Speaker 1: If you are a person who cannot handle ship talking,
Speaker 1: a person who cannot handle a guy talk, locker room talk,
Speaker 1: or if you're just too fucking soft, this show is
Speaker 1: not for you.
Speaker 2: Did we talk about sports?
Speaker 1: Obviously, but we talked about sports if we're at a
Speaker 1: bar with guys, that's how that's what we talk about.
Speaker 1: Dick and fark jokes is what we do. If you're
Speaker 1: too soft, do not listen to the show.
Speaker 3: Why is it there? What happened? Is there? Is that
Speaker 3: the reason why the light above your chair is discolored?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Dirty? Try that one sock didn't stick? Didn't even get
Speaker 3: a chance, never had a chance.
Speaker 2: What's that? What's that from?
Speaker 5: Never had a chance?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's like literally no, No, there's a movie.
Speaker 3: It's a movie never had a Chance. I I can't
Speaker 3: remember it.
Speaker 1: No, I see it. It's uh he's skinny now he
Speaker 1: was a big kid? Yes that one?
Speaker 2: What movie?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 5: Bad Boys?
Speaker 2: No, you're getting there?
Speaker 3: Not he would Jonahill was not in Bad Boys? No?
Speaker 2: No, Nick Loven oh ship yeah?
Speaker 3: So? Uh, Trouble Model.
Speaker 2: Both.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know what that movie is. You never
Speaker 5: seen traffic Parrot or Troubling Paradise.
Speaker 2: I don't know trouble paradise.
Speaker 5: I just said, I just said something.
Speaker 1: Ship Now I can't think. Yeah, you will look it
Speaker 1: up for us, Bruce Aden, I'm a.
Speaker 3: Status this one. This one that's a stat one.
Speaker 6: This is I'm the statue man.
Speaker 3: Never had a chance.
Speaker 2: People could be like, it's just more because there's are
Speaker 2: idiots super bad. It is super bad and found it
Speaker 2: take you long. We'll take you guys school.
Speaker 5: I'm doing my show.
Speaker 3: Oh that's when he's at the at the grocery store.
Speaker 3: You're trying to get the Yeah, never had a chance
Speaker 3: for else because the cops said, like, you got a chance,
Speaker 3: never had a chance. I thought it was it all
Speaker 3: like showed was him never had a chance.
Speaker 2: No, he said the cops said something, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: It's all it showed in that little clip that I
Speaker 3: had was just on him.
Speaker 2: They got it.
Speaker 3: He's like, never had a chance.
Speaker 2: Got it. That's in my head too.
Speaker 3: What else is in there?
Speaker 2: All in my head?
Speaker 3: All the things you said, all the in my head?
Speaker 3: What else is in your what do you what else
Speaker 3: are you thinking about right now? Matthew Angelica gevery Yeah,
Speaker 3: hell yeah, here's the old dude. Yeah, Hey, you guys
Speaker 3: watched Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 2: A part of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are I watched it? He has watched
Speaker 3: Quarterback season two yet part of it?
Speaker 5: Part of it.
Speaker 1: We've been so fucking busy, I'd have lives. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we pill have have work and other.
Speaker 3: Other my god.
Speaker 6: Okay, so there's so many other toes, Like there's two
Speaker 6: employed people here.
Speaker 3: Weren't you home today? No, we actually worked. We were
Speaker 3: today and he got dropped off at you got dropped
Speaker 3: off by David. Yeah, very nice. He's a cool dude.
Speaker 3: He remembered it was probably my favorite driver. He remembered
Speaker 3: my name and I forgot his. That's sad, I know.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn it. But I never really worked
Speaker 3: with him. Like I would walk in and he would
Speaker 3: be loading his truck and I'd be like, what s up, dude,
Speaker 3: and I'd leave. Sad it is. It's unfortunate. It's unfortunate. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he's always a super nice I walked into the
Speaker 3: liquor store where my boss buys my beer, and he
Speaker 3: was like, hey, Bruce, and I was like what somebody,
Speaker 3: I'm like, fuck, god, damn it. It's a super common name,
Speaker 3: is all I could think of.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: It's like, god damn it. And then it's so weird,
Speaker 3: like I get on Facebook later and it's like David
Speaker 3: Fuck that's him, God damn it. I remember I work
Speaker 3: today too, though.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well are you officially employed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, he's employed. It not be working.
Speaker 6: And I make more than serventuan dollars you know, all right,
Speaker 6: well I'm part time.
Speaker 5: Probably make more than you on this check. No, yeah
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 6: No, trust almost made more than them.
Speaker 3: Doubt you're gonna make. Well, that's because he has to
Speaker 3: pay child support to.
Speaker 2: It's not it's not fair.
Speaker 3: That's your fault kind of No, he's not wrong.
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not wrong.
Speaker 3: He's not wrong. He's attacking now though, attack mode. He's
Speaker 3: got like his cut off shirt now, he's like feeling
Speaker 3: himself literally his hand is underneath his shirt, feeling himself,
Speaker 3: not below. He's up.
Speaker 5: He's up top by his nipples, up by my shoulder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's up by his nipple.
Speaker 2: He's like from uh.
Speaker 3: What's that the fun always like the the the old
Speaker 3: dude from uh water boy. Yeah ah, you guys want.
Speaker 2: To make it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guys likes to see homos.
Speaker 2: All right, cool man. Every packer right there, I'm a man.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the way you made.
Speaker 6: It, you know, right cool or Texas fans Scott Yeah,
Speaker 6: man manning for you.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised you even have.
Speaker 3: H But if anybody, because I mean ninety percent of
Speaker 3: the world that has Netflix has seen the hour and
Speaker 3: forty five minute movie, No, Happy gi More Too. It
Speaker 3: is very full of nostalgia.
Speaker 2: Oh it is. I see a lot of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta watch the end. Jadea and I have
Speaker 3: watched it and you.
Speaker 2: Said it to me and then too, Yeah you call
Speaker 2: me a bum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a bum. That is totally bummo busy. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you get home at night after probably four or five,
Speaker 3: at some point in time, you're watching or you're playing
Speaker 3: a video game instead of watching Happy Gilmore Too.
Speaker 2: I'm not played for a couple of days, to be honest.
Speaker 3: Well whatever you okay, So what time do you get home?
Speaker 3: Are you home at eight o'clock at night? You've been
Speaker 3: working fourteen to sixteen He is definitely wearing depends. Are
Speaker 3: you working his sixteen hour shift, sleeping eight and then
Speaker 3: getting right back in that coke car selling slanging more coke?
Speaker 3: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: Whoa, I make no other work too inside that coke car.
Speaker 3: Okay, that doesn't matter, that's not the point. What time
Speaker 3: do you get home? What time to get home? And
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that aloud because there's somebody who's gonna
Speaker 3: be chirping at you for that.
Speaker 2: True, I have a disclaimer later on. We gotta do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you should probably uh not say that. I wasn't
Speaker 3: searching for that. But you get home at what five
Speaker 3: six o'clock? How many other hours before you go to bed?
Speaker 2: Uh, probably go to bed like around eleven is ish?
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're telling me that you have an hour
Speaker 3: and a half of time. I get the quarter I
Speaker 3: get the quarterback thing. That's a that's a big get.
Speaker 3: That's that's like six hours. That's that's that's a tough one.
Speaker 3: But then on the other.
Speaker 2: Hand, yeah, then he has practice, he has baseball.
Speaker 3: Yeah, depending what we have for Kennedy, Right, But you
Speaker 3: can't tell me that none of this time. You haven't
Speaker 3: been home for a little bit. I get yesterday you
Speaker 3: had a game.
Speaker 5: We really haven't been I mean we watched it yesterday.
Speaker 2: But we didn't really watch it.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you watch it?
Speaker 2: I mean I was so fucking tired.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 2: I was on three hours of sleep.
Speaker 3: I was saying, why are you on three hours of street?
Speaker 2: Because somebody has to get up at three four o'clock,
Speaker 2: so that means I gotta get it at three thirty.
Speaker 3: Okay, again, you could go to bed early.
Speaker 2: I tried, but I'm getting fucking all this other ship.
Speaker 2: I gotta do what.
Speaker 5: He's famous. He's famous.
Speaker 3: He was on PBS.
Speaker 2: He was so were you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they didn't really talk about me that much.
Speaker 6: You like a drug addict on BBS?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Yes? Thank you?
Speaker 3: How did you come to that conclude?
Speaker 2: Every Boddy was sweating except for me? I guess even
Speaker 2: though I felt like I was sweat.
Speaker 5: And was shaking.
Speaker 6: You're looking every way, How do you know what drug?
Speaker 6: Maybe that was just well, I live in Penny in
Speaker 6: New York, so.
Speaker 3: You're just dabbling with drug addictime.
Speaker 5: Yes, everybody in the town is a drug addict of
Speaker 5: some sort.
Speaker 3: It's not bad. It was hot in here, and I
Speaker 3: wore a flannel to try to support nob and Kettle.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for trying to be supportive.
Speaker 2: What I wasn't I wasn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't wearing a cut off sleeve shirt grabbing my
Speaker 3: nipple if that's right now, which.
Speaker 2: Is basically you're down here, it's.
Speaker 3: You're kind of kind of sad. That's kind of nipple
Speaker 3: hand length away, so you measure it so you're always like,
Speaker 3: hold on, here's my own bleak. I put my other
Speaker 3: hand there just in case somebody is ever like, how
Speaker 3: far are you away from your nipple totally hand like
Speaker 3: your fingers spread, or you're just like tight cutting it.
Speaker 3: You got your thumb tucked.
Speaker 5: No, I like I like to keep it.
Speaker 2: Sider man.
Speaker 3: Got a spider man over there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sling webs everywhere.
Speaker 3: Jesus, that's why that white's discolored. That's why you said
Speaker 3: this is your room. Don't bring in a black light
Speaker 3: into this damn studio. For the love of.
Speaker 2: God, I got three already in the cold opening.
Speaker 3: That's the best. So Jaana was the one that was like,
Speaker 3: we did it one time, and she's like that was funny,
Speaker 3: Like you guys just sitting there.
Speaker 2: Talking one time.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, please, I'm like, you don't laugh, You've been
Speaker 3: laughing the whole time. There. We we have we have
Speaker 3: hold on aiden man, spiden.
Speaker 2: We have we have ten people that listen to us.
Speaker 3: Hey, if you watch the TV programmers, three thousand follow
Speaker 3: horse yeah, boom yeah.
Speaker 6: Oh come on, not though you're gona with I forgot, forgot,
Speaker 6: I'm forgotten Spider you know.
Speaker 3: Now now you're back to Peter Parker.
Speaker 5: I don't want to actually smart. He's smart as ship.
Speaker 3: Ye he is, Yeah, Peter Parker.
Speaker 5: He makes his own webs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with help from a spider.
Speaker 3: The first one depends on which Spider Man you watched.
Speaker 3: The first one he has a he mad all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, they just shoot out of there and they're like,
Speaker 3: that's nonsense, and some he makes them. Yeah. Then the
Speaker 3: second one, what's that guy's name? I forget maguire, No,
Speaker 3: that's a that's the first one. Second one is.
Speaker 5: You know Ada McDonald.
Speaker 2: Wow, cool, that's.
Speaker 3: Not all I just wanted to say. Andrew Garfield. Yeah
Speaker 3: that is corraph know. And then the third one is
Speaker 3: Tom Holland.
Speaker 5: Uh what about this? Like I think we're missing So no.
Speaker 3: There's only three of them. I mean, I guess there's
Speaker 3: the voice character from the cartoons.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: I don't care, but no, because that guy's not.
Speaker 2: Says not Spider Man. That's no that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Which what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Batman?
Speaker 3: Those are what? What are we talking you?
Speaker 5: You're like you're like a different you know.
Speaker 3: Hold You're like, no, that's not him? Who's not him?
Speaker 6: Just like I'm thinking out loud, I'm kind of just like,
Speaker 6: I know, I'm lising.
Speaker 3: Trying to I'm trying to follow with you.
Speaker 5: I know, I don't even really want.
Speaker 3: So you have the Andrew Garfield, which is correct, yes,
Speaker 3: and then we have Tom Holland, which is the third one.
Speaker 5: And who's the other one.
Speaker 3: Toby McGuire is the first in the I'm pretty.
Speaker 5: Sure you just said Tom so May McGuire.
Speaker 3: Tom Soby McGuire, that is, dude? Did Tom drink soby
Speaker 3: Toby McGuire? I know Andrew Garfield and Tom All.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yeah, I just feel like there's another one somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the voice character.
Speaker 5: No that that played him, But I know it's wrong,
Speaker 5: is it?
Speaker 3: Hold on? Isn't that the movie there's that movie where
Speaker 3: there's like all the Spider Man. There's a bowload of
Speaker 3: Spider Man and that one is a lot of spider
Speaker 3: Mans and that one movie because it's like they all
Speaker 3: like get into that Universe, right, don't. And the third
Speaker 3: if you watch the newest.
Speaker 5: I've watched every Spider Man like in the newest.
Speaker 3: One, there's there's like that scene where what have you watch?
Speaker 5: You watched every single pay per view for w w
Speaker 5: F from Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hate dude, I me and you were on
Speaker 3: like the bottom of there's more people that watch that
Speaker 3: than people that don't. I watch it.
Speaker 1: You don't have it all like in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night, I come in here to like wake him
Speaker 1: up with this rolling No.
Speaker 3: He's just hitting last from the last program you watched.
Speaker 3: I remember I used to have that, dude, just like
Speaker 3: Nickelodeon or bab You just up here watching Nickelodeon. Mom
Speaker 3: wasn't on Cinemax earlier.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, that's how far we're going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very confused. All right, I would like to be
Speaker 3: let in. Okay, we can't handle the smoke. F you Canada, right, Travis?
Speaker 4: Travis say that.
Speaker 6: I didn't say we might get Canada as a sponsor,
Speaker 6: the whole country.
Speaker 3: We have a vidential sponsor.
Speaker 2: I gotta write that down just in case.
Speaker 3: All right, hold on, just for funzies. If we got
Speaker 3: Canada the country as a sponsor, Aiden represented. Give me
Speaker 3: your best. It's for fun. Nobody's gonna care. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna laugh. I screw up all the time.
Speaker 2: What am I doing?
