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<v Speaker 1>Well, hello Minnesota. Goodbye podcast crowd. There's what we call

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<v Speaker 1>them good buyers. No, that's lame.

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<v Speaker 2>GB's what no goodbyes, GB's goodbyes. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean because like you know, Rihanna's got the Navy,

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<v Speaker 1>there's the Ariators.

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<v Speaker 2>There's you know, like different Swifties. Yeah, the Swifties yea, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have anything. Now I'm gonna start.

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<v Speaker 2>Off huh, We're working on it. It'll workshop.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is an email from Kayla, Hello, Ryan Show friends,

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<v Speaker 1>just a few things from today's show, meaning Monday Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Apologies if it's too long, Dave. If you need a

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<v Speaker 1>reason to hate the Philadelphia Eagles, you got the most

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<v Speaker 1>perfect right up your ali reason. I too, hate the

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<v Speaker 1>Eagles because they hired a known animal abuser, Michael Vick

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<v Speaker 1>as their quarterback after he was convicted and served time

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<v Speaker 1>for murdering innocent dogs. I cannot forgive an organization for

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<v Speaker 1>something so truly sickening. Yeah, you know, I think Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 1>is just a garbage football team. I don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about the city. I know some nice people from there.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's a story and I'm going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio and there's a video if you google it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a Philadelphia fan at the Packers game over the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend and Philadelphia beat the Packers, but they're up in

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<v Speaker 1>the stands and this guy, probably fifty ish years old

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<v Speaker 1>is calling a what he's in Philadelphia gear, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>calling a Green Bay Packer fan the seaword, a dumb

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<v Speaker 1>ugly seaword, you stupid, dumb ugly seaword. And she's looking

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<v Speaker 1>at her boyfriend, who's video in the whole thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, God, what's this guy's problem. And the boyfriend's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>stop it, and he's like, well she is, she's a

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<v Speaker 1>dumb ugly seaword. And so it's all over social media

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<v Speaker 1>and people are saying this is typical of a Philadelphia

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<v Speaker 1>sports fan experience. If you go to a Philadelphia Eagles

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<v Speaker 1>game or a Phillies game, or a whatever game, Flyers

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<v Speaker 1>game or whatever, that this is the kind of shit

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<v Speaker 1>that they will do to you. Whereas if you go

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<v Speaker 1>to a Vikings game and let's say you're from Baltimore,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't care, we might rib you. There might be

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<v Speaker 1>one asshole in the crowd here and there. But they

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<v Speaker 1>actually caught this guy turns out that he's fifty years old.

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny just walked in. Have you seen.

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<v Speaker 3>Fan?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know what I'm talking about, right, Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>they found him because people identified him. He works in

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<v Speaker 1>the hospitality industry. He's at a job at you know whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>ABC whatever, and they found out his name, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to guess this guy is going to be fired,

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<v Speaker 1>canceled and definitely regret it. But this is one of

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<v Speaker 1>the reasons why I just don't like Philadelphia. They have

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<v Speaker 1>a police station in their stadium because they have so

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<v Speaker 1>much crime and whatever, and so Philadelphia is just a

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<v Speaker 1>garbage football team. And plus they hired Michael Vick. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know the Michael Vick story.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like the reason vont likes that isn't

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<v Speaker 4>because like the whole Michael Vick. Honestly, I feel is

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<v Speaker 4>way too young to even remember that, the whole Michael

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<v Speaker 4>Vick thing, because I remember when that was like hot

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<v Speaker 4>button in the news.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I couldn't believe that he was ever forgiven for

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<v Speaker 1>that one because what he did was so detestable. He

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<v Speaker 1>basically fought dogs. They would have dogs fight, and then

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<v Speaker 1>once they were injured or worthless or whatever, he would

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<v Speaker 1>kill them, and there were stories about how he drowned

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<v Speaker 1>it by holding their head under a bucket of water.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so sad and to me, I'm sorry. Maybe somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>down the road you might be forgiven for it, but

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<v Speaker 1>you certainly should not enjoy the limelight, fame, and money

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<v Speaker 1>of playing in the National Football League. So fuck you

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<v Speaker 1>Philadelphia Eagles. That's what we should call this content. This

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<v Speaker 1>what is fucking Philadelphia?

