WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:11.320 Welcome to the snart tag. 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:14.960 You're about to teach your lady's glazed by the great 3 00:00:15.080 --> 00:00:20.160 Chris Ray, Coach Derek black Man, and Tom Sweet. 4 00:00:21.879 --> 00:00:27.399 Sit back and prepare for some a shit. Sit back 5 00:00:27.399 --> 00:00:37.240 and prepare for some glazing fuck. Okay, all right, I'm ready. 6 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:40.520 Jesus Christ. Hey, everybody, welcome to this Dark Tank podcast. 7 00:00:40.759 --> 00:00:43.479 It's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's him Sweeney. Look 8 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:45.840 at all of us. Uh, we're remote again today. We're 9 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:47.640 recording this on a day that I do sacred, so 10 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:49.560 it's it's a little bit late in the day. Also, 11 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:52.520 it's rainy. It's fucking annoying, raining and freezing. I would 12 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:55.560 have died, Yeah, he would have been. He would have 13 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:57.119 frozen to death on the train and everybody would have 14 00:00:57.159 --> 00:00:57.960 laughed at him. 15 00:00:58.960 --> 00:00:59.960 My hairline was this love. 16 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:04.280 Then I wouldn't be friends with you, actually, yeah, because 17 00:01:04.280 --> 00:01:06.079 I would. I would think that there was something really 18 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:06.680 wrong with you. 19 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:11.200 I already have some lady, tell me tell me. I'm excited. 20 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:16.079 On Instagram. I showed Jojo because there's this lady that 21 00:01:16.280 --> 00:01:19.040 was you know, you could tell if you if you trimmed, 22 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:22.239 you know, the weeds and the fucking the hedges and 23 00:01:22.280 --> 00:01:22.879 stuff like. 24 00:01:22.959 --> 00:01:26.280 She was a very beautiful, like ethnic woman, but she 25 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:31.879 had some jeane where clearly like her fucking she had 26 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:35.879 hair on her forehead and like and it was and 27 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:38.319 then she had like a nice you know, better mustache 28 00:01:38.359 --> 00:01:39.480 than me, because you know, like you can. 29 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:41.640 She was rocking it, and. 30 00:01:41.680 --> 00:01:44.359 I was like, bro that those jeans are unfortunate. 31 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:47.200 But clearly she was proud because she was in one 32 00:01:47.239 --> 00:01:50.200 of those like model like you know, she was like 33 00:01:50.280 --> 00:01:52.239 killing it, And I'm like, I don't know how to 34 00:01:52.239 --> 00:01:52.959 feel about this. 35 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:57.680 Your beautiful, beautiful, but you have features that really bother me. 36 00:01:58.159 --> 00:01:59.400 You are beautiful. 37 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:02.159 Well, hey listen, if you're a bearded lady with a 38 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:04.640 hair on your forehead, feel free to go over to 39 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:07.879 patreon dot com sas a snark tank early access to 40 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:11.039 ad free episodes, all that jazz. Remember if you remember, 41 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.439 if you have fun here, go leave us nice reviews 42 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:16.479 on podcast serviss, leave a like on the fucking video, 43 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:21.319 comment all that crap that people tell you to do. 44 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:25.560 Do it. That's all. I'd knocked a bitch, I'd knocked 45 00:02:25.599 --> 00:02:27.879 on a bearded woman, don't. I don't think I would. 46 00:02:27.879 --> 00:02:33.159 But the first time I saw Facebook started what was 47 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:38.000 it a dating? Facebook has a dating section, and I 48 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.080 think it started around like the pandemic or some shit 49 00:02:40.719 --> 00:02:43.080 right before it, And so the first time I was like, 50 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:46.639 what the fuck? So I went on it and one 51 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.000 of the first women I saw was a very large 52 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:52.560 woman with a very impressive beard, and I was like, oh, 53 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:56.120 I guess oh, I don't know if they're trying to 54 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:56.800 tell me something. 55 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:59.159 They're like, yeah, this is this is your style, bro, Like, 56 00:02:59.240 --> 00:03:00.120 clearly this is Oh. 57 00:03:00.199 --> 00:03:03.199 You go ahead and bro, here you give you walk 58 00:03:03.240 --> 00:03:05.240 into a store and they give you an order. Immediately, 59 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:09.719 let me know what you're gonna get here, you go 60 00:03:09.759 --> 00:03:10.240 to the front. 61 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:13.599 I seeing one of those women in the wild, though, 62 00:03:13.639 --> 00:03:16.199 you know that kind of it's disappointing. I want to 63 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:19.039 see a girl just rocking, like a like a biological 64 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:21.520 woman that has like just impressive genes. 65 00:03:21.840 --> 00:03:24.400 Yeah, they don't go outside. That's why you don't. 66 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:28.240 You don't see female dwarves very often, you know, you 67 00:03:28.360 --> 00:03:30.719 know what? You don't see female dwarfs, you know what? 68 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:33.719 That's fucking weird that you say that. I can't remember 69 00:03:33.719 --> 00:03:35.919 the last one I've I've seen one. I feel like 70 00:03:35.919 --> 00:03:38.800 I've only seen a female little person. 71 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:40.439 I feel I've only seen hemal public. 72 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:43.800 I see the men quite often. Actually, I just saw 73 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:45.360 one at the Dollar Tree yesterday. 74 00:03:45.639 --> 00:03:46.719 Did you attack him? 75 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:52.280 I thought about it. It's not a lot of experience 76 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:55.719 yet for it. As far as the experience, the. 77 00:03:55.639 --> 00:04:00.280 Experience is purely like in the moment, you know, you like, 78 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:01.840 you start acting like a dog and you chase the 79 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:03.199 one down and it's terrified. 80 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:05.599 It's like, oh my god, he can really eat me. 81 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:07.680 I'm so scared. 82 00:04:08.120 --> 00:04:10.120 Yeah, I can get my stamina by chasing them, you know, 83 00:04:10.199 --> 00:04:12.759 like like trying to get my ship to the legendary. 84 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:15.520 It's like it's Cardio just chasing little people. 85 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:20.600 It's like Goku chasing bubbles. Yeah, what is that? What 86 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:24.680 are you talking about? He chased the monkey I got 87 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:28.720 the crickets called the fucking Filler episodes. Essentially, I've totally 88 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:32.240 forgot him again. It has like a person's name. I 89 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:36.399 forgot about this crickets. It's Paul. It's something like that. 90 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:39.079 It's like a person's name. Is it actually Paul? I 91 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:43.319 don't think so. It's not close. I'm gonna look it up. 92 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:45.279 You better not be Jimmy. I'm gonna quit the show 93 00:04:45.279 --> 00:04:47.079 of it. It's fucking Gregory. 94 00:04:47.360 --> 00:04:51.720 Yeah, it's it's a person's name. I remember that. The guys. 95 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:55.160 That's so fucking infuriating that everybody in that show is 96 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:59.240 like vegeta Goku yamcha, Go ten Go, tanks, trunks, and 97 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:02.199 then the is Gregory. 98 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:07.680 Fuck that man. So he has the only person's name really, 99 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:08.160 you know. 100 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:10.879 Literally, I don't think there's another person who isn't I 101 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:14.000 would think there's like a John in. I'm scanning my 102 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:17.279 brain and yeah, I'm coming up with nothing. Gregory. God 103 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:24.040 damn it, well Gregory whatever. Man, he's adorable. We're doing 104 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:26.720 this episode today, I think, I don't know if it's 105 00:05:26.720 --> 00:05:28.920 today or if in the last like day or two 106 00:05:30.000 --> 00:05:31.199 from the day that we're recording. 107 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:32.399 Uh. 108 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:36.000 They announced the Game of the Year nominees, the Game 109 00:05:36.040 --> 00:05:39.600 of the Year categories. So we've got some stuff to 110 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:41.680 talk about. In regards to that. Nothing really else happened, 111 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:44.000 I mean the standard stuff of like you know, the 112 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:47.680 you know, the world falling apart and everything being stupider 113 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:48.720 than it really. 114 00:05:48.480 --> 00:05:52.240 Should be, defending pedophiles, you know, Other than that, you 115 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:55.000 know whatever, Yeah, other than that, do you see that? 116 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:57.279 They like they were talking about the the what is 117 00:05:57.319 --> 00:06:00.319 it the the Epstein files passed or whatever, but there's 118 00:06:00.319 --> 00:06:03.560 an investigation that's preventing it from well that's what is. 119 00:06:03.600 --> 00:06:05.879 Uh yeah, that's what it's slated for. 120 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:07.920 Where he was like, oh, let's investigate it now, and 121 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:11.600 I'm like, you slick bitch, you slick as bitch. 122 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:13.839 I heard I was listening to some people who were 123 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.079 talking about how that's what was probably going to happen, 124 00:06:16.120 --> 00:06:17.600 and it it did, so yeah. 125 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:19.439 Because what are the other options, Like you're being back 126 00:06:19.480 --> 00:06:22.040 into a corner. Oh, here's another way. It's it's just 127 00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:23.839 gonna be the kick. The can's gonna get kicked down 128 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:25.639 the road so much and it's like, guys, can we 129 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:29.360 what are we doing here? Why are we still acting 130 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:34.560 like he's gonna incriminate himself in that way, Like he's gonna. 131 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:36.680 Just be like, oh yeah, let's do it like on 132 00:06:37.360 --> 00:06:38.160 It's all crazy. 133 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:44.079 But regardless, we've got Game of the Year nominees and uh, 134 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:46.920 it's a stacked fucking year, dude. It's been a stacked 135 00:06:46.959 --> 00:06:49.920 couple of years, I would argue, honestly, like we've kind 136 00:06:49.920 --> 00:06:54.879 of been running since like twenty twenty three, twenty twenty two. 137 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:57.360 H something happened at the end of the pandemic where 138 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:01.959 everybody was like, all right, here's all the great ship. Uh, 139 00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:04.920 but we've got a lot of categories here do you 140 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:07.240 guys know best? The esports team? You guys know any 141 00:07:07.240 --> 00:07:15.120 of this? I know, dude, I am so bowildered, Slumper Dunk. 142 00:07:16.199 --> 00:07:18.800 It's so hilarious how little I know about this entire 143 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:21.040 subset of of like video game called like I don't 144 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:22.360 know jackz Fuck. 145 00:07:22.959 --> 00:07:30.199 Geeze, Team super Weekay, Team Gay, Team Mega Penis. I would. 146 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.560 I would bust my ass to get on Team Gay 147 00:07:32.879 --> 00:07:34.800 if that was like if they're they're like you think 148 00:07:34.839 --> 00:07:35.680 you got you think you got it? 149 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:37.600 Even you got skills like that to be on Team Gay. 150 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:41.240 No, if if I was thirteen old, if I was sixteen, 151 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:43.879 I could have. I remember a time when I was 152 00:07:44.160 --> 00:07:47.720 You know what's funny, I actually the the you know, 153 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:49.720 because like when you hit your thirties, pretty much the 154 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:50.560 decline is forever. 155 00:07:51.920 --> 00:07:52.720 I feel it. 156 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:55.720 I don't even have the drive to play really difficult 157 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:58.000 games right now. Silk Song came out and I was like, 158 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:01.279 I'm good right now, just right now, I'm like, nah, 159 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:03.240 like I'm thirty. 160 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:05.439 You know what I've been playing, you know, playing the 161 00:08:05.519 --> 00:08:08.639 last couple of last the last couple days have been 162 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:11.639 playing fucking Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines too. 163 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:14.079 How do you like that? How do you like that 164 00:08:14.120 --> 00:08:15.160 game that gave us? 165 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:19.480 It looks kind of nice, it looks fun like that game. 166 00:08:21.560 --> 00:08:25.959 So here's the here's the real answer. I'm skipping through 167 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:29.160 every single fucking line of dialogue that they could. 168 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:33.519 Possibly throw it. It's crazy but. 169 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:36.240 But so so so. In other words, I'm playing it 170 00:08:36.279 --> 00:08:39.120 completely wrong. I'm probably gonna have to restart it. But dude, 171 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:41.799 playing the game, like beating people up as a vampire 172 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:46.000 feels awesome, like charge it, punch, charge, punching somebody into 173 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.480 a door and then they explode and blood. It's fucking awesome, awesome. 174 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:53.600 There's like an ability where you could like boil boil 175 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.000 someone's blood from the inside and they explode. 176 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:59.879 It's like, this is kind of sick that that that look. 177 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:01.279 So I like it. 178 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:02.840 So I like it a lot, but I don't know 179 00:09:02.879 --> 00:09:04.720 what the fuck is going on. I don't know who's 180 00:09:04.759 --> 00:09:06.799 talking to me, I don't know what's going I'm definitely 181 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:07.679 gonna have to restart it. 182 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:11.519 You're a message of that game so bad. You're such 183 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:15.480 a that game is all its story. That game is 184 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:16.919 literally all a story. 185 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:20.840 You're like, I would I would wager I'm having more 186 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:25.039 fun beating up homeless people and eating them as a 187 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:27.840 vampire than I would listening to whatever story they're trying. 188 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:29.559 To Yeah, you know what, I don't. I don't put 189 00:09:29.559 --> 00:09:30.360 that against you, Chris. 190 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:32.799 Hey, there's a handful of games where I just want 191 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:34.480 to fuck with the gameplay. I mean, I feel like, 192 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:38.480 I feel like so that's why I really enjoy Fallout four, 193 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:41.679 because even though I do know the plot, it's so 194 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:47.320 inconsequential to me just whipping people's asses and just nuking 195 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:49.480 fucking mutants and ship if you know what I mean, 196 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:51.679 Like say, that is so much better than like, I 197 00:09:51.720 --> 00:09:54.000 don't like people are like, oh the fucking dialogue options. 198 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:57.080 I'm like, I know, I know, but also I don't care, 199 00:09:57.320 --> 00:09:58.679 Like I'm I don't. 200 00:09:58.799 --> 00:10:01.000 My strategy strate do with games like this is that 201 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:03.000 I know, like I know, if I try to play 202 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:04.679 it in the way that I'm supposed to play it 203 00:10:04.720 --> 00:10:06.279 in the beginning, I'm just not going to get into it. 204 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:08.879 So my hope is that, like, if I rush through 205 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:12.639 the beginning as far as like dialogue goes, and I 206 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:15.039 just get acquainted with the gameplay and like really enjoy it, 207 00:10:15.440 --> 00:10:17.559 then I'll be like, you know what, I'm invested enough 208 00:10:17.600 --> 00:10:19.679 in this now because I like playing it, then I'm 209 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:21.679 willing to start over and actually like hear what they're 210 00:10:22.279 --> 00:10:23.840 trying to tell me, because I know myself well enough 211 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:27.159 to know that like this would have I I was 212 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:29.360 if I was just listening to the story, I was 213 00:10:29.399 --> 00:10:31.240 gonna uninstall it because I was just like, bro, I 214 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:34.039 just I want to rip people's heads off with with 215 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:35.720 my hands as a vampire. 216 00:10:36.440 --> 00:10:37.759 Let me ask you so. But I'm liking it so far. 217 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:39.679 I'm only I'm only like two hours in, but like 218 00:10:39.919 --> 00:10:42.879 in gameplay, I'm probably like five hours in because I've 219 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:45.120 skipped so much story. 220 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:48.240 So I don't know. That is so crazy. No, yeah, 221 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:50.759 that's it is crazy. It is a funny. That game 222 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:53.360 is really funny. That world is hilarious. Do you remember 223 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:57.000 clearly queer? You remember, Oh, it's so gay, it's home. 224 00:10:58.000 --> 00:10:59.360 I said it last time and you guys were like, 225 00:10:59.399 --> 00:11:00.840 what are you talking about about? And now you're playing 226 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:02.799 and you're like, oh, no, I get it. You're right. 227 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:07.159 There's like a Harvey firestegn Igor type character who's all 228 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:11.240 disfigured and he's clearly like a Brooklyn gay And it's 229 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:16.440 the strangest, it's it is the weirdest tonally, it's fucking confusing. 230 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:17.200 I don't know why. 231 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:19.759 I don't know what the fuck is going on in 232 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:21.679 this world, but like the tone is all over the 233 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:25.480 place is there's a gay, deformed Igor talking to me 234 00:11:25.480 --> 00:11:28.279 about how like my pants don't match. I don't know, 235 00:11:29.159 --> 00:11:29.639 I don't know. 236 00:11:30.919 --> 00:11:33.480 Every vampire becomes gay eventually. That's the that's the that's 237 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:34.720 the adventure, that. 238 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:37.080 Is the code that doesn't make sense. 239 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:40.360 It does, of course they're alive too long and they 240 00:11:40.360 --> 00:11:40.840 get breaking. 241 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:45.399 Yeah, anyway, what were you gonna say, Derek, you we 242 00:11:45.440 --> 00:11:46.480 interrupted you a couple of times. 243 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:49.480 No, it didn't matter, it was it was just a 244 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:51.720 supporting argument for how you could enjoy that game. 245 00:11:51.759 --> 00:11:52.919 It doesn't it doesn't matter. 246 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:57.879 Absolutely more properly, you know, I think I think I 247 00:11:57.919 --> 00:11:59.840 actually do like it enough at this point where like 248 00:11:59.840 --> 00:12:01.919 I'm doing such crazy ship where I'm like, Okay, i 249 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:04.639 think I'll just restart from the beginning and it won't 250 00:12:04.679 --> 00:12:06.360 be going over stuff that I already heard. 251 00:12:06.200 --> 00:12:09.519 Because I skipped all of them. I don't know, but 252 00:12:10.399 --> 00:12:10.840 I don't know. 253 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:14.720 But so yeah, so like all this esports ship like 254 00:12:14.759 --> 00:12:16.399 I don't know any of this. Like I'm looking at 255 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:19.799 esports Athlete of the Year and it's like Brock and 256 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:24.120 Chovy and forsaken crazy. 257 00:12:23.840 --> 00:12:27.639 That they're called athletes. I'll be honest, Well, they're sports. 258 00:12:27.639 --> 00:12:28.559 They're playing sports. 259 00:12:28.799 --> 00:12:31.320 Calling the bowler like, I'm like, I guess you're an 260 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:32.279 athlete again. 261 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:36.600 You barely make the cut. They're not physically, but they are. 262 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:38.879 I actually would argue, I actually would argue some of 263 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:44.799 these are more impressive than bowlers, to be honest with you, charge, 264 00:12:44.960 --> 00:12:47.000 Like I just mean the sheer dexterity, you know what 265 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:50.840 I mean, Like there's no there's no dexterous match in 266 00:12:50.919 --> 00:12:52.840 like bowling. 267 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:56.840 No, not the same degree if we need any coordination 268 00:12:56.879 --> 00:13:00.000 and stuff like that, and that's next. I'm an unreasonable 269 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:00.720 good bowler. 270 00:13:00.799 --> 00:13:02.399 I haven't bowled in so long, but like I was 271 00:13:02.480 --> 00:13:04.519 really good at it, and I being really good at 272 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:07.320 it taught me that it was not impressive to be 273 00:13:07.320 --> 00:13:07.759 good at it. 274 00:13:08.600 --> 00:13:11.320 I'm just like, this is not I'm dog shit at bowling. 275 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:14.120 How are you dog should have but it's just a bowling. 276 00:13:14.200 --> 00:13:15.759 I'm not good at how long has it been since 277 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:18.440 you've been bowling, like maybe three four years? That's not 278 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:23.320 my bowling. All right, let's go bowling. I'll going with you. Guys. 279 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:24.879 You know we should do We should go bowling. We 280 00:13:24.919 --> 00:13:27.679 should always should go bowling and then get way too 281 00:13:27.759 --> 00:13:30.240 high to the point that we're nervous to bowl and 282 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:31.840 see how we can bowl. Will we're nervous. 283 00:13:32.159 --> 00:13:34.039 I'm definitely not going to be Why not. 284 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:38.519 That's not even bad. That's not even that bad. Chris 285 00:13:38.600 --> 00:13:41.000 the bowling alley back home. You never got way too 286 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:43.440 drunk in that bowling alley when they have the lights 287 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.960 on everything and you're just ruining other people's time. 288 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:49.080 I have never I don't think I went bowling when 289 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:49.759 I lived up there. 290 00:13:49.759 --> 00:13:51.799 Actually, really, you never went bowling over no one by 291 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:55.440 our house. No, it's crazy, dude, that was I was. 292 00:13:55.519 --> 00:13:57.679 I've been so drunk in that place. I've been so 293 00:13:57.799 --> 00:13:59.759 drunk in that place that I literally went up to 294 00:13:59.759 --> 00:14:01.320 the guy. I gave him my shoes and said, please 295 00:14:01.320 --> 00:14:08.080 call call for help. You not drunk, said please call 296 00:14:08.159 --> 00:14:10.480 for please call for help. Someone help me. 297 00:14:11.600 --> 00:14:17.039 That's fucking insane. Anyway, leave, I'm like, get out of here. Dude, 298 00:14:17.080 --> 00:14:19.480 what the fuck best esports game? Counter Strike two is 299 00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:21.879 still up here? Man crazy? 300 00:14:22.159 --> 00:14:23.799 Of course this is because of the fact that you 301 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:25.559 know why it's up there, right, because of the fact 302 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:27.919 that so many people have so much money bound into 303 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:30.399 that game they literally cannot stop playing it. 304 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.080 That is true. Do To two is up here too, 305 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:37.159 So Valve is up here twice, Valorant and League of Legends. 306 00:14:37.159 --> 00:14:47.039 Not much has changed here, uh, Creator of the Years, Kist, Moist, 307 00:14:47.039 --> 00:14:52.799 Critical Secor, Amiko Some which is some like some some 308 00:14:53.080 --> 00:14:58.039 YouTuber and then and then the Burnt Peanut, which I 309 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:01.519 don't know if you've I've seen that. I've seen clips 310 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:04.519 of this guy. I could see him winning it. 311 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:06.879 Is he the guy that. 312 00:15:08.440 --> 00:15:10.399 I feel like I may have seen him before, Like 313 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:13.320 he was playing that car stimulator game and he went 314 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:16.480 flying like do you know? Do you know what that 315 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:16.960 game is? 316 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.440 I forget what the fuck it's called, not exactly, but 317 00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:21.759 I could see that. I mean that sounds believable to me. 318 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:23.639 Let me see, I've only I've only ever seen him 319 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:26.120 play like tarcav and arc Raiders. But like I've got 320 00:15:26.120 --> 00:15:28.120 the glasses, He's got the glasses. The white guy, his ball, 321 00:15:28.159 --> 00:15:30.919 his no look at the page. Look at so he 322 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:33.279 look at this? Beaming is what I'm talking about? 323 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:34.240 Dot drive? 324 00:15:34.440 --> 00:15:36.279 Hold on, wait, where's how do I open the chat? 325 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:36.679 Why is it not? 326 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:38.879 Let me open the chat? If he's that white guy 327 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:40.639 that has glasses does make those jokes, so he's playing 328 00:15:40.679 --> 00:15:41.799 those fighting look at it. 329 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:44.200 He's literally a fucking peanut with a face. 330 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:51.279 You mean, what do you mean? Wait a minute, Wait 331 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:58.639 a minute, who are you? I don't I that just 332 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:01.799 don't know entirely pulled me out of this. I don't 333 00:16:01.799 --> 00:16:04.960 care about the game awards at all anymore. That made 334 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:06.360 mean I don't care at all anymore. 335 00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:08.519 Well, you shouldn't care that much in the first place, too, Honestly, 336 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:12.080 it's just a committed kind of game. Most anticipated game, 337 00:16:12.679 --> 00:16:15.360 on the other hand, recognizing it. So this was something 338 00:16:15.399 --> 00:16:19.480 where people were noting this when Jeff Keeley said it 339 00:16:19.559 --> 00:16:22.480 right when Jeff Keeley like had his little announcement, it's like, 340 00:16:22.519 --> 00:16:25.320 these are the most anticipated games based on currently real 341 00:16:25.440 --> 00:16:30.159 announced titles, and he never says that, and people are 342 00:16:30.200 --> 00:16:32.120 taking that to mean like, oh, is it Half Life three? 343 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:35.120 Because the Steam Machine, Like I think, are they gonna 344 00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:36.440 unveil Half Liferee? Are they gonna do it. 345 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:40.519 Oh, I could see it, but I doubt it. I 346 00:16:40.559 --> 00:16:44.519 doubt it's going to happen. It's gonna happen. Gonna happen. 347 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:46.960 Do they need to? That's the whole problem. They don't. 348 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:50.799 They don't need too, doesn't have to do anything else ever, 349 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:54.639 but they don't machine. They could not fucking update Steam ever. Again, 350 00:16:54.799 --> 00:16:56.960 like they don't have to do anything anymore. 351 00:16:56.840 --> 00:16:58.720 True, but they don't. They also didn't need to make 352 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:00.679 Deadlock at all, and they didn't need to do Half 353 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:02.679 Life Alex at all, you know what I mean. Like 354 00:17:02.759 --> 00:17:04.240 they just kind of do whatever they want. And I 355 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:06.519 could see, like if they have a machine that they're 356 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.519 trying to sell or they're trying to like, you know, 357 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:10.759 get eyes on, that would be a good way to 358 00:17:10.759 --> 00:17:11.079 do it. 359 00:17:11.519 --> 00:17:12.960 Very yeah. 360 00:17:13.200 --> 00:17:15.880 But anyway, Yeah, most anticipated game. 361 00:17:15.920 --> 00:17:17.680 I mean double obvious. 362 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:22.119 Yeah, Oh gee, I wonder if it's gonna be The Witcher, 363 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:28.960 Resident Evil Wolverine, James Bond or Grand Theft Auto six. 364 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:33.400 I can't lie, I don't, I can't lie. I'm excited 365 00:17:33.400 --> 00:17:36.359 to see Milk SERI. I'm very excited for that. No, No, 366 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:36.839 I'm excited. 367 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:39.759 I mean I'm excited for all of those games. 368 00:17:39.759 --> 00:17:40.599 Pretty much all of these. 369 00:17:40.640 --> 00:17:41.880 Actually, I haven't played. 370 00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:43.880 A double of seven game in a long time. 371 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:47.359 It's the hit, it's the hit man. Guy's making it too, So. 372 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:52.400 I'm gonna make double something autistickness one too. I mean, 373 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:54.720 I got bad news. Isn't he already? I don't think 374 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:55.440 he he? 375 00:17:56.559 --> 00:17:58.240 When you're that efficient, what else could you. 376 00:17:59.000 --> 00:18:00.359 He's sought to think that. 377 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:03.119 It loops around into like almost seeming like he's normal, 378 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:06.000 you know, but like he has a watch with a 379 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:06.680 laser in it. 380 00:18:06.759 --> 00:18:10.839 He's autistics autistic, he's charismatic. He's so autistic? Is it 381 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:11.519 the only thing? 382 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:15.759 Him getting like continuous pussy is the only thing that 383 00:18:15.799 --> 00:18:19.079 would make you doubt that he's autistic, That he's just like, oh, 384 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.440 usually when you think of an autistic male, they're not 385 00:18:22.720 --> 00:18:25.960 just going out fucking tons of bitches. It's usually like 386 00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:29.920 very efficient in every other way, and then women are 387 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:34.079 kind of like second, like whatever, yeah, I'll get one eventually. 388 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:37.839 He's autistic about pussy though, Yeah, that's the thing that's 389 00:18:37.960 --> 00:18:40.440 like he's super efficient. 