Speaker 1: Question. Oh, I had it. When people do that, I
Speaker 1: gotta hang out that question. Okay, Quinn with shutting your eyes.
Speaker 2: So the idea is to close your eyes. It's radio
Speaker 2: so I have to describe it. Close your eyes and
Speaker 2: lean your head back, tabak and.
Speaker 3: Go question.
Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Okay, So when you are in prison, yes, and you
Speaker 2: kill someone or you have killed someone, they put a
Speaker 2: little tear, a blue.
Speaker 1: Tear for your eyes.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, but it's right below your eyeball.
Speaker 2: I got right on your high cheek.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Does it matter if it's on the left. Here's my question.
Speaker 2: Is it on the left or the right? Is this
Speaker 2: like the old ear ring thing? That's my question. That's
Speaker 2: my question is does it matter if the tear drop?
Speaker 2: And then I guess if you kill someone else you
Speaker 2: get a second tear drop?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was for a number of years
Speaker 4: in prison, you'd add a tear.
Speaker 5: No, the cobwebs on the elbow, on the elbow, yes,
Speaker 5: that's an indicator of doing time too, because you're sitting
Speaker 5: with your head and your elbow, you know, like that,
Speaker 5: and just gathering cobwebs.
Speaker 2: So do you you don't know whether it's left Okay,
Speaker 2: that's why maybe there is no difference. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, all right.
Speaker 5: I do know that there's a lot of people with
Speaker 5: tear drops on their cheek, yes, now see it. I'm like,
Speaker 5: there's like wrappers and stuff post malone cat.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I think I'm the right.
Speaker 4: The tier is a sad one for victims, and the
Speaker 4: other one on the left is people that needed killing.
Speaker 5: How do you know how to phrase It's one of
Speaker 5: the greatest lives of all time? He needed killing two
Speaker 5: people over here to how do I even phrase this
Speaker 5: to the Google machine?
Speaker 3: Oh, without having Homeland Security coming in?
Speaker 2: No. No, I think it's so general that I think
Speaker 2: you can do it. All right, let's go, let's we'll
Speaker 2: figure it out through the show. Mike, what brought that up?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 3: What brought that up?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 2: I cut my cheek at the hot at the part
Speaker 2: today and it little blood kind of formed a little
Speaker 2: tear drop. And I was at the gym and I
Speaker 2: was looking in the mirror. I was I was doing
Speaker 2: shoulder shrugs at the jos.
Speaker 1: Room, yell at you taking the lavenderweightst You.
Speaker 4: Didn't want one of the guys at the gym to
Speaker 4: see the left tatsoo, which means meet me in the shower.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm well, no, that's not what I thought, David.
Speaker 2: But I had the little thing and it looks like
Speaker 2: a tear drop. It was on the right side, and
Speaker 2: I went, I always see these tear drop murder tear
Speaker 2: drops on the left side, and I wonder if that indicates, okay,
Speaker 2: something else. So that's where it came from. It does
Speaker 2: whoa whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa. Dame's not too far off.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, no way, no way, no way.
Speaker 5: A right tear drop can symbolize a life taken, especially
Speaker 5: in gang culture.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel I feel better, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the left tear drop tattoo can represent a profound loss,
Speaker 5: such as a left death of a.
Speaker 2: Loved one, so that nothing necessarily mean murder. She wrote, uh.
Speaker 3: Needed so needed killing.
Speaker 5: Once you see people with face tattoos, the first thing
Speaker 5: I think is, uh, gosh, I wonder which bank he's
Speaker 5: president of.
Speaker 2: No, you don't even have to state president. I wonder
Speaker 2: what bank you work on? Uh?
Speaker 6: All right, so, Mike Braun, I'm Mike Mike bron Company
Speaker 6: of Indiana. Yesterday he said, you know if you're a
Speaker 6: state worker, you're coming back to the office.
Speaker 1: Ah, Mike Brod.
Speaker 2: I'll give your tell, April, I give your April. You're
Speaker 2: coming back to the office. Wow, it's like Mike Braun's
Speaker 2: in he ado. That's incredible, dude, it is incredible.
Speaker 1: Hey, way to go, Mike Broun.
Speaker 2: Basically, yeah, I don't. I think that's going to become
Speaker 2: the norm here in the next time.
Speaker 1: You remember the federal statistic that we put out.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, like federal workers. If you take out.
Speaker 1: Like ten percent of we're shown up to the office.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you took out security and rangers like at
Speaker 2: forestries and stuff, then it was like ninety it was
Speaker 2: nine out of ten work from home. And I think
Speaker 2: that's probably going to change. You have all these government
Speaker 2: buildings that are empty. Right, people are militant about staying home.
