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Speaker 2: Today we're talking about RAW. Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Wow? Okay, that's exciting. Wow, okay. Well there's some good,
you know, historic moments in the history of w RAW
WF all January first, Oh, well, New Year's episode. Wow. Okay, damn,
that's cool. Two thousand, Oh, we didn't already do January first,
two thousand before? Wow? Okay?
Speaker 2: And oh seven, no Raw January first, two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and seven. What could possibly have been going
on on January first, two husd seven?
Speaker 2: Kevin Fetterline was here and he's facing champion John Cena.
Speaker 1: Wow, an exciting time. Wrestling surely peaked on January first,
two thousand and seven. I can't wait to see what
was going on then.
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it's time, I guess to fucking talk about RAW from
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into Monday Night Raw or January first,
two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and seven Raw not very explored by us
here on Deadlock. I checked, and we've we've done two
raws from two thousand and seven. Ever, and the last
time we talked about two thousand and seven RAW was
three years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow, three years ago? What raw was that?
Speaker 1: That was the mister mcman's illegitimate son revealed one the
hornswoggle one where they said they threw him at the Lemo.
Speaker 2: Oh right, wow, that was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Fucking forever ago. Yeah. So two thousand and seven, you know,
a land not too explored by us, and uh I
was very quickly reminded as to why as I watched
the show, because this is a this is a disaster.
This is, of course the episode where Kevin Federal Line
basis John Cena in one of the most important matches
in two thousand and seven WWE. But before we get
into this episode of Raw from January first, two thousand
and seven, let's talk about what was going on with
the world wrestling at the time with the Wrestling Observer newsletter,
and not just wrestling, because I have a little UFC
here as well. So from the Observer January first, two
thousand and seven in UFC news within the US, most
interest will be on UFC sixty six in Las Vegas
and the Chuck Ladell versus Tito or Tez light Heavyweight
title match. The match is expected to set both live
gate records and pay per view records for MMA. If
industry predictions are correct, the show will beat every Wrestlemanian
history in both categories. Just the fact UFC, without the
advantage of the level of international pay per view, will
go from never having hit three hundred and twenty five
thousand buys in its history as of one year ago
to conceivably beating Rock versus Steve Auston from wrestling in seventeen.
Is a statement that would sound hallucinogenic had it been
made at this time last year. It's common, it's coming wwie,
you better figure it out. Tito and Chuck. That is
like I remember that when I was growing up. But
I remember, and this fucking raw, Like I'm watching the
shit out of Chuck Liddell. Are you crazy? Like no,
wonder this was kicking their ass with this show.
Speaker 2: That's the power of the Iceman.
Speaker 1: He was the best. He was the best, and he
kicked tet Ortiz ass. Teto Ortiz was a little asshole,
and everyonanted to see the Iceman fuck him up, and
he did. He beat the fuck out of him.
Speaker 2: He hit the ultra combo.
Speaker 1: Dude, oh my god, the god combo. Yeah yeah, Like
I mean, we talked about the bunch on the show
Ultimate Fighter being a big proponent of UFC kind of
you know, fucking skyrocketing, and UFC sixty six is a
is a show I will fondly remember. I don't know
if I realized how big of a show it was though,
in terms of by rat and all that. But yeah, dude,
there was no stopping UFC, right. There was no like,
oh fuck, maybe we could uh slow it down and
maybe we could pick up something over here and make
something crazy. Year UFC was common and they had nothing
that they could do nothing about it.
Speaker 2: Well, the Iceman got the rub from TNA's Tito Ortiz,
and that really helped him push through with the pay
per view buys.
Speaker 1: They should assigned the Iceman to Raw and had him
wrestle the Highlanders.
Speaker 2: He would have been in a ten man tag that's
later turned into a six on one match that's later turned
into a singles match.
Speaker 1: Does that mean I can commentate with Mike Goldber.
Speaker 2: No, you have to commentate with me.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, killed this fucking company. Kill it now. And
Ring of Honor news, Brian Danielson's fifteen month rain as
Ring of Honor Champion came to a close on twelve
twenty three at the Manhattan Center, but in a rare
bit of long term story building, the decision regarding who
would be the ele Likening next champion was large than
made before he even won. This is, of course, when
Homicide got the big win over Danielson, which this is
almost twenty years ago now, James, I'm sorry to admit
that to you, and I vividly remember this happening, and
I remember getting that Ring of Honor DVD probably like
a month later, and the Danielson Homicide match, which probably
went like a half hour. The thing I remember the most,
obviously is the fucking end of that match, and the
Manhattan Cent are going completely nuts when Homicide won.
Speaker 2: The belt short rain for Homicide.
Speaker 1: Super short rain. I think we talked about this before
too yet Homicide wins it here then February, Oh, I
don't know the exact day, but it was February seven
in Philadelphia in front of a young John Blood to
catch you, Morshima beat Homicide for the belt and everyone
was like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Marshima lost to Joe and then next night beat Homicide.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, crazy crazy deal there, Super risky, but they
saw something Moroshima and I thought Mourroshim would kick the
ass too. And you know, there's there's something to be
said about Homicides chase being you know, he got there
right and then time to try something else. It's not
always the wrong call. And I think I actually, I
actually liked that they did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually think that all three of those guys
roh runs were actually really good. I mean, Homicides was
super diverse, and of course Danielson, I mean, what can
you say that hasn't been said before about his run?
And yeah, I mean Morishima has like just such an
exciting run. You know, you just really didn't know where
it was going.
Speaker 1: No, dude, super unpredictable and uh made for a pretty
fun two thousand and seven especially it's obviously the glory
years of Ring of Honor. I don't know when you
could say they would end, but you know, two thousand
and seven I remember very fondly. The lawsuit between hot
Stuff the brand and Gene Oakland came to a close,
with hot Stuff winning in the sense that Oakland won't
be able to market the names Mean Jean's Burgers and
Mean Jean's Pizza that Hot Stuff has been marketing since
nineteen ninety seven. As long as they continue marketing the
franchises and pay Oakland his due royalties, Oakland will be
able to use his Mean Gene name for other marketing purposes.
It's it's finally over James the Hot Stuff and Mean
Jean lawsuit.
Speaker 2: I thought that Eddie Gilbert and Gene Okerlan were in
a lawsuit together, and honestly, that probably made more sense
to me than Hot Stuff and Mean Jean's Hamburgers being.
Speaker 1: In We talk about me and jeans Burgers a lot.
Mean Jean's Pizza has flown under the radar for me.
I uh, I don't know anything about the Mean Jean's Pizza.
Probably fucking probably delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually went on to be Pizza Hut. Oh fuck,
yeah that's right. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that,
but yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Nobody out Pizza's the Hut.
Speaker 2: No one out Pizza's Mean Jean's Pizza was the original.
Speaker 1: What do you think was on a Mean Jean pizza?
What was his specialty?
Speaker 2: It had to sausage, had sauce like Marinara sauce. Uh
huh and some cheese and sometimes they put cheese on
top of that sucker.
Speaker 1: Cheese sauce and barbison cheese.
Speaker 2: You eat that thing to like cows came home and
that was another one of those things. You know, eat that.
Speaker 1: Cows food like that anymore, James, where the cow the
cows come?
Speaker 2: No, no, you don't. And that's why Eddie Gilbert sued him,
just because he also had his own Eddie Gilbert pizza. Yeah,
he had the sauce like a marinera sauce and cheese cheese, right, yeah,
well you did the sauce. It was like Chicago, Chicago deal.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course that Chicago deal.
Speaker 2: Yes, I pay your respects to what became Pizza Hut.
Speaker 1: I and I will, and I hope Gene Okland even
now is getting his due royalties from the Pizza Hut.
There will be a new Halloween movie released next August,
with former Giant pro wrestler Tyler Mayne playing the role
of a grown up Michael Myers. I don't know what.
I don't know why I didn't read it like that before.
Was there a baby Michael Myers in the movie before this?
Speaker 2: I think in the Rob Zombie Halloween movie. It shows
Michael as a child and grows up to be growing
up Michael Myers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so do you okay? So this is two thousand
and seven Halloween is the Oh wait is this the
Rob Zombie one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That would be the Rob Zombie one.
Speaker 1: I see. So this was played by Tyler Mayne main
real name Darryl Carolette was one of the Gasper Brothers
in New Japan, one of the Skywalkers in All Japan,
where he teamed with Butcher Masters in some incredibly awful
matches with Giant Baba and Andre the Giant, as well
as Woman's Bodyguard Nitron and WCW. Do you uh, what
did you think of Rob Zombies Halloween?
Speaker 2: I haven't really thought about it in a long time. Really.
I remember it being a big deal when it came out.
Speaker 1: Did you watch it when it came out?
Speaker 2: I did? Yeah, I did watch. I watched both of them.
There was two okay, yeah, I mean my taste on
horror has changed quite a bit. I'd have to rewatch
it to give you my real thoughts on it now.
I think back then I was mostly okay with it.
I know a lot of people I remember a lot
of people had a problem with it because they didn't
think that Michael Myers needed like he was kind of
the embodiment of evil, and he didn't really need a
reason to be the embodiment of evil, Like you know,
they were kind of showing him as a kid and
trying to give him some sort of reasoning to why
he's doing what he's doing. And I just remember that
being a big talking point. But I you know, it
wasn't a big deal to me, you know, in two
thousand and seven, because in two thousand and seven, I
was only fourteen, fifteen something like that, So like, you know,
I hadn't even really seen enough horror movies. I was
a big horror ahead, yeah right. I wasn't jaded that
I hadn't really seen enough to start discussing the intricacies
of what you should be doing to a horror character.
I watched a ton of horror movies, don't get me wrong.
Like I grew up in you know, the video store.
That's all I went to was the horror section. So
I watched a ton of shit. And I was super
into like eighties horror at the time. Because it's hard
to believe, but like eighties Horrors in two thousand and
seven were like two thousand and seven Horrors to twenty
twenty six.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, which sounds fucking insane, but uh, super old buddy. Yeah,
that's kind of where we're at with it now. But yeah,
I mean, I have to watch it again. I remember
not really liking the second one a lot. The first
one at least had enough where they were still doing
it still felt like a Halloween movie. I remember, for
whatever reason, I haven't seen in a while, but I
remember the second movie not really feeling like a Halloween movie.
I'm not sure if that's the case now, i'd have to,
like I said, rewatch it. But yeah, I don't think
it was a net negative. I think that fucking the
Halloween movies have a lot of bad movies. I think
there's a lot of bad Allodeen.
Speaker 1: Movies, especially as they go on.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I kind of imagine saying like these ruined Halloween,
Like you know what I mean, It just is not
the case.
Speaker 1: So this guy, Tyler Mayne, by the way, he does
play Myers in the second Halloween that Rob Zombie does,
and he he was the only only the second actor
to play Michael Myers more than once in the first
actor to play the role in consecutive films. They should
have Jake Something play him next because you know there's
gonna be another one.
Speaker 2: There is. I mean, of course there's gonna be another one.
I mean we wait ten years and dude, I mean
like the next generation has to have their version of
the Halloween movies. Right, yes, right, yeah, that's kind of
where we're at with it.
