store.
Speaker 1: Bro I missed the days.
Speaker 3: Remember when jelly Bean used to try to wear them
Speaker 3: cowboy boots with everything.
Speaker 1: I missed that.
Speaker 2: Those days are long gone. All the time she putting
Speaker 2: on cowboy boots and she going to a Beyonce. That's
Speaker 2: what the fuck she's trying to dress?
Speaker 1: Like she doing to tell you something? I was like, Bro,
Speaker 1: you were not Selena Kenzinia. Bro put that ship back.
Speaker 6: Martinez, Like, Bro, who's that girl that played Wednesday or taking.
Speaker 1: I'm just over it.
Speaker 3: And and they know how much I don't like to
Speaker 3: go shopping anyway. I don't like the shop. I've never
Speaker 3: liked shopping, even when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: I just I've always hated it.
Speaker 3: So having to shop for someone else who not even
Speaker 3: spending their own fucking money and they're not getting it
Speaker 3: like I have not only stressed casual. I have given
Speaker 3: her examples Casual, y'all know that Will Smith mean when
Speaker 3: he be like that was me in front of outfits.
Speaker 1: Bro, she would still go and pick up the glittery
Speaker 1: ass fucking dresses and like cocktail dress type shits. Like, Bro,
Speaker 1: you were not going to a mixer on this boat, says.
Speaker 2: Whoa way to somebody?
Speaker 4: Okay, so serious, serious as you navigate your way through
Speaker 4: mother and now that you have done it twice, if
Speaker 4: you'nna do it for a third time. Do you understand
Speaker 4: now why certain parents or just in general life, they
Speaker 4: don't really give kids individuality because when I try to
Speaker 4: let you be yourself, you do far too much. Look
Speaker 4: you've been playing the sentence with it now. When I
Speaker 4: was doing it for you, everything was cool. I walked
Speaker 4: in the room, I laid out the close.
Speaker 3: This is what sent her shopping with chantage. Chante know
Speaker 3: how to make she look like it's fucking luxury. She
Speaker 3: know how's the budget and do that. That's what she
Speaker 3: is centered with.
Speaker 2: You should use your resources right.
Speaker 4: Because yeah, because I was coming out like that nice
Speaker 4: looks expensive, that's all.
Speaker 2: That's all. I spent bro thirty bucks. I was like, God, damn,
Speaker 2: you was a thrifty Yeah. And I'm just like, they
Speaker 2: want to know what you're happen again.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I told everybody that I was
Speaker 3: having another girl.
Speaker 1: I'm actually it's a boy this time.
Speaker 2: The name still staying the same.
Speaker 1: It's a boy having a boy.
Speaker 2: I feel like you're lying. Is the name still staying
Speaker 2: the same. You're trying to fucking his life.
Speaker 4: If it is a boy, you're trying to fuck his
Speaker 4: life up out the gate. So life would be so
Speaker 4: rough if you a nigga and that is your name.
Speaker 4: But at the same time, by the time he's fifteen,
Speaker 4: he will have a rep of don't funk with him because.
Speaker 2: He whooping it. Oh he's gonna have that anyway.
Speaker 4: Because if that was my name and I was a
Speaker 4: dude whooping niggas or you just the cool thist nigga
Speaker 4: in the building used to cause somebody's gonna try you.
Speaker 4: If that's this generation a little bit softer bro, more understanding, it's.
Speaker 3: Perfect for me now because I ain't got to go
Speaker 3: through his ship later on again, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, you got it. That's a different bag you gotta
Speaker 2: deal with.
Speaker 3: You know, it ain't because this one has a dad.
Speaker 3: Don't know what your daddy, daddy brom.
Speaker 2: It was so flagrant, but it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was accurate. That collected like when it collected. So
Speaker 1: like all that sneak all that sneakerheads ship and all
Speaker 1: of that, that ain't my bag.
Speaker 3: You got a dad and you got plenty of uncles,
Speaker 3: so that's that's not my thing.
Speaker 2: The boy you see the pen, that's a lie.
Speaker 1: It's a boy, bro.
Speaker 2: It's a lot. That's cool. When these cameras on. We
Speaker 2: can't believe her. I'll asked you when we cut the camera.
Speaker 6: Off, right, when the cameras on, you can't believe her.
Speaker 6: It can't be trusted, You cannot trust.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I I really, really, really just.
Speaker 2: It's like the true.
Speaker 1: I love being a boy man. I don't need another meat.
Speaker 2: You know, like you can still have another meet another
Speaker 2: you and male version.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because reason lesbian and I mean it's kind of
Speaker 3: like having a son.
Speaker 2: Can we just wrap this ship up? What we never
Speaker 2: played videos there?
Speaker 6: No, we don't, right, like we understand you need to
Speaker 6: get this off your chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we have to talk about.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we we got other stuff, Like the transitions around
Speaker 6: this place is just horrendous.
Speaker 2: What time we like one thirty? That that what we
Speaker 2: just did. It's its own fucking show, right.
Speaker 4: I feel like we need to cut the ship off,
Speaker 4: start over again, come back with the happy ship.
Speaker 3: No, we always got to end on a happy note.
Speaker 3: We don't want people angry the press when they go
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 2: It's bad energy. He got a point there. You have weird,
Speaker 2: wild ass dreams when you go to sleep on bad energy.
Speaker 2: We're going to sleep after eating chicken. I just smoked
Speaker 2: pre sid.
Speaker 3: I agree because my son is me, but it's okay
Speaker 3: because he ain't a cry baby type ship.
Speaker 2: I don't mean nothing. I just know that was wrong.
Speaker 3: So I told everybody like four years, like after I
Speaker 3: had jelly Bean.
Speaker 1: It was always like, man, I want to have a son.
Speaker 1: I want to have a son. I want to have
Speaker 1: a son. But it was like about it, like I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck to do with a boy.
Speaker 2: That's why I said it. But I wasn't gonna have
Speaker 2: no more kids.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know what to do with a boy,
Speaker 1: like I don't like and and being quite honest, like
Speaker 1: for me from like what I've seen, like because I
Speaker 1: have this whole plan about all of these girl things,
Speaker 1: because it's like when you look at girl clothes, they
Speaker 1: damned have a whole store full of ship and then
Speaker 1: they just throw the boys over in the corner like
Speaker 1: two racks because boys are wearing girl clothes.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: It's not the infants, no, that's that's so for me,
Speaker 3: it's like the cutest boy clothes. It's like, does it
Speaker 3: always have to be a Nike outfit? Like it's always
Speaker 3: like a Nike jogger outfit.
Speaker 2: But it's just different.
Speaker 1: It's not that they're not cool, like you know, ger
Speaker 1: animals or whatever.
Speaker 2: The fuck.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying thea.
Speaker 3: But that's usually what Like, they don't put a lot
Speaker 3: of effort into designing the boy clothes, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: They don't really put a lot of effort into design
Speaker 3: in the book. Like when you look at the girl clothes,
Speaker 3: it's like, even if it's ship that I wouldn't dress
Speaker 3: my daughter in, they actually have girl clothes where it's like, damn,
Speaker 3: that's like a mini.
Speaker 1: Fashionista type ship.
Speaker 3: Like they actually put them in some ship. But then
Speaker 3: it's like the boys, it's like they got them barbecue
Speaker 3: sandals and it's like they dressed like little they dress
Speaker 3: them like little mini cedric entertainers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Africans always be having Yeah, now you sandals like that.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: It's the fact that they never put lotion on the
Speaker 2: before they put them on. They don't care. That's a
Speaker 2: waste of money to Africans.
Speaker 6: Here, if we done got to the point where those
Speaker 6: are your sayings, the choice they live on dirt roads,
Speaker 6: they're not you.
Speaker 4: See a super dark dude or like the silk shirt
Speaker 4: with khaki shorts.
Speaker 2: He's definitely got the shoes.
Speaker 1: And then it's like.
Speaker 3: So so like we were in the sort of them,
Speaker 3: uh and I was seeing stuff like if we were
Speaker 3: going by, and I was like, dang, like this boy
Speaker 3: stuff is real like it it looked like little miniature
Speaker 3: old man like he's gonna be, you know, like you
Speaker 3: take baby pictures with a spatula type ship. Like I
Speaker 3: don't know, it's just they do boy clothes so much
Speaker 3: different than girl clothes women.
Speaker 2: That's all we put here for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy, I hope you had a happy birthday. Look
Speaker 3: pret some I'm a buy him a pair of barbecue
Speaker 3: sandals from Children's Place, because that's the best place.
Speaker 2: To get barbecue.
Speaker 4: You you kind of got to. They ain't got too
Speaker 4: many other choices. I would rather you just get him
Speaker 4: some nice socks.
Speaker 2: You either gotta get you not doing no walking. We
Speaker 2: carry him everywhere. You some socks put off bottom shield
Speaker 2: my man's and barbecue sandals. Bro, you either gotta wear them.
Speaker 4: Daddy, don't stand for no ship like that we're talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm a purpose like when I know, like.
Speaker 2: You probably caught them already.
Speaker 1: Well, no until officially Friday.
Speaker 2: Give my man some yeasies.
Speaker 4: Jesus, Why why don't you want to get them barbecue sanders?