Speaker 2: Like I said, they're birthright suddenly.
Speaker 5: And what's crazy the three of us, this show is
Speaker 5: one week in the COVID.
Speaker 1: We were saying, just let us go back. We'll be
Speaker 1: the only show, will be the only show in the studio.
Speaker 1: Every other show wanted to broadcast from home, and we
Speaker 1: were separated by glass and well, here was the kicker.
Speaker 5: Then you Dave, who was in the building producing, you
Speaker 5: would come and do the afternoon show.
Speaker 1: So all three of us were together every day.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it was a nightmare, a high. We do it.
Speaker 2: How do you go through something? You go I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it again.
Speaker 5: Sometimes on Facebook you only get these Facebook memories, and
Speaker 5: I'll get I'll get memories of us being at my
Speaker 5: house or your house.
Speaker 1: This just it makes me stick about stomach.
Speaker 2: Sick to my stomach. I think that's why when they
Speaker 2: make the COVID movies in ten years or fifteen years,
Speaker 2: because the kids won't remember it, and these are directors
Speaker 2: that want to relive. I will be the people that
Speaker 2: were older that that will be like, yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: watching now lift through it. I know I have no desire,
Speaker 2: all right. Developers plan to transform more than one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty acres in south Side, a project meant to
Speaker 2: handle masses, masses, massive amounts of data. These are the
Speaker 2: data centers that are being built all over the country.
Speaker 2: This is going to be the campus on Campground Road.
Speaker 2: Do you know where that is?
Speaker 5: I need a mining facility for my crypto Well.
Speaker 2: That's part of this. So this is the Google. This
Speaker 2: is Google.
Speaker 3: If you work there, you could go to Mike Lennox
Speaker 3: for lunch.
Speaker 2: Right campground Road west Shively. Where do you know where
Speaker 2: that you're south?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 2: Where is it for everybody? Great shot?
Speaker 4: By the way, it is Mike Lennings one hundred first
Speaker 4: season opening.
Speaker 5: So they're officially one hundred years old there, yes, no one, no,
Speaker 5: there's a difference between being one hundred and one and
Speaker 5: going into one hundred first season.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the important part of what this is going
Speaker 2: to happen. The construction workers that will take to place
Speaker 2: to build this place in the South End. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be about a thousand construction workers. They'll need to build
Speaker 2: this thing.
Speaker 5: Just like if we got a thousand Indians, a thousand
Speaker 5: policemen and a thousand horley riders. We have a thousand
Speaker 5: village people groups.
Speaker 3: Who it does take a village to raise a building.
Speaker 1: Hit my dingy, would you that's a dollar out? That's
Speaker 1: a dollar out?
Speaker 3: Or anamous guy half a dingy?
Speaker 2: All right, So the important thing is it's going to
Speaker 2: be a thousand people to build this. But once it's built,
Speaker 2: how many people do you think in this gigantic facility
Speaker 2: that will that will use the amount of electricity that
Speaker 2: all of Louisville needs in a day. How much do
Speaker 2: you think? How many people do you think work in
Speaker 2: said gigantic data center?
Speaker 3: Be ten nerds?
Speaker 2: Know that you're exactly right, it'll be ten people. And
Speaker 2: most times if there are two data centers close together,
Speaker 2: ten of them work both both of them, so five each. Basically,
Speaker 2: so you've got five to ten workers and a giant
Speaker 2: data center cost a billion dollars to build, which is
Speaker 2: great for us in Kentucky. The construction workers will make
Speaker 2: some money for a year and a half, but in
Speaker 2: the long run, no one will work there. It's not
Speaker 2: like ge or Kentucky Harvester or someone else building a
Speaker 2: huge facility and you think this is great. We're going
Speaker 2: to employ a bunch of people. No, you're not. You're
Speaker 2: going to use a lot of electricity, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: is going to be an issue. You have to choose
Speaker 2: between your electric car or these data centers.
Speaker 3: I guess we need a lot more windmills.
Speaker 2: It's stop laughing, Stop laughing, stop laughing. But these data
Speaker 2: centers are going to take all the electricity that we
Speaker 2: need to Actually, I don't know Can I just run
Speaker 2: our houses?
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you how ignorant you are, how
Speaker 1: ignorant you sound right now?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: How am I supposed to use my cryptocurrency to buy
Speaker 5: my Tesla without these data centers?
Speaker 2: And I know you're right.
Speaker 3: You have to sell your NFTs.
Speaker 1: Any problem never never ever well sell my.
