Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag.
Speaker 2: You're about to teach your lady's glazed by the great
Speaker 2: Chris Ray, Coach Derek black Man, and Tom Sweet.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some a shit. Sit back
Speaker 1: and prepare for some glazing fuck. Okay, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. Hey, everybody, welcome to this Dark Tank podcast.
Speaker 2: It's me Chris, it's him Derek, it's him Sweeney. Look
Speaker 2: at all of us. Uh, we're remote again today. We're
Speaker 2: recording this on a day that I do sacred, so
Speaker 2: it's it's a little bit late in the day. Also,
Speaker 2: it's rainy. It's fucking annoying, raining and freezing. I would
Speaker 2: have died, Yeah, he would have been. He would have
Speaker 2: frozen to death on the train and everybody would have
Speaker 2: laughed at him.
Speaker 1: My hairline was this love.
Speaker 2: Then I wouldn't be friends with you, actually, yeah, because
Speaker 2: I would. I would think that there was something really
Speaker 2: wrong with you.
Speaker 1: I already have some lady, tell me tell me. I'm excited.
Speaker 3: On Instagram. I showed Jojo because there's this lady that
Speaker 3: was you know, you could tell if you if you trimmed,
Speaker 3: you know, the weeds and the fucking the hedges and
Speaker 3: stuff like.
Speaker 2: She was a very beautiful, like ethnic woman, but she
Speaker 2: had some jeane where clearly like her fucking she had
Speaker 2: hair on her forehead and like and it was and
Speaker 2: then she had like a nice you know, better mustache
Speaker 2: than me, because you know, like you can.
Speaker 1: She was rocking it, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, bro that those jeans are unfortunate.
Speaker 3: But clearly she was proud because she was in one
Speaker 3: of those like model like you know, she was like
Speaker 3: killing it, And I'm like, I don't know how to
Speaker 3: feel about this.
Speaker 1: Your beautiful, beautiful, but you have features that really bother me.
Speaker 1: You are beautiful.
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Speaker 2: comment all that crap that people tell you to do.
Speaker 1: Do it. That's all. I'd knocked a bitch, I'd knocked
Speaker 1: on a bearded woman, don't. I don't think I would.
Speaker 3: But the first time I saw Facebook started what was
Speaker 3: it a dating? Facebook has a dating section, and I
Speaker 3: think it started around like the pandemic or some shit
Speaker 3: right before it, And so the first time I was like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck? So I went on it and one
Speaker 3: of the first women I saw was a very large
Speaker 3: woman with a very impressive beard, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess oh, I don't know if they're trying to
Speaker 3: tell me something.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, this is this is your style, bro, Like,
Speaker 2: clearly this is Oh.
Speaker 1: You go ahead and bro, here you give you walk
Speaker 1: into a store and they give you an order. Immediately,
Speaker 1: let me know what you're gonna get here, you go
Speaker 1: to the front.
Speaker 3: I seeing one of those women in the wild, though,
Speaker 3: you know that kind of it's disappointing. I want to
Speaker 3: see a girl just rocking, like a like a biological
Speaker 3: woman that has like just impressive genes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't go outside. That's why you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't see female dwarves very often, you know, you
Speaker 1: know what? You don't see female dwarfs, you know what?
Speaker 3: That's fucking weird that you say that. I can't remember
Speaker 3: the last one I've I've seen one. I feel like
Speaker 3: I've only seen a female little person.
Speaker 1: I feel I've only seen hemal public.
Speaker 3: I see the men quite often. Actually, I just saw
Speaker 3: one at the Dollar Tree yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did you attack him?
Speaker 2: I thought about it. It's not a lot of experience
Speaker 2: yet for it. As far as the experience, the.
Speaker 1: Experience is purely like in the moment, you know, you like,
Speaker 1: you start acting like a dog and you chase the
Speaker 1: one down and it's terrified.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh my god, he can really eat me.
Speaker 1: I'm so scared.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can get my stamina by chasing them, you know,
Speaker 3: like like trying to get my ship to the legendary.
Speaker 2: It's like it's Cardio just chasing little people.
Speaker 1: It's like Goku chasing bubbles. Yeah, what is that? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? He chased the monkey I got
Speaker 1: the crickets called the fucking Filler episodes. Essentially, I've totally
Speaker 1: forgot him again. It has like a person's name. I
Speaker 1: forgot about this crickets. It's Paul. It's something like that.
Speaker 1: It's like a person's name. Is it actually Paul? I
Speaker 1: don't think so. It's not close. I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 3: You better not be Jimmy. I'm gonna quit the show
Speaker 3: of it. It's fucking Gregory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's a person's name. I remember that. The guys.
Speaker 2: That's so fucking infuriating that everybody in that show is
Speaker 2: like vegeta Goku yamcha, Go ten Go, tanks, trunks, and
Speaker 2: then the is Gregory.
Speaker 1: Fuck that man. So he has the only person's name really,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Literally, I don't think there's another person who isn't I
Speaker 2: would think there's like a John in. I'm scanning my
Speaker 2: brain and yeah, I'm coming up with nothing. Gregory. God
Speaker 2: damn it, well Gregory whatever. Man, he's adorable. We're doing
Speaker 2: this episode today, I think, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: today or if in the last like day or two
Speaker 2: from the day that we're recording.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: They announced the Game of the Year nominees, the Game
Speaker 2: of the Year categories. So we've got some stuff to
Speaker 2: talk about. In regards to that. Nothing really else happened,
Speaker 2: I mean the standard stuff of like you know, the
Speaker 2: you know, the world falling apart and everything being stupider
Speaker 2: than it really.
Speaker 1: Should be, defending pedophiles, you know, Other than that, you
Speaker 1: know whatever, Yeah, other than that, do you see that?
Speaker 2: They like they were talking about the the what is
Speaker 2: it the the Epstein files passed or whatever, but there's
Speaker 2: an investigation that's preventing it from well that's what is.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's what it's slated for.
Speaker 3: Where he was like, oh, let's investigate it now, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you slick bitch, you slick as bitch.
Speaker 2: I heard I was listening to some people who were
Speaker 2: talking about how that's what was probably going to happen,
Speaker 2: and it it did, so yeah.
Speaker 3: Because what are the other options, Like you're being back
Speaker 3: into a corner. Oh, here's another way. It's it's just
Speaker 3: gonna be the kick. The can's gonna get kicked down
Speaker 3: the road so much and it's like, guys, can we
Speaker 3: what are we doing here? Why are we still acting
Speaker 3: like he's gonna incriminate himself in that way, Like he's gonna.
Speaker 1: Just be like, oh yeah, let's do it like on
Speaker 1: It's all crazy.
Speaker 2: But regardless, we've got Game of the Year nominees and uh,
Speaker 2: it's a stacked fucking year, dude. It's been a stacked
Speaker 2: couple of years, I would argue, honestly, like we've kind
Speaker 2: of been running since like twenty twenty three, twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: H something happened at the end of the pandemic where
Speaker 2: everybody was like, all right, here's all the great ship. Uh,
Speaker 2: but we've got a lot of categories here do you
Speaker 2: guys know best? The esports team? You guys know any
Speaker 2: of this? I know, dude, I am so bowildered, Slumper Dunk.
Speaker 2: It's so hilarious how little I know about this entire
Speaker 2: subset of of like video game called like I don't
Speaker 2: know jackz Fuck.
Speaker 1: Geeze, Team super Weekay, Team Gay, Team Mega Penis. I would.
Speaker 3: I would bust my ass to get on Team Gay
Speaker 3: if that was like if they're they're like you think
Speaker 3: you got you think you got it?
Speaker 1: Even you got skills like that to be on Team Gay.
Speaker 3: No, if if I was thirteen old, if I was sixteen,
Speaker 3: I could have. I remember a time when I was
Speaker 3: You know what's funny, I actually the the you know,
Speaker 3: because like when you hit your thirties, pretty much the
Speaker 3: decline is forever.
Speaker 1: I feel it.
Speaker 3: I don't even have the drive to play really difficult
Speaker 3: games right now. Silk Song came out and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm good right now, just right now, I'm like, nah,
Speaker 3: like I'm thirty.
Speaker 2: You know what I've been playing, you know, playing the
Speaker 2: last couple of last the last couple days have been
Speaker 2: playing fucking Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines too.
Speaker 1: How do you like that? How do you like that
Speaker 1: game that gave us?
Speaker 2: It looks kind of nice, it looks fun like that game.
Speaker 2: So here's the here's the real answer. I'm skipping through
Speaker 2: every single fucking line of dialogue that they could.
Speaker 1: Possibly throw it. It's crazy but.
Speaker 2: But so so so. In other words, I'm playing it
Speaker 2: completely wrong. I'm probably gonna have to restart it. But dude,
Speaker 2: playing the game, like beating people up as a vampire
Speaker 2: feels awesome, like charge it, punch, charge, punching somebody into
Speaker 2: a door and then they explode and blood. It's fucking awesome, awesome.
Speaker 2: There's like an ability where you could like boil boil
Speaker 2: someone's blood from the inside and they explode.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is kind of sick that that that look.
Speaker 1: So I like it.
Speaker 2: So I like it a lot, but I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck is going on. I don't know who's
Speaker 2: talking to me, I don't know what's going I'm definitely
Speaker 2: gonna have to restart it.
Speaker 1: You're a message of that game so bad. You're such
Speaker 1: a that game is all its story. That game is
Speaker 1: literally all a story.
Speaker 2: You're like, I would I would wager I'm having more
Speaker 2: fun beating up homeless people and eating them as a
Speaker 2: vampire than I would listening to whatever story they're trying.
Speaker 1: To Yeah, you know what, I don't. I don't put
Speaker 1: that against you, Chris.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's a handful of games where I just want
Speaker 3: to fuck with the gameplay. I mean, I feel like,
Speaker 3: I feel like so that's why I really enjoy Fallout four,
Speaker 3: because even though I do know the plot, it's so
Speaker 3: inconsequential to me just whipping people's asses and just nuking
Speaker 3: fucking mutants and ship if you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like say, that is so much better than like, I
Speaker 3: don't like people are like, oh the fucking dialogue options.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, I know, but also I don't care,
Speaker 3: Like I'm I don't.
Speaker 2: My strategy strate do with games like this is that
Speaker 2: I know, like I know, if I try to play
Speaker 2: it in the way that I'm supposed to play it
Speaker 2: in the beginning, I'm just not going to get into it.
Speaker 2: So my hope is that, like, if I rush through
Speaker 2: the beginning as far as like dialogue goes, and I
Speaker 2: just get acquainted with the gameplay and like really enjoy it,
Speaker 2: then I'll be like, you know what, I'm invested enough
Speaker 2: in this now because I like playing it, then I'm
Speaker 2: willing to start over and actually like hear what they're
Speaker 2: trying to tell me, because I know myself well enough
Speaker 2: to know that like this would have I I was
Speaker 2: if I was just listening to the story, I was
Speaker 2: gonna uninstall it because I was just like, bro, I
Speaker 2: just I want to rip people's heads off with with
Speaker 2: my hands as a vampire.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you so. But I'm liking it so far.
Speaker 2: I'm only I'm only like two hours in, but like
Speaker 2: in gameplay, I'm probably like five hours in because I've
Speaker 2: skipped so much story.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. That is so crazy. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it is crazy. It is a funny. That game
Speaker 1: is really funny. That world is hilarious. Do you remember
Speaker 1: clearly queer? You remember, Oh, it's so gay, it's home.
Speaker 1: I said it last time and you guys were like,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about about? And now you're playing
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, no, I get it. You're right.
Speaker 2: There's like a Harvey firestegn Igor type character who's all
Speaker 2: disfigured and he's clearly like a Brooklyn gay And it's
Speaker 2: the strangest, it's it is the weirdest tonally, it's fucking confusing.
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck is going on in
Speaker 2: this world, but like the tone is all over the
Speaker 2: place is there's a gay, deformed Igor talking to me
Speaker 2: about how like my pants don't match. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Every vampire becomes gay eventually. That's the that's the that's
Speaker 1: the adventure, that.
Speaker 2: Is the code that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It does, of course they're alive too long and they
Speaker 1: get breaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, what were you gonna say, Derek, you we
Speaker 2: interrupted you a couple of times.
Speaker 3: No, it didn't matter, it was it was just a
Speaker 3: supporting argument for how you could enjoy that game.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Absolutely more properly, you know, I think I think I
Speaker 2: actually do like it enough at this point where like
Speaker 2: I'm doing such crazy ship where I'm like, Okay, i
Speaker 2: think I'll just restart from the beginning and it won't
Speaker 2: be going over stuff that I already heard.
Speaker 1: Because I skipped all of them. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But so yeah, so like all this esports ship like
Speaker 2: I don't know any of this. Like I'm looking at
Speaker 2: esports Athlete of the Year and it's like Brock and
Speaker 2: Chovy and forsaken crazy.
Speaker 1: That they're called athletes. I'll be honest, Well, they're sports.
Speaker 1: They're playing sports.
Speaker 2: Calling the bowler like, I'm like, I guess you're an
Speaker 2: athlete again.
Speaker 1: You barely make the cut. They're not physically, but they are.
Speaker 2: I actually would argue, I actually would argue some of
Speaker 2: these are more impressive than bowlers, to be honest with you, charge,
Speaker 2: Like I just mean the sheer dexterity, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like there's no there's no dexterous match in
Speaker 2: like bowling.
Speaker 1: No, not the same degree if we need any coordination
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and that's next. I'm an unreasonable
Speaker 1: good bowler.
Speaker 2: I haven't bowled in so long, but like I was
Speaker 2: really good at it, and I being really good at
Speaker 2: it taught me that it was not impressive to be
Speaker 2: good at it.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, this is not I'm dog shit at bowling.
Speaker 1: How are you dog should have but it's just a bowling.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at how long has it been since
Speaker 1: you've been bowling, like maybe three four years? That's not
Speaker 1: my bowling. All right, let's go bowling. I'll going with you. Guys.
Speaker 1: You know we should do We should go bowling. We
Speaker 1: should always should go bowling and then get way too
Speaker 1: high to the point that we're nervous to bowl and
Speaker 1: see how we can bowl. Will we're nervous.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely not going to be Why not.
Speaker 1: That's not even bad. That's not even that bad. Chris
Speaker 1: the bowling alley back home. You never got way too
Speaker 1: drunk in that bowling alley when they have the lights
Speaker 1: on everything and you're just ruining other people's time.
Speaker 2: I have never I don't think I went bowling when
Speaker 2: I lived up there.
Speaker 1: Actually, really, you never went bowling over no one by
Speaker 1: our house. No, it's crazy, dude, that was I was.
Speaker 1: I've been so drunk in that place. I've been so
Speaker 1: drunk in that place that I literally went up to
Speaker 1: the guy. I gave him my shoes and said, please
Speaker 1: call call for help. You not drunk, said please call
Speaker 1: for please call for help. Someone help me.
Speaker 2: That's fucking insane. Anyway, leave, I'm like, get out of here. Dude,
Speaker 2: what the fuck best esports game? Counter Strike two is
Speaker 2: still up here? Man crazy?
Speaker 1: Of course this is because of the fact that you
Speaker 1: know why it's up there, right, because of the fact
Speaker 1: that so many people have so much money bound into
Speaker 1: that game they literally cannot stop playing it.
Speaker 2: That is true. Do To two is up here too,
Speaker 2: So Valve is up here twice, Valorant and League of Legends.
Speaker 2: Not much has changed here, uh, Creator of the Years, Kist, Moist,
Speaker 2: Critical Secor, Amiko Some which is some like some some
Speaker 2: YouTuber and then and then the Burnt Peanut, which I
Speaker 2: don't know if you've I've seen that. I've seen clips
Speaker 2: of this guy. I could see him winning it.
Speaker 1: Is he the guy that.
Speaker 3: I feel like I may have seen him before, Like
Speaker 3: he was playing that car stimulator game and he went
Speaker 3: flying like do you know? Do you know what that
Speaker 3: game is?
Speaker 2: I forget what the fuck it's called, not exactly, but
Speaker 2: I could see that. I mean that sounds believable to me.
Speaker 2: Let me see, I've only I've only ever seen him
Speaker 2: play like tarcav and arc Raiders. But like I've got
Speaker 2: the glasses, He's got the glasses. The white guy, his ball,
Speaker 2: his no look at the page. Look at so he
Speaker 2: look at this? Beaming is what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: Dot drive?
Speaker 2: Hold on, wait, where's how do I open the chat?
Speaker 2: Why is it not?
Speaker 1: Let me open the chat? If he's that white guy
Speaker 1: that has glasses does make those jokes, so he's playing
Speaker 1: those fighting look at it.
Speaker 2: He's literally a fucking peanut with a face.
Speaker 1: You mean, what do you mean? Wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, who are you? I don't I that just
Speaker 1: don't know entirely pulled me out of this. I don't
Speaker 1: care about the game awards at all anymore. That made
Speaker 1: mean I don't care at all anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, you shouldn't care that much in the first place, too, Honestly,
Speaker 2: it's just a committed kind of game. Most anticipated game,
Speaker 2: on the other hand, recognizing it. So this was something
Speaker 2: where people were noting this when Jeff Keeley said it
Speaker 2: right when Jeff Keeley like had his little announcement, it's like,
Speaker 2: these are the most anticipated games based on currently real
Speaker 2: announced titles, and he never says that, and people are
Speaker 2: taking that to mean like, oh, is it Half Life three?
Speaker 2: Because the Steam Machine, Like I think, are they gonna
Speaker 2: unveil Half Liferee? Are they gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I could see it, but I doubt it. I
Speaker 1: doubt it's going to happen. It's gonna happen. Gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Do they need to? That's the whole problem. They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't need too, doesn't have to do anything else ever,
Speaker 1: but they don't machine. They could not fucking update Steam ever. Again,
Speaker 1: like they don't have to do anything anymore.
Speaker 2: True, but they don't. They also didn't need to make
Speaker 2: Deadlock at all, and they didn't need to do Half
Speaker 2: Life Alex at all, you know what I mean. Like
Speaker 2: they just kind of do whatever they want. And I
Speaker 2: could see, like if they have a machine that they're
Speaker 2: trying to sell or they're trying to like, you know,
Speaker 2: get eyes on, that would be a good way to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Very yeah.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Yeah, most anticipated game.
Speaker 1: I mean double obvious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh gee, I wonder if it's gonna be The Witcher,
Speaker 2: Resident Evil Wolverine, James Bond or Grand Theft Auto six.
Speaker 1: I can't lie, I don't, I can't lie. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see Milk SERI. I'm very excited for that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm excited for all of those games.
Speaker 1: Pretty much all of these.
Speaker 2: Actually, I haven't played.
Speaker 1: A double of seven game in a long time.
Speaker 2: It's the hit, it's the hit man. Guy's making it too, So.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make double something autistickness one too. I mean,
Speaker 1: I got bad news. Isn't he already? I don't think
Speaker 1: he he?
Speaker 2: When you're that efficient, what else could you.
Speaker 1: He's sought to think that.
Speaker 2: It loops around into like almost seeming like he's normal,
Speaker 2: you know, but like he has a watch with a
Speaker 2: laser in it.
Speaker 1: He's autistics autistic, he's charismatic. He's so autistic? Is it
Speaker 1: the only thing?
Speaker 3: Him getting like continuous pussy is the only thing that
Speaker 3: would make you doubt that he's autistic, That he's just like, oh,
Speaker 3: usually when you think of an autistic male, they're not
Speaker 3: just going out fucking tons of bitches. It's usually like
Speaker 3: very efficient in every other way, and then women are
Speaker 3: kind of like second, like whatever, yeah, I'll get one eventually.
Speaker 2: He's autistic about pussy though, Yeah, that's the thing that's
Speaker 2: like he's super efficient.
Speaker 1: He walks in, He's like, all right, I gotta get
Speaker 1: pussy shake and not started off looking around?
Speaker 2: What is the most I've calculated. I can guess. I
Speaker 2: can look at a building and guess how much pussy
Speaker 2: is in that building.
Speaker 1: You want to be exactly you want you want to
Speaker 1: in grams or you want to in pounds.
Speaker 2: Pounds of pussy are in that building. And he knows,
Speaker 2: and he knows exactly how to route his way through it.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man.
Speaker 1: He does his mission efficiently. That always leads him to
Speaker 1: pussy at the end of the night. Like every single
Speaker 1: nook and cranny he like, he too does not the
Speaker 1: doing certain doors. He's like, he's right there. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if I go upstairs and go through the window,
Speaker 1: by seven minutes of the fight, he'll knock me out
Speaker 1: of the window, I'll land in a bitch's arms. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, is that is that technically not? Is that
Speaker 1: technically bad? Or is that like already I mean calculating,
Speaker 1: but like if you're your calculation is damn near, Like look,
Speaker 1: I gott it. It's almost manipulative. It's over.
Speaker 2: I gotta be. I don't know, man, I think the
Speaker 2: therapy speak is getting too crazy to you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like, I think it's getting a little ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Like if you go out if you go out drinking
Speaker 2: or you go out to a bar with the intent
Speaker 2: of like, you're dressing better than you normally dress. You know,
Speaker 2: you're putting on like a new cologne. That's technically like
Speaker 2: manipulative because you're not. You don't do that, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's that's not manipulative, But I understand what you mean.
Speaker 2: It is it is literally manipulative.
Speaker 1: Though that's not manipulative, no, no, but it literally is
Speaker 1: is because manipulation refers more to the fact that you
Speaker 1: are doing something to someone else. You are actively affecting
Speaker 1: someone else, and that is more you're affecting yourself to
Speaker 1: perceive to other people. I know what you mean, because
Speaker 1: someone stupid would argue that you like, someone really dumb
Speaker 1: would argue like, oh, you manipulated me by having a
Speaker 1: job when we first met.
Speaker 2: And it's like, dude, there are people who say that,
Speaker 2: people who say shit like that.
