Speaker 1: You know, I'm kind of sad because for me, romance
Speaker 1: is dead. But here we are in Valentine's Day. I
Speaker 1: would like to specifically dedicate today's show to Skin and
Speaker 1: KT's lovers.
Speaker 2: You met him, and I.
Speaker 1: Hope that they are fulfilled in a way today and
Speaker 1: tonight that meets all of their romantic expectations. I hope
Speaker 1: they have a straight up Hallmark you know movie tonight,
Speaker 1: and you guys are sentimental and thoughtful and open doors
Speaker 1: and have you know, rose petals leading to a hot
Speaker 1: tub that's warmed up and ready for action. And I
Speaker 1: hope that I hope that your lovers go to sleep
Speaker 1: tonight in pleasure comas. Ben Kevin confided in me that
Speaker 1: he bought a box of chocolates for X and XX.
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna eat chocolate while he goes on
Speaker 1: a valentine His date with a porn site. He gave
Speaker 1: the chocolates to the porn site as a laird of
Speaker 1: saying thank you for all our times together.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's Shark week anyways. And and I.
Speaker 1: Handed a bouquet of flowers to my right hand. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're all in the same boat. Uh, not necessarily.
Speaker 2: Okay, romance can still happen with going to poundtown. What
Speaker 2: what does that mean? Kind of idiot or you? He says,
Speaker 2: like hang out and enjoy each other's company. You're you
Speaker 2: have a gun to your head right now. Oh honey,
Speaker 2: I love you. For the next couple of minutes. Let's
Speaker 2: watch the show you're into. We're not going to watch that.
Speaker 2: She's actually on my She's on my TV schedule. To night,
Speaker 2: we'll be watching the SNL homecoming concert tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh, live on Live on the cock peacock. Is that
Speaker 1: tonight seven o'clock. That's a great that's a great logo
Speaker 1: for them. Yeah, and then you just see that proud rooster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: standing in that attention.
Speaker 2: Are you guys doing anything special for your lovers? More
Speaker 2: legitimately watching the SNL homecoming concert at seven and otrick
Speaker 2: some wine? You know, probably get some pizza, some dim lights.
Speaker 2: You put a hole in the pizza box? Yeah, I much.
Speaker 2: You go to Andrews, see if they'll they'll put a
Speaker 2: hole in there for me.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll customize it, bro, They'll be like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: put your ranch in here, Well did you guys? So
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna you guys are going to stream
Speaker 1: the concert because it's not on Channel five?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Does new We know about this? I don't. It's
Speaker 2: a good we have not had this conversation. I like this.
Speaker 1: I like this for anyone who has any involvement with
Speaker 1: NBC in any way.
Speaker 2: If that's a.
Speaker 1: Good question that people ask repeatedly, no matter what's happening
Speaker 1: on the peacock at NBC, Paaramount, whatever, just ask.
Speaker 2: Him, does new We know about this? Yes? That's should
Speaker 2: be your go to. So we are.
Speaker 1: There's a new barbecue place in Allen at Waters Creek,
Speaker 1: an article about that in the paper. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: it's been getting lots of love. And so my wife
Speaker 1: was like, it's I I wanted to like go out
Speaker 1: to eat somewhere nice. And my wife has the same
Speaker 1: attitude towards restaurants on Valentine's Day that she does towards
Speaker 1: a place on New Year's Eve. She's like, that's we
Speaker 1: don't want to go that night. They jack up the menu.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't want to do that. So I
Speaker 1: thought we were going to like cook steaks or something
Speaker 1: at the Crib, and then she started talking about this
Speaker 1: barbecue place but Carol's yeah, that's the name of it.
Speaker 1: And so she was like, well, do you want to
Speaker 1: go on Valentine's Day? Because I don't think that's going
Speaker 1: to be like the place for lovers, like you know,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, you don't want to get the meat sweats
Speaker 1: on Valentine Day, And so I want her to get
Speaker 1: the meat sweats.
Speaker 2: Oh, I want her to get that meat sweat, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. And so I've had enough meat
Speaker 2: tonight already, three meet plates.
Speaker 1: Enough, Oh my god, another sausage. And so I was like, hey, okay,
Speaker 1: well why don't we go to this? And she was down.
Speaker 1: And then because we are so romantic, we invited the kids.
Speaker 1: So we have we have two kids. One of the
Speaker 1: kids has a boyfriend that's around at old times, so
Speaker 1: I think they're joining us. And then I think the
Speaker 1: boy my son may or may not be there, depending
Speaker 1: on how cool he is. So it's going to be
Speaker 1: like a double date, I think, with my daughter and
Speaker 1: her boyfriend at a barbecue spot.
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So my daughter wants to go watch her friend play basketball,
Speaker 1: so I think we're gonna go drop her off to
Speaker 1: watch that game and then go to like on the border.
Speaker 1: It's not very romantic, you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 1: just by the way black beans are refriged. Last night,
Speaker 1: so I can't really communicate with my daughter. She has
Speaker 1: no interest in really you know, our interactions with her.
Speaker 1: She's fourteen. Yeah, so our interactions are very short. She's
Speaker 1: very sweet and nice, but it's like one word answers, hey,
Speaker 1: how is your day good?
Speaker 2: And then she's in a room. Yeah, gone. And so
Speaker 2: last night I.
Speaker 1: Had the opportunity to take her and her two friends
Speaker 1: to their basketball practice, and so I had them in
Speaker 1: my car. So I'm like, oh, this is awesome. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna start talking to them. Did you play a lot
Speaker 1: of jelly roll? And I go, I said, I go,
Speaker 1: And keep in mind, I've seen these girls, they playing
Speaker 1: the same team. I've seen them play basketball together maybe
Speaker 1: fifty times. And I go, hey, did you guys know
Speaker 1: that I know a little something about basketball talk? I
Speaker 1: went there, Yeah, I did. We're going there and we're
Speaker 1: going to practice. Go really, I go, yeah, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: I got my start and radio doing the MAVs postgame show,
Speaker 1: so I got to go to like every MAVs game
Speaker 1: and be in the locker room. They're like, what do
Speaker 1: you know Luca? And I was, wait, your daughter didn't
Speaker 1: know this, No, her, she's been quiet. Oh gosh, she's
Speaker 1: been quiet. Yeah, she's like And so I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make her talk basketball at me. So I start
Speaker 1: talking to them about basketball, and they're like, do you
Speaker 1: know Luca And I was like, well, my co host,
Speaker 1: you know, my my partner. He was the first one
Speaker 1: to ever introduce or to interview Luca here in Dallas.
Speaker 1: And they're like, whoa really, And I go, I know
Speaker 1: Dirk and all this day. Dirk yeah, yeah, good, good good.
Speaker 1: And so we were talking and they were like, did
Speaker 1: you ever talk to Lebron? And I go, actually, yes,
Speaker 1: I did. I did talk to Lebron and actually it's
Speaker 1: on video. And they're like, wow, that is so cool.
Speaker 1: And they're like, Grace your dad. You didn't tell us
Speaker 1: about this about your dad and the show and they're go, uh,
Speaker 1: did you has Grace ever met any players? I go,
Speaker 1: she's met some, but do you guys know who Kyrie
Speaker 1: Irving is? And they're like, yeah, of course. And I
Speaker 1: was like, did you know I talked to Kyrie about
Speaker 1: Grace and they're like what, she's not saying anything, and
Speaker 1: so I go, do you you know what I like
Speaker 1: about each of your games?
