Speaker 1: And he says, who doesn't like fucking I have an
answer for you, Kyle, male spiders because after they adjackinate
the female who removes their head and who wants their
head removed after while they're in there refractory.
Speaker 2: I'll be I'll be a male spider, you'll be a
female spider.
Speaker 1: Come on to me, Hey, come on over here. You
wanna don't? Don't you want to release?
Speaker 2: Kind of? But i'd also really like to You're not
gonna chop my fucking head off. I don't want to. Hi, Hello,
and welcome to another brand spaging new episode of Are
We Rolling? Oh great?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Hi, it's bad TV. Permission to come aboard, mission granted.
I am here with the Dare I say, eclectic?
Speaker 1: Patrick Ikey, eclectic? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: It's the wrong word to you. You are not aclectic.
You like what you like. You like turkey sandwiches, and
you like fucking buzzballs.
Speaker 1: It's buzzball Friday.
Speaker 2: It is buzzball from Kaylin. Yeah, oh you know, don't
order this. He is here to work tech the cameras
and keep us in line.
Speaker 1: But there's buzzballs.
Speaker 2: Well, then you get up and get a buzzball. Don't
order Kaylin around. Okay.
Speaker 1: I wasn't ordering, I was asking politely, do you want
to buzzball?
Speaker 2: I got a white cloth, thank you. Ed you get
up in, I'll tell you what. I'll get you a buzzball,
and you talk about how you hated this episode.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I didn't hate the episode. Okay, it just
it was done differently. Clearly there's a different production company
in charge now. It was more like they really started
the book ending right out of the gate with this episode. Typically,
they try and pretend that it's not the last episode
and then we spend the last ten minutes with goodbyes
that no one gives a fuck about. So this was
kind of different. I'm going to get into my uh
my thoughts and knots out of the gate. I do
have my buzzball. It's buzzball Friday. I'm sorry, but no, no, no,
those are cost some egos. Give me a buzzball, please,
there's a buzzball right there. Everybody, drink along.
Speaker 2: Go to your local like gas station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go to your local gas station and if they
have a liquor license, they'll have these there.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want me to get you the buzzball.
Speaker 1: I'm staring at a butts ball. Just get up and
get the buzzball, all right, Patrick, get up and get
the buzz You know, this episode, and while I didn't
hate it, does not deserve the respect that we normally
treat these episodes.
Speaker 2: What do you are you talking about from us?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh well sorry, I'm all thrown. We had a fly
in here. You're acting like fucking Mariah Carey right now,
so I'm a little thrown.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm really excited because Fraser's coming. Okay, can
you get a buzball?
Speaker 2: And then can you get me a costume? Okay, last
charter of the season, very fun episode. Kind of the
last episode is always uh lacking in the last episodes,
Thank you baby. The last episode is always a little
lacking by way of content, content, purpose, purpose, vision direction.
But yeah, the last ten minutes are usually goodbyes. I
would wonder what what would it look like to have
a cliffhanger of a below deck finale? Oh yeah, well,
you know, because they used to do it with Lost
all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think every episode ended like that. Actually, yeah,
sort of breaking bad. I kind of missed that component.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with Lost, though it was more like I don't
give a shit anymore. Yeah, I wonder what's gonna happen next?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, I would have loved to have ended
the season with like do Jess and Barbs, like go
off into the sun.
Speaker 2: I can't do that, though. You can't do that well.
Speaker 1: Because we know the answer. It goes fucking nowhere because
they're sea rats.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so anyways, we weren't the biggest fans
of this episode. But but but we let's let's rate
the season as a whole.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to do that.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's do a little positivity because I think
that you and me alike thought that this was the
best season we've had in a while.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed myself. I actually thought last season of Dan
and that was pretty good too. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been told by sources that there's another sea rat
being born out of the next season of Med. But
I guess we'll see about that. Why don't we ask
Kaylen Caylen, are you watching this with your lovely wife Amy.
Speaker 2: I've seen bits and pieces of it. I watched kind
of the beginning of the season. I haven't seen a
later episodes that does.
Speaker 1: That doesn't speak well of the season. I guess couldn't
keep his attention. God All right back to you, Dell,
what do you think?
