Speaker 1: Let's i'll start to what you want to present? Some
off the bench with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and C. Bob aber
the pitch. Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Yo. What y'all?
Speaker 2: How's it going? I hope you having a great day.
Hour two about to be on a Wednesday, which means buns.
One thing. It's just time fall some filustering as we
welcome in our QB one National Champion Master of Hydration
Matt Flynn, Master of Hydration.
Speaker 4: Yes, hey guys, good morning, Master Dration.
Speaker 2: What you should call it?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: BASI true? I got my ten thousand hours.
Speaker 5: One of one they called me, Malcolm Jackwell, Oh man, I.
Speaker 2: Like you better. I'm storing that one to reuse at
certain points in my life. If you watch naps today,
that will be reused. Matt Flair. What's up, guys? Drink
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with the best hydration products, Malcolm Jackwell, ten thousands great?
Speaker 4: Which how you doing much? Shout out to uh Yeshiva?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I heard you talking about them. Good job to
those guys as well. But no shout out to the
new interstate. I ten I twelve merger headed eastbound opened up.
I think it opened up today, so towards us. I'm
coming from like the Blue Bonnet area. Yeah, I mean
that sucker was smooth today.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I like, hold on out, hold
on no, huh, eastbound you're going wet.
Speaker 4: You're excuse me, sorry, westbound.
Speaker 2: You're talking about one. You're now coming in from the left.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, sorry, West Mountain. Yeah, I'm bad. It's a
shout out though. I don't know if I caught like
a sliver of just like lightness. But and I know
it's been I think it's been closed this week, right,
because I think they were connecting it all little that
little pocket has been closed. But it was smooth.
Speaker 2: At some point recently. Instead of merging from the right,
they are now merging from the left. You're coming underneath
the left. But I didn't know if that was temporary
or is that how it's gonna be.
Speaker 4: Now that's how it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: It was very silky smooth.
Speaker 6: Left the house five minutes late today, arrived five minutes
earlier here.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know why. Maybe it was a lack
of accident, but it was a conspicuously untrafficky morning, Like
why do you.
Speaker 3: Get the same route every day? And like I got
to like the airline area and like I'm the only
coral the road.
Speaker 2: No, I know, I know. It freaked me out a
little bit. Tom what's going on to Huh? Gonna be
a good day? Better rouge, You're not gonna I'm not gonna. Well.
Speaker 6: The past couple of days have been brutal because I
believe they shut down.
Speaker 4: That part in Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess they were connected at all, connect all
that construction they were doing.
Speaker 4: They're connected at all, but big shout out, we're doing
good work, dude.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it's going to stay. I'm sure
they'll shut something else down and work on that, but
it is. But you can see the progressing as a
lot of cars moving through there. They just weren't stopped.
Speaker 2: As the philosopher ice Cube said, today was a good day.
He did say that it doesn't matter about tomorrow or
anything else, but today.
Speaker 4: Who is that? Malcolm?
Speaker 2: That was Malcolm Jackwell wrote an entire book about it.
Speaker 4: Actually, what do you think his opinion of Elvis is?
Speaker 2: I know, I hate better because I cannot get Jake
to listen to the episode on Sad Songs Sound just
because he's he has written off bad things for him
Malcolm forever because he had I don't even remember the
Elvis episode at this point, to be honest, those years.
Speaker 7: Ago, many many many, But you know this about me.
If you crossed me once, it's hard to get out.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: You know what else came out many many years ago,
thirty years ago to yesterday. Actually a goofy movie. Okay
when I got there, all were you all too old
for a goofy movie?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Like gor I was on us ten Pizza, The Leaning
Tower of Cheese. My little brother, My little brother was
all about it. He was it was. It was a
great movie.
Speaker 4: What's the goofy show? All the time?
Speaker 2: Definitely Line poly Shore right stand out. You know it's
me and pobly Shore. He's he's a tower of cheese exactly.
He has the spray cheese and he makes a definitely
spray cheese, yes, very high.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of what is probably the nastiest thing
I used to do as a child. You sure, at
basketball camp, but I would get I would get these
spray cheese this story, and I would cover my palm
in it, from the tip of my finger to the
base of my palm, just cover it, and then I
would just lick it off, just zat the cheese off
my hand. Don't know why, never really known why. But yeah,
long basketball shorts and high basketball camp.
Speaker 4: Yeah, UNC basketball camp one time I was at.
Speaker 2: Can't believe Dean Smith didn't offer you on the spot.
I know, I know he was still a coach for camp.
Speaker 4: Mhmm.
