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Speaker 1: You didn't tell me. Did you make any New Year's resolutions? Oh? Sure,

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what are they?

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Speaker 2: You're not supposed to tell, are you? Oh sure, I

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know one I can tell. In fact, that's part of

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the resolution to tell millions and millions more people that

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the solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.

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Speaker 1: The solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever is International Sterling.

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From Hollywood International Silver Company, creators of International Sterling, presents

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The Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet, starring America's favorite young couple,

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Ozzy Nelson and Harriet Hillier. Since the dawn of recorded history,

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mankind has greeted the arrival of the new year with

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celebrations and rejoicing. Five thousand years ago, on New Year's Eve,

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a famous Egyptian said, and so it goes. A new

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year is born, and the old year takes its place

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on the pages of history, and in everybody's mind is

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an acute awareness of the passage of time. Did we

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get any nineteen forty nine calendar yet, Harriet?

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Speaker 3: Well, if you mean the ones in the.

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Speaker 2: Garage, it's over there on the table.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hey, look they're using a different girl this year.

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She isn't wearing much for January? Is she wonder how

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she keeps warm?

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Speaker 2: Well, as look, you're giving or must help a little.

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Speaker 1: Hey, look here, take a look at February. See things

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start to get interesting. She's taken off her gloves.

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Speaker 3: When you get to June, don't expect anything.

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Speaker 2: I tore that one out coffee.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you know. I have a feeling nineteen

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forty nine is going to be a very nice year.

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Started off very well. Yeah, I thought so. In fact,

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that was one of the best New Year's Eve parties

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I've ever been here. It was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: There's only one.

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Speaker 2: Thing I didn't like about it. I don't like the

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idea of teeming the men against the women.

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Speaker 1: Or you mean in the word game. Well, naturally you

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didn't like it because the wives lost.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, not that.

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Speaker 2: I just don't think it's fair to make the wives

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compete against their husband.

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Speaker 1: Well, I understand how you feel. We really trounced, you

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didn't we Well.

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Speaker 2: If you put it that way, maybe we just didn't

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try as hard as the men.

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Speaker 1: Well, sure, that's the answer. You let us win. The

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wives were so much in love with their husbands that

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you let us win.

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Speaker 3: I didn't say that.

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Speaker 2: I simply said that maybe we didn't try as hard

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as you.

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Speaker 1: Man. Well, I don't think we tried especially hard. In fact,

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seemed to me we won pretty easily. You tried hard,

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but we were a little smarter.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad to hear you say that, dear. Some

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of the girls thought we made it too obvious.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you fooled me completely.

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Speaker 4: Hi momo.

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Speaker 1: Oh boys, boys, let me give you a word of

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fatherly advice. Never let yourselves get drawn into competition with girls.

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Speaker 4: Guy pop, You don't think we play with girls, do you?

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Speaker 5: Oh no?

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Speaker 3: What about the spelling match? When was that?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 3: What he means? At the school Christmas party?

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Speaker 4: We stood the girls in the spelling match.

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Speaker 1: Oh and naturally the girls didn't try very hard, so

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the boys one hands down.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, they beat the pants office.

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Speaker 6: Gee, I don't remember that part.

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Speaker 1: The girls actually won fair and square.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they were just too much for us. We didn't

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stand a chant.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm surprised, David. That's no attitude to take. Let's

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examine just why the girls won. Is it because they're

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brighter than you?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: More alert? No, have more knowledge?

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Speaker 4: No, isn't that funny, I would have said yes to

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all those things.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the real reason the girls won.

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Speaker 6: I know girls don't have as much to worry about

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as we do.

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Speaker 2: Well, not only that, maybe you were just being nice

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to the girls and tried to lose the spelling match, and.

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Speaker 4: We didn't have to try to lose. It was the

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easiest thing I've ever done.

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Speaker 6: I don't like girls anyway.

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Speaker 4: Ricky's a little sore on account of what happened at

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Susie duncle's party.

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Speaker 1: The girls insisted.

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Speaker 3: On playing post office fully sounds. A few boys had

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clite a party.

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Speaker 4: Julie Thornberry said she had a letter for Ricky. She's

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your candalous stamp.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why she want to kiss me? She's got a

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cat let her kiss.

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Speaker 4: That comes think of it. The girls won all the

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prizes at that party too, all the dopey games, then

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the tailing the donkey.

