Speaker 1: Well, hello Minnesota. Goodbye podcast crowd. There's what we call
Speaker 1: them good buyers. No, that's lame.
Speaker 2: GB's what no goodbyes, GB's goodbyes. No.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean because like you know, Rihanna's got the Navy,
Speaker 1: there's the Ariators.
Speaker 2: There's you know, like different Swifties. Yeah, the Swifties yea, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We don't have anything. Now I'm gonna start.
Speaker 2: Off huh, We're working on it. It'll workshop.
Speaker 1: Here is an email from Kayla, Hello, Ryan Show friends,
Speaker 1: just a few things from today's show, meaning Monday Show.
Speaker 1: Apologies if it's too long, Dave. If you need a
Speaker 1: reason to hate the Philadelphia Eagles, you got the most
Speaker 1: perfect right up your ali reason. I too, hate the
Speaker 1: Eagles because they hired a known animal abuser, Michael Vick
Speaker 1: as their quarterback after he was convicted and served time
Speaker 1: for murdering innocent dogs. I cannot forgive an organization for
Speaker 1: something so truly sickening. Yeah, you know, I think Philadelphia
Speaker 1: is just a garbage football team. I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about the city. I know some nice people from there.
Speaker 1: But there's a story and I'm going to talk about
Speaker 1: on the radio and there's a video if you google it.
Speaker 1: There's a Philadelphia fan at the Packers game over the
Speaker 1: weekend and Philadelphia beat the Packers, but they're up in
Speaker 1: the stands and this guy, probably fifty ish years old
Speaker 1: is calling a what he's in Philadelphia gear, and he's
Speaker 1: calling a Green Bay Packer fan the seaword, a dumb
Speaker 1: ugly seaword, you stupid, dumb ugly seaword. And she's looking
Speaker 1: at her boyfriend, who's video in the whole thing, and
Speaker 1: she's like, God, what's this guy's problem. And the boyfriend's like, hey,
Speaker 1: stop it, and he's like, well she is, she's a
Speaker 1: dumb ugly seaword. And so it's all over social media
Speaker 1: and people are saying this is typical of a Philadelphia
Speaker 1: sports fan experience. If you go to a Philadelphia Eagles
Speaker 1: game or a Phillies game, or a whatever game, Flyers
Speaker 1: game or whatever, that this is the kind of shit
Speaker 1: that they will do to you. Whereas if you go
Speaker 1: to a Vikings game and let's say you're from Baltimore,
Speaker 1: we don't care, we might rib you. There might be
Speaker 1: one asshole in the crowd here and there. But they
Speaker 1: actually caught this guy turns out that he's fifty years old.
Speaker 1: Jenny just walked in. Have you seen.
Speaker 3: Fan?
Speaker 1: Yes, you know what I'm talking about, right, Yeah, So
Speaker 1: they found him because people identified him. He works in
Speaker 1: the hospitality industry. He's at a job at you know whatever,
Speaker 1: ABC whatever, and they found out his name, and so
Speaker 1: I'm going to guess this guy is going to be fired,
Speaker 1: canceled and definitely regret it. But this is one of
Speaker 1: the reasons why I just don't like Philadelphia. They have
Speaker 1: a police station in their stadium because they have so
Speaker 1: much crime and whatever, and so Philadelphia is just a
Speaker 1: garbage football team. And plus they hired Michael Vick. Do
Speaker 1: you know the Michael Vick story.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like the reason vont likes that isn't
Speaker 4: because like the whole Michael Vick. Honestly, I feel is
Speaker 4: way too young to even remember that, the whole Michael
Speaker 4: Vick thing, because I remember when that was like hot
Speaker 4: button in the news.
Speaker 1: Well, I couldn't believe that he was ever forgiven for
Speaker 1: that one because what he did was so detestable. He
Speaker 1: basically fought dogs. They would have dogs fight, and then
Speaker 1: once they were injured or worthless or whatever, he would
Speaker 1: kill them, and there were stories about how he drowned
Speaker 1: it by holding their head under a bucket of water.
Speaker 1: That's so sad and to me, I'm sorry. Maybe somewhere
Speaker 1: down the road you might be forgiven for it, but
Speaker 1: you certainly should not enjoy the limelight, fame, and money
Speaker 1: of playing in the National Football League. So fuck you
Speaker 1: Philadelphia Eagles. That's what we should call this content. This
Speaker 1: what is fucking Philadelphia?