Speaker 2: Then it was Roy Williams or no, no, no, no. There's some
random in between that I'd forgotten about. Matt.
Speaker 4: Did you ever get cheese like on the basketball?
Speaker 2: This was like in the dorm at night?
Speaker 4: Well, sure, but you know.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, I mean I was licking that thing, Clay.
There was no cheese resident. I was liking that thing clean. God,
did you have a roommate? Yeah, what do you think
about that? I think we were all doing it. I
don't know if they were going full palm, but we
were just passing around the cheese with and getting crazy.
It's elsewhere I learned to use curse words, remember, tearfully
coming to my mouther.
Speaker 7: Matt was after it was Bill Guthridge. Yeah, when you
were licking the cheese off your hand.
Speaker 2: I remember tearfully going to my mother after one of
the camps and being like I've been I've been cursing
and flicking people off all and she was very obviously
like I don't think this was like oh, just like
go pray about it or something was. I had to
get it off my chest.
Speaker 6: I was a I think I was a freshman or
sophomore in high school. I was at the Texas A
and M football camp and so no, not it's in
a cheesew was situation. But it was like like I
was at the age where I was old enough that
I could stay in the dorm room with all the
other kids. So like my parents like loaded me up
on like this big ice chest full of waters, and
hell yeah, you know this is pre my free like
gatorade and stuff like that, and this is for.
Speaker 4: Like a two day camp.
Speaker 2: Any all sporting there in my been.
Speaker 4: Some all sporting there, who knows.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: And so we would drink it and the ice would
start melting and so that was the water I was
drinking like.
Speaker 4: That ice the ice melt and so I take like
the empty like good though.
Speaker 2: It's ice cold tation.
Speaker 6: Like everybody and the everyone like all my friends had
been like getting using the same ice chest and uh
so I was drinking that water the whole time. And
then after this camp, my parents on, I had a
vacation afterwards. Turns out your boycott dysentery.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you did end up you actually did end
up getting sick. Ye oh yeah, real bunch of white
tans all reaching in there.
Speaker 4: Like uncontrollable sickness. That drip pretty quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds awful.
Speaker 4: I had a good camp though, dropping dimes out there, so.
Speaker 2: You started dropping diying, dropping shout.
Speaker 4: Out to who is the quarterback? Or there was a Crackthorp.
Speaker 2: Legend never got to uh ever, got to really do
his thing thanks to the Parkinson's.
Speaker 4: It's a great man though.
Speaker 2: Great gosh, great man, elite man. Hey Matt, you're a
golf guy now right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I always been a golfing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought recently though you were going harder on it.
Maybe I'm wrong, but how we feeling? Dude? Masters Week
par three today level of excitement one through ten? Where
we at It's.
Speaker 6: Just like the footage and the drone footage and all
the like everything of a gusta every year gets like
it looks so fake.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't see it.
Speaker 6: Like there there's so many like new specials and documentaries
on the grounds crew and like the detail they take
care of.
Speaker 4: Like it's just incredible.
Speaker 6: It's it's it's I can't wait to see the course
this year because they had the uh them all the
tornadoes come through.
Speaker 4: I believe this past year. Take a bunch of trees.
Speaker 2: They uh well, And it's like the quality of the cameras,
like you said, the drones you're able to kind.
Speaker 7: Of it's yeah, it's und Will you move on Sunday?
Are we be like playing and did? Like, Hey, Lacy,
you got the kids here, here's the deal.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 6: Usually I am locked in every swing. Turns out we're
going on a family vacation on Friday.
Speaker 7: You didn't very far away, You didn't think about it
when you scheduled it, or you did.
Speaker 2: You just said, hey, I gotta give some things out.
Speaker 4: You know, some things you schedule, some things you don't schedule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know you to be a scheduler.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not a scheduler. So we're going on a
big trip. So I'm gonna have to find other ways
that are you said very far away? I think I
know where you're going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'll be watching. I'll be watching,
watching on your phone. Hopefully I'll be watching on my
phone or an iPad or something.
Speaker 6: But it'll be like it'll be like one am when
they're probably walking up.
Speaker 4: Eh, who's going far? I know where's going?
Speaker 2: We gave so are you going to Turkmenistan?
Speaker 4: We're going to We're going to We're going to Europe.
Speaker 2: So we gave everybody, the children too, God bless you.
Speaker 7: The entire station gave our master's menu, like what we
would if we, you know, won whatever?
Speaker 2: Have you thought about what would be on yours?
Speaker 4: Look, I got a lot of respect for Shuffler's menu
this year. I can't remember what's on it, but it's
like just.
