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Speaker 1: Cool Roth and Simulation, Growth and Simulation.

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Speaker 2: Sound trickily.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys, just real quick.

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Speaker 4: We wanted to tell you guys that this episode of

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Broken sim was recorded before the Charlie Kirk instant. We

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wanted to send prayers to Charlie Kirk and his family.

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At this moment, we don't know what the situation, what's

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the actually the results of the event. Uh So our

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thoughts and prayers go out to him. And that's why

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you won't hear us talking about it. So again, sending

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hearts and sending love and prayers to Charlie Kirk and

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his family.

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Speaker 3: And here's the episode.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to Johnny Wodard presents Broken Simulations. Sorry, Johnny Woodard,

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We're in it. We're in it, dude. Back in the studio, proper, proper.

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Speaker 3: I missed the studio.

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Speaker 4: I missed the studio. We live in the valley now

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because we're valley people.

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Speaker 3: We're valley people now.

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Speaker 4: We valley people, dude, and it's good to get back

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in the Hollywood. Gonna be honest with you, Johnny Well,

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I would appreciate some honesty always. I keep it wa hun, okay,

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I keep it wal hun. No no cap dog no

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cap all, Well, I stand on business.

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Speaker 5: You stand on business. What does that mean?

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Speaker 4: That's that's the saying going around. I stand on business

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like old people. That means you keep it honest, You

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keep it honest.

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Speaker 6: Did you see that video of that guy who speaks

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all the languages he did, like a gen Z graduation

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speaking all their gen.

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Speaker 3: Z like slang.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's unintelligible.

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Speaker 6: I like maybe got like I don't know twenty percent

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of what they're talking. All these words just phrases. I

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can't even And I think it comes from like live

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streaming a lot of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, uh yeah, I mean it's it's like that's the

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language though, dude, it always keeps changing.

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Speaker 3: But was it?

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Speaker 5: I mean did I do we?

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Speaker 6: Because I feel like gen X to millennial we could

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understand each other really well.

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Speaker 4: So, So john Johnny, here's what's happening right? And I

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tweeted this and you know, people are like, oh, dude,

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you're not that tough.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, where did you get that tough? What

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is so? I was talking about? Johnny?

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Speaker 4: How if you want to if you go to Twitter,

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you might be able to find no.

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Speaker 3: No, go to my Instagram.

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Speaker 5: Hold on watch this guy real quick.

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Speaker 7: If a dialect of English, I'm going to deliver the

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rest of this speech in your very own native tongue.

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It's low key a huge w to be vibing here

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at Westbound High School for Languages Week.

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Speaker 8: But chat, let's talk in.

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Speaker 3: I okay prepared now. I know it's getting to lulu

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for this.

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Speaker 7: Is it shoogy to work to speak in such skibbity

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brainwat But if feel better with me, I'll put the

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fries in the bag in Jeff.

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Speaker 3: The seven, I do actually have a bagage year type

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of shield? I did? I got skibbitty Like that's just stupid?

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What is that? But the fries in the bag is like,

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I'll get on it. What is de lulu? De Lulu?

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I don't know. They don't even fucking know.

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Speaker 5: They're laughing like you afked me already two minutes.

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Speaker 3: Come on, Johnny, we're keeping it real here.

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Speaker 4: I stand up business, Johnny, I stand up business.

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Speaker 6: I like that one. Wait, this is such a weird headline.

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Breaking BackStar Raymond Cruz has been arrested for spraying a

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child with a hose.

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Speaker 4: Like, how much of that do you think has to

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do with the character he played and the face he

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makes undred percent crazy showed up. He's like, yeah, I'm

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just I'm just watering my lawn. And they're like, felony,

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look at this.

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Speaker 6: Chris was washing his car and asked the girl to

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move out of the way when she did not, allegedly

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sprayed her and believe and they believe he did it

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on purpose, Like well.

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Speaker 3: Oh he probably did, yeh. Spraying somebody the hoses because

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they won't move is a crime. Now yeah, I mean, like, dude,

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that's where we're getting right now.

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Speaker 4: Like the real person who's in a hole, okay, is

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the girl in the story.

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Speaker 5: Of course, she's standing in the way.

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Speaker 3: Move man, trying to standing Matt's trying to stand up business, dude,

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stand up business.

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Speaker 5: What am I looking for?

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Speaker 3: Sam?

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Speaker 5: Instagram?

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, it's it's something that I I tweeted yesterday

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and it's what I tweeted or instagram O I tweeted it,

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screenshot I put it on Instagram?

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Speaker 3: Is that what you do? Is right? Yeah? Oh come on, man,

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come on man. Instagram wants me the login, but they

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really get you on it. They just want your data. Dog,

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let me have that data. We're standing on business at Instagram.

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We're staying on business here, all right. Let me see

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if I'm locked in? Oh you son of it's got

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my pastor. I don't know. I stand up business though.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what my pastor.

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Speaker 3: How about this is that log again, Johnny?

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Speaker 4: I also sent you something, A new peach on a pavement.

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Speaker 6: I got that too, I got it in the list.

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But we got a we got a big like a

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hot topic too first. But look at this, this is

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what you said.

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Speaker 4: So you want a proper society. Kill political correctness. Allowing

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people to got to act out of pocket. They're not

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being called out, not being able to call them out

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on their ship has caused the deterioration of our culture.

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I don't care what happened to you in the past.

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If you act like a fool, then you're gonna get

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You should be called out on it. There should be

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no protected classes. No one is above criticism and jokes.

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Light everybody up.

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Speaker 6: AI has really learned to write your voice beautifully, Sam,

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that's well.

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Speaker 4: I told you to take out the dashes. I don't even

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know if I use a on that one.

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Speaker 3: But but the true courieration.

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Speaker 5: You know how to spell that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: I just I went to Google learn how to how

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to spell it, Johnny. Well, Johnny, why can't I just

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try to do my best?

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Speaker 6: And no, I love it. I think it's great. I

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will say that's one that used to really bug me.

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Out of pocket when we were growing up. Used to

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mean you were spent, you were paying for something like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it kind of got into that you were

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acting a fool. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Like yeah, Johnny, it's constantly changing.

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Speaker 5: I know, I know, just bug me.

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Speaker 3: Just grow up with the time.

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Speaker 4: Stop being Brian Callen and kel's fighting your views in

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the world. I want to get into it. It's just

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so annoying. But anyway, what is it?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Do you see him on I love

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Brian Callen so much.

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Speaker 5: I know you do.

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Speaker 3: I love him with all my heart.

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Speaker 4: He goes on Joe Rogan and gets him a fight

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with Rogan on Rogan's podcast about you know, and it's

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just like he The problem with Brian Callen is that

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Brian Callen thinks there are sacred texts at colleges that only,

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as Marca Press, call said, the high priests of the

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microscopes are allowed to see.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good that's such a good phrase.

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Speaker 4: Right, And it's like this is Brian will carry two

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different thoughts simultaneously. College kids are woke idiots and people

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go to college are the other ones who know anything?

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Can't we both You can't. You can't have both if

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you are If you're saying doctors are the only smart people,

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you're also saying that blue and green eared nosering idiots

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are also very intelligent at the same time, and we

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both know it's.

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Speaker 3: Not this is there's a little clip from this.

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Speaker 9: Let's get to the bum. What's causing all that? How

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come one in every twelve kids who's a boy in

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California has autism? Now, because that's what's going on. That's

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what's going on in California, which has one of the

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strictest fucking vaccine policies.

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Speaker 3: One in twelve.

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Speaker 9: Did I say vaccines cause autism?

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Speaker 3: Maybe to that? Yeah? Yeah, Now Florida doesn't demand shopping,

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of course is dangerous. Brian, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 9: No, No, just the road where you need to bail

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on the tennis thing because Suzanne Humphrey. Susanne Humphreys explained, Maac,

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just I know that you're saying.

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Speaker 3: Tennis. She said, tetanus.

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Speaker 9: All you have to do is keep the wound open

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and clean it. You don't EXAMPLESH EXAMPLESH. General people dive

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of tennis every year, very ship.

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Speaker 10: So let me ask you a question, mister Joe Rogan,

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Mister scientists, are you saying.

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Speaker 3: Don't we should? Don't do that? Don't call me mister scientist.

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I'll start mocking you in it's so much easier.

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Speaker 2: Not so.

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Speaker 3: You don't believe in vaccines. You don't think we should vaccines.

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It's not that I don't believe it.

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Speaker 4: If I was there, I would have been like, yes,

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I may an type that I would totally own it.

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Speaker 5: Right, Ye, Rogan is in that.

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Speaker 3: Political kee b vaccine when they're a bay different subjects.

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You have to m m.

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Speaker 9: A vaccine is absolutely connected to a host of militating,

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fucking problems that kids have gotten from them. There's a

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lot of problems because they don't test vaccines and a

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double blind placebo control setting, they test them against other vaccines.

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Speaker 8: You know that, right?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do. Excuse me, let me just say something. Yes,

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Speaker 10: You can make the argument for here's why, because the

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chances of a child coming in contact with the kind

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of activity that causes B is different. So now you

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say this, you say this, that chance is zero. The

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chance for vaccine injury with the hev B is not zero,

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is non zero? Okay, So I understand that math.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 10: What I'm trying to say to you is that there

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are certain diseases. Pick up a history book. Small pox, diphtheria, months,

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paralytic disease.

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Speaker 3: It's it's so ridiculous, dude.

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Speaker 4: So then this guy who I love with all my

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heart posts the part of this and his response to

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it on his Instagram. He's posting his own snuff film.

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He's getting wrecked in the comments.

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Speaker 3: What I mean?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And the only people are a couple of comics

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and I love them too, with hearts and all that stuff.

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Speaker 3: Who buy into the stupidity?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 4: The number three killer in America is medical malpractice. The

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High Priest of the Microscope tell Maple it happens.

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Speaker 3: That number is probably higher too, because that's the ones

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that they can they can go down. They get right there.

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It is up there, right there. Now, let's listen to

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Brian looked paralytic disease. You please stop, no, I won't.

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Speaker 9: I know, this is a long conversation that we're not

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going to have on this podcast because I'm gonna get

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angry because I've I've researched this for years.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, let's just but you're not a scientist. I don't

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have to be a science A couple of things about this.

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First of all, Joe Rogan and I are still very

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good friends. We've been doing that for thirty years, from

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my right back to being buddy wrecked.

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Speaker 3: Of course, no family's wrecking anymore. You know why?

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Speaker 10: Because I think if you want to be really informed

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on the efficacy or dangers of vaccines, you probably should

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have a degree in immunology and virology.

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Speaker 5: Ow look at he's got his understand the reacher.

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Speaker 10: I don't think even really read the papers effectively if

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you don't have a degree in immunology or virology, which

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take forever to study.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And that's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 10: I just worry that we're getting our information from health influencers,

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from politicians, from lawyers and people who have something to sell.

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Speaker 3: But I understand where Jo is the something to sell things.

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Speaker 4: Just talking about Brian, Brian, what are you talking about?

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You're talking about a group of people that we should

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trust blindly who are funded by the people making the

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magic sauce.

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Speaker 3: Like what are you talking about, dude?

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Speaker 4: Like this is literally every episode of Conspiracy Social Club

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that once I went off on Israel, he ran off

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from and I still love him to death. And it's

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just like Brian is a good guy. He's a good guy.

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He has really he has a good heart. It's just

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he's calcified.

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Speaker 3: I don'tways tell Brian you have about his babysitters, is no.

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Speaker 4: I always talk about like Brian is, Like Brian has

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the mentality and the calcified brain of like a old

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white guy who calls black people colored right, and these

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colors are down here, dude, You're like, well did you

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just say that? Where are you from nineteen fifties? Like

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Brian does not understand that. Like people have been doing

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tons of research, and the doctors, the virologists and everything

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like that that you believe in, tons of them would

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come out and said stuff, but you never heard from

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them because they all got completely shadow band. It's like

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it's like, listen, if you have somebody in your family

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right that's gonna have a baby, and they're very pro, okay,

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very pro and you're not and you go to them.

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It blows my mind that the people who know you

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on an intimate personal level, like family, right, that you

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don't believe that, and you you're gonna believe someone you

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don't even know who's.

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Speaker 3: About the liver your baby.

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Speaker 4: And like, what this guy doesn't understand is like these

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doctors can make up to one hundred a million dollars

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a year off of this program, but your family and

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your friends make no money off it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I get his argument is that I

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know you guys really well, and I know you're idiots

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as well.

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Speaker 5: It's that's his argument.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but but but but that's what he would say.

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Speaker 3: It's still blood right.

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Speaker 4: I mean, we're not talking like who's the greatest quarterback

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of all time? It soon's like, hey, man, like if

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you're about to buy a house, right who you and

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you have a father that's done really well in business,

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and then you have a real estate agent, who are

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you going to listen to if they're like, dude, I

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don't think this is a good investment.

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Speaker 3: Would real sate agent's like this is a great deal.

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Speaker 4: You're getting who's making money and who cares about you.

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It's like there's so much information now that and like,

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so his whole thing is about books. He like, if

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it's in a book, it's true. That's Brian and Eddie

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Bravo said this consistently. Oh they can't laon books, right,

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that's his joke, right, So I said, Brian, a book

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that really opened my eyes to the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: And that's how the rock Fellows have taken over over.

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It's called murder by injection.

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Speaker 5: Oh yes, yeah, you're talking about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And what really makes me laugh is like I kind

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of got into discussion with Joe the first time I

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was allowed back and we discussed and we brought up

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by murderer by injection.

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Speaker 3: Johnny, will you look up the Wikipedia for it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember this, this wonderful moment.

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Speaker 4: In this moment because this is before October eighth and

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October seventh, excuse me.

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Speaker 3: And it was no no murder by Injection book book.

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Speaker 4: So if you go to it, okay, uh, oh yeah,

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I saw I I just saw it for two seconds

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and always says conspiracy theorist, and then it gets in

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to anti semitic.

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Speaker 3: They're like they're throwing everything at you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he connects the medical conspiracy to the same alien

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forces and quote hidden rulers that he claimed controlled the

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banking system in his previous work Secrets of the Federal Reserve.

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Speaker 3: Sounds like another great title.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, another great show. It's just like, ah, I love

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him so much. I love Brian Callen so much. I

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care for him so much, And it's just like, this

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is going to be just as bad as the Me

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Too movement. I'm just telling you, dude, like the more

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and more that you're on the wrong side of the

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authentic truth. And even if let's say, Brian, let's just say, Brian,

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there's a just a morsel of truth what you're saying.

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But let's just even say there's a morsel of truth.

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What's Joe saying. Why if I said to you, Johnny,

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the park you want to go to one in twelve

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kids have been kidnapped and you're like, well, I didn't

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read that, by go dude, I've heard about it more

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in twelve kids get kidnapped from this park you go to.

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Speaker 3: Would you ever phantom bringing the kid to the park.

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Speaker 5: Every Sam, I mean, did you do that research?

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Speaker 3: Who did, dude?

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Speaker 4: I know people in law enforcement and they say it's

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not real, Like, did you hear the new thing?

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Speaker 3: Johnny La?

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Speaker 4: Los Angeles they say is the second safest city.

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Speaker 3: In the country.

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Speaker 5: That's the dumbest thing of every.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's because they don't they let everybody out

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and they don't report crying.

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Speaker 6: This neighborhood right here, Hancock Park used to be one

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of the nicest neighborhoods in all of southern California. And

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they had to band together as a community to protect

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their own streets because every night they were having just

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legalized vigilanteism.

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Speaker 4: Dude, you have to legalize something like if I was

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in Britain, I would begetting all the dad's going give

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me your work schedule. And we need people here out

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here when the kids get out of school and when

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they go.

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Speaker 3: To school, we need we need vites.

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Speaker 4: You volunte you'd be the first of all. I would

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in a heartbeat, dude, love that in a heartbeat, dude, Shotty,

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you know what the funniest thing is. So I'm flying back.

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I'm flying to where did I just play? I just

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played Kansas City. It was a wonderful historic moment. I

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loved it.

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Speaker 3: So so I go there barbecue, I didn't get enough barbecue.

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Speaker 5: No, no, I mean is that where you shot Barbeka.

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Speaker 3: Thank you Johnny for bringing that up.

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Speaker 4: September twentieth, I'm dropping my third crowd work special. It's

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shot a little different. It's one camera, but it was

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a fire set. So I'm like, I'll just put it out.

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Speaker 5: Where can I find the image?

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Speaker 3: Just go to all Yeah, if you go down there,

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it is there.

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Speaker 8: It is.

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Speaker 3: I like that barbecued. Yeah, you know, is this a

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clip to play? I don't even know if it's a

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clip to play? I mean, oh oh yeah.

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Speaker 4: And it's like so weird because they've suddenly on the

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Instagram they've shortened a song.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's really interesting.

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Speaker 4: If you go Sam Churley dot com at to events,

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we have some great shows coming up.

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Speaker 5: I heard about that. I heard about some great shows

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coming up.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, dude, look at that.

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Speaker 5: Back them out right there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So it's it's Chicago that whenever this comes out.

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So Wednesday, this Friday, and Saturday, I'm in Chicago, them

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in Ventura, that I'm in Tulsa, Coloma, that I'm in Okay,

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see that I'm in Austin. Grab your tickets now, please,

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October seventh through the nineteenth, and then I'm.

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Speaker 3: Going to be in Go down, Go back one more time. Uh.

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Speaker 4: Then we're gonna be at Skaningfest. I'm so excited it's

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coming back around. Then November, November twenty first is the

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huge show.

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Speaker 3: Johnny. Are you gonna come to Vegas.

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Speaker 5: If you if you would like me there, I'll be there.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get I'll figure out rooms and all that

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stuff for everybody. Daddy, so yeah, we'll figure it out,

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and then we're all go go to the Raiders game.

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Speaker 11: Uh.

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Speaker 4: And then it's going to be Minneapolis after that, and

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then finally go back go Oh you.

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Speaker 3: Got another page? Yeah, three pages. It's gonna yeah, Minneapolis.

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Speaker 4: Then I'm at the Dojo Comedy on New Year's with

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Robbie the Fire Burnstein Shane Cashman and I guess how

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we do he if if he can get the balls,

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will come down.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna be back home for that and just come down.

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What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: I mean you're gonna be busying your family or something.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm just gonna go out one night. They

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wanted me.

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Speaker 5: That's a lot, that's a trip.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind. I won't pay. When you don't pack anything,

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the trip is really easy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, if you're checking the work.

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Speaker 4: So anyways, so so I'm flying to Kansas City.

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Speaker 3: Uh So, we've had some problems in.

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Speaker 4: Our neighborhood with some of the people who don't even

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live in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 3: They just dumped their cars.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, and we've had some problems. Yeah, there's a

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big parking war going on. Me and the neighbors have

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made up. Were very cool. I respect them, they respect me.

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It's all love.

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Speaker 5: I love that.

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Speaker 3: So I'm always waiting for some to pop off. So

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I got my.

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Speaker 4: I got my my satchel. Well data, and I get

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ready for a beep real quick, get right for a beep.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, do I have a sense?

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Speaker 3: Hold on? I got one? Hold on?

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Speaker 5: No, that's not it. Hold on, hold on, hold on,

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hold on just a second.

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Speaker 3: H I missed that.

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Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, Yeah, that one's kind of fun.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 5: I know there's one on this board.

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Speaker 4: Hold on all right, okay, ready as data, and I

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call it my Okay.

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Speaker 3: That's what we call it, all right. So it's a bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it's called. That's what it's called. Uh

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So I'm waiting for to pop up.

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Speaker 3: So I have.

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Speaker 4: Let me see they're in here right now. They're probably not.

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I probably accidentally took them out. Nope, nope, nope.

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Speaker 3: Uh I walk around with brass knuckles.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, but their knuckle, their brass knuckles that roll

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so it looks just like a metal spear sphere. I

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don't know how to describe it, but it's like they

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roll off. Yeah, almost, it's a metal tube. It just

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looks like a metal tube.

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Speaker 5: Is that there's a legal only I don't know.

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Speaker 4: So anyways, I'm flying to Km's city and I I

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get and can't say.

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Speaker 3: I reach in my bag, they're there. I'm like, oh

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my god, I just fluid knuckles with brass knuckles.

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Speaker 6: Let's see, the law considers it illegal to have brass

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knuckles in your possession or to move them from one

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location to another, even without criminal intentions. Under California law,

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possessing even a pair of metal knuckles is illegal.

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Speaker 3: Ough, So I gotta throw them out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, get rid of those.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to throw them all out. Things can get

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Speaker 3: So anyways, and now I'm shitting bricks.

483
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,079
Speaker 5: I'm like, did you put a knife on a plane

484
00:22:14,079 --> 00:22:15,400
one time? Dude're like, oh, yeah, I.

485
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:18,839
Speaker 4: Actually did not one time. I did a knife one time.

486
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,319
So anyways, I'm going back and I forget again. They're

487
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:27,519
in there and I stop, Johnny, They're actually being cool now,

488
00:22:28,079 --> 00:22:29,319
So I go through it.

489
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,519
Speaker 3: Nothing. I'm fine.

490
00:22:31,079 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 4: So anyways, I'm on my plane and it's just like

491
00:22:34,079 --> 00:22:37,599
the seating now is awful. They like they'll have full

492
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,000
rows and then empty rolls right in front of you,

493
00:22:40,279 --> 00:22:43,200
and they don't want to let you move. But I

494
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,039
bet I'm like, can I move to this empty seat

495
00:22:45,079 --> 00:22:45,839
right now here?

496
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,039
Speaker 3: They're like five. I haven't sent them back up a

497
00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:49,000
plane a long time.

498
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 4: Oh, because you're always first class. Yes, they're always moving.

499
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,519
Speaker 5: You up probably seventy the time.

500
00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:56,480
Speaker 3: I just don't get it.

501
00:22:56,599 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 4: Then I ask you up put me on the same

502
00:22:59,759 --> 00:23:02,599
air lying every time, and I'm just like.