Speaker 3: Can? I did see a story. Do you guys follow
Speaker 3: the Instagram account? It's called Tank's Good News. I know
Speaker 3: it's really popular, so I thought maybe you guys would
Speaker 3: follow it. But it was like, oh, Philadelphia Eagles play
Speaker 3: takes a little girl to father daughter dance because her
Speaker 3: father passed away and she is like a super fan whatever, okay,
Speaker 3: And so I go and I read and it's actually
Speaker 3: a guy who used to play for the Vikings who
Speaker 3: actually has like DMed me before. He doesn't play for
Speaker 3: the Eagles right now. But I went to the comments
Speaker 3: because I was like, he doesn't play on the Eagles anymore,
Speaker 3: Like he only played I think in like like two
Speaker 3: years ago or something. But the comments were like see,
Speaker 3: like Philly has the worst fans but the best team,
Speaker 3: like people were defending how like the fans are got awful,
Speaker 3: but the team is good and stuff.
Speaker 1: I can kind of see that because the fans the
Speaker 1: players aren't from Philadelphia, right, Most of the players are
Speaker 1: from like Nashville or Utah or southern California or whatever.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why Philadelphia fans are such shit bags,
Speaker 1: but they are. But I will say not all of
Speaker 1: them are, because e. White who used to work at
Speaker 1: Cato would be really nice.
Speaker 2: Guy, right, but super nice.
Speaker 1: But anybody who would sit there and call a stranger
Speaker 1: a dumb ugly sea word because they're a Packer fan?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Come on, all right, next email, let's see what we
Speaker 1: got here. The same email, Kabla says, Jenny, you have
Speaker 1: so many lovely qualities, but I gotta say, girl, are
Speaker 1: you getting more and more disgusting with your descriptive scenarios lately?
Speaker 1: Like the hot tub taking off all your dead skin cells?
Speaker 1: Like why, Jenny, Why? And then when you're explaining your
Speaker 1: Dave tank invention, you started out saying, you know, when
Speaker 1: you have one of those poops and I just have
Speaker 1: to fast forward thirty seconds and skip what comes next.
Speaker 1: I could not like why why? This is just two
Speaker 1: examples of the very many and yes, joking tone intended,
Speaker 1: but I'm also so serious at the same time.
Speaker 2: Okay, hell, I'll pull it back. I'll pull it back
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I forget how disgusting I am because it's just
Speaker 3: me and my everyday life. But I'm sure a lot
Speaker 3: of people don't want to always hear that on the radio.
Speaker 1: So I don't think that. I think it's fine. I
Speaker 1: think that being real on the radio is. But you're
Speaker 1: more than just a girl who poops a lot.
Speaker 3: Well, the Jakouzzi like dead skin and the jacuzzi. It's
Speaker 3: based off of Dave always talking about how jacuzzi are
Speaker 3: just filled with dead skin and dirt, and that's why.
Speaker 3: So that's why I made that commentation. It wasn't because
Speaker 3: I'm like shitting constantly and I'm the disgusting human. I
Speaker 3: am a disgusting human.
Speaker 1: Though It's funny. If you get into a jacuzzi and
Speaker 1: it's bubbling like a bubble bath, that means it's dirty
Speaker 1: and it means that the whatever chemicals are not doing
Speaker 1: their thing. And my Colorado jacuzzi is bubbling a little bit,
Speaker 1: but it's my own filth, so I don't really mind
Speaker 1: it for Bailey? Does it get awkward when the show,
Speaker 1: especially Dave, refers to baileyan Trip and couple of scenarios
Speaker 1: even though they seem to be very casually dating right now.
Speaker 1: I'm only curious if it bothers either of them in reality,
Speaker 1: or maybe it's just baby Bailey being a good sport
Speaker 1: and doing her part to keep the bit going in
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I feel like just because I know
Speaker 4: what you're talking about though, Like when we're talking about scenarios,
Speaker 4: we're like, oh, Jenny and Andrew, Dave and Susan and
Speaker 4: Alyssa and Vaughn, and then they just pair me with
Speaker 4: Trip even though I'm not. We're not together together. Trip
Speaker 4: is not my boyfriend, so I mean, it doesn't bother
Speaker 4: me and it does not bother Trip, So it's yeah,
Speaker 4: I guess I'm being a good sport.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you say that Trip loves it?
