1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: And he says, who doesn't like fucking I have an 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:10,880 answer for you, Kyle, male spiders because after they adjackinate 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:14,599 the female who removes their head and who wants their 4 00:00:15,039 --> 00:00:17,359 head removed after while they're in there refractory. 5 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,559 Speaker 2: I'll be I'll be a male spider, you'll be a 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,399 female spider. 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: Come on to me, Hey, come on over here. You 8 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:28,000 wanna don't? Don't you want to release? 9 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: Kind of? But i'd also really like to You're not 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:53,359 gonna chop my fucking head off. I don't want to. Hi, Hello, 11 00:00:53,399 --> 00:00:56,560 and welcome to another brand spaging new episode of Are 12 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,399 We Rolling? Oh great? 13 00:00:58,439 --> 00:00:58,600 Speaker 3: Ah? 14 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:02,039 Speaker 2: Hi, it's bad TV. Permission to come aboard, mission granted. 15 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:05,719 I am here with the Dare I say, eclectic? 16 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 1: Patrick Ikey, eclectic? What do you mean by that? 17 00:01:08,159 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 2: It's the wrong word to you. You are not aclectic. 18 00:01:10,519 --> 00:01:12,599 You like what you like. You like turkey sandwiches, and 19 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,920 you like fucking buzzballs. 20 00:01:14,439 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: It's buzzball Friday. 21 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,879 Speaker 2: It is buzzball from Kaylin. Yeah, oh you know, don't 22 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,920 order this. He is here to work tech the cameras 23 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,280 and keep us in line. 24 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:25,359 Speaker 1: But there's buzzballs. 25 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 2: Well, then you get up and get a buzzball. Don't 26 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:29,439 order Kaylin around. Okay. 27 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:32,400 Speaker 1: I wasn't ordering, I was asking politely, do you want 28 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,159 to buzzball? 29 00:01:33,879 --> 00:01:36,680 Speaker 2: I got a white cloth, thank you. Ed you get 30 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:40,280 up in, I'll tell you what. I'll get you a buzzball, 31 00:01:40,439 --> 00:01:43,120 and you talk about how you hated this episode. 32 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:45,519 Speaker 1: No, no, no, I didn't hate the episode. Okay, it just 33 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:49,239 it was done differently. Clearly there's a different production company 34 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,599 in charge now. It was more like they really started 35 00:01:52,599 --> 00:01:55,560 the book ending right out of the gate with this episode. Typically, 36 00:01:55,799 --> 00:01:57,799 they try and pretend that it's not the last episode 37 00:01:57,799 --> 00:02:01,439 and then we spend the last ten minutes with goodbyes 38 00:02:01,439 --> 00:02:04,200 that no one gives a fuck about. So this was 39 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:06,959 kind of different. I'm going to get into my uh 40 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,319 my thoughts and knots out of the gate. I do 41 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:15,719 have my buzzball. It's buzzball Friday. I'm sorry, but no, no, no, 42 00:02:15,759 --> 00:02:18,319 those are cost some egos. Give me a buzzball, please, 43 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:21,639 there's a buzzball right there. Everybody, drink along. 44 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:24,240 Speaker 2: Go to your local like gas station. 45 00:02:24,439 --> 00:02:27,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, go to your local gas station and if they 46 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,039 have a liquor license, they'll have these there. 47 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,599 Speaker 2: Okay, do you want me to get you the buzzball. 48 00:02:33,159 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 1: I'm staring at a butts ball. Just get up and 49 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,080 get the buzzball, all right, Patrick, get up and get 50 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:43,840 the buzz You know, this episode, and while I didn't 51 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:46,159 hate it, does not deserve the respect that we normally 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:47,280 treat these episodes. 53 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 2: What do you are you talking about from us? 54 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 1: Yes? 55 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 2: Oh well sorry, I'm all thrown. We had a fly 56 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:55,840 in here. You're acting like fucking Mariah Carey right now, 57 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:57,039 so I'm a little thrown. 58 00:02:57,199 --> 00:03:00,840 Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm really excited because Fraser's coming. Okay, can 59 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:02,360 you get a buzball? 60 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:11,439 Speaker 2: And then can you get me a costume? Okay, last 61 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:16,199 charter of the season, very fun episode. Kind of the 62 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:23,680 last episode is always uh lacking in the last episodes, 63 00:03:23,719 --> 00:03:25,800 Thank you baby. The last episode is always a little 64 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:33,479 lacking by way of content, content, purpose, purpose, vision direction. 65 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:39,280 But yeah, the last ten minutes are usually goodbyes. I 66 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,080 would wonder what what would it look like to have 67 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:46,000 a cliffhanger of a below deck finale? Oh yeah, well, 68 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:47,800 you know, because they used to do it with Lost 69 00:03:47,919 --> 00:03:48,599 all the time. 70 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:52,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think every episode ended like that. Actually, yeah, 71 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:55,120 sort of breaking bad. I kind of missed that component. 72 00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, with Lost, though it was more like I don't 73 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:02,879 give a shit anymore. Yeah, I wonder what's gonna happen next? 74 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, I would have loved to have ended 75 00:04:06,159 --> 00:04:09,919 the season with like do Jess and Barbs, like go 76 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,639 off into the sun. 77 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,759 Speaker 2: I can't do that, though. You can't do that well. 78 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: Because we know the answer. It goes fucking nowhere because 79 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:16,040 they're sea rats. 80 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so anyways, we weren't the biggest fans 81 00:04:20,319 --> 00:04:23,879 of this episode. But but but we let's let's rate 82 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,560 the season as a whole. 83 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:27,759 Speaker 1: I'm happy to do that. 84 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:31,160 Speaker 2: Let's let's let's do a little positivity because I think 85 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,959 that you and me alike thought that this was the 86 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,040 best season we've had in a while. 