Speaker 2: Ft Louisville Boat Rvsports show dot Com. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: there now. Save a couple of bucks on the ticket.
Speaker 2: It is Wednesday, Yeah, Wednesday is when will be out there.
Speaker 2: It goes Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. But every boat,
Speaker 2: every RV, every vacation cabin place will be out there,
Speaker 2: so you can kind of walk around. I think Jackie
Speaker 2: and I are going to do that. Look for places
Speaker 2: out in eastern Kentucky or western Kentucky we can go
Speaker 2: and get a cabin and hang out for the weekend
Speaker 2: or something like that. Getaways just what we're looking at.
Speaker 5: So these, for lack of a better term, RVs that
Speaker 5: you can go in. Some of them just look like
Speaker 5: tour buses and they are absolutely gorgeous, like I would.
Speaker 2: Where you push a button once you park, you push
Speaker 2: the button. Yeah, and the side of it goes out
Speaker 2: and now you have a living room. Right, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw one.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if they'll have it here. But underneath
Speaker 4: you can drive a Mini Cooper up and into it.
Speaker 2: I saw.
Speaker 3: So you have a car with you.
Speaker 2: You have it's in the back, so instead of instead
Speaker 2: of pulling it, you load it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But part of the fun I have one of those
Speaker 5: tour bus houses is just be sitting around. Go hey, honey,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna drive the house up the doggers VP and
Speaker 5: get us some fried chicken.
Speaker 1: I'll be right back.
Speaker 4: No, you have to look longingly out the window because
Speaker 4: it's your it's your third stop in three days.
Speaker 3: It's midnight.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't really care about what car drive really,
Speaker 2: I mean point A to point B for the most part. Older,
Speaker 2: I get a like heated steering wheels, but.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I love heated and the heated butt.
Speaker 2: It's so But I wouldn't, sorry, if anybody owns one
Speaker 2: of these, I just couldn't drive a Mini Cooper. I
Speaker 2: just couldn't do it. If it was ad meant my
Speaker 2: family could have more money whatever for whatever, Yes, of course,
Speaker 2: if I it was a deal.
Speaker 4: But no, Meker runs are pretty good. The work worse
Speaker 4: than that. So one one time, when I was in
Speaker 4: a little fender bender, I got a loaner car and.
Speaker 2: They gave me a meanie Cooper, a petty cruiser Woodie.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, lumpy ruther of Oh.
Speaker 3: I got a design. I got the glasses with the
Speaker 3: nose on it.
Speaker 2: No one that drove those wasn't weird.
Speaker 3: They have a club.
Speaker 5: What about the remember the what was the car that?
Speaker 5: It was like a big cube? Remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the Hamsters did the commercial and the window
Speaker 2: went from like the side all the way around to
Speaker 2: the back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can go with that.
Speaker 1: You could go it is you can go with somebody
Speaker 1: walk on a car. I go, look, I want to
Speaker 1: buy a new car.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't Hampsters. It was Guinea pigs.
Speaker 1: What about a new car?
Speaker 3: But I want to know, asked Richard Gear.
Speaker 5: Completely ridiculous when I'm driving down the road. We got
Speaker 5: just the thing for you, mister Whitten.
Speaker 2: And the Hamsters or other guinea picks had bucket hats on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like sunglasses.
Speaker 2: You can get.
Speaker 3: What is so you could get that was the key
Speaker 3: of soul.
Speaker 4: There's another car that was more cube like and can
Speaker 4: it might have just been called the Cube.
Speaker 2: I wonder. I wonder in the pitch when they do
Speaker 2: the commercial and you have all the big wigs from
Speaker 2: the car manufacturing place and then you have hamsters as
Speaker 2: people with bucket hats and it's you could get what
Speaker 2: is and you can go And they're driving the truck.
Speaker 2: The commercial stops and the ad agency looks at him
Speaker 2: and goes, huh, you could go with it?
Speaker 6: You go with it?
Speaker 5: Ah, Dave Jennings is right. It's called the Nissan Cube,
Speaker 5: all right. It came out in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: No offense, man, But what you drive sometimes can tell
Speaker 2: you who you are.
Speaker 1: If you drive a hum Vy.
Speaker 5: Dude, that's why I drive a brown Probe how business
Speaker 5: clean version?
Speaker 2: Mini van? Uh Humvy?
Speaker 1: Get with that?
Speaker 2: It can? It can say? Your car can say a
Speaker 2: lot about you. Uh the little Mini Cooper. I tell
Speaker 2: you this. If you see one of those little tiny
Speaker 2: Suparo wagons, how is that person voting? Oh no, I'm asking.