Speaker 2: Honestly? Oh, I'm sure loves it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, immediately posted on a snapchat when we're talking about
Speaker 3: how using chat GBT to give Bailey pointers, and he
Speaker 3: immediately was like posting about it and how katiewb is
Speaker 3: talking about him. So I feel like it's like he'd
Speaker 3: probably be more sad if we weren't pairing you together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I don't want to make him seem
Speaker 4: like he's yeah, Katie was talking about me again, like yeah,
Speaker 4: he posted on Snapchat. But it was like when katwb
Speaker 4: is analyzing your relationship again and you're just you know,
Speaker 4: chilling at home or whatever. So it's not like he's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: they're talking about me again, because I feel like I
Speaker 4: would have picked up on that and been over that,
Speaker 4: put the kabash on that so sooner.
Speaker 2: But no, we're just chilling. We're just chill.
Speaker 1: It's really interesting because I back before didn't just talk
Speaker 1: about their personal lives on the radio. It just did not.
Speaker 1: People did not talk about their personal lives on the
Speaker 1: radio until probably the late two thousand zeros, like twenty
Speaker 1: two thousand and eight or so. What did we do
Speaker 1: on the radio. We played parody songs, parody commercials, we
Speaker 1: did bits, we did War of the Roses. But we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about, like, you know, your relationship or how
Speaker 1: you fought with your partner last night, or how you
Speaker 1: got caught having sex in the walmart. You know, shampoo aisle. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, we didn't talk about things like that. So
Speaker 1: I've never had a weird experience with a girlfriend hearing
Speaker 1: about her stories on the radio. Like before I dated Susan,
Speaker 1: we'd never talked about girlfriends on the radio. I don't
Speaker 1: talk about Susan on the radio now, but she's so
Speaker 1: used to it she doesn't even listen to the show anymore.
Speaker 1: So does Andrew get a little bit weirded out when
Speaker 1: you talk about him on the radio, Jenny.
Speaker 3: It's not necessarily about him. It's the fact that he
Speaker 3: has clients that listened to the show. So he doesn't
Speaker 3: want his clients hearing something that his flesh light. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like about that exactly. Yeah, So it's it's definitely that.
Speaker 3: The only experience I have with that was, if you
Speaker 3: remember the story, I was at a bachelor app party,
Speaker 3: a guy came over with me afterwards, came home with me,
Speaker 3: and we were in the shower. He got out, I
Speaker 3: was still in the in there. I came out and
Speaker 3: he was gone, And if you remember the cliff Notes version,
Speaker 3: he somehow drunkenly stumbled into my neighbor's apartment asked naked,
Speaker 3: but as naked demanding to know where I was walking
Speaker 3: into the bedroom he thought was my bedroom and there's
Speaker 3: a dude laying in that bed now. And so that
Speaker 3: was the one time where he came back over to
Speaker 3: my apartment. The next morning we figured it all out whatever,
Speaker 3: But he was really stressed because I was like, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about this on the radio, and
Speaker 3: he was like texting me, He's like and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say your name, like, don't worry.
Speaker 3: But he was like so stressed about it because you know,
Speaker 3: he had like a corporatey job, didn't want anyone to
Speaker 3: know it was about him and stuff, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is such a funny story. I'm not not going
Speaker 3: to tell this on the radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's interesting because some people are with being talked
Speaker 1: about on the radio. I've worked with everybody. I mean,
Speaker 1: kind of the one of the rules on our show,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be hired on the show, you got
Speaker 1: to kind of be an open book. And there's never
Speaker 1: really been anybody on the show who was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about my boyfriend or how
Speaker 1: I argued with my mom or things like that, because
Speaker 1: I think that's kind of one of the rules on
Speaker 1: our show is you know, we try to be relatable
Speaker 1: and talk about things that everybody else goes through, like
Speaker 1: real stuff and not everything is is wonderful. And finally
Speaker 1: they say something really nice about vont Leak. They say
Speaker 1: no for vont What a great freaking kid. For real,
Speaker 1: He's such a natural on the radio. I have no
Speaker 1: I doubt, no doubt that would translate to TV too.
Speaker 1: Sky is truly the limit for him. I'd be so
Speaker 1: proud to brag about my son if he were my kid.
Speaker 1: I'm currently kidless, and he's absolutely not just likable, but lovable.
Speaker 1: He is also ten no, one hundred thousand percent correct
Speaker 1: McDonald's fries are trash. I'll join him on that hill.
Speaker 1: I don't agree. I love McDonald's fries. By the way,
Speaker 1: I've been listening since twenty les and after a random
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app discovery, and it's been a joy to join
Speaker 1: you daily ever since. Love always your San Diego friend, Kayla.