503
00:23:02,599 --> 00:23:04,599
Speaker 3: Southwest, dude, Delta.

504
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,680
Speaker 4: I told her I will never fly Frontier and I

505
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,480
will never fly Spirit.

506
00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:10,839
Speaker 3: It's fine.

507
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,519
Speaker 6: I used to fly like that just to find the

508
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,480
cheapest and then I realized, like, dude, it actually I

509
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,000
did the math on it, and if I just spend

510
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,880
like fifty bucks more on a ticket every time, overall

511
00:23:19,559 --> 00:23:21,759
with the price of the upgrade and everything, it's way better.

512
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:24,599
Speaker 4: Well, because Dana doesn't want to do connecting flights, and

513
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,160
I don't really care as long as I'm not O. J.

514
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,160
Speaker 3: Simpson through the airport.

515
00:23:29,839 --> 00:23:31,519
Speaker 4: You know, Oh that is the worst, and you got

516
00:23:31,799 --> 00:23:33,599
the worst, is like you gotta go, please, can't get through?

517
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 3: Can'd I get through?

518
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 4: And then you got some people like no, I'm going first,

519
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:38,319
And then you have people abusing.

520
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 5: That oh line, Yeah, they're like, oh, I got got

521
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:40,680
my flight.

522
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,279
Speaker 4: And then you see him sitting at the food court

523
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:44,400
after that, and you want to go and talk with

524
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,160
him going you know.

525
00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,160
Speaker 3: I got brass right, I would have a talk with him,

526
00:23:48,279 --> 00:23:48,440
you know.

527
00:23:48,799 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 4: So I dude, I'm sorry. Asians have no clue how

528
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,400
to get off the plate. They just do not know

529
00:23:54,559 --> 00:23:54,960
say that.

530
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, dude. It is universal.

531
00:23:57,759 --> 00:24:00,079
Speaker 5: Well, they try to run to the front my experience.

532
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 4: Every time, it's just like for the people that can

533
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,319
do long math, they get no clue.

534
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 3: They have no clue. Have you seen their subway system

535
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:07,160
in Japan?

536
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 6: How they have like people designated to shove people. And

537
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,079
I mean that's just that're used to sitty transit.

538
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 4: Well maybe that's why they're not having kids, because they're

539
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:17,519
smashing their balls on those on those trains.

540
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 5: It's kind of I mean, just dude, no, how come.

541
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:21,759
Speaker 3: Nobody's having kids?

542
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 4: Johnny anyway, just real quick, So I moved to another

543
00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:28,920
seat and I take my bag and it falls and

544
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,079
out rolls my brass knuckles.

545
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh god, oh God.

546
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,559
Speaker 4: But then I look at you, just so you know,

547
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:40,160
Ship pops off. I'm gonna be throwing dog click click

548
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:45,039
click click boo boo boo boo bo Just throwing, dude,

549
00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:46,200
just throwing.

550
00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:49,519
Speaker 5: We got a big hot topic.

551
00:24:49,559 --> 00:24:51,519
Speaker 4: If you want to, oh, ship, Johnny, you want to

552
00:24:51,519 --> 00:24:56,400
get in some okay, so, uh Johnny, do you want

553
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:56,880
to get in some.

554
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,559
Speaker 2: Hot dogs a lot?

555
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 3: Let it play? Do you have a sound effect for

556
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,160
I do?

557
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a whole intro. We have a graphic

558
00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:04,880
of flames.

559
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,759
Speaker 3: Do you think we'll get sued by hot topic?

560
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 4: But we're hot Top that we're there hot topic.

561
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:13,160
Speaker 3: We're hot Top, which is just a kid's adult bookstore.

562
00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 5: That's different, but we're not doing business.

563
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,759
Speaker 4: You all look at golf tits, then come on down

564
00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:18,559
the Hot Top.

565
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 5: Don't they spell it weird too?

566
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 3: Or is it?

567
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:20,319
Speaker 8: No?

568
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 3: Maybe not? I don't know the throws on that dangerous?

569
00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:26,079
So uh.

570
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,200
Speaker 6: Campaigning Donald Trump very much. I was a supporter of

571
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,640
releasing everything about Epstein, and then a couple months back

572
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,200
changed his tune dramatically, and then we heard about this

573
00:25:38,279 --> 00:25:41,559
letter that sounded incredibly fake. Uh, I got to me

574
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,240
it sounded fake where it was written in a birthday

575
00:25:45,319 --> 00:25:47,480
journal of Epstein. Uh, you know this kind of like

576
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:52,440
a poetry thing where he was clearly referencing underage stuff.

577
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 4: He's talked about it before he goes he likes him

578
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,240
on the younger side.

579
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 3: He talked about it. And then.

580
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 5: Finally, now we've seen the thing here it is.

581
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,079
Speaker 6: It's it's got Donald Trump's signature on it at the bottom.

582
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,920
And does that look like the silhouette of a grown

583
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:07,359
ass woman?

584
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 3: To look at those beat those a cups?

585
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 5: That is not a grown woman's.

586
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a hermaphrodite. So if you're listening,

587
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,119
it's the shape, the shape like an outline of a woman.

588
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,359
And then two.

589
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:25,799
Speaker 4: Breasts very very underdeveloped, I think is what very units.

590
00:26:25,839 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 5: And to remind you, if you haven't seen, those.

591
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,799
Speaker 4: Are trans tits, which makes me think that scene was interesting.

592
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 6: Even a trans wouldn't be happy with those tits. Uh okay, voiceover.

593
00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:39,680
There must be more to life than having everything Donald, Yes,

594
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,200
there is, but I won't tell you what it is, Jeffrey,

595
00:26:42,519 --> 00:26:46,079
nor will I. Should we do this like a bigfoot theater?

596
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, hold on, who should you be Jeffrey, You

597
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:53,400
be Jeffrey. What did he write a scene?

598
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,319
Speaker 5: You haven't seen this yet.

599
00:26:55,319 --> 00:26:57,279
Speaker 3: It's a scene. I didn't know it was that. It's

600
00:26:57,319 --> 00:27:01,279
a scene voiceover Donald Okay, Oh no, no, you got

601
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:05,559
to be just do Okay.

602
00:27:06,519 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 5: There must be more to life than having everything.

603
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 4: Yes, there is, but I wouldn't tell you what it is, uh, Norm,

604
00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:15,680
will I?

605
00:27:16,079 --> 00:27:18,079
Speaker 3: Since I also know what it is?

606
00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:21,599
Speaker 4: We have certain things in common, Yes, we do with

607
00:27:21,839 --> 00:27:23,319
they're the best Jeffrey.

608
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, we do. Come come to think of it.

609
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:36,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that? Enigmas? Never age? Have you ever noticed that?

610
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:39,680
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me

611
00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:44,839
the last the last time I saw you, Donald, pal

612
00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:46,960
is a wonderful thing.

613
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,559
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, and we may and may every day be

614
00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:57,720
another wonderful secret like best secrets ever of all time.

615
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: The best We love secret, signed sign a.

616
00:28:02,279 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 5: Scribble Donald, What it says? Donald J.

617
00:28:04,799 --> 00:28:08,039
Speaker 3: Trump? Right at the bott? Donald J. Trump? Am I

618
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:08,799
the worst?

619
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 12: No?

620
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 3: That was too bad? It was great. I love Bigfoot theater.

621
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,119
We got more, though, We.

622
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 4: Should have people sending their own Bigfoot theater.

623
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, yes, submit your big Foot theater, sending your

624
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,000
own big Foot.

625
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 4: That homorod, give me a little bit of homeorotic, not between.

626
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 3: Me and John. It's got to be youtubable if you

627
00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:32,440
got to. I tell you what.

628
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 6: If you want to guarantee we do it, go to

629
00:28:34,319 --> 00:28:37,400
broken Patreon dot com sast broken simulation. You could submit

630
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,519
your little scene there, not longer than like minute of dialogue.

631
00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:43,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, like this is how much dialogue we want?

632
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:49,599
Just one a minor underage girl worth of dialogue.

633
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 6: But I mean, okay, So now there's two options with this.

634
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:58,599
Either the president is a creep right there. No, No,

635
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,599
he is a creep there with Epstein though, like because

636
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,759
this is creepy, or he is being set up I

637
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:09,079
mean as badly as you can imagine by the I mean,

638
00:29:09,119 --> 00:29:11,759
if this is fake, if this that's not his signature

639
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:13,680
and he had no knowledge, as he claims. He claims

640
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,599
that he's denying its ever.

641
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: Which I don't think he drew that.

642
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,759
Speaker 6: He had somebody scribble that up and come up with that,

643
00:29:20,799 --> 00:29:22,559
because he's not that type of person creative.

644
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,599
Speaker 5: But he signed it, that's his endorsement. It was under

645
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,440
his impromater. That matters.

646
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:27,759
Speaker 8: Uh.

647
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 6: And so either it's an incredible fake, which is possible,

648
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,519
he's been stitched up by.

649
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 4: The say thing Johnny, because this is a level of stupid.

650
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, this is a level of dumb that only

651
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:43,720
an idiot would do.

652
00:29:44,559 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 4: Okay, Like, if you know this guy and you've said

653
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,319
he likes them young on the younger side, I love them.

654
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:55,240
They're fun for him. Okay, have you seen the picture

655
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:59,160
of him? How shredded? Like Jeffrey Epstein looked?

656
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:00,759
Speaker 1: What shirt?

657
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 3: Listen, go to my m Tracy on Twitter. Go to

658
00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:07,720
m Tracy and how you Okay, hold see if I

659
00:30:07,759 --> 00:30:09,559
can find it? No, no, no, there he is.

660
00:30:09,759 --> 00:30:13,599
Speaker 5: There's no that was No, that's go put in go Twitter.

661
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,279
Is that Anderson Cooper?

662
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 3: Yes? What you don't think Arison Cooper is gays shredded?

663
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:24,599
Speaker 5: M Tracy just M Tracy, yeah, M Tracy, Yeah, that's

664
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:25,400
Michael Tracy.

665
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think he has a picture of him and

666
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:33,119
Mike Tracy is just not that far. Just go down

667
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:39,200
to the media. Media, Yeah, it should be pictures, got everything,

668
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:41,480
Come me just see how far it's not that it

669
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:45,200
shouldn't be that far. It shouldn't be that far. He

670
00:30:45,359 --> 00:30:47,640
was just talking about today, like what are we doing here?

671
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,200
It's got tweets as much as you do. Yeah, this

672
00:30:52,359 --> 00:30:55,599
is all he's doing. He can't. Oh, we're back to

673
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,519
August sixth, now, you know. It should have been it

674
00:30:57,559 --> 00:30:59,119
should have been out. I don't know where it is,

675
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,759
but what was It's a picture.

676
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 4: It's like this weird random picture of five guys with

677
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,480
their shirts off.

678
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,559
Speaker 3: Jeffrey apps.

679
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,759
Speaker 4: See if you look up Jeffrey Eppson's shirt off picture,

680
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,480
he's kind of shredded.

681
00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:19,240
Speaker 3: Dude. No, it's an all.

682
00:31:19,319 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 5: It's a black like a boat or something.

683
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 3: It's like in some weird room. I wish I could

684
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,680
find it, let me see real quick.

685
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,839
Speaker 4: But anyways, you have to be the biggest idiot on

686
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:31,599
planet Earth to believe this ship.

687
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,279
Speaker 5: Well here's the other thing that wait, wait, believe what

688
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,480
You don't think that?

689
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:40,039
Speaker 4: That's no to do that to like to like just

690
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:47,160
to to like send a birthday wish alluding to pedophilia.

691
00:31:47,519 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 3: Here's the final side.

692
00:31:49,599 --> 00:31:52,759
Speaker 6: Here's an alternative that I will suggest. Now Trump is

693
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,759
and and his administration have been saying that this is

694
00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:58,519
a hoax. Then you have Mike Johnson come out this

695
00:31:58,559 --> 00:32:02,240
week the Speaker and say that Trump was actually an informant,

696
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,200
which we've heard.

697
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,079
Speaker 3: For the FBI in this case. Now, what do you

698
00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:09,000
think I'm gonna call this called? What what's going on?

699
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:13,240
Right now? What do you I don't know nonlinear warfare?

700
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 5: But okay, so yeah, yeah, entirely they don't know.

701
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,759
Speaker 3: If you're going, they don't want you know, and if

702
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:18,720
you're common or go.

703
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,519
Speaker 6: Both of those things can't be true though. It's either

704
00:32:20,599 --> 00:32:23,799
something or Donald Trump was an informant. Now this fits

705
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,480
in the context of Donald Trump being informant if he

706
00:32:26,559 --> 00:32:28,599
was instructed somehow to do this and they knew. They

707
00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:32,039
were also blackmailing Trump by making him pretend to be

708
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,279
Jeffrey Epstein's friend. But that's something that's forty chess right there.

709
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,839
Speaker 3: Here, that's ninety d Yeah, I mean what I want

710
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,799
you to do? Ye, yeah, okay, what do you guys

711
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:40,319
want me to do?

712
00:32:40,599 --> 00:32:42,039
Speaker 4: What we want you to do is you're going to

713
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,920
make friends with this prolific pedophile and you go love

714
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,440
it so much you're gonna fly there. You're not gonna

715
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,799
go in, but you're gonna fly. And then you guys

716
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:54,000
are gonna be seen at party's ogling women together.

717
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: You just go deep.

718
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,079
Speaker 4: You're probably gonna feel up a couple of teenage tits Okay,

719
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,680
this is just you undercover?

720
00:33:00,119 --> 00:33:02,119
Speaker 3: Is you just use super undercover? Bro?

721
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: Okay, so just go under cover. Well, you know you're

722
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,079
gonna you're gonna get miss teen America. You're gonna walk

723
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:09,200
in when their tits are out, You're gonna talk about

724
00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,000
their perky tits.

725
00:33:10,039 --> 00:33:13,319
Speaker 3: So it's like it's like the wire. So you want

726
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,319
me to stare at teenage tits? Is that what you wan?

727
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:15,599
Speaker 12: Like?

728
00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:18,039
Speaker 3: Yes, you've got to go deep undercover. I know you

729
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,720
hate this shit like the underwire.

730
00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 5: It's so stupid, dude, this is uh, this is something.

731
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,559
Speaker 10: To begin with you and get your response to Speaker

732
00:33:27,599 --> 00:33:29,279
Johnson right there, he says, you've been misled.

733
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 4: He also suggested at one point this week seem to

734
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:33,880
suggest that Donald Trump President.

735
00:33:33,599 --> 00:33:36,039
Speaker 5: Trump was an is Thomas Massi, your brother formed.

736
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 3: To the FBI about Jeffrey Epstein. Your reaction Thomas Massy

737
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,279
and Rocanna Rocann is an idiot? But I like Thomas Massy.

738
00:33:41,799 --> 00:33:46,759
Speaker 13: Yeah, Well, they haven't been misled. And the speaker's point

739
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,480
that the victim's safety has compromised or privacy is false

740
00:33:51,599 --> 00:33:54,240
because when we asked the survivors at our event, did

741
00:33:54,279 --> 00:33:57,640
they support the legislation that ro Conna and I have introduced.

742
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 3: They all said yes.

743
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:02,119
Speaker 13: Now, I don't know if the speaker misspoke when he

744
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,640
said that Donald Trump was an informant. The lawyers for

745
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,159
the victims said that Donald Trump had been helpful in

746
00:34:08,199 --> 00:34:11,719
two thousand and nine in their case by giving them information,

747
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,599
but being an informant implies some formal connection and ongoing

748
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,760
relationship with the FBI. I don't know what that's all about.

749
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,639
I think the speaker needs to clarify that. And if

750
00:34:22,679 --> 00:34:25,440
it's a hoax, why was Donald Trump an informant to

751
00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:25,960
a hoax?

752
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,360
Speaker 3: Begin with you here? Yeah, I mean that's it. They

753
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:33,159
don't want you known if you're coming or going. That's

754
00:34:33,199 --> 00:34:33,960
how they shish you.

755
00:34:34,039 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 6: Bob you No, it's clear now why he didn't want

756
00:34:37,039 --> 00:34:38,760
to shoe you know, because I had heard I think

757
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,719
it was Tucker Carlson was saying that.

758
00:34:41,519 --> 00:34:43,000
Speaker 5: Or no, no, no, it was Meek and Kelly.

759
00:34:43,199 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 3: She had heard that.

760
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,519
Speaker 6: The way Biden's people left the intelligence on Epstein, it

761
00:34:49,679 --> 00:34:52,440
was like all arrows pointing to Trump, like to FM basically,

762
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,639
and it kind of makes sense now, like it was

763
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:57,639
probably this thing was in there and a couple of

764
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:00,760
other like from it. So I get why he changed

765
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,440
his tune, but damn it doesn't. It's not a good

766
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,199
look for the present.

767
00:35:03,199 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 4: It's a good look for anybody. And this come from

768
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,280
Joe Biden, who like shower with his daughter. They're all

769
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:12,400
scum back, they're all scumbags. Like why are we fighting

770
00:35:12,519 --> 00:35:16,199
over this? Like it's like when people like defend Hitler,

771
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,400
it's like, oh my god, he's fighting these I'm like, dude,

772
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,360
what you're saying is Hitler was a unicorn. That's somehow

773
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,320
this guy that was fighting the completely and uterly like

774
00:35:26,599 --> 00:35:30,960
annihilated German like nation that was completely controlled by the

775
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:37,239
international bankers somehow rose to power naturally. And then you

776
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,440
have these idiots who know they took money from from uh,

777
00:35:41,159 --> 00:35:45,840
the i IB Farman American Board, the US board of

778
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,480
the company, which had all these Federal Reserve presidents on it,

779
00:35:50,639 --> 00:35:54,400
head of CEOs of corporations, and they're like, oh, he

780
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:57,079
took the money because he needed it to UH to

781
00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:59,039
work his way out. It's like again with this five

782
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:02,639
D chess bullshit, It's like, if there's anybody else out

783
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:09,960
there that did that, you would call him a sellout, Okay, compromised, right,

784
00:36:10,519 --> 00:36:11,800
a shill you.

785
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,079
Speaker 3: Call anybody else but Hitler. Ah, he did get the

786
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:19,000
way a hard worker. You know, it's just so stupid.

787
00:36:20,519 --> 00:36:23,159
Speaker 6: One thing that we watched, both of us real quick. Yeah,

788
00:36:23,159 --> 00:36:24,119
go ahead ahead of course.

789
00:36:24,639 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 4: So over the weekend. And this is not a happy story.

790
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,079
This is a very sad and dark story. A guy

791
00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:35,199
knew John Reap, oh boy got busted for uh well.

792
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: Just used to be a guest on Punch Drunk frequently. Yeah,

793
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,320
I mean we had him several times. I got busted

794
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:44,239
with some indecent material on his phone. That's the word. Yeah.

795
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,199
And you know, and.

796
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:52,119
Speaker 4: You know, we've all done shows where we are like,

797
00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:54,400
you know, put throw him in the wood chipper.

798
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,079
Speaker 3: But I'm telling you it hits. It hits different when

799
00:36:58,119 --> 00:36:59,840
you know the person and.

800
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 5: Last Comic Standing winner John johnes Well.

801
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,639
Speaker 4: I just want to say this, what what I'm saying

802
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:10,360
does not diminish the severity of what he's doing. It's

803
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:15,400
it's absolutely disgusting. But what I what I say is

804
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:18,920
like I was watching this thing. I found a video

805
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,679
for Doom scrolling tonight and it was about lust and

806
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:29,599
it's like this is sex addiction gone wild, and there's

807
00:37:29,599 --> 00:37:31,559
so many details about it. I mean, I only heard

808
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:34,320
that they trace some stuff back to his IP address.

809
00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:36,519
Speaker 3: Well, I I think what happened was he.

810
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,599
Speaker 4: I I I go, if you got if you got

811
00:37:41,719 --> 00:37:44,280
to bet money on it, I would tell you drugs

812
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,559
were involved, most likely speed.

813
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:51,039
Speaker 3: Okay, And he just went down dark, dark dark.

814
00:37:51,079 --> 00:37:53,280
Speaker 6: He ain't iny, he ain't in Hollywood. He's in small

815
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,159
town North Carolina where he's and you know.

816
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 4: It's super dark, dude, and it makes me so sad.

817
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:02,960
And if he is guilty, and you know, for the

818
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,159
for the sake of this discussion right now, let's just

819
00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:09,679
say he is. You know, you deserve the severe, the

820
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:17,079
most severe of all the punishments, man. But it's really sad, dude.

821
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,639
It's like, really sad to know. I've known that guy

822
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:27,679
since two thousand. We went to Montreal together and you know,

823
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,880
I'm just gonna say this. His ex wife one night

824
00:38:32,119 --> 00:38:33,880
was really drunk and I'm like, I'll give you a

825
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,679
ride home, okay, okay, And we were driving home and

826
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,480
she was telling me like he was going down dark roads.

827
00:38:41,559 --> 00:38:41,800
Speaker 3: Dude.

828
00:38:42,039 --> 00:38:45,199
Speaker 5: I got one word for what this is. It's demonic, dude.

829
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:50,119
Speaker 3: It's it's and so when I heard this, I go, yep,

830
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,719
she was right, And that's crazy. No, it's sad.

831
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 6: You talked there about it though, and it was back

832
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:57,480
then she was already saying he was going down a

833
00:38:57,559 --> 00:38:58,159
dark path.

834
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: Because that was a while ago.

835
00:38:59,599 --> 00:38:59,679
Speaker 12: Right.

836
00:39:00,039 --> 00:39:05,280
Speaker 4: It's just really sad, and he deserves if he's guilty

837
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,760
of it, and we're not saying I'm not saying he's not,

838
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,800
but if he is guilty of it, you deserve the

839
00:39:11,559 --> 00:39:16,920
severe penalty. That stuff is the most disgusting, that stuff

840
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,239
because if you have kids, you realize kids can't fight back.