Speaker 2: I thought this season was genuinely so fun. I thought
it was incredible, exemplified in the ball of Snake's chalkboard
that we saw at the end. I mean, that is
one of the key ingredients. I'm not trying to be pervy,
but it's one of the key ingredients of a good season.
We have to have sucking, we have to have fucking Okay,
thank you, thank you, so le, thank you. Jack Off
a hat trick. I was talking to my wife the
other night. A lot of people evidently are not fans
of this season, and I'm like, you have to got
lesbians on one season of Below Deck, Like what, Solea's
not a lesbian, She's actually an agent of chaos and
a demon. But this season was great again. I would
bring the entire cast back exactly how it is stans
Chef Anthony.
Speaker 1: That's right, So you gotta always switch out to the
chefs because they all bring their unique own chaotic type
of me.
Speaker 2: You know, it would be great. We bring on a
real fucking booze bag somebody with some real demons, some
skeletons in the closet, He cooks for about six weeks,
fights with all the women. Right, he's a shovenest pig.
Now I don't want to subject the women to that,
so maybe not. But he's got demons, he kills somebody
or something. He gets fired week six, then bring on
Chef Anthony.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's another redemption arc.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, okay, Well this time I'm trying to really
give it my best.
Speaker 1: He wanted to end up as a legend. Think he
can be a legend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, legendary status is hard.
Speaker 1: What are your your final thoughts?
Speaker 2: Though? In notts, I would give this season ninety seven pots.
Speaker 1: Ninety seven pots. I've seen some of the comments out
there about this season. People, they run four of these
seasons a year. What are you expecting? You have young
people trying to fuck each other while they're working. It's
a perfect pot for great TV, right, all right, Jesus Christ,
I have no idea what people's expectations. I like this
season because how it broke trends of types that we've seen,
for example, Ole Sole taking the mantle for being an
inconsiderate horn dog that's normally reserved for male bosins. Yep,
that was kind of fun. Rainbow in her past bloodshed,
that was unique.
Speaker 2: We've never had that before.
Speaker 1: Now we have had this. Kyle will have sex with
a bagel if it consents, just as a fuck girl.
Chef Anthony, Well, not everybody's had someone to well, I
was gonna say the final it's final, the last episode.
Not anyone's had a person be at your baptism and
also have sex.
Speaker 2: With your wife baptists, right, that's pretty unique baptism and wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then of course Fraser stepping around land mines
to not fire someone. I can't wait to ask him
about that. And of course our favorite captain, Captain carry.
I love the season. I'm gonna give it to we
have it forty four knots.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. That's a lot of knots, all right.
Last week left off shaaft, Anthony was a flipping out
a bit over the fire and ice thing. He said,
we're not doing an ice and fire dinner. We're not
doing it. How's your buzz ball?
Speaker 1: It's delicious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like a buzzball when you're out of control
with this guest interview.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to shut down the buzzball.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be pretty pistol.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want my addiction to get to that point, Dylan, right.
Speaker 2: Because that's when you know it's a real addiction. And
to be fair to you, I was gonna say, you've
never let it happen in the past, but you rarely
let it happen in the past. You're a professional. Thank you,
and I love you, Caitlin. How you doing good? Thank
you great. So Anthony says there's gonna be no fire
and ice dinner. Fuck this, I'm not doing it right.
And Fraser says, just shut up and do it, and
he does the table. We get up to the place
where the table is. That's good hosting. It looks like shit.
I mean it just it looks like absolute shit. I agree.
But Chef Anthony is working hard in the bells of
the boat. He's throwing a regano and smoke guns and
he's really making it happen. First course is an iced
avocado moose over black garlic paste, black garlic, a fermented
form of garlic, and an iced avocado is I mean
it sounds a little gummy, sounds a little gross. I mean,
I think it can be done. Well. You know TB twelve,
you know your favorite TV twelve was addicted to the stuff,
you know, avocado ice cream. Really oh yeah, people really
enjoy it. So I think it can't have a nice
mouth feel, right, there's enough fat there. There's enough fat there,
so nice way.
Speaker 1: To sty The only way I can kind of put
myself in that position is every once in a while
when I order a subway sandwich and I ask for
some tomatoes on my sandwich. Yeah, and they'll pick the
tomato that is stuck to the side of the aluminum
can and has like freezer burn over it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't put that to.
