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Speaker 3: That is Missed Kinsman. Hello, how are you very well?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much? A conglomeration of.
Speaker 1: Lovely I'm calling a conglomeration. What would you really call
Speaker 1: me name? What have you got for us this week?
Speaker 3: Well, this week I'm talking about a celebrity who's bed all.
Speaker 3: And then we have our game to play in Game
Speaker 3: of the Week.
Speaker 2: And that's before miss chows us his blowing skills in
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Speaker 3: As people who have popped up on the comments that
Speaker 3: go along the bottom of our screen. It's time for
Speaker 3: Mike in the buzz. Have you ever been considered a
Speaker 3: miracle baby? No, certainly not been considered a miracle baby. No,
Speaker 3: a mistake, but not a miracle baby.
Speaker 2: You see, it's a miracle is still alive because I
Speaker 2: was a child that like declined things and licked things
Speaker 2: and put fingers in sockets. Yeah, nothing much has changed.
Speaker 2: Before you say it, I could see what.
Speaker 1: You were going for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no needs. There's no needs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Simple.
Speaker 2: This is a story about a doctor in Beijing who
Speaker 2: has announced that there is a child who has been
Speaker 2: born with a four inch tail. He said, it's it's
Speaker 2: incomplete degeneration. So as the child was forming in the womb,
Speaker 2: the spinal cord stayed outside a little bit.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, so it's not a proper tailbone then, because
Speaker 3: we've all got those.
Speaker 2: It's it's not a cock sis. It's not a cosis,
Speaker 2: not a cock sis. It's actually part of the child's
Speaker 2: spinal column out. So they can't choppy choppy because paralyzing paralyzing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: perhaps a bit lighthearted of medical drama. Choppy jobby paralyzing, paralyzing.
Speaker 3: Is it it's functional then just outside it's not well,
Speaker 3: it's functionalizing.
Speaker 2: It's part of the spinal column. Yes, not functualizing. They
Speaker 2: can climb trees and hang upside down. We think monkey boy,
Speaker 2: monkey boy. They they're monkey boy. So the blurry bit
Speaker 2: is the bomb. Yeah, because we don't see it, don't
Speaker 2: need to see a baby's bumb But yeah, apparently it
Speaker 2: happens quite often that this, that the spine can grow
Speaker 2: outside of a person, right, but normally only a little bit,
Speaker 2: so they can tuck it back in.
Speaker 1: Sort of thing they're going to do.
Speaker 2: They don't know yet because they're not because if they
Speaker 2: can't cut it off.
Speaker 3: Every time he sits on his bomb and his legs
Speaker 3: are going to go numb, possibly or have some other
Speaker 3: nervous interaction. He sits on his bomby, you know, I
Speaker 3: might go up. What happens every time he wipes his bum?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm more concerned about actually pooping because you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to hold it.
Speaker 1: Maybe get some gaffer tape.
Speaker 3: Gaffa tape does solve everything. Gaffa tape, stick it on
Speaker 3: your back in it. It's like, but yeah, oh the
Speaker 3: poor thing, well little child. Well they're still young enough
Speaker 3: and growing that they can do things. I suppose, but hm.
Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, I just think that's interesting. It is interesting.
Speaker 2: It's interesting, Yeah, from from one growth to another.
Speaker 1: Well, not quite. Have you got you got a pet,
Speaker 1: haven't you?
Speaker 3: I I don't have a pet. I have my neighbor's pets.
Speaker 3: Stolen it comes around, it spends some time with me,
Speaker 3: just likes hanging out.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: And so it comes around and eats food that you
Speaker 2: bought for it, and is the literarere that you've got for.
Speaker 3: It maybe, and has toys that I.
Speaker 1: Put for it, and half stolen a cat.
Speaker 3: I've basically half stolen a cat. We have tracked down
Speaker 3: the owners, though, So I'm going to go around and
Speaker 3: half stolen your cat. I'm so sorry I've stolen your cat. No,
Speaker 3: I haven't stolen the cat. I've tracked them down, and
Speaker 3: I am going to go and speak with the neighbors
Speaker 3: and say I'm sorry, sorry, I think I have your cat.
Speaker 3: Apparently they have a young toddler who just won't stop
Speaker 3: fiddling with it, and that's why it's run away. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I'm taking care of a traumatized cat. Okay, an
Speaker 3: angry pussy if you will.
Speaker 1: It's a legal thing. Wait to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the story about a lady who hams to
Speaker 2: sadly passed away.
Speaker 3: Oh no, Richard gard didn't get hold of it, did they? Well, Richard,
Speaker 3: do you don't.
Speaker 1: Know the room. It's a very very old rumor about
Speaker 1: Richard gear.
Speaker 3: I believe it's called felching. Okay, and that's where you
Speaker 3: take a small rodent.
Speaker 1: No, that's not felching. No, it is when you go
Speaker 1: to that inside someone.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, no, no, no, well I believed it was
Speaker 3: called felching. But it's where you take a small rodent,
Speaker 3: a tube of some kind and insert it in somebody's bottom.