390 00:18:40.799 --> 00:18:42.160 He walks in, He's like, all right, I gotta get 391 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:45.680 pussy shake and not started off looking around? 392 00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:50.079 What is the most I've calculated. I can guess. I 393 00:18:50.079 --> 00:18:52.920 can look at a building and guess how much pussy 394 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:53.799 is in that building. 395 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.839 You want to be exactly you want you want to 396 00:18:56.839 --> 00:18:59.720 in grams or you want to in pounds. 397 00:19:01.079 --> 00:19:04.279 Pounds of pussy are in that building. And he knows, 398 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:06.599 and he knows exactly how to route his way through it. 399 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:08.480 I'm telling you, man. 400 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:12.119 He does his mission efficiently. That always leads him to 401 00:19:12.160 --> 00:19:15.039 pussy at the end of the night. Like every single 402 00:19:15.160 --> 00:19:17.240 nook and cranny he like, he too does not the 403 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:19.240 doing certain doors. He's like, he's right there. He's like, yeah, 404 00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:21.839 but if I go upstairs and go through the window, 405 00:19:22.720 --> 00:19:24.720 by seven minutes of the fight, he'll knock me out 406 00:19:24.720 --> 00:19:27.680 of the window, I'll land in a bitch's arms. And 407 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:31.839 then yeah, is that is that technically not? Is that 408 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:35.599 technically bad? Or is that like already I mean calculating, 409 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:38.440 but like if you're your calculation is damn near, Like look, 410 00:19:38.480 --> 00:19:41.039 I gott it. It's almost manipulative. It's over. 411 00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:43.839 I gotta be. I don't know, man, I think the 412 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:47.519 therapy speak is getting too crazy to you know what 413 00:19:47.559 --> 00:19:49.319 I mean, Like, I think it's getting a little ridiculous. 414 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:54.079 Like if you go out if you go out drinking 415 00:19:55.000 --> 00:19:56.720 or you go out to a bar with the intent 416 00:19:56.799 --> 00:19:59.680 of like, you're dressing better than you normally dress. You know, 417 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:02.720 you're putting on like a new cologne. That's technically like 418 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:05.799 manipulative because you're not. You don't do that, you know 419 00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:06.200 what I mean. 420 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:09.200 That's that's not manipulative, But I understand what you mean. 421 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.160 It is it is literally manipulative. 422 00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:15.079 Though that's not manipulative, no, no, but it literally is 423 00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:18.440 is because manipulation refers more to the fact that you 424 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:22.240 are doing something to someone else. You are actively affecting 425 00:20:22.279 --> 00:20:25.240 someone else, and that is more you're affecting yourself to 426 00:20:25.319 --> 00:20:27.559 perceive to other people. I know what you mean, because 427 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:31.640 someone stupid would argue that you like, someone really dumb 428 00:20:31.880 --> 00:20:36.359 would argue like, oh, you manipulated me by having a 429 00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:37.759 job when we first met. 430 00:20:37.759 --> 00:20:40.680 And it's like, dude, there are people who say that, 431 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:42.359 people who say shit like that. 432 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:45.880 What look, I would say, because manipulation has everything to 433 00:20:45.920 --> 00:20:48.839 do with intent, And if you're not normally the person 434 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:50.960 that dresses sharp and wors colonne and stuff, and you're 435 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.200 doing that specifically to try to have a certain appearance, 436 00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:57.119 you may not want to use that word. But you 437 00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:59.200 know to other people it's like say, I mean it's 438 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:01.119 it may be a defensive to you, but it's not. 439 00:21:01.160 --> 00:21:03.680 It's just we're just talking. We're just being objective about it. 440 00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:07.000 Because there are people that again I go, I'll go 441 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:09.759 to the gym. Motherfuckers are wearing they always wear clone. 442 00:21:09.839 --> 00:21:12.640 It's annoying. So those people, I believe them. This is 443 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:14.759 how they present themselves all the fucking time. 444 00:21:15.240 --> 00:21:16.200 And then there's. 445 00:21:16.359 --> 00:21:19.000 The the blue moon, me putting on a stupid fucking 446 00:21:19.480 --> 00:21:22.799 suit and something to go to like some classy thing, 447 00:21:23.319 --> 00:21:27.880 and I'm like, this is gay. I'm basically pretending to 448 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.079 be fancy when I'm not this person. 449 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:34.319 I think there's de porum, Like I understand what you're saying, 450 00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:37.440 where it's ideas, it's altering. It is altering of yourself. 451 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:40.599 But I wouldn't consider that manipulation. I think to say 452 00:21:40.680 --> 00:21:43.880 that manipulative on that is when like when people agree 453 00:21:43.920 --> 00:21:46.960 that's manipulative, the roof breaks in and we're fucked. But 454 00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:47.640 that's kind of you. 455 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:51.920 That's what I'm saying is whatever the point is, manipulation 456 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:54.599 doesn't necessarily have to be negative. That's what it's like, 457 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:57.000 how you manipulate space and time or something. For example, 458 00:21:57.400 --> 00:22:00.640 you are taking control of something and changing it. And 459 00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:03.279 this situation is you were trying to convince somebody at 460 00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:05.720 the bar that you are somebody that you're not, which 461 00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:06.960 is kind of but. 462 00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:11.160 That's better present that's presentation of manipulation, I think is 463 00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:15.920 false advertisement. If that's that's better, that's better. Yeah, that's 464 00:22:15.920 --> 00:22:20.400 not manipulation, that's false advertise. What what is false advertising? Manipulation? 465 00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:25.759 False advertising can be manipulative, but it's not manipulative, not exactly, 466 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:27.160 because it could be beneficial. 467 00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:31.920 What but manipulat that you're you missed you didn't person said, 468 00:22:32.759 --> 00:22:35.839 It doesn't matter if it's beneficial, it's still whatever. 469 00:22:36.880 --> 00:22:40.319 Manipulate could be. I wouldn't call that, I guess, like 470 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:46.279 I wouldn't think being specifically a negative thing. It can 471 00:22:46.359 --> 00:22:47.119 be positive thing. 472 00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:50.720 Like I manipulated you into doing this show by like 473 00:22:50.960 --> 00:22:53.559 breaking all of your technology and making you depend on 474 00:22:53.640 --> 00:22:54.039 the show. 475 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:55.160 That's what I did. 476 00:22:55.279 --> 00:22:57.519 Remember, Remember when I spilled all all that acid on 477 00:22:57.559 --> 00:23:00.440 your your PlayStation, your phone, your computer. When I did that, 478 00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:01.880 when I made you do the show you did? 479 00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:03.359 You didn't do that. I remember that. 480 00:23:03.559 --> 00:23:06.480 See, I see how effective I was. He doesn't even remember. 481 00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:07.480 Doesn't remember. That's amazing. 482 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:16.480 You're good, dude, thank you, thank you. Anyway, let's move on. Uh, 483 00:23:16.519 --> 00:23:17.720 he's gonna be thinking I did this. 484 00:23:18.200 --> 00:23:18.680 No I'm not. 485 00:23:18.799 --> 00:23:23.720 I have it. No, no, no, that wasn't never mind, 486 00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:24.720 that's a long time ago. 487 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:25.440 Don't worry about it. 488 00:23:25.759 --> 00:23:30.880 Uh, best adaptation. So this is a funny one. So 489 00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:34.359 until dawn, there was a movie. Oh I don't know 490 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:37.559 if you guys knew that. It was terrible, Uh, the 491 00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:42.240 Last of Us, two splin Ourselves, death Watch because fuck me, uh, 492 00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:45.000 double may cry, and a Minecraft movie. 493 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:48.480 Well you know what's winning that? So probably Minecraft? Honestly, 494 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.039 I think so, probably it was not probably. 495 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:54.240 Yeah, I would put money on Mincroft. 496 00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:56.079 What's crazy. Everyone I know that saw that movie that 497 00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:58.039 likes Minecraft hated that movie. But they were like, I'll 498 00:23:58.039 --> 00:23:59.920 go see it again, and it's like, you're done. 499 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:03.599 Although I don't know it's gone. Do you know do 500 00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:04.720 you think it's not gonna be the last of us? 501 00:24:04.720 --> 00:24:06.039 Because I think it might be the last of us? 502 00:24:06.079 --> 00:24:09.960 It's between the two Minecraft and the last of Us. 503 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:13.599 But I will say I didn't really hear. Now, maybe 504 00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:15.759 this is just me and my own bubble. But I 505 00:24:15.759 --> 00:24:18.720 didn't really hear anything about the Last of Us season 506 00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:20.240 two versus the first one. 507 00:24:20.839 --> 00:24:22.400 I only heard negative shit. 508 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:25.839 I watched four episodes of it, and I was like, 509 00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:28.480 this is I watched for episodes. Something happened that really 510 00:24:28.519 --> 00:24:30.400 bothered me, and I didn't want to watch anymore. 511 00:24:31.200 --> 00:24:33.480 Was it the was it the gay episode that was 512 00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:34.000 season one? 513 00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:35.799 That season one? 514 00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:37.839 Yeah, they did, they did eisode. 515 00:24:37.839 --> 00:24:39.880 They did it again. If they did it again, I'd 516 00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:42.440 be like, why they what is the same episode two? 517 00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:44.960 But there's no difference, Just like if they did it again, 518 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:46.759 Cakeson would have became Charlie Kirky would have been like, 519 00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:47.480 why are they shoving? 520 00:24:47.480 --> 00:24:50.160 This is like, that's it, that's it. I would just 521 00:24:50.319 --> 00:24:52.359 get out of the way. This is my company. I 522 00:24:52.440 --> 00:24:55.799 would just ask why are they doing it again? The 523 00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:56.839 exact same way. 524 00:24:57.240 --> 00:25:01.559 I'm just asking questions you can't ask you bigot. 525 00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:05.319 I was be like, hey, guys, didn't everybody else see 526 00:25:05.319 --> 00:25:07.279 this episode before? And no one would have greet me 527 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:09.480 than I think I'm going crazy. And then I'm gonna 528 00:25:09.480 --> 00:25:11.279 be like, so what you can't like how many times 529 00:25:11.319 --> 00:25:13.440 have we seen men and women make out and have 530 00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:15.960 love scenes? What you can't. You can't handle too, you 531 00:25:16.000 --> 00:25:20.839 can't handle to you, biggot. But it's the same one again. 532 00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:25.400 Like, hey Hitler, Okay, Kanye. 533 00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:27.519 It's wait wait, I'm just saying it's the. 534 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:31.480 Same Okay, yeah, but it's the same. 535 00:25:31.559 --> 00:25:35.079 I'm struggling to think of another one. Yeah, Kunis Owens 536 00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:41.839 heard that before, and it's so obvious. I say, I said, 537 00:25:41.880 --> 00:25:44.359 Conis Owens and Coon Sinnat those are the two ones 538 00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:47.000 I say right now? Does he deserve that? 539 00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:52.359 Yes, I haven't really heard any of his like any 540 00:25:52.640 --> 00:25:56.039 he hasn't talked politically, but he's like clearly homophobic. Oh 541 00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:00.839 I guess technically, I guess technically doesn't necessary really qualify he. 542 00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:04.279 Also he also he's also does chucks and jives. Literally 543 00:26:04.720 --> 00:26:06.279 he literally what does he do? 544 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:10.200 I haven't I haven't seen him do anything. I personally, 545 00:26:10.200 --> 00:26:10.839 I haven't like. 546 00:26:11.079 --> 00:26:14.519 He played He plays up the nigga roll way too 547 00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:17.039 hard for someone that is just not clearly not. Oh 548 00:26:17.160 --> 00:26:20.160 so he's not like he's actual characters. He might he 549 00:26:20.240 --> 00:26:22.039 might be like he's cleared from the Bronx. He's a 550 00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:24.000 fucking trinny guy from the Bronx. He probably is a 551 00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:27.400 nigga in almost every extensive phrase. But it's like, you 552 00:26:27.400 --> 00:26:30.160 don't come on, bro, like that's ridiculous. 553 00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:32.720 Yeah, I guess I don't know, you know what, because 554 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:35.720 he's just never No one I know has ever made 555 00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:36.839 a video about Kisnett. 556 00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:38.400 So that's why I don't know much about him, because 557 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:40.960 they want to be old on stream. That's why everybody's like, 558 00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:43.160 I mean, I I don't. 559 00:26:43.359 --> 00:26:44.559 The only thing I know about him is that he 560 00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:47.240 made uh he caused the fucking riot New York City 561 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:52.160 giving out PlayStations. And I remember from that moment being like, oh, 562 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.160 this guy sucks because like you don't need to be 563 00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:59.079 like I mean, I think even Kinksy was making excuses 564 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:00.680 for him. It was like, ies, he's only like twenty 565 00:27:00.720 --> 00:27:02.079 three or whatever. I'm like, brother, you don't. 566 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:05.000 I think he's just stupid, That's what it was. I 567 00:27:05.000 --> 00:27:07.119 think it was just a double kid. I don't think 568 00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:09.799 like clearly that's gonna end badly, Like there's no if 569 00:27:09.839 --> 00:27:12.240 you tell people in New York we're gonna give out 570 00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:18.839 old fish on and freaking by the freaking Bronx Lebanon Hospital, 571 00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:20.279 there's gonna be a riot. 572 00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:22.880 You have to understand that people show up. People will 573 00:27:22.880 --> 00:27:24.519 show up for so much less. 574 00:27:24.359 --> 00:27:27.400 People New York. That's the problem, not to mean there's 575 00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:30.480 so much traffic there in general. Like it's just not 576 00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:32.440 a smart move. Do you remember that guy? 577 00:27:32.640 --> 00:27:34.559 Do you remember that guy who did the uh come 578 00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:37.440 to uh Union Square Park, I'm gonna eat an entire 579 00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:38.519 thing of cheeseballs. 580 00:27:39.000 --> 00:27:41.079 Oh yeah, And a bunch of people showed up. 581 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:46.119 He had like two hundred people watching this guy like 582 00:27:46.279 --> 00:27:49.519 eat and like cheer him, like of course people are 583 00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:53.880 gonna show up for PlayStations. Absolutely the fuck. Even I may, 584 00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:55.799 I would have thought about it, for sure if I 585 00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:57.079 was about it too. 586 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:58.200 If I was, that would have went just to go. 587 00:27:58.519 --> 00:28:00.160 There is some terrible things happen. I would have one. 588 00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:03.640 I would have been on top of a building watching 589 00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:05.359 like fucking Batman, but not there. 590 00:28:05.880 --> 00:28:08.000 I would have been on the best Buy, the second 591 00:28:08.000 --> 00:28:09.240 floor of the best Buy, and I would have been 592 00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:11.000 looking out the window. It's like certain you need anything. 593 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:12.920 It's like no, no, no, man, no no no. 594 00:28:13.200 --> 00:28:17.039 I have a fucking chair and I'm just watching it, 595 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:20.240 watching the animals flop together. 596 00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:24.000 Anyway, Yeah, it's minecrafter last of us. Probably I would 597 00:28:24.039 --> 00:28:25.759 bet last of us just because it seems like the 598 00:28:25.799 --> 00:28:30.480 thing that they would choose the voters, the voter, the. 599 00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:34.039 We care about games that are mostly movies. 600 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:39.119 We care about real we care about real media, and anyway, 601 00:28:39.160 --> 00:28:41.160 so it's so then it's the best multiplayer of the 602 00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:45.000 Battlefield elden Ring Peak, which is good. Peak should get 603 00:28:45.000 --> 00:28:48.079 a NOD Split Fiction, which is that, uh, that co 604 00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:51.680 op game by those co op fellas, and then our graders, 605 00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:55.480 which I think we'll take it our graders is uh, 606 00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:59.160 it's definitely gonna steal it. I think I'm gonna give 607 00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:04.359 it to just splizzy splizzy splizzy fizzy. 608 00:29:04.920 --> 00:29:05.880 Oh, split Fix. 609 00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:08.839 Is probably better. I would I would, I would wager, 610 00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:10.680 I would wager. That's what I'm saying, Like, I feel 611 00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.000 like that game probably deserves the Game of the Year, 612 00:29:12.039 --> 00:29:15.519 probably like or not deserves it, but like should be 613 00:29:15.680 --> 00:29:19.920 like nominated acknowledged because like I heard people talk about 614 00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.799 that game like, yeah, it's better than it takes two 615 00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:23.480 and it takes too is like my obvious game of 616 00:29:23.519 --> 00:29:25.519 the year that the year that came out. I remember 617 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:27.559 being like this is fucking amazing. So if it's better 618 00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:29.759 than that, like I mean, just like that's that alone 619 00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:30.799 is insane. 620 00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:32.160 That's hypraise type praise. 621 00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:37.160 It's good shit, yeah, but our greats is a fucking phenomenon. 622 00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:38.359 So I think it's kind. 623 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:41.119 Of I don't funny thing is I don't know anything 624 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:43.839 about it it. Uh I keep seeing it around, but 625 00:29:43.880 --> 00:29:47.079 I just haven't looked into it. Uh, Like what do 626 00:29:47.119 --> 00:29:48.559 you think about it in your opinion? 627 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:53.160 Like is it like ooh, it's it's very good, but 628 00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:54.880 it's it's very good in a way that like, I 629 00:29:54.920 --> 00:29:55.960 don't think. 630 00:29:57.119 --> 00:29:57.920 It's very weird. 631 00:29:58.039 --> 00:29:59.680 So like a lot of a lot of what's cool 632 00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:02.240 about it is the being on mic because it's it's 633 00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:05.279 an extraction game with proximity voice, so you're like incentive, 634 00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:08.359 like no one's in like a discord chat. Well somebody 635 00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:10.319 might all they might also be in discord, but like 636 00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:13.079 they're in game and they're speaking right, and so a 637 00:30:13.119 --> 00:30:15.480 lot of it is like you just you go onto 638 00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:19.079 a map, you search the map for like valuable shit 639 00:30:19.200 --> 00:30:21.799 shit that you need, and then your inventory gets full, 640 00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:23.480 and then you go to an extraction point and you 641 00:30:23.519 --> 00:30:25.000 hope that you can get out, and there's like AI 642 00:30:25.319 --> 00:30:28.000 robots and shit running around trying to kill you that 643 00:30:28.039 --> 00:30:29.599 you have to try to avoid or try to fight, 644 00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:32.400 team up with, or take down. And the thing about 645 00:30:32.400 --> 00:30:34.279 it is that like you can run into people and 646 00:30:34.400 --> 00:30:37.720 you can form alliances. They can stab you in the back, 647 00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:39.599 you can stab them in the back, you can authentically 648 00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:43.640 work together. It's good shit. And the interactions that I've 649 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:45.480 had in that game are hysterical. 650 00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:49.000 Is there a benefit? Is there is there any reason 651 00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:52.480 why you wouldn't kill your other people on the map? 652 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:59.000 The reason why yes, because so if you kill another enemy, 653 00:30:59.400 --> 00:31:02.599 if you kill a human, when they die, a flare 654 00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:06.880 goes up signifying that they're and so someone's killed somebody 655 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:11.680 over here, So that means it draws attention to that area, 656 00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:15.519 not just from other players, but from certain AI, and 657 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:20.119 the AI will fuck you they like they're not. This 658 00:31:20.160 --> 00:31:21.599 is the first game in a long time where I 659 00:31:21.640 --> 00:31:23.640 was like, I think I kind of understand video games 660 00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:26.279 enough to know what that enemy is capable of doing. 661 00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:28.960 And then like so they have like these drones, right, 662 00:31:29.079 --> 00:31:31.839 and they're literally just fucking drones, like straight up, like 663 00:31:31.880 --> 00:31:33.839 they look like drones you could buy it like best buy, 664 00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.920 and they have turrets on them, but like they'll fly 665 00:31:36.039 --> 00:31:38.880 around and they'll hover and they'll spot you and then 666 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:40.400 you'd be like, oh fuck, well, I'm just gonna go 667 00:31:40.400 --> 00:31:43.519 in the building and then it'll motherfucker will go in 668 00:31:43.640 --> 00:31:47.000 and fucking chase you, like down the halls. And I'm like, 669 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:50.440 I can't believe that it understands how to do all 670 00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:53.880 this shit as well as it does. Like you can't 671 00:31:54.160 --> 00:31:56.799 it's hard to escape them, and so like it actually 672 00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:59.400 behooves you to just work together with people and if 673 00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.400 you can borrow, if you're like, hey, what do you 674 00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:06.640 need and they could say like I need this microprocessor 675 00:32:06.640 --> 00:32:08.440 for a quest or whatever, or like this material and 676 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:10.799 you could be like, oh, I have that, I'll leave 677 00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:13.839 it here. You can take that. I need a free 678 00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:16.200 inventory space anyway. Do you have a battery? 679 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:16.359 You know? 680 00:32:16.519 --> 00:32:18.359 Like yeah, and so you can barter kind of in 681 00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:18.960 real time. 682 00:32:19.319 --> 00:32:21.880 Oh god, I'm killing it. It's just fun. It's on site. 683 00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:23.960 For me. It's just I just don't play the game 684 00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:25.680 like that. It's like I got to I got out 685 00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:28.200 a room People's day. I can't play that game like that. 686 00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.519 You I'll do it. I'll do it until I get 687 00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:33.640 sucked over, until I get fucked over. Eventually, I'm like, 688 00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:35.079 I don't want to play this anymore. But I have 689 00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:36.480 fun while I'm doing it. 690 00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:39.599 It's the most fun thing about it is genuinely just 691 00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:41.640 the fact that it's like, oh, it's like back to 692 00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:45.319 the lobby again, like you're talking to people and it's toxic. 693 00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:49.599 But it's also like weirdly like incredibly friendly. Like I've 694 00:32:49.599 --> 00:32:51.599 met people already, Like I got like a crew of 695 00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:53.359 people that I've never met in person that like we 696 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:54.759 play like pretty regularly. 697 00:32:54.920 --> 00:32:55.880 It's just like, this is cool. 698 00:32:56.240 --> 00:32:58.759 I haven't had this experience since I was like fucking seventeen, 699 00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:02.599 probably earlier than that. I actually so it's good stuff. 700 00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:06.880 It's definitely not for everybody, but it's unquestionably kind of 701 00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.000 like I mean, it's it's the game that's taken over 702 00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:11.880 the most, Like it's the only thing I see on 703 00:33:11.960 --> 00:33:15.720 like my fucking for you page now, Like Battlefield is great, 704 00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:17.880 but it came and went Eldon ring Knight, Wait, Eldon 705 00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:19.599 Ring Knight. Rain kind of came and went too, Like 706 00:33:19.640 --> 00:33:25.079 that was like a fucking fart in the wind. So 707 00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:27.920 I think it's probably going to win. If anything else, though, 708 00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:32.400 like maybe maybe split Thing shouldn't gets it because I 709 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:35.400 because I could see that also, but I haven't played it. 710 00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:40.799 Best sports are Racing. I could give a fuck, but 711 00:33:40.839 --> 00:33:44.920 it's a sports football club f one. It's a Formula 712 00:33:44.920 --> 00:33:49.400 one Mario Kart World rematch and Sonic Racing Cross worlds. 713 00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.920 I hope, I hope Mario wins. 714 00:33:52.039 --> 00:33:54.279 Hop Sonic wins. I hope. I hate Sonic, I hope 715 00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:58.279 it loses. It's mad. I love I love seeing Nintendo 716 00:33:58.319 --> 00:33:59.880 fans upset, So I hope Sonic wins. 717 00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:03.880 Oh that is a good point. Actually, it would be 718 00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:06.400 nice to see Mark Actually yeah, actually there. 719 00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:09.400 You don't understand that. That's perfect game. He blows up. 720 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:10.480 It's perfect. 721 00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:12.679 I had people try to sell me on Kirby air Riders, 722 00:34:12.679 --> 00:34:14.159 and I was like, what are you talking about? 723 00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:15.920 It's a good game. Is that is you? You won't 724 00:34:15.960 --> 00:34:18.000 like it? No, I know I won't like it. I'm 725 00:34:18.039 --> 00:34:19.119 looking at it game. 726 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:21.199 I saw somebody play a match and it's like, hey, 727 00:34:21.199 --> 00:34:22.760 I'll show you a match and you can decide. The 728 00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:26.320 match was thirty seconds? No, No, it was not. 729 00:34:27.079 --> 00:34:27.880 I was not. 730 00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:31.840 I am not fucking exaggerating. 731 00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:33.920 And seconds Chris, shut the fox up. 732 00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:35.719 Okay, the fuck up. 733 00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:39.760 You might have saw thirty seconds of the match. That's possible. 734 00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:42.360 No, dude, the match starts and it ends in less 735 00:34:42.360 --> 00:34:44.320 than a minute. This is what I saw. 736 00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:47.400 Chris. You start the game, Chris, you start the game, 737 00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:49.960 you have to go get things if they'll get a 738 00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:52.719 bunch of freaking items to power up your thing, and 739 00:34:52.880 --> 00:34:55.719 then you do the game. That might be one mode. 740 00:34:56.280 --> 00:34:59.119 That's the game. I played the game so much growing up. 741 00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:01.920 There's other modes in this that. Yeah, but you don't 742 00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:05.199 just go straight to racing. That's that's that game. Doesn't 743 00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:05.760 have an. 744 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:08.840 Eye for that. I promise you. I saw the get 745 00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:14.000 set fucking ghost screen in thirty seconds of uncut game was. 746 00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:17.000 The final part of the racing or the final mini 747 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.679 game part itself. It's like saying, like Mario Party is 748 00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:23.039 just the when everybody fights each other in a round 749 00:35:23.360 --> 00:35:25.599 forgetting about the moving around the freaking board. 750 00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:28.159 But so the race is so so the final race 751 00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:29.079 part is thirty seconds. 752 00:35:29.159 --> 00:35:30.679 It could be quick. Yeah, it can be pretty quick 753 00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:32.960 because because of the fact that the other part of 754 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:34.880 the game is you building up your car to do 755 00:35:34.920 --> 00:35:37.559 the various like races or battles or stuff. 756 00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:39.960 I'm not I'm not gonna listen to anything else you 757 00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:44.800 have to say. See that's christ Simmons strategy. I don't 758 00:35:44.800 --> 00:35:45.880 know any of this I've never even seen. 759 00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.199 Isn't it going to be freaking what's it called? Uh? 760 00:35:48.639 --> 00:35:55.440 Kingdom or seven? Which niggas ain't happy about that game? 761 00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:58.920 But when are they like, yeah, yeah, you know of 762 00:35:59.000 --> 00:36:01.159 that play that game. Care too much about that game 763 00:36:01.239 --> 00:36:06.000 to like like anything they do, Like they're just but. 764 00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.639 I heard really good things about this game, The Altars, 765 00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:14.760 but like, I don't know. Yeah, I saw it on 766 00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:16.280 game Pass and I was like, yeah, I might get 767 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:17.440 give it a shot. And then I heard people talk 768 00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:21.480 about It's like, oh, it's good. But it's like again lately, 769 00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:23.719 in the past, like several years, even if a game 770 00:36:23.800 --> 00:36:25.840 is good, it's like who cares. 