Speaker 2: Would you like me to tell you? Yeah, I still
Speaker 2: play basketball two times a week. I know basketball.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh my god, yes, please. They're like,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun. We've never talked to an
Speaker 1: adult about that, you know, like, please tell me. And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, ayah, you're a point guard. You
Speaker 1: got good handles, you never freak out, you never seem pressured,
Speaker 1: and you're able to control the ball and get to
Speaker 1: the bucket when you need to.
Speaker 2: You're just very calm. And she was like, oh my god. What.
Speaker 1: And the other one's like, tell me about my game.
Speaker 1: So I start telling her about her game and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: tell Grace about her game. She goes, no, I don't
Speaker 1: need that. I was like, Grace is really good at
Speaker 1: attacking the basket from the right side, and she goes,
Speaker 1: only from the right side.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dude, so I look at you getting
Speaker 1: to spend Valentine's Day with your kids as being bad ass.
Speaker 2: I wish I could do that.
Speaker 1: Well, let me just say so, Maya is nineteen. She'll
Speaker 1: be twenty this summer, and they're really all that cliched
Speaker 1: stuff about the girl comes back around.
Speaker 2: She absolutely does.
Speaker 1: And so I'm trying to think it's so different for
Speaker 1: our older kids because they had the incredibly unique experience
Speaker 1: of the pandemic. Like, go, you know, my daughter's sophomore
Speaker 1: year of high school was pretty much spent remotely right,
Speaker 1: so the normal trajectory or growth path or whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call it was interrupted by the most insane
Speaker 1: thing ever. And then I, you know, we've talked about
Speaker 1: this before. My poor daughter's class, her graduating class, like
Speaker 1: one week I think before their graduation ceremonies, there was
Speaker 1: a mass shooting at a place where they spend all
Speaker 1: their time at those Alan outlet malls. So they had
Speaker 1: a really bizarre high school existence. But I think probably
Speaker 1: around pandemic time, my daughter came back around and rejoined us.
Speaker 2: So what were the ages that she was on satellite.
Speaker 1: She was a little bit early, so her worst her
Speaker 1: worst year for us was when she was twelve. Okay,
Speaker 1: that was the worst year. And that was also kind
Speaker 1: of ironically enough, that's when I, you know, was done
Speaker 1: coaching them in basketball, because you know, then the girls
Speaker 1: go on to junior high and all that, and so
Speaker 1: you know, I've been pretty close to my daughter and
Speaker 1: her friend group because I coach their basketball team, and
Speaker 1: so it's still like a lot of those girls when
Speaker 1: they come back from college, like they'll come over and
Speaker 1: we'll talk, you know, because just whatever that experience was.
Speaker 1: But Maya and my my wife, they were it was
Speaker 1: armageddon every morning. I think I told you. I would
Speaker 1: wake up every morning at six thirty to the sounds
Speaker 1: of them screaming at each other in the next room.
Speaker 1: And then just like after eight months, it just stopped
Speaker 1: and they were besties again. It's so weird with teenage girls.
Speaker 1: They're crazy people. Yeah, so I bet Grace comes back
Speaker 1: around when she starts driving.
Speaker 2: This is okay. I would love that.
Speaker 1: This is because ours we don't have drama, We don't
Speaker 1: have anything. Yeah, it's just like one that's better than
Speaker 1: drama though, dude, Yeah, that's just I think that's just normal.
Speaker 1: I need to get away from these people that are
Speaker 1: oppressing me so I can figure out who I.
Speaker 2: Am exactly right. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: Kevin, So, what were you gonna do you want to
Speaker 1: add anything else about what you're gonna do to your
Speaker 1: lover tonight? No, No, just gonna hang out yep. All right,
Speaker 1: you know it reminds me of the intro I think lovers.
Speaker 1: It's like the double hot tub scene with the Will
Speaker 1: Berrell in SNL.
Speaker 2: All right, you.
Speaker 3: Don't sa.
Speaker 2: Dark time boys. Right now, you're ready, ready, ready, ready,
Speaker 2: ready to do one time with Evan Win.
Speaker 4: I'll show you're going ruin it, except with similar sweet
Speaker 4: pursuing it. Donald out Shaw Shank through the sewer Kid,
Speaker 4: Now what chill in at the Eagle. Yeah, we're doing it.
Speaker 2: Three o'clock on the doc.
Speaker 4: Gotta have it for my house a goo status Howard
Speaker 4: starting to get cratic. Shows that up multiplied like a
Speaker 4: rabbit tune end zone out.
Speaker 2: Break it up beat.
Speaker 3: Then I will want to hang out with my friend
Speaker 3: Rocket on the BADYO, my boys.
Speaker 2: Talking on It's time.
Speaker 3: This is all baby, baby go Kat Christina all the radio.
Speaker 1: Okay, Christina is not here today. G Money Garrett is
Speaker 1: an engineering. Were grateful for that. We're going to alter
Speaker 1: the show a little bit. We're not gonna do it
Speaker 1: today game, so everything will be podcast.
Speaker 2: But is there an honorary mention? You know what, I think.
Speaker 2: I want to do it. I want to do it.
Speaker 2: At four, I want to do it. We'll put it
Speaker 2: with some sports. There's one there's one person this today
Speaker 2: game that we do need to honor, and we will
Speaker 2: do that with the sports segment. At four o'clock.
Speaker 1: You tease an honorary mention and I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll love it four o'clock we'll get to that. Fantastic Okay,
Speaker 1: coming up next though, where are you gonna take some
Speaker 1: in the Hollywood Shuffle?
Speaker 2: Well, no one thought this would happen, but the SNL
Speaker 2: cast member bracket has been made. What goost of all time?
Speaker 2: We'll find out.
Speaker 1: Whoa you know they're coming to Fort Worth at the
Speaker 1: end of the year. I'm gonna drag my ass out there.
Speaker 1: I've never seen nine inch nails live and I feel
Speaker 1: like I need to do that. So Ben and Skin
Speaker 1: Show ninety seven point one the Eagle, thanks for hanging
Speaker 1: with us today. Now we have the big BFD event
Speaker 1: coming May twenty fifth at Doseki's Pavilion. We've been giving
Speaker 1: away tickets all week long and we're gonna do it again.
Speaker 1: Right now, you have to have the iHeart app with
Speaker 1: the where you can stream our show and stream the
Speaker 1: station and all the iHeart stations. There also is a
Speaker 1: talkback feature a little microphone and you can leave messages.
Speaker 1: The first person to leave a message with your name,
Speaker 1: your phone number, and your email address and can answer
Speaker 1: the question. We talked about it in the opening segment.
Speaker 1: Ben was driving around with his daughter and two of
Speaker 1: her friends. What did he talk to her friends about?
Speaker 1: There is something that he talked to them about, and
Speaker 1: if you were listening, you know what it is. The
Speaker 1: first person that can tell us you're gonna win those
Speaker 1: BFD tickets. We have a special person from the Today Game.
Speaker 1: There's not gonna be a Today Game today, but we
Speaker 1: need to honor someone. We'll do it at four o'clock.
Speaker 1: We'll also talk about what's going on inside the American
Speaker 1: Airline Center. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 2: This juicy news. Hot Gods ever come.
