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Thanks for telling a friend. That is how we spread
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Speaker 4: Miss you guys? I mean I guess I missed.
Speaker 2: You, man, Stop somebody. Uh yeah, I was. I was
out and the guy was like talking to me about
the podcast, and he goes, you know, Laura's she's something, man, She's.
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in Mexico did you go?
Speaker 4: We went to Tuloom So. Yeah, it's like forty five
minutes south of Cancun.
Speaker 3: Nice. It's like the Buffalo of Mexico. Is that what
it is?
Speaker 4: It's define to Rochester. No, it was where we went
was quieter. It wasn't like the crazy.
Speaker 3: That's what I would look at the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I was looking at can I get out
of town for a minute and do I want to
go to an adult only.
Speaker 4: I mean the one that we went to. It was
like five different resorts, yeah, all in one. There was
two that were family friendly, two that were like luxury
a little nicer, and then one adults only.
Speaker 2: One.
Speaker 4: We stayed at the luxury one that was right on
the beach.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing that are you going alone?
Speaker 2: Just you?
Speaker 5: And you're right.
Speaker 3: A special friends take. I was honestly going alone.
Speaker 2: I was looking because none of the breaks line up,
and I was looking do I go? Because you know
the Mac of all Trade Studios and Mac and then
his wife Kelsey go to uh Key West often. So
I was looking down there and like where could I go?
And they have a place called the h two oh,
and it's all it's adult only. And then I go, say,
if you go to Mexico, they might reverse ice you
for drinking too much. Then I go a single guy
at the day, I go, that's a swigger.
Speaker 3: I go, that's a swigger. They wait to happen right there.
Speaker 5: Just put you pineapple up.
Speaker 4: Did you ever do a cruise like a solo cruise?
Speaker 2: Man, I've never done one, and I don't know why
they don't appeal to me any and everybody who's done them,
has said they love them, right, So who am I
to say?
Speaker 3: But I've never done one?
Speaker 2: And then a weekend, weekend gig on a cruise, no quick,
no thank you, no thank you? You were making fun of
me in the lasts well they brought it out of.
Speaker 3: That is not the worst joke ever. That's a good
goddamn joke. I gotta tell.
Speaker 2: You you should go away, though, even if I just
I need like I was just looking honestly, Laura, I
think I could do four days. I mean, you know,
I got a kid living with me, and I've got
different things, so there's probably some way I could do it.
Speaker 3: But I also don't want to. Can I come?
Speaker 4: I had told Joe I when we started planning this,
I wanted to do four days. I was like, four
days is my max? At like all inclusive, I get bored. Yeah,
we ended up being gone for seven because of the
fucking snows.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. And was it okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean we had we ended up planning it
for five days, and then when the storm we were
supposed to leave the Monday, that the storm that hit
on the Sunday all the way through Monday. We ended
up leaving early didn't know if we were going to
get out, so I didn't call our all inclusive to
add another day until we were about to board the
plane in Detroit to go all the way down to
Kancoon because then we left on Sunday and then we
got stuck on the way home in Atlanta and that
was miserable because all the flights were canceled the following
weekend coming home Jesus. So yeah, we stayed in Atlanta.
It was nineteen degrees snowing. We had no like jackets
or anything, and the hotels were all booked up, so
we had a disgusting hotel room. It was Yeah, we
were ready to come home. I think we were ready
to We're on each other's serves.
Speaker 3: Just wow, all right, that's point.
Speaker 4: At first I was like, ooh, you know, I've never
spent a night in Atlanta with a man, And then
choking around, I was like, whatever, we'll check out off
a news state. And then by the end of the
night we're like, I just want to get some fucking sleep,
Like this is disgusting. Time to get home.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: We probably should have gone to a sex club instead
of staying at the hotel.
Speaker 2: Here's the funny thing, because as I've been thinking about
this a lot, because it's almost like your identity on
the podcast a little bit, all that stuff you talk about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, it's it's me. This is me all
the time.
Speaker 3: Though I know, I know.
