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Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you, guys, but if I could
Speaker 4: walk to the moon, would you do it?
Speaker 5: Walk to the moon? I think Michael Jackson already did that.
Speaker 5: He you know, he kind of made it famous. The
Speaker 5: moon walked.
Speaker 1: The moon was made a spare ribs. Thanks Harry, carry
Speaker 1: im glad you're here. Yeah, I would top it off
Speaker 1: with a nice cool one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. How long do you think that would take you?
Speaker 5: What do you think map quest would tell you? How
Speaker 5: long would it walk to the moon?
Speaker 1: Lifetime? Lifetime? Imagine?
Speaker 4: No, no, yeah, once you pull it up there check
Speaker 4: it out.
Speaker 3: Google.
Speaker 5: What are these guys burning through here?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: We're two hundred and eight, two hundred and eleven miles
Speaker 5: away from Earth going at eighteen thousand miles per hour.
Speaker 5: To get you pulled over that, you know what, They
Speaker 5: better have that charger or whatever to get you to
Speaker 5: pull over, or you better be a damn good Samaritan
Speaker 5: to be like, you know what, I'll pull over, it'll
Speaker 5: never catch me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll get a car with the wings.
Speaker 3: You can never catch me.
Speaker 5: Well, looks like that old thing I've been seeing on
Speaker 5: the TikTok lately. It's like you wanted pads with wings,
Speaker 5: so they bring the lady pads and then they bring
Speaker 5: like wingstop or buffalo wild wings.
Speaker 6: Ai says, walking to the Moon located roughly three hundred
Speaker 6: and eighty four or no, sorry, two hundred and three.
Speaker 1: We don't want to do kilometers. Yeah, nerd we're in America.
Speaker 6: Yeah, two hundred thirty eight thousand miles would take nine
Speaker 6: to ten years of non stop walking at a steady
Speaker 6: pace of three to four miles per hour, so not
Speaker 6: as long. So you're saying there's a chance you could.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you wanted to dedicate a decade of
Speaker 6: your life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, I mean what else do I got going on?
Speaker 1: Thanks, Steve.
Speaker 5: Well, there it is. We launched.
Speaker 4: We launched, well, we launched, all right, yeah, not launch,
Speaker 4: we launched.
Speaker 5: I had lunch too, though, if you what you have.
Speaker 5: I had a pasta salad that Jada made. Sounds good,
Speaker 5: cherry tomatoes in there, yeah, mozzarella and uh yeah, there
Speaker 5: some black olives in there if you'd like you and
Speaker 5: then you throw a little on top of that Italian dressing.
Speaker 5: It's it's really good. I two really big bowls of it.
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I was really full.
Speaker 5: I'm laid off now, so it was I didn't have else. Well,
Speaker 5: the work slowed down, and they said, Bruce, you're not
Speaker 5: that important.
Speaker 4: There's that it happened.
Speaker 5: Oh and then here's the here's the mc geffery and
Speaker 5: Bruce leg breaking down the launch. Well, they shot up
Speaker 5: in the air really high and really fast. Uh, nobody
Speaker 5: died except for the birds that were flying by. We
Speaker 5: got a couple of roasted chickens down there too, if
Speaker 5: you'd like to come on down.
Speaker 6: When they were talking about the food they're gonna eat
Speaker 6: up in space earlier, and they were showt like, I
Speaker 6: mean they got that stuff you just hold the and
Speaker 6: gross looking. She's like, here's like shrimp cocktail.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, what, yeah, right, must be nice.
Speaker 1: Use water?
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, taxpayer dollars at work, yeah, thank you, must
Speaker 6: be nice there.
Speaker 1: I am pasta. They get sripp cocktail up there.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm fine with the three Americans, but the
Speaker 5: Canadian no way stop. You're getting poutine syrup. Just maple syrup.
Speaker 1: It's your whole diet.
Speaker 5: She's like, that's all I need. Yeah, I'll tap a tree.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's any up here.
Speaker 4: I'll tap a tree.
Speaker 5: Like how the ones got the suit, so that must
Speaker 5: be the one from NASA, and then the other ladies
Speaker 5: over there in like a business suit matching blues, though
Speaker 5: very respectful, and a NASA computer too.
Speaker 1: It's not an Apple, it's not a Macintosh.
Speaker 3: This is NASA.
Speaker 5: This is NASA's NASA. It's one of my favorite bits
Speaker 5: on how I make your mother. I'm in NASA. That's
Speaker 5: secret NASA.
Speaker 4: Oh man, all right, should we start show? Okay, fine, America, America.
Speaker 4: I gotta find there. It is I like coach.
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Speaker 7: Scott's got on his barsness degrees, Dustin keeps the shore
Speaker 7: rolling on.
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Speaker 3: My name is Matt Jeffrey. To my e.
Speaker 4: Now, I won't go bed left. We'll start with you first.
Speaker 4: We'll start with you first. We welcome back to the
Speaker 4: show after being sick for a few weeks. It is
Speaker 4: none other than Bruce Laye. Thank you for coffing in
Speaker 4: your own Mike h appreciate that. And then we welcome
Speaker 4: back to the show for the third fourth time. Second time.
Speaker 4: Well way off.
Speaker 5: He's been here a couple of times filming other reasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I filmed one of them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so true, the third time, the second time behind
Speaker 6: a mike.
Speaker 3: All right, well there's that. All right.
Speaker 4: Is Charlie Yeager from Lakeland TV, Public TV, PBS Lakeland
Speaker 4: Sports Director. He's everything play by play for Joel Hoover
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 1: I've done a little play dabbled in the play by
Speaker 1: play as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Good. Yeah, we talked about that last week in Hoover
Speaker 4: was here and yeah, it's he's a good guy, a
Speaker 4: it's fun interesting to talk to.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, the put him in the box last week and
Speaker 4: you said you'd learned something from listening to show last
Speaker 4: week about.
Speaker 6: Yeah, about Tamarack, I didn't. I mean I was that
Speaker 6: question was asked and I was like, oh, eight eight
Speaker 6: stories tall and then they're like twelve and I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 6: all wrong.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 6: I did know the answer though, to the Mississippi question,
Speaker 6: how many states does it touch?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was sitting there like counting on.
Speaker 6: My fingers on Minnesota obviously in the Illinois because I
Speaker 6: knew because I know it it's the border between all
Speaker 6: the states there, and I knew that Kentucky and Mississippi.
Speaker 1: I spent a lot of time as a kid looking
Speaker 1: at maps.
Speaker 4: I nerd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am a little bit of geography.
Speaker 5: That was tough for me as well as Matt.
Speaker 4: No id, Okay, did you I wasn't that bad in geography?
Speaker 9: I did not know that.
Speaker 5: By the way, the one lady on here got the
Speaker 5: whitest teeth I've ever seen. Oh my god, the one
Speaker 5: lady on the left, she has like she must have
Speaker 5: some sort of treatment or they're fake.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They probably probably been years. Man.
Speaker 5: Those are like bright white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dipped in magic waters.
Speaker 5: Magic water.
Speaker 4: So I was wondering that. So if people don't know,
Speaker 4: we are watching the slash Artemists two. Yeah, we watched
Speaker 4: a launch because Charlie one of the watchers. The bad
Speaker 4: we got here, I'm getting nerd.
Speaker 1: It's also something America on the side, Nerd, we did?
Speaker 1: Is that true? Of My favorite quotes are tender.
Speaker 4: I love how we liked lived that part like that
Speaker 4: was even that was not in the script that.
Speaker 1: He just sees the thing says, you know, Neil Armstrong
Speaker 1: on the moon, just like you would. He's so excited.
Speaker 4: Way one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: I mean, you can we could talk like hours just
Speaker 5: about that movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Classic Classic.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to get our show stuff up on
Speaker 4: you know, all the other social.
Speaker 1: Media so everybody knows that we're.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were a lot, you know, I'm doing everybody.
Speaker 5: You guys, Okay, you watch like TV, like yeah, like
Speaker 5: with commercials and everything. Okay, Well, I.
Speaker 6: Mean I used to a lot of I do a
Speaker 6: lot of streaming now unless I'm on Amazon because now
Speaker 6: they force you to watch commercially.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like my son's just skip the ads and like
Speaker 5: it's not like I could I have regular kid in television.
Speaker 5: But I was watching one today for Miural Acts and
Speaker 5: he's like looking at the bottle and his wife's like, no, honey,
Speaker 5: and then it's like it has with water or whatever,
Speaker 5: and it's like and then he goes and he points
Speaker 5: at the mirror and he's like, you know, basically like
Speaker 5: let's do this. Like you don't think you're gonna crap
Speaker 5: your brains out?
Speaker 1: You know how that works?
Speaker 6: Right, If you're gonna take a me relax, you better
Speaker 6: just stay at home, right, It's that's a stay at
Speaker 6: home day.
Speaker 5: Do you think you just pointing at himself like we're
Speaker 5: in for a day. Buddy, that's more likely just all
Speaker 5: those commercials like it, all those like any of those
Speaker 5: medical commercials. It's like the weirdest thing in the commercials,
Speaker 5: like it doesn't really have anything to do with them.
Speaker 5: It's just about it. And it's like, you know, some
Speaker 5: guys walking around having a good day. It's like, oh
Speaker 5: you can, you can have a good day with this
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 6: You saw with the Brewers. The Brewers did on their
Speaker 6: on their radio broadcast. Is anytime the opposing team changes pictures,
Speaker 6: that's brought to you by like adult diapers, and they say,
Speaker 6: they say, when you have control problems, you know, use whatever.
Speaker 6: And right now the you know such and such teams
Speaker 6: got control problems, so they're going to the bullpen.
Speaker 5: That's great, even though I hate them, but that's good.
Speaker 5: That's good television.
Speaker 4: Man, that's fine. I was trying to find another button
Speaker 4: to use for that, but it works. Which one I
Speaker 4: don't know I was gonna I was gonna probably play
Speaker 4: this one. It's a woman in your room, Its crappy problem, Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's her, or this one, I like, we don't use
Speaker 4: this one a lot scam.
Speaker 3: Probably buying those depends.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's that's a conversation. You have to have yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just a solid He just points at himself and I'm like,
Speaker 5: really bad.
Speaker 1: It's that meme that's like, you get in there.
Speaker 4: You gotta get in here, deep boy, get the job done.
Speaker 3: Anyways, all right? Should we should pay some bills?
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Speaker 1: I used to go to rodeo.
Speaker 6: Living in California, like I lived out where there were
Speaker 6: a lot of rodeos. Really, oh yeah, we go, we
Speaker 6: do the like for some reason, Chino Hills over that
Speaker 6: area is called like Horsetown, USA. I didn't know that
Speaker 6: they've they've got horse trails all over town. In fact,
Speaker 6: like the downtown area has like right next to the
Speaker 6: the sidewalk are horse trails and there's the bars all
Speaker 6: have hitching posts. Yeah, interesting for your horses. So you
Speaker 6: can go to the bar and there, you know, they
Speaker 6: all do live music. And at the top of kind
Speaker 6: of because it's on a grade, so it's like on
Speaker 6: a hill downtown at the very top.
Speaker 1: Is the rodeo ring. So got there. But we used
Speaker 1: to go to that.
Speaker 6: We used to go to Beaumont had a rodeo out
Speaker 6: by where id nobody knows where Bowmont is KaiA. But
Speaker 6: Sam Bernardino did the Sheriff's rodeo every year I was
Speaker 6: when I was working at boot Barn, we'd always get
Speaker 6: free tickets to all those.
Speaker 1: Yea, we go to watch them.
Speaker 6: It's fun watching guys try to ride bulls and try
Speaker 6: to rope things and would you.
Speaker 5: Try No, no way, man, there's no chance at help.
Speaker 1: No, I mean the guys that don't even wear helmets,
Speaker 1: Like that's insane. Yeah, you're crazy.
Speaker 6: I'm just I'm like, no, it'd be cool to be
Speaker 6: one of the guys that after they fall off that
Speaker 6: that ropes the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be talented enough to be so they have
Speaker 4: a guy who guides it, and you have a guy
Speaker 4: who obviously who jumps off.
Speaker 5: Your Saturday nights man.
Speaker 3: No, I know you're right, hear me out.
Speaker 4: You know there's the guy who takes all the glory
Speaker 4: of course, the guy who you know ropes it. But
Speaker 4: like the guy, there's a guy and needs a steer
Speaker 4: the fucker and make sure he's in the right direction.
Speaker 1: The right spot.
Speaker 6: I always, I always feel bad for the for the
Speaker 6: cows when they're doing the rope and they grab him
Speaker 6: my legs and then it just yanks it.
Speaker 1: It's like what's going on?
Speaker 6: He wrapped up and it's like what's going And then
Speaker 6: they let it go and it's like, uh, just happened.
Speaker 6: He goes runs back on the Penny's like you'll never
Speaker 6: believe what just happened?
Speaker 5: To go out there talking to his buddies. Then the
Speaker 5: next word goes like he's not gonna like it, he's
Speaker 5: not gonna watch it, and then one of them wins.
Speaker 1: He actually doesn't get tied.
Speaker 3: My one of my favorites is like just count you
Speaker 3: said one just.
Speaker 4: It's going headstrong, just going to the world, get turned
Speaker 4: upside down.
Speaker 3: That's one of my favorite ones.
Speaker 1: Like barrel racing to barrel racing, female barrel racings.
Speaker 6: I mean it's it's it's fast and they got their
Speaker 6: hair flying in the wind and like trying to stay
Speaker 6: tight to those barrels and get in and get out.
Speaker 1: They just fly into the arena and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is awesome.
Speaker 4: And smoke shows I knew that's what was.
Speaker 5: He had no idea what hair in the way, And
Speaker 5: he's like, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: It was fun working at Bootbar and drag rodeo season
Speaker 6: because I would you knew it was rodeo season too,
Speaker 6: because all of the all the riders and all of
Speaker 6: the people that were up for like Rodeo Queen would
Speaker 6: come in and I would help shape their hats.
Speaker 1: So like I was doing hat shaping and.
Speaker 5: What haven't you done?
Speaker 6: There's a lot of things I still haven't done, But
Speaker 6: that was one of the things that was I used
Speaker 6: to shape the hat so like you know, you'd get
Speaker 6: the corners perfect and stuff.
Speaker 1: How do you do that all that?
Speaker 6: So we had you can do it a lot of
Speaker 6: different ways, but we had an actual like steamer with
Speaker 6: like a foot pedal and then it would you have
Speaker 6: the cone and then it would billow out steam and
Speaker 6: so you steam. You kind of get a good steam
Speaker 6: on the hat. So a lot of it's pliable. But
Speaker 6: then if you wanted a certain place that you wanted
Speaker 6: to really move the hat, you would steam it really
Speaker 6: heavy in that spot and then you could you could
Speaker 6: move it because the hat's just the felt. Hats are
Speaker 6: made out of felt as you know, rabbit hair and
Speaker 6: and the belly hair and stuff like that. And then
Speaker 6: you get the higher the X is like more beaver
Speaker 6: felt that's on it, which.
Speaker 1: Is a lot softer.
Speaker 3: I think that one is a.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So you have like they called they rate them by xes,
Speaker 6: so like the cheap ones you could get they are
Speaker 6: like sixty seventy bucks or like three X and they're
Speaker 6: mostly wool. It's it's not a lot of beaver fucking
Speaker 6: hot and they're super hot and they're not. But like
Speaker 6: you can you know, they could throw around in the
Speaker 6: dirt and you're not gonna really care about it. Then
Speaker 6: you get like twenty x, thirty x, forty X, and
Speaker 6: the higher they go up and you get like some
Speaker 6: that are a hundred X and those cost you a
Speaker 6: couple thousand dollars. Yeah, those are nice, they're really nice.
Speaker 6: But there's and they're super soft too. But what happens
Speaker 6: is is is when when you heat it up, because
Speaker 6: it is compressed felt, it loosens the fibers, which allows
Speaker 6: you to move it. And then as it cools off,
Speaker 6: they tighten back up again, so you get it into shape.
Speaker 6: You just have to be careful when you're doing it
Speaker 6: because the more you steam it, the more you kind
Speaker 6: of you loosen things up, so like you start to
Speaker 6: stretch every parts of the hat, and so if you
Speaker 6: do too much, you can stretch it to a point
Speaker 6: where like you can't really get it back to some shape.
Speaker 6: So you just have to be careful.
Speaker 5: I what was that, Like, what was the most expensive
Speaker 5: hat that you had to shape?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: I had one that was a couple thousand dollars. Damn
Speaker 6: it was one hundred X and it was like twenty
Speaker 6: years old. It was like an original, one of those
Speaker 6: original stetsons. But I felt comfortable at that point doing it.
Speaker 6: And most of it's like just little things. And here's
Speaker 6: the thing is, like the higher the X, you don't
Speaker 6: worry as much, especially like black hats because they don't
Speaker 6: get very dirty and they're easier to clean.
Speaker 1: The white hats.
Speaker 6: You gotta be real, you know, a powdered hat you
Speaker 6: gotta be really careful with because when you're working with it,
Speaker 6: every time you touch it, you're getting it dirty. So
Speaker 6: you have to, you know, you want to try to
Speaker 6: keep that silver bellies which are kind of like the
Speaker 6: brownish ones which are what a lot of people wear.
Speaker 6: Because it can get a little dirty, you don't worry
Speaker 6: about it as much, and it goes kind of with
Speaker 6: everything those That was the one that I was working on,
Speaker 6: and it was it was a pretty nice, pretty nice hat,
Speaker 6: but he didn't want too much done with it. But
Speaker 6: it you know, it's just simple once you've done it
Speaker 6: a lot of times, like it's really not that hard,
Speaker 6: but it's you know, having the tools to learn how
Speaker 6: to do it right, doing it a bunch and so
Speaker 6: like I had my own hats and I would just
Speaker 6: bring them in on you know after I get.
Speaker 1: Off work for a half hour.
Speaker 5: That's how you learned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you learn.
Speaker 6: You just you do it and then you just trust
Speaker 6: yourself and then eventually you know, we weren't supposed to
Speaker 6: take tips, but those guys would always tip me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, always, you know, shit in my pocket because.
Speaker 6: Sure, I mean, I'm doing extra work that I'm not
Speaker 6: getting paid extra for, right, and it's something that not
Speaker 6: everybody at the store could do.
Speaker 5: So do you have that on your resume? Like when
Speaker 5: you went to Lakeland?
Speaker 4: You like, oh, you.
Speaker 1: Deleted that of.