Speaker 3: And famously Richard Gear was accused of this.
Speaker 1: They don't like it.
Speaker 3: No, not that. It's abuse of animals, and it's a
Speaker 3: very very bad thing. Quite funny but bad.
Speaker 1: And also clause.
Speaker 3: Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: Lady who took a dead hamster around Europe as ashes,
Speaker 2: which is less disturbing than having one or.
Speaker 3: So. Her dead hamster apparently loved to travel, so she
Speaker 3: took it abroad before when it was alive, though.
Speaker 2: No, what happened was during the pandemic. This lady built
Speaker 2: cardboard replicas of cities in Europe and put the hamster
Speaker 2: in them.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's adorable, and.
Speaker 2: Said that the hamster loved to travel. That's really cute,
Speaker 2: slightly weird that she's got. I've built a model of
Speaker 2: Paris and the hamster loves to travel because I've put
Speaker 2: them bit ofapsters in a wooden in cardboard is going
Speaker 2: I've got lots of sha chew.
Speaker 3: Hey did did she fed them like claissants and stuff
Speaker 3: so they felt the real Parisian experience.
Speaker 1: No, but she was rude to them in restaurants.
Speaker 2: So now that the dead, she has cremated it and
Speaker 2: is taking the ashes around European cities.
Speaker 1: How did she cremate it?
Speaker 3: Toaster?
Speaker 1: I think? How did take it to a vetop?
Speaker 2: Squeakers are very popular these days.
Speaker 3: Stunt pop it in the blender, spin it up, done.
Speaker 1: Well, crispy fried. No, no, no, no, so yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's basically the ashes taking it around European cities
Speaker 2: and things. But she's not taking the whole of the
Speaker 2: hamster because it needs to be under fifteen milliters.
Speaker 1: So she's taking some of the hamster ashes.
Speaker 3: Does she know which fits ashes?
Speaker 1: Leg She might have been turned into ashes and portions.
Speaker 3: Couldn't get all of it into the brevel legs sticking
Speaker 3: out one end, tail coming out the other.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the best bit of the toasty, those bits
Speaker 2: of stick on the edge. If you want to eat
Speaker 2: a deep abs to like a toasty share it with
Speaker 2: us at the cud TV and that brings us nicely
Speaker 2: onto our story of the week.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no. Would you like a toasty?
Speaker 3: I feel quite hungry now. I could just go for
Speaker 3: a cheese toasty.
Speaker 1: She's an hamster.
Speaker 3: They would have wanted she's an Hamster's clever.
Speaker 1: I thought about it. It wasn't it wasn't. Oh, how
Speaker 1: do you feel about art?
Speaker 3: I love art? Art.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite artist or piece of art? Oh?
Speaker 3: I can't remember who the artist is, but if I
Speaker 3: remember what it was called correctly, brick was the one
Speaker 3: that most impressed me. And it's just a series of
Speaker 3: bricks formed in a mathematical way that's like a perfect,
Speaker 3: perfect size a house.
Speaker 1: No, it was just a just a row of bricks,
Speaker 1: just a row of bricks, just formation.
Speaker 3: Of where you're walking past a building site. No, it's
Speaker 3: a proper, actual art installation. And I really liked the ideas behind.
Speaker 3: Was it like modern art? I actually was in an
Speaker 3: art place.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it wasn't that someone's just put a post
Speaker 2: on a parle of brakes.
Speaker 3: I go to galleries, I go to exhibitions and things occasionally.
Speaker 3: When I was paid to because I used to work
Speaker 3: for the arts council.
Speaker 2: There we go and when they say go to an exhibitionist,
Speaker 2: that's not what they mean.
Speaker 1: Where's it? A story from Copenhagen.
Speaker 2: Mister Jensen, mister Jens Harding Okay has been ordered to
Speaker 2: return seventy seven thousand dollars after selling two pieces of art.
Speaker 3: Okay, well they got bad.
Speaker 2: Well he's called the art work take the money and
Speaker 2: run okay, and has provided two blank canvases.
Speaker 3: Oh that's clever.
Speaker 1: So yeah, oh that's very very clever. Called it take
Speaker 1: the money and run.
Speaker 3: And did I really like that? I think that's worth
Speaker 3: the seventy seven thousand you really Yeah?
Speaker 2: I can do your copy of it for twenty quicks.
Speaker 2: The canvas is only ninety nine p.
Speaker 1: That's a big mark up. But that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: Why I really like.
Speaker 3: I do really like because it's it's the concept and
Speaker 3: the idea behind it, and even just putting the title
Speaker 3: to it and running it like that is art in itself.
Speaker 3: That's actually genuinely very clever and brilliant. And that's that's
Speaker 3: the kind of art I really like. I think if
Speaker 3: you're going to do a picture and try to make
Speaker 3: it to it, just take a photo.
Speaker 1: I quite like see.
