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<v Speaker 1>All right, I just had to help somebody had to

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<v Speaker 1>help a stranger, a neighbor, I guess technically, because I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we live in the same building. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I was walking the other day and uh

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<v Speaker 2>pulled up for exercise yea of walking for exercising pokemoning.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm back on that for a few months probably.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was walking, I was had my you know,

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<v Speaker 2>air pods in. I was in my own world, and

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<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden, this lady's waving at me. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm thinking, you know, clearly there must be somebody

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<v Speaker 2>behind me because I don't know this lady. So I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to wave back because I don't I've been

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<v Speaker 2>that person too many times, just waving as somebody thinking

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<v Speaker 2>they're waving at me, they are not waving. But it

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<v Speaker 2>turns out she was actually waving at me. So she

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<v Speaker 2>stopped me as I got closer, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, can you please help me? Help me?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh man, this might be a

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<v Speaker 2>job for a qualified adult because I didn't know what

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<v Speaker 2>she wanted. And then she was saying, okay, So I

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<v Speaker 2>just tried to my mailbox. Uh, my mailbox keys are

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I just need you to go get my

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<v Speaker 2>keys for me because there's a giant bug in the mailbox.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay if you get bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. She was like, can you help me out? And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like sure. So we're walking over to the mailbox.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm joking around. I'm like, oh, you ain't care if

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<v Speaker 2>I got scared. She said, oh, you could. You could

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<v Speaker 2>have said it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and I was like, I'm not gonna say no. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a big old roach in there, chilling.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in there, his best life, and I could

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<v Speaker 2>see her mail strolling out all on the floor from

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<v Speaker 2>where she clearly got scared and dropped it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kicked the roach out and she was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>leave it in there. I'm like, mom, not leaving it

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<v Speaker 1>in there, girl.

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<v Speaker 2>So I shoot the roach out and got her stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and I was the hero for the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. She wanted to leave it in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess she was just so scared of even singing.

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<v Speaker 2>She just wanted to get her keys and just be

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<v Speaker 2>done with it. And I was like, girl, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>leave that roach in there.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know I leave it in there. No. She

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the male person to deal with it. I guess I, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>So you had to get the bug out of the mailbox.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I felt like a man. Was she screaming? Or

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, was she really anytime? The thread of that

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<v Speaker 1>roach coming out was that always helps the situation hysterical

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<v Speaker 1>behind you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd be doing the same thing. That's so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>She's waving you down to get a roach out of

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<v Speaker 3>her mailbox.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the funny part after it was all over.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to be cool to help her get

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<v Speaker 2>her stuff up. And then of course that's when my

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<v Speaker 2>clumsiness comes out and my AirPods start falling out my

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<v Speaker 2>ear and stuffing on my mess my phone, I'm dropping

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<v Speaker 2>my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, of course this happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, she might have been getting ready to ask you out.

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<v Speaker 3>O this is my hero, and then you dropping all

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<v Speaker 3>your crap

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<v Speaker 1>Comes the old dumb ass