Speaker 1: That's so cheese like wow. That will make them money forever,
that will never stop. Well, that is it for the observers.
Now let's talk about w B raw January first, two
thousand and seven.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into this raw. Yes, sir, we
promised you a great man here tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh come, there's what I want. Get me a.
Speaker 2: It feels smooth.
Speaker 1: It's not over. Rona's watching cas You're fuck just look
at me home. Whah, I spit in the face. Oh man,
oh man. They got no stars.
Speaker 2: This is a tough one.
Speaker 1: This company's dying. Holy fuck.
Speaker 2: So we have a code open here to start this raw.
The Hollywood bad boy Kevin Featherline has arrived to the
World Wrestling Entertainment there.
Speaker 1: He is the Hollywood bad boy. Yeah, he So this
has been going on for a couple of months, James,
I don't know if you realize this in watching this,
they don't really explain the period of time, but Kate
fed a tack SCENEA sorry Kevin federal Lined, I don't
want to disrespect them. He's not anymore Kevin Federline attack
Sena at Cyber Sunday, which was in November. We're like
two months into this shit here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this isn't even guest era wwee. This is
just Kevin Feederline being on raw.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was in a lot of tabloids at the time.
He was I don't know if he still is or
was whatever at this point with Britney Spears. That was
his claim to fame, is that he was dating Britney
Spears and it was I mean, you couldn't fucking turn
on any channel without hearing about goddamn Kevin Federline for
a really a decent period of time, which just don't
I don't really understand how that's possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is super true. Actually, like living through that.
He was on like everything, He was on a bunch
of magazines. He was the talk on like morning TV stuff.
Speaker 1: And everyone would parody him.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean he was a I mean he
was a big star.
Speaker 1: Which is fucking nuts. Yeah, like is he was married
Britney Spears, and then they obviously had a divorce, and
then he was a little more popular just because of
the attention for a little bit longer, and then you know,
by two thousand and eight, this guy doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, John Cena accepted the Kevin Feederline Challenge match
on Raw.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Kevin Federline is specifically one of the on the
January first, thousand and seven Raw because Kevin Federline is
a TNA fan and he wanted to fucking tank these ratings.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I thought this was going to be
the main event. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: In my brain, James, I thought this ends the show,
like this whole thing here and then they follow it
up next week. But I guess I didn't remember that
this is the go home Raw to a pay per view.
Speaker 2: That's right. We got New Year's Revolution coming up here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, so Kevin Federline a tax sing it
at a Cyber Sunday. It was a triple threat match
and he hit seen it with the world title, and
then he, as James said, challenged him to a match
here on Role and Sina says, instead of playing with fire,
you have better luck playing with yourself.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, dude. I mean Kevin Federline's newest album is
called Playing with Fire.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Oh, it should have been called playing with Yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean this is like super dated.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, unbelievably, like there's a good chance
that no one knows anything this guy exists. Sina also says,
by the way, that Kevin Federlin will have to buy
himself an army a navy because that's the only way
he's making out of Miami live.
Speaker 2: The army and the navy.
Speaker 1: And those are two things you can buy to help you. Wow.
I mean he should have did that. Kevin Ferdoline should
have bought the army in a navy and they show
up here on Raw and blow Sina away.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was the whole angle for kurd Angle, the
whole angle for curd Angle, curd Angle and mister Anderson.
Speaker 1: Sorry, oh yes, that's true. With the dog tags, that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't rip off to na buddy, I Just Want
to be Loved is the intro for this Raw.
Speaker 1: Had a fucking shock to my system hearing that song again.
I gotta be honest with you. Yeah yeah, I always
anytime I listened to that, I knew I was in
for a bad night.
Speaker 2: Dude. It's funny like, as I watched this, I felt
like I was watching a SmackDown versus Raw deal or something.
I mean, my point of reference for I Just Want
to be Loved is SmackDown versus Raw. So like when
I saw this, it just felt like I was watching
like a twenty four to seven Mode Deal or something.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, yeah, yeah, I mean it's just as good
as those. Well.
Speaker 2: Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler welcome us into the American
Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida. Jim Ross announces a fifteen,
one hundred and sixty nine sellout for this show.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking good. That's a damn a lot of people.
What uh? I you know, Like I said, we've we've
watched a couple of these raws from this era, so
we're not super removed from it or anything. But j
R And Lawler on commentary here kind of felt weird
to me. I guess in my brain they were already
like kind of switched this and we were already in
the Michael Cole era Bio seven.
Speaker 2: But I guess not, No, absolutely not. Yeah, they're still
doing their things here, and I mainly know that specifically
just because of the video games. I just remember Jerry
and Jim Ross still being on commentary. It does feel weird.
Speaker 1: Though, Yeah, I mean Lawla is a face too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they're both It's just two guys that have
been there for a while that are being told to
enjoy the show and talk about it and be happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem, I'll try.
Speaker 1: I guess what the fuck else you want to do
with a teena.
Speaker 2: I mean, fifteen thousand people for this, Kevin Feaerline drawing
a house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's goddamn right off of Kevin Faerline's hard work.
John Cena, you're hard out. You wish you could draw
this every week. Buddy, you're not playing with fire, Buddy,
you're over there playing with the Army, Navy or whatever
the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 2: So we start off the evening John Cena versus Kevin
Feederline non title match.
Speaker 1: I think yes, it is a non title match. They
say that on commentary, but I don't know if they'd
like it's kind of like an off handed Oh, by
the way, this is non title thing, so maybe they
were trying to keep it like not obvious because they
didn't want anybody even getting a hint that Kevin feder
Line would win, because otherwise, why the fuck would it
not just be for the belt.
Speaker 2: Kevin Fetterline winning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a riv.
Speaker 2: Lillie Garcia does a special interest announcement here for Kevin Feederline,
who is a worldwide renowned superstar.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course he's celebrated, a recording artist, dancer, par
excellaw television superstar, and all around entertainment mogul. Kevin Federline.
Speaker 2: Entertainment vogel.
Speaker 1: They dude. On commentary. By the way, Jerry Laws says, Oh,
it's a former rapper thug taking on a current rapper thug.
This is fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, Kevin Ferlyine comes out here, He's got
the Titan Tron and shit, that was nuts.
Speaker 1: By the way, the version we watch was dubbed, he
does come out to one of his songs.
Speaker 2: Oh really, wow, he.
Speaker 1: Comes out to America's most hated by Kevin Federlein.
Speaker 2: Wow. I don't know why, but in my brain, for
some reason, he would have came out and he would
have been in the ring, like he'll Billy Jimmy. Here
comes the pain wave into the crowd and shit. So
he's got the logo on the screen.
Speaker 1: Well dude, okay. His entrance is definitely like a generic
SBR entrance, which definitely was under the name like thug
Nasty or like get Bitches so ridiculous. One of the.
Speaker 2: Thug Nasty and get that wildly.
Speaker 1: Know that's my heart because that's the only ones I picked.
That was my.
Speaker 2: Interests and my victory scene. My interest was thug nasty.
Of my victory scene was getting.
Speaker 1: Vitious, and my feet was better have my money. Yeah,
k fed is in the boxer robe that I like,
the everlast robe here and he's I mean, he's going nuts.
He's fucking taut and he's taught spamming. He's he's an
he's an online called nightmare. This fucking guy.
Speaker 2: He doesn't all yeah, he doesn't wind up punch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's a little asshole.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, and he uh.
Speaker 1: He has a mic at the top of the ramp
here and he says, hey, Sena, I got some news.
You see. I was just talking to coach Man. He's
the coach man. He thinks that people just call him
coach man and that's not his name.
Speaker 2: Well, he's said coach man. Ship sent me into anaphylactic shock.
I said, man is running the show. What do you think,
coach man, You mean like you did an interview. No,
he's running the show. I'm trying to message you as
quick as possible.
Speaker 1: Please God, today I want something else. Sorry, I already
finished it. Coach the interviewer, coach the manager. Shut this
fucking company down. Evacuate, evacuate cornings. So Kate Fan says,
I don't want nothing stopping me from beating your ass.
So tonight, these are the specific rules tonight. It's gonna
be a no DQ, no disqualification anything.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: That's what the rules are. Nody c notice qualification anything.
That's what he That's what coach Man told him, the booker.
So now that he said that, he says, let me
introduce my personal trainer and friend, Johnny Nitro. He's not
even John Morrison yet. Here, dude, this is Johnny Nitro.
Speaker 2: Johnny Nitro comes out to Kevin Fetderline's music, like.
Speaker 1: Though he doesn't have his own ship yet, what the
fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: He's Team Fetterline, that's a trainer and his friend, close
personal friend, Johnny Nitro.
Speaker 1: Johnny Mundo should have brought him into the underground.
Speaker 2: Kevin Federline. Hell yeah, holy fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was Puma, he meet dari Oquado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Kevin Fetterline comes out here with Johnny Nitro.
I think the crowd's chanting we want Britney.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do it. So yeah, by the time he's
like the ring here, they are channing we want Brittany,
which no fucking shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Kevin Federline puts on the sparring gloves and
John Cena says, what the fuck.
Speaker 1: He's full doing all the business here he's shadow boxing
with Nitro. Jarron commentary says, indeed, Nitro has trained Kate
Kevin Federline. I should say no more k fed because
there definitely was a point where he was k fed
all the time and then like he told everyone to
stop calling him that. Yeah, so, like you said, he
fucking puts the finger with gloves on Sina Legit says
the fuck and Jr. Says I think referee Mike Kyota
should check those gloves, and Lawler says, what are you insinuating?
And Jared stops and he says, well, exactly what I ingenuated, right,
I'm not taking any ship tonight.
Speaker 2: Jerry Lawler just drops the ad completely, right, But.
Speaker 1: You're fucking with me on the wrong night, King, I
don't want to be here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So Kevin Fairline, John Cena, man, we're gonna get
this thing going. They go to square up, but Kevin
Feederline backs off because fuck I still got the robe on.
Speaker 1: Got some heat to get here. Everybody takes the robe off.
Nitro then gives him the headgear and Sina is so
shocked by this that he drops to his knees that
he's calling to the heavens. Why why buck me this shit?
I got a paper view made event this weekend.
Speaker 2: So we start the match here. John Cena lets Kevin
Feederline put a headlock on him, and then Sina very
easily gets out of it.
Speaker 1: All right, But Kevin Federline was kind of putting the
work in on him for a second there. He was
grinding on them that side headlock. That could have been
a finisher. If Paul Hayman was booking, that would have
been it.
Speaker 2: Johnny Nitro gets on the apron it says, hey, man,
why don't you just fucking do the Master Loock Challenge?
And guess what they do? They do the Master Lock
Challenge and guess who's on this show later?
Speaker 1: He's on the show featured. He's on the pay per
view Chris Masters, Like, holy shit, they like they don't
even kind of like reference, like, hey, like Chris Masters
is boys with him or anything. Johnny Nitro slides the
refer chair and says, hey, why don't you just do
the Master Lock Challenge or something? Do the Master Lot?
Speaker 2: Chaloue?
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 2: He does Chris Master's taunt for the Master Lock on
the apron he like mouse to him, do the Master
Lot okay.
