Speaker 1: Thursday in Dallas Fort Worth, and I got plans for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you out with your plans a little bit.
Speaker 1: Let's say that you are a foodie and you like
Speaker 1: the finer things, like enjoying the best things like it
Speaker 1: doesn't have to be the most expensive thing. But if
Speaker 1: somebody said, hey, man, the best burger in town is here,
Speaker 1: or the best pizza in town is here, the best tacos,
Speaker 1: wouldn't you want to try it?
Speaker 2: Hell?
Speaker 1: Readers of the Dallas Morning News say that Andrew's American
Speaker 1: Pizza Kitchen in Plano, Texas has the best pizza in
Speaker 1: all of DFW. Readers of the Dallas Morning News voted
Speaker 1: on that that speaks volumes. It's at Preston and Plano Parkway.
Speaker 1: They've mastered five different types of pizza. They got a
Speaker 1: great craft beer selection. They got amazing pasta TVs. As
Speaker 1: far as I can see, it's a great place to
Speaker 1: hang out. It's a great place to watch sports. The
Speaker 1: food is amazing. Get enough pizza to take some home
Speaker 1: because it heats up even better somehow. It's so damn good.
Speaker 1: Look people are raving about it. Go find out why.
Speaker 1: The whole Metroplex says Andrew's American Pizza Kitchen is so
Speaker 1: damn good and American Pizza Kitchen in Plano, Texas. But
Speaker 1: right now it's time for this. You're all work Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I like that bone.
Speaker 3: He likes the bone.
Speaker 2: The Cowboys have had some you know, mini camps, and
Speaker 2: then this week is a mandatory mini camp.
Speaker 3: But it really doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: But there's a lot of social media activity and some
Speaker 2: stuff that they've done over the past month or so
Speaker 2: on the Cowboys website, and there's a couple of things
Speaker 2: I came across that I thought we should probably at
Speaker 2: least discuss a little bit. One of these this is
Speaker 2: gonna be uh the new head coach, Brian Schottenheimer, who
Speaker 2: you will know is Shoddy, and he's hanging out outside
Speaker 2: of a golf cart with Ceedee Lamb and Micah Parsons
Speaker 2: and this is probably a Cowboys charity golf tournament or something,
Speaker 2: and they're just talking about the drink that shot he's
Speaker 2: having right now, schedule.
Speaker 4: They said, what's in the cook It's a shoty Tito's
Speaker 4: flow tea water, three lemons, Oh.
Speaker 3: Shody to shout him shot him Glover. I like it.
Speaker 1: I hydrate why you while you have a good time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, heat up about so hot. That's why I'm not playing.
Speaker 3: That's why you got guard playing right.
Speaker 2: So a shoddy we now know is a Tito's with
Speaker 2: water and three lemons. I like the genius of our
Speaker 2: new head coach telling us so we can have a
Speaker 2: good time while hydrating. As a guy who experienced a
Speaker 2: leg cramp in the parking garage getting out of the
Speaker 2: car today, I need to hydrate more.
Speaker 3: Please describe that to Christina what you saw, Ben? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So uh so, we talked about it a little bit
Speaker 1: earlier in the show. But this is a guy who
Speaker 1: as soon as he got out of his car, he
Speaker 1: started he stayed over by his car. Mysteriously, we all
Speaker 1: three me, Skin and KT got here at the exact
Speaker 1: same time in three different cars, and as we started
Speaker 1: mosing over to the elevator bank, we noticed KT was
Speaker 1: kind of anchored into the ground by his car.
Speaker 3: Oh, standing in between the cars.
Speaker 1: They were like, Okay, he may just be doing the
Speaker 1: thing where he doesn't have to spend more time with
Speaker 1: by waiting waiting it out until we got an elevator
Speaker 1: in front of him. So we just waited and then
Speaker 1: staring at him, and then of course he ended up
Speaker 1: limping over to us Christina that this man could barely walk.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, kat okay, happens about once every three or
Speaker 2: four weeks, A little cramp. Yeah, like uh as you
Speaker 2: guys know, I work out a lot, athlete taught. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't see people who aren't athletic get cramps. You
Speaker 2: only see athletes. You see your players on the sports field.