Speaker 6: Most everything I did in my past other than coaching
Speaker 6: football guy, and even that gets you know that now
Speaker 6: is just like under under other other things that you know,
Speaker 6: other experiences.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't list your whole I do throw out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have in my cover letter. I've got like
Speaker 6: I throw in there. You know, Oh I managed at
Speaker 6: ups and oh I was.
Speaker 5: You should bring that up on one of the shows though.
Speaker 5: You should bring a hat in. That'd be a cool
Speaker 5: Lakeland experience, right, Oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bringing my well I wear bullot ties sometimes on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I see that. Yeah, So you Philip Rivers,
Speaker 5: how many kids you got up there with him. I
Speaker 5: just thought, once you wore a bullet tie, you have
Speaker 5: like ten kids. I just thought it was like, that's
Speaker 5: how much wi.
Speaker 6: It's not that you have to have, it's that you
Speaker 6: wear the bolo tie, and that's how you get the
Speaker 6: get the khakis, then you get the bull and just
Speaker 6: gokind knock them off. You're like, no, you're you're your
Speaker 6: rope get away. It's I wore a bulo tie for
Speaker 6: a wedding one time. A bunch of compliments, you know,
Speaker 6: all the I really like your bolo tie.
Speaker 1: Oh I like you. I like you to get up there.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, thanks my boots and my bolo time a little cowboysh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for a story.
Speaker 2: Mark.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I got my horse out back.
Speaker 6: You want to go see it right right at home,
Speaker 6: right off into the sunset morning.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, should have been still make it to Cheyenne.
Speaker 1: I could. Yeah, I love to make it to Cheyenne.
Speaker 5: That'd be sweet.
Speaker 6: My cousin works as a sports writer in Cheyenne, so
Speaker 6: he covers the rodeo there.
Speaker 4: It's a really big I'm sure it is.
Speaker 1: It's a it's he loves doing that.
Speaker 4: It's it's like it's like their version of the Minnesota
Speaker 4: State Hockey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like, that's like the that's like the biggest
Speaker 5: thing that is that, like the Rodeo.
Speaker 6: Super Stage, Coach Days or something like that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: it's no NFR in Vegas is okay, Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 6: be And and that's a lot of fun too at
Speaker 6: Thomas and Mack. And they've got you know, country artists
Speaker 6: all over the place singing free concerts, and they've got
Speaker 6: Cowboy Christmas the Convention Center and it's just this big,
Speaker 6: huge thing filled with a bunch of booths and people
Speaker 6: selling boots and hats and all that kind of stuff
Speaker 6: and just there cowboys descend there on uh On Vegas.
Speaker 6: So it's a good time of year. Vegas, Vegas, Vegas
Speaker 6: and December.
Speaker 5: We got somebody that knows a little bit about it.
Speaker 6: I used to live as far from Vegas as we
Speaker 6: do from Minneapolis.
Speaker 5: So when you live that close, how often did you
Speaker 5: make it there?
Speaker 1: Lot? There was a time where.
Speaker 6: It was like you could probably at least there was
Speaker 6: a time like right out of college, probably for the
Speaker 6: first couple of years, you'd get eight buddies and you'd
Speaker 6: all share it roll for you could, we'd go for
Speaker 6: just a night. You go during the n cua A
Speaker 6: tournament the first weekend, O jealous and you.
Speaker 4: Just can't be serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't call me shortly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So you do that and it's it's you know,
Speaker 6: three hours out and you get a room for the
Speaker 6: night and then uh or sometimes you do two nights.
Speaker 5: And weekend you take. You should do that with like work,
Speaker 5: I take pt O and take Thursday and Friday off
Speaker 5: the first night the first week of n c double A.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, Thursday night is that's like you think, like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 6: we want to go out Thursday, but like that, that's
Speaker 6: that extra day that's like it's just.
Speaker 1: A little too long. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Friday you get off work and you head out, and
Speaker 6: then Saturday. You throw a bunch of bets down on
Speaker 6: games on Saturday in the round of thirty two because
Speaker 6: there's so many games, so you can five game parlays
Speaker 6: and it'll be done in two hours.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's quick and if you start losing, you just
Speaker 6: start betting on other days. I try to hedge my best,
Speaker 6: your hedge my bets. Yeah, well you kind of let
Speaker 6: me down. So let's go see what Michigan State can do. Yeah,
Speaker 6: so but no, well, I was just saying, yeah, he
Speaker 6: was just throwing I was thrown out now, Yeah, jeez, man,
Speaker 6: try to keep it home.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm trying to know.
Speaker 5: You're good, You're We've lost them already, the.
Speaker 3: Buttons right now, I'm listening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but we'd probably go There was a time where
Speaker 6: we were going like once a month maybe, right. But
Speaker 6: she you just gotta be You just have to be
Speaker 6: careful with like I would.
Speaker 1: The cars you pick up on the street.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you get a lot of we bring a lot
Speaker 6: of those back, and you'd end up throwing them all
Speaker 6: over somebody's room.
Speaker 1: Whatever exactly did that? You hide them places? Somebody hit
Speaker 1: him in my in my I drove a van at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 6: I had my sweet brown Sienna, you know, shock, Yeah,
Speaker 6: and they hit them up in my uh, in my
Speaker 6: son visor and I didn't know they were up that
Speaker 6: they'd hit them other places too.
Speaker 1: I thought I got them all in the car. Never did.
Speaker 6: I was home for the weekend and my mom's sitting
Speaker 6: in the in the passenger seat and she flips the.
Speaker 1: Thing down this car, Oh god, no, falling all.
Speaker 6: Over the place, and she gets what like she's she's cool,
Speaker 6: like she knows what they're they are, she's been in
Speaker 6: the biggest.
Speaker 5: Still a little bit of a weird thing like my buddy's.
Speaker 1: Put the she's like, she's like, is from your Vegas trip?
Speaker 2: I go?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was, Yes.
Speaker 5: I didn't call any of them.
Speaker 6: Allegedly, no, but no, we'd go. There was a time
Speaker 6: we go once a month. Then it turned to like
Speaker 6: once every four months, and its luster well and two.
Speaker 6: The other thing like is we would go because George
Speaker 6: Straight would play there once every like four months, so
Speaker 6: it'd be like, oh, we'll go, we will see George Straight.
Speaker 6: And you could buy ticket like last minute super cheap tickets,
Speaker 6: you know, thirty two bucks. Do you find a room
Speaker 6: for super cheap at one of the hotels. Yeah, So
Speaker 6: there was that, and then that'd probably be like the.
Speaker 5: Only thing that like I don't would like about living
Speaker 5: like in a concrete jungle or somewhere around someplace like
Speaker 5: that where it's like I'm not that far away, like
Speaker 5: you know, for me to go even see like a
Speaker 5: you know, Vikings game, it's like that's like a planned
Speaker 5: weekend where it's like, all right, we gotta you know,
Speaker 5: get a hotel and do all this and that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean then I guess, and it's not terribly farther.
Speaker 5: Like you said, four hours for us, it's like three
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 6: But the problem was, or the problem is now, is
Speaker 6: that Vegas has gotten so expensive. When I we were
Speaker 6: going five dollars black jack tables, five dollars craps tables,
Speaker 6: and you could and you could sit at a craps
Speaker 6: table all night with one hundred dollar bill and you know,
Speaker 6: the game kind of goes slow, and you I really
Speaker 6: like craps. So you just sit there and you play
Speaker 6: the pass line and I and you, you know, guys
Speaker 6: throwing dice and everybody's having a good time. And you
Speaker 6: walk away with you know, you only made twenty dollars,
Speaker 6: but you got a bunch of free d you're entertained,
Speaker 6: and it was great. But now you can't do that,
Speaker 6: Like you go on, it's gonna be twenty five dollars
Speaker 6: tables everywhere. It's like, you know, one hundred dollars to
Speaker 6: get you four hands and three bats and you're done.
Speaker 6: You're done, yea guns like you feel bad about it
Speaker 6: and you then go So luckily I'm not in that
Speaker 6: stage of my life anymore. So I'm not worried about
Speaker 6: wasting my money and on the strip.
Speaker 5: But coworker went to uh he was in Winnipeg and
Speaker 5: they had like a casino there and he bet on
Speaker 5: the rulette table and he got the number, the number
Speaker 5: and the color and I was like, how much you bet?
Speaker 5: He was like ten bucks one. I'm like two hundred
Speaker 5: or three hundred bucks. I would walk away. Yeah, Like
Speaker 5: holy He's like I played it down. So like I was,
Speaker 5: you know whatever. I was like, you got the number.
Speaker 5: I don't even know that was possible.
Speaker 1: It's lack one of those things you play.
Speaker 4: You play both.
Speaker 6: There's there's a method of playing roulette that I just
Speaker 6: don't care about. Got to read the felt well it's
Speaker 6: I mean, that's why I prefer craps because one, it's fun.
Speaker 6: Guys are rolling dice and there's a lot of stuff
Speaker 6: going on in between, and you can play different places.
Speaker 6: You can put money out on the table and like
Speaker 6: you can you if if you're smart enough, you I mean,
Speaker 6: you could rake in a bunch of money.
Speaker 1: You just you.
Speaker 6: You need to rake in a bunch of money before
Speaker 6: somebody craps out, because then all the money that you
Speaker 6: got on the table's gone. But if you, you know,
Speaker 6: if they're able to, if you got someone that's rolling
Speaker 6: dice and they're not you know, seven out or you know,
Speaker 6: not crapping out or whatever, then I mean you're golden.
Speaker 5: I've never understood the rules to that game. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: is a little uh you said like roll past the
Speaker 5: line is that it's past.
Speaker 6: So I mean essentially the quick version of it is
Speaker 6: is the first time that somebody rolls the dice, a
Speaker 6: seven or eleven is an automatic winner.
Speaker 4: A one.
Speaker 6: Or a twelve, One, two or twelve is an automatic
Speaker 6: Oh you can't do one, I guess, so I think
Speaker 6: it's two, two, three or twelve is an automatic loss.
Speaker 6: So everything in between and then everything in between what
Speaker 6: happens is you is that becomes the point. So that's
Speaker 6: the initial role that first roll seven or eleven winner,
Speaker 6: two three or twelve.
Speaker 1: You lose.
Speaker 6: If you when you do the initial roll out, you
Speaker 6: can put the the your your money on a pass
Speaker 6: or don't pass line. Everybody plays the pass because you
Speaker 6: play it. Don't pass your jackass, you're well. The don't
Speaker 6: pass is basically you're betting on the losing numbers and
Speaker 6: like seven is the most common number that you can roll, right,
Speaker 6: So like the odds of rolling a seven or eleven
Speaker 6: are actually pretty good. But once you get past that
Speaker 6: initial roll, everybody paying on the pass line. What happens
Speaker 6: is they say, is like, so if you rolled an
Speaker 6: eight on the first roll, so now the only number
Speaker 6: that the seven, is no longer a winner. It's a loser.
Speaker 6: It's a losing number. So like if they the next
Speaker 6: time they will seven, that's a progressive Yeah. So now
Speaker 6: any number, any other number doesn't doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1: They just roll.
Speaker 6: It's like it rolls a three, okay, nothing, nothing happens
Speaker 6: to your money. Now that's where you get all these
Speaker 6: other things that are on the table. Right, you can
Speaker 6: bet uh six the hard way, so you can bet
Speaker 6: that the next roll is going to be a three,
Speaker 6: three and three. Right, You could also bet a six,
Speaker 6: and you could put money on the six. And so
Speaker 6: anytime every time that a six is rolled, you win.
Speaker 6: You win money for a six.
Speaker 1: So it's for.
Speaker 5: Everybody else around the table, not just the roller.
Speaker 6: Yeah, not just the roller. And as long as they
Speaker 6: don't roll a seven, all your money still sits on
Speaker 6: the table. Now, if the point we said they rolled
Speaker 6: an initial eight. If they roll the eight again, everybody
Speaker 6: on the pass line double up. They win their money back, right,
Speaker 6: And so you can decide what you want to do
Speaker 6: the next time. So you say, okay, well I want
Speaker 6: to play the pass line again. Then you do a
Speaker 6: new come out roll. You can leave your what they
Speaker 6: call it a come out roll, Yeah, finish and so
Speaker 6: and so then you start again. So the next time
Speaker 6: you do the comeout roll could be you could roll four.
Speaker 6: And so now it's like, okay, so for's the point,
Speaker 6: and you you don't want to put money on the
Speaker 6: four thing, but you might put it on the five,
Speaker 6: the sixty eight, and then you know that uh, seven
Speaker 6: is a loser and four is a winner. And then
Speaker 6: they also have field bets and all these other kind.
Speaker 1: Of that's crazy.
Speaker 5: I was kind of wondered why everybody was around the table,
Speaker 5: so I didn't really know it. I just thought, you know,
Speaker 5: like snake eyes your f you know, and then seven
Speaker 5: winner or whatever.
Speaker 6: And then when you when you crap out, if whoever
Speaker 6: craps out, whoever's rolling, they crap out, the next person
Speaker 6: next to them gets to roll the dice and they
Speaker 6: can pass. They could say I don't want to roll,
Speaker 6: and then the next personal roll. But when you get
Speaker 6: to roll, that's fun too because you get to stand.
Speaker 6: They put five dice in front of you and you
Speaker 6: pick the two that you want, and people have like
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a like.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah, I'm gonna try that the next time. I
Speaker 5: because I never understood it, so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's it's fun.
Speaker 6: You can find you can find like online like fake
Speaker 6: like right craps, and that's what I did the first
Speaker 6: time is I just played a little bit on there
Speaker 6: just to see figure it out, figure it out, and
Speaker 6: then once I did, like I was totally into it.
Speaker 6: But you do need to bring like a decent chunk
Speaker 6: of change because like to start with like bankroll yourself.
Speaker 6: So like the first time you play, you'll just play
Speaker 6: like the pass line and you'll kind of win, and
Speaker 6: like it's nice because the roles it takes so long,
Speaker 6: Like you're not losing money like that that it's not
Speaker 6: going super like a like sat machine or machine you're
Speaker 6: losing it fast or blackjack if it's just you at
Speaker 6: the table, like you could lose pretty quick. This takes
Speaker 6: a little bit longer because there's time in between the
Speaker 6: roles and they're handing out all this money and they're moving,
Speaker 6: things are exchanging, so you have time to make Yeah,
Speaker 6: you know, like I said, you get a couple of
Speaker 6: free drinks in there and stuff like that. Well, you know,
Speaker 6: you can play for five hours on one hundred bucks
Speaker 6: if you're doing it right, if it's a cheap table,
Speaker 6: if you're playing twenty five dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, like you said, that's pretty much gone now
Speaker 5: or there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when we play five dollars a hand, you bring
Speaker 6: one hundred dollars and it's like you can play there
Speaker 6: for a you can play a long time and not
Speaker 6: like lose.
Speaker 1: Your ass already.
Speaker 4: Well, anyway, that was our ads.
Speaker 1: That's the probably bring me on.
Speaker 5: We can't get I don't say we gotta get gambling
Speaker 5: with Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie.
Speaker 3: Uh So I want to pull this real quick.
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Speaker 3: So we have.
Speaker 4: Our guest for next week already confirmed.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you were going with the other.
Speaker 3: One, which one? Oh, the battle moments, the bob.
Speaker 4: Thing, the bob.
Speaker 1: Thing, the person that had deceased.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it isn't getting well. Okay, we can all
Speaker 4: talk about that later too, But do you have confirmation
Speaker 4: that our guest for this week or next week?
Speaker 3: Storry, you're here, Charlie for next.
Speaker 4: Week is gonna be Chelsea former Beavers uh head coach.
Speaker 4: Yeah Stoneberg. She's always developed, always a nos as forever,
Speaker 4: but she'll be here. She's been on the show a
Speaker 4: couple of times in the past, so it'd be awesome
Speaker 4: to see her again.
Speaker 3: And she can drink beer nice, so I'm looking forward
Speaker 3: to that.
Speaker 1: There you go and get a real deep dive. Now
Speaker 1: she's not really in there, you know, Yeah, ins and out.
Speaker 1: She's still the women's advisor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's still like she.
Speaker 6: Still works at the university, so there's still keeping keeping
Speaker 6: the mouth shut. I know how it goes.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's our We'll have her on the show
Speaker 4: next week, so I'm looking forward to have her, former
Speaker 4: women's head coach for the Beavers, will be here.
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Speaker 4: All right, First one, since we have a man who
Speaker 4: runs you say, runs Lakeland basically does everything, Charlie, you
Speaker 4: know a lot of stuff going around into town for
Speaker 4: local sports.
Speaker 3: What's happening locally right now?
Speaker 6: Well, the biggest news of today is Themidge High School
Speaker 6: boys soccer head coach Rick Toward as he has stepped
Speaker 6: down as the head coach. He got a teaching opportunity
Speaker 6: in Erguay, Orry Yeah would.
Speaker 1: You say it? Or yeah close enough good enough for
Speaker 1: me in South America.
Speaker 4: I'll see you later.
Speaker 6: So I hear they like soccer down there, so yeah
Speaker 6: he will, he will. He will fit in as far
Speaker 6: as that's concerned. But he's got a teaching opportunity down there.
Speaker 6: I haven't even had a chance to talk to him
Speaker 6: about it. What what it all entails. I didn't even
Speaker 6: know he spoke Spanish. Maybe he doesn't.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. He's really going to be on
Speaker 1: a learning curve. It's going to be.
Speaker 5: I suppose soccer is a universal language if you're down there,
Speaker 5: but the old, the old teaching aspect might be a
Speaker 5: little difficult English. I suppose there you go, I know,
Speaker 5: but either way, I know that's a big loss. He's
Speaker 5: been the head coach for thirty one years, he's been
Speaker 5: with the program for thirty three and so, and he's
Speaker 5: just been a big part of the communities at all.
Speaker 6: The basketball games. Says, you know, talk to him every
Speaker 6: time I go to a sporting event, and so I
Speaker 6: know that he's going to be He is going to
Speaker 6: be missed, for sure. Kristen mcray was saying the same
Speaker 6: thing that this is. You know, a lot of coaches
Speaker 6: come and go, but this is a this is a
Speaker 6: big one. And I don't know. He may maybe he's
Speaker 6: only there for a year or two years, or I
Speaker 6: mean he's gonna retire down there. I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 6: it's right, I don't know what the beaches are like.
Speaker 1: Yea, it's probably pretty good.