Speaker 2: I'm asking a question. Answer the question.
Speaker 3: And he's got an earring in the right ear.
Speaker 2: How does No, that's not necessary too. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: I will tell you that if you drive a super
Speaker 2: how does they vote? How do they vote?
Speaker 1: Well, I won't answer that question, but I will say
Speaker 1: why not. I will say every evening they returned to
Speaker 1: their home in the Highlands and then they Uh. I
Speaker 1: will tell you.
Speaker 2: This, but first of all, that person listens to public radio.
Speaker 1: Yes, I will tell you this though. When that person,
Speaker 1: I will tell you that when that person was driving
Speaker 1: home from the Little of Fair and got their cars great,
Speaker 1: they were able to get that fixed at the simple
Speaker 1: body shop dot com.
Speaker 2: I mean, super wo knows Democrats drive super Woos.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's just the bottom line, of course. Okay, nobody voted
Speaker 2: for Trump that has a super Woo station wagon.
Speaker 1: I promised.
Speaker 2: That's the truth.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Does it make you bad or good?
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, does the super rue calm stock with
Speaker 5: a coexist bumper stick or is that something that you have.
Speaker 1: To pray to put on there?
Speaker 4: If you okay, if you look in the fine print
Speaker 4: at the bottom of those bumper stickers that says coexist.
Speaker 3: As long as you agree with me, Right, what's the other.
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 2: I't even get the coexist bumper stickers.
Speaker 1: I don't even know, all right, So uh, this comes.
Speaker 2: What's the other bumper sticker?
Speaker 4: They have?
Speaker 2: Co exists, Peter, co exist? Uh huh think globally.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 4: Okay, means you're well rounded.
Speaker 2: Look, if you're a super driver, you're going it's pretty much.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 4: They're listening to listen to public after seeing this commercial again.
Speaker 4: I love this hamster commercial or gurbil commercial.
Speaker 1: It's awesome to louve a public radio.
Speaker 2: It's Tony Dryden.
Speaker 3: Dave Today on the show.
Speaker 2: That's not true. It's very good jobs over there, something
Speaker 2: that those are very talented jocks. Something they have a
Speaker 2: different view. But since it's public radio, it seems like
Speaker 2: they only do one side.
Speaker 1: And luckily your tax dollars are the ones paying.
Speaker 2: For No, that's not true. It's a very small amount
Speaker 2: of tax dollars.
Speaker 3: That's what they want you to leave.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So, uh Tony is drinking the kool aid.
Speaker 3: All right, he is getting better though.
Speaker 2: I bet we all have friends over there. I'm trying
Speaker 2: not to upset that. I bet all right.
Speaker 1: I bet he doesn't have a co exist bumper stick
Speaker 1: Would you like a baby with locks?
Speaker 2: Please? All right, can you do the joke?
Speaker 1: I can do the joke of today not dying and
Speaker 1: going to heaven.
Speaker 2: That's no joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a promise right there.
Speaker 1: Right here we will, here we go. Okay, I need
Speaker 1: immunity music. Hey fellows man died and he went to heaven.
Speaker 1: So who do you think the first the death part?
Speaker 5: But who's the first guy you see for? That's right,
Speaker 5: Saint Peter says, okay, look, before you meet with Jesus,
Speaker 5: I should tell you, well, we've looked over your life
Speaker 5: and we honestly don't know what to do with you.
Speaker 1: You're not particularly good, but you're not particularly bad. You're
Speaker 1: just you're just there.
Speaker 5: Can you tell us something that might help us make
Speaker 5: a decision. That's when the newly arrived soul said, well, yeah,
Speaker 5: once I was driving down Hurstbourne Lane, God was from
Speaker 5: East n Hersborn Lane.
Speaker 1: I saw this little old lady.
Speaker 5: She was being harassed by this group of bikers, big
Speaker 5: mean bikers.
Speaker 1: See what that's what I know.
Speaker 5: So he pulls over and he sees the leader of
Speaker 5: the biker gang, this big, huge, muscular guy, a ring
Speaker 5: pierced through his lip tattoos. He even had five tears,
Speaker 5: like you said, coming down on his cheek.
Speaker 4: Which which side the bad side side?
Speaker 5: So I parked my Mini Cooper, my SuPAR Roo.
Speaker 1: And I walked up to him.
Speaker 5: I yanked that ring out his lip and I told him,
Speaker 5: I said, you and your gang better stop bobby this
Speaker 5: old lady, or.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to deal with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Saint Peter goes, Wow, that's impressive. When did that happen?