841
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 3: Uh, They're physically impossible. They have to do what you

842
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:25,199
tell them.

843
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 4: That's why you're supposed to protect them as adults and

844
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,760
have their best interests at heart.

845
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,679
Speaker 3: It's like that creep we played on tf H the

846
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,719
other day, who was just like, what am I supposed

847
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:34,840
to do?

848
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 5: They seem to I mean.

849
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,639
Speaker 3: They call my bed, they wanted it. It's like, I

850
00:39:38,679 --> 00:39:41,280
don't know how that interviewer didn't start swinging on that guy.

851
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,519
Speaker 5: You know, you can only pray for some of my soul.

852
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 3: But it's like.

853
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,519
Speaker 4: Again, it's like lust will get you, man, and again,

854
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,960
are you aligning your free will with God's plan? And

855
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:58,119
it just destroys you. Dude, it just destroys you. And

856
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:03,639
it's so tragic. It's so sad. It's so sad, it's

857
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,760
so dark, and it's so sad. I just it's like

858
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,159
really like hit.

859
00:40:08,079 --> 00:40:09,079
Speaker 3: Me in the gut, dude.

860
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 6: Well, I mean you even hear like Ted Bundy blaming

861
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,880
it on because he was saying it just dream into

862
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,559
these darker and darker places, and then I.

863
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 4: Want that's me, dude, Like you know, my, you know

864
00:40:20,519 --> 00:40:23,559
when you're when you're watching kink dot com, you're in

865
00:40:23,639 --> 00:40:24,519
a dark place.

866
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 3: Dude.

867
00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 4: It's a dark place because that is just a humiliation

868
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,920
ritual that these women have convinced themselves. They're kind of

869
00:40:32,079 --> 00:40:35,880
like some you know, empowered woman when they're just having

870
00:40:36,079 --> 00:40:39,880
unholy shit done to them. Yeah, and it's for your enjoyment.

871
00:40:40,159 --> 00:40:43,000
And it's always the women that in real life that

872
00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:45,079
are into that. It's always the women who are kind

873
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:47,199
of successful but they're just not fulfilled at home.

874
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well that's BDSM. Yeah, that's what I mean. Nothing

875
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,960
good comes out b DSM.

876
00:40:52,079 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 4: By the way, for rich men, they getting trapped by

877
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,159
these young chicks because you know, and I got a

878
00:40:58,199 --> 00:41:01,599
little shit on one of my uh my premium content.

879
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,480
Oh Jackie you guys ship. Jackie was like, Sam hates women.

880
00:41:06,559 --> 00:41:07,679
I like, don't hate women.

881
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:08,320
Speaker 5: Jackie.

882
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:12,679
Speaker 3: She's just she's wacky Jackie or wicked Jackie. She's she's

883
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:16,360
cash cash. Yeah, we like her, you know. And I go,

884
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:19,119
it's not that I love women. I have daughters. My

885
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,119
mother just celebrated her birthday recently.

886
00:41:22,519 --> 00:41:22,679
Speaker 8: You know.

887
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:26,360
Speaker 3: It's like Dana, like, I love women. I love my

888
00:41:26,559 --> 00:41:27,559
daughters are females.

889
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 6: She or somebody else was really pissed about us talking

890
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,320
about Machine and Kelly like, this is the worst thing

891
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,159
you guys could have done, is talk about Machine. Oh

892
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:37,199
she loves he specifically attacked you. Yeah it was her

893
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,000
or some other female followers.

894
00:41:39,159 --> 00:41:43,079
Speaker 4: We love, uh, we love all ten female follow a

895
00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:46,599
specific like incident, like a grudge against that guy could

896
00:41:46,599 --> 00:41:48,199
for not being able to take a joke, for for

897
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,079
getting in my face about a joke, and then when

898
00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:52,679
I made a joke about him, he got my face

899
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,400
again and I told him, yeah, I made fun of

900
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:55,960
you because you're being a retard.

901
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 3: Grow up. This isn't a teeny bop show. Yeah, nobody

902
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:01,320
cares so anyways.

903
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,679
Speaker 4: But it's like it just draws you into the door

904
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,280
and it's all humiliation ritual, and nobody even understands it

905
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,159
in slow vibrational and it's like it's either you're getting

906
00:42:12,159 --> 00:42:14,159
closer to God or're getting farther from God. And it's

907
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,440
just like so it's like if you're like, so, I

908
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,400
had a conversation with a friend of mine today and

909
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:25,400
she put it really well, men men's life are destroyed

910
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,480
by pornography in silence, behind closed doors.

911
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 3: It's one of the weirdest addictions out there.

912
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 4: And if you talk to anybody in sex addiction, they'll

913
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:42,719
tell you it's the hardest addiction to stop because drugs

914
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,800
and alcohol destroy your life. It's an inability to do

915
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,840
your to function right. But you can go on a

916
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,920
three four hour porn run and then just go to

917
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,519
work like nothing happened, right, So it's like kills you slowly.

918
00:42:55,199 --> 00:42:55,400
Speaker 3: Well.

919
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 4: I think the female version of that is food, and

920
00:42:59,519 --> 00:43:02,320
you see a lot of women in like overeaters, anonymous

921
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,760
and stuff like that, and they're both very similar.

922
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 3: That you do it at home behind closed doors. That's fascinating.

923
00:43:09,519 --> 00:43:12,599
Speaker 4: And then you know, obviously with food you gain weight

924
00:43:12,639 --> 00:43:15,480
and then people know something's up right. But in like

925
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:20,280
with pornography, you end up where John Reap is right now.

926
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,679
Speaker 6: And the in the equivalent of pornography and Biblical days

927
00:43:24,119 --> 00:43:26,719
was you know, lusting after your neighbor's wife, which was

928
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,480
you know in your head. That's a thing that's a

929
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:30,800
in the Bible talks about how doing it in your

930
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:34,679
head is just as good practically for your soul as

931
00:43:35,039 --> 00:43:36,639
doing it in real life, you know. And I think

932
00:43:37,159 --> 00:43:39,480
it was trying to address like the spiritual aspect of it.

933
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 3: No, I agree totally.

934
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 6: So it's a hundred physical act of it. It's just

935
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,320
the thing, the darkness, that energy it brings in your life,

936
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:45,480
you know.

937
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 4: And yeah, and it's just like it's what happens in

938
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,079
the dark comes to light, you know. Even Welcome to

939
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:54,039
Bible Hour with Sam. But I mean, this is like

940
00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:56,679
a traumatic thing that's happened.

941
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 3: I agree. Yeah, Like the Crystalia thing was hard, knowing somebody,

942
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:02,280
I can't imagine it would be like the Crystal Leiath

943
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:02,920
things hard.

944
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 4: It was really hard because I just saw everybody kill

945
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,280
him and it was just really hard to watch because.

946
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 5: And that was also different. That's a that was different.

947
00:44:11,639 --> 00:44:15,039
Speaker 3: It's this is as dark, like you know, a molester

948
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
is seen even worse than a murderer.

949
00:44:17,079 --> 00:44:20,039
Speaker 4: Which I don't there's not allegations of that right mostation.

950
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:23,119
We're just content, well, I mean that fits into it, right,

951
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,199
I mean it does, but that we should be very

952
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,960
clear that, you know, legally like that. We're not saying yeah,

953
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,639
and we we hope it turns out it's not true. Yes,

954
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,480
that's what we hope that we hope that it's not

955
00:44:34,679 --> 00:44:38,480
nobody and you know, yes, he's at his worst moment

956
00:44:38,599 --> 00:44:42,280
ever in the history of time. And it's it's really

957
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:45,360
easy to pile on because it's so disgusting, but we

958
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:49,320
can only hope it's not true. And but and what

959
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,920
I'm gonna say to everybody right now is like, it's

960
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,119
really amazing how some people get killed for this ship

961
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,960
and then other people don't give it. The Crystal Leiath thing,

962
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:03,159
it's like Crystal Lea can't play certain clubs anymore.

963
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 3: When nothing eventually happened with it. It was just all allegation.

964
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 4: Yerbauer's blackballed from all of baseball and she she got

965
00:45:12,519 --> 00:45:14,920
busted lie and he suit her and he just said

966
00:45:15,039 --> 00:45:17,239
go away because you'll never be able to.

967
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:18,599
Speaker 3: Pay me the money that I lost.

968
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,840
Speaker 5: But he basically won that.

969
00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 3: Like illegally, you know.

970
00:45:21,039 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 4: But he's still not allowed to play. He's still not allowed.

971
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,880
But there's certain people that can just do it all

972
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,719
the time. They don't give a shit yeh in comedy, right, Yes,

973
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:36,199
I've talked about it before. It's unbelievable to me. It's

974
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,159
unbelieva watching everybody tee off on reap, which he should

975
00:45:39,199 --> 00:45:42,280
get if it's true, and then look away to other people.

976
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 3: Hypocrisy.

977
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,679
Speaker 6: It's it's just sad, is it, because the people have

978
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,920
power and can benefit. Those people as always think like.

979
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 3: One hundred percent, and they're also part of certain tribes.

980
00:45:55,039 --> 00:45:57,119
Speaker 6: We shared this video with each other. I shared it

981
00:45:57,199 --> 00:45:59,559
with you and you liked it. This is Jim Brewer bro.

982
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,599
Speaker 3: This is the most insane shit. And I send it

983
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:03,639
to a friend of mine.

984
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,280
Speaker 4: My friend is going through some shit in his personal

985
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:12,199
life and somebody had kind of did him wrong on.

986
00:46:12,559 --> 00:46:16,559
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987
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,119
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988
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989
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990
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991
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:30,280
I know you are a type to hold a hold

992
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:31,400
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993
00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:34,599
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994
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:35,800
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995
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,119
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would tell you that I've gotten to a

996
00:46:38,199 --> 00:46:41,599
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997
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Speaker 5: This is the best thing.

1027
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 3: To let it go. We'll play a little bit of it.

1028
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:12,760
It's kind of it's like fourteen minutes.

1029
00:48:13,079 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 8: You right where he wants you?

1030
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 3: All right, let me bring it. But I didn't know

1031
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,800
that Jim Brewer was kind of this, I mean this

1032
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,360
way about like God. Oh yeah, that's fascinating.

1033
00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:26,119
Speaker 8: You ever been told God has you right where he

1034
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:32,199
wants you? Well, I was told that when I was betrayed.

1035
00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,559
Speaker 5: This video is great, by the way, there's a lot

1036
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:36,719
of AI in it and stuff.

1037
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 4: But what I love about Jim Brewer is he's doing

1038
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,320
what I'm doing, but he does it smart. The same

1039
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,119
thing with like the Wi files like they they my

1040
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:50,440
good friend Gino. You know, they work so smart and

1041
00:48:50,599 --> 00:48:53,960
we just are blunt force trauma. And it's just like,

1042
00:48:54,079 --> 00:48:56,920
I don't know any other way to work because it

1043
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,440
feels very And I mean this for myself, now for them,

1044
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,159
because I think this is Jim Brewer. So that's why

1045
00:49:04,199 --> 00:49:06,719
it resonates with people because it comes off as more authentic,

1046
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:10,880
whereas like if you see my tweet how I tweet politicians,

1047
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:12,599
I say nasty ship to them.

1048
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 6: Well, also you would rather just sit down in a

1049
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,239
blaze of go and get it all out in a

1050
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,679
few tweets or a video rather than sit down for

1051
00:49:19,119 --> 00:49:22,119
probably an hour or more. Were talking about giving this

1052
00:49:22,519 --> 00:49:24,239
story and being you know what I mean, like this

1053
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:26,239
is this took a while, This is very.

1054
00:49:26,159 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 2: Well done with this tour idea.

1055
00:49:29,039 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 8: And I remember going.

1056
00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 6: Clearly, by the way, allegedly in my opinion, talking about tourasm.

1057
00:49:33,519 --> 00:49:36,920
We should say with then cook, I mean, it's got,

1058
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:38,920
it's nothing else it could be right. One The only

1059
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:40,760
thing that I was thinking is comedians. What was the

1060
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,079
thing with Patton Oswalt? But that was with cars No no, no,

1061
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,920
no of comedy. Yeah, comedians of comedy, Medians.

1062
00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 3: Of comedy which had the go in it, Maria Bamford. Yeah,

1063
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,800
she was so funny in it. She's so good. I

1064
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,760
used to watch that. Its great too.

1065
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:58,559
Speaker 4: I know there's a lot of people in the conspiracy

1066
00:49:58,639 --> 00:50:02,320
community that aren't a fan of his some of his jokes.

1067
00:50:02,639 --> 00:50:05,760
Speaker 5: You know, but he's kind of he's mellowed a little too.

1068
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 3: From what I've seen. I think you should.

1069
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:12,760
Speaker 8: You have to as you get over manager and going, uh,

1070
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,440
I want to do a tour with a tour, so.

1071
00:50:15,639 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 5: We kind of he goes into his manager and shares this.

1072
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 4: By the way, this doesn't look anything like his manager.

1073
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:24,199
And I think they did that on purpose, for plausible deniability.

1074
00:50:25,199 --> 00:50:28,480
But you hear Zach said, you know exactly when he

1075
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:30,960
does his voice, you know exactly who he's talk.

1076
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:32,199
Speaker 5: The Hollywood guy, this manager.

1077
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,440
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean I could tell you what he's saying.

1078
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:37,440
Does that legally get us in trouble? I don't know.

1079
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,719
I don't know. I wasn't sure.

1080
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:45,039
Speaker 4: It's very cats. That's exactly allegedly. Allegedly it's ferry Cats.

1081
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,159
It sounds like he's doing berry Cats.

1082
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good way to put it.

1083
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:53,559
Speaker 8: Because comedians haven't filmed being on a tour with a

1084
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:55,960
tour bus up until this time.

1085
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 4: So real quick, So I mean Dana twenty two years ago, Dana,

1086
00:51:05,039 --> 00:51:07,320
we just started hanging out all the time, and Dana

1087
00:51:07,639 --> 00:51:09,719
is at the top of her career. She's doing all

1088
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,440
the biggest music videos, and she's like, we have a

1089
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:14,840
media MTV. You want to push and you want to

1090
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,519
and this is like twenty one years ago. When did

1091
00:51:18,599 --> 00:51:19,639
Tourgasm come out.

1092
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:25,199
Speaker 3: Let's see, this is maybe a little little before that.

1093
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:26,360
Let's see.

1094
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 5: Uh no, no, no, no, nineteen two. Okay, so two

1095
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:31,800
thousand and six.

1096
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,519
Speaker 6: They were probably filming it in two thousand and five,

1097
00:51:33,639 --> 00:51:36,000
but the first episode aired in June eleventh.

1098
00:51:36,519 --> 00:51:41,119
Speaker 4: We were so, I'm so I meet Dana twenty two

1099
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:44,000
years ago. This was almost twenty three years ago. We'll

1100
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:49,360
say twenty three years ago, right, Okay, we meet twenty

1101
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,440
three years ago. She Wayne Eisham is this big director

1102
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,719
and they want to pitch ideas to MTV.

1103
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 3: So they asked me to come in and to pitch

1104
00:51:59,000 --> 00:51:59,599
them ideas.

1105
00:52:00,559 --> 00:52:03,079
Speaker 4: One thing I talk about is how we want to

1106
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:08,119
follow a bunch of comedians around with cameras, and they

1107
00:52:08,239 --> 00:52:12,519
tell me nobody's interested in the deconstruction of comedy that's

1108
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:15,159
so stupid. Nobody's into it.

1109
00:52:15,159 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 3: That is so a year later this comes out. Oh

1110
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,039
that's infuriating, isn't it.

1111
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,679
Speaker 4: So I have this big project I'm working on right now.

1112
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,599
I can't say what it is until it's locked in,

1113
00:52:24,159 --> 00:52:25,320
but it's a big project.

1114
00:52:25,519 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 3: It's a really great idea.

1115
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 4: So for the first time in my life, I've been

1116
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,960
able to do this idea and have the connections with

1117
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:36,639
people to actually make it happen. And the wheels could

1118
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:41,719
fall off tomorrow, but everything is moving forward. Funding secured,

1119
00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:42,840
everything's a go.

1120
00:52:43,079 --> 00:52:45,280
Speaker 3: I hope it works out. I hope it works out too,

1121
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,400
because it will be a game changer if it goes away.

1122
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:48,280
We all think it will be.

1123
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: But it's like, I can't tell you, Johnny, how many

1124
00:52:51,039 --> 00:52:53,360
times I've pitched ideas and they just didn't like me.

1125
00:52:53,519 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 3: And then a month later they're doing it with somebody.

1126
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,639
We've a few of them. Man, it's unbelievable to me.

1127
00:52:59,599 --> 00:53:02,039
And so I get into this. I'll tell you a

1128
00:53:02,119 --> 00:53:05,639
funny story. Okay, I got my curs.

1129
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,400
Speaker 8: Friends that I grew up with. They're going to play

1130
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,400
in a band behind me, which all led up to

1131
00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:16,320
the comedy special called hardcore. If you see hardcore, you know,

1132
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:19,159
let some people go oh yeah, hockey poke and that's

1133
00:53:19,199 --> 00:53:21,920
their favorite bit from their ac DC. First of all,

1134
00:53:22,039 --> 00:53:22,599
the guys are.

1135
00:53:22,519 --> 00:53:28,199
Speaker 3: Like fifty, Like, how funny is that he's fifty. I thought,

1136
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,119
oh that dude.

1137
00:53:29,159 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 8: I was listening to Last Pastime.

1138
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:38,039
Speaker 4: Hey dude, you're you are some money for promotion, promoting sponsorship.

1139
00:53:40,199 --> 00:53:43,159
Speaker 8: That was all from this idea and this tour that

1140
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,440
I'm presenting to my manager at the time. And I

1141
00:53:46,519 --> 00:53:52,920
will never forget his face. He's sitting there and he goes,

1142
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,559
oh my god.

1143
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 3: This is genie.

1144
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 8: Yes, pop off, this is I didn't never dune before.

1145
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:07,280
I mean, you have rock and roll comedians, but like

1146
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:10,519
to actually film all this and be on tour.

1147
00:54:10,639 --> 00:54:15,039
Speaker 11: I'm went, right, this is right, I come on to something.

1148
00:54:15,079 --> 00:54:19,679
We do all these cities we filmed. The whole Thing's like, oh, pop,

1149
00:54:20,119 --> 00:54:21,320
this is genius.

1150
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 15: And I remember seeing his eyes light up in the excitement,

1151
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:31,599
and well I let him go about two weeks later.

1152
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 3: And the reason I.

1153
00:54:33,519 --> 00:54:38,639
Speaker 8: Let him go at that time was because before I

1154
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,360
got signed it live and when I first really started

1155
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:46,480
moving and grooving in my comedy career, I got the

1156
00:54:46,559 --> 00:54:50,320
uptown comedy club, and then I got some deals with

1157
00:54:50,639 --> 00:54:57,039
NBC and ABC, which was the Disney basically. But when

1158
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:02,199
when I first really started, I wasn't getting paid. I'm

1159
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,639
really young. I just got married my wife, and I

1160
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,239
really can't afford the rent. We were living in Long

1161
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:11,880
Island on top of an attic apartment, barely getting by.

1162
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,440
So I go out and do all these gigs, these

1163
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:16,960
college gigs and all that. And I'd come to him

1164
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,480
and he was like, you know, I got no money

1165
00:55:19,519 --> 00:55:20,280
and my own mile.

1166
00:55:20,880 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 4: And the story is is that this manager whoever he's

1167
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,679
talking about, suddenly shows up in like fancy cars.

1168
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:32,679
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I've heard that from like, we can skip

1169
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,639
that part. Then he's kind of poor mouthing and then

1170
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,679
and then not and then showing up rich.

1171
00:55:37,320 --> 00:55:38,119
Speaker 3: So he fires him.

1172
00:55:39,039 --> 00:55:41,639
Speaker 8: I saw it in his eyes, and part of me

1173
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:45,800
was like, little does he know I'm gonna pull the

1174
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,199
rug out from under him. So now I'm on tour.

1175
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,280
I get my two best friends I grew from Long Island,

1176
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:55,519
my friend jimmy my friend Larry At, my friend Paul.

1177
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: And we're on our tour.

1178
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,199
Speaker 8: That was one of the greatest times started the country.

1179
00:56:00,039 --> 00:56:03,559
Lars old wickha Metallica showed up in San Francisco with

1180
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:07,119
James Atfield. Lars and I were in the back of

1181
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,519
our tour bus just match it one night to system

1182
00:56:10,639 --> 00:56:17,320
Up and Down, which actually led to filming Hardcore by

1183
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,719
Comedy Central. But before all this goes down, when I

1184
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:23,599
leave the manager, some friends come up to me like, hey, man,

1185
00:56:23,679 --> 00:56:26,920
have you seen this comedian? And they got this tour

1186
00:56:27,039 --> 00:56:31,159
bus and cameras. Now I haven't, No, I don't. I

1187
00:56:31,159 --> 00:56:32,880
don't know what you're talking about. You know here more

1188
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,960
and more like hey, yeah, this guy, you know it

1189
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:39,880
kind of looks like rock and Rolling now and like no,

1190
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:47,480
And the next thing you know, a series comes out

1191
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:52,280
on one of the cable networks, huge.

1192
00:56:53,599 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 16: Like it is.

1193
00:56:55,199 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 8: It is a monstrausity at the time, which then you

1194
00:56:59,559 --> 00:57:03,559
know the he was getting, you know, movies and all

1195
00:57:03,639 --> 00:57:08,360
that jazz. I'm all for anyone getting success, but when

1196
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:19,320
I see what started this, that's mine. There's no way

1197
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,559
that I went there present this to you. I saw

1198
00:57:22,679 --> 00:57:26,320
you get excited, and now I can only say, in

1199
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,599
my opinion, what this What this guy did was turn

1200
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:33,719
around and then he explained it to his other client,

1201
00:57:34,519 --> 00:57:37,760
and then the clients sort of looked cool and hip

1202
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,639
now and rack and rolling, and they sold it to

1203
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:48,440
the network and boom. Now this time I starting to

1204
00:57:48,519 --> 00:57:49,159
raise a family.

