Speaker 1: Ideas that may come up on the show. Now, I
Speaker 1: had a dream last night for a great bit idea,
Speaker 1: and sometimes ideas for bits on the show come to
Speaker 1: me in a dream, and I said, God, remember that,
Speaker 1: remember that, remember that, remember that. And I woke up
Speaker 1: this morning only remembering that I had a great idea.
Speaker 1: So what I do is if I come up with
Speaker 1: an idea, I say, Jenny, write it down here some
Speaker 1: of the latest ideas. Yes, number one, I'm going to
Speaker 1: challenge all of you, vaunt, Jenny and Bailey to get
Speaker 1: the name Dave, my name tattooed on your inner forearm,
Speaker 1: probably about three or four inches long. Whoever will do
Speaker 1: it for the least amount of money from me gets
Speaker 1: the money. So let's just play this game a little
Speaker 1: bit right now, ok to Bunch not here, he's in
Speaker 1: the other room. But Jenny and Bailey, how much would
Speaker 1: I have to pay you to get in any font
Speaker 1: you want, any font you want, the name Dave, that's
Speaker 1: me tattooed on your left inner forearms.
Speaker 2: Thousand dollars dollars.
Speaker 1: But you would do it?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: You have to start super fucking high high way too low.
Speaker 3: Now you're okay, it doesn't matter because I was going
Speaker 3: to say two hundred thousand, and now she started solow
Speaker 3: it doesn't even matter, but you.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't I wouldn't have pay you two hundred thousand. No,
Speaker 1: I can know that I could pay you like easily,
Speaker 1: you do it for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm saying that there's a negotiation process that's
Speaker 3: happening right here. So we had to start high and
Speaker 3: gauge like your temperature of how much you were going
Speaker 3: to be willing to pay us.
Speaker 1: I've also heard never make the first cash offer. You
Speaker 1: always say what will you pay me?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So then then say you're supposed to go like that's
Speaker 1: a bunch of shit. So let's have this conversation again.
Speaker 1: We'll try this is negotiating one oh one, presented by katwb. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I want a tattoo, get tattooed on your arm?
Speaker 2: Dave?
Speaker 1: What would you charge me to have you do that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, Dave, how much will you pay us?
Speaker 1: A thousand dollars? And then you go then you go
Speaker 1: fucking thousand dollars? No way. Yeah, And because that makes
Speaker 1: the person that made the first off for go oh
Speaker 1: she is. So let's say with buying your cousin's lawnmower. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to sell you a lawnmower. How much, Bailey,
Speaker 1: how much do you want to pay me for the lawnmower?
Speaker 2: How much are you willing to sell it for?
Speaker 1: Now, that's exactly what you're supposed to do, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what So you never named the first number.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, got it?
Speaker 1: Ask me that again.
Speaker 2: How much are you willing to sell it for?
Speaker 1: Two undred dollars?
Speaker 2: Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm about two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna say. Two hundred dollars. And see
Speaker 2: that's I'm not going to be mad about it. So
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. Yeah, that doesn't seem like that's a
Speaker 2: good price for me. No, that's far too high.
Speaker 1: Not exactly the right ray. Now, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Yeah, but I think that you express
Speaker 1: disgust and shock. Then they feel embarrassed that they said
Speaker 1: way too much.
Speaker 2: Okay, so give it to me again, okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Okay, selling your lawn, I'm going to sell you my
Speaker 1: used bowling ball. Use bowling ball it's a ten pounder.
Speaker 1: I want to sell it to you. Do you want
Speaker 1: to buy the bowling ball?
Speaker 2: Well? What are you looking to sell it for?
Speaker 1: Mmmmmm oh? Twenty five bucks?
Speaker 2: Twenty five dollars? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: For a balling?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: You're you're right? Okay, I'll give it to you for
Speaker 1: five dollars. See how you've immediately brought the price down
Speaker 1: from twenty five dollars to five dollars.