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<v Speaker 3>Can? I did see a story. Do you guys follow

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<v Speaker 3>the Instagram account? It's called Tank's Good News. I know

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<v Speaker 3>it's really popular, so I thought maybe you guys would

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<v Speaker 3>follow it. But it was like, oh, Philadelphia Eagles play

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<v Speaker 3>takes a little girl to father daughter dance because her

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<v Speaker 3>father passed away and she is like a super fan whatever, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>And so I go and I read and it's actually

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<v Speaker 3>a guy who used to play for the Vikings who

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<v Speaker 3>actually has like DMed me before. He doesn't play for

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<v Speaker 3>the Eagles right now. But I went to the comments

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, he doesn't play on the Eagles anymore,

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<v Speaker 3>Like he only played I think in like like two

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<v Speaker 3>years ago or something. But the comments were like see,

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<v Speaker 3>like Philly has the worst fans but the best team,

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<v Speaker 3>like people were defending how like the fans are got awful,

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<v Speaker 3>but the team is good and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I can kind of see that because the fans the

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<v Speaker 1>players aren't from Philadelphia, right, Most of the players are

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<v Speaker 1>from like Nashville or Utah or southern California or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know why Philadelphia fans are such shit bags,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are. But I will say not all of

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<v Speaker 1>them are, because e. White who used to work at

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<v Speaker 1>Cato would be really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Guy, right, but super nice.

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<v Speaker 1>But anybody who would sit there and call a stranger

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<v Speaker 1>a dumb ugly sea word because they're a Packer fan?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, all right, next email, let's see what we

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<v Speaker 1>got here. The same email, Kabla says, Jenny, you have

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<v Speaker 1>so many lovely qualities, but I gotta say, girl, are

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<v Speaker 1>you getting more and more disgusting with your descriptive scenarios lately?

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<v Speaker 1>Like the hot tub taking off all your dead skin cells?

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<v Speaker 1>Like why, Jenny, Why? And then when you're explaining your

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<v Speaker 1>Dave tank invention, you started out saying, you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>you have one of those poops and I just have

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<v Speaker 1>to fast forward thirty seconds and skip what comes next.

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<v Speaker 1>I could not like why why? This is just two

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<v Speaker 1>examples of the very many and yes, joking tone intended,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also so serious at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, hell, I'll pull it back. I'll pull it back

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I forget how disgusting I am because it's just

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<v Speaker 3>me and my everyday life. But I'm sure a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of people don't want to always hear that on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't think that. I think it's fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that being real on the radio is. But you're

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<v Speaker 1>more than just a girl who poops a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the Jakouzzi like dead skin and the jacuzzi. It's

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<v Speaker 3>based off of Dave always talking about how jacuzzi are

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<v Speaker 3>just filled with dead skin and dirt, and that's why.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's why I made that commentation. It wasn't because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like shitting constantly and I'm the disgusting human. I

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<v Speaker 3>am a disgusting human.

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<v Speaker 1>Though It's funny. If you get into a jacuzzi and

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<v Speaker 1>it's bubbling like a bubble bath, that means it's dirty

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<v Speaker 1>and it means that the whatever chemicals are not doing

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<v Speaker 1>their thing. And my Colorado jacuzzi is bubbling a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's my own filth, so I don't really mind

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<v Speaker 1>it for Bailey? Does it get awkward when the show,

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<v Speaker 1>especially Dave, refers to baileyan Trip and couple of scenarios

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<v Speaker 1>even though they seem to be very casually dating right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only curious if it bothers either of them in reality,

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<v Speaker 1>or maybe it's just baby Bailey being a good sport

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<v Speaker 1>and doing her part to keep the bit going in

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<v Speaker 1>the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, I feel like just because I know

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<v Speaker 4>what you're talking about though, Like when we're talking about scenarios,

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<v Speaker 4>we're like, oh, Jenny and Andrew, Dave and Susan and

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<v Speaker 4>Alyssa and Vaughn, and then they just pair me with

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<v Speaker 4>Trip even though I'm not. We're not together together. Trip

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<v Speaker 4>is not my boyfriend, so I mean, it doesn't bother

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<v Speaker 4>me and it does not bother Trip, So it's yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I'm being a good sport.

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<v Speaker 3>Why didn't you say that Trip loves it?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly? Oh, I'm sure loves it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, immediately posted on a snapchat when we're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>how using chat GBT to give Bailey pointers, and he

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<v Speaker 3>immediately was like posting about it and how katiewb is

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<v Speaker 3>talking about him. So I feel like it's like he'd

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<v Speaker 3>probably be more sad if we weren't pairing you together.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean, I don't want to make him seem

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<v Speaker 4>like he's yeah, Katie was talking about me again, like yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>he posted on Snapchat. But it was like when katwb

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<v Speaker 4>is analyzing your relationship again and you're just you know,

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<v Speaker 4>chilling at home or whatever. So it's not like he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>they're talking about me again, because I feel like I

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<v Speaker 4>would have picked up on that and been over that,

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<v Speaker 4>put the kabash on that so sooner.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, we're just chilling. We're just chill.

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<v Speaker 1>It's really interesting because I back before didn't just talk

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<v Speaker 1>about their personal lives on the radio. It just did not.