Speaker 2: I think that most art that we see these days
Speaker 2: isn't art because it's either done for a claim or
Speaker 2: for monetary reward.
Speaker 1: Not really art. I think the purest form of art
Speaker 1: you can get is graffiti in a.
Speaker 3: Toilet wol I wouldn't deny that, actually be there are
Speaker 3: some cracking pieces of graffiti in the molly House, very
Speaker 3: very nice. But in Manchester, to go down there and
Speaker 3: check out the loose they've got cracking graffiti.
Speaker 1: Go down there.
Speaker 2: It's up three flights of stairs, very desperate in the
Speaker 2: molly House. The expedition team to get up, can't do
Speaker 2: it drunk.
Speaker 1: It's narrow stairs as well.
Speaker 2: My favorite whatever it is, someone's put a coat hanger
Speaker 2: and it's like the two Armed Ones.
Speaker 1: Angry octopus wants to fight you, and it's just it
Speaker 1: makes me smile. All right. That that's our And that's
Speaker 1: all from the Buzz this week.
Speaker 3: Thanks for that, Mike. Do you love an angry octopus?
Speaker 2: And hamstersting a pleasure as always, so come me up
Speaker 2: next after this break. It's missed and the show Bus
Speaker 2: news you're watching Chewing the Coud with mister and Mike.
Speaker 2: Now let's get ready for the show biz with Missted.
Speaker 3: So do we like Jedwood?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: No, why so so now that they've stopped making music, Yes, right.
Speaker 2: I think some of their posts are funny on Instagram
Speaker 2: and things, and I think they're they're really good comic
Speaker 2: timing and I think they're brilliant allies to everybody in
Speaker 2: the LGBTQ. If they're release any more music, that will
Speaker 2: turn to a hard No.
Speaker 1: They are actually.
Speaker 3: I mean, they've still got the whole stick with the
Speaker 3: giant hair, and they've looks and stuff like that, but
Speaker 3: they're beginning to fill out a bit now. I'm looking
Speaker 3: kind of handsome.
Speaker 2: It has been a while for you, though, hasn't it
Speaker 2: while It's like, you know it's been a while when
Speaker 2: you start doing Hello Jedwar.
Speaker 3: But they're in the news again that they're back. But
Speaker 3: this is because X, because Celebrity Big Brother is back,
Speaker 3: and on Celebrity Big Brother at the moment is Lily Walsh,
Speaker 3: who used to be.
Speaker 1: Their mentor when they're on X Factory.
Speaker 3: So there's been a bit of a Walsh Well he's
Speaker 3: not been made.
Speaker 1: See they are quite now these days, or at.
Speaker 3: Least they're coming along. I could see in it. Give
Speaker 3: them ten years and they'll be right for me.
Speaker 1: But do you know how old they are?
Speaker 3: No, not really. They're in their thirties now. They still
Speaker 3: look about twelve, which is not good for me.
Speaker 1: No, but gay hair, very gay hair, and translatetor so.
Speaker 3: They are very very well quoifed, I have to say,
Speaker 3: not really my style, but quift.
Speaker 1: Anyway, and bitch us.
Speaker 3: Louis's been on Celebrity Big Brother because that's back again now,
Speaker 3: and because they talk on these shows, because you know,
Speaker 3: people ask them things and they must forget that they're
Speaker 3: being filmed constantly twenty four to seven, even though they've
Speaker 3: signed up for this stuff. He was having a bit
Speaker 3: of a chat about them and reflecting on his time
Speaker 3: with them back in two thousand and nine, and he
Speaker 3: said they were vile, but they were great. I got
Speaker 3: five million quid for them. I swear on my mother's life.
Speaker 3: They were vile, but they were a novelty. It was
Speaker 3: great for the show, and it's what it was all
Speaker 3: for the show, which I think is actually probably a
Speaker 3: fair reflection because they were a novelty act. Yeah, apparently
Speaker 3: they're just horrible human beings that are terrible to work with,
Speaker 3: according to Louis Walsh. According to Louis Walsh, yeah, everybody
Speaker 3: hates Jedward. Have obviously seen heard this because it's TV,
Speaker 3: so they've responded to this. Apparently, they say Louis Walsh
Speaker 3: is a cold hearted bastard who didn't even send us
Speaker 3: flowers when our mom died, knowing that.
Speaker 1: Their mother died back in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3: Would you have sent flowers if you used to manage
Speaker 3: them ten years earlier? I might have sent them a
Speaker 3: lovely message flowers because they're in Ireland. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 3: Flora's expensive at the best of times.
Speaker 1: Just saying.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know who I have sympathy for really,
Speaker 3: because I just don't care about them.
Speaker 2: I say, I think personally having had experiences with people
Speaker 2: who have had experiences with Louis Welsh and being very
Speaker 2: cagy here for a reason. He's a eagle, he is
Speaker 2: he absolute.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm not I'm being very vague about who
Speaker 2: I've had conversations with.