Speaker 4: Why I want to pay eighty dollars for a pair
Speaker 4: of shoes and you only get fit for two days?
Speaker 2: Because why would you put my man's in barbaro?
Speaker 3: And then they had so so there was a set
Speaker 3: today right there.
Speaker 2: We don't care.
Speaker 1: There was a set today.
Speaker 3: It had like the little plaid shirt with the little
Speaker 3: shorts and the socks and like the barbecue sanders in
Speaker 3: the little for door hat.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. They get the questions. No, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't say. Now that's a r j's jeans. Dressed like
Speaker 2: that he was he was looking.
Speaker 1: For I said, suspenders and ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you, like like.
Speaker 2: Cedric the entertainer, he had tapwan and boat shoes.
Speaker 6: Hold on, now, I gotta wear boat shoes to wear
Speaker 6: they come, bitch straight.
Speaker 2: Anybody dressed like.
Speaker 3: That drink past blue Riff appreciate. It wasn't hard for
Speaker 3: her to shot for h J. But now he wanted
Speaker 3: to do his wear crocks. He used to be flying ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I hate cross with a passion. They mother
Speaker 2: is so comfortable.
Speaker 1: We do.
Speaker 3: We was out mother like, and neither one of us
Speaker 3: got you know what. But that's the thing about baby
Speaker 3: that's not baby like. We are so comfortable, like we
Speaker 3: don't have to glam up to do ship. Like our
Speaker 3: entire Saturday, like we was just out. Both of us
Speaker 3: had on crocks and ship. We were just kicking it
Speaker 3: the whole day. We was kicking it and we had some.
Speaker 8: Comfort my gardening shoes, newborn clothes, yo.
Speaker 2: Them infant closing with brute bru Man before Dion Cole
Speaker 2: got a hold. I remember I got some brute for
Speaker 2: Christmas when I was like twelve.
Speaker 3: Stole right, yes, she said, and then they be the
Speaker 3: same colors green, blue and tan. So one of the
Speaker 3: things I saw today it was like a navy but
Speaker 3: it had like the it had like the salmon color,
Speaker 3: like it had like a salmon color, like built and
Speaker 3: something on it, like it was a little accessories. But
Speaker 3: then it's like even Salmon's it seems like it's just old. No,
Speaker 3: it's not that, it's just it seemed like if for
Speaker 3: a baby, it seems sure as like it's like bro
Speaker 3: taking his fucking newborn pictures. Then he already got a
Speaker 3: loan out, like.
Speaker 2: Baby blues and like that stupid as split pee green.
Speaker 2: But that's what presaying like.
Speaker 3: It's always the same colors green, blue and tan, does it?
Speaker 2: You can find some oranges and.
Speaker 3: Then it's like but with the girls, you got the pinks,
Speaker 3: the purples, the yellows, the oranges. They do so much.
Speaker 3: And I should have took a picture because we were
Speaker 3: in Marshall's today. We was looking for I was trying
Speaker 3: to get some seeing if they had a thing for
Speaker 3: some luggage for me. Oh, speaking of Marshalls, y'all know
Speaker 3: what I bought today. I bought a cane that has
Speaker 3: like if folds out and turns into a seat.
Speaker 2: So I'm taking it on vacation with me.
Speaker 3: So if I get tired you need to sit down,
Speaker 3: I can just fold my cane out and turn it
Speaker 3: into a chair.
Speaker 2: Twenty bucks, bro, there's.
Speaker 1: Some old person out here who really needed that. They
Speaker 1: should have got it first.
Speaker 2: They take them time to get through the door.
Speaker 1: And appreciate it gives easter. But you're like, when I
Speaker 1: tell you, it was like.
Speaker 3: The isle and a half of boy stuff and it
Speaker 3: was all blue, tan, green, and then all of a
Speaker 3: sudden you go over and it was literally like you
Speaker 3: know how on the TV ship it was like hello
Speaker 3: and then light up. That was all girls and it
Speaker 3: was like four hours old. What it took you forty years, cold, forty.
Speaker 4: One years and three babies to realize they don't give
Speaker 4: a fuck about niggas We get on the internet and
Speaker 4: scream it all day that y'all don't care. Hey, y'all
Speaker 4: tell us to shut the fuck up and stop bitching.
Speaker 4: But it took you it's some baby clothes to realize.
Speaker 1: It's just I've always felt like that. I've always felt
Speaker 1: like that about you know, I've always felt like that
Speaker 1: about boy clothes, Like they don't really give them a
Speaker 1: lot of variety of stuff, and it's like unless it's
Speaker 1: like when I see boys that are dressed like really
Speaker 1: really cute, and it's not like the Teddy Bears and
Speaker 1: the Drafts and ship it is Polo or Nike or
Speaker 1: like something like that. Yeah, pretty standard Jordan's And they
Speaker 1: put them in a Nike outfit and then they had
Speaker 1: a little bracelet on them in a little hat and lose.
Speaker 2: Caps to worry about. No, it's not even that.
Speaker 1: It's like they let my boss it ain't they broke.
Speaker 1: They need their body to regulated.
Speaker 4: You gotta protect the soft spot put put them stupid.
Speaker 1: And the rebranded kids. I'm doing pregnant form. That's terrible
Speaker 1: trends because I can. I can charge fifty dollars for that.
Speaker 1: We were so good for a while. That can charge
Speaker 1: fifty dollars a month for that. Niggas is freaking when
Speaker 1: it kind of pregnant women.
Speaker 2: It's crazy period. It's crazy. Yeah, I don't know pregnant.
Speaker 2: How are you into that?
Speaker 3: It pops like niggas is really into that. Because back
Speaker 3: because back when, back when I was like really really active,
Speaker 3: back when I was really really active.
Speaker 1: I remember I told you we used to be in
Speaker 1: those retweet groups where we would retweet other people links
Speaker 1: to get them traffic for their content. And sometimes it
Speaker 1: was pregnant.
Speaker 2: And this is people, it's too interesting and.
Speaker 3: Don't let you be lactating. Oh they love them titty
Speaker 3: squirt milk square videos.
Speaker 2: That's that's too much.
Speaker 1: Like you got a baby in you and I said
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars to watch you, and you letting this
Speaker 1: nigga pound you out, wraw dog.
Speaker 3: There are pregnant gang bangs, believe it or not. Not
Speaker 3: even just regular one on one pregnant pregnant.
Speaker 2: Gang like your freak bag way too deep.
Speaker 3: They're literally pregnant gang buns. And it's like and then
Speaker 3: you wonder, like bro so is at least wanted them
Speaker 3: to dad or is.
Speaker 2: This just age freaky? Bro is is such a wide
Speaker 2: open one. I don't let nasty work.
Speaker 1: Of age crazy?
Speaker 2: Why is that such a shock? Hey? But you know
Speaker 2: what need to.
Speaker 3: But I mean it ain't no different there there have
Speaker 3: been plenty niggas. It's probably niggas watching right now. Who
Speaker 3: if not somebody who is pregnant the main one calling
Speaker 3: everything kinky. I felt like he didn't probably knock somebody
Speaker 3: mucus plug loose. Oh nah, no, I'm talking about it.
Speaker 3: It's nigga, pre said the gang bang is. Oh see
Speaker 3: your baby head gonna come out looking like a cannon.
Speaker 2: But kicked the rap.
Speaker 6: That's nasty, like bro getting gang bag while you like
Speaker 6: six months it is nasty work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you lac take the just and you know they
Speaker 4: got baby ox sports. That's crazy dressing your baby like that.
Speaker 2: You're gonna come on, bro, that's definitely a nigga. Who
Speaker 2: do taxes?
Speaker 1: Please go to bed.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't even know what the rule
Speaker 2: bag look like. No but.
Speaker 3: Yeah but no out everything will be officially released on.
Speaker 1: Friday about the sex of the baby.
Speaker 2: Wheels.
Speaker 3: And it's so funny because I I did like I
Speaker 3: was always like, man, I want to finally have my boy.
Speaker 3: I want to finally have my boy. And then I
Speaker 3: started thinking about it and I was like, I really
Speaker 3: don't want them pizzing on my seat. And we got
Speaker 3: a nice thing going with all girls in the house.
Speaker 3: Not having to change that dynamic would be nice because
Speaker 3: once the boy is in the picture, it's like, shit is.
Speaker 2: Different, everything everything, Like.
Speaker 3: It's just when you were used to having all women
Speaker 3: in the house, because you gotta look at Pops ain't
Speaker 3: been there and what four or five years now? So well,
Speaker 3: I guess when he does finally get out and come home,
Speaker 3: it'll be like, hey, you take that nigga and show
Speaker 3: him what to do, Like.
Speaker 4: You gotta you just gotta chock all of your experience
Speaker 4: with you holding other people's and then you can show
Speaker 4: the whole here.
Speaker 2: Because because okay, you have sex toys. Just throw the
Speaker 2: strap phone.
Speaker 3: CONFU because okay, so this is my thing. Like so look,
Speaker 3: pre said safists everywhere. I hate it. But when you
Speaker 3: first okay, so when you first party training them, like
Speaker 3: do you teach them sitting down? Did they sit down
Speaker 3: with a winner? Like like I don't know. I don't
Speaker 3: know because out of all the nephews that I have,
Speaker 3: like I wasn't around for like a potty training part
Speaker 3: that was like I've changed boy diapers before and even
Speaker 3: then it's like.