87 00:04:36,199 --> 00:04:39,439 Speaker 1: I enjoyed myself. I actually thought last season of Dan 88 00:04:39,519 --> 00:04:42,560 and that was pretty good too. Mm hmm. 89 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 90 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 1: I've been told by sources that there's another sea rat 91 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,680 being born out of the next season of Med. But 92 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:50,680 I guess we'll see about that. Why don't we ask 93 00:04:50,759 --> 00:04:53,240 Kaylen Caylen, are you watching this with your lovely wife Amy. 94 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 2: I've seen bits and pieces of it. I watched kind 95 00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:56,720 of the beginning of the season. I haven't seen a 96 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:57,920 later episodes that does. 97 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,639 Speaker 1: That doesn't speak well of the season. I guess couldn't 98 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:05,319 keep his attention. God All right back to you, Dell, 99 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,040 what do you think? 100 00:05:06,519 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 2: I thought this season was genuinely so fun. I thought 101 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:15,639 it was incredible, exemplified in the ball of Snake's chalkboard 102 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,399 that we saw at the end. I mean, that is 103 00:05:17,439 --> 00:05:20,319 one of the key ingredients. I'm not trying to be pervy, 104 00:05:20,439 --> 00:05:22,600 but it's one of the key ingredients of a good season. 105 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,720 We have to have sucking, we have to have fucking Okay, 106 00:05:24,959 --> 00:05:27,879 thank you, thank you, so le, thank you. Jack Off 107 00:05:27,879 --> 00:05:29,720 a hat trick. I was talking to my wife the 108 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:33,759 other night. A lot of people evidently are not fans 109 00:05:33,759 --> 00:05:35,959 of this season, and I'm like, you have to got 110 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:39,720 lesbians on one season of Below Deck, Like what, Solea's 111 00:05:39,759 --> 00:05:43,120 not a lesbian, She's actually an agent of chaos and 112 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,480 a demon. But this season was great again. I would 113 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:53,519 bring the entire cast back exactly how it is stans 114 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,639 Chef Anthony. 115 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,079 Speaker 1: That's right, So you gotta always switch out to the 116 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,839 chefs because they all bring their unique own chaotic type 117 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:00,879 of me. 118 00:06:01,079 --> 00:06:03,439 Speaker 2: You know, it would be great. We bring on a 119 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:06,600 real fucking booze bag somebody with some real demons, some 120 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,759 skeletons in the closet, He cooks for about six weeks, 121 00:06:09,879 --> 00:06:12,639 fights with all the women. Right, he's a shovenest pig. 122 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,439 Now I don't want to subject the women to that, 123 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,519 so maybe not. But he's got demons, he kills somebody 124 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:21,240 or something. He gets fired week six, then bring on 125 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:22,000 Chef Anthony. 126 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's another redemption arc. 127 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:28,120 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, Well this time I'm trying to really 128 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:29,000 give it my best. 129 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:33,199 Speaker 1: He wanted to end up as a legend. Think he 130 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:34,079 can be a legend. 131 00:06:34,199 --> 00:06:36,399 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, legendary status is hard. 132 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: What are your your final thoughts? 133 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,759 Speaker 2: Though? In notts, I would give this season ninety seven pots. 134 00:06:41,879 --> 00:06:45,240 Speaker 1: Ninety seven pots. I've seen some of the comments out 135 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,680 there about this season. People, they run four of these 136 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,920 seasons a year. What are you expecting? You have young 137 00:06:51,959 --> 00:06:54,319 people trying to fuck each other while they're working. It's 138 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:58,360 a perfect pot for great TV, right, all right, Jesus Christ, 139 00:06:58,439 --> 00:07:01,199 I have no idea what people's expectations. I like this 140 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:05,480 season because how it broke trends of types that we've seen, 141 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:10,319 for example, Ole Sole taking the mantle for being an 142 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:14,720 inconsiderate horn dog that's normally reserved for male bosins. Yep, 143 00:07:14,839 --> 00:07:18,439 that was kind of fun. Rainbow in her past bloodshed, 144 00:07:18,439 --> 00:07:19,079 that was unique. 145 00:07:19,279 --> 00:07:20,439 Speaker 2: We've never had that before. 146 00:07:20,519 --> 00:07:23,240 Speaker 1: Now we have had this. Kyle will have sex with 147 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:26,600 a bagel if it consents, just as a fuck girl. 148 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:31,040 Chef Anthony, Well, not everybody's had someone to well, I 149 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:35,240 was gonna say the final it's final, the last episode. 150 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,800 Not anyone's had a person be at your baptism and 151 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,720 also have sex. 152 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,879 Speaker 2: With your wife baptists, right, that's pretty unique baptism and wedding. 153 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. And then of course Fraser stepping around land mines 154 00:07:47,279 --> 00:07:49,120 to not fire someone. I can't wait to ask him 155 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,800 about that. And of course our favorite captain, Captain carry. 156 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,079 I love the season. I'm gonna give it to we 157 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,160 have it forty four knots. 158 00:07:57,199 --> 00:08:00,319 Speaker 2: That's a lot. That's a lot of knots, all right. 159 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,560 Last week left off shaaft, Anthony was a flipping out 160 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,439 a bit over the fire and ice thing. He said, 161 00:08:05,439 --> 00:08:08,199 we're not doing an ice and fire dinner. We're not 162 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,160 doing it. How's your buzz ball? 163 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:12,759 Speaker 1: It's delicious. 164 00:08:12,879 --> 00:08:16,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, you like a buzzball when you're out of control 165 00:08:16,399 --> 00:08:17,920 with this guest interview. 166 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to shut down the buzzball. 167 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be pretty pistol. 168 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,920 Speaker 1: I don't ever want my addiction to get to that point, Dylan, right. 169 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,439 Speaker 2: Because that's when you know it's a real addiction. And 170 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:30,560 to be fair to you, I was gonna say, you've 171 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,399 never let it happen in the past, but you rarely 172 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:36,039 let it happen in the past. You're a professional. Thank you, 173 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:39,120 and I love you, Caitlin. How you doing good? Thank 174 00:08:39,159 --> 00:08:42,440 you great. So Anthony says there's gonna be no fire 175 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,320 and ice dinner. Fuck this, I'm not doing it right. 