Speaker 3: Okay, before we get into any litigation, let's move on
Speaker 3: to the next story. So while back we talked about
Speaker 3: some gay footballers. We did, we did, we did, and
Speaker 3: you've got me talking about football again.
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 3: Do like balls, but in pairs and shorts and not
Speaker 3: running up and down a field for they're in shorts.
Speaker 3: They are in shorts. But I just don't like sport.
Speaker 3: But I do like gay footballers. I have a lot
Speaker 3: of respect for you, so respect I just didn't ever
Speaker 3: ever have to be talking about that's all calling it.
Speaker 1: That's what I call it. Respect, punch double respect.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the footballer, I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly. I
Speaker 3: do apologize because I respect you.
Speaker 1: Is footballer Josh respect you.
Speaker 3: He's a bit too skinny for me to be fair
Speaker 3: for hacking one off. But yeah, football footballer Josh Cavelo
Speaker 3: or Cavalo, I don't know has announced his engagement to
Speaker 3: his finance Leyton Morel and he poppedup the question at
Speaker 3: the Adelaide United FC Coopers Stadium. Yeah, so he's obviously
Speaker 3: getting support from his team and the people he plays for.
Speaker 3: It's it's actually pretty lovely because yeah it is. Because
Speaker 3: he came out back in twenty twenty one and obviously
Speaker 3: he at the time I think was the first openly
Speaker 3: gay footballer in the world, and that's a big thing.
Speaker 1: It's open again active footballer. Yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: A lot of people that have bravely come out after
Speaker 2: their career along exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, even that's a big deal.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that, but it is something more to
Speaker 3: do it while you're still in there and you're going
Speaker 3: to have the crowd shouting. He's had some injuries and
Speaker 3: been off the pitch for stuff, but he is an
Speaker 3: active player and come back and he's even had death
Speaker 3: threats and stuff. So it is a truly brave thing
Speaker 3: to do. And it's not just him being brave doing it.
Speaker 3: It's that they've let him use the stadium to do
Speaker 3: his proposal and it's all big news and stuff. It's
Speaker 3: that the team supporting him as well, and I think
Speaker 3: that's actually kind of amazing and pretty beautiful. So as
Speaker 3: much as I can't stand football, hats off to you lads,
Speaker 3: hats off.
Speaker 1: And they're both hideous people. Look at the ugly faces.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, look at his car. That's cranny. They're
Speaker 1: both beautiful. They are handsome.
Speaker 3: Men having a lovely life.
Speaker 1: I hate good for them. So any other celebrities that
Speaker 1: you know that are getting hitched this year.
Speaker 3: Not that I'm aware of and not that I care
Speaker 3: because I'm a sad, lonely bastard who is very very
Speaker 3: cynical about other people having love or having a cat.
Speaker 3: That's why I have to deal and angry pussy that
Speaker 3: belongs to somebody else.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Our third story, Yes, as we've already discussed, I have
Speaker 3: a love of the arts now we've had the Oscars recently,
Speaker 3: and I love film as.
Speaker 1: An art medium as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the awards were done as much as I
Speaker 3: do love film and I do love the arts, It's
Speaker 3: a very very long show to watch, and there's been
Speaker 3: a lot of news it With that, I'm just ken
Speaker 3: perform Ormance that was huge and Oppenheimer winning absolutely everything.
Speaker 1: They completely mopped the awall did They did a lot.
Speaker 1: They didn't win everything. There was a couple they didn't win.
Speaker 3: There were a couple, but they were the winners of
Speaker 3: the night.
Speaker 1: They did very well. But it's a very good milk movie.
Speaker 3: But it's a long show. I've never sat all the
Speaker 3: way through it all, even though I care about the medium.
Speaker 3: So sometimes some of the more arts based the craft,
Speaker 3: the people behind the shows that put it all together
Speaker 3: don't get noticed amongst the best actresses and best films.
Speaker 1: That's all people care about.
Speaker 3: So I thought people may have missed this. We should
Speaker 3: highlight one of the lesser considered categories because.
Speaker 1: National film, aren't we.
Speaker 3: We're going to look at costume, okay, because I think
Speaker 3: the awards for costume are very important, and what costume
Speaker 3: departments do for people is in films is just a
Speaker 3: really unsung hero of the entire medium clothes.
Speaker 1: So it was being announced by John Cena.
Speaker 3: Okay, man, Yeah he did it naked, huh Yeah, And
Speaker 3: I thought it was just important.
Speaker 1: To that's not naked. We've all seen him topless in movies.
Speaker 3: I've seen him many times topless in movies.
Speaker 1: Okay, he's naked.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not aroused at all. You maybe not why he
Speaker 2: got on his feet? Can stop there and stops. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was enjoying the view until la fete.
Speaker 3: I can forgive the broken stop.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: If they're pin behind my head, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: see them.
Speaker 2: Claimed to be a top again. It's got a very
Speaker 2: pronounced vein air on his arm.
Speaker 1: He does, and.
Speaker 3: It's I lick every minute of it. But I just
Speaker 3: appreciate what he's bringing to the arts.
