Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w Jarr put your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: All right, Hey, I don't forget about you. Say we
Speaker 2: play It. Brought to you by Fair Winds Credit Union.
Speaker 2: You've got fifteen minutes left to go to the JR
Speaker 2: Facebook page put your vote in for the featured artists
Speaker 2: this morning three song options from Seether. Tell us which
Speaker 2: one you'd prefer to hear. At nine, the one with
Speaker 2: the most votes will play back, and then all of
Speaker 2: you who take a moment to vote in the running
Speaker 2: to win tickets. What for Friday Night show?
Speaker 3: Taco Yeah, Friday Night's Metallica show, Big Old Jarr concert
Speaker 3: coming this weekend. You could be there. Vote for you
Speaker 3: say we play it. We're gonna be doing that each
Speaker 3: morning this week. By the way, the Metallica tickets for
Speaker 3: reps so and then Chumley has more chances to to
Speaker 3: win Metallica tickets each afternoon this week.
Speaker 2: We got you covered, all right. I love when this happens.
Speaker 2: We can throw the ball squarely into your court, as
Speaker 2: they say, Taco Bob and draw from your vast resume
Speaker 2: and worldly experiences, not once but twice with back to
Speaker 2: back stories involving OTR.
Speaker 3: No, I wasn't sure which subject you were going towards.
Speaker 3: What do you need to know on OTR?
Speaker 2: Over the road trucking for those of you who don't
Speaker 2: know the lego are ten percent trucker.
Speaker 3: I was texting with a trucker this morning. I said,
Speaker 3: listen to you guys every morning. Well, I'm on the roads.
Speaker 2: Thanks for taking us with us to work. Good A
Speaker 2: couple with you. A couple of mishaps, which I'm sure
Speaker 2: you've had your share of during that segment of your
Speaker 2: your storied career.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I told you about the whole shipment of
Speaker 3: fruit that went bad. Remember a rat got in there
Speaker 3: and ate Anyway.
Speaker 2: You ever had a similar experience to a driver in
Speaker 2: Minnesota who was on Highway sixteen in Minnesota and struck
Speaker 2: and killed eleven cows.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know that highway. I know that stretch of
Speaker 3: road there. Yeah, so our cows a frequent site. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there are a lot of cows, but on the highway.
Speaker 3: Usually not on a highway, they're usually just off to
Speaker 3: the side. Did they get through the barb wire.
Speaker 2: Apparently they wandered onto the roadway four twenty six in
Speaker 2: the morning. You imagine the surprise. Your black beauty is
Speaker 2: just wearing off, uh huh, and you're just trying to
Speaker 2: get to the destination I got.
Speaker 3: I gotta go unload this load didn't get in my
Speaker 3: required A lot mon asleep and oh my.
Speaker 2: God, it's eleven cows worth of ground beef all stuck
Speaker 2: in the grill.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are already texted in the beef jokes.
Speaker 2: Did a total of the truck it had to the
Speaker 2: semi collide with the eleven cows. Uh, ten of them
Speaker 2: were killed. The driver of the semi is fifty two
Speaker 2: year old man non life threatening injuries taken to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Does not report on the condition of the truck, although
Speaker 2: as powerful and I'm sure the head of steam it
Speaker 2: had when you run into a the weight, the tonnage
Speaker 2: that you probably have involved here.
Speaker 3: Some some don't like the trick that I used to
Speaker 3: use for UD a big cloud on the front of Yeah.
Speaker 3: Some don't like that method that I had just because
Speaker 3: wind resistance. But if you hit a pack of eleven cows,
Speaker 3: think about how good that scoop could have done for you?
Speaker 2: Do you get jealous of today's truckers who've got their
Speaker 2: rigs decked out in all the LEDs and you know
Speaker 2: there's there's some pretty snazzy rigs on the round.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of them for you know, what they've invested
Speaker 3: in the That was my style. I was just strict,
Speaker 3: you know, like you know how you when you get.
Speaker 2: A car and you just go for the bottom trim,
Speaker 2: right right, That's what you were. More of the just
Speaker 2: obscene messages scribbled in the dust on the back cargo door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you can't help with people right on there.
Speaker 3: I could help that. I could have washed them off,
Speaker 3: but the uh my mudflaps diarros show you the mud
Speaker 3: flaps from our root.
Speaker 2: I don't think you have with the ladies on No, yeah,
Speaker 2: they're good. Meanwhile, in Washington State, the Welcome County Sheriff's
Speaker 2: office says that a truck semi truck overturned. They're releasing
Speaker 2: fourteen million bees. So I heard that this had happened.