Speaker 1: And Sina agrees. Sina says fuck it and sits down
in the chair. So now we have the Kevin feeder
Line Masterline Challenge.
Speaker 2: I thought that was so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Man, oh man, the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Well, Kevin Feterline does the master Lock Challenge with John
Cena and uh, I mean he locks it in. He
gets that thing locked down, he wrenches that ship.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, his best.
Speaker 2: John Cena breaks the master lock. Oh my god, has
anyone ever done.
Speaker 1: Dude? That's at goach? Oh my god. So what he
probably broke the master lock, and Chris.
Speaker 2: Vince probably, you know, especially during this era and especially
what we see in about fifteen minutes. I'm surprised Vince
Thing come out and just say that, Wow, it looks
like the master lock sucks. Chris Masters Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fired. He just does that all night, just fucking firing dudes. Well,
I guess Carly is not getting too big of a pop.
Speaker 2: Yea fired. So John Cena has done the impossible. He
breaks the master lot. Kevin Feederline then asked for a
test of strength.
Speaker 1: Test here, fire.
Speaker 2: The test of strength. By the way, fucking this is hilarious.
Kevin Federlin asked for a test of strength. Here. John
Cena does it, and then Kevin Feterline fakes the test
of strength, takes John Cena down and locks in an
arm bar.
Speaker 1: Ufc shit, bitch, I won't he watched the favervie over
the weekend. Give fuck John Cross arm break. You're done.
Speaker 2: So he's got this arm bar in on John Cena
and John Cena goes to rampage bomb Kevin Fetterlining here,
but instead he puts him on the top rope and
then does a handgun at him.
Speaker 1: He should have fucking rampage bombed him. It's his shit.
That would have been awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was gonna throw him over the
rope to the floor. I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: So when he when he started walking to the buckle,
I thought he was gonna buckle bomb him, but he
just he just hits him up there, which fair enough.
Speaker 2: So Johnny Nitro hits the ring, Sena bumps him immediately
and tosses him out, and then fetter Line gets off
the top rope and kicks John Cena and the nuts
from behind.
Speaker 1: He full on cocks his whole leg back to swing
for it and kick Seena in the balls here gives
him a real good shot.
Speaker 2: And then John Cena gets him up for the FU
and Umaga hits the ring and stops the FU from
happening and beats his shit out of John Cena.
Speaker 1: Umaga runs in and punches him in the throat and
then just lays him out. Or Mondo Estrada is here
he's fired up, and he gives Umaga the w B
title to hit Sena with, and he does well.
Speaker 2: Fetter Line comes in the ring after Umaga beats the
shit out of John Seen with the belt. He puts
his hand in front of his face to make sure
that he's down, and then lays down with his elbow
on top of Seeing a nonchalant style and pins John Cena,
the w W champion for the three.
Speaker 1: Pins the w B champion less than seven days before
Seena has to defend the belt on the pay per view.
Wow wow wow wow.
Speaker 2: He then throws money on John Cena's face and sell
John yead he just had.
Speaker 1: Money in his pockets all time. He pulls out. It
wasn't a lot, It's just like three.
Speaker 2: It was ten dollars, sucking bitch, goddamn money.
Speaker 1: Have you got my money? Oh shit, he's going for it.
Speaker 2: That's called shrimp money, bitch. You don't know about that.
Speaker 1: If a nitcher at the clubs, fuck you. This is
what we had left over residuals. Bitch. Yeah. Throws money
on Cena's face and him and Johnny Knitro celebrate. Kevin
Federline beats John Cena to open raw like there you
said what you want diq this that I mean? Everyone
jumped him like Cina loss to Kevin verilyde.
Speaker 2: Kevin Federline beat John Cena one week before New Year's
Revolution against Umaga, and also John Cena broke out of
the Master lot.
Speaker 1: There wasn't you know speaking of there was a thing
in the Observer here from the January eighth Observer of seven.
Feder Line is getting internal praise for his working attitude
after the January first show. The feeling was he was
not only good on camera, which he's been from the start,
but was very enthusiastic and open and doing everything suggested
to him. He also got over with the talent because,
unlike most of the other major stars that would be
his used, he ate and catering with the rest of
the wrestlers and talked and asked people for their help
in his angle. There was a feeling his attitude was
better in that regard than a lot of other wrestlers. Yeah, man,
I bet you know. He probably sat down on a
nice big plate, he had the chicken breast, he had
some broccoli probably, and he mosey on next to two
of the top guys in the territory. You know, it
was actually a group of guys calling a match here.
There was an eight man tag that was getting called here.
And he mosied on up to the Highlanders. Hey boys,
you guys seem to like you're gonna be here for
a while. Why'd you give me some tips? And Roy
mccawiser looked at him with the fear of God in
his eyes.
Speaker 2: He grabbed him by both ears. Cherish ship chairsh It for.
Speaker 1: As long as you can, don't watch you today, don't
do it.
Speaker 2: So Kevin Ferline and Johnny Nitro walk into a room here.
It's Kevin Feterlin's locker room. I don't even know if
there's any lockers in there. That's just the Kevin Federline office.
He's got the medieval found on the door, which of
course very in line with fine.
Speaker 1: Well, he obviously asked for that, you know, he has
creative control. He asked to beat Sena, and he asked
for the medieval text on his door, and he asked
to do the Masterloge challenge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I loved. They walk into the room and like
there's probably like ten people here, and then everyone immediately
stops making any noise. The second they enter the.
Speaker 1: Room super quiet. Yeah, you're right, I didn't even think
of that. Yeah, well you know it was quiet time.
Speaker 2: Well, Maria comes up to try to get an interview
with Kevin Federline here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's banging on the door. She said, kay Fed,
k fed. And then Melina walks up and she's hot
about this. She says, what are you doing? Maria says, oh,
I just want to ask kay Fed if he thinks
his match was tainted because of the run in. Melia says,
first off, his name is in kay Fed, It's Kevin Federline.
Can't you read? It's in medieval text on the door
and two? And Maria says, no, I carried, that's why
give it kay. Malina also says, how can you say
the match was tennant? The man just beat the w
champion John Cena and that is big. Who are you
to take that away from him? You know, I feel
good today. I'm gonna give Vin Federline a present. Maria asked,
what's that? And Molina says, why don't you go out
there in the ring later and find out, bitch and
slaps the absolute fuck out of her. I've never heard
someone who won yell bitch that loud before and too,
like she decks her.
Speaker 2: Dude, it clipped the mic.
Speaker 1: Dude, it was so fucking loud, bitch, Like, holy fuck,
why are you so mad for?
Speaker 2: I mean, this show is like super nonchalant. I mean,
like outside of a video package that they kind of
played later which showed an angle that happened the other week,
this is a very neutral raw. It doesn't really feel
like anyone's at each other's throats. For the most part,
is just whatever. So Molina coming in just yelling b
I was like, holy.
Speaker 1: Shit, like, dude, break in the sound barrier. She went
nuts onto y fucking hell and uh, I mean, slap
the absolute fuck out of her too.
Speaker 2: Jim Ross says, what a way to start off two
thousand and seven. What a way to start off two
thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: Inded gym, he says, what the hell is going on
around here? And JR says, you know, when you talk
about controversy, nothing was more controversial than two weeks ago.
The Damage Rated RKO did a d X kang and
they showed DX backstage in jeans and tucked in DX
shirts because they take this very seriously. This hot angle
here and j r tells us that they're waiting for
Rated RKO to show up tonight if Edge and Orton
have the guts to do so. Those bastards.
Speaker 2: Rated RKO was a cool team, dude.
Speaker 1: It was a cool team that I don't think they
really last that long.
Speaker 2: I also think that it's the most like video game
team ever. Like it when you're young and you're playing
the video game, you're like, oh, yeah, Rated RKO, right,
Like it sounds like a team you would put together
because you're like, wow, these two guys kick ass, Like
what if we put him together?
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, yeah, or like it would have been like
a road to WrestleMania thing like Jen Ortoner together. It's
Rated r KO. Oh fuck yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: So we go backstage. Jonathan Coachman is here and he says, hey,
guys on the General Answer.
Speaker 1: Show, yo, fuck fuck sell.
Speaker 2: The company like Evil Dead where they have her in
the in the wine cellar down there, she pokes her head.
Speaker 1: Up, get down there, stomp it on the fucking top
of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Coachman says he's feeling good man.
Speaker 1: He says, I can't believe it. He taps up k
fed and he says, you beat John Cena. I like
that cover. Nice touch. What an unbelievable way to start
the new year, which brings me to you two And
he points to Nitro Molina and he says, you too.
When you talk about John Cena. He made a habit
of humiliating all of us last year, and this year
it's about payback. Seen, this night's not even close to
being through. We need a main event, don't we Yeah, yeah,
yeah we do. We do need a main event. You
stupid fuck. What do you mean we don't have a
main event yet?
Speaker 2: Dude? That's one of my favorite WWE things ever. It's like, yes,
we have this. American Airlines Arena sold out, fifteen one
hundred and sixty nine, Miami, Florida is hot and ready, man, Like,
this is gonna be a good night. By the way,
we just didn't book a main event yet. We're about
twenty minutes of the show. We have to figure that
one out. What if I booked the worst match you've
ever heard of? Oh yeah, no, good.
Speaker 1: Deal, no problem, We're used to that too. And seven
coach somebody as well, fireing off, like, who gets a shit?
Speaker 2: What if we did the fucking John Cena versus a
million guys thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he says, John Cena's gonna have a match
that night against Umaga plus. His partners Aremando Estrada, Yours
truly the coach and the next intercondinal champion, Johnny d
Tro and a four on one cat Badge.
Speaker 2: So John Cena versus Umaga, Johnny Nitro, Armanda Estrada and
Jonathan coach.
Speaker 1: Man, the boss of the raw show. Correct, that is
a lot man. Sena has already lost to Kevin feder Line.
He's the WV champion. Now he has a main event
where he's facing four dudes plus and one of them
is the guy who's facing at the pay per view.
Speaker 2: M He's got to get his heat back somehow.
Speaker 1: Which means he would win. Right, we'll see. That's what
they tell you every week. At the end of all,
something's got to get better, right, we'll see.
Speaker 2: So the Miami Heat are here. It shows a couple
of the players in the crowd here.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, they and Shaquille O'Neil is there too.
Speaker 2: And Jason Williams was wearing a famous Stars and Straps hat,
which felt like it aged me about twenty more years.
I mean that made me feel like shit, that was
so popular.
Speaker 1: It was dude, like, yeah, that was a high school hit.
Speaker 2: It was Travis Barker's deal too, Like that's just nuts.
Speaker 1: He was over yeah, and he was there with his kid,
I assume, who was in a DX shirt, and he
kept telling us going to do this cross shop.
Speaker 2: We have crime Time and the Highlanders versus Lance Caad.
We have Crime Time in the Islanders versus Lance Cad
and Trevor Murdoch and the world's greatest tag team.
Speaker 1: Man man, I mean like the fact about like crime
Time comes out. Okay, first, let's go through these here.
Crime Time comes out. They're over. I love Crime Time.