Speaker 2: Meat on, but they do, and then you eat it, right, Yeah,
So Jess and Babs before we get back to dinner,
Oh yeah, that's a mean while, Jess says while cradling
her vape, I want to see where this goes, ah
goes nowhere, goes nowhere. It's uh, yeah, this is going
to be a convoluted comparison. But if you've seen ad Astra,
you know they go into the far flung reaches of
space to try to find alien life and there is none.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought they were trying to find his dad
who disappeared.
Speaker 2: Well, he was trying to find an alien life and
then he's going to find his dad. All very underrated film,
very underrated film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that one fell off. Probably no one will remember it.
And then it comes on TV like in thirty years
and you're like, wow, that was.
Speaker 2: The last movie I saw at the Cinerama Dome before
before it closed. And how is it not opened?
Speaker 1: What are they gonna put there? I used to drive
by there.
Speaker 2: Put a theater there? Just make it Wow? Is that
not open? So crazy? I'll like, get it together all right?
So yeah, you guys are going nowhere. And kudos to
Babs just such an adult this episode. I just love Babs.
She's the best.
Speaker 1: She's being real. She's been the most real this season
as a cast member. She has reservations about this because
of course Jess is an immature twit, so she should
a twit twit. Doesn't that mean like kind of like
confusing and kind of not serious?
Speaker 2: Uh? I think?
Speaker 3: So? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just say words and they mean the opposite.
Speaker 2: Oh me too, me too. A twit twit can refer
to an it's an inform, it's an informal British slang
for a silly or foolish person, or it can refer
to the podcast network twit dot TV meant and that's Google.
That's Google, not me, all right, So listen. Next course
scalip roule spicy cucumber gets Spatcho flambe with Kognac's uh
smoke risotto mushroom risotto. The guests cannot taste the smoke. Okay,
they cannot taste the smoke. And then the last course
is a baked Alaska with Grand Marnier. Once again, I
will say he knocked this out of the park. He
did such a good job with the theme.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: He sweated quite a bit before we got the plates down,
but Anthony knocked it out of the park for his
last meal of the season. I give it seven pots seven.
I wouldn't want to eat it. I would.
Speaker 1: I am gonna do some crazy hair. I'm going to
invite him to come to La and cook me the
same meal, and I will pay for it. That's how
impressed I was. And if you're a listener, despite the
fact that I've mocked you over the course of eisodes
about your uncle fucking your wife, yeah.
Speaker 2: You know, it would be great if he came out
here and then cooked you that dinner and you paid
him for it, and then you guys could sit down
and just have a heart to heart. Tell me what happened.
Speaker 1: He was on Watch What Happens Live. He told the
whole story. Really, yeah, m what was the whole Three
of them were working on a boat with each other
and and she basically they just connected and she dug
And that was six months before he started filming his
first season where he lost his mind. They're still together
and Andy asked great question like where are they now?
And he's like, they're trying to have a baby. I think.
And my dad's dead. His dad's dead. Dad's dead dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, so Anthony and Fraser really bro out. They
did a great job with the season. Got it over
the line. Nothing too disgusting. A plus.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My first question of Fraser, because at the end
of this episode, not to get ahead of ourselves, Fraser goes,
I never want to work with another chef again. And
if you guys, damn, I mean to ask this question.
I'm gonna go Frasier. You said that to him, and
I have a question for you. How did you do
that with a straight face.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right. The next thing we get is an
ass shot of Celene in a bed. Beautiful, beautiful, Okay,
So yeah, Kyle is once again on this fucking don
Quixote donkey, riding into town going, I think I've found
my one true love. You know, I mean this Kyle,
And he says it himself. You know, maybe I get
too overblown with the feelings and stuff. I mean, Selene
has she's necked everybody on the cast almost and what
are we even thinking here? Well, even if she hadn't,
what are we thinking?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well he's uh, he was on his own
journey too. He tells us, sorry to recap this still,
that he'd be lying if he didn't say he had
feelings for her and they might just have a f future.
And I was thinking, like, wouldn't it be beautiful if
they had sex in restrooms around the world? You know,
my wife and I we really connected at the Hollywood Bowl.