Speaker 1: Do this.
Speaker 3: I just think costume is very important and that's why
Speaker 3: we should look at it.
Speaker 1: Why did he do it naked?
Speaker 3: Because he's presenting the costume designed thing. It's a gag.
Speaker 3: It's called humor. That's not humor. That's that's humor.
Speaker 1: That's that's that's you spending twenty minutes having.
Speaker 3: There may be a reason behind it, but honestly, I
Speaker 3: didn't make my way through the new story.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm just being that's why you had a
Speaker 2: cigarette before finish one off for a cigarette?
Speaker 1: Now, I know smoke. When he's on the.
Speaker 2: Show, suddenly I just need to have a cigarette, saying yeah,
Speaker 2: so he's done that naked?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? Was the right wing press annoid?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't give a monkey's just.
Speaker 1: Because you know they say that drag queens turn people gay.
Speaker 2: That had have turned me gayer if I was watching
Speaker 2: the Askers and that came on, because it's.
Speaker 3: A what two in the morning, It's like old eighties
Speaker 3: cartoons that I grew up on. They're all in like
Speaker 3: bondage gear and muscle Mary's. It had an.
Speaker 2: Effect on me thinking ThunderCats, aren't you No, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: he Man hre Man.
Speaker 1: I have actually seen that video with he Mann skeleton.
Speaker 3: And the website was Okay, that's everything from the show biz.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that mist while miss doing it again, I'll
Speaker 2: give him some tissues.
Speaker 1: Stick around because come up next we have our game
Speaker 1: of the week.
Speaker 2: Maybe you're watching you in the cud and this week
Speaker 2: we're going to play a new game a vext aor
Speaker 2: vexologist apparently that means someone that likes flags and this
Speaker 2: one is for ever so lovely missed off your pop. Okay,
Speaker 2: take some tissues with.
Speaker 1: You day all the week. So what's going to.
Speaker 2: Happen is we're going to see a picture of a flag, okay,
Speaker 2: and it's missed job to try and work out what
Speaker 2: the flag is representing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we have a selection of them all LGBTQ at
Speaker 1: A plus. So are you ready missed.
Speaker 3: Um? I feel left of this. I'm going to have
Speaker 3: to end up handing back my gay badge at the
Speaker 3: annual general Meeting known as Pride.
Speaker 2: You're still allowed to keep that after you couldn't work
Speaker 2: out how to play it, because put it you and
Speaker 2: blow it anyway, So shall we get the first one
Speaker 2: up and see if you get it?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, So.
Speaker 1: What's the first one look like?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: What is that flag called unknown?
Speaker 3: As? That's your normal Pride rainbow flag, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Normal Pride rainbow flag?
Speaker 3: Is the end?
Speaker 1: So we've been given.
Speaker 3: I've is it a good time to mention I'm actually
Speaker 3: color blind?
Speaker 1: You can mention it? Is that why you pitched that shirt?
Speaker 3: Yeah? It's it's purple and green, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's a lie, you know it is? Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: So let's have a look at the answer.
Speaker 3: Yay, see, I'm not a complete incompetence. It's very hasn't
Speaker 3: that not been replaced?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: We don't use that anymore? The NHS has stolen it.
Speaker 2: The NHS has stolen it, which I think we should
Speaker 2: still use it as well. Yes, just to say every
Speaker 2: time going yeah for the NHS, it's like you're supporting
Speaker 2: gays as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That will show them, Yeah, that'll show them.
Speaker 2: That's not the first iteration of the rainbow flag though. No, No,
Speaker 2: that the rainbow flag change because it had it was
Speaker 2: a fewer colors to start with, and the color has
Speaker 2: a different meaning. No, that's what this one is. Now,
Speaker 2: what with the different colors has different meanings. So we've
Speaker 2: got health and pride and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was the Hanky code.
Speaker 2: The original one was hit towards the Handky code kind
Speaker 2: of idea. But this one that we know is the
Speaker 2: standard rainbow flag is actually the second iteration of that.
Speaker 1: A next one? What flag do you think this is?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: What flag is that?
Speaker 3: Is it a cake? An upside down cake? It looks
Speaker 3: like the like sponge and icing but fallen over? Is
Speaker 3: it a flag of cake?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: If you just said a rubub and custards sweet, I'd
Speaker 2: probably been a bit more on the board.
Speaker 1: But should we find out what it is? Please inform me,
Speaker 1: enlighten me, educate.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's the lesbian pride flag.
Speaker 2: Good for them, it's good for the good for them.
Speaker 2: Shall we get the next one up?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 3: I really I don't know. I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm sorry, Okay, I really don't know.
Speaker 2: So they are part of the LGBT community, pla.
Speaker 1: Oh, so I do process of elimination.
Speaker 3: We've had the l so let's say it's the b
Speaker 3: it is it the bisexuals.
Speaker 1: Let's say, let's see if it's the bisexuals.
Speaker 3: Yeay, I I am full solidarity, and I will remember
Speaker 3: that's your flag from ever.