771 00:36:26.960 --> 00:36:29.599 Final Fantasy Tactics might get it. It's a remake. 772 00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:32.960 I mean, it's inteligible, it's it's up there. 773 00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:36.480 But that game is that game is very very, very 774 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:39.599 very well received. Like I argue, those are some of 775 00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:41.920 the best Final Fantasy games period, is the tactic ones. 776 00:36:41.960 --> 00:36:44.840 They're really good games. Yeah, I don't I don't know anything. 777 00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:49.119 I mean, you could be right, I would guess, yeah, 778 00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:51.800 I'll just I'll guess that I really don't know. Yeah, 779 00:36:52.280 --> 00:36:56.559 best families that a lot of. 780 00:36:56.519 --> 00:36:58.760 The audience stuff that one directed that game. 781 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:04.159 Uh, Donkey Kong Bonanza Voyage. There's two lego games. 782 00:37:04.239 --> 00:37:07.760 The fuck probably gonna win that, unfortunately, well not unfortunately. 783 00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:09.320 It's a great game, but it's probably gonna win that. 784 00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:12.639 Actually, I don't know, I could see, like Mario, because like, 785 00:37:12.719 --> 00:37:14.400 is Donkey Kong Bananza really for the family? 786 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:17.960 Not so much? But I mean, I don't know, it's 787 00:37:17.960 --> 00:37:20.159 I don't think it should be there, probably honestly, but. 788 00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:23.599 Like, yeah, you know, it's just like a fucking a 789 00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:25.920 game that everyone could play. 790 00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:28.159 Yeah, a kid could play this, It's like yeah, but 791 00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:28.639 not with me? 792 00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:31.519 Yeah, like fuck you we talking about I would yeah, 793 00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:36.000 I would guess Mario Kart. But fighting okay two x 794 00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.639 KO Capcom Fighting Collection two. 795 00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:41.360 That shouldn't be up there. That's fucking insane. 796 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:49.119 That's Legacy Collection. That's that's happening. Virtue A Fighter five, 797 00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.840 Revo World Stage, and Fatal Fury City. 798 00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:54.280 Right, dude, it was a bad year for fighting games. 799 00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:57.400 That's true because because like think about it, everything came 800 00:37:57.400 --> 00:37:58.039 out last year. 801 00:37:59.039 --> 00:38:03.480 Yeah, why in God's name are so many remakes up here? 802 00:38:04.440 --> 00:38:07.239 No fucking game came out this year. That's probably gonna 803 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.039 be It probably gonna be TwixT Ko because of all 804 00:38:09.079 --> 00:38:13.000 the fucking League players Pieces of Ship, but Fatal Fury, the. 805 00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:15.400 Characters, the only city of those is the only thing. 806 00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:21.880 Did you see? Fucking who is it that game? Yeah? 807 00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:25.440 So it is Lee I'm mistake. Oh that makes sense, 808 00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:27.280 you know. So it's chuning and fucking and they made 809 00:38:27.320 --> 00:38:30.639 her ass obscenely in this game, and I'm like, look, yeah, 810 00:38:30.719 --> 00:38:33.559 I think niggas, you Saudi niggas. Man. 811 00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:35.239 I think you might have put Ken in it too, 812 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:36.159 if I remember. 813 00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:39.639 It is it is? 814 00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:42.480 It is kay? They are the Saudi, Yeah, the Saudi Fellas, 815 00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:45.280 which is hilarious. It's between two x KO and Fatal 816 00:38:45.320 --> 00:38:48.079 Fury because those are the only games, like everything else 817 00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:50.639 is everything else is like, yeah, it's trash. 818 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.519 This is probably gonna win it if if if Tokon 819 00:38:54.639 --> 00:38:58.719 came out, it would just wipe this. Well if it's good, yeah, 820 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:01.800 ton probably. I think to cons are better, I guess 821 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:04.760 even if it's like have you, I mean, have you 822 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:07.039 played it? Yeah? I was in. I was in young 823 00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:10.079 I was not. No, I'm signed up for what you 824 00:39:10.079 --> 00:39:13.079 about to come out. Whenever madea drops, I'm signed up. 825 00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:16.000 I did the uh the the thing for a PlayStation 826 00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.039 what is it called like the thing to be a 827 00:39:19.079 --> 00:39:21.880 part of the early drops wherever I see. So I 828 00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:23.440 did that to make sure I'm gonna because I really 829 00:39:23.440 --> 00:39:28.719 want to play that game. Yeah, I mean, I you 830 00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:31.679 don't want to fire no more. It's fine, It's actually 831 00:39:31.719 --> 00:39:34.800 I just I really I'm being man. I really want 832 00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:38.159 a Marvelers Calcum with X Men. Dude. Like, I just I. 833 00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:41.199 Feel like Mike got you got it already, bro. Brother, 834 00:39:41.280 --> 00:39:43.679 It's not that, it's it's just like I feel like 835 00:39:43.679 --> 00:39:46.880 my dick's getting punched. Bro. Like it just the Infinite 836 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:49.760 was fucking like, you know, it was underwhelming, and then 837 00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:52.599 it's like, hey, here's all the here's all the X Men, 838 00:39:53.159 --> 00:39:54.559 and I'm like, oh cool. 839 00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:57.599 There it's like playing Marvel Superheroes, like one of the 840 00:39:57.639 --> 00:39:59.519 first ones that came out a million years ago and 841 00:39:59.559 --> 00:40:02.800 the Midnight Cool and I'm just like. 842 00:40:03.480 --> 00:40:07.960 No, no, no, that game came out almost three decades ago. 843 00:40:08.079 --> 00:40:10.440 You get that again, saw. 844 00:40:10.360 --> 00:40:12.599 Real, but it's like you're getting just a sup up 845 00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:13.559 version of Marvel. 846 00:40:13.320 --> 00:40:16.000 Superheroes, you know what I mean. Like it's like, all right, 847 00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:16.800 that game. 848 00:40:17.480 --> 00:40:20.360 When I found out that it wasn't, uh, it wasn't 849 00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:23.519 just straight up like like marvel S game. I was like, 850 00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:26.159 why would they do that? They know how they advertised 851 00:40:26.159 --> 00:40:28.400 this game to us. They know how they advertised this 852 00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:30.119 game to us. We were all like, oh sick, we're 853 00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:35.039 gonna get Marvel Superheroes again. Liars, I don't know, fucking 854 00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:35.840 liars man. 855 00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:39.360 Yeah, it is bad here for fighting games, clear it 856 00:40:39.440 --> 00:40:43.840 is bro The collection. I can't believe a collection is. 857 00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:47.199 I can't believe a collect collect that is. It's so bad. 858 00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.280 That is like like if master Chief Collection was eligible 859 00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:52.400 the year that came out, you know what I mean? 860 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:55.159 Like that is crazy, And it would have came out Shooter, 861 00:40:55.320 --> 00:40:56.920 if it would have came out later, it would have 862 00:40:56.960 --> 00:40:58.960 been maybe. 863 00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:02.320 And I guess if it didn't cut out broken as fuck, 864 00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:06.880 that also didn't help. I guess the fact that it 865 00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:12.159 was unfixably broken for six years it didn't necessarily help it. Uh, 866 00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:15.000 is that the most broken thing you can what? 867 00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:15.519 What? 868 00:41:15.360 --> 00:41:15.400 What? 869 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.039 What was? What was that I've ever experienced? Yeah? Yeah, 870 00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:21.719 it's not even didn't work. It should have did not work. 871 00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.119 We'd had to play Land because of how bad it was. 872 00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:27.840 Do you remember that. I remember playing Land because. 873 00:41:27.800 --> 00:41:30.320 I remember coming home. Well, here's it's not even just 874 00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.639 that it was broken, but it was as broken as 875 00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:34.280 it was for. 876 00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:39.840 Years, for years. It's not like I got whatever. And 877 00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:43.639 it's not even like it got like big crazy fixes. 878 00:41:43.679 --> 00:41:45.440 It's not like Fall seventy six, where it's like okay, 879 00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:47.599 it launched kind of bare bones, but you could see 880 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:50.400 like okay, the map's cool or whatever. And that's a 881 00:41:50.440 --> 00:41:52.719 game that you expected to evolve over time. These were 882 00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:57.559 games that were already fucking done, like they were already perfect. Yeah, 883 00:41:57.599 --> 00:42:00.280 so like for it to just completely break, it was 884 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:05.360 I'll never forget. Like you've come in Firth Place. It 885 00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:09.880 was one th one th and I'm just like, bro, they. 886 00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:17.800 Didn't get a shit. That is crazy. First Place is crazy. Sorry, crazy, 887 00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.519 it's crazy. I think I might actually have a list naturally, 888 00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:25.920 and I I suppress it and then when I let 889 00:42:25.960 --> 00:42:30.000 myself list, I fucking do it too often. Man, you 890 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:34.159 should list it up. Not uh but yeah, that's easily. 891 00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:36.480 What's the most broken what's the most broken experience that 892 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:38.480 you've had in a video? Like the most like this 893 00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:40.519 is unfixed, this is easily fucked. 894 00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:44.960 It was uh god damn it. AC five What was 895 00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:45.599 it called unity? 896 00:42:45.719 --> 00:42:50.280 Unity? Oh? That came with my Xbox One s. 897 00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:53.239 That was one year later, I think, if I'm not mistaken, 898 00:42:53.400 --> 00:42:55.639 or like two years later, maybe no, one year that 899 00:42:55.719 --> 00:42:58.039 was twenty fifteen, right, it was yeah, yeah, so that 900 00:42:58.079 --> 00:43:00.000 was a year after the collection. That was a bad 901 00:43:00.079 --> 00:43:02.679 had time to be a gamer man, Like everything was 902 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:04.280 busted to fuck. 903 00:43:05.760 --> 00:43:09.000 It was broken for me. There's a Final Fantasy game 904 00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:12.559 that's on that's on PC. It was like one of 905 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.119 the city of games that genuinely you can't get past 906 00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:18.079 the menu. It's like so broken, it's insane. Like I 907 00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:20.360 open it and I'm like, all right, I can't get in. 908 00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:24.320 When was this? I don't remember. It's a habit right 909 00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:26.800 now on my computer, Like if I streamed my thing 910 00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.960 and I showed you guys, I can't get into the game? 911 00:43:29.760 --> 00:43:31.880 Is it? It doesn't give me controls? It's like, what 912 00:43:32.119 --> 00:43:34.760 how do I get in? Here? To your settings being crazy? 913 00:43:34.800 --> 00:43:38.480 It's interesting, fair, I wonder probably Halo. Halo is really 914 00:43:38.519 --> 00:43:40.960 really bad? What's not? The broken video game was like, oh, 915 00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:42.000 this game just doesn't run. 916 00:43:41.840 --> 00:43:45.559 Well, dude, dude. I remember getting like when it started working, 917 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:47.440 I would get into matches and it would be me 918 00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:52.079 and one other person versus seven people. Like the team, 919 00:43:52.400 --> 00:43:57.719 like the teams were broken. It really people don't understand 920 00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:01.960 how I wish there were more video documenting at the time, 921 00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:04.000 just how fucked it was. I made a couple of them, 922 00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.800 so I'd be curious to go back. But like, but 923 00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:12.239 like dude Firth place, I remember, I remember the campaigns 924 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:14.840 would kick you out because it would lose connection, You 925 00:44:14.840 --> 00:44:16.480 would lose connection to yourself. 926 00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:20.000 It was fucked. It was fucked. 927 00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.039 But uh, the next category that should be they should 928 00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:24.559 have like a Razzies kind of thing. 929 00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:32.360 Yeah, most ship, fucking creations of the year, most ship, 930 00:44:33.039 --> 00:44:37.719 most ship game of the year, fucking what was the movie? 931 00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:39.039 The funniest game to put there? 932 00:44:41.400 --> 00:44:43.280 I don't know, it's probably there's probably so many that 933 00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:46.079 you could. I know that The Walking Dead Destinies has 934 00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:47.239 to win some award. 935 00:44:47.480 --> 00:44:52.039 It's enshrined. It's it's it's like the award is. 936 00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:56.039 A case of it, Dude, award is fucking no, the 937 00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:58.159 award is fucking shot. 938 00:44:58.800 --> 00:45:00.559 Is Shane shooting in the. 939 00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:04.039 Face and Rick and Rick's not reacting. 940 00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:07.159 I'm a better man. 941 00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:11.000 If anybody, If anybody's popping into this episode, and they 942 00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:12.880 might not be familiar, but what we're talking about, please 943 00:45:13.000 --> 00:45:15.719 do yourself a favor and look up Walking the Walking 944 00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.719 Dead destinies. It's a video game. There's a boss fight 945 00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:22.920 with uh fucking Rick and uh Shane, and it is 946 00:45:24.639 --> 00:45:29.320 It is cinema, dude, It's absolute, absolute cinema. 947 00:45:29.400 --> 00:45:32.559 Shane is shooting the fuck out of Rick and he's 948 00:45:32.599 --> 00:45:36.280 barely taking any damage, and Rick has a crowbar. 949 00:45:36.360 --> 00:45:42.119 I think that's doing more damage. It is so awesome. 950 00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:45.000 I really, I earnestly highly you will not be disappointed. 951 00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:49.400 The crow bar is an instinct killed. It's an instant kill. 952 00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:52.480 He's got the half life crowbar. It's like very effective. 953 00:45:52.519 --> 00:45:54.440 Yea, yeah, he hits you with that ship wants and 954 00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:58.440 fucking It's either it's either Rick's durability is off the 955 00:45:58.559 --> 00:46:02.559 charts or Shane's shotgun is pathetic. 956 00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:11.000 He got he he literally just got a shotgun full 957 00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:11.760 of blanks. 958 00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:16.119 Would hurt you eventually? 959 00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:21.079 I think no, it would, but it makes sense. It 960 00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:25.280 makes it tracks anyway. Next category, So I gotta be 961 00:46:25.280 --> 00:46:27.320 honest with you. I saw this. I didn't know so 962 00:46:27.840 --> 00:46:34.519 little story. I saw this next category Best RPG, and 963 00:46:34.599 --> 00:46:37.920 when I saw the nominations, I was under the impression 964 00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:41.679 that this was the game of the Year list, and 965 00:46:41.719 --> 00:46:45.320 I damn I almost lost my fucking mind. I almost 966 00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.599 like I almost had like a whole Twitter rant because 967 00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:51.119 I was like, no, fu, are you serious? This is crazy? 968 00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:56.519 So best RPG avowed which when did that come out? 969 00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:59.280 That was like, that was like March or February or so. 970 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:04.320 It feels this, this feels might be it might be later. 971 00:47:04.320 --> 00:47:07.599 Actually you're You're probably right. It just feels ancient to me. 972 00:47:07.679 --> 00:47:08.559 I don't know whatever. 973 00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:14.519 Uh yeah, February thirteenth, okay or eighteenth, very early in 974 00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:17.719 the year. Playing that game, it was okay, it was 975 00:47:17.880 --> 00:47:20.199 uh it's but I saw it and I was like, 976 00:47:20.280 --> 00:47:23.639 I thought game of the Year about I was like, oh, no. 977 00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:27.960 Like under in no world. 978 00:47:29.800 --> 00:47:32.199 Like it was fine. It was entirely fine, if a 979 00:47:32.199 --> 00:47:36.559 little underwhelming, So avowed Claire Obscure Kingdom Come Deliverance to 980 00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:41.360 both valid Monster Hunter, Wild's okay, I don't think it's 981 00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:43.920 gonna win it, and then Outer Worlds Too, which I 982 00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:46.360 have not played yet but I heard is pretty good. 983 00:47:49.440 --> 00:47:51.920 It just made me realize that Obsidian released two games 984 00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.000 this year. That's fucking crazy. 985 00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:55.960 Oh, this year is off. This year is a fucking 986 00:47:56.239 --> 00:48:02.199 active gang raping man. This year is fucking crazy. It's saying, Okay, 987 00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:05.280 so that was one of the ones. Let's go to 988 00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:08.480 best game direction, Chris, why don't we a right within 989 00:48:09.039 --> 00:48:16.239 game direction Claire Obski, Yeah, dev stranding, Ghost of Yotaie, 990 00:48:17.400 --> 00:48:19.320 haites To direction. 991 00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:21.440 Yeah, best game direction, that's. 992 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:24.239 What I Yeah. I actually this is a hot take 993 00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:28.159 for me, right, I think that game directions should probably 994 00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:31.400 go to Haites two. I do think Claire made a masterpiece, 995 00:48:31.639 --> 00:48:33.400 but I think you should go to Hades two. But 996 00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:36.000 let's go to the I would I would, I would wager. 997 00:48:36.519 --> 00:48:39.199 I would wager actually, like based on so I've played 998 00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:41.159 most of these, I haven't played Hades to or Split 999 00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.280 Fiction yet, but I would be inclined to agree. I 1000 00:48:44.320 --> 00:48:46.159 would probably guess that Split Fiction and Haites two are 1001 00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:50.039 probably more deserving than a better game direction than Like, 1002 00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.079 Claire Scire is really good, but like, I don't know 1003 00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:55.239 if I feel that the game is directed that exceptionally well, 1004 00:48:55.440 --> 00:48:59.079 Like the narrative's good, but like that set do the 1005 00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:01.400 side stuff with like the platforming so you could unlock 1006 00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:08.400 the fucking swimsuits or whatever. I'm like, bro, fuck this, I. 1007 00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:11.559 Did all of it. You're insane. I did, like almost 1008 00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:13.559 none of it that game. I finished that game at 1009 00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:14.000 like not. 1010 00:49:16.239 --> 00:49:22.039 Okay, maybe, but next, hold on best RPG you didn't 1011 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:23.199 and people. 1012 00:49:22.920 --> 00:49:25.159 Should get it. Oh no, clear, there's no, there's no way. 1013 00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:27.480 I think there's a case to be made for Kingdom Come. 1014 00:49:27.559 --> 00:49:30.239 That's what I think, because Kingdom Come was. 1015 00:49:31.159 --> 00:49:32.639 As an actual role playing game. 1016 00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:36.719 Yeah, Like, Kingdom Come was so in depth that it 1017 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:38.840 turned me off, Like I was just like, there's so 1018 00:49:39.440 --> 00:49:42.679 this is so, this is so much of a role 1019 00:49:42.679 --> 00:49:44.000 playing game that I don't know if I have the 1020 00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:46.760 patience or time for this. I gotta hammer my fucking 1021 00:49:46.920 --> 00:49:52.920 sword with all respect right off to that role playing game. 1022 00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:53.719 That's like it is. 1023 00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:56.239 Yeah, so I think it probably deserves it more than 1024 00:49:56.360 --> 00:49:57.960 because claips Here is a role playing game, but like 1025 00:49:57.960 --> 00:49:59.760 it's it's it's I think clarif s Here is a 1026 00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:01.440 better game technically, but like, I don't know if it's 1027 00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:04.320 a better RPG. Honestly, I would say no. I would 1028 00:50:04.360 --> 00:50:08.320 say no. Maybe in the building, like your build and 1029 00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:10.679 you're team crafting, maybe, but I think. 1030 00:50:11.079 --> 00:50:14.280 Not, even they're freaking Kingocom. Deliverance is everything, man, I'm 1031 00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:18.519 pretty sure linea just matter in that game, you know. Yeah, yeah, 1032 00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:21.000 I'm pretty sure your parents are matter. 1033 00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:22.800 It's like I do want to get I do want 1034 00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:26.199 to get around to it, but like, I just know. 1035 00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:27.159 That's too game of that's too gaming of a game, 1036 00:50:27.159 --> 00:50:29.039 because I felt if I start playing that I won't 1037 00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:31.119 be able to play anything else. You play the first 1038 00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:33.079 one hundred hour game minimum, you know you played the 1039 00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:35.840 first one a very little bit, very very My friend 1040 00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:37.199 had it. My friend had it on his PC. He 1041 00:50:37.280 --> 00:50:38.320 was like, you want to try it? And I was like, 1042 00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:39.639 I guess I'll try it. And I was like, oh, 1043 00:50:39.679 --> 00:50:43.760 I'm I'm like first one came on like twenty thirteen, right. 1044 00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:49.119 No, I think a little bit later I would say seventeen. 1045 00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:53.159 Yeah, I guess I didn't. I guess didn't play that game. Then, No, 1046 00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:53.840 I didn't play it. 1047 00:50:53.920 --> 00:50:59.400 Case one released Deliverance twenty eighteen, so February twenty eighteen. 1048 00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.360 So basically twenty then never never. 1049 00:51:02.119 --> 00:51:04.000 You know what convinced me to play because somebody was 1050 00:51:04.000 --> 00:51:06.320 fucking around just so you can see what a third 1051 00:51:06.360 --> 00:51:09.719 person would look like. And so it's because you know, 1052 00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:10.719 it's not designed for it. 1053 00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:14.119 So the arms are flailing, you know, like, but like 1054 00:51:14.199 --> 00:51:16.719 everything else is stationary. It's it was so funny. It 1055 00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:19.320 was like hysterical. Yeah, I remember seeing that with Doom 1056 00:51:19.519 --> 00:51:21.840 when Doom Try sixty came out, and it's like, Dooom 1057 00:51:21.840 --> 00:51:25.199 guy is literally a foot tall and his feet or 1058 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:28.760 like below his fucking neck. It's really it's the dumbest 1059 00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:32.760 fucking thing you've ever seen. It's hilarious. But uh, the 1060 00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:35.159 I think Kingdom Come deserves it because it's I don't 1061 00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:36.880 think it's going to win as much. I don't think 1062 00:51:36.880 --> 00:51:38.800 it's going to win as many awards as it should 1063 00:51:39.119 --> 00:51:41.440 because it was early in the year people forgot about it. 1064 00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:43.239 It is like I remember a lot of people who 1065 00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:45.000 like are big into Bethesda games being like this is 1066 00:51:45.000 --> 00:51:48.079 what we wish Bethesda would like would evolve into, Like 1067 00:51:48.159 --> 00:51:50.320 this is like a natural like next It felt like 1068 00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:52.400 a next generation Beth's the game to a lot of people, 1069 00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:54.559 which is like, yeah, I see it. I totally, I 1070 00:51:54.599 --> 00:51:57.519 totally get it. I'm enamored with it. I just it's 1071 00:51:57.559 --> 00:51:58.559 such a commitment that game. 1072 00:51:58.599 --> 00:51:58.760 Man. 1073 00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:04.000 But yeah, best action Adventure, Death Stranding, Gocot, Hollow Night, 1074 00:52:04.119 --> 00:52:06.840 Silk Song, Indiana Jones. But fiction is probably gonna go 1075 00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:10.199 to action adventure. Actually, I don't know. 1076 00:52:10.519 --> 00:52:12.559 I think it should be soalk song silky. I don't 1077 00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:16.239 think it's gonna win it. I think I think it's 1078 00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:19.920 gonna get it. Fucking Kojima Kojima production is gonna get 1079 00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:22.719 that one. Even though I think that game, even though 1080 00:52:22.719 --> 00:52:26.360 I think that game is fucking great, I actually stand 1081 00:52:26.400 --> 00:52:28.800 by how much I really enjoy playing Death Stranding too. 1082 00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:30.760 That game is mad fucking. 1083 00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:33.519 That's genuinely surprising, so over the top. 1084 00:52:33.599 --> 00:52:36.239 It is like so watch because they were like, Okay, 1085 00:52:36.280 --> 00:52:39.039 you guys didn't like the gameplay the last one, let's 1086 00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:41.639 put ridiculous gameplay in this one. 1087 00:52:41.880 --> 00:52:43.360 It's the same gameplay. 1088 00:52:43.440 --> 00:52:46.920 It's not. It's it's not that the traversials that the 1089 00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:49.519 traversal is definitely different, for sure, that's the biggest difference 1090 00:52:49.519 --> 00:52:51.960 between that when the first one and second one. But 1091 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.079 in fact, the gameplay is way more over the top 1092 00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:55.440 of this one than it wasn't our last one. 1093 00:52:55.599 --> 00:52:59.480 I don't I or combat at least, I just don't 1094 00:52:59.480 --> 00:53:02.239 think you played the first one that deeply, because it 1095 00:53:02.320 --> 00:53:04.440 is a lot of it is. It's just the game 1096 00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:06.920 is better at shoving that stuff into the forefront than 1097 00:53:06.920 --> 00:53:08.639 it was in the first game. Because the first game 1098 00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:11.320 had a lot of that stuff like a lot of it. 1099 00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:13.719 There's some stuff that's definitely new, but like, I think 1100 00:53:13.800 --> 00:53:14.400 the core of. 1101 00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:16.320 It, I think that I think Silk Song is a masterpiece. 1102 00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:18.320 But I think that the problem is that a lot 1103 00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:20.119 of people probably didn't finish that game. I think a 1104 00:53:20.119 --> 00:53:21.760 lot of people are probably like, I can't do this. 1105 00:53:21.960 --> 00:53:23.159 I think there's a lot of people that are still 1106 00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:26.639 working on it. Actually, yeah, it's like it's like I'm hurting. 1107 00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:30.039 This hurts. It's between Silk Song and Ghost Yota. 1108 00:53:30.079 --> 00:53:34.360 I think is good. But it's a female main character, 1109 00:53:34.440 --> 00:53:34.760 so you know. 1110 00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:35.880 True, that is gross. 1111 00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:38.760 It's a it's a it's a well what about what 1112 00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:43.119 about Silk Song? You gotta say to that, Oh, ship 1113 00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:50.320 is a girl? But I don't. I don't What do 1114 00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:52.559 I do? He's falling out? What do I do? Quartery, 1115 00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:53.800 what do I do? What do I say? What do 1116 00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:57.000 I do? Pissing in the middle of my bedroom? I 1117 00:53:57.039 --> 00:53:59.320 don't know? Brain Blee Larsen. 1118 00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:05.440 Playing say best action game Battlefield six, Doomed the Dark Ages, 1119 00:54:05.440 --> 00:54:07.920 Hades two, Ninja Gaiden four, and Shnoby. 1120 00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:09.320 I don't know. 1121 00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:12.679 I actually don't know what about this one Haiti Hades 1122 00:54:12.760 --> 00:54:14.679 or Battlefield maybe I don't know. I didn't play Ninja 1123 00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:17.599 Gaiden or Shnoby Doom. Doesn't deserve it this year. I 1124 00:54:17.599 --> 00:54:20.599 don't think it's good, but again that's what's crazy. Everything 1125 00:54:20.800 --> 00:54:23.800 is good here, like best VR. I don't give a fuck. 1126 00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:26.320 I bet Hades will get this one. 1127 00:54:27.320 --> 00:54:33.320 Yeah, mobile game eighties, Oh, debut indie game is interesting? 1128 00:54:33.519 --> 00:54:34.079 So this is so. 1129 00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:37.480 I saw this and I was like, hmmm, I don't know. 1130 00:54:38.039 --> 00:54:41.400 So oh so best debut indie game and best indie game. 1131 00:54:41.440 --> 00:54:48.920 So here's best debut Blueprints, Dispolte, Dispatch, Claire Obscure. 1132 00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:50.880 Brother. 1133 00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:55.800 I don't know if I don't know if Claire Obscure 1134 00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:58.519 should be here, you know what I mean, like, give 1135 00:54:58.519 --> 00:54:59.800 it a rest. 1136 00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:05.000 You know, But it is true, so technically it's it's true, 1137 00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:05.960 but it's true. 1138 00:55:06.320 --> 00:55:09.599 Stamps attractive, main fucking the ain't big times though, do 1139 00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:12.079 you know? But they do have a publisher, and that's 1140 00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:15.719 kind of something like Dispatch doesn't have a published If 1141 00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:16.239 they weren't. 1142 00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:19.159 There, Dispatch would absolutely win. Though. Yeah, I think the 1143 00:55:19.199 --> 00:55:21.360 game is in people Blast. I played Dumb episode one 1144 00:55:21.639 --> 00:55:24.679 and I do like it. It's I like it a lot. 1145 00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:27.639 It is a good game. It is kind of whiplashy. 1146 00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:30.199 How many famous voice actors are in that game though, 1147 00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:35.679 it's it is kind of like God damn all of them, 1148 00:55:36.679 --> 00:55:37.320 all of them in. 1149 00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:39.639 Jesus Corporal Oprah Winfrees in it. 1150 00:55:40.639 --> 00:55:44.159 Uh, my grandma's in it, and I don't. She's lost 1151 00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:45.119 her mind pretty much. 1152 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:49.679 His grandma's in it. What's the guy I'm married with 1153 00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:54.079 the married with children, Guy O'Neill. 