Speaker 1: We're talking to a man who is great in great pain, psychically, romantically, emotionally.
Speaker 1: Larry on Long Island. Larry has met the woman of
Speaker 1: his life, but he finds must of his chagrin and
Speaker 1: dismay and disgust, that she is covered with tattoos? Is
Speaker 1: that correct, Larry?
Speaker 2: Well? First of all, is that correct?
Speaker 1: Larry?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Thank you for keeping this in perspective of
Speaker 2: how I approach you with this, I mean exaggeration. You
Speaker 2: have a job to do.
Speaker 1: But is that true? Is that true? What I just said?
Speaker 2: I don't know what you just said.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me try it again. Listen carefully. You're saying,
Speaker 1: in case somebody, Just in case somebody just tuned in
Speaker 1: and they're wondering, who the hell is this guy, Larry?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? This is called resetting read
Speaker 1: you anyway? You have found that this woman that you like,
Speaker 1: love or thinks very fondly of that. You've been single
Speaker 1: for a while. And you say you're an older person.
Speaker 1: How old or are you? How old are you?
Speaker 2: I am seventy two, okay, and you met this woman?
Speaker 1: And how old is she? This woman that you've met?
Speaker 2: She is in her mid fifties.
Speaker 1: Mid fifties, and you find out, much to your chagrin
Speaker 1: later on, that she is covered with tattoos. Now, you
Speaker 1: didn't see this and her clothing, her arms, she was
Speaker 1: never sleeveless, or you just found out after the fact,
Speaker 1: after you've fallen for her that she's covered with tattoos.
Speaker 2: Correct, I have not stolen for her. It's only been
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks since we met. But whatever, when
Speaker 2: we met she was I didn't know she was covered,
Speaker 2: and then I found out she is at Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now you've not seen her nude? I take no, sir, Okay,
Speaker 1: So how do I'm curious? How did you? How did
Speaker 1: you see her? Did she take off a jacket? Arms covered?
Speaker 1: Where is she inked? What degree of inkage? It's not
Speaker 1: like Jimmy duranty. What kind of inkage did she enjoy?
Speaker 2: The second time we met, she was sleeveless and she
Speaker 2: was covered the rest of her body below her waist.
Speaker 2: I have no idea at this point.
Speaker 1: Now, movie, did you bring this up to her? Did
Speaker 1: you address this whether or did you say, hey, I
Speaker 1: find this Marley reprehensible and I'm disgusted by this, or
Speaker 1: do you did you just keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 2: You're disappointing me right now. I thought during this conversation
Speaker 2: you would think more of me than a person who
Speaker 2: would speak like that to a woman.
Speaker 1: Oh, do me a favorite, Larry. First of all, do
Speaker 1: me a favorite. Lighten up? Number one. You're a seventy
Speaker 1: two year old man and you're acting like the world
Speaker 1: is over because you met a woman who's got a
Speaker 1: tattoo or two? My question, So do me a favor.
Speaker 1: Lighting up? Don't be so serious. So here's my question.
Speaker 1: Why don't you leave her? This is painting you? He says,
Speaker 1: not worth your time? Find somebody else. What's the dilemma?
Speaker 1: I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: I haven't left her. I'm asking you a simple question.
Speaker 2: If you met a woman who is tattooed and you
Speaker 2: want you do it? Would you want to nibble on
Speaker 2: a comic book? Would you want to lick Popeye's face?
Speaker 2: I mean, seriously, this is this is you're being silly.
Speaker 1: I'm being silly. I'm being silly. You are you're a
Speaker 1: seventy two year old man. Let me let me get
Speaker 1: straight with you, Larry. Let me get straight. Okay, let me.
Speaker 1: You don't have a lot of options here, trust me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you look like. I don't know
Speaker 1: who you are, but something tells me you don't have
Speaker 1: bevies of women standing online waiting to meet you. So
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask yourself this question. If I like somebody
Speaker 1: and I enjoy her personality, her spirit, am I going
Speaker 1: to look the other way because I've got some hang
Speaker 1: up about a tattoo. If it's too much for you
Speaker 1: to handle, dump her and be lonely. If you might
Speaker 1: want to reconsider and say, you know what, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: open up my mind. I'm gonna give it a shot. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like it, so what big deal? I'll learn
Speaker 1: to it. It's in her soul, it's in her personality.
Speaker 1: That's what matters, not ink. And with all due respect,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you look like, but chances are
Speaker 1: you're not exactly Pierce brazening yourself. So what's it going about?
Speaker 1: Bottom line?
Speaker 2: Do you have the nerve to let me respond? For
Speaker 2: you're going to hang up on me?
Speaker 1: You know what, Larry, you're boring me? Bottom line? What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Larry one? Number one? I am an attractive many women
Speaker 2: have loved me since I was sixteen years old.
Speaker 1: Well, you know you should give those women a call.
Speaker 1: You should give those non tattooed women a call. Bottom line, Larry,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? Let me just ask you. What's
Speaker 1: it gonna be?
Speaker 2: What's whats gonna be?
Speaker 1: Linel Okay, Larry, have a nice day. Call me again.