176 00:08:44,519 --> 00:08:46,799 And Fraser says, just shut up and do it, and 177 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:51,240 he does the table. We get up to the place 178 00:08:51,279 --> 00:08:55,519 where the table is. That's good hosting. It looks like shit. 179 00:08:56,120 --> 00:09:00,080 I mean it just it looks like absolute shit. I agree. 180 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,159 But Chef Anthony is working hard in the bells of 181 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:05,799 the boat. He's throwing a regano and smoke guns and 182 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,759 he's really making it happen. First course is an iced 183 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:12,799 avocado moose over black garlic paste, black garlic, a fermented 184 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:21,679 form of garlic, and an iced avocado is I mean 185 00:09:22,919 --> 00:09:25,159 it sounds a little gummy, sounds a little gross. I mean, 186 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:28,720 I think it can be done. Well. You know TB twelve, 187 00:09:28,759 --> 00:09:31,000 you know your favorite TV twelve was addicted to the stuff, 188 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,159 you know, avocado ice cream. Really oh yeah, people really 189 00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:36,519 enjoy it. So I think it can't have a nice 190 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:39,399 mouth feel, right, there's enough fat there. There's enough fat there, 191 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,240 so nice way. 192 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,440 Speaker 1: To sty The only way I can kind of put 193 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:46,200 myself in that position is every once in a while 194 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:49,120 when I order a subway sandwich and I ask for 195 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:52,879 some tomatoes on my sandwich. Yeah, and they'll pick the 196 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,440 tomato that is stuck to the side of the aluminum 197 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,159 can and has like freezer burn over it. 198 00:09:59,240 --> 00:09:59,360 Speaker 3: Right. 199 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,799 Speaker 1: I don't put that to. 200 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:10,039 Speaker 2: Meat on, but they do, and then you eat it, right, Yeah, 201 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:13,200 So Jess and Babs before we get back to dinner, 202 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:16,879 Oh yeah, that's a mean while, Jess says while cradling 203 00:10:16,919 --> 00:10:22,320 her vape, I want to see where this goes, ah 204 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:30,480 goes nowhere, goes nowhere. It's uh, yeah, this is going 205 00:10:30,519 --> 00:10:33,120 to be a convoluted comparison. But if you've seen ad Astra, 206 00:10:34,159 --> 00:10:36,120 you know they go into the far flung reaches of 207 00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:38,799 space to try to find alien life and there is none. 208 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: Oh I thought they were trying to find his dad 209 00:10:40,399 --> 00:10:41,159 who disappeared. 210 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 2: Well, he was trying to find an alien life and 211 00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:47,279 then he's going to find his dad. All very underrated film, 212 00:10:47,639 --> 00:10:48,759 very underrated film. 213 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:52,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that one fell off. Probably no one will remember it. 214 00:10:52,279 --> 00:10:54,279 And then it comes on TV like in thirty years 215 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,480 and you're like, wow, that was. 216 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:59,759 Speaker 2: The last movie I saw at the Cinerama Dome before 217 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,679 before it closed. And how is it not opened? 218 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 1: What are they gonna put there? I used to drive 219 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:04,759 by there. 220 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:09,480 Speaker 2: Put a theater there? Just make it Wow? Is that 221 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,600 not open? So crazy? I'll like, get it together all right? 222 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,480 So yeah, you guys are going nowhere. And kudos to 223 00:11:15,519 --> 00:11:20,919 Babs just such an adult this episode. I just love Babs. 224 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:21,919 She's the best. 225 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,440 Speaker 1: She's being real. She's been the most real this season 226 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:28,600 as a cast member. She has reservations about this because 227 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:31,720 of course Jess is an immature twit, so she should 228 00:11:31,879 --> 00:11:35,559 a twit twit. Doesn't that mean like kind of like 229 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,639 confusing and kind of not serious? 230 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,679 Speaker 2: Uh? I think? 231 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 3: So? Yeah? 232 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:43,799 Speaker 1: Sometimes I just say words and they mean the opposite. 233 00:11:44,039 --> 00:11:48,600 Speaker 2: Oh me too, me too. A twit twit can refer 234 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,559 to an it's an inform, it's an informal British slang 235 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:56,960 for a silly or foolish person, or it can refer 236 00:11:57,039 --> 00:12:01,960 to the podcast network twit dot TV meant and that's Google. 237 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:05,039 That's Google, not me, all right, So listen. Next course 238 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:08,600 scalip roule spicy cucumber gets Spatcho flambe with Kognac's uh 239 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:13,440 smoke risotto mushroom risotto. The guests cannot taste the smoke. Okay, 240 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,600 they cannot taste the smoke. And then the last course 241 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:19,039 is a baked Alaska with Grand Marnier. Once again, I 242 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:23,600 will say he knocked this out of the park. He 243 00:12:23,679 --> 00:12:26,200 did such a good job with the theme. 244 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:27,240 Speaker 3: Uh. 245 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,399 Speaker 2: He sweated quite a bit before we got the plates down, 246 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,879 but Anthony knocked it out of the park for his 247 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,919 last meal of the season. I give it seven pots seven. 248 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,279 I wouldn't want to eat it. I would. 249 00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: I am gonna do some crazy hair. I'm going to 250 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,960 invite him to come to La and cook me the 251 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,879 same meal, and I will pay for it. That's how 252 00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,519 impressed I was. And if you're a listener, despite the 253 00:12:50,559 --> 00:12:54,240 fact that I've mocked you over the course of eisodes 254 00:12:54,279 --> 00:13:02,000 about your uncle fucking your wife, yeah. 255 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,080 Speaker 2: You know, it would be great if he came out 256 00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,480 here and then cooked you that dinner and you paid 257 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,360 him for it, and then you guys could sit down 258 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:08,679 and just have a heart to heart. Tell me what happened. 