Speaker 3: You giving me the You're the sponsor, Yeah, you're You're
Speaker 3: the spot.
Speaker 2: We do our sponsors. What what are you gonna say
Speaker 2: for Canada?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're our sponsor. Now you they want you? Hey,
Speaker 3: we like.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 3: We turn to Philip. It's a five three stop with
Speaker 3: his business smarts, talks like a bro.
Speaker 7: Matt and Dustin join him just for the fun and
Speaker 7: Lord Dustin SIPs his beer.
Speaker 8: Scott's god his notes. They share fat jokes, talk like
Speaker 8: their own spots wemig, He's got its own. In the
Speaker 8: sports talk show, Scott's the captain. Matt and Dustin.
Speaker 7: They know Bruce might be missing, but they still make
Speaker 7: it fun, fat jokes and drinks.
Speaker 8: They keep it light and run sell me bro sports talking,
Speaker 8: Bimichi minisoda talk like Dick's fat jokes.
Speaker 9: It's all in the motion.
Speaker 7: Scott leads the way with his business degrees, Dustin drinks,
Speaker 7: and last they make it all agreed. Matt's not the
Speaker 7: smartest budd He's got his part. Scott and Dustin. They
Speaker 7: keep the conversation shot, beer Belly and Brainstein makes it
Speaker 7: all up. Send me thro a sports talk It's never
Speaker 7: too tough. Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script,
Speaker 7: Matt Scott his jokes.
Speaker 3: They never get stuck.
Speaker 7: They talk Mike Brews though they're not fat jokes.
Speaker 5: And Beard, They've got it all bought.
Speaker 3: Scott's gootting know how Matt got the jokes.
Speaker 7: Dustin's got the drink. They chiep bit hot and cozy
Speaker 7: for Mitchie's got it sown in this sports talk show.
Speaker 3: Talk right, Dick's fat jokes. It's all in the flow.
Speaker 7: Send me through a sports talk in bim g Men's
Speaker 7: soda fog like Ditch, fat jokes.
Speaker 5: It's all in emotion.
Speaker 7: Scott leaves the way with business degrees, Dustin' juice and
Speaker 7: last thing, make it all greed.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good afternoon, good even.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter where you are. This is Beer Belly
Speaker 1: Sports coming in from the Narry Runway Lounge just south
Speaker 1: of but Menji. My name is Matt Geffrey. Over to
Speaker 1: my immediate left.
Speaker 2: He is a man of the people. He is a
Speaker 2: man with two g's. He is the almighty Bruce.
Speaker 3: Leg delightfuler, delightfuler, delightful.
Speaker 2: And then not left or not right, not.
Speaker 3: Behind on I okay, on, I'm gonna ask you this.
Speaker 3: If he were to be a clock, what o'clock would
Speaker 3: Aiden be?
Speaker 2: He would be at eleven o'clock to me, because I would.
Speaker 3: Say, yeah, don't see anywhere nine to eleven. I would
Speaker 3: give you that nine is right here, So midnight has
Speaker 3: got to be straight ahead, so it's about eleven. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 3: this person is about eleven o'clock, So eleven o'clock in
Speaker 3: front of me. He is the stats stats person, Stat's king.
Speaker 3: If anybody could come up with a nickname, we need
Speaker 3: a new nick.
Speaker 2: We didn't, yeah for for mister Aiden Senior squeak.
Speaker 3: He's grown out of the squeak.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got, you got, We got him out of
Speaker 2: the squeak.
Speaker 3: He's not he did we did, like fucking voice coach
Speaker 3: hip and being like stop squeaking, you know, like like
Speaker 3: run another lap. Yeah, stop right now.
Speaker 2: It is no other than Aiden Squeak, not squeak, Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: Squeak, Not squeak squeak. That's gotta be from like a
Speaker 3: cartoon or something.
Speaker 2: He's not squeak.
Speaker 3: Squeaker, not squeak. I like it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, anyways, do any like.
Speaker 3: Nicknames from like your baseball team? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Any names?
Speaker 3: I mean like ones that you can share on air,
Speaker 3: you know. No, not really, No.
Speaker 5: I just got called giraffe a lot.
Speaker 6: That's that happened this year that they were reading my
Speaker 6: name and they said Aiden Giraffe. They had no So
Speaker 6: the person that was hamon Sense B team football and
Speaker 6: they yelled out they're reading off everybody's name, the starting
Speaker 6: lineup and pitching for the Panama sangs.
Speaker 3: Eight in giraffe. Close. Wow, that's that's I mean. We
Speaker 3: like to call him girafferee, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: because there's there's not it's not giraffe, Like, it's nowhere close.
Speaker 3: The draft, I had my okay, my brother's last name
Speaker 3: is ambuel A m b u Hel and this guy
Speaker 3: was saying his name and goes Amberdoodle like what the hell.
Speaker 3: And it was like in a group of people that
Speaker 3: worked the team at the same time, Amberdoodle like, what
Speaker 3: the that's not even close and he's just staring there,
Speaker 3: still face and we're like laughing. He's like what kids
Speaker 3: guys like to see you with the company. Stop laughing.
Speaker 2: It's fine, everything's fine.
Speaker 3: Girafferee is like a fun thing that would be. That's
Speaker 3: that's close.
Speaker 1: I've been called giraffe, I've been called really free, and
Speaker 1: I've been called griffy, which is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: You've been called griffy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bowling bowling when I was in a bowling league.
Speaker 3: When I was, I mean, I get it. I mean
Speaker 3: so like somebody were like Matt Griffy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Had and had to get my you have a sweet
Speaker 1: hold on. I did have a king griffy stance though
Speaker 1: when you're bowling.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't translate to bowling. You got I mean
Speaker 3: if you were if you had the sweet swing when
Speaker 3: you were playing baseball, then I did it, but you
Speaker 3: got called it during bowling. So like you must have
Speaker 3: had like this super smooth bowling like hold on, did
Speaker 3: you drop that? Like whenever you bowl, does it hit
Speaker 3: or does it roll smoothly?
Speaker 2: Pretty small? It was a little hooked to.
Speaker 3: It so like but like when it when the ball
Speaker 3: hits the lean just a bounce.
Speaker 2: No, you're up, yeah, priest food, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm a bouncer because I don't care. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: throw as hard as.
Speaker 2: Like fucking six pounds.
Speaker 6: Just fuck it, I'll go heavy, you go heaviest, and
Speaker 6: then you go you try to throw, you throw my
Speaker 6: fucking arm out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why you bowl, dude. If you can't bowl well,
Speaker 3: then you bowl hard.
Speaker 6: If you're not doing good bull hard, you're either trying
Speaker 6: to like hit hit the hit a gap and then
Speaker 6: go into another lane and then hit.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you're not trying to like rain.
Speaker 5: Not trying to.
Speaker 3: It happens when you're bowl hard.
Speaker 6: You know, when you throw it twenty nine miles an
Speaker 6: hour with a twelve pound ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jesus down, you know the stairs words and the
Speaker 1: flex of the trap traps who you no.
Speaker 3: Hold on said that it was. It was a handlength away,
Speaker 3: No his trap, I'm not flexing. You were like, no,
Speaker 3: you know, dude, you you have a stern and straighten
Speaker 3: up your shoulders and you're like, what you know, throw
Speaker 3: a ball off one lean and get to the other
Speaker 3: on what up? You're like, Oh, that was just New YORKA.
Speaker 2: What do you want to do about it?
Speaker 3: What do you gonna do? List your brother? Well, you
Speaker 3: get some hair on. That's good.
Speaker 5: It's itchy right now, I haven't really really itchy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after it grows India, there's.
Speaker 6: Little like red red things and it's really itchy. It's
Speaker 6: been since the cities.
Speaker 3: You should get like a it's a hot it's the heat.
Speaker 2: It's called the order end.
Speaker 5: Do you use it all the time.
Speaker 3: It's called heat rash.
Speaker 5: Heat rash.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not that hot in your pits.
Speaker 5: It is in your pits.
Speaker 2: It is oh good, one burn you're so burnt.
Speaker 3: He is too those I'm not burns. It's called heat rash,
Speaker 3: those little red bumps because your arm pits are like
Speaker 3: the hottest.
Speaker 2: Well it could be worse.
Speaker 3: Well, then you got in your arm. So I don't know.
Speaker 3: You should check out what you're doing with your life.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you want me to say.
Speaker 2: Unemployed.
Speaker 3: I am employable. He is that we got oh never
Speaker 3: mind here he's squeaked. We got squeaked back. No, you
Speaker 3: you just know.
Speaker 1: From over the weekend. Oh we were ordering uh no,
Speaker 1: everybody heard of the table uh at the table at
Speaker 1: Chili's shout out.
Speaker 3: Rich.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The bill was like I know, right, you and the kiddos, yeah,
Speaker 3: three four, fourth, okay, so and so there's four people
Speaker 3: there that Bill can get.
Speaker 2: No five, oh that's five anyways, Um.
Speaker 3: Bill can get real high.
Speaker 2: It did? It did?
Speaker 3: Pretty is anybody having beers and margaritas and okay, so
Speaker 3: you have to didn't didn't quiet just sodas?
Speaker 5: And someone hit a wall almost immediately, what did you?
Speaker 5: And I finished my food?
Speaker 2: Good for you? Fucking you didn't.
Speaker 3: Hold on when you say hitting a wall like driving
Speaker 3: or just like a proverbial like preferred wise. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Anyways, and he's eating anyways.
Speaker 6: When he shoves it down, he shoves it down down
Speaker 6: already fast, all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's let him finish young so he doesn't want
Speaker 2: to hear a story, that's why.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he's reading the like we all ordered and we
Speaker 2: got the Aiden, yo, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure he did. He did. He picked it up
Speaker 3: and he was like, well, I suppose.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, yeah, it's just it's this girl
Speaker 2: who was giving, who was doing the order. I don't
Speaker 2: know how.
Speaker 1: She's probably like probably in her mid twenties, maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit younger, and does it all the time.
Speaker 3: And server was hot up.
Speaker 2: And then it's different, and then Aiden was like, can
Speaker 2: I get the did you go deeply.
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Speaker 3: League Baseball. Twins first, that the major League first, then twins.
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Speaker 3: go twins first. All right, our twins trades on the
Speaker 3: trade deadline, which is no other sport. What does basketball
Speaker 3: trade this much at the trade deadline?
Speaker 5: Basketball trades a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean basketball might be, but football doesn't.
Speaker 3: No hockey, there's a couple, but yeah, but I mean baseball.
Speaker 5: Basketball runs with the highest of trade money to be given.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 2: All right, so you want anyway? I don't have music
Speaker 2: for this, Yeah, obvious.
Speaker 6: The Minnesota Twims are giving up Willie Castro to the
Speaker 6: Chicago Cubs for.
Speaker 5: Ryan Gallagher.
Speaker 2: Sam Armstrong.
Speaker 3: Armstrong is a good name. He's a picture. See that's
Speaker 3: what you want for your picture.
Speaker 2: You want him to have a strong arm.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean that's a good name. All right,
Speaker 3: what else we got? Moving on?
Speaker 6: Moving on, Minnesota Twins are trading Carlos Correa to the
Speaker 6: Houston not Rockets, Astros.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna said Rockets.
Speaker 3: Well, because you said.
Speaker 5: For left handed picture, Matt Mikolisky.
Speaker 3: Matt McCluskey. They only got one picture for him.
Speaker 5: We only got one thing for him.
Speaker 3: The one thing that I'm very interested about this tree
Speaker 3: it is how much money are the Twins eating on
Speaker 3: this trade?
Speaker 5: Probably a lot.
Speaker 3: It's not fifty that's what the Twins said.
Speaker 6: No, I would just pay that because then we actually
Speaker 6: get things. What do you mean we would get more
Speaker 6: than just a left handed bumb So you'd rather pay
Speaker 6: You'd rather.
Speaker 3: Pay fifty million and get more prospects. Yes, you're probably
Speaker 3: not wrong. Yeah, I know. I don't know though. Man.
Speaker 3: It's just like, why would you pay twenty million dollars
Speaker 3: to not have a guy on your roster and then
Speaker 3: get one left handed picture? Because no matter what, it's
Speaker 3: going to be prospects.
Speaker 6: Yeah, moving on, Moving on, Minnesota Twins are trading Louis
Speaker 6: Arland's and ty France to the Toronto Blue Jays for
Speaker 6: Kendris or Rojas and Alan Rhoaded.
Speaker 3: What is Rojas?
Speaker 5: What is the Rojas left handed picture?
Speaker 3: And pictures?
Speaker 5: Yelling no, Alan Roaden is an outfielder.
Speaker 3: Okay are they? And then the other one's a picture? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you're an outfielder in a picture. That's a pretty
Speaker 3: decent You're getting. Ty France is a one year, one million.
Speaker 5: Now the only trade that I believe that we have
Speaker 5: won throughout this entire thing.
Speaker 3: We had to talk you into it earlier.
Speaker 5: Well, I looked, but I had to look at the stats.
Speaker 5: I did to corunch some numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's down here.
Speaker 6: Minnesota is trading Griffin Jacks straight up to the Tampa
Speaker 6: Bay Rays Fortage Bradley.
Speaker 3: All right, so why do you like it? John? Tell
Speaker 3: me why you like that trade? All right? Well, he's
Speaker 3: twenty four, and then howlds Griffin Jacks. Let's go through
Speaker 3: the ages.
Speaker 5: So Gryffin Jackson is thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then how holds this new guy four twenty four?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: So let me let me look back at the stats,
Speaker 5: because parent I didn't save.
Speaker 2: It olivating music here, he's out doing that, all right?
Speaker 2: So this season, oh, got it ready, he has fished
Speaker 2: a hundred.
Speaker 3: One hundred and eleven.
Speaker 5: Total innings. Who's just uh taj Bradley to Brodley.
Speaker 6: He's giving up ninety nine hits, sixty five runs, zero saves.
Speaker 6: Makes sense because he's a starter and he has a
Speaker 6: four point sixty one e R.
Speaker 3: So we're giving up a reliever for a starter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's not bad.
Speaker 3: And he's six years younger. Yeah, and we can agree.
Speaker 3: We don't even need to go through Griffin's Jacks the stats.
Speaker 3: He's pretty up and down right, Aden.