Speaker 2: You got to make sure his nuts and that and
Speaker 2: that's the thing. And it's like and it's like.
Speaker 1: Boys video, I know that y'all have sensitive nuts. So
Speaker 1: even like tapping with too much pressure funcks y'all up.
Speaker 1: So it's like I don't want to be trying to
Speaker 1: wipe his balls because his doodoo wanting and I press
Speaker 1: too hard and fucking stomach up or something.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know how this works. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Luckily luckily luckily, Well, you know what the good thing
Speaker 1: is is dealing with the boy.
Speaker 2: I take care of him.
Speaker 3: This is something where parenting comes in that even though
Speaker 3: I've been a parent longer, he would be able to
Speaker 3: teach me because he has a boy.
Speaker 2: So worry about.
Speaker 3: Everywhere because that because with me, I create a baby.
Speaker 3: Butdey that's wrong with that.
Speaker 2: Can't squirt.
Speaker 1: Pressure washes nuts.
Speaker 2: You was just worried about wife and wine.
Speaker 9: Just like the nigga ain't gonna be on full speed
Speaker 9: you car out of the gate, or you're gonna be
Speaker 9: tough as leather, gonna be light scared.
Speaker 2: We don't know. They ain't gonna come out my color.
Speaker 6: You're not that far off the light skin spectrum either,
Speaker 6: so you're not as close as he is.
Speaker 2: Tough as leathers tough?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I have them aim at cheerios?
Speaker 3: What okay, appreciate she's taught as they sitting down, but
Speaker 3: he naturally stands.
Speaker 2: Up seeing that's like little boys, and she's like, bro.
Speaker 3: Don't bring me no motherfucking grasshopper, no sh because I'm
Speaker 3: punching you in that Like.
Speaker 2: When you say cheerios, we throw cheerios in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Toiletlet you have them.
Speaker 1: They move around.
Speaker 3: That's not get to make more of a mess because
Speaker 3: cheerios don't stay in one spot.
Speaker 1: They float. They do that in a bowl of milk.
Speaker 6: But you want to but you want to aim at
Speaker 6: the cheriat right, so at least if you aiming at
Speaker 6: the cheerios which are floating in the water.
Speaker 2: We're trying to teach you where to shoot the pits.
Speaker 2: Stay in the water.
Speaker 6: Also, now got a boy, just lift the tulet see up.
Speaker 6: That saves you a lot of problems.
Speaker 2: Now, because there's some grown niggas.
Speaker 10: That miss Just be drunk or high, mostly drunk, or
Speaker 10: be like three o'clock in the morning. Pistol without your
Speaker 10: pistle without your glasses, piss prison without your glasses is
Speaker 10: Fransy does.
Speaker 2: First of all, how can you not aim?
Speaker 4: But you know what, Brown, I can't see that you
Speaker 4: ever be sleep? And then turn the light on fresh
Speaker 4: out to sleep. You can't see a damn thing. Your
Speaker 4: eyes gotta in adjusted, but you gotta pee, so you're
Speaker 4: really not worried about your.
Speaker 6: Hands in the bathroom first and tell your light trying
Speaker 6: before you walk fully in theres be.
Speaker 2: Like as long as I peel myself.
Speaker 3: But well, no, like with my pops in the house.
Speaker 3: Like by the time it gets to that, Oh.
Speaker 4: He doesn't gonners, you're gonna be kicking it with Pop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's probably gonna make him a pair out of
Speaker 2: a gator he killed.
Speaker 4: He he gonna be rough as a bitch. He gonna
Speaker 4: catching the imagine being catching the rabbits in the backyard.
Speaker 4: Imagine being ten on how to put a water heater in.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a muh ten year olds out here, Bro,
Speaker 2: year life.
Speaker 4: He gonna be fifteen country is a bitch fielding ultimate Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, but don't.
Speaker 2: Don't do do he like have an infinity for cars?
Speaker 2: Like besides wrestling, what else the dog likes to do
Speaker 2: his baby mama? You know what? And with that said,
Speaker 2: I like, thank everybody for coming.
Speaker 3: We are not done because we got to talk about
Speaker 3: this shit. So imagine being suicidal, right, I know this
Speaker 3: transition would, but imagine being suicidal and you jump off
Speaker 3: the Golden gate bridge. Live, well, you live because they
Speaker 3: sick a niggas jumping off to the so it's a
Speaker 3: safety net down there. So not only do you take
Speaker 3: the al because you know your plans was spoiled.
Speaker 2: I feel like they should rest you, Bro.
Speaker 1: They charged the nigga thirty five thousand for rescue fees.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, if you didn't want to kill yourself that bad,
Speaker 4: then you definitely don't want.
Speaker 2: To do it.
Speaker 3: Nothing Bro charging me thirty five thousand because I didn't
Speaker 3: want to beer no more.
Speaker 4: Live to live to live, Yes, but that's a good idea.
Speaker 4: Why men walking, you don't do that? Put in safety,
Speaker 4: no noe of that fucking home bridge.
Speaker 6: They put that gate up. I thought they that you
Speaker 6: can't get you can't get over with her. Now they
Speaker 6: put a big ass gate up that you can't mm hmm.
Speaker 6: And because even if you try to scale it and
Speaker 6: you get to the top y, imagine like extra spiky
Speaker 6: or has got the barb wire on it, so you
Speaker 6: can't do it.
Speaker 2: I know that we probably shouldn't be making light of
Speaker 2: the now we hear now, but were.
Speaker 4: Here like imagine like but imagine like you stood there
Speaker 4: for like a minute and a half and you got
Speaker 4: like your coldest batman like monologue off that like just
Speaker 4: between you and God, and now you jump it is
Speaker 4: a safety and that caught you, like damn.
Speaker 2: I thought I ate that one. You told me you
Speaker 2: didn't see the net down there. I thought, I ate
Speaker 2: down I thought I was coming to you God. I
Speaker 2: left the voice and out and everything. When you look down,
Speaker 2: you didn't see the net. You didn't see something that
Speaker 2: looked like a net. Maybe he thought he was gonna
Speaker 2: overshoot it. He said, I got your bitch.
Speaker 1: Now, because I mean if that was the point, I
Speaker 1: think I were like a win and break it or
Speaker 1: something so I can catch a little height on it.
Speaker 2: Thirty five hundred to save.
Speaker 1: No, no, thirty five thousand.
Speaker 2: Thirty five racks?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, yeah, just take me to jail at that
Speaker 4: thirty five racks?
Speaker 2: That that is a lexus thirty thirty five racks. Damn,
Speaker 2: Now you gotta go to work. Put it okay?
Speaker 4: So you was already trying to kill yourself, so life
Speaker 4: wasn't really worth living. You think I'm just not gonna
Speaker 4: find another way to do it after you charge me
Speaker 4: thirty five thousand?
Speaker 1: The fuck a part?
Speaker 3: What if the whole reason why he was suicidal was
Speaker 3: because he was having financial trouble.
Speaker 2: I had the State of California just sucked out up.
Speaker 4: But they gotta get their money back somehow from them,
Speaker 4: from them fires they just had.
Speaker 2: So that makes sense. Thirty five thirty five thousands, Like.
Speaker 3: You could have lost everything and been killing yourself because
Speaker 3: you was in debt or maybe you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: And then they like and the thirty five bankruptcy.
Speaker 1: Can we please talk about Jerryshaw?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Jeredshaw is a US basketball player who was arrested for
Speaker 3: drug smuggling in Indonesia.
Speaker 2: I heard about this in the NBA.
Speaker 1: So the crazy thing about it.
Speaker 2: Is what they got over there Indonesia. Ain't that like Indo?
Speaker 3: So former n cua A basketball player Jered Shaw, he's
Speaker 3: thirty four, was arrested in Indonesia after allegedly ordering thc
Speaker 3: candies from Thailand. Yeah, but Indonesia has some of the
Speaker 3: strictest drug laws in the world. Literally, he's facing firing
Speaker 3: squad the smuggling weed. So and I'm like, have we
Speaker 3: learned nothing about niggas not knowing the laws the world?
Speaker 2: I got So you are in.
Speaker 3: A place with literally the strictest drug laws to the
Speaker 3: point where you can face life in prison or the
Speaker 3: death penalty. And you was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna order some weed candy to share with the team
Speaker 3: and get it mailed.
Speaker 4: Well, you got it figured because it was did you
Speaker 4: say it was candy? You knew it was.
Speaker 2: It was so supposed to smell.
Speaker 1: It was one hundred and thirty two pieces of weed candy.
Speaker 3: So then on So then on top of that, he's
Speaker 3: been banned, He's been banned for life from the basket
Speaker 3: from the Basketball League and now faces a possible life
Speaker 3: sentence or or the death penalty it found guilty. And
Speaker 3: over there it's the firing squad. So getting popped because
Speaker 3: you wanted to get the team high as wild, like
Speaker 3: no part of you decided to learn what you was
Speaker 3: up against if you got caught with all these drugs.
Speaker 3: Over there, they broke Britney Grinder was detained for how long?