1205
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 3: This is the worst part of this video. I agree.

1206
00:57:53,039 --> 00:57:56,199
Speaker 8: An older vinced my dad's had a couple of strokes,

1207
00:57:56,199 --> 00:57:58,559
and I convinced my parents to move to New Jersey,

1208
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,559
which is where we're living. And I always said, Hollywood

1209
00:58:02,559 --> 00:58:04,559
will always be there as long as you can make money,

1210
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,440
that's all they care about. But watching this while I'm

1211
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:11,039
just doing a gig for this amount and this amount,

1212
00:58:11,079 --> 00:58:19,280
and this person's making twenty million dollars of my project

1213
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:23,639
that I put out there, that I told this person

1214
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,079
they took it and they went that way. I can't

1215
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:30,360
prove that, but the circumstances.

1216
00:58:31,199 --> 00:58:35,239
Speaker 3: So regis, oh man, they love this stuff. I gotta

1217
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,559
make sure I'm logging into my uh I'll have to

1218
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:41,039
log in seconds to my premium account. But let me.

1219
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 4: So.

1220
00:58:44,639 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 8: Now I'm gonna take this human being down. I'm going

1221
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:50,800
to take it all down. Now I'm watching this guy

1222
00:58:51,159 --> 00:58:54,639
now is part of television and producing this show, and

1223
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:59,800
now this guy just just I'm in my basement. I'm

1224
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:10,400
I'm obsessed. Now. At the time, my wife she found Jesus,

1225
00:59:10,519 --> 00:59:14,519
she found the Lord and at that time it hands

1226
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:16,920
down and saved our marriage. So I'm in my basement

1227
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,760
and I'm finding my tapes and I'm finding the notes

1228
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,039
that when I went there and I pitched it to them,

1229
00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:26,239
and I'm and I'm and people would tell me, like,

1230
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:27,679
you know when that guy would come to the office

1231
00:59:27,719 --> 00:59:30,920
and be watching your videos. And I'm finding that message

1232
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:34,159
and all that to prove that they took this. And

1233
00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:39,039
they're out there making twenty thirty million dollars off of

1234
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,679
Jim Brewer. Well, I'm still just trying to get by

1235
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,480
and support my family because I left this world, but

1236
00:59:46,599 --> 00:59:49,280
I know I knew how to do it without Hollywood

1237
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,639
and all that. And my wife comes down, She's like,

1238
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:53,480
what what what are you doing? Jim?

1239
00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:55,079
Speaker 3: You don't understand.

1240
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:58,320
Speaker 8: I'm taking them down deep, I'm taking them down. He

1241
00:59:58,599 --> 01:00:01,119
stole this idea. And he says to me in the

1242
01:00:01,159 --> 01:00:04,679
most calm, She went, Jim, let him have it, let

1243
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:08,320
him let him have it. Is that?

1244
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 3: What is that?

1245
01:00:09,599 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 8: That's your solution? Let him have it? She went, Jim,

1246
01:00:12,719 --> 01:00:14,840
God has you right where he wants you.

1247
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:20,639
Speaker 3: I would not what I want to hear right now,

1248
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:23,519
not what I want to hear.

1249
01:00:25,159 --> 01:00:27,960
Speaker 8: God has me right where I want, right where he

1250
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,760
wants me. While they're making.

1251
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:35,079
Speaker 3: Twenty mill gosh, the li on I's get I stole it.

1252
01:00:36,239 --> 01:00:39,719
He's so good, dude. He looked at he saw it.

1253
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:40,840
This happened.

1254
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:42,239
Speaker 8: He's so many folded.

1255
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,719
Speaker 3: They went to a network. He stole it.

1256
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,559
Speaker 8: That's our money, d that's our money. God has you

1257
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:54,679
right where he wants you. You said you wanted to

1258
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,440
be home around your family. You have your family. You

1259
01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:03,519
said you wanted to live a simpler life. We're living

1260
01:01:03,559 --> 01:01:06,960
a simpler life, Jim. You said you wanted to be

1261
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:11,639
close to your parents. Your parents are now three miles

1262
01:01:11,679 --> 01:01:13,760
from us, so you can always check in on them.

1263
01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: Let them have it.

1264
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:21,239
Speaker 8: Let's see where they are five years from now, ten

1265
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:24,159
years from now. She's Jim, I've never met anyone so

1266
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,400
creative of my life.

1267
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,280
Speaker 3: If they have to.

1268
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:32,159
Speaker 8: Take something in order to become something, that'll all come

1269
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:41,320
back tom in time. You have no clue, no clue

1270
01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:48,519
how hard that is, but I trust it.

1271
01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 3: Well.

1272
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:55,840
Speaker 8: The best years of my life was living in that

1273
01:01:55,960 --> 01:02:00,639
home and chest Or raising my daughters, being close to

1274
01:02:00,719 --> 01:02:04,400
my family and my mother and my father. Best years,

1275
01:02:05,679 --> 01:02:13,599
and during that time I watched the comedian who rose

1276
01:02:14,239 --> 01:02:21,719
to the absolute top and then whatever circumstances started crumbling.

1277
01:02:22,719 --> 01:02:25,760
And I wouldn't wish that on anyone. And I saw

1278
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:32,039
the guy who I pitched it to slowly getting accused

1279
01:02:32,079 --> 01:02:39,599
of things and also slowly coming down. And during that

1280
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:45,719
period of time, I got to see my three daughters

1281
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,239
grow up.

1282
01:02:47,519 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 3: It's great, dude.

1283
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:52,119
Speaker 8: I got to be around family, and I thought about you.

1284
01:02:52,599 --> 01:02:55,679
I even got to be there for my parents when

1285
01:02:55,679 --> 01:03:00,199
they got older. You know, I beg, guy, my whole life,

1286
01:03:00,239 --> 01:03:01,960
I just want to be there. And my dad passed

1287
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,519
and I hold my dad to his last breath.

1288
01:03:07,079 --> 01:03:08,039
Speaker 3: You want to make me cry?

1289
01:03:08,199 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 8: Dude?

1290
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,679
Speaker 3: Did I get to do all that?

1291
01:03:10,679 --> 01:03:14,199
Speaker 8: I get to be there with my mom when she passed,

1292
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:21,079
and that that that is greater than any dollar you

1293
01:03:21,159 --> 01:03:28,119
can ever throw in front of my face. Now that

1294
01:03:28,519 --> 01:03:31,199
I had to go to California, Okay, that's fine.

1295
01:03:31,639 --> 01:03:34,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then he has an encounter with Dane. But yeah,

1296
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:35,440
but that seem cool.

1297
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, that's that's all.

1298
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,719
Speaker 3: That's a that's a crazy video, dude. It's a tear durgger.

1299
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,480
That's a crazy video.

1300
01:03:45,079 --> 01:03:48,840
Speaker 4: So, Johnny, So I do I do a show called

1301
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:53,119
The Vivid video comedy tour, and I remember I got

1302
01:03:53,199 --> 01:03:53,599
booked on.

1303
01:03:53,719 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 3: Everyone's like you got booked triple on the show.

1304
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:59,920
Speaker 4: The show it's porn stars and comics and it's out

1305
01:04:00,079 --> 01:04:04,400
Nerve Vibe, and traffic's so bad. I'm getting there late

1306
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,880
and they're like, dude, if you're not here in time,

1307
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:09,199
we got put Burt Kreischer up.

1308
01:04:09,239 --> 01:04:12,000
Speaker 3: I go and listen. Burt Kreuser is great, you're doing

1309
01:04:12,079 --> 01:04:15,440
time on it. I'm doing stand up. Burt Kreuscher phenomenal.

1310
01:04:16,039 --> 01:04:17,760
I'm such a phenomenal comic.

1311
01:04:19,599 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 4: But I've been following absolute monsters at the store, Eddie,

1312
01:04:25,719 --> 01:04:32,440
Eddie Griffin, Dice Clay, Brian Holtzman, Joe Rogan, like dudes

1313
01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,840
were annihilate Joey Diaz, not doing well after him, but

1314
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:36,880
still following him.

1315
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:39,639
Speaker 3: Right, So I'm like, you know what, I go put

1316
01:04:39,719 --> 01:04:41,840
him up. We'll see what happens.

1317
01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:42,079
Speaker 4: Right.

1318
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:47,719
Speaker 3: So they put him up and burn and I instantly connected.

1319
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,719
Speaker 4: Like the first time we did the Young Comedian special,

1320
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,199
it was like me, Burke Reischer, Steve Burne, Brian Holtzman

1321
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:58,519
was in it, and Barry Katz ran it and we

1322
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,840
hit and we really because when I was young, I

1323
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:05,960
used to fucking be a gunslinger. I was a fucking cowboy,

1324
01:05:06,039 --> 01:05:08,239
and there could be only one sheriff, right, And I

1325
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,159
realized what And I learned that from studying my father.

1326
01:05:11,639 --> 01:05:15,440
He never my dad would always get along with people

1327
01:05:15,519 --> 01:05:19,599
on this level below him, kindest dude, anyone above him.

1328
01:05:19,719 --> 01:05:21,559
Speaker 3: It was war all the time.

1329
01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,360
Speaker 4: My dad had that, and I was starting to have

1330
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:27,119
that my my career, right, and I was starting to

1331
01:05:27,119 --> 01:05:30,039
fight with people. So it's made a decision to like,

1332
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,519
I'm not gonna fight with people. I'm gonna love people. So,

1333
01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,440
like I saw Burt, I told him how funny he

1334
01:05:35,719 --> 01:05:37,280
was and how much I loved his act, and we

1335
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:40,159
just hit it off right there. I do think Burt

1336
01:05:40,159 --> 01:05:41,960
gets really weird when I try to talk to him

1337
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,480
about sobriety. So I stopped, Oh yeah, because he's I

1338
01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:49,119
mean yeah, I mean, like just think he's just going

1339
01:05:49,599 --> 01:05:51,639
it's his thing. Who am I to tell him anything?

1340
01:05:51,679 --> 01:05:54,320
He's super successful, But I think he gets weird with me.

1341
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 6: Well imagine being him too, where that's I mean, that's

1342
01:05:56,559 --> 01:05:59,000
literally his identity, but it's not.

1343
01:05:59,639 --> 01:06:03,400
Speaker 3: But I mean to him, that's that's his velvet prison.

1344
01:06:03,519 --> 01:06:05,159
He lives in his golden prison.

1345
01:06:05,239 --> 01:06:08,199
Speaker 4: He lives in handcuffs right where he just thinks that

1346
01:06:08,599 --> 01:06:11,119
if he stops drinking, no one's gonna like him.

1347
01:06:11,239 --> 01:06:13,760
Speaker 5: It's like comedians, you're afraid to lose weight, you get healthy.

1348
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,679
Speaker 4: Well you get told that by your agents. Hey, if

1349
01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:17,440
you lose all this weight, you're not gonna get rolls.

1350
01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:19,480
Well I'm gonna die. That's crazy.

1351
01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:23,280
Speaker 3: I'd rather be alive and get no role. Literally dead,

1352
01:06:23,599 --> 01:06:27,239
that's literal sac So so we we We.

1353
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,280
Speaker 4: Did the Vivid Video Comedy Tour and then they just

1354
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:33,800
ended it. But I'm I'm so anyways, I go to a.

1355
01:06:34,039 --> 01:06:37,599
I go to Irvine Bird's on stage crushing and they're like, Sam,

1356
01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:40,920
I'm triple A. I go up and I just annihilated.

1357
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,480
And that's when I realized that you need to find

1358
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,880
a crowd. So I'm like, Okay, this is my crowd.

1359
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,559
Anyone who goes watched porn Star's gonna love my dirty comedy.

1360
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:52,239
So the Vivid Video Comedy Tour ends. It just ends,

1361
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,840
and I'm like, I can't let this go. I gotta

1362
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:58,639
do it myself. So I pitched the show Comedy Central.

1363
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:02,280
I've told story where so they have this theater down

1364
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,800
the street where they at the time, Comedy Central was

1365
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:13,719
doing what they called showcase pilots, you know, and basically

1366
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:16,360
what they you would do a mini pilot, and they

1367
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,800
just came up with a way to not pay you

1368
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:20,880
money for your idea, and so they gave us five grand.

1369
01:07:21,639 --> 01:07:24,519
Dana goes into her money for it. It's a big

1370
01:07:24,559 --> 01:07:27,480
reason off pocket, you might say out of pocket. Dana

1371
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,400
goes out of pocket for a lot of stuff, and

1372
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:32,840
she does it great because Dana is an all timer.

1373
01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 3: She stood on business. She's one hundred percent. She stood

1374
01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:40,519
on business. So so we go there, dude.

1375
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,639
Speaker 4: So they tell us it's the first time in the

1376
01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:47,599
history of this theater that someone for Comedy Central pitch pilots.

1377
01:07:47,599 --> 01:07:50,320
They are called for their pitch poet the first time

1378
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:53,719
they sold it out. And there's only there's only one

1379
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:55,280
hundred seats in the thing, and.

1380
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,079
Speaker 3: We sold it out.

1381
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:59,480
Speaker 4: And all the Comedy Central stars that went on to

1382
01:07:59,519 --> 01:08:03,400
be great, they're all unknowns now and Comedy Central sent

1383
01:08:03,519 --> 01:08:06,039
them here to show how to do a pitch pilot.

1384
01:08:06,199 --> 01:08:08,480
Speaker 3: Because we had Dana who was just like blah blah blah.

1385
01:08:09,199 --> 01:08:11,400
We I make a fatal mistake.

1386
01:08:12,039 --> 01:08:14,199
Speaker 4: This is my mistake that just got me in trouble,

1387
01:08:14,719 --> 01:08:17,039
and it's why I've been basically I got black Ball

1388
01:08:17,119 --> 01:08:20,399
from Comedy Central is that I was doing it with

1389
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:22,119
a porn star. I'm not gonna say her name, but

1390
01:08:22,279 --> 01:08:24,800
she was, and I'm doing coke at the time. You

1391
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:27,960
have said it before, though I have. I've told the story.

1392
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:32,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. Okay. So anyways, so the show

1393
01:08:32,079 --> 01:08:33,600
we did, We do the show. We do the show.

1394
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 4: It's huge secks success. They're like, we love this show.

1395
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:40,239
We hate Sam Tripley. I get dropped by my manager

1396
01:08:40,319 --> 01:08:43,520
right after that. Devastating long story. I don't want to

1397
01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:46,079
go into any more of that, but anyways, we're doing

1398
01:08:46,119 --> 01:08:48,279
all these no I go, I'm not gonna stop doing it.

1399
01:08:48,359 --> 01:08:49,840
I'm gonna try to blow this ship up.

1400
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,079
Speaker 3: It's yours.

1401
01:08:51,479 --> 01:08:54,159
Speaker 4: So we're doing the show. So Johnny, I hand to god,

1402
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:57,199
we're doing this fucking show. This guy's like, I got

1403
01:08:57,279 --> 01:09:01,119
these agents that are int in. These production companies are

1404
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:02,960
interested in the show. They want to come to the show.

1405
01:09:03,199 --> 01:09:06,199
And we're doing the improv. We're doing New Year's Even

1406
01:09:06,319 --> 01:09:10,159
numbers and liquor because you have strippers, porn stars.

1407
01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 3: Everyone's on blow and their drink. It's crazy.

1408
01:09:13,039 --> 01:09:16,319
Speaker 4: We're setting huge numbers and the improv is so fucking stupid.

1409
01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:19,680
They moved it from the Tuesday night to Saturday night

1410
01:09:19,720 --> 01:09:20,319
and it died.

1411
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,680
Speaker 5: And that's when the copy was good on Tuesday night,

1412
01:09:22,760 --> 01:09:24,319
and it was a Saturday night, not not.

1413
01:09:24,479 --> 01:09:25,960
Speaker 3: Because that's when everybody worked.

1414
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:29,000
Speaker 4: They're all stripping, they're all, it's not good, and they

1415
01:09:29,319 --> 01:09:31,279
you know, I was doing on a shoe string budget.

1416
01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 5: People forget how big coke was too, because this fentanyl

1417
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:34,000
thing is.

1418
01:09:34,279 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 3: This way before fentanyl.

1419
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 4: Boy and dude, and then we lived right down the

1420
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:40,359
street and we would just all go to my apartment

1421
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:40,840
and just.

1422
01:09:41,159 --> 01:09:44,800
Speaker 3: Rage bro dude. We were kings and we didn't even

1423
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,359
know it. So anyways, so these guys come up, they're like,

1424
01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:49,800
we love the show. We love the show.

1425
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,800
Speaker 4: The agent a week later goes, I have something to

1426
01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:56,840
tell you. He goes, it's I had nothing.

1427
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,880
Speaker 3: To do with this. I go what I go.

1428
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,880
Speaker 4: I looked at the trades to for roles. Those guys

1429
01:10:04,880 --> 01:10:08,039
basically sold your idea, and they were so dumb. They

1430
01:10:08,199 --> 01:10:11,640
kept the names of the characters like Schwarma, the ac

1431
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:16,239
eating persian. You're joking from Julia who played the piano.

1432
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:18,880
All this crazy thing you have this part before.

1433
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:21,920
Speaker 3: So I'm at the comedy store one day and I say,

1434
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,640
the motherfucker there, Well, what I mean you don't have

1435
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:27,520
any recourse for that. I mean, if you that's your ip, right, surely,

1436
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:31,359
I mean, what can you do? What can you do?

1437
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:33,640
Speaker 5: I mean you didn't think.

1438
01:10:34,039 --> 01:10:39,520
Speaker 4: Here's the problem, Johnny. Everyone loves my ideas. They hate me,

1439
01:10:40,399 --> 01:10:42,399
and they think they can do the show without me.

1440
01:10:43,279 --> 01:10:45,680
Every time, every show they do it without me, it

1441
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:50,920
fails because it takes a certain person to allow other

1442
01:10:51,119 --> 01:10:54,359
people to shine. And the whole theory behind the Naughty

1443
01:10:54,399 --> 01:10:57,319
Show was like, I'm gonna let artists be the best

1444
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:01,279
version of themselves. Let them come and steal the show.

1445
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 3: That's all I want. So anyways, I see the guy.

1446
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:07,479
I've run up to him. I go, hey, motherfucker. He goes,

1447
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:09,760
oh oh, I go yeah, doc, And I.

1448
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 4: Go, hey, everybody, do not let this guy come and

1449
01:11:13,880 --> 01:11:16,800
see your shows. He'll steer your ideas. He goes, I'm sorry,

1450
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,760
I'm sorry. We'll stop it right there. And he took

1451
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,560
everything in the world for me not to knock this

1452
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,680
motherfucker out. It took everything in the world. The point

1453
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,239
of that story is they're all vipers.

1454
01:11:27,319 --> 01:11:29,800
Speaker 3: Dude, did they stop it? Yeah, it didn't go anywhere

1455
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,920
because he can't do without me.

1456
01:11:31,399 --> 01:11:33,520
Speaker 4: Me and Jason Tebow came up with all the ideas

1457
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,560
and then conspiracy made the crazy videos.

1458
01:11:37,319 --> 01:11:40,600
Speaker 3: Who is that? He was the Johnny before Johnny?

1459
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:41,680
Speaker 5: But you're still talking to him?

1460
01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:43,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I just talked to him a couple of

1461
01:11:43,039 --> 01:11:43,399
days ago.

1462
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,279
Speaker 5: He's a local guy.

1463
01:11:44,359 --> 01:11:47,640
Speaker 4: Guess who else I talked to? Do you remember Bayula? No,

1464
01:11:48,239 --> 01:11:49,800
you never met Bayuli the Great War.

1465
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,319
Speaker 5: I've never heard that word before.

1466
01:11:51,359 --> 01:11:52,920
Speaker 3: I don't know what. So his name was Bayoul.

1467
01:11:53,600 --> 01:11:56,359
Speaker 4: He was a black comic that looked like every famous

1468
01:11:56,479 --> 01:11:58,119
black comic or black.

1469
01:11:58,039 --> 01:11:59,039
Speaker 3: Celebrity you've ever saw.

1470
01:11:59,119 --> 01:12:02,159
Speaker 4: He literally looked like any west Don Cheetah whatever that

1471
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:06,239
guy is, Cheetle. He looked exactly like that. So anyways,

1472
01:12:06,560 --> 01:12:09,600
he he's a friend of ours. He's he went through

1473
01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:12,760
the foster system. We love him very much. He becomes homeless,

1474
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,720
I'm like, sleep in my house. Oh yeah, dude, he

1475
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,239
slept on my couch for an hour and a year

1476
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:20,119
and a half. I'm like, and they come home.

1477
01:12:20,159 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 3: He's watching Comedy Central during the day.

1478
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:23,199
Speaker 5: I'm like the House on the Hill.

1479
01:12:23,319 --> 01:12:25,600
Speaker 4: No, No, this was our apartment down the street. He's

1480
01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,680
sleeping on my couch. I come home from working my

1481
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,399
ass off. He's watching Comedy Central during today. I'm like,

1482
01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:32,720
you gotta go, dude, You've been here long enough. You're

1483
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,800
watching Comedy Central during the day. I just had the valet.

1484
01:12:36,479 --> 01:12:38,279
Now I ever tell you the crazy stories where I

1485
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:42,000
went to Montreal, bombed, came back into the valet park people.

1486
01:12:42,119 --> 01:12:44,880
Speaker 3: I was in the show with Oh, no, no, you've

1487
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:46,760
told all the Montreal No, that's so funny.

1488
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,640
Speaker 4: I bombed so hard that I was dead. It was

1489
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,159
like to be it was like, I gotta be honest

1490
01:12:52,199 --> 01:12:54,760
with you. It's like almost what this story is. The

1491
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,680
blessings of my life is that I was hated by

1492
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:01,319
the industry early, and then the came in and she

1493
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:03,600
had all these great ideas and we found ways to

1494
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,239
make money like no one else was doing it.

