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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let you taco one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots. Okay, So all this week we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to have Trans Shibierian Orchestra tickets to give away

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<v Speaker 2>for their annual trek through Central Florida come holiday time

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<v Speaker 2>and be here before you know it. Yeah, there's tickets

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<v Speaker 2>up to graphs where you say we play it. So

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<v Speaker 2>it would behoove you to vote each morning on the

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<v Speaker 2>JR Facebook page to be eligible.

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<v Speaker 1>This is morning. You're voting on Ted Nugent. There's three

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<v Speaker 1>songs on the j our Facebook page listeners suggested this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and you tell us which one to play at nine

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<v Speaker 1>and we will do just that. Your choice is are Stranglehold,

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<v Speaker 1>Cat Scratch Fever or Free for All?

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<v Speaker 2>Well want the most votes?

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<v Speaker 1>Play back in nine Jay or our Facebook page about

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes you have and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we'll randomly pick one of you two get the

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<v Speaker 2>tso tickets. All right? Talk about pop quiz. The category

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<v Speaker 2>is states and Capitals.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and you know that my geography is really not

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<v Speaker 1>that capital of Vermont's. See I would know that right

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<v Speaker 1>off the top of my head until you ask it.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>It starts with an M mount Mount pierism Mount Peelier. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>very good. That's where we begin in idiotology this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's a heavy question, forming pat, considering I

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<v Speaker 1>was just on the phone with it for the last

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<v Speaker 1>ten fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>How could you be on the phone with it or it? Bob?

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<v Speaker 2>It was above my pay grade? Oh, it's a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been locked out on my it's been having a

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<v Speaker 2>computer crisis since Friday. Yeah, at the weekend got here,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll deal with it on Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put that one on. Well, I do today when

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<v Speaker 1>I can do monday. So what's going on in Mount Peelier.

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<v Speaker 2>A teacher there named Kathleen Wheelocke is allegedly in a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of trouble after allegedly well drawing on a

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<v Speaker 2>student's throat. Why had she draw in his throat because

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<v Speaker 2>he drew on her whiteboard with permanent marker? Okay, on

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<v Speaker 2>purpose apparently, ma'am. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's a kind of a dick move of the

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<v Speaker 1>kid too wrong, Still make it right? Didn't you ever

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<v Speaker 1>learn that? I'm I'm trying to envision just how this

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<v Speaker 1>student allowed the teacher to draw on his throat. He's

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<v Speaker 1>probably said come over here right now, and then goes

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<v Speaker 1>raise your head up and just wrote on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was picturing, you know, like something restraining him

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<v Speaker 2>in some way, shape or form, that there's an additional

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<v Speaker 2>layer here?

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<v Speaker 1>Did she did they say what she wrote?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Cut here. I'm a dicky right, it's gotta be.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, first off, God bless you. If you're a teacher,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you. I just uh, more power to you and

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<v Speaker 2>more courage and more patience and all of the above,

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<v Speaker 2>because I sometimes don't know how you put up with

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<v Speaker 2>some of this crap that goes on nowadays. I seriously

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<v Speaker 2>don't men, women, them, everybody teaching, Thank you for what

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<v Speaker 2>you do. We say it all the time. Wow, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I could never.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember I was going to be a guidance counselor

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<v Speaker 1>because I figured it was like pretty much while I

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<v Speaker 1>was in college.

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<v Speaker 2>I had just started college, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I think I'd be a good guidance counselor.

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<v Speaker 1>And I sat in on some big groups that were

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<v Speaker 1>sitting with the guidance counselor. And the reason why is

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought I'm young like they are, right, I

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<v Speaker 1>was only like, let's say, nineteen years old or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, I said, they'll all relate to me. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I can smoke with them. I could not weed.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a little bonus story I wanted to throw

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<v Speaker 2>in here. Did you know they gave out some no

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<v Speaker 2>Bell prizes over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that they were like the Grammys or something

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<v Speaker 1>like was one of those awards.

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<v Speaker 2>This is different, this is Nobel or big. Yeah. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of researchers got a Nobel Prize for their

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<v Speaker 2>research into uh butt breathing.

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<v Speaker 3>The Ignobel Physiology Prize is awarded to Rio Okabe, you

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Yokayama, and Taka Nori. To KB for discovering that

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<v Speaker 3>many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus.