Speaker 2: Now, from ever now, from ever now, well, from ever
Speaker 2: now to ever.
Speaker 1: Then let's have a look at the next one.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, okay. That that's a lot of different layers.
Speaker 3: Let's just work our way down the list and pretend
Speaker 3: that I know, I don't think they're the transsexual colors.
Speaker 3: It's some of them maybe, but I don't. I don't think.
Speaker 3: But let's say transsexual.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the best way to say if you don't
Speaker 2: find anyone sexually attractive, anyone?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, asexuals can have a look.
Speaker 1: It is the asexual flag. H Do I set the
Speaker 1: next one up?
Speaker 3: There's lgp tu dot plus plus plus plus plus plus.
Speaker 3: Oh that's the gay Irish. Gay Irish, the gay Irish.
Speaker 1: The gay Irish have a flag. They have their own flag.
Speaker 3: They do bigora pot of gold, gay Irish.
Speaker 1: I should see what they do against the BLANDI still.
Speaker 3: A romantic.
Speaker 1: Get the next one up them?
Speaker 3: Yes, please, Now that looks more like the transsexual colors
Speaker 3: that I was thinking of.
Speaker 1: That is the transplant. I know that. Yeah, we get
Speaker 1: the answer for the transplant.
Speaker 3: Yay, brilliant good. I'm glad I got that one. Yes, well,
Speaker 3: I have a I have a few trans friends. I
Speaker 3: would have felt like i'd let them doubt if I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I do. I actually like the transflag color scheme.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Like a pastoral color. That's why it stood out to me,
Speaker 1: because the pastoral colors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't the shape of the flag and the stripes.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, but the colors. I got the
Speaker 3: color scheme.
Speaker 2: We should we get the next one up them?
Speaker 3: Oh, now you're pushing it. Really is that Venezuela.
Speaker 2: It's not Venezuela. No, and it's not the former Democratic
Speaker 2: Republic of Congo. You're thinking it's a country rather than
Speaker 2: actual Thislido.
Speaker 3: No, there are so there are so many different factions
Speaker 3: of our wonderful, quick so diverse, which is a brilliant thing.
Speaker 1: So if I gave you the hint of saying.
Speaker 3: You and I are binary, oh non binary, let's have
Speaker 3: a look it is.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 3: My non binary friends will be very very offended. They
Speaker 3: are all going to tell me off. They specifically are
Speaker 3: going to come and beat me up, and as approved
Speaker 3: to those people that don't like the day.
Speaker 2: Pronoun Mistus used it in a sentence, and it was correct.
Speaker 2: Shall we see the next time?
Speaker 1: Then? Shall we see the next flag? I like this one.
Speaker 3: Now, I do recognize this one. This is one I do,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what it is. But I recognize
Speaker 3: this one. This one is not one that looks like
Speaker 3: a country to me. I recognize it, but I can't
Speaker 3: remember what it's for. I thought that that might have
Speaker 3: in the transgender one, but we've had that, we have
Speaker 3: had that one, so it can't be.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to describe this one to you.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to give you the answer, which is
Speaker 2: the intersex flagh.
Speaker 1: Okay, should we get the last one up? Then?
Speaker 3: Yes, please, let's get last one up.
Speaker 1: Get it up?
Speaker 3: Ah, this is the new Pride flag.
Speaker 1: Okay, specific has a specific name.
Speaker 3: Look, you're lucky to get the general category out of me.
Speaker 3: If you're trying to get the specific name, you're going
Speaker 3: to be waiting a long time. It's the new Pride flag.
Speaker 3: That's what it's going to be. Damn well, called we.
Speaker 1: Get the answer up?
Speaker 3: Progressive.
Speaker 2: There is another version, as well, which has got the
Speaker 2: intersection in the white triangle, which I quite like as well.
Speaker 3: When that first came out, I have to admit I
Speaker 3: was like, well, the original Pride flag covers everybody as well,
Speaker 3: why do we have to add? And I was originally
Speaker 3: quite annoyed about it, but actually like the Maine the
Speaker 3: spirit behind it and the idea of just making sure
Speaker 3: that everybody really clearly knew that they were part of
Speaker 3: everything because that's what we should be about, supporting each
Speaker 3: other and being together. It's brilliant. So I'm down with that.
Speaker 3: I'm really down with that.
Speaker 2: Can we just bring that back up on screen? So yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of people had that reaction. When I first
Speaker 2: saw it, I went, oh, what they're doing to the
Speaker 2: Pride flag and had that question because I've never been
Speaker 2: emotionally attached to the Pride flag.
Speaker 1: I've always been very much I love the rainbow, why not?
Speaker 2: But I am starting to become more emotionally attached to
Speaker 2: the Progress flag because it is a great way of
Speaker 2: showing solidarity for everybody in the LGBTQ A A plus.