Speaker 3: What look, I would say, because manipulation has everything to
Speaker 3: do with intent, And if you're not normally the person
Speaker 3: that dresses sharp and wors colonne and stuff, and you're
Speaker 3: doing that specifically to try to have a certain appearance,
Speaker 3: you may not want to use that word. But you
Speaker 3: know to other people it's like say, I mean it's
Speaker 3: it may be a defensive to you, but it's not.
Speaker 3: It's just we're just talking. We're just being objective about it.
Speaker 3: Because there are people that again I go, I'll go
Speaker 3: to the gym. Motherfuckers are wearing they always wear clone.
Speaker 3: It's annoying. So those people, I believe them. This is
Speaker 3: how they present themselves all the fucking time.
Speaker 1: And then there's.
Speaker 3: The the blue moon, me putting on a stupid fucking
Speaker 3: suit and something to go to like some classy thing,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is gay. I'm basically pretending to
Speaker 3: be fancy when I'm not this person.
Speaker 1: I think there's de porum, Like I understand what you're saying,
Speaker 1: where it's ideas, it's altering. It is altering of yourself.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't consider that manipulation. I think to say
Speaker 1: that manipulative on that is when like when people agree
Speaker 1: that's manipulative, the roof breaks in and we're fucked. But
Speaker 1: that's kind of you.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is whatever the point is, manipulation
Speaker 2: doesn't necessarily have to be negative. That's what it's like,
Speaker 2: how you manipulate space and time or something. For example,
Speaker 2: you are taking control of something and changing it. And
Speaker 2: this situation is you were trying to convince somebody at
Speaker 2: the bar that you are somebody that you're not, which
Speaker 2: is kind of but.
Speaker 1: That's better present that's presentation of manipulation, I think is
Speaker 1: false advertisement. If that's that's better, that's better. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: not manipulation, that's false advertise. What what is false advertising? Manipulation?
Speaker 1: False advertising can be manipulative, but it's not manipulative, not exactly,
Speaker 1: because it could be beneficial.
Speaker 2: What but manipulat that you're you missed you didn't person said,
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if it's beneficial, it's still whatever.
Speaker 1: Manipulate could be. I wouldn't call that, I guess, like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't think being specifically a negative thing. It can
Speaker 1: be positive thing.
Speaker 2: Like I manipulated you into doing this show by like
Speaker 2: breaking all of your technology and making you depend on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: That's what I did.
Speaker 2: Remember, Remember when I spilled all all that acid on
Speaker 2: your your PlayStation, your phone, your computer. When I did that,
Speaker 2: when I made you do the show you did?
Speaker 1: You didn't do that. I remember that.
Speaker 2: See, I see how effective I was. He doesn't even remember.
Speaker 1: Doesn't remember. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: You're good, dude, thank you, thank you. Anyway, let's move on. Uh,
Speaker 2: he's gonna be thinking I did this.
Speaker 1: No I'm not.
Speaker 2: I have it. No, no, no, that wasn't never mind,
Speaker 2: that's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Uh, best adaptation. So this is a funny one. So
Speaker 2: until dawn, there was a movie. Oh I don't know
Speaker 2: if you guys knew that. It was terrible, Uh, the
Speaker 2: Last of Us, two splin Ourselves, death Watch because fuck me, uh,
Speaker 2: double may cry, and a Minecraft movie.
Speaker 1: Well you know what's winning that? So probably Minecraft? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I think so, probably it was not probably.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would put money on Mincroft.
Speaker 1: What's crazy. Everyone I know that saw that movie that
Speaker 1: likes Minecraft hated that movie. But they were like, I'll
Speaker 1: go see it again, and it's like, you're done.
Speaker 2: Although I don't know it's gone. Do you know do
Speaker 2: you think it's not gonna be the last of us?
Speaker 2: Because I think it might be the last of us?
Speaker 3: It's between the two Minecraft and the last of Us.
Speaker 3: But I will say I didn't really hear. Now, maybe
Speaker 3: this is just me and my own bubble. But I
Speaker 3: didn't really hear anything about the Last of Us season
Speaker 3: two versus the first one.
Speaker 2: I only heard negative shit.
Speaker 1: I watched four episodes of it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is I watched for episodes. Something happened that really
Speaker 1: bothered me, and I didn't want to watch anymore.
Speaker 2: Was it the was it the gay episode that was
Speaker 2: season one?
Speaker 1: That season one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did, they did eisode.
Speaker 1: They did it again. If they did it again, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, why they what is the same episode two?
Speaker 2: But there's no difference, Just like if they did it again,
Speaker 2: Cakeson would have became Charlie Kirky would have been like,
Speaker 2: why are they shoving?
Speaker 1: This is like, that's it, that's it. I would just
Speaker 1: get out of the way. This is my company. I
Speaker 1: would just ask why are they doing it again? The
Speaker 1: exact same way.
Speaker 2: I'm just asking questions you can't ask you bigot.
Speaker 1: I was be like, hey, guys, didn't everybody else see
Speaker 1: this episode before? And no one would have greet me
Speaker 1: than I think I'm going crazy. And then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like, so what you can't like how many times
Speaker 1: have we seen men and women make out and have
Speaker 1: love scenes? What you can't. You can't handle too, you
Speaker 1: can't handle to you, biggot. But it's the same one again.
Speaker 2: Like, hey Hitler, Okay, Kanye.
Speaker 1: It's wait wait, I'm just saying it's the.
Speaker 2: Same Okay, yeah, but it's the same.
Speaker 1: I'm struggling to think of another one. Yeah, Kunis Owens
Speaker 1: heard that before, and it's so obvious. I say, I said,
Speaker 1: Conis Owens and Coon Sinnat those are the two ones
Speaker 1: I say right now? Does he deserve that?
Speaker 2: Yes, I haven't really heard any of his like any
Speaker 2: he hasn't talked politically, but he's like clearly homophobic. Oh
Speaker 2: I guess technically, I guess technically doesn't necessary really qualify he.
Speaker 1: Also he also he's also does chucks and jives. Literally
Speaker 1: he literally what does he do?
Speaker 2: I haven't I haven't seen him do anything. I personally,
Speaker 2: I haven't like.
Speaker 1: He played He plays up the nigga roll way too
Speaker 1: hard for someone that is just not clearly not. Oh
Speaker 1: so he's not like he's actual characters. He might he
Speaker 1: might be like he's cleared from the Bronx. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking trinny guy from the Bronx. He probably is a
Speaker 1: nigga in almost every extensive phrase. But it's like, you
Speaker 1: don't come on, bro, like that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I don't know, you know what, because
Speaker 3: he's just never No one I know has ever made
Speaker 3: a video about Kisnett.
Speaker 1: So that's why I don't know much about him, because
Speaker 1: they want to be old on stream. That's why everybody's like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I I don't.
Speaker 2: The only thing I know about him is that he
Speaker 2: made uh he caused the fucking riot New York City
Speaker 2: giving out PlayStations. And I remember from that moment being like, oh,
Speaker 2: this guy sucks because like you don't need to be
Speaker 2: like I mean, I think even Kinksy was making excuses
Speaker 2: for him. It was like, ies, he's only like twenty
Speaker 2: three or whatever. I'm like, brother, you don't.
Speaker 1: I think he's just stupid, That's what it was. I
Speaker 1: think it was just a double kid. I don't think
Speaker 1: like clearly that's gonna end badly, Like there's no if
Speaker 1: you tell people in New York we're gonna give out
Speaker 1: old fish on and freaking by the freaking Bronx Lebanon Hospital,
Speaker 1: there's gonna be a riot.
Speaker 2: You have to understand that people show up. People will
Speaker 2: show up for so much less.
Speaker 1: People New York. That's the problem, not to mean there's
Speaker 1: so much traffic there in general. Like it's just not
Speaker 1: a smart move. Do you remember that guy?
Speaker 2: Do you remember that guy who did the uh come
Speaker 2: to uh Union Square Park, I'm gonna eat an entire
Speaker 2: thing of cheeseballs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And a bunch of people showed up.
Speaker 2: He had like two hundred people watching this guy like
Speaker 2: eat and like cheer him, like of course people are
Speaker 2: gonna show up for PlayStations. Absolutely the fuck. Even I may,
Speaker 2: I would have thought about it, for sure if I
Speaker 2: was about it too.
Speaker 1: If I was, that would have went just to go.
Speaker 1: There is some terrible things happen. I would have one.
Speaker 1: I would have been on top of a building watching
Speaker 1: like fucking Batman, but not there.
Speaker 2: I would have been on the best Buy, the second
Speaker 2: floor of the best Buy, and I would have been
Speaker 2: looking out the window. It's like certain you need anything.
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, man, no no no.
Speaker 1: I have a fucking chair and I'm just watching it,
Speaker 1: watching the animals flop together.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, it's minecrafter last of us. Probably I would
Speaker 2: bet last of us just because it seems like the
Speaker 2: thing that they would choose the voters, the voter, the.
Speaker 1: We care about games that are mostly movies.
Speaker 2: We care about real we care about real media, and anyway,
Speaker 2: so it's so then it's the best multiplayer of the
Speaker 2: Battlefield elden Ring Peak, which is good. Peak should get
Speaker 2: a NOD Split Fiction, which is that, uh, that co
Speaker 2: op game by those co op fellas, and then our graders,
Speaker 2: which I think we'll take it our graders is uh,
Speaker 2: it's definitely gonna steal it. I think I'm gonna give
Speaker 2: it to just splizzy splizzy splizzy fizzy.
Speaker 1: Oh, split Fix.
Speaker 2: Is probably better. I would I would, I would wager,
Speaker 2: I would wager. That's what I'm saying, Like, I feel
Speaker 2: like that game probably deserves the Game of the Year,
Speaker 2: probably like or not deserves it, but like should be
Speaker 2: like nominated acknowledged because like I heard people talk about
Speaker 2: that game like, yeah, it's better than it takes two
Speaker 2: and it takes too is like my obvious game of
Speaker 2: the year that the year that came out. I remember
Speaker 2: being like this is fucking amazing. So if it's better
Speaker 2: than that, like I mean, just like that's that alone
Speaker 2: is insane.
Speaker 1: That's hypraise type praise.
Speaker 2: It's good shit, yeah, but our greats is a fucking phenomenon.
Speaker 1: So I think it's kind.
Speaker 3: Of I don't funny thing is I don't know anything
Speaker 3: about it it. Uh I keep seeing it around, but
Speaker 3: I just haven't looked into it. Uh, Like what do
Speaker 3: you think about it in your opinion?
Speaker 2: Like is it like ooh, it's it's very good, but
Speaker 2: it's it's very good in a way that like, I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 1: It's very weird.
Speaker 2: So like a lot of a lot of what's cool
Speaker 2: about it is the being on mic because it's it's
Speaker 2: an extraction game with proximity voice, so you're like incentive,
Speaker 2: like no one's in like a discord chat. Well somebody
Speaker 2: might all they might also be in discord, but like
Speaker 2: they're in game and they're speaking right, and so a
Speaker 2: lot of it is like you just you go onto
Speaker 2: a map, you search the map for like valuable shit
Speaker 2: shit that you need, and then your inventory gets full,
Speaker 2: and then you go to an extraction point and you
Speaker 2: hope that you can get out, and there's like AI
Speaker 2: robots and shit running around trying to kill you that
Speaker 2: you have to try to avoid or try to fight,
Speaker 2: team up with, or take down. And the thing about
Speaker 2: it is that like you can run into people and
Speaker 2: you can form alliances. They can stab you in the back,
Speaker 2: you can stab them in the back, you can authentically
Speaker 2: work together. It's good shit. And the interactions that I've
Speaker 2: had in that game are hysterical.
Speaker 1: Is there a benefit? Is there is there any reason
Speaker 1: why you wouldn't kill your other people on the map?
Speaker 2: The reason why yes, because so if you kill another enemy,
Speaker 2: if you kill a human, when they die, a flare
Speaker 2: goes up signifying that they're and so someone's killed somebody
Speaker 2: over here, So that means it draws attention to that area,
Speaker 2: not just from other players, but from certain AI, and
Speaker 2: the AI will fuck you they like they're not. This
Speaker 2: is the first game in a long time where I
Speaker 2: was like, I think I kind of understand video games
Speaker 2: enough to know what that enemy is capable of doing.
Speaker 2: And then like so they have like these drones, right,
Speaker 2: and they're literally just fucking drones, like straight up, like
Speaker 2: they look like drones you could buy it like best buy,
Speaker 2: and they have turrets on them, but like they'll fly
Speaker 2: around and they'll hover and they'll spot you and then
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh fuck, well, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 2: in the building and then it'll motherfucker will go in
Speaker 2: and fucking chase you, like down the halls. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I can't believe that it understands how to do all
Speaker 2: this shit as well as it does. Like you can't
Speaker 2: it's hard to escape them, and so like it actually
Speaker 2: behooves you to just work together with people and if
Speaker 2: you can borrow, if you're like, hey, what do you
Speaker 2: need and they could say like I need this microprocessor
Speaker 2: for a quest or whatever, or like this material and
Speaker 2: you could be like, oh, I have that, I'll leave
Speaker 2: it here. You can take that. I need a free
Speaker 2: inventory space anyway. Do you have a battery?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, and so you can barter kind of in
Speaker 2: real time.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm killing it. It's just fun. It's on site.
Speaker 1: For me. It's just I just don't play the game
Speaker 1: like that. It's like I got to I got out
Speaker 1: a room People's day. I can't play that game like that.
Speaker 1: You I'll do it. I'll do it until I get
Speaker 1: sucked over, until I get fucked over. Eventually, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to play this anymore. But I have
Speaker 1: fun while I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: It's the most fun thing about it is genuinely just
Speaker 2: the fact that it's like, oh, it's like back to
Speaker 2: the lobby again, like you're talking to people and it's toxic.
Speaker 2: But it's also like weirdly like incredibly friendly. Like I've
Speaker 2: met people already, Like I got like a crew of
Speaker 2: people that I've never met in person that like we
Speaker 2: play like pretty regularly.
Speaker 1: It's just like, this is cool.
Speaker 2: I haven't had this experience since I was like fucking seventeen,
Speaker 2: probably earlier than that. I actually so it's good stuff.
Speaker 2: It's definitely not for everybody, but it's unquestionably kind of
Speaker 2: like I mean, it's it's the game that's taken over
Speaker 2: the most, Like it's the only thing I see on
Speaker 2: like my fucking for you page now, Like Battlefield is great,
Speaker 2: but it came and went Eldon ring Knight, Wait, Eldon
Speaker 2: Ring Knight. Rain kind of came and went too, Like
Speaker 2: that was like a fucking fart in the wind. So
Speaker 2: I think it's probably going to win. If anything else, though,
Speaker 2: like maybe maybe split Thing shouldn't gets it because I
Speaker 2: because I could see that also, but I haven't played it.
Speaker 2: Best sports are Racing. I could give a fuck, but
Speaker 2: it's a sports football club f one. It's a Formula
Speaker 2: one Mario Kart World rematch and Sonic Racing Cross worlds.
Speaker 2: I hope, I hope Mario wins.
Speaker 1: Hop Sonic wins. I hope. I hate Sonic, I hope
Speaker 1: it loses. It's mad. I love I love seeing Nintendo
Speaker 1: fans upset, So I hope Sonic wins.
Speaker 2: Oh that is a good point. Actually, it would be
Speaker 2: nice to see Mark Actually yeah, actually there.
Speaker 1: You don't understand that. That's perfect game. He blows up.
Speaker 1: It's perfect.
Speaker 2: I had people try to sell me on Kirby air Riders,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: It's a good game. Is that is you? You won't
Speaker 1: like it? No, I know I won't like it. I'm
Speaker 1: looking at it game.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody play a match and it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'll show you a match and you can decide. The
Speaker 2: match was thirty seconds? No, No, it was not.
Speaker 1: I was not.
Speaker 2: I am not fucking exaggerating.
Speaker 1: And seconds Chris, shut the fox up.
Speaker 2: Okay, the fuck up.
Speaker 1: You might have saw thirty seconds of the match. That's possible.
Speaker 2: No, dude, the match starts and it ends in less
Speaker 2: than a minute. This is what I saw.
Speaker 1: Chris. You start the game, Chris, you start the game,
Speaker 1: you have to go get things if they'll get a
Speaker 1: bunch of freaking items to power up your thing, and
Speaker 1: then you do the game. That might be one mode.
Speaker 2: That's the game. I played the game so much growing up.
Speaker 1: There's other modes in this that. Yeah, but you don't
Speaker 1: just go straight to racing. That's that's that game. Doesn't
Speaker 1: have an.
Speaker 2: Eye for that. I promise you. I saw the get
Speaker 2: set fucking ghost screen in thirty seconds of uncut game was.
Speaker 1: The final part of the racing or the final mini
Speaker 1: game part itself. It's like saying, like Mario Party is
Speaker 1: just the when everybody fights each other in a round
Speaker 1: forgetting about the moving around the freaking board.
Speaker 2: But so the race is so so the final race
Speaker 2: part is thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: It could be quick. Yeah, it can be pretty quick
Speaker 1: because because of the fact that the other part of
Speaker 1: the game is you building up your car to do
Speaker 1: the various like races or battles or stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not gonna listen to anything else you
Speaker 2: have to say. See that's christ Simmons strategy. I don't
Speaker 2: know any of this I've never even seen.
Speaker 1: Isn't it going to be freaking what's it called? Uh?
Speaker 1: Kingdom or seven? Which niggas ain't happy about that game?
Speaker 1: But when are they like, yeah, yeah, you know of
Speaker 1: that play that game. Care too much about that game
Speaker 1: to like like anything they do, Like they're just but.
Speaker 2: I heard really good things about this game, The Altars,
Speaker 2: but like, I don't know. Yeah, I saw it on
Speaker 2: game Pass and I was like, yeah, I might get
Speaker 2: give it a shot. And then I heard people talk
Speaker 2: about It's like, oh, it's good. But it's like again lately,
Speaker 2: in the past, like several years, even if a game
Speaker 2: is good, it's like who cares.
Speaker 1: Final Fantasy Tactics might get it. It's a remake.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's inteligible, it's it's up there.
Speaker 1: But that game is that game is very very, very
Speaker 1: very well received. Like I argue, those are some of
Speaker 1: the best Final Fantasy games period, is the tactic ones.
Speaker 1: They're really good games. Yeah, I don't I don't know anything.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could be right, I would guess, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll just I'll guess that I really don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: best families that a lot of.
Speaker 1: The audience stuff that one directed that game.
Speaker 2: Uh, Donkey Kong Bonanza Voyage. There's two lego games.
Speaker 1: The fuck probably gonna win that, unfortunately, well not unfortunately.
Speaker 1: It's a great game, but it's probably gonna win that.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know, I could see, like Mario, because like,
Speaker 2: is Donkey Kong Bananza really for the family?
Speaker 1: Not so much? But I mean, I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: I don't think it should be there, probably honestly, but.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, you know, it's just like a fucking a
Speaker 3: game that everyone could play.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a kid could play this, It's like yeah, but
Speaker 1: not with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like fuck you we talking about I would yeah,
Speaker 2: I would guess Mario Kart. But fighting okay two x
Speaker 2: KO Capcom Fighting Collection two.
Speaker 1: That shouldn't be up there. That's fucking insane.
Speaker 2: That's Legacy Collection. That's that's happening. Virtue A Fighter five,
Speaker 2: Revo World Stage, and Fatal Fury City.
Speaker 1: Right, dude, it was a bad year for fighting games.
Speaker 2: That's true because because like think about it, everything came
Speaker 2: out last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why in God's name are so many remakes up here?
Speaker 1: No fucking game came out this year. That's probably gonna
Speaker 1: be It probably gonna be TwixT Ko because of all
Speaker 1: the fucking League players Pieces of Ship, but Fatal Fury, the.
Speaker 2: Characters, the only city of those is the only thing.
Speaker 1: Did you see? Fucking who is it that game? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So it is Lee I'm mistake. Oh that makes sense,
Speaker 1: you know. So it's chuning and fucking and they made
Speaker 1: her ass obscenely in this game, and I'm like, look, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think niggas, you Saudi niggas. Man.
Speaker 2: I think you might have put Ken in it too,
Speaker 2: if I remember.
Speaker 1: It is it is?
Speaker 2: It is kay? They are the Saudi, Yeah, the Saudi Fellas,
Speaker 2: which is hilarious. It's between two x KO and Fatal
Speaker 2: Fury because those are the only games, like everything else
Speaker 2: is everything else is like, yeah, it's trash.
Speaker 1: This is probably gonna win it if if if Tokon
Speaker 1: came out, it would just wipe this. Well if it's good, yeah,
Speaker 1: ton probably. I think to cons are better, I guess
Speaker 1: even if it's like have you, I mean, have you
Speaker 1: played it? Yeah? I was in. I was in young
Speaker 1: I was not. No, I'm signed up for what you
Speaker 1: about to come out. Whenever madea drops, I'm signed up.
Speaker 1: I did the uh the the thing for a PlayStation
Speaker 1: what is it called like the thing to be a
Speaker 1: part of the early drops wherever I see. So I
Speaker 1: did that to make sure I'm gonna because I really
Speaker 1: want to play that game. Yeah, I mean, I you
Speaker 1: don't want to fire no more. It's fine, It's actually
Speaker 1: I just I really I'm being man. I really want
Speaker 1: a Marvelers Calcum with X Men. Dude. Like, I just I.
Speaker 2: Feel like Mike got you got it already, bro. Brother,
Speaker 2: It's not that, it's it's just like I feel like
Speaker 2: my dick's getting punched. Bro. Like it just the Infinite
Speaker 2: was fucking like, you know, it was underwhelming, and then
Speaker 2: it's like, hey, here's all the here's all the X Men,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh cool.
Speaker 3: There it's like playing Marvel Superheroes, like one of the
Speaker 3: first ones that came out a million years ago and
Speaker 3: the Midnight Cool and I'm just like.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that game came out almost three decades ago.
Speaker 1: You get that again, saw.
Speaker 2: Real, but it's like you're getting just a sup up
Speaker 2: version of Marvel.
Speaker 3: Superheroes, you know what I mean. Like it's like, all right,
Speaker 3: that game.