1154 00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:54.079 Ed O'Neil's in there. 1155 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:57.000 He plays the main menu. 1156 00:55:57.719 --> 00:55:59.000 Hey, what's going on? 1157 00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:05.519 But yeah, so, like, I don't know, it's I think 1158 00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:07.239 it's a little overkilled to put that in India, Like, 1159 00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:09.760 I just don't. I think it has enough triple A 1160 00:56:09.840 --> 00:56:12.719 bonafides that like, it doesn't need it. Well clear, I 1161 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:17.679 totally understand, you know, it feels a little fucked eating 1162 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.320 up stuff that other people could. Uh, you know, get 1163 00:56:20.400 --> 00:56:21.719 what you don't. You don't need everything. 1164 00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:24.079 What else is in there? It's that? Then what else? 1165 00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:25.400 I'm not? I can't what the hell? 1166 00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:28.079 So so best Indian is like Ballpit is up there, 1167 00:56:28.199 --> 00:56:32.719 Hollow Night is up there, Hades two and I get it. Yeah, 1168 00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:36.400 because they're self published. It's team Cherry. That's kind of 1169 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:39.360 the spirit of what like Indie means like, uh, you 1170 00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:41.159 don't have a publisher like you kind of self. You 1171 00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:44.840 do it yourself, which is not necessarily This is this 1172 00:56:44.920 --> 00:56:48.480 is this, This one is crazy. This is a crazy one. 1173 00:56:48.519 --> 00:56:49.360 This is nuts. 1174 00:56:49.679 --> 00:56:52.679 I would bet on Ballpit of Silk Song personally, because 1175 00:56:53.000 --> 00:56:54.559 Absalom is a great fucking game. 1176 00:56:55.039 --> 00:56:57.480 Have you played apps? I don't even know I played it. 1177 00:56:57.480 --> 00:56:59.880 It's a side scool side score. Will beat him up? Mmmm, 1178 00:57:00.360 --> 00:57:01.079 gret fun. Here's what. 1179 00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:02.880 Here's what I'm curious to hear from you, guys. Best 1180 00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:08.840 community support Balder's Gate three Final Fantasy fourteen. 1181 00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:12.480 Remember what the patch? Patch fourteen came out this year, 1182 00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:15.599 and it was like it was just a shit of DLC, 1183 00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:17.679 Like it was what DLC would be, and it's like, god, 1184 00:57:17.760 --> 00:57:20.800 damn guy, I'll probably win, right, I would imagine, let's 1185 00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:22.920 let's keep let's keep seeing so best. It was only 1186 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:25.280 because because only Hains Fortnite held ever soon No Man's 1187 00:57:25.239 --> 00:57:27.360 Sky and or No men Sky is actually pretty helldivers 1188 00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:30.639 to win last year. No, I don't think so. 1189 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:34.719 No, they had notoriously bad community support last year, so 1190 00:57:34.760 --> 00:57:38.840 I don't think so. Because they fucked the balance up entirely. 1191 00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:41.079 They tried to make it too like serious, and everybody 1192 00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:42.960 was like stop it and they were like okay, and 1193 00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:43.840 they just undid it. 1194 00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:46.920 Ridiculous. I love BG three, but I don't think it 1195 00:57:46.920 --> 00:57:50.119 should be winning awards anymore. It is kind of like 1196 00:57:50.719 --> 00:57:54.119 years old. I love that game, but also like you 1197 00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:57.920 gotta let it go because it's it's it came in there, 1198 00:57:57.960 --> 00:58:00.719 it took everything and shoved the kid over, and then 1199 00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:02.679 it's coming back to see to get something else. You 1200 00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:06.119 know what the hell they've done with fun of MC sixteen. 1201 00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:07.920 I haven't heard of that game. That game. I would 1202 00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:10.199 argue that game has the best community support in any 1203 00:58:10.239 --> 00:58:12.360 video game of all time. Actually go from. 1204 00:58:12.320 --> 00:58:15.800 Okay, well I shit about like what like I because 1205 00:58:15.800 --> 00:58:18.679 they keep adding more content and they keep like every 1206 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:20.360 time the players like hey, can you fix this, They're 1207 00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:23.119 like sure and they go and they fix it. 1208 00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:27.039 Oh so Derek, listen to this. So innovation and accessibility, 1209 00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:28.599 I'm skipping over some of them because like we don't 1210 00:58:28.599 --> 00:58:30.079 need to go through right right, I don't want to 1211 00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:35.760 get to you two questions, but innovation and accessibility Assassin's Creed, Shadows, 1212 00:58:37.679 --> 00:58:41.239 h Adam Fall, Doomed, The Dark Ages, A Sports South 1213 00:58:41.239 --> 00:58:43.719 of Midnight It's a very funny because I I don't 1214 00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:46.679 remember any accessibility settings in Assassin's Creed, and maybe there 1215 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:48.000 are some that I just didn't care about. 1216 00:58:48.039 --> 00:58:50.119 Well, we don't need them because we're not. 1217 00:58:50.400 --> 00:58:53.719 The thing that's interesting is that I will say about 1218 00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:59.119 Ubisoft games, they've actually notoriously if you're into any of 1219 00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:02.360 those games like the uh, the Ghost recons or any 1220 00:59:02.360 --> 00:59:07.360 of that bullshit, the amount of like options that it 1221 00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:10.079 is so heavily customized. Like say, if you're if your 1222 00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:13.559 dog ship at stealth, for example, you can make them 1223 00:59:13.639 --> 00:59:16.320 so retarded that you know, they can't even seem feet 1224 00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:18.880 in front of you. But if you're if you're into combat, 1225 00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:21.599 you can put like the actual attention to detailing. 1226 00:59:21.599 --> 00:59:22.599 That is actually kind of. 1227 00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:26.440 Cool for people that are like, you know there, they 1228 00:59:26.440 --> 00:59:30.800 may be challenged in certain ways, so I understand, but 1229 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:32.800 it also just feels like, hey, let's just throw these 1230 00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:35.280 people a bone because they had a rough going. 1231 00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:36.719 Yeah it does. 1232 00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.880 It does kind of feel like, uh, we feel bad, Yeah, 1233 00:59:41.519 --> 00:59:42.119 here you go. 1234 00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:43.880 Adam Fall. 1235 00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.320 I totally forgot that the game came out, Oh right, 1236 00:59:47.079 --> 00:59:49.840 that wasn't a bad one like the second one, like 1237 00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:53.079 on its wear zone or might be tripping. I don't know, No, 1238 00:59:53.159 --> 00:59:54.840 you might be thinking of you might be you're thinking 1239 00:59:54.880 --> 00:59:57.480 of a Tonic hert. 1240 00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:01.480 Yeah I knew it. Yeah, but uh so this is 1241 01:00:01.599 --> 01:00:02.000 remember that. 1242 01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:04.039 So this is the next So it's like a it's 1243 01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:06.400 a smaller I don't even know how to describe. It's 1244 01:00:06.400 --> 01:00:07.800 like a stalker ish kind of game. You ever played 1245 01:00:07.800 --> 01:00:10.960 Stalker or it's sort of like that, but a little 1246 01:00:10.960 --> 01:00:13.480 bit more. But that's it's very odd. So the next one, 1247 01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:15.280 this one's funny, and then we'll get to like Game 1248 01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:15.679 of the Year. 1249 01:00:16.039 --> 01:00:18.159 But so best. 1250 01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:21.400 Performance did you see this? So it's so it's so 1251 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.880 listen to this. So okay, so it's uh, I'll go 1252 01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:26.480 in reverse order because I think it's funnier to go 1253 01:00:26.480 --> 01:00:29.760 in reverse order. So it's so it's for the audience. 1254 01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:32.280 It's Troy Baker for Indiana Jones at the Great Circle, 1255 01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:33.880 which I think it is deserved. Actually he did a 1256 01:00:34.719 --> 01:00:40.360 like a weiry good job, very good job. Kanatsu Cato 1257 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:42.559 for a Silent Hill f I have not played it, 1258 01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:46.079 so I can't speak to it. Erica for Ghost of Yota, 1259 01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:51.199 and then and then it's Jennifer English from Claire Obscure, 1260 01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:52.280 who I think played Mia. 1261 01:00:52.719 --> 01:00:53.480 She just wins. 1262 01:00:53.519 --> 01:00:56.519 She just wins, So hold on. So it's Jennifer English 1263 01:00:56.800 --> 01:01:00.599 from Claireb'scure, then it's Charlie Cox from Claire Obscure, and 1264 01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:04.880 then it's Ben Starr from Claire's Year, which, in fairness 1265 01:01:06.480 --> 01:01:09.159 is probably correct. Like I don't know, Like I've played 1266 01:01:09.199 --> 01:01:10.519 a lot of games this year, I don't know if 1267 01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:13.639 there's any performances that stick out more than those three. 1268 01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:18.840 They all had amazing performances. Half of the fun. 1269 01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:23.400 Look was great, But he's Ben Star. It's Ben Star. 1270 01:01:23.519 --> 01:01:24.239 It's more Ben Star. 1271 01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:26.480 It's good, right. Uh. 1272 01:01:26.639 --> 01:01:30.920 Charlie Cox doesn't even remember that he did this, which 1273 01:01:30.960 --> 01:01:33.679 I think is hilarious for that reason. 1274 01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:35.800 He didn't know it was a game. He didn't know 1275 01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:37.400 it was a game. He's like, no, but he did 1276 01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:39.079 it in like three hours. 1277 01:01:39.320 --> 01:01:42.639 You're talking about like I did like one afternoon in between, 1278 01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:43.079 like I was. 1279 01:01:43.159 --> 01:01:43.360 I was. 1280 01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:45.039 I just came back from Zanku and I just did 1281 01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:47.639 this game and then I left. Like the way he 1282 01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:49.719 talks about it is hilarious. He's like, I hope it's 1283 01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:51.000 I hope it's yeah, I don't know, I did it 1284 01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:51.679 like four years ago. 1285 01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:52.760 I don't hope people. 1286 01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.119 I don't remember it, people coming up to him and 1287 01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:57.679 saying all this like inspirational ship and all this thing, 1288 01:01:57.920 --> 01:01:58.159 like I. 1289 01:02:01.480 --> 01:02:01.639 Love. 1290 01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:12.039 I think between it's between Jennifer English and Charlie Cox. 1291 01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:16.280 I think I think Charlie Cox it's shadow heart dude, 1292 01:02:16.280 --> 01:02:17.920 like let's let's let's let's come on. 1293 01:02:18.639 --> 01:02:20.199 That's fair. I just think. 1294 01:02:20.440 --> 01:02:22.639 But I will say, like from what I The one 1295 01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:25.519 thing that I remember more distinctly about the voices of 1296 01:02:26.239 --> 01:02:31.519 Claire's heure was that Charlie Cox's uh character felt so 1297 01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:36.360 weirdly real in comparison to everybody else. Everybody else felt 1298 01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:38.239 like they were doing like a voice acting gig, like 1299 01:02:38.320 --> 01:02:41.880 Ben Starrs doing like the you know, the fucking soliloquies 1300 01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:46.039 they're enunciating in the way voice actors enunciate Jennifer English too. 1301 01:02:46.079 --> 01:02:48.880 There they're everybody's great in that game. But like he 1302 01:02:49.079 --> 01:02:52.360 was like, Oh, that's a guy. That's just like, that's 1303 01:02:52.360 --> 01:02:55.239 like a guy in here. And I remember this feeling 1304 01:02:55.239 --> 01:02:58.000 that like this is such an unusual way to voice 1305 01:02:58.119 --> 01:03:00.800 a video game protectonist, it's so weird. Hope he I 1306 01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:03.119 kind of hope he wins because it'll be hilarious see 1307 01:03:03.159 --> 01:03:07.880 him go up there and be like, uh yeah. 1308 01:03:08.039 --> 01:03:10.159 Watch Born against season two. I guess I don't know 1309 01:03:10.320 --> 01:03:14.760 against Flip, I don't know. I brought this mask, puts 1310 01:03:14.760 --> 01:03:17.239 the mask on, does a backflip, and it fucking walks off. 1311 01:03:17.440 --> 01:03:20.039 Doesn't say a one don't think you he should have 1312 01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:22.239 won anything? Right right? 1313 01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:22.440 Right? 1314 01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:22.960 Half right? 1315 01:03:22.960 --> 01:03:23.159 They have. 1316 01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:26.880 They're all up there, They're all up there, you know what, 1317 01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:32.000 right right right? Everybody got a lot of nerve read 1318 01:03:32.159 --> 01:03:33.480 what the going on. 1319 01:03:33.639 --> 01:03:36.880 John Bertholl shows up for Walking Dead Decinies under the 1320 01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:39.000 assumption that they were just late to get around to it. 1321 01:03:41.400 --> 01:03:42.840 I don't even think you see that game and it's 1322 01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:46.679 something after doing an impression, it goes there anyway, cost 1323 01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:50.679 too much? Yeah, of course they have a fucking brawl. 1324 01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:54.159 They're fighting up there and it's it's brutal, and the 1325 01:03:54.280 --> 01:04:00.559 cake pick comes in. What else picks somebody? But yeah, 1326 01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:05.360 and Jeff's like, fucking just yeah, Jeffinitely Heally is doing 1327 01:04:05.400 --> 01:04:08.840 a blood ritual while it's happening. He's fucking drying blood 1328 01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:13.000 on the floor. This is the greatest Game Awards ever 1329 01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:16.360 is a sade. I'm so glad you would have to 1330 01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:21.320 kill this because it's never gonna be anything closeness ever again. 1331 01:04:21.559 --> 01:04:26.000 It's never gonna be an impromptu random daredevil fucking born 1332 01:04:26.079 --> 01:04:27.840 again seen at the Game. 1333 01:04:27.639 --> 01:04:32.000 Awards just because Charlie Cox happened to be there. Oh 1334 01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:34.480 so here's here's one that I did Best Scoring Music. 1335 01:04:35.119 --> 01:04:38.239 Oh look, it's actually kind of it's actually kind of 1336 01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:40.199 a tough. I think Claire Skars should win it. 1337 01:04:40.280 --> 01:04:42.400 But I think Claire Sears should win it. But I 1338 01:04:42.440 --> 01:04:44.639 think the best song this year is a song from 1339 01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:48.320 Silk Song. I think it is on unchallenged. The best 1340 01:04:48.320 --> 01:04:51.920 song is from Silk Song, but I do think should 1341 01:04:51.920 --> 01:04:54.760 get it overall from Claire Sears. 1342 01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:56.719 Like stuck in my head a lot of times, Claire 1343 01:04:56.840 --> 01:05:02.840 Up's good, look that look look the I think it's 1344 01:05:02.840 --> 01:05:06.000 a Chuiral Chapel from from Silk Song. It is the 1345 01:05:06.039 --> 01:05:09.119 best song, Carl Chapel. I just heard it. 1346 01:05:09.119 --> 01:05:09.519 It sucks. 1347 01:05:09.559 --> 01:05:13.159 He's gonna's insane, that's insane. He's just gonna say it 1348 01:05:13.199 --> 01:05:15.519 sounds like fucking like this sounds. 1349 01:05:15.559 --> 01:05:17.800 It sounds exactly like fucking you know what I hear 1350 01:05:17.840 --> 01:05:19.639 when I hear the fucking when I hear Silk Song, 1351 01:05:19.679 --> 01:05:22.159 I hear that's all I hear. 1352 01:05:22.559 --> 01:05:27.679 That's that's what you're gonna say. That's insane. It sounds 1353 01:05:27.679 --> 01:05:30.480 like it's like you don't like orchestral music at all. 1354 01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.920 Can you understand it again? I think it's I think 1355 01:05:34.920 --> 01:05:39.239 it's choral chapel, chorl chapel, choiral chapel. 1356 01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:41.320 Like, if I don't like it, I'm gonna fire. 1357 01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:42.719 I got Chapel of the Beast? 1358 01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:45.960 Is that chral chambers? 1359 01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:49.400 No, well then you don't know what it might be. 1360 01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:52.360 So there's coral chambers, and there's Chapel of the Beasts. 1361 01:05:53.320 --> 01:05:56.199 There's only yeah, I mean, honestly, chorl chambers. Look listening 1362 01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:56.920 to it, it sucks. 1363 01:06:00.760 --> 01:06:01.360 It starts with. 1364 01:06:01.320 --> 01:06:04.039 The piano and then and then the court the choir 1365 01:06:04.119 --> 01:06:05.599 going huh is it that one? 1366 01:06:06.079 --> 01:06:06.400 I think? 1367 01:06:06.480 --> 01:06:13.480 Yeah, I really don't good. It's really earnestly. I earnestly 1368 01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:16.599 don't think I would be disappointed in any of these winning. 1369 01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:19.599 I haven't played Hades two. I love Darren Korb. He 1370 01:06:19.679 --> 01:06:22.239 has like my favorite soundtracks ever he did. He did 1371 01:06:22.239 --> 01:06:25.559 Hades one and Bastion and all that m Silk song 1372 01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:28.159 I've heard is great. Claire stre I think is fantastic. 1373 01:06:28.199 --> 01:06:31.920 Go Seeota is probably the least impressive here, but it's 1374 01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:34.280 still pretty good. And Death Stranding I remember being pretty 1375 01:06:34.280 --> 01:06:35.880 great when I played it, so like, I mean, whatever, 1376 01:06:35.960 --> 01:06:40.119 it's fine. Yeah, Like I would bet on I would 1377 01:06:40.159 --> 01:06:40.960 bet on Claip. 1378 01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:43.960 Clarib Scure, especially the story too, like this niggas just 1379 01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:46.960 like a SoundCloud, like hey, hey fucker, what's up? 1380 01:06:47.400 --> 01:06:50.320 Yeah, best narrative is probably gonna go to Claire as well, 1381 01:06:51.079 --> 01:06:53.679 and then Game of the Year definitely Game of the 1382 01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:58.199 years between Clariub's Cure, Death Stranding, Donkey Kong, Bananza, Haites Two, 1383 01:06:58.280 --> 01:07:02.760 Silk Song, and Kingdom, I think it's gonna go to Claire. Yeah, 1384 01:07:03.079 --> 01:07:07.440 it would, it just would. It would be extremely surprising 1385 01:07:07.480 --> 01:07:08.039 if it didn't. 1386 01:07:08.760 --> 01:07:11.519 I think. I think clip scare takes. I think not 1387 01:07:11.519 --> 01:07:14.400 not only is it a great game, but unfortunately, because 1388 01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:17.360 of the way the game awards work, there's politics to it, 1389 01:07:17.639 --> 01:07:21.239 and it plays all the right politics for Game of 1390 01:07:21.280 --> 01:07:25.880 the Year unfortunately, so it's woke trash not No, I 1391 01:07:25.920 --> 01:07:27.519 don't think that games woke at all. I think that 1392 01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:29.920 game is not woke at all. It's like very removed 1393 01:07:29.960 --> 01:07:34.199 from anything like that. But like what what what the game? 1394 01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:38.320 Like what video games have kind of become is that 1395 01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:41.360 it fits more that like my game of Year is 1396 01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:42.960 so song it is my game of Year. I think 1397 01:07:42.960 --> 01:07:45.039 that song is It's a great game. But I think 1398 01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:47.719 Bonanza is also a great game. But I think Clipskier 1399 01:07:47.840 --> 01:07:51.679 fits the kind of game that they want video games 1400 01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:56.679 to be nowadays. You know, talk like like like you know, 1401 01:07:56.800 --> 01:07:59.320 like it's the most last of Us ask game there, 1402 01:07:59.440 --> 01:08:01.679 you know, and they give they suck last was every 1403 01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:02.440 time they get a change. 1404 01:08:02.440 --> 01:08:03.760 I think Death Stranding is more of a last of 1405 01:08:03.840 --> 01:08:04.559 Us game in Claire. 1406 01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:08.719 Scary, you are right, You are absolutely right. So here's 1407 01:08:08.800 --> 01:08:09.800 here's my argument for it. 1408 01:08:09.880 --> 01:08:14.360 Right, it's a new studio, A handful of people come 1409 01:08:14.400 --> 01:08:17.560 out of nowhere with this thing. They get a they 1410 01:08:17.560 --> 01:08:22.159 get a fucking SoundCloud artist to make the the soundtrack 1411 01:08:22.199 --> 01:08:23.960 and it's one of the best soundtracks of the year. 1412 01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:27.039 They get a rider off of fucking Reddit or Craigslist 1413 01:08:27.119 --> 01:08:30.520 or whatever, some random fucking just like I'm serious, Like, 1414 01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:33.920 well it wasn't, but it was. It was literally Reddit, 1415 01:08:34.000 --> 01:08:36.560 I think I couldn't remember for sure, but they got 1416 01:08:36.560 --> 01:08:38.600 some writer off Reddit who never worked on a game 1417 01:08:39.039 --> 01:08:43.039 wrote this fucking thing. It's it's fantastic. They made it 1418 01:08:43.079 --> 01:08:46.960 for like a very like reasonable budget over the course 1419 01:08:47.000 --> 01:08:51.279 of like many years, and it's a turn based fucking 1420 01:08:51.520 --> 01:08:56.920 RPG that I normally fucking would hate, and I love it. 1421 01:08:57.039 --> 01:08:59.720 Like I don't know like every everything about the story 1422 01:08:59.760 --> 01:09:02.399 of Air Obscure, like how it came together, and like 1423 01:09:02.439 --> 01:09:04.640 the people involved in making it, the story behind, like 1424 01:09:04.640 --> 01:09:07.239 how they made it. I just think that's that's it 1425 01:09:07.399 --> 01:09:09.199 screams Game of the Year to me in a way 1426 01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:11.720 that you know, Team Cherry, God bless him. They were 1427 01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:13.960 working on Hollow Night Solk Song for fucking eight years 1428 01:09:14.039 --> 01:09:16.600 or whatever. It's more hollow Nite and it's very good. 1429 01:09:17.520 --> 01:09:19.520 Hades Too is somewhat similar thing. It's like they made 1430 01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:22.720 Hades again and it's I'm sure it's great. Kingdom Come 1431 01:09:22.760 --> 01:09:26.039 Deliverance too. It's like, oh they they they enhanced Kingdom 1432 01:09:26.079 --> 01:09:29.239 Come Deliverance from what it was before. Donkey Kong, you're 1433 01:09:29.279 --> 01:09:34.399 beating it up. It's good Death Randing. It's more death Randing, 1434 01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:36.600 but like better. It's like it's good. Yeah, but like 1435 01:09:37.279 --> 01:09:40.560 I feel like it's almost undoubtable yea. That like it's it's. 1436 01:09:41.680 --> 01:09:45.199 Origin one original, that's the like out of all the 1437 01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:48.680 out of all the the options, and like you just 1438 01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:51.640 said everything that came with it, So it just makes 1439 01:09:51.640 --> 01:09:55.159 perfect sense, Like nobody should be upset. Like I feel 1440 01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:57.880 like there's people that were mad last year, and I 1441 01:09:57.880 --> 01:09:59.960 think those were just you know a lot of men. 1442 01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:05.800 I think, uh that astrobots like to uh like, oh 1443 01:10:05.840 --> 01:10:08.560 this is chill, it's too kitty. Yeah, like this is true, 1444 01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:10.479 you know, like shit like that, like and it's just like, 1445 01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:13.520 shut the fuck up. But this, I'm like, bro, even 1446 01:10:13.560 --> 01:10:15.520 if you didn't enjoy or you just like this is 1447 01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:17.960 not my flavor, you should still be able to understand 1448 01:10:18.000 --> 01:10:18.560 why it won. 1449 01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:23.800 It just seems kind of obvious. Yeah, it just seems 1450 01:10:24.000 --> 01:10:25.439 obvious to me. Like the only other game that I 1451 01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:27.479 would have said, I actually probably deserves to be here 1452 01:10:27.479 --> 01:10:30.039 that isn't is probably Arc Graadors only for the pure 1453 01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:34.000 reason that I think of the game of the year 1454 01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:35.520 is like almost like Okay, this is the game that 1455 01:10:35.600 --> 01:10:37.840 kind of defines the year for like it like it, 1456 01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:40.920 you know, people think about it. It has a long tail. 1457 01:10:42.079 --> 01:10:44.479 ARC great, this is unreal for how well it's doing 1458 01:10:45.920 --> 01:10:48.079 for like a new IP that's kind of nuts. But 1459 01:10:48.199 --> 01:10:50.319 multiplayer stuff doesn't normally win. And also there's like the 1460 01:10:50.359 --> 01:10:51.920 AI thing that's like weird about it. 1461 01:10:52.399 --> 01:10:52.840 I don't know. 1462 01:10:54.199 --> 01:10:56.000 It's not as bad as Cal Duty, Black Ops, Black 1463 01:10:56.000 --> 01:10:57.680 Ops seven though. Did you see the AI shit in 1464 01:10:57.680 --> 01:11:00.840 that game? I've heard about it in all of it. 1465 01:11:01.000 --> 01:11:01.840 Holy shit. 1466 01:11:01.960 --> 01:11:03.479 So there are these like cards I guess that you 1467 01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.880 can get, the like nameplate cards, I guess that you collect. 1468 01:11:07.119 --> 01:11:10.000 They're all a I generated. It's all like and it's 1469 01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.800 the Gibbli. It's the studio Ghibli like piss filter stuff too. 1470 01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:13.279 Oh wow. 1471 01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:15.720 So it's not even like it's not even like abstract 1472 01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:18.560 or like you know, to make art like Call of Duty. 1473 01:11:18.560 --> 01:11:20.479 It's like it's like, no, it's this Ghibli rip off 1474 01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:22.840 and it's just like, why is this in this interesting? 1475 01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:26.159 It's fucking insane. They shot the bad hard with Call 1476 01:11:26.199 --> 01:11:26.800 of Duty this year. 1477 01:11:26.840 --> 01:11:27.600 It's unreal. 1478 01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:30.840 Yeah, I heard people are not happy. They'm like, eh, 1479 01:11:31.000 --> 01:11:34.359 you know what, I don't know. 1480 01:11:34.399 --> 01:11:37.960 It's I feel like it's they just starting normal people 1481 01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:40.399 to write stories something true. 1482 01:11:40.399 --> 01:11:42.239 But it's dude, it's bad in ways that you can't 1483 01:11:42.279 --> 01:11:46.640 even you can't even imagine. Do you remember Woods from 1484 01:11:46.840 --> 01:11:48.880 Black Ops at all? Did you care about Black Ops 1485 01:11:48.880 --> 01:11:49.840 at all? I don't really remember. 1486 01:11:50.079 --> 01:11:50.279 No. 1487 01:11:50.479 --> 01:11:52.600 I kind of fell off after two, so I don't 1488 01:11:52.600 --> 01:11:54.439 know what the hell's been happening. So there's a character 1489 01:11:54.439 --> 01:11:57.880 called Woods. He's in the original anyway, He's a plant, 1490 01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:02.920 all right, Okay, he's He's like a yeah, this sounds 1491 01:12:02.960 --> 01:12:05.479 like I'm making this up. There's a boss fight with 1492 01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:10.079 because you are. There's a boss fight with Woods where 1493 01:12:10.079 --> 01:12:14.479 he gets absorbed into a fucking little shop of Horror's 1494 01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.920 plant that you have to fight the plant and the 1495 01:12:17.960 --> 01:12:20.520 plant shoots beams at you. 1496 01:12:22.359 --> 01:12:26.439 In in black ops. So seven, why are there weird bosses? 1497 01:12:26.439 --> 01:12:29.720 Because I keep seeing screenshots of that giant guy that 1498 01:12:29.800 --> 01:12:32.680 you have to fight who shoots lasers and pounds the 1499 01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:35.039 ground and ship, and I'm like, what the fuck is this? 1500 01:12:35.119 --> 01:12:35.199 Well? 1501 01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:37.720 What makes sense called that's the call of duty, that's 1502 01:12:37.720 --> 01:12:40.920 the call duty? What if side it's called? 1503 01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:44.039 It's called he basically doing fast and furious. I guess, dude. 1504 01:12:44.199 --> 01:12:48.560 There wereettes flying giant machetes, building sized machetes flying out 1505 01:12:48.600 --> 01:12:50.479 of the sky that you had to avoid in one 1506 01:12:50.520 --> 01:12:54.520 of these levels, and I was like, yeah, I don't 1507 01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:55.119 I don't know. 1508 01:12:55.119 --> 01:12:56.640 But I'm like there has to be there in like 1509 01:12:56.640 --> 01:12:58.560 a virtual world or something, right, Like, there has to 1510 01:12:58.560 --> 01:12:59.079 be something. 1511 01:12:59.399 --> 01:13:03.279 It can be. There can't be a giant man you're fighting. 1512 01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:06.760 You know, and if it is, honestly, why not? But 1513 01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:09.119 like so I think what it is is like there's 1514 01:13:09.159 --> 01:13:11.159 like a scarecrow kind of fear toxing thing going on 1515 01:13:11.399 --> 01:13:15.479 in the campaign, which is by the way, equivalently insane 1516 01:13:15.520 --> 01:13:18.000 in my opinion for a call of dude, Like, if 1517 01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:20.159 you're going to have a fear toxin, you might as 1518 01:13:20.159 --> 01:13:20.600 well have. 1519 01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:21.279 A giant man. 1520 01:13:22.439 --> 01:13:25.319 Yeah, Like its like why like why not just did 1521 01:13:25.800 --> 01:13:29.279 m fucking oh squirt the fear toxin? And then there's 1522 01:13:29.319 --> 01:13:32.199 giant scarecrow looking for Batman and ship, which is actually 1523 01:13:32.239 --> 01:13:36.600 really fun. No, it's awesome, but it's awesome because it's Batman. 1524 01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:39.279 Would like imagine if they made like a Saving Private 1525 01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:41.680 Ryan video game where you have to where you have 1526 01:13:41.720 --> 01:13:45.039 to like I don't even I don't even know how 1527 01:13:45.079 --> 01:13:47.960 to how to end that sentence, but like like you 1528 01:13:47.960 --> 01:13:50.159 have to run away from like a soldier who's like 1529 01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:56.760 giant and he's like where's Rome is? 1530 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:02.159 The game came over and you're like, bra what. 1531 01:14:04.640 --> 01:14:06.800 And those are those like stealthy miches. I played Mordern 1532 01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:09.840 Warfare two, the the new one that came a few 1533 01:14:09.880 --> 01:14:13.159 years ago, and there's those missions that, oh my god, 1534 01:14:13.680 --> 01:14:16.720 where you have to direct people how to escape, so 1535 01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:19.640 you use the surveillance cameras, the CCTV and all that 1536 01:14:19.680 --> 01:14:23.079 shit and you have to direct It is so frustrating 1537 01:14:23.119 --> 01:14:25.760 because you if you get spotted, they shoot them on site. 1538 01:14:26.279 --> 01:14:28.880 And I'm like, I hate that. I can't be a 1539 01:14:28.920 --> 01:14:31.079 soldier in this. I know. 1540 01:14:31.560 --> 01:14:33.920 This is exactly the same thing with like Cyberpunk, whenever 1541 01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:36.800 they had the brain dance editing sequences, you remember those, Yes, 1542 01:14:37.079 --> 01:14:39.079 literally I went to I went to replay, and I 1543 01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:40.399 was like, I forgot that these were in here, and 1544 01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:41.600 I immediately stopped. 1545 01:14:42.119 --> 01:14:46.199 There's like genuinely three maybe, but I get it, but 1546 01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:50.199 there's one of them you just have to do. I'm 1547 01:14:50.199 --> 01:14:53.399 pretty sure, right, And the first one, yeah, you have 1548 01:14:53.520 --> 01:14:54.039 to do it. 1549 01:14:54.399 --> 01:14:57.319 And it's the one that like pre like precedes the 1550 01:14:57.359 --> 01:15:00.239 game becoming the game really like it's like before more 1551 01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:02.159 then you're kind of like on a linear path to 1552 01:15:02.279 --> 01:15:04.560 beginning the game. And so I was like, oh yeah, 1553 01:15:04.760 --> 01:15:07.039 and then I was I was, yeah, I'm gonna play Cyberpunk, 1554 01:15:07.079 --> 01:15:08.159 and then I was like, oh yeah, I gotta do 1555 01:15:08.199 --> 01:15:10.000 this part again. It's like okay, and I went through 1556 01:15:10.000 --> 01:15:10.319 and then the. 1557 01:15:10.319 --> 01:15:12.880 Brain dance happened. I was like, nah, dude, man, I 1558 01:15:13.000 --> 01:15:16.800 love twenty seventy seven does not get the does not 1559 01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:20.760 get the respected deserves. They sucked it up for themselves, 1560 01:15:20.760 --> 01:15:25.520 particularly particularly for the creation of night City. Night City 1561 01:15:25.720 --> 01:15:28.000 as a map is probably one of the best maps 1562 01:15:28.039 --> 01:15:31.279 in video games. It's up there with Midguard. Those two 1563 01:15:31.279 --> 01:15:34.000 are like two of the best, like map, like just 1564 01:15:34.119 --> 01:15:37.119 play to play a game. Yeah, from the remakeup Final 1565 01:15:37.159 --> 01:15:39.680 Fantasy seven, Like, those places are insane. 