Speaker 3: Well, that's that's what I thought with the first one,
Speaker 3: is like, well that that first one covers all groups
Speaker 3: without being specifically about groups because of the different meanings
Speaker 3: to it, and I thought that it was a real
Speaker 3: shame that the original flag could obviously let people down
Speaker 3: and not making them feel that, and that's why it
Speaker 3: was important to have this new flag. I actually kind
Speaker 3: of don't like that it's segregating and breaking things down,
Speaker 3: but I also like the fact that he's trying to
Speaker 3: include everyone and support everyone and let them know that
Speaker 3: they're loved and that's important. That's what pride is all about,
Speaker 3: and representation and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So if we.
Speaker 3: Needed to update things to make sure that people knew
Speaker 3: that and felt included.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 2: So I hope you've learned something new. I know Mist
Speaker 2: has has been writing things down quite quickly. But coming
Speaker 2: back after this break, we have missed and crafty quins.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to cheing the CUD. Now miss is going
Speaker 2: to give us something to decorate our homes in crafty quins.
Speaker 3: Hello, Mike Anest, this is completely ruining all street cred
Speaker 3: I have ever ever had addressed.
Speaker 1: Like this if you just use the phrase street credit.
Speaker 3: I was hoping for a date and no, it's not
Speaker 3: going to happen now, is it? This is not going
Speaker 3: on my grinder profile it anyway. We're going to do
Speaker 3: some crafty queens. You will see next to you you've
Speaker 3: got some various bits of materials, the key material being
Speaker 3: a couple of lovely eggs.
Speaker 1: I do have two eggs.
Speaker 3: Now, did you ever do this at a school where
Speaker 3: you would open up a little hole in one end,
Speaker 3: open a little hole on the other and blow out
Speaker 3: the yolk holes?
Speaker 1: Is something slightly different? Yes, I have blown an egg
Speaker 1: before you've blown an.
Speaker 3: Egg foot Well, that's exactly what we're going to do
Speaker 3: day and then we're going to decorate the eggs. Okay, nice,
Speaker 3: and it's completely free form. You'll see that you've got
Speaker 3: a little scalpel to help you pierce the holes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got scissors.
Speaker 3: Well, use you use those, but be safe now. They're
Speaker 3: very sharp implements. And you remember what you were told
Speaker 3: by your therapists last time.
Speaker 2: The voices that nobody else can hear don't mean that
Speaker 2: they're not real.
Speaker 3: You also have some lovely felt materials, a bit of
Speaker 3: feather ring, and some little little tiny balls, all sorts
Speaker 3: of wonderful materials to decorate your egg. I am not
Speaker 3: going to dictate to you what you do. Maybe not
Speaker 3: doing that, okay, but but the decoration is free form.
Speaker 3: I you come up with your own we were talking
Speaker 3: about art earlier. You can come up with your own
Speaker 3: artistic interpretations of how you want your egg to look.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I will have a little competition late to see who's
Speaker 3: this more pretty?
Speaker 1: Okay cool?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, So first key thing, I've got a
Speaker 3: little mug here to catch the dribblings, and we're going
Speaker 3: to make a little hole in the top of the egg.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, we go.
Speaker 3: Let's try and make a little hole without cracking it.
Speaker 3: Be sure this is going to work very well? Hope,
Speaker 3: there we go. Okay, there we go. Are you in?
Speaker 3: I'm in. I cracked it without going too hard.
Speaker 1: You've gone. You've got a very big hole there.
Speaker 3: I have got a big hole there, gaping some My
Speaker 3: hole is quite small. I'm going to put my finger
Speaker 3: over the end of.
Speaker 1: That tiny little hole. We can barely see.
Speaker 3: Well, some of us are tight.
Speaker 2: When people cause you don't spend any money.
Speaker 1: You've been up north too long.
Speaker 3: All right, let's try and get a little hole in
Speaker 3: the other end without destroying things.
Speaker 1: I have I used to get some nice little holes. Oh,
Speaker 1: you delicate, that's be impatient.
Speaker 3: Mine's mine's going awry. We'll see how it goes, right,
Speaker 3: I'll let you blow first. Oh, it's dribbling out the
Speaker 3: bottom already. Let's let's give this a go. Hopefully it'll
Speaker 3: be more successful than the kazoo last week. Oh, that
Speaker 3: was quite successful.
Speaker 1: That's done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I came out in one nice big groop.
Speaker 1: How big is your hole? Je?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Let's just say I'm quite accommodating. Let me see I
Speaker 1: make it wider.
Speaker 3: I'm just getting rid of the little crusty bits on
Speaker 3: the sides of the rim. H h h.
Speaker 2: See, mine's taking a little bit longer because my hord
Speaker 2: is a very small hole.
Speaker 3: Well you you need to like take a sniff of poppers.
Speaker 3: That'll do it. But now, now, now you have a
Speaker 3: lovely empty egg. Uh huh, I don't it should? It
Speaker 3: should be gaping in there now, Okay, And that means
Speaker 3: it's right for use. It works better when you have
Speaker 3: a bigger hole. We're going to start decorating. Now, what
Speaker 3: kind of crap are we going to do? Got some
Speaker 3: got some colored cards, We've got some pop outy felty bits.