Speaker 5: He goes, that is about three minutes ago.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're talking to NFTs and Jeff Parker sent me this.
Speaker 1: Here's an NFT for you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's the RiverFrogs logo.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do I miss nah?
Speaker 2: Here is either him or somebody else that has the blanket,
Speaker 2: the RiverFrogs blanket. He has it over his couch. Oh
Speaker 2: does he goes every every once in all? In my head,
Speaker 2: I hear in a wrapper didn't swoop?
Speaker 3: So oops, I did it again.
Speaker 4: Tony cut himself shaving today and that got him to
Speaker 4: thinking about prison sex.
Speaker 2: And that's fair enough. I I don't you took it
Speaker 2: to prison sex. I took it to prison murder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, tomato tomato.
Speaker 4: Uh so. BuzzFeed asked their readers, what is the dumbest
Speaker 4: way you've ever injured yourself?
Speaker 5: Oh, fingers shutting my garage door highway?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I I was chewing on a pan.
Speaker 2: This was the last time. Remember I was famous for
Speaker 2: chewing on pins. People would leave labels on that these
Speaker 2: are venetties choose pan. Chewed pan. That was me because yo,
Speaker 2: you know the you know the cup, These are venetties choose.
Speaker 1: In the studio.
Speaker 5: You had to write on the log you know what
Speaker 5: you play back on the stone age and every one
Speaker 5: you got was just gross because he's got to put.
Speaker 2: The last day, I chewed on pans the top broken
Speaker 2: half and it stabbed me in the eye. And today
Speaker 2: if I look into two lights, you know how you
Speaker 2: see like little amivas, it look like amibas, like floating
Speaker 2: in the air. That's the scratch on my cornea or
Speaker 2: from that, or it could be an amba paramesum.
Speaker 1: A flesh eating per.
Speaker 4: I closed the trunk of my van onto my forehead.
Speaker 4: It was the side as not the back, so it
Speaker 4: caused a wound going from my hairline to above one eyebrow.
Speaker 4: Weird thing. It didn't hurt. I was just worried about
Speaker 4: getting my groceries in the fridge. Now I have a
Speaker 4: four inch vertical scar on my forehead.
Speaker 2: Good stories, yeah, uh so after we grow hair, Indy,
Speaker 2: they're like, look, don't run your head into anything, like
Speaker 2: don't you know, try to sleep sitting up, but don't
Speaker 2: don't do something by accident to hit or damage the area. Right,
Speaker 2: So I look, I walked downstairs to get the laundry
Speaker 2: and I looked at a pipe and to the right,
Speaker 2: and I went, nope, I was gonna run into you,
Speaker 2: and then turned left bam right into the stairs.
Speaker 3: This wasn't an injury, but it was gross.
Speaker 5: I used to dip tobacco, you know, and I would
Speaker 5: take a little starfall.
Speaker 2: The evergreen smell. Yeah, I was a bit in evergreens.
Speaker 1: And so in the eighties, the eighties, I walked into it.
Speaker 5: I worked at a truck shop, okay, and I was
Speaker 5: spitting one of these star phone cups coffee cups, you know,
Speaker 5: and when I.
Speaker 2: Was don't, don't don't.
Speaker 1: So you had to put oil in the trucks these diesels,
Speaker 1: you know, so I have to you reach up to
Speaker 1: the they were like a pneumatic from hung from the
Speaker 1: cell and you had to reach up and pull them
Speaker 1: you lift.
Speaker 5: Well, what happened was I put the dip cup in
Speaker 5: my mouth so I could use both hands.
Speaker 2: Looked up.
Speaker 1: All of that dip juice went right down my throat.
Speaker 3: It's better than Stiffler's solo cup.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weirdest way as people hurt them say.
Speaker 4: I don't know why. I was throwing a small watermelon
Speaker 4: up and down. I missed and it landed on my
Speaker 4: head and gave me a concussion.
Speaker 1: I guess that could happen. And they're pretty heavy, man,
Speaker 1: I did that, you did?
Speaker 2: I threw a big wheel in the air.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait a minute, it's not landing on
Speaker 2: the bunk.
Speaker 4: I was singing part of Your World at a Disney
Speaker 4: karaoke night. I was doing little princess hops while singing
Speaker 4: and snapped my acl. I fell to the ground and
Speaker 4: finished the song as a mermaid on the floor. Then
Speaker 4: asked over the mic for the bar to get me
Speaker 4: a bag of ice. I'm a bartender at a neighboring
Speaker 4: bar and I still get teased three years later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that happens. I've walked off stage several times,
Speaker 2: like backed out because I was talking, and sometimes I
Speaker 2: walk backwards when I'm talking on stage. And I didn't
Speaker 2: know the Thunderdome where the floor was conquered. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: just I And that was a high stage. That was
Speaker 2: like really yeah, And I went bunk right on my
Speaker 2: back and by the way, continued to talk from the
Speaker 2: back from the floor.