Speaker 1: When I found out that it wasn't, uh, it wasn't
Speaker 1: just straight up like like marvel S game. I was like,
Speaker 1: why would they do that? They know how they advertised
Speaker 1: this game to us. They know how they advertised this
Speaker 1: game to us. We were all like, oh sick, we're
Speaker 1: gonna get Marvel Superheroes again. Liars, I don't know, fucking
Speaker 1: liars man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is bad here for fighting games, clear it
Speaker 2: is bro The collection. I can't believe a collection is.
Speaker 2: I can't believe a collect collect that is. It's so bad.
Speaker 2: That is like like if master Chief Collection was eligible
Speaker 2: the year that came out, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that is crazy, And it would have came out Shooter,
Speaker 1: if it would have came out later, it would have
Speaker 1: been maybe.
Speaker 2: And I guess if it didn't cut out broken as fuck,
Speaker 2: that also didn't help. I guess the fact that it
Speaker 2: was unfixably broken for six years it didn't necessarily help it. Uh,
Speaker 2: is that the most broken thing you can what?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: What was? What was that I've ever experienced? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even didn't work. It should have did not work.
Speaker 1: We'd had to play Land because of how bad it was.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that. I remember playing Land because.
Speaker 2: I remember coming home. Well, here's it's not even just
Speaker 2: that it was broken, but it was as broken as
Speaker 2: it was for.
Speaker 4: Years, for years. It's not like I got whatever. And
Speaker 4: it's not even like it got like big crazy fixes.
Speaker 4: It's not like Fall seventy six, where it's like okay,
Speaker 4: it launched kind of bare bones, but you could see
Speaker 4: like okay, the map's cool or whatever. And that's a
Speaker 4: game that you expected to evolve over time. These were
Speaker 4: games that were already fucking done, like they were already perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like for it to just completely break, it was
Speaker 4: I'll never forget. Like you've come in Firth Place. It
Speaker 4: was one th one th and I'm just like, bro, they.
Speaker 1: Didn't get a shit. That is crazy. First Place is crazy. Sorry, crazy,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. I think I might actually have a list naturally,
Speaker 1: and I I suppress it and then when I let
Speaker 1: myself list, I fucking do it too often. Man, you
Speaker 1: should list it up. Not uh but yeah, that's easily.
Speaker 2: What's the most broken what's the most broken experience that
Speaker 2: you've had in a video? Like the most like this
Speaker 2: is unfixed, this is easily fucked.
Speaker 3: It was uh god damn it. AC five What was
Speaker 3: it called unity?
Speaker 1: Unity? Oh? That came with my Xbox One s.
Speaker 2: That was one year later, I think, if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 2: or like two years later, maybe no, one year that
Speaker 2: was twenty fifteen, right, it was yeah, yeah, so that
Speaker 2: was a year after the collection. That was a bad
Speaker 2: had time to be a gamer man, Like everything was
Speaker 2: busted to fuck.
Speaker 1: It was broken for me. There's a Final Fantasy game
Speaker 1: that's on that's on PC. It was like one of
Speaker 1: the city of games that genuinely you can't get past
Speaker 1: the menu. It's like so broken, it's insane. Like I
Speaker 1: open it and I'm like, all right, I can't get in.
Speaker 1: When was this? I don't remember. It's a habit right
Speaker 1: now on my computer, Like if I streamed my thing
Speaker 1: and I showed you guys, I can't get into the game?
Speaker 1: Is it? It doesn't give me controls? It's like, what
Speaker 1: how do I get in? Here? To your settings being crazy?
Speaker 1: It's interesting, fair, I wonder probably Halo. Halo is really
Speaker 1: really bad? What's not? The broken video game was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this game just doesn't run.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, dude. I remember getting like when it started working,
Speaker 2: I would get into matches and it would be me
Speaker 2: and one other person versus seven people. Like the team,
Speaker 2: like the teams were broken. It really people don't understand
Speaker 2: how I wish there were more video documenting at the time,
Speaker 2: just how fucked it was. I made a couple of them,
Speaker 2: so I'd be curious to go back. But like, but
Speaker 2: like dude Firth place, I remember, I remember the campaigns
Speaker 2: would kick you out because it would lose connection, You
Speaker 2: would lose connection to yourself.
Speaker 1: It was fucked. It was fucked.
Speaker 2: But uh, the next category that should be they should
Speaker 2: have like a Razzies kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, most ship, fucking creations of the year, most ship,
Speaker 1: most ship game of the year, fucking what was the movie?
Speaker 1: The funniest game to put there?
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's probably there's probably so many that
Speaker 2: you could. I know that The Walking Dead Destinies has
Speaker 2: to win some award.
Speaker 1: It's enshrined. It's it's it's like the award is.
Speaker 3: A case of it, Dude, award is fucking no, the
Speaker 3: award is fucking shot.
Speaker 1: Is Shane shooting in the.
Speaker 2: Face and Rick and Rick's not reacting.
Speaker 1: I'm a better man.
Speaker 2: If anybody, If anybody's popping into this episode, and they
Speaker 2: might not be familiar, but what we're talking about, please
Speaker 2: do yourself a favor and look up Walking the Walking
Speaker 2: Dead destinies. It's a video game. There's a boss fight
Speaker 2: with uh fucking Rick and uh Shane, and it is
Speaker 2: It is cinema, dude, It's absolute, absolute cinema.
Speaker 3: Shane is shooting the fuck out of Rick and he's
Speaker 3: barely taking any damage, and Rick has a crowbar.
Speaker 2: I think that's doing more damage. It is so awesome.
Speaker 2: I really, I earnestly highly you will not be disappointed.
Speaker 1: The crow bar is an instinct killed. It's an instant kill.
Speaker 2: He's got the half life crowbar. It's like very effective.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, he hits you with that ship wants and
Speaker 1: fucking It's either it's either Rick's durability is off the
Speaker 1: charts or Shane's shotgun is pathetic.
Speaker 2: He got he he literally just got a shotgun full
Speaker 2: of blanks.
Speaker 1: Would hurt you eventually?
Speaker 2: I think no, it would, but it makes sense. It
Speaker 2: makes it tracks anyway. Next category, So I gotta be
Speaker 2: honest with you. I saw this. I didn't know so
Speaker 2: little story. I saw this next category Best RPG, and
Speaker 2: when I saw the nominations, I was under the impression
Speaker 2: that this was the game of the Year list, and
Speaker 2: I damn I almost lost my fucking mind. I almost
Speaker 2: like I almost had like a whole Twitter rant because
Speaker 2: I was like, no, fu, are you serious? This is crazy?
Speaker 2: So best RPG avowed which when did that come out?
Speaker 2: That was like, that was like March or February or so.
Speaker 2: It feels this, this feels might be it might be later.
Speaker 2: Actually you're You're probably right. It just feels ancient to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, February thirteenth, okay or eighteenth, very early in
Speaker 2: the year. Playing that game, it was okay, it was
Speaker 2: uh it's but I saw it and I was like,
Speaker 2: I thought game of the Year about I was like, oh, no.
Speaker 1: Like under in no world.
Speaker 2: Like it was fine. It was entirely fine, if a
Speaker 2: little underwhelming, So avowed Claire Obscure Kingdom Come Deliverance to
Speaker 2: both valid Monster Hunter, Wild's okay, I don't think it's
Speaker 2: gonna win it, and then Outer Worlds Too, which I
Speaker 2: have not played yet but I heard is pretty good.
Speaker 2: It just made me realize that Obsidian released two games
Speaker 2: this year. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh, this year is off. This year is a fucking
Speaker 1: active gang raping man. This year is fucking crazy. It's saying, Okay,
Speaker 1: so that was one of the ones. Let's go to
Speaker 1: best game direction, Chris, why don't we a right within
Speaker 1: game direction Claire Obski, Yeah, dev stranding, Ghost of Yotaie,
Speaker 1: haites To direction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, best game direction, that's.
Speaker 1: What I Yeah. I actually this is a hot take
Speaker 1: for me, right, I think that game directions should probably
Speaker 1: go to Haites two. I do think Claire made a masterpiece,
Speaker 1: but I think you should go to Hades two. But
Speaker 1: let's go to the I would I would, I would wager.
Speaker 2: I would wager actually, like based on so I've played
Speaker 2: most of these, I haven't played Hades to or Split
Speaker 2: Fiction yet, but I would be inclined to agree. I
Speaker 2: would probably guess that Split Fiction and Haites two are
Speaker 2: probably more deserving than a better game direction than Like,
Speaker 2: Claire Scire is really good, but like, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I feel that the game is directed that exceptionally well,
Speaker 2: Like the narrative's good, but like that set do the
Speaker 2: side stuff with like the platforming so you could unlock
Speaker 2: the fucking swimsuits or whatever. I'm like, bro, fuck this, I.
Speaker 1: Did all of it. You're insane. I did, like almost
Speaker 1: none of it that game. I finished that game at
Speaker 1: like not.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe, but next, hold on best RPG you didn't
Speaker 2: and people.
Speaker 1: Should get it. Oh no, clear, there's no, there's no way.
Speaker 2: I think there's a case to be made for Kingdom Come.
Speaker 2: That's what I think, because Kingdom Come was.
Speaker 1: As an actual role playing game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, Kingdom Come was so in depth that it
Speaker 2: turned me off, Like I was just like, there's so
Speaker 2: this is so, this is so much of a role
Speaker 2: playing game that I don't know if I have the
Speaker 2: patience or time for this. I gotta hammer my fucking
Speaker 2: sword with all respect right off to that role playing game.
Speaker 1: That's like it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I think it probably deserves it more than
Speaker 2: because claips Here is a role playing game, but like
Speaker 2: it's it's it's I think clarif s Here is a
Speaker 2: better game technically, but like, I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: a better RPG. Honestly, I would say no. I would
Speaker 2: say no. Maybe in the building, like your build and
Speaker 2: you're team crafting, maybe, but I think.
Speaker 1: Not, even they're freaking Kingocom. Deliverance is everything, man, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure linea just matter in that game, you know. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure your parents are matter.
Speaker 2: It's like I do want to get I do want
Speaker 2: to get around to it, but like, I just know.
Speaker 1: That's too game of that's too gaming of a game,
Speaker 1: because I felt if I start playing that I won't
Speaker 1: be able to play anything else. You play the first
Speaker 1: one hundred hour game minimum, you know you played the
Speaker 1: first one a very little bit, very very My friend
Speaker 1: had it. My friend had it on his PC. He
Speaker 1: was like, you want to try it? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll try it. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like first one came on like twenty thirteen, right.
Speaker 2: No, I think a little bit later I would say seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I didn't. I guess didn't play that game. Then, No,
Speaker 1: I didn't play it.
Speaker 2: Case one released Deliverance twenty eighteen, so February twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: So basically twenty then never never.
Speaker 3: You know what convinced me to play because somebody was
Speaker 3: fucking around just so you can see what a third
Speaker 3: person would look like. And so it's because you know,
Speaker 3: it's not designed for it.
Speaker 2: So the arms are flailing, you know, like, but like
Speaker 2: everything else is stationary. It's it was so funny. It
Speaker 2: was like hysterical. Yeah, I remember seeing that with Doom
Speaker 2: when Doom Try sixty came out, and it's like, Dooom
Speaker 2: guy is literally a foot tall and his feet or
Speaker 2: like below his fucking neck. It's really it's the dumbest
Speaker 2: fucking thing you've ever seen. It's hilarious. But uh, the
Speaker 2: I think Kingdom Come deserves it because it's I don't
Speaker 2: think it's going to win as much. I don't think
Speaker 2: it's going to win as many awards as it should
Speaker 2: because it was early in the year people forgot about it.
Speaker 2: It is like I remember a lot of people who
Speaker 2: like are big into Bethesda games being like this is
Speaker 2: what we wish Bethesda would like would evolve into, Like
Speaker 2: this is like a natural like next It felt like
Speaker 2: a next generation Beth's the game to a lot of people,
Speaker 2: which is like, yeah, I see it. I totally, I
Speaker 2: totally get it. I'm enamored with it. I just it's
Speaker 2: such a commitment that game.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: But yeah, best action Adventure, Death Stranding, Gocot, Hollow Night,
Speaker 2: Silk Song, Indiana Jones. But fiction is probably gonna go
Speaker 2: to action adventure. Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it should be soalk song silky. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's gonna win it. I think I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna get it. Fucking Kojima Kojima production is gonna get
Speaker 1: that one. Even though I think that game, even though
Speaker 1: I think that game is fucking great, I actually stand
Speaker 1: by how much I really enjoy playing Death Stranding too.
Speaker 1: That game is mad fucking.
Speaker 2: That's genuinely surprising, so over the top.
Speaker 1: It is like so watch because they were like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys didn't like the gameplay the last one, let's
Speaker 1: put ridiculous gameplay in this one.
Speaker 2: It's the same gameplay.
Speaker 1: It's not. It's it's not that the traversials that the
Speaker 1: traversal is definitely different, for sure, that's the biggest difference
Speaker 1: between that when the first one and second one. But
Speaker 1: in fact, the gameplay is way more over the top
Speaker 1: of this one than it wasn't our last one.
Speaker 2: I don't I or combat at least, I just don't
Speaker 2: think you played the first one that deeply, because it
Speaker 2: is a lot of it is. It's just the game
Speaker 2: is better at shoving that stuff into the forefront than
Speaker 2: it was in the first game. Because the first game
Speaker 2: had a lot of that stuff like a lot of it.
Speaker 2: There's some stuff that's definitely new, but like, I think
Speaker 2: the core of.
Speaker 1: It, I think that I think Silk Song is a masterpiece.
Speaker 1: But I think that the problem is that a lot
Speaker 1: of people probably didn't finish that game. I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people are probably like, I can't do this.
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of people that are still
Speaker 2: working on it. Actually, yeah, it's like it's like I'm hurting.
Speaker 2: This hurts. It's between Silk Song and Ghost Yota.
Speaker 1: I think is good. But it's a female main character,
Speaker 1: so you know.
Speaker 2: True, that is gross.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's a well what about what
Speaker 1: about Silk Song? You gotta say to that, Oh, ship
Speaker 1: is a girl? But I don't. I don't What do
Speaker 1: I do? He's falling out? What do I do? Quartery,
Speaker 1: what do I do? What do I say? What do
Speaker 1: I do? Pissing in the middle of my bedroom? I
Speaker 1: don't know? Brain Blee Larsen.
Speaker 2: Playing say best action game Battlefield six, Doomed the Dark Ages,
Speaker 2: Hades two, Ninja Gaiden four, and Shnoby.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know what about this one Haiti Hades
Speaker 2: or Battlefield maybe I don't know. I didn't play Ninja
Speaker 2: Gaiden or Shnoby Doom. Doesn't deserve it this year. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's good, but again that's what's crazy. Everything
Speaker 2: is good here, like best VR. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: I bet Hades will get this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mobile game eighties, Oh, debut indie game is interesting?
Speaker 1: So this is so.
Speaker 2: I saw this and I was like, hmmm, I don't know.
Speaker 2: So oh so best debut indie game and best indie game.
Speaker 2: So here's best debut Blueprints, Dispolte, Dispatch, Claire Obscure.
Speaker 1: Brother.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know if Claire Obscure
Speaker 2: should be here, you know what I mean, like, give
Speaker 2: it a rest.
Speaker 1: You know, But it is true, so technically it's it's true,
Speaker 1: but it's true.
Speaker 2: Stamps attractive, main fucking the ain't big times though, do
Speaker 2: you know? But they do have a publisher, and that's
Speaker 2: kind of something like Dispatch doesn't have a published If
Speaker 2: they weren't.
Speaker 1: There, Dispatch would absolutely win. Though. Yeah, I think the
Speaker 1: game is in people Blast. I played Dumb episode one
Speaker 1: and I do like it. It's I like it a lot.
Speaker 1: It is a good game. It is kind of whiplashy.
Speaker 1: How many famous voice actors are in that game though,
Speaker 1: it's it is kind of like God damn all of them,
Speaker 1: all of them in.
Speaker 2: Jesus Corporal Oprah Winfrees in it.
Speaker 1: Uh, my grandma's in it, and I don't. She's lost
Speaker 1: her mind pretty much.
Speaker 2: His grandma's in it. What's the guy I'm married with
Speaker 2: the married with children, Guy O'Neill.
Speaker 1: Ed O'Neil's in there.
Speaker 2: He plays the main menu.
Speaker 1: Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 2: But yeah, so, like, I don't know, it's I think
Speaker 2: it's a little overkilled to put that in India, Like,
Speaker 2: I just don't. I think it has enough triple A
Speaker 2: bonafides that like, it doesn't need it. Well clear, I
Speaker 2: totally understand, you know, it feels a little fucked eating
Speaker 2: up stuff that other people could. Uh, you know, get
Speaker 2: what you don't. You don't need everything.
Speaker 1: What else is in there? It's that? Then what else?
Speaker 1: I'm not? I can't what the hell?
Speaker 2: So so best Indian is like Ballpit is up there,
Speaker 2: Hollow Night is up there, Hades two and I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because they're self published. It's team Cherry. That's kind of
Speaker 2: the spirit of what like Indie means like, uh, you
Speaker 2: don't have a publisher like you kind of self. You
Speaker 2: do it yourself, which is not necessarily This is this
Speaker 2: is this, This one is crazy. This is a crazy one.
Speaker 2: This is nuts.
Speaker 1: I would bet on Ballpit of Silk Song personally, because
Speaker 1: Absalom is a great fucking game.
Speaker 2: Have you played apps? I don't even know I played it.
Speaker 1: It's a side scool side score. Will beat him up? Mmmm,
Speaker 1: gret fun. Here's what.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm curious to hear from you, guys. Best
Speaker 2: community support Balder's Gate three Final Fantasy fourteen.
Speaker 1: Remember what the patch? Patch fourteen came out this year,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was just a shit of DLC,
Speaker 1: Like it was what DLC would be, and it's like, god,
Speaker 1: damn guy, I'll probably win, right, I would imagine, let's
Speaker 1: let's keep let's keep seeing so best. It was only
Speaker 1: because because only Hains Fortnite held ever soon No Man's
Speaker 1: Sky and or No men Sky is actually pretty helldivers
Speaker 1: to win last year. No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: No, they had notoriously bad community support last year, so
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Because they fucked the balance up entirely.
Speaker 2: They tried to make it too like serious, and everybody
Speaker 2: was like stop it and they were like okay, and
Speaker 2: they just undid it.
Speaker 1: Ridiculous. I love BG three, but I don't think it
Speaker 1: should be winning awards anymore. It is kind of like
Speaker 1: years old. I love that game, but also like you
Speaker 1: gotta let it go because it's it's it came in there,
Speaker 1: it took everything and shoved the kid over, and then
Speaker 1: it's coming back to see to get something else. You
Speaker 1: know what the hell they've done with fun of MC sixteen.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that game. That game. I would
Speaker 1: argue that game has the best community support in any
Speaker 1: video game of all time. Actually go from.
Speaker 5: Okay, well I shit about like what like I because
Speaker 5: they keep adding more content and they keep like every
Speaker 5: time the players like hey, can you fix this, They're
Speaker 5: like sure and they go and they fix it.
Speaker 2: Oh so Derek, listen to this. So innovation and accessibility,
Speaker 2: I'm skipping over some of them because like we don't
Speaker 2: need to go through right right, I don't want to
Speaker 2: get to you two questions, but innovation and accessibility Assassin's Creed, Shadows,
Speaker 2: h Adam Fall, Doomed, The Dark Ages, A Sports South
Speaker 2: of Midnight It's a very funny because I I don't
Speaker 2: remember any accessibility settings in Assassin's Creed, and maybe there
Speaker 2: are some that I just didn't care about.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't need them because we're not.
Speaker 3: The thing that's interesting is that I will say about
Speaker 3: Ubisoft games, they've actually notoriously if you're into any of
Speaker 3: those games like the uh, the Ghost recons or any
Speaker 3: of that bullshit, the amount of like options that it
Speaker 3: is so heavily customized. Like say, if you're if your
Speaker 3: dog ship at stealth, for example, you can make them
Speaker 3: so retarded that you know, they can't even seem feet
Speaker 3: in front of you. But if you're if you're into combat,
Speaker 3: you can put like the actual attention to detailing.
Speaker 1: That is actually kind of.
Speaker 2: Cool for people that are like, you know there, they
Speaker 2: may be challenged in certain ways, so I understand, but
Speaker 2: it also just feels like, hey, let's just throw these
Speaker 2: people a bone because they had a rough going.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does.
Speaker 2: It does kind of feel like, uh, we feel bad, Yeah,
Speaker 2: here you go.
Speaker 1: Adam Fall.
Speaker 2: I totally forgot that the game came out, Oh right,
Speaker 2: that wasn't a bad one like the second one, like
Speaker 2: on its wear zone or might be tripping. I don't know, No,
Speaker 2: you might be thinking of you might be you're thinking
Speaker 2: of a Tonic hert.
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew it. Yeah, but uh so this is
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 2: So this is the next So it's like a it's
Speaker 2: a smaller I don't even know how to describe. It's
Speaker 2: like a stalker ish kind of game. You ever played
Speaker 2: Stalker or it's sort of like that, but a little
Speaker 2: bit more. But that's it's very odd. So the next one,
Speaker 2: this one's funny, and then we'll get to like Game
Speaker 2: of the Year.
Speaker 1: But so best.
Speaker 2: Performance did you see this? So it's so it's so
Speaker 2: listen to this. So okay, so it's uh, I'll go
Speaker 2: in reverse order because I think it's funnier to go
Speaker 2: in reverse order. So it's so it's for the audience.
Speaker 2: It's Troy Baker for Indiana Jones at the Great Circle,
Speaker 2: which I think it is deserved. Actually he did a
Speaker 2: like a weiry good job, very good job. Kanatsu Cato
Speaker 2: for a Silent Hill f I have not played it,
Speaker 2: so I can't speak to it. Erica for Ghost of Yota,
Speaker 2: and then and then it's Jennifer English from Claire Obscure,
Speaker 2: who I think played Mia.