Speaker 6: I know it's tropical. I know it doesn't snow unless
Speaker 6: you're in the andes therenow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when I see like one state runner up for
Speaker 5: like section titles or something like that, I was kind
Speaker 5: of reading.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they just most recently they won, not this past season,
Speaker 6: but two thousand and four they won the section title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they beat Buffalo in that one. Yeah, their runner up.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you ever it made ESPN their
Speaker 6: their their runner up finish because they're that game went
Speaker 6: to overtime. It was zero zero, and it was the
Speaker 6: game where off of the kickoff, the kid just punched
Speaker 6: it down the field and it was perfect right between
Speaker 6: the goalie and the goal like the kids like so
Speaker 6: immediately right off the kickoff, he just kicked it.
Speaker 5: Down the field and it went just that perfect shot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that one where like you're not really expecting it,
Speaker 6: And yeah, it made ESPN because it was one of
Speaker 6: those that was like holy cow. But yeah, that was
Speaker 6: one that also you're just like, even if you ask
Speaker 6: who about it, I've heard his version of the story.
Speaker 6: He was he hadn't even come back from break yet,
Speaker 6: like he was getting he was putting his head's head on,
Speaker 6: getting ready to go, and it happened, and he was.
Speaker 3: That would be audio one.
Speaker 5: That's that's the Steve Carell.
Speaker 1: Oh god, no. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's almost like you wait for it and you just
Speaker 6: pretend like it didn't happen, and then you start yelling.
Speaker 5: And then even the winning team is just like for
Speaker 5: a second, like did that actually go in?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. That was a bummer for them.
Speaker 6: But either way, he's he's been a phenomenal coach and
Speaker 6: phenomenal like just done a great job just making young men.
Speaker 1: I was twelve years old when he started that job. Damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's nuts.
Speaker 1: I could have been on one of his team if
Speaker 1: I was a good soccer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that that would have been a good one.
Speaker 1: Able to run more than like ninety feet Wait wait,
Speaker 1: wait a second, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: Other things helping Yeah, yeah, other things.
Speaker 5: Dedication, You'll probably been a good one.
Speaker 1: Wanting to run, wanting to do anything else. That would
Speaker 1: have been great. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's been a lot of there's been a lot
Speaker 6: of coaching changes. I mean, the women's track and field
Speaker 6: coach for for BSU, Mike Lynch. She also stepped down obviously.
Speaker 6: Chelsea Stoltenberg, who he's going to be on next week.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she stepped away. And then Mike Johnson who just
Speaker 6: took the Bamidgi girls too, yeah to the state tournament,
Speaker 6: won them a section title first time since two thousand
Speaker 6: and seven. He's he is retired from coaching as well.
Speaker 5: That's just a walk off, like all right, I got
Speaker 5: that section title, like I'm done.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it's one of those things, like he's also
Speaker 6: his he's starting to get grandkids. Now we'll spend more
Speaker 6: time with them. And I mean, coaching is a is
Speaker 6: a big commitment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a huge commitment.
Speaker 4: It takes up whatever season you're in, and if you
Speaker 4: work in a full time job and then yeah, coaching
Speaker 4: it's like well so sorry family.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's certainly a lot, and especially if you're
Speaker 6: in Bmidgie because there's a lot of travel that's involved
Speaker 6: and people don't realize like the behind the scenes like
Speaker 6: trying to find teams to play and trying to get
Speaker 6: all that like that stuff is tough too, and there's
Speaker 6: a whole bunch of other things that go into it.
Speaker 6: So I understand, you know, it's kind of time for
Speaker 6: people to walk away and then Schultz, Darren Schultz, the
Speaker 6: girls basketball coach, also stepping really retired, so he's walking away.
Speaker 6: They wanted he lost his mother in December and she
Speaker 6: was in Iowa and they were down there for that
Speaker 6: and so you know, it was it was a really
Speaker 6: really big deal and they want to move back closer
Speaker 6: to family. Him and his wife are from that area,
Speaker 6: and so they decided it was time for them to
Speaker 6: move out of the Midgee.
Speaker 4: And I would like Soldier. I played at Schultzy and softball. Yeah, talker,
Speaker 4: he doesn't should talk about for basketball when when I
Speaker 4: interview him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well man, he's on softball field.
Speaker 5: A little bit different, that's a little bit different.
Speaker 4: Place to be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he should Division two Slope Somn's League versus you know,
Speaker 5: the team.
Speaker 3: Division three at that time.
Speaker 5: Division either which either which way, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: It's a little different platform to be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was giving you the business versus giving you
Speaker 5: the business.
Speaker 1: So certainly a lot of coaching changes.
Speaker 6: That's that seems to be like the the big thing
Speaker 6: going on.
Speaker 1: But obviously a.
Speaker 5: Lot of opportunity for other people to step up, and the.
Speaker 6: Spring sports just keep getting pushed back. They were all
Speaker 6: the b s U stuff was supposed to open up
Speaker 6: this weekend and they got down the road again.
Speaker 4: Oh what's happening right now? It's actually literally snowing right now.
Speaker 1: It's big snowflakes. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's right out to look like it's sticking,
Speaker 4: which is really good. But to see a model today,
Speaker 4: that's going to be three to.
Speaker 5: Our beer belly sports weather analysts here, Matt Jeffrey's take.
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Speaker 4: six inches of snow or later on tonight and into tomorrow.
Speaker 4: So a pickup line he uses works every time alone,
Speaker 4: works every tag, every tag. Yeah, there's we're gonna get
Speaker 4: three to six inches of snow. It looks like it
Speaker 4: as of now, it's not really staying on the ground,
Speaker 4: So that's good. I mean that means the ground is
Speaker 4: thought out, So that's gonna be nice. Tomorrow may suck
Speaker 4: to drive, but if you have to go somewhere farm,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You should be it. You should have been a meteorologist.
Speaker 4: I'm done pretty good at just guessing.
Speaker 5: My favorite is every time he does it's like the
Speaker 5: Tom Shamansky when he'd be on the radio, you could
Speaker 5: tell that he was just outside wherever he was at.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got some ring going all right out the window.
Speaker 1: It's at the golf club.
Speaker 4: Just phoning Inye. Never done that, all right? Uh on
Speaker 4: the next one, beer opening button there it is.
Speaker 3: So the next one.
Speaker 1: Is this is why we're in the state of hockey
Speaker 1: deer buds. It's time to talk about you mean.
Speaker 4: He showed a while Well, how we do it on
Speaker 4: the Minnesota while there Birsi.
Speaker 5: Well, they in their last ten, they are a four
Speaker 5: to five and one. They fell down to before we
Speaker 5: were like if we were like second or third in
Speaker 5: the league. Now the Eastern Conference has picked it back up.
Speaker 5: Buffalo is at one hundred points, Tampa Bay is at
Speaker 5: ninety eight and stuff like that. So that doesn't really
Speaker 5: matter for us.
Speaker 4: But what a month left?
Speaker 5: No, there's like seven games left?
Speaker 3: Oh way off?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Joe, we're at we're at what the hell is it?
Speaker 5: Seventy five games? We have seventy four I'm sorry? And
Speaker 5: uh yeah, So actually now Dallas has actually a game
Speaker 5: on us now, but we're six points behind them with
Speaker 5: seven to go. That's we'll take a miracle. So that's
Speaker 5: basically who we're facing because Dallas.
Speaker 3: And we did not want to face Dallas.
Speaker 5: Well, no matter what, we were gonna face Colorado or Dallas.
Speaker 1: It's all that the.
Speaker 5: NHL playoffs has it now they have the second and
Speaker 5: third from each division because they want to create these rivalries.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid because if you, I mean.
Speaker 5: If they would have fail, well you would have gotten
Speaker 5: down to let's see, uh the wild Cards Utah right now,
Speaker 5: and they're at eighty two points. So I mean we
Speaker 5: can't even fall down that far. I mean it would
Speaker 5: take a colossus.
Speaker 6: Every single team in the Pacific Division one through three
Speaker 6: are all worse, are all worse than Minnesota. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: and Vegas is tied with the Mammoth at eighty two points.
Speaker 3: So like in the did Vegas has fire the coach too?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They hired Towrts welcome back towards. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So I don't know. It's just I hate that playoff setup.
Speaker 5: It's like you should just be one through eight. That's
Speaker 5: the way it should be. But yeah, four five and
Speaker 5: one that hasn't been real great lately. Ever since all
Speaker 5: the trades and stuff. My boy Walstead hasn't been super
Speaker 5: great either.
Speaker 4: Yeah, kind of failing out there wall.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tear down the wall. But I don't know. I
Speaker 5: was watched their you know, their powerplay seems better than
Speaker 5: it was last year, and their special teams. You know,
Speaker 5: they have more short handed goals I've seen this year
Speaker 5: than I have. I don't have any stats to back
Speaker 5: that up. That's just me watching the game. I like
Speaker 5: Bobby Brink. I think that trade was good for us.
Speaker 5: He seems like a very good skater. He's putting pressure
Speaker 5: on him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know his connection to Bimigi, right, I do
Speaker 6: not know that hit me really.
Speaker 1: Yeah. His dad is like a legend at Bimigi High School.
Speaker 3: No kidding.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like he played hockey, was a state golf went
Speaker 6: to Minnesota, played hockey and played golf.
Speaker 5: They didn't tell me that on ESPN when we traded
Speaker 5: for him. Well, I just knew that he was from Minnesota.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you guys watched Lakeland News you'd know that.
Speaker 5: Oh that's did you say that on there?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I did. Yeah, ten o'clock at night, I'm going
Speaker 1: to bed.
Speaker 6: That's the that's the advantage of like Dennis knows because
Speaker 6: he's been here since ninety nine, so he knows like
Speaker 6: all the little intricacies and stuff. So he saw that
Speaker 6: Bobby Brink got traded and he's like, hey, did you
Speaker 6: know this? And I'm like no, And then I went
Speaker 6: and looked it up and found out that, you know,
Speaker 6: his dad was of course from California.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that.
Speaker 6: I mean, Bobby Brink played for you know, the Skippers
Speaker 6: in Minnetonka, so he was a cake eater, but his dad. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but up here it was yet not showing up to
Speaker 6: press conferences and whatnot.
Speaker 1: That's cool, you know how they do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, too cool for us, too cool for school anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a while. These seven games lefter, are you nervous?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I did played Dallas.
Speaker 5: I mean if we win, I think we have to
Speaker 5: play to Colorado. So I mean even before we get
Speaker 5: to the Western Conference finals, we have to go through
Speaker 5: the gauntlet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which I honestly feel like one and done.
Speaker 5: Dallas is like three five and two in their last ten,
Speaker 5: so they haven't been doing super great either. But I
Speaker 5: mean we got to get going before we hit the playoffs,
Speaker 5: so guys, because I mean, when we're playing good, I
Speaker 5: don't think there's any team in the league.
Speaker 1: But right now it's just not playing very well, not
Speaker 1: playing very well.
Speaker 4: Not playing very well. By the way, Hi Parker, he
Speaker 4: said hey, saying hey back hello, Hello Hello. H's yeah,
Speaker 4: move it up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not a whole lot.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Man wants to keep the sports.
Speaker 3: Short because we have other stuff. Good into other stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got so many other things.
Speaker 4: Other things. Uh So, Bruce want to talk about this
Speaker 4: Pro days?
Speaker 5: You're a coach in football?
Speaker 4: What the hell?
Speaker 5: These pro days to me just seemed stupid, Like they like,
Speaker 5: what is it basically just to prove that you're not
Speaker 5: Johnny Manzel. He can show up not hungover. I you know,
Speaker 5: because I was watching the Mendoza one today and it's
Speaker 5: just hit him out there, just in shorts, chucking the
Speaker 5: football around and he's not hitting these guys and strides
Speaker 5: and everybody's like, what a performance this kid out there?
Speaker 5: Just you know, I mean, then you know ESPN broke
Speaker 5: it down, like on the routes, he's talking to him
Speaker 5: about whatever's going on, and sure he had an unbelievable season.
Speaker 5: He was sixteen, and oh but it I don't know,
Speaker 5: I just I don't get these pro Days.
Speaker 3: Two dogs has left the house.
Speaker 6: Your dogs are like velociraptors, like unless they know how
Speaker 6: to open doors.
Speaker 5: We're in Jurassic Park, Like.
Speaker 4: I see a squirrel, fuck you him out of here?
Speaker 6: No, I you know, as far as pro days are concerned,
Speaker 6: I look at that and I think to myself, if
Speaker 6: because they were I mean, think of all the guys
Speaker 6: like the high draft picks.
Speaker 1: It looks like I almost dropped.
Speaker 6: My my microphone there coming off the stand.
Speaker 1: Technical difficulties here.
Speaker 6: Folks, Well we'll figure it out eventually, I could.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We had our own problems. We've got
Speaker 1: our own problems. Everybody.
Speaker 6: Everybody's got problems. It's he walked, Matt walked away and
Speaker 6: the whole thing fell apack.
Speaker 1: What happened? Did he touch your butt? What do you
Speaker 1: walk by?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Oh, you're lucky. He gets pretty handy. There's no HR
Speaker 5: department here.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd like to speak to the manager.
Speaker 1: I am the manager. That is the problem. I am
Speaker 1: the manager. I am the manager. So anyway, the.
Speaker 6: As far as proteins are concerned, like all the guys
Speaker 6: that are really really good, like they don't go to
Speaker 6: those things anyway, Like you know, don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what are you going for?
Speaker 6: Like all the best guys you've seen don't go because
Speaker 6: the only thing that could do is hurt you.
Speaker 1: Probably is that more of the combine, don't They all
Speaker 1: go to their prote's and not the combine.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, so some of them do do their own
Speaker 6: prote Yeah, where they'll where they'll do it. Like so
Speaker 6: like NDSU has them, And if you're a guy that
Speaker 6: didn't get invited to the combine, I can see where
Speaker 6: you would want to do it. I could see Like
Speaker 6: who's that cat from Minnesota State Barhead that's trying to
Speaker 6: get the quarterback there that's trying to get drafted. Yeah,
Speaker 6: but he went to the NDSU pro day. You know,
Speaker 6: he's by a couple of guys, and like, so you
Speaker 6: want to try to get your name out there if
Speaker 6: you're not somebody that. But the thing is, if you're
Speaker 6: having a pro day, there's probably already scouts that know
Speaker 6: about you, and the only thing they want to see,
Speaker 6: you know, they're looking at more of like some of
Speaker 6: your like intricate mechanics and things like that. Like they're
Speaker 6: not worried about you hitting receivers right in a wide
Speaker 6: open whatever drill, like, because you're not even reading defenses
Speaker 6: out there, They're just looking at you like specifically, are
Speaker 6: you a guy that's got a quick release?
Speaker 1: Are you guy that have those things?
Speaker 5: And you can do something like that from a pro
Speaker 5: day though, you know, I don't know the mechanics.
Speaker 6: I guess like I hear what you're saying, like your mechanics, Yeah,
Speaker 6: what does his footwork look like when he snaps right?
Speaker 6: Those types of things? What's his follow through like that?
Speaker 6: Those little things? I think when you're if your alignment
Speaker 6: or you're one of those positions, you know, how do
Speaker 6: you does he run his routes?
Speaker 1: Crisp? Is he you know? How does he catch the
Speaker 1: ball with his hands? Is serious? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And uh, you know guys that do blocking or whatever
Speaker 6: like tight ends, like I just you just want to
Speaker 6: see how big they are in person? Yeah, right when
Speaker 6: when you're standing next to him, you get an idea.
Speaker 6: But I think overall, like it's more for like scouts
Speaker 6: and stuff. People make a big deal about it.
Speaker 5: Interviews, Like you're in one one location and they all
Speaker 5: can kind of do their interviews at once instead of
Speaker 5: praying because the windows he's not going anywhere else he's
Speaker 5: going to be like the number one pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But I was just watching that today and I was like,
Speaker 5: what's the point of this? You know, he's just in
Speaker 5: you know, shorts, and he's just kind of chucking the
Speaker 5: football around and and to be honest, like you know,
Speaker 5: he's throwing it deep. And then this guy is like
Speaker 5: holding up like Randy Moss in ninety eight for Randall
Speaker 5: Cunningham throwing a deep ball. You know, it's like, what
Speaker 5: is the I guess I don't know what's up. What's
Speaker 5: the point? What's the To me?
Speaker 6: It almost seems it's like a hype thing, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: because I've talked about this before, Like you look at
Speaker 6: uh from a from a college coach's perspective, when you're
Speaker 6: looking at guys that get they get offers. Right, kid
Speaker 6: gets a gets an offer from somebody, and maybe he
Speaker 6: wasn't a kid that deserved an offer, but for whatever reason,
Speaker 6: school offered him. Then all of a sudden, the kids
Speaker 6: got thirty offers because he got the one, because he
Speaker 6: got one from somewhere, and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 6: everybody's like, oh, oh, we got an offer from there,
Speaker 6: Like oh.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're we got it.
Speaker 5: We missed him. We missed it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So all of a sudden, the offers start pouring
Speaker 6: in and then you get hype around a kid. And
Speaker 6: I think it's kind of the same thing. It's guys
Speaker 6: that just want to keep their keep their names on,
Speaker 6: you know, lists, and I feel like a lot of
Speaker 6: guys do pro days too. Are Probably that's for guys
Speaker 6: that are gonna be like way down the draft thing.
Speaker 1: So Mendoza did it for his wide receivers.
Speaker 5: Maybe probably there he had like I don't know, he
Speaker 5: was saying, there was like X amount of people that
Speaker 5: were there but just watching him and the camera was
Speaker 5: just on him, and everybody talked just to him, And
Speaker 5: I'm like, what's the whole point of this man?
Speaker 1: Just for him?
Speaker 5: Just like I was telling Matt before, this is it
Speaker 5: just to basically prove that he's not Johnny Manziel, Like
Speaker 5: he doesn't show up wreaking a booze or he's got
Speaker 5: like a white ring around.
Speaker 6: His I don't know, maybe the maybe maybe, like cause
Speaker 6: the whole Vanderbilt thing over the last two years, like
Speaker 6: and if he doesn't pan out in the NFL, like
Speaker 6: this is it for him?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: This is his This is the end of his being relevant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it could be just one of those things
Speaker 6: like this is my last chance to be to be
Speaker 6: relevant in a way. I don't know, right, Different guys
Speaker 6: probably do it for different reasons, and I.
Speaker 5: Just kind of thought i'd ask you about it, because like,
Speaker 5: you're you've actually coached football, and I'm just, you know,
Speaker 5: obviously an observer of it, and I was I've always
Speaker 5: just been like, like, you know, wh Johnny Manziel did it.