Speaker 4: Like my friends aren't constantly like it's they're used to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I'm not saying it's bad. That's sometimes I'm saying.
But here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I was because Kevin is a Patriots fan and we're
coming off Super Bowl sixty. I'm not the most exciting
super Bowl, I don't think in terms of just the
game itself, and yet so hard to play. I felt,
I actually felt for Drake May. You're twenty three years
old and you're playing on the biggest stage of your
life and they are coming for your head.
Speaker 3: It wasn't this time, he didn't get.
Speaker 2: And by the way, yes, that guy did. I mean,
what the Patriots have done this season, who wouldn't take
that right? And what does it say about the future?
And I think you only get better with reps. But
the funny thing is, like he said to me, and
I'm going to use teams loosely because I mean it
for a lot of different things.
Speaker 3: I just don't don't mean like the NFL or any
sports team.
Speaker 2: But you said that somebody was getting under your skin,
and it is a weird thing. Why do we take
criticism and I'm gonna say team, and you're gonna take
it as what I like the Patriots, and that's not
that's not exactly what I mean.
Speaker 3: Why do we.
Speaker 2: Take criticism for everything? If it's our political if it's
our sports team, if it's you know, I'll call it political.
I guess you say tribes more than anything, relationship arguments.
If you criticize what I love, you're criticizing me, and
it's really become like a I think it's an overriding
problem in society.
Speaker 5: I think a lot of it is just people that
are miserable that, yeah, their team or their person or
their wife or husband did something or is enjoying something
and and got something that they didn't get and they
want to be They want you to be shitty and
miserable about it too.
Speaker 3: Well, it's true because I go most of us aren't.
Speaker 2: We're not we're not arguing necessarily facts on things, right,
or it feels like you're almost protecting your identity.
Speaker 4: I say, that's exactly I was gonna say. They make
it their identity. I think it's when you're missing something
in your life, you just hold on to the identity
of being that fan or involved in that group or whatever.
Speaker 2: I know, Kevin's a Patriots fan. I don't identify you
as that. I don't I don't know. I identify you
as like a friend and a father, and you know
all these other things that isn't your identity.
Speaker 5: But there was other effort but ahead whole.
Speaker 3: But there are other people that you just see it.
Speaker 2: And with sports kind of it's sort of laughable, right
because there's no real consequence in our life. But look
at the fucking world today. I go, oh my god,
you're criticizing me. I you're you're destroying my identity. And
I go, what are you arguing for?
Speaker 5: To protect what? Because they're miserable. They want they want
to bring you down. You're happy, and they want to
they don't want you to be happy.
Speaker 4: The whole keyboard warrior thing, Yeah, I mean, it's just
people writing behind their computer screens or their phones, just
antagonizing other people.
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Speaker 4: When we first divorce, I very much was like, I
want us to still do family things occasionally. Yeah, like
still do stuff the four of us, and probably a
year into it, he like flipped out on me randomly
and was like we're not doing anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so he was hurt bad, is what it
sounds like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like by that point he had already been
with his girlfriend for maybe you're.
Speaker 2: And it was just like you, well, yeah, that's a
great point.
Speaker 3: Think of that now.
Speaker 4: No, I know when I first met her. When I
met her, I had told Ethan that I wanted, like
to go out with Christine, just the two of us,
just to sort of explain because I want.
Speaker 3: To no chance you would allow it.
Speaker 4: Not mean for a drink like I don't do.
Speaker 5: I want a new relationship where she doesn't know all
my bullshit and give her.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm thinking. I don't think that's what it
was to talk about. I think it was to talk
about your kids.
Speaker 4: It was to talk about the kids, specifically my little bush.
Speaker 3: I don't think so I really know, please, I mean, my.
Speaker 4: Little one has is I've talked about like behavioral issues
and ADHD, and like you, I sort of wanted to
talk to her about like, hey, he may like it
be sensory and want to be touching you like or
he may just be very very shy and like you
gotta just why can't because no, no, because.