Speaker 1: Or maybe I should end with a little dart lick bye.
Speaker 1: I love, love love when people who don't live here
Speaker 1: listen to our show, because there are some great shows
Speaker 1: in San Diego. But the fact that you chose our
Speaker 1: show really means a lot. Because you don't live in
Speaker 1: the cold, you don't root for the Vikings, you don't
Speaker 1: suffer through the twins, you don't know anything about four
Speaker 1: ninety four traffic, but you listen and I just love that,
Speaker 1: so thank you. That really speaks highly of our show.
Speaker 1: And that's a huge, huge compliment. Thank you, Kayla. Okay,
Speaker 1: next one, let's see, I got to do another one,
Speaker 1: because some of these are not meant for the radio.
Speaker 1: Let's try this one. Don't say my name. Some family
Speaker 1: and friends don't know yet. On Christmas Eve, yes, Christmas Eve,
Speaker 1: my dad found out he has cancer. We didn't know
Speaker 1: exactly what kind of what stage, but it was a
Speaker 1: punch to the gut. Long story short. After weeks of
Speaker 1: testing and scans, we now know it is stage four
Speaker 1: prostate that is now in his liver and lungs. My gosh,
Speaker 1: I feel like my world is shattered. I find myself
Speaker 1: crying all the time. The constant pit in my stomach
Speaker 1: won't go away. I have three young kids that absolutely
Speaker 1: adore their papa, along with the six other grandkids he has.
Speaker 1: We all know eventually our parents will pass it's a
Speaker 1: part of life. You think you'll be prepared for it,
Speaker 1: but you aren't. Thankfully, I have the best siblings, and
Speaker 1: we all know we'll all really have been supportive of
Speaker 1: one another. My kids know their papa is sick, and
Speaker 1: only my oldest knows it's cancer. Any advice on how
Speaker 1: to talk to them about this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: scare them, but it's going to be really hard on
Speaker 1: the kids. They are eleven, six and four. My heart
Speaker 1: just breaks for them. Thanks guys, Wow, I was not
Speaker 1: expecting that on the Minnesota Goodbye today. I have zero
Speaker 1: advice for you. I don't know anything about how to
Speaker 1: tell kids that their grandparent is going to die of cancer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean I wonder if if you're religious
Speaker 4: then I mean my parents would always say, like, you know,
Speaker 4: they're going to Heaven and they're going to go to
Speaker 4: you know, be with.
Speaker 2: God and be with Jesus.
Speaker 4: So I guess that was kind of comforting, but not
Speaker 4: necessarily Like, I don't have real, like any real advice.
Speaker 4: I think anytime my grandparents died, it was just kind
Speaker 4: of like you would find out after they.
Speaker 2: Died that they died. So it's hard to like give
Speaker 2: advice for.
Speaker 4: Like someone who is actively dying, except for like I
Speaker 4: don't know, spend as much time with Papa as you can.
Speaker 1: I was going to say that too, and remember, you'll
Speaker 1: never ever regret all the time that you've spent with
Speaker 1: your dad or with Papa. That is just sad, and
Speaker 1: it's sad for him. I don't know how old your
Speaker 1: dad is, but I'm going to guess if it's prostate
Speaker 1: cancer that can come on like in the forties or fifties.
Speaker 1: They say that every man who lives long enough will
Speaker 1: get prostate cancer, and sometimes it's very very survivable. My
Speaker 1: dad had it for probably fifteen years before he died,
Speaker 1: and it's got to be caught early. So make sure
Speaker 1: you say your mo, mom, your dad or brother whoever
Speaker 1: in for the prostate exam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Last one this is from Christine and she says, good morning,
Speaker 1: Dave Jenny Bailey. This morning, after my workout of the gym,
Speaker 1: I made my way to the showers to get ready
Speaker 1: for my day. I am a female, so that it
Speaker 1: took place in the female locker room. The shower that
Speaker 1: I always use was occupied, so I just jumped into
Speaker 1: the next one and it was not prepared for what
Speaker 1: happened next. In the middle of my shower, I hear
Speaker 1: from the shower next to me, the one I usually
Speaker 1: went into allowed hawk and then she lets out a tua.
Speaker 1: She hawked a lugi in the shower so loudly. I
Speaker 1: was shocked. I was grossed out, but hey, I'm a
Speaker 1: glow with the go with the float person. So after
Speaker 1: I got over my feelings of being grossed out, I
Speaker 1: let it be. Maybe the lugi couldn't wait, she needed
Speaker 1: to get it out then and there she's in the shower.
