Speaker 1: All right, mister muss.
Speaker 2: We got a list of trailers here. We got mister
Mattie Saggs, our great patreon, who was asking us to
rank them in uh, his his usual order of excitement.
But yeah, and anyone's that really caught your fancy here?
Was it a weaker batch of trailers than we that
we normally get. Maybe that's how I felt a little bit.
Speaker 3: But this is a week This is a week batch
capital w for you. The fact that Daredevil is also
a trailer that I guess is in contention for the ranking.
Speaker 1: We can make that a ranking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the star ingredient here. For the rest of
it is like some moldy cheese.
Speaker 1: And you have your tears.
Speaker 2: You know what you're doing, tearmaker, It's like, hey, this
is my st t here. And then everyone else is
like a couple letter grades below.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I guess the ones we got here,
the Monkey until Dawn, back in Action, the woman in
the yard, heart Eyes. So we got a lot of
like horror thriller kind kind of vibes in the mix here.
I guess I'll start with a monkey. That is one
I think we talked about a trailer about that probably
back in November, maybe it was October. So that's the
next movie from Ozga Perkins, who made Long Legs. Which, yeah,
sometimes I wonder, like, man, some of these directors, they're
just they're just get movies out the door, like someone
like your Ghost Lad, like he just had poor things
then like kinds of Kindness came out like a few
months later, and then he has like his next thing
coming out seeing I think. So it's just crazy with
some of these directors they able to do. But yeah,
I'm I'm pretty excited for this. I think this is
another good trailer for this. I'm I'm excited for the
silly like final destination angle of it. I think that
was my takeaway from the last trailer, So I don't
know if I had a whole lot of new takeaways,
but I like the dialogue, I like the concept. I
think it's just gonna be a fun movie of like
weird rope, Rube Goldberg, death machine things, and like after
watching Long Legs, I'm just so confident in his tone,
his style. There's just there's this a certain essence to
his movies that I think is really special. So yeah,
I'm I'm pretty excited for this one, I think it's
gonna be a good time. If it's not an all
time great, I think I don't think it'll be as
good as Long Legs would be my prediction, but I
still think it'll be just a fun time.
Speaker 4: Nonetheless, Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 2: I feel like initially it just turned me off because
I was just under the assumption I'm like, oh, this
is just gonna be like a gross movie of like
you said, Final Destination, where we just we just get
deaths and brutal kills on screen and those things that
make me squirm. Usually not one to seek those out.
But as the trailer was going on, I definitely found
some dark humor in it.
Speaker 1: I feel like THEO.
Speaker 2: James, the lead, if I'm remembering his name correctly, I
feel like just the way that he was handling certain
situations made me see this as a little bit more
special than just being like a kill fast type movie.
So yeah, definitely one that I will surprise or sorry,
I will admit it surprised me as it went along,
because I think as it started I just kind of
discounted it right away. But yeah, those clowns are fricking creepy, man,
But just the way that some of the deaths would
happen to it. It made me made me think of
have you ever seen a super b rate horror movie
called Rubber where it's rubber a killer rubber.
Speaker 4: Tire, but I've always heard about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's really terrible, it's really really atrocious. But
essentially just that's how kills happened. It just rolls up
and then like someone's head will just blow up and
they just die. And I feel like the way that
the monkey is like actually getting these kills doesn't really
make sense. He just starts a chain like a game
of mouse trap where which is a crazy contraption, and
then ends.
Speaker 1: Up getting a kill done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was a little bit more special than a regular
kill fest movie.
Speaker 1: So yeah, boosted up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Oh god, what's next year? So yeah, ah man back
in action. This is like a oh god, Yeah, it's
like a Netflix classic situation where it's funny. I feel like,
so Netflix, they release a lot of movies and they
always have big stars in them, but often the movies
are just really not good just in general. And I
feel like I was very surprised with It's What's inside
I was like, Oh, this is actually a really great movie.
I really enjoyed this. Maybe they're turning things around. And
I see this trailer, I'm like, oh my god, this
is the most generic thing I've ever seen in my life.
I don't think there's anything I want to watch less
in the world than Back in Action. And the rest
of these trailers are not great. I would gladly watch
any of these things three times. But watching Back in
Action ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this one had that special factor or maybe unspecial
factor of just being very like, oh, this is gonna
be awful, and I feel like maybe it'll be a
movie that I completely forget about after we do this cast.