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Speaker 3: Holy no, wonder you didn't like it.

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Speaker 4: Next time, don't insist on being the donkey.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 5: Boys.

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Speaker 1: As soon as the girls get a little older, they'll

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let you boys win all the prizes. See, that's a

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little trick that the women use to make the men

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think they're smarter. At least that's what your mother says.

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Speaker 4: Not much sense in being a boy these days, is there?

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Come on, Rick, let's roll the borough.

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Speaker 2: You know it might be fun to have a spelling

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match at our next party.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure, And I suppose the wives would just murder

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the poor husbands. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll

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give you a word right now. You can't spell an

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easy one too, spell blockenspiel blockingspiel g l o c

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k e n s p.

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Speaker 3: I e l.

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Speaker 1: There are was it right?

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Speaker 8: All right?

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Speaker 3: How do you spell glockenspiel?

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Speaker 1: Oh, let's be fair. Don't give me the same word? Hi, Allo,

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thornie he.

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Speaker 9: Had to join me in carrying out this barrel of lashes.

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Speaker 1: No thanks? You sure? Keeping the basement cleaned up the New.

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Speaker 10: Year's resolution in a way, Catherine made it funny.

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Speaker 1: Women are sure heart to understand.

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Speaker 9: Ah, it's impossible.

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Speaker 1: Harry and I were talking about the New Year's Eve party,

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know over the randolphs.

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Speaker 9: Oh did you get a little lecture too?

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Speaker 1: No, No, Harry and I were just talking about the

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games we played.

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Speaker 9: I should think she'd want to keep that quiet.

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Speaker 10: Women didn't win a down thing, pretty solid proof of

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male superiority.

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Speaker 1: I said, I know this is perfectly silly, thorny, but

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has it ever occurred to you that women might lose

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the men on purpose?

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Speaker 9: Do you have the fever on?

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Speaker 1: No? No, I'm serious. Are pretty strange. They might just

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do a thing like that, you know, just to make

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the husbands feel superior sort of. Butter us up.

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Speaker 10: It doesn't make sense us, at least not right after Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Well, and how do you explain the fact that women

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are such good losers. They lose all the time and

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they still smile.

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Speaker 9: Oh look, guys, women lose, they smile, But they.

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Speaker 10: Have their own little ways of getting even with us

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for beating them. They're clever, us, devilishly clever. I beat

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casting a little.

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Speaker 9: Game of gin Rummy the other night. And what did

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she do? Turned off my side of the electric blanket,

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and I nearly froze to day.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, I wonder if that was just Harriet's

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way of getting even with me, you know, trying to

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make me think the girl's lost on purpose.

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Speaker 9: There's no doubt about it, Oz.

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Speaker 10: And the dangerous part of it is it's little things

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like that that cause a man to lose control of

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the reins in his own home.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Thorny, I don't think it's that important.

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Speaker 9: Okay, if I were you, i'd get the upper hand

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again before.

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Speaker 10: It's too late. The husband is got to keep control

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of the household. Why don't you go in there and

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involve Harriet in some sort of competition and beetter.

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Speaker 9: Fair and square.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, certainly can't do any harm. No, I'll

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just challenge her to some sort of a contest and

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beat her. Right now, what's something I'm sure to win at?

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Speaker 9: How about growing a mustache faster than she can?

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Speaker 1: Donnie's got to be something she has a chance at. See,

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I know checkers. It's a good game, and I don't

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think she's ever played it. My golly, Thorny, I'll prove

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to her I'm a better man than she is. Harriet, Yes, dear,

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how about a little game of checkers.

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Speaker 3: I have to do the dishes there, Oh.

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Speaker 1: Come on, just one game of checkers, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, we'll play kitchen checkers. You take the dirty saucers

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and I'll take the dirty cup and we'll move them

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around the dishpen.

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Speaker 1: Understand, hard I happen to feel like a little competition.

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I'll bet I can toss a penny closer to the

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edge of the linoleum than you can.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to play games, dear, I mean you don't.

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Speaker 1: Want to be beaten. You must have seen my high

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school yearbook, probably read how good I was at pitching

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pennies here.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you have a cookie that'll keep you quiet?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, chocolate? Why don't you have one too?

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Speaker 3: They do look good.

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Speaker 1: I could eat a dozen of them, could I. I'll

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bet I can eat more cookies than you can.