Speaker 2: They're pushing Crime Time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I always thought they were a fun fucking act.
I super was in the Crime Time. They come out.
They wap up shack uh and Shaq starts feeling around
in his pockets and shit, and I guess they stole
something from him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was funny as shit.
Speaker 1: And like, you know, I'm like, okay, cool, crime Time
is gonna have you know, they'll do some fucking you know,
it'll probably be short, but we'll have some fun here.
And then a song hits that I was very unfamiliar with.
I was like, Oh, who the fuck is this? And
then oh, my good god, the fucking Highlanders come out
to the stage.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck, dude, the Highlanders are actually wrestling on RAW.
I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm sure we have seen them wrestle
on Raw, but it felt like I've only watched them
on Patreon.
Speaker 2: I said, we.
Speaker 1: You watched it too.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I have never seen these guys. That's no bullshit.
Speaker 1: He watched them. It's super crazy. And Jim Duggan, Oh
but that was not heat and it was heat.
Speaker 2: So we have Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister. Are they brothers?
Are the Highlanders brothers?
Speaker 1: They have the same last name, but still I'm not
convinced whether the brothers or not.
Speaker 2: There's only just like a few names from where they're from.
So it's just yeah, Lance Cad and Robbie McAllister start
off till JTG comes in to fight Lance Cad. I
guess I never really thought about it, but Lance Cad
fights in regular pants.
Speaker 1: He does. He just kind of is here with what
he showed up in, which and he's a big boy
and he's throwing potatoes in this one.
Speaker 2: By the way, Trevor Murdoch pulls jtg's leg and Cad
takes over. Here Charlie Hass blind tags in. He hits
a butterfly suplex for a two. Uh. Team Lance Cad.
I don't know what else goes Team here. Team Lance.
Cad cuts off the ring and keeps JTG in the
corner till Cad misses an elbow drop.
Speaker 1: Dude, he jumps off the second rope a mile away.
I don't think he would have hit this if JTG
even stayed in the same spot.
Speaker 2: It looked big, though, right, and that's what it needed
to be.
Speaker 1: It did look big. He did look and he fucking
floated down to It looked kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: So Shadd comes in and takes out Murdoch and kid
with lines and big boots. Shad hits a belly to
back on Murdoch, but he gets breaking up, breaking up,
He gets broken up. Everyone say it when everyone hits
the ring.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Highlanders are in and Shelton Benjamin boots the
fuck out of Robbie, like right in his face, and
it's the biggest reactual hole match. The crowd goes whoa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sel kicks the shit out of him. Rory spears
Hass out of the ring. Everyone's getting thrown out, and
we're left with Shad and Trevor Murdoch in the ring.
Speaker 1: Two of the goats, and then uh, Shad jawbreakers Murdock.
The referee is distracted, by the way, because Rory just
killed Charlie haass. He said him straight head first of
the floor with a spear that nobody saw, and JTG
does reverse hangman on the ropes to Murdoch, which, uh
is the finish?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the finish. He snaps him off the top
rope and crime time and the Highlanders, by the way,
I want everyone, I want to remember that the hot
Landers are also on this team. They pick up the w.
Speaker 1: Yeah, reverse hangman as I don't know, I don't know when.
Maybe GTG was doing this as a thing, but because
I was super thrown off that was the end of
the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just assumed, you know, they're trying some new shit, right.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, I mean they win and they're over. Who
gives a fuck?
Speaker 2: It shows a graphic for Jonathan coachmin Umaga, Armando Estrada
and Johnny Nitro versus John Cena which the fifteen thousand attendants.
I mean, it got so ruckous. They were slamming their
feet on the ground, shaking the guardrail.
Speaker 1: They started ripping the fucking ceiling down. They were scratching
the pop corn off the wall.
Speaker 2: There were numerous brawls, numerous brawls in the crowd, all
started by Miami heats.
Speaker 1: Jason Willis and his son have run around cross shop
with people. And if that wasn't enough, James didn't. They
started talking about ec W. I showed an ECW add
on the screen and then they started setting fire to
the referees. It was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: What a great night in Miami. So we have the
WrestleMania twenty three recall Hulk Hogan be Andre the Giant
at WrestleMania three. You ever heard of this one?
Speaker 1: You're goddamn right, I did, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: So of course, also we have Maria versus Molina because
apparently we just booked zero matches tonight, so all of
them will be made as the show continues on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just kind of on the fly here. Jr. Says, Oh,
coach is more powerful than Oprah. Yeah said hey, hey, Jim,
make sure you have mentioned the coach is more powerful
than that fucking Oprah. Oh, all right.
Speaker 2: You're right it. I'll read it. Fucking things.
Speaker 1: No, we got many, we got a lot of matches
that I We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out
right now, Jim.
Speaker 2: So we have Jeff Hardy versus Rob Conway up next.
Speaker 1: Was that planned or is this also another mystery match
that got thrown together? Because Rob Conway comes out and
kind of makes a challenge here. Jeff Hardy was just
coming out for fun.
Speaker 2: Must have been open fight night.
Speaker 1: He just get out there and fucking over for the
best guys. This is startling here, James. I mean, Jeff
Hardy comes out, he's over, He's Jeff Hardy. Of course everybody, Yeah,
everyone's super into him, right. Jeff Harty's musical he's in
the ring and somebody over the over his music says,
this is a brand new year. And I swear to you, dude,
if gone to my head, I'm dead, like I would
have the like not a million fucking years. So it
cuts to the stage and it's of course it's RC
Rob Conway. There he is.
Speaker 2: He cuts in the stage, gun to my head, no clue.
Speaker 1: And then gun in my head. They announced Rob Conway
and I'm gone, like I'm just trying.
Speaker 2: They announces Rob Conway.
Speaker 1: Got in my head?
Speaker 2: No clue that guy is never is guy.
Speaker 1: He says this is a brand new year because of
the station shows up and I was fucking I swear
it was the most not JR. I've ever heard JR.
Before he goes, what.
Speaker 2: He put a gun in my head? I don't know
who that is. That motherfucker is not real.
Speaker 1: RC. So Rob Conway's here and he says this is
a brand new year, and Rob Conway is tired of
being everyone's whipping boy, which I guess he has been
up to this point. So I again, dude, I didn't
know where in Rob Conway's career he was until a
moment after this. He says, I made myself a new
Year's resolution. From now on, I'm going to be a winner.
And so what that means for you, Jeff, is that
if I can't beat you tonight, so help me, I
will quit Monday night.
Speaker 2: Raw.
Speaker 1: Then he puts the mic down to go to the rig.
Just look at me, I.
Speaker 2: Said, only ship I know says this is wrong.
Speaker 1: Conway. You should have said that.
Speaker 2: Just look at me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like super reaffirming. Just look at me. Yeah dude. Okay,
so I thought this was like he's just starting, like
this is a new gimmick coming it is. Yet, No,
we're at he We're done with buff bagwell Er already dude, Yes,
he's already done all that. Oh wow, for a minute,
he's just Rob Conway lots you know, smaller.
Speaker 2: Now just look at me. My name is Rob Conway.
I'm walking to the ring left foot, right, foot left,
Let's get the hell out of here.
Speaker 1: On commentary, they're like, I can't remember last time he's won. Oh, well,
he's just been in a slump.
Speaker 2: It happens, right yeah. I mean look at the NL
East right now.
Speaker 1: We are not talking about baseball. This is pro wrestling.
We're talking about there's no reason to bring up baseball
on this wrestling podcast.
Speaker 2: I was just saying, like a lot of people have
been saying that Jeff Hardy on this raw, like the
Atlanta Braves and Rob Conway was like the Mets and
the Phillies.
Speaker 1: You just one. You don't have to compare all the time.
Speaker 2: You're both lumpy teams.
Speaker 1: This is a wrestling show right now.
Speaker 2: Just look at me.
Speaker 1: So Rob Conway gets in the ring and he gets
on Jeff Hardy and the Jeff Ardy has one of
the sunset flipping wins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should have done that one. Yep.
Speaker 1: They brought him out on this show to say I
will quit if I lose. Then he loses in record
time and it doesn't stop there, does it.
Speaker 2: I actually couldn't believe what happens next.
Speaker 1: So fucking RC Rob Conway, he's flipping out. He lost,
He's gotta quit, and Jared says, all right, well, good job,
Jeff will see you Sunday. Did no one gives a
fuck about Rob Conway or him leaving or what he does.
Vince McMahon's music hits, and I'm like, what for the
Rob Conway segment? Vince is coming out out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Vince comes out in his Florida vacation shirt.
Speaker 2: This is what he thinks a normal human would wear
in Miami, and he.
Speaker 1: Stretched down in the ring. He's dressed like he's on
what a human on vacation would look like.
Speaker 2: Googled human vacation in Miami and he found this shirt.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's good. Give me that one.
Speaker 2: Jimda who Tommy Verschetti is. I looked up Tommy Versetti.
Does this look like Tommy Rossetti?
Speaker 1: Do you you know what? Van sure a lot like
Tommy Chetti. I really think about it. So Vince gets
in the ring here and he shakes hands with RC
Rob Conway, and he says, ah, well, everybody knows that
time of year again, the time where most of you
start making her New Year's resolutions. Of course, this is
you know, ten pm on January first, that's when people
start making them resolutions. Well, by the end this year,
some ninety nine point nine percent of you would have
broken your very own New Year's resolutions. It took Rob
Conway somewhere around a minute to break his. And I've
got a couple of resolutions myself. Everyone knows I don't
break mine. I want to stop being so damn nice.
Oh my, I'm also gonna stop letting people take advantage
of me, like my good friend and fellow billionaire Donald Trump.
Donald does have his problems as of late, and evergreen
and his hands full with yokozuna. And then it shows
a picture of Rosi o'donald and I fucking just I
couldn't like I forgot this was a fucking thing, dude.
Speaker 2: I you know the Rosio Donald thing. There was the
time they had Hillary Clinton on an episode. They had
a bomb on that episode. You remember all this stuff. Yeah,
there's just like random people through time that they bring on,
like they just bring up on this show.
Speaker 1: And he says, Yokozuna shows Rosia Donald, and Vince says,
that's not actually Yokozuna. Oh yeah, it.
Speaker 2: Says Rosio Donald on the screen.
Speaker 1: The text on the screen says rusy O'donald. Yeah. No,
he fucking almost got one by me there, Vic Man,
Goddamn Donald Trump is credited for a certain phrase he
uses on his hit show The Apprentice. So he says,
everyone knows that Donald Trump didn't originate that phrase that
originated here on Monday Night Raw. So Rob Conway, I'm
not gonna allow you to quit Monday Night Raw. Rob Conway. Yeah,
And then Vince's music hits and he throws the mic
down and leaves as Rob Conway is left there, pleading, confused,
unsure what the rest of his career looks like. And
I'm here to tell you that this is what the
rest of his career looks like. Rob Conway doesn't wrestle
on WTV ever again, and he's released five months after this. Wow, yep,
this was pretty much real. That's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Well, Vince goes to the top of the ramp, turns around,
he looks at the crowd. For two reasons he does this. One,
he just shipped his pants and he turned around to
see if anyone noticed the large ship stayed on his ass.