That's where we like to connect and see live shows
and others like to connect under a urinal Yeah, and
it's what makes the world go round because we're all different.
Speaker 2: You can't use Rick Steves for that kind of travel.
I went to the Bowl recently. I forgot to tell
you what show Hiatus Coyote.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Sunday show.
Speaker 2: Now, it was a Wednesday or Tuesday show.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, that's classical, so probably Wednesday.
Speaker 2: It was it a Wednesday show. It's just too much,
trying to.
Speaker 1: Get out of the house for what time we home
and how much?
Speaker 2: Called this the sitter My sister in law, she's on
the phone screaming, crying. We're just like, we gotta get
the fuck out of here. She cannot handle that. She's
not a quick So you left the show early? Oh yeah,
we left the show one song into the main.
Speaker 1: Next it's ruin Life.
Speaker 2: We saw Snarky Puppy, who they were absolutely incredible. The
band before Snarky Puppy was one of these you know
when musicians are so talented they go a tonal oh yeah,
and they it literally was. It's not that I didn't
like it, it's that I was tortured by it. It
was so bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, So my wife hates the band Fish Now, which
she's never seen live, because we saw Trey Anastasio at
the Hollywood Bowl and he had one of these little
smarty bands there doing all the atonal twelve tone stuff
out like she annoying us for an hour and she's like,
let's get out of here. And she always attributes that
to Fish and I'm like, no, no, no, fish.
Speaker 2: Now, that's not fish. Fish Jams.
Speaker 1: I like Fay Jam.
Speaker 2: Fish is fun. Okay, So we got to move on
to the episode that we're here to talk about. Fireworks
show for the end of the season. They did it.
Fraser finished this season with the same team, which is
kind of crazy. You don't see that a lot. Good job, Frede.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets He reflects on how far they've come,
and he gives a pretty weird analogy. He said they
started off like a dog with three legs infected with syphilis.
Speaker 2: No, that doesn't sound like him.
Speaker 1: He did say that. And now this is where it's important.
Speaker 2: I think I would like an ally and I know that.
You know, again we mentioned the show. The negotiations were
kind of tense, right with Kaylen with Kalyn. Kalen was
quite rude, but yeah.
Speaker 1: It would be nice we got him though. It all
worked out right, common ground. Yeah, ye, both parties benefiting.
Speaker 2: You know. The fans were commenting that they they haven't
heard from your agent, Brian in a while, have they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still involved. He's working other angles for me currently. Okay, Yeah,
I have other projects in the can that okay, Well, yeah.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to do other projects. It's not a big
deal at all.
Speaker 1: He's the one who got me out of servitude to Uber. Okay,
I owe a lot to that man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that man does a. He's a he's a
real piece of ship. And he's he's unnecessarily sassy. He
takes a defensive posture and everything, but that's why you
like him. And he's also severely burned all over his body.
And I think he has one arm. Two maybe he
has one leg. He's missing one.
Speaker 1: No, he's missing all all his fingers on one hand.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I got it. Got god. It looks like
a baseball bat. Some people have said that, all right,
good to good to talk about Brian again. Yeah, okay,
but we've got work to do. It's the last night.
Speaker 1: But so where the show sideways by the way, so does.
Speaker 2: Not give a fuck. Okay, So, so feels like the
dinner has been served. She's up late now cleaning. So
what she's going to do is do handstands and get drunk. Okay,
now she's taking charts with the guests. She's jumping into
the arms of Damo. As I mentioned, she's doing handstands
and drinking and Catnus finds her and she pleads with her,
pleaase please finish the work so I can go to bed.
And this is when you realize that Soso is just
pure evil, pure evil.
Speaker 1: She mocks her, laughs in her face.
Speaker 2: Laughs in her face.
Speaker 1: I have to say this though about Rainbow. This is
the TV show don't take yourself too seriously, and this
is the last day. No me too, Penny multiple screens
to about how you need to fire her.
Speaker 2: So this was the last dime dropped, and it was
a big dime, might as well have been a quarter.