Speaker 1: She just wins.
Speaker 2: She just wins, So hold on. So it's Jennifer English
Speaker 2: from Claireb'scure, then it's Charlie Cox from Claire Obscure, and
Speaker 2: then it's Ben Starr from Claire's Year, which, in fairness
Speaker 2: is probably correct. Like I don't know, Like I've played
Speaker 2: a lot of games this year, I don't know if
Speaker 2: there's any performances that stick out more than those three.
Speaker 1: They all had amazing performances. Half of the fun.
Speaker 2: Look was great, But he's Ben Star. It's Ben Star.
Speaker 2: It's more Ben Star.
Speaker 1: It's good, right. Uh.
Speaker 2: Charlie Cox doesn't even remember that he did this, which
Speaker 2: I think is hilarious for that reason.
Speaker 1: He didn't know it was a game. He didn't know
Speaker 1: it was a game. He's like, no, but he did
Speaker 1: it in like three hours.
Speaker 2: You're talking about like I did like one afternoon in between,
Speaker 2: like I was.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I just came back from Zanku and I just did
Speaker 2: this game and then I left. Like the way he
Speaker 2: talks about it is hilarious. He's like, I hope it's
Speaker 2: I hope it's yeah, I don't know, I did it
Speaker 2: like four years ago.
Speaker 1: I don't hope people.
Speaker 2: I don't remember it, people coming up to him and
Speaker 2: saying all this like inspirational ship and all this thing,
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 1: Love.
Speaker 2: I think between it's between Jennifer English and Charlie Cox.
Speaker 2: I think I think Charlie Cox it's shadow heart dude,
Speaker 2: like let's let's let's let's come on.
Speaker 1: That's fair. I just think.
Speaker 2: But I will say, like from what I The one
Speaker 2: thing that I remember more distinctly about the voices of
Speaker 2: Claire's heure was that Charlie Cox's uh character felt so
Speaker 2: weirdly real in comparison to everybody else. Everybody else felt
Speaker 2: like they were doing like a voice acting gig, like
Speaker 2: Ben Starrs doing like the you know, the fucking soliloquies
Speaker 2: they're enunciating in the way voice actors enunciate Jennifer English too.
Speaker 2: There they're everybody's great in that game. But like he
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that's a guy. That's just like, that's
Speaker 2: like a guy in here. And I remember this feeling
Speaker 2: that like this is such an unusual way to voice
Speaker 2: a video game protectonist, it's so weird. Hope he I
Speaker 2: kind of hope he wins because it'll be hilarious see
Speaker 2: him go up there and be like, uh yeah.
Speaker 1: Watch Born against season two. I guess I don't know
Speaker 1: against Flip, I don't know. I brought this mask, puts
Speaker 1: the mask on, does a backflip, and it fucking walks off.
Speaker 1: Doesn't say a one don't think you he should have
Speaker 1: won anything? Right right?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Half right?
Speaker 2: They have.
Speaker 1: They're all up there, They're all up there, you know what,
Speaker 1: right right right? Everybody got a lot of nerve read
Speaker 1: what the going on.
Speaker 2: John Bertholl shows up for Walking Dead Decinies under the
Speaker 2: assumption that they were just late to get around to it.
Speaker 2: I don't even think you see that game and it's
Speaker 2: something after doing an impression, it goes there anyway, cost
Speaker 2: too much? Yeah, of course they have a fucking brawl.
Speaker 1: They're fighting up there and it's it's brutal, and the
Speaker 1: cake pick comes in. What else picks somebody? But yeah,
Speaker 1: and Jeff's like, fucking just yeah, Jeffinitely Heally is doing
Speaker 1: a blood ritual while it's happening. He's fucking drying blood
Speaker 1: on the floor. This is the greatest Game Awards ever
Speaker 1: is a sade. I'm so glad you would have to
Speaker 1: kill this because it's never gonna be anything closeness ever again.
Speaker 1: It's never gonna be an impromptu random daredevil fucking born
Speaker 1: again seen at the Game.
Speaker 2: Awards just because Charlie Cox happened to be there. Oh
Speaker 2: so here's here's one that I did Best Scoring Music.
Speaker 2: Oh look, it's actually kind of it's actually kind of
Speaker 2: a tough. I think Claire Skars should win it.
Speaker 1: But I think Claire Sears should win it. But I
Speaker 1: think the best song this year is a song from
Speaker 1: Silk Song. I think it is on unchallenged. The best
Speaker 1: song is from Silk Song, but I do think should
Speaker 1: get it overall from Claire Sears.
Speaker 3: Like stuck in my head a lot of times, Claire
Speaker 3: Up's good, look that look look the I think it's
Speaker 3: a Chuiral Chapel from from Silk Song. It is the
Speaker 3: best song, Carl Chapel. I just heard it.
Speaker 2: It sucks.
Speaker 3: He's gonna's insane, that's insane. He's just gonna say it
Speaker 3: sounds like fucking like this sounds.
Speaker 2: It sounds exactly like fucking you know what I hear
Speaker 2: when I hear the fucking when I hear Silk Song,
Speaker 2: I hear that's all I hear.
Speaker 1: That's that's what you're gonna say. That's insane. It sounds
Speaker 1: like it's like you don't like orchestral music at all.
Speaker 1: Can you understand it again? I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's choral chapel, chorl chapel, choiral chapel.
Speaker 2: Like, if I don't like it, I'm gonna fire.
Speaker 1: I got Chapel of the Beast?
Speaker 2: Is that chral chambers?
Speaker 1: No, well then you don't know what it might be.
Speaker 1: So there's coral chambers, and there's Chapel of the Beasts.
Speaker 2: There's only yeah, I mean, honestly, chorl chambers. Look listening
Speaker 2: to it, it sucks.
Speaker 1: It starts with.
Speaker 3: The piano and then and then the court the choir
Speaker 3: going huh is it that one?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really don't good. It's really earnestly. I earnestly
Speaker 2: don't think I would be disappointed in any of these winning.
Speaker 2: I haven't played Hades two. I love Darren Korb. He
Speaker 2: has like my favorite soundtracks ever he did. He did
Speaker 2: Hades one and Bastion and all that m Silk song
Speaker 2: I've heard is great. Claire stre I think is fantastic.
Speaker 2: Go Seeota is probably the least impressive here, but it's
Speaker 2: still pretty good. And Death Stranding I remember being pretty
Speaker 2: great when I played it, so like, I mean, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's fine. Yeah, Like I would bet on I would
Speaker 2: bet on Claip.
Speaker 3: Clarib Scure, especially the story too, like this niggas just
Speaker 3: like a SoundCloud, like hey, hey fucker, what's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, best narrative is probably gonna go to Claire as well,
Speaker 2: and then Game of the Year definitely Game of the
Speaker 2: years between Clariub's Cure, Death Stranding, Donkey Kong, Bananza, Haites Two,
Speaker 2: Silk Song, and Kingdom, I think it's gonna go to Claire. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would, it just would. It would be extremely surprising
Speaker 2: if it didn't.
Speaker 1: I think. I think clip scare takes. I think not
Speaker 1: not only is it a great game, but unfortunately, because
Speaker 1: of the way the game awards work, there's politics to it,
Speaker 1: and it plays all the right politics for Game of
Speaker 1: the Year unfortunately, so it's woke trash not No, I
Speaker 1: don't think that games woke at all. I think that
Speaker 1: game is not woke at all. It's like very removed
Speaker 1: from anything like that. But like what what what the game?
Speaker 1: Like what video games have kind of become is that
Speaker 1: it fits more that like my game of Year is
Speaker 1: so song it is my game of Year. I think
Speaker 1: that song is It's a great game. But I think
Speaker 1: Bonanza is also a great game. But I think Clipskier
Speaker 1: fits the kind of game that they want video games
Speaker 1: to be nowadays. You know, talk like like like you know,
Speaker 1: like it's the most last of Us ask game there,
Speaker 1: you know, and they give they suck last was every
Speaker 1: time they get a change.
Speaker 2: I think Death Stranding is more of a last of
Speaker 2: Us game in Claire.
Speaker 1: Scary, you are right, You are absolutely right. So here's
Speaker 1: here's my argument for it.
Speaker 2: Right, it's a new studio, A handful of people come
Speaker 2: out of nowhere with this thing. They get a they
Speaker 2: get a fucking SoundCloud artist to make the the soundtrack
Speaker 2: and it's one of the best soundtracks of the year.
Speaker 2: They get a rider off of fucking Reddit or Craigslist
Speaker 2: or whatever, some random fucking just like I'm serious, Like,
Speaker 2: well it wasn't, but it was. It was literally Reddit,
Speaker 2: I think I couldn't remember for sure, but they got
Speaker 2: some writer off Reddit who never worked on a game
Speaker 2: wrote this fucking thing. It's it's fantastic. They made it
Speaker 2: for like a very like reasonable budget over the course
Speaker 2: of like many years, and it's a turn based fucking
Speaker 2: RPG that I normally fucking would hate, and I love it.
Speaker 2: Like I don't know like every everything about the story
Speaker 2: of Air Obscure, like how it came together, and like
Speaker 2: the people involved in making it, the story behind, like
Speaker 2: how they made it. I just think that's that's it
Speaker 2: screams Game of the Year to me in a way
Speaker 2: that you know, Team Cherry, God bless him. They were
Speaker 2: working on Hollow Night Solk Song for fucking eight years
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's more hollow Nite and it's very good.
Speaker 2: Hades Too is somewhat similar thing. It's like they made
Speaker 2: Hades again and it's I'm sure it's great. Kingdom Come
Speaker 2: Deliverance too. It's like, oh they they they enhanced Kingdom
Speaker 2: Come Deliverance from what it was before. Donkey Kong, you're
Speaker 2: beating it up. It's good Death Randing. It's more death Randing,
Speaker 2: but like better. It's like it's good. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: I feel like it's almost undoubtable yea. That like it's it's.
Speaker 3: Origin one original, that's the like out of all the
Speaker 3: out of all the the options, and like you just
Speaker 3: said everything that came with it, So it just makes
Speaker 3: perfect sense, Like nobody should be upset. Like I feel
Speaker 3: like there's people that were mad last year, and I
Speaker 3: think those were just you know a lot of men.
Speaker 3: I think, uh that astrobots like to uh like, oh
Speaker 3: this is chill, it's too kitty. Yeah, like this is true,
Speaker 3: you know, like shit like that, like and it's just like,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. But this, I'm like, bro, even
Speaker 3: if you didn't enjoy or you just like this is
Speaker 3: not my flavor, you should still be able to understand
Speaker 3: why it won.
Speaker 2: It just seems kind of obvious. Yeah, it just seems
Speaker 2: obvious to me. Like the only other game that I
Speaker 2: would have said, I actually probably deserves to be here
Speaker 2: that isn't is probably Arc Graadors only for the pure
Speaker 2: reason that I think of the game of the year
Speaker 2: is like almost like Okay, this is the game that
Speaker 2: kind of defines the year for like it like it,
Speaker 2: you know, people think about it. It has a long tail.
Speaker 2: ARC great, this is unreal for how well it's doing
Speaker 2: for like a new IP that's kind of nuts. But
Speaker 2: multiplayer stuff doesn't normally win. And also there's like the
Speaker 2: AI thing that's like weird about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's not as bad as Cal Duty, Black Ops, Black
Speaker 2: Ops seven though. Did you see the AI shit in
Speaker 2: that game? I've heard about it in all of it.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: So there are these like cards I guess that you
Speaker 2: can get, the like nameplate cards, I guess that you collect.
Speaker 2: They're all a I generated. It's all like and it's
Speaker 2: the Gibbli. It's the studio Ghibli like piss filter stuff too.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: So it's not even like it's not even like abstract
Speaker 2: or like you know, to make art like Call of Duty.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like, no, it's this Ghibli rip off
Speaker 2: and it's just like, why is this in this interesting?
Speaker 2: It's fucking insane. They shot the bad hard with Call
Speaker 2: of Duty this year.
Speaker 1: It's unreal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard people are not happy. They'm like, eh,
Speaker 2: you know what, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's I feel like it's they just starting normal people
Speaker 3: to write stories something true.
Speaker 2: But it's dude, it's bad in ways that you can't
Speaker 2: even you can't even imagine. Do you remember Woods from
Speaker 2: Black Ops at all? Did you care about Black Ops
Speaker 2: at all? I don't really remember.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I kind of fell off after two, so I don't
Speaker 2: know what the hell's been happening. So there's a character
Speaker 2: called Woods. He's in the original anyway, He's a plant,
Speaker 2: all right, Okay, he's He's like a yeah, this sounds
Speaker 2: like I'm making this up. There's a boss fight with
Speaker 2: because you are. There's a boss fight with Woods where
Speaker 2: he gets absorbed into a fucking little shop of Horror's
Speaker 2: plant that you have to fight the plant and the
Speaker 2: plant shoots beams at you.
Speaker 1: In in black ops. So seven, why are there weird bosses?
Speaker 3: Because I keep seeing screenshots of that giant guy that
Speaker 3: you have to fight who shoots lasers and pounds the
Speaker 3: ground and ship, and I'm like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: What makes sense called that's the call of duty, that's
Speaker 1: the call duty? What if side it's called?
Speaker 2: It's called he basically doing fast and furious. I guess, dude.
Speaker 2: There wereettes flying giant machetes, building sized machetes flying out
Speaker 2: of the sky that you had to avoid in one
Speaker 2: of these levels, and I was like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But I'm like there has to be there in like
Speaker 3: a virtual world or something, right, Like, there has to
Speaker 3: be something.
Speaker 1: It can be. There can't be a giant man you're fighting.
Speaker 2: You know, and if it is, honestly, why not? But
Speaker 2: like so I think what it is is like there's
Speaker 2: like a scarecrow kind of fear toxing thing going on
Speaker 2: in the campaign, which is by the way, equivalently insane
Speaker 2: in my opinion for a call of dude, Like, if
Speaker 2: you're going to have a fear toxin, you might as
Speaker 2: well have.
Speaker 1: A giant man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like its like why like why not just did
Speaker 2: m fucking oh squirt the fear toxin? And then there's
Speaker 2: giant scarecrow looking for Batman and ship, which is actually
Speaker 2: really fun. No, it's awesome, but it's awesome because it's Batman.
Speaker 2: Would like imagine if they made like a Saving Private
Speaker 2: Ryan video game where you have to where you have
Speaker 2: to like I don't even I don't even know how
Speaker 2: to how to end that sentence, but like like you
Speaker 2: have to run away from like a soldier who's like
Speaker 2: giant and he's like where's Rome is?
Speaker 1: The game came over and you're like, bra what.
Speaker 3: And those are those like stealthy miches. I played Mordern
Speaker 3: Warfare two, the the new one that came a few
Speaker 3: years ago, and there's those missions that, oh my god,
Speaker 3: where you have to direct people how to escape, so
Speaker 3: you use the surveillance cameras, the CCTV and all that
Speaker 3: shit and you have to direct It is so frustrating
Speaker 3: because you if you get spotted, they shoot them on site.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I hate that. I can't be a
Speaker 1: soldier in this. I know.
Speaker 2: This is exactly the same thing with like Cyberpunk, whenever
Speaker 2: they had the brain dance editing sequences, you remember those, Yes,
Speaker 2: literally I went to I went to replay, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I forgot that these were in here, and
Speaker 2: I immediately stopped.
Speaker 1: There's like genuinely three maybe, but I get it, but
Speaker 1: there's one of them you just have to do. I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure, right, And the first one, yeah, you have
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 2: And it's the one that like pre like precedes the
Speaker 2: game becoming the game really like it's like before more
Speaker 2: then you're kind of like on a linear path to
Speaker 2: beginning the game. And so I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I was I was, yeah, I'm gonna play Cyberpunk,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, oh yeah, I gotta do
Speaker 2: this part again. It's like okay, and I went through
Speaker 2: and then the.
Speaker 1: Brain dance happened. I was like, nah, dude, man, I
Speaker 1: love twenty seventy seven does not get the does not
Speaker 1: get the respected deserves. They sucked it up for themselves,
Speaker 1: particularly particularly for the creation of night City. Night City
Speaker 1: as a map is probably one of the best maps
Speaker 1: in video games. It's up there with Midguard. Those two
Speaker 1: are like two of the best, like map, like just
Speaker 1: play to play a game. Yeah, from the remakeup Final
Speaker 1: Fantasy seven, Like, those places are insane.
Speaker 2: Can I be honest about Night City.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little overrated. I think it's amazing.
Speaker 2: I don't think there's as much to do as the game.
Speaker 2: That's actually how I feel. I was like, I care
Speaker 2: is you that much?
Speaker 1: There is?
Speaker 2: It just looks you can only kill you can only
Speaker 2: kill mentally ill people, or or do side cops for
Speaker 2: random MPC. That's that's what it really is. That's all
Speaker 2: you do in the cops.
Speaker 1: That's stupid as ship the cops. When you get to
Speaker 1: the higher ranks and you meet the cops that can teleport,
Speaker 1: I'm like, brother, I am, I am death incarnate. What
Speaker 1: are you? What are you? You are different? But listen
Speaker 1: if you they just show up. Like I climbed a
Speaker 1: building once and I looked down and one just like
Speaker 1: it looked like it got was a P and G
Speaker 1: being pulled up a building. But he just came up
Speaker 1: the building and I was like, what is happening you do?
Speaker 1: I'm really excited for a next one. I'm really excited
Speaker 1: because I imagine to be the place up like last time.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be in the same place. Guy, the
Speaker 1: guy that created tyr Punk, I forgot his name. He's
Speaker 1: a black.
Speaker 6: Dude, John Cyn Yeah, yeah, Jerome Cyber Jerome all right,
Speaker 6: but yeah, like Jerome, but he he made, he's making.
Speaker 1: He's like heavily involved again in the newest one being made.
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, I don't want to do it
Speaker 1: in night City, like I want to do it somewhere else.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's probably gonna be probably gonna be Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: I feel like I think it'll be Chicago or something. Okay,
Speaker 2: still standing, I don't know. I don't know about that
Speaker 2: because I know Brooklyn is still around. It's the only
Speaker 2: placed on that part of the world I know is
Speaker 2: still a place because a lot of America is gone
Speaker 2: so yeah, I don't know. I I whatever they do.
Speaker 2: I hope that there's this more stuff to do than
Speaker 2: beat up mentally handicapped people and.
Speaker 1: What else do you think it really doing that game? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: More love and more pussy and or guy the trans girl.
Speaker 1: I didn't let me know.
Speaker 2: It was stupid. They didn't let me like like I
Speaker 2: was gonna her whole arc, thinking that I was gonna
Speaker 2: I don't do a whole arc, and I was like,
Speaker 2: because I'm trying to funk as much pussy even even
Speaker 2: even was it don't matter, and like, uh was honestly,
Speaker 2: and then they was just like, oh, thanks, Uh you
Speaker 2: really helped me in the memory of my dead's stupid husband.
Speaker 1: I was like, what fuck you, bitch? Take off your pants?
Speaker 1: What is this? You know? You just.
Speaker 2: That's first of all.
Speaker 1: That's also not being able to Judy really bothered me too.
Speaker 1: I get it she's a lesbian.
Speaker 3: Whatever I didn't, I wasn't paying enough attention to realize
Speaker 3: she was gay. She was giving you very clear signals
Speaker 3: she was gay, though, because I was just like, I
Speaker 3: can't wait to fuck this bitch.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do your missions real fast. You just see
Speaker 1: her grinding your hands on your fucking table.
Speaker 2: I went and dove the water and ship and went
Speaker 2: to that dumb church thing and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: this is there were this water.
Speaker 1: This bitch made me swim and I didn't get any
Speaker 1: fucking pussy. I'm gonna kill everywhere. This city is gone.
Speaker 1: I'm setting this city up. It's over. Nice city is ruined.
Speaker 1: Call me to call me Israel the way I'm about
Speaker 1: to destroy this place. It's over. I don't know. Thinking
Speaker 1: about it, I'm like, hey, that was fun. That game
Speaker 1: is awesome, dude.
Speaker 2: Pasted all the stuff that you have to do to
Speaker 2: enjoy the game. It's it's pretty good. Yeah, intro.
Speaker 1: As soon as get past the intro, the game is real,
Speaker 1: really fun. I couldn't imagine playing that game but out
Speaker 1: all of the ridiculous weapons I had because I did
Speaker 1: like side I'm a side mission fiend, but I do
Speaker 1: side missions and I got all the cool weapons. I'm like,
Speaker 1: what was this game game like this? They're pretty They're
Speaker 1: pretty same. You like, you go in there, you give
Speaker 1: somebody a fucking concussion with your fucking net gear, and
Speaker 1: then you walk in you beat somebody to death. With
Speaker 1: a stick. The boxing missions are really fun because of
Speaker 1: the fact I cheated. I put the gorilla arms on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And I went and I thought this like really net
Speaker 1: geared up woman and I hit her twice and killed her.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. That's out rad insane because I was like,
Speaker 1: why would you?
Speaker 2: It is funny that they let you do it, Like what,
Speaker 2: like are we talking about why are we talking about scarfark?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was.
Speaker 1: I was talking about like maps, like designed maps. You
Speaker 1: brought up some ship and that was like nice cities,
Speaker 1: fucking fantastic. It's it's so fun to just be in
Speaker 1: and it feels alive in a way.
Speaker 2: The other maps, like thee I think the Red Dead's
Speaker 2: map is is the craziest one like that. That's the
Speaker 2: one that feels the most alive to me.
Speaker 1: Because you can hunt, so you can, you can attack
Speaker 1: Native Americans. You can, you can kill a vampire, swim
Speaker 1: Native Americans. You can. You're really held up on that, huh.
Speaker 1: You can. You can, you can find love interest, you can,
Speaker 1: you can draw maps, you can attack Native Americans.
Speaker 2: All Right, we're gonna move out to some questions now
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Speaker 2: What do we got here?
Speaker 1: It's a lot let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh, one thing I do want to plug before we
Speaker 2: before we get into questions. So we did a snark
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Speaker 1: You eat snizze? What is that? What's that guy's name?