Speaker 6: Pure American goods like Bang Bang shrimp and yeah, I
get just It's like I would go for like a
good fried chicken sandwich, a couple of like a couple
of local pickles that were made somewhere around Augusta, Georgia. Okay,
something like that.
Speaker 2: I went local with Mi.
Speaker 7: I was all Louisiana like, I want to share cuisine
of Louisiana with everyone because it is unique.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I am also the only one that put
my high on my menu.
Speaker 4: I want you to know, would you thank you?
Speaker 2: I mean, you give me your meal? Okay?
Speaker 7: App crawfish beignetes with romulo sauce, entree black and red
fish with creole butter, ducking into a sausage, jumbalaya butter milk,
corn bread with cane syrup glades.
Speaker 2: Oh love dessert the cane syrup, specifically theread pudding.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
Speaker 7: I went with a French quarter old fashion as the
cocktail sweet tea diet coke, No love my diet cokes,
and then H two oh with my high obviously, oh wow,
look at that on the menu, and then Cafe Dumont
coffee with dessert as well, because you know I love
my coffee.
Speaker 2: I just went with a smattering of some of my
fattest favorite treats for appetizers. I went, H fire cracker
shrimp and Wisconsin cheese curds. Uh. And then I want.
Speaker 4: Two entrees good not trash?
Speaker 2: Yeah well no, exactly like Wisconsin cheese curds with like yeah,
top level ranch obviously entrees went double up on the entrees.
Just some top tier fried chicken and give me a
bone in ribbi medium rare side. You're gonna have mashed
potatoes and gravy. We're going to have chariso queso with tortillas,
rolls and chips to dip in. And then we're gonna
have some green beans that have been cooked in bacon,
grease with bacon, and let's because why not. You know,
I need some Mexican street corn. Okay, uh? Dessert, two
giant chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk with
vanilla ice cream in it. That's very brand with you.
We're gonna drink some Indo molm beers, and then after
everything is wrapped up, we're all gonna all have a
glass of kangyak and a cigarette to just really drive
it home and take in the night. It's got a cigar.
This man's burning a heater. You can go cigar, but
I want to go full Like I get why you
went cigarette over cigars. Cigars may be finish a little
bit more of a commitment. This is the finisher. Yeah yeah,
you will filter? No filter? I mean I would.
Speaker 4: This isn't hand rolled not a hand rolled cigarette.
Speaker 2: Well even when I hand rolled, though, I do put
a little uh filter in there. So no, I don't
want I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't want to straight.
Speaker 2: I don't want like no straight on fill'd That may
be that might be a little too harsh. It's be
a little more smooth at the cognact there.
Speaker 8: But uh, T Bob is onto something though, because I
will say I went to a very fancy restaurant when
I was in New York and at the hostess stand
they have cigarettes and lighters for you to take for
after dinner.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, look at that, So.
Speaker 8: You might be onto something.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm really I was just inspired by uh the
book Devil in the White City about ah JH. Holmes,
the old serial killer. There's a meal that all these
rich Chicago architects have, and it's the craziest meal I've
ever read in my entire life. It's like fourteen courses
and it's got it's got a cigar and a cigarette break,
and it's got like eighteen different alcohols. It's maybe I'll
maybe I'll look it up because you can see why
all of them were just suffering from extreme cases of
gout and like couldn't walk. It was incredibly unhealthy, which whatever,
if it's a Master's meal, we're going fully unhealthy. I'm
with you.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at everybody's now and like, so many people
went fancy and I just didn't the most tatan.
Speaker 7: So, like I live in LP, I just went to
I appreciate a laundress because, like hers is something that
would actually be served realistically.
Speaker 8: Let's go first, Okay, I went it's very me as
everything that I really like. So my appetizer's boot and
egg rolls, because that's what I get.
Speaker 2: I call such a freaking That's probably what I should
have done instead of firecrackers shrimp.
Speaker 8: My favorite steak is a filet, so I did filet
mignon with garlic, mashed potatoes and asparagus. And then I
did the same dessert as scotti because that's my favorite
dessert ever, skillet cookie.
Speaker 2: With ice cream cookies.
Speaker 8: And then my drink was a bottle of oove.
Speaker 2: Okay, great meals, you just want it like catered chili's.
Speaker 3: I thought about it and I'm like, look, everybody's gonna
go fancy. I am not a fancy person. I'm like,
let me, let me pick something that that fits me.
Speaker 2: I read confirmed, Andre is gonna be a good old
fashioned wait wait to the just fried pie.