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<v Speaker 1>People did not talk about their personal lives on the

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<v Speaker 1>radio until probably the late two thousand zeros, like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and eight or so. What did we do

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<v Speaker 1>on the radio. We played parody songs, parody commercials, we

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<v Speaker 1>did bits, we did War of the Roses. But we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't talk about, like, you know, your relationship or how

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<v Speaker 1>you fought with your partner last night, or how you

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<v Speaker 1>got caught having sex in the walmart. You know, shampoo aisle. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we didn't talk about things like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a weird experience with a girlfriend hearing

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<v Speaker 1>about her stories on the radio. Like before I dated Susan,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd never talked about girlfriends on the radio. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Susan on the radio now, but she's so

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<v Speaker 1>used to it she doesn't even listen to the show anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>So does Andrew get a little bit weirded out when

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<v Speaker 1>you talk about him on the radio, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not necessarily about him. It's the fact that he

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<v Speaker 3>has clients that listened to the show. So he doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>want his clients hearing something that his flesh light. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like about that exactly. Yeah, So it's it's definitely that.

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<v Speaker 3>The only experience I have with that was, if you

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<v Speaker 3>remember the story, I was at a bachelor app party,

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<v Speaker 3>a guy came over with me afterwards, came home with me,

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<v Speaker 3>and we were in the shower. He got out, I

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<v Speaker 3>was still in the in there. I came out and

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<v Speaker 3>he was gone, And if you remember the cliff Notes version,

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<v Speaker 3>he somehow drunkenly stumbled into my neighbor's apartment asked naked,

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<v Speaker 3>but as naked demanding to know where I was walking

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<v Speaker 3>into the bedroom he thought was my bedroom and there's

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<v Speaker 3>a dude laying in that bed now. And so that

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<v Speaker 3>was the one time where he came back over to

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<v Speaker 3>my apartment. The next morning we figured it all out whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>But he was really stressed because I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to talk about this on the radio, and

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<v Speaker 3>he was like texting me, He's like and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to say your name, like, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>But he was like so stressed about it because you know,

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<v Speaker 3>he had like a corporatey job, didn't want anyone to

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<v Speaker 3>know it was about him and stuff, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>this is such a funny story. I'm not not going

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<v Speaker 3>to tell this on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's interesting because some people are with being talked

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<v Speaker 1>about on the radio. I've worked with everybody. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the one of the rules on our show,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're gonna be hired on the show, you got

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<v Speaker 1>I'm currently kidless, and he's absolutely not just likable, but lovable.

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<v Speaker 1>He is also ten no, one hundred thousand percent correct

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's fries are trash. I'll join him on that hill.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been listening since twenty les and after a random

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe I should end with a little dart lick bye.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's a huge, huge compliment. Thank you, Kayla. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So I guess that was kind of comforting, but not

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<v Speaker 4>I think anytime my grandparents died, it was just kind

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<v Speaker 2>Died that they died. So it's hard to like give

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<v Speaker 4>Like someone who is actively dying, except for like I

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<v Speaker 1>Last one this is from Christine and she says, good morning,

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Jenny Bailey. This morning, after my workout of the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>The lugi just washed away down the drain. No biggie.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, the feeling you just want to see what

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<v Speaker 1>what have you experienced in a public place that grossed

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<v Speaker 1>you out so bad? Make you think? Do you really

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<v Speaker 1>forward to hearing your stories. Would I be able to

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny Neve, you're the gross pro queen of the story

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but not like I don't do things in public

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<v Speaker 1>Like what that was about five ish years ago? Was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, yeah, I remember that. Yeah. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>have anything that's gross. If somebody somebody blowing their nose

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<v Speaker 1>at a nice restaurant. I mean, I guess if it's McDonald's,

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<v Speaker 1>nice restaurant, I don't want to hear you're snot burbling

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<v Speaker 1>through a cleanex burbaling. Hey, thank you for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye. Let me get your responses on anything

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about today, anything gross that you saw somebody

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<v Speaker 1>So she changed the shitty diaper right there at the

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<v Speaker 1>I was more just judgmental and annoyed. It was like, Beth, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no stranger should have to sit there and tolerate you

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<v Speaker 1>changing your baby. Shitty diaper just should not happen. And

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, Dad, I didn't know what to do. I

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, well, you know what, that sucks, But

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, I guess it's hard to say though, like

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<v Speaker 2>But then I don't know. I would just find a

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what you can do, is you can ask,

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<v Speaker 1>can you know what I hate to bother you? I

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<v Speaker 1>got to change my baby. Would you mind just keeping

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<v Speaker 2>A minute or ask the flight attendant, and.

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<v Speaker 1>The flight attendant would absolutely help you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, that's it. Now we're done. The Minnesota goodbye

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<v Speaker 1>is Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.