Speaker 5: Stay out top in the hot shovel.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about this for a long time, but Sunday
Speaker 2: night is SNL fifty to start seven o'clock. Its gonna
Speaker 2: be a big, huge night and there's been a lot
Speaker 2: of SNL content pouring and you know, whether you like
Speaker 2: SNL or not, it's been a part of everyone's life
Speaker 2: because it's either created stars help create stars. But I
Speaker 2: have an SNL cast member bracket. Did you create this
Speaker 2: or did you find it somewhere? I found it somewhere.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, an important question because you need to know
Speaker 1: if the seating is based on KT's preferences or not.
Speaker 2: Right, my friends over at the Saturday Night Network gave
Speaker 2: me what I needed here. Is this like a Reddit
Speaker 2: group you're on? No? No, no, they do. They They
Speaker 2: work for this like they're like journalists who cover like
Speaker 2: late night stuff. Okay, got you do you know, like
Speaker 2: a immediate postgame podcast and stuff. And I know those
Speaker 2: guys pretty good. So so I have a quick question. Yeah,
Speaker 2: is the SNL event on Sunday Night? Is it a
Speaker 2: live like three hour event? Oh that's exciting. No, it's
Speaker 2: a show. Like they're treating it like a show and
Speaker 2: they're writing sketches and so there's not going to be
Speaker 2: a Saturday Night Live Saturday. Oh, they're airing the old
Speaker 2: episode Saturday Night. They're airing the first one that ever
Speaker 2: aired from nineteen seventy five at and then tonight is
Speaker 2: the you know, three hour homecoming concert, which is apparently
Speaker 2: a lot of surprises. Cool, So there's a lot going on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's number one seed verse Number sixteen here Will Ferrell
Speaker 2: versus Bow and Yang. This is a massacre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, waste a lot of time on bow and Yang,
Speaker 1: the first gay Asian cast member.
Speaker 2: He's good, he's great. I'm going with Bow and Yang. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right. Number eight Nora Dunne. It's number nine. Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2: Come on. Oh, I like, I'm going Nora Dunn. I
Speaker 2: need to see her. I'll take Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 1: Nord Dunn is the one who protested Dice Man being
Speaker 1: on the show and no one got her back.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're like, watch just do your job. It's Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 2: I'll go Jimmy Fallon for sure. Number five Kate McKinnon
Speaker 2: and it's number twelve Bobby moynihan. Uh, this is a
Speaker 2: slaughter sater Kate Kate McKinnon.
Speaker 1: She does everything he does. Drunk uncle, and that's it.
Speaker 1: The first round is not that competitive. It's gonna get
Speaker 1: good here, okay. Number four Keenan Thompson. That gets at
Speaker 1: number thirteen. Dennis Miller I know who y'all are.
Speaker 2: Dama, dude. I love Dennis Miller. Yeah, but he is
Speaker 2: kind of a one trip pony. He is on that
Speaker 2: trip pony.
Speaker 1: But I just just let me, let me put in
Speaker 1: a legitimate debate for him. He honestly and truly reinvented
Speaker 1: and reinvigorated the news desk. I'm not joking, and I
Speaker 1: know you're an SNL historian. He changed the trajectory of that.
Speaker 1: Like you know, for me, if I watch SNL, I've
Speaker 1: got to watch the news desk, the update. That's like
Speaker 1: the most important part to me. That happened again after
Speaker 1: a long lull, when Dennis Miller took it over. He's
Speaker 1: he's great. But for me, I go for the marathon vote.
Speaker 1: Keenan just has done it year after year after year.
Speaker 2: Fantastic. It's the one Drick pony versus the guy that
Speaker 2: does everything Keenan. Yeah, that's true. Number six, Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number eleven, Tim Meadows. Oh, come on, dude, for me,
Speaker 2: it's Tim Meadows. For me, it's not even close. It's
Speaker 2: Tracy Morgan. It's a it's a battle like it's close.
Speaker 2: You have the deciding vote here.
Speaker 1: I mean, what It's like if they were athletes. One
Speaker 1: of them is like, they're both in the league, but
Speaker 1: one of them is too dependable and like has had
Speaker 1: a stable career, while the other one could put up
Speaker 1: fifty points any game, the other one could.
Speaker 2: Never do that.
Speaker 1: Let me make it simple for you. Ben, you have
Speaker 1: the first pick in the draft. Are you taking Iver Center?
Speaker 1: You're taking Rick Fox? It is That is a great example. Uh,
Speaker 1: I want give me the guy who can hang fifty,
Speaker 1: even though he might not show up for practice.
Speaker 2: Give me Tracy Moorecy it's a blood bath, all right.
Speaker 1: Tim Meadows would break his ankle trying to hold Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number three, Tina Faan number fourteen, Al Franklin. I love
Speaker 2: Al Franklin. Tina Fey Tina Fey as well, although I
Speaker 2: do think she's seated way too high. He's one of
Speaker 2: the creators of the show Kevin. Oh, I know, and
Speaker 2: you know a lot of people hate that guy. Well
Speaker 2: he got into politics. Well he did some dirty stuff
Speaker 2: on that show. He did some dirty stuff. Me too
Speaker 2: hadn't started yet, dude. The idea Jay Moore had was
Speaker 2: to well this according to j Moore, right was he?
Speaker 2: It was the Barney Charles Barkley Barney sketch. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: pretty simple. It's Barkley whipping Barney's ass. Is that Al
Speaker 2: Franken got in there and tried to rewrite it a
Speaker 2: million times. And he's also buddies with Lorn and Just
Speaker 2: Stewart made it real tough on Jmore. What's the guy's name,
Speaker 2: Stuart Small? Yeah, that Small? He sucks. Number seven, Jan Hooks,
Speaker 2: number ten, CHERRYO Terry. I like Jan Hooks because she's
Speaker 2: hot in her day. I'm going CHERRYO Terry, And I
Speaker 2: know that the Cheerleader sketch her Barbara Walters is really
Speaker 2: good too. It's not better than Gilda Radner's, I know,
Speaker 2: but it's just kind of doing an homage to that,
Speaker 2: all right, Cherio Terry.
Speaker 1: Also when she played the bembo who's just always trying
Speaker 1: to hook up with guys at work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty good, dude.
Speaker 1: Jan Hooks doesn't have any memorable characters, but she you know, yeah, solid,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Cherio Terry.
Speaker 2: Number two, dan Ackroyd, Number fifteen, Martin Short. That's a
Speaker 2: tough matchup dan Ackroyd for me. But Martin Short had
Speaker 2: a brief but glorious run, and there was a time
Speaker 2: period where they had a lot of great characters cast members,
Speaker 2: and he stood out in a huge way. He kind
Speaker 2: of partially saved the show.
Speaker 1: Teenage Skin thought Ed Grimley was one of the funniest
Speaker 1: characters in the world. It's not a tough one for me.
Speaker 1: It's dan Aykroyd all the way. Early dan Aykroyd is
Speaker 1: just about as elite as it got. Yeah, he was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: He got a little bit of a beating the older
Speaker 1: he got, but huge fan and an incredible writer.
Speaker 2: Number one Eddie Murphy, Number sixteen, j Farrow, Come on, man,
Speaker 2: shouldn't said. Number eight Cecily Strong, Number nine Rob Schneider.
Speaker 1: I'll take Cecily Strong. You talk about one trick ponies,
Speaker 1: the nickname and ader.
Speaker 2: Copy cop base.
Speaker 1: But dude, she's awesome. She's been in She's very versatile.
Speaker 1: I love a lot of Rob Schneider's opinions, though.
Speaker 2: Number five Darryl Hammond, Number twelve, Norm MacDonald, come on,
Speaker 2: this is now tough, not for me, Not for me.