Speaker 3: That is dedications.
Speaker 2: That's wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then did you say when you got up, did
Speaker 1: you go te da?
Speaker 4: I tried to park or remember that thing where people
Speaker 4: would try to like take direct routes hop over fences
Speaker 4: and cars.
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dumbest sport or exercise.
Speaker 1: You would not walk, you would just jump from like
Speaker 1: we didn't bring that.
Speaker 2: Back, so dumb, we need to bring that back.
Speaker 4: So I tried to park or over my old wooden fence.
Speaker 4: After placing a worm on my sister's arm while gardening,
Speaker 4: she then chased me around the backyard with said worm.
Speaker 4: I got a nasty gash and bruised. And this was recent.
Speaker 4: We're both in our twenties.
Speaker 2: Wait, she was.
Speaker 1: Chasing you with a worm.
Speaker 4: Because she didn't get over the fence she smacked into
Speaker 4: it and then couldn't escape.
Speaker 2: What he was chasing her with the worm or the
Speaker 2: other way put her on.
Speaker 4: One girl tried to get away and hop over the fence, missed.
Speaker 4: She and the sister terrorized her with the worm.
Speaker 1: She was chasing him with the worm. What kind of
Speaker 1: dude is scared of a?
Speaker 2: I better know what carry drives super.
Speaker 5: And it says he's got coexist peta. And then right
Speaker 5: in the middle of a bumper sticker that says worms
Speaker 5: ew save the worms.
Speaker 1: Save the worm.
Speaker 3: I had just mopped and waxed the floor.
Speaker 4: While waiting for my mom to come home, I decided
Speaker 4: to try the Tom Cruise risky business slide.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I like it.
Speaker 4: When I did, I didn't stop and slid into a
Speaker 4: corner dope door post and busted my lip open.
Speaker 1: Good, I'll teach you to do stupid Tom Cruise movie.
Speaker 4: Mom wasn't happy taking me to the e R after all.
Speaker 2: Right, that is my sacred that's my second least favorite
Speaker 2: song or hate song.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's my second.
Speaker 2: That song my first to rock and roll in my pocket.
Speaker 5: Old Tom rock and roll was banned at my wedding reception,
Speaker 5: so was we are family?
Speaker 2: Come on in our family? I got all my sisters
Speaker 2: and me. Yeah, that's still lie.
Speaker 5: Hey, I can't help but notice that your family has
Speaker 5: a bunch of sisters.
Speaker 1: Maybe they could like to get with me.
Speaker 4: Perhaps perhaps for me Mustang Sally as a walk out
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mustang Sally or Devil with the Blue Dress on
Speaker 2: play that song. I'm like, I can't.
Speaker 4: You're pretty much telling people don't go see Caribou, stop
Speaker 4: picking tell their songs. He's not wrong killing them. Play
Speaker 4: they play those two songs a lot.
Speaker 1: What it's they play?
Speaker 5: They have a catalog you see, of thousands of songs
Speaker 5: and can.
Speaker 2: I just want them have a boy that's on the forest?
Speaker 2: I thought I saw him on TV.
Speaker 1: The the Keeling family is rich in serving this community.
Speaker 4: I was renting a basement mother in law unit from
Speaker 4: my mom. One morning, after visiting with her, I opened
Speaker 4: the door to go downstairs, not realizing she'd set my
Speaker 4: nine by thirteen Pyrex disc she borrowed on the top step.
Speaker 4: It was dark, and my first step went right into
Speaker 4: the dish who which immediately began moving. I attempted to
Speaker 4: step over the dish with my left foot, but the
Speaker 4: dish kept on moving and I rode the thing to
Speaker 4: the bottom, all while sitting on my crumpled ankle, which
Speaker 4: was wedged into the dish. I was in an air
Speaker 4: boot for the next eight weeks.
Speaker 1: Can't say something about the airboot thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a family trip to Cabo Saint Luca's
Speaker 5: plan for Susan's birthday a few summers ago. Yes, and
Speaker 5: about a week before somehow she breaks her foot.
Speaker 2: On the treadmill. No, I thought she was playing tennis.
Speaker 1: Now you just running on the treadmill. So she's got
Speaker 1: a It was a pretty bad It was really bad.