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy?
Speaker 4: Other countries probably could choose to like have a heart
Speaker 4: and just be like, bro, you're not from over here.
Speaker 2: We'll just get the fuck out bad. They just hate Americans.
Speaker 2: Don't come back right? Can you give them a reason that?
Speaker 3: It's like how we tell black people don't like you
Speaker 3: already know cops hat this, bro, don't give them an
Speaker 3: extra reason. You know, niggas don't like Americans. And he
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, we should be cool.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you just get the recipe?
Speaker 4: You know, just get the recipe and then come home
Speaker 4: and make you so.
Speaker 3: The Associated Press reports that about five hundred and thirty
Speaker 3: people are currently on death brow in Indonesia, and most
Speaker 3: of them are drug charges. Bro ain't like most of
Speaker 3: them was like rape or murdered Most of the people
Speaker 3: on death row is on death row.
Speaker 2: For drug charges. That's where where indol comes from.
Speaker 3: So the country last carried out executions in July twenty sixteen,
Speaker 3: including executing three foreign citizens.
Speaker 4: I bet they'd be happy. It's a vision. I found
Speaker 4: out that the shoot as American.
Speaker 3: So he was arrested at his apartment on May seventh,
Speaker 3: after the airport police raided his apartment on suspicion of
Speaker 3: drugs smuggling. So airport police told the outlet that they
Speaker 3: had received the package. No, airport police told the outlet
Speaker 3: that it received a package sent from Thailand to Shaw's address,
Speaker 3: where they found one hundred and thirty two pieces of
Speaker 3: Delta nine thc cannabis candidates. Wait, he admitted that he
Speaker 3: ordered it, so he.
Speaker 1: He no, he's in the he ordered the weed from Thailand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and he told the police he ordered the
Speaker 3: candies for his teammates.
Speaker 2: So he admitted to ordering it. He don't see, he
Speaker 2: don't want to, damn. And he got a G league.
Speaker 2: I thought he was the end of it. The league
Speaker 2: is the.
Speaker 3: Okay, gonna go down further down it. But yeah, he's
Speaker 3: played in the Indonesian Basketball League since twenty twenty two
Speaker 3: following several years in the G League.
Speaker 2: But the because you're not good enough to actually make
Speaker 2: a living basketball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but his team immediately fired him or breach of
Speaker 3: contract following his arrest, and he's been banned for life
Speaker 3: over that charge.
Speaker 2: Nigga's the end of his life.
Speaker 1: Something now.
Speaker 3: Although cannabis has it's been decriminalized in Thailand, where he
Speaker 3: ordered it from since twenty fourteen. Indonesia again has some
Speaker 3: of the world's strictest drug laws, so in the past
Speaker 3: the country has carried out executions of a drug charges.
Speaker 1: Be a firen squad.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine what your day is like when.
Speaker 1: You and it's so hard to feel sorry for him,
Speaker 1: Like I won't say it, so I feel bad that
Speaker 1: you can get clapped over weeds.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, it's hard to feel bad
Speaker 3: because fucking dummy.
Speaker 6: Well, we can't say that because Delta nine is considered
Speaker 6: to have the highest potency or in potential for abuse
Speaker 6: and is not acceptable for medical use on any federal level.
Speaker 2: So even the fans be like, Noah, Niggas, that's it's
Speaker 2: not legal, But he knew the rules of the country.
Speaker 1: Thanks freaking night. She's a good night y'all. Me me
Speaker 1: let me know if you want blue or brown barbecue Sanders.
Speaker 2: Baby brown to be authentic. I don't. I told you
Speaker 2: so brown, But yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Pre saying people think they can out smart stuff or
Speaker 3: be the one to get away with stuff, right. That's
Speaker 3: like even when people be going through all that to
Speaker 3: smuggle weed on the cruises and ship, I'm like alcohol,
Speaker 3: it's different because it's like alcohol not illegal.
Speaker 1: They just you know, they confiscate whatever.
Speaker 3: But it's like depending on where you at and you
Speaker 3: trying to like smuggle drugs and ship, Like even when
Speaker 3: it's legal for states, Federals still don't fuck with that ship.
Speaker 3: So I'm like international waters and you know.
Speaker 4: It would be funny. For some o ass reason, people
Speaker 4: seem to think that they're.
Speaker 2: The only people with the Internet.
Speaker 4: So you make a video on TikTok and a tutorial
Speaker 4: on how you smuggle shit onto a cruise ship, and
Speaker 4: then when you get to the cruise ship, motherfucker is
Speaker 4: showing you your video and saying, hey, either you give
Speaker 4: it up.
Speaker 3: Or you gotta get thank you for she said, you
Speaker 3: can get weed when you get off the boat. It
Speaker 3: ain't never that serious for high as given a junkie.
Speaker 3: And that's what I said. And it's like when people
Speaker 3: smuggle that No, that's that's for real. But it's really
Speaker 3: really crazy because like Wan said, like they will give
Speaker 3: a step by step. So one of the guys went
Speaker 3: on he posted a video because on his Instagram story,
Speaker 3: he went posting all of this shit about the weed
Speaker 3: allowed whatever they had, and somebody sent it to.
Speaker 2: The cruise ship.
Speaker 3: They saw that shit, so they came knocking on the door,
Speaker 3: did it say, and they confiscated all of the shit.
Speaker 11: Bro, you're not finna be out here fucking up my experience,
Speaker 11: like a right, look, people snitch understand because they don't.
Speaker 2: Want you up the experience.
Speaker 3: I just I hate when people try to compare weed
Speaker 3: to alcohol when it's like it's different. Because if I'm
Speaker 3: sitting here and just say I have back in my
Speaker 3: bottom and I'm sipping, that's not doing anything for y'all.
Speaker 1: But I'm pregnant.
Speaker 3: If y'all was sitting here smoking weed and shit, that
Speaker 3: affects me, not just y'all. So it's like, I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't, I don't get it.
Speaker 6: Me drinking only gets me drug. He's smoking weed could
Speaker 6: get all of y'all high. That's that's that's what we
Speaker 6: just say here.
Speaker 3: And then you have people like they go out and
Speaker 3: they on their balconies and ship, and then it's like
Speaker 3: somebody next to them smoking. It's like, it's not that
Speaker 3: I care about people smoking weed, but it's like I
Speaker 3: don't smoke, so I don't want to smell that. I
Speaker 3: don't want to go out and smell like weed and shit.
Speaker 3: Themn motherfuckers get to pat me like, bro, that wasn't
Speaker 3: me that niggas had that good ship next door, Like.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you fuck up my experience.
Speaker 3: That's why I like Edibles brit said, you are not
Speaker 3: above the law. How many times do motherfuckers need to
Speaker 3: be reminded and made an example out of it? That's
Speaker 3: why it's hard for me to feel sorry for him,
Speaker 3: Like I can say that it's fucked up that drugs
Speaker 3: is enough to get a nigga you know, lit up
Speaker 3: and ship.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine if that's on your docket at like
Speaker 4: six thirty and now that's all you can think about
Speaker 4: from the time you wake.
Speaker 3: Ups, Like because they they blind folks, you don't they
Speaker 3: That's I think they blind folks.
Speaker 4: I mean, but like, I don't think you would want
Speaker 4: to see a hundred nigga shoot.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, because that's just overkilled.
Speaker 4: Because I'm pretty sure one gonna land a headshot. You
Speaker 4: don't have to in the clip.
Speaker 2: My body is no longer here pre sid.
Speaker 3: I hate having to smell it. There's a whole family
Speaker 3: of people smelling like it. At Chuck e Cheese today,
Speaker 3: I was so annoyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, could give you a headache when you're not prepared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like now, sorry.
Speaker 6: Now, my baby high for no reason because y'all do
Speaker 6: not spray Colonne for y'all come in here now.
Speaker 2: I don't do that. I would rather you just smell
Speaker 2: like we because once you start putting it on top
Speaker 2: of it, that's extra discuss ye come in here.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I don't have a problem with you know,
Speaker 3: people smoking like me. I just I prefer I prefer
Speaker 3: as me. I have like when I do like like
Speaker 3: cones and ship but it's like it's not a like
Speaker 3: ree when as soon as re opens her room doors,
Speaker 3: like it's just it smells like nothing.
Speaker 1: But weed, and I hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 3: Do your room smell like weed, because if not, then
Speaker 3: you need to text her and tell her how to
Speaker 3: not do this.
Speaker 2: I don't smoke in the house. She don't. She don't.
Speaker 6: There's you know the candles that I like, the one
Speaker 6: I have in the front area. That's an older eater candle,
Speaker 6: so literally and it absorbs the smell.
Speaker 2: I okay.
Speaker 4: Like, well, so if she keeping the weed in her room,
Speaker 4: it's confined and there my weed is more in an
Speaker 4: open space because I keep it downstairs in the living
Speaker 4: room behind it.
Speaker 1: It can't be that because my living room smell like
Speaker 1: weed and I got in that jar.
Speaker 2: I do got a jar that might it not? I
Speaker 2: keep it yard.
Speaker 3: I think it's just because like after she smell like
Speaker 3: her clothes and ship when she got like it, it's
Speaker 3: embedded in it. So what precid I just think it's
Speaker 3: trashy as fuck.