Speaker 2: To getting there, you get legs stretched out, and I
Speaker 2: just got one to getting out of the car because
Speaker 2: over the last twenty four to forty eight hours, I
Speaker 2: haven't drink as much water as I typically do, and
Speaker 2: my body's going, huh I did you drink more water?
Speaker 3: Yes? How much do you normally drink?
Speaker 2: There, keV, I tried to drink a hundred ounces a day.
Speaker 2: I know, he said gallons, one hundred ounces a day.
Speaker 5: I like the idea of you calling your workout self taught.
Speaker 5: And Todd has spelled.
Speaker 1: Taut so in that audio, Michael Parsons when Shody said,
Speaker 1: Tito's he goes little eat, he.
Speaker 2: Say a little teat.
Speaker 3: He just abbreviate everything.
Speaker 4: They said, what's it's a shody titos little tea water.
Speaker 3: Is that Micah saying that.
Speaker 2: Now, there's a social media trend that's been going on
Speaker 2: where guys call their buddies. It's been going on for
Speaker 2: months now.
Speaker 5: It's the best thing happening in the grown Men African
Speaker 5: American world.
Speaker 2: But also it's now June. It's been like we're past it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I still will watch a video of like
Speaker 5: ten different brothers doing it and I'll cry laugh.
Speaker 2: So they call grown men and the bid is you
Speaker 2: record yourself and you call a friend and he say,
Speaker 2: you want to wish a good night?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good neighbor. And man, black dudes just can't
Speaker 3: handle this.
Speaker 2: Well, they got Micah doing it. The cow we social
Speaker 2: media teams got Micah doing it. And here's Micah calling
Speaker 2: Shoddy and Shoddy can't handle it and immediately starts talking
Speaker 2: about Mike's contract. Coach, What you doing?
Speaker 6: Many A? Yeah, I just wanted to say good night?
Speaker 5: Okay, I love that bro.
Speaker 3: What's going on y'all?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 4: Hell?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I just feel like, you know, it's player to coach,
Speaker 6: just taking.
Speaker 3: It on your mental say good night.
Speaker 6: Hope fans will see one day. I'm excited rut next week.
Speaker 6: This is a good night, well good man.
Speaker 1: Hey look hey, look, I know this is weird for everybody, man,
Speaker 1: but look you're handling everything the right way, bro.
Speaker 3: And this thing is gonna get worked out. Yeah again.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm thrilled to see where we take this
Speaker 1: same man. We're building something special and you're gonna be
Speaker 1: a huge party bro.
Speaker 6: Yeah man, hell yeah, hell yeah, Shelby, take a shotty
Speaker 6: for me when you got a chance.
Speaker 1: Man, Hey, I'm drinking a shoddy right now, tonight, brother, Okay,
Speaker 1: this this leads to all sorts of questions.
Speaker 3: And yeah, post that.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine pranking parcels? Oh my god, like Lawrence
Speaker 1: Taylor pranking him? I mean, well you like there's now
Speaker 1: audio of him just saying he's winding down with the
Speaker 1: Tito's and water and three lemons at right before he
Speaker 1: goes to bed.
Speaker 5: There's only two pieces of audio out there. I've been
Speaker 5: in both of them. He's drinking Tito's.
Speaker 3: He no, no good.
Speaker 2: You can since though that he's going. Oh man, Mike
Speaker 2: is upset about this contract, right, why would they put.
Speaker 6: That out right?
Speaker 1: Why would they put that up? But he calls him
Speaker 1: because immediately shot. He's like, oh no, he's saying good night.
Speaker 1: He's like lost his.
Speaker 3: Mind right now? Is it the contract? Is that the problem?
Speaker 5: He's also he is overbrowing him. Oh yeah, he is
Speaker 5: browing too much. It's I hate it. Whenever I go either.
Speaker 5: It happens a lot at the bank. If I have
Speaker 5: a younger teller that I'm dealing with, they will call
Speaker 5: me boss eight times.
Speaker 3: Boss is the worst. I hate it. I hate boss.
Speaker 3: Boss is the worst.
Speaker 1: I'm guilty of overbrowing, but Boss is worn.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 3: Hey Boss, how can I help you today?
Speaker 2: Boss?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Boss?
Speaker 6: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Boss? Okay? Stop calling me Boss? You a hole?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 5: I hate people anyways. Yeah, your head come out of
Speaker 5: your Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2: This is our year.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's it's our year. It's going down.