1495
01:13:05,319 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 3: Now everyone steals our shit.

1496
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,159
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're kind of You've kind of like like a

1497
01:13:08,359 --> 01:13:10,199
you're some kind of like creature that came out of

1498
01:13:10,279 --> 01:13:12,880
the like adapted to living in the sewers, you know, And.

1499
01:13:12,960 --> 01:13:15,399
Speaker 3: Yeah you're Johnny I. I people think I'm crazy.

1500
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 4: I push culture like we did The Naughty Show before

1501
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:20,399
you know it because when I started the Naughty Show,

1502
01:13:20,439 --> 01:13:23,119
Everyone's doing Seinfeld. So and then all of a sudden,

1503
01:13:23,159 --> 01:13:25,479
now everybody's doing dirty comedy. Now, I'm not saying I

1504
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,479
was the only one to do that. David Tal all

1505
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,199
the guys out of New York were doing it, but

1506
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:31,800
in La everybody wanted to be Seinfeld, so it was

1507
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:35,119
just me and Joey Diaz and Rogan was doing filthy,

1508
01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:37,680
but mostly everyone was doing observational, clean comedy.

1509
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:41,520
Speaker 3: Now everyone's doing dirty. Now everybody's in the conspiracies all

1510
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:45,359
the time. Where the conspiracy thing is going big, going nuts. Dude,

1511
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:47,039
I push cultured.

1512
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:49,680
Speaker 6: I mean Tucker just did a whole thing on nine

1513
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:53,479
to eleven, like where he he goes there pretty well, yeah, like,

1514
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:54,760
I mean pretty solidly.

1515
01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:57,359
Speaker 5: He gets into everything. You're like Building seven and all.

1516
01:13:57,239 --> 01:13:59,039
Speaker 3: The did you talk about Building six?

1517
01:13:59,560 --> 01:13:59,600
Speaker 12: No?

1518
01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:02,760
Speaker 3: No, no, oh, nobody did.

1519
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:05,199
Speaker 4: One of my favorite moments ever in the in the

1520
01:14:05,319 --> 01:14:08,560
podcast is two times when I told Greg Carwood the

1521
01:14:08,720 --> 01:14:12,199
og of Conspiracies about Building six and Tim Dillon. You know,

1522
01:14:12,279 --> 01:14:16,319
I'm the first West Coast podcasts ever have Tim Dillon

1523
01:14:16,359 --> 01:14:19,520
as a guest and no kidding, yeah, off the great

1524
01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:20,800
Ryan's like you got you got.

1525
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,800
Speaker 3: To meet this guy Tim Dillon. He's fuck he's fired, dude.

1526
01:14:24,239 --> 01:14:27,680
Speaker 4: So I had him on on Skankfest in skank Fast.

1527
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:29,239
I remember that, and I remember when I got to

1528
01:14:29,319 --> 01:14:31,840
tell him. I was like, it was like conspiracy Christmas.

1529
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,520
So it happens all the time, dude. Now it's getting

1530
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,279
harder and harder because people just go right to the

1531
01:14:38,319 --> 01:14:39,399
Internet with their ideas.

1532
01:14:41,199 --> 01:14:43,399
Speaker 3: What's getting harder? What do you mean for these people

1533
01:14:43,439 --> 01:14:44,279
to steal your ideas?

1534
01:14:44,319 --> 01:14:44,399
Speaker 4: Oh?

1535
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:46,720
Speaker 3: Oh gotcha? Yeah, yeah, I guess, I mean, I guess

1536
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,199
that's harder.

1537
01:14:47,279 --> 01:14:50,800
Speaker 6: But then the unfortunate side of side effect of that

1538
01:14:50,960 --> 01:14:52,960
is that they're not as polished as they would be,

1539
01:14:53,079 --> 01:14:54,399
you know what I mean. They don't get the production

1540
01:14:54,520 --> 01:14:55,520
and all that behind them.

1541
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,279
Speaker 4: So well, eventually you get bigger, like Workaholics was an

1542
01:14:58,319 --> 01:15:00,359
internet show that became a human unguess.

1543
01:15:01,279 --> 01:15:03,560
Speaker 5: But that even that path isn't really there anymore where

1544
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,760
you go from web show.

1545
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,439
Speaker 3: Web series because there's no show.

1546
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:09,199
Speaker 5: There's what I'm saying, like comedy since you can't put

1547
01:15:09,359 --> 01:15:09,600
do that?

1548
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 4: Where is comedy sound like the MTV Music Awards were

1549
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:16,319
last night? Where is MTV used to be such a

1550
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:19,119
the Lady got guys doing stuff from twenty years ago,

1551
01:15:19,239 --> 01:15:22,920
acting like she's edgy, like you know, her friend mysteriously died,

1552
01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:23,319
you know that.

1553
01:15:23,479 --> 01:15:25,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like you no one talks about that.

1554
01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:28,439
Speaker 4: And the mother of the woman that died tried to

1555
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:31,640
get to get it out and the record labels killed

1556
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,159
it because she was one of only two people at

1557
01:15:34,199 --> 01:15:36,000
the time selling any tickets and that was her and

1558
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:36,760
Justin Bieber.

1559
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:41,640
Speaker 3: Speaking of selling out, we went to see Oasis, right

1560
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:44,319
well crazy, right.

1561
01:15:45,159 --> 01:15:48,920
Speaker 6: I was thinking about, like what could bring together, you know,

1562
01:15:49,119 --> 01:15:52,079
people like that show, Like what kind of reunion If

1563
01:15:53,079 --> 01:15:55,399
Kurt Cobaine in faked his death, maybe you could get

1564
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,000
Nirvana back together. I was thinking maybe Morrissey and if

1565
01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:01,159
Johnny mar Morris got back together and did the Smiths,

1566
01:16:01,159 --> 01:16:02,920
because the Smiths are big in LA, Like, you could

1567
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:05,760
probably sell out the Rose Bowl if the Smiths got

1568
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:08,319
back together for the first time in decades and decades.

1569
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:10,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you have to have been away for a

1570
01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,159
very long a long time, a very long.

1571
01:16:13,079 --> 01:16:15,560
Speaker 6: Time, like Radioheads coming back after like five or seven

1572
01:16:15,640 --> 01:16:19,359
years off. But they weren't broken up, they just weren't touring. Yeah,

1573
01:16:19,439 --> 01:16:21,239
and they just did they did this creepy thing where

1574
01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:24,000
they dropped flyers around different European cities that don't even

1575
01:16:24,039 --> 01:16:28,159
say and like what it's for really, and then they

1576
01:16:28,199 --> 01:16:29,199
confirmed a couple.

1577
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,560
Speaker 3: Of days ago that they're going to be I don't

1578
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,840
know anybody that could sell that out like that.

1579
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 5: Like the Talking Heads Sprint coming back would be a

1580
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:35,880
big deal, but not.

1581
01:16:36,199 --> 01:16:39,560
Speaker 3: They just aren't big enough. Gave early. Glacias is the

1582
01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:42,840
only comic that I mean, he sold out, he stole.

1583
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:49,720
He's doing the ram Stadium. That's he's doing so far. Yeah, Oh,

1584
01:16:50,119 --> 01:16:52,880
we've got Joe coy on it. Arguably that's not a

1585
01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:54,239
good venue for music, by the way.

1586
01:16:54,279 --> 01:16:56,079
Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, We've seen a couple of concerts and

1587
01:16:56,359 --> 01:16:58,119
I didn't think it was kind of soul this right

1588
01:16:58,159 --> 01:17:00,640
maybe if you're down on the I just think he's

1589
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:03,000
doing it for the sake of and everyone will go

1590
01:17:03,079 --> 01:17:06,520
there going. I saw him here, that's it. And he's

1591
01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:10,920
such a good guy. So anyway, So, Johnny, I'm gonna

1592
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:15,279
be honest with you, Oasis has never been a band

1593
01:17:15,359 --> 01:17:18,640
for me. I like Champagne, Super and Nova. I think

1594
01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:24,479
everyone likes that. Yeah, so so, But it seemed like

1595
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:27,479
such a cultural event that when you're like you want

1596
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:28,680
to go, and I'm like, fine, i'll go.

1597
01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:33,479
Speaker 3: I'll go check it out. And so I always invite.

1598
01:17:33,159 --> 01:17:35,199
Speaker 4: Dana and then Dana doesn't want to go, and then

1599
01:17:35,279 --> 01:17:37,199
day of the concert she gives me shit that I'm

1600
01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,960
not taking her. Every time, I'm like, Dana, you want

1601
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:40,800
to go see Oasis?

1602
01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:41,000
Speaker 12: No.

1603
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,439
Speaker 4: And it's hard for Dana because she made a living

1604
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:47,000
in that for so long. She's seen so many concerts,

1605
01:17:48,199 --> 01:17:51,239
so she's like no. I'm like okay, and then day

1606
01:17:51,279 --> 01:17:53,600
off she's like, why aren't you going? Why aren't I going?

1607
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 8: I go?

1608
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,920
Speaker 3: I asked you to go. You didn't want to go.

1609
01:17:57,239 --> 01:18:01,119
I asked her to And so day comes. How much

1610
01:18:01,159 --> 01:18:03,880
were tickets Johnny? How much?

1611
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:08,720
Speaker 6: It was four ninety five plus fees? Oh my something

1612
01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:09,520
plus feg Just.

1613
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 4: Spending five hundred dollars on a band you don't even

1614
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:12,880
listen to.

1615
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,399
Speaker 3: I can't believe you. And I thought you were.

1616
01:18:14,439 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 5: I thought everybody in the nineties was an Oasis, aren't they?

1617
01:18:17,159 --> 01:18:18,960
Speaker 4: Dude? I was in the hip hop, I mean you

1618
01:18:19,039 --> 01:18:21,560
knew I was in the hard metal, Johnny. The music

1619
01:18:21,680 --> 01:18:24,920
I like, it's very simple. I like music that you

1620
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,960
want to commit a crime spree. After listening, we he

1621
01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:29,720
says some of that though they do so listen. I'm

1622
01:18:29,720 --> 01:18:31,920
gonna be okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I

1623
01:18:32,479 --> 01:18:35,239
was blown away by the show. And that's from a

1624
01:18:35,279 --> 01:18:38,359
guy who doesn't even listen. I didn't know a lot

1625
01:18:38,359 --> 01:18:40,640
of songs and knew a couple of the songs. Song

1626
01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:45,239
you told me to stay tu uh four I did forever, Yeah,

1627
01:18:45,399 --> 01:18:49,239
and it was great. So anyways, you go there, they're like,

1628
01:18:49,399 --> 01:18:53,039
it's either fifty dollars parking or seventy five dollars parking

1629
01:18:53,199 --> 01:18:55,000
or sixty something, sixty.

1630
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,159
Speaker 3: Something or two hundred dollars and you're two feet from

1631
01:18:57,199 --> 01:18:59,279
the thing. And I'm like, you know what, I got

1632
01:18:59,399 --> 01:19:00,920
a gig at the comedy store.

1633
01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:02,600
Speaker 5: We did RV and LIMO parking.

1634
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,119
Speaker 3: By the way, if I wasn't the only one, there

1635
01:19:04,159 --> 01:19:05,800
were a ton of regular cars in there.

1636
01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:07,920
Speaker 6: And did you because that's where Paul McCartney. People called

1637
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:10,039
Paul McCartney leaving and he was parking in that area too.

1638
01:19:10,119 --> 01:19:12,359
Wait so you just drove right of the stadiums that

1639
01:19:12,399 --> 01:19:12,680
what they did.

1640
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:15,840
Speaker 3: I literally right next to the state. It was crazy.

1641
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:20,520
Speaker 4: So so anyways, so when Oasis is coming, they send

1642
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,920
you this thing and They're like, be there by four pm.

1643
01:19:23,039 --> 01:19:25,119
Speaker 3: They scare the shit out of here, and I'm like, dude,

1644
01:19:25,159 --> 01:19:25,800
this is LA.

1645
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 4: We don't do that except for if your name is

1646
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,439
Johnny Woodard and then you show up two days before

1647
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:32,239
the concert getting ready to go in.

1648
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 3: So Johnny gets there way before the You got their

1649
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:37,760
way about five. I got about five five.

1650
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:40,000
Speaker 4: I didn't get there till, I'd say, because I just

1651
01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:43,279
wanted to see Cage's White Elephant Cage, the Elephant Cage,

1652
01:19:43,399 --> 01:19:45,439
the Elephant. I wanted to see them because there there

1653
01:19:45,439 --> 01:19:47,159
are a couple of their songs are in my workout

1654
01:19:47,319 --> 01:19:48,119
their playlist.

1655
01:19:48,279 --> 01:19:49,000
Speaker 3: I enjoyed them.

1656
01:19:49,039 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 5: They're more like girl rock for me.

1657
01:19:51,079 --> 01:19:54,199
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean like gross. Anyways, I enjoyed a

1658
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:57,640
couple of it. So anyways, we do the show. The show,

1659
01:19:58,039 --> 01:19:59,680
They're like, get there by four. I'm like, I'm not

1660
01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:00,359
getting there.

1661
01:20:00,279 --> 01:20:01,279
Speaker 3: Till they get there five.

1662
01:20:01,359 --> 01:20:02,640
Speaker 5: But yeah, which is ridiculous.

1663
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:05,159
Speaker 3: And I thought they said four pm, giants.

1664
01:20:05,039 --> 01:20:05,439
Speaker 5: Five pm.

1665
01:20:05,479 --> 01:20:06,920
Speaker 3: It's fine. I checked it, It's fine.

1666
01:20:06,960 --> 01:20:10,039
Speaker 4: I'm certain I didn't get there till seven, and you

1667
01:20:10,159 --> 01:20:12,720
were totally fine doing that, probably right. Yeah, So anyways,

1668
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:15,720
Johnny gets days when I found out those they're trying

1669
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,359
to sell parking is what that is. They're lying saying

1670
01:20:18,399 --> 01:20:20,279
that you won't be because the next day I got

1671
01:20:20,319 --> 01:20:23,079
there at six no traffic, you walk, you go drive

1672
01:20:23,199 --> 01:20:25,319
right up there, lying bro because they were sending me

1673
01:20:25,399 --> 01:20:28,079
text parking is selling out by your parking.

1674
01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,319
Speaker 3: Is lying, scaring to suck.

1675
01:20:31,479 --> 01:20:32,199
Speaker 5: That's what I realized.

1676
01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:34,680
Speaker 3: Well, the Rose Bowl's in trouble because u c l

1677
01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:37,560
A Football sucks and they suck the people that run

1678
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,199
that thing. Of course we're gonna get into that.

1679
01:20:39,239 --> 01:20:42,560
Speaker 4: Now there's there's all these other arenas. They they were

1680
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,840
the king Ship. It was like them in the Colisseum.

1681
01:20:45,159 --> 01:20:47,760
Now I got Staple Center, you got into it, Dome,

1682
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,720
better amenities, it's you got, you got, you got the

1683
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:56,800
the La Raider La Ram Stadium. So far, that's absolutely

1684
01:20:56,920 --> 01:21:00,439
gorgeous palace. It looks like it's starts. You feel like

1685
01:21:00,479 --> 01:21:01,800
you're in the starship.

1686
01:21:01,439 --> 01:21:04,640
Speaker 6: Ent And I should say when I got there before

1687
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,920
you they at every I've been to Edinburgh and the

1688
01:21:08,039 --> 01:21:10,720
people that had the ticket that we had in Edinburgh

1689
01:21:11,079 --> 01:21:16,960
in Scotland were escorted to the very front before anybody

1690
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,199
else was allowed in the stadium by an army of

1691
01:21:19,359 --> 01:21:22,319
security like you were the royal family, bro. They took

1692
01:21:22,399 --> 01:21:24,520
you down in there and led you right to the barricade.

1693
01:21:24,960 --> 01:21:29,119
And we're in Scotland, Dublin, Edinburgh, Edinburgh, we're French festus.

1694
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:30,920
It was going on at the same time. Actually, it's

1695
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:31,920
crazy and.

1696
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:36,920
Speaker 4: In La nobody knew what the fuck was happening. So

1697
01:21:37,119 --> 01:21:39,720
so Johnny gets here. This is important. Johnny gets her

1698
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:42,279
way before me. Now that's fine, it's one of his

1699
01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:42,800
favorite bank.

1700
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:45,439
Speaker 6: Well, no, and I expected to be let in early

1701
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,159
and not to have to wait in a line behind

1702
01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:51,039
everybody else, and we they stuck us just we had

1703
01:21:51,039 --> 01:21:52,399
to go in the back of the line with everybody else.

1704
01:21:52,399 --> 01:21:54,199
So we didn't get in early, even though that's what

1705
01:21:54,319 --> 01:21:56,359
you literally says on the ticket prior to you get

1706
01:21:56,359 --> 01:21:58,399
early entry and you're guaranteed to be in the front area.

1707
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,680
Speaker 3: So Johnny gets in early. I'm trying to find the

1708
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:02,439
tent to go to.

1709
01:22:03,560 --> 01:22:07,600
Speaker 4: The people that work at the roads Ball are literal idiots, idiots.

1710
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:11,600
I hate saying that about people, but they're idiots, dude.

1711
01:22:11,920 --> 01:22:14,039
They just people are getting dum I hate when people

1712
01:22:14,079 --> 01:22:16,680
say they're getting dumber. They are, they're not. They have

1713
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:20,560
no problem solving skills anymore because everyone's parents.

1714
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,319
Speaker 3: Like with my daughter, I'm kind of like, solve the problem,

1715
01:22:23,640 --> 01:22:25,720
solve it. How are you going to solve this problem?

1716
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:26,760
You have this issue?

1717
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:30,560
Speaker 4: Like we go to like a park and she gets

1718
01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:32,840
stuck real high and she's like, Daddy, I'm stuck. I'm like,

1719
01:22:33,319 --> 01:22:35,279
solve the problem, figure it out.

1720
01:22:35,439 --> 01:22:37,800
Speaker 3: How are you gonna get down? And parents just give

1721
01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:39,600
me dirty looks like I should run up there and

1722
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:42,880
get her. No, dude, no, dude, Like dude.

1723
01:22:42,880 --> 01:22:45,039
Speaker 4: When I go to like Jama Juice because my daughters

1724
01:22:45,119 --> 01:22:47,760
love Jama Juice and like, I go, hey, can I

1725
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,600
pay with card and tip you with cat?

1726
01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:49,760
Speaker 8: Oh?

1727
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:50,039
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1728
01:22:50,079 --> 01:22:52,079
Speaker 4: And then I hand them the tip and they just

1729
01:22:52,159 --> 01:22:54,439
stare at the tip and the price and they they

1730
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:55,119
can't come.

1731
01:22:55,239 --> 01:22:59,000
Speaker 3: I go, it's your tip. Oh thank you. I'm like,

1732
01:22:59,119 --> 01:23:03,319
we're fuck dude, we're fun. So So Johnny gets there early.

1733
01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:04,439
I get there a little later.

1734
01:23:04,560 --> 01:23:07,000
Speaker 4: I pay for two hundred dollars parking cause I know

1735
01:23:07,119 --> 01:23:08,720
I got to get to the comedy store and top.

1736
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,439
Speaker 6: I should say also, I got there early because our

1737
01:23:10,479 --> 01:23:13,199
tickets also gave us access to a little museum they

1738
01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:14,479
set up with memorabilia.

1739
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:16,119
Speaker 3: It was a garbage worthless.

1740
01:23:16,319 --> 01:23:18,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like it's like it probably was like a

1741
01:23:18,359 --> 01:23:20,560
garage sale in La where it's like, oh, you're just

1742
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:21,720
trying to sell your trash.

1743
01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,880
Speaker 5: It was the coolest thing was like handwritten lyrics of

1744
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:24,520
some of the songs.

1745
01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:24,920
Speaker 7: But that was it.

1746
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:25,600
Speaker 3: I mean it was so.

1747
01:23:26,119 --> 01:23:28,720
Speaker 4: So I go one place to like go over here.

1748
01:23:29,239 --> 01:23:31,199
I go, okay, they said to come here, I need

1749
01:23:31,239 --> 01:23:33,520
to come here, No, I need this. I show them

1750
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,279
the picture of the tent. They're like, oh, it's right

1751
01:23:35,319 --> 01:23:37,760
over there. So I go over there, and I knew

1752
01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,760
it was gonna be a cluster fuck because it's not

1753
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:42,239
under my name, it's under Johnny's name. And I knew

1754
01:23:42,239 --> 01:23:45,000
there was just gonna be a little static. It's gonna

1755
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:47,359
be crazy. So I go, hey, man, I'm here for

1756
01:23:47,439 --> 01:23:49,399
my ticket. They're like, you got the idea. I go,

1757
01:23:49,479 --> 01:23:51,640
it's under my friend's under Johnny Wood or They're like.

1758
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:55,239
Speaker 6: Uh and they I already talked to those people and

1759
01:23:55,319 --> 01:23:56,720
told them that was gonna happen, and they said it

1760
01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:57,359
was totally fine.

1761
01:23:57,399 --> 01:23:58,800
Speaker 5: If I've sent you a picture of my I d.

1762
01:23:59,279 --> 01:24:03,560
Speaker 3: So, so I go, here's here's his name, here's his ID.

1763
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:06,439
Can I get my ticket? And I don't know where.

1764
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:08,760
They just put a black wristband on me, which I

1765
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:10,239
don't even know if that means.

1766
01:24:10,119 --> 01:24:11,880
Speaker 5: That that means that you got priority.

1767
01:24:12,239 --> 01:24:16,960
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for the black wristband. That's amazing. I go,

1768
01:24:17,199 --> 01:24:19,279
can I get my tickets? She goes, Oh, my bad,

1769
01:24:19,399 --> 01:24:20,880
and she goes and gets a ticket and.