Speaker 2: Darryl Hammond is one of the best perform that show
Speaker 2: ever had. He's the white tim Meadows Tim Meadows never
Speaker 2: carried the role of multiple presidents. Dude, Darryl Hammond is
Speaker 2: a beast. Dude, You're you're doing a bit here.
Speaker 1: Again, this is very similar to the Tracy Morgan discussion,
Speaker 1: although this is even more of a blow out. This
Speaker 1: is he's a role player, and you're talking about one
Speaker 1: of the greatest individual single game scorers in league history.
Speaker 1: Daryl Hammond had a four year run where he was
Speaker 1: on the show and nobody knew it, right, I think
Speaker 1: everyone knew it.
Speaker 2: You didn't. I will also. I will also norm though, because.
Speaker 1: Because if you did come over there and smack number
Speaker 1: four Amy Poehler, number thirteen, Julius Sweeney, Marry Poler, pretty easy,
Speaker 1: Amy Polar That should have been a one sixteen, tough
Speaker 1: one right here. Number six Andy Samberg eleven, Will Forte. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's it is a tough one. I mean, I prefer
Speaker 1: Andy Samberg, but I get it. That's a tough match.
Speaker 1: Goly it is. They both have done so many great
Speaker 1: things since they left too that you try to. Okay,
Speaker 1: Ben brings up a good point, though, do we into consideration.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because I'm straight guys chopping it up.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm trying not to take that into case.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote either one who loses this match deserves
Speaker 1: to go into the next round, because there's lesser cast
Speaker 1: members that have made it to the next round.
Speaker 2: The Daryl Hammond nor McDonald thing too, like those guys
Speaker 2: are both of those guys should be advancing.
Speaker 1: But how the bracket played out here, you should they
Speaker 1: should have done better in the early rounds. They should
Speaker 1: have gotten into end. Okay, season Samberg obviously all the shorts,
Speaker 1: that was where he was at his best, right.
Speaker 2: The legacy shorts, Right, that's a legacy thing.
Speaker 1: But Forte, you know when I think of his greatness,
Speaker 1: I think of it in post SNL, Right, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And if you want to consider that,
Speaker 1: that's your choice. I'm trying hard not to consider that.
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm gonna go Samburg, right, Fantast number three,
Speaker 2: Bill Murray, Number fourteen, Chris Rock, Oh my god, Okay, again,
Speaker 2: exactly what Ben just said. Chris Rock has exactly one
Speaker 2: memorable character and it wasn't that great. This is and
Speaker 2: that's why Chris Rock is seated so low. I mean,
Speaker 2: it is a SNL cast member right brand, so Mario,
Speaker 2: I'll get my vote. Yeah. I saw Bill Murray talking yesterday.
Speaker 1: They we talking about him joining the cast in the
Speaker 1: second season, and he was like, the first episode he
Speaker 1: had like a bunch of hits. They all clicked in,
Speaker 1: great sketches, and then he couldn't get any sketches. He
Speaker 1: wasn't being written in, and so he and Lorne decided
Speaker 1: he would do an apology, and so he went on
Speaker 1: air and gave an apology for his performance on the
Speaker 1: season so far.
Speaker 2: He goes, I can do better. I need to do better.
Speaker 2: It's so good, and it was like and that totally
Speaker 2: saved his career.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you guys have not seen it, you really
Speaker 1: need to see that Chris Rock Kevin Hart documentary.
Speaker 2: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is so good, and Chris Rock explains his
Speaker 1: failings on Saturday Night Live and it's pretty bad as
Speaker 1: oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Number seven to eighty Bryant, number ten Vanessa Bayer
Speaker 2: Bear for me, I would be cool if this matchup
Speaker 2: didn't happen. I'm gonna take Adie Bryant the skin. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to make a pick here.
Speaker 1: I think that Adie Bryant has had bigger belly, laughs,
Speaker 1: because she has a bigger belly. Okay, Bryant, right, Uh,
Speaker 1: they're pretty that's actually pretty evenly mad.
Speaker 2: Number two, Dana Carvey, number fifteen, Billy Crystal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got to be dand Carvey. I'm close, but dude,
Speaker 1: Billy Crystal's. We were talking earlier about Andy Sandberg and
Speaker 1: the shorts. Billy Crystal's. The shorts he did with Christopher
Speaker 1: Guest are amazing. You look, Marvel, did you ever.
Speaker 2: See the Negro Baseball League characters they did? It was
Speaker 2: so awesome. Great John Belushi number one, number sixteen, Heidi Gardner,
Speaker 2: which the hot one. Yeah, this is tough a lot.
Speaker 2: Give me a number eight, Kevin Neeland number nine, Seth Myers,
Speaker 2: Oh wow, think of them both.
Speaker 1: I'll beg Kevin Neeland for one reason. He comes to mind,
Speaker 1: and I think of the Patrick Swayze stripping thing. And
Speaker 1: he's one of the judges. He was so good. He's
Speaker 1: also he's also one of the executives that's looking into space.
Speaker 1: As Dana Carven he seeings chopping broccoli. Yes, yes, and
Speaker 1: I'll pump you up.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going with Niland. I think in sets
Speaker 2: contributions are more writing writing. Yeah, you know number five,
Speaker 2: Maya Rudolph, Number twelve, Pete Davidson, it's.
Speaker 1: My Rudolph for me. I think she's about as talented
Speaker 1: and it gets This is a tough matchup because I
Speaker 1: love them. Both are both great, but she's so much
Speaker 1: more talented than him. He's awesome, yeah and unique, but dude,
Speaker 1: she's the real deal. She's I told you, guys, I
Speaker 1: was just watching that Kobe documentary on CNN and they
Speaker 1: showed when she played Vanessa Bryant during the scandal that
Speaker 1: Kobe had, and it reminded me how long she was
Speaker 1: on the show, all the different people she did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Last one for to take a break? Four Adam Sandler
Speaker 2: thirteen Chris Gaetan get ten. I'll think Adam Sandler, of course,
Speaker 2: and we'll finish it. I don't even believe that's a
Speaker 2: match that's well. I mean the first round there's an
Speaker 2: lopsided matchup. Did they get all of the man? Is
Speaker 2: that all the when Duke plays you know, Winthrop?
Speaker 1: You know, is that all the is that all the
Speaker 1: cast members that they've ever had?
Speaker 2: Twenty more? They didn't Okay, all right, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll get to this is really good. It's good.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll do around the sports and then
Speaker 1: we'll get back to the SNL cast member bracket.
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Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 4: Listeners, here comes kt FOR tweets. Were around, Now, let's
Speaker 4: go around the sports.
Speaker 1: Kt F tweets as all the sports.
Speaker 2: Yeah dude, but before we get to all the sports,
Speaker 2: because we're kind of messing things. We're messing with things
Speaker 2: a little bit today. Uh, there's no formal today game
Speaker 2: on this Valentine's Day, but there is one candidate that
Speaker 2: I wanted to her. This is a guy who is
Speaker 2: a media mogul. He's been doing everything radio TV for
Speaker 2: many years. Rupert Murdoch. He you know, not Rupert Murdock.
Speaker 2: That's not Mike Doosey. It's his birthday. The guy no
Speaker 2: no radio and TV. Oh yeah, dude. This guy's done sports.
Speaker 2: He's done you know, he's covered six Olympics. Jale Anson.
