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Speaker 2: life Coach segment brought you. My Petties meets on State
Speaker 2: Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west of four.
Speaker 2: I know they're not open today. I'm sure that might rightfully,
Speaker 2: so upsetting to you a little though, ELC. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I stocked up ahead and they had those tomahawks last week.
Speaker 1: Was that where they all went? Whoo? I'm so thank
Speaker 1: you very much, Patties. You all be safe. You've been
Speaker 1: part of a lot of people's families for over forty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Petties. Look forward to shopping when you're
Speaker 2: open after the storm. Guid it communication from your your
Speaker 2: valet Donnie last night that you were going to be
Speaker 2: here for the people and serve the people this morning
Speaker 2: in this time of ye anxiety for some I I
Speaker 2: was wondering because usually Chopper in on that note, I
Speaker 2: did not hear the usual rumble up on the no Chopper.
Speaker 1: That's a Noah's bar on it to do some that's
Speaker 1: the only official hurricane Hunter chopper you yes, so wow,
Speaker 1: they let them use it cut your company. Actually they
Speaker 1: have they have a big heart, a big heart, I heeart.
Speaker 1: And they put me up a stretch Limo to get here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this really breaking news here that there's a
Speaker 2: hurricane hunter chopper. Yeah, belongs to private sector.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see TV, So tell you tell your bosses and
Speaker 1: your company and everything. I think Petties might have chipped
Speaker 1: in on it. Thanks for the stretch, Limo. Appreciate that
Speaker 1: you ready for the storm. Party in that backseat. You
Speaker 1: ready for the big storm. As ready as ready as
Speaker 1: I can be. Yeah. I got a bunch of cases,
Speaker 1: heavy on Perryer all down there in the stretch. Nothing
Speaker 1: but yeah, I have an heavy on the water fountain
Speaker 1: in the Sikorski. But of course Noah's barn it. So
Speaker 1: I'm a little concerned about my vineyard though. And in Claremont,
Speaker 1: that's your vineyard. Uh huh wow, who knew. I specialize
Speaker 1: in Claremont cab Feberne. I also do Claremont shard too.
Speaker 1: Oh I shard it on the way here. Sure you did.
Speaker 1: Stop by. I'm gonna be squeezing grapes, making sure they're
Speaker 1: coddled during the storm. All right, let's get all these questions.
Speaker 1: Lcie wife wants to start ballroom dancing, please help.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, this is someone who's been pulled in by
Speaker 2: that dancing with the stars phenomenon.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I'll take great
Speaker 1: carry on this one, Old l. S Will. Let's here's
Speaker 1: what you do. Your timing is actually impeccable, and the
Speaker 1: reason being the storm's coming. Here's what you do. You
Speaker 1: know you're gonna be picking up yard debris, right most
Speaker 1: of us? Sure? Yeah, yeah, fake a broken leg. Those
Speaker 1: things last for months. You're out there cleaning up yard debree,
Speaker 1: you fake a broken leg. I know a local doctor here,
Speaker 1: he's hung out of the Claremont venue. Before the local
Speaker 1: doctor that'll slap a cast on you for a couple
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. I mean, and supply you got to buy
Speaker 1: the plaster and the gauze and all that to be
Speaker 1: a fox cast, a foe cast, and then Cyan Harris Sinatra.
Speaker 1: You ain't dancing and there ain't no stars. Boy.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, you know, when the power goes
Speaker 2: out for so many of us during these storms.
Speaker 1: That's always a good excuse. People if you. You know
Speaker 1: you really don't want to do something the husband or
Speaker 1: wife want you just you know, have a buddy or
Speaker 1: or one of your girls slap a cast on you. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't. You wanted me to swing with this couple.
Speaker 1: Look at my arm. I can't swing.
Speaker 2: I really thought for a second you were going to
Speaker 2: suggest when the power goes out, rather than have to
Speaker 2: jump on board games you a little ballroom dancing there.
Speaker 1: Burned down the dance studio. Don't do that, all right?
Speaker 1: So what are your hours at work this week? You
Speaker 1: two going in tomorrow? And oh this is me and
Speaker 1: the guy I work with tomorrow and Thursday. Or is
Speaker 1: the life coach gonna have to pick you both up?
Speaker 1: And as Sivorski, it's just a coursky dummy. It's being
Speaker 1: used by Noah.
Speaker 2: As I said that guy I work with, who you'll
Speaker 2: meet one day, I think he's off getting last minute
Speaker 2: supplies because it's gonna be here for the duration, probably.
Speaker 1: Some cases of beer.
Speaker 2: I bet I wouldn't be surprised he has a bit
Speaker 2: of an issue there. Oh, perhaps a meeting might be
Speaker 2: in his future.
Speaker 1: No, we got one of those coming up in a question.
Speaker 1: Listen to this you want to see what the life
Speaker 1: coach opened yesterday? Would open having a little uh little
Speaker 1: Asian delicacy. Oh read that.
Speaker 2: Let's say he's handing me a fortune.