1770
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,039
Speaker 3: She adds it to me, and I'm like, okay, we're good.

1771
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:26,279
So now I go in right, and just let you

1772
01:24:26,439 --> 01:24:28,079
know what kind.

1773
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:30,039
Speaker 6: Of oh so they didn't give you. They gave you

1774
01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:32,840
the wrong They should have given you that blue one there.

1775
01:24:33,159 --> 01:24:36,199
Speaker 3: Right, So I'm like, what the okay, but I don't

1776
01:24:36,239 --> 01:24:37,199
know this at this moment.

1777
01:24:37,319 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 4: So I go in and you're not allowed to leave

1778
01:24:39,119 --> 01:24:40,880
you Once you leave, you're not allowed, but there's no

1779
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,960
re entry, so I go through it. Just let you

1780
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,680
know what a dumpster to Rose Bowl is. And the

1781
01:24:47,039 --> 01:24:51,079
stadium's beautiful. It's old school, it's beautiful, but it's ran poorly.

1782
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:55,000
They sell the sante water. It just like poop in

1783
01:24:55,079 --> 01:24:59,000
my mouth, just poop in my mouth, not pooh, but

1784
01:24:59,159 --> 01:25:00,039
no pooh, that's.

1785
01:25:00,079 --> 01:25:00,760
Speaker 3: Literally it's poop.

1786
01:25:00,800 --> 01:25:00,880
Speaker 4: Wa.

1787
01:25:01,000 --> 01:25:01,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, he would like that too much.

1788
01:25:02,119 --> 01:25:03,800
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I'm not in the poop. That's the one

1789
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,920
thing I definitely not. I mean, you would like that. No,

1790
01:25:06,279 --> 01:25:08,479
Pean's not bad John. I know we know that Miley

1791
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:09,640
and Cyri's body double story.

1792
01:25:09,760 --> 01:25:11,359
Speaker 4: No, but I've been peede on after that, and I

1793
01:25:11,560 --> 01:25:18,600
like so. So anyways, so I have my ticket. I'm like, okay,

1794
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:21,800
I go up. They're like, okay, you gotta go to

1795
01:25:22,119 --> 01:25:24,800
Road two. I go, you gotta go to entry two

1796
01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:27,000
because I see two. It says apartment two on it.

1797
01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,159
Speaker 5: I'm like, what apartment two?

1798
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,000
Speaker 3: So I go all the way to two gate. I'm like,

1799
01:25:31,119 --> 01:25:33,119
here we go, this is my ticket. They're like, we

1800
01:25:33,159 --> 01:25:33,880
don't know. What the fuck?

1801
01:25:34,079 --> 01:25:36,439
Speaker 4: So I go down the hall. I go down the

1802
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:39,680
long tunnel. I'm talking to people. They're like, we can't

1803
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,119
let you down. And I go, why, I'm apartment too.

1804
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:44,079
They're like, what the fuck is apartment too? I go,

1805
01:25:44,359 --> 01:25:46,319
I don't know, it's not my ticket. They're like, you

1806
01:25:46,439 --> 01:25:49,680
can't go down there. You have to go through at

1807
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:49,960
the risk.

1808
01:25:50,239 --> 01:25:54,479
Speaker 3: You gotta go through uh seven. And then I'm like,

1809
01:25:55,039 --> 01:25:57,399
I go, what gate right? No, you gotta go through five.

1810
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:58,319
I go five.

1811
01:25:58,479 --> 01:26:00,760
Speaker 4: Okay, So I go all the way back up. I

1812
01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:03,920
go over to five and They're like, no, you can't

1813
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,239
go through here. You got to go to seven. I go, what,

1814
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:10,159
GI's like, where are you? They're clueless. So then I

1815
01:26:10,279 --> 01:26:12,319
go back to seven. I showed this chick.

1816
01:26:12,359 --> 01:26:15,159
Speaker 3: I go, I'm on the I'm on the field feeling this.

1817
01:26:15,359 --> 01:26:17,640
I'm on the field. I just walked past her.

1818
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:21,039
Speaker 4: She runs down, sir, you need to get a wristband.

1819
01:26:21,119 --> 01:26:23,399
I go, I have a ristband. She goes, I don't

1820
01:26:23,399 --> 01:26:24,760
know what that wristband means.

1821
01:26:25,039 --> 01:26:27,079
Speaker 6: I don't know why you have funny that's because at

1822
01:26:27,119 --> 01:26:28,880
the other venue that was the only wristband you need

1823
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:30,600
in Edinburgh. It was the gold one, and if the

1824
01:26:30,680 --> 01:26:32,279
gold one got you right down there. So they did

1825
01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:34,159
something different, which is makes my So.

1826
01:26:34,199 --> 01:26:36,279
Speaker 3: Where do I get a wristband? She goes, you need

1827
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:38,319
a green one? I go, okay, where do I go?

1828
01:26:39,079 --> 01:26:39,760
Go back up?

1829
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:42,680
Speaker 4: So I'm like, where do we get a green wristband?

1830
01:26:42,720 --> 01:26:45,920
They go over there where it says field Ticke Field wristbands.

1831
01:26:46,239 --> 01:26:48,800
Speaker 3: I go over there. I go, hey, I'm supposed to

1832
01:26:48,840 --> 01:26:50,479
meet with my friend. He's really close.

1833
01:26:50,920 --> 01:26:54,840
Speaker 4: I'm supposed to have a blue wristband. They go, We're

1834
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,520
out of blue wristbands. I go, I have a ticket

1835
01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,439
for a blue wristband, and I'm like, not mad because

1836
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:01,520
it's not their fault.

1837
01:27:01,960 --> 01:27:05,119
Speaker 3: It's every other retard here's fault. I go, I have

1838
01:27:05,359 --> 01:27:07,760
field tickets. I need a field ticket. They like, we'll

1839
01:27:07,800 --> 01:27:08,720
give you a green one.

1840
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:11,359
Speaker 4: I go, I'll take anything this point, I go, but

1841
01:27:11,479 --> 01:27:15,840
I paid for a blue wristband, and she the black

1842
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:18,039
guy there's like, brother, just enjoy, it's gonna be a

1843
01:27:18,159 --> 01:27:20,159
great show. Oh, eat a dick, You're gonna have a

1844
01:27:20,239 --> 01:27:22,920
great tom I'm like, I pay five hundred dollars for

1845
01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:26,119
this ticket, man, I eat a dick. So they put

1846
01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:29,000
on the wristband. I go down and they won't let

1847
01:27:29,039 --> 01:27:31,479
me where you are, so I have to sit in

1848
01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:31,920
the back.

1849
01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:33,960
Speaker 6: You could you should have tried to just barrel through

1850
01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,840
snuck dough. They want to call you, well, I was

1851
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,039
just like, you know, you're just letting it happen.

1852
01:27:38,079 --> 01:27:39,920
Speaker 3: At that point, I'm like, I don't care. I don't

1853
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,000
really know this band. I'm just gonna chill.

1854
01:27:42,359 --> 01:27:45,039
Speaker 4: So I'm in the back with my two De Sante's

1855
01:27:45,119 --> 01:27:47,800
waters and I'm like, oh, by the way, I bought

1856
01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:50,039
a twenty dollars shirt on the drive in. I'm like

1857
01:27:50,159 --> 01:27:52,520
I don't want to pay seventy five dollars for a

1858
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:55,279
shirt like, yeah, I got bull Lang, which is the

1859
01:27:55,399 --> 01:27:57,159
same exactly. The only thing I didn't like is have

1860
01:27:57,239 --> 01:27:58,479
pictures on the front and the back.

1861
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:01,680
Speaker 3: Yeah. Is that what it looks like on the tour one?

1862
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:04,279
I think so? Yeah, I didn't like that. So anyways,

1863
01:28:04,359 --> 01:28:04,800
what you did?

1864
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:05,000
Speaker 8: What?

1865
01:28:05,159 --> 01:28:05,640
Speaker 5: Quick question?

1866
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:05,800
Speaker 12: Now?

1867
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,560
Speaker 5: Did you take the bottles in the bottles of water?

1868
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,840
Speaker 3: Yes? Got away with that. Yeah. I was so pissed.

1869
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:12,359
I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I'm taking these

1870
01:28:12,399 --> 01:28:14,199
bottles in. They could suck my dick. Dude.

1871
01:28:14,479 --> 01:28:16,920
Speaker 4: So I just walked past everybody showing my wristband. I

1872
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:20,920
walk past very determined. So like Johnny's like, where are you,

1873
01:28:21,039 --> 01:28:22,079
I'm like, I'm back here.

1874
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:24,479
Speaker 3: I mean, you go, I forget what you say. You said,

1875
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:26,119
I'm on the I'm sitting down.

1876
01:28:26,239 --> 01:28:27,720
Speaker 5: I'm like, left of the stage.

1877
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:28,960
Speaker 3: I go, okay, sitting down.

1878
01:28:29,079 --> 01:28:31,079
Speaker 4: See grass area, I go, No, I make a bunch

1879
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:33,279
of people sitting down. Yeah, I go, I see the

1880
01:28:33,359 --> 01:28:34,399
grass that's where he's sitting.

1881
01:28:34,399 --> 01:28:37,039
Speaker 3: I look for you. You can't find you. You're like, oh, dude,

1882
01:28:37,079 --> 01:28:38,720
you're in the wrong section. I go, dude, this is

1883
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:39,720
the only wristband they have.

1884
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:44,479
Speaker 4: So I'm like sitting there, I'm like, so so I'm

1885
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:46,920
against Like if this was the field, this would be

1886
01:28:47,159 --> 01:28:49,720
like where the fans would be like at the touchdown.

1887
01:28:49,760 --> 01:28:53,520
I'm sitting in there and I've got my two designe

1888
01:28:53,640 --> 01:28:56,600
waters and I'm pissed because I can't even sip it.

1889
01:28:56,680 --> 01:28:59,039
Speaker 3: There's such gross water. Because I want to get you

1890
01:28:59,119 --> 01:29:02,000
a walk, I'll get Okay.

1891
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:04,199
Speaker 5: They had smart water, by the way, I'm sorry to

1892
01:29:04,239 --> 01:29:05,239
tell you, but it was hidden.

1893
01:29:05,279 --> 01:29:06,880
Speaker 3: It's kind of hidden. Really.

1894
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:07,119
Speaker 13: I go.

1895
01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,319
Speaker 3: I go to everybody, I go, do you only have

1896
01:29:09,399 --> 01:29:11,520
to signing water. They're like, yeah, I go, you only

1897
01:29:11,560 --> 01:29:13,359
have that unless it was sold out. But it was hidden.

1898
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:16,079
Speaker 4: It was like in a smart water isn't great either,

1899
01:29:16,159 --> 01:29:19,640
but just not It's not hoopwater, Like it's not literal

1900
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:23,239
la carrying my mouth. Shiit my mouth. That's what you

1901
01:29:23,239 --> 01:29:26,319
should say in the bottle. So anyways, I sit in

1902
01:29:26,359 --> 01:29:31,199
the back, so everyone's leaning against the thing. This isn't

1903
01:29:31,239 --> 01:29:35,239
that intruding, but I like, I'm literally at the back

1904
01:29:35,279 --> 01:29:37,720
of the field. I sit on the I have a

1905
01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:40,000
couple of people recognize me and taking pictures with people

1906
01:29:40,079 --> 01:29:43,880
that I sit down on the like the wall, and

1907
01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:46,680
then course security comes up. After we've sat on the

1908
01:29:46,760 --> 01:29:50,439
wall for like three songs, You're like, get off the wall.

1909
01:29:50,479 --> 01:29:52,239
I go with the security guys sitting on the wall.

1910
01:29:52,239 --> 01:29:54,560
Why can't we send the water. There's literally nothing going

1911
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:57,359
on that would cause you to go, you can't send

1912
01:29:57,399 --> 01:30:00,119
the wall. It's a cinderblock wall. It's not gonna to

1913
01:30:00,159 --> 01:30:04,319
crumble for fifty years. Yeah, It's like it's like it's

1914
01:30:04,439 --> 01:30:06,720
just people trying to justify having a job that they

1915
01:30:06,800 --> 01:30:09,439
noticed that Sean Foster crashed his brains into this wall

1916
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:10,960
twelve times, and by the way.

1917
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:13,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's why he's a shitty coach, by the way.

1918
01:30:13,439 --> 01:30:16,399
Speaker 4: So I mean, literally, dude, it's like all emos and

1919
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:20,319
goths here, You're you're fine. I'm like, dude, I'll fight

1920
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:22,239
everybody here and get their girls pregnant.

1921
01:30:22,319 --> 01:30:26,039
Speaker 3: That's how That's how confident I was at it. So anyways,

1922
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:27,960
I'm gonna be honest with you, Johnny.

1923
01:30:28,039 --> 01:30:30,600
Speaker 4: I was like, it's very weird to say that it

1924
01:30:30,720 --> 01:30:32,960
was the greatest concept I've ever seen for a band

1925
01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:33,800
I've never listened to.

1926
01:30:34,840 --> 01:30:38,359
Speaker 3: It was like really innovative. I was.

1927
01:30:38,600 --> 01:30:40,079
Speaker 4: I was blown away to the point I had to

1928
01:30:40,399 --> 01:30:43,000
film it just to show Dana what they were doing,

1929
01:30:43,319 --> 01:30:46,880
because Dana was doing videos like that way back in

1930
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:50,000
the day, and now they're doing those in real time

1931
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:53,319
and it's like perfectly shot where you don't even see

1932
01:30:53,319 --> 01:30:54,119
the fuzzies around.

1933
01:30:54,119 --> 01:30:55,920
Speaker 6: I don't understand how to do it. I don't know

1934
01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:58,159
how they get a green screen behind them. Normally you

1935
01:30:58,199 --> 01:31:00,920
would need separate key it out, you know, Yeah, so

1936
01:31:01,079 --> 01:31:02,359
they keep it in real time.

1937
01:31:02,560 --> 01:31:02,880
Speaker 3: I don't know.

1938
01:31:02,920 --> 01:31:05,319
Speaker 5: It's AI obviously. I mean some kind of like machine

1939
01:31:05,399 --> 01:31:06,239
learning kind of thing that.

1940
01:31:06,439 --> 01:31:08,119
Speaker 3: If I send you one of the videos when we

1941
01:31:08,159 --> 01:31:08,800
get in trouble.

1942
01:31:09,039 --> 01:31:10,560
Speaker 6: No no, no, not for that, No, I mean I

1943
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,359
got some of it here too. It's uh here, I'll

1944
01:31:12,399 --> 01:31:13,920
just send some of my stuff over.

1945
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,439
Speaker 3: I was just showing everybody at the first one right here,

1946
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:26,279
this will air drop it like this video's nuts. This video.

1947
01:31:27,479 --> 01:31:31,720
Here's one right here, Like these videos are nuts, dude,

1948
01:31:32,279 --> 01:31:35,800
These videos are not dude. This isn't real fucking time.

1949
01:31:36,159 --> 01:31:40,399
Oh I got one on my Instagram in real time, dude.

1950
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:45,520
This is not as impressive for the visuals, but it's

1951
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:48,000
oh on, you're now you're sending stuff to my phone.

1952
01:31:48,000 --> 01:31:49,319
Then I'll have to in the computer, Like.

1953
01:31:49,359 --> 01:31:52,119
Speaker 4: Dude, all these videos are the craziest. I just kept

1954
01:31:52,159 --> 01:31:54,920
sending them the day, not going look at this and

1955
01:31:55,039 --> 01:31:57,239
this is the last one that's so insane to me.

1956
01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:02,520
Speaker 6: Oh shit, hold on, all right, so here's one that

1957
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:05,720
I put on Instagram. Let's see if this pop.

1958
01:32:06,479 --> 01:32:09,479
Speaker 3: Wow, just play the videos I sent you, cause.

1959
01:32:10,199 --> 01:32:11,520
Speaker 4: You send them to my phone, I'm gonna have to

1960
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:14,079
send them to the computer. It's gonna take a thing, all.

1961
01:32:14,079 --> 01:32:16,439
Speaker 3: Right, Johnny, you guys are gonna get so after this

1962
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:18,520
we gotta do news. Well, yeah, we'll rip to it.

1963
01:32:18,960 --> 01:32:19,079
Speaker 1: Is it?

1964
01:32:19,199 --> 01:32:25,399
Speaker 3: We started way late. We started eight minutes, all right,

1965
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:30,840
so you're send.

1966
01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:33,680
Speaker 5: And when they came out, though, how was that pop?

1967
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,960
Speaker 6: Was like something, wasn't it when they first came out

1968
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,680
and it's like doing that all the headlines and stuff

1969
01:32:38,680 --> 01:32:41,680
about how them you know, them ending the feud and stuff,

1970
01:32:42,239 --> 01:32:45,119
Sam what How How crazy was that pop? When they

1971
01:32:45,159 --> 01:32:48,119
came out to like, that was something that was like

1972
01:32:48,199 --> 01:32:49,159
a you could feel.

1973
01:32:48,960 --> 01:32:52,960
Speaker 3: That oh yeah, oh yeah. Just whenever Katy Elephant mentioned

1974
01:32:53,000 --> 01:32:54,119
then the place went nuts.

1975
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:56,119
Speaker 6: And then like when they came out though, where people

1976
01:32:56,159 --> 01:32:57,960
like throwing beers in the air and it was I

1977
01:32:58,079 --> 01:33:02,479
mean it was something insane. Here's one I made that

1978
01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:04,960
is it is not while I'm waiting on yours to

1979
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,319
come over.

1980
01:33:06,079 --> 01:33:15,520
Speaker 5: Uh, which that's not even.

1981
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:27,600
Speaker 3: I mean, it's absolutely insanity, like like you know, Johnny.

1982
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:31,279
But what's very weird is that. Oh yeah, I guess

1983
01:33:31,319 --> 01:33:36,079
that's just a shot. No no, no, bo, that's that's

1984
01:33:36,159 --> 01:33:37,920
kind of what you're talking about, right, yeah, but for

1985
01:33:38,159 --> 01:33:39,960
my angle, it looks even crazy.

1986
01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:42,640
Speaker 5: No, but this isn't doesn't really do that stuff you're

1987
01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:43,279
talking about.

1988
01:33:43,560 --> 01:33:48,279
Speaker 3: Uh oh, Johnny, Tim fall have bingo, do.

1989
01:33:48,279 --> 01:33:48,880
Speaker 5: You recognize that?

1990
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:52,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's zillah.

1991
01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:54,920
Speaker 6: They should have come over see the ones you sent.

1992
01:33:55,079 --> 01:33:57,800
The ones you sent have the uh overlay graphics and

1993
01:33:58,239 --> 01:34:02,399
which yeah, here it is all right. They sounded good too,

1994
01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:04,600
write don't you think they sounded pretty good for you know,

1995
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,279
the guys who aren't in their twenties anymore. I thought

1996
01:34:07,319 --> 01:34:10,840
they sounded damn. Don't you think they sounded good too?

1997
01:34:11,079 --> 01:34:13,720
Like like for guys who aren't their twenties anymore. They

1998
01:34:13,800 --> 01:34:15,039
sounded good, right, they were tight.

1999
01:34:16,159 --> 01:34:18,760
Speaker 3: Oh I mean, dude, it was it was fire. So

2000
01:34:19,199 --> 01:34:19,920
look at this too.

2001
01:34:20,319 --> 01:34:21,279
Speaker 5: That that was not the best.

2002
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:26,960
Speaker 3: I play it, you'll see it. Just play it Look

2003
01:34:27,000 --> 01:34:30,720
how amazing that looks. It's crazy.

2004
01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,479
Speaker 4: And then the other one. I said, the two other

2005
01:34:34,520 --> 01:34:39,279
ones are the crazy, That's what I was saying. And dude,

2006
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,560
it's the most amazing visual. The only thing close to

2007
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:46,399
that was tool when Tino and then nine inch nails this.

2008
01:34:47,119 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 3: Thing that I see.

2009
01:34:48,159 --> 01:34:49,760
Speaker 6: The only thing I've seen that might be better than

2010
01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:52,439
this was Roger Waters had these crazy videos.

2011
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:55,279
Speaker 3: Look at that dude. It looks like a music video

2012
01:34:55,760 --> 01:35:00,800
from the eighties in real time. It's crazy. Look at

2013
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:05,039
that dude. Look at that dude. That is so insane

2014
01:35:05,199 --> 01:35:05,399
to me.

2015
01:35:06,359 --> 01:35:11,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how they do in real time.

2016
01:35:11,720 --> 01:35:12,359
I mean it from it.

2017
01:35:12,439 --> 01:35:14,239
Speaker 3: It just has to be. It has to be machine learning.

2018
01:35:14,520 --> 01:35:16,199
That's the only thing I can the explanation I can

2019
01:35:16,239 --> 01:35:21,600
think of. All right, Johnny, but really cool. Yeah, he's good.

2020
01:35:21,840 --> 01:35:27,359
Oh that one. Look at that dude. Look at that dude.

2021
01:35:27,479 --> 01:35:30,199
Speaker 4: If you're a hole that just imagine if you're listening

2022
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:38,880
an eighties video but it's in real time. I also

2023
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:43,079
love there's something very powerful about when the band doesn't

2024
01:35:43,119 --> 01:35:45,479
talk a lot between shows. Yeah, dude, they don't dick

2025
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,000
around man, and he just talks ship. Yeah, and just

2026
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:52,319
like then he's sold swallowed. I can't old smoke is here.

2027
01:35:52,439 --> 01:35:55,439
This is sword swallow any sword swallowers? How did that

2028
01:35:55,560 --> 01:35:56,359
go down where you were?

2029
01:35:56,560 --> 01:35:59,199
Speaker 3: Oh dude, the gay guys all clasp. Oh really yeah,

2030
01:35:59,359 --> 01:36:02,000
gay guys in LA got offended. Yeah. Yeah. The people

2031
01:36:02,039 --> 01:36:06,560
around me were like I was just laughing puffs in

2032
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,399
the crowd. The crowd.