Speaker 3: He doesn't pay attention to that ship. Because the mom's
got all that, they know it all.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, at least, at least in my world,
you you may be a little more tuned in honestly
as a husband than most people with your kids.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you are with your wife, but
I just hope.
Speaker 4: It's funny because even when I started dating Joe and
I'm explaining Cam to Joe, I'm like, look, Cam is
a little different, like he has some diagnosi. He is,
He's on medication and everything. Joe, it took him a
little bit to understand how Cam functioned.
Speaker 3: Take Joe out.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 3: We didn't let Ethan take Joe out.
Speaker 4: I asked Ethan and I go before the kids meet
Joe because I wanted to meet Christine before the kids
met her. She it happened, and then she told Ethan,
why is Laura trying to be my friend. I'm like,
I'm not trying to be your friend. I'm trying to
trust you around my kids, especially Camden, who is very attached.
This is the something that I've never isn't like good
with his dad.
Speaker 3: I've never heard this talked about. Yeah, I never have.
Speaker 2: And when you think about it, like they talk about
like the maternal mother child connection. Right, you were inside
the body, it lay on the chest as soon as
you're born, you hear the heartbeat. There's a connection. There's
almost an unspoken language. You know, you're like a couple
of whales swimming in the ocean. Maybe that was a
bad analogy, but you know what I'm saying, Like, right,
and you have your own language and you have your
own way. And now to realize that what the relationship
you were in, right, you okay? And but that means
somebody else could be stepping into a role, not your role,
I would hope, not but trying, but in a role
where they be around your kids.
Speaker 3: And think about that.
Speaker 2: I mean, you do it with babysitters, and you do
it with strangers, and you do it with neighbors, and
you do it with everybody in your life. And now
all of a sudden, we're supposed to sort of go,
I trust his judgment, did you why aren't you still together?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then I mean she wouldn't stop fucking naggating.
Speaker 4: But like our kids were so different, like Lucas was
just that easy, typical kid like Cam had issues. He's
had issues of her since he was young. And when
Ethan and I split, he had a very hard time
with therapy days. If he had been coming from me,
like his therapist had text up would text me and
be like, Cam doesn't want to cooperate today, he's shutting down.
He just says he misses you. Like him and I
were always really really connected. You know, I only works
part time, and I was the one taking him to
all his therapy appointments and doing all these things with him.
So him and I just have this connection. And I
was trying to make sure that Christine understood that moving
around this kid. Oh he is a mama's boy. He
still is, I mean behind her skis back. I mean,
and maybe we would say that to his face, like
a little bit. Yeah, well I want to call him
a little bit, but I'd be like, Kim, you're I
still call him my koala. Yeah, he's eight and a
half and he still likes to be right next to me,
you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still he does leave, he does go to
to your his dad's house, right, yeah, and he does
do those things he's.
Speaker 3: Been in therapy like mom did.
Speaker 4: He's been in therapy for three years, and a lot
of times he still talks about like his relationship with
his dad to his therapist, Like Kase, she'll sort of
be like, this is what he expressed today, you know so,
But No, when I asked Ethan, I was like, I'm
dating someone. Do you want to meet him before the kids?
Speaker 3: Would?
Speaker 2: I think that's like, again, I am beyond this. I
don't know the emotional state of all that stuff because
it's hard, and it would be uncomfortable and you would
get pissed off and feel awkward.
Speaker 3: And why am I doing this?
Speaker 2: But when you stop, if you don't keep the kids
in focus, it is the ramifications of that are really
hard to deal with. And not just the ramifications but
also the guilt that will come with it.
Speaker 3: It really does.
Speaker 2: And so when I hear you say these things, and
I know that people's fincters get tight, you know, if
you're a guy and you're listening to this, and like Kevin,
his reaction is not abnormal at all. Right, And I
don't know why. I kind of felt like it wasn't
about Ethan and it was about the kids.
Speaker 3: Kevin.
Speaker 2: Maybe right, there may be some spillage over, but probably not.
You don't want to hear about what they do.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be interested at all. Maybe you, but he
really likes it when you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's something I feel like has never talked about.