Speaker 1: I hate it.
Speaker 3: It's a place and a time, especially as a woman.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started. Yeah, and that's the thing, and
Speaker 3: it's like.
Speaker 2: I'm going to check it.
Speaker 4: I'm playing ski ball hot, don't fuck you, I'm playing.
Speaker 2: I'm playing all the games high as fuck.
Speaker 3: And it's fine when you don't carry it with you.
Speaker 3: Like it's not and it's not a smell that's like yeah,
Speaker 3: Like I think only people who like really really smoke
Speaker 3: care for the smell because they're used to it. And
Speaker 3: it's like when that's not your thing, it's like.
Speaker 4: You know, if you're crazy, Like I feel like maybe
Speaker 4: because I'm like, I don't smell it.
Speaker 2: No more like well people, and that could be another thing.
Speaker 4: Like I'll be sitting in the living room. You too,
Speaker 4: I be sitting in the living room chilling, no walk down.
Speaker 4: It's like, god damn, I'm like, I don't look what
Speaker 4: you like. Man, you smell like weed. I was like, bro,
Speaker 4: I don't smell it. I don't smell with your smell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that that'd be my thing. I just I
Speaker 3: hate to have to be in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: We're playing ski ball high, We're gonna do the little
Speaker 4: basketball game high and I think Jack still got like
Speaker 4: the Simpsons four player.
Speaker 3: And then it's like to say, we're going somewhere and
Speaker 3: for whatever reason, motherfucker get pulled over. Motherfucker ain't smoked
Speaker 3: none in the car, but because you were in my
Speaker 3: car smelling like we they're like, oh, well, we got
Speaker 3: probable calls that's true.
Speaker 2: Like bruh, because you like you know, so now I
Speaker 2: want to punch you.
Speaker 1: In your ship unnecessarily being fucked with because now you
Speaker 1: got me and some shit because you came out smelling
Speaker 1: like something I don't even do.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 6: Why my mom texting me asked about buying a PlayStation
Speaker 6: Mikey for his birthday.
Speaker 1: I ain't never known the powder head to just oh damn, bro,
Speaker 1: that coke loud like the.
Speaker 4: Fuck because mother coke kids in the corner, all jittery.
Speaker 6: Coke kids be the life of the party. Crack kids
Speaker 6: be in the corner all jittery.
Speaker 3: Uh pre say, it definitely causes unnecessary negative Yeah. And
Speaker 3: it's like and and and it's and being residual, like
Speaker 3: you being around the motherfucker who smoke all the time.
Speaker 3: Then it's like I go to work and my ship
Speaker 3: smells like weed because you dropped me off, Like, bro,
Speaker 3: I can't walk in here smelling like this and ship.
Speaker 2: I have a coworker I used to.
Speaker 10: Get in trouble all the time like that her Boyshrien
Speaker 10: be coming smoking when she comes here and smell like her.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, man, go get some cherry blossom
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's and that's the thing. And it's like,
Speaker 3: that's what I don't like. You drinking don't make me
Speaker 3: smell like alcohol.
Speaker 4: That's how I wasn't like car just smell. I used
Speaker 4: to hate it when you, like before I became like
Speaker 4: a heavy, heavy smoker. I used to hate it when
Speaker 4: he would give me rides to work because like even
Speaker 4: he could pick me up completely sober.
Speaker 2: I ain't had a blunt all day.
Speaker 4: But because you smoke all the time in this car,
Speaker 4: your car just smells like we so sitting in here,
Speaker 4: and then when you get out, you smell.
Speaker 1: Like Yeah, it's like, bro, I was I remember bad, but.
Speaker 2: That ship gets in your clothes and his sticks. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that that's why I don't think people understand, like
Speaker 1: when they defend it so much, it's like, bro, no,
Speaker 1: it's that residual ship can carry over to me. And
Speaker 1: I'm not even the one smoking.
Speaker 3: If I'm over here drinking and minding my fucking business,
Speaker 3: and ship like, do you not go start smelling like
Speaker 3: fucking chin and juice?
Speaker 2: I don't know if you get did you close start
Speaker 2: breathing on niggame like vot shut up?
Speaker 3: It'll hit you here, but you ain't gonna go home
Speaker 3: with your motherfucking hoodie, Like damn nigga was drinking that
Speaker 3: ship loud, Like no.
Speaker 2: That's all I feel about. Chicken weren't too much perfume.
Speaker 3: Man, That's another thing for I've been like going to
Speaker 3: a school and a kid. I'm like, did the motherfuckers
Speaker 3: smug a weed in a backpack?
Speaker 2: Seven in the morning? Being that loud trauma?
Speaker 3: Bro with no, I'm talking about Craig Montosory. When I
Speaker 3: was taking the kids to school. It's not high school,
Speaker 3: but it's like because they didn't got out like you
Speaker 3: said with pool, Pop's uncle or whoever dropping them off
Speaker 3: and ship and shipp to mama sometimes too, and it's
Speaker 3: like because they in the car and get out and
Speaker 3: they walking by their.
Speaker 2: Look book bag and she little timmy don't know no better.
Speaker 3: It's like, Bro, you're definitely gonna get called in the
Speaker 3: office with CPS like you.
Speaker 2: Just sitting in the back for snacks, want the Starbucks
Speaker 2: and everything.
Speaker 3: And I appreciate that one of my kids, like we
Speaker 3: we would have to have a conversation respectfully. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: cause you gotta you gotta be careful with that ship
Speaker 3: because it's it's it is. It was certain people who
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I'm okay if I needed a ride,
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I can where I'm going. I can't
Speaker 3: get out swim like weed, and I already know what
Speaker 3: it's going to be like I can't do.
Speaker 2: It and being.
Speaker 6: No which one the one indoor or the one outdoor?
Speaker 3: So before we go, there are two videos that I
Speaker 3: found really funny. They're not related to anything. They were
Speaker 3: just fucking funny to me, and I felt like I
Speaker 3: needed to share them because I ain't been on here
Speaker 3: in a while.
Speaker 4: We should have shared the US video I'll put in
Speaker 4: the group Yeah I live for like thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: I just went back because I was like, how where
Speaker 2: did you fuck up?
Speaker 3: Pre don't piss me off, pree talking about I definitely
Speaker 3: don't enter places that smell like weed or old chicken grease.
Speaker 3: Remember whenever we was getting ready to go out, it
Speaker 3: seemed like Dad would always fucking I used to be
Speaker 3: so mad, like, bro, you ain't cooked nothing all day?
Speaker 3: You had all As soon as I get in the
Speaker 3: shower and I was ready and ship, all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: you fucking in here, battering pork chops and all this shit.
Speaker 2: Bro, I used to be pissed.
Speaker 3: I would literally I would literally run try to run
Speaker 3: through to get out the door so they wouldn't stick
Speaker 3: to me. And sure ship to me like you in
Speaker 3: the frying chicken like, bro, just drive, just let them
Speaker 3: one do down.
Speaker 1: So we try to.
Speaker 2: Because that ship was crazy. We old chicken grees is crazy.
Speaker 2: Who do you hang out with? You? I have never
Speaker 2: smelled like chicken grease.
Speaker 4: And I will say I may smell like weed and
Speaker 4: some nice klown, but check by.
Speaker 2: Meat when you come home. Yo Yo Yo dropped the
Speaker 2: new lead of the Dome videos about the meats as
Speaker 2: that's my brown check on my shoes.
Speaker 4: I was, I was cleaning up and when I got done,
Speaker 4: I was a time.
Speaker 3: I was scrolling and it and it popped up like
Speaker 3: I don't always see everything, you know how Facebook is
Speaker 3: and ship, but I was scrolling and sad.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, look at my babies.
Speaker 3: Brit was like a random shout out to me for
Speaker 3: chiming in on our podcast last week.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I was almost a guess on that yesterday.
Speaker 3: So we are we already know how we feel about
Speaker 3: like grown men being slapped is already funny, but this
Speaker 3: ship just happy, just no, because the react the reaction
Speaker 3: to this, like, can you play.
Speaker 1: This video please?
Speaker 2: Indoor outdoor?
Speaker 1: It's the outdoors, the first one odoor.
Speaker 2: Dre dream what dray dra dude. Now the nigga stopped
Speaker 2: and smoked a cigarette.
Speaker 1: So I want you to rewind it and then pause
Speaker 1: it right away.
Speaker 3: The replay it and then and this pause it right away.
Speaker 3: So note this man has glasses and a hat on.
Speaker 2: Cigrette.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've already lit cigarette at that glasses and
Speaker 3: a hat. Now go ahead and play.
Speaker 1: It, smacking both off at once, and then this is
Speaker 1: all Mike Parking lit his fucking watch afrigatting slap.
Speaker 4: Yo. I don't know how I would feel if I
Speaker 4: slapped the out you and you check your watch, and
Speaker 4: then I proceed the slap you again and then you
Speaker 4: hit your cigarette.
Speaker 6: No, he hit the cigarette before the second slap, Hey
Speaker 6: dream Dream check his watch. Slap okay, so I have
Speaker 6: to smoke out.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was slapped again for not taking the first
Speaker 4: slap serious enough that you thought it was cool to
Speaker 4: hit your cigarette.