259 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,000 Speaker 1: He was on Watch What Happens Live. He told the 260 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:15,159 whole story. Really, yeah, m what was the whole Three 261 00:13:15,159 --> 00:13:17,120 of them were working on a boat with each other 262 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:23,559 and and she basically they just connected and she dug 263 00:13:24,799 --> 00:13:28,279 And that was six months before he started filming his 264 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,519 first season where he lost his mind. They're still together 265 00:13:31,639 --> 00:13:34,279 and Andy asked great question like where are they now? 266 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,919 And he's like, they're trying to have a baby. I think. 267 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:41,879 And my dad's dead. His dad's dead. Dad's dead dead. 268 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,519 Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so Anthony and Fraser really bro out. They 269 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:47,480 did a great job with the season. Got it over 270 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:51,960 the line. Nothing too disgusting. A plus. 271 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:55,639 Speaker 1: Yeah. My first question of Fraser, because at the end 272 00:13:55,639 --> 00:13:58,159 of this episode, not to get ahead of ourselves, Fraser goes, 273 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,360 I never want to work with another chef again. And 274 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,559 if you guys, damn, I mean to ask this question. 275 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,120 I'm gonna go Frasier. You said that to him, and 276 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:09,679 I have a question for you. How did you do 277 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:10,720 that with a straight face. 278 00:14:11,039 --> 00:14:13,919 Speaker 2: Okay, all right. The next thing we get is an 279 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,039 ass shot of Celene in a bed. Beautiful, beautiful, Okay, 280 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:25,919 So yeah, Kyle is once again on this fucking don 281 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,360 Quixote donkey, riding into town going, I think I've found 282 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:33,120 my one true love. You know, I mean this Kyle, 283 00:14:34,279 --> 00:14:36,600 And he says it himself. You know, maybe I get 284 00:14:36,639 --> 00:14:41,240 too overblown with the feelings and stuff. I mean, Selene 285 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:45,960 has she's necked everybody on the cast almost and what 286 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,600 are we even thinking here? Well, even if she hadn't, 287 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:49,279 what are we thinking? 288 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well he's uh, he was on his own 289 00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:55,559 journey too. He tells us, sorry to recap this still, 290 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:57,240 that he'd be lying if he didn't say he had 291 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:00,399 feelings for her and they might just have a f future. 292 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:04,399 And I was thinking, like, wouldn't it be beautiful if 293 00:15:04,399 --> 00:15:08,559 they had sex in restrooms around the world? You know, 294 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:11,559 my wife and I we really connected at the Hollywood Bowl. 295 00:15:11,559 --> 00:15:14,159 That's where we like to connect and see live shows 296 00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:18,320 and others like to connect under a urinal Yeah, and 297 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,120 it's what makes the world go round because we're all different. 298 00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:23,639 Speaker 2: You can't use Rick Steves for that kind of travel. 299 00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,840 I went to the Bowl recently. I forgot to tell 300 00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:29,120 you what show Hiatus Coyote. 301 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,720 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sunday show. 302 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,519 Speaker 2: Now, it was a Wednesday or Tuesday show. 303 00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: Tuesday, that's classical, so probably Wednesday. 304 00:15:36,919 --> 00:15:41,000 Speaker 2: It was it a Wednesday show. It's just too much, 305 00:15:41,039 --> 00:15:41,360 trying to. 306 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,639 Speaker 1: Get out of the house for what time we home 307 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:44,240 and how much? 308 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 2: Called this the sitter My sister in law, she's on 309 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:52,480 the phone screaming, crying. We're just like, we gotta get 310 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:55,039 the fuck out of here. She cannot handle that. She's 311 00:15:55,039 --> 00:15:56,799 not a quick So you left the show early? Oh yeah, 312 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,720 we left the show one song into the main. 313 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:04,039 Speaker 1: Next it's ruin Life. 314 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,279 Speaker 2: We saw Snarky Puppy, who they were absolutely incredible. The 315 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,360 band before Snarky Puppy was one of these you know 316 00:16:12,399 --> 00:16:15,360 when musicians are so talented they go a tonal oh yeah, 317 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,960 and they it literally was. It's not that I didn't 318 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:22,200 like it, it's that I was tortured by it. It 319 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,120 was so bad. 320 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:27,039 Speaker 1: Okay, So my wife hates the band Fish Now, which 321 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:30,120 she's never seen live, because we saw Trey Anastasio at 322 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,759 the Hollywood Bowl and he had one of these little 323 00:16:32,799 --> 00:16:36,679 smarty bands there doing all the atonal twelve tone stuff 324 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,679 out like she annoying us for an hour and she's like, 325 00:16:40,759 --> 00:16:42,840 let's get out of here. And she always attributes that 326 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,120 to Fish and I'm like, no, no, no, fish. 327 00:16:44,919 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 2: Now, that's not fish. Fish Jams. 328 00:16:46,559 --> 00:16:47,440 Speaker 1: I like Fay Jam. 329 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 2: Fish is fun. Okay, So we got to move on 330 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:52,399 to the episode that we're here to talk about. Fireworks 331 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:53,879 show for the end of the season. They did it. 332 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:56,279 Fraser finished this season with the same team, which is 333 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:58,720 kind of crazy. You don't see that a lot. Good job, Frede. 334 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:02,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets He reflects on how far they've come, 335 00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:05,279 and he gives a pretty weird analogy. He said they 336 00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,880 started off like a dog with three legs infected with syphilis. 337 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 2: No, that doesn't sound like him. 338 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:16,640 Speaker 1: He did say that. And now this is where it's important. 339 00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:18,759 Speaker 2: I think I would like an ally and I know that. 340 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,240 You know, again we mentioned the show. The negotiations were 341 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:27,440 kind of tense, right with Kaylen with Kalyn. Kalen was 342 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,160 quite rude, but yeah. 343 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:31,759 Speaker 1: It would be nice we got him though. It all 344 00:17:31,799 --> 00:17:37,200 worked out right, common ground. Yeah, ye, both parties benefiting. 