Speaker 2: That's my reaction, correct.
Speaker 1: Because you made me go, oh okay, now let's try
Speaker 1: it again. Let's try it again with you naming the
Speaker 1: first price. I're going a bowling ball. I'm going to
Speaker 1: sell you my bowling ball. It's a nice ten pound
Speaker 1: bowling ball. How much do you pay for it?
Speaker 2: I'll give you three dollars for it?
Speaker 1: Three dollars? What the fuck are your fucking nuts? Now?
Speaker 1: How do you feel?
Speaker 2: You're like, well, five five dollars.
Speaker 1: See, I've got the price up right away.
Speaker 3: I feel like shit at that point, because it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You didn't gain or lose anything in that moment. You
Speaker 3: just try to negotiate. I'm a Facebook marketplace whore, Okay,
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: How this game works. I literally I know.
Speaker 4: How it works. We went and got a shelf this weekend.
Speaker 1: I was so proud shelf.
Speaker 4: I was so proud of anw shelf.
Speaker 3: Because we went to pick it up up and fucking
Speaker 3: god knows where Blaine somewhere really far away, and he
Speaker 3: gives them twenty bucks and it's the shittiest shelf I've
Speaker 3: ever seen in my life. But it was for the
Speaker 3: garage to like hold shit on whatever. Yeah, And I go,
Speaker 3: how much did you have that listed for? He goes
Speaker 3: he had it for fifty and then he dropped it
Speaker 3: down to twenty and I was like, and you paid
Speaker 3: him twenty. He's like, well, no, I offer ten and
Speaker 3: he said no. And I was like, all right, that's
Speaker 3: my boy, Okay. I proud of him because I was like,
Speaker 3: you never ever offer the price that they haven't listening,
Speaker 3: really none. If he's with Maria place, there's always room
Speaker 3: for negotiation, and if they care, they'll if they just
Speaker 3: want to get rid of it, they'll.
Speaker 1: Get rid of it.
Speaker 4: They get rid of it, yes, And if they don't,
Speaker 4: then they'll be like no, sorry.
Speaker 1: I would agree because there are certain things in my
Speaker 1: house as long as you're willing to haul it away.
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you for five bucks. Like, for example,
Speaker 1: I've got Carson's old skateboards, my old skateboards. They're great skateboards,
Speaker 1: like two hundred dollars skateboards. I don't want them anymore.
Speaker 1: Carson doesn't want him anymore. I'd give you the whole
Speaker 1: bunch just to take them away for probably ten bucks.
Speaker 1: So I just want to get rid of them. So right,
Speaker 1: did you learn anything negotiating skills here on KWB.
Speaker 2: Out haggling one on one for the first topic of
Speaker 2: conversation podcast?
Speaker 1: And I think it works in a salary situation too.
Speaker 1: Let's say, IM going to hire you for the Dave
Speaker 1: Ryan Show. Bailey, You're hired for the Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much are you gonna give me?
Speaker 1: How much do you want to make?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly? Yeah, exactly? Yeah? Yeah? Right? Okay, good yea,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. In the first email, Hey, Gang,
Speaker 1: I want to say I absolutely love Jannita's corner. She
Speaker 1: gives off that auntie vibe where we all gather around
Speaker 1: her like kids as she sits in a big rocking
Speaker 1: chair and tells us modern cautionary tales of how not
Speaker 1: to be a dumbass in our society. Ha ha. I
Speaker 1: am here for it and I'm happy, Dave that you
Speaker 1: gave one Nita a voice and part of the Minnesota
Speaker 1: Goodbyes staff writer Allison, Yeah, we love Wanita too. She
Speaker 1: seems like the kind of woman that I would just
Speaker 1: hang out with. Yeah, we'd, you know, we'd sit somewhere
Speaker 1: at Chili's and make fun.