Fraser wakes up the next morning and goes, you know,
I've I've woken to a tone and I'm I see
both sides. You know what Fraser doesn't know, And I
don't know how he couldn't know, because you know, we
didn't work with her, but we do know that the violence,
the violence that Rainbow is capable of. So to see
that tom come across the texts, Fraser should know that
that was done to stave off violence. Right. Ah, So
I understand Rainbow's route, and I understand that Fraser was
exhausted by it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that, but I also understand in a
certain way, and people might be surprised by this Olay's
kind of posture that night. It's last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck off.
Speaker 1: You know the guests are going to remember that someone
that works on the boat took a shot with me,
right fuck it. Yeah, no one reported that to carry.
Speaker 2: But also you don't need to be mean to Rainbow
for that.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was gonna say, you know, have
you ever worked with someone where you just go, oh,
this person is the person that they are and whatever
I give up? You remember that portly moron that used
to punch walls, Caylyn, You remember that poorly moron they
used to punch walls? Sorry, I hate that guy.
Speaker 2: I know so much, and the fans know too. And
you've never him and you've brought him up seventy five times. Okay,
So it's drop off day. We thread the needle one
more time and get to one more tip of the season.
But before that, Jess is going to go to New
York with Barbes and we are actually talking about children.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love this, all right, So this is Jess.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have children, Jess.
Speaker 1: I love the cheering.
Speaker 2: I loved the cheering to cheer your beautiful dear.
Speaker 1: Ye all right, only exclusively little boys.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I got it. Guy.
Speaker 1: He never liked a girl just around the world eight.
Speaker 2: Year old because they smelled and we talked about it
last episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, just tells us she doesn't know what the future
holds with Barbs, but she's open to having children.
Speaker 2: Wild Absolutely, Jess.
Speaker 1: I have some advice for you. Stream together ten days
without you making up with another person.
Speaker 2: And then we can think about kids. All right, So
fat envelope hundred and ninety five thousand in tips this
season twenty eight to end, and we're going to belly first,
then dinner. Okay, they they they they go to this castle.
They go to a castle. Yes, Selen whips out our tits.
And then we get back to the boat and ready
ourselves for a night out. Seven tequila, two vodka shots. Please,
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to figure out how to fucking work apps.
Speaker 1: Dylan, I don't appreciate.
Speaker 2: Your He's getting very upset with me right now because
I've been ridiculing him for not knowing how to use technology.
Speaker 1: But I have people that do, Dylan.
Speaker 2: I have people that do. What Patrick likes to do
is build in buffers away from his successful use of
applications on his cell phone. Can we get back to
the show now, Yes, okay, we're back. Great. IM so
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Speaker 1: I love those spots.
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they're sponsoring the show. But getting back to the episode,
we go out to dinner, Vodka shots are ordered, to
Kila shots are ordered, and we're ready to rip it up. Okay,
Scottish and so in. But first, Babs and Jess, Babs
and Jess chat. There's no other way to say it.
Babs fucking dumps her.
Speaker 1: She dumps her, she dumps her. She cuts this little
sea rat loose. Yeah, she really is necessary because she
doesn't want to be hurt again. And old Patty is
it's been heard. I know how this feels. No one likes.
It's one of those worst things ever. It's like, uh,
it's like losing someone in mourning them, that's what. That's
what a bad breakup or relationship that doesn't go the
way that you're thinking does. So people want to not
allow that. Am I right?
Speaker 2: In your air Force ones? I love that Patty's wearing
air Force ones.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like losing a pet. Actually, that's what
I compare like a bad breakup.
Speaker 2: Oh really, don't you think now losing a pet is
way worse? Well, how bad is the breakup?
Speaker 1: Like, it's bad like you lost a parrot?
Speaker 2: For right, exactly? So for example, so you lost parrot.
We have a lunatic neighbor, right, she lives next to us.
She's a nutbag, okay, and she walks around the neighborhood
with bare feet and frazzled hair. She looks like Shannabador
and her dog have almost kicked numerous times. And I
think I might have set off her recent bout of
mania by yelling at her about the dog. Right, So
she screams the other morning. Next thing you know, the
parents are there. They're in the courtyard they're very upset,
and cisc goes, I feel so sad for them. I go,
I don't they don't take out their fucking trash, and
she goes, they've been in a relationship for four years.