Speaker 6: I mean he has a he's won five win lost record, right,
Speaker 6: this guy is six and six, and so.
Speaker 3: I mean winning lost record for him means like he's
Speaker 3: given up a lead.
Speaker 1: But also also the Raids aren't that good eithers are terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so if you'll guy at that kind of aspect, they're not.
Speaker 3: They're not in the mix in the Al East. No,
Speaker 3: I mean I get it because that's a tough show.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because Toronto took over the Yankees.
Speaker 5: The Boston Yankees are terrible.
Speaker 6: Well it's right now, it's well Jane Judge's rainy, Toronto,
Speaker 6: New York.
Speaker 3: Boston, and Boston won on like at thirteen. So it's
Speaker 3: got to be Tampa Bay as four because Baltimore's really fell.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you're getting a starter for uh. Is
Speaker 3: there any other trades? There's a lot more trades, alright
Speaker 3: for the Twins. How's your boy Harrison? Do you think
Speaker 3: he's here to bring his blue bat to Philadelphia? Oh?
Speaker 3: Do you think he's gonna have red water in it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Damn it?
Speaker 5: That's said?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What happened aiden Danny kloomb Cologne Gloombaka.
Speaker 6: Straight up to the Texas Rangers for Garrett Horn position player.
Speaker 3: I just need one left stand and picture left time picture.
Speaker 3: So picture for me, that's good.
Speaker 6: I don't think we really need all right, Rock Stewart
Speaker 6: straight up to the Los Angeles Dodgers for James Outmen.
Speaker 5: You like this trade, I'm okay with it because James
Speaker 5: Outmen has some defense with him. He's kind of fast.
Speaker 5: He has no bat at all.
Speaker 3: You can fight in that. Let's look up.
Speaker 5: Let's look up some James out Stead to.
Speaker 3: Look up some Jawen's stats. Can you when you look
Speaker 3: up the stats, tell me how old he is? How
Speaker 3: old he is? Because I think he's probably fairly young.
Speaker 3: And if you're from the Dodgers, okay, the Cubs got
Speaker 3: like a steal from them when they had to dump
Speaker 3: salary to get Otani. They got Michael Bush and I
Speaker 3: forgot the pitcher's name. And Michael Bush is one of
Speaker 3: the five best first basements in the league.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he is terrible offense, actually actually horrendous.
Speaker 3: He's twenty eight.
Speaker 5: Oh okayd hey points, yes, I guess guess what is bad?
Speaker 3: One forty seven lower than one forty seven and he's three.
Speaker 3: He's twenty eight years old, twenty eight two hour runs,
Speaker 3: four Irby eyes.
Speaker 2: And uh where did it go?
Speaker 5: I think four hits?
Speaker 3: Well, he probably did get a whole lot of playing
Speaker 3: time in Los Angeles. Probably not so maybe maybe we
Speaker 3: give him a little run. I mean, come on, Colombe
Speaker 3: wasn't really that good anyways. I barely remember his name. Okay,
Speaker 3: what other twins trains have we got?
Speaker 6: Well, he's played a total of thirty nine. Uh, he's said,
Speaker 6: a total of thirty nine at bats.
Speaker 3: See, that's tough. So for one of them, I mean, that's.
Speaker 5: It's four for thirty nine though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I mean that's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 1: That's tough.
Speaker 3: Need more at bats?
Speaker 5: And twenty twenty four he went twenty four, one hundred
Speaker 5: and thirty six.
Speaker 3: You roll your arms.
Speaker 2: You're from the north, all right, Sorry, let's move on.
Speaker 3: What's the next trade?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: God, damn, the twins have been really making some moves.
Speaker 5: Don't want to look at that anymore. And they're not
Speaker 5: good moves at all.
Speaker 2: We don't know that except yeah, nobody really knows until.
Speaker 3: The Dran trade. Come on, that's two. One of those
Speaker 3: was in the top one hundred.
Speaker 5: Is a terrible picture. He has a plus five R.
Speaker 5: I don't want him.
Speaker 3: He wasn't that old though, And then the catcher was
Speaker 3: in the top one and we'll talk about it a
Speaker 3: bit when I get Okay, we'll get there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, calm down, Scott me. Yeah. The outfielder because you
Speaker 2: always jump ahead of things. Oh no, sorry, he does.
Speaker 2: He's gonna hear that too, but well tell me wrong now.
Speaker 6: The outfielder Harrison Vader has been traded to the Philadelphia
Speaker 6: Twins for Henry Mendez, outfielder who and right handed picture
Speaker 6: Jeremy spelled with a G.
Speaker 2: What a loser, Loria.
Speaker 3: It's probably really popular where he's from.
Speaker 2: Good for him. It's like people are spelling Aiden with
Speaker 2: a Y instead of an I. Fucking losers.
Speaker 5: We know someone's done that.
Speaker 2: Yep. Anyways, go on, go on. I was looking at
Speaker 2: you when I was telling him to go on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, go on. Do I have to go? They're
Speaker 3: just joking, all right, I know, yeah, you gotta stop.
Speaker 3: On the run.
Speaker 5: Has been traded to the Philadelphia.
Speaker 3: You sound like you're from the forties, the roads, but
Speaker 3: treaded here now here fast her now heard. Who There's no.
Speaker 6: Actually is fifty fifth ranked I think in the pipeline,
Speaker 6: and nick Abel is ninety two, ninety ninety second, ninety two.
Speaker 3: I know I prefer ninety two, but I mean both
Speaker 3: of them. It's because again there's a couple of years
Speaker 3: left on Duran's contract.
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Speaker 5: So guys, how many people will be under contract next year?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh good? One?
Speaker 3: A seven?
Speaker 2: What's I want to go with? Ten?
Speaker 5: I'll give you all another guess?
Speaker 2: Oh is it up higher or lower?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're both wrong.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're both gone.
Speaker 3: Tell us three.
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 6: Buxton and Ryan too, Lopez. So Ryan has to be though, well,
Speaker 6: we're gonna have to resign him. Here's one this last year.
Speaker 8: Ship.
Speaker 3: It must have like a team option then, because they
Speaker 3: said they have, like the whole reason why, like the
Speaker 3: trading Ryan thing, And I could be wrong. This is
Speaker 3: just what i've heard through.
Speaker 5: This is at least what bet MGM put out, because.
Speaker 3: It's like it could be like a team thing where
Speaker 3: he could become a free agent if they choose not to,
Speaker 3: but keep moving on with the trades. We're not gonna
Speaker 3: worry about that now. That's it. That's it. That's all
Speaker 3: the Twins trades and.
Speaker 5: This has nothing to do with it. But Terry McLaurin
Speaker 5: is requesting a trade.
Speaker 3: This just did.
Speaker 1: Oh it's if you would have totally breaking news. I
Speaker 1: would have totally pressed the button.
Speaker 3: That did happened like a month ago.
Speaker 6: Well, now he's requesting another one after he said, oh wait, no,
Speaker 6: I want to say here, I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 3: We'll bring that up later. So we got some football
Speaker 3: news coming up. I forgot we have, all right, So
Speaker 3: all right, what do you have any major league trades?
Speaker 6: All right, well, I hate you end of the six Pact.
Speaker 6: We'll finish the beer, okay, all right, So that's we'll
Speaker 6: just move on from the trades.
Speaker 3: There's probably other major league trades out there, because you know,
Speaker 3: my favorite team got the soaka well tied for my
Speaker 3: favorite team because nobody cares rooting for the Twins and
Speaker 3: the Cubs. Well, you do because you're a fucking loser,
Speaker 3: and you're gonna owe me twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for remind people? Why remind people?
Speaker 3: Why? Because I bet you twenty bucks at the Cubs
Speaker 3: have finished for the better record, and you were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll take that bet. I was like, that's numb.
Speaker 5: How would you take that? You obviously knew before the season.
Speaker 2: Hashtag faith Aden hashtag, hashtag you are hashtag faith.
Speaker 3: But no matter what, the moment they start failing, he's
Speaker 3: like he has no faith in him. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 3: gonna you know what, and then he's gonna go, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't like the fact that they might have a
Speaker 3: chance to win, So I don't like that at all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go to the dead Detroit Lions from the
Speaker 3: Dallas Cowboy because so much potential for winning here. I
Speaker 3: just want a loser. I just want a loser. Hashtag
Speaker 3: faith has take faith.
Speaker 6: He's like grinding a saxety overall school in NCUB. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I am grinding that for twelve years just to see
Speaker 6: him make the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And then they don't do anything in the playoffs, say
Speaker 5: the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3: But you know, the moment they do start doing well
Speaker 3: and you send him an uplifting text message, he gives
Speaker 3: you a F bomb. I'm like, it's not over f you, Bruce.
Speaker 3: I'm like that was polite and nice. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: like the troll that will just dig in and be like,
Speaker 3: how'd that play go? Like when there's a bad play
Speaker 3: that goes for the vikings, I never say that.
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Speaker 2: Aida was like bitching because like my arm herds, and he's.
Speaker 3: Also he's pitching.
Speaker 2: He just started. He's the first inning.
Speaker 3: I like how you started right there. I'm just trying
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Speaker 3: First hitting.
Speaker 2: It was the second to first.
Speaker 3: I just troll you.
Speaker 2: Look okay, he said, third, I.
Speaker 3: Just I just did it. I'm gonna becoming new. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, So he's like bitching on wine. Also, he says,
Speaker 1: my stomach hurts too.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, this is our third beer.
Speaker 3: By the way, Oh sorry, Eden is a champ. Is
Speaker 3: the beer. Ok So just crack it and we can
Speaker 3: finish save it in chat. So it's okay, it's okay,
Speaker 3: but let's continue with the conversation for wild and all
Speaker 3: over the place.
Speaker 2: He's but he was bitching on wine. He's like, my
Speaker 2: stummach hurts.
Speaker 5: I don't feel because I was three three hours of
Speaker 5: sleep and no food.
Speaker 4: No food.
Speaker 2: Who's false at when I dropped you off at home
Speaker 2: for you to eat?
Speaker 5: There's nothing at the house you could.
Speaker 2: Have to When when I would say, and I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get some food, if you was a dad, can you
Speaker 2: give me something too, I totally would have done it.
Speaker 2: I thought you ate.
Speaker 3: I bet there's something in there to eat, just nothing
Speaker 3: that you'd really like. You ever seen the movie you
Speaker 3: ever seen the movie Cinderella? Mann straight ham, dude, straight
Speaker 3: straight handbow. That guy ate corn beef hashed out of
Speaker 3: the bowl. I don't know if it's true or not.
Speaker 3: That could have been just for semina semina semina cinema.
Speaker 3: But uh, why would you not say something about not eating?
Speaker 5: Because I thought he would have realized I was already
Speaker 5: in pissy mood.
Speaker 2: I would know this is before the game. I would.
Speaker 3: Uh, you're a male, and I know you're you're younger.
Speaker 3: You're younger than the rest of us. We aren't great
Speaker 3: at perception of what you need. We're like, we'll help
Speaker 3: you with what you need. Like if you're hungry and
Speaker 3: you just say I'm hungry, We're gonna figure out how
Speaker 3: to get you some food. If you just go I'm
Speaker 3: kind of crabby and you'll get it. We're not gonna
Speaker 3: get it. Were kind of wanted to say about that.
Speaker 3: You don't throw like quizzes at us to figure out
Speaker 3: because we're not gonna put the dot together to figure
Speaker 3: out that picture. We're gonna go oh young.
Speaker 2: And so he also pounded not one but two cans
Speaker 2: of rain?
Speaker 3: And did you blame it on the ring with all
Speaker 3: this going on? How well did you pitch ditch like ship?
Speaker 3: I don't think the stats would back up pitching like ship?
Speaker 5: The five walks only six sh I guts. I pitched
Speaker 5: like ship.
Speaker 3: How many runs you give up?
Speaker 5: One earned and no hits?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the walks. This defense is really good.
Speaker 3: We're not We're not We're not those We're not those
Speaker 3: type of people. You don't blame the defense because we're
Speaker 3: our team.
Speaker 6: Nine.
Speaker 2: I did have to tell him that too, nine.
Speaker 3: But you did win some miraculously. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 3: would hate you if I was your teammates.
Speaker 1: You should have saw the spitfire from him. He literally
Speaker 1: grabbed the stuff or leave it. I was like, calm down, there,
Speaker 1: fucking Hulk, I'm so calm down.
Speaker 3: Don't call him hold dad, respect the name for a minute.
Speaker 3: He's too soon. He was cut.
Speaker 2: He was so hungry, so pissy, like I was like,
Speaker 2: I any a chance to order beat up yet he.
Speaker 1: Was like you, like, dude, I'm probably get the gift
Speaker 1: card thing fucking work and he's freaking out on me hungry.
Speaker 2: And I'm like taking.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I was hungry.
Speaker 5: I was crashing out.
Speaker 2: Was hardcore.
Speaker 3: Moving was honestly though. You have the next great meme
Speaker 3: coming up.
Speaker 4: I know I've seen it.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing it.
Speaker 3: It's Dustin had a field day.
Speaker 6: Like it's like the Lamar Jackson meme where he looks
Speaker 6: at his offensive tacklete.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's more Drake to me. I think
Speaker 3: that the Drake meme where it's like you're kind of
Speaker 3: like good and it's like where you kind of like
Speaker 3: turn your head. But yeah, so I mean you won, Yeah,
Speaker 3: bottom line, you won.
Speaker 2: There's other stories that.
Speaker 3: So when you win with your team in New York,
Speaker 3: are you like this too?
Speaker 6: I hate you because we play against D one players
Speaker 6: and so the winds actually mean stuff.
Speaker 2: What are you doing over here?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Don't put your for breeze by me.
Speaker 2: That's my lotion model.
Speaker 3: Yeah for Bree Jesus. All right, that's a whole other
Speaker 3: conversation for all the other all right, just moving on one.
Speaker 3: So I no, I mean, did you did you bat
Speaker 3: it all? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you bet?
Speaker 3: How did you do?
Speaker 5: I went two for five, a single and a triple.
Speaker 3: I do that video on an empty stomach.
Speaker 6: He was maybe you were killing me, like walking felt
Speaker 6: like there were knives coming out of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he snapped me, like a knives code out of me.