And two to make sure Paul London is not laughing
at him anywhere. So you go backstage, Kenny Dyksterra is here.
He's actually in Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I thought we were fucking cut on the same.
Speaker 2: Ye no, no, right, So Rick Flair is feuding with
Kenny Dyksterer.
Speaker 1: By the way, they show Kenny Dykscher versus Flair from
two weeks ago, Kenny suplixed Flair on the floor and
then Flair went to knee breaker him, and then Kenny
countered that with a roll up in one, and then
Flair went to shake Kenny's hand and Kenny told him
that he's the real man around here, and he left.
He did not shake Rick Flair's hand. So we have
that big Kenny Dyke Rick Flair build for this hot
pay per view.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Kenny Dykscher then brings up a bunch of people
who have died this year.
Speaker 1: So Todd Grisham is here, of course with Kenny Dykstra
and one. I was very confused at the positioning of
this James. Kenny Dykscher is standing facing the camera. Todd
Grisham is standing behind him, asking questions why.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's Kenny eventually turns around and faces him to talk.
I don't know what the fuck was going on here.
It was very odd and uh. Todd says, you know,
we saw Flare extend his hand to you and you
rejected it. And Kenny says, well, he wasn't trying to
show me respect. He was trying to say face, I
be Rick Flair, and I wants to turn around and
make it a story about how much of a classy
guy is I'm not even twenty one years old. I'm
the future of raw fucking poison. You are poisoned. Don't
let them do this to you. Words of the wise,
Never be the future of raw. You are in trouble,
my friend, he says. You ever hear that saying death
comes in threes. Well, I'm gonna show you how death
comes in forwards James Brown, President Ford, Saddam Hussein, who
then he does the cutthroat taunt.
Speaker 2: To It's small pop on that one too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in the crowd hooting and hollering at
the announcement of President Ford dying of course, Saddam Hussein
cutthroat taunt and now Rick Flair's career and then Kenny
sniffs the mic for a couple of seconds.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is riding this show?
Speaker 1: Like this? Come on? Is Brian girl wins.
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck am I watching? So Kenny Dykshra
has a Rick flairfeud, and they were like, yeah, what
if we did a segment where Kenny Dykstra mentions that
James Brown and President Ford and Saddam Hussein passed away
like to.
Speaker 1: A rockets ovation, What is going on?
Speaker 2: Like why did he do that?
Speaker 1: Because WW you don't understand WW, especially Tom Kenny Dyksher
may have been given away that he was involved in
the death of Sadam Hussein there by the way.
Speaker 2: He hired the army and the Navy and got that
shit done. So we go to a pre tape here
that goes over rated r KO versus d X and
the feud they've been having.
Speaker 1: Yes, five weeks ago, on the Cutting Edge, James's favorite show,
Edge was introducing a guest. They didn't come out, and
then Edge was asking for him again. They didn't come out,
and Norton says, hey, I think I got your guest
right here, and then Orton Edge then drag Rick Flair's bloody,
fucking destroyed carcass down to the ring and then they
concerto him a bunch of times, and then of course,
you know, they show HBK in a DX beanie cutting
a very serious promo about how important Flair is, looking
like a complete smacked ass, and he says, you made
it personal. And two weeks ago, there's a match here
DX and Sina versus Umaga and Ray Arko. Umaga's beating
the fuck out of these dudes until uh Sino and
Umaga brought it back, and then Edge Norton beat the
absolute shit out of Triple H and HBK. Like they
concerto the fuck out of these dudes. They double RKO Shawn,
which was based.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is actually a bright point on this show. Sadly,
it is just a pre tape this show something that
happened on a different raw, but like, this is the
first time I actually felt like I was watching a
real wrestling show.
Speaker 1: Was uh.
Speaker 2: When I was seeing them drag ric Flair out and
beat them to death with chairs and you know they
have a six man that ends with triple H bloody
outside and a double RKO in the chair, I was like, oh, nice,
like there is still some pro wrestling going on here.
It was my first fucking thought like this looks like
a good piece of business here.
Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, And it made Orton and Edge look
like killers, Like give them credit, they're the tag champs.
It's like, oh shit, okay, Tag Division has like some
top guys floating around here, like you know, Triple A
G shanagoing for these belts too, Like, Okay, this is
fucking this is cool. I can I can handle this? Sadly, Sadly,
you know I should have known better.
Speaker 2: Well, DX are walking to the ring here before their
town hall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and their little DX shirts with little animated versions
of themselves doing the SUCU tent for this of course
extremely serious angle.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was actually surprised after watching this town hall part,
like why did they even do this.
Speaker 1: Dude, I hated this promo.
Speaker 2: I thought it was really bad. I really did. I
thought it was bad, and it did a disservice to like, yes,
all the shit that Edge and Randy Orton had done
over the last couple of weeks too, and even the
part at the end it started to make even less sense.
I think there was a way better way to do this.
They just didn't do it that way.
Speaker 1: Whoever's fault this is should feel bad because these guys
like are doing everything they can to like make people
not take these two dudes serious, even though they've just
killed everybody. So DX come out here. They had to
fucking Pyro and all the fans now all the by
the way, also an abundance of fans on Hardcam now
have glow sticks that did not have them before and
also still have them after this.
Speaker 2: Oddly enough, Yeah, they get those glow sticks out when
you enter the raw zone are called the war zone.
They definitely don't call it that anymore.
Speaker 1: I think it's yeah, I think you're right. Uh, they
do Xbox Pyro, which is bullshit. Give credits to Adre.
There's all this shit here and they're soaking in the pop,
the crowds, you know, loving them. They're super over Here,
Triple AHZ takes the mic from Sean. Triple Ah of
course has the Lemmy face hair here, which just looks ridiculous,
and uh, Triple Ah says that are you ready? Shit?
And he goes to do the dxpeel and he hesitates,
and I'm guessing Sean was just late on the interruption here,
and Uh, Sean takes the mic and says, I can't
do this and I can't come out here and pretend
that what I just saw didn't happen. So they run down,
you know, he starts run down what happened here that
Orton and Edge were doing shit, and then he starts
going on a weird tangent. Here he says, for the
last five years, Triple Hing myself, individually or collectively, have
faced everybody. This company is put in front of us, good, bad, talented,
and no talent. The ones I liked best are the
futures of the WB or the Stars of tomorrow. And
my favorite of all time is the greatest entering performer
of his generation. I'm still waiting to face that guy.
You want to know what all those guys have in
common either they're no longer here, or they're jerking the
curtain someplace.
Speaker 2: They're king and ring of honor, or even worse, like what.
Speaker 1: Where? What does this happen?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: What is going on? Why?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It felt like a random shot for sure, But
I think I think, if you really want to turn
it back around, I think really what it was trying
to do was that Randy Orton at Edge are seen
as the futures of the business, and they're seen as
like the next guy's up. So what he's saying essentially
is like he's sick of guys like Randy Orton in
Edge coming in and like taking taking what they built
and like taking it off their backs by attacking.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know that makes sense? Okay, sure it that.
I imagine that's more where it was. It definitely felt
like there was some truth to what he was getting
at though, Like sure, especially on a show with majority
guys that they're calling the future the WWE. He says,
you know, I don't know how to feel, but a
couple of guys came along who appear to have a set,
and this just goes on forever. He says. You jumped
Rick Flair from behind you dragged his nearly lifeless body out,
and the new set of wavos that you have seemed
to grow even bigger, and then you managed to drop
the X doing something that nobody's ever done, and that
set grows bigger and bigger. Your balls are huge, gentlemen,
you got some fat ass nuts boys.
Speaker 2: Dude, I hate this segment and I hate this X.
Speaker 1: I like, I hate this fucking DX. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, yeah, I mean like this is so it
just does a disservice to what we just fucking saw.
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, he keeps talking about how their balls keep
getting bigger and bigger, and and the point of the
thing is him saying that d X is going to
take your balls and kick him down your throat. That
was Sean's part of this. That was he fucking did
all that just to get to there. And then we
get to the Triple H part. I thought the Seawan
part was bad. Triple H has fucking absolutely nothing to
fucking say, like this is dog shit. First, he says, ah, well,
you know, I thought we were gonna fly here to fight,
but Edge Norton didn't show up. You know what happens.
Double East infection is what I heard.
Speaker 2: He took Rick Flair and dragged him out as he
was unconscious and bleeding all over the fucking place, dragged
him to the side of the ring and then hit
him and the top of his fucking skull with two
chairs twice in a row, to the point where they
had to get EMTs out to get him out of
that fucking arena.
Speaker 1: He's gushing blood.
Speaker 2: I think they have a double use infection something does
the frosted miniweds fucking man?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, So he fucking talks about this, and he says,
you know, you know what happened to last guy that
thought he had us in the palm of his hand.
We beat him with a bloody pulp and shoved his
head up big Show's ass. He says, we're not your
regular group of guys. We got different sides. We're kind
of like frosted mini weeds.
Speaker 2: Come, where's the pot, Miami fifteen frosteds?
Speaker 1: Hit the fuck.
Speaker 2: Who was frosted many weeds.
Speaker 1: He says, we got tow different sides, the frosted side
where you get that sugary goodness, and Johnson's I like,
I like the sugary side, so I'm not putting on
a fucking like, that's what he did. I like the sugary.
I like it to sugary side.
Speaker 2: Edge drags your boy out from behind the curtain. Hey,
you're out here and you're talking about frosted miniwheat cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, don't worry, James, because there's there's the other side.
There's the side that Edge and Orton are gonna get
of the frost of mini wheat. You're not gonna get
that sugary good side, James, You're gonna get the other side,
which is the the two most ruthless bastards that ever
step in this ring. Side. Welcome to the other side, boys,
We're gonna beat your ass on Sunday.
Speaker 2: What So you got the frosted miniweeds where one side
is the sugary goodness and the other side is the
most ruthless bastards in the wwe the hell are you
talking about?
Speaker 1: Like, you guys are fucking cooked? Man, What the hell
is going on? What the fuck?
Speaker 2: I'll chalk it up to he just had some kids,
probably you know, like they're asking to come to work.
Speaker 1: We got the super lean into the PG shit too, maybe,
like but like they just they killed this guy.
Speaker 2: So that's where I was at too. That's where I
was at too. I was like, oh, it must be
like the PG thing. Obviously it's nerve, but I just
watched Rick Flair get dragged out and killed and them.
Yeah right, so not really.
Speaker 1: You guys just lost your kind of your fucking hutzpah.
You guys just don't have it. You guys suck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think they lost their fastball at some point.
Sean still has his Singles fastball, He's still gonna have
four matches, right, but uh, whatever this is together, they
just don't have their fastball anymore.
Speaker 1: They told Triple she's gotta go to smack down to
Russell coslof here soon, so he might be kind of mad.
Speaker 2: This did nothing for me.
Speaker 1: It actually fucking annoyed the shit out of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was actually kind of like annoyed that they
had like such a good pre tape. Like my general
thought on the pre tape is like, oh, nice man,
Like this is a hot day ingle. I'm excited to
see what comes next with this, and then like this
promo was tough work. And then the they follow up
on it later and it's just like, man, what the
hell happened?