And to me, I mean, how long have you been
with Shuri thirteen years? I've been with Scheri or with
Ceci for like fifteen years. Okay, so four years. That's
a parrot.
Speaker 1: It's a parrot.
Speaker 2: Get don't give a shit, nutbag, put your fucking trash
on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Parrot talks.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we're all over the place, all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's not Buzzball Friday. Three ladies have broken my heart
and I to protect it. So I understand where barbesah
from totally.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Then there's Thery crying child in the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right, so Lenda not like that.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't like children. A couple of people. I
don't think Fraser likes children either. I really good with kids,
yes he is, but you don't want to hear one
screaming while you're trying to enjoy a dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I think that restaurants have to
be very, very explicit with their children. No children policy.
I mean, right, if we're at Eyehop, I expect to
see kids. If I'm at Carbone, if there's a child,
I'll cry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kids. I was Christmas Eve. Is when I
used to fly back to Massachusetts when i'd leave LA
to visit my family. One trip in particular, I had
like eight people on the fucking plane. One baby cried
the entire five and a half truck there. I was
like twenty five at the time, like whatever. Actually I
was probably on drugs or something. But at some point,
after three and a half hours, some old fucking guy
I never saw his face go and this is Christmas Eve,
by the way. He was like, someone shut that fucking
kid up.
Speaker 2: And then so worried as apparent to fly. We have
to go to Virginia, and then we have to go
to Italy, Italy. We're going to Italy next year for
my sister in law's wedding. I don't know. I can't
handle the eyes, you know, when you walk on and
they're like, oh, here we fucking go. I don't even
want that.
Speaker 1: I have advice for you. Okay, look like you're trying
to shut the kid up.
Speaker 2: That's all people I'll definitely be trying to.
Speaker 1: Shut when you do that. At least they see you trying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they don't expect people are still dicks though. Anyways,
we got to get back to the show. Sorry derailed
so many times. It's Buzzbow Friday. Okay. So Soe Lenne
says that her and her in Scottish hold hands and
talk about what they're going to be in the future,
which is obviously nothing. They have siggi's, they're gonna slam
them into each other and they're never gonna speak again.
Speaker 1: Maybe well hold on not according to him. He tells
her I'd like to see again, and she says, I
have mixed feelings about this because in two days I
my mind mind changed. I might start boinking someone else
because I'm a free spirit, you know.
Speaker 2: I saw someone wrote in our Patrion comments and this
was so rude. Will you guys please ask Frasier if
Celen smelled of come all the time, and it's like,
come on, come on, Pemur, come on, come on. So
funny though probably not. I mean, it'd be hard to
smell of come all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a familiar smell though that's a Cleanish smell
smells like bleach. All right, Kyle understands reality and he
hopes to go out tonight. His words with a bang,
this is the last night, and he says, who doesn't
like fucking I have an answer for your Kyle, Male
spiders because after they ejack the female who removes their
head and who wants their head removed after.
Speaker 2: While they're in there refracting. I'll be I'll be a
male spider, you be female spider.
Speaker 1: Come on to me, Hey, come on over here. You
wanna I don't know, don't you want to release?
Speaker 2: Kind of? But I'd also really like to You're not
gonna chop my fucking head off? Oh I don't want to.
Poor spiders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're thinking you just ejaculated, you know, you came,
and you're like, no care in the world except for
my fucking head, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no care in the world except for the
person or spider that just made you come. I mean
that is you're in such a vulnerable proodal, so scary.
All right. So anyways, we get back to the cabs,
but not before the ball of snakes really ratchets up.
Everyone is making out with everybody, including Damo and Selene.
Selene is is you can guarant you can count on
Selene for a couple of things, smoking SIGs, being indifferent
to other people's emotions, and it's just saying sea rat shit.
She's so good at.
Speaker 1: Saying Encyclopedia of sea rat history.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she says what she says, I don't like
to think about the future. It makes me anxious. Now,
that's a lot of people go through that, butea rats
specifically go through that a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean they're scared of it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, the future is horrifying. You can't you
can't float forever. Right, Okay, So we get back to
the cabs and the boys asks Celene after she hooks
up with Damo, hey, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: It was mostly chefy, yeah, because he understands the pain
of someone exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: But he goes, well, what the fuck? I know that
you guys aren't dating or anything, but still do you
not care about him? Where to go? Cheffy. We get
back to the boat, Selena and Damo make out, and
Kyle is pissed off. He is very very pissed off.