Speaker 5: He's like he had the football helmet on, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh man, that's cool show when he can, you know, throw,
Speaker 5: make these throws at this and then it just find
Speaker 5: out later he was hung over and didn't really want
Speaker 5: anybody close to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, Mendoza was at the at the Combine though, so
Speaker 6: like why he needed a pro day, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Maybe he thought he didn't do very well the at
Speaker 6: the Combine, who knows.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I was always kind of wondered about it because, like,
Speaker 5: you know, I've been watching him for years and it's
Speaker 5: just like, what's the point of this, You're like, I know,
Speaker 5: JaMarcus Russell made the big come up in his because
Speaker 5: he just kneeled down and threw the ball seventy five yards,
Speaker 5: and l Davis is like, draft him number.
Speaker 1: One, Draft him, even though Lane Kiffin didn't want him, draft.
Speaker 5: Him number one. He could throw the ball seventy No,
Speaker 5: you're never gonna have to throw the ball seventy yards
Speaker 5: from your knee. You're down, Yeah, down, I guess not
Speaker 5: in college, but not in the NFL. Like you technically
Speaker 5: could go back there and chuck it from seventy yards
Speaker 5: on your knee unless you're giving yourself up. Then there's
Speaker 5: that whole debt. But I just I've always just kind
Speaker 5: of wondered what the hell the point of these things
Speaker 5: are other than interviews and whatever else. But you know,
Speaker 5: Mendoza today was like, well, you know, I just wanted
Speaker 5: to be crisp and you know, show this in that
Speaker 5: and very underwhelming. They were saying like his size and
Speaker 5: whatever else. But I don't know, I just I thought, like,
Speaker 5: he's underthrowing stuff.
Speaker 6: And I think it's just the opportunity to be relevant,
Speaker 6: keep fresh in people's minds.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of what it is. Next one, that's it.
Speaker 4: You won't all right, it's time to in the wiel.
Speaker 2: It's time now just spin the wheel. That time I
Speaker 2: went the bed smoked meats. It doesn't missed up a
Speaker 2: ron dots balls, weish women. It's top lights video games.
Speaker 4: So I don't know about you guys. Do you play
Speaker 4: that video games? Charlie, Yeah, okay, cool perfect.
Speaker 5: I just actually had a national or a college championship
Speaker 5: game on Saturday, then had the well that had a
Speaker 5: very unlikely outcome.
Speaker 1: I was, uh, oh, good for you. I was down
Speaker 1: by four.
Speaker 5: That's my buddy Sam threw the ball and I got
Speaker 5: stopped at like the three yard line seventeen seconds after all,
Speaker 5: the game's over. My buddy Sam was like, no, it's
Speaker 5: not over yet, blah blah. I'm like one run. I
Speaker 5: don't have any timeouts left. Games over. Well, he went
Speaker 5: to go like just kneel on it, and it was
Speaker 5: by the end zone, so his quarterback instead of just
Speaker 5: kneeling on it, just dove forward and fumbled the football.
Speaker 5: I got the ball back and that scored a touchdown
Speaker 5: on the next play to win the game.
Speaker 1: And it was like, I don't feel good.
Speaker 5: He's like, give me a minu. I'm gonna go ouside
Speaker 5: and punch a tree. It's one of those wins. You
Speaker 5: don't really feel good about it because I lost the game.
Speaker 1: I lost because the game decided. Yeah, the game decided
Speaker 1: to just make his guy lunch forward.
Speaker 5: Yeah he no, yeah, it's like and then I was like,
Speaker 5: you know what I learned from that, Sam, If that
Speaker 5: ever happens to me, I'm gonna because he was like,
Speaker 5: I don't care about his safety. Two points, kick the
Speaker 5: ball off, no big deal. All right, now I'm gonna
Speaker 5: snap the ball and then run. I'm gonna dan Orlofski
Speaker 5: and run up. But yeah, that's my video gaming. That
Speaker 5: happened just this weekend.
Speaker 4: I don't play much video games for the week, but
Speaker 4: I'm deciding if I want to get the new and
Speaker 4: will be the show Evans, I've gotten it for many
Speaker 4: many years. Yeah, but I'm not spending seventy bucks. A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I was playing. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's the
Speaker 3: same fucking What.
Speaker 1: Did you just say?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah you didn't really you said a lot
Speaker 5: without saying anything.
Speaker 4: I do that a whole time.
Speaker 6: NC Dove is like the only sports game that's I
Speaker 6: really plays.
Speaker 3: So I just take the Gophers and try to win
Speaker 3: or two.
Speaker 5: Well this year with the whole like breaking down of
Speaker 5: the player. I didn't really know that. And uh, my
Speaker 5: guy went down about week ten by running. I wasn't
Speaker 5: like he kept getting injured. I'm like, is he hurt
Speaker 5: or is he not? Well, no, he's back out there,
Speaker 5: and then he was just done for the year.
Speaker 1: Just I'm like, no, that's my best player. Man.
Speaker 6: I've had to adjust, like you can go in and
Speaker 6: adjust some stuff, and I've had to adjust like wear
Speaker 6: and tear, yeah, because some of it's like ridiculous. It's like, well,
Speaker 6: you're making me play this guy a ridiculous amount and
Speaker 6: you won't sub him out, and so like you have to,
Speaker 6: like so I changed like the wear and tear like
Speaker 6: on some of the guys.
Speaker 1: So it's a little more accurate.
Speaker 5: But I'm just I literally today I played again and
Speaker 5: I just I got up by a little bit and
Speaker 5: then I chewed the clock and then I was up
Speaker 5: by like two scores, and then I put in all
Speaker 5: the backups and I just kept chewing the clock. I
Speaker 5: just kept chewing the clock like I'm not I'm not pressing.
Speaker 5: I'm not pressing anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't I would not put anybody else. I would
Speaker 4: not send my backups.
Speaker 1: You're not sending your backupslock.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: No, My my video game mostly consists I got other
Speaker 6: than NC DUB. I play like the legs of all
Speaker 6: the games, like, oh nice, those are my games, and
Speaker 6: then wow, Halo too, Like, OK, what do you play?
Speaker 1: Like the Switch?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got switched, so I played. I actually just
Speaker 6: played for probably like the eighth or ninth time played.
Speaker 5: Okarnoh finished it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 6: It's one of those that like at this point, like
Speaker 6: I know we're you play. I played it so many times,
Speaker 6: like I know where all the heart pieces, and I
Speaker 6: know where everything's hiding. I know all the I just
Speaker 6: do it just because like I'm I always like there's
Speaker 6: a little thing here there.
Speaker 1: I'm always surprised by. But yeah, how's.
Speaker 5: My buddy played on the N sixty four. The one
Speaker 5: is like you have to like memorize the flute.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's that's like, dude, I was like, how
Speaker 1: do you remember that? He's like you have to remember it.
Speaker 6: It's not it's really like once you've done it. This
Speaker 6: is the same thing as like when you play Halo
Speaker 6: and like you memorize like what a map it like
Speaker 6: the map, Like it's the same thing you just kind
Speaker 6: of know where everything is and what's going on, so
Speaker 6: it's not like overly complicated end sixty four, Like.
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, I just remember him playing and I'm like,
Speaker 5: how the hell do And I think he wanted me
Speaker 5: to think that it was more complicated than it was
Speaker 5: because I didn't play. I was like, all right, here's
Speaker 5: your time.
Speaker 6: I'm just the newer one are open world and those
Speaker 6: are like like hundreds of hours you can put into
Speaker 6: those and play and and have a GTA.
Speaker 4: That's what GTA is gonna be about. And the whole
Speaker 4: server is gonna be fucked for a goddamn month.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my buddy plays GTA five on a computer. No, yeah,
Speaker 5: that's on our computer.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 5: And he's like, dude, He's like he owns a gun store.
Speaker 5: Him and his buddies like they know paramedics, and like
Speaker 5: somebody robbed him in front of his gun store. He
Speaker 5: went inside, he locked the door. They robbed him, and
Speaker 5: they're like, couldn't get out of the building, and they're like, hey,
Speaker 5: unlock the door, we'll give you stuff. He's like, no,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna die here. My buddies that own the gun
Speaker 5: store with me are playing with me are coming back,
Speaker 5: and you're gonna get smoked.
Speaker 3: Jada said, I'd be crushing candy like a.
Speaker 5: True Oh god, who else is going to crush his candy? Bruce,
Speaker 5: that's a that's a quote from her before got's to
Speaker 5: do it?
Speaker 3: All right, Uh, that's it.
Speaker 1: You just you don't you don't, you don't know if
Speaker 1: you're gonna buy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to buy it. Uh, it will
Speaker 4: be the show. Aiden said, he loves it. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to buy seventy or seventy dollars worth
Speaker 4: the same ship that I see every fucking year.
Speaker 6: You're afraid roster, You're afraid, you're gonna you're gonna play it,
Speaker 6: and then you're gonna get into it, and then I
Speaker 6: do get bored of it. I realized I'll just get
Speaker 6: bored with him.
Speaker 5: It's like that's like the same thing as like Mad
Speaker 5: and I guess in any of these games, you're basically
Speaker 5: just buying it for the updated roster, yeah yeah, and
Speaker 5: the one or two things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can get updated rosters on the old one.
Speaker 4: That's what I did for DUB.
Speaker 6: But at least an n C DUB, like you could
Speaker 6: win an a like I could win a national title
Speaker 6: with Texas and be like, all right, now I'm gonna
Speaker 6: go play with Navy. Yeah, and that's a completely different offense.
Speaker 6: Run triple options, and I have to figure out how
Speaker 6: to run the triple. So like those things one for
Speaker 6: me to like, you can run the triple, I do.
Speaker 6: I love people and the triple.
Speaker 5: You know that is the most dangerous. If you know
Speaker 5: how to do that, you can't be stopped, and a
Speaker 5: human on human game can't be stopped.
Speaker 4: I love when play against computer they run like the Navy.
Speaker 4: I like, I'll bring my whole offense down and run
Speaker 4: that zero blitz like, well, gout to you.
Speaker 1: Defense id't even play defense. I just got the offense.
Speaker 4: Defense defense justin said yay more snow Jadas a true gamer,
Speaker 4: I mean, lol.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm down down. I still play some online hockey
Speaker 5: every now and again with my buddy Sam. Now everybody else,
Speaker 5: I like, we started in like twenty ten, we had
Speaker 5: a buddy that was like, you should play this game,
Speaker 5: and I didn't really follow hockey. It's the big reason
Speaker 5: why I follow hockey now. But now everybody else that
Speaker 5: I play with is so far advanced and I only
Speaker 5: play it like once every other week.
Speaker 1: I just get smoked.
Speaker 3: I play defense.
Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not too good to play fucking forward
Speaker 4: and get stick cap it just hap to get in
Speaker 4: front of the get in front of the shot, and
Speaker 4: kick it out to the offense.
Speaker 5: Like there go, there you go, that's your here you go.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got a point.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, yes, bartender, your poor favor, poor favor.
Speaker 4: Thank you. I don't know what dog's working for.
Speaker 6: They're just letting us know that you really need to
Speaker 6: get this untangled.
Speaker 4: Yes, dad, I know you get told that every week. Okay, okay, Scott.
Speaker 5: Not just one. This is got the whole twelve buddy
Speaker 5: that you guys got a I bought, I've got another
Speaker 5: one like hiding in the car were they literally had
Speaker 5: two on the shelf and I bought both of them.
Speaker 6: So nobody else in town gets to enjoy my favorite beer.
Speaker 6: But this is from my thank you sure at home,
Speaker 6: State of Cali. A Firestone walker and this is whenever
Speaker 6: I'm old, and this is what I always drink at
Speaker 6: the bar from on tap.
Speaker 1: It's always on tap.
Speaker 4: Let's do a let's do a silver bullet session here.
Speaker 4: Uh So this is a Firestone Walker Brewing Company. It's
Speaker 4: a eight o five, it's a blonde ale. It can
Speaker 4: is a black can, a little bit of a silver
Speaker 4: in it. Twelve ounce can, properly chilled, cool, good as
Speaker 4: it should be. Never had beer that's I don't like
Speaker 4: beer that's warm. But but yeah, it's the blonde Ale.
Speaker 4: So you set it out of California.
Speaker 6: Yep, Central Coast. Firestone they do. They do a couple
Speaker 6: of different beers, but this is like they're kind of
Speaker 6: like one that really put them on the map. Okay,
Speaker 6: it's it's it's it's not light beer, no, but it's
Speaker 6: got it's I just love the taste.
Speaker 4: What's the percentage of it? I don't think I didn't
Speaker 4: say on.
Speaker 1: Here mm hmmm.
Speaker 4: So's four point seven okay, for it's a little more
Speaker 4: than a core's light, but it's okay. Yeah, Justin said
Speaker 4: this is the last unfiltered show before the ESPN filters.
Speaker 9: You.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Matt put out a April Fools thing where we signed
Speaker 5: by ESPN.
Speaker 4: Dogs. What the fuck? Oh?
Speaker 3: I bet Maxie?
Speaker 1: Oh that was.
Speaker 6: That was one of the worst things about today. From
Speaker 6: from a this me me shooting shooting a shot at
Speaker 6: you guys from from proper news outlets. Yeah, is is
Speaker 6: you go to put something on Twitter and you say
Speaker 6: like you're trying to report something, and people are like
Speaker 6: April fools.
Speaker 1: You're like, no, this is not April fools. This is
Speaker 1: this is this is a real thing that's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and and everybody, no one believe.
Speaker 6: Like the the Rick Toward thing, there are a lot
Speaker 6: of people that were like, oh, is this April fools.
Speaker 1: Like, no, it's unfortunate, it's not unfortunately.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: That's where of like you, like you know, Mac falls
Speaker 5: into trouble this and me as well. You have to
Speaker 5: read to the bottom of all these long winded posts
Speaker 5: where you're just like I don't really I'm interested, and
Speaker 5: then it's like okay, I don't want to read that much.
Speaker 5: And at the end it's like April fools.
Speaker 6: My thing is is like if you're gonna do it, like,
Speaker 6: you have to do it to the to the extent
Speaker 6: that it's fairly obvious that what you're doing is probably
Speaker 6: not true. Like the Gophers did a thing where they're like, oh,
Speaker 6: we're going to have a gopher it all the gophers
Speaker 6: like we have a live mascot.
Speaker 4: Now like, oh yeah, that's like Phil and I was like, all.
Speaker 6: Right, well this the one I saw today was like
Speaker 6: they're gonna call him Little g and I was like
Speaker 6: I looked at it and like I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: it's April Fools Day, so it's probably April Fools. But
Speaker 6: it was like it was kind of maybe believable enough,
Speaker 6: but also at the same time, like they're not gonna have.
Speaker 1: Like a live go for.
Speaker 5: So like Bevo, you know, he just got him in
Speaker 5: a cage.
Speaker 1: But like him out there.
Speaker 6: Yes, you did one where they said they were going
Speaker 6: to change their name to like the Lake Sharks or
Speaker 6: something last year, and like that one's so far unbelievable
Speaker 6: that like that, you're like, okay, like that happen. They're
Speaker 6: having fun. But some of it, like if you're doing
Speaker 6: things that are just like that are straight up like
Speaker 6: so and so died today, Like yeah, that's probably not
Speaker 6: a good.
Speaker 5: Ayea joke, Like you've got to you know, what is
Speaker 5: the best April Fool's Day joke that you've ever been
Speaker 5: a part of or seen.
Speaker 1: Or I don't.
Speaker 5: My buddy Matt, his dad, he was like fifteen, and
Speaker 5: his dad told me to drive somebody home, and then
Speaker 5: he drove his buddy home and then he stayed.
Speaker 1: At his house.
Speaker 5: He goes, hey, Dad, I got arrested. Man, I don't
Speaker 5: have a driver's licens. You got a couple of beers
Speaker 5: underneath the seat, and he's like what.
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 5: And then like, you know, he kind of played it
Speaker 5: off well, and then he drove home and his dad
Speaker 5: was like, you son of a bitch. You know, that's
Speaker 5: one of the funnier ones. But still, like can imagine
Speaker 5: as the parent that was probably not cool.
Speaker 3: So this one you guys talk about, now, this is real.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I can play button for it, but
Speaker 4: I don't have to play it, but uh, this is real.
Speaker 4: Not I for a joke, but from Bosberger's the voice
Speaker 4: of Eugene was hospitalized after a fiery crash. Doesn't say
Speaker 4: he's dead, to say he's in a fiery he was
Speaker 4: in a fire crash was forty eight minutes.
Speaker 5: Ago, So that might be.
Speaker 1: Jo or no, no.
Speaker 3: No, I'm looking at everything else.
Speaker 10: See.
Speaker 4: Uh, it did say that, Oh it's his hostile he's
Speaker 4: not dead. So yeah, there's another one says it's good.
Speaker 4: So he's hospitalized Eugene from Bosberger is hospitalized. So anyways,
Speaker 4: that's the press. Why did you bring that up? I
Speaker 4: don't know, all right, Moving on to the next one,
Speaker 4: moving home, moving home, all right, So this one is
Speaker 4: it's kind of a big deal. I should probably play it.
Speaker 4: I gotta find the button for it, and I thought
Speaker 4: I was there, but it wasn't here.
Speaker 2: Alert Alert, somebody's going it's about to get blown up.
Speaker 2: It's now time for another Bley sports shot bets.
Speaker 3: So if you follow the show, which you know that.
Speaker 4: The five people who listen to show the basis, we
Speaker 4: have a shot bet. And I made a bet that
Speaker 4: I will say that Joe Ryan will be traded by
Speaker 4: this offseason aka April by April, and that has proven
Speaker 4: that it's FALSEK. He's on the mound right now, he's
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 1: I just watched him throw a sinker in the dirt.
Speaker 4: So what we're doing is I'm gonna pick out of
Speaker 4: the bag of shots that's right here, have it over here,
Speaker 4: So I'm random pick.
Speaker 1: The strawberry vodka wasn't terrible? Straight pop off? What's called
Speaker 1: pop off? Oh you could find it. It's bottom shelf,
Speaker 1: it's bottom ship.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, this is turpentine, buddy, It's like drinking ninety
Speaker 5: nine bananas.
Speaker 1: I bet the thing worse.
Speaker 6: Than that is Vodka of the Gods from Trader Joe's.
Speaker 6: And that one's got like a chocky like but it
Speaker 6: was cheap.
Speaker 1: You get a handle for like eight bucks.
Speaker 5: Like like the hell is that one white eagle or
Speaker 5: something that around here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, god, it's just terrible.