345 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 2: You know. The fans were commenting that they they haven't 346 00:17:40,279 --> 00:17:43,799 heard from your agent, Brian in a while, have they. 347 00:17:44,039 --> 00:17:49,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still involved. He's working other angles for me currently. Okay, Yeah, 348 00:17:50,079 --> 00:17:53,400 I have other projects in the can that okay, Well, yeah. 349 00:17:53,319 --> 00:17:55,880 Speaker 2: You're allowed to do other projects. It's not a big 350 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,400 deal at all. 351 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,960 Speaker 1: He's the one who got me out of servitude to Uber. Okay, 352 00:18:00,759 --> 00:18:01,960 I owe a lot to that man. 353 00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:04,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, And that man does a. He's a he's a 354 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:09,480 real piece of ship. And he's he's unnecessarily sassy. He 355 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:12,000 takes a defensive posture and everything, but that's why you 356 00:18:12,079 --> 00:18:17,759 like him. And he's also severely burned all over his body. 357 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:21,599 And I think he has one arm. Two maybe he 358 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,039 has one leg. He's missing one. 359 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 1: No, he's missing all all his fingers on one hand. 360 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,119 Speaker 2: Oh god, I got it. Got god. It looks like 361 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:31,680 a baseball bat. Some people have said that, all right, 362 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,880 good to good to talk about Brian again. Yeah, okay, 363 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,079 but we've got work to do. It's the last night. 364 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,839 Speaker 1: But so where the show sideways by the way, so does. 365 00:18:43,720 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 2: Not give a fuck. Okay, So, so feels like the 366 00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:50,400 dinner has been served. She's up late now cleaning. So 367 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:54,039 what she's going to do is do handstands and get drunk. Okay, 368 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:58,279 now she's taking charts with the guests. She's jumping into 369 00:18:58,319 --> 00:19:00,720 the arms of Damo. As I mentioned, she's doing handstands 370 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:06,000 and drinking and Catnus finds her and she pleads with her, 371 00:19:06,799 --> 00:19:11,559 pleaase please finish the work so I can go to bed. 372 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:16,440 And this is when you realize that Soso is just 373 00:19:16,559 --> 00:19:19,000 pure evil, pure evil. 374 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,079 Speaker 1: She mocks her, laughs in her face. 375 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,319 Speaker 2: Laughs in her face. 376 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:26,319 Speaker 1: I have to say this though about Rainbow. This is 377 00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:30,039 the TV show don't take yourself too seriously, and this 378 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:38,960 is the last day. No me too, Penny multiple screens 379 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,480 to about how you need to fire her. 380 00:19:41,519 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 2: So this was the last dime dropped, and it was 381 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,039 a big dime, might as well have been a quarter. 382 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,440 Fraser wakes up the next morning and goes, you know, 383 00:19:47,559 --> 00:19:54,799 I've I've woken to a tone and I'm I see 384 00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:58,119 both sides. You know what Fraser doesn't know, And I 385 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,079 don't know how he couldn't know, because you know, we 386 00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:03,119 didn't work with her, but we do know that the violence, 387 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,960 the violence that Rainbow is capable of. So to see 388 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:09,599 that tom come across the texts, Fraser should know that 389 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:13,920 that was done to stave off violence. Right. Ah, So 390 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:17,200 I understand Rainbow's route, and I understand that Fraser was 391 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,079 exhausted by it. 392 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that, but I also understand in a 393 00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:24,160 certain way, and people might be surprised by this Olay's 394 00:20:24,319 --> 00:20:26,720 kind of posture that night. It's last night. 395 00:20:26,839 --> 00:20:27,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck off. 396 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,839 Speaker 1: You know the guests are going to remember that someone 397 00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:32,039 that works on the boat took a shot with me, 398 00:20:32,319 --> 00:20:35,039 right fuck it. Yeah, no one reported that to carry. 399 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:37,559 Speaker 2: But also you don't need to be mean to Rainbow 400 00:20:37,599 --> 00:20:37,759 for that. 401 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,960 Speaker 1: By the way, I was gonna say, you know, have 402 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,119 you ever worked with someone where you just go, oh, 403 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:46,640 this person is the person that they are and whatever 404 00:20:46,839 --> 00:20:49,880 I give up? You remember that portly moron that used 405 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:54,240 to punch walls, Caylyn, You remember that poorly moron they 406 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:56,839 used to punch walls? Sorry, I hate that guy. 407 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,400 Speaker 2: I know so much, and the fans know too. And 408 00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:03,119 you've never him and you've brought him up seventy five times. Okay, 409 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,319 So it's drop off day. We thread the needle one 410 00:21:05,319 --> 00:21:07,319 more time and get to one more tip of the season. 411 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,079 But before that, Jess is going to go to New 412 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:16,119 York with Barbes and we are actually talking about children. 413 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,519 Speaker 1: Okay, I love this, all right, So this is Jess. 414 00:21:19,599 --> 00:21:21,279 Speaker 2: You're gonna have children, Jess. 415 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,000 Speaker 1: I love the cheering. 416 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,319 Speaker 2: I loved the cheering to cheer your beautiful dear. 417 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:30,640 Speaker 1: Ye all right, only exclusively little boys. 418 00:21:31,079 --> 00:21:32,759 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I got it. Guy. 419 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:37,519 Speaker 1: He never liked a girl just around the world eight. 420 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 2: Year old because they smelled and we talked about it 421 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,759 last episode. 422 00:21:41,799 --> 00:21:47,759 Speaker 1: Okay, just tells us she doesn't know what the future 423 00:21:47,759 --> 00:21:51,000 holds with Barbs, but she's open to having children. 424 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,839 Speaker 2: Wild Absolutely, Jess. 425 00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:56,880 Speaker 1: I have some advice for you. Stream together ten days 426 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,920 without you making up with another person. 427 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:00,640 Speaker 2: And then we can think about kids. All right, So 428 00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:04,279 fat envelope hundred and ninety five thousand in tips this 429 00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:10,680 season twenty eight to end, and we're going to belly first, 430 00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:17,720 then dinner. Okay, they they they they go to this castle. 