Speaker 1: From the fortune cookie. Read it and then show it
Speaker 1: to the camera. Up there on Facebook Live.
Speaker 2: Says you are a deep thinker and a and have
Speaker 2: a knack for problems solving.
Speaker 1: Swear to God, hold it up closer to the camera.
Speaker 1: They yeah, get up there, Red, hold that up so
Speaker 1: they can read it. Don't look at my lottery numbers
Speaker 1: in the back. Swear got that, yes, Orday, not kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh I landed when I flipped that back over to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my latter numbers right there. I'm buying
Speaker 1: lottery today. I hope machines are working. My luck all
Speaker 1: win the lottery day and it doesn't print up or something,
Speaker 1: you know, walk water damage tickets. What does BWO think
Speaker 1: about the dock workers? They call them dick workers. The
Speaker 1: dock workers price gouge and have or a natural disaster
Speaker 1: the other week. Look, man, Karma isn't just the name
Speaker 1: of like a Lady of the Night that I was with.
Speaker 1: It exists and karma will get them even though they
Speaker 1: got a sixty percent raise.
Speaker 2: Is that what they got? Well, they were only making
Speaker 2: six figures. I mean, gotta you gotta have a little
Speaker 2: bit of God, God help us. Sure heavy crates.
Speaker 1: Dear l CTB, we heard from our trucker contingency they're
Speaker 1: not happy with said dock workers. We're a dockworker. You're
Speaker 1: cool because you're listening. But yeah, dear LCTV, that's how
Speaker 1: you cover base.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get clobbered by a longshoreman. You
Speaker 2: seem to have short fuses.
Speaker 1: Dear ELCTV, I'm dealing with a weenie in my office
Speaker 1: at the workplace that's redundant. He tries to get into
Speaker 1: me and my boss's business and sticking his head where
Speaker 1: it doesn't belong. How do you handle that? All right,
Speaker 1: this is another sim you said that he's getting into
Speaker 1: you and the boss's business, right the bosses. In the
Speaker 1: words of the late Diamond Dick sheets boss is it backwards?
Speaker 1: Double sob? Yes, think about that, digest. I know it's deep.
Speaker 1: I'm in Fortune Cookies now and Fortune five hundred companies.
Speaker 1: So since the boss is involved, the double sob is
Speaker 1: Diamond Dick rest in peace would say, have the boss
Speaker 1: fire him problem solved, right, I'm like sick. Sure, I'm
Speaker 1: like a problem solver. Have me peek over the fence.
Speaker 1: I retired from the military on October tenth, LC. I'm
Speaker 1: a federal technician, but I lose my job October seventeenth.
Speaker 1: What should I do? I need a job. Well, first
Speaker 1: and foremost, thanks for your cervix, I mean, sorry, pram
Speaker 1: I use with the women. Thanks for your service, and
Speaker 1: you're probably gonna start retirement with a little bit of
Speaker 1: a yard cleanup. But then after that, take a well
Speaker 1: deserved vacation. You served your country. We truly appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the retirement. Then, I mean, the sky's the limit, hin, hint,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Come fly for the life, coach.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I might have a job for you there, Bud,
Speaker 1: you have an opening sea. I mean, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: Tonni's gonna be moving on. Dear LC, What should I
Speaker 1: do about this? A thief got inside a house last night.
Speaker 1: He got broken ribs, contusion, raccoon eyes, our raccoon eyes,
Speaker 1: and bruises. My wife beat the crap out of the guy,
Speaker 1: thinking it was me getting home drunk again. Should I
Speaker 1: be happy or extremely worried. Could you give me some advice? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have meetings for people like you, sir. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: your advice. God, dog, look at a fly already, don't
Speaker 1: we Well, no, you've got a limo. Actually, how long
Speaker 1: you get?
Speaker 2: Time for one more?
Speaker 1: Okay, one can wait then LCTV. I know marriage is
Speaker 1: for better or for worse, sicker or poor, all that stuff,
Speaker 1: but my husband is growing a mullet and I can't
Speaker 1: stand it. Please help, ma'am. It sounds like you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to let this guy go because it all starts
Speaker 1: with the mullet and it just goes downhill from there.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be out at the bar. You know, these
Speaker 1: guys growing the mullets. They're going back to their heydays.
Speaker 1: They're in the midlife thing, you know what I'm getting.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, I'm just ready to party. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he's gonna be out at the bars, hitting on
Speaker 1: the ladies, you know. Yeah, you know, business up front,
Speaker 1: party in the back. You know what I'm saying. The
Speaker 1: business part wants to buy you a drink, ma'am, buying
Speaker 1: them drinks while he has White Snake cranking on that jukebox.
Speaker 1: Before you know it's panties in the glove box of
Speaker 1: his new muscle car Hot Rock. Drop them have a song,
Speaker 1: certain raw or certain rap group. I believe drop it
Speaker 1: leg its hot, drop it leg He's hot. Wait, maybe
Speaker 1: it's pop it like it's Maybe it's pop that Koucie.
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