And then a couple months go by, someone in the
discord is like, oh, yeah, I watched this movie, and
I'll I'll just have a hard time even remember what
it was.
Speaker 4: It's a forgettable name. You will definitely yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what it was.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's very rare for me to enjoy
like a true Netflix original movie. I think Day Shifts,
which of course had Jamie Fox thought that was a
more positive one for me. But yeah, this just definitely
looks generic and just cheesy and not what I'm going
to be seeking out by any means, and yeah, no
as a whole for these trailers, they really didn't do
a whole lot for me. I think this was kind
of the only trailer that wasn't just a horror movie.
And yeah, I'm not really going to be seeking out
any of these, even though I don't know.
Speaker 1: They didn't look awful. This one was the worst of.
Speaker 2: The bunch, but yeah, it wasn't great. Have you ever
played until Dawn?
Speaker 1: The place?
Speaker 4: Not played until Dawn? It's a blind spot for me
for sure.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've really played any of that Studios
game super Massive, right, I don't think I've played.
Speaker 2: Anything, Yeah, because yeah, no, I I never got my
hands on the I guess there's only been one, but
then they've made like a remaster last year.
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, for PS.
Speaker 2: Five, I was always interested, especially just knowing what that like,
like that developer, those types of games, they're definitely unique
in the sense of it just being like a very
cinematic type of experience, very theatrical, which just like having
like the mocap actors and everything. I think the world
that I was seeing in this trailer was was really
unique because it's it's I imagine it's pretty much the
exact same thing that happens in the video game. But
I think it's just because I didn't really have any
familiarity with the game. I was really surprised about kind
of the rules I guess of the world of like
what's going on, Like they have until dawn to survive,
and then it seems like it seems like they die
new like multiple times or now.
Speaker 3: But then there's the rewinding thing right with the right hour.
So I think that's to me, that seems like the
difference here where I feel like, until down the game,
if you fuck up, those are your consequences.
Speaker 4: I guess you could reload a save if you.
Speaker 3: Want, but like the idea is that you're playing to
the game multiple times. If you messed up and let
character a die, at some point, you can play the
game again and try and save them this time and
see all these different things, and that's kind of the fun,
nice web of it all. But I, yeah, I don't
think they're I don't think there's an element of the
game where you're rewinding to like, oh you do choices.
I think you're supposed to live with your consequences and
then play the game again. But I think this is
like the movie's way of I guess, taking that that
idea of like consequences and actions and choices and like
putting into a movie version that Okay, that is a
thing that people can watch and makes sense.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my take at least as once again, I
have not played the game, but I think that's what's
going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did like the setup though of what this was.
I I really finding that I'm just like a fan
of the whole Cabin in the Woods type setting for them,
and like specifically the movie Cabin in the Woods, where
I don't want to spoil that movie because it's just
so fantastic of a twist, but just the way that
in this trailer when they're like approaching the area, it's like,
once you get past this line, it's just rainy and
the like it seems like it's a video game like
like room that's set up.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was having a lot of fun with that, and
even just some of the villains and deaths that were
shown here, this one was a more positive one, I'll
say for me, just going through all the reason interesting.
Of course, you know, I'm somewhat interested in the video game,
so maybe that helps, just knowing what the setup setting is.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, I think for me it was just
the this movie just looks really cheap and the writing
seems to suck. The one scene that really stood out
to me was a girl her sister is missing. She
goes into a gas station, shows a picture of her
sister to the gas station clerk and says, hey, have
you seen my sister? And he says, has she gone missing?
She's like, I didn't say that? What what the way
this whole scene is set up? Anyone would answer that
exact same way and is not weird or suspicious because
you've just shown this person, so that have you seen
this person? That the only mean that they've gone missing.
So to me that showed everything of like how shit
the writing is gonna be And like, I don't know,
I think the game is like a bit campy, but
this just seems not campy. It just seems poorly written
and like maybe not great acting or whatever, like I
don't know.
Speaker 4: Bad whatever it is, something along the line. It just
looks not not quality.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely seeing what you're what you're what you're shining
a light on because Yeah, when that scene happened, I
was rolling my eyes.
Speaker 1: It was so ridiculous. But I feel like the saving
grace for.