431 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:20,839 They go to a castle. Yes, Selen whips out our tits. 432 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,759 And then we get back to the boat and ready 433 00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:26,000 ourselves for a night out. Seven tequila, two vodka shots. Please, 434 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,960 we've got a we've got a phone call to answer. 435 00:22:29,759 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: But go ahead. 436 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, hey, guys, quick break to talk about an 437 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:41,480 amazing sponsor. Factor. 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Hi, Hello, 475 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:06,839 and we're welcoming back you to the podcast wherein we'll 476 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,359 take a short break for a segment called pat tries 477 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,759 to figure out how to fucking work apps. 478 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,920 Speaker 1: Dylan, I don't appreciate. 479 00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:17,039 Speaker 2: Your He's getting very upset with me right now because 480 00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:20,000 I've been ridiculing him for not knowing how to use technology. 481 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,279 Speaker 1: But I have people that do, Dylan. 482 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,759 Speaker 2: I have people that do. What Patrick likes to do 483 00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:29,319 is build in buffers away from his successful use of 484 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:32,440 applications on his cell phone. Can we get back to 485 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:37,519 the show now, Yes, okay, we're back. Great. IM so 486 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,640 happy to hear from those sponsors. They're the best sponsors. Oh, 487 00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:42,880 they're the best sponsors. 488 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,119 Speaker 1: I love those spots. 489 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were really really good, and we're happy that 490 00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,319 they're sponsoring the show. But getting back to the episode, 491 00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:52,160 we go out to dinner, Vodka shots are ordered, to 492 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:57,319 Kila shots are ordered, and we're ready to rip it up. Okay, 493 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:04,839 Scottish and so in. But first, Babs and Jess, Babs 494 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:08,240 and Jess chat. There's no other way to say it. 495 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:10,640 Babs fucking dumps her. 496 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: She dumps her, she dumps her. She cuts this little 497 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,559 sea rat loose. Yeah, she really is necessary because she 498 00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:18,000 doesn't want to be hurt again. And old Patty is 499 00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:20,640 it's been heard. I know how this feels. No one likes. 500 00:26:20,799 --> 00:26:22,960 It's one of those worst things ever. It's like, uh, 501 00:26:23,519 --> 00:26:25,920 it's like losing someone in mourning them, that's what. That's 502 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:29,240 what a bad breakup or relationship that doesn't go the 503 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,839 way that you're thinking does. So people want to not 504 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,440 allow that. Am I right? 505 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 2: In your air Force ones? I love that Patty's wearing 506 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:41,640 air Force ones. 507 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:46,200 Speaker 1: It's like it's like losing a pet. Actually, that's what 508 00:26:46,279 --> 00:26:47,839 I compare like a bad breakup. 509 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,559 Speaker 2: Oh really, don't you think now losing a pet is 510 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:54,279 way worse? Well, how bad is the breakup? 511 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,240 Speaker 1: Like, it's bad like you lost a parrot? 512 00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,400 Speaker 2: For right, exactly? So for example, so you lost parrot. 513 00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:03,079 We have a lunatic neighbor, right, she lives next to us. 514 00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:06,680 She's a nutbag, okay, and she walks around the neighborhood 515 00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,920 with bare feet and frazzled hair. She looks like Shannabador 516 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,519 and her dog have almost kicked numerous times. And I 517 00:27:12,519 --> 00:27:14,960 think I might have set off her recent bout of 518 00:27:15,079 --> 00:27:18,279 mania by yelling at her about the dog. Right, So 519 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,400 she screams the other morning. Next thing you know, the 520 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:24,200 parents are there. They're in the courtyard they're very upset, 521 00:27:24,279 --> 00:27:26,680 and cisc goes, I feel so sad for them. I go, 522 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,599 I don't they don't take out their fucking trash, and 523 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,759 she goes, they've been in a relationship for four years. 524 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,559 And to me, I mean, how long have you been 525 00:27:35,599 --> 00:27:38,359 with Shuri thirteen years? I've been with Scheri or with 526 00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:42,640 Ceci for like fifteen years. Okay, so four years. That's 527 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:43,359 a parrot. 528 00:27:43,759 --> 00:27:44,319 Speaker 1: It's a parrot. 529 00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:47,640 Speaker 2: Get don't give a shit, nutbag, put your fucking trash 530 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,319 on the sidewalk. 531 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: Parrot talks. 532 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 2: Sorry, we're all over the place, all over the place. 533 00:27:55,519 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: It's not Buzzball Friday. Three ladies have broken my heart 534 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,240 and I to protect it. So I understand where barbesah 535 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:02,799 from totally. 536 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:03,799 Speaker 2: All right. 537 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: Then there's Thery crying child in the restaurant. 538 00:28:06,839 --> 00:28:09,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, so Lenda not like that. 539 00:28:09,799 --> 00:28:11,680 Speaker 1: No, she doesn't like children. A couple of people. I 540 00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:15,680 don't think Fraser likes children either. I really good with kids, 541 00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:18,200 yes he is, but you don't want to hear one 542 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,559 screaming while you're trying to enjoy a dinner. 543 00:28:20,759 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I think that restaurants have to 544 00:28:22,759 --> 00:28:26,279 be very, very explicit with their children. No children policy. 