2033
01:36:09,680 --> 01:36:10,920
Speaker 5: He's like, this one goes out to you.

2034
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:13,520
Speaker 6: All right, we already did a lot of the news,

2035
01:36:13,560 --> 01:36:16,840
so this won't be too long here, Okay, let me uh,

2036
01:36:16,840 --> 01:36:19,279
because I mean, we just that the Epstein thing is

2037
01:36:19,319 --> 01:36:19,640
so big.

2038
01:36:20,399 --> 01:36:20,960
Speaker 5: Glenn back.

2039
01:36:21,399 --> 01:36:23,880
Speaker 6: So he did a little story that I hadn't heard.

2040
01:36:24,079 --> 01:36:27,920
It's a creepy story. Uh he check this out.

2041
01:36:28,000 --> 01:36:30,039
Speaker 4: This is a creepy story of how this is about

2042
01:36:30,119 --> 01:36:32,920
power and how scummy George W.

2043
01:36:33,159 --> 01:36:33,600
Speaker 3: Bush was.

2044
01:36:33,960 --> 01:36:38,399
Speaker 1: I was in during the was it two thousand and seven?

2045
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:39,720
Two thousand and eight.

2046
01:36:39,760 --> 01:36:42,439
Speaker 6: So I'll just skip to Okay. So Glenn Beck was

2047
01:36:42,560 --> 01:36:45,199
talking shit about George W. Bush and the war in Iraq,

2048
01:36:45,359 --> 01:36:47,399
saying if the Democrats want to impeach him, they should

2049
01:36:47,399 --> 01:36:49,800
impeach him on this certain thing, you know, and talking

2050
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,840
about how he mishandled the war. And so Glenn Beck

2051
01:36:52,920 --> 01:36:55,039
gets a phone call from the White House while he's

2052
01:36:55,039 --> 01:36:57,880
at home, and they're like, the President wants to see

2053
01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:59,560
you at ten am tomorrow in the White House. And

2054
01:36:59,640 --> 01:37:01,560
he's never been called by the White House before. He's

2055
01:37:01,560 --> 01:37:03,239
only tried to call him a few times to get

2056
01:37:03,279 --> 01:37:05,840
into contact. And so he gets summoned to the White

2057
01:37:05,880 --> 01:37:07,840
House and sat down by George W.

2058
01:37:08,239 --> 01:37:10,600
Speaker 1: Bush and this is what hey, man, And I look

2059
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,880
at the phone and I look at him, and the

2060
01:37:13,119 --> 01:37:16,720
first thing the President says. They sit in the chair,

2061
01:37:17,039 --> 01:37:21,880
in the Zelensky chair, and the first thing the President

2062
01:37:21,960 --> 01:37:24,880
says to me is and a lot of ways stop.

2063
01:37:25,479 --> 01:37:29,800
Speaker 3: Glenn Beck is getting getting It was like Garth Brooks on, No,

2064
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:33,560
who's the guy Kenny Rogers, Yes, yes, yes he is.

2065
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:34,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's from that looking a him.

2066
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:37,279
Speaker 4: He's starting to get the Kenny Rodgers. Look both let

2067
01:37:37,399 --> 01:37:39,680
it go, bro, I mean, you're a guy. You don't

2068
01:37:39,720 --> 01:37:41,079
have to worry about that ship.

2069
01:37:42,039 --> 01:37:44,560
Speaker 1: The first thing the President says to me is and

2070
01:37:45,439 --> 01:37:46,760
laced with profanity.

2071
01:37:47,479 --> 01:37:49,680
Speaker 3: That's the thing about Bush. People think that he was

2072
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:52,079
a good old like a bear at that guy. That

2073
01:37:52,199 --> 01:37:54,439
was the funniest thing ever, because he was a recovering

2074
01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:55,560
a call at the time.

2075
01:37:55,680 --> 01:38:01,560
Speaker 5: He was a lizard man. This is doub did so,

2076
01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:03,720
this is junior. Yeah, yeah, George W.

2077
01:38:03,840 --> 01:38:04,039
Speaker 3: Bush.

2078
01:38:05,359 --> 01:38:06,760
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people think they know how

2079
01:38:06,800 --> 01:38:08,600
they can be the EFEN president. Well they have no

2080
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:10,760
fn idea how to be the ef and president. And

2081
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:12,319
I'm like, oh my gosh, this is going to be

2082
01:38:12,359 --> 01:38:16,359
the longest hour of my life. And he read me

2083
01:38:16,479 --> 01:38:22,560
the Riot Act. After that was all over and he

2084
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:25,119
had that out of his system. We stood up at

2085
01:38:25,159 --> 01:38:29,600
the end and it was the day that Barack Obama

2086
01:38:30,000 --> 01:38:33,359
had said that if he were president, he would just

2087
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fly our planes over the border into Pakistan and he

2088
01:38:37,279 --> 01:38:40,479
would just bomb Pakistan. Well, this is the point where

2089
01:38:40,680 --> 01:38:45,920
Pakistan is kind of helping us. They're not our friends,

2090
01:38:46,039 --> 01:38:49,520
they're more frenemies, but they're kind of helping us at

2091
01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:53,199
this point. And he says Baraka, by the.

2092
01:38:53,199 --> 01:38:55,319
Speaker 6: Way, just because you can move a camera doesn't mean

2093
01:38:55,359 --> 01:38:57,479
you need to move a camera. A podcast doesn't need

2094
01:38:57,600 --> 01:38:59,119
cinematic motion of a camera.

2095
01:39:00,199 --> 01:39:03,640
Speaker 3: So that like, so George Bush's cousin is talking.

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01:39:03,760 --> 01:39:07,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the funniest part that says, you know,

2097
01:39:07,920 --> 01:39:09,720
and if he would have done I think.

2098
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Speaker 3: The camera's moving, I think the background's moving.

2099
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:16,439
Speaker 1: A coalition of the willing, all of that crap would

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01:39:16,439 --> 01:39:17,880
have gone right out the window.

2101
01:39:18,079 --> 01:39:18,319
Speaker 3: Maybe.

2102
01:39:19,279 --> 01:39:21,319
Speaker 1: And so I said to the president as I'm walking

2103
01:39:21,359 --> 01:39:24,279
out and he's standing by the or by the yeah,

2104
01:39:24,399 --> 01:39:28,239
maybe the lout desk, And I said, mister President, I said,

2105
01:39:28,920 --> 01:39:32,119
I don't know if you heard this, but today Barack Obama.

2106
01:39:32,239 --> 01:39:35,399
And he said, oh, I heard that. Don't worry about that.

2107
01:39:35,640 --> 01:39:38,560
Don't worry about that. And I said okay, and he said,

2108
01:39:38,640 --> 01:39:42,359
trust me, Glenn, whoever comes into this office, no matter

2109
01:39:42,479 --> 01:39:44,479
what party they're in, they're going to sit behind this

2110
01:39:44,720 --> 01:39:48,520
desk and they're going to realize because they're going to

2111
01:39:48,560 --> 01:39:51,239
be advised by exactly the same people that have been

2112
01:39:51,279 --> 01:39:55,680
advising me that they really have no choice. This is

2113
01:39:55,760 --> 01:39:59,399
what they have to do. And he said, have a

2114
01:39:59,439 --> 01:40:02,560
good day. I'm like, holy cow. I walked out and

2115
01:40:02,720 --> 01:40:04,680
I do you remember me calling you after that?

2116
01:40:05,079 --> 01:40:05,239
Speaker 3: Stu?

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01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:09,239
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was freaked out. I was like, this

2118
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:13,880
is not good. The president isn't really the president.

2119
01:40:14,079 --> 01:40:17,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just figured that out, but yeah, you need

2120
01:40:17,399 --> 01:40:20,479
to know that then, dude, Oh my god. And hey, dude,

2121
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:23,159
god bless you for saying that. But that's exactly what

2122
01:40:23,319 --> 01:40:23,520
it is.

2123
01:40:24,039 --> 01:40:26,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, even w was you know the CIA. Yeah,

2124
01:40:27,039 --> 01:40:28,279
just had their hand right up his buttle.

2125
01:40:28,319 --> 01:40:31,199
Speaker 3: And it's what he's talking about, is the permanent state. Yeah,

2126
01:40:31,279 --> 01:40:33,560
the permanent state. That's just another example of it. And

2127
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:34,520
that's the same thing.

2128
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:39,319
Speaker 4: That's why Trump had Obama people, Obama head, George Bush people.

2129
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:43,439
Speaker 3: It's the permanent state. Not exactly news, but you sent

2130
01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:48,159
me this fabulous video. The blur out on Johnny, do

2131
01:40:48,279 --> 01:40:50,600
we have any music peaching the payment.

2132
01:40:50,319 --> 01:40:52,079
Speaker 5: That wait now, yeah, we've only done that way.

2133
01:40:52,239 --> 01:40:54,680
Speaker 4: It's peaching the payment peach and the pavement peach and

2134
01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:58,079
the payment, but peaching the payment. Guys, if you see

2135
01:40:58,079 --> 01:40:59,840
a video with a chick putting a peach on the

2136
01:41:00,039 --> 01:41:03,279
hey man, send it to Johnny or myself and we

2137
01:41:03,359 --> 01:41:06,000
will feature it on our new which should have been

2138
01:41:06,039 --> 01:41:07,680
a running Uh.

2139
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:09,840
Speaker 5: It's hard to show it on YouTube. Peaches, you know

2140
01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:10,239
what I mean?

2141
01:41:10,399 --> 01:41:12,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she really doesn't show anything.

2142
01:41:13,119 --> 01:41:15,399
Speaker 4: She shows butt crack, and that's everywhere I do can

2143
01:41:15,439 --> 01:41:17,840
show you can you can shave your b hole if

2144
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:19,359
it's scientific.

2145
01:41:19,279 --> 01:41:22,720
Speaker 6: It's interesting. Reddit might be down. Oh no, here it

2146
01:41:22,800 --> 01:41:26,720
all right finally coming. Oh no, they they took it down.

2147
01:41:26,960 --> 01:41:32,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you ruined our segment. Reddit is increasingly

2148
01:41:33,000 --> 01:41:34,760
not a place for free see. I wish you would

2149
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:40,079
have let me see if I I try to save

2150
01:41:40,199 --> 01:41:40,680
these things.

2151
01:41:41,279 --> 01:41:44,159
Speaker 5: You videoed it like, no, you can, dude, the.

2152
01:41:44,279 --> 01:41:47,079
Speaker 3: Easiest one of all. Nope, I don't got it.

2153
01:41:47,479 --> 01:41:53,319
Speaker 4: The easiest, the easiest, uh website or platform to two

2154
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:55,239
download videos has Reddit.

2155
01:41:55,359 --> 01:41:57,000
Speaker 3: They have a little button right now, let's go. I

2156
01:41:57,039 --> 01:41:57,600
didn't know. Yeah.

2157
01:41:58,479 --> 01:42:01,680
Speaker 6: So James O'Keefe has more behind the scenes video of

2158
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:05,720
them talking about how they're going to redact all of

2159
01:42:05,840 --> 01:42:09,279
the Republicans. This is a DOJ deputy chief admitting that

2160
01:42:09,319 --> 01:42:12,279
the government will redact every Republican while leaving all the

2161
01:42:12,319 --> 01:42:14,039
liberal Democratic people on the epstein.

2162
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:17,119
Speaker 4: And it's gonna be the strikes and effect. And you're

2163
01:42:17,159 --> 01:42:19,319
just gonna piss people off even more. And that's what

2164
01:42:19,359 --> 01:42:22,359
it's all about, just pissing people off even more.

2165
01:42:22,479 --> 01:42:24,279
Speaker 3: There's another hot shake by the way, catching that guy.

2166
01:42:24,319 --> 01:42:30,199
Speaker 4: I don't Yeah, Hey guys, straight guys, gay guys. I'm

2167
01:42:30,239 --> 01:42:32,119
glad that we get this out. I do think it's

2168
01:42:32,199 --> 01:42:37,800
somewhat of astroturfing. Okay, but uh, stop giving away secrets

2169
01:42:37,840 --> 01:42:42,520
for holes. Yes, you're just giving up the secrets for

2170
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:43,600
some holes.

2171
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:46,079
Speaker 5: Give up secrets for money like the old days, that's

2172
01:42:46,119 --> 01:42:46,720
what we should do.

2173
01:42:47,520 --> 01:42:51,079
Speaker 3: This is kind of night. This is Thomas Massey like.

2174
01:42:51,960 --> 01:42:53,439
Speaker 13: Sick to my stomach.

2175
01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:58,800
Speaker 12: Was when one of the women recanted her story.

2176
01:42:59,000 --> 01:42:59,800
Speaker 3: Actually two women.

2177
01:43:00,479 --> 01:43:03,479
Speaker 5: One was in Florida talking to Epstein here and.

2178
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:05,960
Speaker 12: Was in New York. They basically told the same story.

2179
01:43:06,880 --> 01:43:09,720
When they were fourteen, somebody in their high school said, hey,

2180
01:43:09,960 --> 01:43:11,960
you want to go give a rich guy a massage

2181
01:43:12,039 --> 01:43:12,479
and get.

2182
01:43:12,399 --> 01:43:15,520
Speaker 3: Two hundred bucks. Two hundred bucks, he's.

2183
01:43:15,399 --> 01:43:19,520
Speaker 12: Got a really nice house and all this, and she's sure.

2184
01:43:20,359 --> 01:43:23,960
She goes, the door closes with Jeffrey Epstein. He sexually

2185
01:43:24,000 --> 01:43:27,600
assaults her. He tells her, whenever I call you, you

2186
01:43:28,079 --> 01:43:30,359
need to come over here and I'll pay you two

2187
01:43:30,479 --> 01:43:33,680
hundred bucks again. And the thing that makes me sick

2188
01:43:33,720 --> 01:43:36,560
to my stomach is eventually he said, you got to

2189
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:38,359
go back to your high school and bring me another

2190
01:43:38,399 --> 01:43:39,239
fourteen year old.

2191
01:43:40,439 --> 01:43:41,079
Speaker 3: She aged out.

2192
01:43:41,159 --> 01:43:45,920
Speaker 12: Girl admitted that she did it because and she got

2193
01:43:45,960 --> 01:43:48,840
two hundred dollars for doing it, but she didn't have

2194
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:54,279
to get sexually abused if she would bring him to

2195
01:43:54,319 --> 01:43:54,960
somebody else.

2196
01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:00,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's discuss not only.

2197
01:44:01,319 --> 01:44:06,600
Speaker 12: Was there evil being perpetrated on her she was convinced

2198
01:44:06,680 --> 01:44:09,760
to do evil or forced to do evil.

2199
01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:12,880
Speaker 4: Listen, if you have kids, you have to have a

2200
01:44:12,960 --> 01:44:16,439
conversation with them that if anyone threatened you that I'm

2201
01:44:16,479 --> 01:44:19,199
gonna get hurt or your mom's gonna get hurt, don't

2202
01:44:19,279 --> 01:44:19,880
listen to them.

2203
01:44:20,880 --> 01:44:21,600
Speaker 3: Don't listen to.

2204
01:44:21,640 --> 01:44:23,760
Speaker 5: Them, because you would, you would take pain for.

2205
01:44:24,439 --> 01:44:27,319
Speaker 3: Oh er want to get in sead of Guiye? Do

2206
01:44:27,399 --> 01:44:29,800
you know where the house is? Where is it?

2207
01:44:30,159 --> 01:44:30,199
Speaker 12: No?

2208
01:44:30,319 --> 01:44:31,760
Speaker 6: But what I mean is that somebody's like, oh, we

2209
01:44:31,840 --> 01:44:34,319
got you HOSTI your dad host. Your dad would be like, oh, yeah,

2210
01:44:34,399 --> 01:44:36,319
you can kill me. Dude, you're not You're not touching

2211
01:44:36,359 --> 01:44:36,680
my kids.

2212
01:44:36,800 --> 01:44:42,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see we got we did that last week.

2213
01:44:43,640 --> 01:44:45,439
Kawhi No Show. I'll give you a break on that

2214
01:44:45,640 --> 01:44:46,600
his No Show gig.

2215
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:51,000
Speaker 4: Like, right now, it's either going to be the lightest lap,

2216
01:44:51,079 --> 01:44:53,279
which is the second round pick and a million dollars,

2217
01:44:53,600 --> 01:44:56,800
or nothing at all because there's no paperwork that says it.

2218
01:44:57,520 --> 01:44:59,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was smart of them not to put it now.

2219
01:44:59,319 --> 01:45:02,199
Speaker 4: And by the way, Johnny, if they're in cohoots with them,

2220
01:45:02,319 --> 01:45:03,920
let's say who's in whom?

2221
01:45:04,039 --> 01:45:04,920
Speaker 3: If the Clippers are.

2222
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:08,279
Speaker 4: In kuh hoots with affiliate or whatever they're called, which

2223
01:45:08,319 --> 01:45:08,560
they are.

2224
01:45:08,680 --> 01:45:10,640
Speaker 3: We know it's that's documented, okay.

2225
01:45:10,840 --> 01:45:15,239
Speaker 4: Meaning they're in kuhots, meaning that this company is helping

2226
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:24,640
the Clippers go around these these these salary cap rules.

2227
01:45:26,079 --> 01:45:28,840
When when an affiliate or whatever they're called.

2228
01:45:28,840 --> 01:45:32,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally plausible, probably happened, go.

2229
01:45:32,199 --> 01:45:35,520
Speaker 4: To them with a half a billion dollar offer to

2230
01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:39,159
fund to naming rights for the stadium.

2231
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:43,119
Speaker 3: Why would the Clippers risk it if they have this

2232
01:45:43,359 --> 01:45:46,800
dangerous secret. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

2233
01:45:46,960 --> 01:45:49,720
Speaker 6: I don't It doesn't make any sense because they assumed,

2234
01:45:49,760 --> 01:45:51,880
I think that that nobody would ever find out because

2235
01:45:52,000 --> 01:45:56,039
they're owners in the committee three hundreds. So Charlie Sheen

2236
01:45:56,159 --> 01:45:59,359
says that sexual encounters with men started amid his crack use,

2237
01:45:59,399 --> 01:46:01,439
and so some of it was weird, a lot of

2238
01:46:01,479 --> 01:46:02,359
it was effing fun.

2239
01:46:02,439 --> 01:46:03,319
Speaker 5: That was Charlie Sheens.

2240
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:07,279
Speaker 4: And he still hasn't talked about the allegations again against

2241
01:46:07,439 --> 01:46:11,119
all those kids from the eighties, Like he's a scumbag, Dude,

2242
01:46:12,159 --> 01:46:16,000
you're scumbag, Like the guy that your alleged to have

2243
01:46:16,119 --> 01:46:20,760
fooled around with basically killed himself doing drugs, Like you

2244
01:46:20,840 --> 01:46:22,000
don't get to come back from that.

2245
01:46:22,319 --> 01:46:26,359
Speaker 3: No, it's so so sad. This is This is not sad.

2246
01:46:26,439 --> 01:46:29,880
Speaker 6: This is something I can imagine you doing teaching the pavement. No,

2247
01:46:29,960 --> 01:46:32,399
it's almost as good, though. This isn't a guy wanting

2248
01:46:32,439 --> 01:46:36,079
to protest a tax hike, a property tax hike in

2249
01:46:36,920 --> 01:46:38,399
what is this Cranford, New Jersey.

2250
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:39,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a little break dancing.

2251
01:46:40,119 --> 01:46:41,279
Speaker 3: Check this out. You'll love it.

2252
01:46:41,560 --> 01:46:44,079
Speaker 8: Please come forward to the microphone, state your name and

2253
01:46:44,640 --> 01:46:45,079
the record.

2254
01:46:45,279 --> 01:46:47,079
Speaker 5: So that dressed like he's going to go and keep

2255
01:46:47,079 --> 01:46:47,600
our records.

2256
01:46:47,640 --> 01:46:51,479
Speaker 3: Thank you. He's like one second and he's just doing

2257
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:56,399
some popular It could be the worst breakdance I've ever seen.

2258
01:46:56,960 --> 01:46:59,399
It doesn't even look like hold on, he's going to

2259
01:46:59,479 --> 01:47:02,760
do something. Gonna give him. He's asking people, you want

2260
01:47:02,800 --> 01:47:13,000
to see me do the batsman question? And I heard him.

2261
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:17,760
Speaker 5: It just rolled around on the floor. He little sweaty.

2262
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:20,640
Speaker 3: I love us. He's asking for.

2263
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:22,720
Speaker 8: Ala books on an average assessed home.

2264
01:47:24,359 --> 01:47:25,880
Speaker 3: Why didn't our taxes go up so much?

2265
01:47:28,880 --> 01:47:30,199
Speaker 8: I like the interpretive dance.

2266
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:35,239
Speaker 3: Do you hear? Florida wants to get rid of property tax.

2267
01:47:35,479 --> 01:47:36,239
Speaker 5: God bless him.

2268
01:47:36,319 --> 01:47:36,560
Speaker 3: Do it.

2269
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:39,000
Speaker 6: It's ridiculous. You own the property, why should you pay

2270
01:47:39,039 --> 01:47:40,279
tax on your What is.

2271
01:47:40,319 --> 01:47:43,960
Speaker 4: What these freaking polls trying to tell everybody that everyone

2272
01:47:44,119 --> 01:47:46,359
likes newsome nobody likes.

2273
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,840
Speaker 5: I mean, they're laying the ground wark.

2274
01:47:47,840 --> 01:47:50,319
Speaker 6: It's the groundwork of lies that has to be laid

2275
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:54,399
for someone who is an evil person to make it

2276
01:47:54,479 --> 01:47:57,760
to president. The president like patently, everybody knows it. They

2277
01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:59,880
just have to lay this track of lies to get

2278
01:48:00,119 --> 01:48:01,239
in there. They're working on it.

2279
01:48:01,359 --> 01:48:01,880
Speaker 3: I agree.