1566 01:15:40.000 --> 01:15:41.279 Can I be honest about Night City. 1567 01:15:43.720 --> 01:15:46.399 I think it's a little overrated. I think it's amazing. 1568 01:15:47.079 --> 01:15:49.279 I don't think there's as much to do as the game. 1569 01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:51.560 That's actually how I feel. I was like, I care 1570 01:15:51.680 --> 01:15:52.399 is you that much? 1571 01:15:52.439 --> 01:15:53.279 There is? 1572 01:15:53.319 --> 01:15:56.319 It just looks you can only kill you can only 1573 01:15:56.439 --> 01:16:01.439 kill mentally ill people, or or do side cops for 1574 01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:04.079 random MPC. That's that's what it really is. That's all 1575 01:16:04.079 --> 01:16:04.840 you do in the cops. 1576 01:16:04.920 --> 01:16:08.640 That's stupid as ship the cops. When you get to 1577 01:16:08.680 --> 01:16:11.560 the higher ranks and you meet the cops that can teleport, 1578 01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:17.319 I'm like, brother, I am, I am death incarnate. What 1579 01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:24.079 are you? What are you? You are different? But listen 1580 01:16:24.439 --> 01:16:26.800 if you they just show up. Like I climbed a 1581 01:16:26.840 --> 01:16:29.720 building once and I looked down and one just like 1582 01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:31.880 it looked like it got was a P and G 1583 01:16:32.000 --> 01:16:35.319 being pulled up a building. But he just came up 1584 01:16:35.359 --> 01:16:40.479 the building and I was like, what is happening you do? 1585 01:16:41.119 --> 01:16:44.159 I'm really excited for a next one. I'm really excited 1586 01:16:44.680 --> 01:16:47.439 because I imagine to be the place up like last time. 1587 01:16:47.560 --> 01:16:50.239 It's not gonna be in the same place. Guy, the 1588 01:16:50.279 --> 01:16:53.119 guy that created tyr Punk, I forgot his name. He's 1589 01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:53.680 a black. 1590 01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:59.079 Dude, John Cyn Yeah, yeah, Jerome Cyber Jerome all right, 1591 01:17:01.560 --> 01:17:04.600 but yeah, like Jerome, but he he made, he's making. 1592 01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:07.439 He's like heavily involved again in the newest one being made. 1593 01:17:07.800 --> 01:17:08.920 And he's like, yeah, I don't want to do it 1594 01:17:08.960 --> 01:17:10.760 in night City, like I want to do it somewhere else. 1595 01:17:11.279 --> 01:17:15.920 And I'm like, it's probably gonna be probably gonna be Brooklyn. 1596 01:17:15.960 --> 01:17:18.720 I feel like I think it'll be Chicago or something. Okay, 1597 01:17:19.279 --> 01:17:22.359 still standing, I don't know. I don't know about that 1598 01:17:22.399 --> 01:17:23.960 because I know Brooklyn is still around. It's the only 1599 01:17:24.000 --> 01:17:25.640 placed on that part of the world I know is 1600 01:17:25.680 --> 01:17:28.800 still a place because a lot of America is gone 1601 01:17:29.279 --> 01:17:32.239 so yeah, I don't know. I I whatever they do. 1602 01:17:32.279 --> 01:17:34.520 I hope that there's this more stuff to do than 1603 01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:37.439 beat up mentally handicapped people and. 1604 01:17:37.319 --> 01:17:39.600 What else do you think it really doing that game? Honestly, 1605 01:17:39.960 --> 01:17:40.399 I don't know. 1606 01:17:40.800 --> 01:17:47.640 More love and more pussy and or guy the trans girl. 1607 01:17:47.680 --> 01:17:48.479 I didn't let me know. 1608 01:17:48.560 --> 01:17:51.239 It was stupid. They didn't let me like like I 1609 01:17:51.279 --> 01:17:53.880 was gonna her whole arc, thinking that I was gonna 1610 01:17:54.600 --> 01:17:56.279 I don't do a whole arc, and I was like, 1611 01:17:56.279 --> 01:17:59.359 because I'm trying to funk as much pussy even even 1612 01:17:59.439 --> 01:18:03.720 even was it don't matter, and like, uh was honestly, 1613 01:18:03.840 --> 01:18:06.479 and then they was just like, oh, thanks, Uh you 1614 01:18:06.560 --> 01:18:09.640 really helped me in the memory of my dead's stupid husband. 1615 01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:11.600 I was like, what fuck you, bitch? Take off your pants? 1616 01:18:11.600 --> 01:18:12.720 What is this? You know? You just. 1617 01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:15.399 That's first of all. 1618 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:18.039 That's also not being able to Judy really bothered me too. 1619 01:18:18.119 --> 01:18:19.479 I get it she's a lesbian. 1620 01:18:19.760 --> 01:18:23.560 Whatever I didn't, I wasn't paying enough attention to realize 1621 01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:25.960 she was gay. She was giving you very clear signals 1622 01:18:26.000 --> 01:18:29.119 she was gay, though, because I was just like, I 1623 01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:30.000 can't wait to fuck this bitch. 1624 01:18:30.039 --> 01:18:32.840 I'm gonna do your missions real fast. You just see 1625 01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:35.479 her grinding your hands on your fucking table. 1626 01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:38.000 I went and dove the water and ship and went 1627 01:18:38.039 --> 01:18:39.760 to that dumb church thing and I was like, oh 1628 01:18:39.800 --> 01:18:41.239 this is there were this water. 1629 01:18:41.760 --> 01:18:44.319 This bitch made me swim and I didn't get any 1630 01:18:44.359 --> 01:18:48.359 fucking pussy. I'm gonna kill everywhere. This city is gone. 1631 01:18:48.560 --> 01:18:53.560 I'm setting this city up. It's over. Nice city is ruined. 1632 01:18:54.239 --> 01:18:57.680 Call me to call me Israel the way I'm about 1633 01:18:57.680 --> 01:19:04.279 to destroy this place. It's over. I don't know. Thinking 1634 01:19:04.279 --> 01:19:06.239 about it, I'm like, hey, that was fun. That game 1635 01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:07.359 is awesome, dude. 1636 01:19:07.800 --> 01:19:09.920 Pasted all the stuff that you have to do to 1637 01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:13.920 enjoy the game. It's it's pretty good. Yeah, intro. 1638 01:19:14.039 --> 01:19:15.479 As soon as get past the intro, the game is real, 1639 01:19:15.520 --> 01:19:18.079 really fun. I couldn't imagine playing that game but out 1640 01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:20.359 all of the ridiculous weapons I had because I did 1641 01:19:20.439 --> 01:19:23.000 like side I'm a side mission fiend, but I do 1642 01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:24.920 side missions and I got all the cool weapons. I'm like, 1643 01:19:24.960 --> 01:19:29.119 what was this game game like this? They're pretty They're 1644 01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:32.000 pretty same. You like, you go in there, you give 1645 01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:35.159 somebody a fucking concussion with your fucking net gear, and 1646 01:19:35.199 --> 01:19:37.239 then you walk in you beat somebody to death. With 1647 01:19:37.319 --> 01:19:39.960 a stick. The boxing missions are really fun because of 1648 01:19:40.000 --> 01:19:42.680 the fact I cheated. I put the gorilla arms on it. 1649 01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:45.479 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. 1650 01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:46.640 And I went and I thought this like really net 1651 01:19:46.640 --> 01:19:49.600 geared up woman and I hit her twice and killed her. 1652 01:19:50.840 --> 01:19:56.319 It was amazing. That's out rad insane because I was like, 1653 01:19:56.359 --> 01:19:56.880 why would you? 1654 01:19:57.000 --> 01:19:59.000 It is funny that they let you do it, Like what, 1655 01:19:59.239 --> 01:20:01.039 like are we talking about why are we talking about scarfark? 1656 01:20:01.079 --> 01:20:03.600 I don't know, but I was. 1657 01:20:03.640 --> 01:20:06.359 I was talking about like maps, like designed maps. You 1658 01:20:06.399 --> 01:20:09.720 brought up some ship and that was like nice cities, 1659 01:20:09.760 --> 01:20:12.319 fucking fantastic. It's it's so fun to just be in 1660 01:20:13.840 --> 01:20:15.119 and it feels alive in a way. 1661 01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:19.479 The other maps, like thee I think the Red Dead's 1662 01:20:19.479 --> 01:20:21.199 map is is the craziest one like that. That's the 1663 01:20:21.199 --> 01:20:22.560 one that feels the most alive to me. 1664 01:20:23.439 --> 01:20:26.199 Because you can hunt, so you can, you can attack 1665 01:20:26.279 --> 01:20:30.560 Native Americans. You can, you can kill a vampire, swim 1666 01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:35.079 Native Americans. You can. You're really held up on that, huh. 1667 01:20:35.560 --> 01:20:38.640 You can. You can, you can find love interest, you can, 1668 01:20:38.680 --> 01:20:41.520 you can draw maps, you can attack Native Americans. 1669 01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:45.039 All Right, we're gonna move out to some questions now 1670 01:20:45.039 --> 01:20:47.119 from our patrons over at Patreon, a compass, a snart tank. 1671 01:20:47.159 --> 01:20:50.000 Remember you can go over there Kingston early on free Access. 1672 01:20:50.800 --> 01:20:57.399 No doesn't, doesn't, Arthur, he says, Kingston, Kingston, please, Kingston, please. 1673 01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:05.119 Fast and all. All right, let's see what do we 1674 01:21:05.760 --> 01:21:07.119 what do we? What do we got here? 1675 01:21:07.800 --> 01:21:08.720 What do we got here? 1676 01:21:10.279 --> 01:21:12.279 It's a lot let's see. 1677 01:21:12.840 --> 01:21:15.600 Oh, one thing I do want to plug before we 1678 01:21:15.880 --> 01:21:19.239 before we get into questions. So we did a snark 1679 01:21:19.239 --> 01:21:23.279 Tank jeopardy over on Extra Ammo, which is our Patreon 1680 01:21:23.319 --> 01:21:30.680 exclusive show. Uh, it's fun, it's it's a fun it's 1681 01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:33.600 a fun time. Laughs were had. It was a close, 1682 01:21:33.880 --> 01:21:35.600 it was an interesting game. I'm not gonna say who won, 1683 01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:39.479 but it was surprisingly fucking balanced. Yeah, so go over 1684 01:21:39.520 --> 01:21:41.359 there check it out. I think it's I think it's 1685 01:21:41.359 --> 01:21:44.479 a fun episode. A lot of people really liked it. 1686 01:21:44.680 --> 01:21:46.119 We got in, we got a lot of comments that 1687 01:21:46.159 --> 01:21:47.439 were just like this is the best one. This is 1688 01:21:47.439 --> 01:21:49.640 the best Extra AMMA that you've done, which is like, okay, cool, 1689 01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:53.399 We'll try and do something like that a little bit 1690 01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:53.840 more often. 1691 01:21:53.880 --> 01:21:57.079 But it's good stuff. So go on over there if 1692 01:21:57.079 --> 01:21:57.640 you're curious. 1693 01:21:58.800 --> 01:22:06.840 Patreon dot com slash the snark Tank uh. 1694 01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:10.760 You eat snizze? What is that? What's that guy's name? 1695 01:22:10.880 --> 01:22:13.479 I don't know his name, but Andrew Wilson. 1696 01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:14.319 I think that his name. 1697 01:22:14.359 --> 01:22:16.920 I think I just saw that because it went viral again. 1698 01:22:16.920 --> 01:22:22.199 I guess that clip. Yeah, snizz It's like, what is that? 1699 01:22:22.359 --> 01:22:26.359 What's and it's like, dude, you're such a He's such 1700 01:22:26.359 --> 01:22:29.079 a dude, he said, he said ship. He has said 1701 01:22:29.119 --> 01:22:33.560 ship that legitimately should have had him incarcerated. Like actually, 1702 01:22:33.720 --> 01:22:35.840 like dad, I don't know much about him. I just 1703 01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:37.880 I only saw. There was one moment where he was 1704 01:22:37.920 --> 01:22:42.520 talking about, well, is rape objectively bad? And it's like yes, 1705 01:22:42.640 --> 01:22:44.199 it's like what about the woman? Because there are times 1706 01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:46.640 where women have had orgasms during sex of rape, and 1707 01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:49.640 it's like, oh, I do remember that. It's like, oh, 1708 01:22:49.760 --> 01:22:53.239 gun him down. Someone walks off from behind him, put 1709 01:22:53.399 --> 01:22:55.960 put your and I guess it shouldn't be on his head, 1710 01:22:56.359 --> 01:22:58.880 and then pull the trigger three times. He shouldn't be here. 1711 01:22:59.119 --> 01:23:01.800 That's crazy. That's well, I don't I don't endorse that. 1712 01:23:01.960 --> 01:23:04.960 I can't. I can't make those jokes anymore because people 1713 01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:05.720 are active right now. 1714 01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:07.319 So it's not a joke to you. You mean it, 1715 01:23:07.359 --> 01:23:11.079 I know you. You can't prove that I can and 1716 01:23:11.399 --> 01:23:16.600 I can, you can. You can shut up anyway, listen. 1717 01:23:17.479 --> 01:23:20.000 Uh yeah, I saw that. I saw that fucking video 1718 01:23:20.680 --> 01:23:22.479 of him debating this lady. I don't even know what 1719 01:23:22.520 --> 01:23:25.680 the context was, but like they were talking, and I 1720 01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:27.560 think the point that the woman was trying to make 1721 01:23:27.680 --> 01:23:30.079 was like, hey, you you talk all of this virtue 1722 01:23:31.039 --> 01:23:33.600 all right, like Christian values or whatever, but like your 1723 01:23:33.760 --> 01:23:37.279 your wife has three baby daddies. You know you're you're 1724 01:23:37.279 --> 01:23:40.720 not You're not really a traditional I think they met 1725 01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:44.119 in like weird circumstances too, so like the you're not 1726 01:23:44.159 --> 01:23:47.159 really a traditional person in the way that you're trying 1727 01:23:47.159 --> 01:23:49.520 to say you are right. And then he goes, well 1728 01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:51.439 when and you. 1729 01:23:51.439 --> 01:23:53.680 Lick snizz and you eat snizz? 1730 01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:57.560 You he says you licks. Like, first of all, I 1731 01:23:57.600 --> 01:23:59.600 have never heard the term snizz in my life, no, 1732 01:23:59.840 --> 01:24:03.760 au fantically, not never, not once. That was the first 1733 01:24:03.800 --> 01:24:05.079 time I ever heard it, and I was like, what 1734 01:24:05.159 --> 01:24:08.319 is he saying? And then and then I only learned 1735 01:24:08.359 --> 01:24:12.760 through context of the later conversation that that meant eating pussy, 1736 01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:17.239 And I was like, that's a crazy argument. 1737 01:24:18.159 --> 01:24:20.960 It is weird. Don't don't insult my wife. You fucking bitch, 1738 01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:22.560 and he's like, I didn't say anything. 1739 01:24:22.600 --> 01:24:25.920 Your wife has three children with with with like three 1740 01:24:25.960 --> 01:24:28.560 other men or whatever, like that's not in a in 1741 01:24:28.640 --> 01:24:33.159 a conversation, in a conversation, and a conversation when you 1742 01:24:33.159 --> 01:24:36.680 are projecting the correct light way to live life to 1743 01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:38.920 someone who you objectively don't even. 1744 01:24:38.840 --> 01:24:42.960 Respect the rights of as a woman. For you to 1745 01:24:43.000 --> 01:24:46.319 get that upset at anything that could possibly say to 1746 01:24:46.359 --> 01:24:49.960 you is such a fragile display of who you are. 1747 01:24:50.239 --> 01:24:52.800 He's a pussy, that's the guy. 1748 01:24:51.560 --> 01:24:55.119 He struggled to open that fucking jar of olives or 1749 01:24:55.199 --> 01:24:56.439 jar pickles or whatever. Girl. 1750 01:24:58.680 --> 01:24:59.680 Then, because I do you remember that? 1751 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:02.079 Which actually about it, which by the way, would be 1752 01:25:02.119 --> 01:25:04.479 fine in and of itself, like if that like who cares, 1753 01:25:04.760 --> 01:25:07.279 Like nobody gives a shit about that, But it's it's 1754 01:25:07.319 --> 01:25:09.479 the excuses he kept making. It's like you oiled the 1755 01:25:09.520 --> 01:25:10.520 lit up or something like that. 1756 01:25:10.640 --> 01:25:13.800 And then the girl's boyfriend grabs and opens it immediately, 1757 01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:17.399 and it's like, brother, my brother, I mean, like like 1758 01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:19.640 the brother. Clearly that guy's a fucking giant. 1759 01:25:19.680 --> 01:25:21.800 Plus he's like Matt Walsh, you know, like these people 1760 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:24.359 that like, oh, I'm so masculine and traditional, and they're 1761 01:25:24.399 --> 01:25:25.720 like the weakest fucking men. 1762 01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:28.199 Yeah, the weakest men possible. It's like, bro, stop, I'm 1763 01:25:28.199 --> 01:25:31.159 a fucking fisherman. Meanwhile, they're they're clothes on the boat 1764 01:25:31.239 --> 01:25:34.119 or just like completely clean, like they just. 1765 01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:41.239 Ran brother, his tackle bottom was empty, not even empty, dry, dry, 1766 01:25:41.560 --> 01:25:46.039 dry and clean clean. I've been fishing twice in my life. 1767 01:25:46.119 --> 01:25:51.640 Bro'sy what happens? You get fucking messy. You just get messy. 1768 01:25:51.520 --> 01:25:54.600 Everywhere you have fucking you have weight, you're trying to 1769 01:25:54.600 --> 01:25:56.279 fish and they's hitting the bottom of the dude, there's 1770 01:25:56.319 --> 01:25:57.279 muddy fucking everywhere. 1771 01:25:57.279 --> 01:25:59.680 It just you just get messy, like being clean after 1772 01:25:59.720 --> 01:26:03.960 fish is either your Jehovah himself walking on water and 1773 01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:08.199 it's pulling fish straight out of the water, or you're 1774 01:26:08.560 --> 01:26:12.000 you're you're lying, you're lying to me. It's it's insane. 1775 01:26:12.079 --> 01:26:14.960 Yeah, it's pretty. It's very That was fun. That's a 1776 01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:15.520 fun clip. 1777 01:26:15.560 --> 01:26:15.720 Good. 1778 01:26:16.119 --> 01:26:20.399 Just see, like, Bro, you can't how many I imagine 1779 01:26:20.439 --> 01:26:22.880 that guy's done so many different debates like this or whatever. 1780 01:26:22.920 --> 01:26:23.239 The fuck? 1781 01:26:23.279 --> 01:26:26.279 It's like, how are you still crashing out like that? 1782 01:26:26.520 --> 01:26:30.119 Like aren't you expected? You know someone's gonna mention your 1783 01:26:30.279 --> 01:26:32.640 untraditional You're supposed to be like, all right, they're gonna 1784 01:26:32.640 --> 01:26:35.359 say this, I'm just not gonna acknowledge it, Like you know, 1785 01:26:35.399 --> 01:26:37.640 that's all like a grift. That's how you win by 1786 01:26:37.800 --> 01:26:42.079 pretending reality isn't a thing. And that guy gets not 1787 01:26:42.159 --> 01:26:42.600 good at it. 1788 01:26:42.840 --> 01:26:46.079 He's terrible. Apparently he got him. He got him. His 1789 01:26:46.199 --> 01:26:48.840 weakness is getting made fun of by lesbians. It really 1790 01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:58.079 sets him off. You like women sexually though, It's like, dude. 1791 01:26:58.279 --> 01:26:58.760 Bother me. 1792 01:27:00.119 --> 01:27:01.760 He said it in such an immature way. 1793 01:27:01.800 --> 01:27:05.439 You is even just the thing, the word that he 1794 01:27:05.479 --> 01:27:07.880 said and the way the way that he said it 1795 01:27:08.159 --> 01:27:12.720 helix snizz like youlx snizz. Who does he listen to 1796 01:27:12.840 --> 01:27:14.159 till it's like who says that? 1797 01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:16.720 Where did he pick that up? That's like fucking. 1798 01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:19.760 That's like Ben Shapiro, uh saying like he started saying 1799 01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:23.039 glazing recently because he's been saying glossing, no ship. Have 1800 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.800 you seen this? He's been saying glossing, no fucking and 1801 01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:28.960 so he correct you have to correct himself. It's like, oh, glaze, 1802 01:27:29.079 --> 01:27:32.119 So he's been he's been saying glazing now, but like 1803 01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:35.479 that's great, It's just glossing is crazy. I guess I 1804 01:27:35.560 --> 01:27:36.119 understand it. 1805 01:27:36.199 --> 01:27:37.880 What he's going through it now is really funny to 1806 01:27:37.960 --> 01:27:41.079 Ben Shapiro because he's he's realizing that his team's about 1807 01:27:41.119 --> 01:27:44.800 to start aiming at him soon and whoa. And he's 1808 01:27:44.920 --> 01:27:47.079 like he's like, wait a minute, wa wait, wait a minute, 1809 01:27:47.079 --> 01:27:50.039 wait a minute. But we probably shouldn't be. I'm listening 1810 01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:52.560 to his voice, is like, you've been incentivizing them for 1811 01:27:52.600 --> 01:27:59.399 a long time. Yeah, Jews. Now they've coalesced to hating 1812 01:27:59.720 --> 01:28:02.000 every one that's not damn Literally. 1813 01:28:01.760 --> 01:28:03.279 You gotta stop right there and the buck stops there. 1814 01:28:03.279 --> 01:28:05.199 You can't go to Judaism, you can't go to don't. 1815 01:28:05.239 --> 01:28:06.079 You gotta leave me alone. 1816 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:08.199 I was totally fine with this when I thought that 1817 01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:10.479 I was completely examped. 1818 01:28:09.840 --> 01:28:12.159 But then my brand of white it is not good enough. 1819 01:28:12.479 --> 01:28:14.560 I'm just like, is it Historically? 1820 01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:18.560 Like for a very long time now, they have been 1821 01:28:18.680 --> 01:28:25.039 the number one target for specifically Nazis, Like like, I'm. 1822 01:28:24.920 --> 01:28:26.520 Like, what the hell are you doing? Ben? 1823 01:28:27.640 --> 01:28:30.279 Yes, Like you're number one on so many. 1824 01:28:30.119 --> 01:28:33.640 Lists, like like other brown people. It's just a it's 1825 01:28:33.680 --> 01:28:36.159 like it's like a yeah, it's a part for the course, 1826 01:28:36.680 --> 01:28:40.399 but they target you specifically. They're like you are the 1827 01:28:40.439 --> 01:28:41.960 cause of all the world's problems. 1828 01:28:42.359 --> 01:28:42.760 That's fine. 1829 01:28:42.800 --> 01:28:46.800 I'm gonna hire the I'm gonna hire in fact, and. 1830 01:28:46.800 --> 01:28:50.159 You seem like you seem like I'm standing young man. 1831 01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:53.039 I kind of work for me, please. I mean I 1832 01:28:53.039 --> 01:28:53.800 could do something with you. 1833 01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:59.640 It's funny he's going, he's he's literally just trying to 1834 01:28:59.680 --> 01:29:01.399 be like wait a minute, wait a minute, but this 1835 01:29:01.600 --> 01:29:05.720 they're Nazis And it's like, really, really. 1836 01:29:06.439 --> 01:29:07.399 It really is insane. 1837 01:29:07.439 --> 01:29:09.560 How many of them? How many of them just with 1838 01:29:09.600 --> 01:29:11.720 the Hermes jacket on what. 1839 01:29:13.960 --> 01:29:15.680 That's the thing. Man, It's just like, how do you 1840 01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:21.079 not see that? That's just where things would end up? Obviously, 1841 01:29:21.159 --> 01:29:21.840 Like what do you do? 1842 01:29:22.399 --> 01:29:22.800 I don't know what. 1843 01:29:23.000 --> 01:29:27.319 It's genuinely stupid because you would because it's like if 1844 01:29:27.319 --> 01:29:29.039 you could, if you could not have seen this coming, 1845 01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:31.199 if you're not playing an act right now, because you 1846 01:29:31.239 --> 01:29:33.439 should have known this is coming, if you're genuine, if 1847 01:29:33.439 --> 01:29:36.119 this response, if he's genuine about his response, and I'm like, oh, 1848 01:29:36.159 --> 01:29:39.439 you're just a stupid asshole. Okay, I didn't. I thought 1849 01:29:39.479 --> 01:29:40.079 you were smarter. 1850 01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:41.239 I guess not. 1851 01:29:41.479 --> 01:29:43.680 He's like the quartering or something where it's like just 1852 01:29:43.720 --> 01:29:46.199 a dumb fucking grifter. And then like and then just 1853 01:29:46.199 --> 01:29:47.760 got to a point where it's like, oh shit, the 1854 01:29:47.800 --> 01:29:49.479 chickens have come home to roost. I didn't know this 1855 01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:52.079 was gonna happen. Yeah, I was under the impression that 1856 01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:53.479 you knew this was gonna happen, and you were just 1857 01:29:53.520 --> 01:29:55.600 like kind of raking in the money while you could. Huh, 1858 01:29:56.279 --> 01:29:58.520 you know, That's what my understand That's what my assumption was. 1859 01:29:58.560 --> 01:30:02.760 But like you're you're actually serious, Like you thought like one, Yeah, 1860 01:30:02.760 --> 01:30:06.439 I understand that you hate Mexicans and Blacks and uh 1861 01:30:06.560 --> 01:30:11.159 Ancients and Indians and everyone. But I thought that maybe 1862 01:30:11.199 --> 01:30:13.359 you'd you'd like Jude. 1863 01:30:13.920 --> 01:30:16.159 I thought I thought, for a second, In fact, for 1864 01:30:16.199 --> 01:30:17.800 a moment, I thought for a second that you would 1865 01:30:17.800 --> 01:30:20.079 be fine with me and my Jewish descent. And it's 1866 01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:22.159 like you, I want to kill you the most. 1867 01:30:22.199 --> 01:30:24.039 If you can't afford to live in New York City anymore, 1868 01:30:24.039 --> 01:30:25.640 you should just leave. That's what it's what America is 1869 01:30:25.640 --> 01:30:27.880 all about. If you can't, if you if it's if 1870 01:30:27.920 --> 01:30:31.760 you can't say somewhere, then you should just leave anyway. Uh, 1871 01:30:32.000 --> 01:30:35.800 please sepsidize. Uh this home that I was promised three 1872 01:30:35.800 --> 01:30:39.840 thousand years ago. I deserve to be there. I know 1873 01:30:39.880 --> 01:30:41.039 it's not easy for me to be there right now, 1874 01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:43.520 and I kind of all the you know, crazy stuff 1875 01:30:43.520 --> 01:30:46.520 going on out there, But I think I deserve it 1876 01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:48.399 just because just because it's where I'm from. 1877 01:30:49.079 --> 01:30:51.640 Just because in this book that not everybody agrees it's true, 1878 01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:53.640 it says it. 1879 01:30:53.640 --> 01:30:56.399 It really is insane that like that, I don't know, man, 1880 01:30:56.439 --> 01:30:57.720 they're all fucking They're all crazy. 1881 01:30:57.720 --> 01:31:01.119 That's the thing that's happened conversations about that isn't saying 1882 01:31:01.279 --> 01:31:05.439 this is like the entirety of the Israel situation. The 1883 01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:07.920 fact that we're supporting it is like what if you're 1884 01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:14.439 not Christian, then none of that matters to most of vas. 1885 01:31:14.640 --> 01:31:17.760 We don't care or we're not gonna defend them because 1886 01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:21.119 we're not of that religion. It's stupid. Even the book, 1887 01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:24.600 even the book is like, oh, it's a person, not 1888 01:31:24.680 --> 01:31:25.279 a place. 1889 01:31:25.800 --> 01:31:32.960 Like it's just like, I think Israel's really cool. I 1890 01:31:33.039 --> 01:31:35.880 want to go. I don't know if I eat McDonald's 1891 01:31:35.880 --> 01:31:38.199 face that made was disgusting. The face that this made 1892 01:31:38.239 --> 01:31:41.840 was disgusting. The idea that they have McDonalds and israels hilarious, 1893 01:31:41.840 --> 01:31:43.079 like this is a holy land, Like the fuck you 1894 01:31:43.079 --> 01:31:46.760 got McDonald's there. You know, that's the desolation right there. 1895 01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:49.720 That's they don't even have They don't have it. They 1896 01:31:49.720 --> 01:31:52.479 don't even have a McDonald's in the fucking Grand Canyon. 1897 01:31:53.039 --> 01:31:55.720 Yeah, they probably do. They probably do. They don't you. 1898 01:31:55.800 --> 01:32:01.960 Sure it's a canyon Caseton like like no, anyway. 1899 01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:03.359 It was one of the problems. But there has to 1900 01:32:03.399 --> 01:32:07.159 be one year brought rushmore. There has to be one. 1901 01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:11.159 You have to drive up there like. 1902 01:32:12.880 --> 01:32:17.159 Ear his ear, his ear is the order window, his 1903 01:32:17.520 --> 01:32:21.319 eye is the the pay window, and his his other 1904 01:32:21.399 --> 01:32:23.800 eye is the is the pick up window. So there's 1905 01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:26.000 like a little there's like a little street built around 1906 01:32:26.039 --> 01:32:29.159 George washing his head with the McDonald's built into it. 1907 01:32:29.800 --> 01:32:33.199 Hey man, don't God willing man, you might if Trump 1908 01:32:33.279 --> 01:32:35.960 is the forever president, I mean, it will be there eventually. 1909 01:32:36.600 --> 01:32:37.800 I'm so excited to be killed. 1910 01:32:39.439 --> 01:32:41.720 I can't wait to be murdered. I can't wait. It's 1911 01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:42.479 gonna be so fun. 1912 01:32:42.560 --> 01:32:47.199 Yeah, all right, let's snap off like like two's questions 1913 01:32:47.199 --> 01:32:48.840 and then and then go home. 1914 01:32:48.960 --> 01:32:55.560 Sure, Papapa, what is this? I wanted to show some 1915 01:32:56.119 --> 01:32:56.439 kill me? 1916 01:32:56.439 --> 01:33:02.079 Please? Yeah? I get every time I begin an impression, 1917 01:33:02.079 --> 01:33:03.079 I lose I lose it. 1918 01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:08.359 Cason was like, yeah, I get it, shaking this head 1919 01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:10.960 and this guy's like, this guy's a knots what are 1920 01:33:11.000 --> 01:33:13.279 you doing? What are you doing right now? 1921 01:33:13.479 --> 01:33:16.960 That that fucking I was actually I realized. 1922 01:33:17.039 --> 01:33:18.640 I was like, wait, that sounded more like Hassan when 1923 01:33:18.640 --> 01:33:20.239 I was trying to do Tucker Carlson because he has 1924 01:33:20.239 --> 01:33:25.000 a crazy laugh too, you know. 1925 01:33:23.800 --> 01:33:26.279 Like there's a I can't do it. It's it's okay, 1926 01:33:27.279 --> 01:33:33.359 let me stop your That wasn't even close. What is that? 1927 01:33:35.279 --> 01:33:36.159 I forgot that? 1928 01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:40.439 That's right, that's right. Yeah, anyway, where's the new video, Chris? 1929 01:33:40.439 --> 01:33:40.760 I need it? 1930 01:33:41.399 --> 01:33:43.399 He says, Hello, the three people on the other side 1931 01:33:43.399 --> 01:33:45.439 of my parasocial relationship. A long time listener, but I'm 1932 01:33:45.439 --> 01:33:47.199 finally now in a position to donate and wanted to 1933 01:33:47.199 --> 01:33:50.680 show some love that have caused many many tears from 1934 01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:51.399 laughter over the years. 1935 01:33:51.439 --> 01:33:53.279 Thank you, thank you. 1936 01:33:53.680 --> 01:33:56.840 I like that your profile picture is SpongeBob dehydrated, saying 1937 01:33:56.840 --> 01:33:57.640 I need it. I like that. 1938 01:33:57.720 --> 01:33:58.000 Nice. 1939 01:33:59.039 --> 01:34:00.920 But he says, not a question, but going further, what 1940 01:34:01.000 --> 01:34:04.920 do you guys going? But going further to what you 1941 01:34:04.920 --> 01:34:07.479 guys discussed on a previous episode regarding your listeners working 1942 01:34:07.479 --> 01:34:08.600 in a serious profession. 1943 01:34:08.600 --> 01:34:10.479 Oh, that's right, this is so true. 1944 01:34:10.880 --> 01:34:14.439 I am a trainee lawyer specializing in distribution of assets 1945 01:34:14.479 --> 01:34:18.000 after people perish from this mortal coil. Oh my god, 1946 01:34:18.199 --> 01:34:21.000 So is that an a state lawyer or no, I'm 1947 01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:24.800 may I'm getting terminology. Death dealer. He's a death dealer. 1948 01:34:24.840 --> 01:34:27.479 You deal in death, he says. I have to listen 1949 01:34:27.520 --> 01:34:29.960 to some pretty tragic stuff at times, like actual deep 1950 01:34:30.039 --> 01:34:32.239 web stuff, And so I listened to you guys to 1951 01:34:32.279 --> 01:34:34.680 bring some joy into the day. You would not believe 1952 01:34:34.680 --> 01:34:36.119 the amount of times my coworkers looked at me like 1953 01:34:36.119 --> 01:34:38.760 I'm a serial killer and this guy's laughing at random 1954 01:34:38.920 --> 01:34:41.079 clients of misery. Sorry for the long post, but wanted 1955 01:34:41.119 --> 01:34:43.439 to finally give something back to the people who have 1956 01:34:43.439 --> 01:34:45.119 brought me countless last over the years. All the best, 1957 01:34:45.119 --> 01:34:47.840 Thanks a lot man. That's such appreciate it. First of all, 1958 01:34:47.920 --> 01:34:52.039 I appreciate how well written that right it was, But 1959 01:34:52.079 --> 01:34:54.239 second of all, like, yeah, I love, I love whenever 1960 01:34:54.279 --> 01:34:56.119 we hear from people who are like surgeons or like 1961 01:34:56.199 --> 01:35:00.479 building aircraft carriers or like astrophysicist. There was like some 1962 01:35:00.479 --> 01:35:02.199 guy who was like an actual physicist or a physicist 1963 01:35:02.279 --> 01:35:05.039 or something something like that wrote it also and now 1964 01:35:05.079 --> 01:35:08.640 we've got a you know, people dealing in dealing dead. 1965 01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:10.399 Yeah, you know that. 1966 01:35:10.479 --> 01:35:17.720 The fucking the Grim Reaper's lawyer over here. It's pretty crazy, the. 1967 01:35:17.680 --> 01:35:21.479 Grim Reaper's lawyer. How would that even work? Like, well, 1968 01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:23.199 it's a diary that's a scary person. 1969 01:35:23.319 --> 01:35:25.520 Yeah. I feel like I feel like he doesn't need 1970 01:35:25.560 --> 01:35:27.479 a lawyer, Like what is he gonna do? Just takes 1971 01:35:27.520 --> 01:35:29.199 people that are dead. He just kills people. Like, what 1972 01:35:29.239 --> 01:35:29.960 do you need a lawyer for? 1973 01:35:30.079 --> 01:35:32.640 Well, you don't know what the world is like in 1974 01:35:32.680 --> 01:35:34.720 the afterlife. You're play Grim Fandango. 1975 01:35:35.199 --> 01:35:37.479 No, that name sounds familiar, but I don't think I 1976 01:35:37.479 --> 01:35:38.119 played it. 1977 01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:40.279 It's a it's kind of about it's it's not about 1978 01:35:40.520 --> 01:35:42.800 Death's lawyer necessarily, but like I feel like I remember, 1979 01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:44.880 like some figue it's about like the afterlife and how 1980 01:35:44.920 --> 01:35:48.560 like it's just as mundane and boring as as like 1981 01:35:48.600 --> 01:35:50.000 real life is, like I used to have to work, 1982 01:35:50.039 --> 01:35:52.920 and it's like they're all skeletons. It's really cool. I 1983 01:35:52.920 --> 01:35:55.000 haven't played it in forever, but like I remember really 1984 01:35:55.000 --> 01:35:57.359 liking it. You'd recognize it if you saw it, Like 1985 01:35:57.399 --> 01:35:59.720 if you googled Grim Fandango, you'd see the images of it, 1986 01:35:59.760 --> 01:36:02.960 you'd be like, I've definitely seen this floating around. 1987 01:36:03.239 --> 01:36:04.560 That name does sound familiar? 1988 01:36:05.359 --> 01:36:07.359 Look it up. I swear to god. I swear to god, 1989 01:36:07.359 --> 01:36:17.239 you'll notice sounds great. Grim whoa, let's relax, bitches, literally 1990 01:36:17.279 --> 01:36:17.640 to death. 1991 01:36:17.840 --> 01:36:23.279 Let's go. I've seen this. I've seen this before. Yeah before. 