Speaker 3: Where were the knives coming out of my stomach? Just
Speaker 3: just poking at you like Freddy Krueger's trying to get
Speaker 3: out of your.
Speaker 5: That's how it felt, and I wanted. I felt like dying.
Speaker 3: So when you started running though, like the Niners like retracted, No,
Speaker 3: they were worse, so you would have got to inside
Speaker 3: the park home run.
Speaker 5: No, I barely made it a third.
Speaker 3: You've already told me this earlier, like I'm a pitcher,
Speaker 3: I don't swing. All right, Well, that's pretty cool little
Speaker 3: way you just showed up on this team. And I
Speaker 3: think when I saw one point three four e r A, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's pretty damn good. Summary.
Speaker 5: Four strikeouts.
Speaker 6: So twenty six, twenty six, twenty six strikeouts and three
Speaker 6: games pitched, and you got to save save that two wins?
Speaker 5: That should be two wenths, right.
Speaker 3: You don't save us. Not a win, saves a totally
Speaker 3: different you got.
Speaker 2: You didn't get anything in the second game. Why you
Speaker 2: did because it was a no decision.
Speaker 3: Did you pitch past four inning? Do they count that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He was in fish five point one? Yeah, so then
Speaker 3: it should have been win.
Speaker 2: Did you the lead?
Speaker 3: Did your team out the lead?
Speaker 2: Give me look?
Speaker 3: Oh? Sure?
Speaker 5: Did your team have the lead when you have to
Speaker 5: leave the entire game?
Speaker 3: So that should be too. If you go past five
Speaker 3: innings and if your team has a lead, it never
Speaker 3: loses the lead. If they if they tie, then you're
Speaker 3: out of it.
Speaker 2: It obviously know you'll have you'll have one win. That's
Speaker 2: what it says.
Speaker 5: Stupid, I should have two wins on the season.
Speaker 2: I'm just look, I saw Taylor.
Speaker 5: I'm calling you up.
Speaker 3: Well, the guy that just got traded to the Cups. No,
Speaker 3: he would know he was there. He was there, he
Speaker 3: should have been staying there. Actually, he's a submarine pitcher,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm thinking maybe he's probably thinking that you
Speaker 3: should who let the dogs in get him?
Speaker 2: Uh? So that is it for good.
Speaker 3: Look the champ.
Speaker 2: Yell out to Jack.
Speaker 1: I'm going, thank you, captain. I don't let him out.
Speaker 1: I know they have airplanes going right ox.
Speaker 2: I can hear it.
Speaker 3: They're just sitting. What's that? Who was that?
Speaker 2: Gary Allen trace Atkins?
Speaker 3: Ah? Damn it? I was pretty close, right.
Speaker 2: Don't let them out, Aiden.
Speaker 3: Don't let them out. You just told them to let
Speaker 3: him out.
Speaker 2: No, I said, don't let them out. Airplanes. Huh okay,
Speaker 2: you know. Anyways, let's move on to the next to
Speaker 2: be here, sir, it is the.
Speaker 3: Day we're finally here or there for how you preseason
Speaker 3: football lovers that aren't your own team, Because I will
Speaker 3: watch parts of the Vikings hard season, well, I get that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna watch every single preseason game because I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I'm gonna watch the teams I need
Speaker 1: to watch, like I have to watch the Vikings, and
Speaker 1: I gotta.
Speaker 3: Watch Sucks now because they don't play their starters at all.
Speaker 3: Back when they used to play their starters, it's like
Speaker 3: you'd watch a half and then you'd see the the
Speaker 3: backups come in. So then it was kind of cool
Speaker 3: because it's like, all right, then you get now you're
Speaker 3: I mean it's still kind of cool because you get
Speaker 3: to watch the people that you want to like, But
Speaker 3: I mean they're not gonna plick. I doubt JJ mc
Speaker 3: Do you think JJ McCarthy plays a lot?
Speaker 2: Uh? I think he'll play this first game. I think
Speaker 2: he'll probably play, Uh three three drives?
Speaker 3: Really with no offensive line? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Ay?
Speaker 3: Three? I wouldn't three drives? I mean with zero offensive line?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna put J. J. McCarthy in there when
Speaker 3: you don't have Kelly Fries Jackson, I mean Darrin who knows?
Speaker 1: Who knows that they're even gonna start? What about offensive
Speaker 1: line starting?
Speaker 3: I don't think any of them do. I mean Kevin
Speaker 3: O'Connell hasn't played any starters.
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe no. Well, last last year, I.
Speaker 3: Think Patrick Mahomes played like two drives the.
Speaker 2: First game that last year for preseason? Didn't J. J.
Speaker 2: Ketchuk a big no?
Speaker 3: He wasn't on sideline, He was after Nick Mullins and
Speaker 3: then he went in in the second half and just justin.
Speaker 3: JJ McCarthy was awesome in the Oakland Raiders game, and
Speaker 3: then he hurt himself walking down the steps and didn't
Speaker 3: play the rest of the year. So like Cousins didn't play,
Speaker 3: Jefferson didn't play. I don't think Addison played, Hawkinson didn't play.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I mean, I don't think any of
Speaker 3: the starters do. I mean, maybe Ivan Pace, you know,
Speaker 3: maybe some of them do. But I mean, honestly, people
Speaker 3: are finding out tonight that Trey Lance is playing for
Speaker 3: the Chargers.
Speaker 2: He's such a bump.
Speaker 1: I remember, like a lot of you Minnesota fans wanted
Speaker 1: him to be a Viking so fucking bad.
Speaker 3: Not dude, the Cowboys. The Cowboys gave up way too
Speaker 3: much to trade for him.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree. I thought he sucked. Dude barely
Speaker 2: a year and.
Speaker 3: Why would you draft him at three? Why would you
Speaker 3: trade what you traded up to to get him? He's
Speaker 3: at one year and then he sat out. He played
Speaker 3: one preseason game. I would never do that. I would
Speaker 3: never trade up that high for that guy.
Speaker 2: When they talk about the biggest bust, he would be.
Speaker 3: No, he hasn't played enough to expectations high.
Speaker 2: He got drafted super high.
Speaker 3: He got drafted high. But it's it's not JaMarcus Russell.
Speaker 3: JaMarcus Russell played. He is honestly like oh, he did
Speaker 3: one year at the I'm sorry for the guy, that's
Speaker 3: our Bison guy, but that's that's a very low level school.
Speaker 3: When he come to drafting people in the NFL, we
Speaker 3: got Gray's Abel. He's probably gonna be great. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm not saying they don't get any NFL talent, but quarterbacks. Sure,
Speaker 3: Carson Wentz. I I would have that one year instead
Speaker 3: of getting Dobbs. I would have rather signed Wentz off
Speaker 3: the free agent market than trading a six round pick
Speaker 3: for Dobbs. But Trey Lance, dude, I'm not trading him
Speaker 3: for him. I wouldn't have taken him in the top
Speaker 3: in the first round at all. You have one year
Speaker 3: at a division pre school.
Speaker 2: And it's a COVID year too, so it's already short.
Speaker 3: Right, there was a second year because in the second
Speaker 3: year he did like the practice game and then and
Speaker 3: then he didn't play the rest of the So then again,
Speaker 3: it's like Mike Williams with the Detroit Lions when he
Speaker 3: tried to go to the NFL. They said no, he
Speaker 3: would have been Oh god, he was gonna be a
Speaker 3: good wide receiver, and then he didn't play football competitively
Speaker 3: for an entire year, gets drafted by the Lions. It's
Speaker 3: it's such a having a whole year off Le'Veon bell.
Speaker 3: It didn't do well and he got drafted. And actually
Speaker 3: the second year he started off fairly well with the
Speaker 3: forty nine ers and that was a good team. And
Speaker 3: then he broke his leg and then Garoppolo got put
Speaker 3: back in. I think he ended up making it to
Speaker 3: the super Bowl that year. Maybe it was a pretty
Speaker 3: but anyways, it's like he started off decent, but then
Speaker 3: after that it was you lose your confidence, You're not playing.
Speaker 3: It's terrible. It's a lot of like a lot of
Speaker 3: the college basketball players coming into the league after being
Speaker 3: a freshman and you're not gonna start well. Then you
Speaker 3: just sit there and you lose your confidence and it's
Speaker 3: you're just a regular game. We'll wait on him, We'll
Speaker 3: wait on him. He's gonna start this year. But yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that could be very well.
Speaker 2: The truth he start this year. We have Mike I don't.
Speaker 3: I think Colly retired, but that's all that. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: start him if I was Finch, But uh, you know,
Speaker 3: I mean, so preseason football, I'm looking forward to hopefully
Speaker 3: watching Donovan Jackson Kobe King, the linebacker from Penn State.
Speaker 3: I'm really looking for Donova Jackson. Yeah, see how he
Speaker 3: can dude, hopefully, I hope you're right. Bartholomew the tight end.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean I watched the thing what Pete
Speaker 3: Pete Bursa chat about him. Looks pretty good, Okudah. Everybody's
Speaker 3: talking high praise about him in uh training camp. Let's
Speaker 3: see how that develops on a field, because he will play.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not saying he just didn't do ship
Speaker 2: with the oh I know, but I mean he is.
Speaker 3: His p f F grade, his Pro Football Focus grade
Speaker 3: is he's good against the run. And as a cornerback,
Speaker 3: that's probably the last thing you really want to be
Speaker 3: good at. You're you're your Mount Rushmore is probably like
Speaker 3: what Dion Darrell reeves that they're very good at past Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, they're not great, like they're not like, oh man,
Speaker 3: he's really good at the run though, James, look at Jays.
Speaker 3: Yeah he's a safety. It's a whole different ballgame. But
Speaker 3: I forgot that makes sense. Yeah, you know it's like
Speaker 3: as a corner, like you want to be pass blocking,
Speaker 3: you want to be good in coverage. You don't really
Speaker 3: want to be known for good and run stopping as
Speaker 3: a slot corner. I mean, it's it's not a bad thing,
Speaker 3: but it's not what you want to be known for,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Uh, there's one player of mensoviks who was like that
Speaker 2: was very good against the run. Who is something plays
Speaker 2: for the Tampa Bay Bucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Antonine Winfield. He's also very good in pass cover.
Speaker 3: It's a huge difference there weren't like, oh, Antonine Winfield,
Speaker 3: he's just good at stopping the run.
Speaker 7: No, he is.
Speaker 3: It was like that secondary thing. It's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and then he can stop the run. It was that
Speaker 3: like secondary thing they would say about him. It wasn't like, oh,
Speaker 3: Antoin Winfield, he's good at stopping the run. You know,
Speaker 3: you can get back in pass coverage too sometimes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's I'm excited to see him because they've been
Speaker 3: raving about him in camp, But it's camp. They always
Speaker 3: rave about everybody they rave rave about, like they speak
Speaker 3: highly of everybody in camp, trying to get everybody excited
Speaker 3: about the season. Is there any team that outside of
Speaker 3: your favorite teams that you're wanting to watch in preseason?
Speaker 3: Like the games on TV and you can watch it.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody? Is there any team that you would
Speaker 3: like to watch? I don't really know.
Speaker 2: I like our team right right. I want to see us.
Speaker 3: We're gonna win if J. J.
Speaker 5: McCarthy is just a regular ass season the Super Bowl?
Speaker 3: Where were you when I was getting three trained by
Speaker 3: some Detroit Liantwell what one guy from Michigan and then
Speaker 3: a guy from South Dakota and a guy from Minnesota.
Speaker 1: So ever from that, it wasn't a meme. But uh,
Speaker 1: the wedding singer when Billy Joel is like talking not
Speaker 1: Billy Joel. He was not in the wedding singer Billy Idle,
Speaker 1: Billy Idle, but he's like, I know people can't see it,
Speaker 1: but he's like this behind me.
Speaker 3: I know. Yeah, you were totally just not saying anything,
Speaker 3: just philosophy, like Billy iil, you're not saying anything. Alex
Speaker 3: is the only one from Michigan. The other Fairweather fans.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I'm kind of I don't think they're gonna
Speaker 3: play Drake May, but it's kind of it's like exciting
Speaker 3: to like see a rookie quarterback always play, you know, So,
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think they're gonna play j J.
Speaker 3: But who was drafted this year as a quarterback. I'm
Speaker 3: kind of drawing a blank.
Speaker 2: I don't too far.
Speaker 3: Yeah came Ward cam Ward, your boy.
Speaker 2: From your Boy from a Miami.
Speaker 3: I love Miami, but I don't will play. That'll be
Speaker 3: fun to watch the Brown. He's gonna play either that
Speaker 3: or Dylan Gabriel old Man, it's in. It's in preseason.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna play the old Man. It's preseason.
Speaker 2: Brandon Wheaton, Man, he's dead. No he's not, Yeah he is,
Speaker 2: No he's not.
Speaker 5: That's let's put it back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're both selling tires and love that. Yeah, they
Speaker 3: gotta set a white walls from line too good.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3: I heard that button, did hear? Yeah? Nice? But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's kind of exciting, like Travis Hunter was probably gonna
Speaker 3: play a little bit.
Speaker 5: I'm excited to see the giants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see they're scatter bowl scata boo. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: He might play. He might play a drive.
Speaker 5: Well, he's lot, we've known he's been locks.
Speaker 6: What was that like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, lockdown like Minnesota grad like okamp, seat belt? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm like wow, thrown out stats over here.
Speaker 3: Well, that's fine, that's.
Speaker 4: That's his job.
Speaker 3: Literally, his job is a throwout stats. But yeah, so,
Speaker 3: I mean it's preseason football. But and it starts tonight,
Speaker 3: and let's move on. I have another question for you.
Speaker 3: You have the number one pick in your fantasy football league.
Speaker 3: Who are you taking?
Speaker 5: Okay, well, I said earlier was a joke.
Speaker 3: Allegedly allegedly if you did that in an actual league
Speaker 3: with my friends, we're just like taking bad players.
Speaker 1: Now see now that's fine if you if you're taking
Speaker 1: bad players, that's the whole bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's different.
Speaker 3: Like you guys in the college football you take three starts, Fine,
Speaker 3: have fun, be.
Speaker 2: Good, funk off.
Speaker 3: But do you have it yet?
Speaker 1: By the way, Scott got it And we're gonna start
Speaker 1: a league, you guys go ahead.
Speaker 2: No, you need to be in it too.