Maybe I'm wrong, I just have never seen it. But
I'm not seeking it out either. But it is an
interesting thing because it's really hard, and I've got to
think it's probably harder for women than it is for
guys because we don't have that maternal instinct.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: My big thing always was with my kids, you know, bullying,
and bullying became a big thing was and rightfully so,
I suppose. I mean, probably one of my recent things
that kind of hit me in the face a little
bit was a podcast we did with Kevin Son and
Kevin's buddy, and I talked about all the shit I
did in locker rooms and they looked at me like
I had four fucking heads, and they go, we just
don't do that stuff. It doesn't even come up. It's
like they have a respect for each other, which you
should have. Yeah, so this anti bullying stuff that we
always talked about that kids went home and some kids
were committing suicide, especially because you know, if you got bullied.
Back when I was growing up in the olden days,
I went home, I shut my door and ended right
and ended. Now it's I go home and I turn
on my computer and it's still there. Yeah, and now
it's even worse because they're taking pictures of me and
making shit or my phone or whatever. So I remember
like one of my boys getting taped by somebody. Some
kid asked him, Hey, what girl do you like and
taped them saying it, and then put it out on Snapchat.
And I think my reaction was like, who fucking cares?
You know, like who fucking cares? Privately to my wife
at the time, and she made a big deal about
it to me, and it felt like a bit of
an overreaction. But then maybe I'm not tuned into the
kid because the kid feels like but you know what's
gonna you. Being older, you know that if that girl
finds out somebody likes them, she may not outwardly say
she likes you because she's young too and.
Speaker 3: Doesn't know how to handle this.
Speaker 2: But believe me, it's nice to know that somebody else
finds you attractive. And I always thought the bullying thing
was like, so you get if we get pushed on
the playground, you skin your knee, learn, you learn, you'll
learn to kind of protect yourself, find your own people,
all that stuff.
Speaker 3: But everybody's much.
Speaker 2: Nicer now than I was a kid. I tell you that,
at least it seems that way.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just want to know how the.
Speaker 5: Set at dinner was at the fifteen year old to
the table because that's the bully right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he picks on those guys bad. He goes at them.
Oh really, Jordan, Really, this is what you're gonna do,
is uh? Hey, listen listen to Jordan. I mean, he
knows everything.
Speaker 4: It's like, did they used to beat up Jamison? No,
they didn't, And that's what we consider.
Speaker 2: Jamison used to sit in his high chair and he
had a sippy cup and he would launch it and
he could hit them in the back of the head
from across the room. And I swear he knew what
he was doing. And I mean you would hear all
of a sudden, d oh, come on, Jamison, you know.
And Jamison was always like from the jump he was
a kid that I'll give you one. I used to
I would lose sometimes lose it. Can you imagine? And
I would go, god damn it Jamison, and he would
spill like something or something.
Speaker 3: I'd be god damn it Jamison.
Speaker 2: He on slicks at me and goes, goddamn it Jamison,
and he starts a whole song and dance with goddamn
it Jamison. And he might have been four three or
four three.
Speaker 3: Or four years old. I go, this kid, I'm fucked.
There's nothing it was. It was like the shit I
thought and never did, and he did it. He just didn't.
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Speaker 3: It wasn't to me.
Speaker 4: I hate it. Why I've always hated it?
Speaker 3: Dot Come because I am? And what ruined you?
Speaker 4: My mom got her official divorce papers from my dad
at Valentine's Day. You go, I don't think I even
knew that until later on. But I just I just
doll hurt you. No, I don't like that, Like you
have to be reminded to express.
Speaker 3: Love, like I agree, and then.
Speaker 4: Like the price of everything goes up and it's just
like all that, here's jazz.
Speaker 5: These bras will sit there and tell you, I fucking
hate Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: I fucking hate it comes through it not that what
the fuck?
Speaker 4: Oh No, I don't get anything I do.
Speaker 3: I do not get high hard one over. It's going
in fast, that's not just once a year. No, But
I'm one with you. I I can understand that.
Speaker 2: I always thought the dumbest thing ever to me, and
it was I don't know why.
