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<v Speaker 1>One one Taco Orlando, Who's rock station? It is? What

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<v Speaker 1>a one one?

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<v Speaker 2>W j r R.

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<v Speaker 1>Right before we get going here, it could prove beneficial

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<v Speaker 1>to you to vote for this morning you say we play,

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<v Speaker 1>it could scoop up passes to see Papa Roach and

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<v Speaker 1>Rise against next year on their joint tour. We have

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<v Speaker 1>three songs a year voting on from Cheap Trick. Pick

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<v Speaker 1>the one you want us to play back at nine

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock and we'll play the one with the most votes.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously the Flame Dream Police or ain't that a shame?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I know the one that's gonna win. I bet you ready,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see listeners will have the ultimate.

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<v Speaker 2>To say again jr R Facebook page, somebody who picks

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna win those tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat talked about Papa Roach Baby. Also, on a serious

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<v Speaker 1>note we mentioned yesterday, I wanted to remind you if

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<v Speaker 1>you need gas today, if you can wait until between

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<v Speaker 1>four and seven this afternoon, you can say forty cents

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<v Speaker 1>a gallon at Circle case they're doing another one of

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<v Speaker 1>their fuel day things.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not getting paid to talk about this, We're just

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<v Speaker 2>looking to save you some cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, forty cents off a gallon is pretty significant, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's between four and seven at Circle K gas stations.

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<v Speaker 2>You could get it for your car and your wife's

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<v Speaker 2>and it would be a significant other. Yes, what he said,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a very long stretch there. Sorry, your computer mine,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was made. I was like, wow, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you are you all? Really? I should have a camera

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<v Speaker 1>trained on Taco at all times. The amazing multitasking that

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<v Speaker 1>goes on during this show, it's mind bottling.

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<v Speaker 2>We have a camera right there. Well, you can use

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<v Speaker 2>it for every one of these segments if you wanted.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we got in trouble with that. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 2>careful what you wish for there? Bruddy, forgot about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like a headline of the week contender? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I had the pen ready, Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Deer runs through Tennessee. Jim poops in women's locker room.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the tells Tennessee gym? So now Hermitage, Tennessee. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Deer came crashing through a window and Competitive Edge and

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<v Speaker 1>Fitness in Hermitage, Tennessee, running across a treadmill after crashing

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<v Speaker 1>through the gym window and into the women's locker room,

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<v Speaker 1>where he uh quote took a big dump in there

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<v Speaker 1>and didn't even flush. I wonder from one of the

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<v Speaker 1>uh first orders at the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder, And we have female listeners who work

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<v Speaker 2>out of gym's. I wonder if you want to text

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<v Speaker 2>in two two five two six if the women's locker

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<v Speaker 2>room is as bad as the men's locker room at

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<v Speaker 2>a gym where pat the ones that feel it's a

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<v Speaker 2>necessity to get nude are the ones you don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to walk. I'll walk in there to pee if I

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<v Speaker 2>got a pe real bad or uh clean up Aisle nine.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm sweating and uh and you walk in and.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, oh god, it's old balls. So I'm wondering

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<v Speaker 1>if there's like old tufts in there. Yeah, the women's

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<v Speaker 1>room is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Brushfires burning similar two two five gray smoke, We got

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<v Speaker 2>your pack. The women's room or the women's locker room

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<v Speaker 2>at a gym? Is it as scary as the men's

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<v Speaker 2>is not scary?

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<v Speaker 1>Just disturbing? Almost The New York City Housing Authority is

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<v Speaker 1>showing off a brand new, state of the art vacuum

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<v Speaker 1>powered trash system in Harlem. They're uh, they have installed

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<v Speaker 1>uh this new pneumatic think like the pneumatic tubes at

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<v Speaker 1>a bank. Yeah, they have kind of outfitted the trash

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<v Speaker 1>choots in the New York City Housing authorities, polo grounds

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<v Speaker 1>towers in Harlem and promises to tackle energy rodents and

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<v Speaker 1>recycling issues. I see the glaring first potential bodies going down.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you stuff a body into a pneumatic tube? Garbage? Shoot,

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<v Speaker 1>just it's gone down into the dumpster and off to

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<v Speaker 1>the you know, landfill in Jersey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a bigger tube. It's just Staten Island doesn't go

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't go there either. It comes to like Texas.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember they don't have the duty train. Yeah, all the

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<v Speaker 2>trash up there, same thing they send it over our way. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>question pneumatic tube. I think this then could work because

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<v Speaker 2>look it just it sucks. It's straight in instead of

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<v Speaker 2>the it's going down that the tube goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Right there. There's too many opportunities for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Bag to rip open, and then that's where stuff falls

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<v Speaker 2>on the side of the dumpster. Hence more rats and

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<v Speaker 2>you know big the rats are. I've always wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>uh and it's a little weird, but have a friend

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<v Speaker 2>who works at a bank, just so I could pull

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<v Speaker 2>up one time.

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<v Speaker 1>And hey, so and so and say.