Speaker 3: And he said, because he's about to unlive, you think
Speaker 3: he got the toul on it hi might he was
Speaker 3: a little bit too cool to get slapped.
Speaker 2: Bro, you slap me twice.
Speaker 4: I didn't do nothing, Charlie. When you slap a nigga,
Speaker 4: everybody gotta die.
Speaker 3: But it's funny because he said he was like, you're
Speaker 3: talking like you got animosity or something.
Speaker 1: That slap definitely has some animosity on it.
Speaker 3: But it's the guy reaction in the back after the
Speaker 3: slap happened, playing one more time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's let's watch in the grad because I think
Speaker 7: he gave him the cigarette and drag dra my nigga
Speaker 7: pulled his pants up and okay, so so this looked
Speaker 7: like this was about to be a jumper.
Speaker 3: Like no, he looked like he was shocked at the
Speaker 3: slap at first, but.
Speaker 4: I feel like, bro his pants up, yeah, Bro, the
Speaker 4: gray like he was waiting for him to, okay, do something.
Speaker 2: Now, all Bro, that two niggas go.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad if he would have blue folks.
Speaker 6: That Yeah you have twice, dude, Charlie Murphy said. When
Speaker 6: somebody gets.
Speaker 2: He challenged them to a duel in real time twice. Right.
Speaker 3: There was something about getting open handed, like if you
Speaker 3: have a choice as a man, would you rather a nigga,
Speaker 3: punch you and knock you out or slap.
Speaker 2: Me punch because if you slap me, now I gotta see.
Speaker 4: People, no Braki might slap you to sleep.
Speaker 2: That's see.
Speaker 6: Did you see how that just elevatedspect The slap is
Speaker 6: already disrespectful, but now I'm sleep from it too.
Speaker 3: I agree said there's so much happening in the short clip.
Speaker 3: So now the next video is funny because yeah, but no,
Speaker 3: so it's it's a Walmart video.
Speaker 1: That should kind of tell you all that that video.
Speaker 2: Was just in Walmart, right, like that isn't about niggas
Speaker 2: in Walmart getting whooped. I don't know, but that's kind
Speaker 2: of like the theme. It was funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead play the next one. You know, some
Speaker 3: people take their job too serious. We've seen it before.
Speaker 2: Did the nigga going to cooler and take a red bull?
Speaker 1: So just kill me because this bitch got aimed.
Speaker 3: I don't know if because of how the video shows
Speaker 3: up on the screen, how clear, like how big it
Speaker 3: was to y'all.
Speaker 2: In the head, bro her aim is impeccable.
Speaker 3: She did that nigga in the head from back there
Speaker 3: with a red bull Camp Bulls while.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I feel like this is this is a
Speaker 4: fair He got his ship off, whatever he stole, he
Speaker 4: got out of there with it.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, she shot some at him first, he returned
Speaker 3: fire hard as fucking now. He was close ranged and
Speaker 3: he hit her in the back with it because she
Speaker 3: kind of kicked a little.
Speaker 1: But then she picked.
Speaker 3: It up and she launched that motherfucker and hit him
Speaker 3: right in the back of the head. It's the aim
Speaker 3: for me, exchange no robbery, especially because definitely a robbery
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Somebody to go see this on the security. Have you
Speaker 2: ever tried to throw something with back painbroke because he
Speaker 2: beamed her ship When you do like this and that
Speaker 2: motherfucking back muscle flex, that shit hurt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, brit said running back. She wanted to sleep it,
Speaker 3: see it in slow motion.
Speaker 2: I can't promise you slow motion pick it up. Hit
Speaker 2: him ship.
Speaker 1: Here the artist, but you gotta look towards his head.
Speaker 2: Player.
Speaker 3: I take no bull off you nickish bro. I don't know,
Speaker 3: but that bitch needs to be in the fucking a
Speaker 3: major basic.
Speaker 2: Spanish bro.
Speaker 4: That's racist, I mean, is major League baseball and.
Speaker 1: Not getting a concussion because you're trying.
Speaker 3: To steal rid polat bag. It was that dog food, Like,
Speaker 3: what the was dog even stealing?
Speaker 2: He probably didn't even need.
Speaker 3: Just go to the store and steal, said, I couldn't
Speaker 3: be lost prevention. I could never care that much.
Speaker 2: No man working at Walmart.
Speaker 4: I've seen some of the craziest ship I've seen a
Speaker 4: black dude beat up the white security guard because she's
Speaker 4: taking her job to a serious Now they always I
Speaker 4: don't know if it's still the same, but what they
Speaker 4: used to tell the lost Provincial people is that as
Speaker 4: long as you detained them on the premises, which is
Speaker 4: basically the store, if you can get them while we're
Speaker 4: in this building, cool. Once they get out of the store,
Speaker 4: let it be. You just gotta write a report, get
Speaker 4: the footage of the camera. You know who not to
Speaker 4: let in this motherfucker.
Speaker 2: She probably ain't even worked there long enough to cover
Speaker 2: that back injury. Like Shorty ran out.
Speaker 3: The They might not cover it because she was fucking
Speaker 3: chasing them in, antagonizing them. And they tell you the
Speaker 3: leading people alone, she ain't LP.
Speaker 4: That bitch is a cashier, so you already was out
Speaker 4: of your jurisdiction while you're not on your register, again,
Speaker 4: Why you not mine of your business? I used to
Speaker 4: see people stealing Walmart all the time. I'm not doing
Speaker 4: nothing about it.
Speaker 1: You were, Bro, That's why I'm not supposed to. She
Speaker 1: was mad about that.
Speaker 2: Ship, especially when they started opening up the like that.
Speaker 4: She got faded because like they opened up the lawn
Speaker 4: and garden side of the building.
Speaker 2: So folks was.
Speaker 4: Like, Bro, you asking co worker like y'all not putting
Speaker 4: no LP back there. Y'all pretty much just asking us
Speaker 4: to stop niggas. We're not doing that, not at all.
Speaker 4: So Bro ran out with like a handful of fucking DVDs.
Speaker 4: Sure he caught him like three ft out of the door.
Speaker 4: He turned around, jabbed her day and the ship. Then
Speaker 4: he celebrated on her pre.
Speaker 1: Said what if that was her bad? Though?
Speaker 3: He don't look like he was nobody b d. He
Speaker 3: looked like he was the bottom. No broly back one
Speaker 3: more time and look at his demeanor. He looked like
Speaker 3: he was the bottom.
Speaker 2: Well I guess he. I guess the b is covered
Speaker 2: how you walk? He was not the bottle.
Speaker 1: This little man from bobbing and everything.
Speaker 2: So hard.
Speaker 10: M h.
Speaker 1: Kay, huh, that's she crazy?
Speaker 2: Who then was recording.
Speaker 4: Niggas don't prevent nothing. They just pulled their phone out.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, a bottom does. He did move like a bottom.
Speaker 2: The day up to the bottom. I don't think the
Speaker 2: LBGT community watches this chef.
Speaker 3: I got hit that hard with a yachtzi cut. You
Speaker 3: know how thick y'all know how thick the plastic is
Speaker 3: a y cut?
Speaker 2: Or play in the dark.
Speaker 1: No, so we was in the dark.
Speaker 2: You're just setting.
Speaker 3: We weren't playing YACHTI so we were in the dark
Speaker 3: and we used to do this thing like it was
Speaker 3: similar to how I remember that one day when we
Speaker 3: went to El Greco and I just had my phone
Speaker 3: recording just everything that was talking about today. I used
Speaker 3: to have this black tape recorder like the old school
Speaker 3: joint like where if you pull out the handle like
Speaker 3: you can carry it and ship. He remember you used
Speaker 3: to You had to push the play and the record
Speaker 3: button down at the same time with the tape.
Speaker 1: So we were just playing.
Speaker 3: We just used to have blank taste, so we was
Speaker 3: just recording, was just playing this ship. So somebody had
Speaker 3: the fucking idea to turn out the light and throw
Speaker 3: something and it was all fun of games. The niggas
Speaker 3: was laughing and playing and ship and I threw something
Speaker 3: but it hit Anthony.
Speaker 1: He got mad. It's like we weren't all playing. This
Speaker 1: probably saw you too, the right your fucking back.
Speaker 3: So this nigga, it wasn't even hard when I threw
Speaker 3: and he picked up a yachti cup and he beamed
Speaker 3: that motherfucker like dog did her in the back, but
Speaker 3: he beaming this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: It hit me in the forehead.
Speaker 2: I feel like all you heard was a thud and
Speaker 2: it's somebody going no.
Speaker 3: So it was caught on the tape. You could hear
Speaker 3: everybody laugh and then all of a sudden because somehow
Speaker 3: he hit me with the cup, but it doubled back
Speaker 3: like it hit me twice.
Speaker 2: I don't know how.
Speaker 3: It happened, but it no, it's somehow it like it it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it pined in like double tap
Speaker 3: or what. But you can hear the double tap, everybody laughing,
Speaker 3: and all a sudden, you hearo, I just start beaking.
Speaker 3: That motherfucker hurt. That cup was thick as fuck. Gro
Speaker 3: I had a goose egg on this motherfucker.
