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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w Jarr put your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, I don't forget about you. Say we

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Yeah, Friday Night's Metallica show, Big Old Jarr concert

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<v Speaker 3>say we play it. We're gonna be doing that each

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<v Speaker 3>morning this week. By the way, the Metallica tickets for

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<v Speaker 3>reps so and then Chumley has more chances to to

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<v Speaker 3>win Metallica tickets each afternoon this week.

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<v Speaker 2>We got you covered, all right. I love when this happens.

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<v Speaker 2>We can throw the ball squarely into your court, as

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<v Speaker 2>they say, Taco Bob and draw from your vast resume

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<v Speaker 2>and worldly experiences, not once but twice with back to

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<v Speaker 2>back stories involving OTR.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I wasn't sure which subject you were going towards.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you need to know on OTR?

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<v Speaker 2>Over the road trucking for those of you who don't

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<v Speaker 2>know the lego are ten percent trucker.

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<v Speaker 3>I was texting with a trucker this morning. I said,

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<v Speaker 3>listen to you guys every morning. Well, I'm on the roads.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for taking us with us to work. Good A

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<v Speaker 2>couple with you. A couple of mishaps, which I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>you've had your share of during that segment of your

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<v Speaker 2>your storied career.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, I told you about the whole shipment of

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<v Speaker 3>fruit that went bad. Remember a rat got in there

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<v Speaker 3>and ate Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever had a similar experience to a driver in

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<v Speaker 2>Minnesota who was on Highway sixteen in Minnesota and struck

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<v Speaker 2>and killed eleven cows.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I know that highway. I know that stretch of

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<v Speaker 3>road there. Yeah, so our cows a frequent site. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>there are a lot of cows, but on the highway.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually not on a highway, they're usually just off to

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<v Speaker 3>the side. Did they get through the barb wire.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they wandered onto the roadway four twenty six in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning. You imagine the surprise. Your black beauty is

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<v Speaker 2>just wearing off, uh huh, and you're just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>get to the destination I got.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go unload this load didn't get in my

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<v Speaker 3>required A lot mon asleep and oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, it's eleven cows worth of ground beef all stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in the grill.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, people are already texted in the beef jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Did a total of the truck it had to the

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<v Speaker 2>semi collide with the eleven cows. Uh, ten of them

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<v Speaker 2>were killed. The driver of the semi is fifty two

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<v Speaker 2>year old man non life threatening injuries taken to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Does not report on the condition of the truck, although

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<v Speaker 2>as powerful and I'm sure the head of steam it

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<v Speaker 2>had when you run into a the weight, the tonnage

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<v Speaker 2>that you probably have involved here.

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<v Speaker 3>Some some don't like the trick that I used to

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<v Speaker 3>use for UD a big cloud on the front of Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Some don't like that method that I had just because

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<v Speaker 3>wind resistance. But if you hit a pack of eleven cows,

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<v Speaker 3>think about how good that scoop could have done for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get jealous of today's truckers who've got their

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<v Speaker 2>rigs decked out in all the LEDs and you know

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<v Speaker 2>there's there's some pretty snazzy rigs on the round.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm proud of them for you know, what they've invested

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<v Speaker 3>in the That was my style. I was just strict,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like you know how you when you get.

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<v Speaker 2>A car and you just go for the bottom trim,

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<v Speaker 2>right right, That's what you were. More of the just

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<v Speaker 2>obscene messages scribbled in the dust on the back cargo door.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well you can't help with people right on there.

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<v Speaker 3>I could help that. I could have washed them off,

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<v Speaker 3>but the uh my mudflaps diarros show you the mud

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<v Speaker 3>flaps from our root.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you have with the ladies on No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're good. Meanwhile, in Washington State, the Welcome County Sheriff's

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<v Speaker 2>office says that a truck semi truck overturned. They're releasing

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<v Speaker 2>fourteen million bees. So I heard that this had happened.