Speaker 3: And a cheeseburger. My sides are mac and cheese and
chili cheese fries. My dessert is a chocolate cake, and
my drink is an American logger.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. You come with a diaper,
Let's go.
Speaker 3: Dude, Look, you can't handle it. That's on you. All
I know is fancy, not fancy. You sit that that
that right there on a table. Everybody in that rooms.
Speaker 4: It's the pinnacle of golf. Lord and he wants.
Speaker 2: That's right baby, that's right baby, know thyself, be true
to thyself. No, what is River's laundry? Well, Hunt, he
profectly what actually?
Speaker 8: But Hunt perfectly described rivers meal. He said that it's
being catered by Ricky Bobby's wife. The appetizer's Blue Store
shrimp fried rice okay hell, and a Taco bell cheesy
Gordita crunch. Her sides are Chick fil A kill crunch,
salad and waffle fries with Chick fil A sauce. Her
entree little Caesar's Hot and Ready Pepperoni pizza. I'm not
going raising Canes, chicken fingers with cane sauce. Her desserts
Domino's Lava cake with vanilla ice cream, and Wendy's frosty
and French fries to drink. Of course, Superior Mark on
the rocks.
Speaker 2: This I love Spear Mark. I probably should have.
Speaker 3: This is her favorite fast food place. Yeah, this is
better than he what?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 2: Is Climpson visiting the White House again? What is going
on here?
Speaker 4: Luisiana Little League World Series theme?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The uh the Little Caesars being the entree is
a crime.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Little Caesars is garbage ass pizza.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely, You're still gonna eat it, but you're not
gonna go out of your way. It's one of those
you would never go to.
Speaker 2: The Last time I went out of my way to
Little Caesars, I thought I had dysentery.
Speaker 4: You're not gonna serve it to Tiger Woods and Jack Nicholas.
Speaker 8: The Domino's lava cake but not the Domino's pizza. I mean,
because Dominoes is better than is better than.
Speaker 2: Little This is true? Oh yeah I had Dominoes last night.
Yeah I do. The CRS is the best.
Speaker 3: Sure, lava cakes fine, But like I.
Speaker 2: Kind of what you're thinking.
Speaker 7: It was more healthy pizza, like you know, boy, what
you got a gluten free Dominoes, light on the cheese,
no meat on their banana peppers onions.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I mean it's so taste good. I guess.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Light on cheese, no meat, Uh, no, heavy veggies. I
love veggies on the pizza. I do too, Yeah, I
really do to What were you saying, Taylor? We know
you're a meat lover. We got it.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's a veggie in that, but you're.
Speaker 4: So big on protein though. I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: What's going on? I know?
Speaker 6: But the chicken don't like pizza light cheese. Nope, it
just sounds like a like a like a white sauce too.
Speaker 2: It's a bad's that's fine. Uh. The chickens questionable.
Speaker 4: Sure you know what you get it, just get it
somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Dominoes. Yeah, it's questionable. I don't know. I mean, do.
Speaker 3: You put the most yours out of anybody went similar
to you, but you put the most thought in yours?
Speaker 2: Yeah, shouted out my high in yours, of course I did.
Speaker 4: Foxhole guy Avatar.
Speaker 2: Taylor, your knees hurting, high Berry, What why would my
knees be hurting? I don't know, You're just seems like
you were kind of deep throat Jake there so.
Speaker 3: He did the Louisiana theme. I appreciate it.
Speaker 7: Unbelievable, I did. I want everybody like I hope Sam
Burns wins and that's his men.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you gotta be careful with this because you're
gonna have probably Georgia's chefs, so you gotta fly somebody.
Speaker 2: You gotta fly.
Speaker 4: You could mess that.
Speaker 2: Up, so you could you guys beend some extra coin
like this? Yeah, I would like to. I would like
to change my fire shrack firecracker shrimp to buna eggrel
so with a sweet and suray. You already gave your
final answer. It's in print. I don't publish.
Speaker 3: You want the corn ribs from Luna.
Speaker 2: I don't want the ribs.
Speaker 8: I just want to straight up like in a cup
or No, I.
Speaker 2: Want it, I want it on the cup. I want
it on the cup.
Speaker 6: You know what I'm thinking too, I'm thinking maybe like
really good fried catfish like Crispy on you, but you
also make like a long dish like homemade et fay,
so you can.
Speaker 4: You can either have it separately or do a little
poor on the side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dip scoop scoop the ata up with the catfish. There.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people that don't do catfish very well.
Speaker 2: No, but I mean Georgia Augusta should be able to
do fry catfish. Well.