545 00:28:26,319 --> 00:28:28,240 I mean, right, if we're at Eyehop, I expect to 546 00:28:28,279 --> 00:28:31,799 see kids. If I'm at Carbone, if there's a child, 547 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:32,920 I'll cry. 548 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, no kids. I was Christmas Eve. Is when I 549 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,440 used to fly back to Massachusetts when i'd leave LA 550 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:41,519 to visit my family. One trip in particular, I had 551 00:28:41,559 --> 00:28:45,440 like eight people on the fucking plane. One baby cried 552 00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,920 the entire five and a half truck there. I was 553 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:51,559 like twenty five at the time, like whatever. Actually I 554 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:54,240 was probably on drugs or something. But at some point, 555 00:28:54,279 --> 00:28:56,839 after three and a half hours, some old fucking guy 556 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,079 I never saw his face go and this is Christmas Eve, 557 00:28:59,079 --> 00:29:02,279 by the way. He was like, someone shut that fucking 558 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,960 kid up. 559 00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:05,960 Speaker 2: And then so worried as apparent to fly. We have 560 00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:07,559 to go to Virginia, and then we have to go 561 00:29:07,599 --> 00:29:11,240 to Italy, Italy. We're going to Italy next year for 562 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,440 my sister in law's wedding. I don't know. I can't 563 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,680 handle the eyes, you know, when you walk on and 564 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,880 they're like, oh, here we fucking go. I don't even 565 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,359 want that. 566 00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: I have advice for you. Okay, look like you're trying 567 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,480 to shut the kid up. 568 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,039 Speaker 2: That's all people I'll definitely be trying to. 569 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: Shut when you do that. At least they see you trying. 570 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, like they don't expect people are still dicks though. Anyways, 571 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,720 we got to get back to the show. Sorry derailed 572 00:29:38,759 --> 00:29:42,599 so many times. It's Buzzbow Friday. Okay. So Soe Lenne 573 00:29:42,599 --> 00:29:45,880 says that her and her in Scottish hold hands and 574 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,599 talk about what they're going to be in the future, 575 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,559 which is obviously nothing. They have siggi's, they're gonna slam 576 00:29:50,559 --> 00:29:52,920 them into each other and they're never gonna speak again. 577 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,039 Speaker 1: Maybe well hold on not according to him. He tells 578 00:29:55,079 --> 00:29:56,680 her I'd like to see again, and she says, I 579 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:59,200 have mixed feelings about this because in two days I 580 00:29:59,319 --> 00:30:02,319 my mind mind changed. I might start boinking someone else 581 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:04,400 because I'm a free spirit, you know. 582 00:30:04,519 --> 00:30:08,759 Speaker 2: I saw someone wrote in our Patrion comments and this 583 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:14,640 was so rude. Will you guys please ask Frasier if 584 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,799 Celen smelled of come all the time, and it's like, 585 00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:23,599 come on, come on, Pemur, come on, come on. So 586 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,119 funny though probably not. I mean, it'd be hard to 587 00:30:26,119 --> 00:30:27,400 smell of come all the time. 588 00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a familiar smell though that's a Cleanish smell 589 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:35,799 smells like bleach. All right, Kyle understands reality and he 590 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,200 hopes to go out tonight. His words with a bang, 591 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,000 this is the last night, and he says, who doesn't 592 00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:46,319 like fucking I have an answer for your Kyle, Male 593 00:30:46,519 --> 00:30:53,480 spiders because after they ejack the female who removes their 594 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,720 head and who wants their head removed after. 595 00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,160 Speaker 2: While they're in there refracting. I'll be I'll be a 596 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:00,880 male spider, you be female spider. 597 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,759 Speaker 1: Come on to me, Hey, come on over here. You 598 00:31:03,799 --> 00:31:08,519 wanna I don't know, don't you want to release? 599 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 2: Kind of? But I'd also really like to You're not 600 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,279 gonna chop my fucking head off? Oh I don't want to. 601 00:31:16,119 --> 00:31:17,319 Poor spiders. 602 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking you just ejaculated, you know, you came, 603 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,279 and you're like, no care in the world except for 604 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,000 my fucking head, you know. 605 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no care in the world except for the 606 00:31:28,039 --> 00:31:30,960 person or spider that just made you come. I mean 607 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:34,039 that is you're in such a vulnerable proodal, so scary. 608 00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:36,519 All right. So anyways, we get back to the cabs, 609 00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:40,279 but not before the ball of snakes really ratchets up. 610 00:31:40,359 --> 00:31:43,200 Everyone is making out with everybody, including Damo and Selene. 611 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:46,359 Selene is is you can guarant you can count on 612 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:54,000 Selene for a couple of things, smoking SIGs, being indifferent 613 00:31:54,039 --> 00:31:58,640 to other people's emotions, and it's just saying sea rat shit. 614 00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:00,359 She's so good at. 615 00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 1: Saying Encyclopedia of sea rat history. 616 00:32:03,079 --> 00:32:08,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, so she says what she says, I don't like 617 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:12,119 to think about the future. It makes me anxious. Now, 618 00:32:12,279 --> 00:32:16,000 that's a lot of people go through that, butea rats 619 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,359 specifically go through that a lot. 620 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,160 Speaker 1: I mean they're scared of it. 621 00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the future is horrifying. You can't you 622 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:28,119 can't float forever. Right, Okay, So we get back to 623 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,160 the cabs and the boys asks Celene after she hooks 624 00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,880 up with Damo, hey, what are you doing? 625 00:32:33,839 --> 00:32:36,640 Speaker 1: It was mostly chefy, yeah, because he understands the pain 626 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,400 of someone exactly exactly. 627 00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:41,920 Speaker 2: But he goes, well, what the fuck? I know that 628 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,000 you guys aren't dating or anything, but still do you 629 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:47,000 not care about him? Where to go? Cheffy. We get 630 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:49,359 back to the boat, Selena and Damo make out, and 631 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,880 Kyle is pissed off. He is very very pissed off. 632 00:32:53,079 --> 00:32:55,519 He's being a poudy little butthole, right, He's sitting up 633 00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:57,559 in his top bunk and I'm thinking this entire time. 634 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,680 If she jumps into his bed and starts, I don't know, 635 00:33:01,799 --> 00:33:04,079 sorry to be crass, but sucking him off, all will 636 00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:06,720 be forgiven. And that's essentially what she does. She just says, 637 00:33:06,759 --> 00:33:07,920 come to the guest cab. 638 00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:11,279 Speaker 1: And he says, do you mind if I uh wipe 639 00:33:11,359 --> 00:33:15,400 some of Damo's face off your face and let's get 640 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:15,599 it on. 641 00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:18,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they get it on. They wake up the 642 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:21,680 next morning there is lube and smut and lust, all 643 00:33:21,759 --> 00:33:26,640 of it. God. Oh yeah, Sea rats have to use protection. 