Speaker 1: Here it makes even less fucking sense. Yeah, God, they
fucked this up every which way.
Speaker 2: Well, raw is brought to you by Code Name the Cleaner. Yeah,
King like forgets what he's saying halfway through.
Speaker 1: Here, trying to advertise you code Name the Cleaner, and uh,
I mean he just had to see if the shittiest proever.
He was probably super like, what the fuck happened here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, he says, Code Name the Cleaner. It's in
theaters January fifth.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, Kang, Well how about you try this,
Kang fruity delicious, delicious, fruity fruity fruity skittles. Do you
like skittles? I like this. I love this. Actually, I
love row.
Speaker 2: We have a good show. We have a good show.
Speaker 1: I swear to god. Dude. Yeah, you're right, Kang. This
is the peak of sports entertainment.
Speaker 2: Well, we have Molina versus Maria up next.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, this has the most fucking fire of anything
going tonight.
Speaker 2: There's a New Year's Revolution press conference tomorrow at noon.
Speaker 1: Kenny Dyks is going to be there.
Speaker 2: John Cena will be there. We have different Yeah. Right
here she comes again like a medicine. Every step she takes.
Speaker 1: What was that? Was that nine or ten that had
that on the menu?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, what was it? It was the one where
you could be in the ring. You could be in
the ring doing the exhibition matches.
Speaker 1: I feel like that was, oh that's twenty ten then.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I remember just doing the stupid exhibition matches
in the ring in that song play well.
Speaker 1: It's always Evan Born in the ring for some reason,
did his ass bill? Dude? Yeah? Melina? Uh. By the way,
also when Melina was here, Jared says, emulating Shakira's pelvic thrust,
and Jerry says, what we talking about? And they'd never
go back to it.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean like the conversation was actually crazy. To rossays, yeah,
imitating Shakira's pelvic thrust. Pelvic thrust. They sit there for
a second. What were you talking about? What were we
talking about? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Caring anyway, here comes Forria.
Speaker 2: So Victoria comes out and uh she goes to sit
at commentary with a clipboard here.
Speaker 1: Yes she uh, she has a list of all the
divas that she's beaten. But there's one blank name here
that has a checkbox next to it, and we have
not determined who that.
Speaker 2: Is yet, So uh, yeah, Maria hot starts on Malina
here because obviously she slapped her earlier. Uh, Melina jackknife
pins Maria, but I guess the bridge just collapses at
some point during the pin. Yeah, so Malina just gets
up and just pins her the long way and picks.
Speaker 1: High stacks her, which hopefully nobody else does a high
stack finish tonight.
Speaker 2: Well, Victoria does the headhole thing ring side.
Speaker 1: What she legit, stands up and does the creepy like
Stevie Richard's things, but take set off doing it just right.
Deck Sitcom. They are super confused. He's never seen this before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Melina high stacks Maria and beats her after whatever
the hell just happened cuts her inside. Victoria's doing the
head thing, and he's looking at the finish of that match,
and they turn the right. Victoria is taunt Spammy, What
the hell is happening?
Speaker 1: Are you good? Victoria wasn't that mad ship? So Victoria
does taunt Spam and she crazy. Oh she's crazy cash
like from Duran taking the ring.
Speaker 2: No, okay, gang, she's she's still doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay. Victoria gets on the apron and Melina sees her
and they're staring down and Victoria gets in the ring
and they kind of face off. Then Victoria backs off
and gets out of the ring. Malina leaves on the
other side, like ramp side. Then Victoria snaps and runs
over and grabs Lily and Garcia by her head and
drags her into the ring. What the fuck, gang, she's
crazy shit? Okay, all right, how much do my job?
You're not gonna tell for anybody, cag.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 1: Well, that Victoria thing really set them off.
Speaker 2: Well, Victoria goes to hit the Widow's Peak, but Mickey
James runs in and makes the save and they have
a match at the pay per view.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, women's title match at the pay per view. Uh, Mickey,
you know, fired off some shots on Victoria. Victoria Victoria,
and uh Victoria was able to powder out of there
before Mickey did too much damage.
Speaker 2: It shows a video of the Tribute to the Troops
with what I assume is dub music. I imagine they had
like Creed playing here crazy.
Speaker 3: I think it was Google Dolls Goo Goo dolls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They show uh yeah, you said, Tribute to the
Troops and uh put everyone on a big ass aircraft
and flew their ass to Iraq and Arvid said, who, No,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: Punk was there?
Speaker 1: He was, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2: So you have Rick flairing Carlito versus Kenny Dykscher and
Chris Masters, Like, what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck are we doing? Man? Like, what the fuck are
we doing here? Are you fucking serious?
Speaker 2: Just four young studs. Tory Wilson is with Carlito, by
the way.
Speaker 1: That's true. And they talk about Jerri says, oh, Tory
told me she has no tan lines.
Speaker 2: What well, Carlito, Rick Flair, and Tory Wilson are all
wearing matching colors. I thought that was fun.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's that's nice. That's at least they give
a little bit of a fuck about this place. Uh.
Kenny Dykster is from Worcester, mass by the way. Really yeah,
yeah he is, and uh they announce him from it
and Jerry says, oh, now Kenny has a last name,
and now he has a hometown, and Lala says, always
the future wrestling, Hey, man, we do what are we doing?
What do we doing here?
Speaker 2: I gotta say. Chris Masters is over with me. I
like the entrance and he's he's the masterlined challenge to me.
I mean, that's an iconic part of of this era.
Speaker 1: I bought into it. I was all about, like, that's
a finisher.
Speaker 2: I love his whole interest, like the stone statue. And
then it cross fades into him doing the Thinker talent
on the ramp like it's it's legit all time. It's
Pyro timed up with his flexing.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: And the song and the Master's logo is just the
letter M with muscles.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's him doing the Master loge as the M.
Speaker 2: It's all that works with me. Like, that's a good deal.
Speaker 1: Yes, sadly not good enough for these guys.
Speaker 2: Well, I saw someone break out of his whole deal earlier.
Speaker 1: That's anyone. Anyone that loses to it now really should
just get fucking fired. Well.
Speaker 2: Rick Flair goes to lock in the figure four on
Chris Masters early here, but Katie breaks it up.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like RC earlier. This is KD. This is
KD everyone, of course. I mean, you know what's gotta
try something? Here is the future of restling.
Speaker 2: We go to commercial and come back and Chris Masters
is stretching out Carlito.
Speaker 1: If you want some heat. Boil boy, do we got
a lot of heat for a year this match?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they went for a while. There was
a good hope here though, where the ref is attracted
by Flair trying to tell him about the other team cheating.
Then Carlito starts fighting back and they cut him off again.
That was good.
Speaker 1: There is there actually is some good stuff here. It's
just not I don't know. For all the matches that
I thought we good time, this was not one of them,
and like I wasn't ready for Maybe I just wasn't
ready for this to go fucking long.
Speaker 2: Well, Carlito hits a springboard back elbow for a double down.
Here Kde stops the hot tag by rushing the ring
and hitting Flare off the apron, then throwing him into
the steps.
Speaker 1: Yes, he fucking again. Like you said, dude, I still
also couldn't get it out of my brain that Flare.
I mean, it was like weeks ago whatever that they
killed Flair the first time, so you know there's been time,
but damn like it might probably maybe write him out
maybe for just a little bit. He doesn't have to
do Right now.
Speaker 2: Chris Masters is in the ring and he's looking for
Kevin Feederline's master lock. Lock him fucked, lock him up.
That's what it taken over the top is Chris Masters
has like a little catch phrase like that, Yeah up.
Speaker 1: Damn, that would have been fucking hot.
Speaker 2: Actually, Chris Masters comes into WWE today with the master
lock and a catch phrase, lock him up. You're beating
Cody Rhoades for the w W title at WrestleMania sixteen
or whatever the fuck when they're on now. Yeah, So
Masters locks in the master lock and Carlito is fading.
Speaker 1: He's done. He's a fucking top guy. Moved this. Nobody
breaks out of us, Are you kidding me? So?
Speaker 2: Rick Flair comes from behind and chot blocks him and
breaks up the master lock.
Speaker 1: Had a fucking cheat to stop this fucking locomotive trade.
Speaker 2: KD misses a splash in the corner and flare hot
tags in. He chops the shit out of KD.
Speaker 1: Here, dude, he is laying them in on this fucking
dude over and over again. I mean, you know, we've
watched a lot of Flair. Uh, this might be up
there with how many times I've seen him chop somebody
this hard.
Speaker 2: He's trying to test him. You know, see if he's
really the future of this biz or not.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 2: Huh, he's not the future of this business.
Speaker 1: Shocking glee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the future of the business. On the apron, that's
Chris Masters over there, that's the Master Lock. Chris Master Lock,
lock him up.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're right, it would be overwhele, it.
Speaker 2: Would be over. Like there'd be signs all over the
arena with the lock lock them up.
Speaker 1: There's still time, like it doesn't like someone else could
just take this.
Speaker 2: Isn't he in the NWA or something.
Speaker 1: He's sexy? Jesus, Now we're over that.
Speaker 2: No, come on, Chris, just bring back the Master lot
and when you go to do it, they lock them up.
And then when you do the pros, you have to say,
I'm gonna put them in the Master Lock Challenge. You
have to look out of the crowd and we're gonna
lock them up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that last part definitely should be in there
for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Flaire chops him down. He gives them a
mean chop off an Irish whip here. Flair is great.
He was great pretty much throughout the entirety of the
stuff we watch from his later WW run from when
WCW died to his retirement, first retirement, second or third
out on against Sean Michaels.
Speaker 1: Really up to the Flair fol leave TNA match.
Speaker 2: Which was fantastic to Yea, Claire's just a great wrestler.
Flair goes to the figure four here, but Masters lines them,
then Carlito lines him, and now Chris Masters and Carlito
fight out of the arena. This leaves spot in the
ring here for Katie to go for the figure four.
Speaker 1: Well, you know he's gonna fucking take that move. You know,
he's the next guy up, he's the new nature Boy,
so he's gonna do the figure four, but Flair boots
his ass into the buckle.
Speaker 2: Flair pushed him off and said that's for the miss.
Speaker 1: Not yet.
Speaker 4: There's only white guy that's taking my move. My guy
on SmackDown, Missilian. You save a bitch, You do the balls,
and you do a move.
Speaker 2: So Rick Flair goes to grab Kenny Dykstrap, but Kenny
Dykstra double legs him and uses his feet on the
ropes and he pins Rick Flair.
Speaker 1: Well high stack pin. Haven't seen that tonight yet.
Speaker 2: And Rick Flair gets a mic and says, you son
of a bitch, piece of shit.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fucking bastard, bitch.
Speaker 2: You want my respect, you want respect of these people.
You get your ass back in this fucking ring.
Speaker 1: You got here and keep this going. Flair wanted Kenny
Duckter to come back out and what restart the match?
Coach is the fucking boss here or Vince. There's a
lot of bosses on this show. I'm not too sure
who's a charge.
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't matter because Randy Orton and Edge show up.
Speaker 1: Randy ortonhead show up Orton or they jump the rail. Uh.