Speaker 2: Me is like the rules of the of the world,
and I think if they really just lean heavily on
I don't know, like just going through these brutal deaths
and like what they have to do, like sticking to
and maybe it is very different from the video game,
but still staying to like true to the rules of
this game, this game being like the movie. I think
that's the most intriguing thing for me, and hopefully it's
not just super disappointing on the way that's kind of explained.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you how do you think that's gonna work,
because I'm guessing it's not gonna be like a character.
It's not like they can be like, oh, let's go
back in time now and read you no, because there's
so many consequences. But like, what will be the point
is it when all of them die and then we
go back to a point where not a yeah, we're
dead maybe and that way there can still be a story.
I'm not I'm not sure how that's gonna work, but
it seemed like from the trailer it seems like it's gonna.
Speaker 4: Happen a lot, like we're gonna get a lot of rewinds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when they were looking at that one ledger, I
assumed that was like the amount of times that they've died.
I don't know if it was just one person had
gone through that, but that like that was quite a
few instances that was jotted down on that. So, Yeah,
it wasn't super clear exactly what the rules were gonna be. Like,
maybe they're just in this endless loop unless everyone survives.
Maybe that's the thing, like maybe one person just fucking
keeps getting.
Speaker 1: Getting eaten something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it'd be frustrating, but I'm sure it would
suck more to be the Kenny in that situation. I
imagine there's gonna be some brutal deaths in here as well.
Speaker 4: I don't think it'll be that bad. No, is this
movie PG thirteen.
Speaker 3: I don't know tvm A the I know, I doubt it.
I think they're going they're going wide and broad with
this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the video game would have been emerated, I imagine.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good question. Let me let me take
a look.
Speaker 2: Unless it's a PG thirteen reading, But yeah, I don't know,
maybe because I guess Five Nights at Freddy's would have
been something where like the video game was probably more
rated R or something along those lines, but then the
movie version was toned down a little bit to just
be more accessible to all audiences.
Speaker 1: But maybe I'm mistaken in that sense.
Speaker 4: It is. Yeah, it is an em erated game.
Speaker 2: Okay, I just assumed because I assumed with monsters there'd
be some brutal deaths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to find is it rated.
Speaker 2: I didn't even see like a date or anything on it,
but I don't know. I was intrigued by the trailer,
but it's definitely not one that like was selling me
on wanting to go out to the theaters to watch this.
I think this is definitely one I would be watching
later on in an at home setting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, for sure, just like the way people
play until dawn the game on the.
Speaker 4: Effort of their own couch.
Speaker 1: Exactly what else we got?
Speaker 3: We got The Woman in the Yard, which this is
a movie where what's going on. There's a family in
their little farmhouse situation, and there's a there's a Benajess
written lady out in the in the Yard.
Speaker 1: And if you do the trial jabbar exactly.
Speaker 4: I was like, where shallow with his hand in the
little fax machine thing? Books?
Speaker 3: Uh, this looked pretty cheesy to me as well. I
I will not be seeing this one.
Speaker 4: I don't think, to put it lightly.
Speaker 2: I think this is one I can see myself watching
much later down the line and completely forgetting about it
and then be like, oh, what's this woman in the
Yard movie? And then and then remembering this moment. But yeah,
it just seems like something I've seen before, very much
like The Woman in Black. It reminds me of the
exact same type setting. But I actually ended up liking
that movie somewhat, so who knows me this would be
a bit of a surprise, but didn't have enough interest
factor to to get me in the theaters to watch
this one.
Speaker 4: Let's see what this director? Oh?
Speaker 3: This director? Oh this is the director of Black Adam, Uh,
Jungle Cruise?
Speaker 4: Carry On? Did you watch carry On?
Speaker 1: Or the watch carry On?
Speaker 4: Orphan?
Speaker 3: That movie that I've never seen, but I always just
about box arts like gluten in my head, house of wax.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, so this guy's made some movies.
Speaker 3: They're all kind of like mid I think, but like
maybe so sometimes you just want like a mid horror movie,
so maybe this was.
Speaker 1: I think most horror movies are mid.
Speaker 3: I think the weird thing about this trailer that was
throwing me off because we've seen this concept a lot
of people. Family whoever is at a house, there's someone
outside of kind of creepy, but it's like it's never
in just broad daylight's that's a good point at night,
someone's hiding behind a tree and then they do a
double take and then they've disappeared, you know, but she's
just sitting out there. You can go outside the house,
you go up and talk to her, like she'll just
continue to sit in her in her chair.