Speaker 6: To find all your old tapes, would you sit there
Speaker 6: and listen to all of them.
Speaker 2: No, I.
Speaker 3: Haven't even scratched the surface in therapy. I don't need
Speaker 3: to unlike shit else. But you heard like cause he
Speaker 3: I mean, the motherfucker didn't shoot it twice. It wasn't
Speaker 3: a boomerang, but you heard it. It was like and then
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I just start crying and then
Speaker 3: to make they but they kept they.
Speaker 1: But then the whole ass niggas like they kept replaying
Speaker 1: that part on the tape.
Speaker 3: I felt like fucking dog. I felt like Chauncey minutes
Speaker 3: of society. I want to let everybody down, bro, because
Speaker 3: why you whole ass niggas keep playing everybody this tape?
Speaker 1: Can we play that game at the shower? It's one
Speaker 1: of my faves.
Speaker 4: You or you want to throw the yachtzi cup at people,
Speaker 4: because if we throwing yachzi.
Speaker 2: Cups, I'm out.
Speaker 3: Yes's just you know, I haven't I haven't even figured
Speaker 3: out what games are being played at the shower. I
Speaker 3: mean I haven't had the baby shower in sixteen years.
Speaker 2: I gotta.
Speaker 4: Y cups remind me of them red cups from Old
Speaker 4: Country before.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 3: They're like the plastic is so thick, Like, why does
Speaker 3: it need to be just thick to shake some dice
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 2: You gotta shake it like twelve, right, it's five.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, we are going to go ahead and get
Speaker 3: out of here.
Speaker 1: I feel good being bad. I feel good period, honestly,
Speaker 1: like it's been a rough.
Speaker 3: The rough ride, like between being sick all the time
Speaker 3: and always being tired and having a fucking energy.
Speaker 1: So now.
Speaker 6: In charge of the bay shower games, we do get
Speaker 6: show up, so.
Speaker 1: I don't care r me and don't do said, why
Speaker 1: would we just throw the damn cup?
Speaker 2: Why? I just want to fight? What you mean?
Speaker 4: I don't want to fight you? And are so Friday
Speaker 4: they do the pod but because I was off on Friday,
Speaker 4: her tones thank you could like cool with the pie.
Speaker 4: You can see your homeles she was. She tried to
Speaker 4: beat me up because of you.
Speaker 2: Sure it was just because of you. She wanted to
Speaker 2: physically harm me.
Speaker 1: Sure it was just about.
Speaker 4: It wasn't justified. I'm sure it was just it wasn't justified.
Speaker 4: Sure it wasn't justifying.
Speaker 1: I pause.
Speaker 2: So I had to tell Bread that I knew the rules.
Speaker 2: Twenty five feet I know feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely made a turn.
Speaker 3: So like now even when I get up, I'm able
Speaker 3: to be up during the full day. I'm not having to,
Speaker 3: you know, be in bed all the time because I
Speaker 3: don't have any energy.
Speaker 1: I am now, and I had to.
Speaker 3: It was hard because I wasn't eating, Like, I didn't
Speaker 3: have an appetite. I wasn't able to eat or like
Speaker 3: you know, really drink anything. So I was getting dehydrated
Speaker 3: a lot, and I was losing weight. Now, if I
Speaker 3: don't eat every two two and a half hours, get
Speaker 3: to cutting up and I start feeling signature. So like
Speaker 3: now all I do is eat and snack on shit,
Speaker 3: because if I don't.
Speaker 6: Little dude here, you bringing him into the studio the pot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, ain't no crying babies in him up.
Speaker 1: Make it that a button to oh min, ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be no baby kids like you.
Speaker 2: Wasn't. MA don't want my motherfucker kids.
Speaker 4: And if they was trying to say, and if they
Speaker 4: was my motherfucker kids, your motherfucker kids wouldn't act like that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, bro. I tell her that he was
Speaker 3: a pitch ass nigga when he was a kid, So
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know, like he talking about
Speaker 3: crying babies. I'm gonna make sure you nothing like how
Speaker 3: you was as the kids to be good.
Speaker 4: He got you as a mama because I had you.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, and I'm bigger than both of you, motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: I'll funck y'all up live. I'm sure i'll fuck y'all up,
Speaker 4: especially folks with the broken back.
Speaker 2: He thinks bang, but he think bang with Batman.
Speaker 1: I don't fuck with dog around.
Speaker 4: Put dog in the Boston crab like like how going
Speaker 4: through Pat McAfee.
Speaker 2: Bro, you gotta hit the walls, walls. That's why I
Speaker 2: like this now. Walls. We're definitely hit you know what?
Speaker 2: Think you the walls of jar a wall? But again,
Speaker 2: who bringing the chicken? Chicken? And the cake is all
Speaker 2: I need to know. Nigga, you don't eat cake? I do. Nigga,
Speaker 2: you don't eat cake? Or what kind of cake we're
Speaker 2: talking about?
Speaker 4: Ain't gonna be no no baby showers have like special
Speaker 4: kind of cakes, like a bun cake. It's something something fancy.
Speaker 4: Ain't no fucking birthday cake. Yellowkay, Niggas bring yellow cake? No,
Speaker 4: don't you yellow nigga yellow cake?
Speaker 1: Whatever me me wants is what's gonna be there. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is chocolate cake, chocolate chocolate cake? What is chocolate cake?
Speaker 2: Chocolate? What does it consist of?
Speaker 6: Chocolate, chocolate, milk, eggs?
Speaker 1: When you see a chocolate cake, what do you expect
Speaker 1: to see when you cut into a chocolate cake?
Speaker 2: But what does that mean? It means the cake should
Speaker 2: be thrown.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you have whatever colored frosting on top, but
Speaker 6: it should be brown in the middle.
Speaker 3: Because for whatever reason, and this has been a long thing, because.
Speaker 2: You motherfucker Brendon, I say yellow yellow cake with chocolate frog,
Speaker 2: they be trying to say chocolate cake, yellow cake, frosty
Speaker 2: chocolate cake. Inside.
Speaker 3: Niggas are always trying to rewrite the rules and they
Speaker 3: will always advertise, bro, that is not chocolate cake.
Speaker 2: Niggas be trying to play the man.
Speaker 1: That little chocolate cake is chocolate cake. And the frosting
Speaker 1: right once you put.
Speaker 4: The chocolate flavor in whatever color is, it's just like
Speaker 4: red velvet, red velvet, and chocolate cake just with red.
Speaker 2: It's just red. It's red chocolate cake that ruined my
Speaker 2: fucking experience of it. But I understand it. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I understand.
Speaker 4: But for niggas to say, because we put chocolate frost
Speaker 4: on yellow cake. It's chocolate cake. It's fucking crazy, y'all
Speaker 4: gotta stabbed the internet. That's exactly what yellow cake.
Speaker 1: But it's not just the internet thing, like even back then,
Speaker 1: and I had to think about it, like, bro, motherfuckers
Speaker 1: us with chocolate cake and then it's just fucking chocolate frosting,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, bro, it's not chocolate cake.
Speaker 2: It's yellow cake.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, besides chocolate frost and whatever, the frost on yellow cake.
Speaker 3: I only I only eat it with butter cream, like
Speaker 3: white butter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a different, a different frosty. I just can't remember.
Speaker 1: What brit said. What was you expecting red velvet cake
Speaker 1: to be?
Speaker 6: We're not having this conversation right he high, not right now,
Speaker 6: but at that time he was high.
Speaker 3: You want to know a real hot thought, the fact
Speaker 3: that on most occasions when I am eating, like I
Speaker 3: don't know if y'all saw the delectable ass pizza potter
Speaker 3: that I got from Rocky yesterday, that I know.
Speaker 6: God, I swear to God, I moved closer to Rocky
Speaker 6: and I still don't order as much as I used to.
Speaker 7: Ask Carol Phoenix amazing because so because I could just
Speaker 7: go get it down, save myself ten bucks.
Speaker 3: Jelly Bean doesn't like pepperoni fu so and I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not a sausage pizza fan unless it's Rockies because
Speaker 3: Rockies sausage they built different, built different. So yeah, so
Speaker 3: Rockies got the real sausage, right, So so there's our
Speaker 3: funk with So they got Italian sausage only pizza and
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, you know, little baby, and like we
Speaker 3: need to we need the works. So I got my
Speaker 3: own pizza. I just got a small for the works
Speaker 3: with everything on it. So you got your sausage, you
Speaker 3: got your pepperoni, you got your onions, green peppers, green olives,
Speaker 3: black olives, dice tomatoes.
Speaker 1: I got extra cheese, extra sauce.
Speaker 2: I hooked that up.
Speaker 3: And it didn't don't like when y'all heat up pizza,
Speaker 3: how do y'all do it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 6: So either I put it under a paper towel to
Speaker 6: absorb some of that extra.
Speaker 2: Or I might put one on top of it to
Speaker 2: absorb the extra grease. Depends on what kind of pizza.
Speaker 2: But I was like, it does depend because Rockies is
Speaker 2: Rockies airfry what so I can get that bottom back
Speaker 2: back where it was it might be.
Speaker 3: I was like mine because it be soft, right, I
Speaker 3: don't have that problem the crust, Like the outer be crispy,
Speaker 3: but the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's why I like the.