Flair is distracted by Edge, Orton is behind him, and
Orton RKO's Flair and then Orton Edge take their time,
and I was like, Okay, we're gonna milk this because
d X is gonna come make the big pop save
here and everyone's gonna be happy and we're gonna do
a little face off for the pay per view. So
Edge and Orton take their time. They go over, they
throw the timekeeper down, they dap up, they get some chairs.
They take forever to get into the ring. Orton puts
Flair face first down on the chair and Edge is
ready to con scare to him. I'm like, all right,
here comes dx's music. They're gonna hit the ring, all right.
So I'm watching and Edge is pulling that chair back.
It's going back, and I'm like, all right, any minute now,
and then concertos Rick Flair, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What shure really happened here? Is?
Speaker 1: Uh? You know?
Speaker 2: Actually you know, I guess what happens at the pay
per view?
Speaker 1: Uh Orton and Edge win and by no contest though
because Triple ahge gets hurt.
Speaker 2: Oh oh he gets like shoot her in the match.
Speaker 1: Yeah he tears his quad.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, maybe maybe Triple Ah is hurt. Maybe he's
already hurt going into this and he knows.
Speaker 1: There's there's a shot. Yeah, there's a shot. I don't know. Yeah,
I'm not sure if the match like ends like because
he gets hurt or like what exactly happens here, But yeah,
he's a no contest on the match. That's all Triple
Ah stuffer a legitimate torn right quadrucep muscle. And then
yeah they fucking going to just do stuff with Sean.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean my first thought here was like Edge
lifts the chair up, the music hits, right, we get
some deal, even if they're gonna chicken shit, they just
run out of the arena, whatever the case is, and
you just get that stare down or something where they're
in the crowd and then like they're looking at Triple
H and HBK. But yeah, they already kind of did
the Rick Flair thing, so it's like kind of revisiting
the Rick Flair thing and doing the concerto again. I'm
gonna guess that if Triple H didn't tear his squad
in the pay per view match. I haven't watched the
Bayview match, so I don't know what exactly happens, but
I would assume Rick Flair would have something to do
with that match at some juncture. I mean, unless they're
doing a thing where he's hurt again and like he
got laid out, so like he you know, can't be
a part of it, but like after getting destroyed multiple times,
like Rick Flair should have some say into what happens
in this match. But yeah, just weird. It just felt weird.
Speaker 1: It did feel weird. It just I don't know it again,
you know, hindsight's twenty twenty, right, but just seems odd.
Flair also does still just wrestle at the at the
pay per view too, so like concerto doesn't really mean dig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, yeah, I mean they ran through a
bunch of them in a row.
Speaker 1: Kenny Detro just beats Flair and Flair doesn't do anything
with rated RKO after this either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, weird deal. I don't know what. So we get
the New Year's Revolution card breakdown here, we have d
X versus raid ar Ko for the tag titles. We
have Jeff Hardy versus Johnny Nitro for the icy title
in a steel cage.
Speaker 1: I wonder how that was. That sounds good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the steel cage kind of threw me off a
little bit because like, why, Yeah, I was watching this
show in particular, and it didn't seem like Jeff Hardy
and Johnny Nitro had much heat.
Speaker 1: No. I'm assuming maybe there's a piece of that that
we missed, that something happened and there was a need
for a cage, or they just saw Jeff Hardy and
Nitro and said we need a gimmick on the show.
I put these guys in cage on and flip.
Speaker 2: Off of it. I mean probably was sweet. I mean
it probably is doub We have Carlito versus Chris Masters.
We have Mickey James versus Victoria for the women's title.
We have Rick Flair versus Kenney Dyke Shtra, and we
have John Cena versus Umaga for the WBE title. John
Cena and Numaga sounds dope, you know what I mean.
We've watched a few of their matches. They have a
great chemistry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I think they run this for a little
bit still here at least an they definitely still run
this still the rumble and I don't remember if the rumbles,
the last man's standing or or what have you. But yeah, no,
I always enjoyed Sena and Oumaga together. It was physical
and usually some blood, so I was a fan of that.
Speaker 2: So the tag team, the four man tag team of Umaga,
Armando Estrada, Johnny Nitro, and Jonathan Coachman are walking to
the ring together like.
Speaker 1: This is just nutsmid yeah, like fucking getting themselves fired
up for this main event match. The boys are are
coming through. Coach has a Sena shirt on with an
X on it. Uh hell yeah, man, I'm trying to
get some I'm staying tuned in for.
Speaker 2: This Kevin fetterline town Hall comes up next. Yep, Kevin
fair Line comes out here. He's got the shirt on backwards.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was gonna say, is his shirt
inside out?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: He must have been wearing some kind of brand shirt
and they said he can't do that. Yeah, so turn
that ship inside out. And he says, I'm gonna I'm
gonna take a seat over here on the side of
the stage, which is commentary side, and watch SNA get
his ass beat again, and Seena, I can see you,
but you can't see me. That's crazy to shay there, Kevin,
that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Hey, fuck you, man, you can't say that. That's John
Cena's whole thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well I just took Chris Master. Shit, I'm
taking seen this ship. I'm gonna take your spot next.
Speaker 5: The world is watching me, watching me, dude, I'm the
coach with these song man something else.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I love this funk, dude, I love this watch this
was my universe motion. He's made a WrestleMania theme.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a fucking good theme song. It dat
for some reason. I always that freako.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny as shit.
Speaker 1: I I love it. And yeah, Coach comes out. Johnny
Nitro comes out, and Kate Fedn says, that's my boy.
He didn't say that about Coach though, He's all he
funks of Johnny Nitro.
Speaker 2: You must not heard the theme song very well.
Speaker 1: Uh, And of course Armando and Omaga come out, and
then Sena his music is playing and everyone, you know,
trying to be quiet hear the pop and Kevin Federlin
does not understand that part, so he's just talking overseen
his entrance, he says, already whooped his answer earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So John Cena and Umaga start hot in the
ring here, firing off. Yeah. I mean, like I was
happy that we got John Cena Umaga together at least
for a second on this raw. I mean even just
from the little bit here they touched just a little
bit in this match before the pay per view. I mean,
it's just electric, man. They just come together and they
just have something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it entirely works. Yeah. Like Umaga again, I mean,
he's I gotta you know, well, you know, we'll obviously
there's more matches talk about here, but Omaga is a
guy that I'm really surprised they didn't give like a
SmackDown World title run too.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I'd have to really think about it
and really like put pen to paper on some stuff.
But like, outside of see Him Punk, I think Umaga
might be John Cena's best opponent he ever had.
Speaker 1: Dude, they always had money, right, Like he's got to
be in a discussion at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely think he's up there. Like I love
the punk matches that Sina had, Like that was just
a very special time. But I'd probably also put the
Umaga matches right up there with those matches.
Speaker 1: Especially in terms of how many matches they probably had
against each other. Like I don't know, you know, because
I imagine a lot of people say Edge right Edge
and Sina, but they had a lot of fucking matches
and I enjoyed them. But like in terms of how
short of a you know, how short of a time
they were married to each other, Yeah, they fucking always delivered.
Speaker 2: Sena shit cans Umaga and then Johnny Nitro comes in,
he gets hit with some lines and a Fisherman's soup plex.
Uh Umaga gets back in, he hits a samo and
drop on John Cena. Uh Umaga tries to drop his
ass on Sena in the corner, but he gets his
knees up.
Speaker 1: Dude. Armando was telling him get up there, and Umaga
wasn't really you know, into the idea, but he said,
oh listen. He jumps off the second and scene. He
gets knees up and right to the balls.
Speaker 2: Sina then shit cans every single person on the other
team off the apron and punches the shit out of coachman,
just decks of dude.
Speaker 1: By the way, earlier when night Nitro had like got
on top of scene and he was sitting with some
forearms and they were making some noise and then Sena,
I don't know if it was a lower receiver, maybe
I was looking into him, but Seena gets up and
clotheslines him right in his fucking face. It was it
was right before the fisherman sup flex I was like, oh,
hell yeah, Seenah's got some juice in them.
Speaker 2: The main event, kid, you gotta learn how to work it.
Speaker 1: One day in Jing your name.
Speaker 2: So Sina locks in the STFU on Umaga, but Armando
Astrona comes in with the chair. Uh. Sina kicks them,
grabs the chair and then proceeds to hit two unprotected
shots right to Umaga's head.
Speaker 1: Umaga doesn't even like think about putting his hands up.
He takes these right on his skull. The chair bends crazy. Sina,
by the way, loses by just qualification.
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean, like that is so good, like him
taking the shots to the head, the first one not
knocking them down, the second one only getting them out
of the ring.
Speaker 1: Yes, it reminded me when the Hearties did that to Brock,
and Brock was taking them. They were full fucking shots
and then he just went to the flo reminded me
of that too, dude. Those were gnarly and this was
I mean, Sina gave it to him here they I
mean they were putting him over a huge here. He
had him in the STFU and they were like, oh,
Umaga's never tapped out, he's never been beat which I
didn't realize that Umaga was undefeated here. I was like, oh,
this is this is fucking great. I wished there was
a lot more of this on the show than really
everything else that I got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love the way they put that, like he's undefeated,
and uh, you know, being undefeated makes him the rightful
number one contender for the w W w E title.
It's WWF WWE title. Yeah, No, that's dope, dude, Yeah,
good ship. Here Sena hits the fu on Nitro and
that leaves Sena and Jonathan Coachman.
Speaker 1: In the oh shit, and then Sina hits him with
the fu.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sina hits the fu on Coachman. Sina then
runs out and grabs Kevin federline and throws his ass
in the ring too. It's time to get my heat back.
Speaker 1: Immediately, like he isn't even finished doing the F you
to coach and he's already sprinting out of the ring
to go snatch Kevin Feder line up from commentary, and
he throws him back into the ring, picks him up
with the greatest of ease, and hits him with an
fu as well.
Speaker 2: The crowd is going nuts. Man and Sina stands tall
as Umaga and Armando Estrada watch from the ramp.
Speaker 1: They do this end thing here where Sina is doing
different poses with the belt and staring at Omaga and
Omaga is staring back at him. They do this for
five whole minutes here they started. Then they show a
replay of what happened at the end and then there's
two minutes at the end of the show where Sina
and Omaga just have to keep taunting at each other
until the show goes off the air.
Speaker 2: Twing to get some b roll.
Speaker 1: It reminded me, do you remember that time that they
had Bischoff like fuck up Sena or something or he
did something and he was holding a debute title and
it went forever like it wasn't it was close to that.
It was close to that, but yeah, I was like, fuck,
just take it off the Boddy air. Yeah, So that
was that was it. Fucking This was two thousand and seven. Huh.
Speaker 2: Tough year, man, tough year for the WWE. I mean
they had some high points here, like John Cena and
Umaga obviously of course was definitely I mean absolutely one
of them. But yeah, I mean there was just a
lot of like I think there was a lot of
lethargic booking is the easiest way to say it, Like
with just pretty much the whole show just we don't
really have to put our foot in it, so we're
not going to you.