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Speaker 2: I'll bet you can too. Are you trying to draw

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me into some sort of competition?

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Speaker 1: Not necessarily? How about some ping pong? No thanks, dear,

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I'll give you an advantage. I'll play left handed, No thanks.

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I'll play blindfolded without a paddle. No, doubled up with

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my head between my legs. I'll be the ball.

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Speaker 3: No, dear, Oh, I.

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Speaker 1: Don't blame you. It is sort of useless for a

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woman to compete with a man.

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Speaker 3: Yes it is, dear.

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Speaker 1: You mean you don't disagree with that statement I just made.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you're right.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's shake hands. That's it. Now, put your foot

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against my foot like this now, This is what's known

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as Indian hand wrestle.

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Speaker 3: You want another pillow under your head?

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Speaker 1: No thanks?

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Speaker 6: Do you want to sit over here in your easy chair?

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Speaker 1: No? Thank you, dear, I'm very comfortable lying here on

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the couch.

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Speaker 3: You aren't angry with me, are you?

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Speaker 1: Why should I be? You didn't throw me.

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Speaker 2: I slipped, I'm sorry, that's so just squished out of

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my hand when you grabbed me.

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Speaker 3: I hope you didn't loosen a vertebrates.

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Speaker 1: I landed right on the base of my spine, the

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lower part. It could have pushed my spinal column right

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straight up. I'd have one horn on my head.

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Speaker 2: Would you like me to fill up your hot water

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bottle again?

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Speaker 1: No thanks, I haven't finished drinking this yet. What are

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you knitting a pair of socks? Is it difficult to

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knit a pair of socks?

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Speaker 7: Not?

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Speaker 3: Once you've learned, you weren't thinking of taking it up?

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Speaker 1: Are you just making conversation just for the fun of it?

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Show me how you do it? Just give me an idea.

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Speaker 2: Well, roughly, it's like this. You take one needle and

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loop the arn over like this. Then you slide it off.

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That's knit, and then you reverse the process like this.

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And then slide these loops off. That's pearl and it

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to me.

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Speaker 1: I'll show you how fast I pick up stuff. Okayfully

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loop it over like this and you slide these off.

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Where did everything go?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That was fast there. It took me an hour to

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do what you undode in two seconds?

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Speaker 1: What did I do?

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Speaker 3: You unraveled?

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Speaker 1: It certainly is delicate. How does it stay together in

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a sweater? You know? I never realized what nerve it

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takes for a woman to wear a sweater? How long

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it take me to knit a pair of socks?

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Speaker 3: Too long? Give the needles back there?

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Speaker 1: Oh sure I couldn't possibly knit a pair of socks

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as fast as you could.

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Speaker 3: Of course you couldn't.

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Speaker 1: I was hoping you'd say that, What do you mean?

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I think we've got ourselves a little contest.

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Speaker 6: Oh azzie, you could?

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Speaker 1: Shall we begin? Just get me some needles. All I

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want you to do is show me how it's done.

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I may as well warn you be prepared for a fight.

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When I was at boy scout camp, I learned to

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make a straw hat in one hour.

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Speaker 6: But Ozzy, that isn't like making a sock.

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Speaker 1: It looked like one.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll show you, how dear, But let's not make

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it a contest.

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Speaker 1: Afraid I might finish my sock sooner than you will

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finish yours.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm afraid you might knit yourself into a bag

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and stuff.

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Speaker 11: Okay, what irony beating Harriet at her own game. This

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will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that men

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are superior to women.

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Speaker 7: Rise fru superior men or women. Now there's an argument.

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I don't want any part of No, sir.

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Speaker 1: Instead, let you and I have a little discussion about prices.

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Speaker 7: Don't mention that word out loud. Did you say, Well,

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just wait till you hear.

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Speaker 1: The happy news about international sterling prices.

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Speaker 7: They haven't gone up a bit.

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Speaker 1: That's right, International sterling prices have not gone up in

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four years. Other leading silber people have raised their prices.

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But your favorite international sterling pattern costs the same as

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it did in nineteen forty four. And you get more

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or for your money when you buy famous international sterling too.

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For instance, by getting eight place settings in International Sterling's

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Lovely Presude pattern rather than some other sterling, you save

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about twenty dollars, and that twenty dollars will buy you

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those eight additional teaspoons to complete your service. What's more,

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you know, when you own international sterling, you own it

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for life.