Speaker 3: I'll get it when I can get it.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna do brock Powers.
Speaker 3: You take that as number one?
Speaker 2: Brock Powers?
Speaker 5: Huh did you see him last year?
Speaker 2: He was crazy the tight end.
Speaker 3: Goal tight ends. Yeah, and then well, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 3: I mean, take the only good tight end off the board.
Speaker 3: He's not the only good one. Hawkinson could be Goodinson's
Speaker 3: probably Andrews could be good. And I'm just drawing a
Speaker 3: blank right now. There's probably a lot. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a good one. That's a good one. Geno Smith's there.
Speaker 3: Geno Smith's gonna check down a lot. He doesn't go bad.
Speaker 3: I mean else the Smiths the highest completion percentage over
Speaker 3: the last five years.
Speaker 5: I kept on thinking that Geno Smith was still in Seattle.
Speaker 3: He got traded there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So, I mean he's good. That's a good checkdown.
Speaker 3: He's a decent quarter back. You got Pete Carroll who
Speaker 3: loves to run the ball. Yeah, and who did they draft?
Speaker 3: Ashton Giaty, you know yellow. I love it. So they're
Speaker 3: probably gonna run the ball.
Speaker 5: But I mean, Gottaboo better than GenZ though I don't like.
Speaker 3: I was never a really big fan of I really
Speaker 3: wanted the Vikings to gets Kataboo.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 3: You guys loved him, love him, dude. He just wins. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no matter what, what what, He's gonna run through you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he doesn't give a damn. He's a foot nine of
Speaker 3: twisted Tiki Barbera out here. He ain't smooth, ain't smooth
Speaker 3: like Tiki Barber though. I mean he's he's always been
Speaker 3: an underdog his whole life, and then he got drafted
Speaker 3: in the fourth round.
Speaker 5: He's like Mike allstart in a five to nine Francs
Speaker 5: calm down.
Speaker 3: Up the bak with like a four.
Speaker 2: Is on a different planet for most people.
Speaker 5: Did you see did you see his All State Sugar Bowl.
Speaker 3: Highlight game? Akatabooboo is good all start. I mean that
Speaker 3: guy was like a full back with his like a
Speaker 3: he was a full back build that could run like
Speaker 3: a running back. Scataboo is shorter, not as like I
Speaker 3: mean thick he and then he was running with Warwick Dunn. Okay,
Speaker 3: so it's you're kind of like handing him on, You're
Speaker 3: handing it off, and then you know Warwick Done runs
Speaker 3: to the right Linebackers are obviously chasing him. But I
Speaker 3: mean in his own right Scattaboo, I loved him, dude.
Speaker 3: I wanted I wanted the Vikings to get him. It
Speaker 3: would have been Sweet Jones, Mason Scataboo. And it's fun
Speaker 3: to say too. Could you imagine but if I first
Speaker 3: by scotu Bo that, hey, do you listen to Paul
Speaker 3: Allen when you watch the Vikings, I suppose do you
Speaker 3: share your NFL Sunday ticket with him?
Speaker 2: He can but.
Speaker 6: Watch red Zone, so no ads and I can just
Speaker 6: see everything, just touchdowns, first.
Speaker 5: Interception, sacks, fumbles.
Speaker 3: You said you were a Vikings man, I am.
Speaker 2: I mean he could always listen to it on the
Speaker 2: iHeart radio as well. To just look at kfa N.
Speaker 3: And then listen to Paul Allen.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell tell aiden what you do for for Sundays
Speaker 2: for games?
Speaker 3: So I get it. I get the got my bluetooth speaker,
Speaker 3: and I wait for the boom and I have the
Speaker 3: TV turned down, and when Paul Allen says boom, I
Speaker 3: hit play on my television. So that way it's lined up.
Speaker 3: So I listened to burst It and Paul I listened
Speaker 3: to the Homers, versus listen to the TV broadcasters who
Speaker 3: most of the times I hate and I think you're wame.
Speaker 3: It's just dumb.
Speaker 6: My only the only TV broadcast is that I like
Speaker 6: are Gus Johnson and Joel Klatt for That's.
Speaker 3: Not bad, No, that's not bad. Johnson Johnson's Oklahoma.
Speaker 5: They were there for pretty much every old game.
Speaker 3: Yea, and I loved it.
Speaker 5: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: Still listening to p over then, but that's a decent.
Speaker 3: You don't even know. You don't listen all day every day.
Speaker 2: Sure, I can't do a show though.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I can't do what the show.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. It's too much, too much Purple
Speaker 2: Dinosaur for me. No one likes you anyways.
Speaker 3: What's what?
Speaker 2: What's your first round pick? Because you didn't tell us.
Speaker 3: I'm probably almost on board with Aiden on the brock Bowers,
Speaker 3: but I'm probably taking Bijeon if I really I had.
Speaker 3: I had him and Saquon last year and I still lost.
Speaker 2: Has not done ship in that system. I don't think
Speaker 2: he's gonna do anything.
Speaker 3: What do you talk?
Speaker 7: Was?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You were obviously not what Yeah he You obviously were
Speaker 5: not paying attention.
Speaker 2: I guess last year, No he was.
Speaker 3: I had him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was good, amazing running back in the league.
Speaker 3: Sorry, it was him and Saquon. I had the first
Speaker 3: two running backs. I just had injuries all year long,
Speaker 3: and I just faded. I couldn't I had I think
Speaker 3: I even had Burrow at quarterback. Oh no, God, dude,
Speaker 3: I just couldn't get it right.
Speaker 2: I would probably go with h JJ Justin. I know
Speaker 2: I'm watching you. I'm literally watching Bruce.
Speaker 1: No, no, I look through Bruce all the time, especially
Speaker 1: specially when tells me a story. Oh did we fucking
Speaker 1: lose it out of the game?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 5: That's that's why I oh out.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'd probably pick have him in my in my
Speaker 2: one of my other league, my keeper league. Justin Jefferson.
Speaker 5: Wide receiver.
Speaker 2: It too worthy.
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, there's so many butt fumble. Oh there's Mark
Speaker 3: franchises off the fucking long hair now, thank god? Oh
Speaker 3: my god, who is that? Who's your quarterback?
Speaker 2: That's not a quarterback. That's the opening kickoff return.
Speaker 3: So that's not run the ass. I know, but that's
Speaker 3: still not butt fumble. Butt fumble is a quarterback running
Speaker 3: into the ass.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyways, lesbian.
Speaker 4: H, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to do a fantasy football league?
Speaker 1: I would be okay with it, uh, I assume free
Speaker 1: or do you want to go buy in?
Speaker 3: Jada found some sweet trophies that we could buy and
Speaker 3: that would be like the you get to wear that,
Speaker 3: or like we go find like a sick jacket at
Speaker 3: like a twice but nice.
Speaker 2: It's not a bad idea.
Speaker 3: See, that's one of those winter when it could get
Speaker 3: a gift card some type. There you go, do that.
Speaker 2: I'm down over that, all right, we'll throw that out
Speaker 2: there later on when we do our second I mean
Speaker 2: after you.
Speaker 3: Haven't watched another kickoff fumbled by the Lions. That's not
Speaker 3: not a great way a great way to start your bay.
Speaker 2: But you remember when the Lions went four and oh
Speaker 2: in the preseason.
Speaker 3: What happened sixteen? Yep? Hey, what team has led the
Speaker 3: NFL at sixteen seasons? Is it the Lions or the Browns?
Speaker 2: Lions?
Speaker 3: Because I know the Browns have also gone owen Sea?
Speaker 3: How many times have the I think the Lions have
Speaker 3: done it twice? Right, Browns have done it once? How
Speaker 3: my times? Is the Vikings lost every game? Never? It's
Speaker 3: never fucking.
Speaker 2: Happened way, by the way, that was the linebacker who
Speaker 2: carried that ball up field?
Speaker 3: Why is he carrying? That's terrible?
Speaker 2: Coats must have been a short kickoff.
Speaker 6: It's not, it's not because they're in that new kickoff.
Speaker 6: So two back and then everybody.
Speaker 3: When something negative happens to you went horns down.
Speaker 2: When it's two outs orangs down. Every time, everybody horns up.
Speaker 3: All right, last beer, let's go last beer. Mantish football
Speaker 3: would be cool. Maybe what we got we got three,
Speaker 3: five we probably throw. We probably we gotta get like
Speaker 3: what at least eight we need be great? Eight would
Speaker 3: be great. Goy, we didn't know we had a rhymer.
Speaker 3: It's got happy Gilmour himself here. The Minnesota Vikings defense
Speaker 3: has been kicking that of the Minnesota Vikings offense this
Speaker 3: uh training camp, and JJ McCarthy seems enthusiastic about it.
Speaker 3: I'm just kind of wondering if Peyton's kind of right
Speaker 3: about Will Fries and Ryan Kelly for the Well, he
Speaker 3: said they were going to be injured. He didn't say
Speaker 3: they'd be bad. No, he said they're gonna be No,
Speaker 3: he said they'd be injured. Exactly what you do, because
Speaker 3: you're like, they're injury prone. They are, so I listen
Speaker 3: unlike you. Uh, well, there's that. So I wonder if
Speaker 3: it's more the Vikings defense being good or the offense
Speaker 3: being bad.
Speaker 2: Defense being good, I think defense being pretty good.
Speaker 3: You think so, you don't think there's a chance that
Speaker 3: the offense is bad? No, I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know Jefferson's not out there, and it's training camp,
Speaker 3: and it's everybody can look into anything. But everything that
Speaker 3: the people on the Purple Daily have said is that
Speaker 3: the defense is dominating this.
Speaker 2: Can't I say something right now? Oh like a shot
Speaker 2: bet to you right back to me, right now, right now.
Speaker 3: They just saw Gus Johnson and Joe Class.
Speaker 2: It's not it is Mike Turrico and it's Chris collins Worth.
Speaker 5: No, because there's a black man bald head.
Speaker 3: No, because it was Gus Johnson. Did he have glasses?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Yes, hold on, just look it up right now, looking.
Speaker 1: Right now on the Jesus Christ uh Chargers Chargers Lions TV.
Speaker 3: Brock Lions broadcast.
Speaker 2: You're so dumb. They would not do that on an
Speaker 2: NFL team, aiden would I am saying right now, They're not.
Speaker 2: That's so dumb. I have not made it on NBC
Speaker 2: right now, Hey you did. I never said they would
Speaker 2: not put it on NBC.
Speaker 1: They're a Fox, They're a Fox and also NBC or sorry, ABC,
Speaker 1: Fox and Fox and ABC they're not on Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is NBC, dork.
Speaker 2: Are you sure it looks like NBC to me up there?
Speaker 3: Are you sure about that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's still backpelling right now because he
Speaker 2: knows he's wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm rageating now because I know I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: So you just gotta go all in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go all in?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck double down, double down? Aiden, Do you find it yet,
Speaker 1: because I guarantee it's not. She would have played sounder
Speaker 1: for I mean, yeah, play some music for you while
Speaker 1: we wait.
Speaker 3: After?
Speaker 2: Is he right?
Speaker 3: The broadcast team with a twenty twenty five Hall of
Speaker 3: Fame game between the Los Angeles Chargers and Detroit Lions
Speaker 3: on NBC will feature Mike Tirriko has a play by
Speaker 3: play announcer, a crew College Worth as the analysis, Melissa
Speaker 3: Stark as a sidelight reporter, and Terry McCaulay as the
Speaker 3: rule analysis. For the local wives TV coverage in Michigan,
Speaker 3: it's Jason Bennetteddy we'll call the play by play and
Speaker 3: TJ Lang, oh, your former Gargets and TV good for you,
Speaker 3: good for him, And the analysis by Danil Rogers. She will.
Speaker 4: That doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We're just we're doing talking about the NBC coverage. He
Speaker 1: thought that was, Oh my god, you for real, look
Speaker 1: at Mike Tico right now.
Speaker 3: You know what that's Honestly, that's more our era, Tarico,
Speaker 3: You're right, but still, I mean, he can't just throw
Speaker 3: He doesn't know who Chris Collinsworth is. Well, he can't.
Speaker 2: He's a meme.
Speaker 3: He can't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know, he's saw he doesn't.
Speaker 3: He looks thing, look at the look at look at
Speaker 3: that throw by trade Lance, cracking your offense, slicing.
Speaker 2: Defense, second team defense, la who played last year?
Speaker 3: And you already lost a starter. I mean, I mean
Speaker 3: it is eight and hutchess, are you going to hold
Speaker 3: up again? Great name, terrible knees.
Speaker 2: Let's take a break.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna talk about Yeah, that's it. That was
Speaker 3: just how do you think the Vikings are gonna you know,
Speaker 3: blah blah blah. But you take a break. We're gonna
Speaker 3: need to after the whole Tarico.
Speaker 2: Something.
Speaker 3: Hey, by the way, just to let everybody know because
Speaker 3: you can't see because Matt's scared to go on Facebook live.
Speaker 3: Both the Jeffree boys are wearing cut off T shirts,
Speaker 3: not not bought cut off T shirts. They shows alter
Speaker 3: them themselves. At least this one isn't down to your
Speaker 3: damn hip bone. You kept it, You kept it up,
Speaker 3: so I know I've seen it. Don't wake it all right.
Speaker 1: We have something new coming up, not a game, but
Speaker 1: I have a a Ocean eleven type heist thing coming up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do that in second half, so don't.
Speaker 4: Go to her.
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Speaker 13: I missed the port the post, by the way I did.
Speaker 13: I didn't hit it right.
Speaker 9: That's what we gotta do again, bring back the post.
Speaker 2: I love that hit the post.
Speaker 5: The Twins are paying thirty three million dollars.
Speaker 3: Fuck. Oh that's tough.
Speaker 9: So that is a bad look and we only got
Speaker 9: one prospect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a good look. Buddy, that's fine. Everything
Speaker 2: is fine. It's fine.
Speaker 3: No, no, mo mar sucks suck suck.
Speaker 9: What prospect in the trades ago suck?
Speaker 3: Sucks suck?
Speaker 1: Trade train trade.
Speaker 9: Hopefully we look back on this and go, man, that
Speaker 9: was worth it.
Speaker 2: That was really worth it.
Speaker 9: Then stuck get fifty million, and then the thirty three
Speaker 9: love it.