1992 01:36:23.359 --> 01:36:25.600 Yeah. Absolutely, It's like a point in click adventure game. 1993 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:28.560 It's like it's by the Oh my god, it's by 1994 01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:31.079 the Monkey Island. Guys, I think, but you think nerds 1995 01:36:31.079 --> 01:36:34.640 are just oopa lupa kidney Stones rode in Jesus Rist, 1996 01:36:35.319 --> 01:36:39.960 that's insane, gott nerds. I got these nerds, these nerds 1997 01:36:40.039 --> 01:36:42.720 candy canes recently because I saw them at the store 1998 01:36:42.760 --> 01:36:46.279 and I was like, I'm curious about that. Interesting, Yeah, 1999 01:36:46.319 --> 01:36:48.239 because I don't I don't like candy canes typically because 2000 01:36:48.239 --> 01:36:49.960 it's just mint, but like. 2001 01:36:51.159 --> 01:36:55.079 Yeah, I don't know, I've had skid ones before. How 2002 01:36:55.079 --> 01:36:57.479 were those? Pretty? Pretty good? Very sweet? 2003 01:36:57.520 --> 01:36:58.720 The thing I don't the thing I don't like about 2004 01:36:58.720 --> 01:37:03.279 candy canes ultimately is that like they become so dangerous 2005 01:37:03.319 --> 01:37:04.840 to to eat. 2006 01:37:04.840 --> 01:37:05.800 You can kill somebody with. 2007 01:37:05.760 --> 01:37:07.960 Them, yeah, Like you can like suck them into a 2008 01:37:07.960 --> 01:37:11.000 shive and like stand on. It's kind of insane and 2009 01:37:11.039 --> 01:37:11.920 like they cut you think. 2010 01:37:12.039 --> 01:37:14.479 Really you're going to really pier somebody or more or. 2011 01:37:14.479 --> 01:37:18.560 Less depend on the thickness. Yes, absolutely, I think unquestionably 2012 01:37:18.600 --> 01:37:22.079 it would it wouldn't be it would chatter also, but 2013 01:37:22.239 --> 01:37:25.199 like it'll go through. Dude, like that ship is, I 2014 01:37:25.239 --> 01:37:26.800 should get one. It's deceptively man. 2015 01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:28.840 Get one of those big ones. And then you just 2016 01:37:28.920 --> 01:37:32.560 like work on it for a while, like, yeah, show 2017 01:37:32.600 --> 01:37:32.880 you it. 2018 01:37:33.000 --> 01:37:34.520 Yeah, I think I can. I could turn into a 2019 01:37:34.560 --> 01:37:35.880 shive in about thirty seconds. 2020 01:37:35.920 --> 01:37:36.880 Man, give me. 2021 01:37:38.039 --> 01:37:42.920 That is a level of digestive prowess that your. 2022 01:37:43.600 --> 01:37:48.720 Stomach acid, your your slive is dangerous. It's like genuinely caustic. 2023 01:37:48.960 --> 01:37:49.279 It is. 2024 01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:51.439 Man, you gotta watch out. You better watch out for me. Dude, 2025 01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:53.840 you better not make out with me. If I licked you, 2026 01:37:53.840 --> 01:37:55.960 you'll die. 2027 01:37:58.000 --> 01:37:58.399 Anyway. 2028 01:37:58.439 --> 01:38:00.680 You you nerds think coople ompus are just kidney stones, right, 2029 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:02.720 And he says, hello, middle aged men, what's a genre 2030 01:38:02.840 --> 01:38:06.000 slash setting you wish games would tackle more often? After 2031 01:38:06.039 --> 01:38:10.479 watching Annihilation and playing both uh what and playing both 2032 01:38:10.640 --> 01:38:14.920 Look Outside? Oh both Look Outside and Bloodborne, I've never 2033 01:38:14.920 --> 01:38:18.319 heard of Look Outside. I got an itch for games 2034 01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:22.479 involving eldritch abominations. Now, yeah, there's not a lot of 2035 01:38:22.479 --> 01:38:27.239 eldritch stuff in video games actually, weirdly enough, you think 2036 01:38:27.239 --> 01:38:30.000 there would be a little bit more of it. But 2037 01:38:31.399 --> 01:38:33.680 I've always felt like Colonial America would be cool setting. 2038 01:38:33.680 --> 01:38:36.760 Like I'm sad that what is it, Assassin's Creed three 2039 01:38:36.840 --> 01:38:39.600 kind of wasted it. Yeah, because like I do think 2040 01:38:39.640 --> 01:38:41.159 the setting of that game was like the coolest part 2041 01:38:41.159 --> 01:38:42.720 of it, and then like you just didn't really do 2042 01:38:42.760 --> 01:38:43.640 anything meaningful in it. 2043 01:38:45.199 --> 01:38:47.720 You just wind around. Yeah, it wasn't. 2044 01:38:47.479 --> 01:38:49.920 Built for this, Like it wasn't even built for the 2045 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:54.560 franchise anyway, because it's like in that in America, especially 2046 01:38:54.560 --> 01:38:58.039 in that era, there weren't even the architecture wasn't that 2047 01:38:58.119 --> 01:39:01.600 impressive too, And that's a big part of Assassin's Creed 2048 01:39:01.720 --> 01:39:04.600 as far as like scaling and doing shit like that. 2049 01:39:04.880 --> 01:39:06.199 Yeah, So it was more of like you gotta be 2050 01:39:06.239 --> 01:39:09.960 a tree dweller. What you gotta be a tree dweller 2051 01:39:09.960 --> 01:39:11.239 more or less at that period of time, you know. 2052 01:39:11.319 --> 01:39:13.119 Yeah, I just feel like it would have been some 2053 01:39:13.159 --> 01:39:17.039 other game taking on that building trees. 2054 01:39:17.800 --> 01:39:20.840 Yeah, Like yeah, fucking there's anything crazy. It's like there's 2055 01:39:20.880 --> 01:39:23.239 there's not there's no buildings. You can't really do building drops. 2056 01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:24.039 There's not really like. 2057 01:39:24.560 --> 01:39:26.640 Actually it would be like a Vampire Master and maybe 2058 01:39:26.720 --> 01:39:29.000 and to be fair, maybe Vampire the Mass Raid Bloodlines one 2059 01:39:29.159 --> 01:39:30.199 is in Colony America. 2060 01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:31.319 I just don't know it, but. 2061 01:39:31.239 --> 01:39:32.840 Like that would be a good setting for something like that, 2062 01:39:32.880 --> 01:39:34.640 you know what I mean, Like you're you're like sulking 2063 01:39:34.680 --> 01:39:37.279 around and you're just like, you know, a kind of 2064 01:39:37.319 --> 01:39:40.359 like you're like a like a plodding first person kind 2065 01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:42.680 of RPG, like a Morrow Wind or something like that, 2066 01:39:43.000 --> 01:39:45.239 like something a little bit more down to or like 2067 01:39:45.520 --> 01:39:48.279 Assassin's Tree is so like rooftop oriented and there's no 2068 01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:52.680 rooftops in like colonial America. Not of any consequence. 2069 01:39:52.760 --> 01:39:55.640 It was Yeah, it was underwhelming. Yeah, there's something that 2070 01:39:55.680 --> 01:39:58.600 has never been explored, right, I think it's wealth for 2071 01:39:58.760 --> 01:40:00.880 so much kind of interesting to telling only one thing 2072 01:40:00.920 --> 01:40:02.680 I know explores and it's one d indie setting. But 2073 01:40:02.720 --> 01:40:06.399 I would like the idea of a magical version of 2074 01:40:06.439 --> 01:40:09.760 America that is post World War One going into World 2075 01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:12.439 War two. I think that the period of time is 2076 01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:16.479 really interesting because the idea though, yeah, like there's like 2077 01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:18.800 there's things going on, like the gap between world and 2078 01:40:18.840 --> 01:40:20.399 One War two where the world is kind of like 2079 01:40:21.119 --> 01:40:25.520 there's like there's like nasty ship out there. There's that exist. 2080 01:40:25.560 --> 01:40:27.359 Now, when you say when you say magical, you're saying 2081 01:40:27.359 --> 01:40:31.520 like magical, like like like fantasy magic and not magical 2082 01:40:31.680 --> 01:40:34.359 like like the Muppets. 2083 01:40:35.399 --> 01:40:37.479 I bet the Muppets fitted fantasy magic, though, I like 2084 01:40:37.520 --> 01:40:37.840 they don't know. 2085 01:40:39.359 --> 01:40:41.079 What I'm saying is like the real world magic of 2086 01:40:41.079 --> 01:40:43.319 the Muppets, and how like we just kind of go 2087 01:40:43.439 --> 01:40:46.119 along with the fact that they're they're real people outside 2088 01:40:46.159 --> 01:40:48.880 of the Puppets. 2089 01:40:47.600 --> 01:40:51.079 Because that's kind of magical, you know, It's yeah, but 2090 01:40:51.760 --> 01:40:54.239 why is one separate from the other exactly. 2091 01:40:54.079 --> 01:40:56.840 Because one's like like sorcery and the other one is 2092 01:40:56.920 --> 01:40:57.279 just like. 2093 01:40:57.279 --> 01:41:01.520 And they're not sorcery. They're just not sorcery the Muppets, 2094 01:41:02.159 --> 01:41:05.319 if relative to them being like if Miss Piggy walked 2095 01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:07.279 in right now, that's not magic. 2096 01:41:07.680 --> 01:41:10.399 No, But I'm saying the Muppets as they exist now 2097 01:41:11.199 --> 01:41:12.560 in our in. 2098 01:41:12.479 --> 01:41:15.119 Our world or in their world. 2099 01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:18.680 In our little reality here, as the Muppets exist, the one. 2100 01:41:18.520 --> 01:41:23.279 That we are forging, or the reality that we currently existed. 2101 01:41:22.960 --> 01:41:25.479 You know how, mister Rogers says, won't you be my neighbor. 2102 01:41:25.520 --> 01:41:26.640 And that's kind of magical. 2103 01:41:27.159 --> 01:41:30.720 Yes, okay, so magical in sentiment, not magical and literal 2104 01:41:30.760 --> 01:41:32.239 magical effects. Yeah. 2105 01:41:32.239 --> 01:41:33.239 So I'm just trying to figure. 2106 01:41:33.039 --> 01:41:35.720 Out what you mean. Okay, you're an idiot, but let 2107 01:41:35.760 --> 01:41:40.840 me I think that'd be interesting. I think the idea 2108 01:41:40.880 --> 01:41:43.640 of the post World war idea of us like really 2109 01:41:43.680 --> 01:41:47.800 realizing that, like there are credible threats overseas and we 2110 01:41:47.880 --> 01:41:49.960 have to kind of fortify our world or like try 2111 01:41:50.000 --> 01:41:52.920 to keep things under wraps. That the pop pop off. 2112 01:41:52.960 --> 01:41:53.880 I think that's really cool. 2113 01:41:54.199 --> 01:41:56.880 They should make a game. They should make a they 2114 01:41:56.880 --> 01:41:59.199 should make an Israel tactics. 2115 01:42:00.119 --> 01:42:02.079 That if they make as the name of the game 2116 01:42:02.159 --> 01:42:05.680 the fire emblem but for vehicles and stuff like that. 2117 01:42:05.680 --> 01:42:07.840 What's it called again, I have no idea what the 2118 01:42:07.840 --> 01:42:08.359 fuck you say. 2119 01:42:08.479 --> 01:42:10.680 It's like fire emblem but instead of using like like 2120 01:42:10.880 --> 01:42:12.720 characters who use like tang and stuff like that. I 2121 01:42:12.720 --> 01:42:13.640 forgot what it's called. 2122 01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:17.800 I I I don't know. I think you're making that 2123 01:42:17.840 --> 01:42:22.760 up the mobile game World of Download, World of Tanks. 2124 01:42:24.479 --> 01:42:28.000 You that's the only context I've ever heard World of 2125 01:42:28.000 --> 01:42:29.840 Tanks and is in the context of like an announcer 2126 01:42:29.960 --> 01:42:32.520 selling yeah, yeah, I've never heard somebody be like, yo, 2127 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:35.239 you gotta get on world. Like Jalen has never messaged me. 2128 01:42:35.279 --> 01:42:36.760 It's like, yo, you know what I've been getting into 2129 01:42:37.199 --> 01:42:40.800 World tanks. It's never been anything like that. 2130 01:42:40.880 --> 01:42:41.079 Yeah. 2131 01:42:41.159 --> 01:42:47.319 Unfortunately, Advance Advanced Wars they make an Advanced Wards, but 2132 01:42:47.399 --> 01:42:49.000 it takes place in Israel. 2133 01:42:50.640 --> 01:42:52.880 Advanced Wars. Okay, that's the game Boy Advance, right or. 2134 01:42:53.079 --> 01:42:56.319 Yeah, game Boy Advance. They delay, They delayed it once. 2135 01:42:56.359 --> 01:42:58.760 They delayed one of them because of I think indefinitely. 2136 01:42:58.800 --> 01:43:00.640 They delayed one because of that I was going on 2137 01:43:00.640 --> 01:43:02.399 in Turkey and Russia and then Israel. 2138 01:43:03.039 --> 01:43:06.720 Yeah, yeah, because it's it's about They made it about Israel, 2139 01:43:06.760 --> 01:43:10.199 thinking that they they assumed that they would have They 2140 01:43:10.239 --> 01:43:13.079 assumed that no controversy would arise because Israel was such 2141 01:43:13.079 --> 01:43:14.319 a safe bet. 2142 01:43:15.960 --> 01:43:19.079 Assuming is It was a safe bet is crazy and 2143 01:43:19.399 --> 01:43:22.720 that is the safe bet. Well, hey, man, I don't know. 2144 01:43:23.000 --> 01:43:26.880 M m okay, yeah, I don't know. We'll see. 2145 01:43:27.479 --> 01:43:30.600 Let's see, we're seeing right now. Actually, in fact, we'll see, 2146 01:43:30.680 --> 01:43:35.199 we'll see. Actually, I was also shocked to find out 2147 01:43:36.399 --> 01:43:40.399 Chumbawamba are what did I say in Irish band? It 2148 01:43:40.479 --> 01:43:44.680 cuts off after that, but he wrote in says hello, acute, 2149 01:43:44.720 --> 01:43:50.159 obtuse and reflex angles, nice geometry. Lingo there, What was 2150 01:43:50.159 --> 01:43:52.720 a band or singer you were shocked when you found 2151 01:43:52.720 --> 01:43:55.640 out wasn't from the US or wherever you thought they 2152 01:43:55.640 --> 01:43:57.800 were from. I recently watched the video showing one hundred 2153 01:43:57.800 --> 01:43:59.920 and fifty hit songs that were actually made by UK 2154 01:44:00.239 --> 01:44:02.800 artist and was genuinely shocked at some of them, like 2155 01:44:03.000 --> 01:44:07.000 Seal fucking Seal is English? I genuinely had no idea. Really, 2156 01:44:07.079 --> 01:44:07.880 how do you not know that? 2157 01:44:08.000 --> 01:44:10.239 Really he didn't. I didn't. I didn't know that either. 2158 01:44:10.279 --> 01:44:12.760 To be honest, what do you mean he sings with 2159 01:44:12.800 --> 01:44:13.720 a British accent? 2160 01:44:14.560 --> 01:44:17.479 I have? He does not sing with a British action. 2161 01:44:17.600 --> 01:44:18.800 Actually he also doesn't. 2162 01:44:18.800 --> 01:44:21.279 You're fa man, I canna tell you, And I. 2163 01:44:26.119 --> 01:44:32.560 Think he does. I guess form may Rose the Baba. 2164 01:44:31.800 --> 01:44:37.279 Range, because we're never going to evolve. 2165 01:44:40.479 --> 01:44:44.920 We get a little crazy, little sing with a fun think. 2166 01:44:46.199 --> 01:44:48.479 I think I probably assume he does. But I've also 2167 01:44:48.600 --> 01:44:50.960 known he's British for so long. Yeah, I didn't know 2168 01:44:51.720 --> 01:44:54.039 so long. When he was married to brook Shields, I 2169 01:44:54.119 --> 01:44:57.920 was like, how did this British nigga with fucking battle 2170 01:44:57.960 --> 01:45:01.800 scars British nigga. Listen, this nigga looks like he fought 2171 01:45:01.840 --> 01:45:08.119 the fucking reapers and made it out and he married Brookshields. Look, man, 2172 01:45:11.159 --> 01:45:12.840 I don't don't even know. I think that's worse than 2173 01:45:12.840 --> 01:45:15.640 acne scars. That's something else they did that is excluded 2174 01:45:16.680 --> 01:45:19.600 some sort or like a cultural scars. Those are not 2175 01:45:19.720 --> 01:45:23.800 Acne stars. It's not acne stars at all. It's the 2176 01:45:23.800 --> 01:45:24.920 guys who got Jay Leno. 2177 01:45:25.039 --> 01:45:27.560 They got to know they thought he was an actual 2178 01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:29.319 seal and they were clubbing him and then he was like, 2179 01:45:29.359 --> 01:45:33.159 stop stop, you stop. 2180 01:45:32.920 --> 01:45:40.960 Hitting me with clubs, seal sign things. I'm a PATHI 2181 01:45:42.359 --> 01:45:46.439 I'm a pathidt from what is that from? It is 2182 01:45:46.439 --> 01:45:49.840 that from anything? What are you saying? I'm a real puff. 2183 01:45:50.039 --> 01:45:52.039 It's like a disabled person saying something like that with 2184 01:45:52.119 --> 01:45:54.399 a really really quite disfigured. 2185 01:45:55.279 --> 01:45:58.560 Honestly, don't know what you're talking about, but whatever. 2186 01:46:02.279 --> 01:46:05.920 Uh so, you know, actually speaking of UK, so, one 2187 01:46:05.960 --> 01:46:07.880 of my favorite songs growing up is a Return of 2188 01:46:07.920 --> 01:46:12.720 the Mac Return Yeah, and that's by Mark Morrison and 2189 01:46:12.760 --> 01:46:14.000 that nigga is from. 2190 01:46:13.800 --> 01:46:14.199 The u K. 2191 01:46:15.039 --> 01:46:22.600 Yeah yeah, And I was like, what the lot the 2192 01:46:22.720 --> 01:46:30.439 guys were British, but then it makes sense because I'm like, uh, English, 2193 01:46:31.840 --> 01:46:34.800 you know, they like that wasn't like an American. Americans 2194 01:46:34.840 --> 01:46:37.479 weren't making any music like that at that time, like 2195 01:46:37.600 --> 01:46:39.880 especially the way that he sounded, so it was unique. 2196 01:46:39.880 --> 01:46:42.119 After Yeah, we're definitely after Like after that, I was like, oh, 2197 01:46:42.159 --> 01:46:43.000 you can make music like this. 2198 01:46:43.079 --> 01:46:46.079 It's fine, ya, we got approval. 2199 01:46:46.840 --> 01:46:53.359 Listen to this. Yeah, I don't know if I have that. 2200 01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:57.000 Many things of things that we already like fucking a 2201 01:46:57.119 --> 01:46:58.720 C d C. That was. Yeah, we talked about that 2202 01:46:58.800 --> 01:46:59.520 on that on the podcast. 2203 01:46:59.520 --> 01:47:00.159 We talked about that. 2204 01:47:00.840 --> 01:47:04.079 But the the one thing I will say is, and 2205 01:47:04.119 --> 01:47:06.199 I think I I brought this up probably recently on 2206 01:47:06.239 --> 01:47:06.439 the show. 2207 01:47:06.479 --> 01:47:07.079 I can't remember. 2208 01:47:08.840 --> 01:47:10.680 I was fucking bewildered to find out that who was 2209 01:47:10.680 --> 01:47:15.279 sayings lead singer was like, I was like, genuinely, it 2210 01:47:15.359 --> 01:47:18.279 is a It was a shock to my system when 2211 01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:18.680 I saw it. 2212 01:47:19.119 --> 01:47:24.399 I guess for me, it's Amy against Amy Winehouse. Oh right, yeah, 2213 01:47:24.479 --> 01:47:27.920 yeah she is British because because she doesn't even really 2214 01:47:27.960 --> 01:47:33.640 sound white either, she could have been could have been too. 2215 01:47:33.840 --> 01:47:40.239 No no, no, yeah, I've been bad. Way I go back. 2216 01:47:40.279 --> 01:47:45.640 I won't. First of all, that's Australian. Yeah, close enough, 2217 01:47:45.720 --> 01:47:47.239 same ship. I don't care, don't care. 2218 01:47:48.159 --> 01:47:51.000 I'm gonna go to Neil Patrick Harris's house. I bet 2219 01:47:51.000 --> 01:47:55.199 he's really nice. 2220 01:47:55.760 --> 01:47:58.680 No one says really nice anymore in real life anyway. 2221 01:47:58.720 --> 01:48:02.479 No one's like, oh he's really was pretty cool. 2222 01:48:02.520 --> 01:48:06.640 Oh oh oh Bush, the band Bush. 2223 01:48:06.520 --> 01:48:08.680 No, George W. Bush is fucking daily? 2224 01:48:10.239 --> 01:48:11.840 Do you guys know the band Bush? Like they have 2225 01:48:11.840 --> 01:48:16.720 a song called jean Head. That's the fun that is 2226 01:48:16.760 --> 01:48:18.800 not an American band. They sound like they're from fucking 2227 01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:21.920 Seattle or something. They do sound like they're they may 2228 01:48:21.960 --> 01:48:27.159 sound specific breathe it like that's so grungy, and they're like, 2229 01:48:27.359 --> 01:48:29.880 oh I saw them do an interview like I was 2230 01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:31.920 when I was living in Vegas. They came on a 2231 01:48:31.920 --> 01:48:34.600 local radio station like oh yeah, we go and be playing. 2232 01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:36.239 I was like, what the fuck is happening? 2233 01:48:36.720 --> 01:48:40.920 I was just like, I can't believe that definitely smacked 2234 01:48:40.920 --> 01:48:43.319 me in the face. It's like, because this would be 2235 01:48:43.319 --> 01:48:45.520 harder if it was like Canadians, because Canadians are like 2236 01:48:45.600 --> 01:48:49.399 so already pretty much us, and like the way they 2237 01:48:49.439 --> 01:48:52.079 talk and sort of act that you don't really know 2238 01:48:52.239 --> 01:48:53.640 until something random happens. 2239 01:48:53.840 --> 01:48:57.039 A lot of time, you just hear the little subtle differences. 2240 01:48:57.199 --> 01:48:59.439 Like the Weekend is Canadian. I would have never guessed 2241 01:48:59.439 --> 01:49:02.800 he was Canadian. You just ruined. You ruined me. Really, 2242 01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:04.520 you didn't know. 2243 01:49:04.600 --> 01:49:11.479 You didn't know you killed with Jim Carrey the Weekend, 2244 01:49:11.520 --> 01:49:14.039 I thought, so my friend turned me onto the Weekend 2245 01:49:14.039 --> 01:49:15.199 In twenty eleven, I remember this. 2246 01:49:15.239 --> 01:49:16.640 I was with an amazing artist. I was living with 2247 01:49:16.680 --> 01:49:18.399 him in Phoenix and the first song was called The 2248 01:49:18.399 --> 01:49:18.880 Birds Too. 2249 01:49:18.920 --> 01:49:20.439 You lived with the Weekend in Phoenix. 2250 01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:23.239 Yeah, and the Birds Too is like one of my 2251 01:49:23.239 --> 01:49:26.760 favorite songs. Like, damn, this nigga shut the fuck up anyway, 2252 01:49:28.560 --> 01:49:30.800 but yeah, yeah, I just assumed. I was like, this 2253 01:49:30.840 --> 01:49:32.800 is a smooth I was like, this dude's bringing R 2254 01:49:32.840 --> 01:49:34.760 and B back because R and B was dead around 2255 01:49:34.760 --> 01:49:37.880 that time. Yes, and I was like, this dude's bringing 2256 01:49:38.000 --> 01:49:40.000 R and B back and uh and then now he's 2257 01:49:40.000 --> 01:49:41.800 one of the biggest artists of all time. I was like, dude, 2258 01:49:42.000 --> 01:49:45.720 you kind of you kind of felt he's from Canada. 2259 01:49:45.960 --> 01:49:52.159 Damn, dude, that doesn't feel good. Why because where's your 2260 01:49:52.199 --> 01:49:53.039 American pride? 2261 01:49:53.119 --> 01:49:55.960 Man? Just kidding, but like you know, I mean, there's 2262 01:49:55.960 --> 01:49:59.079 plenty of really good American well artists too that I 2263 01:49:59.079 --> 01:50:00.960 do R and B again too. You just don't You 2264 01:50:01.039 --> 01:50:03.880 just don't hear about them. There's a lot of women 2265 01:50:03.920 --> 01:50:05.760 and that makes me happy because I'm always gonuber for 2266 01:50:05.760 --> 01:50:07.680 a female singer over a male singer when it comes 2267 01:50:07.680 --> 01:50:11.359 to pretty much anything R and B in particular, pretty 2268 01:50:11.399 --> 01:50:13.560 much anything. And there's a lot of really really really. 2269 01:50:13.560 --> 01:50:16.119 You know, Hayley Williams is from India. 2270 01:50:16.960 --> 01:50:20.319 She's not. She's literally from North Carolina. That's crazy. What 2271 01:50:20.319 --> 01:50:22.840 are you talking about? There is there's Carolina Carolina. You're 2272 01:50:22.920 --> 01:50:25.960 you're stupid either, look like Louisiana. I think it's North Carolina. 2273 01:50:26.079 --> 01:50:26.840 So Louisiana is. 2274 01:50:26.800 --> 01:50:29.119 The thing, but North Carolina, there's no there's no North Carolina. 2275 01:50:29.119 --> 01:50:30.880 That's insane. So just there's just Carolina. 2276 01:50:31.039 --> 01:50:32.159 Yeah, yeah, what do you mean? 2277 01:50:33.239 --> 01:50:40.199 Don't go crying to your mother. I guess we're world. 2278 01:50:41.119 --> 01:50:44.039 Maybe get done world. 2279 01:50:52.039 --> 01:50:53.079 We had a little fan. 2280 01:51:02.800 --> 01:51:07.640 I heal the curtain back ever, so business take it 2281 01:51:07.680 --> 01:51:13.640 from the top stop like seven kidding. Yeah, that was 2282 01:51:14.159 --> 01:51:15.560 that was just distaste. 2283 01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:17.960 I didn't say anything that was said that Kingston is 2284 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:19.960 so stupid, Cray that. 2285 01:51:19.920 --> 01:51:21.720 You just did that impression and passed it off on 2286 01:51:21.800 --> 01:51:23.920 Derek for the audio a whole same. 2287 01:51:24.680 --> 01:51:27.119 If I could throw my voice like that, that'd be amazing, 2288 01:51:27.279 --> 01:51:29.960 just make it sound like you that ruined your life. 2289 01:51:30.159 --> 01:51:34.479 But yeah, I don't know. I don't know any other 2290 01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:39.000 ones to be honest with you, Mississippi apology or whatever. 2291 01:51:40.039 --> 01:51:42.880 But I got so many jokes too that I'm just trying. 2292 01:51:42.880 --> 01:51:43.840 I'm just holding back. 2293 01:51:44.119 --> 01:51:48.039 Yeah, Derek, because you're a racist. That's why you guys all. 2294 01:51:47.920 --> 01:51:52.079 The flaming Israel for like nine hundred years on the podcast. 2295 01:51:52.079 --> 01:51:55.119 And he's like, flaming Israel was valid. I'm not flaming. 2296 01:51:55.319 --> 01:51:59.520 Actually, no, I forgive me, forgive me, I actually I say, 2297 01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:01.159 watched you flaming Jews? 2298 01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:04.600 Excuse me? That's insane. I was going through Instagram yesterday 2299 01:52:04.960 --> 01:52:07.680 and it was something where freaking christ was like, there's 2300 01:52:07.680 --> 01:52:10.039 this person being like, I love watching Core, I like 2301 01:52:10.119 --> 01:52:12.199 Keeping the Value of or whatever and all that bs, 2302 01:52:12.239 --> 01:52:15.439 and I was like, I don't watch Gore. I watch 2303 01:52:15.840 --> 01:52:20.319 people dying, okay, a safe way, the safe to assume 2304 01:52:20.359 --> 01:52:23.279 they're gone. But it's not like I don't watch videos 2305 01:52:23.279 --> 01:52:24.600 people getting mad and stuff like that. 2306 01:52:24.840 --> 01:52:26.479 What do you what are you saying? Are you referencing 2307 01:52:26.479 --> 01:52:30.239 the video of the Yeah, I didn't send that to 2308 01:52:30.279 --> 01:52:32.079 you because I thought that was you. I said that 2309 01:52:32.079 --> 01:52:36.039 to you because I thought it was hysterical, because I 2310 01:52:36.039 --> 01:52:37.960 didn't even know how to say this is annoying about this, 2311 01:52:38.000 --> 01:52:39.880 because I don't know how to cite this or show 2312 01:52:39.880 --> 01:52:42.119 you when I'm talking about there's a video. 2313 01:52:41.960 --> 01:52:44.800 Of this girl talking about when she's like watching Gore 2314 01:52:44.800 --> 01:52:47.640 in public, and she's like, it's really interesting either she's 2315 01:52:47.680 --> 01:52:52.119 she's clearly someone that's watched a lot of people expire. 2316 01:52:52.920 --> 01:52:56.199 And then Chris commented in the comments of the video, 2317 01:52:56.239 --> 01:53:00.720 I saw it this said, this feels unbelievably familiar or 2318 01:53:00.760 --> 01:53:05.439 shockingly familiar to something. Yeah, and everyone in the freaking 2319 01:53:05.600 --> 01:53:09.119 comments of that post was like, oh sween sweet, is 2320 01:53:09.119 --> 01:53:10.199 this swing? Oh right? 2321 01:53:10.279 --> 01:53:13.279 Yeah, No, that was not my like I was, because 2322 01:53:13.319 --> 01:53:16.560 the impression is so specific. It is like a high schooler, 2323 01:53:16.720 --> 01:53:20.079 like an autistic high schooler from like twenty ten, who 2324 01:53:20.119 --> 01:53:22.960 isn't great at communicating but wants to seem really cool. 2325 01:53:23.279 --> 01:53:25.920 And there's like these these little inflections that she does 2326 01:53:25.920 --> 01:53:27.680 that like nail it. And I was like, I was 2327 01:53:27.880 --> 01:53:31.039 cringing into my fucking mind. She said, I'll send it 2328 01:53:31.039 --> 01:53:33.720 to you, Derek. Uh, because I don't know if I 2329 01:53:33.760 --> 01:53:35.520 said it to you. Maybe I said it to the chat, 2330 01:53:35.520 --> 01:53:36.000 I don't. 2331 01:53:35.800 --> 01:53:37.840 Know, and everybody was like Dutch sounds like sweetness, like 2332 01:53:37.920 --> 01:53:39.279 I'm not a gore person. 2333 01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:43.560 She does this thing where she like, she's like, what 2334 01:53:43.640 --> 01:53:46.720 if somebody I loved went through that, Well, she does this, 2335 01:53:46.960 --> 01:53:48.720 and she does this thing. It's like, well, I guess 2336 01:53:48.760 --> 01:53:51.600 I would I guess and she starts over again and 2337 01:53:51.640 --> 01:53:53.279 I was just like, oh my god, this is so 2338 01:53:53.439 --> 01:53:54.479 this hurts to watch. 2339 01:53:54.560 --> 01:53:56.880 You know what. It probably about the most because people 2340 01:53:56.960 --> 01:54:00.159 probably assume that you were that age, you were like that, 2341 01:54:00.479 --> 01:54:01.560 and you just weren't. 2342 01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:05.039 Oh yeah, yeah, Derek Spark, it's it's it's in the 2343 01:54:05.119 --> 01:54:07.520 It's in the dark tank, uh, Discord chat, it's this. 2344 01:54:08.479 --> 01:54:10.960 It's this fucking video where he says I feel personally 2345 01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:16.159 attacked or not Discord oh Instagram right, yes, sorry, Okay, yeah, 2346 01:54:16.159 --> 01:54:19.239 it's it's this girl and just like the inflection of it, dude, 2347 01:54:19.279 --> 01:54:21.720 it's gonna physically bothered. I already hate just just looking 2348 01:54:21.720 --> 01:54:23.000 at the fucking thumbnail. 2349 01:54:23.039 --> 01:54:23.680 I already hate it. 2350 01:54:23.840 --> 01:54:26.840 I know it's I've because I knew people like that, 2351 01:54:26.920 --> 01:54:28.680 like they wouldn't say that, and it wouldn't be It 2352 01:54:28.680 --> 01:54:32.520 wouldn't pertain to Gore necessarily either, but like that in 2353 01:54:32.640 --> 01:54:38.119 those inflections, those mannerisms are so real, Like it makes 2354 01:54:38.159 --> 01:54:39.359 me mad thinking about it. 2355 01:54:41.039 --> 01:54:42.880 I know a handful of social retards. 2356 01:54:42.960 --> 01:54:46.000 Yeah no, but it's like a it's such a unique 2357 01:54:46.439 --> 01:54:59.439 type of social Yeah, a flat ill is crazy. The snap, 2358 01:54:59.600 --> 01:55:02.840 the sna app and the restart of like she's starting 2359 01:55:02.880 --> 01:55:04.600 to say something that she thinks is witty and then 2360 01:55:04.680 --> 01:55:07.680 like she has to restart it from the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2361 01:55:07.479 --> 01:55:10.880 I've seen I've seen that so many times I have, 2362 01:55:11.039 --> 01:55:13.920 like in high school, and it's always gross, right, isn't 2363 01:55:13.920 --> 01:55:16.159 it Like it's I've never seen somebody capture it so 2364 01:55:16.159 --> 01:55:17.439 so well. I was like I saw that video and 2365 01:55:17.479 --> 01:55:19.279 I was like, this is fuck. Yeah, it's it's it's 2366 01:55:19.359 --> 01:55:20.359 unfortunately too well. 2367 01:55:20.399 --> 01:55:22.640 It's like it's like hating Jeoffrey and Game of Thrones, 2368 01:55:23.000 --> 01:55:25.399 where it's like, you know, like I know you're not real, nigga, 2369 01:55:25.439 --> 01:55:27.479 but like I'm still upset at you. 2370 01:55:28.399 --> 01:55:29.079 Yeah. 2371 01:55:29.239 --> 01:55:32.520 She's either a recovered one of those or very stupid. 2372 01:55:32.720 --> 01:55:37.920 Yeah, either a recovered one or an extremely talented actress. 2373 01:55:38.039 --> 01:55:38.520 I said. 2374 01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:42.920 I commented, this is triggeringly familiar, and everybody's like, yeah, 2375 01:55:43.000 --> 01:55:46.479 Sweeney moment, show this Sweeny moment, Sween on the Stark Tank. 2376 01:55:46.880 --> 01:55:48.560 Sween has four days to respond. 2377 01:55:48.800 --> 01:55:52.279 I am not a gore person. Gore doesn't bother me 2378 01:55:52.319 --> 01:55:55.399 per se, But I'm not a gore person. Whatever. 2379 01:55:55.920 --> 01:55:59.119 I don't trust goore people. They're like they're they're they're 2380 01:55:59.119 --> 01:56:01.680 one and slip away from trying some of themselves. 2381 01:56:02.960 --> 01:56:04.720 I think that's why they're doing I think I think 2382 01:56:04.760 --> 01:56:06.840 it's good that there they have that outlet so they 2383 01:56:06.840 --> 01:56:09.359 don't try it. I think, like, good, you stay over here, 2384 01:56:09.680 --> 01:56:12.239 you don't hurt bunnies, but you watch people kick bunnies 2385 01:56:12.239 --> 01:56:14.520 into the fucking into space. Ahead. 2386 01:56:15.119 --> 01:56:17.000 Okay, so we've got two final ones that we'll go 2387 01:56:17.079 --> 01:56:19.479 through and then we'll read the names t road in 2388 01:56:19.520 --> 01:56:22.279 Do you guys have any guilty pleasure songs? Mine solely 2389 01:56:22.399 --> 01:56:25.199 is that Safe and sound? That song safe and sound. 2390 01:56:25.279 --> 01:56:28.199 It's in most it's the most commercial ass jingle song. 2391 01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:29.560 But I really like it a lot. I don't even 2392 01:56:29.560 --> 01:56:35.600 know what that is. I think it's specific, it's not 2393 01:56:35.640 --> 01:56:36.159 even specific. 2394 01:56:36.319 --> 01:56:40.000 I can you up is that it take you where 2395 01:56:40.039 --> 01:56:42.199 you want to be in want? 2396 01:56:42.359 --> 01:56:44.680 I put it safe and it put came up immediately 2397 01:56:45.479 --> 01:56:50.439 Capital City and what a stupid no, we'll call. 2398 01:56:50.359 --> 01:56:57.880 Your Yeah, I know, all right, you don't have to 2399 01:56:57.960 --> 01:56:58.479 keep saying it. 2400 01:56:58.560 --> 01:56:59.000 Okay. 2401 01:56:59.119 --> 01:57:01.279 So, like this is the type of audience you know, 2402 01:57:01.319 --> 01:57:02.720 they listen to, Uh. 2403 01:57:02.479 --> 01:57:06.439 I got, Actually, I'm sorry, I got really really bothered me. 2404 01:57:06.560 --> 01:57:09.880 They listened to, you know, imagine dragons and and all 2405 01:57:09.920 --> 01:57:11.640 that ship like Loom in the year yeah Loom. 2406 01:57:11.760 --> 01:57:15.640 Yeah, it's it's all that. It's that's it's stomp clap, 2407 01:57:15.760 --> 01:57:16.079 uh huh. 2408 01:57:16.439 --> 01:57:18.920 You know, it's it's when you're writing something that you 2409 01:57:18.960 --> 01:57:22.399 know is going to be on a fucking commercial, which understandably, 2410 01:57:22.439 --> 01:57:26.039 I understand the incentive. You know, Yeah, I get it, 2411 01:57:26.079 --> 01:57:27.520 get a fuck ton of it. Look at one hundred 2412 01:57:27.520 --> 01:57:30.399 and sixty seven million on just the the YouTube video loan. 2413 01:57:30.439 --> 01:57:34.239 That's pretty good. They probably made two hundred dollars on that, 2414 01:57:34.520 --> 01:57:40.159 like the ad sense, it's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, but I 2415 01:57:40.199 --> 01:57:41.520 don't know, I gotta be honest, I don't know if 2416 01:57:41.520 --> 01:57:45.600 I have any like guiltful players here, but like, like 2417 01:57:45.680 --> 01:57:48.760 I add stuff to my playlists pretty pretty shamelessly. Like 2418 01:57:48.760 --> 01:57:51.800 you guys can check my public you guys can check 2419 01:57:51.840 --> 01:57:54.239 my Spotify playlist, and it's it's pretty public. You search 2420 01:57:54.279 --> 01:57:57.600 Chris reg like, it's a playlist that says it's it's 2421 01:57:57.600 --> 01:58:01.359 called every song I've ever even remotely enjoyed, and the 2422 01:58:01.399 --> 01:58:04.399 most recent thing on there is from fucking has been Hotel. Hmmm, 2423 01:58:05.319 --> 01:58:08.439 So I gotta I don't got no guilty pleasure, you 2424 01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:08.640 know what. 2425 01:58:08.600 --> 01:58:11.000 I would say it probably for me same I would 2426 01:58:11.000 --> 01:58:13.520 say it's for me like one, it's not necessarily a 2427 01:58:13.520 --> 01:58:15.319 guilty pleasure, but it's the closest thing I think is 2428 01:58:15.359 --> 01:58:18.159 because it's a song that kind of gives me chills 2429 01:58:18.199 --> 01:58:22.319 when it goes up like a half step or whatever. Uh, 2430 01:58:22.399 --> 01:58:24.640 I forgot what the actual term is called. When they 2431 01:58:24.640 --> 01:58:25.880 do at the end of the song like oh they 2432 01:58:26.119 --> 01:58:28.199 the chorus, they bring it up one last one to. 2433 01:58:28.239 --> 01:58:30.560 Oh the kid that's I think it's just a key change, right, Yeah. 2434 01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:32.039 There's just a specific name for it. 2435 01:58:32.079 --> 01:58:34.880 But it doesn't matter, it doesn't fu yeah, but uh, 2436 01:58:34.960 --> 01:58:38.880 the slean Deon's that's the way it is or whatever, 2437 01:58:39.439 --> 01:58:40.359 and that's. 2438 01:58:40.159 --> 01:58:42.920 The oh yeah. And then at the end of the 2439 01:58:43.279 --> 01:58:46.600 then it gets even when you're ready to go, there's 2440 01:58:46.680 --> 01:58:48.199 no easy. 2441 01:58:47.720 --> 01:58:50.600 Way it gets like it gets. It's so hype there's 2442 01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:52.880 something about it that like hypes me up. And then 2443 01:58:53.319 --> 01:58:57.039 I feel like, like, say, this is what I want 2444 01:58:57.039 --> 01:58:58.800 to play in my mind. If I was in a fight, 2445 01:58:59.560 --> 01:59:02.560 I want like I have to, like I win. That's 2446 01:59:02.560 --> 01:59:05.479 good that I get it, and so so January fifth, 2447 01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:07.800 twenty twenty one, I added, that's the way it is 2448 01:59:07.840 --> 01:59:12.880 by Celine Beyond to My Place. It's a good fucking song. 2449 01:59:13.000 --> 01:59:14.640 Good song, dude, I've always liked it. 2450 01:59:15.359 --> 01:59:17.840 I don't think I have any I don't know because 2451 01:59:17.840 --> 01:59:21.920 my playlist is pretty like I like white Girl fucking 2452 01:59:22.000 --> 01:59:23.279 music from like the twenty tens. 2453 01:59:23.359 --> 01:59:26.079 So it's never got Michelle branch On here, I have 2454 01:59:26.199 --> 01:59:29.199 fucking Kelly Clarkson On here, I got. I got a 2455 01:59:29.199 --> 01:59:33.279 bunch of stuff. I I there's a there's a song 2456 01:59:33.319 --> 01:59:35.800 from Hasben Hotel with fucking Patrick stumping it, and I 2457 01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:36.039 was like. 2458 01:59:36.119 --> 01:59:38.680 Yo, let me hear it. 2459 01:59:39.760 --> 01:59:41.840 I want to hear it, fucking fall Out boy in 2460 01:59:41.880 --> 01:59:44.760 a TV show. Okay, I'll take it, and. 2461 01:59:44.800 --> 01:59:47.880 It's good, all right. So I don't know. Moments in love? 2462 01:59:47.920 --> 01:59:51.720 What is this this song? I have Moments in Love 2463 01:59:51.800 --> 01:59:52.800 by the Art of Noise. 