Speaker 2: This guy has been around Matt Lauer. He's known for
Speaker 2: a lot of different things.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: He is seventy seven today, Happy birthday to legendary media
Speaker 2: man Pat O'Brien. Garrett. We turned my audio up here
Speaker 2: here we go, Here we go, now, Zachra, that was wild.
Speaker 2: How big are you bet right now, I'm partly at
Speaker 2: about two hundred pounds. That's a little chicken nugget to
Speaker 2: compare to me four seventy nine you, but you know,
Speaker 2: I was more of a three technique in the middle
Speaker 2: of the life. I didn't know you played. I thought
Speaker 2: you were just a big guy.
Speaker 6: I never played, but I had, but it would have
Speaker 6: been a three technique, maybe nose tag or something like that.
Speaker 2: Right, what is the wildest thing you've ever done? The
Speaker 2: veggas bat? For me? It was a threesome?
Speaker 5: Sounds amazing.
Speaker 2: Who are the other two guys you're making fun at?
Speaker 6: Hope?
Speaker 2: Now? I forgot there was an extra person, To be honest.
Speaker 7: With you, I just can't even begin to imagine that
Speaker 7: you're going to town and you look up and there's
Speaker 7: a third That is crazy to be my peripheral.
Speaker 2: I picked it up and realized it was almost suffocating.
Speaker 2: I totally neglected who did you degleect? I forgot that
Speaker 2: I was in a threesome. That is the craziest but
Speaker 2: that I've ever heard of my whole life. Who is
Speaker 2: probably the smart option because it's a little younger. How
Speaker 2: you spell that? Could you spell that for me? Jason?
Speaker 2: I want to write this. Yeah, I want to hear
Speaker 2: it too. What spell what p U K N A
Speaker 2: C U A interesting? Hold on? Hold on p U
Speaker 2: K about what is it? K? There's a Q, p
Speaker 2: U K A P and then there's a dad right
Speaker 2: after that in a C you A. Well, you're not
Speaker 2: an expert. I'm asking Jason, are you sure that's accurate?
Speaker 2: That's what he says? Is that accurate?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeh, Jason, what do you expect? On said? There you go.
Speaker 2: Pat O'Brien. You look at the Career World series and
Speaker 2: he did it all. We didn't even get into the
Speaker 2: voice messages with Betsy. Shout out to Betsy, but he
Speaker 2: was great. Those are all interesting. Yeah, I need to
Speaker 2: find this. How Ever, time is he booking? I have
Speaker 2: to you didn't know anything about the team. We're writing
Speaker 2: down this funny name. I gotta find this. Why am
Speaker 2: I on the show? I don't know anything? Stupid to say?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I want to write. So our guy, Pat O'Brien,
Speaker 2: he worked at CBS for a long time, but in
Speaker 2: two thousand and five he okay, so these these voicemails
Speaker 2: leaked out and there was a primetime special. I'm going
Speaker 2: to find this. This might be my weekend homework assignment.
Speaker 2: Twis the five. He did a talk show, a primetime
Speaker 2: special on CBS with Doctor Phil. Oh, god, are you serious?
Speaker 2: Just talking about his alcohol and drug abuse and you know,
Speaker 2: the voicemails and all that stuff. And then the next
Speaker 2: day he returned to the show the Insider that he
Speaker 2: was on he signed a new deal as the host
Speaker 2: of the show. So he goes on it like they're like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: if you'll do the Doctor Phil thing primetime special, signed
Speaker 2: the contract tomorrow. But that's crazy to have Doctor Phil's
Speaker 2: voice Saren pad O'Brien's voice together on a prime time special.
Speaker 2: I just we could not celebrate pad O'Brien on this
Speaker 2: God day. Yeah, well done. Uh.
Speaker 1: In terms of sports, look, bad news continues to rain
Speaker 1: down for the Mavericks. Gafford's out for six weeks, yet
Speaker 1: the team on the court continues to win. In fact,
Speaker 1: if they hadn't lost on a overtime buzzer beater, then
Speaker 1: would this be a five six game winning streak?
Speaker 2: Five game winning streak. How in the midst of chaos
Speaker 2: and the okay and the two losses that separate it
Speaker 2: from being a that would have been a six game
Speaker 2: win streak if because the Philly game they lost at
Speaker 2: the very end. Remember it was a that was it
Speaker 2: nause that didn't get a good shot up. I can't
Speaker 2: remember how that thing ended. But yeah, so they've had
Speaker 2: two at the end of the game losses and aside
Speaker 2: from that, they keep winning. Dude, I can't believe how
Speaker 2: out of his head Kessler Edwards is played. The minor
Speaker 2: league maps were on last night. The fun that was
Speaker 2: before the game.
Speaker 1: You know, I'd found out that Kay wasn't going to play,
Speaker 1: and then found out Klay wasn't going to play, and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, they're waving the white flag.
Speaker 1: And then when I got down there, I found out uh,
Speaker 1: Andrew Wiggins and Bam weren't playing for Miami. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, so this is going to be fun. Because
Speaker 1: whenever it's a game like that where all the expectations
Speaker 1: go completely out the window, I know that it's it's
Speaker 1: carte blanche for our broadcast to go completely unhinged so
Speaker 1: we can start making it really weird. So we made
Speaker 1: the broadcast weird. And then on top of that, you
Speaker 1: have a bunch of guys that like dude, it is
Speaker 1: so much fun rooting for Brandon Williams. The Mavericks are
Speaker 1: rolling with three two way guys. They they had great
Speaker 1: games from two two way guys last night, and his
Speaker 1: follow up brought up He's like, man, we're starting to
Speaker 1: run out of games at Brandon Williams is even eligible
Speaker 1: to play in because you can only play in a
Speaker 1: certain number of games games. So they got to the
Speaker 1: All Star Break winning four out of five. They are
Speaker 1: at least gonna have PJ. Washington Junior back on the
Speaker 1: other side of the All Star Break. These guys are
Speaker 1: going to get a one week rest and then they're
Speaker 1: gonna give it another And I think they.
Speaker 2: First came back as like New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I went I think I might read on things.
Speaker 1: I'm worried that we probably won't see a d till
Speaker 1: next year. I don't know that obviously. I'm just I'm not.
Speaker 2: Hearing Stein today.
Speaker 1: I read Stein today, and there's some optimism. There's it's
Speaker 1: it's super guarded, it's guarded, and you know, but there
Speaker 1: is optimism. But uh, I think we're not going to
Speaker 1: see him. We're not going to see Gafford. What are
Speaker 1: we going to see Lively Lively. I think Lively and
Speaker 1: Gafford are probably going to return around the same time. Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's very possible that you are without a D,
Speaker 1: Lively and Gafford until the playoffs until Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I expect Lively to be back first, probably, I mean,
Speaker 1: who knows about a D. But like if they said, hey,
Speaker 1: we're going to put a plan together on Monday, and
Speaker 1: then four days later they haven't said anything, I think
Speaker 1: that tells you what you need to know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's probably they're just going, all right, there's no
Speaker 1: sense in having Ad have surgery now, because we may
Speaker 1: be able to let him have surgery after the season
Speaker 1: and maybe he heals up. I think that's probably what
Speaker 1: they're doing based on what Stein is saying. But then
Speaker 1: Lively gets back, and then I think Gafford gets back
Speaker 1: with about a week and a half of the season left,
Speaker 1: and so if they just stay in playoff contention, they're
Speaker 1: going to put a pretty good playoff team together that
Speaker 1: nobody's going to want to play if Ad is back.