Speaker 4: Right, you gotta fly the guy in for the fa Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh to share chef Michael Johnson. Yeah, get Cheff Johnson
in there. Let's all right. So there it is our
master's meals. And now I'm incredibly hungry.
Speaker 4: I want to play golf.
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 2: Well, go ahead real quick, Sorry to cut you off.
Speaker 7: I didn't know you're since nineteen Since nineteen ninety nine,
Yukon's got six titles geez ninety nine, oh, four, eleven, fourteen,
twenty three, and twenty four.
Speaker 2: Okay, never mind, that's a bit. That's a bit different.
Speaker 7: That's North Carolina has three, five, nine, and seventeen. Kentucky's
got a eight overall, but only one since nineteen ninety eight.
They won that twenty twelve. UCLA's got eleven, but they
haven't won one since nineteen ninety five. Duke's had three
since two thousand and five. Overall, Indiana's got five overall,
none since two thousand. Kansas has four overall, They've got
two since two thousand. Florida all three coming since two
thousand and six. Villanova's got three, two in sixteen and eighteen,
Louisville's got two twenty thirteen, and then Michigan State got two,
and of course two thousand. Tom Izzo but only other
schools with two. NC State last one in nineteen eighty three,
Oklahoma State their last one nineteen forty six, in San
Francisco their last one nineteen fifty six.
Speaker 2: Kind of pisses me off. How competent Florida can be sometimes, right,
like incredible education, great journalism school whatever they're trash. Uh.
When when I eat Mike and Ikes, is there any
food that y'all do this with? I prefer to just
pour basically as many in my mouth as I can
at the same time and then chew them all up
same way. Eat Skittles Dots. If I get a little
box of dots in the Halloween basket.
Speaker 7: You got the whole box back, like the jawser size.
Y'all seen that. That's what dots does for you. To
chew a whole bunch of dots, you're gonna have a
chisel chin.
Speaker 4: That's what the kids call it, right, is it?
Speaker 2: I've got a jawser size, So the wrizzler, does you
have a jawser size? I do? I do it doing
off campus? Really? Yeah, what is that? You just like
chewing a ball rubber like I get like it's not
a ball, but does explain you have a great jawline?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I had no idea that you were working on it
like that. It was the last like six months. Yeah, wow,
shout out. I don't know that it does anything, but
you know, I'm sure it does. How could it not? So?
Speaker 7: The only so, the only thing I don't like about
what we do for a living is sitting for six
hours a day.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's tough. Yeah it's tough. We stood up for
a while, but I don't really know did that help?
Do we think that helped?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think it helped, But it's also tiring. And that
started working out in the morning, So like in this morning.
Of all I was adding up, I think I did
like over one hundred lunges. My freaking quads are shot.
I have zero desire to stand up right now. The
story you posted a couple of days ago was the
end seam on those shorts three inches. They're tiny shorts.
I like rocking tiny shorts. I want to show your
quads look great, best feature. It looked great. But if
you like lunges, be careful. I got I got undies on. Okay, okay,
I don't know if they had like a liner. No
they need a liner. No, no, they don't need a
liner because you literally can't even slip a note card
between my thigh and the pant. That's how that's how
tight they are binded to my thighs. All right, it's
time for a Tate infl Story of the day. Day.
Speaker 1: It's time for Tate's NFL Story of the day Day,
your daily dose of NFL news from Taylor Sharp.
Speaker 3: Jake was asking how you could are you actually suggested yesterday? Yeah,
it'd be nice for the Saints to trade back, but
you'd have to find a team willing to trade up
with them. Yes, maybe that team is the Pittsburgh Steelers
because Shador Sanders has been hosted on a Top thirty
visit to that team. Obviously, they host or have the
twenty first pick in this year's NFL draft. Whether the
Saints draft Shador don't the smoke around the Saints and
Chador kind of a good sign because if Pittsburgh wants him,
the Saints might be the only team standing in their way.
Because we talked about it, the first five or six
teams that draft behind New Orleans probably not taking a quarterback,
but should or Sanders will be there this week for
his Top thirty visit. Obviously, they are in desperate need
of a quarterback. There is rumors about Aaron Rodgers though
potentially announcing that on McAfee this week. We'll see if
that goes.
Speaker 2: Oh so, wait, is that McAfee Live Pittsburgh show this week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a rumor it is.
Speaker 2: No I know, I know, I know, I've heard saying.
Speaker 3: There is a rumor that Rogers is going to come
on that show and ultimately announce it he's with Pittsburgh.