Speaker 2: I don't know his name, but Andrew Wilson.
Speaker 1: I think that his name.
Speaker 3: I think I just saw that because it went viral again.
Speaker 3: I guess that clip. Yeah, snizz It's like, what is that?
Speaker 1: What's and it's like, dude, you're such a He's such
Speaker 1: a dude, he said, he said ship. He has said
Speaker 1: ship that legitimately should have had him incarcerated. Like actually,
Speaker 1: like dad, I don't know much about him. I just
Speaker 1: I only saw. There was one moment where he was
Speaker 1: talking about, well, is rape objectively bad? And it's like yes,
Speaker 1: it's like what about the woman? Because there are times
Speaker 1: where women have had orgasms during sex of rape, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I do remember that. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: gun him down. Someone walks off from behind him, put
Speaker 1: put your and I guess it shouldn't be on his head,
Speaker 1: and then pull the trigger three times. He shouldn't be here.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's well, I don't I don't endorse that.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't make those jokes anymore because people
Speaker 1: are active right now.
Speaker 2: So it's not a joke to you. You mean it,
Speaker 2: I know you. You can't prove that I can and
Speaker 2: I can, you can. You can shut up anyway, listen.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I saw that. I saw that fucking video
Speaker 2: of him debating this lady. I don't even know what
Speaker 2: the context was, but like they were talking, and I
Speaker 2: think the point that the woman was trying to make
Speaker 2: was like, hey, you you talk all of this virtue
Speaker 2: all right, like Christian values or whatever, but like your
Speaker 2: your wife has three baby daddies. You know you're you're
Speaker 2: not You're not really a traditional I think they met
Speaker 2: in like weird circumstances too, so like the you're not
Speaker 2: really a traditional person in the way that you're trying
Speaker 2: to say you are right. And then he goes, well
Speaker 2: when and you.
Speaker 1: Lick snizz and you eat snizz?
Speaker 2: You he says you licks. Like, first of all, I
Speaker 2: have never heard the term snizz in my life, no,
Speaker 2: au fantically, not never, not once. That was the first
Speaker 2: time I ever heard it, and I was like, what
Speaker 2: is he saying? And then and then I only learned
Speaker 2: through context of the later conversation that that meant eating pussy,
Speaker 2: And I was like, that's a crazy argument.
Speaker 1: It is weird. Don't don't insult my wife. You fucking bitch,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: Your wife has three children with with with like three
Speaker 3: other men or whatever, like that's not in a in
Speaker 3: a conversation, in a conversation, and a conversation when you
Speaker 3: are projecting the correct light way to live life to
Speaker 3: someone who you objectively don't even.
Speaker 1: Respect the rights of as a woman. For you to
Speaker 1: get that upset at anything that could possibly say to
Speaker 1: you is such a fragile display of who you are.
Speaker 1: He's a pussy, that's the guy.
Speaker 2: He struggled to open that fucking jar of olives or
Speaker 2: jar pickles or whatever. Girl.
Speaker 1: Then, because I do you remember that?
Speaker 2: Which actually about it, which by the way, would be
Speaker 2: fine in and of itself, like if that like who cares,
Speaker 2: Like nobody gives a shit about that, But it's it's
Speaker 2: the excuses he kept making. It's like you oiled the
Speaker 2: lit up or something like that.
Speaker 1: And then the girl's boyfriend grabs and opens it immediately,
Speaker 1: and it's like, brother, my brother, I mean, like like
Speaker 1: the brother. Clearly that guy's a fucking giant.
Speaker 3: Plus he's like Matt Walsh, you know, like these people
Speaker 3: that like, oh, I'm so masculine and traditional, and they're
Speaker 3: like the weakest fucking men.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the weakest men possible. It's like, bro, stop, I'm
Speaker 2: a fucking fisherman. Meanwhile, they're they're clothes on the boat
Speaker 2: or just like completely clean, like they just.
Speaker 1: Ran brother, his tackle bottom was empty, not even empty, dry, dry,
Speaker 1: dry and clean clean. I've been fishing twice in my life.
Speaker 1: Bro'sy what happens? You get fucking messy. You just get messy.
Speaker 3: Everywhere you have fucking you have weight, you're trying to
Speaker 3: fish and they's hitting the bottom of the dude, there's
Speaker 3: muddy fucking everywhere.
Speaker 1: It just you just get messy, like being clean after
Speaker 1: fish is either your Jehovah himself walking on water and
Speaker 1: it's pulling fish straight out of the water, or you're
Speaker 1: you're you're lying, you're lying to me. It's it's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty. It's very That was fun. That's a
Speaker 2: fun clip.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: Just see, like, Bro, you can't how many I imagine
Speaker 3: that guy's done so many different debates like this or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck?
Speaker 2: It's like, how are you still crashing out like that?
Speaker 2: Like aren't you expected? You know someone's gonna mention your
Speaker 2: untraditional You're supposed to be like, all right, they're gonna
Speaker 2: say this, I'm just not gonna acknowledge it, Like you know,
Speaker 2: that's all like a grift. That's how you win by
Speaker 2: pretending reality isn't a thing. And that guy gets not
Speaker 2: good at it.
Speaker 1: He's terrible. Apparently he got him. He got him. His
Speaker 1: weakness is getting made fun of by lesbians. It really
Speaker 1: sets him off. You like women sexually though, It's like, dude.
Speaker 2: Bother me.
Speaker 1: He said it in such an immature way.
Speaker 2: You is even just the thing, the word that he
Speaker 2: said and the way the way that he said it
Speaker 2: helix snizz like youlx snizz. Who does he listen to
Speaker 2: till it's like who says that?
Speaker 1: Where did he pick that up? That's like fucking.
Speaker 2: That's like Ben Shapiro, uh saying like he started saying
Speaker 2: glazing recently because he's been saying glossing, no ship. Have
Speaker 2: you seen this? He's been saying glossing, no fucking and
Speaker 2: so he correct you have to correct himself. It's like, oh, glaze,
Speaker 2: So he's been he's been saying glazing now, but like
Speaker 2: that's great, It's just glossing is crazy. I guess I
Speaker 2: understand it.
Speaker 1: What he's going through it now is really funny to
Speaker 1: Ben Shapiro because he's he's realizing that his team's about
Speaker 1: to start aiming at him soon and whoa. And he's
Speaker 1: like he's like, wait a minute, wa wait, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. But we probably shouldn't be. I'm listening
Speaker 1: to his voice, is like, you've been incentivizing them for
Speaker 1: a long time. Yeah, Jews. Now they've coalesced to hating
Speaker 1: every one that's not damn Literally.
Speaker 3: You gotta stop right there and the buck stops there.
Speaker 3: You can't go to Judaism, you can't go to don't.
Speaker 3: You gotta leave me alone.
Speaker 2: I was totally fine with this when I thought that
Speaker 2: I was completely examped.
Speaker 1: But then my brand of white it is not good enough.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, is it Historically?
Speaker 3: Like for a very long time now, they have been
Speaker 3: the number one target for specifically Nazis, Like like, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what the hell are you doing? Ben?
Speaker 2: Yes, Like you're number one on so many.
Speaker 3: Lists, like like other brown people. It's just a it's
Speaker 3: like it's like a yeah, it's a part for the course,
Speaker 3: but they target you specifically. They're like you are the
Speaker 3: cause of all the world's problems.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hire the I'm gonna hire in fact, and.
Speaker 1: You seem like you seem like I'm standing young man.
Speaker 2: I kind of work for me, please. I mean I
Speaker 2: could do something with you.
Speaker 1: It's funny he's going, he's he's literally just trying to
Speaker 1: be like wait a minute, wait a minute, but this
Speaker 1: they're Nazis And it's like, really, really.
Speaker 2: It really is insane.
Speaker 1: How many of them? How many of them just with
Speaker 1: the Hermes jacket on what.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. Man, It's just like, how do you
Speaker 2: not see that? That's just where things would end up? Obviously,
Speaker 2: Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 2: It's genuinely stupid because you would because it's like if
Speaker 2: you could, if you could not have seen this coming,
Speaker 2: if you're not playing an act right now, because you
Speaker 2: should have known this is coming, if you're genuine, if
Speaker 2: this response, if he's genuine about his response, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're just a stupid asshole. Okay, I didn't. I thought
Speaker 2: you were smarter.
Speaker 1: I guess not.
Speaker 2: He's like the quartering or something where it's like just
Speaker 2: a dumb fucking grifter. And then like and then just
Speaker 2: got to a point where it's like, oh shit, the
Speaker 2: chickens have come home to roost. I didn't know this
Speaker 2: was gonna happen. Yeah, I was under the impression that
Speaker 2: you knew this was gonna happen, and you were just
Speaker 2: like kind of raking in the money while you could. Huh,
Speaker 2: you know, That's what my understand That's what my assumption was.
Speaker 2: But like you're you're actually serious, Like you thought like one, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I understand that you hate Mexicans and Blacks and uh
Speaker 2: Ancients and Indians and everyone. But I thought that maybe
Speaker 2: you'd you'd like Jude.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought, for a second, In fact, for
Speaker 1: a moment, I thought for a second that you would
Speaker 1: be fine with me and my Jewish descent. And it's
Speaker 1: like you, I want to kill you the most.
Speaker 2: If you can't afford to live in New York City anymore,
Speaker 2: you should just leave. That's what it's what America is
Speaker 2: all about. If you can't, if you if it's if
Speaker 2: you can't say somewhere, then you should just leave anyway. Uh,
Speaker 2: please sepsidize. Uh this home that I was promised three
Speaker 2: thousand years ago. I deserve to be there. I know
Speaker 2: it's not easy for me to be there right now,
Speaker 2: and I kind of all the you know, crazy stuff
Speaker 2: going on out there, But I think I deserve it
Speaker 2: just because just because it's where I'm from.
Speaker 1: Just because in this book that not everybody agrees it's true,
Speaker 1: it says it.
Speaker 2: It really is insane that like that, I don't know, man,
Speaker 2: they're all fucking They're all crazy.
Speaker 1: That's the thing that's happened conversations about that isn't saying
Speaker 1: this is like the entirety of the Israel situation. The
Speaker 1: fact that we're supporting it is like what if you're
Speaker 1: not Christian, then none of that matters to most of vas.
Speaker 1: We don't care or we're not gonna defend them because
Speaker 1: we're not of that religion. It's stupid. Even the book,
Speaker 1: even the book is like, oh, it's a person, not
Speaker 1: a place.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like, I think Israel's really cool. I
Speaker 2: want to go. I don't know if I eat McDonald's
Speaker 2: face that made was disgusting. The face that this made
Speaker 2: was disgusting. The idea that they have McDonalds and israels hilarious,
Speaker 2: like this is a holy land, Like the fuck you
Speaker 2: got McDonald's there. You know, that's the desolation right there.
Speaker 2: That's they don't even have They don't have it. They
Speaker 2: don't even have a McDonald's in the fucking Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably do. They probably do. They don't you.
Speaker 2: Sure it's a canyon Caseton like like no, anyway.
Speaker 1: It was one of the problems. But there has to
Speaker 1: be one year brought rushmore. There has to be one.
Speaker 1: You have to drive up there like.
Speaker 2: Ear his ear, his ear is the order window, his
Speaker 2: eye is the the pay window, and his his other
Speaker 2: eye is the is the pick up window. So there's
Speaker 2: like a little there's like a little street built around
Speaker 2: George washing his head with the McDonald's built into it.
Speaker 2: Hey man, don't God willing man, you might if Trump
Speaker 2: is the forever president, I mean, it will be there eventually.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to be killed.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to be murdered. I can't wait. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be so fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's snap off like like two's questions
Speaker 3: and then and then go home.
Speaker 1: Sure, Papapa, what is this? I wanted to show some
Speaker 1: kill me?
Speaker 2: Please? Yeah? I get every time I begin an impression,
Speaker 2: I lose I lose it.
Speaker 1: Cason was like, yeah, I get it, shaking this head
Speaker 1: and this guy's like, this guy's a knots what are
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you doing right now?
Speaker 2: That that fucking I was actually I realized.
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, that sounded more like Hassan when
Speaker 3: I was trying to do Tucker Carlson because he has
Speaker 3: a crazy laugh too, you know.
Speaker 2: Like there's a I can't do it. It's it's okay,
Speaker 2: let me stop your That wasn't even close. What is that?
Speaker 1: I forgot that?
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. Yeah, anyway, where's the new video, Chris?
Speaker 1: I need it?
Speaker 2: He says, Hello, the three people on the other side
Speaker 2: of my parasocial relationship. A long time listener, but I'm
Speaker 2: finally now in a position to donate and wanted to
Speaker 2: show some love that have caused many many tears from
Speaker 2: laughter over the years.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I like that your profile picture is SpongeBob dehydrated, saying
Speaker 2: I need it. I like that.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: But he says, not a question, but going further, what
Speaker 2: do you guys going? But going further to what you
Speaker 2: guys discussed on a previous episode regarding your listeners working
Speaker 2: in a serious profession.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's right, this is so true.
Speaker 2: I am a trainee lawyer specializing in distribution of assets
Speaker 2: after people perish from this mortal coil. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: So is that an a state lawyer or no, I'm
Speaker 2: may I'm getting terminology. Death dealer. He's a death dealer.
Speaker 2: You deal in death, he says. I have to listen
Speaker 2: to some pretty tragic stuff at times, like actual deep
Speaker 2: web stuff, And so I listened to you guys to
Speaker 2: bring some joy into the day. You would not believe
Speaker 2: the amount of times my coworkers looked at me like
Speaker 2: I'm a serial killer and this guy's laughing at random
Speaker 2: clients of misery. Sorry for the long post, but wanted
Speaker 2: to finally give something back to the people who have
Speaker 2: brought me countless last over the years. All the best,
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot man. That's such appreciate it. First of all,
Speaker 2: I appreciate how well written that right it was, But
Speaker 2: second of all, like, yeah, I love, I love whenever
Speaker 2: we hear from people who are like surgeons or like
Speaker 2: building aircraft carriers or like astrophysicist. There was like some
Speaker 2: guy who was like an actual physicist or a physicist
Speaker 2: or something something like that wrote it also and now
Speaker 2: we've got a you know, people dealing in dealing dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 3: The fucking the Grim Reaper's lawyer over here. It's pretty crazy, the.
Speaker 2: Grim Reaper's lawyer. How would that even work? Like, well,
Speaker 2: it's a diary that's a scary person.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I feel like I feel like he doesn't need
Speaker 1: a lawyer, Like what is he gonna do? Just takes
Speaker 1: people that are dead. He just kills people. Like, what
Speaker 1: do you need a lawyer for?
Speaker 2: Well, you don't know what the world is like in
Speaker 2: the afterlife. You're play Grim Fandango.
Speaker 1: No, that name sounds familiar, but I don't think I
Speaker 1: played it.
Speaker 2: It's a it's kind of about it's it's not about
Speaker 2: Death's lawyer necessarily, but like I feel like I remember,
Speaker 2: like some figue it's about like the afterlife and how
Speaker 2: like it's just as mundane and boring as as like
Speaker 2: real life is, like I used to have to work,
Speaker 2: and it's like they're all skeletons. It's really cool. I
Speaker 2: haven't played it in forever, but like I remember really
Speaker 2: liking it. You'd recognize it if you saw it, Like
Speaker 2: if you googled Grim Fandango, you'd see the images of it,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, I've definitely seen this floating around.
Speaker 1: That name does sound familiar?
Speaker 2: Look it up. I swear to god. I swear to god,
Speaker 2: you'll notice sounds great. Grim whoa, let's relax, bitches, literally
Speaker 2: to death.
Speaker 1: Let's go. I've seen this. I've seen this before. Yeah before.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, It's like a point in click adventure game.
Speaker 2: It's like it's by the Oh my god, it's by
Speaker 2: the Monkey Island. Guys, I think, but you think nerds
Speaker 2: are just oopa lupa kidney Stones rode in Jesus Rist,
Speaker 2: that's insane, gott nerds. I got these nerds, these nerds
Speaker 2: candy canes recently because I saw them at the store
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm curious about that. Interesting, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't I don't like candy canes typically because
Speaker 2: it's just mint, but like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, I've had skid ones before. How
Speaker 1: were those? Pretty? Pretty good? Very sweet?
Speaker 2: The thing I don't the thing I don't like about
Speaker 2: candy canes ultimately is that like they become so dangerous
Speaker 2: to to eat.
Speaker 1: You can kill somebody with.
Speaker 2: Them, yeah, Like you can like suck them into a
Speaker 2: shive and like stand on. It's kind of insane and
Speaker 2: like they cut you think.
Speaker 1: Really you're going to really pier somebody or more or.
Speaker 2: Less depend on the thickness. Yes, absolutely, I think unquestionably
Speaker 2: it would it wouldn't be it would chatter also, but
Speaker 2: like it'll go through. Dude, like that ship is, I
Speaker 2: should get one. It's deceptively man.
Speaker 1: Get one of those big ones. And then you just
Speaker 1: like work on it for a while, like, yeah, show
Speaker 1: you it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I can. I could turn into a
Speaker 3: shive in about thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: Man, give me.
Speaker 2: That is a level of digestive prowess that your.
Speaker 1: Stomach acid, your your slive is dangerous. It's like genuinely caustic.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: Man, you gotta watch out. You better watch out for me. Dude,
Speaker 3: you better not make out with me. If I licked you,
Speaker 3: you'll die.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 2: You you nerds think coople ompus are just kidney stones, right,
Speaker 2: And he says, hello, middle aged men, what's a genre
Speaker 2: slash setting you wish games would tackle more often? After
Speaker 2: watching Annihilation and playing both uh what and playing both
Speaker 2: Look Outside? Oh both Look Outside and Bloodborne, I've never
Speaker 2: heard of Look Outside. I got an itch for games
Speaker 2: involving eldritch abominations. Now, yeah, there's not a lot of
Speaker 2: eldritch stuff in video games actually, weirdly enough, you think
Speaker 2: there would be a little bit more of it. But
Speaker 2: I've always felt like Colonial America would be cool setting.
Speaker 2: Like I'm sad that what is it, Assassin's Creed three
Speaker 2: kind of wasted it. Yeah, because like I do think
Speaker 2: the setting of that game was like the coolest part
Speaker 2: of it, and then like you just didn't really do
Speaker 2: anything meaningful in it.
Speaker 1: You just wind around. Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Built for this, Like it wasn't even built for the
Speaker 3: franchise anyway, because it's like in that in America, especially
Speaker 3: in that era, there weren't even the architecture wasn't that
Speaker 3: impressive too, And that's a big part of Assassin's Creed
Speaker 3: as far as like scaling and doing shit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was more of like you gotta be
Speaker 1: a tree dweller. What you gotta be a tree dweller
Speaker 1: more or less at that period of time, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just feel like it would have been some
Speaker 3: other game taking on that building trees.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like yeah, fucking there's anything crazy. It's like there's
Speaker 1: there's not there's no buildings. You can't really do building drops.
Speaker 1: There's not really like.
Speaker 2: Actually it would be like a Vampire Master and maybe
Speaker 2: and to be fair, maybe Vampire the Mass Raid Bloodlines one
Speaker 2: is in Colony America.
Speaker 1: I just don't know it, but.
Speaker 2: Like that would be a good setting for something like that,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like you're you're like sulking
Speaker 2: around and you're just like, you know, a kind of
Speaker 2: like you're like a like a plodding first person kind
Speaker 2: of RPG, like a Morrow Wind or something like that,
Speaker 2: like something a little bit more down to or like
Speaker 2: Assassin's Tree is so like rooftop oriented and there's no
Speaker 2: rooftops in like colonial America. Not of any consequence.
Speaker 1: It was Yeah, it was underwhelming. Yeah, there's something that
Speaker 1: has never been explored, right, I think it's wealth for
Speaker 1: so much kind of interesting to telling only one thing
Speaker 1: I know explores and it's one d indie setting. But
Speaker 1: I would like the idea of a magical version of
Speaker 1: America that is post World War One going into World
Speaker 1: War two. I think that the period of time is
Speaker 1: really interesting because the idea though, yeah, like there's like
Speaker 1: there's things going on, like the gap between world and
Speaker 1: One War two where the world is kind of like
Speaker 1: there's like there's like nasty ship out there. There's that exist.
Speaker 2: Now, when you say when you say magical, you're saying
Speaker 2: like magical, like like like fantasy magic and not magical
Speaker 2: like like the Muppets.
Speaker 1: I bet the Muppets fitted fantasy magic, though, I like
Speaker 1: they don't know.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is like the real world magic of
Speaker 2: the Muppets, and how like we just kind of go
Speaker 2: along with the fact that they're they're real people outside
Speaker 2: of the Puppets.
Speaker 1: Because that's kind of magical, you know, It's yeah, but
Speaker 1: why is one separate from the other exactly.
Speaker 2: Because one's like like sorcery and the other one is
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 1: And they're not sorcery. They're just not sorcery the Muppets,
Speaker 1: if relative to them being like if Miss Piggy walked
Speaker 1: in right now, that's not magic.
Speaker 2: No, But I'm saying the Muppets as they exist now
Speaker 2: in our in.
Speaker 1: Our world or in their world.
Speaker 2: In our little reality here, as the Muppets exist, the one.
Speaker 1: That we are forging, or the reality that we currently existed.
Speaker 2: You know how, mister Rogers says, won't you be my neighbor.
Speaker 2: And that's kind of magical.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so magical in sentiment, not magical and literal
Speaker 1: magical effects. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 1: Out what you mean. Okay, you're an idiot, but let
Speaker 1: me I think that'd be interesting. I think the idea
Speaker 1: of the post World war idea of us like really
Speaker 1: realizing that, like there are credible threats overseas and we
Speaker 1: have to kind of fortify our world or like try
Speaker 1: to keep things under wraps. That the pop pop off.
Speaker 1: I think that's really cool.
Speaker 2: They should make a game. They should make a they
Speaker 2: should make an Israel tactics.
Speaker 1: That if they make as the name of the game
Speaker 1: the fire emblem but for vehicles and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: What's it called again, I have no idea what the
Speaker 2: fuck you say.