Speaker 2: Of people, talk shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. A totally different topic from Alexis. You
Speaker 1: guys were speaking about National parks and let me tell you,
Speaker 1: off season is a must. I don't want to overkill
Speaker 1: the topic of angels landing, but like everybody else is saying,
Speaker 1: do it, I've done. It's one of my favorite hikes
Speaker 1: I've ever completed. Every year for my anniversary by now fiance,
Speaker 1: we go to in September to parks it's basically off
Speaker 1: season and it makes it so much more enjoyable. We
Speaker 1: book shuttles, any pass reservations, etc. In advance. Every year
Speaker 1: I go on my annual camping trip with three friends.
Speaker 1: Three friends in mid late May. Last year we went
Speaker 1: to the mighty five Zion, Bryce Canyon, Capitol Reef Canyon,
Speaker 1: Lands and Arches I didn't know they're called the mighty five.
Speaker 1: I like that. Maybe try out the Narrows if you can.
Speaker 1: Last year the waters were too far high for us
Speaker 1: to do it. Of the five parks, you really don't
Speaker 1: need more than a day or two Aside from Zion.
Speaker 1: My goal is to go to as many national parks
Speaker 1: in my lifetime before the inevitable happens with natural disasters,
Speaker 1: more crowding, etc. Anyway, planning ahead and early is the key.
Speaker 1: And a question for you guys, where's the next place
Speaker 1: you want to travel to or where is your dream destination?
Speaker 1: For me, it would be Switzerland or the Swiss Alps.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Love all that you guys do.
Speaker 1: You never fail to make a smile and laugh every
Speaker 1: time I listen. All right from Alexis, Thank you Alexis.
Speaker 1: That's very nice. Jenny, Where do you want to go next?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: I am going next pretty much to what she exactly
Speaker 3: just described is the what.
Speaker 4: She called the something five, the mighty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on our list is Zion, Bryce, Canyon, Capitol, reef Arches,
Speaker 3: Canyon Lands, and then some other ones in between. But
Speaker 3: we're hitting all those in Utah. So that's next on
Speaker 3: my list, and then my dream is Norway.
Speaker 1: It really that's cool. It really makes me realize how
Speaker 1: much of the country I haven't seen is. While I've
Speaker 1: been to you know, the Grand Canyon and Yellowstone, I've
Speaker 1: never been to Archers At Arches, I've never been to Zion,
Speaker 1: never been to Yosemite. I want to go to the Cascades.
Speaker 1: I've been up that way to Seattle. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: really want to go ride a motorcycle through the Cascades.
Speaker 1: Would be so beautiful, they really would, And I don't
Speaker 1: know when I'll ever get a chance to do it
Speaker 1: unless I didn't have a job anymore, because with our
Speaker 1: we cannot take more than a week off at a time.
Speaker 1: So that means the best we could ever do is
Speaker 1: Friday afternoon to the next Sunday night. So what is that.
Speaker 1: To get out to Oregon takes a good two days
Speaker 1: of driving two days driving back. Now that means you
Speaker 1: got five days out there, which is not out of
Speaker 1: the question. But I don't really want to have to
Speaker 1: do that much driving, you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fucking Where do you want to go, Bailey?
Speaker 2: I mean within the United States, I've I've wanted to
Speaker 2: go see Graceland with my mom because we really love Elvis,
Speaker 2: and just in general, like Tennessee. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: places I'd like to go see in Tennessee, but like
Speaker 2: dream Tokyo Disney, really go to Tokyo Disney so badly.
Speaker 2: I avoid watching like videos of Tokyo Disney because I
Speaker 2: know when I go, I want it to be a
Speaker 2: surprise and I want it to all be like new
Speaker 2: novel experience and I freaking love Disney and Tokyo Disney
Speaker 2: is like top quality park. That's where I want to go.