Speaker 5: So you know how you have an inferior heart, she
Speaker 5: has an inferior left foot.
Speaker 2: Dave, do you understand that this is leaning towards the
Speaker 2: conversation that his wife's health is not nearly as important
Speaker 2: as the trip to Cobbo?
Speaker 3: Who so, go ahead, the inferior left foot, go ahead?
Speaker 1: So she has to wear a boot down to Mexico? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, the whole trip.
Speaker 3: How'd that affect you?
Speaker 1: Well, it was a bit of a I would have
Speaker 1: to wait for her because she couldn't. It was miserable.
Speaker 1: In a nutshell, she made my trip miserable. That's not
Speaker 1: the point.
Speaker 5: The point was when we're going to airplanes, they would
Speaker 5: see her boot and they would usher her right up front.
Speaker 5: And I got to go with her because I was
Speaker 5: her husband. Yeah, so I think I should make her
Speaker 5: wear a boot every time we travel, right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: it's got like the fast pass at Disney exactly.
Speaker 2: Those boots are a miracle for people that have a foot.
Speaker 2: Whoever came up with that idea is fantastic.
Speaker 1: It was Frank boot.
Speaker 2: No, you know what.
Speaker 4: Air boots are also good for what getting around and swamps.
Speaker 1: I don't get the reference.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Hey, hey Tony, I didn't say it, Bill,
Speaker 2: I didn't say it, Hey, Tony. Cariboo plays a lot
Speaker 2: of songs, very good ones they do.
Speaker 3: Dave said it?
Speaker 1: Who said that?
Speaker 2: Keeling Bill?
Speaker 1: Get out of Billy?
Speaker 2: I didn't say it, dude. Yeah, the complement of your son,
Speaker 2: he's really good. Lucky you didn't like you Cariboo, I said,
Speaker 2: they played those two songs.
Speaker 5: You've said it, Sniley, and I said that Cariboo has
Speaker 5: a catalog of thousands.
Speaker 3: Of the Cariboo we do.
Speaker 4: Just some of the songs are on our kryptonite list.
Speaker 4: That's all, not all of them. I'll go to the
Speaker 4: bathroom and get a drink when you're playing those songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it me.
Speaker 1: I got a whole mustage dance watching. Oh so.
Speaker 2: Here's something we can do is we can start a
Speaker 2: GoFundMe to have of Caribou. Never play Mustang Sally again
Speaker 2: and give it to the widows and orphans fund.
Speaker 3: Oh there we go.
Speaker 1: The way you think Mustang Sally.
Speaker 2: No, you don't know, Detroit. You're feeling, you're fooling yourself,
Speaker 2: You're fulling your face.
Speaker 4: This one's gonna hurt. Weird wise people injured themselves. I
Speaker 4: pulled a beef skewer straight from the fondue pot and
Speaker 4: put it in my mouth. Oh no, I shoved the
Speaker 4: whole piece of beef into my mouth and wrapped my
Speaker 4: lips around the metal skewer. I lost several layers of
Speaker 4: skin on my tongue in the roof of my mouth.
Speaker 4: My lips bubbled and blistered. Because of the swelling, I
Speaker 4: couldn't talk for the rest of the day. Because of
Speaker 4: the pain, I couldn't eat salad food for the next
Speaker 4: two days, and because my taste budge were all singed off. No,
Speaker 4: I couldn't taste anything for a week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what you get for eating fon.
Speaker 2: Dude, that's exactly right. That the dumbest thing.
Speaker 5: I would like to order food, but could you not
Speaker 5: cook it? And could everybody put their germy ass stick
Speaker 5: in this pot?
Speaker 2: There is a well, it's not going to be Germany
Speaker 2: because water, it's not gonna be germs. But there's a
Speaker 2: restaurant will not name it that does that. That's what's
Speaker 2: that's all they do. And I ate there once. It's
Speaker 2: not the fun fond Hut, but they know it was
Speaker 2: very I thought it was very I thought it was
Speaker 2: a little too expensive for the fact that I'm cooking
Speaker 2: my own food. So they bring you a plate of
Speaker 2: raw meat and it's cut up into little squares, yeah,
Speaker 2: chicken or steak, and then you stab it and then
Speaker 2: you put it in your flavored water. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, I should be like peanut. They're like, you
Speaker 2: have to wait three minutes, and I'm like what. And
Speaker 2: then I got one little tiny bite and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm starving. Why stab the other piece and had it
Speaker 2: in the litter and wait three minutes? What it's a
Speaker 2: ton of money. It's a ton of money. I was like,
Speaker 2: what is going on now? That place has been open
Speaker 2: forever and it's always packed, so people love it.