Speaker 5: Seven ninety nine for one point like rubbing out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you smell it?
Speaker 4: You put that on a wound, drink that.
Speaker 5: That's why you keep it around.
Speaker 6: I skinned my knee pop off, not even like I
Speaker 6: love us his premium blend. What are they blending? Yeah,
Speaker 6: socks potatoes. Yeah, it's potatoes fermented and then then filtered
Speaker 6: to a dirty a Russian sack from from the Russian
Speaker 6: from the Russian hockey team. Oh god, that's that's straight
Speaker 6: from trenny X sock.
Speaker 4: It's actually the bust your bubble. It's actually from Louisville, Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Is that where they're making Yeah, they bought it.
Speaker 5: They bought it from over there though.
Speaker 3: But still same applies.
Speaker 1: They've got bourbon in Kentucky and there they got hold on.
Speaker 5: They got it from Rick Patino's sock.
Speaker 1: He looks like the Emperor. Now all right, let's see
Speaker 1: here you go.
Speaker 5: He hasn't thrown up yet.
Speaker 1: He breathes fire. He's a dragon.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I'm glad I got the I'm glad I
Speaker 5: got the strawberry vodka that wasn't terrible that.
Speaker 1: Made me sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all of them. Yeah, he just he just starts
Speaker 5: chugging them all.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: Justin said I found a random number and said I
Speaker 4: was at the local thirty and told the person there
Speaker 4: a spouse was dead.
Speaker 6: Hey, yeah, that's not I don't think that's within the
Speaker 6: spirit of April.
Speaker 1: That feels that feels just cruel and all that.
Speaker 5: Jada got me with one. She was driving my dad's
Speaker 5: truck and there was this app on your phone where
Speaker 5: you could put dents in it, and she was like, hey,
Speaker 5: somebody hit your dad's truck in the parking lot. And
Speaker 5: I'm like, are you okay. She's like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: blah blah blah, And I'm like that's fine. And I'm
Speaker 5: sitting at work, I'm like, how much overtime I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to work? Like that's gonna be And then like
Speaker 5: about like she only waited like about a half an
Speaker 5: hour and then she's like April fools and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: thank god, her like vehicle broke down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just take my truck. God damn. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Gross, But so.
Speaker 5: Far in our twins Cubs bet it's three to two
Speaker 5: and one and three so early.
Speaker 1: All right, we're doing all right.
Speaker 4: If you don't know that, we made another shot bet
Speaker 4: that Twins will do better than the Cups. And okay,
Speaker 4: the Cubs are doing not doing greade either, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: No, it's because they got rid of Tucker. Where do
Speaker 1: you go? By the way, la.
Speaker 3: Must be a nice having money?
Speaker 1: Sure is what that?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 4: What it would be?
Speaker 5: What would be their salary this year if they were
Speaker 5: like to put all of it on, like oh, Tony's
Speaker 5: what's seventy million?
Speaker 6: And then well that still counts against some of it
Speaker 6: counts against the.
Speaker 5: I don't know how exactly the aprons and no they
Speaker 5: don't have the aprons.
Speaker 1: Do they know it counts.
Speaker 6: It doesn't count against like what they're paying this season,
Speaker 6: but it counts against like their penalt Yeah, the luxury
Speaker 6: tax and penalties, Like they don't get out of that part.
Speaker 6: So they still have to pay a bunch of money
Speaker 6: and luxury taxes, but they're making they're probably the luxury
Speaker 6: tax is probably what they're getting just off of ticket
Speaker 6: sales alone.
Speaker 5: Oh for sure.
Speaker 6: I know everybody gives them crap because they're like, oh,
Speaker 6: look half full stadium, but like every one of those
Speaker 6: tickets was sold.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's because it's only the second inning. You gotta
Speaker 5: wait till like the fourth inning, and then everybody piles in.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everybody piles in thereverybody leaves early. La traffic terrible
Speaker 6: between the third and the sixth's for the multis la.
Speaker 5: People probably really hate that pitch clock. You're getting left baseball, Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, kidd, And there was they were.
Speaker 6: I was cracking up too because they you see MLB
Speaker 6: post to put all the things up, like all the
Speaker 6: different fun things they're doing at each like stadium. Like
Speaker 6: Seattle's got like a little it's like an actual shape,
Speaker 6: like a like a boat, and it's got like chicken
Speaker 6: or like fish sticks in it or whatever, and like
Speaker 6: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: The Dodgers had one.
Speaker 6: It's a margarita in a miniature like cooler, so like
Speaker 6: you know, like the Gatorade coolers, and it's margarita with
Speaker 6: like teen and stuff in the and the lid like
Speaker 6: screws off or whatever.
Speaker 5: That's cool though, man, you take that home, you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it probably costs like fifty bucks.
Speaker 6: That's that's like I went one time and got like
Speaker 6: got is like a I don't know if people around
Speaker 6: here drink these, but meet a lot of where they
Speaker 6: put like clemato, Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, you put
Speaker 6: like climato and then like a Mexican beer like pacific O. Yeah,
Speaker 6: mix it and yeah, so like instead of bloody marries,
Speaker 6: like it's a bloody beer. Yeah, it's like what you
Speaker 6: what you do for breakfast?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: For sure? For sure?
Speaker 6: You know got vodka around you got so every Sunday
Speaker 6: because games come on at ten o'clock on the East
Speaker 6: coast or on the West coast, so you know, we'd
Speaker 6: have brunch at the local bar.
Speaker 5: I like, I like you, I like the I like
Speaker 5: the I like the figures beer.
Speaker 4: At o'clock.
Speaker 6: Ten o'clock games are starting, so they've got you know,
Speaker 6: they've got corn beef hash and.
Speaker 3: That's not whatever.
Speaker 5: No, definitely that's got to be sick though. Ten o'clock
Speaker 5: in your NFL games are starting.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then one o'clock all the secondary games are
Speaker 6: started and so like, and so everything's done by like
Speaker 6: Sunday Night Football is like you go home watch Sunday
Speaker 6: Night Football and it's over by like seven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sleeping. Everybody out of here is like you're
Speaker 1: trying to stip on midnight today.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's it's it's totally different out on the West Coast,
Speaker 6: like West Coast, like you go to the bar, like
Speaker 6: all the games are done except for like the Dodger game.
Speaker 6: Yeah it started at seven past but like ten o'clock,
Speaker 6: everything's done.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you're at five o'clock. Yeah, nine o'clock and you're
Speaker 6: getting games just starting on the West.
Speaker 5: Oh god, if the wild they're playing the Kings, you're
Speaker 5: screwed that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. You watch the watch it the puck drop and
Speaker 1: that's it.
Speaker 4: I watched it, like that's the Saturday.
Speaker 3: Watch a period. That's about it.
Speaker 4: Justin said, do you have a hat bet if twins
Speaker 4: have more wins? No hat?
Speaker 5: And you guys, me and him had like Jake Arietta
Speaker 5: and he had Zack Grinky a while ago and we
Speaker 5: would bet a hat. Who and then the one year
Speaker 5: ari I won it twice because Arieta won the cy
Speaker 5: Young and then Arieta had like some better stats, and
Speaker 5: then the next year Grinky had better stats. So we
Speaker 5: each had to like buy each other well forty dollars
Speaker 5: forty dollars hats.
Speaker 1: Oh damn yeah.
Speaker 5: So we we we went pretty hard on that one.
Speaker 6: We used to I used to do one with my
Speaker 6: buddy was a USC fan u c l A fan.
Speaker 6: We used to whoever won the football game that that
Speaker 6: next day or that next Monday at school.
Speaker 1: Had to wear the other teams.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that was that was tough wear in a
Speaker 5: USC Reggie Bush jersey and people are like, l A fan, Yeah,
Speaker 5: thank you. I made a bet with Brandy Duke in
Speaker 5: North Carolina. I have to drink a North Carolina shot.
Speaker 5: It's like this turquoise blue. Me and my buddy Sam
Speaker 5: used to bet fight songs that you'd have to record
Speaker 5: on your phone. Thank those phones are gone, so there's
Speaker 5: no longer us singing another team's fight song on a
Speaker 5: recorded video network. Somewhere you find that one. You did
Speaker 5: some homework one, But that was that. I love those types.
Speaker 5: Like we made like I made a outlandish bet Peyton
Speaker 5: Manning and Indianapolis lost by whatever I go, they're going
Speaker 5: to the super Bowl this year. My buddy Sam goes,
Speaker 5: I'll put a dress on it. So I had nothing.
Speaker 5: So if if Indianapolis didn't make it to the super Bowl,
Speaker 5: like I didn't lose anything. The fact that it made it.
Speaker 5: He had to wear a dress to the super Bowl
Speaker 5: party and I got to pick it out.
Speaker 1: I also lost because then we had that dress.
Speaker 5: And then if he came an ongoing bet and then
Speaker 5: I said, like the Raiders are going to make the
Speaker 5: playoffs something stupid. You know, I was a drunk one night,
Speaker 5: and so then I had.
Speaker 1: To wear it.
Speaker 6: It'd be a good April Fools joke, like clear out
Speaker 6: your buddy's closet and just leave it dress in the morning.
Speaker 1: And that's a good one.
Speaker 3: And the only thing they have to wear dress from
Speaker 3: from your mom's closet.
Speaker 4: The way. That was very nice.
Speaker 5: That was very well done.
Speaker 4: Math. That's probably the second time we referenced.
Speaker 5: It's a great, great movie. It turns your mouth.
Speaker 4: Let me keep it. Uh, Justin said Brownie had it
Speaker 4: into the into already had through that no, no, yeah,
Speaker 4: area through then he know, really, let's move on. So
Speaker 4: Twins it comes up date, like said, the Twins are
Speaker 4: playing right now. Do we really feel like the Twins
Speaker 4: are going anywhere? Bruce, I don't have your prediction of
Speaker 4: how many wins Twins will have.
Speaker 5: I put I went like sixty four last year, and
Speaker 5: I was under, I'll do like seventy four this year.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean right now, they're.
Speaker 5: Only only giving up the twelfth most points or twelfth
Speaker 5: most runs in the Major League Baseball.
Speaker 3: He said, sixty four.
Speaker 1: It's the small victory. It's a very small victory. That
Speaker 1: was that one.
Speaker 5: I was looking at the stats today and I was like,
Speaker 5: twenty eighth and everything offensive category, it was just bad.
Speaker 5: And then at the end it was like twelfth and
Speaker 5: I'm like, what's that runs against? I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 5: not old steady.
Speaker 3: He said, how many games?
Speaker 4: You said, seventy four? Seventy four?
Speaker 6: What do you got, Charlie, Oh, you're asking me. I'm
Speaker 6: going somewhere in the seventy righte Oh, let's just go.
Speaker 1: Seventy two.
Speaker 4: Ironically, Hoover w was seventy two. I went sixty five.
Speaker 4: Being the official unofficial owner of the Minnesota Twins, he's
Speaker 4: got he's got a calf Tt Yeah, official and official
Speaker 4: owner uh As Hoover would say to I went sixty five,
Speaker 4: Ted Sweatzer went seventy five, Dustin seventy eight, Scott seventy five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just don't see them winning above aby.
Speaker 5: I thought, you know what the you know, like Royce
Speaker 5: Lewis first round pick, brooks Lee first round pick.
Speaker 1: I think what.
Speaker 5: Larnick was a first round pick, Buxton was a first
Speaker 5: round pick. Stay healthy, and it's just they've not They've
Speaker 5: never put it together. And and I was like thinking,
Speaker 5: you know, maybe Derek Shelton can. And then to start
Speaker 5: the season, they had a lot of people on base
Speaker 5: the opening day and then they didn't score. And I
Speaker 5: was like, all right, same ultimins, just a new bearded
Speaker 5: man behind the bench.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: See the problem is if you have like a good
Speaker 6: stretch right at the beginning of the season, like that's
Speaker 6: when you give him fucking Hope a little flag at
Speaker 6: the end, just to give him.
Speaker 1: Some fucking okay, Robin Williams.
Speaker 6: And this way, you know, it's probably better just to
Speaker 6: kill it, right. I saw that thing that came out
Speaker 6: that was like it said fan bases like they had
Speaker 6: it all over Twitter and they did like a poll
Speaker 6: of like fan base his faith in their team today,
Speaker 6: We're dead last four percent, and then the Eels were
Speaker 6: above them with like five and then the next closest
Speaker 6: team was like in the twenty percent. Even the White Sox.
Speaker 6: Those guys on the south side, man oh man, they
Speaker 6: were probably drunk when they were Yeah, fair enough. They
Speaker 6: got they got the Pope behind them. Remember that's true.
Speaker 1: That's true. They got they got the power of God. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, they got God.
Speaker 4: Anime Justin said, I haven't seen the Twins game since
Speaker 4: two thousand and six, so I am going eighty one wins.
Speaker 4: Oh balls, love it?
Speaker 3: Good for him?
Speaker 1: Good for you? Oh, good for you, gotcha, bitch?
Speaker 4: So yeah, move on the next one. So oh this
Speaker 4: is for you, Bruce. He was a Vikings updates.
Speaker 5: There's not really any updates. I just have a couple
Speaker 5: of questions for you guys. Okay, So with Kyler Murray
Speaker 5: and uh, DeAndre Hopkins wants to join the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 5: Who would you rather have either DeAndre Hopkins or Tyreek Hill? Uh,
Speaker 5: and one's going to be more expensive than the other.
Speaker 1: Oppos question.
Speaker 5: DeAndre Hopkins is a decent red zone target. We don't
Speaker 5: have a third wide receiver because Naylor went to the Raiders,
Speaker 5: So I mean we have to I mean, maybe ty
Speaker 5: Felton emerges and becomes that next Jaalen Naylor. Who knows,
Speaker 5: but we drafted him instead of camp'scataboo. So pissed, But.
Speaker 4: Cussions runs the football. He runs the football.
Speaker 5: That's that's his own life that he has to worry
Speaker 5: about later in life.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 6: I feel like DeAndre Hopkins because he comes with less
Speaker 6: baggage for sure, Like who knows what Tyreek's got all
Speaker 6: kinds of I mean, there's always.
Speaker 5: So many baby moments as he happened to well not.
Speaker 6: Even I mean not even that stuff, like we're just
Speaker 6: talking just the way that he you know, how he
Speaker 6: wants to be treated and how you know this and
Speaker 6: that and all the I mean, it's just like, do
Speaker 6: you really want.
Speaker 5: That publicly dissed his team?
Speaker 4: You know, like you want to cancer.
Speaker 1: I don't like DeAndre Hopkins.
Speaker 6: Is thinks very highly of himself, but I've never heard
Speaker 6: him truly like be a bad locker room guy. I
Speaker 6: haven't anything like that. And then I guess I haven't
Speaker 6: heard that about Tyrek either.
Speaker 5: But well, the one, the one that I can remember
Speaker 5: is like he publicly, like you know, in an interview,
Speaker 5: was like these guys suck. Yeah, you know, when they
Speaker 5: were doing bad. And then I'm not a big tyreek.
Speaker 5: I mean he's super fast and talented and all that
Speaker 5: other stuff. But all right, now here's another one, Deebo
Speaker 5: Samuel or one of the other ones, Debo's he's also
Speaker 5: a free agent.
Speaker 1: Now, Diebo wouldn't be bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, Diva would not be bad for us.
Speaker 5: I just I just saw him today. I was looking
Speaker 5: at the free agent listen. I was like, oh, hell yeah, man,
Speaker 5: I'd take some Debo.
Speaker 6: No, I mean, Diebo would be good. I mean, are
Speaker 6: you keeping Jordan Addison interview letting that guy?
Speaker 5: Well, we just signed him to that extension. I mean
Speaker 5: he doesn't Is he gonna get suspended is the biggest question.
Speaker 5: I mean, who gets kicked out of a noodle bar
Speaker 5: at three in the morning, fucking noodle bar.
Speaker 1: Jesus, maybe you thought it was a nude bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where are the ladies? This is a noodle bar. No noodles,
Speaker 1: noodle noodles.
Speaker 6: And when he didn't get what he wanted, he threw
Speaker 6: noodles all over the place after his car and drove
Speaker 6: off at a hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1: Where's my dog?
Speaker 5: Dustin put that in one of his uh your really
Speaker 5: sports history things a text message where they actually have
Speaker 5: a picture of his dog in the carant that's funny.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I was just kind of like, you know,
Speaker 5: like we gotta do something at the third wide receiver,
Speaker 5: and nobody wants to talk about Kyler Murray anymore and
Speaker 5: all this other stuff. So it's like I thought I'd
Speaker 5: bring up some these interesting wide receivers that are going
Speaker 5: to be coming up.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit about.
Speaker 5: I mean, your your offensive line is going to be terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have uh oh, what's this guy? Kid of
Speaker 4: his name? He had to give back his fucking sign
Speaker 4: up bonus. Yeah, Frank got to get back, said pull
Speaker 4: the fucking Barry Sanders. He cast to give back his
Speaker 4: fucking signing bonus.
Speaker 1: He retired.
Speaker 5: And then almost and then he almost came back and
Speaker 5: they said don't and then they have to give back
Speaker 5: to signing boats. I mean, I guess that's that's up
Speaker 5: to them. And however they well, I mean that just
Speaker 5: kind of makes like I mean that just sets the
Speaker 5: standard going forward, like, well, I don't know if I
Speaker 5: want to go there, if I'm gonna have to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, typical Lions doing Lions things.
Speaker 5: Even when he got he tried to come back. I mean,
Speaker 5: and he was hurt, dude, he was.
Speaker 3: It was hurt a lot of times he was.
Speaker 5: He's a good center. I mean, he's out of Minnesota,
Speaker 5: but I don't remember exactly where. But yeah, that's a
Speaker 5: that's an uphill battle for you and your Lions.
Speaker 4: I already told you it's gonna be We're probably gonna
Speaker 4: have a okay year, and then add for that right
Speaker 4: back down on the fucking cellar. So that's okay where
Speaker 4: I'm trying to live with what I can't.
Speaker 5: You think it gonna pull in Joey Bosa.
Speaker 3: No, fucked I would love that, but that's not happening.
Speaker 5: You still really want a Joey Bosa on the other
Speaker 5: side of I would.
Speaker 4: Love that on the other side of Hunch that'd be great.
Speaker 5: You think you still got it? Yeah, I didn't really
Speaker 5: do a whole lot last year with.
Speaker 4: Buffalo, but he's indoors on the turf the defensive end.
Speaker 5: You think the indoors matters coach indoors outdoors versus a
Speaker 5: defensive end. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Now whatever, fuck you guys. All right, women, come back.
