Speaker 1: It could be cringe worthy for a love story.
Speaker 2: Morning and kiss in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date update, I'm kiss ninety five seven.
Speaker 2: All right, you guys, are you ready to make a
love connection? Second date update?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it, all right?
Speaker 2: Second date up date. We're going to South Winter this morning.
Speaker 3: We have got Matt on the line, who went on
a great first date apparently, and now he's getting ghosted.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Matt, Hey, good morning. How are you good?
I mean, I thought I had a great date. I
went out out with this girl, Brae. Okay, it's the fall.
So I decided like, let's go apple orchard picking perfect
and which is like so much fun. And I was
making jokes, We're laughing, you know. It was just so
casual and she has such cool vibe and energy. So
after I was like, yo, let's get a drink. But
she said she had to go home to her dog,
Tay take a dog out or something. Okay, So was
that cool? Like another time? She so yeah, sure. So
then the next day I texted her nothing and you know,
she hasn'ts fined back to any of my texas, so
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 5: And oh, I can tell you what happened. Your first
mistake was taking a girl a first date.
Speaker 3: No, no, why what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Apple orchards are only reserved for girlfriends. No guy should
ever take a girl to an apple orchard on a
first date.
Speaker 6: Savannah, Wait, can I can I ask the logic behind
the statement? Because I feel like it's like an activity,
it braks the ice.
Speaker 1: They're incredibly boring.
Speaker 5: All you do is pick apples, put them in a bag,
and then you pay seventy five dollars for a pound
of apples that you'd pay three to ninety nine for
the Groceres.
Speaker 3: Don't listen to Walmart, Jeff Matt, it's a perfect date.
The only thing that would make it more perfect for
me is be like a spiked apple cier or.
Speaker 1: Something cocktails down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it, all right.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call her, We're gonna call Brie. You're gonna
be listening in. Feel free to talk to her if
you want, hold on. I don't know what's going on.
Like I know, Jeff thinks it's a bad date like
apple picking.
Speaker 6: No, I think it's such a cute day because I
think the worst dates or when you have nothing to
like talk about to break the eye.
Speaker 2: Do you want to go picking together?
Speaker 7: Me and you?
Speaker 1: Let's go on. Let's talk about apples for three hours.
Speaker 2: Genies. Hello, Hi, Hi, is Bree there U. This is her,
Hey Brie, it's Courtney Brie.
Speaker 1: It's Walmart Jeff.
Speaker 3: Heybrie, it's Savannah and we're calling from Kiss ninety five seven.
Speaker 2: You're on the radio this morning, bree U.
Speaker 7: Hi.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, I know it's a little shocking, but
here's why you're on the radio. We do something called
second date update. If you go on a first date,
you have a great time, but you get ghosted, and
you want answers, you call us, and Matt reached out
to us brit to tell us about the first date
he had with you.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, all right, so he.
Speaker 3: Said it was awesome. He took you apple picking. You
guys laughed a lot, had a lot in common. He
said you had such a great date that he invited
you out for cocktails or snacks or food or something
after apple picking, but you had to get home to
let your dog out. But now you're ghosting them and
he wants answers.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, the date was terrible.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's you know, that's where we come in
to get the honest truth. That's why we're calling you.
So you did not enjoy the apple picking?
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I can't belive this. Okay, no, it's
uh no, we went apicking, you know. And he was like,
so he kept picking apples and taking a bite out
of like one and then throwing them on the ground.
So he would like pick one, take a bite, and
then just like throw them on the ground. Well, it
gets worse. At one point, he puts two apples down
his pants and thought it was really funny.
Speaker 3: Wait, oh wait, wait wait, he takes two apples and
puts them like in his pockets.
Speaker 2: Are you talking in front of his pants.
Speaker 7: The front of his pants, like in his underwear.
Speaker 2: My god, you're literally joking right. Why did he do that?
Speaker 7: It was like he just thought it was funny, and
then he took like one out of his underwear and
took a bite out of that apple. Oh, just like around.
Speaker 2: I don't know all right, I just my mind is
blown right now.
Speaker 3: If you could just hang type break Matt's on the line, Matt,
did you eat apples out of your underwear?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It's like a joke. I mean, my friends and
I do this all the time, Like, I mean, apple
picking is boring, so I made it fun, you know what.
I honestly, you gotta try an apple to see if
it's good or not, and putting in your underwear.
Speaker 2: You're putting them in your underwear.
Speaker 3: You're taking two apples and putting them in your underwear
and then eating them on a first date.
Speaker 4: It was a joke. I mean, my friends and I
do it all the time. You put things in our
pants with you know, like a hot dog or you
know anything, and it's just funny.
Speaker 2: Jeff, can we go to Jeff for this?
Speaker 3: Jeff, do you and your buddy stick things in your
pants not and eat it?
Speaker 1: Not anymore? But I mean there was anymore?
Speaker 4: Is this a thing? Well?
Speaker 5: I grew up, I have kids now, so I don't
do that anymore. But I mean I can see where
you're just trying to break the ice and make it
apple picking fun because it's incredibly boring.
Speaker 6: Do we really do we really need to do a
p s A on the air that you should not
be sticking things in your pants on.
Speaker 2: A date, Like is that really a thing? I just
have to tell people? I know, Courtney, Yeah, listen, I
don't sick things in mind.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying the crowd you run with and
the guys you run with, they've.
Speaker 3: Been known to eat things out of their pants, but
not on a first I mean.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it was like to break the ice. It was
just like we were just walking, you know, and chatting.
That's why I said I was making her laugh. Like
I told you I was honest. I said I was
making her laugh like it was just to like, you know,
because she wasn't like she wasn't you know, she wasn't
talking about so I was trying to break the ice.
Speaker 2: She was shocked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, go ahead, it's funny. I mean, like I mean,
I mean, my underwear is.
Speaker 1: Cleet, breathe.
Speaker 2: This is what I usually do.
Speaker 3: At the end of second date up day, we offer
to pay for a second date if you would like
to try again, is it would you like to go
out with Matt again?
Speaker 1: At all?
Speaker 7: Oh? Absolutely not.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: I didn't because of one one.
Speaker 4: I mean, because I bite apples, like come on, break do.
Speaker 7: The two apples, and they weren't in your underwear. They
weren't in the pants. It was the underwear.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you've such a prude.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want you guys to fight over this.
I mean, it was only one day or whatever. It's
just not you just didn't make a connection.
Speaker 2: I guess. I guess all right, Well, listen, Bri.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being honest with us and telling us
about the date. Matt, you, thank you for calling. I
hope you're you've got the answers that you were looking for. Yeah,
all right, Well, maybe just a little tad bit of
advice for myself in Savannah just on a first date,
to keep your hands out of your pants.
Speaker 2: Just they shouldn't go anywhere near to the very h Okay, I.
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