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<v Speaker 2>We thought, well, we got the suits, let's go and

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<v Speaker 2>see what we can do and help. So we're basically

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<v Speaker 2>one by one rebuilding the beehives over there. Putting the

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<v Speaker 2>frames back in and then having to stack them. It

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<v Speaker 2>comes them down with the smoke. Sometimes it works when

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<v Speaker 2>they're really angry like this, it doesn't really work too wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had a number of the beekeepers they've gotten stung,

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<v Speaker 2>as well as a couple of our deputies. Isn't an

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<v Speaker 2>amazing taco. It doesn't matter where these bee mishaps occur,

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<v Speaker 2>there's always beekeepers at the ready to come out with

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<v Speaker 2>their suits and smoke. But it sounded to me like

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<v Speaker 2>they weren't even bee keepers. They weren't these beekeepers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he just sounded like, yeah, you know, we have

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<v Speaker 3>the suits, so we kind of helped, you know, like

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<v Speaker 3>in the back of your car. I just figured maybe,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm reading more into this here or the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>They're diminishing the effects of a sting of a honey

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<v Speaker 2>bee versus other types of bees. It says that the

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<v Speaker 2>honey bees stings are much less fourteen million of them, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>speak for yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I did see the videos of that floating around

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<v Speaker 3>the bees.

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<v Speaker 2>They did say that the vast majority of those are

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<v Speaker 2>just gone in that area will be incredibly pollinated moving forward.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Yeah, And then the so because they're protected

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<v Speaker 2>still right, Oh yeah, yo, yeah, the bees you get

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<v Speaker 2>to the you don't. If you kill a bee, you

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<v Speaker 2>might as well you're I think either's some state Washington

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<v Speaker 2>probably EXE. Oh yeah, of course. Oh no, they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have cows. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>All the LEDs and lights all over the truck is

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<v Speaker 3>the difference between a real trucker and a millennial trucker.

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<v Speaker 3>All lights, definitely millennial truckers.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy I knew, I knew, I threw some red

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<v Speaker 2>meat material out there. Yeah you did.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of edge, we also got a text from a

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<v Speaker 3>crazy Jenny. She'll be hosting the barbecue for all those

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<v Speaker 3>all those cows. Uh, somebody else texted about the cows

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<v Speaker 3>they were peacefully protesting to eat more chicken. Yes that Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you served yourself right up to the girl there.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry. And finally there's this. How about this, You know,

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<v Speaker 2>with a lot of folks frustrated these days, thinking home

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<v Speaker 2>ownership is out of reach, here's an inspirational story for you. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>granted this is an Australia, but I think you could

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<v Speaker 2>probably apply the logic here if you really wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>just collect aluminum cans with recycling fees of ten cents

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<v Speaker 2>each and uh, you're only gonna need about half a

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<v Speaker 2>million to buy your two bedroom house in Australia like

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<v Speaker 2>this guy did.

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<v Speaker 3>But here, sir, that we don't have a ten cent return,

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<v Speaker 3>so some states do give it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here in Florida we don't. Well, this is what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>You would really, if you really wanted to do this,

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<v Speaker 2>you would have to find an area of the country

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<v Speaker 2>where they do have the recycling uh fees, the deposit fees.

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<v Speaker 2>And then in Australia they have reverse vending machines. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess if you put you know, empties in, it gives

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<v Speaker 2>you credits and you can build those up on your account.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's exactly what he did enough to buy a

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<v Speaker 2>two bedroom home.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's like the uh you know, when you put

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<v Speaker 3>your water bottle back the big five gallon jug to

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<v Speaker 3>get a new one at the store.

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<v Speaker 2>Similar.

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<v Speaker 3>I want I tell you about the time that I

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<v Speaker 3>was I was a trucking the recycled.

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<v Speaker 2>Five five gallon jugs of water.

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<v Speaker 3>No yeah heavy that no recycling recycled material can it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It was worse than running a truck like a brains

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<v Speaker 3>because you got every scrapper following you and when you

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<v Speaker 3>go to the rest stop, you just got to you know,

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<v Speaker 3>pee in the in the in the milk bottle because

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<v Speaker 3>you can't leave your load.

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<v Speaker 2>Aren't they like smashed down first before they load him

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<v Speaker 2>on the big race? Okay, yeah, you got to fit

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<v Speaker 2>as many as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You know how long it took me to crush that

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<v Speaker 3>many cans by foot.

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<v Speaker 2>The company wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't fork up a couple of bucks and get me

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<v Speaker 3>the can pressure machine.

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<v Speaker 2>So pat I was having to do the one like this.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, when you you stand, you touch the center

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<v Speaker 3>of the can while you're standing.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, yes, I can see why, now why the LEDs

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<v Speaker 2>were out of reach for you and your day.

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