We'll see if that happens. But even if it does,
they still need a quarterback for the future. It could
be Shad or Sanders. So what does that mean for
the New Orleans Saints? Would they trade back? They should,
Mickey probably won't, but uh, there's certainly Pittsburgh Steelers definitely
seem interested in taking him around one.
Speaker 2: Here's the teams that maybe I think should also be
interested in Shoulder. Again, I think we're kind of accepting
now that in all like the Cleveland, New York and
Vegas will not. But what's the stuff? Why is there
no smoke with the Jets? At seven?
Speaker 3: They said they loved Justine.
Speaker 2: They just love.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know I pick on Woody Johnson a lot,
but he just he makes it such an easy target.
The other day he came out, he was like, I
love Justin Field. You know he was. He was big
on our draft board coming out like it was it
was him and Trevor Lawrence. We're like our top two guys.
Speaker 4: What are he?
Speaker 3: The only problem with that was you drafted second. Justin
Fields was there, but you took Zach Wilson. But that's
not true.
Speaker 2: That is funny.
Speaker 3: I did not realize apparently what he what he's loved
him from the start. What He's always been a big
Justin Fields guy.
Speaker 2: The only problem with again with New Orleans and centis
in the trade here is would it be New Orleans
or would it be Miami at thirteen, because after you
get past New Orleans, Indy would be the only other
real threat to maybe take Schadur Yeah. I think I know.
Shane's kind of married to Richardson. Yeah, he just that's
that's how it is.
Speaker 7: Remember, like when they selected him, we talked about that, like, yeah,
he saw a new coach with a quarterback. You select
that high risk World war type situation. Y'all are married,
y'all are together. If he goes, you go basically yeah,
So I don't see them drafting a quarterback unless he's just.
Speaker 2: Like, I've got to save my job. I gotta do something.
Speaker 7: Please give me the opportunity to draft somebody else so
the true gets interested.
Speaker 2: If we don't think Indy would, then there's nobody else
until Pittsburgh that would be interested. And then you look
behind Pittsburgh and there's nobody else, right, I mean maybe.
Speaker 3: The Rams if they want like a future.
Speaker 2: The Rams have been a trendy pick. Who they bring
as a backup though, is Jimmy g back.
Speaker 3: I think they brought him back.
Speaker 2: Yes, paid him money, but.
Speaker 3: I mean they're they're probably looking for a long term
after Stafford.
Speaker 2: Maybe so holds Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's like plaiting retirement for like a couple
of years. I feel like every off season they start
talking about, oh, is this it for Matthew Stafford.
Speaker 7: Yeah, They've got Matthew Stafford, Jimmy g and Stetson Bennett
on their roster.
Speaker 2: Got pretty nice roster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's also really not a bag.
Speaker 2: I hate how the Rams just didn't draft a first
round pick for like eight years, trying to win a
Super Bowl. They win the Super Bowl, then they're like, Okay,
we'll draft again, and they get cheered for Braden Fisk,
who are both like incredible and finished top time in
the Pittsburg and Byron Young because they took it like
in the third round, like.
Speaker 3: The correct Byron. Yeah, the Raiders took the wrong one right, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And still.
Speaker 7: It is like I feel so much better about because
I was like questioning my football eye, like I really
was with one of the players that they signed as
an undrafted free agent, o Maar Spates, because when I
saw this man and play at Oregon, State.
Speaker 2: Sloyer is so excited that he was going to be
in an LSU uniform.
Speaker 7: He was a dog on the field, and then Matt
House housed him and he turned into slow Mar Spates here.
Speaker 2: That was the nickname. No turns out, it wasn't him.
Speaker 7: It was all on the uh, the play calling, that,
the coaching, whatever was going on with Matt House here
at LSU. Because Omar Spates was the starting Mike linebacker
for a playoff team.
Speaker 2: First challenged the Super Bowl winner better than anybody else
did Yes, crazy hate them. Theydn't even draft for years
and they still have an infinitely better roster than the Saints.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the seventh ranked morning sports show in America.
Speaker 2: Off the Bench and with Hester and T Bob uh
DJ Trama says, it's I'm mad that I've watched the
show for years and now when the Saints get the
chance to draft quarterback first round. Y'all don't want one now?
We have too many issues. I don't see it, man.
Speaker 8: Uh, I think me and T Bob said we were down.
Speaker 2: I mean, I am down, but also like I'm down
in the way in saying that, like I I you know,
just to understand that drafting a quarterback is always going
to be a bit like gambling, where you're gonna have
a less than fifty percent chance of being right. But
I am down.
