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Speaker 1: Pat talked about Papa Roach Baby. Also, on a serious
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Speaker 2: We're not getting paid to talk about this, We're just
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Speaker 1: Yeah, forty cents off a gallon is pretty significant, and
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was made. I was like, wow, I know
Speaker 1: you are you all? Really? I should have a camera
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Speaker 1: goes on during this show, it's mind bottling.
Speaker 2: We have a camera right there. Well, you can use
Speaker 2: it for every one of these segments if you wanted.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we got in trouble with that. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: careful what you wish for there? Bruddy, forgot about that?
Speaker 1: Would you like a headline of the week contender? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Deer runs through Tennessee. Jim poops in women's locker room.
Speaker 1: Where's the tells Tennessee gym? So now Hermitage, Tennessee. Uh.
Speaker 1: Deer came crashing through a window and Competitive Edge and
Speaker 1: Fitness in Hermitage, Tennessee, running across a treadmill after crashing
Speaker 1: through the gym window and into the women's locker room,
Speaker 1: where he uh quote took a big dump in there
Speaker 1: and didn't even flush. I wonder from one of the
Speaker 1: uh first orders at the gym.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder, And we have female listeners who work
Speaker 2: out of gym's. I wonder if you want to text
Speaker 2: in two two five two six if the women's locker
Speaker 2: room is as bad as the men's locker room at
Speaker 2: a gym where pat the ones that feel it's a
Speaker 2: necessity to get nude are the ones you don't want
Speaker 2: to walk. I'll walk in there to pee if I
Speaker 2: got a pe real bad or uh clean up Aisle nine.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm sweating and uh and you walk in and.
Speaker 1: You go, oh god, it's old balls. So I'm wondering
Speaker 1: if there's like old tufts in there. Yeah, the women's
Speaker 1: room is the.
Speaker 2: Brushfires burning similar two two five gray smoke, We got
Speaker 2: your pack. The women's room or the women's locker room
Speaker 2: at a gym? Is it as scary as the men's
Speaker 2: is not scary?
Speaker 1: Just disturbing? Almost The New York City Housing Authority is
Speaker 1: showing off a brand new, state of the art vacuum
Speaker 1: powered trash system in Harlem. They're uh, they have installed
Speaker 1: uh this new pneumatic think like the pneumatic tubes at
Speaker 1: a bank. Yeah, they have kind of outfitted the trash
Speaker 1: choots in the New York City Housing authorities, polo grounds
Speaker 1: towers in Harlem and promises to tackle energy rodents and
Speaker 1: recycling issues. I see the glaring first potential bodies going down.
Speaker 1: How do you stuff a body into a pneumatic tube? Garbage? Shoot,
Speaker 1: just it's gone down into the dumpster and off to
Speaker 1: the you know, landfill in Jersey.
Speaker 2: It's a bigger tube. It's just Staten Island doesn't go
Speaker 2: it doesn't go there either. It comes to like Texas.
Speaker 2: Remember they don't have the duty train. Yeah, all the
Speaker 2: trash up there, same thing they send it over our way. Okay,
Speaker 2: question pneumatic tube. I think this then could work because
Speaker 2: look it just it sucks. It's straight in instead of
Speaker 2: the it's going down that the tube goes.
Speaker 1: Right there. There's too many opportunities for the.
Speaker 2: Bag to rip open, and then that's where stuff falls
Speaker 2: on the side of the dumpster. Hence more rats and
Speaker 2: you know big the rats are. I've always wanted to
Speaker 2: uh and it's a little weird, but have a friend
Speaker 2: who works at a bank, just so I could pull
Speaker 2: up one time.
Speaker 1: And hey, so and so and say.
Speaker 2: Hit the button with my you know stuff, my deposit
Speaker 2: in there, if you know what I'm talking about. Hat
Speaker 2: look right here. I wonder what the sensation would be.
Speaker 1: Like, probably rip it right off your body. It would suck, yes,
Speaker 1: But I'm thinking like if you could.
Speaker 2: Just say lead out right there at the drive through, Hey, Jenny,
Speaker 2: do me a favor. Turn off the camera on lane two.
Speaker 2: They might think you're doing a heist or something. But
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, it's pneumatic time.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say something really crazy, like
Speaker 1: put rolled coin in the pneumatic tube. They all have
Speaker 1: that sign. No rold coin in the pneumatic tube. Pat
Speaker 1: is living on the edge. I will I see that
Speaker 1: on the rare occasion when I have to actually go
Speaker 1: to the bank and enter face with somebody. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: look at that. I'm like, it's always put in a
Speaker 1: check in at the drive through, right and thrown it
Speaker 1: in the There's just no rold coin in the tubes.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen that. Oh it's there,
Speaker 2: and I go to the drive it's there. Hey, it's there.