Speaker 4: We are gonna do misconnections. We're gonna update that bracket,
Speaker 4: not one, but two brackets that we have going on
Speaker 4: right now, and we have misconnections. I think it's a misconnection.
Speaker 4: You said that, all right, All right, I had a
Speaker 4: couple of drinks already, and then we're gonna do News
Speaker 4: of the Weird and then.
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Speaker 5: Hey, how many you're talking about? Lego on the break? Like,
Speaker 5: do you have any other like bigger pieces other than
Speaker 5: the Like did you did you build the I want
Speaker 5: to ask you did you build the Zelda one?
Speaker 1: I haven't built that one yet. That one's not very big.
Speaker 6: That's just like because it's got like a meeting behind,
Speaker 6: because like I'm a big is all the person? Yeah,
Speaker 6: I also bought one that was a little smaller. That's
Speaker 6: like the from Lord of the Rings the ball Rog
Speaker 6: where he's like the.
Speaker 1: Nerd go outside, Nerd yeah, so that was you shall
Speaker 1: not pass.
Speaker 6: I have that I want to get like the Jurassic part, Uh,
Speaker 6: the break the t Rex breakout, They've got that one,
Speaker 6: and then uh.
Speaker 1: But most of the ones that I really are like
Speaker 1: Star Star Wars.
Speaker 6: So I've got hell yeah, the y Wing, the X
Speaker 6: Wing tie Fighter, I've got the Giant Star Destroyer. I've
Speaker 6: got h Death Star like the second Death Star Wars it.
Speaker 6: You know, but what you find out.
Speaker 4: I love the Clerks to that the contractors.
Speaker 6: How many guys like the rebels are the bad I
Speaker 6: think how many people they died.
Speaker 1: And the guy that Clerks.
Speaker 5: Brings up, like my roofer came over and he's like
Speaker 5: offering me this much money, but it was a he
Speaker 5: was a gangster. So I said no, and I offered
Speaker 5: it to my friend. He got shot on that roof.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: The one I kind of want to get is the
Speaker 5: home Alone one where it's like the the slide from
Speaker 5: Kevin's house to the tree. Zip.
Speaker 1: Zip. They've got a lot of good ones too.
Speaker 6: I did also recently buy they had it was the
Speaker 6: old school seven forty seven with the space shuttle on top.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I just thought that looked cool, so I
Speaker 1: got that one. I like playing it.
Speaker 5: So when you retire, you got plans man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what I should do is I should just start
Speaker 6: at well, like there's girls that do it on Instagram,
Speaker 6: but they're good looking.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 6: That certainly helps that they do. They just build legos
Speaker 6: and they they've monetized it. I should just start building legos.
Speaker 6: But no one wants to watch a fat thirty six
Speaker 6: year old build legos in there. That's a that's a
Speaker 6: very niche.
Speaker 4: I'm intrigued later on algorithm, Yeah, weird, that's.
Speaker 5: Like that one comedians like, his friend is like, I'm
Speaker 5: glad they're banning TikTok It's only make up tutorials and
Speaker 5: people dancing. And he's like, no, that's your algorithm's like
Speaker 5: what Yeah, that's that's why they're banning TikTok is. The
Speaker 5: out of them so good. It's what you watch and
Speaker 5: how quickly they replenish that. But I'm not gay. I'm
Speaker 5: not saying you are. But TikTok is, that's a.
Speaker 3: Woman in your room all ready for misconnection.
Speaker 2: Let's go see what loves going on the encounter with
Speaker 2: the supermarkets and don't know where else to turn. Searching
Speaker 2: for love on the internet. It's time for missed connections
Speaker 2: with Matt.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Justin said Jared Allen was a washed was washed
Speaker 4: and okay vikings run, okay, okay.
Speaker 5: He is also the one that's proclaimed that John Randall
Speaker 5: would take advantage of women of the offensive lineman to
Speaker 5: scare them and the only reason.
Speaker 1: That he got sacks. Very great storyteller at work. He
Speaker 1: was an that's a cowboy guy, Jared Allen spear spear
Speaker 1: hunting hogs.
Speaker 5: Can you jump out of a stand and kill one?
Speaker 4: I love that, all right? First one? And Victoria BC,
Speaker 4: British Columbia, if you.
Speaker 5: Do not know, represent Canada today when they went on
Speaker 5: the ship with US.
Speaker 4: Yep, misconnections. Seen a few of these latelies, so I
Speaker 4: feared I give it a try. Walking alone and break water,
Speaker 4: I noticed you from afar despite the cool weather, you
Speaker 4: were wearing a summer dress, cowboy boots and your wind
Speaker 4: blowing sun cinnamon cinnamon hair, which really caught my attention
Speaker 4: when you when when we got closer, your bright blue
Speaker 4: eyes framed with the faint laughter lines caused by my
Speaker 4: breath to catch. So this says, my breath to catch.
Speaker 4: Then then your smile, froze my feet in place, dot
Speaker 4: dot dot. With your eyes locked, you twirled, winked my alarm.
Speaker 4: My alarm clock went off, dot dot dot. If this
Speaker 4: was you, please yeah me ps. The alarm clock is
Speaker 4: now in pieces.
Speaker 1: So was that a dream?
Speaker 4: It was a dream about a person that he's obviously
Speaker 4: seen before.
Speaker 5: At least he wasn't walking in Memphis.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 5: That was weird. That one's weird.
Speaker 4: Well, you know what mean?
Speaker 1: That's that's good. It's good.
Speaker 5: It my alarm crocking. So you break your own stuff
Speaker 5: because you had a dream about a lady that you
Speaker 5: didn't make a move at in the park.
Speaker 4: That'll happen. That'll happen, misconnection. It's female twenty seven. This
Speaker 4: has a couple updates by the way, too.
Speaker 1: Ooh, here we go.
Speaker 4: I've never done this before, but why not first time
Speaker 4: for everything. Shit. I was leaving the nail salon in
Speaker 4: the Legends Kansas City, Kansas really, on New Year's Eve
Speaker 4: when I saw a man driving a ups van. I
Speaker 4: assume he's a Maleman. He's probably the most beautiful man
Speaker 4: I've ever seen in Kansas City. I saw him and
Speaker 4: had a double take. He's white, maybe in his thirties,
Speaker 4: but could add a few years younger. But could be
Speaker 4: but could be a few years younger. He had tons
Speaker 4: of facial tattoos. I don't remember getting a good look
Speaker 4: at him, but I still find myself thinking about him today.
Speaker 4: If anyone knows who this person is, please message me.
Speaker 4: I would stop, I would stop and say something to him,
Speaker 4: But I look like a bum, and I was, and
Speaker 4: I was in a rush to get home.
Speaker 3: Later that night.
Speaker 4: Update thanks to the lovely person on here, I found
Speaker 4: who who he is. I'm gonna shoot my shot. Final update.
Speaker 4: I reach out but never response. Sad face emoji, crying
Speaker 4: face emoji. I really appreciate all the hopeful, the hopeful
Speaker 4: comments and d MS lesson learned.
Speaker 3: I should just say hi.
Speaker 4: I would like to say, in the nicest way possible,
Speaker 4: Dot dot dot, this is not love is blind. I
Speaker 4: prefer to meet people in a person or at a
Speaker 4: very least known who and potentially pursuing romantically or platonically.
Speaker 4: Chat request will not be accepted. So peace and love.
Speaker 5: So one guy was able to make that brown outfit
Speaker 5: look really good.
Speaker 3: Huh really good.
Speaker 5: It's very slimmy, very very slimming the face.
Speaker 1: Tattoos probably just made it pop brown.
Speaker 4: You gotta do what you gotta do, all right, Next
Speaker 4: one misconnection in the peril. There is no way he's
Speaker 4: gonna ever see this, but dot dot dot just gonna
Speaker 4: just gonna ford, just gonna go for it. You had
Speaker 4: a curly hair and sunglasses, and you kept taking on
Speaker 4: and off.
Speaker 3: We danced together, and I swear there was a spark.
Speaker 4: You were wearing a red and white shirt, had whatever
Speaker 4: appeared to be silver nail polish, and a nosering You
Speaker 4: told me to You told me to have a good night,
Speaker 4: and I said that you were the hottest guy here.
Speaker 4: You had the biggest smile on your face. I felt
Speaker 4: so stupid when I did ask for your name or number.
Speaker 4: Our friends were yelling at me because they noticed that.
Speaker 3: There was something between us.
Speaker 4: If this is you, dot dot dot, tell me how
Speaker 4: many friends are friends? We're with you? And what color
Speaker 4: their hair was?
Speaker 5: Elol, that's a very interesting question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be a different color.
Speaker 5: Also, like again, you met they met at a bar
Speaker 5: or some dancing place. You know, go back there, hope
Speaker 5: for the best, Go back, Charlie, ever gonna do that
Speaker 5: for what?
Speaker 4: Go back to a place where you hopefully maybe may
Speaker 4: see somebody.
Speaker 1: I've never done that. I do have.
Speaker 6: I've got a good story. It's not a misconnection. So
Speaker 6: there's this place in San Juan, Capistrano we used to
Speaker 6: love to go. It was kind of it's it's one
Speaker 6: of those places where there's like shit hanging from the
Speaker 6: ceiling all stuff, like they've got ladies kind of like that,
Speaker 6: ladies bras hanging from the ceiling, buts and like other things,
Speaker 6: old old photos and stuff and it's an old timey
Speaker 6: but cash only that type of place called It's so
Speaker 6: sad one Capstrontos where all the swallows fly to in
Speaker 6: the winter whatever the swallows like.
Speaker 1: The He's like, oh, the ladies. I wanted to let
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 6: So when I tell you the name of the bar
Speaker 6: is swallows, you understood where that's coming from.
Speaker 5: There almost sudden he's.
Speaker 6: Like, it's the it's the type of it's the type
Speaker 6: of bar where the men's bathroom has like the cards
Speaker 6: that you see. You walk in there and you go,
Speaker 6: WHOA right. So anyway i'd gone there. We were there
Speaker 6: one night. It was a weak night, but they always
Speaker 6: have a live band and they were doing they had
Speaker 6: uh like something. A lot of the people there like
Speaker 6: they'll they'll two steps, sometimes they'll dance or whatever, but
Speaker 6: most of them don't, Like most people didn't know like
Speaker 6: a lot of.
Speaker 1: Like the line dances.
Speaker 6: I used to go line dancing all the time too,
Speaker 6: you know, get boot barn and so so you go
Speaker 6: a lot. And my uncle owned the bar there in
Speaker 6: sam Bordino, so I would go. I would go there
Speaker 6: all the time. But now we're down to this place
Speaker 6: san Ua Castrano, and it was like me and then
Speaker 6: this one other girl like knew the songs and she
Speaker 6: knew how to dance, and so like you know, we
Speaker 6: kind of started hanging out that night. Asked for a number.
Speaker 6: She put it in my phone. I forgot to save.
Speaker 1: No, you got to go to the internet.
Speaker 5: I was like, because I was like, hey, do you
Speaker 5: go to the brand and I which is where my
Speaker 5: uncle She's like, oh, yeah, I go time. I was like,
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, what's your number, like you know
Speaker 5: we can hang out blah blah blah, I'll hitch and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, yeah, you go blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: And I didn't save it for I guess I put
Speaker 5: in my pocket and then like you know, like you
Speaker 5: pull an app up and it like yeah.
Speaker 1: And like the next day like I'm looking and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no fuck.
Speaker 5: Oh well, she just would have been you amount of
Speaker 5: years later, you could have went to Reddit or Greig's list.
Speaker 1: That that is a. That is a that's sad.
Speaker 5: Unlike Matt who just looked at a girl's breasts from
Speaker 5: across the bar and that she caught him and then
Speaker 5: he went.
Speaker 1: Got busted.
Speaker 4: Yep, been there, all right, this one is in uh,
Speaker 4: I said a Noka in playing area to the beautiful
Speaker 4: one playing games on her phone.
Speaker 3: You are beautiful.
Speaker 4: You were with your dad. You were with your dad.
Speaker 4: I believe I should have asked I should have asked
Speaker 4: you out what game were you playing?
Speaker 5: Not creepy, I'll call you.
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite character? What?
Speaker 5: She said them like lower characters like I'm in love?
Speaker 1: Which dungeon do you like?
Speaker 4: Speak up to everybody? Hearts you ship? That's good? What dungeon?
Speaker 5: What's your favorite dungeon?
Speaker 1: All right, moving on, do you not recommend asking any
Speaker 1: of those things? No, your faces, that's like a fifth date.
Speaker 5: That's a fifth date question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the second first one what's your favorite dungeon?
Speaker 4: Crazy? Looking for Michael in the Brainerd or the Cities area,
Speaker 4: at least a name a lot of Michael's out there.
Speaker 4: We hooked up a few times many years ago. I
Speaker 4: just it's just two of us, just the two of us,
Speaker 4: and one time we had a threesome. Woa with your partner.
Speaker 4: Awesome you moved out of town. I think that the
Speaker 4: cities and would rather and would randomly shoot me a
Speaker 4: text with an invite when you came back up here.
Speaker 5: Buddies were round, and I know those girls will do
Speaker 5: all of us. I swear to.
Speaker 4: God, I check it out and I and I would
Speaker 4: never be able to come. I regret that. I mean
Speaker 4: come up there. Oh okay, sorry, possibly a long shot,
Speaker 4: but they'll they'll never see this. But I like to
Speaker 4: get back into I like to get back in touch.
Speaker 4: Tell me your partner's name so I know it's you.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and six, Era Or said, may pick up
Speaker 4: your blank I'll never get that beauty.
Speaker 1: Wow that besides the chabatta bread.
Speaker 5: That one might be my favorite one. The chabata bread
Speaker 5: waving that in the aisle, she like farted and waved
Speaker 5: it with your bata bread, and that guy was like
Speaker 5: breath taking bread.
Speaker 6: Twenty years is a long time to be Yeah, for
Speaker 6: the best guys, Like is that the Chicken Gang?
Speaker 4: This was fourteen days ago. Oh that's my music. Damn it,
Speaker 4: it's going so well.
Speaker 5: What happened fourteen days ago?
Speaker 4: That's what this was posted fourteen days ago?
Speaker 1: Oh, fourteen days ago? Weeks? Why did they just say
Speaker 1: two weeks?
Speaker 4: That one?
Speaker 5: Comedians like, uh, they're Dusty Sleigh, it's a quarter to four.
Speaker 1: I didn't need a weird math problem. Tell me it's
Speaker 1: three to four.
Speaker 6: It's so funny when they say, like how old they're like,
Speaker 6: they're like thirty six months, Like just they're a year.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, year and a half, two.
Speaker 6: Years, eighteen months until a year and a half old,
Speaker 6: say that I don't need I don't need a math
Speaker 6: when it's oh, I'm thirty five weeks along?
Speaker 1: How many months is that? Something?
Speaker 5: Last one Bustle the Calculator.
Speaker 4: Black women walking in walking in m o A seeking
Speaker 4: attracted black woman that was walking in the mall. I'm
Speaker 4: older sixty, but I'm but I'm good looking. Allegedly I
Speaker 4: looked and smiled at you. You seem interested I should
Speaker 4: have taken the opportunity to talk and perhaps established something.
Speaker 3: No, that's not creepy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know any lady there that read that, that
Speaker 5: was there at that time?
Speaker 1: I mean, how old was the good looking black lady?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Did not say, because obviously he did
Speaker 4: not establish.
Speaker 5: Communications, didn't didn't ask, didn't ask, did I ask?
Speaker 4: You? Justin said, hey, must be nice to Matt. Must
Speaker 4: be nice to Matt. He had a rough time since
Speaker 4: being crushed by Courtney. That was freshman year. I'm okay,
Speaker 4: I have seen better days and we all go through it.
Speaker 4: Don't bring that up. I didn't win that beat anyways.
Speaker 4: That is misconnections this week? All right, should we do
Speaker 4: our you to do the bracket? Want to do our
Speaker 4: Berbery Sports bracket? Or do you want to do the
Speaker 4: ESPN bracket.
Speaker 5: Let's go with the ESPN bracket.
Speaker 4: Breakout's pull that up once you talk amongst yourself.
Speaker 5: Delaware, oh Man, Delaware, Cayden Boozer.
Speaker 1: Should he have held the ball?
Speaker 9: My?
Speaker 6: I think my favorite thing from all that is is
Speaker 6: the face that that John Shire made. Have you seen that? Yeah,
Speaker 6: just like he's got that. He looks like that penguin
Speaker 6: from Madagascar. He's just like perplexed at what's going on
Speaker 6: in front of him. Yeah, he's like it's like he's
Speaker 6: like it's like a smile with like this weird grin,
Speaker 6: Like I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: Cause remember that, I mean.
Speaker 5: We had a time out, they had a timeout, and
Speaker 5: we had the ball ten seconds to go. He just
Speaker 5: holds onto the ball. They're gonna follow again.
Speaker 1: Well like remember last year against Houston.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, it was my birthday and I fell asleep
Speaker 5: and Jada woke me up. She's like, you're gonna you're
Speaker 5: gonna want to watch this.
Speaker 1: Like what was like a minute left? They were up
Speaker 1: by seven, Yeah, and.
Speaker 5: Then all of a sudden. So now this is kind
Speaker 5: of becoming John Shire's.
Speaker 6: You know, I think I think there's two schools of thought. Obviously,
Speaker 6: you didn't need to bring the ball across half court. Nope,
Speaker 6: the guy that got the ball second started the guy
Speaker 6: that so who initially passed it in. He gets the ball,
Speaker 6: there's nobody there. He should be dribbling it up, right.
Speaker 6: He should try to dribble as much as he can
Speaker 6: and force the defenders to converge on him to get
Speaker 6: somebody else open, because if he starts dribbling away with it,
Speaker 6: they have to foul him. The problem was is he
Speaker 6: throws it up to Boozer and there's two guys there
Speaker 6: ready to double.
Speaker 1: And then there's two other guys wide open, and Boozer.
Speaker 6: Says, there's two guys, sees two guys wide open, and
Speaker 6: if he gets it over both those guys, it's game over. Yeah,
Speaker 6: But he ends up not getting it over him. They
Speaker 6: block it, and then that kid Mullins hits a ridiculous shot.
