Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology.
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Speaker 2: tso tickets. All right? Talk about pop quiz. The category
Speaker 2: is states and Capitals.
Speaker 1: No, and you know that my geography is really not
Speaker 1: that capital of Vermont's. See I would know that right
Speaker 1: off the top of my head until you ask it.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 1: It starts with an M mount Mount pierism Mount Peelier. Yes,
Speaker 1: very good. That's where we begin in idiotology this morning.
Speaker 1: All right, that's a heavy question, forming pat, considering I
Speaker 1: was just on the phone with it for the last
Speaker 1: ten fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: How could you be on the phone with it or it? Bob?
Speaker 2: It was above my pay grade? Oh, it's a you know,
Speaker 2: I've been locked out on my it's been having a
Speaker 2: computer crisis since Friday. Yeah, at the weekend got here,
Speaker 2: So I'll deal with it on Monday.
Speaker 1: I'll put that one on. Well, I do today when
Speaker 1: I can do monday. So what's going on in Mount Peelier.
Speaker 2: A teacher there named Kathleen Wheelocke is allegedly in a
Speaker 2: little bit of trouble after allegedly well drawing on a
Speaker 2: student's throat. Why had she draw in his throat because
Speaker 2: he drew on her whiteboard with permanent marker? Okay, on
Speaker 2: purpose apparently, ma'am. I know.
Speaker 1: And there's a kind of a dick move of the
Speaker 1: kid too wrong, Still make it right? Didn't you ever
Speaker 1: learn that? I'm I'm trying to envision just how this
Speaker 1: student allowed the teacher to draw on his throat. He's
Speaker 1: probably said come over here right now, and then goes
Speaker 1: raise your head up and just wrote on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was picturing, you know, like something restraining him
Speaker 2: in some way, shape or form, that there's an additional
Speaker 2: layer here?
Speaker 1: Did she did they say what she wrote?
Speaker 2: No? Cut here. I'm a dicky right, it's gotta be.
Speaker 2: I mean, first off, God bless you. If you're a teacher,
Speaker 2: thank you. I just uh, more power to you and
Speaker 2: more courage and more patience and all of the above,
Speaker 2: because I sometimes don't know how you put up with
Speaker 2: some of this crap that goes on nowadays. I seriously
Speaker 2: don't men, women, them, everybody teaching, Thank you for what
Speaker 2: you do. We say it all the time. Wow, dude,
Speaker 2: I could never.
Speaker 1: I remember I was going to be a guidance counselor
Speaker 1: because I figured it was like pretty much while I
Speaker 1: was in college.
Speaker 2: I had just started college, and.
Speaker 1: I thought I think I'd be a good guidance counselor.
Speaker 1: And I sat in on some big groups that were
Speaker 1: sitting with the guidance counselor. And the reason why is
Speaker 1: because I thought I'm young like they are, right, I
Speaker 1: was only like, let's say, nineteen years old or something.
Speaker 1: I thought, I said, they'll all relate to me. You know,
Speaker 1: I can smoke with them. I could not weed.
Speaker 2: I have a little bonus story I wanted to throw
Speaker 2: in here. Did you know they gave out some no
Speaker 2: Bell prizes over the weekend.
Speaker 1: I know that they were like the Grammys or something
Speaker 1: like was one of those awards.
Speaker 2: This is different, this is Nobel or big. Yeah. Apparently
Speaker 2: a couple of researchers got a Nobel Prize for their
Speaker 2: research into uh butt breathing.
Speaker 3: The Ignobel Physiology Prize is awarded to Rio Okabe, you
Speaker 3: Hey Yokayama, and Taka Nori. To KB for discovering that
Speaker 3: many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus.
Speaker 2: First and foremost, thank you so much for believing the
Speaker 2: potential of anus for breathing potential. Those jokesters to this
Speaker 2: in a joke. No, it's not a joke. Nobel Prize.
Speaker 1: People could breathe out of there, or animals can breathe
Speaker 1: out of their butts. I mean, I know you're thinking
Speaker 1: right away a fart, because that's what I was thinking,
Speaker 1: that's kind of briefing.