Speaker 1: It's like fire emblem but instead of using like like
Speaker 1: characters who use like tang and stuff like that. I
Speaker 1: forgot what it's called.
Speaker 2: I I I don't know. I think you're making that
Speaker 2: up the mobile game World of Download, World of Tanks.
Speaker 2: You that's the only context I've ever heard World of
Speaker 2: Tanks and is in the context of like an announcer
Speaker 2: selling yeah, yeah, I've never heard somebody be like, yo,
Speaker 2: you gotta get on world. Like Jalen has never messaged me.
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, you know what I've been getting into
Speaker 2: World tanks. It's never been anything like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Advance Advanced Wars they make an Advanced Wards, but
Speaker 1: it takes place in Israel.
Speaker 2: Advanced Wars. Okay, that's the game Boy Advance, right or.
Speaker 1: Yeah, game Boy Advance. They delay, They delayed it once.
Speaker 1: They delayed one of them because of I think indefinitely.
Speaker 1: They delayed one because of that I was going on
Speaker 1: in Turkey and Russia and then Israel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because it's it's about They made it about Israel,
Speaker 2: thinking that they they assumed that they would have They
Speaker 2: assumed that no controversy would arise because Israel was such
Speaker 2: a safe bet.
Speaker 1: Assuming is It was a safe bet is crazy and
Speaker 1: that is the safe bet. Well, hey, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: M m okay, yeah, I don't know. We'll see.
Speaker 2: Let's see, we're seeing right now. Actually, in fact, we'll see,
Speaker 2: we'll see. Actually, I was also shocked to find out
Speaker 2: Chumbawamba are what did I say in Irish band? It
Speaker 2: cuts off after that, but he wrote in says hello, acute,
Speaker 2: obtuse and reflex angles, nice geometry. Lingo there, What was
Speaker 2: a band or singer you were shocked when you found
Speaker 2: out wasn't from the US or wherever you thought they
Speaker 2: were from. I recently watched the video showing one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty hit songs that were actually made by UK
Speaker 2: artist and was genuinely shocked at some of them, like
Speaker 2: Seal fucking Seal is English? I genuinely had no idea. Really,
Speaker 2: how do you not know that?
Speaker 1: Really he didn't. I didn't. I didn't know that either.
Speaker 1: To be honest, what do you mean he sings with
Speaker 1: a British accent?
Speaker 2: I have? He does not sing with a British action.
Speaker 2: Actually he also doesn't.
Speaker 1: You're fa man, I canna tell you, And I.
Speaker 2: Think he does. I guess form may Rose the Baba.
Speaker 1: Range, because we're never going to evolve.
Speaker 2: We get a little crazy, little sing with a fun think.
Speaker 1: I think I probably assume he does. But I've also
Speaker 1: known he's British for so long. Yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 1: so long. When he was married to brook Shields, I
Speaker 1: was like, how did this British nigga with fucking battle
Speaker 1: scars British nigga. Listen, this nigga looks like he fought
Speaker 1: the fucking reapers and made it out and he married Brookshields. Look, man,
Speaker 1: I don't don't even know. I think that's worse than
Speaker 1: acne scars. That's something else they did that is excluded
Speaker 1: some sort or like a cultural scars. Those are not
Speaker 1: Acne stars. It's not acne stars at all. It's the
Speaker 1: guys who got Jay Leno.
Speaker 3: They got to know they thought he was an actual
Speaker 3: seal and they were clubbing him and then he was like,
Speaker 3: stop stop, you stop.
Speaker 1: Hitting me with clubs, seal sign things. I'm a PATHI
Speaker 1: I'm a pathidt from what is that from? It is
Speaker 1: that from anything? What are you saying? I'm a real puff.
Speaker 1: It's like a disabled person saying something like that with
Speaker 1: a really really quite disfigured.
Speaker 2: Honestly, don't know what you're talking about, but whatever.
Speaker 3: Uh so, you know, actually speaking of UK, so, one
Speaker 3: of my favorite songs growing up is a Return of
Speaker 3: the Mac Return Yeah, and that's by Mark Morrison and
Speaker 3: that nigga is from.
Speaker 1: The u K.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I was like, what the lot the
Speaker 3: guys were British, but then it makes sense because I'm like, uh, English,
Speaker 3: you know, they like that wasn't like an American. Americans
Speaker 3: weren't making any music like that at that time, like
Speaker 3: especially the way that he sounded, so it was unique.
Speaker 1: After Yeah, we're definitely after Like after that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you can make music like this.
Speaker 2: It's fine, ya, we got approval.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. Yeah, I don't know if I have that.
Speaker 2: Many things of things that we already like fucking a
Speaker 2: C d C. That was. Yeah, we talked about that
Speaker 2: on that on the podcast.
Speaker 1: We talked about that.
Speaker 2: But the the one thing I will say is, and
Speaker 2: I think I I brought this up probably recently on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: I was fucking bewildered to find out that who was
Speaker 2: sayings lead singer was like, I was like, genuinely, it
Speaker 2: is a It was a shock to my system when
Speaker 2: I saw it.
Speaker 1: I guess for me, it's Amy against Amy Winehouse. Oh right, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah she is British because because she doesn't even really
Speaker 1: sound white either, she could have been could have been too.
Speaker 1: No no, no, yeah, I've been bad. Way I go back.
Speaker 1: I won't. First of all, that's Australian. Yeah, close enough,
Speaker 1: same ship. I don't care, don't care.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to Neil Patrick Harris's house. I bet
Speaker 2: he's really nice.
Speaker 1: No one says really nice anymore in real life anyway.
Speaker 1: No one's like, oh he's really was pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh Bush, the band Bush.
Speaker 1: No, George W. Bush is fucking daily?
Speaker 3: Do you guys know the band Bush? Like they have
Speaker 3: a song called jean Head. That's the fun that is
Speaker 3: not an American band. They sound like they're from fucking
Speaker 3: Seattle or something. They do sound like they're they may
Speaker 3: sound specific breathe it like that's so grungy, and they're like,
Speaker 3: oh I saw them do an interview like I was
Speaker 3: when I was living in Vegas. They came on a
Speaker 3: local radio station like oh yeah, we go and be playing.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 1: I was just like, I can't believe that definitely smacked
Speaker 1: me in the face. It's like, because this would be
Speaker 1: harder if it was like Canadians, because Canadians are like
Speaker 1: so already pretty much us, and like the way they
Speaker 1: talk and sort of act that you don't really know
Speaker 1: until something random happens.
Speaker 2: A lot of time, you just hear the little subtle differences.
Speaker 1: Like the Weekend is Canadian. I would have never guessed
Speaker 1: he was Canadian. You just ruined. You ruined me. Really,
Speaker 1: you didn't know.
Speaker 7: You didn't know you killed with Jim Carrey the Weekend,
Speaker 7: I thought, so my friend turned me onto the Weekend
Speaker 7: In twenty eleven, I remember this.
Speaker 2: I was with an amazing artist. I was living with
Speaker 2: him in Phoenix and the first song was called The
Speaker 2: Birds Too.
Speaker 1: You lived with the Weekend in Phoenix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the Birds Too is like one of my
Speaker 3: favorite songs. Like, damn, this nigga shut the fuck up anyway,
Speaker 3: but yeah, yeah, I just assumed. I was like, this
Speaker 3: is a smooth I was like, this dude's bringing R
Speaker 3: and B back because R and B was dead around
Speaker 3: that time. Yes, and I was like, this dude's bringing
Speaker 3: R and B back and uh and then now he's
Speaker 3: one of the biggest artists of all time. I was like, dude,
Speaker 3: you kind of you kind of felt he's from Canada.
Speaker 2: Damn, dude, that doesn't feel good. Why because where's your
Speaker 2: American pride?
Speaker 1: Man? Just kidding, but like you know, I mean, there's
Speaker 1: plenty of really good American well artists too that I
Speaker 1: do R and B again too. You just don't You
Speaker 1: just don't hear about them. There's a lot of women
Speaker 1: and that makes me happy because I'm always gonuber for
Speaker 1: a female singer over a male singer when it comes
Speaker 1: to pretty much anything R and B in particular, pretty
Speaker 1: much anything. And there's a lot of really really really.
Speaker 2: You know, Hayley Williams is from India.
Speaker 1: She's not. She's literally from North Carolina. That's crazy. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? There is there's Carolina Carolina. You're
Speaker 1: you're stupid either, look like Louisiana. I think it's North Carolina.
Speaker 1: So Louisiana is.
Speaker 2: The thing, but North Carolina, there's no there's no North Carolina.
Speaker 1: That's insane. So just there's just Carolina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Don't go crying to your mother. I guess we're world.
Speaker 3: Maybe get done world.
Speaker 1: We had a little fan.
Speaker 3: I heal the curtain back ever, so business take it
Speaker 3: from the top stop like seven kidding. Yeah, that was
Speaker 3: that was just distaste.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything that was said that Kingston is
Speaker 1: so stupid, Cray that.
Speaker 2: You just did that impression and passed it off on
Speaker 2: Derek for the audio a whole same.
Speaker 1: If I could throw my voice like that, that'd be amazing,
Speaker 1: just make it sound like you that ruined your life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. I don't know any other
Speaker 1: ones to be honest with you, Mississippi apology or whatever.
Speaker 3: But I got so many jokes too that I'm just trying.
Speaker 3: I'm just holding back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Derek, because you're a racist. That's why you guys all.
Speaker 3: The flaming Israel for like nine hundred years on the podcast.
Speaker 1: And he's like, flaming Israel was valid. I'm not flaming.
Speaker 3: Actually, no, I forgive me, forgive me, I actually I say,
Speaker 3: watched you flaming Jews?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? That's insane. I was going through Instagram yesterday
Speaker 1: and it was something where freaking christ was like, there's
Speaker 1: this person being like, I love watching Core, I like
Speaker 1: Keeping the Value of or whatever and all that bs,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't watch Gore. I watch
Speaker 1: people dying, okay, a safe way, the safe to assume
Speaker 1: they're gone. But it's not like I don't watch videos
Speaker 1: people getting mad and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: What do you what are you saying? Are you referencing
Speaker 2: the video of the Yeah, I didn't send that to
Speaker 2: you because I thought that was you. I said that
Speaker 2: to you because I thought it was hysterical, because I
Speaker 2: didn't even know how to say this is annoying about this,
Speaker 2: because I don't know how to cite this or show
Speaker 2: you when I'm talking about there's a video.
Speaker 1: Of this girl talking about when she's like watching Gore
Speaker 1: in public, and she's like, it's really interesting either she's
Speaker 1: she's clearly someone that's watched a lot of people expire.
Speaker 1: And then Chris commented in the comments of the video,
Speaker 1: I saw it this said, this feels unbelievably familiar or
Speaker 1: shockingly familiar to something. Yeah, and everyone in the freaking
Speaker 1: comments of that post was like, oh sween sweet, is
Speaker 1: this swing? Oh right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that was not my like I was, because
Speaker 2: the impression is so specific. It is like a high schooler,
Speaker 2: like an autistic high schooler from like twenty ten, who
Speaker 2: isn't great at communicating but wants to seem really cool.
Speaker 2: And there's like these these little inflections that she does
Speaker 2: that like nail it. And I was like, I was
Speaker 2: cringing into my fucking mind. She said, I'll send it
Speaker 2: to you, Derek. Uh, because I don't know if I
Speaker 2: said it to you. Maybe I said it to the chat,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, and everybody was like Dutch sounds like sweetness, like
Speaker 1: I'm not a gore person.
Speaker 2: She does this thing where she like, she's like, what
Speaker 2: if somebody I loved went through that, Well, she does this,
Speaker 2: and she does this thing. It's like, well, I guess
Speaker 2: I would I guess and she starts over again and
Speaker 2: I was just like, oh my god, this is so
Speaker 2: this hurts to watch.
Speaker 1: You know what. It probably about the most because people
Speaker 1: probably assume that you were that age, you were like that,
Speaker 1: and you just weren't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Derek Spark, it's it's it's in the
Speaker 2: It's in the dark tank, uh, Discord chat, it's this.
Speaker 2: It's this fucking video where he says I feel personally
Speaker 2: attacked or not Discord oh Instagram right, yes, sorry, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's this girl and just like the inflection of it, dude,
Speaker 2: it's gonna physically bothered. I already hate just just looking
Speaker 2: at the fucking thumbnail.
Speaker 1: I already hate it.
Speaker 2: I know it's I've because I knew people like that,
Speaker 2: like they wouldn't say that, and it wouldn't be It
Speaker 2: wouldn't pertain to Gore necessarily either, but like that in
Speaker 2: those inflections, those mannerisms are so real, Like it makes
Speaker 2: me mad thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I know a handful of social retards.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, but it's like a it's such a unique
Speaker 2: type of social Yeah, a flat ill is crazy. The snap,
Speaker 2: the sna app and the restart of like she's starting
Speaker 2: to say something that she thinks is witty and then
Speaker 2: like she has to restart it from the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen that so many times I have,
Speaker 2: like in high school, and it's always gross, right, isn't
Speaker 2: it Like it's I've never seen somebody capture it so
Speaker 2: so well. I was like I saw that video and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is fuck. Yeah, it's it's it's
Speaker 2: unfortunately too well.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like hating Jeoffrey and Game of Thrones,
Speaker 3: where it's like, you know, like I know you're not real, nigga,
Speaker 3: but like I'm still upset at you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's either a recovered one of those or very stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either a recovered one or an extremely talented actress.
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: I commented, this is triggeringly familiar, and everybody's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: Sweeney moment, show this Sweeny moment, Sween on the Stark Tank.
Speaker 2: Sween has four days to respond.
Speaker 1: I am not a gore person. Gore doesn't bother me
Speaker 1: per se, But I'm not a gore person. Whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't trust goore people. They're like they're they're they're
Speaker 3: one and slip away from trying some of themselves.
Speaker 1: I think that's why they're doing I think I think
Speaker 1: it's good that there they have that outlet so they
Speaker 1: don't try it. I think, like, good, you stay over here,
Speaker 1: you don't hurt bunnies, but you watch people kick bunnies
Speaker 1: into the fucking into space. Ahead.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've got two final ones that we'll go
Speaker 2: through and then we'll read the names t road in
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any guilty pleasure songs? Mine solely
Speaker 2: is that Safe and sound? That song safe and sound.
Speaker 2: It's in most it's the most commercial ass jingle song.
Speaker 2: But I really like it a lot. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what that is. I think it's specific, it's not
Speaker 2: even specific.
Speaker 1: I can you up is that it take you where
Speaker 1: you want to be in want?
Speaker 3: I put it safe and it put came up immediately
Speaker 3: Capital City and what a stupid no, we'll call.
Speaker 2: Your Yeah, I know, all right, you don't have to
Speaker 2: keep saying it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So, like this is the type of audience you know,
Speaker 2: they listen to, Uh.
Speaker 1: I got, Actually, I'm sorry, I got really really bothered me.
Speaker 3: They listened to, you know, imagine dragons and and all
Speaker 3: that ship like Loom in the year yeah Loom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's all that. It's that's it's stomp clap,
Speaker 2: uh huh.
Speaker 3: You know, it's it's when you're writing something that you
Speaker 3: know is going to be on a fucking commercial, which understandably,
Speaker 3: I understand the incentive. You know, Yeah, I get it,
Speaker 3: get a fuck ton of it. Look at one hundred
Speaker 3: and sixty seven million on just the the YouTube video loan.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. They probably made two hundred dollars on that,
Speaker 2: like the ad sense, it's fucking ridiculous. Yeah, but I
Speaker 2: don't know, I gotta be honest, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I have any like guiltful players here, but like, like
Speaker 2: I add stuff to my playlists pretty pretty shamelessly. Like
Speaker 2: you guys can check my public you guys can check
Speaker 2: my Spotify playlist, and it's it's pretty public. You search
Speaker 2: Chris reg like, it's a playlist that says it's it's
Speaker 2: called every song I've ever even remotely enjoyed, and the
Speaker 2: most recent thing on there is from fucking has been Hotel. Hmmm,
Speaker 2: So I gotta I don't got no guilty pleasure, you
Speaker 2: know what.
Speaker 3: I would say it probably for me same I would
Speaker 3: say it's for me like one, it's not necessarily a
Speaker 3: guilty pleasure, but it's the closest thing I think is
Speaker 3: because it's a song that kind of gives me chills
Speaker 3: when it goes up like a half step or whatever. Uh,
Speaker 3: I forgot what the actual term is called. When they
Speaker 3: do at the end of the song like oh they
Speaker 3: the chorus, they bring it up one last one to.
Speaker 2: Oh the kid that's I think it's just a key change, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's just a specific name for it.
Speaker 3: But it doesn't matter, it doesn't fu yeah, but uh,
Speaker 3: the slean Deon's that's the way it is or whatever,
Speaker 3: and that's.
Speaker 1: The oh yeah. And then at the end of the
Speaker 1: then it gets even when you're ready to go, there's
Speaker 1: no easy.
Speaker 2: Way it gets like it gets. It's so hype there's
Speaker 2: something about it that like hypes me up. And then
Speaker 2: I feel like, like, say, this is what I want
Speaker 2: to play in my mind. If I was in a fight,
Speaker 2: I want like I have to, like I win. That's
Speaker 2: good that I get it, and so so January fifth,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one, I added, that's the way it is
Speaker 2: by Celine Beyond to My Place. It's a good fucking song.
Speaker 2: Good song, dude, I've always liked it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I have any I don't know because
Speaker 1: my playlist is pretty like I like white Girl fucking
Speaker 1: music from like the twenty tens.
Speaker 2: So it's never got Michelle branch On here, I have
Speaker 2: fucking Kelly Clarkson On here, I got. I got a
Speaker 2: bunch of stuff. I I there's a there's a song
Speaker 2: from Hasben Hotel with fucking Patrick stumping it, and I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 1: Yo, let me hear it.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it, fucking fall Out boy in
Speaker 2: a TV show. Okay, I'll take it, and.
Speaker 1: It's good, all right. So I don't know. Moments in love?
Speaker 1: What is this this song? I have Moments in Love
Speaker 1: by the Art of Noise.
Speaker 2: Oh, here's that's crazy. I have everywhere I go by Hollywood,
Speaker 2: I'm dead. All right, Well that's pretty which is that's
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 3: That's a good one, because that's that's a good one
Speaker 3: because I'm be honest, I fucking hate that ship.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest. It has a weedy that he likes.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking serious, dude? It Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2: It sucks, but I like it. I like that somebody
Speaker 2: did this. I like that people went into a fucking
Speaker 2: recording studio and did this on purpose. Yeah, it's and
Speaker 2: I authentically like it's just it's funny to me, and
Speaker 2: so of the rhymes are so fucking obnoxious. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: like it's yeah, I think my problem with that and
Speaker 2: look at I'm probably supposed to be reading looking at
Speaker 2: it the way you do.
Speaker 3: I I've heard this Hollywood and Dead is just cringe
Speaker 3: inducing entirely. So in my mind, I was kind of thinking, like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're serious about this, like they think this is dope.
Speaker 3: And I think that's where my disconnect was, because that
Speaker 3: is it's so stupid to me, and I'm like, oh no,
Speaker 3: these niggas thought they were cooking, like they went to
Speaker 3: studio like this is this is we we fucking knocked
Speaker 3: this one out of the park, and I'm sure it's
Speaker 3: more of like, no, this is an obvious, fun, fucking
Speaker 3: like eminem type of song or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that's how I he I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 3: But I'm just I was being like obtuse, I guess
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, make a move.
Speaker 1: I saw you winking.
Speaker 2: Drunken pussy is what I'm thinking. It's it's funny, good,
Speaker 2: it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 1: No, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's insane.
Speaker 2: Drunken pussy is what I'm thinking. That's a wild line.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's bars, it's bars, wake up, grab beer,
Speaker 2: grab rear, it's it's it's it's ridiculous. And I and
Speaker 2: to be fair, like I think melodically, I like, like,
Speaker 2: I wish it was in other, I wish other. I
Speaker 2: wish another band with different lyrics was using it have beer.
Speaker 1: I like half Bad, and I like the chorus of Bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know this.
Speaker 2: There was a satisfying kind of progression to it that
Speaker 2: I hear more than the lyrics. But like, it's it's
Speaker 2: just such a fucking stupid song. But I have that
Speaker 2: on there. Oh, I got a good recommendation. Here's a
Speaker 2: song that I probably would never I actually so me
Speaker 2: and my friends would listen to this kind of One
Speaker 2: of my friends was one of those bros, those Orange
Speaker 2: County bros. So he was into cotton Mouth Kings.
Speaker 3: And me, as a you know, as me, would like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's fucking stupid, of course. But they
Speaker 3: had one song that I was like, undeniably, this is
Speaker 3: actually kind of this is I don't want to give
Speaker 3: them credit for anything, but they have a song called
Speaker 3: Where's the Weed at that actually kind of like the
Speaker 3: Beats fun He goes button the fucking chorus, where's the
Speaker 3: weed at?
Speaker 1: Yo? Where's the weed that?
Speaker 3: It's my back back but you can't touch that. I'm like,
Speaker 3: shut the fuck up. But it just sounds good, something
Speaker 3: something in my prime, blowing hell of smoke, and I'm
Speaker 3: like it just kind of it like it it.
Speaker 1: I was like, God, if I hate.
Speaker 3: I hate bro so much, but I was like this one.
Speaker 3: But I wouldn't be I probably wouldn't be caught dead
Speaker 3: listening to that ship. Like if I was in my car,
Speaker 3: I couldn't do it, just out of principle.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: I just flag poles, flag poles, do you know flag poles?
Speaker 2: That no, flagpols? It is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is it? What is the what
Speaker 1: is the lyrics? Paranoia?
Speaker 2: Paranoia? Everybody's coming to get me. Yeah, I'm not sick,
Speaker 2: but not well. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got that.
Speaker 2: I've got a song that's fair.