Speaker 3: Got some big felt bits and feathers and a glue gun. Oh,
Speaker 3: I think I know what I might do for you're
Speaker 3: thinking I'm thinking a bit of a bunny rabbit. I
Speaker 3: was thinking bunny rabbit too. Well, let's see you exctly
Speaker 3: the better bugs, okay, better bugs, better bugs.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to put a bit of hot glue
Speaker 3: on them, on the whole and just secure it to
Speaker 3: what is supposed to be I think a bunny's face.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to make them buddy legs. See, I'm
Speaker 1: making a bit of grass for the bundy to sit
Speaker 1: on first.
Speaker 3: Well, aren't you clever? Yes, I am, And that's why
Speaker 3: you do the science stuff. That's the reason. Let's I've
Speaker 3: got some pre made little buddy faces.
Speaker 2: I think using pre made bunny faces is cheating.
Speaker 3: Well, it sold you.
Speaker 1: All right. They're available, and I'm going to make.
Speaker 3: Use of the tools that I have, Okay, making use
Speaker 3: of the tools that you have. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: pop out all the little mini bits with a little scalpel,
Speaker 3: making sure not to stab myself in the fingers in
Speaker 3: the process. Oh dear, I feel like I'm doing surgery.
Speaker 3: I could have been a doctor.
Speaker 1: Really, I don't know. I really couldn't have been a doctor, thinking.
Speaker 3: Take down your trousers, put down your parents cough. That's
Speaker 3: the only bit I'd be able to do.
Speaker 1: And you don't do that once before the complaints gaming.
Speaker 3: Alright, let's pop out a little bunny is doing a
Speaker 3: little belly first. Oh, I think it's even got a
Speaker 3: little sticky film on the bottom. Love a sticky film
Speaker 3: on the bottom. I don't see it's all coming together
Speaker 3: already that that's already prettier.
Speaker 1: Now I see.
Speaker 3: It's it's a masterpiece. It's almost as good as those
Speaker 3: bricks I was talking about earlier. I'm going to cut
Speaker 3: off another pair bunnies ears because I'm a sadist and
Speaker 3: we already know what I do with small furry animals.
Speaker 3: Apparently it looks like an anime rabbit. It is an
Speaker 3: anime rabbit, oh dear. I'm going to give it some
Speaker 3: feathers so it looks like it's been been working in
Speaker 3: a Las Vegas drag bar. It's a rabbit that's decided
Speaker 3: to go and work in Vegas, and it's it's gone
Speaker 3: up to its mates, the chicken mates, and.
Speaker 1: It's chicken mates. That's a lot of the conversation I
Speaker 1: tuned into.
Speaker 3: Then them dry for Plumage, chopping away making how's yours going?
Speaker 3: My rabbit's amazing? Yeah, but has it got a whole
Speaker 3: backstory and drag career like mine? No, it's a have it.
Speaker 3: Where's the drama? Where's the history? Where's the backstory? If
Speaker 3: only I had a red pen? I don't have a
Speaker 3: red pen.
Speaker 1: Portray has been blaming the tools there.
Speaker 3: Just woefully underfunded. I'm basically saying the show's cheap. We
Speaker 3: are cheap.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that. So I'm just going to stick ask
Speaker 1: plumage on.
Speaker 3: See, everybody wants some art now I've been doing it.
Speaker 2: You want to do It's a rabbit needs a puffy tail,
Speaker 2: doesn't it.
Speaker 3: It does need a puffy and that's what I've put on.
Speaker 1: I've put on a puffy tail.
Speaker 3: Well, it's actually a good, good job you've reminded me.
Speaker 3: Actually he does need a bit of a tail in
Speaker 3: his bun. So let me just complete my masterpiece. I'm
Speaker 3: being rushed by the gallery here. But you don't rush art.
Speaker 3: You don't rush art. Art is beautiful.
Speaker 1: This isn't art.
Speaker 3: I feel that my masterpiece is complete. And also have
Speaker 3: to say this, if you can't get any peen or
Speaker 3: any vagine or anything in between, beer crafty queen. So
Speaker 3: I think if the viewers doing to vote, in my
Speaker 3: mind's are the pretty one, got a tiny face, that's
Speaker 3: got a tiny face, massive arms and feathers, a perfect
Speaker 3: Las Vegas drag queen, bunny rabbit. Look you've got me
Speaker 3: dressed like this. I'm having none of your nonsense. If
Speaker 3: I'm dressed like this, that's the pretty one.
Speaker 1: You said yes to putting it on only because I'm
Speaker 1: forced to forced? Is the tab okay? Doesn't sound like
Speaker 1: a lot?
Speaker 3: Well, that, thankfully is almost the end of the show.
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Speaker 1: Saying, but that's allten this week and we'll see allsoon.
Speaker 1: Bye bye. Have you ever heard of something that's like
Speaker 1: truly upsetting? Yeah,