Speaker 2: Bruh. So I like a little crystal left.
Speaker 1: But my point was like when I put it in
Speaker 1: the microwave, all of these like when I look at
Speaker 1: from now, going all the way back of owning microwaves,
Speaker 1: I'd be forgetting that there's an actual pizza button to
Speaker 1: reheat pizza with. I always enter.
Speaker 6: The times on certain microwaves and that's not popcorn.
Speaker 2: So now.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get into the like so now like
Speaker 3: push and I used the pizza button to reheat, and
Speaker 3: I was like, bro, this ship is perfect and I
Speaker 3: think it's just the time.
Speaker 1: I think it's like and like it's a whole setting
Speaker 1: for it. And I was like, the cheese is perfectly melted,
Speaker 1: the crust is good.
Speaker 3: Like I was pushing this button before. Everybody that I
Speaker 3: brought that up to, they was like, dog, I don't
Speaker 3: use that button.
Speaker 1: We don't start because I.
Speaker 2: People and nobody.
Speaker 6: Used to get when they was kids and they forgot
Speaker 6: to put the meat out the defrosts where you could
Speaker 6: have just put that bitch in the microwave, would have
Speaker 6: did it.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people just don't trust Black people,
Speaker 3: don't trust the deep rust.
Speaker 4: Well, we trusted to just sit in the walk and
Speaker 4: sink of water in a summer. Its wrong with black
Speaker 4: people now, because.
Speaker 6: What fucking pork chops could have been thrown out forty
Speaker 6: five minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Now I got a whole ass whopping.
Speaker 6: We gotta eat fucking noodles because the meat ain't thaw
Speaker 6: it out.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 6: With that being said, we come to the end of
Speaker 6: this episode, like, thank you all for tuning in too,
Speaker 6: uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Because I got some rockies to go home in this
Speaker 1: sporadic ass episode and whostly awkward.
Speaker 2: I will tell you tune in next week.
Speaker 6: But ship, we don't know, We don't know if she'll
Speaker 6: be here. No, I'm fine now, I'm moving your day,
Speaker 6: That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Fine now, you fine, But someday ain't fine.
Speaker 6: I got a job, I got school, I got kids
Speaker 6: that fucking gotta be out the door at seven in
Speaker 6: the morning. Yeah, I might move you. What you're doing
Speaker 6: on Tuesdays? I can't do Tuesdays day Thursday. Well, I
Speaker 6: mean you come give me anyway, because I was gonna
Speaker 6: say Tuesdays is jail today, Oh I don't go, but
Speaker 6: I'm saying like they'll be gone, so you come get anyway.
Speaker 1: It should be keep moving.
Speaker 4: Brog was so upset that I wouldn't work on mother.
Speaker 2: Bro, you ain't even the mama. You should have that
Speaker 2: the day you should have been there.
Speaker 4: You should have been by the fault the fifty five
Speaker 4: year old. I ain't got no fucking parents who he's
Speaker 4: been in the day with.
Speaker 6: Why why he can't work the grade? No he not, No,
Speaker 6: you ain't nobody mama or daddy. That should be too
Speaker 6: that you speak of this.
Speaker 2: I guess he must have looked at the calendar because
Speaker 2: he walked in the room. He was like, you think
Speaker 2: of my Father's Day. I was like, directly, but maybe
Speaker 2: I have. I don't know that was on the calendar. Niggas,
Speaker 2: you don't got no family.
Speaker 6: Nigga work, so you you ain't got no, you ain't
Speaker 6: nobody's daddy. But yet you're taking off the Father's Day.
Speaker 6: You a whole fuck nigga. Absolutely, you're not even pretending
Speaker 6: to be somebody that you're not even helping raise somebody kids,
Speaker 6: nigga I raised three to say hold on because he
Speaker 6: is more of a daddy.
Speaker 3: I was like, because he definitely said that, nigga kids,
Speaker 3: you gotta pay for field trips and all type of
Speaker 3: random ship speaking the field trip, Now, I got my
Speaker 3: appetite bag. We need to coordinate something about to eat.
Speaker 3: I've honestly been on out back for a while, but I.
Speaker 4: Mean here Friday than one, uh, Nigga, I can record
Speaker 4: a whole poetry podcast on Fridays.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: Oh, so he's saying, basically saying it's a cousin days.
Speaker 3: I mean he leave us all the time. He was
Speaker 3: leaving you to go to fucking Undstone, not even Brownstone.
Speaker 2: He was leaving me to go hang out with a
Speaker 2: bunch of niggas that know me. What is fucking crazy?
Speaker 4: What are you talking about? It'd be your own now,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about? One beyond hey.
Speaker 3: If Britain, if Brita didn't just tell us about friends
Speaker 3: giving and ship, you was gonna look up, bros, gonna
Speaker 3: be there and.
Speaker 4: Definitely well brit told me about friends giving. Yeah, on Friday, right,
Speaker 4: she didn't.
Speaker 2: Lock down the right, so he knew before me.
Speaker 4: She was talking to me about friends given. He knew
Speaker 4: me something and I said something. She was like, no, good,
Speaker 4: you talking about friends.
Speaker 2: Giving, right, he knew before me.
Speaker 4: I think Britain is gonna be telling you want to say?
Speaker 4: She said, July, But I don't even remember date. But
Speaker 4: I want to say she said, like July.
Speaker 2: I see her every Friday.
Speaker 3: July twenty seven. She posted in there it's right there.
Speaker 3: Friendsgiving is July twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool? Make should I take that off? Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 2: That better not be a pay per view day. Ain't
Speaker 2: no paper reviews in July.
Speaker 4: The only pay per view that they think about having
Speaker 4: a July But they ain't CONVERERN Evolution.
Speaker 2: Because because that's all I money. That's on the twelfth.
Speaker 2: That's it will be on the twelfth Priority corner. Wh
Speaker 2: smoked out watching Evolution on that day.
Speaker 4: I don't know because it's one of those uh like,
Speaker 4: so how they doing it next weekend?
Speaker 2: Where they got like the m x T pay per
Speaker 2: view on Saturday nights main events.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be a Saturday nice main of man,
Speaker 4: it's supposed to be something like it's the resturing weekend
Speaker 4: that week.
Speaker 2: But what you missing the point like all women pay
Speaker 2: per view.
Speaker 4: On the day that we me and you gonna be
Speaker 4: hanging around number women. That's the evolution, all right. Make
Speaker 4: sure y'all check us out on all streaming platform And
Speaker 4: chicken ain't nobody confirmed?
Speaker 3: Oh because I don't know, because I want multiple I
Speaker 3: want plane barbecue in Buffalo, So.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have three different people make a chicken.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know, because I may have to outsource
Speaker 3: to you know, in the order chickens. The only things
Speaker 3: that we're missing, like because we got somebody who's making
Speaker 3: barbecue meatballs. Na's making barbecue meatballs. I still need somebody
Speaker 3: to make sweetish meatballs. I don't like barbecue meatballs. I
Speaker 3: don't like I don't like sweet meat and I think
Speaker 3: Kayla Caleb may Well, I didn't know I was sweet
Speaker 3: at the time. And even it hasn't been confirmed, still
Speaker 3: waiting on the it's a little to reveal, but I
Speaker 3: don't know. I might try because it's like it's not
Speaker 3: really sweetest, like more of a sweet and sour. Because
Speaker 3: I am having a Luau baby shower. I was looking
Speaker 3: at like Hawaiian meatballs. Yeah, so I was looking like
Speaker 3: I really want everybody to dress for the thing, but
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I said that on the you know, like tropical colors
Speaker 3: or like Hawaiian stuff. It's not mandatory. I ain't gonna
Speaker 3: turn you away at the fucking door if you don't.
Speaker 3: But I chose this thing because I felt like it's
Speaker 3: more interactive up like Miami.
Speaker 1: So you know that's my thing.
Speaker 3: So y'all, y'all, y'all definitely get all this belly and
Speaker 3: the grass skirt.
Speaker 4: You just want to wear like some tropical button ups
Speaker 4: with the like how are we getting it?
Speaker 3: I mean that y'all can do the dad shirts kind
Speaker 3: of looks like he owned Hawaiian shirts anyway.
Speaker 6: I actually do not, don't wear those no more. But
Speaker 6: that is the point, that is one that think this
Speaker 6: one still in there just for nostylic Let me let
Speaker 6: me do my ama like a Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, you
Speaker 6: find what you could find first, cause it's hard for
Speaker 6: you to shop for cool.
Speaker 2: But I gotta find something massive, Matt, so I gotta.
Speaker 1: See what I mean you've built like this, simone.
Speaker 2: I take that.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm ordering me up, and then like I look
Speaker 4: back at my bak, I like, man, I gotta beene
Speaker 4: in the blood.
Speaker 2: Line, brother, I'm gonna order me.
Speaker 3: I could have been in the blood line when the
Speaker 3: blood line could have been in me ship.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with that being said, make sure y'all checking out
Speaker 6: of all streaming platforms that's freaker Spotify, I heard radio
Speaker 6: wherever this podcast at and uh yeah, we might.
Speaker 2: Be on a different day next time. So how let
Speaker 2: y'all peace sick of her ship