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Speaker 7: Its beauty and richness.

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Speaker 1: Grow warmer and lovelier all through your lifetime. So visit

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your International Sterling dealer tomorrow see and plan to own

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the solid silver with beauty that lives forever International Sterling. More.

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See that man, the one so seriously engrossed in the

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work before him. That's Ozzie Nelson, one time holder of

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the title man.

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Speaker 7: You know what's running through his mind.

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Speaker 1: Wondering which is the superior towel in the bathroom his

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or hers. At present, he's engaged in a bitter struggle,

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the struggle of a man determined to maintain his dignity

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and to preserve his rightful place as head of the household.

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Note the square jaw, the steely blue eyes, the look

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of determination, the look of a man ready to fight

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a fair fight.

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Speaker 7: Yes, but a tough one.

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Speaker 1: Knit one.

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Speaker 8: Pearl, one knit one pearl, one knit one per Come on,

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in funny, I just came home, well, mother, Marcree, I'm knitting.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 9: Are you expecting to cut your visitor?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't. But as long as your hair. Sit down.

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Speaker 10: I know it's January, but if you want some strawberries,

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I'll go get him for you.

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Speaker 1: Don't make fun of me, do you suggested? I get

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into a contest with Harriet? And this is it a

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sock knitting contest. Push the book over post with you,

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thorny Oh.

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Speaker 10: Knitting instructions Item one knit, item two pearl?

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Speaker 7: What are you doing on is item one?

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Speaker 9: To write them two?

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Speaker 1: Item three? Untangling the mess?

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Speaker 12: See move hands together, keeping needles and fingers in motion.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Knit one purl one knit one purl on

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needles working harmoniously, action of the fingers nicely synchronized. Knit

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one purl one knit one. How do you like that,

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thorny Oh?

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Speaker 9: That's very good.

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Speaker 10: Now let's see you try it with the yacht.

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Speaker 1: See that's the trouble worst perfect glit will I try

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it with the arn.

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Speaker 9: But try it again. Maybe I can find out what's wrong.

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Speaker 1: But just follow me along in the book.

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Speaker 7: There.

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Speaker 1: Now I grasped the yarn with my left hand, I

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slipped the needle through the loop. Now with the right hand,

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I pulled the yarn over the left and slipped the

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needle through. Now I crossed the yarn over the right

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hand and slipped the needle through. Now, now, if you'll

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untie my hands off. It happens every time.

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Speaker 9: Hey, let me see what it says here, he says.

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Speaker 1: Hey, wait a minute, yay, I think I see what

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I'm doing wrong. Through over, slide under, through, slid say

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I've got it. Knit one pearl one.

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Speaker 9: That's the old fight. Knit one pearl one, knit one

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pearl one.

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Speaker 1: It's just sort of a knack.

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Speaker 10: Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl ods. I knew

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you could do it at a girl.

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Speaker 9: Come on, I'll keep going.

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Speaker 1: Knit one nit one pearl on pearl one, knit one

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pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit item three. Again,

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it's no use, thorny. Just look at this.

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Speaker 9: Oh, don't give up. Now, you were doing great.

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Speaker 1: I'll give it one more.

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Speaker 13: Try it through here, loop over the yarns, slide the

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needle down under here, over there easy doesn't knit one

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pearl one, knit one pearl Yeah, knit one pearl one.

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Speaker 10: You're a devil with those news.

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Speaker 1: Say you're sitting on my ball of yarn.

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Speaker 10: So sorry, I wonted what that was moving around.

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Speaker 1: Knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one, knit one

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pearl one. That's it?

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Speaker 9: Good buck knit one pearl one je.

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Speaker 1: Uh nit one pearl one.

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Speaker 6: I have to go see you later.

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Speaker 1: Do not give up, I won't pearl one not zee goodbye,

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thorny in one knit two pearl two. Hi hot, oh,

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hi fellows, I didn't hear you command.

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Speaker 7: How are you doing that?

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Speaker 1: Now? That's a silly question. See these needles flying? What

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does it look like I'm doing bleeding to death a

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hand in one of those band aids. I happen to

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be knitting a pair of socks.

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Speaker 6: What part of the sock is that you're working on?

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Speaker 4: Gee, it isn't the toe, and it doesn't look like

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the heel.

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Speaker 1: Well, it started out to be the heel, but it

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was a little too small, so I decided to make

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it the toe. But it was a little too big.