Speaker 1: Okay, naxt next email, Let me tap the right tab here. Hello,
Speaker 1: Love the Minnesota Goodbye listen almost every day coming home
Speaker 1: from work. One topic from the Morning Show that just
Speaker 1: popped into my head was whether or not checks is
Speaker 1: a kid cereal. I remember hearing this topic on the
Speaker 1: show years ago. Not sure why it's stuck on my head.
Speaker 1: I don't remember this one. I'd love to get updated
Speaker 1: thoughts on this question from you, Dave, Jenny Bailey, and Vant.
Speaker 1: For the record, I think checks should not be classified
Speaker 1: a kid cereal. Yes, kids can probably do eat it,
Speaker 1: but it would generally be considered a Blander adult cereal,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Bailey, And I would say Checks is definitely
Speaker 1: not a kid cereal. Yeah, because it's not a fun
Speaker 1: cereal like fruity Pebbles is a kid cereal.
Speaker 2: If they have like a puzzle on the back of
Speaker 2: the box, then it's a kid cereal.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Checks just has the recipe for puppy chow. They don't
Speaker 3: have anything fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna read what they say are the best
Speaker 1: kid cereals? Uh from eat this, not that it looks
Speaker 1: like here we go, cinnamon toast crunch. Oh, I love
Speaker 1: it kid cereal, honey nut cheerios. Now, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I agree with that one cinnamon life this must
Speaker 1: be Okay, these are healthy cereal, not popular. Okay.
Speaker 2: I have a question while you're looking that up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how often do you two eat cereal?
Speaker 1: Never? Never?
Speaker 2: Exact? Okay, So what if here's a hot take. What
Speaker 2: if cereal period is kid cereal? Like all cereal is
Speaker 2: for kids, not for kids. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like I don't ever eat cereal because I don't know
Speaker 2: many adults who do eat cereal. Because I feel like
Speaker 2: cereal is inherently for youths.
Speaker 1: I kind of agree. But I do know some people
Speaker 1: who as adults do very frequently eat cereal really yeah,
Speaker 1: very frequently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, never do.
Speaker 3: I don't eat it because I can't stop myself. I
Speaker 3: can't just like have a bowl, and so like I'll
Speaker 3: go in for a second bowl and then the next
Speaker 3: I know, like I've ate a ton of sugar. Because,
Speaker 3: to be honest, the only good cereal out there is
Speaker 3: the sugary clients.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Okay, So here are I've pulled up a graphic of
Speaker 1: cereals for kids. Capt'n Crunch, Yes, Lucky Charms, Cinnamon toast Crunch,
Speaker 1: Cookie Crisp, Cookie Crisp. Yeah? Is that even made anymore?
Speaker 1: Reese's Pups pop puffs tricks, they are literally four kids,
Speaker 1: and I think honey smacks, and there's a kit kat
Speaker 1: cereal sugar SMAs. Remember what they call them? Sugar?
Speaker 2: My sister liked them. I never liked sugar smacks. I
Speaker 2: thought they were gross.
Speaker 1: They used to also call frosted flakes sugar frosted flakes.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, kellogg sugar frosted flakes. But they've taken sugar, yeah,
Speaker 1: because they had a mascot sugar Bear and sugar bear
Speaker 1: would talk about sugar frosted flakes alpha bits. Do they
Speaker 1: still make alphabets?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Let me look, there's so many new alphabets had Was
Speaker 3: it just that or did they have the marshmallows too?
Speaker 4: Didn't they have both kinds?
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. Cereal, Yeah, alphabets is still a thing.
Speaker 1: Is an excellent source of vitamin D. It is also
Speaker 1: called frosted alphabits, and it contains frosted animal shape or
Speaker 1: alphabet shape multi grain cereal bits. I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people eat cereal kind of as a snack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like most of us might
Speaker 1: go to the fridge and get like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a cheese sandwich or get some summer
Speaker 1: sausage or something. People will be like, ah, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of hungry. I want to snack and sit down and
Speaker 1: have cereal because it's probably not the worst possible snack
Speaker 1: you could have, right, but it's definitely not a healthy one.