2280
01:48:02,159 --> 01:48:06,399
Speaker 6: The Astronomer executive Kristin Cabo who was caught in that

2281
01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:10,159
Coldplay video. They've they've had a divorce unfortunately that woman.

2282
01:48:10,880 --> 01:48:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's ft because she's rich.

2283
01:48:14,159 --> 01:48:16,479
Speaker 6: Howard Stern, we're just doing rapid fire here. Howard Stern,

2284
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:19,039
who everybody was saying was leaving Sirius is said now

2285
01:48:19,399 --> 01:48:22,159
that because of the position of like his egos exactly

2286
01:48:22,239 --> 01:48:23,840
what you said, his egos, it's like now he can

2287
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:26,960
never leave serious basically, and he's going to continue on

2288
01:48:27,159 --> 01:48:27,640
it's serious.

2289
01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:31,119
Speaker 4: How old is he seventy something, yes, seventy some point

2290
01:48:31,399 --> 01:48:32,359
he ages out.

2291
01:48:33,439 --> 01:48:35,840
Speaker 5: I mean, dude, there's no way any one seventy one

2292
01:48:35,920 --> 01:48:36,319
you can't.

2293
01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:39,520
Speaker 3: So let's say signings a five year contract that has

2294
01:48:39,600 --> 01:48:40,239
to be the end of it.

2295
01:48:40,399 --> 01:48:42,399
Speaker 6: I mean, you could imagine Donald Trump doing a podcast

2296
01:48:42,479 --> 01:48:44,319
and he's older than well older than Terns.

2297
01:48:45,119 --> 01:48:47,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just feel like what Stern made his bones

2298
01:48:47,880 --> 01:48:49,039
on is no longer.

2299
01:48:49,039 --> 01:48:51,039
Speaker 4: He doesn't do it anymore, though he doesn't he just

2300
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:54,359
like even that, like just like, hey man, all right,

2301
01:48:54,479 --> 01:48:58,560
we got a young hot actor here. I'm eighty, let

2302
01:48:58,600 --> 01:49:01,800
me interview you. It's it's not it's it's just gonna

2303
01:49:01,840 --> 01:49:04,439
come off bad. And the only reason he re signed

2304
01:49:04,479 --> 01:49:08,239
for more is because everybody was celebrating his demise and

2305
01:49:08,359 --> 01:49:09,960
he's like a giant ovey.

2306
01:49:10,279 --> 01:49:12,720
Speaker 3: Oh Evey is here.

2307
01:49:12,840 --> 01:49:17,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we know that Philly fans are pretty annoying

2308
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:22,039
this particular woman at this Phillies game and is getting

2309
01:49:22,119 --> 01:49:23,039
destroyed right now.

2310
01:49:23,319 --> 01:49:26,000
Speaker 4: Well, there's a lot going on here, and I think

2311
01:49:26,039 --> 01:49:28,680
there's I think people are starting to go a little like,

2312
01:49:29,079 --> 01:49:32,960
to me, this isn't the same thing as the guy

2313
01:49:33,039 --> 01:49:35,119
who grabs a hat out of the kid's hand.

2314
01:49:35,199 --> 01:49:37,680
Speaker 5: Oh it's not it. This is Karen actions, and.

2315
01:49:37,760 --> 01:49:38,800
Speaker 3: This is this is it.

2316
01:49:39,479 --> 01:49:44,079
Speaker 4: This is what happens when women come into male spaces.

2317
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:48,199
They always have to remake the rules. And the rule

2318
01:49:48,319 --> 01:49:50,880
is I talked about nine Am Corolla today. The rule

2319
01:49:51,000 --> 01:49:54,479
is if it hits the ground, it's anybody's.

2320
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:56,079
Speaker 3: Ball, anybody's ball at a game. Yeah, and she goes

2321
01:49:56,159 --> 01:49:56,680
to catch it.

2322
01:49:57,000 --> 01:49:57,760
Speaker 5: We should hoax.

2323
01:49:57,880 --> 01:49:59,840
Speaker 6: I was thinking we should hoax one of these things

2324
01:50:00,000 --> 01:50:02,279
because we could make a lot of money, Sam, because

2325
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:05,239
after this happens, this kid is getting.

2326
01:50:05,039 --> 01:50:09,000
Speaker 4: Like free cars, free stuff from the Marlins. One one

2327
01:50:09,039 --> 01:50:10,560
of those millionaire.

2328
01:50:10,239 --> 01:50:11,800
Speaker 3: Guys said that he's gonna give the guy like season

2329
01:50:11,840 --> 01:50:21,119
tickets or something. So here we go the guy okay,

2330
01:50:21,199 --> 01:50:23,279
So so he gets it for his kid.

2331
01:50:23,399 --> 01:50:25,840
Speaker 4: Right, the guy runs over, he sees the ball hit

2332
01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:27,880
the ground right in front of this woman. The woman's

2333
01:50:27,920 --> 01:50:29,600
in the white she dropped the ball.

2334
01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:31,640
Speaker 3: That don't even know. I thought she caught it and

2335
01:50:31,680 --> 01:50:35,279
then dropped it. Well, let's let's see. Let's watch slowly

2336
01:50:35,319 --> 01:50:36,159
there she is, right.

2337
01:50:36,119 --> 01:50:39,680
Speaker 5: I think it hits her and she drops it does Yeah, okay,

2338
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:40,279
she drops it.

2339
01:50:40,359 --> 01:50:40,760
Speaker 3: That's okay.

2340
01:50:40,880 --> 01:50:43,520
Speaker 4: He dropped the ball. He's no longer your ball. Yeah,

2341
01:50:43,520 --> 01:50:44,880
he didn't take it out, He didn't take it out

2342
01:50:44,880 --> 01:50:47,640
of your hands. No, So he walks off and he

2343
01:50:47,760 --> 01:50:50,039
hands it like I got it for you, son. He

2344
01:50:50,159 --> 01:50:51,640
goes and gives it to his kid.

2345
01:50:51,840 --> 01:50:54,079
Speaker 6: And gives him a hug. And watch his reaction right here,

2346
01:50:54,079 --> 01:50:57,199
when he's hugging. Look at this, he's having a moment

2347
01:50:57,239 --> 01:50:57,680
with his kid.

2348
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:59,439
Speaker 4: The kid already clocks her and it's like, what is

2349
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:04,039
this witching grabbing my dad and then watching Philly Crime.

2350
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:06,000
Speaker 5: He jumps like a foot in the air.

2351
01:51:06,039 --> 01:51:08,640
Speaker 3: When I said it's on, I am Carl, he does

2352
01:51:08,680 --> 01:51:12,399
a C three pou. Yeah, he really does.

2353
01:51:12,439 --> 01:51:19,000
Speaker 6: He's short circus look and she is like just laying

2354
01:51:19,079 --> 01:51:21,640
in him, bro, like, you came to art. Now we

2355
01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:23,359
have the audio from the other side of this. She said,

2356
01:51:23,399 --> 01:51:26,079
you came into our section. That's our ball landed in

2357
01:51:26,159 --> 01:51:26,640
our section.

2358
01:51:27,560 --> 01:51:29,920
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's not what she said.

2359
01:51:29,960 --> 01:51:32,119
Speaker 5: No, that is what she said, that's our ball.

2360
01:51:32,279 --> 01:51:34,680
Speaker 3: But then she says something. She goes, I wanted to

2361
01:51:34,720 --> 01:51:38,039
give that to my kid. Change, I couldn't hear it. Okay,

2362
01:51:38,520 --> 01:51:40,800
it changes it a little bit because he wanted to

2363
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,319
give it to her kid. But he gave it to

2364
01:51:42,359 --> 01:51:42,720
his kids.

2365
01:51:42,960 --> 01:51:43,079
Speaker 4: Right.

2366
01:51:43,640 --> 01:51:46,640
Speaker 3: But it's not the same thing as the guy snatching

2367
01:51:46,760 --> 01:51:49,239
the hat. No, no, not as bad as that. No,

2368
01:51:49,439 --> 01:51:52,880
but her reaction is really shitty the way it's very shitty.

2369
01:51:53,199 --> 01:51:55,239
She wanted to give it to his kid. Now he

2370
01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:57,000
he messed. Everyone goes.

2371
01:51:57,439 --> 01:51:57,600
Speaker 12: You know.

2372
01:51:57,720 --> 01:52:00,279
Speaker 3: Adam was like I would give up the ball. Ah,

2373
01:52:00,479 --> 01:52:03,119
I don't know if I would. Let me see if

2374
01:52:03,159 --> 01:52:05,840
I can find there's so many different things. Would you

2375
01:52:05,880 --> 01:52:07,760
give up the ball? I wouldn't.

2376
01:52:08,680 --> 01:52:09,880
Speaker 5: No, I don't think I would either.

2377
01:52:10,119 --> 01:52:13,800
Speaker 3: And you know who's not there, her husband. Yeah, it

2378
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:16,079
was just like now you know how my world goes.

2379
01:52:16,119 --> 01:52:18,359
Speaker 6: Yes, she ground him down and destroyed him here. Yeah,

2380
01:52:18,840 --> 01:52:21,279
but when we should say too, she like around later

2381
01:52:21,439 --> 01:52:24,520
and started doing stuff like this, like giving the finger

2382
01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:26,880
to those people even after he gave them the ball.

2383
01:52:27,359 --> 01:52:30,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody hates her. Look at her. Her husband's like,

2384
01:52:30,520 --> 01:52:33,000
oh my god, Oh this poor guy. I mean he's

2385
01:52:33,560 --> 01:52:36,079
I'm gonna see there's a good Okay what were they are?

2386
01:52:36,079 --> 01:52:38,760
They calling her something like Philly Care. Yeah, I'm trying

2387
01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:40,439
to see there's a good video where you can hear

2388
01:52:40,520 --> 01:52:44,680
her and what she said. Yeah, no, no, that's a

2389
01:52:44,800 --> 01:52:49,640
that's an I don't think. No, keep going down. There's yeah, there's.

2390
01:52:49,520 --> 01:52:52,119
Speaker 6: One that where somebody's like right behind them, these two girls,

2391
01:52:52,279 --> 01:52:54,000
and then they get the whole thing. Look the kid's

2392
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:55,479
getting he's at a Phillies game.

2393
01:52:55,560 --> 01:52:57,319
Speaker 3: Now people are gonna start staging this.

2394
01:52:57,600 --> 01:52:59,079
Speaker 6: That's what I was just thinking. Yeah, we got a

2395
01:52:59,079 --> 01:53:02,159
fake one dude. Then uh, this is the Marlins giving

2396
01:53:02,239 --> 01:53:04,479
him a little care package.

2397
01:53:04,840 --> 01:53:10,359
Speaker 3: That's it again, Keep going down, doing AI toys of her,

2398
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:13,439
keep going down, grief. Where is this thing?

2399
01:53:14,640 --> 01:53:17,039
Speaker 5: It's that couple of those couple of girls.

2400
01:53:16,840 --> 01:53:19,239
Speaker 3: Right there, have a video of it. Yeah, I don't

2401
01:53:19,279 --> 01:53:19,840
know where it is.

2402
01:53:20,319 --> 01:53:21,880
Speaker 5: This is it used to be the first thing.

2403
01:53:22,119 --> 01:53:23,920
Speaker 3: I wonder if they're trying to bury it. This woman

2404
01:53:24,039 --> 01:53:27,159
is like suit or something. Oh here, it is serious. Okay,

2405
01:53:28,159 --> 01:53:32,920
all right, let me run it back, turn it up?

2406
01:53:33,000 --> 01:53:45,000
Can you that was in my hands? Oh she didn't

2407
01:53:45,039 --> 01:53:49,520
say kids, that was artist.

2408
01:53:57,520 --> 01:54:00,479
Speaker 4: This is what am Carol says all the time women,

2409
01:54:02,239 --> 01:54:06,520
women talk, women thinking that there this is. This is

2410
01:54:07,079 --> 01:54:11,479
the difference between equality and equity. She wants equity, yes,

2411
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:13,760
which is mean I want the ball, give it to me.

2412
01:54:14,680 --> 01:54:17,199
Equality is we all fight for the ball, whoever gets

2413
01:54:17,239 --> 01:54:17,680
it gets it.

2414
01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:20,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that they want that in society everywhere. Yes.

2415
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:27,399
Speaker 4: Yes, and this again about women women. Just so no,

2416
01:54:27,720 --> 01:54:30,359
Jackie told me I'm a woman here I'm not. But

2417
01:54:30,520 --> 01:54:34,159
it's like very weird how anti child women have become.

2418
01:54:35,039 --> 01:54:38,079
It's very weird to me, Like most people are like, okay,

2419
01:54:38,119 --> 01:54:39,880
I wanted the ball, but he gave it to his kid.

2420
01:54:40,840 --> 01:54:42,800
And I'm gonna be honest with you. You see these

2421
01:54:42,840 --> 01:54:44,520
guys catch the ball. It's so exciting that they hand

2422
01:54:44,520 --> 01:54:47,239
to kid. I go, dude, that kid's gonna That kid's twelve,

2423
01:54:47,319 --> 01:54:50,239
he can get a thousand. You've been coming to games forever, right,

2424
01:54:50,319 --> 01:54:52,920
I mean, you should give the ball up. Yeah, but

2425
01:54:53,039 --> 01:54:56,520
it's especially the kids like right there, Yeah, yeah, all right, Johnny,

2426
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:56,960
I gotta go.

2427
01:54:57,439 --> 01:54:59,560
Speaker 5: I think I think that's it. The last thing is this.

2428
01:55:00,159 --> 01:55:01,640
Maybe we'll just make this a bonus thing.

2429
01:55:01,680 --> 01:55:02,079
Speaker 3: But watch.

2430
01:55:02,119 --> 01:55:03,039
Speaker 5: I just want you to watch.

2431
01:55:03,439 --> 01:55:06,279
Speaker 6: This is one of the craziest pieces of footage I've

2432
01:55:06,319 --> 01:55:10,479
ever seen. This is police footage that somebody's put together

2433
01:55:10,520 --> 01:55:15,279
a YouTube channel called e WU bodycam of seven year

2434
01:55:15,359 --> 01:55:17,840
old and a ten year old with the worst mother

2435
01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:21,720
on the planet. They she's dating this idiot who left

2436
01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:25,279
a gun in a car loaded with one in the

2437
01:55:25,439 --> 01:55:29,000
chamber and these kids are playing with it when the

2438
01:55:29,079 --> 01:55:32,720
cops roll up and they dude, these kids don't give

2439
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:33,520
a shit.

2440
01:55:33,359 --> 01:55:34,119
Speaker 5: About the police.

2441
01:55:34,159 --> 01:55:37,720
Speaker 6: Man the kids that they're like, hey, we're pointing a

2442
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:39,239
gun at you, and the kids are like, I got

2443
01:55:39,279 --> 01:55:41,079
a gun point at you? I mean or something that

2444
01:55:41,199 --> 01:55:42,720
something like that. I just listen to these kids for

2445
01:55:44,479 --> 01:55:46,600
so they got less than lethal rounds. I think that's

2446
01:55:46,640 --> 01:55:49,279
what they call them. And this idiot cop wants to

2447
01:55:49,319 --> 01:55:51,199
shoot like one of these foam.

2448
01:55:51,119 --> 01:55:54,239
Speaker 4: Balls at these kids to scare them while their fingers

2449
01:55:54,279 --> 01:55:56,000
on the trigger. It's like the dumbest idea.

2450
01:55:55,840 --> 01:56:03,600
Speaker 6: I've ever heard, Sean, I really don't want to kid

2451
01:56:04,439 --> 01:56:06,840
that's for. I think it's like a forty cow like

2452
01:56:07,359 --> 01:56:08,399
foam ball kind of thing.

2453
01:56:10,439 --> 01:56:17,119
Speaker 3: Okay, those kids an idiot. This kid's an idiot.

2454
01:56:21,359 --> 01:56:25,359
Speaker 2: The round collides with the air conditioning unit, startling both

2455
01:56:25,479 --> 01:56:28,119
look at the kids reaction to move nine year old

2456
01:56:28,159 --> 01:56:29,279
he draws down.

2457
01:56:29,239 --> 01:56:31,720
Speaker 3: On the cops. It's the craziest thing I've.

2458
01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:35,520
Speaker 2: Ever seen towards deputies and plunges the entire scene into

2459
01:56:35,680 --> 01:56:36,439
utter chaos.

2460
01:56:40,840 --> 01:56:43,159
Speaker 5: Listen to this woman just screaming at chiulderns like that's

2461
01:56:43,199 --> 01:56:43,640
gonna help.

2462
01:56:43,720 --> 01:56:45,479
Speaker 3: Total idiot shot.

2463
01:56:45,479 --> 01:56:47,520
Speaker 5: They've been trying that the whole time, though it doesn't

2464
01:56:47,560 --> 01:56:47,680
do it.

2465
01:56:47,920 --> 01:56:50,279
Speaker 3: It's not working. I mean, the kids aren't listening now.

2466
01:56:53,840 --> 01:56:56,000
They're talking about like and and look.

2467
01:56:56,079 --> 01:57:00,520
Speaker 2: He passes it to his brother, fearing her children have

2468
01:57:00,600 --> 01:57:01,760
been caught in a crossfire.

2469
01:57:01,920 --> 01:57:02,560
Speaker 3: So they don't.

2470
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:04,239
Speaker 5: This is the other dumb. The mother's there.

2471
01:57:04,640 --> 01:57:07,079
Speaker 6: They don't tell the mother they're gonna shoot unless than

2472
01:57:07,159 --> 01:57:10,000
lethal round, so the mom thinks they're they're shooting at

2473
01:57:10,039 --> 01:57:12,520
her kids. Now the mother is terrible, she's been done

2474
01:57:12,520 --> 01:57:14,840
a terrible job here, but so she goes running in

2475
01:57:14,960 --> 01:57:17,319
sprinting into this situation, and they arrest her for this.

2476
01:57:17,479 --> 01:57:19,199
Speaker 2: Lets the boats towards the scene.

2477
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:21,479
Speaker 3: Which because it's just a mother's like natural reaction.

2478
01:57:21,319 --> 01:57:24,319
Speaker 2: My deputies stack stay back.

2479
01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:35,760
Speaker 3: It's it's stop stop regard, so she doesn't understand that

2480
01:57:35,760 --> 01:57:36,439
they weren't shooting it.

2481
01:57:36,520 --> 01:57:41,479
Speaker 6: So then finally somebody with some balls, a man just said,

2482
01:57:41,520 --> 01:57:43,479
you know what, this is dumb, I'm gonna end this

2483
01:57:43,560 --> 01:57:45,439
thing now that I'm twelve minutes into this video, and

2484
01:57:45,520 --> 01:57:48,039
it was all just insanity this whole time.

2485
01:57:48,239 --> 01:57:51,279
Speaker 2: Deputy inspects the gun a chilling reality set.

2486
01:57:51,399 --> 01:57:53,159
Speaker 16: Oh no, this is after they already got them. Okay,

2487
01:57:55,039 --> 01:58:01,039
where's this? This just hero walking up, keep going, it's

2488
01:58:01,119 --> 01:58:02,000
gotta be right here.

2489
01:58:02,159 --> 01:58:05,560
Speaker 2: Okay, flanks from the other side determined to bring this

2490
01:58:05,720 --> 01:58:06,800
stand off to an end.

2491
01:58:07,039 --> 01:58:08,960
Speaker 5: The guy with some balls, a man with some balls

2492
01:58:09,079 --> 01:58:10,079
just runs up and is like.

2493
01:58:12,279 --> 01:58:12,920
Speaker 3: Takes it from.

2494
01:58:19,279 --> 01:58:21,920
Speaker 6: And I mean, you're handcuffing seven and a ten year old. Well,

2495
01:58:21,960 --> 01:58:23,560
I mean, what do you I know, I know, I know,

2496
01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:25,520
I just I mean, it's how sad this is.

2497
01:58:25,960 --> 01:58:31,840
Speaker 3: They are fine, they are not dead. These mom idiots

2498
01:58:32,880 --> 01:58:38,479
for what stock I don't want Okay.

2499
01:58:41,239 --> 01:58:44,079
Speaker 6: Now, they said, I can't remember something insane like they

2500
01:58:44,159 --> 01:58:46,239
had been called out like forty eight times to his

2501
01:58:46,319 --> 01:58:49,359
house for different stuff like involving the kids, and the

2502
01:58:49,439 --> 01:58:51,159
mom just can't control these kids and stuff.

2503
01:58:51,479 --> 01:58:53,039
Speaker 5: This is the craziest vie I've ever seen.

2504
01:58:53,600 --> 01:58:55,239
Speaker 3: Uh, yes, kids are going to jail.

2505
01:58:55,960 --> 01:58:56,880
Speaker 5: It's one of them.

2506
01:58:57,079 --> 01:58:59,720
Speaker 6: They put uh, the older kid, the ten year old,

2507
01:58:59,760 --> 01:59:01,840
on a like a seventy two hour hold. After that

2508
01:59:01,920 --> 01:59:05,000
he got evaluated. That's how psychopathic the one kid was.

2509
01:59:05,680 --> 01:59:09,560
It's absolutely I mean, just insane footage, dude. That's modern

2510
01:59:09,640 --> 01:59:12,920
path name there, yeah, it's And those are the people

2511
01:59:12,960 --> 01:59:14,640
that are breeding right now, you know what I mean.

2512
01:59:14,720 --> 01:59:18,199
Those are the reproducing what's the special word.

2513
01:59:18,239 --> 01:59:23,039
Speaker 4: Gun toting gun toting kids and Philly moms, Philly Karen's

2514
01:59:23,119 --> 01:59:24,119
gun toting kids and.

2515
01:59:24,119 --> 01:59:27,279
Speaker 3: Philly Karen's all right, by everybody, Thank you guys, we

2516
01:59:27,399 --> 01:59:27,640
love you.

2517
01:59:27,760 --> 01:59:28,000
Speaker 16: Bye