Speaker 3: I mean with you, everybody should be down. I'll believe
it when I see it of them doing it first round.
But the good news and bad news is this roster
is so bad that like you almost can't go wrong
with who you pick in the first round. Oh yeah,
you're actually going to be baddy, I mean because you're yeah.
Speaker 2: You're freed from the burden of uh having to get
it right because you could draft any position and if
the player's.
Speaker 3: Good pretty much and you're going to be better, Like
you could you could be the biggest Shador Sanders fan
in the world and be like, damn it, the Saints
didn't take Shador. But you're like, oh, well, we're better
because they took Toler Warren.
Speaker 2: Like if nothing else, the quarterback is the even if
you don't believe in the player, the quarterback is the
most exciting pick that you could possibly get. Like Nick
talking tackle yesterday, again, very good argument for that being
the most effective pick. But Cheese, that would be boring.
Speaker 8: Well, I think that's kind of where I'm at, where
it's just like everything is so bad that I don't
really care who you pick in the first round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 8: So, like if it's Shador, it's Shador, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I'd be pretty pumped. I think it would be very exciting, uh.
Speaker 8: For the for anything, for the star star power.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm saying that that part of it
is maybe the most intriguing in the fact that you
would have real everyday conversations across multiple platforms of the
New Orleans Saints because of it. Now, does it help
your team in this upcoming season? I don't think so.
Could it in the future absolutely? Yeah, But we get
to watch Derek cargepinch, which would be great man and
not like as on him as a human being, but
it's just we have seen that story in that story
does not have a great ending.
Speaker 2: Taylor, would you finally be a Saint san after your
favorite cowboy ever is officially kind of tied into the Saints, and.
Speaker 3: It Psmith is not gonna be with the Saints to bo,
he's already retired.
Speaker 2: Your favorite cowboys a Florida gat are.
Speaker 3: Interesting Actually in my lifetime my favorite, I mean, he's
a Tennessee volunteer. Not much better, but I guess Jason wouldn't. Yeah,
of course, good to Marcus Ware. Is it Troy something
lsu arrival favorite?
Speaker 2: I had to play against him when he was at Troy.
Who is this guy whipping Andrew Whitworth from Troy? Yeah,
we do it? Who is this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: It's the Mark what Luck. A favorite pro athlete of
any sport all time. Can't be your dad?
Speaker 4: Derek Jeter.
Speaker 2: Derek Jeter, I love him. Give that girl a Gucci basket.
Just sign this in die real quick, Jeter signing. I
mean to be fair. Yeah, I'd probably sleep going Schipper
Jones and I would take the basket inside the Jones.
Speaker 8: But I will say, yesterday I was thinking about uh
Mo Rivera. Yeah, and he's goaded so hard that I
just yeah, And so he has like a seventy e
r A in the postseason, which is insane. The next
is Sandy Coche zero zero.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean I thought that was like, obviously, yeah.
Speaker 4: It is, but it's fair.
Speaker 2: You know, we got some people like I.
Speaker 8: I guess if I'm like, all professional sports is actually
Mohammad Ali.
Speaker 2: But that's your Yeah, Taylor, no Canelo.
Speaker 8: I love Canelo, but Mohammed is Okay, Yeah, that's gonna
be paidon Manning.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was That was my first favorite football player
growing up.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. It's a great one, Bob. I mean,
without a doubt, growing up, Chipper Jones was the answer.
And so I'm wondering if there's been any professional athlete
that would have supplanted him. And it's weird because I
don't really care about the Braves or MLB anymore. But
also when you get older, you maybe don't like love profession,
and a lot of my loves ended up really burning me.
Like I loved Anthony Davis. I've tried my best to
love Zion.
Speaker 8: You have tried really hard to love Zion.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess Chipper, Yeah, here we go look
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to play? Do you have it ready to go? From
last segment? Yeah, nine fifteen. I just saw I think
it's a tool clip. It appears to be at the
High State basket all game. A man is dressed up
as a giant hot dog, and it's just a really
great sequence from him. Stay dripped to the Look at
that dude. Most people call me Robbie, but you can
call me anytime. He then sprints out the half court
and drain the half board shot in full hot dog
costume from the crowd. Big time riz King there.
Speaker 7: Robbie just takes off after the line. Yeah, so thought
process nailed it.
Speaker 2: Insane.
Speaker 3: Aura, gotta wonder how many people attempted this and if
they made them dressed like a hot dog. Because I
noticed this, there appears to be another hot dog right
here in that order right now. I don't know if
they're together, but I mean that definitely appears to be
a second hot Dog.