Speaker 2: No, I mean even without a D. I mean, I
Speaker 2: think if they have their full lineup without Ad, no
Speaker 2: one wants to see that team. I wouldn't I Suarezelle wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, if they it's amazing that they continue to
Speaker 1: win despite being so shorthanded and despite the tornado that
Speaker 1: they're living in with the trade of Luca or protests
Speaker 1: and all the chaos surrounding this, and you think about it,
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, who deserves credit?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: They they deserve credit for constructing Rock a roster of
Speaker 1: so many good pieces, so many good pieces, And Jay
Speaker 1: Kidd deserves credit. If they were if they had quit
Speaker 1: or haven't given up, or if they had given up,
Speaker 1: we would be talking about, oh Kid lost the team.
Speaker 2: Dude. They're competing their asses off every night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's an uphill battle, and that that's why
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll put it to you like this, even
Speaker 1: without a d Let's say both teams are fully healthy.
Speaker 1: The Mavericks are better than the Lakers. Oh yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I really don't. It gets close. Now the Lakers have
Speaker 1: Lebron and Luca. I think if the MAVs squared off
Speaker 1: against the Lakers, you'd get Luca would average fifty in.
Speaker 2: The that's everything created good.
Speaker 1: I hope that never happens for the for his career.
Speaker 1: I never want I don't want to. I don't want
Speaker 1: that to happen. Yeah, we've we've seen what happens when
Speaker 1: you take the ball away from him when he's trying
Speaker 1: to talk to the ref and he murders your franchise
Speaker 1: and it stares at you in the free throw line.
Speaker 2: Then wasn't to the Jazz the other night made me go, Okay,
Speaker 2: they're they may not make the playoffs. They go. They've
Speaker 2: got a good head start though they're I think they're
Speaker 2: fourth or fifth.
Speaker 1: They're fifth right now. They've got a pretty sizable cushion above.
Speaker 1: I think Clippers are six, so they would have to
Speaker 1: fall apart to fall out of the planet.
Speaker 2: Like fall apart.
Speaker 1: Luca is gonna treat the MAVs like they've broke into
Speaker 1: his house and stole one hundred and ten million dollars
Speaker 1: like it, like it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna He's gonna play them with a vengeance. We will
Speaker 2: see it in two weeks.
Speaker 1: I know, but we're I don't think we're seeing full
Speaker 1: power Luca in two weeks because I think this is
Speaker 1: a wake up call for him personally to go get
Speaker 1: in the best shape of his life.
Speaker 2: He's not there.
Speaker 1: Yet No, And he's he's got a full week off, right,
Speaker 1: that should help him quite a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that should help him quite a bit. Oh and
Speaker 2: and you know it's gonna god, it's gonna be god.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a he's gonna feel so conflicted because
Speaker 1: he's gonna be furious with Nico and the Mavericks for
Speaker 1: trading him. But those are his brothers. He's not gonna
Speaker 1: have hatred for the guys on the other side.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I understand what you're saying. I
Speaker 1: think he can flip that switch no matter who's on
Speaker 1: the other I mean, I think he can flip that
Speaker 1: switch on Jokich if he had to. Right, It is
Speaker 1: a killer. That's what makes him spec Yeah, he's a
Speaker 1: cold special all right. Anything else we need to say, No, man,
Speaker 1: I do want.
Speaker 2: To say this.
Speaker 1: I want us to all tip our caps to the
Speaker 1: great Jeff skin Wade. Oh yeah, I like, you just
Speaker 1: had an incredible week all the games, you know, doing
Speaker 1: all the pregames, game broadcast, post games, You've taken on
Speaker 1: so many other things, and you know, poor spacing in
Speaker 1: addition to the radio show. I just have immense respect
Speaker 1: for everyone in the MAVs organization for going through the stress.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're in ticket sales, I don't
Speaker 1: care if you're in sponsorship.
Speaker 2: I don't care. You know what department you're in.
Speaker 1: Your phone has been blown up and the whole world
Speaker 1: is coming at you with negativity. And it means a
Speaker 1: lot that the team has won these games because I
Speaker 1: think it helps immensely. I think everyone in the organization
Speaker 1: is looking forward to President's Day, Yes day off. All right,
Speaker 1: coming up next, let's get back into the SNL cast
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Speaker 2: Yeah, very weird. So you know, tons of SNL content.
Speaker 2: Got a bracket, sixty four teams in it. We got
Speaker 2: through a lot about an hour ago. We'll put the
Speaker 2: podcast up on the free iHeartRadio app. So let's pick
Speaker 2: it up round two. We're whittled down to thirty two now.
Speaker 2: Jason sidekis who off air beat John Lovetts and Phil
Speaker 2: Hartman took down Christopher Guest. So number seven Jason sadakas
Speaker 2: number two Phil Hartman. This is tough, not for me. Wow,
Speaker 2: Phil Hartman was incredible for a long time. But I've
Speaker 2: thought about this a lot, and I think Jason Sidekas
Speaker 2: has made me laugh more. Okay, this is tough, but.
Speaker 1: Sidekas has gone on to do a lot afterwards.
Speaker 2: Right yep.
Speaker 1: And Phil Hartman's wife killed him. Phil Hartman was so
Speaker 1: massively important. But I think of things like Caveman Lawyer,
Speaker 1: and I think of Sadekas. I think of him doing
Speaker 1: the running Man in the you know where as opposed
Speaker 1: to like having some lead. Sadekas does not have a
Speaker 1: single moment as iconic as Caveman Frozen frozen cats, walking
Speaker 1: around McDonald's taking cheeseburgers out of people's hands. And then
Speaker 1: what about what wasn't he wasn't uh? When Franken was
Speaker 1: Kevin Neal and Frankenstein and he was he was Frankenstein. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: Phil Hartman, Phil Hartman for me, But but rest in peace.
Speaker 1: Jason sidekis okay, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Number three Chris Farley, who beat Kyle Mooney, is this
Speaker 2: going to be abolution Farley O. It's number six, Fred Armison,
Speaker 2: it's Chris Farley. For me, it's Fred Armison, and I
Speaker 2: get it. It's close. For me it's Armiston.
Speaker 1: It is closer than people would think because Fred Armison,
Speaker 1: dude him as Prance is so good. But Farley, I
Speaker 1: think is Farley has a shot at being on the
Speaker 1: mount rushmore of this thing. I'm gonna go Farley.
Speaker 2: No one owned a room like Chris Farley. Number five,
Speaker 2: Bill Hayter, he beat Chris parneldige in. It's number four.
Speaker 2: Jane Curtin. Yeah, Bill Hayter, without a doubt. And I
Speaker 2: would say maybe underseated at five. Number eight, Molly Shannon,
Speaker 2: number one, Gilda Radner, Gilder Radner for me with Gilda, yeah,
Speaker 2: Kilda all right? Good? Number seven David Spade, number two,
Speaker 2: Kristin Wigg Christen Wigg same here, Ri really not close
Speaker 2: right there? Sort of Spade? Who did Spade beat in
Speaker 2: the first round? He beat on a guest ire to
Speaker 2: get in. It's a tough one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they're just ushering Kristin Wig wherever she needs
Speaker 1: to go with the seating.
Speaker 2: Kristen Wig beat Beck Bennett. Number three, Mike Myers against
Speaker 2: number six Chevy Chase. It's gotta be Mike Myers.
Speaker 1: I think so too. Chevy Chase was great, but he
Speaker 1: was on for one season.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just you look at the number of things, number of sketches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not even close. And honestly, like you probably give
Speaker 1: chevy Chase points for being the breakout star to get
Speaker 1: the thing over the top when it launched, but again
Speaker 1: one year compared to Mike Myers dominated for what a decade?