Speaker 3: How do we just keep them?
Speaker 2: Just keep them, just keep it.
Speaker 9: That's fine, Just keep them. I don't play first catcher.
Speaker 9: How don't even catch her? I don't care. Dude, that's
Speaker 9: so dumb. That is one of the most absurd things ever.
Speaker 3: We're gonna pay you out of the one hundred million
Speaker 3: they're gonna it was one hundred we're gonna pay thirty
Speaker 3: percent of it, and well we're gonna get one.
Speaker 9: If you're paying that much, you should get, Like I
Speaker 9: hope that a prospect list?
Speaker 3: Is that? Dude?
Speaker 9: Which one guy that they got on the trade?
Speaker 2: Hold up, hold up, stop fudge, fudge sickles.
Speaker 3: I'm so mad. I can't even swear.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: That's so dumb. That's so dumb. Like we just we
Speaker 3: just we just like gave in to him to like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're gonna give you to the team that you want
Speaker 3: so Minnesota nice, and we shouldn't be Minnesota nice in
Speaker 3: sports to a level like your clubhouse should be nice.
Speaker 3: Like if you want to be a dude, I don't
Speaker 3: know whatever. If you Carlos Krell, you trash can listening
Speaker 3: to son of a gun? That's so dumb. Why have
Speaker 3: any of the money? Why keep any of the money if.
Speaker 2: You're trading him, Yeah, might as well. Let's say fuck it, dude.
Speaker 3: I'd rather take the garbage can, dude, and just take
Speaker 3: the whole money. I would rather have nothing back in return.
Speaker 3: I get that, take the whole deal. We're getting some
Speaker 3: prospect or whatever. Hopefully Aiden finds out whatever level he is,
Speaker 3: is he top?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he was.
Speaker 5: He's already been part of the Twins organization.
Speaker 2: If we've traded him away, you.
Speaker 3: Just like shot an arrow right through me. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: gave him up and now we're treating.
Speaker 5: And he hasn't He hasn't even cracked the majors.
Speaker 3: How old is this guy?
Speaker 2: Please tell us.
Speaker 3: Tell me under, tell me he's under the age of
Speaker 3: twenty five. Please. Just because the Twins traded Ryan Presley,
Speaker 3: what happened there? He haended to becoming one of the
Speaker 3: most dominant closers or relief pictures in baseball.
Speaker 5: Still use him on Mind and Themes, theme team, the team.
Speaker 1: For MLB at the show. That's what he's talking about,
Speaker 1: by the way, And I do too. I put like
Speaker 1: the greatest twins, even the current and former twins. Oh sure,
Speaker 1: so there's some good players out there, by the way.
Speaker 1: On the show, uh sick brag for the MB show
Speaker 1: Tory Hunters in ninety nine.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm grinding for him right now, are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm doing the what's that not conquest?
Speaker 3: Joe?
Speaker 2: That's like what.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll show you.
Speaker 2: Keep plugging the controllers and why since you're talking about it,
Speaker 2: since you're bitched about like you blow your controllers? Who
Speaker 2: calm down there? Just joking allegedly this dude wants to
Speaker 2: fight all the time. He calmed down, all right. So
Speaker 2: we're not to misconnections today.
Speaker 3: We're not doing anything. This is the bare Bone Show
Speaker 3: because we.
Speaker 2: Didn't really prep just me and Matt.
Speaker 3: I prepped you pretty good. I did. I did prep,
Speaker 3: but I did. Actually, he's been working hard.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that. Yes, some people would not
Speaker 2: say that on the show.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean you didn't come. Honestly, I could tell
Speaker 3: when you don't pick me up till like four thirty.
Speaker 3: So she did tough, you know, like like when I
Speaker 3: text him like yeah, I'm ready after you, like, hey,
Speaker 3: am I picking up you or your guys? I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't have any guys.
Speaker 2: I know, I said, which guys are my picking?
Speaker 3: I know what you meant, but I had to throw
Speaker 3: that out there. So so Matt's embarrassed to me, So,
Speaker 3: oh doesn't he doesn't. He doesn't want us on Facebook
Speaker 3: Live today. No, it's the last time.
Speaker 6: It was like.
Speaker 2: You said no other one and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: right before going to.
Speaker 3: Start, I said yes, And you're like, man, do you
Speaker 3: want to he's twenty six? Twenty six? That's tough, man. Picture. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they just I think it's one of those deals.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a divorce. You know, it's like
Speaker 3: a divorce. You know. I'm pretty sure they did it
Speaker 3: better than I'm ever gonna do it. On the wedding crashers,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh you can have them, Miles, Well, yeah,
Speaker 3: why don't you drug up for me? Some of a
Speaker 3: motherless goat God damn.
Speaker 1: It all right, So I do have a new thing.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine was talking about a movie plot,
Speaker 1: and not just any plot. I ripped ass I did
Speaker 1: not hear that he doesn't have headphones on. But not
Speaker 1: just any movie plot. This is an Ocean's eleven type plot.
Speaker 1: And with the State Fair coming up very very shortly,
Speaker 1: this is called the curdled a state Fair capper. Here's
Speaker 1: the This is a pitch to whatever company wants to
Speaker 1: pick this up. By the way, to the target is
Speaker 1: Curtis Golden Nuggets, the most popular cheese kurt stand at
Speaker 1: the State at State at the Minnesota State Fair, ranking
Speaker 1: raking in ninety thousand in cash per year. Located near
Speaker 1: the grand stand, it runs by a pair of suspicious
Speaker 1: shifty ex carnies and guarded tightly. Then Sweet Martha's Cookie Vault.
Speaker 2: Here's a crew.
Speaker 1: The Mastermind Matt the Munster Geffrey, former podcast host turned
Speaker 1: fairground legend, wears flannel, thinks like Clooney, moves like Costanza.
Speaker 3: Wow, you got a kind of a mount rushmore there
Speaker 3: of people Clooney and Costanza.
Speaker 2: This is what AI made for us.
Speaker 1: By the way, the inside Man butter Brick, a deep
Speaker 1: fried undercover mole working as a fry boy at Curtis.
Speaker 1: He's been He's been heard, Kurt, He's been Kurt certified
Speaker 1: for months, gaining their trust and the key to the
Speaker 1: back cooler and save the third person, The hacker why
Speaker 1: fry is his name?
Speaker 2: A tech genius who wants to hacked.
Speaker 1: A scoreboard at target field Aren't with a hot spot
Speaker 1: and an iPad and has suspecially large funnel cakes. She's
Speaker 1: she's taking control of the security cams.
Speaker 3: Do you have to know the names of the other people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's more of a six of them total. Oh,
Speaker 2: number four?
Speaker 3: You just put your name right out there. A.
Speaker 2: I did it, I didn't do it. I did it.
Speaker 1: The distraction corn Dog Cody, a loud, obnoxious, TikToker who
Speaker 1: starts a flash mob next to the stand by pretending
Speaker 1: to deep throat a three foot long Pronto pup.
Speaker 3: Is that a corn dog name?
Speaker 2: I assume?
Speaker 3: So okay.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't Number five.
Speaker 1: The muscle or lactose Terry wants bamed from the barn
Speaker 1: to dairy for eating an entire butter sculptor butter sculpture.
Speaker 1: Terry provides a brutal force and smells faintly of ranch dressing.
Speaker 1: Number six the Wheelman Scooter. Rick drives an.
Speaker 2: Electric mobility scooter souped up to go forty five miles
Speaker 2: an hour, camouflage as a four hundred pound fair goer
Speaker 2: named Marge Large Marge.
Speaker 3: Here's a plan.
Speaker 1: Operation Deep Fried Vault. Phase one smells like a setup.
Speaker 1: Wi Fi hacks a cheese curd stand payment triggering system
Speaker 1: targeting cash only mode at two pm peak fair chaos
Speaker 1: lines swell and cash piles up fast good start. Phase
Speaker 1: two corn Dog Carnival. Corn Dog Cody launches his quote
Speaker 1: unquote viral cheese curd challenge next to the stand. A
Speaker 1: flash mob breaks out. The crowd is massive, phones are
Speaker 1: everywhere in security, eye are off the prize. Phase three
Speaker 1: grease lightning inside man butter Brick triggers the grease trap
Speaker 1: overflowed or overflow protocol, forcing all employees to evacuate to
Speaker 1: the back of the stands for four point five minutes
Speaker 1: just at enough time. Phase four curd drop lactose. That
Speaker 1: might be a show title. Curd drop lactose. Terry drops
Speaker 1: in literally from this guy rides in a stealth cheese suit,
Speaker 1: entering through the roof hacked with many crow bards, shape
Speaker 1: like turrios trios he breaks don't shape like trios, straight deals,
Speaker 1: right though?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How do they so like what they found out? Like
Speaker 3: candy cane looking turros.
Speaker 2: I guess this is what I'm reading from AI, so I'm.
Speaker 3: Assuming that's what they're doing. They're doing like a candy
Speaker 3: cane shape turio. Right, that makes more sense because that
Speaker 3: looks like a crowbar.
Speaker 1: He breaks into the back cooler, pops the safe thanks
Speaker 1: to the inside infro from brick, and loads up one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty K into a grease stained bills into
Speaker 1: an empty suite.
Speaker 2: Martha Cookie's bucket. It's a big ass bucket number five
Speaker 2: or sorry Phase five dairy departure, dry air. No, it's Darri,
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 1: Scooter Rick rolls up, dressed as Aunt Marge frantically heat
Speaker 1: heat exhaustion. Terry dumps the cookies cookie bucket under the
Speaker 1: Marge or sorry, under Marge Margin's fair tent dress, which
Speaker 1: is a big girl. They peel out at the whopping
Speaker 1: forty five miles an hour towards a gate six.
Speaker 3: Is that what people around and such? Yes?
Speaker 1: So here's the getaway. They escape into the chaos, which
Speaker 1: the quote unquote world's largest pig exhibit, switching clothes, identity,
Speaker 1: and smell. By nightfall, they're at the cabin near Brainerd
Speaker 1: making grilled cheese over a bonfire.
Speaker 2: Here's a closing scene.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: The team watches the ten o'clock news. The reporter is baffled.
Speaker 1: It could be in unrelated news the state fair top
Speaker 1: cheese curse d had suffers a massive grease grease leak
Speaker 1: and misplaced over one hundred.
Speaker 2: And fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Authorities are a suspect, rogued authorities, suspect rogue, rogue, raccoon fades,
Speaker 1: the black Kurds, Kurds credit rolls.
Speaker 3: And a dumb police force. Hey, it has to be
Speaker 3: a raccoon. Raccoon, you know, that's the only way that
Speaker 3: this goes on.
Speaker 2: And there is by way. We made a a logo
Speaker 2: for it, and I love it and I will post
Speaker 2: that later.
Speaker 3: On for us Richard Seevers although isn't way that much,
Speaker 3: but he does have an electric bike. Love it. So,
Speaker 3: I mean there's a little bit of truth into that.
Speaker 3: I mean, you just put your heist out there.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, nobody listens.
Speaker 3: Fine, put on, hold on, if you get I mean,
Speaker 3: you can get a rogue raccoon.
Speaker 2: You know we're gonna send that some bitch up.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Is it like it could be rocket from the
Speaker 3: Guardians that they could see if we got a rocket, dude,
Speaker 3: it's over. We can make this happen if we have
Speaker 3: a rocket. We just got to get like a robotically
Speaker 3: engineered raccoon that loves shooting things and stealing things, and
Speaker 3: then we're good. The rest of us are going to
Speaker 3: walk away scott free. Nothing wrong with.
Speaker 2: It, all right, so we can do I do have
Speaker 2: an open letter to the Minnesota Twins.
Speaker 3: Well Land with that, I'll just do my news quick.
Speaker 3: I'll run through that. Then you do your letter, all right.
Speaker 2: So let's let me get the button bar for that one.
Speaker 3: This says the Basic Show, No live.
Speaker 2: Sorry guys, Basic today.
Speaker 3: Not pretty people here, New Jersey little leaguer plays after
Speaker 3: Judge lifts his suspension for an unsportsmanlike batflip. Aiden have
Speaker 3: you ever had done a bat flip? Nope, I did
Speaker 3: not have bombs. Marco Rocky fidgeted with his helmet and
Speaker 3: dug into the plate and chance to Marco Marco from
Speaker 3: his little League teammates as he settled in for a
Speaker 3: night of baseball after his family got mixed up in
Speaker 3: court case where a judge, not an umpire or a coach,
Speaker 3: made the call that allowed him to take the field.
Speaker 3: A twelve year old played Thursday night for his New
Speaker 3: Jersey team, hours after he faced a suspension from his
Speaker 3: first state tournament game after he was ejected for flipping
Speaker 3: his bat as a celebration or ae a celebrated home run.
Speaker 3: Why would that be like in the judge's hands. Isn't
Speaker 3: that what every MLB player does? Do They not bat flip?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: They all pimp on runs, right, So like, as you
Speaker 3: was a younger person, why would you not you know,
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. If you throw it at somebody,
Speaker 3: then it's a different story. But he just did like
Speaker 3: a like if I had a bomb, I'm pimping that, right,
Speaker 3: you guys should you're like, dude, I mean, Tony Bautista
Speaker 3: had like the greatest bat flip ever.
Speaker 5: Jose Is that his name?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Josey, Tony Tony. He played for the Twins, But yeah, Jose, dude,
Speaker 3: when he hit that home run in the playoffs, he
Speaker 3: flipped that thing that was like, that was the start
Speaker 3: of it. Dude, it was like twenty feet in the air.
Speaker 3: Now there's I actually watched a documentary's like somebody did
Speaker 3: it younger but oh okay, but it's he was one
Speaker 3: of the first ones that we remember. You know, it's
Speaker 3: all of them do it.
Speaker 5: One of the most iconic batflips, right, it's.
Speaker 3: You know Bonds goes. You don't do that because if
Speaker 3: you did that in my era, you would get.
Speaker 2: A bat flip on me.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm hitting you lasering one at your dome.
Speaker 3: No, he can't hit the head. You got hit him
Speaker 3: in the ribs. You him in the ribs. But anyways,
Speaker 3: I think that's just dumb. It's like that's everything about
Speaker 3: new sports. It's they all bat flip if you especially
Speaker 3: if you like that dude hit like a walk off
Speaker 3: home run, to run home run to go to the
Speaker 3: next round. Why would you penalize a kid for doing
Speaker 3: what he's seen on baseball? I would say, don't do
Speaker 3: that again. You know, I don't like that. It's unsportsmanlike,
Speaker 3: but I don't do it.