Speaker 2: We thought, well, we got the suits, let's go and
Speaker 2: see what we can do and help. So we're basically
Speaker 2: one by one rebuilding the beehives over there. Putting the
Speaker 2: frames back in and then having to stack them. It
Speaker 2: comes them down with the smoke. Sometimes it works when
Speaker 2: they're really angry like this, it doesn't really work too wrong.
Speaker 2: We've had a number of the beekeepers they've gotten stung,
Speaker 2: as well as a couple of our deputies. Isn't an
Speaker 2: amazing taco. It doesn't matter where these bee mishaps occur,
Speaker 2: there's always beekeepers at the ready to come out with
Speaker 2: their suits and smoke. But it sounded to me like
Speaker 2: they weren't even bee keepers. They weren't these beekeepers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just sounded like, yeah, you know, we have
Speaker 3: the suits, so we kind of helped, you know, like
Speaker 3: in the back of your car. I just figured maybe,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: I'm reading more into this here or the other day.
Speaker 2: They're diminishing the effects of a sting of a honey
Speaker 2: bee versus other types of bees. It says that the
Speaker 2: honey bees stings are much less fourteen million of them, sir,
Speaker 2: speak for yourself.
Speaker 3: Wow, I did see the videos of that floating around
Speaker 3: the bees.
Speaker 2: They did say that the vast majority of those are
Speaker 2: just gone in that area will be incredibly pollinated moving forward.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, And then the so because they're protected
Speaker 2: still right, Oh yeah, yo, yeah, the bees you get
Speaker 2: to the you don't. If you kill a bee, you
Speaker 2: might as well you're I think either's some state Washington
Speaker 2: probably EXE. Oh yeah, of course. Oh no, they don't
Speaker 2: have cows. Yeah.
Speaker 3: All the LEDs and lights all over the truck is
Speaker 3: the difference between a real trucker and a millennial trucker.
Speaker 3: All lights, definitely millennial truckers.
Speaker 2: The guy I knew, I knew, I threw some red
Speaker 2: meat material out there. Yeah you did.
Speaker 3: Speaking of edge, we also got a text from a
Speaker 3: crazy Jenny. She'll be hosting the barbecue for all those
Speaker 3: all those cows. Uh, somebody else texted about the cows
Speaker 3: they were peacefully protesting to eat more chicken. Yes that Yes,
Speaker 3: you served yourself right up to the girl there.
Speaker 2: Sorry. And finally there's this. How about this, You know,
Speaker 2: with a lot of folks frustrated these days, thinking home
Speaker 2: ownership is out of reach, here's an inspirational story for you. Now,
Speaker 2: granted this is an Australia, but I think you could
Speaker 2: probably apply the logic here if you really wanted to
Speaker 2: just collect aluminum cans with recycling fees of ten cents
Speaker 2: each and uh, you're only gonna need about half a
Speaker 2: million to buy your two bedroom house in Australia like
Speaker 2: this guy did.
Speaker 3: But here, sir, that we don't have a ten cent return,
Speaker 3: so some states do give it.
Speaker 2: Here in Florida we don't. Well, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You would really, if you really wanted to do this,
Speaker 2: you would have to find an area of the country
Speaker 2: where they do have the recycling uh fees, the deposit fees.
Speaker 2: And then in Australia they have reverse vending machines. I
Speaker 2: guess if you put you know, empties in, it gives
Speaker 2: you credits and you can build those up on your account.
Speaker 2: And that's exactly what he did enough to buy a
Speaker 2: two bedroom home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the uh you know, when you put
Speaker 3: your water bottle back the big five gallon jug to
Speaker 3: get a new one at the store.
Speaker 2: Similar.
Speaker 3: I want I tell you about the time that I
Speaker 3: was I was a trucking the recycled.
Speaker 2: Five five gallon jugs of water.
Speaker 3: No yeah heavy that no recycling recycled material can it was.
Speaker 3: It was worse than running a truck like a brains
Speaker 3: because you got every scrapper following you and when you
Speaker 3: go to the rest stop, you just got to you know,
Speaker 3: pee in the in the in the milk bottle because
Speaker 3: you can't leave your load.
Speaker 2: Aren't they like smashed down first before they load him
Speaker 2: on the big race? Okay, yeah, you got to fit
Speaker 2: as many as you can.
Speaker 3: You know how long it took me to crush that
Speaker 3: many cans by foot.
Speaker 2: The company wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't fork up a couple of bucks and get me
Speaker 3: the can pressure machine.
Speaker 2: So pat I was having to do the one like this.
Speaker 3: You know, when you you stand, you touch the center
Speaker 3: of the can while you're standing.
Speaker 2: Sure, yes, I can see why, now why the LEDs
Speaker 2: were out of reach for you and your day.
Speaker 3: There we are demand download the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2: All right, Mills Air