Speaker 1: The fond Hut.
Speaker 4: There was a weird, weird steakhouse concept in Tallahassee when
Speaker 4: I was in school. It was a steakhouse and you'd order,
Speaker 4: they'd say, you can save three bucks if you want
Speaker 4: to cook it yourself. They had these cooking stations. Yes,
Speaker 4: they bring you the raw meat and you could cook
Speaker 4: it yourself.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't mind doing that.
Speaker 4: Oh, why are you going to the restaurant, then do
Speaker 4: that in your backyard for real, dog?
Speaker 5: What was the joint they did like a stir fry
Speaker 5: and you picked your own ingredients.
Speaker 1: Remember that joint?
Speaker 3: Oh that was pretty good though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: Play sta again.
Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it.
Speaker 5: Some kind of a joint where you you went and
Speaker 5: you picked out all your ingredients yourself, like at the
Speaker 5: volume amount, like loaded up with steak.
Speaker 1: Then you go the eggs and all, and then they
Speaker 1: stir fried it for you. You just give them all
Speaker 1: the ingredients and they and they did the flipping thing.
Speaker 2: I do miss the You go through the line, cafeteria line.
Speaker 2: You get your jell o, you get your brownie, you
Speaker 2: pick out the steak. But you when you order your steak,
Speaker 2: they give you a little triangle a you know, a ARB,
Speaker 2: C D whatever, and then they brought you your steak
Speaker 2: right off the grill as soon as it was ready.
Speaker 2: That's how it was the cow Palace as the Cow
Speaker 2: Palace or Ponderosa was.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, all your fancier steak joints are like a cafeteria.
Speaker 4: One more in this one's kind of take no Jeff
Speaker 4: Ruby's Oh this one's kind of gross weird. Do est
Speaker 4: people hurt themselves. I didn't know I had a cut
Speaker 4: on my toe. I cleaned the litter box and got
Speaker 4: dirty litter in my foot. I had no idea. I
Speaker 4: got litter in my foot infection, my toe swelled up.
Speaker 4: I got sick as hell. Antibiotics didn't help.
Speaker 3: Nope.
Speaker 4: I ended up in the hospital with mursa yep.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: A pediatrist found the numbed my foot do I no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: and dug around it because they could see on the
Speaker 4: MRI that something.
Speaker 3: Was in there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Once the litter was removed, the antibiotics finally did their
Speaker 4: thing and kicked the infection away.
Speaker 3: Now, yes, always wear shoes when cleaning a litter box.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what I'm saying, And this is twenty five
Speaker 2: years ago. Don't know a guy that had a little
Speaker 2: cut on his big toe and he was walking around
Speaker 2: the hotel room without his socks and he caught something
Speaker 2: from the hotel ruggie was like one of those thicker
Speaker 2: kind of shag rugs. Again twenty five years ago. But
Speaker 2: they were like the doctor was like, there's a chance
Speaker 2: we have to take your toe dude, because this is
Speaker 2: pretty bad.
Speaker 4: Oh, I told you what told you to wear socks
Speaker 4: and then it was this big toe so you didn't
Speaker 4: have any balance.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they had to remove his nose and make
Speaker 5: his nose a toe and everybody caught him nose foot.
Speaker 2: I thought you're going to do a stupid toe truck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, story is there?
Speaker 4: Speaking of animals, Jeffers an Animal hospital.
Speaker 5: Jeffer's an Animal hospital. I love you, Thank you so
Speaker 5: much for all that you do for our little ones.
Speaker 1: Listen to this.
Speaker 5: Did you know that your dog your cat could save
Speaker 5: another dog or cat's life? Talking about donating blood? They
Speaker 5: could donate blood, thank you, Mittens? Was that Mittens or Skittles? Skittles?
Speaker 3: No, it was Mittens Mittens.
Speaker 1: Oh there she is.
Speaker 5: Uh, listen, your dog your cat can save lives. Did
Speaker 5: you know they can give blood just like you and
Speaker 5: I do. That's right, they can. If your dog's over
Speaker 5: fifty pounds and your cat's over ten pounds, they may
Speaker 5: qualify it to be a pet blood donor, where every
Speaker 5: donation can save up to four to six pets lives
Speaker 5: plus just benefits for your pets.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. If they're a blood donor includes regular examinations,
Speaker 1: blood work, vaccines, all at Jefferson Animal Hospital. On the
Speaker 1: outer loop. For more information on how your dog.
Speaker 5: Or cat can save other dogs or cats lives, called
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