Speaker 2: And literally, like little kid, Yeah, what's your high school bowl?
Speaker 3: So you think literally, you think literally you should have
Speaker 3: been punished, not like punished, but like definitely talk to Yeah.
Speaker 3: Man posed as an ambassador and ran a fake embassy
Speaker 3: in India. Police say this is so wild. Indian police
Speaker 3: have arrested a man accused of running bogus embassy from
Speaker 3: rented residential buildings near the capital of New Delhi and
Speaker 3: recovered cars with fake diplomatic plates. The suspect impersonating an
Speaker 3: ambassador and allegedly dupe people for money by promising overseas employment,
Speaker 3: and senior police officer ghoul of Uttar Padash State Special
Speaker 3: Task Force in Northern India India idiot India, idiot, I
Speaker 3: think that's a song. According to police, Jan forty seven
Speaker 3: claimed to have acted as an advisor or an ambassador
Speaker 3: for entitles such as Saga or West Arca, West West Arctica.
Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna make fun of me? Am? I reading?
Speaker 2: How don't read like you? I just read a big
Speaker 2: ass like you.
Speaker 3: Just you just did it. That's so funny. Police. I
Speaker 3: never make fun of you. Know that is so not true.
Speaker 3: If you listen back, it's everybody else's making fun of you.
Speaker 3: I don't fucking jerk. All right, that's it for the
Speaker 3: news that's it. That dude got recovered.
Speaker 2: Please read more.
Speaker 3: No, that's fine, you can, Bruce. You do really good.
Speaker 3: I'm proudly No, that's fine, although I'm your champion, and
Speaker 3: never make fun of you. While you read I'm proud
Speaker 3: to make fun of me. No, don't touch me. Don't
Speaker 3: touch me. I have a horrendous embarrassing order thanks to
Speaker 3: it as medical read it, Dannel Hall.
Speaker 2: Bruce Leg.
Speaker 3: Oh, you chose to do it. That was your choice.
Speaker 3: I never make fun of you. I was just the
Speaker 3: other day. I don't make fun of you because I
Speaker 3: don't want to be made fun of when I regularly
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Please, No, you're amazing.
Speaker 3: No no, no, that's that's no. You don't mean it
Speaker 3: now I do. Now you're just now you're just pandering, all.
Speaker 1: Right, hold on, stop the show, brust Leg. You're the
Speaker 1: reason why they're the fucking face face of the France. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you're awesome.
Speaker 2: How many you having there?
Speaker 3: I was like six or seven, maybe eight, could be nine,
Speaker 3: might be ten. Flight attendant finds disgusting surprise under a
Speaker 3: seat and plead with passengers not to do this. Straight
Speaker 3: to jail. What do you think is the most disgusting
Speaker 3: thing you would find people doing on a plane flight.
Speaker 2: Uh, masturbating in the open on the seats, the strange
Speaker 2: people out there.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's yes, we heard. We saw that bird hold
Speaker 3: on without public what's the word I'm looking for where
Speaker 3: you show yourself? What's something gross with your clothes on
Speaker 3: that you think people would do aiden something gross on
Speaker 3: an airplane with clothes on? I guess not all your
Speaker 3: clothes on, but your important parts are covered. I'll say
Speaker 3: it like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes more sense.
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, would you cut your toenails on
Speaker 3: a plank flight? Is that gross? That's nasty, that's nasty
Speaker 3: as n No, that's it. That was what it was
Speaker 3: a play flight. The attendant had to clean up somebody
Speaker 3: clipping their toenails. Because even you're not supposed to like
Speaker 3: not wear you can take your shoes off, you wear socks,
Speaker 3: and they're like even like people like to there's that
Speaker 3: whole like Bruce Willis's thing from a diehard. It's like
Speaker 3: you know, you take your you know, when you land,
Speaker 3: you take you take your shoes off, and you take
Speaker 3: your socks off.
Speaker 2: No, that was this guy who was sitting at the side.
Speaker 3: I'm told him that I thought that was when he
Speaker 3: got home. No, you're right. Yeah, the guys know when
Speaker 3: you get when you land the guy that was on
Speaker 3: the plane with him, but when you land, you do that.
Speaker 3: It's illegal to die in this Spanish town due to
Speaker 3: an overcrowded cemetery. Damn it. Sorry on John, A tiny
Speaker 3: village in Ganada Province and Adunisia, Spain, it's illegal for
Speaker 3: residents to die there. Yes, this isn't actually a rule
Speaker 3: from a former mayor George No, it's kidding Jose Rubio
Speaker 3: put into place over twenty five years ago. In nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety nine, Rubio provided a declaration that urged citizens of
Speaker 3: Lajaron to take utmost care of their health so they
Speaker 3: don't die until the town hall takes necessary steps to
Speaker 3: acquire land sustainable for deceased to rest in glory, not
Speaker 3: in peace, but in glory. Would you be scared to
Speaker 3: live in a talent that where you couldn't die? Or
Speaker 3: is that someplace that you would like? Is that like,
Speaker 3: is that like a place that you go to and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh man, I want a cheeseburger, and they're like,
Speaker 3: I can't have that ship. Sorry. Yeah, Like, dude, you
Speaker 3: can't have a cheeseburger. It's gonna get you closer to death.
Speaker 3: Here's a salad. You should drink some soy milk.
Speaker 2: I'd be okay with it.
Speaker 3: You'd be okay with that. Yeah, you would like no
Speaker 3: junk food at all.
Speaker 6: If it's cut out of my life completely. And I've
Speaker 6: like no no chance of no like temptations around me.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean there's type you could move, but you
Speaker 3: want to live there. I want to live there. Yeah, you're.
Speaker 5: You're like, I'm staying there.
Speaker 3: No candy.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Good to know you would never have any.
Speaker 2: We're getting groceries here in a couple of days.
Speaker 5: So I'm not saying that's how I want to live
Speaker 5: my life. And I'm saying I'd be okay with.
Speaker 3: That if you live there. If I lived there, okay,
Speaker 3: But you also have the opportunity to move. So you're
Speaker 3: saying two things to me here. You're like, no, I
Speaker 3: want those things, but I mean, I guess if I
Speaker 3: live there, it's like what you're like the prime suspect
Speaker 3: for somebody to kidnap you like stockholds. Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 3: The water and the bread up with a low kid.
Speaker 3: It's cool, dude, Like I'm here, I might as well
Speaker 3: just you know, I mean, Buffalo Bob built this hole.
Speaker 3: He worked hard for this. You know you gotta show respect. Yeah,
Speaker 3: good hole, Yeah, good job. Yeah. I mean that dude
Speaker 3: put in that thing like twenty five years ago. I
Speaker 3: mean I can't disrespect him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyways, move on, I'm going through cougar puberty.
Speaker 3: Who how it's better and worse than my teen years. Oh,
Speaker 3: twenty twenty five have seen Max pivot back to HBO,
Speaker 3: Max and gen Z rebrand extended leaves as micro retirements. Now,
Speaker 3: the hormonal roller coaster known as menopause as getting a
Speaker 3: flashy revamp to move over a JJ, Cougar puberty is
Speaker 3: clawing its way into suburbian dictionary. Just don't try to
Speaker 3: say it ten times fast. You want to try to
Speaker 3: say that ten times.
Speaker 2: As hard as that once?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the hysterical new expression. Wasn't concocted in a
Speaker 3: boardroom by a group of suits looking to hawk leopard
Speaker 3: style hand fans. It was hatched by two friends staring
Speaker 3: down the that's a tough one precipice of midlife chrysalis well,
Speaker 3: that's that's a bad one. My friend and I were
Speaker 3: talking about the stuff I'm going through. It reminds me
Speaker 3: of being a teenager, or even watching my teenagers be teenagers. Kuzmak,
Speaker 3: forty six, told the Post the moodiness, my body's changing
Speaker 3: and I'm getting hair and places that I didn't expect.
Speaker 3: What are they getting?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: Is it going on their backs? Is it like males?
Speaker 3: A koug is a typically an over forty vixen who
Speaker 3: puts or pursues significantly younger men because we married a
Speaker 3: Southern California mom of three to find that cougar puberty
Speaker 3: has nothing to do with the men parts. And that
Speaker 3: is it for the news? All right? Why are all
Speaker 3: my friends making fun of me?
Speaker 2: Well, you're a geffer wins.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's okay because they're all Yankees fans.
Speaker 5: They all did really good.
Speaker 3: Hey, dude, you don't wear that is a badge of
Speaker 3: honor though you don't think about that. And honestly, what
Speaker 3: did they have twenty seven world championships before the Twins
Speaker 3: won two?
Speaker 5: I know they won one in two thousand and nine.
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm just saying like it was, like
Speaker 3: I think there I don't even know what they're up
Speaker 3: to now. I know they won them one in two
Speaker 3: thousand and nine and then there was like but I
Speaker 3: mean the eighties they were shit.
Speaker 2: They were terrible Jackson whoa relax over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll break that shit that Reggie seventies or like
Speaker 3: late seventies, eighties, early nineties terrible till like ninety six,
Speaker 3: Derek Jeter, Bernie williams Andy Pettitt traded for like David Cohne.
Speaker 3: But I mean they spend the money. I mean, Stean
Speaker 3: Breanner was okay with breaking even The Twins were always
Speaker 3: looking to make a payday and they got lucky in
Speaker 3: eighty seven when they got Pucket Herbeck, Guyetti Bernansky Viola
Speaker 3: from another trade. But I mean, like he wasn't a
Speaker 3: homegrown but they had that. So it's that's tough. It's
Speaker 3: like apples and oranges. You're having a team that has
Speaker 3: a what is our payroll right now? It's got to
Speaker 3: be over two hundred plus? Oh yeah, were they.
Speaker 5: Seeing that's like three million?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: No we have Why would why would even yeah make
Speaker 3: fun of me? Cool man? I like a team that's
Speaker 3: a Midwest team. I'm still fans of them. It's like
Speaker 3: you fucking I hate them. I hate them with every
Speaker 3: bone in.
Speaker 2: My body right now, as you should.
Speaker 3: Right, it's it hurts. I'm still yeah right, it hurts.
Speaker 3: That's the point of being physically yeah right, that's a
Speaker 3: point of being a fan. That's where some people don't get.
Speaker 3: It's about being a fan is sometimes you lose, and
Speaker 3: you lose all the time. But every year you get
Speaker 3: excited about the opportunity that they have to win. And
Speaker 3: you know what, yes, and only one team wins every year,
Speaker 3: only one team. There's only one team happy at the
Speaker 3: end of the year. But you know what, every year
Speaker 3: your team has a chance. It doesn't do you think that? Okay,
Speaker 3: So the ninety one team, ninety one twins team and
Speaker 3: the eighty seven team worse the first both of them.
Speaker 5: They have Chilie Davis.
Speaker 3: Maybe they added Chilie Davis later. And then I watched
Speaker 3: a nineteen ninety l Davis. I watched a nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: two thing. It was a July game. He only had
Speaker 3: seven home runs in July. Chili. I mean it's Pucket
Speaker 3: is old as ship, yes, but well, I mean it's
Speaker 3: almost Pucket not not. Then I think he started like,
Speaker 3: I think I got his baseball card. He's dead now,
Speaker 3: so whoa rest in peace? Yeah? Rip? Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: a slugger, yeah, switch hitter.
Speaker 5: Short short he's short, Chili Davis no pucket.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, also Chili Davis and Shorty's tall as hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean that's what makes that catch in ninety one
Speaker 3: so much better, dude, to live watching that is, I
Speaker 3: know something that you would never be able to do
Speaker 3: because you're obviously weren't born. Then, I mean, I'll think
Speaker 3: about that later on. Have you have you watched the
Speaker 3: game now game? Have you ever watched the game? The
Speaker 3: whole game in its entire ninety one? Yeah? Which game?
Speaker 3: Game six? Yes, you should watch the whole sit it's
Speaker 3: on YouTube. I don't watch it all, dude, Game six, dude.
Speaker 3: And then, honestly, when he hits the home run, and
Speaker 3: this is why Joe Buck I hate his son, But
Speaker 3: Joe Buck, he just said and we'll see you tomorrow night,
Speaker 3: and he didn't say anything after that. He let the
Speaker 3: crowd take over. And that is the greatest call I
Speaker 3: think in sports history. And I hate Joe Buck. I
Speaker 3: hate him. Oh No, Jack Buck, my bad, Jack bum
Speaker 3: My bad. Jack Buck, Joe Buck's dead Jack Buck and
Speaker 3: we'll see you tomorrow night. And then he let the
Speaker 3: crowd take over and it was the man. Little freaking
Speaker 3: nine year old Bruce was losing his mind. Oh yeah, dude,
Speaker 3: jumping around. It sounded basically exactly like that. I was loud.
Speaker 3: I know that's My mom was probably pissed because I
Speaker 3: woke her up. And then Game seven, my brother gets home.
Speaker 3: He's hung over and he's like watching the game with
Speaker 3: me for a little bit and he goes to bed
Speaker 3: and then they win, like a run down there started
Speaker 3: like jumping on him like it's unmatched. I mean the Cubs.
Speaker 3: In twenty sixteen, little Bruce had more fun watching the
Speaker 3: Twins win than his second favorite team, the Cubs win.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know you didn't think that the Twins
Speaker 5: were gonna win that though at all.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know I did. I was such a I'm dude,
Speaker 3: I'm such a rube. Dude. I always think they're gonna win.
Speaker 3: I got the purple glasses, man, I always think they're
Speaker 3: gonna win. At the beginning of the year, it's like,
Speaker 3: I think the Twins are gonna be No, they got
Speaker 3: a good ross. Yeah, they could pull it. I could
Speaker 3: convince yourself that they're good. Yeah, absolutely, and I will
Speaker 3: and I and at fault, I don't care. I just
Speaker 3: don't care because why not. Why believe that you think
Speaker 3: that your team's gonna stink? You know it's dumb. I
Speaker 3: think it's dumb. Yeah, even if you know they're gonna stink. One,
Speaker 3: I believe that.