Speaker 1: Know, they're definitely struggling to find the next guys up to. Yeah,
so that's you know, kind of hurting how the flow
of the show goes, because it doesn't feel like they
really have faith in anybody other than the guys that
are already made. Yeah right, well that is it for
WWE Monday Night. We're all January first, two thousand and seven,
and now it's time for the main event.
Speaker 2: Let's read some fucking names, all right, let's get into
the main event here the Patreon segment of names.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, wow, you always throw a curveball at me
when we get into this one. I never know what
your crazy ass is gonna say.
Speaker 2: Starting in the five dollars tier. Did you expect that?
Speaker 1: Wow? It never ends?
Speaker 2: Johnny Fears Charles E Cheese?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, great, Okay, this is already off to a
fucking fantastic start.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Would you ever go back to a Chuck
E Cheese?
Speaker 1: You think, dude, there's a Chuck E Cheese in the
mall near me, like they have like mall chucky cheeses now,
and I passed by it all the time, and I
give it a stare.
Speaker 2: I mean, I remember the pizza being good when I
was young.
Speaker 1: You remember a lot of things being good when you
were young, and then you grew up and realized you
were wrong.
Speaker 2: I assume that's how a lot of people felt about
this two thousand and.
Speaker 1: Seven or aw. They loved it. They thought it was
fucking good. Kenny Dyksher was a guy for sure, someone
was definitely on team KD.
Speaker 2: Edward Guzman Hyabusa Tun you're in zero one getting no pop?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on, no pop. He's in a tough spot. Man.
Like if they add Stone Cold number two come out
on Raw this week, I probably get a decent Popacks.
I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sean w C, Michael s Bejon Kukiki, Nick Ballard, Malachi Tokovic, Craig,
Mike Chapel, Roon is a real dick, Doug cot john S,
Dark Graham Couch until Underscore Dusk, Do you smell You
Smell the rock? He is cooking candy.
Speaker 1: Ass Oh, that's a sweet treat.
Speaker 2: APA big show hitting the clothes line from will Ah.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool. That's like a fucking Radar ko deal.
Speaker 2: Zan Ben Murkett Lude sound V two ten dollars, Tier
Antonio Salazar, Hoyce Gracie.
Speaker 1: No, fuck you, Gracie.
Speaker 2: Fuck the Blue Jays, fuck the Red Sox, fuck the Dodgers.
Braves are Okay, let's go Yankees and you can yank
on these nuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not really a baseball podcast here, so I
don't really understand the reference.
Speaker 2: Really, the Braves are okay, so okay, in fact, that
they are one of the top five teams in the
entire league.
Speaker 1: I just, I mean, unbelievable, guys. Yeah, I just don't
really understand what we're talking now.
Speaker 2: Last season, when the Braves were losing and losing, and
when just when you thought that the losing couldn't get worse,
they lost again, I came on this pod and I
still talked about baseball every single week. So now it's
time for you to knuckle up and take your shitty
fucking team and watch your season.
Speaker 1: They are, they have been thus far, a shitty fucking team.
In fact, they are one of the shittiest teams. The
only reason that they're not the shittiest team is because
the Mets exist.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is fucking funny.
Speaker 1: And what a horrible, horrible team. I mean, the Red
Sox are doing better than the Mets like this is
I mean, we're really bottom of the barrel. I don't
know what's going on. I don't know what's going on
our pitching. When the hitten is hitting, the pitching is not.
And when the pitches are great, the hitting's not. We
can't really find the mojo here. Everyone just needs to
fucking figure it out. All Star break is soon, so
I'm hoping maybe we get some raw raw after that,
you know the boys takes. Yeah, you know, we're coming
off there on the All Star break.
Speaker 2: We got like fifty more days, so they all start, Oh.
Speaker 1: We got you know, it's right around the corner of
the All Star break. And then August is when it
really all matters, and and and our record by August
will surely be over five hundred.
Speaker 2: Bro thought he was gonna win the NL East this
year with auto kemp and left field.
Speaker 1: I don't camp got sent just he just got sent
back to Triple A. We got fucking Felix on our team.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh raise Felix.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just got called up
and he hit a home run in his first game,
and then he did yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, It's just it's a hard start. Okay. It's
like the underdog story that everyone's been looking for. The
Philadelphia Phillies are the underdog team of the Nation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what sucks really with your lineup is if you
don't hit within the three first if you don't hit
in the first like three batters, your fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we leave it. You know, Trade Turner has
his moments. Kyle will hit something and he's not running,
so like hopefully he you.
Speaker 2: Know, your first three batters on your lineup costs more
than my entire team. Just say.
Speaker 1: You know, Bryce Harper is always swinging at the first
and second pitch, so that's two outspie default, and then
you gotta hope for the best on the third and.
Speaker 2: Then he's got he's got exit velocity boost when he's
down two.
Speaker 1: Pitches, sadly never taking advantage of it, you know, but
you know we will, uh, and we don't have to
talk about our series. I mean that was a warm
up series absolutely, oh just and like practice series. The
real series is gonna you know, we'll talk about that
next week, which the Phillies will.
Speaker 2: Win, dude, I mean we swept the Phillies like it
was nothing, like just took a game from us.
Speaker 1: We were at your home, we.
Speaker 2: Were at Citizen Bank Park at your house.
Speaker 1: We lose, dude, this season we lose the most at
our house. We actually do better away, which is why
we're gonna win the next series.
Speaker 2: You faced the N East leaders and you put Auto
Kemp in the left field. You are nuts.
Speaker 1: I don't make the decisions. I just watched the games.
Speaker 2: M Luna, Phil Waller in General, Miguel Ortiz, Philip Griffith,
Griffin Green, give me a pork roll, egg and case
on a Kaiser, Richard bun.
Speaker 1: Me and Gen's gonna sue you for whatever the fuck
that just was.
Speaker 2: Jacob Foster, Scott Kramer, look at my man buff bagwell
with the lips.
Speaker 1: That's what Vince was trying to get at on this episode.
Speaker 2: Michael s the Silent Night Swampman, Sam Inks Monster for
twenty McKenna Middlebrook, No yay, Eric Sheldon WCW Crush Hour
with Mike Awesome's seventies bus and his special move is
launching the natural Born Thrillers like a catapult at the
at the w at the Wad, Jackson Zuber, Cody Diego,
Molina All Dick Al Wilson.
Speaker 1: I mean he got Don Marie.
Speaker 2: Good for him, Oscar Timbalay giving mel Yamasha the god
run in pro wrestling sim give her all the fucking belts.
Did you know? Do you realize? Do you realize something?
The Rock has a new chip Dip. It's called Dip
Doug Watt Johnson, Wow, that'd be awesome. Colton forty five,
Nike Alonzo, the ogre iiO of jacking off, Doctor Mantis,
Toboggan m D. Yeah, you're a real doctor. He's a
real Toboggan, totally the real Poodie Pie Tyler James tied
to the soft five Shotgun chair Rick to blow his
shit smooth off. If you can't sit through stupor starring
Dave Bastita, that motherfucker is not real.
Speaker 1: James would watch it if he could find it or
knew what it was.
Speaker 2: My steak is too, Dick, and my lobster is to Judson,
Mike Oxwall cs l he O d Adrian dog Penis.
Speaker 1: That's gonna say. There's a lot of AliOS on the
fucking Patriary lately, but that one's nuts. Your last name
is dog Penis.
Speaker 2: Teddy Baar, the Blueprint, John Davis, Oh, welcome back, Sosco.
Greg mud Bray to Jerry The long Way, Look.
Speaker 1: At my mate to Jerry in the long Way.
Speaker 2: Andrew ref Schneider top Rope, Shattered Dreams, Huge Pop.
Speaker 1: Wow, how the fuck is that? That'd be insane?
Speaker 2: You're calling your spot too.
Speaker 1: I like it. Oh maybe like what if like RVD
went for split Leg Moon Salt and they cut him off,
so he just sit up there and you just run
up and kick him with the balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you can move his legs out like
you were doing like the Brainbuster, right, and then just
on headfirst and big boot balls.
Speaker 1: Guess yeah, you know what? Yeah, I think we got
something here.
Speaker 2: Paul Watson stealed shield. Jared Hughes the Consortium was me.
Speaker 1: It was not kidding. Texture, he sucks ass.
Speaker 2: Brandon Bethune Morgan, Emma Glenn, Jake Rossini, Bright, Cody harry Son,
Frank Segura, Justin Smith. Before I watched the Saws movies
for the first time, let me see this new episode
of Deadlock that definitely has no spoilers.
Speaker 1: Why would it?
Speaker 2: Why would it? Is a great answer. B. M. Chills Taylor,
just kill big Abe Lincoln guy on the penny call me.
John E.
Speaker 1: Wilkes book really helped me out there.
Speaker 2: Fuck the Phillies, Fuck the Braves. Whoa, let's go Red
Sox man. I hate to tell you, buddy, some are
calling the Red Sox the fucking al Phillies.
Speaker 1: Can you stop? I'm going to I'm taking a devit
my parents to see the Socks versus the Phillies. Uh
in the Gamma who can't care less?
Speaker 2: They have a mint off Scott Hall with Rhino would.
Speaker 1: Be like you want to gor, I'm not losing of
that ship. Y.
Speaker 2: You gotta be kidding me. You're a.
Speaker 1: You can't even spell.
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Miguel educated Marine Colt saying, what's up you sandwiches? Like
macho tea, let's.
Speaker 1: Up you sandwiches today?
Speaker 2: Who just pooped my pants?
Speaker 1: Dude? I'm always asking that I don't have an answer.
Speaker 2: Uh, dude, I think I just had a stroke. Fifteen
dollars Tier Jr. Lost his penis so he had to
chase his Richard Son.
Speaker 1: I don't understand that one.
Speaker 2: Matthew Dylan Troll. Yeah, yeah, try Jimmy Hart's energy drink
and I shit blood.
Speaker 1: For a year. Yeah, man, stop doing that. You keep
telling us that you keep doing this. It also hasn't
been a year since the last time you told us
this money.
Speaker 2: An bag pimping. Yeah, the goon maker, Casodby O Sodby
Hunty scrunty.
Speaker 1: Bro can.
Speaker 2: Y'all see how many time I have subbed and when
I first subbed based on my email and Johnny, can
you please send me a deadloaf first?
Speaker 1: Yes we can, and I looked up yours. You've only
signed up twice. I thought it was gonna be like
an egregious amount. Dude, I don't know what the fuck
you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Dick the fiend in a Saint starter jacket.
Speaker 1: Johnson, that's a long middle name.
Speaker 2: Sixty dollars annual, Blake gustafs Son, b I t WP, Yeah, yeah,
one hundred and twenty dollar annual. Jonathan Hazzard, Brody Smith,
Samuel Diaz and still the Patreon champion at seventy seven
seventy Zach Sabers sor I used my inheritance to become
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Speaker 1: Congrats on the fucking run. Congrats on the tattoo. Thank
you for the continued support, my friend. Thank you all
for the continued support. Keep signing up. Because we like
seeing what you got going on. Oh he's getting crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh no, sorry, I was raised by flies.
Speaker 1: Well that is it for the main event, and that
is it for our show. Thank you so much for
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That's patreon dot com slash Deadlock PW. You don't want
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