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So it's going to be the coin pocket.

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Speaker 3: The coin pocket.

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Speaker 4: I never heard of socks with coin pocket.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think these will have them anyway. Neatness doesn't

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count in the contest. What contest or it's just a

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little contest. You mother and I are having to see

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who can knit a pair of socks faster.

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Speaker 6: He David stops just like me.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean Ricky.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's been challenging all the girls the games ever

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since they beat us in the spelling match.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he even challenged Mary Benson's Indian handwrisk.

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Speaker 1: Really what happened? I slip?

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Speaker 4: I bet Mom would be awful embarrassed if you beat her?

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Speaker 3: Hump Pop.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't think so, David.

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Speaker 6: Do you think she'll cry?

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Speaker 1: Don't be silly. Your mother doesn't cry? Oh, yes she does, Pop.

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Speaker 4: She cries sometimes, but she never lets you see her.

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Speaker 3: Is that because she loves.

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Speaker 7: You so much?

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Speaker 1: Pop?

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Speaker 9: Boy? I suppose so.

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Speaker 6: I don't think she'll cry this time.

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Speaker 4: She'll be awful bad, but she's brave boy, so shout

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was as brave as mom. Ricky was even crying the.

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Speaker 1: Movies the other day.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, god.

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Speaker 1: Oh look, boys, you don't understand this. You see, I'm

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not trying to make your mother cry. This is just

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a little friend. Oh, Darny's needles. They hand me another

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one of those band aids.

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Speaker 4: Two of you.

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Speaker 1: I think it went clear through.

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Speaker 3: That's your pop, David.

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Speaker 1: Don't startle me like that. Go back to bed. Where

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are you going downstairs?

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Speaker 8: Do you have a Brooklyn?

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Speaker 1: If I had, I wouldn't be going downstairs. I wanna

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tell you a little secret.

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Speaker 12: I've been thinking things over, and I'm going down do

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a little work on your mother's knitting. See, I want

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to make sure she wins, after all, I don't want

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to make her cry.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna knit on her socks to help her?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yes, something wrong?

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Speaker 3: No, I guess not.

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Speaker 2: You sure do get yourself in some tough spots, don't

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you pop? That's the third time you've yawned this morning. There,

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didn't you sleep.

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Speaker 3: Well last night?

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Speaker 1: To well? I dreamt I was knitting. I'm awful tired

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of knitting, Harriet. I'm willing to admit defeats.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, dear, the way you catch on the things,

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I'll bet you're way ahead of me.

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Speaker 1: No, not a chance. Fact, I bet if we take

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a look at what you've knitted so far and what

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I've knitted so far, we'll find your way way ahead.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's take a look. Let's see where did I

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leave my knitting when I went to bed last night?

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Speaker 1: Right there on the windowsill? I wonder where I left

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mine in the piano bench. Oh, oh yeah, that's here

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we are. See you take a look at mine. It's

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it's all done.

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Speaker 2: It's wonderful, dear, And look at mine, it's only half

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all done.

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Speaker 1: I knew that is I thought, I mean, very strange.

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Speaker 3: My sock looks terrible. I don't knit like this.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think it looks so bad.

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Speaker 3: It looks like a wool fummel.

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Speaker 1: What do you expect. I couldn't turn on any lights.

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I had to knit in the kitchen with the refrigerator

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door opened.

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Speaker 3: What are you trying to say?

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Speaker 1: Well, I just came downstairs for a little bike to eat,

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and I happen to have my knitting needles with me.

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And what about my sock? It looks pretty.

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Speaker 3: Darn good good, it looks excellent.

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Speaker 1: You didn't buy any chance come down last night for

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a little snack, did you? No?

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Speaker 7: I didn't, dear.

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Speaker 2: I came down to finish your socks. Why did you

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want to finish my socks because I wanted you to win?

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Speaker 3: Why did you finish.

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Speaker 1: My socks because I wanted you to win? Isn't it silly?

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Speaker 3: Doubling? What a beautiful thought? You wanted me to.

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Speaker 1: Win, just as softy, I guess, but don't give me credit.

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It was really the boys. They sort of shamed me

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into it. In fact, they even suggested that if I won,

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you might start. What's the matter?

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Speaker 6: But it was so thoughtful of you did it.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I think I'm going to try.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, no, m what's altered? Nothing?