Speaker 1: The lugi just washed away down the drain. No biggie.
Speaker 1: But then she did it again. When I say she
Speaker 1: hawked to it, she made the exact sound she hawked,
Speaker 1: and she hawked to it so loudly. I mean, she
Speaker 1: wasn't trying to hide that she was spitting in the
Speaker 1: shower again. Again. I was grossed out, and I was
Speaker 1: just trying to finish my shower at this point and
Speaker 1: get on with my day.
Speaker 2: But she did it a third time most she must
Speaker 2: be ill.
Speaker 1: I finished up, she was still in the shower, so
Speaker 1: I didn't get to see the human that did this.
Speaker 1: You know, the feeling you just want to see what
Speaker 1: the person looks like that grossed out. I wanted to ask,
Speaker 1: what have you experienced in a public place that grossed
Speaker 1: you out so bad? Make you think? Do you really
Speaker 1: think it's okay to do this in public? I look
Speaker 1: forward to hearing your stories. Would I be able to
Speaker 1: get a staff writer sticker? I mailed once before, but
Speaker 1: I didn't get one yet. Yes, Christine, I've got your
Speaker 1: email and I just sent it already to Secretary Brie
Speaker 1: Jenny Neve, you're the gross pro queen of the story
Speaker 1: of the show. What do you got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not like I don't do things in public
Speaker 3: like that. I would say, I don't necessarily think it's gross.
Speaker 3: But I was the one who spotted at Valley Fair
Speaker 3: or the guy that was wearing a hat that's had
Speaker 3: let me see that. Butthole was Yes, come on, man,
Speaker 3: there's kids around here.
Speaker 1: Like what that was about five ish years ago? Was it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Honestly, only maybe like three or four because it was
Speaker 3: after COVID Like we took a bus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I don't really
Speaker 1: have anything that's gross. If somebody somebody blowing their nose
Speaker 1: at a nice restaurant if you sit at a nice restaurant,
Speaker 1: you really should not blow your nose at the table
Speaker 1: at a nice restaurant. I mean, I guess if it's McDonald's,
Speaker 1: I don't care as much. But if you're at a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant, I don't want to hear you're snot burbling
Speaker 1: through a cleanex burbaling. Hey, thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. Let me get your responses on anything
Speaker 1: we talked about today, anything gross that you saw somebody
Speaker 1: do in public. I'll give you one really quick. I'm
Speaker 1: just my daughter, beth Is is wonderful, and I kind
Speaker 1: of in a way I get it. But she changed
Speaker 1: her kid's poopy diaper on the airplane on the tray
Speaker 1: table when and here's the reason why. I think at
Speaker 1: the time she had a probably a four year old
Speaker 1: and a one year old, and they were flying just
Speaker 1: Beth and the little baby and the four year old. Sure,
Speaker 1: and the baby pooped their pants and she was on
Speaker 1: the inside, so she would have had to get the person,
Speaker 1: you know, to stand up and whatever, and then walk
Speaker 1: to the back and then keep an eye on a
Speaker 1: three or four year old while she changed the other one.
Speaker 1: So she changed the shitty diaper right there at the
Speaker 1: tray table, and I really was. I wasn't mad at her.
Speaker 1: I was more just judgmental and annoyed. It was like, Beth, no,
Speaker 1: no stranger should have to sit there and tolerate you
Speaker 1: changing your baby. Shitty diaper just should not happen. And
Speaker 1: She's like, Dad, I didn't know what to do. I
Speaker 1: was so frustrated. One was crying and blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, you know what, that sucks, But
Speaker 1: when you're a mom, that's kind of one of the
Speaker 1: responsibilities she had to take on.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 4: But yes, I guess it's hard to say though, like
Speaker 4: where would you put your four year old if you
Speaker 4: have to go into the bathroom to change your kid?
Speaker 2: But then I don't know. I would just find a
Speaker 2: nice stranger and be like hello.
Speaker 1: And that's what you can do, is you can ask,
Speaker 1: can you know what I hate to bother you? I
Speaker 1: got to change my baby. Would you mind just keeping
Speaker 1: an eye on my four year old for.
Speaker 2: A minute or ask the flight attendant, and.
Speaker 1: The flight attendant would absolutely help you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, that's it. Now we're done. The Minnesota goodbye
Speaker 1: is Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.