644 00:33:26,759 --> 00:33:28,440 I mean all of us have to use protection. 645 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: I think this is the end of the episode. Yeah, 646 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:39,799 it's a bunch of goodbyes. Yeah, I think we should 647 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:40,759 keep everything in. 648 00:33:41,599 --> 00:33:43,519 Speaker 2: We're not going to keep everything in, but if you 649 00:33:43,519 --> 00:33:47,559 want to hear, I mean this this episode was bananas. 650 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,039 Speaker 1: This has banana. This is why you subscribe. 651 00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:52,359 Speaker 2: Did we fight on air? Did we did? 652 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,799 Speaker 1: We did not stop the recording, so yes you can. 653 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,799 Dylan and I fight. Fraser's coming and we were trying 654 00:33:58,799 --> 00:33:59,599 to get him in an uber. 655 00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,200 Speaker 2: Okay, if you would go to podcast network, it's an 656 00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:05,400 uncensored here too. So it's twelve dollars a month. Just 657 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,799 forget that you signed up for it. 658 00:34:06,839 --> 00:34:07,480 Speaker 1: Can I say something? 659 00:34:07,559 --> 00:34:07,759 Speaker 2: Yep? 660 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:09,599 Speaker 1: So are we? 661 00:34:09,639 --> 00:34:11,800 Speaker 2: So we're still doing the podcast? 662 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,360 Speaker 1: Okay. The reason we both screwed up on his uber 663 00:34:15,039 --> 00:34:17,960 is it was a boulevard, not a street. I send 664 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:19,039 him the street. 665 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,760 Speaker 2: You then the drive. 666 00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,400 Speaker 1: No, I send the drive, you send him the drive. 667 00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:26,639 It's he didn't put that. Maybe it's an English thing. 668 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:34,679 Speaker 2: Gookay, yeah, so okay, okay, okay, all right, last thing, 669 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,639 we would be remiss if we didn't bring it up. 670 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,559 Rainbow and Selene bury the hatchet. 671 00:34:40,039 --> 00:34:43,960 Speaker 1: No they don't, No, they don't if a hatchet is 672 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,360 going in Sole's head. 673 00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:50,320 Speaker 2: Uh and vice versa. Right, you know, I mean. Celene 674 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,679 gets Rainbow down on the couch and she goes, hey, 675 00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:57,159 I just want to apologize or no, what is Rainbow? 676 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:57,519 Speaker 1: What is? 677 00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:01,079 Speaker 2: Soso says? She says, I want to tell you maybe 678 00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:05,480 sorry or so great start and Ben says very quickly, 679 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,639 but are you sorry for anything, to which Cadnes says 680 00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:12,679 absolutely not, and Rainbows are, well, I was actually kidding. 681 00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,360 I'm not sorry about anything either. They go great and 682 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:20,719 then walk away. That is conflict resolution in a nutshell. Beautiful, 683 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,800 beautiful way to resolve all of your issues and depart 684 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,400 into the sunset, which is what we're doing on this season. 685 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,960 I gotta say, I'm really sad. I'm not excited for 686 00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:34,480 met You're not. No, We're going from Captain Carry to 687 00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:35,360 Captain Sandy. 688 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:39,599 Speaker 1: Have you seen the chef? He's out of his fucking mind? 689 00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:42,199 Speaker 2: Oh really? Oh yeah, and that'll last four episodes. Are 690 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,119 you excited for Sandy? 691 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:47,239 Speaker 1: She's growing on me after eleven years. 692 00:35:47,519 --> 00:35:51,159 Speaker 2: Would you be excited for Lee to come back? If 693 00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:51,840 he came back? 694 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:56,280 Speaker 1: I mean you have to have like robotic parts on 695 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,119 his body to get. 696 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,440 Speaker 2: A movie right, and he can't really move. 697 00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,639 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, welcoming back? 698 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:07,480 Speaker 2: Yeah? H ey, can you do it? Please? All right, 699 00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:08,679 get in the comments, let us know what we thought 700 00:36:08,679 --> 00:36:10,119 about the episode. We love you guys very much. We'll 701 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:11,559 see you next season. 702 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,599 Speaker 1: In two weeks. In two weeks, they're taking a week 703 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:16,639 off for some reason. I wonder what they're going to 704 00:36:16,679 --> 00:36:17,280 put in its place. 705 00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,880 Speaker 2: You don't need below deck every week? I think that's you. 706 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:21,119 Speaker 1: Don't No, probably not. 707 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,679 Speaker 2: That's probably why they're taking a week off, and we 708 00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,760 appreciate it. We need a little break. But yeah, I 709 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,800 love you guys for listening all season. Thank you so 710 00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,960 much for the support. If you'd like to donate a 711 00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,719 little or a little more and go to patreon dot com, 712 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,559 slash on the podcast network, follow Kaylin at Badass Eats, 713 00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,000 That's Eats with a Z, and get in the iTunes 714 00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:41,400 raising reviews five stars, kind words okay or one star. 715 00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:44,679 We really should have you know, we'll do that to 716 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:46,559 start next season. We'll do some iTunes. 717 00:36:46,599 --> 00:36:47,800 Speaker 1: We gotta get to two thousand. 718 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,400 Speaker 2: I think we're there. I'm not sure. I haven't been looking. 719 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,599 We got to read some reviews. Next episode. Love you guys, 720 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,480 Thank you great, goodbye Kaylan. 721 00:36:56,599 --> 00:37:16,440 Speaker 3: But insting costings distant, expect but still to distal distant 722 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:18,280 nesting