Speaker 2: When you've gone to the drive through. Have you ever
Speaker 2: had your pet with you?
Speaker 1: Oh? When they ask if you want a biscuit for
Speaker 1: your dog? So your bank does dog biscuits too. My
Speaker 1: dog don't like biscuits. I have to I have to
Speaker 1: shatter the teller's world with that.
Speaker 2: You have to go. Sorry, he eats burgers. He eats
Speaker 2: McDonald's cheeseburgers.
Speaker 1: Well on that note, uh he does. On you know,
Speaker 1: he goes into the grommer once a month and if
Speaker 1: he is good, which he almost always is, we then
Speaker 1: hit uh McDonald's. He gets to uh double stacks Plaine
Speaker 1: and they alway, it's always say oh, do you want
Speaker 1: a biscuit for for your dog? I know who do
Speaker 1: you think the double stacks are for? And they look
Speaker 1: at me, you fat so.
Speaker 2: For him, the most unhealthy dog in the world. No, listen, sorry,
Speaker 2: I was joking. But with the uh, the Juno. Of course,
Speaker 2: your dog Juno is gonna be Juno the German Shepherd,
Speaker 2: Juno the German Shepherd. He's a cool cat, he is,
Speaker 2: and of course dogs. Of course he's going to be.
Speaker 1: Good at the groomer.
Speaker 2: He knows the Golden arches are right down the road. Dude, Okay,
Speaker 2: two two five two.
Speaker 1: Sig in women's locker room.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, oh boy, blubes to the ground gross. Uh okay,
Speaker 2: hold on, he used to be a custodio manager at Disney.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, women's places are always worse than than men's,
Speaker 2: is what they're saying now, laughing, myss off, You guys
Speaker 2: are a trip boobs to the ground.
Speaker 1: Gross.
Speaker 2: The women's room at my gym is always oh, it's
Speaker 2: always clean and in good shape.
Speaker 1: So I guess I'm lucky. It's Planet Fitness.
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering if the lady's in there or the
Speaker 2: old ladies the dude, yes, and I'm embarrassed for them.
Speaker 2: Men's room at gym sounds gross. All those protein shakes
Speaker 2: just running through. Yeah, yell sating. Somebody said, yep, older
Speaker 2: ladies seventy plus swinging bear tatas left and right.
Speaker 1: Wow. And then we got tube talk.
Speaker 2: When they get cagged up, they send a person in there.
Speaker 1: No, what you do?
Speaker 2: Somebody said, just cut the body up in smaller pieces
Speaker 2: for the tube.
Speaker 1: Awful lot of work. I mean, you gotta get it.
Speaker 1: So you gotta do that in the baptub. Now you
Speaker 1: gotta get the thing in the heavy duty bags and
Speaker 1: down the hall to the pneumatic.
Speaker 2: Tragedyde It's much easier just to have a friend that
Speaker 2: works at the bank and go get pneumatic.
Speaker 1: Hum. Oh, just the old school in the carpet, in
Speaker 1: the carpet, rolled them up in the carpet in the
Speaker 1: back of the white windowless van dropped in the swamps
Speaker 1: of Jersey. All right. Uh And finally there's this some
Speaker 1: some visuals to go along with the site on the
Speaker 1: three oh three freeway in uh. Where is this? Uh?
Speaker 1: Somewhere in Arizona. Oh, it doesn't matter. Three oh three
Speaker 1: got it? Truckload of white claw overturns thousands of cans.
Speaker 1: Here's the strange part. They're all empty, empty white claw cans.
Speaker 1: Top truck full of empty This is why I brought
Speaker 1: it up, like they sort them by alcoholic beverage. Now,
Speaker 1: no nose with the claw. I did wrong again, son
Speaker 1: of a. No laws with the craw, Cynthia, My woman's
Speaker 1: voice is really getting bad. You notice that. Let me
Speaker 1: hear your woman's voice say, no laws with the claw.
Speaker 1: No laws with the claw? He hears is better than mine?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it? Rohnda no or Cynthia or Jenkins
Speaker 1: over in the police squad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always Jenkins at the cop station. No laws
Speaker 2: with the Oh my god, what.
Speaker 1: You know what I think, it's just today allergies. Look
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