Speaker 3: It was the guys who tried to go.
Speaker 2: Well a month later it's uh staking a beak, Yeah,
And I always, for whatever reason, I fucking hated that
more than I hated Valentine's.
Speaker 3: I mean, and the only reason I hated.
Speaker 2: Is like I like both those things a lot.
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, I don't know, I just felt dumb.
Speaker 2: It just felt craspa stupid neanderthalish to me.
Speaker 3: It just did.
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Speaker 2: The weird thing is with Valentine's Day, though my mom
made it like a big deal, you know. So I remember,
like one year my dad had This is how weird
my parents were. My dad had made xerox copies of
Work of Hearts and he stuck them inside every cabinet.
They must have stayed there until July, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3: They never like not clear that ship up. So I
was just fucking.
Speaker 2: But she makes a big deal out of Valentine's Day.
And that's why part of the reason I'm still going
to see her this weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because she.
Speaker 2: Said to me, well, you know, it's Valentine's Day. I
thought I was going to take my son to Maine,
and I realized the fisher schedule didn't line up with
his and for him to you know, ski and snowboard,
and I said, you're halfway, so I'll stop.
Speaker 3: At you and then we'll go up.
Speaker 2: And then I said to her, listen, I can't I
got them in where I'm going to do something here.
Are you still going to come that weekend? And I said, oh, yeah,
I think we will we'll come down, and she goes, well,
I need some help. I sup, and it's Valentine's Day
weekend and I just don't want to be alone. And
I'm like, I never got my mom anything in which
you would get very, very offended. And I probably was
a teenager, and I go, it's fucking creepy for me
to get my mother anything for Valentine's Day. But I
come from like such a misogynistic thinking family. And I'll
say that in that there were gender roles and this
is what you did and this is what she did.
I don't know that it's like that these days. And
there are members of my family go, he realized it's
pretty misogynistic. I didn't at the time. But my grandmother
would send Valentine's Day gifts to all the boys in
the family. My grandfather would send them to all the girls,
very specific. And I still find it creepy because I
always thought I was like Valdez's my cupid fallen in
love fucking each other. I go, I don't want to
and my mom, ugh, well, now that I'm old and
my mom's even older, I'm like I said to her.
Speaker 3: She goes, you know, if it's too much. I understand.
Speaker 5: I go, I'm coming down, so you photo copy hearts
and put them in their cabinet. No, I'm go photo
copy hearts a bunch of heart and then put it
in there like that.
Speaker 2: But you know what my brother did. One year, my
brother and his buddies were he went to a wedding
because he studied over in Europe and became great friends
with some guys, and one guy was getting married in Italy.
So they went over and they went to a vineyard
winery and they were doing wine tastings and stuff, and
then they decided, no Asians, no pairs. They decided that
this would be a great place to strip down and pose.
So all the guys are like half their naked, their
letely naked, not showing they have like a grape leaf
over or this, or they're doing things like this with
their finger on their butt. They made a fucking calendar
out of it, and my brother gave it to my grandmother,
who fucking loved it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's her grandson and his buddies all naked.
Speaker 3: That is twelve twelve different poses. In's some watery in Italy.
Speaker 4: That is that's I do think that's funny.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean that was great. But that's what
that's my brother, that's you know, the creative marine.
Speaker 4: My step brother, well, not my stepbrother, my brother in law.
One time was at my dad's house and found my
dad's third wife's lingerie who put it on and posed
all around in her lingerie and then they printed them
out and framed them and gifted them to my dad
and his wife. Oh at Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that is.
Speaker 4: They are still framed photos with my brother like fifteen
years ago. Launder, Hang on a.
Speaker 2: Second, because this is this is this is strange. What
was their reaction to him?
Speaker 3: Because I'm not.
Speaker 4: Sure they thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Well, I would have, like, you want to know something,
I would have held back my reaction until I saw hers. Yeah,
I would have like, will smith this? Like I laughed prematurely.
Here I come to slap you across the face. Because
if she.
Speaker 3: Didn't find it funny, then I can't.