Speaker 1: I like you. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I got Whip It by Devo. This is all over
Speaker 2: the fucking place. It's ridiculous. That's after so this this,
Speaker 2: this is fucking insane. This lineup is ridiculous where it's
Speaker 2: fucking Helicopter by Block Party, the Passenger by Iggy Pop,
Speaker 2: Whip It by Devo, Flagpole Sita, and then fucking bad Bunny.
Speaker 2: My playlist is my playlist is fucking schizophren but.
Speaker 1: But my, but yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Guilty pleasure is kind of a thing like you kind
Speaker 2: of grow out of because at a certain point you're
Speaker 2: just like why do I why is it? Why is
Speaker 2: a very good point, Like, yeah.
Speaker 3: There was an era of a lot of that scream
Speaker 3: Oh ship that I was hanging out with the when
Speaker 3: I was when I was in a certain band, a
Speaker 3: lot of them were listening to like the scream of
Speaker 3: Ship that I never really because I because I'm like
Speaker 3: with Kingston where he's like, oh, I prefer female vocals,
Speaker 3: particularly when these men are singing falsetto these very high
Speaker 3: fucking chords, and uh.
Speaker 1: A woman would be way more suited to those songs.
Speaker 2: Those songs would all be better bangers if if women
Speaker 2: were right. And there's why no bang.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Sleeping with Sirens was the ultimate one for me. They
Speaker 3: have a song called something like if you're if you're
Speaker 3: James Dean, if you're Audrey Hepburn, then I'm James Dean
Speaker 3: or something. It's called that or some stupid fucking all
Speaker 3: those screambo bands had fucking names like that the song titles.
Speaker 2: But like, oh yeah, like it's not a scene, it's
Speaker 2: a goddamn army, like oh, I write soon, it's not tragedy,
Speaker 2: it's ship like that. And uh so even though I
Speaker 2: liked that song, but it's yeah, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Like that one, the Sleeping with Sirens, because that is
Speaker 3: it was the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life,
Speaker 3: and I was like, bro, this is hard for me.
Speaker 3: I probably can listen to it now like in my
Speaker 3: car and feel unbothered since I'm like all old, but
Speaker 3: at the time, I actually did feel embarrassed because, especially
Speaker 3: if you know that it's a guy singing it, if
Speaker 3: there's something about it feels like I'm like, this is
Speaker 3: the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. But
Speaker 3: if a woman was singing, I'm like, this is this
Speaker 3: is like damn this could Hailey Williams look out, you know,
Speaker 3: like watch out?
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, the only song that I've ever felt
Speaker 2: embarrassed to listen to, and I really don't know why
Speaker 2: because it doesn't really make any sense, but like, fucking uh,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what the hell is it called?
Speaker 1: Handlebars? Oh? Is that the twenty one or Crazy by
Speaker 1: Flow with no handlebars? No handlebars? Yeah? That one.
Speaker 2: I like that song for whatever reason, Like it was like.
Speaker 1: That song is cringe. That song is cringe, but only
Speaker 1: cringe because of the fact that it's like like a
Speaker 1: guy being like, yeah, I believe in myself. I can
Speaker 1: do my own thing, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, ah, it's not though, what do you mean it
Speaker 2: is about?
Speaker 1: It's about that, Like it's him, it's him revealing, isn't it.
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken isn't that.
Speaker 2: No, No, the song is about like a dude like
Speaker 2: becoming like an egomaniac.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know anything about but I've never like
Speaker 2: paid his names to the lyrics other than that line.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 2: It's a good I think it's a good song earnestly,
Speaker 2: like I think it's actually like well written, but like
Speaker 2: there's something about it that I felt like weird listening
Speaker 2: to it. I don't know, Okay, but anyway, that'll be
Speaker 2: the last one. And then, uh, this final question around
Speaker 2: us out because I can't believe I forgot to mention this.
Speaker 2: Uh we got to see and I don't know if
Speaker 2: we talked about this since we saw it, but like
Speaker 2: we got to see Metroid Prime four. Uh uh caseon
Speaker 2: did you see?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't where you didn't see it? No?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy?
Speaker 1: How does it look? Old boy? Oh boy?
Speaker 2: I hate to break this to you, so uh boycotting
Speaker 2: Metroid Prime four and all Nintendo products.
Speaker 1: Rode in, He says, what's up?
Speaker 2: DEI hires, I recently saw the previews for Metroid Prime four,
Speaker 2: and I've never been more disappointed in my life. The franchise,
Speaker 2: The franchise is known for isolation, cramped corridors, and insanely
Speaker 2: immersive atmosphere, So why the fuck.
Speaker 1: Did they put a quippy character in it?
Speaker 2: My question is when has the company or studio Dude,
Speaker 2: he looks like a racist, Like, dude, it's crazy, Rick
Speaker 2: moranis essentially yeah, it's literally Rick moranis.
Speaker 1: It's bad.
Speaker 2: So the game itself looks good, but like that character
Speaker 2: looks like he could derail the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 1: It's really a shame, but.
Speaker 3: Like a goofy Jerry Lewis Rick moranis, it's like, that's
Speaker 3: what he looks like. If you just look at his
Speaker 3: fucking face, you're like, oh, dude, you should hear you
Speaker 3: should hear his.
Speaker 2: Line let me, let me, let me click on the
Speaker 2: They are like, yeah, you can, yeah, put it up,
Speaker 2: So why the fuck they put quep behind it? My
Speaker 2: my question is when is a company or studio completely
Speaker 2: missed the mark for you or a piece of media
Speaker 2: that got tarnished by dumbass people who went all Marvel
Speaker 2: money or something similar. So we'll answer that maybe maybe
Speaker 2: next but dude, man.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm keeping cautiously optimistic.
Speaker 2: I think the game itself will be good, but I
Speaker 2: think it'll have to be good around that character, and
Speaker 2: that's going to turn a lot of people off.
Speaker 1: There should be an option to mute him. What the
Speaker 1: hell doesn't isn't that? I hate the nice shut like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Dude, He says. There's a scene where he's like, it's
Speaker 2: about to get real nerdy in here.
Speaker 1: He says that the samis over the wall.
Speaker 3: What if Samus gets to kill him at the end
Speaker 3: of the game, do you think that would be a suffice?
Speaker 1: She walks up to him. She walks up to him,
Speaker 1: She steps on the back of his neck. He's like,
Speaker 1: blows that off.
Speaker 2: Really, dude, I've not seen I've not seen a character,
Speaker 2: And to be fair, like, dude, I don't know much
Speaker 2: about Metroic Crime, so I don't even I don't know
Speaker 2: much about it, but like apparently, like from what I've heard,
Speaker 2: it's it's built around kind of like isolation and kind
Speaker 2: of figuring things out and like being by yourself. So
Speaker 2: like the fact that they thought to do this is
Speaker 2: crazy actually, because he's so like no, even the IGN
Speaker 2: preview was like, this fucking guy sucks.
Speaker 1: I hope he's not in it for long.
Speaker 3: I read a comment, why is he wearing glasses under
Speaker 3: his visor in his futuristic spacesuit.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's actually a good point. You think that
Speaker 1: wouldn't look I love this game franchise so much. I
Speaker 1: hope I hope it. I'm always for Nintendo fucking shipting
Speaker 1: a bed. But to be fair, a lot of them.
Speaker 2: It's the only negative thing that people had to say
Speaker 2: about it, to be fair, But it's so But it's
Speaker 2: so damnit, you know what It's like, it's one of
Speaker 2: the it's one of the reasons you play Metroid is
Speaker 2: to is to presumably experience this alone. And so that
Speaker 2: would be like if they put that would be like
Speaker 2: if they made the wart Hog sprint, you know.
Speaker 1: Like there's boosters on the Warthog, would that be kind
Speaker 1: of cool?
Speaker 2: Well no, I mean, like the wheels pick up and
Speaker 2: that's not the same thing, Chris, But yeah, I give it,
Speaker 2: it's not the same thing at all, but like, uh whatever,
Speaker 2: So yeah, I don't know, it's uh, I'm curious about it.
Speaker 2: But that that man, that guy, that guy sucks. I
Speaker 2: feel bad for whoever wrote that character to like you
Speaker 2: know that they were like passionate about it. They were like, man,
Speaker 2: we're gonna introduce a whole new audience this to this game.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I'm so excited. Like, Okay, look at
Speaker 1: if you're writing.
Speaker 3: Let's say you're a writer, right, I'm guys, you're like,
Speaker 3: all right, you're tasked. You've been hired to write a
Speaker 3: character for met for the Metro universe. You do even
Speaker 3: if you're not a fan of Metro, you do your research.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't you be like, all right, this is you know,
Speaker 3: like even if they were like, hey, do this, he'd
Speaker 3: be like, ah, like, eh, can I take some liberties
Speaker 3: and make him not as fucking retarded? Or can I
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying, Like it just feels That's
Speaker 3: why I felt like when they were doing the Veil
Speaker 3: Guard or I was like, all right, guys, you guys
Speaker 3: know the fucking theme. You guys know this, and then
Speaker 3: oh they put in Blara or whatever, and she's like,
Speaker 3: whoa wait. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? This
Speaker 3: isn't what what is this? This is not the theme?
Speaker 2: But okay, whatever you got, you guys know best. It
Speaker 2: is what it is, man, it is what it is.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my question, so the question was, has
Speaker 2: it has when is a company or studio completely missed
Speaker 2: a mark for you or a piece of media that
Speaker 2: got tarnished by Uh, I guess it's the same. It's
Speaker 2: a rephrasing the same question.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: I mean we both just I both decided Dragon Age. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: have an answer really because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Bungeie is really the only studio
Speaker 2: that I would feel betrayed by in that sense, and
Speaker 2: I don't know if they've ever really disappointed me to
Speaker 2: that degree. There are definitely expansions where I was like,
Speaker 2: this is dogwater, Like I remember Lightfall was pretty bad,
Speaker 2: but you kind of knew that, like, oh, a year later,
Speaker 2: there's gonna be another one, so it did feel that bad.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I uh, I'm sure there's an example. Oh,
Speaker 2: you know what fucking Battlefield then twenty forty two when
Speaker 2: that game came out and it didn't have a fucking
Speaker 2: scoreboard and everything was I can't believe that, but that
Speaker 2: was pretty rough. That was that was sad for no reason,
Speaker 2: just for no reason anyway. I kind of just depressed
Speaker 2: myself a little bit thinking about Vailguard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get over it.
Speaker 2: It's kind of don't worry because hard brother, you've I know,
Speaker 2: just well, I forgot to.
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that, like.
Speaker 2: I entered your name in a raffle there and you've won,
Speaker 2: actually two thousand copies of dragged it into the That
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: That is crazy.
Speaker 2: They're really they're really trying to get rid of the
Speaker 2: the you know, the inventory.
Speaker 8: You know, sad because I can't even sell them, you know,
Speaker 8: I know you have to like smelt them into a
Speaker 8: sword or something, you know, something interesting.
Speaker 1: That would have me incensed, That would have me agonizing
Speaker 1: if I and you have to take on.
Speaker 2: If I Amazon, if I Amazon delivered a copy of
Speaker 2: Dragon Age The Vailguard to your door every single day
Speaker 2: for the rest of the year, would.
Speaker 1: That bother you? I'd be like, why are you wasting
Speaker 1: your money like this? Like why are you wasting your money?
Speaker 1: Like what's happening? Let me see how much that would be.
Speaker 2: Let me say a dragon Age, Dragon Age the Veil Guard.
Speaker 2: So I want to I want shopping. Okay, let's see
Speaker 2: fifty bucks. So there's about what would you say, forty
Speaker 2: one days, forty one days left. It would only cost
Speaker 2: me like two thousand and fifty dollars as a base,
Speaker 2: it only cost me two grand to send you a
Speaker 2: copy of.
Speaker 1: Just Wasting Money, Just Wasting Money, I would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's how that's how I would put it.
Speaker 2: I would I would actually go to the bank and
Speaker 2: get alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be a good idea, man. Yeah, thanks fucking hell.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, on that note, let's get the fuck
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Speaker 2: What if you open your door right now and it
Speaker 2: was there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you are waiting. I feel like this is
Speaker 1: funny once. Really, don't do it again. That's a waste
Speaker 1: of money. Noted. No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, all right,
Speaker 1: have me down three two one.
Speaker 2: There's a spoof horror about a giant sperm called Wadzilla.
Speaker 1: It's a parody of Godzilla. Not bad.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that that's real.
Speaker 1: I hate myself. I might watch it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that that one name already drained to
Speaker 2: be honestly, put the peep in my boca. I'm sure
Speaker 2: someone's done it before presidential Yeah he confirmed. Yep, that's right.
Speaker 2: President Trump famously uh sucked Bill Clintons.
Speaker 1: Oh right, that's what yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah that did that did happen? Big Chrissy A comfy
Speaker 2: night flirting with the other comfy trans night through the
Speaker 2: Patreon names. During they had that like a couple like
Speaker 2: I think, like yesterday or whatever, they had like there's
Speaker 2: this audio that they claimed was leaked, and it was
Speaker 2: like it was Trump screaming like I'm not releasing the
Speaker 2: Epstein files. If I go down, I'm taking you down
Speaker 2: with me. I'm like, this is clear. This no way
Speaker 2: he said this. Yeah, I was talking to it's too perfect.
Speaker 2: It's it's too perfect.
Speaker 3: I was just like, hey, no, yeah, I literally I said,
Speaker 3: And then those exact things always said that Jojo was
Speaker 3: like brow Now, if.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that, it's also too energetic, like he's like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't sound like it sounds like twenty sixteen, yeah
Speaker 2: right right right, So if it's not AI, it's just
Speaker 2: a good impressionist, uh mist, which there are many. Mitch
Speaker 2: t Lemone, God's favorite femboy, Malik Barry Chris Is two
Speaker 2: thousand and six, Toyota Corolla, can you please service me
Speaker 2: anal footcake kobab. But my friend Lewis d lifted one
Speaker 2: and eighty kilograms call him gay?
Speaker 1: Please, you're gay? Lewis gay boy?
Speaker 2: Farty Michael bay sneezing on young Colin and vaporizing him.
Speaker 2: Kingston is Deborah Morgan with tits, saying well, that's why
Speaker 2: I don't know who's I don't know who. So that's
Speaker 2: the sister of a of a of a of Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Dexter. Oh you hear me, asshole Dexter's lab Dexters.
Speaker 1: It's the same character. Get out the bike, murdered broom,
Speaker 1: Sergeant House, murder House.
Speaker 2: I'm suspicious. I'm suspicious.
Speaker 1: That's just laugh That is so trash. That sucks.
Speaker 2: Genie asked me if I wanted perfect memory or to
Speaker 2: turn all of Sweeney's blood into bacon grease. But I
Speaker 2: can't remember what I chose.
Speaker 1: That is so dog shit.
Speaker 2: That is dog shit, saying well, that was fun, monotonously
Speaker 2: after finishing a video, game I paid too much for.
Speaker 2: That's a bummer man. That's always sad to be just like,
Speaker 2: well after forty hours, well that was fun.
Speaker 1: Tragic. Uh, dog shit.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's gonna be my experience with Masquerade
Speaker 2: if I keep playing it the way I'm playing it,
Speaker 2: which is the wrong way. But I do want to
Speaker 2: play that Kronos game too. The dead Space kind of looking,
Speaker 2: it's all fun.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna miss like fifty games this year. Watch out, guys,
Speaker 2: Massad replaces people with pedo clones. That's the good ending too,
Speaker 2: That's what's great. That's what you don't understand is like
Speaker 2: that's like the best realities that that's what happens because
Speaker 2: the other reality is because the other reality is that
Speaker 2: they're just they're all just pedophiles. It's it's more whimsical
Speaker 2: and more like optimistic to assume that Israel just clones
Speaker 2: people and replaces them with their clones, and the clones
Speaker 2: happen to become pedophiles. Because the thing about clones, too, right,
Speaker 2: is that a clone is technically a child.
Speaker 1: M Uh, I'm not. I don't care about arguing at
Speaker 1: that point, care enough, that's all I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: if if you cloned, if you cloned yourself as you
Speaker 1: are now, yes, fifteen years ago, so that's not how
Speaker 1: I am now.
Speaker 2: No, listen as you are like your current version. Let's
Speaker 2: say you exist as you were now but fifteen years ago,
Speaker 2: and you clone that because those no, no, no, listen to me.
Speaker 2: You clone yourself fifteen years ago. Now that clone could
Speaker 2: date a fifteen year old legally.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like you can get to live out
Speaker 1: you so you can. I don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about this with you. I
Speaker 1: don't want this conversation. I just I don't want to
Speaker 1: I don't want this.
Speaker 9: Charlico, we carry the flame, prey to the gospel.
Speaker 1: Oh carrious name.
Speaker 2: I love that song, say my favorite song this year.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of not even fucking close.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of like I was like, dude, I
Speaker 3: legitimately should cover this.
Speaker 2: Cover I would fucking it would kill me.
Speaker 1: I'll look into it. I'll see if what I could
Speaker 1: do is we are dude.
Speaker 2: I I first started to hear you that like a
Speaker 2: day or two ago, and it's been like beginning of
Speaker 2: the week for I am such a I'm such a
Speaker 2: I totally missed it, so I'm a huge fan every time.
Speaker 2: Actually I saw this. I saw this list of like
Speaker 2: the best songs of the year, and number five was
Speaker 2: we Are Charlie Kirk and number four was we Are
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk Nightcore and then like the other way, and
Speaker 2: it was just it was all the same song, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't argue. I don't know if
Speaker 2: there's a song I've heard this year that I like
Speaker 2: more than that song.
Speaker 3: True, it's been it's it's I thought that was that
Speaker 3: song was a joke at first, like I thought someone I,
Speaker 3: you know, to just make fun. But I went to
Speaker 3: the I went to the Spotify and it's just, oh,
Speaker 3: it's a legitimate like a I slapped.
Speaker 2: Christian be the same at the truth at the same time.
Speaker 3: I guess it's unless somebody was like somebody went to
Speaker 3: the you know, the app and made a bunch of
Speaker 3: AI slop songs knowing that it would do that. It
Speaker 3: just seems like some asshole is like profiting, like and
Speaker 3: you know, it's not like a serious song in the
Speaker 3: way that like they're passionate about it, but they're clearly
Speaker 3: someone's like, oh, let me honor Charlie Kirk and put
Speaker 3: this up.
Speaker 1: And I know it should be a banger.
Speaker 3: And I thought it was somebody like Chris at first,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like making like, oh, this
Speaker 3: is gonna be hilarious. I don't think so, because they
Speaker 3: have just a bunch of I can't be wrong. There's
Speaker 3: a that there's a full song. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it's.
Speaker 2: I was gonna it's got.
Speaker 1: Like a beat for the gospel. This is the legacy,
Speaker 1: so dramatic.
Speaker 2: It it's so crazy that the legacy, it really is
Speaker 2: just it's such a joke, dude.
Speaker 1: The circification makes it so bad. The cifications so disrespectful.
Speaker 1: They're so disrespectful, dude. Even you see the.
Speaker 2: Guy getting the g t a lady, Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: Oh God, God bless Wold, God bless America.
Speaker 1: This is what it's all about. I mean, that's what
Speaker 1: happens to life.
Speaker 2: You live, man, No, this is what happens regard That's
Speaker 2: what That's what I'm saying. It's like this will happen
Speaker 2: with everybody. Like it's like the days of like respect
Speaker 2: the dead or over and they've been done. They've been
Speaker 2: done gone for a while, sure, but nothing like Dick Cheney. Dude,
Speaker 2: nobody gave a fright.
Speaker 1: Well no. The thing is this, right, the difference between
Speaker 1: not when people not caring and people making a legit
Speaker 1: fucking joke of it, that those are different, That is true.
Speaker 2: Fewer people made a joke out of change, ye don't.
Speaker 1: People don't respect him being dead, not even a little.
Speaker 1: That's the biggest problem. No one cares. I don't care,
Speaker 1: like I don't and I don't care. And it's the people.
Speaker 2: And I hope the people that are upset about it
Speaker 2: they at least find the common denominator. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: why all the other people that have died recently, even
Speaker 2: that are public figures and whatnot, why have they not
Speaker 2: been mean to death like this? I want you to
Speaker 2: think about this. I want you to truly understand why
Speaker 2: they're going hard on the paint on this one guy.
Speaker 2: The only meme that I remember being like persistent was
Speaker 2: like the the them in daring with the other people
Speaker 2: who died. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Like that was
Speaker 2: always something that would happen. But and I love the
Speaker 2: idea of this, Like the FBI agent chasing mill House
Speaker 2: into the into the into the fucking pipe and mill
Speaker 2: house turuns around and he goes, Charlie Kirk is dead.
Speaker 1: I don't care, so would make that?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Like? Damn?
Speaker 2: No? I just I just I just advented if I
Speaker 2: would have been a fresh one something. Look when I
Speaker 2: just posted, guys, where'd you posted?
Speaker 1: The chat?
Speaker 2: And uh Instagram or the oh no and the yeah
Speaker 2: zen cass? What is this?
Speaker 1: Boy?
Speaker 2: Fifteen dies after coworkers in certain high pressure hose up
Speaker 2: erected another one, another one, no way, another one, dude,
Speaker 2: this this is I can't believe this happens is regularly.
Speaker 1: Fifteen. Oh my goodness, man, he's a kid. He's a
Speaker 1: little kid. That's so unfortunate. I'm laughing because I'm fucked
Speaker 1: up inside. But that's really unfortunate. It's just that, really
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: Why do people think I've never thought to put that
Speaker 3: up someone's I've worked with that ship before.
Speaker 1: I've never put on someone's ass, Dude, high pressurized hoses
Speaker 1: will whip the ship out of you when they filled
Speaker 1: with water. It's really bad. It's crazy. Where'd they work? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was like a burger king. I'm thinking
Speaker 2: of what I'm thinking of a fire hose. This is insane.
Speaker 2: What high pressure ized told you.
Speaker 1: Haven't been like sorry, Starbucks and stuff, I've definitely used
Speaker 1: them before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, watch out, guys, Massad, I read that already,
Speaker 2: get you. I have twenty five dollars by two big black,
Speaker 2: sexy Israelites and a light skin twink Delta. Gamma literally
Speaker 2: fed this toddler last week. And why is it still crying?