2464 01:59:53.119 --> 01:59:58.039 Oh, here's that's crazy. I have everywhere I go by Hollywood, 2465 01:59:58.039 --> 02:00:00.600 I'm dead. All right, Well that's pretty which is that's 2466 02:00:00.600 --> 02:00:01.039 pretty good. 2467 02:00:01.039 --> 02:00:04.119 That's a good one, because that's that's a good one 2468 02:00:04.159 --> 02:00:06.119 because I'm be honest, I fucking hate that ship. 2469 02:00:06.159 --> 02:00:11.960 I'll be honest. It has a weedy that he likes. 2470 02:00:12.039 --> 02:00:14.600 Are you fucking serious, dude? It Let me tell you something. 2471 02:00:14.800 --> 02:00:18.840 It sucks, but I like it. I like that somebody 2472 02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:21.920 did this. I like that people went into a fucking 2473 02:00:21.960 --> 02:00:25.399 recording studio and did this on purpose. Yeah, it's and 2474 02:00:25.439 --> 02:00:29.479 I authentically like it's just it's funny to me, and 2475 02:00:29.600 --> 02:00:33.039 so of the rhymes are so fucking obnoxious. Yeah, yeah, 2476 02:00:33.239 --> 02:00:37.800 like it's yeah, I think my problem with that and 2477 02:00:37.840 --> 02:00:40.720 look at I'm probably supposed to be reading looking at 2478 02:00:40.760 --> 02:00:41.880 it the way you do. 2479 02:00:42.640 --> 02:00:46.840 I I've heard this Hollywood and Dead is just cringe 2480 02:00:46.880 --> 02:00:51.000 inducing entirely. So in my mind, I was kind of thinking, like, oh, 2481 02:00:51.000 --> 02:00:53.760 they're serious about this, like they think this is dope. 2482 02:00:54.199 --> 02:00:58.159 And I think that's where my disconnect was, because that 2483 02:00:58.359 --> 02:01:00.279 is it's so stupid to me, and I'm like, oh no, 2484 02:01:00.319 --> 02:01:02.159 these niggas thought they were cooking, like they went to 2485 02:01:02.159 --> 02:01:04.560 studio like this is this is we we fucking knocked 2486 02:01:04.560 --> 02:01:06.399 this one out of the park, and I'm sure it's 2487 02:01:06.399 --> 02:01:08.840 more of like, no, this is an obvious, fun, fucking 2488 02:01:08.920 --> 02:01:10.680 like eminem type of song or something. 2489 02:01:11.840 --> 02:01:13.760 Yeah, I mean that's how I he I'm sure that's 2490 02:01:13.800 --> 02:01:14.399 what it is. 2491 02:01:14.439 --> 02:01:17.760 But I'm just I was being like obtuse, I guess 2492 02:01:17.840 --> 02:01:19.199 you know what I'm saying, make a move. 2493 02:01:19.319 --> 02:01:20.640 I saw you winking. 2494 02:01:20.960 --> 02:01:25.920 Drunken pussy is what I'm thinking. It's it's funny, good, 2495 02:01:26.399 --> 02:01:29.520 it's so ridiculous. 2496 02:01:30.039 --> 02:01:32.640 No, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's insane. 2497 02:01:33.079 --> 02:01:36.199 Drunken pussy is what I'm thinking. That's a wild line. 2498 02:01:37.119 --> 02:01:41.520 I mean, it's bars, it's bars, wake up, grab beer, 2499 02:01:41.760 --> 02:01:49.119 grab rear, it's it's it's it's ridiculous. And I and 2500 02:01:49.159 --> 02:01:52.399 to be fair, like I think melodically, I like, like, 2501 02:01:52.960 --> 02:01:56.880 I wish it was in other, I wish other. I 2502 02:01:56.920 --> 02:02:00.840 wish another band with different lyrics was using it have beer. 2503 02:02:02.000 --> 02:02:09.319 I like half Bad, and I like the chorus of Bad. 2504 02:02:12.239 --> 02:02:12.680 I don't know this. 2505 02:02:12.880 --> 02:02:15.960 There was a satisfying kind of progression to it that 2506 02:02:16.439 --> 02:02:19.439 I hear more than the lyrics. But like, it's it's 2507 02:02:19.479 --> 02:02:22.000 just such a fucking stupid song. But I have that 2508 02:02:22.119 --> 02:02:25.760 on there. Oh, I got a good recommendation. Here's a 2509 02:02:25.760 --> 02:02:29.119 song that I probably would never I actually so me 2510 02:02:29.159 --> 02:02:31.880 and my friends would listen to this kind of One 2511 02:02:31.880 --> 02:02:34.560 of my friends was one of those bros, those Orange 2512 02:02:34.560 --> 02:02:38.479 County bros. So he was into cotton Mouth Kings. 2513 02:02:38.079 --> 02:02:42.760 And me, as a you know, as me, would like, 2514 02:02:42.800 --> 02:02:46.319 I'm like, oh, that's fucking stupid, of course. But they 2515 02:02:46.359 --> 02:02:49.359 had one song that I was like, undeniably, this is 2516 02:02:49.439 --> 02:02:52.560 actually kind of this is I don't want to give 2517 02:02:52.600 --> 02:02:54.960 them credit for anything, but they have a song called 2518 02:02:55.000 --> 02:02:58.680 Where's the Weed at that actually kind of like the 2519 02:02:58.760 --> 02:03:02.800 Beats fun He goes button the fucking chorus, where's the 2520 02:03:02.800 --> 02:03:03.359 weed at? 2521 02:03:03.439 --> 02:03:04.520 Yo? Where's the weed that? 2522 02:03:04.680 --> 02:03:07.079 It's my back back but you can't touch that. I'm like, 2523 02:03:07.119 --> 02:03:11.359 shut the fuck up. But it just sounds good, something 2524 02:03:11.399 --> 02:03:13.560 something in my prime, blowing hell of smoke, and I'm 2525 02:03:13.560 --> 02:03:15.600 like it just kind of it like it it. 2526 02:03:15.680 --> 02:03:17.159 I was like, God, if I hate. 2527 02:03:17.000 --> 02:03:20.359 I hate bro so much, but I was like this one. 2528 02:03:20.399 --> 02:03:22.439 But I wouldn't be I probably wouldn't be caught dead 2529 02:03:22.439 --> 02:03:24.199 listening to that ship. Like if I was in my car, 2530 02:03:24.520 --> 02:03:26.720 I couldn't do it, just out of principle. 2531 02:03:26.720 --> 02:03:27.399 I couldn't do it. 2532 02:03:28.359 --> 02:03:34.359 I just flag poles, flag poles, do you know flag poles? 2533 02:03:34.560 --> 02:03:37.119 That no, flagpols? It is. 2534 02:03:39.079 --> 02:03:40.319 Oh my god, what is it? What is the what 2535 02:03:40.399 --> 02:03:44.039 is the lyrics? Paranoia? 2536 02:03:44.119 --> 02:03:49.880 Paranoia? Everybody's coming to get me. Yeah, I'm not sick, 2537 02:03:49.960 --> 02:03:53.399 but not well. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got that. 2538 02:03:53.520 --> 02:03:56.079 I've got a song that's fair. 2539 02:03:56.119 --> 02:03:56.920 I like you. I don't know. 2540 02:03:57.600 --> 02:04:01.079 I got Whip It by Devo. This is all over 2541 02:04:01.119 --> 02:04:06.199 the fucking place. It's ridiculous. That's after so this this, 2542 02:04:06.199 --> 02:04:10.760 this is fucking insane. This lineup is ridiculous where it's 2543 02:04:10.840 --> 02:04:15.399 fucking Helicopter by Block Party, the Passenger by Iggy Pop, 2544 02:04:15.439 --> 02:04:20.439 Whip It by Devo, Flagpole Sita, and then fucking bad Bunny. 2545 02:04:20.479 --> 02:04:25.840 My playlist is my playlist is fucking schizophren but. 2546 02:04:24.640 --> 02:04:25.960 But my, but yeah, I don't know. 2547 02:04:26.800 --> 02:04:28.960 Guilty pleasure is kind of a thing like you kind 2548 02:04:28.960 --> 02:04:30.399 of grow out of because at a certain point you're 2549 02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:32.319 just like why do I why is it? Why is 2550 02:04:32.359 --> 02:04:36.600 a very good point, Like, yeah. 2551 02:04:35.880 --> 02:04:37.600 There was an era of a lot of that scream 2552 02:04:37.640 --> 02:04:39.600 Oh ship that I was hanging out with the when 2553 02:04:39.640 --> 02:04:42.079 I was when I was in a certain band, a 2554 02:04:42.079 --> 02:04:43.760 lot of them were listening to like the scream of 2555 02:04:43.800 --> 02:04:46.239 Ship that I never really because I because I'm like 2556 02:04:46.239 --> 02:04:49.319 with Kingston where he's like, oh, I prefer female vocals, 2557 02:04:49.439 --> 02:04:53.720 particularly when these men are singing falsetto these very high 2558 02:04:53.720 --> 02:04:58.960 fucking chords, and uh. 2559 02:04:57.319 --> 02:05:00.840 A woman would be way more suited to those songs. 2560 02:05:01.199 --> 02:05:04.880 Those songs would all be better bangers if if women 2561 02:05:04.920 --> 02:05:06.760 were right. And there's why no bang. 2562 02:05:07.000 --> 02:05:07.560 Uh. 2563 02:05:07.640 --> 02:05:10.600 Sleeping with Sirens was the ultimate one for me. They 2564 02:05:10.640 --> 02:05:14.359 have a song called something like if you're if you're 2565 02:05:14.520 --> 02:05:17.399 James Dean, if you're Audrey Hepburn, then I'm James Dean 2566 02:05:17.520 --> 02:05:20.079 or something. It's called that or some stupid fucking all 2567 02:05:20.119 --> 02:05:23.680 those screambo bands had fucking names like that the song titles. 2568 02:05:24.039 --> 02:05:26.279 But like, oh yeah, like it's not a scene, it's 2569 02:05:26.279 --> 02:05:30.319 a goddamn army, like oh, I write soon, it's not tragedy, 2570 02:05:30.319 --> 02:05:33.039 it's ship like that. And uh so even though I 2571 02:05:33.119 --> 02:05:37.279 liked that song, but it's yeah, but yeah, yeah. 2572 02:05:37.039 --> 02:05:39.680 Like that one, the Sleeping with Sirens, because that is 2573 02:05:39.840 --> 02:05:41.479 it was the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life, 2574 02:05:41.479 --> 02:05:43.600 and I was like, bro, this is hard for me. 2575 02:05:43.840 --> 02:05:46.600 I probably can listen to it now like in my 2576 02:05:46.680 --> 02:05:49.159 car and feel unbothered since I'm like all old, but 2577 02:05:49.279 --> 02:05:54.520 at the time, I actually did feel embarrassed because, especially 2578 02:05:54.600 --> 02:05:57.520 if you know that it's a guy singing it, if 2579 02:05:57.560 --> 02:05:59.640 there's something about it feels like I'm like, this is 2580 02:05:59.680 --> 02:06:01.560 the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. But 2581 02:06:01.640 --> 02:06:03.319 if a woman was singing, I'm like, this is this 2582 02:06:03.439 --> 02:06:06.960 is like damn this could Hailey Williams look out, you know, 2583 02:06:07.079 --> 02:06:07.720 like watch out? 2584 02:06:09.000 --> 02:06:09.359 You know what. 2585 02:06:09.600 --> 02:06:11.560 For whatever reason, the only song that I've ever felt 2586 02:06:11.560 --> 02:06:14.760 embarrassed to listen to, and I really don't know why 2587 02:06:14.800 --> 02:06:19.600 because it doesn't really make any sense, but like, fucking uh, 2588 02:06:21.119 --> 02:06:22.279 oh my god, what the hell is it called? 2589 02:06:22.319 --> 02:06:26.279 Handlebars? Oh? Is that the twenty one or Crazy by 2590 02:06:26.359 --> 02:06:31.560 Flow with no handlebars? No handlebars? Yeah? That one. 2591 02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:35.640 I like that song for whatever reason, Like it was like. 2592 02:06:36.079 --> 02:06:38.319 That song is cringe. That song is cringe, but only 2593 02:06:38.359 --> 02:06:41.119 cringe because of the fact that it's like like a 2594 02:06:41.159 --> 02:06:43.640 guy being like, yeah, I believe in myself. I can 2595 02:06:43.720 --> 02:06:45.279 do my own thing, and it's. 2596 02:06:45.159 --> 02:06:47.520 Like, ah, it's not though, what do you mean it 2597 02:06:47.600 --> 02:06:47.960 is about? 2598 02:06:47.960 --> 02:06:51.399 It's about that, Like it's him, it's him revealing, isn't it. 2599 02:06:51.439 --> 02:06:52.560 If I'm not mistaken isn't that. 2600 02:06:52.760 --> 02:06:56.159 No, No, the song is about like a dude like 2601 02:06:56.640 --> 02:06:57.920 becoming like an egomaniac. 2602 02:06:58.680 --> 02:06:58.960 Damn. 2603 02:06:58.960 --> 02:07:01.079 Well, I don't know anything about but I've never like 2604 02:07:01.079 --> 02:07:04.000 paid his names to the lyrics other than that line. 2605 02:07:06.560 --> 02:07:07.079 That's fair. 2606 02:07:07.359 --> 02:07:09.239 It's a good I think it's a good song earnestly, 2607 02:07:09.279 --> 02:07:12.159 like I think it's actually like well written, but like 2608 02:07:12.760 --> 02:07:15.159 there's something about it that I felt like weird listening 2609 02:07:15.159 --> 02:07:17.600 to it. I don't know, Okay, but anyway, that'll be 2610 02:07:17.600 --> 02:07:20.600 the last one. And then, uh, this final question around 2611 02:07:20.640 --> 02:07:22.840 us out because I can't believe I forgot to mention this. 2612 02:07:23.640 --> 02:07:25.640 Uh we got to see and I don't know if 2613 02:07:25.640 --> 02:07:27.000 we talked about this since we saw it, but like 2614 02:07:27.000 --> 02:07:31.880 we got to see Metroid Prime four. Uh uh caseon 2615 02:07:31.920 --> 02:07:32.439 did you see? 2616 02:07:32.680 --> 02:07:35.159 No? I didn't where you didn't see it? No? 2617 02:07:35.880 --> 02:07:38.239 Oh boy, oh boy? 2618 02:07:38.319 --> 02:07:40.760 How does it look? Old boy? Oh boy? 2619 02:07:41.079 --> 02:07:43.640 I hate to break this to you, so uh boycotting 2620 02:07:43.640 --> 02:07:45.399 Metroid Prime four and all Nintendo products. 2621 02:07:45.439 --> 02:07:46.399 Rode in, He says, what's up? 2622 02:07:46.479 --> 02:07:50.279 DEI hires, I recently saw the previews for Metroid Prime four, 2623 02:07:50.319 --> 02:07:54.159 and I've never been more disappointed in my life. The franchise, 2624 02:07:55.000 --> 02:07:58.079 The franchise is known for isolation, cramped corridors, and insanely 2625 02:07:58.079 --> 02:07:59.800 immersive atmosphere, So why the fuck. 2626 02:07:59.600 --> 02:08:01.720 Did they put a quippy character in it? 2627 02:08:02.520 --> 02:08:06.760 My question is when has the company or studio Dude, 2628 02:08:06.840 --> 02:08:10.079 he looks like a racist, Like, dude, it's crazy, Rick 2629 02:08:10.199 --> 02:08:14.439 moranis essentially yeah, it's literally Rick moranis. 2630 02:08:15.920 --> 02:08:16.960 It's bad. 2631 02:08:17.760 --> 02:08:21.560 So the game itself looks good, but like that character 2632 02:08:21.640 --> 02:08:23.479 looks like he could derail the whole fucking thing. 2633 02:08:23.479 --> 02:08:25.359 It's really a shame, but. 2634 02:08:25.600 --> 02:08:28.960 Like a goofy Jerry Lewis Rick moranis, it's like, that's 2635 02:08:29.000 --> 02:08:30.399 what he looks like. If you just look at his 2636 02:08:30.479 --> 02:08:32.880 fucking face, you're like, oh, dude, you should hear you 2637 02:08:32.880 --> 02:08:33.800 should hear his. 2638 02:08:33.680 --> 02:08:35.399 Line let me, let me, let me click on the 2639 02:08:35.399 --> 02:08:38.199 They are like, yeah, you can, yeah, put it up, 2640 02:08:38.560 --> 02:08:40.239 So why the fuck they put quep behind it? My 2641 02:08:40.239 --> 02:08:42.720 my question is when is a company or studio completely 2642 02:08:42.720 --> 02:08:44.279 missed the mark for you or a piece of media 2643 02:08:44.279 --> 02:08:46.840 that got tarnished by dumbass people who went all Marvel 2644 02:08:46.880 --> 02:08:49.920 money or something similar. So we'll answer that maybe maybe 2645 02:08:49.960 --> 02:08:52.359 next but dude, man. 2646 02:08:53.079 --> 02:08:56.039 Uh, I'm keeping cautiously optimistic. 2647 02:08:57.520 --> 02:08:58.880 I think the game itself will be good, but I 2648 02:08:58.920 --> 02:09:00.760 think it'll have to be good around that character, and 2649 02:09:00.760 --> 02:09:02.039 that's going to turn a lot of people off. 2650 02:09:02.079 --> 02:09:03.680 There should be an option to mute him. What the 2651 02:09:03.680 --> 02:09:09.279 hell doesn't isn't that? I hate the nice shut like, 2652 02:09:09.319 --> 02:09:10.560 shut the fuck up. 2653 02:09:11.239 --> 02:09:12.840 Dude, He says. There's a scene where he's like, it's 2654 02:09:12.880 --> 02:09:14.479 about to get real nerdy in here. 2655 02:09:15.800 --> 02:09:19.159 He says that the samis over the wall. 2656 02:09:19.239 --> 02:09:20.720 What if Samus gets to kill him at the end 2657 02:09:20.720 --> 02:09:22.319 of the game, do you think that would be a suffice? 2658 02:09:22.640 --> 02:09:25.439 She walks up to him. She walks up to him, 2659 02:09:25.439 --> 02:09:27.119 She steps on the back of his neck. He's like, 2660 02:09:27.960 --> 02:09:28.720 blows that off. 2661 02:09:30.960 --> 02:09:36.000 Really, dude, I've not seen I've not seen a character, 2662 02:09:37.039 --> 02:09:38.680 And to be fair, like, dude, I don't know much 2663 02:09:38.680 --> 02:09:40.239 about Metroic Crime, so I don't even I don't know 2664 02:09:40.319 --> 02:09:42.279 much about it, but like apparently, like from what I've heard, 2665 02:09:42.359 --> 02:09:44.640 it's it's built around kind of like isolation and kind 2666 02:09:44.680 --> 02:09:47.119 of figuring things out and like being by yourself. So 2667 02:09:47.199 --> 02:09:49.079 like the fact that they thought to do this is 2668 02:09:49.159 --> 02:09:53.199 crazy actually, because he's so like no, even the IGN 2669 02:09:53.279 --> 02:09:56.640 preview was like, this fucking guy sucks. 2670 02:09:57.000 --> 02:09:58.600 I hope he's not in it for long. 2671 02:10:00.720 --> 02:10:03.680 I read a comment, why is he wearing glasses under 2672 02:10:03.720 --> 02:10:06.479 his visor in his futuristic spacesuit. 2673 02:10:07.000 --> 02:10:09.399 I'm like, that's actually a good point. You think that 2674 02:10:09.399 --> 02:10:14.279 wouldn't look I love this game franchise so much. I 2675 02:10:14.279 --> 02:10:18.119 hope I hope it. I'm always for Nintendo fucking shipting 2676 02:10:18.159 --> 02:10:22.680 a bed. But to be fair, a lot of them. 2677 02:10:22.840 --> 02:10:25.079 It's the only negative thing that people had to say 2678 02:10:25.079 --> 02:10:28.800 about it, to be fair, But it's so But it's 2679 02:10:28.920 --> 02:10:30.920 so damnit, you know what It's like, it's one of 2680 02:10:30.920 --> 02:10:33.560 the it's one of the reasons you play Metroid is 2681 02:10:33.560 --> 02:10:40.680 to is to presumably experience this alone. And so that 2682 02:10:40.720 --> 02:10:44.279 would be like if they put that would be like 2683 02:10:44.319 --> 02:10:48.159 if they made the wart Hog sprint, you know. 2684 02:10:48.239 --> 02:10:51.800 Like there's boosters on the Warthog, would that be kind 2685 02:10:51.800 --> 02:10:52.000 of cool? 2686 02:10:52.680 --> 02:10:56.720 Well no, I mean, like the wheels pick up and 2687 02:10:56.520 --> 02:10:59.520 that's not the same thing, Chris, But yeah, I give it, 2688 02:10:59.520 --> 02:11:01.720 it's not the same thing at all, but like, uh whatever, 2689 02:11:02.720 --> 02:11:06.399 So yeah, I don't know, it's uh, I'm curious about it. 2690 02:11:06.439 --> 02:11:11.000 But that that man, that guy, that guy sucks. I 2691 02:11:11.039 --> 02:11:12.960 feel bad for whoever wrote that character to like you 2692 02:11:12.960 --> 02:11:15.600 know that they were like passionate about it. They were like, man, 2693 02:11:15.600 --> 02:11:18.880 we're gonna introduce a whole new audience this to this game. 2694 02:11:19.199 --> 02:11:21.439 I can't wait. I'm so excited. Like, Okay, look at 2695 02:11:21.479 --> 02:11:22.000 if you're writing. 2696 02:11:22.079 --> 02:11:25.520 Let's say you're a writer, right, I'm guys, you're like, 2697 02:11:25.520 --> 02:11:27.680 all right, you're tasked. You've been hired to write a 2698 02:11:27.800 --> 02:11:31.800 character for met for the Metro universe. You do even 2699 02:11:31.800 --> 02:11:33.439 if you're not a fan of Metro, you do your research. 2700 02:11:33.439 --> 02:11:37.000 Wouldn't you be like, all right, this is you know, 2701 02:11:37.600 --> 02:11:40.079 like even if they were like, hey, do this, he'd 2702 02:11:40.079 --> 02:11:44.199 be like, ah, like, eh, can I take some liberties 2703 02:11:44.239 --> 02:11:47.119 and make him not as fucking retarded? Or can I 2704 02:11:47.159 --> 02:11:49.039 you know what I'm saying, Like it just feels That's 2705 02:11:49.039 --> 02:11:50.319 why I felt like when they were doing the Veil 2706 02:11:50.359 --> 02:11:52.199 Guard or I was like, all right, guys, you guys 2707 02:11:52.199 --> 02:11:54.119 know the fucking theme. You guys know this, and then 2708 02:11:54.560 --> 02:11:56.920 oh they put in Blara or whatever, and she's like, 2709 02:11:56.960 --> 02:12:00.560 whoa wait. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? This 2710 02:12:00.640 --> 02:12:03.960 isn't what what is this? This is not the theme? 2711 02:12:04.000 --> 02:12:08.359 But okay, whatever you got, you guys know best. It 2712 02:12:08.399 --> 02:12:11.439 is what it is, man, it is what it is. 2713 02:12:13.680 --> 02:12:16.560 But yeah, so my question, so the question was, has 2714 02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:19.039 it has when is a company or studio completely missed 2715 02:12:19.039 --> 02:12:20.239 a mark for you or a piece of media that 2716 02:12:20.279 --> 02:12:23.600 got tarnished by Uh, I guess it's the same. It's 2717 02:12:23.600 --> 02:12:24.680 a rephrasing the same question. 2718 02:12:24.800 --> 02:12:25.039 I think. 2719 02:12:25.399 --> 02:12:33.000 I mean we both just I both decided Dragon Age. Yeah, yeah, 2720 02:12:33.000 --> 02:12:35.079 I don't I don't know. I don't know if I 2721 02:12:35.079 --> 02:12:36.520 have an answer really because. 2722 02:12:37.760 --> 02:12:38.920 Yeah, I don't know if. 2723 02:12:38.960 --> 02:12:42.000 I don't know if Bungeie is really the only studio 2724 02:12:42.039 --> 02:12:44.159 that I would feel betrayed by in that sense, and 2725 02:12:44.199 --> 02:12:47.680 I don't know if they've ever really disappointed me to 2726 02:12:47.840 --> 02:12:52.079 that degree. There are definitely expansions where I was like, 2727 02:12:52.119 --> 02:12:54.920 this is dogwater, Like I remember Lightfall was pretty bad, 2728 02:12:55.640 --> 02:12:58.880 but you kind of knew that, like, oh, a year later, 2729 02:12:58.960 --> 02:13:00.760 there's gonna be another one, so it did feel that bad. 2730 02:13:01.079 --> 02:13:06.880 I don't know, I uh, I'm sure there's an example. Oh, 2731 02:13:06.960 --> 02:13:10.960 you know what fucking Battlefield then twenty forty two when 2732 02:13:10.960 --> 02:13:12.239 that game came out and it didn't have a fucking 2733 02:13:12.279 --> 02:13:18.279 scoreboard and everything was I can't believe that, but that 2734 02:13:18.399 --> 02:13:20.960 was pretty rough. That was that was sad for no reason, 2735 02:13:22.039 --> 02:13:25.920 just for no reason anyway. I kind of just depressed 2736 02:13:25.920 --> 02:13:27.439 myself a little bit thinking about Vailguard. 2737 02:13:28.520 --> 02:13:29.840 Yeah, get over it. 2738 02:13:29.159 --> 02:13:32.640 It's kind of don't worry because hard brother, you've I know, 2739 02:13:32.840 --> 02:13:34.520 just well, I forgot to. 2740 02:13:34.560 --> 02:13:35.640 I forgot to mention that, like. 2741 02:13:37.159 --> 02:13:40.520 I entered your name in a raffle there and you've won, 2742 02:13:40.600 --> 02:13:43.039 actually two thousand copies of dragged it into the That 2743 02:13:43.159 --> 02:13:44.039 is crazy. 2744 02:13:45.239 --> 02:13:47.920 That is crazy. 2745 02:13:48.000 --> 02:13:49.840 They're really they're really trying to get rid of the 2746 02:13:50.039 --> 02:13:51.119 the you know, the inventory. 2747 02:13:51.239 --> 02:13:55.319 You know, sad because I can't even sell them, you know, 2748 02:13:56.159 --> 02:13:58.960 I know you have to like smelt them into a 2749 02:13:59.000 --> 02:14:02.119 sword or something, you know, something interesting. 2750 02:14:02.399 --> 02:14:07.880 That would have me incensed, That would have me agonizing 2751 02:14:08.520 --> 02:14:10.560 if I and you have to take on. 2752 02:14:11.039 --> 02:14:14.079 If I Amazon, if I Amazon delivered a copy of 2753 02:14:14.159 --> 02:14:16.439 Dragon Age The Vailguard to your door every single day 2754 02:14:16.439 --> 02:14:18.039 for the rest of the year, would. 2755 02:14:17.800 --> 02:14:20.119 That bother you? I'd be like, why are you wasting 2756 02:14:20.119 --> 02:14:23.439 your money like this? Like why are you wasting your money? 2757 02:14:23.479 --> 02:14:26.039 Like what's happening? Let me see how much that would be. 2758 02:14:26.279 --> 02:14:31.399 Let me say a dragon Age, Dragon Age the Veil Guard. 2759 02:14:31.479 --> 02:14:34.119 So I want to I want shopping. Okay, let's see 2760 02:14:34.720 --> 02:14:41.279 fifty bucks. So there's about what would you say, forty 2761 02:14:41.359 --> 02:14:48.720 one days, forty one days left. It would only cost 2762 02:14:48.800 --> 02:14:52.359 me like two thousand and fifty dollars as a base, 2763 02:14:52.399 --> 02:14:54.279 it only cost me two grand to send you a 2764 02:14:54.319 --> 02:14:54.800 copy of. 2765 02:14:55.319 --> 02:15:01.960 Just Wasting Money, Just Wasting Money, I would say, yeah, 2766 02:15:01.960 --> 02:15:03.920 and that's how that's how I would put it. 2767 02:15:04.279 --> 02:15:05.960 I would I would actually go to the bank and 2768 02:15:06.000 --> 02:15:06.560 get alone. 2769 02:15:10.840 --> 02:15:14.439 Yeah, that'd be a good idea, man. Yeah, thanks fucking hell. 2770 02:15:15.680 --> 02:15:18.000 All right, Well, on that note, let's get the fuck 2771 02:15:18.000 --> 02:15:21.000 out of here. Let's read the names of our twenty 2772 02:15:21.000 --> 02:15:23.920 five dollars patrons. Remember, you can come over to the 2773 02:15:23.920 --> 02:15:28.920 Patreon and join this immaculate roster of lists or a 2774 02:15:29.239 --> 02:15:32.079 roster of names. I should say and get your name 2775 02:15:32.159 --> 02:15:33.720 right at the end of the show, as I will do. 2776 02:15:35.760 --> 02:15:37.000 What if you open your door right now and it 2777 02:15:37.039 --> 02:15:37.760 was there. 2778 02:15:38.199 --> 02:15:39.920 I'm like, you are waiting. I feel like this is 2779 02:15:39.920 --> 02:15:42.600 funny once. Really, don't do it again. That's a waste 2780 02:15:42.640 --> 02:15:48.600 of money. Noted. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, all right, 2781 02:15:48.840 --> 02:15:51.960 have me down three two one. 2782 02:15:52.840 --> 02:15:57.319 There's a spoof horror about a giant sperm called Wadzilla. 2783 02:15:57.439 --> 02:15:59.520 It's a parody of Godzilla. Not bad. 2784 02:16:00.560 --> 02:16:01.680 I can't believe that that's real. 2785 02:16:02.479 --> 02:16:04.439 I hate myself. I might watch it. 2786 02:16:08.520 --> 02:16:11.479 Oh my god, that that one name already drained to 2787 02:16:11.479 --> 02:16:15.000 be honestly, put the peep in my boca. I'm sure 2788 02:16:15.039 --> 02:16:18.680 someone's done it before presidential Yeah he confirmed. Yep, that's right. 2789 02:16:18.800 --> 02:16:21.760 President Trump famously uh sucked Bill Clintons. 2790 02:16:21.800 --> 02:16:24.760 Oh right, that's what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2791 02:16:24.039 --> 02:16:27.560 Yeah that did that did happen? Big Chrissy A comfy 2792 02:16:27.680 --> 02:16:30.119 night flirting with the other comfy trans night through the 2793 02:16:30.119 --> 02:16:33.040 Patreon names. During they had that like a couple like 2794 02:16:33.079 --> 02:16:35.040 I think, like yesterday or whatever, they had like there's 2795 02:16:35.079 --> 02:16:37.319 this audio that they claimed was leaked, and it was 2796 02:16:37.440 --> 02:16:41.000 like it was Trump screaming like I'm not releasing the 2797 02:16:41.040 --> 02:16:44.719 Epstein files. If I go down, I'm taking you down 2798 02:16:44.760 --> 02:16:47.799 with me. I'm like, this is clear. This no way 2799 02:16:47.799 --> 02:16:50.280 he said this. Yeah, I was talking to it's too perfect. 2800 02:16:50.319 --> 02:16:51.440 It's it's too perfect. 2801 02:16:51.479 --> 02:16:53.479 I was just like, hey, no, yeah, I literally I said, 2802 02:16:53.799 --> 02:16:55.959 And then those exact things always said that Jojo was 2803 02:16:55.959 --> 02:16:56.879 like brow Now, if. 2804 02:16:56.840 --> 02:17:01.120 It wasn't that, it's also too energetic, like he's like, 2805 02:17:01.159 --> 02:17:04.360 it doesn't sound like it sounds like twenty sixteen, yeah 2806 02:17:04.879 --> 02:17:09.440 right right right, So if it's not AI, it's just 2807 02:17:09.639 --> 02:17:14.159 a good impressionist, uh mist, which there are many. Mitch 2808 02:17:14.239 --> 02:17:18.440 t Lemone, God's favorite femboy, Malik Barry Chris Is two 2809 02:17:18.440 --> 02:17:20.520 thousand and six, Toyota Corolla, can you please service me 2810 02:17:20.559 --> 02:17:24.079 anal footcake kobab. But my friend Lewis d lifted one 2811 02:17:24.440 --> 02:17:27.120 and eighty kilograms call him gay? 2812 02:17:27.200 --> 02:17:28.879 Please, you're gay? Lewis gay boy? 2813 02:17:28.879 --> 02:17:32.920 Farty Michael bay sneezing on young Colin and vaporizing him. 2814 02:17:33.040 --> 02:17:37.719 Kingston is Deborah Morgan with tits, saying well, that's why 2815 02:17:38.840 --> 02:17:42.000 I don't know who's I don't know who. So that's 2816 02:17:42.760 --> 02:17:46.479 the sister of a of a of a of Oh 2817 02:17:46.520 --> 02:18:01.600 my god, Dexter. Oh you hear me, asshole Dexter's lab Dexters. 2818 02:18:01.680 --> 02:18:08.440 It's the same character. Get out the bike, murdered broom, 2819 02:18:09.440 --> 02:18:16.799 Sergeant House, murder House. 2820 02:18:17.399 --> 02:18:19.879 I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious. 2821 02:18:20.799 --> 02:18:26.079 That's just laugh That is so trash. That sucks. 2822 02:18:26.840 --> 02:18:29.159 Genie asked me if I wanted perfect memory or to 2823 02:18:29.280 --> 02:18:32.319 turn all of Sweeney's blood into bacon grease. But I 2824 02:18:32.360 --> 02:18:33.840 can't remember what I chose. 2825 02:18:36.319 --> 02:18:37.760 That is so dog shit. 2826 02:18:38.479 --> 02:18:42.639 That is dog shit, saying well, that was fun, monotonously 2827 02:18:42.799 --> 02:18:45.319 after finishing a video, game I paid too much for. 2828 02:18:47.520 --> 02:18:51.959 That's a bummer man. That's always sad to be just like, 2829 02:18:52.239 --> 02:18:56.120 well after forty hours, well that was fun. 2830 02:18:58.799 --> 02:19:01.680 Tragic. Uh, dog shit. 2831 02:19:02.959 --> 02:19:05.120 I feel like that's gonna be my experience with Masquerade 2832 02:19:05.719 --> 02:19:07.280 if I keep playing it the way I'm playing it, 2833 02:19:07.280 --> 02:19:11.639 which is the wrong way. But I do want to 2834 02:19:11.639 --> 02:19:13.760 play that Kronos game too. The dead Space kind of looking, 2835 02:19:14.079 --> 02:19:14.760 it's all fun. 2836 02:19:15.920 --> 02:19:16.319 Whatever. 2837 02:19:16.559 --> 02:19:19.959 I'm just gonna miss like fifty games this year. Watch out, guys, 2838 02:19:20.200 --> 02:19:25.840 Massad replaces people with pedo clones. That's the good ending too, 2839 02:19:25.879 --> 02:19:27.680 That's what's great. That's what you don't understand is like 2840 02:19:27.719 --> 02:19:30.959 that's like the best realities that that's what happens because 2841 02:19:30.959 --> 02:19:33.200 the other reality is because the other reality is that 2842 02:19:33.360 --> 02:19:38.879 they're just they're all just pedophiles. It's it's more whimsical 2843 02:19:38.920 --> 02:19:44.639 and more like optimistic to assume that Israel just clones 2844 02:19:44.639 --> 02:19:47.200 people and replaces them with their clones, and the clones 2845 02:19:47.200 --> 02:19:51.000 happen to become pedophiles. Because the thing about clones, too, right, 2846 02:19:51.120 --> 02:19:52.920 is that a clone is technically a child. 2847 02:19:53.639 --> 02:19:58.520 M Uh, I'm not. I don't care about arguing at 2848 02:19:58.520 --> 02:20:03.079 that point, care enough, that's all I'm saying is like 2849 02:20:03.200 --> 02:20:07.879 if if you cloned, if you cloned yourself as you 2850 02:20:07.959 --> 02:20:12.200 are now, yes, fifteen years ago, so that's not how 2851 02:20:12.200 --> 02:20:12.879 I am now. 2852 02:20:13.120 --> 02:20:17.120 No, listen as you are like your current version. Let's 2853 02:20:17.120 --> 02:20:19.799 say you exist as you were now but fifteen years ago, 2854 02:20:19.959 --> 02:20:24.040 and you clone that because those no, no, no, listen to me. 2855 02:20:24.120 --> 02:20:28.159 You clone yourself fifteen years ago. Now that clone could 2856 02:20:28.239 --> 02:20:29.719 date a fifteen year old legally. 2857 02:20:30.479 --> 02:20:31.879 I don't feel like you can get to live out 2858 02:20:31.920 --> 02:20:33.280 you so you can. I don't want to talk about 2859 02:20:33.280 --> 02:20:35.440 I don't want to talk about this with you. I 2860 02:20:35.440 --> 02:20:38.600 don't want this conversation. I just I don't want to 2861 02:20:38.600 --> 02:20:39.120 I don't want this. 2862 02:20:40.399 --> 02:20:50.479 Charlico, we carry the flame, prey to the gospel. 2863 02:20:51.200 --> 02:20:54.000 Oh carrious name. 2864 02:20:58.159 --> 02:21:01.719 I love that song, say my favorite song this year. 2865 02:21:02.239 --> 02:21:02.959 It's amazing. 2866 02:21:03.120 --> 02:21:04.920 I was thinking of not even fucking close. 2867 02:21:04.959 --> 02:21:06.319 I was thinking of like I was like, dude, I 2868 02:21:06.399 --> 02:21:08.760 legitimately should cover this. 2869 02:21:10.559 --> 02:21:12.959 Cover I would fucking it would kill me. 2870 02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:15.799 I'll look into it. I'll see if what I could 2871 02:21:15.799 --> 02:21:18.559 do is we are dude. 2872 02:21:18.639 --> 02:21:20.520 I I first started to hear you that like a 2873 02:21:20.559 --> 02:21:22.920 day or two ago, and it's been like beginning of 2874 02:21:22.920 --> 02:21:25.319 the week for I am such a I'm such a 2875 02:21:25.479 --> 02:21:29.319 I totally missed it, so I'm a huge fan every time. 2876 02:21:29.360 --> 02:21:31.840 Actually I saw this. I saw this list of like 2877 02:21:31.879 --> 02:21:34.079 the best songs of the year, and number five was 2878 02:21:34.120 --> 02:21:36.479 we Are Charlie Kirk and number four was we Are 2879 02:21:36.559 --> 02:21:39.360 Charlie Kirk Nightcore and then like the other way, and 2880 02:21:39.360 --> 02:21:42.000 it was just it was all the same song, and 2881 02:21:42.040 --> 02:21:45.280 I was like, I can't argue. I don't know if 2882 02:21:45.280 --> 02:21:46.799 there's a song I've heard this year that I like 2883 02:21:46.879 --> 02:21:47.440 more than that song. 2884 02:21:47.600 --> 02:21:50.799 True, it's been it's it's I thought that was that 2885 02:21:51.000 --> 02:21:54.319 song was a joke at first, like I thought someone I, 2886 02:21:54.559 --> 02:21:56.719 you know, to just make fun. But I went to 2887 02:21:56.719 --> 02:21:58.760 the I went to the Spotify and it's just, oh, 2888 02:21:58.799 --> 02:22:00.879 it's a legitimate like a I slapped. 2889 02:22:01.399 --> 02:22:04.360 Christian be the same at the truth at the same time. 2890 02:22:04.399 --> 02:22:09.399 I guess it's unless somebody was like somebody went to 2891 02:22:09.440 --> 02:22:11.159 the you know, the app and made a bunch of 2892 02:22:11.159 --> 02:22:14.760 AI slop songs knowing that it would do that. It 2893 02:22:14.920 --> 02:22:19.239 just seems like some asshole is like profiting, like and 2894 02:22:19.479 --> 02:22:21.479 you know, it's not like a serious song in the 2895 02:22:21.520 --> 02:22:23.520 way that like they're passionate about it, but they're clearly 2896 02:22:23.879 --> 02:22:27.479 someone's like, oh, let me honor Charlie Kirk and put 2897 02:22:27.479 --> 02:22:27.799 this up. 2898 02:22:27.799 --> 02:22:29.040 And I know it should be a banger. 2899 02:22:29.559 --> 02:22:32.120 And I thought it was somebody like Chris at first, 2900 02:22:32.159 --> 02:22:34.479 you know what I mean, like making like, oh, this 2901 02:22:34.559 --> 02:22:37.280 is gonna be hilarious. I don't think so, because they 2902 02:22:37.280 --> 02:22:41.280 have just a bunch of I can't be wrong. There's 2903 02:22:41.319 --> 02:22:43.440 a that there's a full song. It's so funny. 2904 02:22:43.479 --> 02:22:45.600 Yeah, and it's it's. 2905 02:22:50.799 --> 02:22:51.879 I was gonna it's got. 2906 02:22:51.799 --> 02:23:02.239 Like a beat for the gospel. This is the legacy, 2907 02:23:02.239 --> 02:23:03.000 so dramatic. 2908 02:23:04.079 --> 02:23:08.479 It it's so crazy that the legacy, it really is 2909 02:23:08.600 --> 02:23:11.280 just it's such a joke, dude. 2910 02:23:11.319 --> 02:23:16.639 The circification makes it so bad. The cifications so disrespectful. 2911 02:23:17.799 --> 02:23:21.280 They're so disrespectful, dude. Even you see the. 2912 02:23:21.280 --> 02:23:24.879 Guy getting the g t a lady, Yes, yes, yes, 2913 02:23:26.719 --> 02:23:29.639 Oh God, God bless Wold, God bless America. 2914 02:23:29.719 --> 02:23:32.120 This is what it's all about. I mean, that's what 2915 02:23:32.120 --> 02:23:32.719 happens to life. 2916 02:23:32.760 --> 02:23:36.959 You live, man, No, this is what happens regard That's 2917 02:23:36.959 --> 02:23:38.680 what That's what I'm saying. It's like this will happen 2918 02:23:38.719 --> 02:23:42.120 with everybody. Like it's like the days of like respect 2919 02:23:42.120 --> 02:23:45.280 the dead or over and they've been done. They've been 2920 02:23:45.319 --> 02:23:49.040 done gone for a while, sure, but nothing like Dick Cheney. Dude, 2921 02:23:49.159 --> 02:23:50.239 nobody gave a fright. 2922 02:23:50.840 --> 02:23:52.959 Well no. The thing is this, right, the difference between 2923 02:23:53.200 --> 02:23:56.360 not when people not caring and people making a legit 2924 02:23:56.639 --> 02:24:00.639 fucking joke of it, that those are different, That is true. 2925 02:24:00.680 --> 02:24:03.040 Fewer people made a joke out of change, ye don't. 2926 02:24:03.440 --> 02:24:07.200 People don't respect him being dead, not even a little. 2927 02:24:07.360 --> 02:24:12.760 That's the biggest problem. No one cares. I don't care, 2928 02:24:13.760 --> 02:24:17.879 like I don't and I don't care. And it's the people. 