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<v Speaker 2>First and foremost, thank you so much for believing the

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<v Speaker 2>potential of anus for breathing potential. Those jokesters to this

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<v Speaker 2>in a joke. No, it's not a joke. Nobel Prize.

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<v Speaker 1>People could breathe out of there, or animals can breathe

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<v Speaker 1>out of their butts. I mean, I know you're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>right away a fart, because that's what I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>that's kind of briefing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's thinking, is why didn't I win a Nobel Prize?

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<v Speaker 2>I know an awful lot about But.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're saying, breathing out of their butts being a

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<v Speaker 1>fort everybody knew that we don't all get Nobel Peace Prizes,

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<v Speaker 1>not what they're saying, like, who was that one famous

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<v Speaker 1>one that I always remember?

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<v Speaker 2>I got on Nelson? Man Nelson, He did a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of good stuff. So listen to this deal this uh

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<v Speaker 2>out in Oregon, Bend, no Portland. You've got Blockbuster on

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<v Speaker 2>your mind? Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>A jet skier, I forgot to look for my Blockbuster

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<v Speaker 1>card to see if we could send me out there

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<v Speaker 1>to try to use it, the one that I had unlimited.

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<v Speaker 2>Unlimited Reynolds for life. He wants to try it at

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<v Speaker 2>the remaining Blockbuster. I'll find it. Uh uh On a

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<v Speaker 2>jet ski spotted someone in the water struggling well off

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<v Speaker 2>shore in the Columbia River. Brought them back to shore

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<v Speaker 2>and they called you know, rescue personnel to check him

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<v Speaker 2>out and make sure they're.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably freezing up in Oregon.

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<v Speaker 2>Goes guy. I guess I'm good and got back up

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<v Speaker 2>and swam back out A few hundred yards.

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<v Speaker 1>Says they rescued somebody who was just swimming.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the guy's just awful little because he was

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<v Speaker 2>like suffering from borderline hypothermia. And he goes, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>He swims back out several hundred yards off shore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the hypothermia, and part of that is it makes

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<v Speaker 1>your brain dead. Right, So so did.

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<v Speaker 2>They go out and rescue him? Yes? Again, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he's from here. It's the mandatory observation period on this

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<v Speaker 2>one seventy again, Yes, where you can warm up. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>assuming finally there's this for uh, you know, all.

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<v Speaker 1>That snow probably just melted from all the slopes and

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<v Speaker 1>so the water is ice cold from that. Probably Not

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<v Speaker 1>to mention we're going into fall now, I thought you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say, not to mention all the glaciers that we killed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna get to this for the cat people

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<v Speaker 1>in the listening audience. All right, cat people, Japan's cat

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<v Speaker 1>testical calendar has arrived.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet your cat's breathe out there, butts, this is uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we've all seen the different cat pictures and whatnot,

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<v Speaker 2>but do you own and have much less on your wall?

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<v Speaker 2>The cat Testical calendar. It's all pine quarters of cats and.

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<v Speaker 1>The cat jenitals hanging out junk.

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<v Speaker 2>Now see now if you hung that up at work,

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<v Speaker 2>is there going to be issues? That's what I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to know. No, I just say, oh, it's cats. But

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<v Speaker 2>if they happened to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Make an issue of it if you wanted to, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, you make an issue of anything. Now, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>twelve months of cat balls. Pat Lynch just handed me

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<v Speaker 1>this cat showing his balls, and I have a I

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<v Speaker 1>have a question asked, how are you allowed to do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll go to HR over that, because how are

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<v Speaker 2>you able to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>But when I showed you Delta Dave's dogs balls in

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<v Speaker 1>a in a jar, you were disgusted and go.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Balls in the jar that you

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<v Speaker 2>showed me are no longer attached to the dog, which

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<v Speaker 2>kind of just I didn't have a need to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>He wasn't lying, they were nor a desire. They were

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<v Speaker 2>right on his mantle.

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<v Speaker 1>Next to picture of a deceased father, you know, like

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<v Speaker 1>where the ashes are is the ashes and dog balls.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be a good hopping off point right right

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<v Speaker 2>about Nassas Fellows on j R. R. Orlando's rock station

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<v Speaker 2>mm HM.