Speaker 2: Be fucking well do I I could have probably gone
lighten up, lighten up.
Speaker 4: No, he like sprawled on the back.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that is so funny. But here's the thing.
Must she she must have never put that lauderie back
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Or Bill. Moran Bill moran has like.
Speaker 4: None who are bullshitting your, fans your fan.
Speaker 3: Club, yeah what's the. WOMAN i don't THINK i know it.
Speaker 4: Can smooth talk women and you, know be, like maybe
it's going to be different with. You tell, you BUT
i probably did this ship to.
Speaker 2: Men, okay But i've never, ever ever ever said to a,
woman it's going to be different with.
Speaker 3: You i've never said.
Speaker 4: That, yeah but people throw themselves at you because you
are A rochester, celebrity But i'm.
Speaker 3: Not that's the thing WHERE i, was But i'm not.
Speaker 4: Anymore, well that's why you don't have as many women
THROWING i, know single, digits that's why you for two.
Dozens but the thing is.
Speaker 2: Like the thing THAT i, find because you can borrow.
THEM i would say that they were, real, right they
were the silk once she said, No i'm kidding.
Speaker 4: Him oh, no, no one NIGHT i brought them over
To jamie AND i let all the girls.
Speaker 3: Take some, home brought them to the. Show did you
definitely did.
Speaker 4: Was fingering the?
Speaker 3: Roses, yes oh my. God she was to help it open.
Speaker 4: Up all you got to do is finger it and.
Speaker 5: That, right that's like A muppet. Show, Hey i'm just being.
Speaker 3: Honest no, offense no offense taken.
Speaker 4: Care we were talking about. That you brought that up
like two segments.
Speaker 2: Ago i'm just saying that when people are very, honest,
right and you're very, Honest but what you were talking
about in the in the circumstances that you were, saying
like you're trying to be honest about your kids and,
THINGS i don't think that's very. Offensive BUT i do
think people are so they don't want to be told
how to do. Things they take offense to that they get.
Uncomfortable and then there are people who just want to
like tell you what an asshole they really think you,
are and they'll do that under the guise Of i'm just.
Speaker 3: Honest, Listen i'm just calling it.
Speaker 2: The WAY i see, It AND i, go that's the
fucking adult version of no. Offense but, uh you, know
when you whatever and it, comes it's. Loaded it's fucking.
Loaded AND i was, THINKING i, Go laura is extremely
honest in many, situations but you have a kind way
of putting.
Speaker 3: IT i really think you.
Speaker 2: Do but THERE i got to, think at some point
you've offended somebody with your. Honesty can you give us
an example of what?
Speaker 3: Backfired Oh, god it was. Sweet that was the hot
dog canon or.
Speaker 4: Was unfortunately that person doesn't want. Honesty, no the wife
doesn't want. Honesty, no, no she definitely doesn't. EITHER i
Think i'm brutally, honest AND i guess the best examples
are with. Clients AND i sit. THERE i have made
clients cry BECAUSE i tell them the hard things that
they need to.
Speaker 2: Hear, Okay, so but that's a business thing where you're
trying to help someone actually live a better.
Speaker 3: Life.
Speaker 4: Okay so WHEN i told my ex HUSBAND i wasn't
in love with him, Anymore i'll go.
Speaker 3: Back to the.
Speaker 4: Top oh it's not that. Band THEN.
Speaker 3: I, said what's the point nineteen ninety? EIGHT i have
no idea the?
Speaker 4: BAND i wrote nineteen ninety. Three, Okay and for some,
REASON i just wrote the word.
Speaker 5: For You it is got you first season WHERE I
want you The flies from nineteen ninety.
Speaker 2: Eight, yeah, AGAIN i were just sure we.
Speaker 4: Go i'm going to be proud of.
Speaker 3: Myself SO i get ten for, that, right you do
get ten for? That, okay all, right come, On.
Speaker 4: Laura nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: ONE i wrote nineteen ninety. SEVEN i don't know the
artis's THE? Recordol IT'S aol.
Speaker 4: Tool it's.