2929 02:24:18.239 --> 02:24:20.280 And I hope the people that are upset about it 2930 02:24:20.319 --> 02:24:22.920 they at least find the common denominator. It's like, hey, 2931 02:24:23.280 --> 02:24:25.760 why all the other people that have died recently, even 2932 02:24:25.799 --> 02:24:28.600 that are public figures and whatnot, why have they not 2933 02:24:28.719 --> 02:24:30.639 been mean to death like this? I want you to 2934 02:24:30.680 --> 02:24:34.920 think about this. I want you to truly understand why 2935 02:24:34.959 --> 02:24:36.879 they're going hard on the paint on this one guy. 2936 02:24:37.600 --> 02:24:41.520 The only meme that I remember being like persistent was 2937 02:24:41.559 --> 02:24:43.360 like the the them in daring with the other people 2938 02:24:43.399 --> 02:24:45.719 who died. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Like that was 2939 02:24:45.719 --> 02:24:48.479 always something that would happen. But and I love the 2940 02:24:48.520 --> 02:24:51.159 idea of this, Like the FBI agent chasing mill House 2941 02:24:51.200 --> 02:24:54.000 into the into the into the fucking pipe and mill 2942 02:24:54.040 --> 02:24:56.280 house turuns around and he goes, Charlie Kirk is dead. 2943 02:24:57.520 --> 02:24:59.879 I don't care, so would make that? 2944 02:25:00.120 --> 02:25:00.280 Is that? 2945 02:25:00.440 --> 02:25:01.760 Like? Damn? 2946 02:25:01.840 --> 02:25:03.879 No? I just I just I just advented if I 2947 02:25:04.000 --> 02:25:07.680 would have been a fresh one something. Look when I 2948 02:25:07.760 --> 02:25:10.239 just posted, guys, where'd you posted? 2949 02:25:10.319 --> 02:25:10.680 The chat? 2950 02:25:10.799 --> 02:25:15.360 And uh Instagram or the oh no and the yeah 2951 02:25:15.440 --> 02:25:16.799 zen cass? What is this? 2952 02:25:16.920 --> 02:25:17.120 Boy? 2953 02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:19.959 Fifteen dies after coworkers in certain high pressure hose up 2954 02:25:20.000 --> 02:25:25.520 erected another one, another one, no way, another one, dude, 2955 02:25:25.680 --> 02:25:29.920 this this is I can't believe this happens is regularly. 2956 02:25:32.399 --> 02:25:36.440 Fifteen. Oh my goodness, man, he's a kid. He's a 2957 02:25:36.479 --> 02:25:40.760 little kid. That's so unfortunate. I'm laughing because I'm fucked 2958 02:25:40.799 --> 02:25:44.079 up inside. But that's really unfortunate. It's just that, really 2959 02:25:44.159 --> 02:25:44.760 is that? 2960 02:25:45.040 --> 02:25:47.920 Why do people think I've never thought to put that 2961 02:25:48.040 --> 02:25:49.959 up someone's I've worked with that ship before. 2962 02:25:49.959 --> 02:25:53.360 I've never put on someone's ass, Dude, high pressurized hoses 2963 02:25:53.399 --> 02:25:55.079 will whip the ship out of you when they filled 2964 02:25:55.159 --> 02:26:02.399 with water. It's really bad. It's crazy. Where'd they work? Yeah? 2965 02:26:02.879 --> 02:26:06.440 Yeah, like it was like a burger king. I'm thinking 2966 02:26:06.479 --> 02:26:08.399 of what I'm thinking of a fire hose. This is insane. 2967 02:26:08.440 --> 02:26:09.479 What high pressure ized told you. 2968 02:26:09.479 --> 02:26:12.000 Haven't been like sorry, Starbucks and stuff, I've definitely used 2969 02:26:12.040 --> 02:26:12.600 them before. 2970 02:26:13.200 --> 02:26:16.159 Yeah, anyway, watch out, guys, Massad, I read that already, 2971 02:26:16.200 --> 02:26:18.600 get you. I have twenty five dollars by two big black, 2972 02:26:18.680 --> 02:26:22.399 sexy Israelites and a light skin twink Delta. Gamma literally 2973 02:26:22.440 --> 02:26:24.440 fed this toddler last week. And why is it still crying? 2974 02:26:24.719 --> 02:26:27.239 Clamu les Squire the third making that pussy so wet 2975 02:26:27.280 --> 02:26:30.639 like a like a what whoa? 2976 02:26:31.200 --> 02:26:32.239 Making that that. 2977 02:26:32.120 --> 02:26:36.280 Pussy so wet like a retarded kid eating playto no attack, 2978 02:26:36.719 --> 02:26:41.159 no against the idea of comfy trans night Eerie, what 2979 02:26:41.600 --> 02:26:42.719 do you mean not against her? 2980 02:26:43.639 --> 02:26:45.520 After no screen? 2981 02:26:46.760 --> 02:26:50.319 You do look you look like vanta black with lips. 2982 02:26:51.920 --> 02:26:56.040 It's fucking crazy. Like the camera specifically on my screen, 2983 02:26:56.079 --> 02:26:58.719 there's no texture in your beard. It looks like just 2984 02:26:59.159 --> 02:27:02.440 it looks like my monitor is off for me. 2985 02:27:02.559 --> 02:27:04.920 Yeah, it looks like that's just just darkness on my face. 2986 02:27:04.920 --> 02:27:07.959 You're allowed to shave it when you get to James 2987 02:27:07.959 --> 02:27:08.559 Harden level. 2988 02:27:08.559 --> 02:27:10.959 Okay, you get when you. 2989 02:27:10.959 --> 02:27:13.120 Get to like case you ever done the you ever 2990 02:27:13.120 --> 02:27:15.000 done the short hair beard thing you ever. 2991 02:27:14.879 --> 02:27:17.079 Do that, you should buzz it off completely and then 2992 02:27:17.079 --> 02:27:18.000 have James hard. 2993 02:27:18.040 --> 02:27:20.159 I'm shaving off the sides of my hair entirely. It's 2994 02:27:20.159 --> 02:27:21.799 gonna be I'm getting a bald fade, and then I'm 2995 02:27:21.799 --> 02:27:23.000 just gonna get my facial hair. 2996 02:27:23.920 --> 02:27:28.200 How about top of the head and then a cold 2997 02:27:28.399 --> 02:27:29.319 sack in your beard? 2998 02:27:30.200 --> 02:27:32.360 How does that work? Is this only beard here? 2999 02:27:32.479 --> 02:27:32.520 No? 3000 02:27:32.680 --> 02:27:34.959 The other way around? So's no. 3001 02:27:36.879 --> 02:27:39.879 Beard in a circle on your chin, and then you 3002 02:27:39.959 --> 02:27:42.399 have a colder sack like just basically match the top 3003 02:27:42.440 --> 02:27:45.520 you want to you want to both the match if 3004 02:27:45.559 --> 02:27:49.040 you have no facial hair to do that. If you 3005 02:27:49.120 --> 02:27:50.959 looked up, you look like headphones. 3006 02:27:55.239 --> 02:27:58.000 I don't know, Like, uh, I'm probably about to buzz 3007 02:27:58.040 --> 02:28:00.159 my like I'm so sick of I'm so sick of man. No, 3008 02:28:00.280 --> 02:28:02.360 you gotta have a do ponytails from now on. 3009 02:28:06.520 --> 02:28:13.159 I'm going to get present with a mortar. What a retort? Now? 3010 02:28:13.319 --> 02:28:15.159 I actually I'm gonna buzz it. I think I'm just 3011 02:28:15.239 --> 02:28:15.760 so tired. 3012 02:28:16.799 --> 02:28:18.840 You should be like that guy from the Sopranos. What's 3013 02:28:18.840 --> 02:28:20.600 his name, like Furio or or whatever? 3014 02:28:21.879 --> 02:28:26.159 Figure out Furio. I think his name is what I remember. 3015 02:28:26.760 --> 02:28:30.559 Sounds like a fake Furios for Furio. 3016 02:28:30.799 --> 02:28:33.879 Is it Furio? 3017 02:28:33.959 --> 02:28:34.120 Yeah? 3018 02:28:34.200 --> 02:28:38.040 Yeah, check him out? Oh the slicks? Yeah, do that? 3019 02:28:38.040 --> 02:28:38.360 That's you. 3020 02:28:39.479 --> 02:28:46.440 This guy looks like I want to kill him. That's crazy. 3021 02:28:47.319 --> 02:28:52.959 He looks like I want to kill him. Insane. That 3022 02:28:53.079 --> 02:28:54.840 is the most insane I ever heard. 3023 02:28:54.879 --> 02:28:59.879 You say, Actually, did did you bang blonde Blazer or invisibit? 3024 02:29:00.479 --> 02:29:03.440 I went with a visit. I went blonde Blazer. 3025 02:29:05.280 --> 02:29:08.399 The game kind of wants you to not do blonde Blazing. 3026 02:29:08.920 --> 02:29:11.600 I know it's no I think it does actually. 3027 02:29:11.639 --> 02:29:13.440 Now not if you played the end, you just kind 3028 02:29:13.440 --> 02:29:15.200 of like that's clearly in VisiC ail. 3029 02:29:15.239 --> 02:29:17.079 It's like I guess. 3030 02:29:16.959 --> 02:29:19.719 There's like a cannon, you know, yeah, like Lea. 3031 02:29:20.760 --> 02:29:26.000 Yeah hot, but Vanilla bro, I don't want that ship. 3032 02:29:26.000 --> 02:29:27.920 I wish you could bang her mom. That's the like 3033 02:29:27.959 --> 02:29:29.600 that'd be. That's the only problem. 3034 02:29:29.680 --> 02:29:31.319 You should have been able to stop her problem, like, 3035 02:29:31.360 --> 02:29:33.520 you know, like all right, the only way. 3036 02:29:33.719 --> 02:29:35.680 A lot of people ask me, you should have met 3037 02:29:35.680 --> 02:29:37.879 her earlier than that point of the game through some 3038 02:29:38.000 --> 02:29:41.159 random what is this? What is this? 3039 02:29:41.680 --> 02:29:44.000 Wait? What is this a reference to get in those 3040 02:29:44.000 --> 02:29:46.600 blue guts? What is this a reference to this name? 3041 02:29:46.879 --> 02:29:50.760 A lot of people as ask me, Tokyo sexually. Where 3042 02:29:50.760 --> 02:29:53.399 do you get your name? I know exactly what this is, 3043 02:29:53.399 --> 02:29:55.159 brob what oh is this. 3044 02:29:55.120 --> 02:29:57.760 The fucking uh? The come down? 3045 02:29:57.879 --> 02:30:02.680 I just want to say sexa the Cometown? 3046 02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:03.479 What was it? 3047 02:30:03.600 --> 02:30:03.760 Uh? 3048 02:30:04.200 --> 02:30:04.479 Uh? 3049 02:30:05.399 --> 02:30:09.479 Good lie luck good luck? Yeah, Tokyo. 3050 02:30:10.760 --> 02:30:11.360 It's been a while. 3051 02:30:11.360 --> 02:30:14.120 I haven't heard a reference from Cometown for a while. 3052 02:30:14.120 --> 02:30:16.319 One of the names is it? 3053 02:30:16.360 --> 02:30:18.280 Is it a reference to Wale like the rapper? 3054 02:30:19.360 --> 02:30:21.559 No, Tokyo sex Wally? No, no, no, that's just a 3055 02:30:21.600 --> 02:30:22.079 real person. 3056 02:30:25.360 --> 02:30:31.799 Does a guy named you gotta get a bunch of fresna? 3057 02:30:33.479 --> 02:30:38.600 Not even from just from so sex w a l 3058 02:30:38.680 --> 02:30:46.239 e okay, sorry to Tokyo sex. Yeah, he's the real person. 3059 02:30:46.920 --> 02:30:47.959 What the fuck is this? 3060 02:30:49.680 --> 02:30:53.520 He just looks like Eric Adams, I mean from the 3061 02:30:53.600 --> 02:30:59.520 side a little bit, I guess from the yo. What 3062 02:30:59.559 --> 02:31:04.360 happened to Eric Adams? Wish wishes? What happened to his eye? Oh? 3063 02:31:04.680 --> 02:31:06.840 He got fun to death. Yo. 3064 02:31:07.079 --> 02:31:10.760 He's got like he's got like a different He's got 3065 02:31:10.799 --> 02:31:13.959 like a he's like different seal. He's got like a 3066 02:31:14.000 --> 02:31:14.799 different eye thing. 3067 02:31:16.840 --> 02:31:22.680 I'm different different seal. Chris, Chris, for real, that is 3068 02:31:22.680 --> 02:31:25.840 the stupidest thing said. Actually, what are you saying? Shut up? 3069 02:31:26.319 --> 02:31:30.600 That really upset. You don't like different seal is so stupid, 3070 02:31:31.399 --> 02:31:33.479 the dumbest I ever heard. Why are you. 3071 02:31:33.520 --> 02:31:35.840 Giving different seals such a hard time. 3072 02:31:36.000 --> 02:31:39.680 He's got the thing going on. You know that he's 3073 02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:43.079 got one heavy eyes. That's what he should be called 3074 02:31:43.120 --> 02:31:49.959 his eyes. One of his eyes wiges witch. It's that. 3075 02:31:51.399 --> 02:31:53.239 We'll have a we have a guessing contest with that 3076 02:31:53.280 --> 02:31:56.239 forest Whitaker. Guess which which which of forest Whinker's eye 3077 02:31:56.239 --> 02:32:02.520 weighs the most? Guess Wittaker weighs more so stupid anyway, 3078 02:32:02.559 --> 02:32:06.319 Elder scrolls elves called red guards and only the gayest 3079 02:32:06.360 --> 02:32:07.319 will suck guys. 3080 02:32:07.360 --> 02:32:11.159 Blow me a gay by gave him Benjamin Emma, Emma, 3081 02:32:11.440 --> 02:32:12.879 Emma Vigland. 3082 02:32:14.159 --> 02:32:15.680 Calling Tim pull the N word. 3083 02:32:17.319 --> 02:32:17.799 I love that. 3084 02:32:17.840 --> 02:32:20.920 That was your impression of her where he was like 3085 02:32:21.040 --> 02:32:29.079 and it's me, oh my god, uh. 3086 02:32:28.360 --> 02:32:29.799 The it's good stuff. 3087 02:32:30.159 --> 02:32:34.440 The r beater, young colin throwing us, throwing saw blades 3088 02:32:34.479 --> 02:32:40.040 at other children. He's literally mega man. 3089 02:32:41.040 --> 02:32:46.799 What I think we talked about he does the polls 3090 02:32:46.879 --> 02:32:47.680 like we. 3091 02:32:47.719 --> 02:32:49.399 Talked about where what was that thing we talked about 3092 02:32:49.399 --> 02:32:51.959 where he like he would skin himself into a meat, 3093 02:32:52.040 --> 02:32:58.639 Mega man. Oh yeah, yeah, he had said and ass 3094 02:32:58.719 --> 02:33:01.920 is an ass is in an ass in an assassin 3095 02:33:02.680 --> 02:33:08.959 stroking my ship to Rick Blackman's videos, Berserker Bro's bang 3096 02:33:09.040 --> 02:33:12.680 bus sized Venus, reckless Rhino, the Sloker two yso Dirpy 3097 02:33:12.879 --> 02:33:20.319 Spedward Spedward Crayon, hands up, Christ Vane the cock Johnson, Uh, 3098 02:33:20.680 --> 02:33:22.920 my sleeper house is demon is norm McDonald? 3099 02:33:23.440 --> 02:33:26.079 That's crazy. You can't move. 3100 02:33:27.840 --> 02:33:30.600 Bayonetting a French soldier with a bad dragon. 3101 02:33:30.319 --> 02:33:33.239 Doy Uh alright, wild. 3102 02:33:33.040 --> 02:33:36.280 Old man spaghetti nuts. I pay hookers to wear a 3103 02:33:36.319 --> 02:33:38.479 mask of Donald Trump with a hole cut out the 3104 02:33:38.559 --> 02:33:44.440 Mouets' highly recommend that's okay, Domo Nation. If I build 3105 02:33:44.440 --> 02:33:46.280 a flamethrower that shoots, come, can king some be the 3106 02:33:46.280 --> 02:33:49.760 first target since he's so black and gay. Derek Notchov 3107 02:33:49.760 --> 02:33:52.040 and his innocent hashtag free am round ied Asian on 3108 02:33:52.120 --> 02:33:54.559 the run from the FDA for domestic assault. 3109 02:33:54.959 --> 02:33:59.719 What the FDA Drug Administration is? That's is he? 3110 02:34:00.200 --> 02:34:02.280 You you know how abusive you have to be for 3111 02:34:02.360 --> 02:34:05.000 them administration to get involved. 3112 02:34:05.840 --> 02:34:09.600 That's outrageous they've gotten involved. Uh. 3113 02:34:10.079 --> 02:34:12.520 Guy that can't tell the difference between beef jerky and 3114 02:34:12.600 --> 02:34:18.399 dried up scabs, and he really likes beef jerky Jesus Christ. 3115 02:34:18.639 --> 02:34:20.479 No no, no, no no no no no no no no. 3116 02:34:20.360 --> 02:34:22.000 No penis penis man. 3117 02:34:22.200 --> 02:34:26.159 I support ethnicity affirming care for Jews who think they're 3118 02:34:26.159 --> 02:34:27.040 from the Middle East. 3119 02:34:27.559 --> 02:34:30.719 Nice. I didn't say it. I didn't say that. 3120 02:34:30.879 --> 02:34:33.920 Ship you agree with it, though, I don't even know 3121 02:34:33.959 --> 02:34:35.840 if I agree. I don't even know necessarily what it's saying, 3122 02:34:35.879 --> 02:34:38.280 because I'm really all my brain powers going through getting 3123 02:34:38.280 --> 02:34:45.840 through this. Avoid Yeah, you get you're avoiding it so hard, Teleport. 3124 02:34:46.040 --> 02:34:46.159 You know. 3125 02:34:46.280 --> 02:34:48.879 The thing is, I'm so hungry, Like I like, I 3126 02:34:48.959 --> 02:34:51.479 had a little bit of food before I did this, 3127 02:34:51.559 --> 02:34:54.799 but like I'm coming off right off a sacred so 3128 02:34:54.959 --> 02:34:56.639 like I'm just like I need I need a real meal. 3129 02:34:56.719 --> 02:35:05.440 What I've been recording since fucking six six am, which 3130 02:35:05.479 --> 02:35:08.360 is still long, but like six ams would be fucking it, 3131 02:35:08.479 --> 02:35:10.799 I'd be dead right now. Young Colin meets Art the clown. 3132 02:35:10.920 --> 02:35:15.440 Hilarity ensues Queen of fab Hazard. Yes it's true. I 3133 02:35:15.479 --> 02:35:17.840 gave Bubba a great blow job. Some say it's the greatest, 3134 02:35:17.879 --> 02:35:22.920 A big beautiful blow. I'd say, let's go big beautiful blow. Bald, 3135 02:35:23.000 --> 02:35:25.920 blue eyed German Man petitioning for Hassan to ask about 3136 02:35:25.959 --> 02:35:30.840 the Wigers in China and see what happens. Mortar Am, 3137 02:35:30.879 --> 02:35:35.840 mortar Am going to president the kill with me, Victor 3138 02:35:35.879 --> 02:35:40.360 Frankenstein's won't womb sickness. I want to be the spirit 3139 02:35:40.399 --> 02:35:43.879 of vengeance and swedens balls. Thug Zilla versus Mecha Mecha 3140 02:35:43.959 --> 02:35:52.239 Wiga two parentheses. It's young college. Oh oh, it's me 3141 02:35:52.600 --> 02:35:58.639 Colin Moriarty. That's my alter ego. Though I'm really Mecha 3142 02:35:58.719 --> 02:35:59.639 Wiga two. 3143 02:36:00.959 --> 02:36:05.120 That is trad. I didn't know that that is really trash. 3144 02:36:05.159 --> 02:36:06.000 That is trash. 3145 02:36:07.479 --> 02:36:12.719 Second, glitch frogs together strong gay master Chief, be like sir, 3146 02:36:12.840 --> 02:36:15.559 finishing this dude. Why does pissing sound like frying chicken? 3147 02:36:16.879 --> 02:36:18.840 Uh? 3148 02:36:18.920 --> 02:36:21.799 I think it's because we made friars to sound like that. 3149 02:36:21.920 --> 02:36:26.959 Facts dull Uh. 3150 02:36:27.399 --> 02:36:30.559 It's to make you think about relief, because you're thinking about, Oh, 3151 02:36:30.639 --> 02:36:33.120 I'm so relieved that the chicken is on its way. 3152 02:36:33.959 --> 02:36:34.760 That's what it is. 3153 02:36:35.360 --> 02:36:38.959 Froze Ogan says, honey, where is my alpha brain? 3154 02:36:40.440 --> 02:36:42.159 Where is my alpha brain? 3155 02:36:43.360 --> 02:36:48.440 So stupid, Frozgan is so goddamn stupid. This is the 3156 02:36:48.559 --> 02:36:51.639 dumbest right, this is the dumbest name I've seen a while. 3157 02:36:53.239 --> 02:36:59.840 You're a negro, mister, grinch. I don't like you. 3158 02:37:00.079 --> 02:37:10.760 You's crazy. People just don't try. People don't try. 3159 02:37:08.920 --> 02:37:13.200 That's the joke. That's the joke. 3160 02:37:13.760 --> 02:37:18.200 Pray praying to the steam machine like like the Caaba 3161 02:37:19.040 --> 02:37:21.760 Big Meaty stinks, Donald Dump sharded the deal. Gay sec 3162 02:37:21.760 --> 02:37:23.959 should be hyped even more. Come on, guys, gay actor 3163 02:37:24.040 --> 02:37:28.000 rosebud Delicious. Oh yeah, there it is, uh Sonic the 3164 02:37:28.040 --> 02:37:34.079 Hedgehog feet porn. Sorry I can't. I had a burrito, water, fire, air, dirt, 3165 02:37:34.639 --> 02:37:37.600 fucking sucking f slurs making. 3166 02:37:37.360 --> 02:37:39.680 Them so what are their names again? 3167 02:37:39.719 --> 02:37:44.360 Okay, that works, uh icp water and dirt, the Miracle 3168 02:37:44.399 --> 02:37:45.559 song about the Magnets. 3169 02:37:45.639 --> 02:37:47.520 Oh yeah, yeah. Oh. 3170 02:37:48.799 --> 02:37:52.760 Somebody was describing bitcoin in the context of juggalos and 3171 02:37:52.799 --> 02:37:55.680 it cracked me the where like I can't remember, I 3172 02:37:55.680 --> 02:37:58.680 can't remember what they were saying. It was like, uh, 3173 02:38:00.079 --> 02:38:03.159 I like, you wouldn't bet like of the cryptocurrencies it's 3174 02:38:03.159 --> 02:38:06.520 all it's mostly bullshit, but bitcoin is legitimate in the 3175 02:38:06.520 --> 02:38:09.719 same way that like the Insane clown Posse is like 3176 02:38:09.719 --> 02:38:13.120 it's it's not good music, but you you it wouldn't 3177 02:38:13.120 --> 02:38:17.799 be wise to bet against juggalos, you know, like they're 3178 02:38:17.840 --> 02:38:21.879 gonna be They're always gonna be and I was like, yeah, 3179 02:38:25.959 --> 02:38:28.120 he was support for both of them, like it would 3180 02:38:28.159 --> 02:38:29.959 be like there's always way to be support for Juggles, 3181 02:38:29.959 --> 02:38:32.079 just like they're always be support for bitcoin, but like not 3182 02:38:32.200 --> 02:38:32.760 every band. 3183 02:38:32.799 --> 02:38:35.959 If you like A you could, you're not gonna want to. 3184 02:38:36.000 --> 02:38:37.719 Jump You're not gonna want to jump on board with 3185 02:38:37.799 --> 02:38:42.040 every crypto. I guess, but that actually makes sense. That 3186 02:38:42.760 --> 02:38:44.399 was such a good it was he worded it so 3187 02:38:44.440 --> 02:38:46.959 much better than that. But uh, Heath reminded of a 3188 02:38:47.079 --> 02:38:49.959 Yu gi O card gets the real Kings and Jamison 3189 02:38:49.959 --> 02:38:51.559 who went missing in two thousand and five. Derek is 3190 02:38:51.600 --> 02:38:52.639 a powerful N word. 3191 02:38:52.680 --> 02:38:54.760 That's crazy. Uh. 3192 02:38:55.040 --> 02:38:56.559 By the way, when I say that, it's almost never 3193 02:38:56.559 --> 02:38:59.440 written out, it's always written as Edward Really is there 3194 02:38:59.520 --> 02:39:02.879 a yeah? Yeah, I can't remember the last time it's 3195 02:39:02.879 --> 02:39:04.719 actually been written Is. 3196 02:39:04.639 --> 02:39:07.879 There a Ball's cheney? God? Damn? 3197 02:39:07.959 --> 02:39:13.200 I love titties? Uh? Sweeney gargles Spaniard diarrhea. That's crazy, 3198 02:39:13.319 --> 02:39:15.840 gay Ny the butt sex guy e a sports It's 3199 02:39:15.840 --> 02:39:22.360 in the sand. Sween eats garmin Bosia through his gay 3200 02:39:22.399 --> 02:39:23.399 little silly straw. 3201 02:39:24.479 --> 02:39:24.799 I was. 3202 02:39:24.920 --> 02:39:26.920 I was also shocked to find out Chumbawamba are an 3203 02:39:26.959 --> 02:39:30.920 extremely political left wing band Elf, what is this elf? 3204 02:39:30.959 --> 02:39:35.000 Fusila though and Waiting for the Bus are great? 3205 02:39:35.319 --> 02:39:35.799 Oh I don't know. 3206 02:39:35.799 --> 02:39:40.520 I haven't I really, I must say I have not 3207 02:39:40.680 --> 02:39:42.920 delved deep into the discography of Chumble Woman. 3208 02:39:45.120 --> 02:39:49.159 I never even thought about it. Maybe there's some gold 3209 02:39:49.680 --> 02:39:51.840 Who knows how many monthly listeners do you think they 3210 02:39:51.879 --> 02:39:57.280 have on Spotify? Who? Five billion? Five billion? 3211 02:39:58.239 --> 02:40:01.600 Five billion? Okay, I'm locking it in. It's no, here's 3212 02:40:01.600 --> 02:40:02.120 what I could go. 3213 02:40:02.760 --> 02:40:04.159 I'm right, I'm not right. 3214 02:40:04.799 --> 02:40:08.159 It's in between those two for sure. I would guess maybe, like, uh, 3215 02:40:08.440 --> 02:40:10.159 maybe nine. 3216 02:40:09.959 --> 02:40:14.200 Million, five billion, So nine million, I feel like it 3217 02:40:14.280 --> 02:40:15.840 is way too high. 3218 02:40:16.280 --> 02:40:18.159 Oh yeah, I would say probably. 3219 02:40:19.040 --> 02:40:19.680 Let's check it out. 3220 02:40:19.680 --> 02:40:21.639 Seven hundred k monthly listeners. 3221 02:40:22.040 --> 02:40:26.440 I'm going eight hundred thou Oh uh, it's it, I 3222 02:40:26.479 --> 02:40:28.479 got it. 3223 02:40:28.600 --> 02:40:29.399 What is he a million? 3224 02:40:31.440 --> 02:40:34.040 Yeah? So I did. I was it was millions, which 3225 02:40:34.079 --> 02:40:36.760 is tub thumping. Yeah. 3226 02:40:36.760 --> 02:40:39.680 That doesn't surprise me because those big those big songs 3227 02:40:39.719 --> 02:40:43.520 are carrying a lot of that. Okay, they got They 3228 02:40:43.520 --> 02:40:47.879 have a song called Nazi and it's played live, so 3229 02:40:47.959 --> 02:40:49.920 that that's one of their biggest hits. 3230 02:40:49.920 --> 02:40:53.639 It's it's a live version of their song Nazi. Uh. 3231 02:40:53.680 --> 02:40:55.840 And then yeah, tub thumping. There you go. 3232 02:40:58.399 --> 02:41:03.680 Bella Chow Jesus Christ, Oh, bella Chow. Yeah, that's right, 3233 02:41:03.680 --> 02:41:06.520 that's like, that's that song that everybody was surprised was by. Yeah, 3234 02:41:07.479 --> 02:41:11.840 because it sounds like a real fascist anyway, Chris, start 3235 02:41:11.920 --> 02:41:13.959 eating before the pod or I'll give you more backshots 3236 02:41:13.959 --> 02:41:18.639 than Angel does. Platonic cousin. Platonic cousin is crazy. 3237 02:41:19.719 --> 02:41:22.479 That's that is. I almost didn't catch it. I was 3238 02:41:22.520 --> 02:41:25.040 actually talking to someone recently about that, Like people are like, 3239 02:41:25.120 --> 02:41:27.600 oh the fact some people were like, is it weird 3240 02:41:27.639 --> 02:41:30.799 to like call that. I don't call my half siblings siblings, 3241 02:41:30.799 --> 02:41:32.520 And I'm like, I think that's kind of strange, but 3242 02:41:32.600 --> 02:41:36.559 also depends if you're raised with them. Because my sister 3243 02:41:36.639 --> 02:41:39.040 is my sister, She's not mine, She's like, my sister 3244 02:41:39.280 --> 02:41:43.879 is my half sister. Technically I've never called says that, 3245 02:41:43.920 --> 02:41:46.440 but I've never called them my half No one says that. 3246 02:41:46.440 --> 02:41:48.760 That's like a freak thing to do. Hello, half sister, 3247 02:41:48.799 --> 02:41:49.159 what are. 3248 02:41:49.040 --> 02:41:49.959 You talking about. 3249 02:41:51.799 --> 02:41:54.319 Sister in the in the context if you're describing them, 3250 02:41:54.319 --> 02:41:58.520 But that is that is like even a vagina, right 3251 02:41:58.840 --> 02:42:01.280 you fucking because you're it's it and actually scientifically called 3252 02:42:01.280 --> 02:42:02.440 a vagina, But. 3253 02:42:02.920 --> 02:42:05.120 I don't even refer to her as as my sister. 3254 02:42:05.479 --> 02:42:07.719 But granted I grew up with her being my sister. 3255 02:42:07.719 --> 02:42:10.040 I think that's where the correlation happens, if you grew 3256 02:42:10.120 --> 02:42:11.159 up with them being I think. 3257 02:42:11.079 --> 02:42:13.159 It's literally only in the context of like when you're 3258 02:42:13.319 --> 02:42:16.559 introducing this is my half sister versus it just in 3259 02:42:16.639 --> 02:42:20.040 any regular context you say sister, because who just differentiates 3260 02:42:20.079 --> 02:42:20.920 like that all the time. 3261 02:42:20.920 --> 02:42:25.959 It's weird. Yeah, I have a different context, the department 3262 02:42:26.000 --> 02:42:33.520 of Department of horror, Young Colin getting Young Colin getting 3263 02:42:33.559 --> 02:42:36.120 a lured into a van with mega man merch. 3264 02:42:39.079 --> 02:42:40.639 Holding it up like a bull holds up on the 3265 02:42:40.639 --> 02:42:47.959 red flag of the bull, and he's like and he's humming. 3266 02:42:46.079 --> 02:42:48.600 When you do the toil, you fucking And then there's 3267 02:42:48.639 --> 02:42:52.079 just a naked guy right there, right, and then Sol 3268 02:42:52.280 --> 02:42:55.280 throws a size space. He's walking home with he's walking 3269 02:42:56.680 --> 02:42:58.760 he's walking home with his brother Dagan, and Dagan doesn't 3270 02:42:58.760 --> 02:43:03.200 give a fuck. He's just like, well, I guess I'm 3271 02:43:03.760 --> 02:43:06.040 I guess I'm getting hell of gifts this Christmas. 3272 02:43:06.559 --> 02:43:13.719 Hell yeah, oh hell yeah. Your brother gets kidnapped. And 3273 02:43:13.760 --> 02:43:16.639 that's what you say is crazy. 3274 02:43:16.840 --> 02:43:19.079 The idea that you would think immediately, like we're more 3275 02:43:19.120 --> 02:43:28.319 financially stable. Had I had Squeezy Jibs signed my scumbag hoodie, 3276 02:43:28.879 --> 02:43:30.799 I don't know who that is. I've been through the 3277 02:43:30.840 --> 02:43:34.920 desert on a horse. I've been through the desert waits 3278 02:43:35.000 --> 02:43:38.040 is I've been through the desert on a horse, and 3279 02:43:38.120 --> 02:43:42.639 I'm gay. So instead of with no name, Oh that's 3280 02:43:42.639 --> 02:43:44.799 pretty good. It felt good to be out. It felt 3281 02:43:44.840 --> 02:43:50.959 good to be out. Also, I'm gay, nice, young, you know, 3282 02:43:51.000 --> 02:43:53.079 and we're getting a lot of young college I forgot that. 3283 02:43:53.120 --> 02:43:54.840 I asked for it and then we've it's been an 3284 02:43:54.840 --> 02:43:57.479 awkward amount of time since we've recorded, so like they're 3285 02:43:57.520 --> 02:44:00.239 all coming in now with the young Colin names Young 3286 02:44:00.280 --> 02:44:03.120 Colin choking helplessly on his own penis because his spine 3287 02:44:03.280 --> 02:44:10.319 snapped like a twig when trying to self suck crubs 3288 02:44:10.360 --> 02:44:15.399 helplessly quick Someone someone touched Sweeney. If you don't eat 3289 02:44:15.440 --> 02:44:17.760 pussy from the background, hungry enough, goon, devil, the man 3290 02:44:17.799 --> 02:44:21.120 without come. Sween has true sight and that's why he 3291 02:44:21.159 --> 02:44:24.479 can see his dad. The ditty of nair Uh. 3292 02:44:25.040 --> 02:44:27.399 That's crazy. I don't even know what that means. Really, 3293 02:44:27.440 --> 02:44:30.360 that means, it's not bab he has mayor he's crazy. 3294 02:44:30.399 --> 02:44:31.639 Everybody leaves ball. 3295 02:44:33.520 --> 02:44:35.959 I got a four forty seventy t I rig for 3296 02:44:36.040 --> 02:44:38.920 Sweeney for oh for twelve hundred bucks, Sweeny. 3297 02:44:39.360 --> 02:44:40.639 Oh yeah, we're talking about that. 3298 02:44:40.719 --> 02:44:45.040 Yeah, night owl, Young Colin who was just following orders. 3299 02:44:45.239 --> 02:44:48.280 Smitchy the kid, Smitchy the gay snark Tank. The star 3300 02:44:48.360 --> 02:44:54.000 Tank is powerfully racist. Uh alright, last page because it's true. 3301 02:44:54.319 --> 02:44:58.360 That's what I like. That's what I like about Jews. Okay, 3302 02:44:58.680 --> 02:44:59.840 that's what I like about you. 3303 02:45:00.440 --> 02:45:01.200 I haven't heard that song. 3304 02:45:03.600 --> 02:45:12.200 Hey, come and in my ear tell me all the 3305 02:45:12.200 --> 02:45:14.200 money that I would like to save because I'm too 3306 02:45:17.959 --> 02:45:20.239 cass Is the goat hands a fantastic. 3307 02:45:20.239 --> 02:45:24.840 Doesn't belong to you. It doesn't belong to you. 3308 02:45:24.959 --> 02:45:31.719 It really gets me gay. Fill my Yama cup and 3309 02:45:31.959 --> 02:45:37.200 let's get this party. Young Colins skinning himself to be 3310 02:45:37.280 --> 02:45:38.200 the red Mega Man. 3311 02:45:38.440 --> 02:45:38.959 That's what it was. 3312 02:45:39.959 --> 02:45:42.440 The Hamster has left me, Pin my ride the next 3313 02:45:42.440 --> 02:45:45.639 generation The Duck Dodgers theme song you an ape escape 3314 02:45:45.639 --> 02:45:47.840 mod where Spike is replaced with Trump and the apes 3315 02:45:47.879 --> 02:45:52.120 with Epstein. Victims called it rapist gape, uh, pound control 3316 02:45:52.200 --> 02:45:55.280 to gagor com your your cocks gone soft? Is there 3317 02:45:55.360 --> 02:45:59.959 something wrong? Can you queer me Gajor Coum? Can you 3318 02:46:00.040 --> 02:46:02.040 queer b gagor com nice? 3319 02:46:02.520 --> 02:46:07.280 Can you queer me Craignad Craig the Canadian? 3320 02:46:07.319 --> 02:46:08.680 And this is just a bunch of face. I don't 3321 02:46:08.680 --> 02:46:09.840 even know what to make it. This is just like 3322 02:46:09.879 --> 02:46:11.600 a happy face with a bunch of bullshit next to it. 3323 02:46:11.639 --> 02:46:14.319 I can't read this. Uh it's your boy, Shawne d 3324 02:46:15.159 --> 02:46:17.520 Dick suckerstan at Grock Is this true? 3325 02:46:17.559 --> 02:46:17.840 Actually? 3326 02:46:17.879 --> 02:46:19.760 Swing Stark Killer does not pull a fling star story 3327 02:46:19.799 --> 02:46:22.680 who just redirects it a falling one onto the ground. 3328 02:46:22.920 --> 02:46:23.120 Uh? 3329 02:46:23.200 --> 02:46:25.319 You think nerds are just oom balloop, but kidney stones 3330 02:46:25.399 --> 02:46:26.719 look at my profile pick. 3331 02:46:27.680 --> 02:46:30.079 Would you fucking female nerd? I mean a female nerd? Female? 3332 02:46:30.399 --> 02:46:31.719 Is that? 3333 02:46:32.559 --> 02:46:38.200 It's fucking h Is that what that is? Is that 3334 02:46:38.520 --> 02:46:40.120 Charlie Kirk as a train. 3335 02:46:42.479 --> 02:46:44.239 I don't know if I can. I don't know if 3336 02:46:44.280 --> 02:46:47.440 I can tell. It was a little bit washed out 3337 02:46:47.479 --> 02:46:48.719 for me, but it's too. 3338 02:46:50.879 --> 02:46:51.639 I don't know if I can. 3339 02:46:51.760 --> 02:46:54.120 I don't know. Yeah, this is no. I can't. I 3340 02:46:54.120 --> 02:46:56.040 can't do it. That's crazy. 3341 02:46:56.079 --> 02:47:00.200 Brother went to the stupid, dumb gayety convention and then 3342 02:47:00.239 --> 02:47:02.639 everyone there knew you Drip m h Lord of all Drip, 3343 02:47:02.639 --> 02:47:07.840 Young Colin dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, jumping out of 3344 02:47:07.879 --> 02:47:15.280 the plane, hitting the ground first and waiting excitedly. First 3345 02:47:15.280 --> 02:47:17.159 of all, jumping out of the plane and landing first 3346 02:47:17.280 --> 02:47:22.360 is fucking outrageous. 3347 02:47:20.040 --> 02:47:23.719 Hard and then you just take it. You can see 3348 02:47:23.760 --> 02:47:27.479 his knees are screaming, like there's red lines coming off 3349 02:47:27.520 --> 02:47:28.159 his knees. 3350 02:47:29.600 --> 02:47:32.319 All Ice agents fumble the Latina in their past Obi 3351 02:47:32.319 --> 02:47:34.440 want you blow me? Kremlin to Gremlin Sweeney, would you 3352 02:47:34.639 --> 02:47:38.000 still love Lily as a fox girl? Chris is in 3353 02:47:38.040 --> 02:47:40.440 the top five wiggers of all time cock Shake Box 3354 02:47:40.479 --> 02:47:41.360 by Kurt. 3355 02:47:41.120 --> 02:47:44.840 Hole Pain No so stupid. 3356 02:47:45.120 --> 02:47:48.479 More morally good Sweeny be like, sure, I got molested 3357 02:47:48.479 --> 02:47:50.600 by a Kuma and five and five Falmer, but it 3358 02:47:50.680 --> 02:47:54.440 was worth it for my friends to get pussy Wedge 3359 02:47:54.440 --> 02:47:57.440 Slave five eighty three six Gay Rats in a trench 3360 02:47:57.479 --> 02:48:01.440 Coat Running for President. Peppini Brothers Presents Publishing Presents Frank 3361 02:48:01.440 --> 02:48:05.040 Renold's Nutrilgery's Book, The horr Ax, Don Donkerson, Homeless Chris 3362 02:48:05.120 --> 02:48:10.239 Christopher ra Potzer, carn the Betrayer, Ravaging that Air a bussy. 3363 02:48:10.360 --> 02:48:12.239 I don't know what any of that means pp I 3364 02:48:12.399 --> 02:48:15.159 jam Q tapes in my ear like a muzzle loader 3365 02:48:15.200 --> 02:48:21.159 and brother, it's the Battle of New Orleans. Uh, I 3366 02:48:21.200 --> 02:48:22.840 don't even know what I don't even know what that means. 3367 02:48:23.600 --> 02:48:25.719 And I'm going to peg Jason todd erm Are you 3368 02:48:25.719 --> 02:48:26.719 still hanging out with Kingson? 3369 02:48:26.959 --> 02:48:28.719 Isn't he pretty? Pretty? Cringe? 3370 02:48:29.440 --> 02:48:33.360 John Strickland, I hate how tame the song more Bounced 3371 02:48:33.360 --> 02:48:36.760 to the Ounce ends up being uh the first Church 3372 02:48:36.799 --> 02:48:41.680 of Keith David. This podcast contains zeros, unseasoned crackers, the 3373 02:48:41.879 --> 02:48:44.879 disgusted look on my face when my daughter brings home 3374 02:48:44.959 --> 02:48:49.159 a dirty tin skinned oil drinking wireback clanker. 3375 02:48:49.559 --> 02:48:52.479 WHOA, that's gonna be me one day? That's you. 3376 02:48:52.719 --> 02:48:54.639 That's you right now. That's me at the moment. I 3377 02:48:54.680 --> 02:48:56.159 do not even have a daughter to be disappointed. 3378 02:48:56.159 --> 02:48:57.719 That's me yesterday. 3379 02:48:58.760 --> 02:49:00.639 The Charlie Kirk's song is so that it's kind of 3380 02:49:00.639 --> 02:49:04.719 growing on me. Yeah, dude, it's good. Charlie Kirk's song 3381 02:49:04.799 --> 02:49:09.879 Supremacy Blake eight nine six. I got Lockjawn doing gravebout 3382 02:49:09.920 --> 02:49:11.319 chicks at the tick sucking backtory. All I got was 3383 02:49:11.360 --> 02:49:14.520 lockdot previous he mentioned officer. I'm not some kind of pervert. 3384 02:49:14.559 --> 02:49:18.040 I pissed on those kids because I don't respect them. Also, 3385 02:49:18.120 --> 02:49:20.399 I also got fooled as a kid thinking kangaroo Jack 3386 02:49:20.440 --> 02:49:25.479 was a children's movie. Dass goofy Dave Ruben being infected 3387 02:49:25.479 --> 02:49:28.280 by the flood and becoming the Dave mind. Young Colin 3388 02:49:28.399 --> 02:49:32.680 going forward in time to remove the sponge in like 3389 02:49:32.879 --> 02:49:34.159 in the Green Mile. 3390 02:49:35.120 --> 02:49:35.920 That's crazy. 3391 02:49:36.159 --> 02:49:41.399 What that's fucking crazy? Young Colin throwing himself as hard 3392 02:49:41.399 --> 02:49:47.280 as he can into a brick wall Nightmare on Wall Street, 3393 02:49:47.959 --> 02:49:51.399 Freddy with all his might. 3394 02:49:51.360 --> 02:49:54.280 With every ounce of power he has. 3395 02:49:56.520 --> 02:50:01.840 Nightmare on Wall Street starring Freddy Jugern h r f 3396 02:50:01.920 --> 02:50:05.040 K jr incubating. I know it's but that's what it says. 3397 02:50:05.840 --> 02:50:09.600 Uh r f K Junior incubating the most mentally unwell 3398 02:50:09.639 --> 02:50:14.639 grave mind in existence, cutting swim. I need some more 3399 02:50:14.719 --> 02:50:20.440 calm beef, Cavid uh look out, Heather Harmon. Donnie t 3400 02:50:20.600 --> 02:50:22.559 is coming from your crown. Rosa Parks at the back 3401 02:50:22.600 --> 02:50:25.719 of the names list, call me Donica Lewinsky the way 3402 02:50:25.760 --> 02:50:34.959 I slob Big Bill b What is that is that? 3403 02:50:35.040 --> 02:50:41.559 Fucking Tyler creator? What do you say? That's Charles the Child? 3404 02:50:48.360 --> 02:50:51.680 His name, his name is Chyler the Creakirk. I'm a 3405 02:50:51.760 --> 02:50:53.600 fucking not walking paradox. 3406 02:50:55.159 --> 02:50:57.639 I'm a fucking walking dead person. I got shot in 3407 02:50:57.639 --> 02:50:58.479 the fucking. 3408 02:50:58.639 --> 02:51:05.559 Relax Jesus Christ, Sorry, missus Jackson. Listen to Randy marsh 3409 02:51:05.600 --> 02:51:08.000 by dig barr I bet I beg you New York 3410 02:51:08.120 --> 02:51:09.719 nick a theory and he's help blowing his webon halo 3411 02:51:09.719 --> 02:51:12.840 three Perjurian Hunter is having a child. Congratulations if that's true. 3412 02:51:13.479 --> 02:51:16.639 Uh and Nate from and rounding out our list, as always, 3413 02:51:17.399 --> 02:51:20.879 our steadfast loyalist, the King of Haphazard. 3414 02:51:21.319 --> 02:51:25.799 I'm fucking dead. I got all right, all right, all right. 3415 02:51:25.879 --> 02:51:33.600 Bye bye guys, Bye bye