Speaker 2: He's thinking, is why didn't I win a Nobel Prize?
Speaker 2: I know an awful lot about But.
Speaker 1: If they're saying, breathing out of their butts being a
Speaker 1: fort everybody knew that we don't all get Nobel Peace Prizes,
Speaker 1: not what they're saying, like, who was that one famous
Speaker 1: one that I always remember?
Speaker 2: I got on Nelson? Man Nelson, He did a lot
Speaker 2: of good stuff. So listen to this deal this uh
Speaker 2: out in Oregon, Bend, no Portland. You've got Blockbuster on
Speaker 2: your mind? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: A jet skier, I forgot to look for my Blockbuster
Speaker 1: card to see if we could send me out there
Speaker 1: to try to use it, the one that I had unlimited.
Speaker 2: Unlimited Reynolds for life. He wants to try it at
Speaker 2: the remaining Blockbuster. I'll find it. Uh uh On a
Speaker 2: jet ski spotted someone in the water struggling well off
Speaker 2: shore in the Columbia River. Brought them back to shore
Speaker 2: and they called you know, rescue personnel to check him
Speaker 2: out and make sure they're.
Speaker 1: Probably freezing up in Oregon.
Speaker 2: Goes guy. I guess I'm good and got back up
Speaker 2: and swam back out A few hundred yards.
Speaker 1: Says they rescued somebody who was just swimming.
Speaker 2: I think the guy's just awful little because he was
Speaker 2: like suffering from borderline hypothermia. And he goes, I'm good.
Speaker 2: He swims back out several hundred yards off shore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hypothermia, and part of that is it makes
Speaker 1: your brain dead. Right, So so did.
Speaker 2: They go out and rescue him? Yes? Again, and then
Speaker 2: he's from here. It's the mandatory observation period on this
Speaker 2: one seventy again, Yes, where you can warm up. I'm
Speaker 2: assuming finally there's this for uh, you know, all.
Speaker 1: That snow probably just melted from all the slopes and
Speaker 1: so the water is ice cold from that. Probably Not
Speaker 1: to mention we're going into fall now, I thought you're
Speaker 1: gonna say, not to mention all the glaciers that we killed.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get to this for the cat people
Speaker 1: in the listening audience. All right, cat people, Japan's cat
Speaker 1: testical calendar has arrived.
Speaker 2: I bet your cat's breathe out there, butts, this is uh,
Speaker 2: you know, we've all seen the different cat pictures and whatnot,
Speaker 2: but do you own and have much less on your wall?
Speaker 2: The cat Testical calendar. It's all pine quarters of cats and.
Speaker 1: The cat jenitals hanging out junk.
Speaker 2: Now see now if you hung that up at work,
Speaker 2: is there going to be issues? That's what I'd like
Speaker 2: to know. No, I just say, oh, it's cats. But
Speaker 2: if they happened to see.
Speaker 1: Make an issue of it if you wanted to, Oh,
Speaker 1: of course, you make an issue of anything. Now, Pat,
Speaker 1: twelve months of cat balls. Pat Lynch just handed me
Speaker 1: this cat showing his balls, and I have a I
Speaker 1: have a question asked, how are you allowed to do that?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll go to HR over that, because how are
Speaker 2: you able to do that?
Speaker 1: But when I showed you Delta Dave's dogs balls in
Speaker 1: a in a jar, you were disgusted and go.
Speaker 2: What do you do? Balls in the jar that you
Speaker 2: showed me are no longer attached to the dog, which
Speaker 2: kind of just I didn't have a need to see that.
Speaker 2: He wasn't lying, they were nor a desire. They were
Speaker 2: right on his mantle.
Speaker 1: Next to picture of a deceased father, you know, like
Speaker 1: where the ashes are is the ashes and dog balls.
Speaker 2: This would be a good hopping off point right right
Speaker 2: about Nassas Fellows on j R. R. Orlando's rock station
Speaker 2: mm HM.