Speaker 2: Clamu les Squire the third making that pussy so wet
Speaker 2: like a like a what whoa?
Speaker 1: Making that that.
Speaker 2: Pussy so wet like a retarded kid eating playto no attack,
Speaker 2: no against the idea of comfy trans night Eerie, what
Speaker 2: do you mean not against her?
Speaker 1: After no screen?
Speaker 2: You do look you look like vanta black with lips.
Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy. Like the camera specifically on my screen,
Speaker 2: there's no texture in your beard. It looks like just
Speaker 2: it looks like my monitor is off for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like that's just just darkness on my face.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to shave it when you get to James
Speaker 2: Harden level.
Speaker 1: Okay, you get when you.
Speaker 2: Get to like case you ever done the you ever
Speaker 2: done the short hair beard thing you ever.
Speaker 3: Do that, you should buzz it off completely and then
Speaker 3: have James hard.
Speaker 1: I'm shaving off the sides of my hair entirely. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be I'm getting a bald fade, and then I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna get my facial hair.
Speaker 3: How about top of the head and then a cold
Speaker 3: sack in your beard?
Speaker 1: How does that work? Is this only beard here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: The other way around? So's no.
Speaker 3: Beard in a circle on your chin, and then you
Speaker 3: have a colder sack like just basically match the top
Speaker 3: you want to you want to both the match if
Speaker 3: you have no facial hair to do that. If you
Speaker 3: looked up, you look like headphones.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Like, uh, I'm probably about to buzz
Speaker 2: my like I'm so sick of I'm so sick of man. No,
Speaker 2: you gotta have a do ponytails from now on.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get present with a mortar. What a retort? Now?
Speaker 1: I actually I'm gonna buzz it. I think I'm just
Speaker 1: so tired.
Speaker 2: You should be like that guy from the Sopranos. What's
Speaker 2: his name, like Furio or or whatever?
Speaker 1: Figure out Furio. I think his name is what I remember.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a fake Furios for Furio.
Speaker 1: Is it Furio?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, check him out? Oh the slicks? Yeah, do that?
Speaker 1: That's you.
Speaker 2: This guy looks like I want to kill him. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: He looks like I want to kill him. Insane. That
Speaker 1: is the most insane I ever heard.
Speaker 2: You say, Actually, did did you bang blonde Blazer or invisibit?
Speaker 1: I went with a visit. I went blonde Blazer.
Speaker 2: The game kind of wants you to not do blonde Blazing.
Speaker 1: I know it's no I think it does actually.
Speaker 2: Now not if you played the end, you just kind
Speaker 2: of like that's clearly in VisiC ail.
Speaker 1: It's like I guess.
Speaker 2: There's like a cannon, you know, yeah, like Lea.
Speaker 1: Yeah hot, but Vanilla bro, I don't want that ship.
Speaker 1: I wish you could bang her mom. That's the like
Speaker 1: that'd be. That's the only problem.
Speaker 3: You should have been able to stop her problem, like,
Speaker 3: you know, like all right, the only way.
Speaker 1: A lot of people ask me, you should have met
Speaker 1: her earlier than that point of the game through some
Speaker 1: random what is this? What is this?
Speaker 2: Wait? What is this a reference to get in those
Speaker 2: blue guts? What is this a reference to this name?
Speaker 2: A lot of people as ask me, Tokyo sexually. Where
Speaker 2: do you get your name? I know exactly what this is,
Speaker 2: brob what oh is this.
Speaker 1: The fucking uh? The come down?
Speaker 2: I just want to say sexa the Cometown?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Good lie luck good luck? Yeah, Tokyo.
Speaker 1: It's been a while.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard a reference from Cometown for a while.
Speaker 3: One of the names is it?
Speaker 1: Is it a reference to Wale like the rapper?
Speaker 2: No, Tokyo sex Wally? No, no, no, that's just a
Speaker 2: real person.
Speaker 1: Does a guy named you gotta get a bunch of fresna?
Speaker 1: Not even from just from so sex w a l
Speaker 1: e okay, sorry to Tokyo sex. Yeah, he's the real person.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: He just looks like Eric Adams, I mean from the
Speaker 1: side a little bit, I guess from the yo. What
Speaker 1: happened to Eric Adams? Wish wishes? What happened to his eye? Oh?
Speaker 1: He got fun to death. Yo.
Speaker 2: He's got like he's got like a different He's got
Speaker 2: like a he's like different seal. He's got like a
Speaker 2: different eye thing.
Speaker 1: I'm different different seal. Chris, Chris, for real, that is
Speaker 1: the stupidest thing said. Actually, what are you saying? Shut up?
Speaker 1: That really upset. You don't like different seal is so stupid,
Speaker 1: the dumbest I ever heard. Why are you.
Speaker 2: Giving different seals such a hard time.
Speaker 1: He's got the thing going on. You know that he's
Speaker 1: got one heavy eyes. That's what he should be called
Speaker 1: his eyes. One of his eyes wiges witch. It's that.
Speaker 2: We'll have a we have a guessing contest with that
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Speaker 2: weighs the most? Guess Wittaker weighs more so stupid anyway,
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Speaker 2: Calling Tim pull the N word.
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Speaker 2: That was your impression of her where he was like
Speaker 2: and it's me, oh my god, uh.
Speaker 1: The it's good stuff.
Speaker 2: The r beater, young colin throwing us, throwing saw blades
Speaker 2: at other children. He's literally mega man.
Speaker 1: What I think we talked about he does the polls
Speaker 1: like we.
Speaker 2: Talked about where what was that thing we talked about
Speaker 2: where he like he would skin himself into a meat,
Speaker 2: Mega man. Oh yeah, yeah, he had said and ass
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Speaker 2: stroking my ship to Rick Blackman's videos, Berserker Bro's bang
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Speaker 2: my sleeper house is demon is norm McDonald?
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You can't move.
Speaker 2: Bayonetting a French soldier with a bad dragon.
Speaker 1: Doy Uh alright, wild.
Speaker 2: Old man spaghetti nuts. I pay hookers to wear a
Speaker 2: mask of Donald Trump with a hole cut out the
Speaker 2: Mouets' highly recommend that's okay, Domo Nation. If I build
Speaker 2: a flamethrower that shoots, come, can king some be the
Speaker 2: first target since he's so black and gay. Derek Notchov
Speaker 2: and his innocent hashtag free am round ied Asian on
Speaker 2: the run from the FDA for domestic assault.
Speaker 1: What the FDA Drug Administration is? That's is he?
Speaker 2: You you know how abusive you have to be for
Speaker 2: them administration to get involved.
Speaker 1: That's outrageous they've gotten involved. Uh.
Speaker 2: Guy that can't tell the difference between beef jerky and
Speaker 2: dried up scabs, and he really likes beef jerky Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no no no no no no.
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Speaker 2: I support ethnicity affirming care for Jews who think they're
Speaker 2: from the Middle East.
Speaker 1: Nice. I didn't say it. I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Ship you agree with it, though, I don't even know
Speaker 2: if I agree. I don't even know necessarily what it's saying,
Speaker 2: because I'm really all my brain powers going through getting
Speaker 2: through this. Avoid Yeah, you get you're avoiding it so hard, Teleport.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I'm so hungry, Like I like, I
Speaker 2: had a little bit of food before I did this,
Speaker 2: but like I'm coming off right off a sacred so
Speaker 2: like I'm just like I need I need a real meal.
Speaker 2: What I've been recording since fucking six six am, which
Speaker 2: is still long, but like six ams would be fucking it,
Speaker 2: I'd be dead right now. Young Colin meets Art the clown.
Speaker 2: Hilarity ensues Queen of fab Hazard. Yes it's true. I
Speaker 2: gave Bubba a great blow job. Some say it's the greatest,
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Speaker 2: Frankenstein's won't womb sickness. I want to be the spirit
Speaker 2: of vengeance and swedens balls. Thug Zilla versus Mecha Mecha
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Speaker 2: Colin Moriarty. That's my alter ego. Though I'm really Mecha
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Speaker 1: That is trash.
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Speaker 2: finishing this dude. Why does pissing sound like frying chicken?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: I think it's because we made friars to sound like that.
Speaker 1: Facts dull Uh.
Speaker 2: It's to make you think about relief, because you're thinking about, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so relieved that the chicken is on its way.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Froze Ogan says, honey, where is my alpha brain?
Speaker 1: Where is my alpha brain?
Speaker 2: So stupid, Frozgan is so goddamn stupid. This is the
Speaker 2: dumbest right, this is the dumbest name I've seen a while.
Speaker 1: You're a negro, mister, grinch. I don't like you.
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Speaker 1: That's the joke. That's the joke.
Speaker 2: Pray praying to the steam machine like like the Caaba
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Speaker 1: Them so what are their names again?
Speaker 3: Okay, that works, uh icp water and dirt, the Miracle
Speaker 3: song about the Magnets.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. Oh.
Speaker 2: Somebody was describing bitcoin in the context of juggalos and
Speaker 2: it cracked me the where like I can't remember, I
Speaker 2: can't remember what they were saying. It was like, uh,
Speaker 2: I like, you wouldn't bet like of the cryptocurrencies it's
Speaker 2: all it's mostly bullshit, but bitcoin is legitimate in the
Speaker 2: same way that like the Insane clown Posse is like
Speaker 2: it's it's not good music, but you you it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be wise to bet against juggalos, you know, like they're
Speaker 2: gonna be They're always gonna be and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he was support for both of them, like it would
Speaker 2: be like there's always way to be support for Juggles,
Speaker 2: just like they're always be support for bitcoin, but like not
Speaker 2: every band.
Speaker 1: If you like A you could, you're not gonna want to.
Speaker 2: Jump You're not gonna want to jump on board with
Speaker 2: every crypto. I guess, but that actually makes sense. That
Speaker 2: was such a good it was he worded it so
Speaker 2: much better than that. But uh, Heath reminded of a
Speaker 2: Yu gi O card gets the real Kings and Jamison
Speaker 2: who went missing in two thousand and five. Derek is
Speaker 2: a powerful N word.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, when I say that, it's almost never
Speaker 2: written out, it's always written as Edward Really is there
Speaker 2: a yeah? Yeah, I can't remember the last time it's
Speaker 2: actually been written Is.
Speaker 1: There a Ball's cheney? God? Damn?
Speaker 2: I love titties? Uh? Sweeney gargles Spaniard diarrhea. That's crazy,
Speaker 2: gay Ny the butt sex guy e a sports It's
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Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was also shocked to find out Chumbawamba are an
Speaker 2: extremely political left wing band Elf, what is this elf?
Speaker 2: Fusila though and Waiting for the Bus are great?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't I really, I must say I have not
Speaker 2: delved deep into the discography of Chumble Woman.
Speaker 1: I never even thought about it. Maybe there's some gold
Speaker 1: Who knows how many monthly listeners do you think they
Speaker 1: have on Spotify? Who? Five billion? Five billion?
Speaker 2: Five billion? Okay, I'm locking it in. It's no, here's
Speaker 2: what I could go.
Speaker 1: I'm right, I'm not right.
Speaker 2: It's in between those two for sure. I would guess maybe, like, uh,
Speaker 2: maybe nine.
Speaker 1: Million, five billion, So nine million, I feel like it
Speaker 1: is way too high.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I would say probably.
Speaker 1: Let's check it out.
Speaker 2: Seven hundred k monthly listeners.
Speaker 1: I'm going eight hundred thou Oh uh, it's it, I
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: What is he a million?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I did. I was it was millions, which
Speaker 1: is tub thumping. Yeah.
Speaker 2: That doesn't surprise me because those big those big songs
Speaker 2: are carrying a lot of that. Okay, they got They
Speaker 2: have a song called Nazi and it's played live, so
Speaker 2: that that's one of their biggest hits.
Speaker 1: It's it's a live version of their song Nazi. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, tub thumping. There you go.
Speaker 2: Bella Chow Jesus Christ, Oh, bella Chow. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 2: that's like, that's that song that everybody was surprised was by. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because it sounds like a real fascist anyway, Chris, start
Speaker 2: eating before the pod or I'll give you more backshots
Speaker 2: than Angel does. Platonic cousin. Platonic cousin is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's that is. I almost didn't catch it. I was
Speaker 1: actually talking to someone recently about that, Like people are like,
Speaker 1: oh the fact some people were like, is it weird
Speaker 1: to like call that. I don't call my half siblings siblings,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I think that's kind of strange, but
Speaker 1: also depends if you're raised with them. Because my sister
Speaker 1: is my sister, She's not mine, She's like, my sister
Speaker 1: is my half sister. Technically I've never called says that,
Speaker 1: but I've never called them my half No one says that.
Speaker 2: That's like a freak thing to do. Hello, half sister,
Speaker 2: what are.
Speaker 1: You talking about.
Speaker 2: Sister in the in the context if you're describing them,
Speaker 2: But that is that is like even a vagina, right
Speaker 2: you fucking because you're it's it and actually scientifically called
Speaker 2: a vagina, But.
Speaker 1: I don't even refer to her as as my sister.
Speaker 1: But granted I grew up with her being my sister.
Speaker 1: I think that's where the correlation happens, if you grew
Speaker 1: up with them being I think.
Speaker 3: It's literally only in the context of like when you're
Speaker 3: introducing this is my half sister versus it just in
Speaker 3: any regular context you say sister, because who just differentiates
Speaker 3: like that all the time.
Speaker 2: It's weird. Yeah, I have a different context, the department
Speaker 2: of Department of horror, Young Colin getting Young Colin getting
Speaker 2: a lured into a van with mega man merch.
Speaker 1: Holding it up like a bull holds up on the
Speaker 1: red flag of the bull, and he's like and he's humming.
Speaker 2: When you do the toil, you fucking And then there's
Speaker 2: just a naked guy right there, right, and then Sol
Speaker 2: throws a size space. He's walking home with he's walking
Speaker 2: he's walking home with his brother Dagan, and Dagan doesn't
Speaker 2: give a fuck. He's just like, well, I guess I'm
Speaker 2: I guess I'm getting hell of gifts this Christmas.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, oh hell yeah. Your brother gets kidnapped. And
Speaker 1: that's what you say is crazy.
Speaker 2: The idea that you would think immediately, like we're more
Speaker 2: financially stable. Had I had Squeezy Jibs signed my scumbag hoodie,
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is. I've been through the
Speaker 2: desert on a horse. I've been through the desert waits
Speaker 2: is I've been through the desert on a horse, and
Speaker 2: I'm gay. So instead of with no name, Oh that's
Speaker 2: pretty good. It felt good to be out. It felt
Speaker 2: good to be out. Also, I'm gay, nice, young, you know,
Speaker 2: and we're getting a lot of young college I forgot that.
Speaker 2: I asked for it and then we've it's been an
Speaker 2: awkward amount of time since we've recorded, so like they're
Speaker 2: all coming in now with the young Colin names Young
Speaker 2: Colin choking helplessly on his own penis because his spine
Speaker 2: snapped like a twig when trying to self suck crubs
Speaker 2: helplessly quick Someone someone touched Sweeney. If you don't eat
Speaker 2: pussy from the background, hungry enough, goon, devil, the man
Speaker 2: without come. Sween has true sight and that's why he
Speaker 2: can see his dad. The ditty of nair Uh.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I don't even know what that means. Really,
Speaker 1: that means, it's not bab he has mayor he's crazy.
Speaker 1: Everybody leaves ball.
Speaker 2: I got a four forty seventy t I rig for
Speaker 2: Sweeney for oh for twelve hundred bucks, Sweeny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're talking about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, night owl, Young Colin who was just following orders.
Speaker 2: Smitchy the kid, Smitchy the gay snark Tank. The star
Speaker 2: Tank is powerfully racist. Uh alright, last page because it's true.
Speaker 2: That's what I like. That's what I like about Jews. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's what I like about you.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that song.
Speaker 2: Hey, come and in my ear tell me all the
Speaker 2: money that I would like to save because I'm too
Speaker 2: cass Is the goat hands a fantastic.
Speaker 1: Doesn't belong to you. It doesn't belong to you.
Speaker 2: It really gets me gay. Fill my Yama cup and
Speaker 2: let's get this party. Young Colins skinning himself to be
Speaker 2: the red Mega Man.
Speaker 1: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: The Hamster has left me, Pin my ride the next
Speaker 2: generation The Duck Dodgers theme song you an ape escape
Speaker 2: mod where Spike is replaced with Trump and the apes
Speaker 2: with Epstein. Victims called it rapist gape, uh, pound control
Speaker 2: to gagor com your your cocks gone soft? Is there
Speaker 2: something wrong? Can you queer me Gajor Coum? Can you
Speaker 2: queer b gagor com nice?
Speaker 1: Can you queer me Craignad Craig the Canadian?
Speaker 2: And this is just a bunch of face. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what to make it. This is just like
Speaker 2: a happy face with a bunch of bullshit next to it.
Speaker 2: I can't read this. Uh it's your boy, Shawne d
Speaker 2: Dick suckerstan at Grock Is this true?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: Swing Stark Killer does not pull a fling star story
Speaker 2: who just redirects it a falling one onto the ground.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: You think nerds are just oom balloop, but kidney stones
Speaker 2: look at my profile pick.
Speaker 1: Would you fucking female nerd? I mean a female nerd? Female?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 2: It's fucking h Is that what that is? Is that
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk as a train.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I can. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can tell. It was a little bit washed out
Speaker 1: for me, but it's too.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, this is no. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Brother went to the stupid, dumb gayety convention and then
Speaker 2: everyone there knew you Drip m h Lord of all Drip,
Speaker 2: Young Colin dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, jumping out of
Speaker 2: the plane, hitting the ground first and waiting excitedly. First
Speaker 2: of all, jumping out of the plane and landing first
Speaker 2: is fucking outrageous.
Speaker 1: Hard and then you just take it. You can see
Speaker 1: his knees are screaming, like there's red lines coming off
Speaker 1: his knees.
Speaker 2: All Ice agents fumble the Latina in their past Obi
Speaker 2: want you blow me? Kremlin to Gremlin Sweeney, would you
Speaker 2: still love Lily as a fox girl? Chris is in
Speaker 2: the top five wiggers of all time cock Shake Box
Speaker 2: by Kurt.
Speaker 1: Hole Pain No so stupid.
Speaker 2: More morally good Sweeny be like, sure, I got molested
Speaker 2: by a Kuma and five and five Falmer, but it
Speaker 2: was worth it for my friends to get pussy Wedge
Speaker 2: Slave five eighty three six Gay Rats in a trench
Speaker 2: Coat Running for President. Peppini Brothers Presents Publishing Presents Frank
Speaker 2: Renold's Nutrilgery's Book, The horr Ax, Don Donkerson, Homeless Chris
Speaker 2: Christopher ra Potzer, carn the Betrayer, Ravaging that Air a bussy.
Speaker 2: I don't know what any of that means pp I
Speaker 2: jam Q tapes in my ear like a muzzle loader
Speaker 2: and brother, it's the Battle of New Orleans. Uh, I
Speaker 2: don't even know what I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to peg Jason todd erm Are you
Speaker 2: still hanging out with Kingson?
Speaker 1: Isn't he pretty? Pretty? Cringe?
Speaker 2: John Strickland, I hate how tame the song more Bounced
Speaker 2: to the Ounce ends up being uh the first Church
Speaker 2: of Keith David. This podcast contains zeros, unseasoned crackers, the
Speaker 2: disgusted look on my face when my daughter brings home
Speaker 2: a dirty tin skinned oil drinking wireback clanker.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's gonna be me one day? That's you.
Speaker 2: That's you right now. That's me at the moment. I
Speaker 2: do not even have a daughter to be disappointed.
Speaker 1: That's me yesterday.
Speaker 2: The Charlie Kirk's song is so that it's kind of
Speaker 2: growing on me. Yeah, dude, it's good. Charlie Kirk's song
Speaker 2: Supremacy Blake eight nine six. I got Lockjawn doing gravebout
Speaker 2: chicks at the tick sucking backtory. All I got was
Speaker 2: lockdot previous he mentioned officer. I'm not some kind of pervert.
Speaker 2: I pissed on those kids because I don't respect them. Also,
Speaker 2: I also got fooled as a kid thinking kangaroo Jack
Speaker 2: was a children's movie. Dass goofy Dave Ruben being infected
Speaker 2: by the flood and becoming the Dave mind. Young Colin
Speaker 2: going forward in time to remove the sponge in like
Speaker 2: in the Green Mile.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: What that's fucking crazy? Young Colin throwing himself as hard
Speaker 2: as he can into a brick wall Nightmare on Wall Street,
Speaker 2: Freddy with all his might.
Speaker 1: With every ounce of power he has.
Speaker 2: Nightmare on Wall Street starring Freddy Jugern h r f
Speaker 2: K jr incubating. I know it's but that's what it says.
Speaker 2: Uh r f K Junior incubating the most mentally unwell
Speaker 2: grave mind in existence, cutting swim. I need some more
Speaker 2: calm beef, Cavid uh look out, Heather Harmon. Donnie t
Speaker 2: is coming from your crown. Rosa Parks at the back
Speaker 2: of the names list, call me Donica Lewinsky the way
Speaker 2: I slob Big Bill b What is that is that?
Speaker 1: Fucking Tyler creator? What do you say? That's Charles the Child?
Speaker 2: His name, his name is Chyler the Creakirk. I'm a
Speaker 2: fucking not walking paradox.
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking walking dead person. I got shot in
Speaker 1: the fucking.
Speaker 2: Relax Jesus Christ, Sorry, missus Jackson. Listen to Randy marsh
Speaker 2: by dig barr I bet I beg you New York
Speaker 2: nick a theory and he's help blowing his webon halo
Speaker 2: three Perjurian Hunter is having a child. Congratulations if that's true.
Speaker 2: Uh and Nate from and rounding out our list, as always,
Speaker 2: our steadfast loyalist, the King of Haphazard.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking dead. I got all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: Bye bye guys, Bye bye