Speaker 6: That's like that's all part of it too, is like
Speaker 6: he it was a little like with five seconds left,
Speaker 6: like credit to Yukon, and that Mullens kid is like,
Speaker 6: I was gonna take the shot and then berries it
Speaker 6: from way outside.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was on the it was on the logo. So
Speaker 1: it's just one of those things something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's one of those things where you know, as
Speaker 6: much as you want to blame john Shire and Duke
Speaker 6: and I can see that. Like you talk also about
Speaker 6: having a young inexperience. For sure, that's part of what
Speaker 6: comes with a freshman.
Speaker 5: A freshman had on the court, Well freshman saw was
Speaker 5: a freshman passes it up to the other guy was
Speaker 5: a freshman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then a simple pump.
Speaker 5: Fake and then just hold the ball because you don't
Speaker 5: have to get it over. Even if they don't get
Speaker 5: it over and they don't follow you, there's zero point
Speaker 5: one or two second.
Speaker 6: I think he had a timeout and they had a
Speaker 6: time out. And you know, here's the thing, though, is
Speaker 6: I get it. He's probably trying to save it for
Speaker 6: when you get fouled, and if you make both free throws,
Speaker 6: you're gonna call timeout, so you get set up defensively. Ye, right,
Speaker 6: So I get that, Like you're not looking to call
Speaker 6: the time out right there, because typically you're not worried
Speaker 6: about something crazy like that happening. But unfortunately they just
Speaker 6: it wasn't a good situational Well you're.
Speaker 5: Up by nineteen with X amount of time to go,
Speaker 5: it's yeah, and it just kind of fell apart.
Speaker 1: And they've been doing that all tournament though.
Speaker 6: That's the thing is, like it wasn't surprising in the
Speaker 6: sense that, like they didn't play well against Sienna, they
Speaker 6: didn't play well in their second round game against whoever.
Speaker 5: Well, in the second half, they blew the they blew
Speaker 5: the doors off TCU.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but the first half it was like a bucket.
Speaker 6: And then and then in the Sweet sixteen, Saint John's
Speaker 6: was close. Saint John's was a tight game too. So
Speaker 6: it's kind of one of those things that I think
Speaker 6: you just.
Speaker 4: You know, watched his play. Roy Lewis dropped the ball.
Speaker 4: He lost it in the rain.
Speaker 1: It's raining.
Speaker 5: He oh, he went, he went Billyvingilly.
Speaker 1: He blamed it on the rain.
Speaker 4: But but he got though. And the Smoke show on
Speaker 4: the TV. Anyways, I do have our bracket.
Speaker 1: Well, let's see.
Speaker 5: I I went crazy. I had Miami makeing the final four.
Speaker 5: They didn't make it out of the round at thirty two,
Speaker 5: but I did have Illin in Michigan, and then I
Speaker 5: had Duke. So I was like, I'll get three out
Speaker 5: of four meet Lotion and made a song about that. No,
Speaker 5: I only got two.
Speaker 1: It's bad, I was.
Speaker 5: I was out before the Elite.
Speaker 4: Eight, all right. So in our beat really Sports ESPN bracket,
Speaker 4: the winner we'll get a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 4: to the knob and call Charlie. Did I send you
Speaker 4: a link? No? Damn it, I'm very sorry. Uh. Sheena,
Speaker 4: who runs our website is number one. She picked Yukon.
Speaker 1: It didn't matter what I was gonna pick. I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4: Wanted Sam from the Silver BOWLT Session is number two Michigan.
Speaker 4: You picked Michigan large and in Charge. I don't know
Speaker 4: who that is. I think it was Scott. I think
Speaker 4: it's Scott who is larger in charge.
Speaker 5: It says their name under it.
Speaker 1: No, no, this was his ESPN fans.
Speaker 3: That has not helped me.
Speaker 4: But then a couple of guys from the song Sports
Speaker 4: and Songs, Andy and Dan are.
Speaker 3: In fifth and sixth.
Speaker 4: I'm sitting seventh. Hoover is in tenth with the going
Speaker 4: for Arizona.
Speaker 1: Jared, our good.
Speaker 4: Friend Jared is picking Arizona as well.
Speaker 3: He's sitting in twelve.
Speaker 6: You want to know the thing that's like, that was
Speaker 6: bad and now obviously it's over because Duke loss. But
Speaker 6: my best bracket heading into the Elite eight was the
Speaker 6: one where I just literally picked Chalk. I was just like, oh,
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna fuck a top season, win everything and
Speaker 6: going to the Elite eight halfway through the tournament.
Speaker 1: That was my best bracket.
Speaker 6: So that tells you exactly, oh, well I do when
Speaker 6: it comes to March Madness.
Speaker 1: I don't do well.
Speaker 3: People know this by now, and I just kind.
Speaker 4: Of picked this pick, and not because I don't watch basketball,
Speaker 4: because I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: I need to start just like mascots or colors that
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what she is obviously doing.
Speaker 4: All right, So let's move over to the beer Belly
Speaker 4: sports worst sports moment in Minnesota history. So in the
Speaker 4: first round, we had the dome collapse taking on AP's
Speaker 4: blown knee. Talking to Dustin later, it was supposed to
Speaker 4: be changed to Teddy Bridgewater's injury. You my fault. I'm
Speaker 4: looking at the bracket that we had, not what he
Speaker 4: wrote down. Uh, ten to three, don't collapse. Moves on.
Speaker 4: They'll play the north Stars leaving Minnesota. Next up is
Speaker 4: the Twins eighteen years playoff drought versus Walsh's wide left.
Speaker 4: Wide Left is gonna win nine to four. Move on,
Speaker 4: play against the Golphers nineteen ninety seven Vikings. All right, sorry,
Speaker 4: the Golphers ninety seven Final four is what they're gonna
Speaker 4: be playing. Next up is gonna be the Santana Trade
Speaker 4: or the love Boat scandal. This was iffy. This is
Speaker 4: a seven to six win. Love Boat squeaks by and
Speaker 4: we'll play against the herschel Walker.
Speaker 5: I don't necessarily think that was a bad moment. The
Speaker 5: love Boat. I think that was great media. It was
Speaker 5: fun to talk about. Santana trade was bad.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you vote for the Santana Trade?
Speaker 5: I think so?
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Next one is the untapped potential versus untap potential for
Speaker 4: the maur and more No versus the Wolves paying off
Speaker 4: Joe Smith on tap potential of the Maer Boys will
Speaker 4: sorry the Moreno and maer move on.
Speaker 3: To the next round.
Speaker 4: They'll play against the Curry not a timberwolf.
Speaker 1: That was tough moving over.
Speaker 4: So that was the fishing opener region and the Ludafisk region.
Speaker 4: Luda Fisk region, yes, sir, not Lefso not leftso learned that.
Speaker 4: Now in the meat Raffle region, the Cowboys versus the
Speaker 4: Vikings original Hell Mary versus Morris Bales. After nineteen ninety one,
Speaker 4: after the Twins win the World Series, ago to the
Speaker 4: Blue Jays to win another World Series.
Speaker 5: That's worse because of his like when he got signed,
Speaker 5: he was like could be here for life. It was
Speaker 5: like a one year I can't remember how much money.
Speaker 5: And then the next year, he's like, yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 1: The fuck you guys am out.
Speaker 4: So the original Hail Mary the Cowboys versus the Vikings
Speaker 4: move on ten to three victory. They'll play against the
Speaker 4: nineteen ninety eight Minnesota Vikings. Next up in the meat
Speaker 4: raffle region. It's kg going to trade it to Boston
Speaker 4: versus the Ortiz being released Ortiz being released by the
Speaker 4: by the Twins wins ten to three, they'll play against
Speaker 4: the Kirby Pucket Retirements.
Speaker 5: Everybody was happy that cag You know, this was for Unesota,
Speaker 5: like you know when he finally won one, he wasn't
Speaker 5: gonna win one here, nah, Like we did our best
Speaker 5: to bring in Latrell's pretty well.
Speaker 1: He brings his zoozies.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Next one is the Michigan versus Minnesota back in
Speaker 4: two thousand and four, and many people who if you
Speaker 4: if you're a Gold fan like me, they were up
Speaker 4: two scores and do them driving and then uh umball
Speaker 4: get too big and ship to bed and the there's
Speaker 4: a Wolverige win it.
Speaker 5: There was a couple of games like that back then, too,
Speaker 5: Like is that the Braylan Edwards one? I don't remember,
Speaker 5: but there was a couple of games like back to
Speaker 5: back years where we were up big and then just
Speaker 5: found a way to lose it.
Speaker 4: So they play against the Marbury leaves Minnesota.
Speaker 1: He's such a winery.
Speaker 3: Is the is.
Speaker 4: Mobbury's leaving moving on against Minneapolis Lakers moved to La
Speaker 4: He dogs, can you just stop fucking? We never barked
Speaker 4: during like irregular parts the day, but now when we.
Speaker 5: Do every ship every week. We got the doggies.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 4: Mosque traded to Oakland in the Gant was out region.
Speaker 4: Mosque traded to Oakland or Gabick leave in Minnesota. Moss
Speaker 4: get traded. Oakland's wins big ten to one. They'll move
Speaker 4: on to play against the two thousand and nine Vikings. God, hey,
Speaker 4: fucking relax over there.
Speaker 3: Oh this person dropping off the package. That's why makes
Speaker 3: the door check out.
Speaker 1: They're pissed about this whole bracket.
Speaker 4: I tell you why.
Speaker 5: They're like're just getting traded. Should have one or didn't
Speaker 5: win it?
Speaker 4: Did Elver Gabbrick going to Minnesota or leaving Minnesota? All right?
Speaker 4: Next one and we move into the next round.
Speaker 3: Round two.
Speaker 4: Don't collapse versus the north Stars leaving Minnesota. As of now,
Speaker 4: nine to four, sorry, nine to three north Stars leavings.
Speaker 1: That's to be like final four.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good chance. Let's take a look at
Speaker 4: it from uh the what do you think? I know
Speaker 4: you're a big giant sports fan, even though not a
Speaker 4: big Minnesota fan.
Speaker 6: But I I've just everybody I've talked to, like f
Speaker 6: Norm Green in fact, that the north Stars were the
Speaker 6: hockey team in the state of hockey. They leave and
Speaker 6: then they go win a title in Dallas like Retilly quick, Yeah,
Speaker 6: pretty quickly with a lot of the same guys. Right, Madonna,
Speaker 6: Mike Madonna. I've seen the Mike Madonna statue outside the
Speaker 6: United Centerline Center in Dallas. I saw it, so there's
Speaker 6: oh no, that was before they played the game against
Speaker 6: the wild Wilde won that game.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm just like the next one is Wash
Speaker 4: wide left versus in ninety seven Gopher his final four
Speaker 4: right left, wash wats wide left is leading eleven to one.
Speaker 6: The final four things kind of like gott to be celebrated, Like, yeah,
Speaker 6: we never get to the scandal.
Speaker 4: Who cares?
Speaker 1: Clem Haskins had some girls due players homework. Nobody cares.
Speaker 6: Didn't Patino get in trouble for having strippers at like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, Louisville, Yeah, Louisville for like recruiting nights, or.
Speaker 1: North Carolina got in trouble for like having super easy classes.
Speaker 1: If you don't have a scandal or even trying, are
Speaker 1: you even trying? Exactly? Charlie Haskins is above his time.
Speaker 4: Next next one in the Ludifisk region, love Boat taking
Speaker 4: on the Herschel Walker trade. This right now is twelve
Speaker 4: to nothing in favor of the rehearsal Walker tray. This
Speaker 4: is gonna be a steamroll. I believe the love Boat.
Speaker 5: I think it was fun. I think it was just
Speaker 5: a fun thing, you know. I mean we got obliterated
Speaker 5: in media for it, but I you know, it's you'll
Speaker 5: hear no foul. Yeah, well, you know, a couple of
Speaker 5: ladies got, you know, a little mad about it.
Speaker 4: What happened next up is the in the Ludafis region
Speaker 4: is the untapped potential for the eminem Boys versus a
Speaker 4: Curry and not a Timberwolf. Curry not a Timberwolf is
Speaker 4: leading seven to five.
Speaker 5: So another clar I mean, Ricky Rubio, okay, but Johnny
Speaker 5: Flynn over him. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, one one game now once but twice one game.
Speaker 1: But know the Johnny Flynn won was one game.
Speaker 5: He had one game in like the Big East Tournament
Speaker 5: where he's like triple overtime and he was unbelievable, and
Speaker 5: then he was just terrible in the NBA.
Speaker 4: All right, moving on to the round two, get more
Speaker 4: into the round two. The meat Raffle Region Cowboys versus
Speaker 4: the Vikings, Hell Mary versus the nineteen ninety eight Vikings,
Speaker 4: Like ninety eight Vikings to one is that's a heartbreak.
Speaker 4: It's not just the call of the Pat Summer all
Speaker 4: and John Madden call of Gary Anderson. It's a whole season,
Speaker 4: like you had a whole fucking chance they do it.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 5: That was devastating.
Speaker 6: I very vividly remember that because I'm a Broncos fan. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: you should have played and that's who we expected to
Speaker 6: be playing on that Yeah, I think it.
Speaker 1: Would have been a little bit.
Speaker 5: I think it'd have been a better game.
Speaker 1: Denver versus in Atlanta. Yeah, oh for sure, for sure
Speaker 1: it would have been.
Speaker 6: And like I'm watching that game, like, oh, we're gonna
Speaker 6: be playing the Vikings and it's gonna be you know
Speaker 6: two teams that you know, Broncos exercise the demons. The
Speaker 6: year before they'd had the most appearances without a win,
Speaker 6: so did the Bills, and so the Vikings.
Speaker 4: Bruce can't close the door. Yeah, I'm tired of them.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, but yeah, the ninety eight Vikings that was
Speaker 4: huge at this should have been like Vikings and Broncos.
Speaker 3: This one's for John was that was that the.
Speaker 6: One, well one ninety nine was the night or sorry,
Speaker 6: ninety seven was when they beat the Packers and that
Speaker 6: was the you know, this one's for for John, okay,
Speaker 6: and then he came back l wait, came back to win.
Speaker 1: That second one.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The first one was a helicopter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, helicopter and they beat Fabric and the and the
Speaker 6: Packers and and uh yeah. Then but the next year
Speaker 6: was Falcons in Miami and they they had no problem
Speaker 6: with them. It would have a much better game if
Speaker 6: they'd have played the Vikings. Yeah, how it goes.
Speaker 4: Next one in the meat raffle division or teas taken
Speaker 4: on Kirby Pucket's retirement early retirement.
Speaker 5: Tucket should just dominate this one nine to three.
Speaker 4: Right now favor of Pucket.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was like the heartbeat of Minnesota.
Speaker 1: PA.
Speaker 3: Well, they're not wrong.
Speaker 4: Now in the gant was outreach in Mawbury versus the
Speaker 4: Minneapolis Lakers moving to La La. Right now it is
Speaker 4: Minneapolis Lakers taking Minneapolis Lakers beating Mawbury, leaving Minnesota seven
Speaker 4: to four.
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw the interview with him, and he
Speaker 1: just was like, I don't like it's cold.
Speaker 5: So him and Garnet got all together and then he
Speaker 5: they traded Ray Allen for Marbury and then like another
Speaker 5: fat and he was like, it's cold here. It's like, dude,
Speaker 5: you can get a driver.
Speaker 4: Get a driver.
Speaker 1: You never have to be outside.
Speaker 4: Next one is Mosquet traded to Oakland versus two thousand
Speaker 4: and nine Vikings. Bar drops backs to his left.
Speaker 1: Listen, Detroit man, this is a super Bowl, this one.
Speaker 4: Oh nine Vikings twelve to nothing.
Speaker 5: I dropped to the ground when he threw that interception.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I was so so disappointed.
Speaker 5: I dropped, like I it's like, we got a chance.
Speaker 5: Long Will could probably kick that field goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if he runs the.
Speaker 5: Five yards at a wide open year. Yes, that was
Speaker 5: against the Colts and now they can't even do that.
Speaker 5: At halftime where Sean Payton came out at halftime and
Speaker 5: then kicked the on side kick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh so that is our beer. Really sports the
Speaker 4: worst Minnesota regions, Oh sorry, worst Minnesota sports moments. If
Speaker 4: you want to vote, it's on our Facebook page right now.
Speaker 4: You have till Wednesday morning to vote, So Charlie, you
Speaker 4: have time to vote.
Speaker 1: Still, I know which ones I'm voting for.
Speaker 3: Perfect.
Speaker 5: I saw Bruce cry over here a couple of times,
Speaker 5: so I figured those ones the worst.
Speaker 1: Probably not the Lakers one, though, No, that's too that's
Speaker 1: too old for me. Was that benefited me?
Speaker 4: Director, there's a committee that did all this. It was
Speaker 4: not me, a committee that did all this.
Speaker 5: But even like that one, it's like that one's too
Speaker 5: old for me.
Speaker 6: That one that that the Minneapolis Lakers is so old that, like,
Speaker 6: I mean, they at least won us a championship, won
Speaker 6: a title, but I mean that was when like when
Speaker 6: did they leave?
Speaker 5: Oh god, that had been the forties, fifties.
Speaker 6: Sifties, like it, I mean a long time, because I
Speaker 6: mean you think about how long they were in Los Angeles,
Speaker 6: Like nobody thinks of Minneapolis Lakers except for Minnesota's.
Speaker 4: Sometimes like Kobe has that minneapolish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do those throwbacks.
Speaker 4: Oh that hurts all right? Read if the news of
Speaker 4: the weird.
Speaker 1: Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Yes, mayonnaise can be used as a musical instrument. Lacky
Speaker 5: new study proves it. Hellman's is finally answering the question
Speaker 5: on everyone's mind. Is mayonnaise an instrument? The question was
Speaker 5: informally infamously first poised by about twenty five years ago
Speaker 5: by the lovable Starfish Patrick on SpongeBob Squarepantsly gross. But
Speaker 5: and now there's finally an answer. The Blood and Mayo
Speaker 5: brand worked with doctor Rachel Durkin, head of Global Music
Speaker 5: Technologies at North Urbine University.
Speaker 1: And her team experts see it scientifically, mayonnaise could be
Speaker 1: considered an instrument.
Speaker 5: Wow, what has been a widespread internet meme finally has
Speaker 5: a proper verdict based on an academic study. Yes, mayonnaise
Speaker 5: can function as an instrument. Music has always evolved through
Speaker 5: a yeah experimentation. When you look at the core principles
Speaker 5: of how instruments create sound, you realize the possibilities of
Speaker 5: unconventional materials are endless. Durkin said in this statement. So yes,
Speaker 5: squeezing that mail could now be considered a musical instrument.