Speaker 2: Shout out, Robbie, wherever you're at, Robbie the riz King.
All right, let's close up the show with Ask the
Bench next Off the Bench.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the seventh ranked morning sports show in America.
Speaker 2: Off the Bench and with Hester and T Bob. What's up?
Speaker 4: Gwen?
Speaker 2: Welcome back to OTB. Let's do al Ask the Bench
as the bench favorite bad movie.
Speaker 3: The entire Twilight saga.
Speaker 2: Oh good answer, not another teen movie.
Speaker 3: I love that movie.
Speaker 2: Not really a bad movie though it's a parody. It's
a good though. It's like a high quality pier.
Speaker 8: I'd say, like it's purposefully being.
Speaker 3: I mean, semi pro is not that. Simmy is pretty
bad movie.
Speaker 2: I watch it a lot.
Speaker 7: Uh not like my favorite. The first one that came
to my mind was Summer Catch. It's like an awful movie,
but like I'm like, I like that, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, Sucker Punch has been one that I know
is like terrible, but I used to love to just
get stone and watch it. Cool action, cool visuals. Ask
the bench. Do you want people to cry at your funeral?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit, dude.
Speaker 8: I want you to be like on your knees, sobbing, screaming.
Speaker 2: Why like the uh the liberal meme girl like that
level of despondency, Ask the bench. Scott says, should I
only eat one dozen to Molly's and save a dozen
for my wife? Yes?
Speaker 3: No, your wife, Scott, a full dozen.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't care about your wife, but you cannot eat
two dozen tomalies anymore. Your bee hole is gonna explode,
Ask the bench, what time does Jake to his afternoon
show two to five on TIERI, Sex and maighty four? Baby,
he's got a free trial of uh serious? And turned
on off campus at like four fifteen yesterday and your
boy was gone? Is that true? I left at four
forty yesterday? Okay? He said? Did he need to get
a haircut like tea poodle? No? I didn't. We had
EJ and Emack Roan for the final like twenty minutes.
Ask the bench is the NFL at QB League? If
it is, and you don't take a swing when you've
taken only one first rounder in your existence, I get it.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think we said yesterday, if you get a
quarterback right, it has the biggest impact. But Shoulder Sanders
to a lot of people, they don't believe that he
is that guy. Uh. Ask the bench was in New
Orleans this week, and now I realize why Murphy Samon
Jody are number one. I don't know how to take that.
Were you listening to Murphy Salmon Jody? So I do
get that they're pretty damn good, But if you're saying
that you were listening to us, and now you see it,
then that's offensive.
Speaker 7: Or maybe they couldn't listen to us in New Orleans
because we're not on currently there ask the bench.
Speaker 2: Worst birthday memory.
Speaker 8: I went to a funeral. My birthday went Nike. Yeah
probably this is a very distant relatives or whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, whatever, but no, that's sad that for a kid. No,
it was.
Speaker 3: I was a kid.
Speaker 8: I was like in middle school.
Speaker 3: Probably this, I mean my but let's let's not very yeah,
let's not bury the lead here. But uh, recent memory,
My birthday was the day the hurricane hit this year,
so like I couldn't go do anything. Everything was closed,
set it home all day. Yeah, definitely, probably two thousand
and one.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've had a bad birthday memory,
to be honest. My one of my favorites was my
eighteenth birthday was at medieval times. It's freaking the Red
Night Go Down. I'm always been a black and white
night guy. Okay, so here's a Red Night go Down. Yes,
I do. I do the I do the cable guide
cheer every time I go NonStop about the nights that
I want to lose. I mean, he never gets all.
Speaker 7: I can't remember having like a terrible birthday, Like, at
least I had one in Denver.
Speaker 2: I'll give it a quick one.
Speaker 7: I was living in Denver by myself because Katie had
just had Huddy Paul and so she was in Shreveport
with family. I was living in Denver by myself, and
it was in May, and it was snowing, just like
a foot of snow in May, and I was by
myself in an extended stay hotel, and I'm like, I'd
rather be with my family right.
Speaker 2: Now in May. My Gui bro and boy over there,
I got Blake Gideon. Who's my guy?
Speaker 7: He's the defensive He just got a defensive coordinator job.
I believe he was DB's coach at Texas last year
Georgia Tech.
Speaker 2: Maybe defensive coordinator. Now, who's that Blake Gidiot? Yeah? Oh wow,
shut out. Damn. Quinn says vibes are too high on MSJ,
so he was listening to them because he was a nuorance.
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