Speaker 4: Say, I don't think it's that healthy.
Speaker 3: There's this new cereal that or maybe it's not that new,
Speaker 3: but it's actually getting like into Targets and cub Now
Speaker 3: it's called Magic Spoon and it's higher in like your
Speaker 3: fiber intake, your protein, whatever the pro it's the main thing.
Speaker 4: It's fucking nine nine a box for least small boxes
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: Oh really, it was so salty because they had it
Speaker 3: at Costco for a little bit where you actually got
Speaker 3: it for like a decent deal.
Speaker 4: And now it's gone.
Speaker 3: And I did buy one box because it's on sale
Speaker 3: for eight forty nine at Target the other day, but
Speaker 3: that was it. So that's the extent of the cereal
Speaker 3: I've ate in years. But that's suspensive. It's a I
Speaker 3: don't know they branded it, they at least branded it,
Speaker 3: but I'm pretty sure it's healthy because my fitness people
Speaker 3: told me.
Speaker 2: That they eat it.
Speaker 1: Well, there are healthy cereals, but there are some that
Speaker 1: we perceive as healthy that really are not, like wheaties,
Speaker 1: like probably wheaties, I don't know, like wheaties. There's like
Speaker 1: a musli you ever heard of muselei m u s
Speaker 1: l i X No. I don't know if they make
Speaker 1: it anymore, but I think there are some that are healthy,
Speaker 1: Like I think, what is it not? Uh miniwheats or
Speaker 1: what's the one. It's a big brick of like, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's what I was just trying to think of. What
Speaker 3: redit we Yes, we got like frosty and on one.
Speaker 1: Some do and some don't. Yeah, those are so good though.
Speaker 1: We used to get those when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: My dad did the shopping, and Dad was a very
Speaker 1: health economy minded person. We got cornflakes, we got cheerios.
Speaker 1: Once in a while he would buy us applejacks, but
Speaker 1: a lot of the time he'd buy grape nuts. And
Speaker 1: I remember one time the grape nuts would sit in
Speaker 1: the cupboard for so long that you know, the only
Speaker 1: one that ate him was Dad. But if you was
Speaker 1: nothing else in the house to eat, you would pour
Speaker 1: a bowl of grape nuts. And I remember one time
Speaker 1: I poured the bowl of grape nuts, poured the milk,
Speaker 1: and a dead worm floated to the top, A lot
Speaker 1: a weevil, a wevel floated to the top. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I did not eat the evil. Bailey. All right, next one,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get one more take on the construction workers
Speaker 1: leaning around on shovels, so whatever. H To answer your question,
Speaker 1: A lot of the time when you see cones up
Speaker 1: and nobody working is more likely due to construction companies
Speaker 1: waiting for approvals on everything or things that are not
Speaker 1: going planned as planned. Most of the time, the construction
Speaker 1: companies are ready to get going, but they can't because
Speaker 1: they need to wait for approvals from whomever. Yes, Dave,
Speaker 1: your joke made me laugh. I was listening to a podcast.
Speaker 1: I was standing here waiting for concrete. Perfect timing. Hope
Speaker 1: you guys have a great weekend. I don't know what
Speaker 1: joke it was that made you laugh. Well, shoot, Jenny,
Speaker 1: if vont sits during the show, you should tape an
Speaker 1: airhorn to it so when he sits it scares the
Speaker 1: hell out of him. He did you so wrong today.
Speaker 1: It was so funny. They got into a dumb argument
Speaker 1: last week. Vonn was saying, Jenny, you don't work very hard,
Speaker 1: and it just went on and Bailey and I just
Speaker 1: sat there and just watched it like a tennis match.
Speaker 1: And that is going to do it for the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Let us know. If there's anything that you want to
Speaker 1: talk about and anything that's stuck out, you want to
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