Speaker 5: They're gonna do good unlet because.
Speaker 3: Well Kevin can suck it. Yeah yeah, but I yeah,
Speaker 3: I hate the Bears. Like I'm not a Bears fan.
Speaker 3: I'm the only reason why my Cubs fan is because
Speaker 3: of WGN. When I was young, dude, WGN had one
Speaker 3: hundred and thirty four Cubs games on and the Twins
Speaker 3: had like eighty eight games on. So I got to
Speaker 3: watch more Cubs games when I was younger than I
Speaker 3: got to watch Twins games, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: was a super huge Twins fan. So I just started
Speaker 3: watching them both. And it's like I had a friend Jaco.
Speaker 3: What happens they both make it to the World Series.
Speaker 3: I win, I win, you win, I win? Yeah. Who
Speaker 3: you're rooting for? I'm like, I'm rooting for the team
Speaker 3: that's down. When team's up two to one. I want
Speaker 3: the other team. I wanted to go seven. I wanted
Speaker 3: to be a ninety one World Series all over again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I wanted to I wanted to go to Game seven.
Speaker 3: I wanted to be some epic one walk off where
Speaker 3: I just sit back in my chair like Stefan Diggs
Speaker 3: the Minneapolis Miracle. I would just I just I didn't yell.
Speaker 3: I just saw it happen. I stood up, and then
Speaker 3: I sat down and my phone just blew up and
Speaker 3: I just was like, did you see that? Sat there
Speaker 3: and Jada's like, what's going on? Like that's a that's
Speaker 3: a few and far between moment right.
Speaker 2: There, because that doesn't happen.
Speaker 3: That doesn't happen. The round doesn't happen. It just does
Speaker 3: not happen. You know. It's like you get to you know,
Speaker 3: like when you get to live those moments. Obviously I'm
Speaker 3: not one of the players. That'd be way cooler if
Speaker 3: I was, but you know, as a fan, you get
Speaker 3: to sit and watch some of these moments.
Speaker 6: I watched that game at beat ubs and well just
Speaker 6: talk Kansas, and I also watched the game where we
Speaker 6: got our ass kicked in the playoffs by the Eagles, as.
Speaker 3: They walked down the field on the first drive against
Speaker 3: the Eagles, and I was like super Bowl, but the
Speaker 3: worst one was ninety eight. I was sixteen. I'm we're
Speaker 3: gonna get more. Two thousand and nine hurt way more
Speaker 3: than ninety eight because it's like now I'm getting older,
Speaker 3: you know. And then it's like we're within field goal rage. Man,
Speaker 3: just just run the ball. He threw that interception.
Speaker 2: I literally crossed his body, just dropped.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's prett favor though. Man, he's gonna throw
Speaker 3: across his body and just dropped. Thank you to our
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Speaker 2: We're not done yet. Oh we're not, because we're gonna
Speaker 2: do our talk, our our open letter. Oh that's right,
Speaker 2: So you gotta talk abou about the Twins.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna read you a I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: a misconnection music it's more appropriate for this. So this
Speaker 1: is an open letter to the Minnesota Twins. By the way,
Speaker 1: I have their front office, their address, and this will
Speaker 1: be getting mailed to them. Shit subject line, A frustrated
Speaker 1: but faithful fan.
Speaker 2: Pleads for more.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna add your tattoo in this?
Speaker 2: I will as the official official owner. Dear Minnesota Twins
Speaker 2: front office, I write to you today and not as
Speaker 2: a fairweather fan, but someone who has lived and breathe
Speaker 2: Twins baseball for years, through the Metrodome days, and through
Speaker 2: the heartbreaking postseason sweeps and yes, through the glimpses of
Speaker 2: hopes that keep that keep us coming back for more.
Speaker 2: But the season it's been painful.
Speaker 1: We were promised a new identity, a roster of talent,
Speaker 1: a front office that quote unquote knows the plan.
Speaker 2: Yet what we've.
Speaker 1: Gotten feels more like the same inconsistency, baffling decisions, an
Speaker 1: ever growing distance between the fans and the product on
Speaker 1: the field. We're tired of these slogans, and we're tired
Speaker 1: of the hearing that we're just a few adjustments away.
Speaker 1: We're tired of seeing talent, talented player struggle without change,
Speaker 1: of watching other small market teams rise while we continue
Speaker 1: to continue to spin our wheels. We're not asking for miracles.
Speaker 1: We're not asking for urgency, for accountability, for passion.
Speaker 2: You want.
Speaker 1: We want to support this team. We want to fill
Speaker 1: target field and where our and wear a gear with pride.
Speaker 1: You got us, but you got us something bad. But
Speaker 1: you got to give us something back, show us that
Speaker 1: metiocrity isn't acceptable, Show us that you care about winning
Speaker 1: as much as we care about supporting this franchise. We
Speaker 1: know baseball is a marathon, not a sprint, but right
Speaker 1: now it feels like to we stop running. Please, for
Speaker 1: the love of Kirby Maer Herbeck and every fan that's
Speaker 1: stuck by this team through thick and thin, do better. Sincerely,
Speaker 1: a tired but loyal Twins fan Matt Geffrey Beer really
Speaker 1: sports and behalf of Twins territory.
Speaker 3: I would just I mean, it's beautiful, it's a beautiful
Speaker 3: You're not always gonna get a Herbeck, Pucket Gagny Brnansky, Guyetti.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna get them up, and then you're not
Speaker 3: gonna be able to trade one for the other one,
Speaker 3: and you're not always going to be able to just
Speaker 3: live under the radar. And I I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: why would you cut your payroll after you I know?
Speaker 3: So that's so dumb, that is the word.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 3: We went through the twenty was it twenty one or
Speaker 3: twenty two, twenty three playoff losing streak to twenty one
Speaker 3: twenty two something that someone that something like that, and
Speaker 3: to win, you know, to win, and we were on
Speaker 3: the oh man, you know. Then we ran to the
Speaker 3: Yankees and it's like, okay, we haven't been to the
Speaker 3: We didn't even know what. It's like, none of them
Speaker 3: they all kind of broke a streak. Yeah, it's like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, we finally we get rid of that.
Speaker 3: We got to keep this core and then ah, we
Speaker 3: got to cut by Sonny Gray. Yeah, we're not adding anybody.
Speaker 3: It's like, I get it, if you're gonna get rid
Speaker 3: of Sunny Gray, like, okay, sure he's a little older,
Speaker 3: but just to not bring anybody else up. And it's like,
Speaker 3: but the baseball writers, all the people in baseball like,
Speaker 3: well that that roster is talented enough. What did Detroit do?
Speaker 3: I mean, we honestly, even with Kansas City and Detroit
Speaker 3: being able to this is three years ago. Detroit is
Speaker 3: finally now taking that over. We had this division. Chicago
Speaker 3: White Sox had that one year, but we had this
Speaker 3: division for many years to come.
Speaker 2: White Sox had not been relevant until like two thousand
Speaker 2: and five.
Speaker 3: No, they had that one year where they you know,
Speaker 3: like Lewis Robert and they had that they'd all came again.
Speaker 3: They had one like Lou Russo was the coach or whatever.
Speaker 3: They had one year, but then at all the next year,
Speaker 3: they all thought they were going to win it again,
Speaker 3: and then it fell apart. We were able to just
Speaker 3: dominate this division for so long if we would have
Speaker 3: just put a competitive roster, added a little bit of money.
Speaker 2: The entire Like every nickel and diamond, the moment the.
Speaker 3: Season starts, Major League Baseball hands every team one hundred
Speaker 3: million dollars.
Speaker 2: I got a question for you. Yes, last year, the
Speaker 2: year before MLB took over, what team to help sell them?
Speaker 2: What team was that? Do you remember this though, don't you?
Speaker 3: It's somewhere in there. I don't remember off that happened.
Speaker 2: It was a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: But it was the Athletics. Yes, okay, then went yeah,
Speaker 1: and they sold them. Why Why isn't MLB stepping now
Speaker 1: and make enforcing the twins who sell this team because
Speaker 1: they're putting a shitty product out.
Speaker 3: Because we show up, we have a new stadium, we
Speaker 3: show up, we show up, and we show out.
Speaker 2: The words are common terrible team, terrible field with a
Speaker 2: terrible team.
Speaker 3: But not long ago, we were in the playoffs. Oakland, yes,
Speaker 3: hasn't been relevant for what I mean, and then that
Speaker 3: that owner is more prevalent to what common said they
Speaker 3: weren't gonna get I mean, Oakland is it's a To me,
Speaker 3: it's absolutely absurd that they're not going to be the
Speaker 3: Oakland Athletics anymorem h.
Speaker 2: It's weird to me.
Speaker 3: It's so dumb, I mean the eighties, and that owner
Speaker 3: is just like yeah, like so the Wolfs, for example,
Speaker 3: they put in money, they haled with the state of Minnesota,
Speaker 3: and then what they did is they paid off a
Speaker 3: chunk of it, so it saved us taxes. So I
Speaker 3: mean the wolf stepped up his owners. That owner wasn't
Speaker 3: going to help out at all if the state didn't
Speaker 3: fully fund a brand new stadium for him. He didn't care.
Speaker 3: I don't care. He was Samuel Gerard. He's like, I
Speaker 3: don't care. So that's why baseball stepped in because it's
Speaker 3: it's a it's a it's an old, old stadium, so old,
Speaker 3: so outdated, and fans aren't showing up. And what they're
Speaker 3: doing is they get in one hundred million, they spend
Speaker 3: twenty million on the players, so that's eighty million surplus, yeah,
Speaker 3: right off the bat, whatever taxes, and I don't know
Speaker 3: what the rest of that. But so then whenever people
Speaker 3: buy stuff, that still goes to the owner. So they're
Speaker 3: basically treating it as a revenue. It's not like baseball
Speaker 3: wants somebody that's gonna be like, I'm so rich, i
Speaker 3: want like a Steinbrenner. So the pole Ads are kind
Speaker 3: of in that ballpark because real estate hasn't been well
Speaker 3: for them. They've lost money. They actually own four hundred
Speaker 3: and sixty million dollars towards the twins, and that's why
Speaker 3: it's hard for them to sell them because they want
Speaker 3: one point seven and then they want four hundred and
Speaker 3: sixty million dollars extra to pay off their loans. Like,
Speaker 3: why won't you just go down and be like, all right,
Speaker 3: so the four hundred and sixty million dollars, what does
Speaker 3: that add up? Is that one point three million dollars? However,
Speaker 3: I'm not good at math, never claimed to be. But
Speaker 3: it's that's why it's like they it's a they bought
Speaker 3: it for X amount and it was in the eighty million,
Speaker 3: it's it's in the billions. Just sell the damn thing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: sell the damn thing, and let us have a chance.
Speaker 3: Let us have a chance. Please, for the love of God.
Speaker 2: Fuck just I'm tired of mediocrity.
Speaker 3: Right, you know what it's like, dude, The worst is
Speaker 3: the punch in the mouth. We watched them, we watched
Speaker 3: them lose, and we watched this. They spent a little money,
Speaker 3: but you watch what Johann Santana. It's like the trade
Speaker 3: deadline this year. It's oh, we lost Bader, we lost this.
Speaker 3: We no man. We watched Johann Santana go. We watched
Speaker 3: Tory Hunter go, almost lost Pucket go. We have never
Speaker 3: I mean, Pucket came back at a lesser deal. He
Speaker 3: could have went to the White Sox for more. It's
Speaker 3: it's it's so much down on us. Like, for the
Speaker 3: love of God, let us please, somebody else buy it,
Speaker 3: give us a chance to I mean, I still love,
Speaker 3: but give us a chance to get some money back.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 3: Fuck, for the love of God. We're sick of watching
Speaker 3: top tier talent go to other teams. I mean, thank
Speaker 3: god we didn't trade Ryan, thank god we didn't trade Buxton.
Speaker 3: It was almost though, I mean, there was talks.
Speaker 5: I would have walked down there right now and started
Speaker 5: on fire.
Speaker 3: I would have I would have burd it down. Know
Speaker 3: you want to it's it's your team, man, you love him,
Speaker 3: and it's just that's the passion.
Speaker 2: And nowhere, No, we ain't, No, we ain't doing that
Speaker 2: ranging that.
Speaker 3: I was so mad about the retraction bullshit. Oh Bud Selick,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah great, because you want some Minnesota fans to
Speaker 3: go to Milwaukee after you get out of here. It's like, ah, man,
Speaker 3: we're passionate fans. We show up even when we lose.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful stadium. We have. Just give us the
Speaker 3: opportunity for an ownership to just spend a little bit
Speaker 3: more money. I know we spend money. I know that
Speaker 3: when they get one hundred million off the get go.
Speaker 3: You know the Yankees, the Yankees, they don't turn a
Speaker 3: profit on the damn team. They take whatever they got
Speaker 3: and they put it right back in there. They got
Speaker 3: the Yes network. We have the Twins Network. You know
Speaker 3: what makes the Yes network better? What's that they have
Speaker 3: a winning product on the field. They want more people
Speaker 3: to spend the twenty dollars a month to watch their team.
Speaker 3: You're thinking about nottting it?
Speaker 2: Same? Fuck it?
Speaker 3: I say, don't I have my cable package, so I'm
Speaker 3: still gonna watch television. I'm still gonna watch them. But
Speaker 3: it's a great franchise. It's got a lot of history.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Seventh Avenue Pizza. I'm just gonna get there
Speaker 3: before pizza became trendy. Great Minnesota company.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. They've been backing us for a
Speaker 2: long time. Yes, all us through the beginning that I've
Speaker 2: never known them not to true.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's still new, so it's like I'm trying
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Speaker 3: But I've heard that the new Grand theft auto is
Speaker 3: going to need the newer system.
Speaker 2: I do have one.
Speaker 3: Can I get you could one on them with one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. Wow, that's a pretty good sell.
Speaker 2: It is, all right?
Speaker 3: Could you buy the game there No, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, so all right.
Speaker 1: Thanks to everybody listening, thing, to the writers, producers on site,
Speaker 1: engine Ara Zone, all three of us, and the words
Speaker 1: of right Green, keep a stick on the ass, can
Speaker 1: I bye?
Speaker 3: Every week this show looks better than me. Every week
Speaker 3: your eyesight gets worse.