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<v Speaker 2>Hit the button with my you know stuff, my deposit

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<v Speaker 2>in there, if you know what I'm talking about. Hat

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<v Speaker 2>look right here. I wonder what the sensation would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, probably rip it right off your body. It would suck, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm thinking like if you could.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say lead out right there at the drive through, Hey, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 2>do me a favor. Turn off the camera on lane two.

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<v Speaker 2>They might think you're doing a heist or something. But

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<v Speaker 2>then all of a sudden, it's pneumatic time.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say something really crazy, like

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<v Speaker 1>put rolled coin in the pneumatic tube. They all have

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<v Speaker 1>that sign. No rold coin in the pneumatic tube. Pat

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<v Speaker 1>is living on the edge. I will I see that

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<v Speaker 1>on the rare occasion when I have to actually go

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<v Speaker 1>to the bank and enter face with somebody. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>look at that. I'm like, it's always put in a

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<v Speaker 1>check in at the drive through, right and thrown it

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<v Speaker 1>in the There's just no rold coin in the tubes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever seen that. Oh it's there,

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<v Speaker 2>and I go to the drive it's there. Hey, it's there.

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<v Speaker 2>When you've gone to the drive through. Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>had your pet with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? When they ask if you want a biscuit for

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<v Speaker 1>your dog? So your bank does dog biscuits too. My

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<v Speaker 1>dog don't like biscuits. I have to I have to

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<v Speaker 1>shatter the teller's world with that.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to go. Sorry, he eats burgers. He eats

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's cheeseburgers.

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<v Speaker 1>Well on that note, uh he does. On you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes into the grommer once a month and if

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<v Speaker 1>he is good, which he almost always is, we then

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<v Speaker 1>hit uh McDonald's. He gets to uh double stacks Plaine

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<v Speaker 1>and they alway, it's always say oh, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>a biscuit for for your dog? I know who do

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<v Speaker 1>you think the double stacks are for? And they look

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<v Speaker 1>at me, you fat so.

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<v Speaker 2>For him, the most unhealthy dog in the world. No, listen, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I was joking. But with the uh, the Juno. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>your dog Juno is gonna be Juno the German Shepherd,

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<v Speaker 2>Juno the German Shepherd. He's a cool cat, he is,

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<v Speaker 2>and of course dogs. Of course he's going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Good at the groomer.

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<v Speaker 2>He knows the Golden arches are right down the road. Dude, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>two two five two.

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<v Speaker 1>Sig in women's locker room.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, oh boy, blubes to the ground gross. Uh okay,

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<v Speaker 2>hold on, he used to be a custodio manager at Disney.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, women's places are always worse than than men's,

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<v Speaker 2>is what they're saying now, laughing, myss off, You guys

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<v Speaker 2>are a trip boobs to the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Gross.

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<v Speaker 2>The women's room at my gym is always oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>always clean and in good shape.

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<v Speaker 1>So I guess I'm lucky. It's Planet Fitness.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just wondering if the lady's in there or the

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<v Speaker 2>old ladies the dude, yes, and I'm embarrassed for them.

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<v Speaker 2>Men's room at gym sounds gross. All those protein shakes

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<v Speaker 2>just running through. Yeah, yell sating. Somebody said, yep, older

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<v Speaker 2>ladies seventy plus swinging bear tatas left and right.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. And then we got tube talk.

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<v Speaker 2>When they get cagged up, they send a person in there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, just cut the body up in smaller pieces

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<v Speaker 2>for the tube.

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<v Speaker 1>Awful lot of work. I mean, you gotta get it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you gotta do that in the baptub. Now you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta get the thing in the heavy duty bags and

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<v Speaker 1>down the hall to the pneumatic.

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<v Speaker 2>Tragedyde It's much easier just to have a friend that

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<v Speaker 2>works at the bank and go get pneumatic.

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<v Speaker 1>Hum. Oh, just the old school in the carpet, in

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<v Speaker 1>the carpet, rolled them up in the carpet in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of the white windowless van dropped in the swamps

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<v Speaker 1>of Jersey. All right. Uh And finally there's this some

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<v Speaker 1>some visuals to go along with the site on the

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<v Speaker 1>three oh three freeway in uh. Where is this? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Somewhere in Arizona. Oh, it doesn't matter. Three oh three

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<v Speaker 1>got it? Truckload of white claw overturns thousands of cans.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the strange part. They're all empty, empty white claw cans.

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<v Speaker 1>Top truck full of empty This is why I brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up, like they sort them by alcoholic beverage. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>no nose with the claw. I did wrong again, son

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<v Speaker 1>of a. No laws with the craw, Cynthia, My woman's

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<v Speaker 1>voice is really getting bad. You notice that. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>hear your woman's voice say, no laws with the claw.

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<v Speaker 1>No laws with the claw? He hears is better than mine?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Is it? Rohnda no or Cynthia or Jenkins

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<v Speaker 1>over in the police squad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's always Jenkins at the cop station. No laws

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<v Speaker 2>with the Oh my god, what.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I think, it's just today allergies. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at her. Great tought. W j r R, Orlando's rock station,