He's being a poudy little butthole, right, He's sitting up
in his top bunk and I'm thinking this entire time.
If she jumps into his bed and starts, I don't know,
sorry to be crass, but sucking him off, all will
be forgiven. And that's essentially what she does. She just says,
come to the guest cab.
Speaker 1: And he says, do you mind if I uh wipe
some of Damo's face off your face and let's get
it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they get it on. They wake up the
next morning there is lube and smut and lust, all
of it. God. Oh yeah, Sea rats have to use protection.
I mean all of us have to use protection.
Speaker 1: I think this is the end of the episode. Yeah,
it's a bunch of goodbyes. Yeah, I think we should
keep everything in.
Speaker 2: We're not going to keep everything in, but if you
want to hear, I mean this this episode was bananas.
Speaker 1: This has banana. This is why you subscribe.
Speaker 2: Did we fight on air? Did we did?
Speaker 1: We did not stop the recording, so yes you can.
Dylan and I fight. Fraser's coming and we were trying
to get him in an uber.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you would go to podcast network, it's an
uncensored here too. So it's twelve dollars a month. Just
forget that you signed up for it.
Speaker 1: Can I say something?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: So are we?
Speaker 2: So we're still doing the podcast?
Speaker 1: Okay. The reason we both screwed up on his uber
is it was a boulevard, not a street. I send
him the street.
Speaker 2: You then the drive.
Speaker 1: No, I send the drive, you send him the drive.
It's he didn't put that. Maybe it's an English thing.
Speaker 2: Gookay, yeah, so okay, okay, okay, all right, last thing,
we would be remiss if we didn't bring it up.
Rainbow and Selene bury the hatchet.
Speaker 1: No they don't, No, they don't if a hatchet is
going in Sole's head.
Speaker 2: Uh and vice versa. Right, you know, I mean. Celene
gets Rainbow down on the couch and she goes, hey,
I just want to apologize or no, what is Rainbow?
Speaker 1: What is?
Speaker 2: Soso says? She says, I want to tell you maybe
sorry or so great start and Ben says very quickly,
but are you sorry for anything, to which Cadnes says
absolutely not, and Rainbows are, well, I was actually kidding.
I'm not sorry about anything either. They go great and
then walk away. That is conflict resolution in a nutshell. Beautiful,
beautiful way to resolve all of your issues and depart
into the sunset, which is what we're doing on this season.
I gotta say, I'm really sad. I'm not excited for
met You're not. No, We're going from Captain Carry to
Captain Sandy.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the chef? He's out of his fucking mind?
Speaker 2: Oh really? Oh yeah, and that'll last four episodes. Are
you excited for Sandy?
Speaker 1: She's growing on me after eleven years.
Speaker 2: Would you be excited for Lee to come back? If
he came back?
Speaker 1: I mean you have to have like robotic parts on
his body to get.
Speaker 2: A movie right, and he can't really move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, welcoming back?
Speaker 2: Yeah? H ey, can you do it? Please? All right,
get in the comments, let us know what we thought
about the episode. We love you guys very much. We'll
see you next season.
Speaker 1: In two weeks. In two weeks, they're taking a week
off for some reason. I wonder what they're going to
put in its place.
Speaker 2: You don't need below deck every week? I think that's you.
Speaker 1: Don't No, probably not.
Speaker 2: That's probably why they're taking a week off, and we
appreciate it. We need a little break. But yeah, I
love you guys for listening all season. Thank you so
much for the support. If you'd like to donate a
little or a little more and go to patreon dot com,
slash on the podcast network, follow Kaylin at Badass Eats,
That's Eats with a Z, and get in the iTunes
raising reviews five stars, kind words okay or one star.
We really should have you know, we'll do that to
start next season. We'll do some iTunes.
Speaker 1: We gotta get to two thousand.
Speaker 2: I think we're there. I'm not sure. I haven't been looking.
We got to read some reviews. Next episode. Love you guys,
Thank you great, goodbye Kaylan.
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