Speaker 1: How long was that in that show? He was so
Speaker 1: good and so many of his things turned into movies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so all right.
Speaker 2: Number four Adam Sandler, Number five, Maya Rudolph. I know
Speaker 2: who you boys are gonna choose. I would go Maya Rudolph.
Speaker 2: I'm Adam Sandler easily. Here, I'm going Adam Sandler, but
Speaker 2: it is close for me. Number one John Belushi, Number eight,
Speaker 2: Kevin Nielan Belushi. All right, there you go. Just Belushi's
Speaker 2: eyebrow rais alone. Other side, it's Kevin Nielan. Number seven,
Speaker 2: eighty Bryant, Number two, Dana Carvey. That's Dany Carvey. Number three,
Speaker 2: Bill Murray, number six, Andy Samberg, Bill Murray, Bill Murray,
Speaker 2: Bill Ghostbustin Ass Murray number four, Amy Poehler, Number twelve,
Speaker 2: Norm MacDonald. It's gotta be Amy. I will take Amy,
Speaker 2: Amy Pohler.
Speaker 1: I love Norm, but Amy Poehler had a bigger impact
Speaker 1: on that show than Norm.
Speaker 2: Day. Yes one Legged Gal pregnant, Girl at the Bar
Speaker 2: and I've been on week Day and say, hell of
Speaker 2: a run on Weekday. Up Day, Eddie Murphy Number one,
Speaker 2: Cecily Strong number eight, Bye Cecily. Yeah, this is a
Speaker 2: you know, I think we kind of know where a
Speaker 2: lot of this are going to go. Number two, dan
Speaker 2: Ackroyd Number ten, Sherry O Terry God, dan Ackroyd. Yeah,
Speaker 2: dan ackroy Wait, even though I'm not like a huge
Speaker 2: Danackroyd fan, but yes, Number three, Tina fa Number six,
Speaker 2: Tracy Morgan, A thirty rock battle. It's gotta be Tina Fay,
Speaker 2: but it's a fun battle. Tina Fey. Yeah, I get.
Speaker 1: I mean she's mostly I think of her as Weekday Update.
Speaker 2: She didn't Sarah Palin. I still think. Yeah, the Sarah
Speaker 2: Palin thing was one that was really huge, but like
Speaker 2: her contributions were greater as a writer. Yeah, I've always
Speaker 2: thought she was a little overrated as a cast member,
Speaker 2: but I'll take her over Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's got so many historic Weekday moments, Weekday
Speaker 1: Update moments.
Speaker 2: Number four, Keenan Thompson. It's number five, Kate McKinnon, Kate McKinnon,
Speaker 2: Kate McKinnon. I would go Kate McKinnon two, but Keenan
Speaker 2: is real great. Chris Arnold said, that's a close one,
Speaker 2: and that's why Keenan Thompson's real great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: Number one one? Wait are you second guessing that? No? No,
Speaker 2: all right, now, I think Kate McKinnon's argument is best
Speaker 2: female cast member and ironic when you said it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but if she was a guy, she would be different. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know what has that bracket? Are we gonna
Speaker 2: do it? Number one? Number one? Will Ferrell, Number nine,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Fallon. Oh this is a slaughter, Okay Will Ferrell?
Speaker 2: All right? Sweet sixteen, plenty of time? Number two, Phil Hartman.
Speaker 2: Number three, Chris Farley. It's Chris Farley, and to me,
Speaker 2: it's not close. I think it.
Speaker 1: Here's what I no, No, here's what I think I
Speaker 1: think this is. I think Chris Farley either one's great.
Speaker 1: Of course that's worth that point of the tournament.
Speaker 2: But I think part of.
Speaker 1: And I know you're a historian of it, so I'm
Speaker 1: not second guessing that. But Phil Hartman in his prime,
Speaker 1: you weren't even born yet, you know, and so it
Speaker 1: hit you differently when you're experiencing it in real time.
Speaker 2: Chris Farley is my first cast remembering things. So but
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that to discredit Chris Farley to Ben point.
Speaker 2: Is Ben's point, Chris Farley is amazing. For me, it's
Speaker 2: Phil Hartman, but I understand.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I experienced both, and I just think Farley
Speaker 1: had the magic. Phil Hartman was awesome, but he didn't
Speaker 1: he couldn't take it to the level Farley could.
Speaker 2: Chris Farley advances Phil Hartman. Good luck, buddy, number five, Gil,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Number five, Bill Hayter, Number one, Gilda Radner. Look,
Speaker 2: I'm a Bill Hayter guy. I'm Bill Hater guy too,
Speaker 2: And like Bill Hayter, also with severe anxiety, was asked
Speaker 2: to do so many just cold opens because he had
Speaker 2: straight man and energy too. When he wasn't stealing the show,
Speaker 2: he could do that. You know what you do or
Speaker 2: at least.
Speaker 1: What I do on some of these matchups is immediately
Speaker 1: go to iconic moments or iconic cares. And I think
Speaker 1: we can disagree on this. The most iconic Gilda Radner
Speaker 1: character was Roseanne Rosanna Dana, right, and she had the
Speaker 1: exact same role that Stefan had on Weekday Update. And
Speaker 1: I think Stefan is so much funnier than Roseanne Rosanna Dana.
Speaker 2: It's like that alone to me, wins it. Yeah, all right, good,
Speaker 2: there you go later. Number two, Kristin Wig. Number three,
Speaker 2: Mike Myers. I'll take Christin Wig in this same here
Speaker 2: I was. That's a tough matchup, but yeah, those are
Speaker 2: some hitters right there, dude, that's a good matchup.
Speaker 1: Like I would say this too stylistically, Like Mike Myers
Speaker 1: is great.
Speaker 2: He's kind of corny el Canadian going on there.
Speaker 1: And Chris Kristen Wig is just like so effed out there.
Speaker 1: That character with the tiny hands, Oh my god, she's uh,
Speaker 1: she's she's almost Will Barrel quality on the female side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be physical too, you know.
Speaker 1: And if you have not seen Will and Harper, dude,
Speaker 1: she's in it, huh. She so basically Will Ferrell calls
Speaker 1: her and says, can you write a theme song for us?
Speaker 1: And so as they're driving across country, they stake her
Speaker 1: with writing the theme song and then she won't return
Speaker 1: their call. And I don't want to give anything away,
Speaker 1: but just stick around till the end because it is amazing.
Speaker 1: So she in you know, she does the grocery checkout Lady,
Speaker 1: which is awesome. She does the she does the she
Speaker 1: can't hold a surprise party, she can't hold a secret?
Speaker 2: So good. I mean, there's up.
Speaker 1: But what about the thing she does with Fred Armison
Speaker 1: where they sing together?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so good man. She's going to be tough to beat.
Speaker 2: In the whole tournament, uh Garth and Kit John Belushi
Speaker 2: won Adam Sandler four Blushy Belushi al was Blushi on
Speaker 2: the show? What's that? How long was Belushi on the show?
Speaker 2: He was on the show? It was the first year,
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy five, because I mean he was on the
Speaker 2: show from nineteen seventy five to nineteen seventy nine. Both
Speaker 2: of those guys were not on the show as long
Speaker 2: as people think, right, Belushi was four years right? Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I would like to I would like to know that.
Speaker 2: I think he was on the show. I think he
Speaker 2: was on the show until they had the cast chain.