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Speaker 7: Boys?

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Speaker 3: How can you cryme?

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I see you one after all?

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Speaker 1: Hapa, No, no, no, no, I didn't. I mean your

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mother's laughing.

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Speaker 3: No no, she must he cried, but she hadn't.

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Speaker 14: Boys, boys, no, boy, Ozzie and Harriet will be back

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in just a moment.

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Speaker 13: You know.

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Speaker 1: I think Ganzi should have stuck to the strictly masculine

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pursuits and let Harriet handle a feminine There's no doubt

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about it.

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Speaker 7: Things work out better that way.

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Speaker 5: Well maybe, mister Smith. But what would you say if

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I told you that my husband was the one who.

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Speaker 3: Chose the silver for our home.

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Speaker 5: It was International Sterling silver too, and what I think

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is the most beautiful Sterling pattern of all.

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Speaker 7: Pretty well, say.

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Speaker 1: That your husband is a man who has a fine

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appreciation for beautiful things.

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Speaker 9: There is no lovelier solid silver in the.

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Speaker 7: World than that created by International Sterling.

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Speaker 1: You know, every piece is artist designed, as carefully finished

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as a rare jewel, and that Prelude pattern certainly is

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one of International's loveliest designs.

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Speaker 5: Not too plain, not too fancy, It's just right for

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that delicate floorer ornament. And we were pretty happy about

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the price of Prelude too, mister Smith, Imagine buying anything

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these days that hasn't gone sky high.

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Speaker 1: International sterling is a wonderful value, all right. Its prices

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haven't gone up in four years. Why we think it?

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Speaker 5: We saved about twenty dollars by getting eight piece settings

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and International Sterling's Prelude pattern rather.

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Speaker 9: Than some other sterling.

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Speaker 5: Honestly, I think every woman ought to take a look

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at International Sterling patterns right away.

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Speaker 7: Ah, words of wisdom from one who knows.

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Speaker 1: See your International Sterling dealer tomorrow, folks, see the solid

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silver with beauty that lives forever famous International Sterling wry.

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I think it was a wonderful idea for us to

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call a contest off, don't you.

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Speaker 3: Oh sure? By calling it off it makes it a draw.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and definitely proves once and for all that

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men are superior to women.

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Speaker 3: Now just a minute, you didn't win, Oh yes I did.

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Speaker 1: For thirteen years, I've been trying to get you to

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knit me a pair of wool socks, and now by

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tricking you into this contest, I'm finally going to get

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a pair.

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Speaker 2: Oh dear, I didn't tell you, did I tell me

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what I promised this para sox to Thorney.

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Speaker 1: You mean after I slaved over that pair of sox

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and work my four fingers to the bone, he gets them.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, As a matter of fact, when he came

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over yesterday morning, he said he wished he could think

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of some way to get the knitted faster.

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Speaker 1: So that's why he gave me all that encouragement. Where

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am I knitting needles?

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Speaker 6: What are you going to do?

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Speaker 11: Dear?

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Speaker 1: You see this ugly contorted mass of sock I've knitted?

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't know, dear. It might fit somebody.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, it'll fit anybody who happens to wear a

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size twenty three shoe and has a quarter in ch ankle.

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I'm gonna mit a mat and I'll give them to Thorn.

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He'll wear them. They'll cut off his blood supply at

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the ankles. His feet will be like icebergs. His wife

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will divorce him. He'll be a rown man. What prevengage?

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Speaker 2: Nit?

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Speaker 1: One Pearl. Tune in again next week to another adventure

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of Ozzie and Harriet, starring Ozzie Nelson and Harriet Higbys.

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Speaker 2: And remember the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever

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is International Sterling.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Harriet, the Solid Silver with Beauty that Lives Forever

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is international Sterling. Appearing in support of Ozzie and Harriet

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were John Brown, Tommy Bernard and Henry Blair. Original music

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was composed and conducted by Billy May. This program originates

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in the Hollywood studios of the National Broadcasting Company. In

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his It's a broadcast over the Trans Canada Network of

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the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.

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Speaker 7: This is Burnsmith's Baking.

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Speaker 9: This is NB.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, this is Buddy Cisco Horris Heights present.

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Speaker 10: Champion, Hoping you'll hear me putting up the fight of

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my life the next half.

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Speaker 1: Hour over NBC.

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Speaker 9: The National Broadcasting Company