Speaker 5: Tool skis them my tool from two thousand and, one.
Speaker 4: Two thousand and, ONE i was off by a.
Speaker 3: Decade, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah what do you, Got?
Speaker 4: LAURA i Wrote Green day nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Six it's not Green. DAY i don't think it is Green.
DAY i didn't write is that nineteen ninety six?
Speaker 5: EITHER i wrote nineteen ninety, nine and.
Speaker 3: That is a very distinct. Sound, YEAH i, Know, WELL
i can't go guys.
Speaker 5: A very famous scientist as oh yeah he, Is oh,
god the.
Speaker 3: Offspring it is the Off, yes but that's only because
you gave that, Clue So i'm not going to take.
Speaker 5: Points it's ALL i wanted the offspring nineteen ninety, seventies shit.
Speaker 3: Ninety by one, day the? Offspring that was what's his?
NAME i think it's he is an Ex, yeah it is.
Dextra he's got a bio medical. Day this feeling.
Speaker 4: Hunt on a.
Speaker 3: Feeling, Yes i've done a. FEELING i didn't got it eighty.
FIVE i wrote nineteen seventy Six it's a blue.
Speaker 5: Swede hooked at a feeling from nineteen seventy, six seventy.
Speaker 4: FOUR i have five, points.
Speaker 2: Oh living, color cult of personality nineteen.
Speaker 3: Eighty. EIGHT i think it was eighty. Eight it's either
eighty eight or eighty.
Speaker 2: Nine i'm going to go with eighty eight because they
tore at eighty, nine So i'm saying eighty.
Speaker 3: Eight they opened for The, Stones yes they. DID i
was Their Schase.
Speaker 5: Stadium it is cult Of personality From Living. Color, yeah
nineteen eighty. Eight, FUCK i got damn. IT i would
have swept.
Speaker 3: THAT i said eighty. Eight didn't KNOW i said EIGHTY
i wrote down eighty. NINE i said eighty. Eight oh,
wait OH i wrote eighty. NINE i just said eighty. Eight,
OH i wrote eighty. NINE i wrote eighty. NINE i
did say eighty.
Speaker 4: Eight, yeah some of the b BILL i have five.
Speaker 2: Points so at FIRST i said this Is David, bowie
AND i said that's not. Right let the word out
two thousand and.
Speaker 3: Six BUT i don't, know do you have anything over?
Speaker 4: THERE i Wrote matchbox. Twenty it sort of sounded like
we're Obb thomas, okay nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3: Five, YEAH i don't think it's.
Speaker 5: Right it's better now From Collective soul two thousand and.
Speaker 4: Six you REALLY i got two thousand and.
Speaker 3: Six THOUGH i did get two thousand and, Six The
son of A. Bitch. OH i would Write bowie in,
that BUT i Crossed bowie, out SO i got. Ten,
Man i'm.
Speaker 2: Crushing this game al Siagual. Center i'm, saying it's either
my time or. CLOSER i don't Remember Three Doors down two, thousand.
Speaker 3: Two thousand and, four.
Speaker 4: BUT i didn't know anything. TODAY i wrote Fun jovi
nineteen ninety, Two Did You wear a? SONG i, Wrote
it's my life even though it's, not it's my. Life it,
is it's my?
Speaker 5: Life is it From bubis two thousand and?
Speaker 3: Five no Biss? OH i had two thousand and. Four, Oh,
GOAD i.
Speaker 2: Remember bringing bo Biss is From.
Speaker 3: America he was the dodgery. Here, yeah all.
Speaker 2: Right SO i wrote three names down for the next
one as, well BECAUSE i figured he was going to
do a Three Doors down song AND i didn't.
Speaker 3: Know now this was written like two weeks. AGO i
just have them been. Around.
Speaker 2: Uh FIRST i got The jayhawks Or i'm, like, no
it's not The, jayhawks NOSE i, WROTE i don't. KNOW
i THINK i wrote two thousand and. One ACTUALLY i
wrote two hundred, one But i'm gonna say two thousand and.