Speaker 5: Now this one is a bit of a longer one,
Speaker 5: and this is on April Fool's Day. Here's I gotta
Speaker 5: get backed up the top. Here here are eleven of
Speaker 5: the top April Fool pranks of twenty twenty six Canes
Speaker 5: Sauce Coke the chicken chain raising canes enlisted the help
Speaker 5: of Hollywood star Mechennic Grace to an veil cane. Sauce Coke,
Speaker 5: a hoax variety of Coca Cola inspired by the Eateyes signature.
Speaker 5: Sauce all right, looks disgusting, sas gross?
Speaker 1: Sure, Oh man, I have a problem. Dudewipe button mask.
Speaker 5: Dudewipe's, the most masculine of wet wipes brand unveiled a
Speaker 5: new skincare product billed as the industry's first targeted hydro
Speaker 5: gel patch designed specifically for your third eye. Just pop
Speaker 5: this soothing jel disc directly onto the target zone for
Speaker 5: fifteen minutes while you doom scroll on the throne. The
Speaker 5: company said, nice.
Speaker 1: The butt mask.
Speaker 3: Third eye is a show title for sure.
Speaker 1: Just Roll Deppuff sheet mask.
Speaker 5: Speaking of skincare, pastry company Just Roll introduced the Deep Puff,
Speaker 5: a sheet mask made from a puffy pastry dome, promising
Speaker 5: a three increase and buttery smooth skin with nine out
Speaker 5: of can Experiencing the sudden urge to host brunch, just
Speaker 5: roll said, because why reduces puffiness when you can also
Speaker 5: increase puff patry cravings?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Ugbrella, the footwear firm UH heralded the latest accessory for
Speaker 5: its iconic sheepskin boots, a clip on Ugbrella to protect
Speaker 5: the boots from rain. The company said, well, the ugrella
Speaker 5: might not exist yet, protecting your favorite pair of UG
Speaker 5: boots definitely should. Rain Spills in everyday wear can easily
Speaker 5: damage the suede and sheepskin if they are not properly protected.
Speaker 5: All right, how did your foot even fit in that?
Speaker 4: With that on the bucket? Or may put it on last?
Speaker 4: I mean you put down brother thing on last.
Speaker 5: Terry's emergency segment phone case Terry's Chocolate, the company best
Speaker 5: known for its iconic chocolate orange, shared a photo of
Speaker 5: a phone is designed to carry an emergency piece of
Speaker 5: sweet treat.
Speaker 1: This is the first high tech.
Speaker 5: Phone case designed to carry chocolate. Terry said on social media.
Speaker 5: We're making a big step into the world of heat
Speaker 5: control technology, determined to keep your terry's in a perfect
Speaker 5: condition for any emergencies.
Speaker 4: All right, you're a good photo of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like a piece you can flip up.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: Mash Gang Office Keg, a non alcoholic beer brand. Mash
Speaker 5: Gang revealed a keg specifically designed to turn an office
Speaker 5: water cooler into a keg to dispense frothy bruise. The
Speaker 5: mash Gang Office Keg seamlessly replaces your standard water jug
Speaker 5: with a rotating selection of our award winning non alcoholic beer.
Speaker 5: It is dispensed ice cold on demand and dangerously crushable
Speaker 5: between meetings. The company said, no more said or no
Speaker 5: more sad hydration, No more pretending sparkling water is exciting
Speaker 5: This workplace culture upgraded. Chaco Bell, the chocolate company Monte
Speaker 5: beaut Jingles, teamed with cheese snack brand Baybell to create
Speaker 5: a chocole Bell, a cheese snack that replaces Baybell's iconic
Speaker 5: wax shells with one made from chocolate. As a part
Speaker 5: of the rising chokou tree movement, Choco Bell reimagines the
Speaker 5: iconic Baybell snack with a chocolate truffle exterior wrapped around
Speaker 5: a smooth, creamy cheese center. Monte Bo Jingles announced that sounds.
Speaker 1: Good, that actually doesn't sound bad. That where you say charcouterie.
Speaker 2: Was that that?
Speaker 1: I think it's chocootery CHARCOTERI.
Speaker 5: They went, oh cho chocolate, chocoty, chodery chocoutery, Sharkcooter and
Speaker 5: top Ramen Butterfinger. Another poutry collaboration was announced. The noodle
Speaker 5: company top Ramen and this candy bar Butterfinger would try it.
Speaker 5: That looks disgusting. There's no, that's not a sweet and savory.
Speaker 5: Keebler's how hollow Tree Toothpaste. The Keebler company, better known
Speaker 5: for being on the supply side of tooth decay, unveiled
Speaker 5: the Hollow Tree Toothpaste, promising all the flavor of its
Speaker 5: iconic cookies with none of the cavities. The toothpaste flavors
Speaker 5: include e L Fudge, Soft Baked Chips, Deluxe Brownie, Fudge Stripes,
Speaker 5: Sandy Shortbread, and Vienna fingers. Oh and this one, I
Speaker 5: don't even know. This one is weird as the last one.
Speaker 5: Heinz Macho Mayo, Macha Mao. Kinnibig Company. Hines teamed up
Speaker 5: with macho company perfected tad perfected to bring the macha
Speaker 5: latte trend into the world of spreadable sandwich toppings. I
Speaker 5: don't I don't know what that is. What is macha
Speaker 5: Macha is like a.
Speaker 6: It's like like a SI Like it's one of those
Speaker 6: like flavors you put in, like it you'd get a
Speaker 6: Starbucks or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be like healthy for you don't care,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 5: Moving on, New York jumps.
Speaker 4: I don't have I don't know what that is.
Speaker 5: That was the last one.
Speaker 1: New York jumps.
Speaker 5: To number three for US alien abductions. Experts reveal why
Speaker 5: it's such a hot zone. Odds of a hostile close
Speaker 5: encounter have reportedly never been higher in the Big Apple.
Speaker 5: New York was named the third most likely place to
Speaker 5: get abducted in the US, according to a Gambling Guide
Speaker 5: Casino annual rankings, which is conducted to honor National Alien
Speaker 5: Abduction Day.
Speaker 1: Yes that's a real, that's real.
Speaker 5: On March twentieth, got it. The Empire State, which moved
Speaker 5: up to the stellar two spots from last year's, posted
Speaker 5: a staggering eight three and fourteen UFO sightings reported since
Speaker 5: nineteen seventy four, or one in every one thousand and
Speaker 5: three residents you can get abducted in New York. That
Speaker 5: place is at just behind Washington at seven five hundred
Speaker 5: ninety five reported sightings, or one for every nine hundred
Speaker 5: and seventy seven people, and in first place winner Delaware
Speaker 5: Dellware tell one and every nine and twenty eight residents. California,
Speaker 5: here you go, Charlie, despite having more than its share
Speaker 5: of weird close encounters, landed at a slightly more respectable
Speaker 5: number twenty two on the list, with one UFO sighting
Speaker 5: per every one thousand, seven hundred and eight residents. Minnesota
Speaker 5: is at twenty four hundred, and we're forty first at
Speaker 5: like twenty four one hundred and fifty seven people per
Speaker 5: sighting or forty first. Okay, so we just don't get
Speaker 5: them up here. They just don't want to come up
Speaker 5: to the Upper Midwest. This one's sad for you all
Speaker 5: you bart.
Speaker 1: It's too cold.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they don't even want to come here. Barbie event
Speaker 5: issues refund after comparison with the infamous Glasgow convention. Barby
Speaker 5: Dreamfest in Florida had one attendee claiming they'd been wanka
Speaker 5: a reference to a disastrous really Wonka themed event in Glasgow.
Speaker 5: They don't talk about that at all in this whole thing.
Speaker 5: I have no idea what that means. But a Barbie
Speaker 5: Dreamfest in Florida had that's the same thing here.
Speaker 1: We gotta move down.
Speaker 5: Barbie Dreamfest in Florida Lauderdale promised an interactive dream house,
Speaker 5: roller skating party, and fashion show, workshops and more, with
Speaker 5: tickets ranging from sixty nine dollars to four and forty
Speaker 5: nine woo, but it didn't meet expectations for some fans,
Speaker 5: with the lineup of attractions providing shots of pink and otherwise. Rather,
Speaker 5: they're a looking convention center being compared to an infamous
Speaker 5: wily Wonka event. They bring it up, but they don't
Speaker 5: talk about it that The disastrous dedication to one of
Speaker 5: the literature's most recognizable characters also saw refront's issue to children,
Speaker 5: who were even left in tears and police were called
Speaker 5: to There was no such intervention at Florida, but one
Speaker 5: Barbie fan said on social we got Wonka a spokes
Speaker 5: I know, they just keep bringing it up. A spokesperson
Speaker 5: for Mattel, which owns Barbie, has acknowledged the reaction after
Speaker 5: some attendees told Sky USA partner network that of their.
Speaker 1: Experience, yeah, that looks pretty bad.
Speaker 5: Brandon Miller, who paid nearly five hundred bucks for a
Speaker 5: VIP three day dream passes, said the advertised dream house
Speaker 5: was nothing more than a ten foot tall cardboard cutout.
Speaker 1: Dude that sucks.
Speaker 5: Roller skating reach, she said, was essentially an animal pen
Speaker 5: with sheets that said roller Disco. It only accommodated children
Speaker 5: disco when promotional material had suggested adults could take part.
Speaker 5: She added, this was not the caliber of Barbie at all,
Speaker 5: So sorry about that.
Speaker 4: That sucks. Here you go.
Speaker 5: This is in for science. Frozen mouse brains revived from
Speaker 5: cryal sleep and it's scientific first. Put alien on standby
Speaker 5: because science may be inching a tiny st closer to
Speaker 5: a real life crial sleep. In a breakthrough that sounds
Speaker 5: ripped straight from a Ridley Scott flick, researchers in Germany
Speaker 5: have managed to freeze a brain tissue to ultracal temperatures
Speaker 5: and bring it back key signs of life still flickering,
Speaker 5: including electrical activity linked to learning and memory defeat, detailed
Speaker 5: new studies publishing in the journal preceding the National Academy
Speaker 5: of Sciences suggests that one day scientists may be able
Speaker 5: to place brain tissue or even entire organisms into a
Speaker 5: deep freeze and revive later without wrecking or declining circuitory
Speaker 5: and makes them tick. Originally reported by Nature dot com.
Speaker 5: Yeah so look at that, you know, Han solo could
Speaker 5: have happened, could have happened. All right, here we go,
Speaker 5: last one Elon gust and Dame Judy Drench among storm
Speaker 5: lains sent to That's that's what it says, sent to
Speaker 5: the Met Office. The opportunity to suggest a name was
Speaker 5: introduced a decade ago and now attracts thousands of suggestions
Speaker 5: each year. Elon, Dame Judy Drench among the nay okay, hello.
Speaker 5: The public has been able to suggest names every year
Speaker 5: since twenty fifteen, about only only about twenty are usually chosen.
Speaker 1: Here are some of the other ones. Others have been
Speaker 1: put forward.
Speaker 5: Our Stormy mcstorm Face Curry, Stormier, David Blowey, Storm Andrew Bruce,
Speaker 5: Springstorm and fifty Shades of Rain and storm Z are
Speaker 5: the other storms for the UK this year. So whenever
Speaker 5: they have a storm, and like us we always pick
Speaker 5: a woman and a men's name. They actually have like
Speaker 5: a a voting system.
Speaker 4: Oh interesting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the news wasn't really great this week.
Speaker 3: No, it was good.
Speaker 4: I giggled, Dustin said Walt Disney and Ted Williams were frozen.
Speaker 5: Ted Williams's head Yeah, oh yeah, okay, rumors, the hot runners.
Speaker 1: The hot RUMs on the moon, landing on the moon.
Speaker 2: Last thing, the Book of Matthew. Here we go tell
Speaker 2: stories from his past. Let's open up to the next
Speaker 2: chapter in the Book of Matthew sor it wasn't this
Speaker 2: book ban from the library.
Speaker 4: So this Book of Matthew is It's easter this weekend, right,
Speaker 4: it's easter. I'm really I can't believe saying this out loud.
Speaker 4: It's not bad as last week or the week four, yeah,
Speaker 4: week four, but this one is dumb and there is
Speaker 4: a scar in my hand from the stitches that were placed.
Speaker 4: I was trying to show somebody the velocity of a
Speaker 4: bbie from a bb gun.
Speaker 3: What would do or what would it do?
Speaker 1: How far away?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 4: Right about here, not very far arms length about two feet. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I cocked it twice. I'm like, it's not gos go
Speaker 4: through a piece of paper. We're showing a cuple piece
Speaker 4: of paper. And shot it through and then my hands
Speaker 4: like you're a fucking idiot, we do it. Don't do this,
Speaker 4: don't do this. And my body's like, don't do this, idiot.
Speaker 4: Through my hand.
Speaker 3: I could not know what's to saying. There it is,
Speaker 3: uh the scar right here.
Speaker 4: I had a bby lodged into like my knuckle. And
Speaker 4: we're having Thanksgiving lunch or dinner and my yeah, eat
Speaker 4: Easter and I'm trying to eat. My hand cannot move.
Speaker 4: Tyler Whitner, who is now the ad down on the port.
Speaker 3: Uh he usaid like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 4: I was like, I can't move my fucking hand.
Speaker 3: He's like, what's wrong.
Speaker 4: I was like, it's starting to swell because is the
Speaker 4: baby that's stuck right in my fucking hand. Uh So, yeah,
Speaker 4: that is my Easter story, and that's a book of
Speaker 4: Matthew for this week.
Speaker 5: Easter is on my birthday this year, ah birthday, birthday.
Speaker 5: They finally got it on the right day.
Speaker 4: Forty two.
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 5: I had a couple of years to that.
Speaker 4: Forty four. Yeah, oh, just an old baby, old baby,
Speaker 4: hold baby.
Speaker 1: But at least I didn't shoot myself with a bby.
Speaker 3: You're welcome straight in the hands.
Speaker 5: Right, you ever shot yourself with a BB Charlie, No, no, no,
Speaker 5: not now you learned, now you.
Speaker 6: Yes, I mean not like not the BB gun you're
Speaker 6: talking about. I'm talking like the little BB handguns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were.
Speaker 6: We were at Bass Pro Shop. Cabella's basically, yeah, same thing.
Speaker 6: So we were at the Bass Pro Shop and this
Speaker 6: is back just out of college, so you know, of
Speaker 6: course it's for four dudes, and we're all over at
Speaker 6: the thing and we saw at the Bass Pro Shop
Speaker 6: a four pack with goggles and BB handgunsne right, and
Speaker 6: they're all the tips are all painted different colors, and
Speaker 6: it was like, oh, you know, go play with your friends.
Speaker 6: And that was a purchase that we just decided we
Speaker 6: all had to make. So we go home, right, and
Speaker 6: immediately what do we do? We rip them out of
Speaker 6: the package and we we got god team and we
Speaker 6: were running around the house like we're like, all right,
Speaker 6: you're going in the backyard. We'll go in the front yard,
Speaker 6: and like you know, you're looking around the corner. And
Speaker 6: then one of us got the smart idea like I'm
Speaker 6: gonna lock the house and turn the lights off, and
Speaker 6: then and then we're you know, someone's like reaching through
Speaker 6: the window and like, I got shot in the ear.
Speaker 1: I was like, how much getting shot in the ears hurt?
Speaker 1: And you're like, oh, that stung by a bee? Everybody?
Speaker 6: I mean it was kind of funny, but nobody lost
Speaker 6: an eye luckily got well, they're like the glasses, you know,
Speaker 6: like the safety glasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but either way, it was.
Speaker 4: That was what it was.
Speaker 3: Oh what do we learned today?
Speaker 5: I learned a lot about craps.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that. I learned that Charlie really loved legos
Speaker 4: Legos They're awesome.
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5: My son does too.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: They're a bitch to build though, they're a bitch to build.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Following the instructions is tough.
Speaker 5: They don't go in right and I don't sometimes anyways, Well,
Speaker 5: and then Jada comes in there.
Speaker 6: She's like, no, just like this, and then okay, that
Speaker 6: like building things like an Ikea, like, oh it looks great,
Speaker 6: but what is mind look like that?
Speaker 4: I got a couple of screws extra have extra parts.
Speaker 5: They obviously don't know how to build this correctly.
Speaker 3: Would you, Charlie?
Speaker 6: Oh what did I learn today? Let's see, I learned
Speaker 6: that you don't really have sharp knives.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry because.
Speaker 5: I almost stabbed myself trying to cut this lime. My
Speaker 5: bad No, but did I die? You do I have
Speaker 5: on my fingers?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes I do, Yes, I do. I learned.
Speaker 6: I learned the things that that Minnesotan's here like that
Speaker 6: really give them, you know, the struggle with that because
Speaker 6: because like you know, I mean, LA's got its fair
Speaker 6: share of things too, I mean, you know, but they're
Speaker 6: not quite on the same level.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like the Raiders leaving or like the Rams going
Speaker 5: to Saint Louis doesn't.
Speaker 6: Well they can't, but well, the Raiders leaving Oakland for
Speaker 6: sure would be like here's the thing is like Nord
Speaker 6: cals O cal or, like they might as well be
Speaker 6: their own states, right, It's so like what's happening in Oakland,
Speaker 6: Like I don't care, Like I don't care about anything
Speaker 6: going up on the Bay Area, but things like you know,
Speaker 6: Dodgers losing the twenty seventeen World Series to the cheating Astros,
Speaker 6: like that would be that would be like up there
Speaker 6: on on on that list. But it's hard to really
Speaker 6: make a list like that because after what happened in
Speaker 6: the last two years, You're like, well, let's you forgot
Speaker 6: about it now?
Speaker 1: You know, No, I will never forget, but it definitely
Speaker 1: eases the pain of it.
Speaker 6: Like you do, you know, you look back and you go, oh,
Speaker 6: like everything's made better by winning a championship.
Speaker 1: So two or two or whatever it is, Well, that
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 5: The is that the one where when Joseale TV was like,
Speaker 5: you got that home run and then like they wouldn't
Speaker 5: let them rip.
Speaker 1: That was later.
Speaker 6: That was the New York Yankees. They played on all
Speaker 6: two years later and they wouldn't do it. And then
Speaker 6: the Nationals got word that they were cheating, and so
Speaker 6: they got smart and started changing up their calls between innings,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden they couldn't hit, and it
Speaker 6: was like, oh, I wonder what that is. So I
Speaker 6: did learn something though, that came through on ESPN. Yeah,
Speaker 6: Poka Nakua checked in the rehab.
Speaker 4: Good for him, so oh no kidding, Yeah, Bruce, We'll
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