Speaker 4: So who knows, maybe be a breakthrough hit.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I'm not gonna be breaking through to see that
movie though, And then are.
Speaker 1: We at the last one? We got hard eyes here
very much.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's been many of these, like Valentines
Day slasher horror type films. I believe there's a movie
called Valentine's Day which is that same situation. I don't
think I've seen any of those movies. It's not really
a genre I seek out. Is this going to break
the trend, then this is not going to break the trend.
I feel like these types of and maybe I'm mistaken
by this, but I feel like these these Valentine's Day
slasher are very much oriented for like couples to go
see these around the Valentine's Day realm. And you know,
my partner is definitely not a horror lover, not a
fan of suspenseful thrillers or anything along that those lines.
So yeah, I and even just for viewing this on
my own, it just didn't really capture a lot of
things I'm interested in. My favorite horror is the the
slow burned type of horror versus the straight up acts
of the face type of killer. Right, but yeah, so
I'm I don't think I'm ever gonna watch this movie.
I think I'll just boldly say that right now. There's
some where like you know, the woman in the Woman
in the Yard. I almost said the woman in the
black the woman in the Yard. I could definitely see myself,
you know, watching that one day, kind of forgetting about
us talking about here, but just down the line see
average horror movie. But this is definitely not what I'm
gonna be putting on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean neither I. This is the also the
second trailer for this. I think I have talked about
this one before on the cast.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure heart eyes.
Speaker 3: To me, this one looks better than like the other
slop we had in this trail, this run of trailers here,
And I couldn't really give you a good reason why.
I think it just like wasn't quite as cringey. It
looked like a little bit more quality, perhaps a little
bit better visuals, that kind of thing. So but I
don't think I have much more to say, many more
nice things to say about it. Looks totally fine. I'm
sure it'll be another good turn your brain off, have
a good time with your QUT kind of movie.
Speaker 4: So no one that I expect to watch personally. Yeah, yeah, cool.
Speaker 2: Well that's all the trailers, folks, So ranking them for
however order you want to do them. I'll go first, okay,
because I'm talking, So I'm gonna start at the bottom,
so my least interest level, and then I'm gonna make
it all the way up to Daredevil because that's my
number one.
Speaker 1: At the bottom.
Speaker 2: I got back in Action. We were not super fun
of that when we were talking about it, and then
above that, I have hard Eyes. Above that, I'll go
Woman in the Yard, and then we'll do We'll do
until dawn, and then the Monkey.
Speaker 1: And then Daredevil. That'll be my order.
Speaker 2: But like I was saying earlier, I think Daredevil's like
an S t here and then everything else, like the
Monkey would be like B plus here at the most
for me. Like these trailers really didn't do a whole
lot for me today, unfortunately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I have a very similar one to you.
So yeah, number one is obviously darreed Will. Number two
is Monkey. Number three, I guess I'll go hard Eyes.
That would be a difference from yours, and then I'll
go until don at number four, Woman in the Yard, five,
Back in Action, Dead last, number six, last actually put
it number seven, number seven.
Speaker 1: Right where it belongs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, perfect, So there you go, Maddie. Thanks for your
reoccurring Patreon question. We always appreciate you, and we are
not going to rank them unless you ask us to
do it every time.
Speaker 4: Sure we don't. We actually don't. One time week he
missed it, we didn't rank them.
Speaker 2: We did not do it exactly. So you got to
be on your a game there, Maddie. Ladies and gentlemen,
that's all the topics we have today, So any closing
things you want a statement?
Speaker 1: Wise, you want to mention.
Speaker 4: D oh god, there's so much pressure. No, I'm good.
Speaker 3: No, this is a fun, little, short and sweet newscast.
Yeah yeah, when's the last time the Whalers have done
a little newscast. It's been a while since me and
you have just crushed one of these.
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of the new year. So yes, yeah, the Whalers were
starting off strong. Twenty five, the Whalers were born again.
Speaker 4: It's true. It's true.
Speaker 2: All right, ladies, gentlemen, keep your eye on the feeds,
and until next time, we'll be here.
Speaker 4: Goodbye bye,