Speaker 4: One SO i wrote two, THOUSAND i Had. Evanescent, oh
Bring me To.
Speaker 5: Life, nope that's a different.
Speaker 4: Song, fuck just Wrote Spider.
Speaker 3: Man it's not a bad.
Speaker 5: Guess it's WHAT i done From Lincoln park two thousand,
seven That formers.
Speaker 3: Soundtrack, NOW i got thirty, five.
Speaker 4: SO i soon had to get way more THAN i
got thirty.
Speaker 3: Five two you combined are STILL.
Speaker 4: I?
Speaker 3: GOT i got thirty. Five, yeah and this is kind
of like the Super.
Speaker 4: Bowl you got, Routed, YEAH i got.
Speaker 2: Rammed, whoa that's? Nice, yes uh, Yeah Lincoln. Park my
sons used to really Like Lincoln park. BANDS i didn't
really pay attention. TO i like that, song you, know
The John mayer like The.
Speaker 3: Screams, YEAH i was really.
Speaker 4: There's that band around here that does a lot of
covers like, this And joe loves. Them BUT i can't con.
Speaker 2: ARTIST i don't.
Speaker 4: Know it's a lot of scream out that you're.
Speaker 3: Thinking, nope when won't we see you?
Speaker 4: AGAIN i can come in two weeks On mark's? Birthday you, Can, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh can we make it?
Speaker 4: Happen i'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Try can we make it?
Speaker 4: Happen i'm gonna? Try oh my. God two weeks ago
is WHEN i was In. MEXICO i still have you
on my calendar for every Other Monday i'm.
Speaker 3: Free it's JUST i get, it you, KNOW i have
to explain anything to. ME i got, god get. It
bring me back to. Life oh, yeah sounds a lot
Like Lincoln.
Speaker 4: Park all, Right, OKAY i didn't listen to that. Music
LIKE i, Said i'm not in a.
Speaker 3: Scream oh, yeah thank, You. Kevin.
Speaker 4: Fucker kevin just WANTS i expect a dozen roses From. Kevin,
oh you know, What that's ALL i? Want, actually ALL i.
Speaker 2: Want what would be a gift for any man, LISTENING
i mean, ans, no that would kind of, wow somebody,
like oh, damn these isn't.
Speaker 3: Like over the, top just. THOUGHTFUL i don't know what
that would be.
Speaker 4: Reading a nice note in a. CARD i feel like
if you fuck, UP i feel like if you write
something with. Feeling, yeah and you don't have to get
like the dozen. Chocolates but if like your girlfriend or
whatever has a favorite, candy say she really Likes oreo
cookies or.
Speaker 3: Or whatever double stuff or extra, stuff.
Speaker 5: You gotta think pitch home double Stuffed oreos a dozen of.
Speaker 2: Them, YEAH i could hear you like something that's a
little more.
Speaker 3: Thoughtful, yeah, personal.
Speaker 4: Not like the Typical valentine's. Guests, right The Russell stover's
chocolates in a, heart that's.
Speaker 2: You still love The Ruffle? Stovers so you give, me,
well you just had to figure out the. MAP i
gave you a map in the fucking.
Speaker 3: Things just the D it's all you, need is that's? Right?
Baby that's, right d A danish a? Donut all, right we.
Will we'll close it out For Kevin mure? Whoops wrong one.
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 2: Kevin yours canna Celebrate Valentine's day like every husband that
a hockey rink.
Speaker 3: For laura wants nothing For Valentine's.
Speaker 2: Day laura called one of her, sons a MoMA's boy
who's Spending Valentine's day with her?
Speaker 3: Mom, me who's the? Bitch?
Speaker 5: Now that's, right, Margin I'm Bill, murran and we'll see
bring your, mouth bottle of wine and just play Some John.
Speaker 3: Mayer you the, MOM a couple of bottles of wine
and Some John. Mayor, right where's my? Name?
Speaker 2: Oedipus we'll see you Tomorrow's.
Speaker 3: California, Baby things Of.
Speaker 5: God worth's a landap opportunity for me is just the
perfect