Speaker 2: He was four four seasons. Sadler was on for I
Speaker 2: think Samler was me. Sadler was five seasons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, both awesome, both incredibly awesome. But Belushi just had
Speaker 1: that presence to where just walking out onto the set
Speaker 1: had people cracking up. He was basically what Chris Farley
Speaker 1: aspired to be John Belushi.
Speaker 2: There you go, Sorry Sandler, Sorry sam Man. Look forward
Speaker 2: to Happy Gilmore too, though. Number three Bill Murray. Number
Speaker 2: two Dana Carvey Bill Murray for me. God, that is
Speaker 2: so hard. It's Dana Carvey for me. But that's an
Speaker 2: age thing I would imagine because there's tons of Bill
Speaker 2: Murray stuff I've obviously missed. You know what. Hold on
Speaker 2: a second.
Speaker 1: I know it's hard, dude, because when I think of
Speaker 1: Bill Murray, I'm thinking of his overall work, all was
Speaker 1: movies and everything. I'm just like, who doesn't love Bill Murray?
Speaker 1: But specifically to SNL, what were his best characters? So
Speaker 1: basically the boyfriend to Gilda Radner when he gave her
Speaker 1: a noogie lounge singer lounge singer is amazing.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna reverse my vote.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Dana Carvey because just he had I
Speaker 1: think obviously Bill Murray's had a better overall career, but
Speaker 1: I think on SNL, Dana Carvey. My favorite Bill Murray
Speaker 1: moment on Saturday Night Live was when he came back
Speaker 1: as a host.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they did the Hercules movie.
Speaker 1: I think that's maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen
Speaker 1: on the history and the history of Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: When Hercules said he just needed a moment to stretch
Speaker 1: his back out. And then when that girl goes the legs,
Speaker 1: Hercules lived with the legs.
Speaker 2: So Dana Carvey takes down Bill Murray and we will
Speaker 2: continue in an hour. Woosive Now as all do well, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like five forty ish, we'll get this. Well, we have time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get to eight four, We'll be in good shape. Wowkay,
Speaker 1: don't miss that. Coming up next though, it is Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: so we have a special edition of The Love Shack.
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Speaker 2: Love Shack.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a guy who runs a website. His name
Speaker 2: is bill Board like b O R E D b
Speaker 2: O A R D okay billboard dot com, and he
Speaker 2: put out his fifty greatest love song rock Love Songs
Speaker 2: of all Time? Oh, Rock Love Songs of all Time?
Speaker 2: Smell the Glove? Is that on there? I don't think
Speaker 2: playing some clips with that? I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: we start playing some music, can't with podcast? It's so okay.
Speaker 2: So we'll get to the top ten and lock in
Speaker 2: on that. But here's some honorable mentions that I saw
Speaker 2: on the list that did jump out to me. If
Speaker 2: we ask you, will you sing it? Sure? Okay? Thirty
Speaker 2: one The Monkeys Daydream Believer. Nope, I'm a believer. I'm
Speaker 2: a believer, which ever one knows from Shrek right? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I believe. Thirty for fighters. Oh it's ever long, ever long. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would have that my top ten. I think twenty five.
Speaker 2: I think that's from the Rumors album Fleetwood Mac You
Speaker 2: Make Loving Fun? Is that song about? What's that song about?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: On there? Do you want to know? I would love
Speaker 2: to know.
Speaker 1: So basically Christine McVie, who sings that song was having
Speaker 1: an affair with the light technician, and when her husband,
Speaker 1: who is the bass player in Fleetwood Mac John mcvee, said,
Speaker 1: what is this song about, she's said, it's about our dog.
Speaker 2: That's the true story.
Speaker 1: She wrote a song about the affairs she was having
Speaker 1: with the light tech and told her husband, who was
Speaker 1: in the band, that it was a song about their dog.
Speaker 2: How did the light tech score that?
Speaker 1: Mean, here's like holding the lights over there and there's
Speaker 1: like he bulging.
Speaker 2: He was on like Willem d'fo gosh, can you make
Speaker 2: loving fun? Is about a dog? By the way, it's
Speaker 2: not even a good excuse. I think that song is
Speaker 2: kind of beat. I mean, I love Fleetwood Mac, but
Speaker 2: that's not in my top fifty. That's a great love
Speaker 2: song at twenty five best rock love song according to
Speaker 2: Bill Borden twenty the Smiths. There's a light that never
Speaker 2: goes out. I mean there is a light that goes out.
Speaker 1: So that's a song about a gay man that claims
Speaker 1: to be asexual.
Speaker 2: What is he singing to there? Yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 2: y'all know that bit right.
Speaker 1: Morcy would admit that he was gay, so he said
Speaker 1: he was a it's a great claim.
Speaker 2: It gets you off like it gets you off everyone radar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no one's even questioning.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, when he does, when he does a live show,
Speaker 1: there's shirtless men lifting him up.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Is this guy going to Dayton or is he
Speaker 2: going to Gaytona? We don't really know, right, That's very
Speaker 2: good number nineteen, Ben, This is one of your jams.
Speaker 2: You're always playing it for me foreigner. I want to
Speaker 2: know what love is.
Speaker 1: That is a great song, and I do want to
Speaker 1: know what love is. I want to question it while
Speaker 1: I listen to that. My wife loves that song. It's
Speaker 1: so weird that she got older and suddenly the music
Speaker 1: she hated when she was a kid is now her
Speaker 1: favorite stuff.
Speaker 2: But she loves that song.
Speaker 1: That was slow Dance City right there, man, back when
Speaker 1: your first slow dancing or hold nands at a roller rink.
Speaker 2: That song was big and tape it down at that age. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure. Eighteen. I absolutely adore this song. Never Tear
Speaker 2: Us Apart by an Excess. Oh that's a bad song.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. Do they have love? Will Never Tear Us Apart?
Speaker 2: By Joy division on? There didn't get in there? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know that inexcess song, Don't You Ben. It's like
Speaker 1: a big, booming, kind of sixty sounding.
Speaker 2: Ballads, like another gay element on euphoria when the dad
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, slow dances. Yeah, weird creepy songs seventeen Harvest
Speaker 2: Moon by Neil Young, so creepy, Happy Together by The
Speaker 2: Turtles fourteen Man, that songs a beating what happy to
Speaker 2: o the Turtles? Okay you love that? So you like it?
Speaker 2: As Polyphonics pre covered it? No, okay, they're covered it
Speaker 2: all right. I think I like this is a Mario
Speaker 2: commercial growing up? Is that right? But I just thought
Speaker 2: it was a creepy song. I just like that. How's
Speaker 2: it go? Oh yeah, yeah, Actually I'm wrong. That is
Speaker 2: a good illa. That's a song. No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no no so happy thirteen This song, oh da,
Speaker 2: I don't like this one. This is like getting spanked
Speaker 2: bye because of punishment. Maybe I'm amazed by Paul McCartney. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I dig that song, dude. Yeah, Talking Heads
Speaker 2: number eleven. This must be the place. Oh cool, beautiful
Speaker 2: love that one. No, no, it's you would know it.
Speaker 1: It's it was in Wall Street right, oh okay, when
Speaker 1: they're decorating the apartments. I think he's Yeah, they're doing
Speaker 1: all the decorating of remember that yet Yeah, yep.
Speaker 2: Ten can't help falling in Love by Elvis. I can't
Speaker 2: help falling in or underwear. Do you like that better
Speaker 2: than Everlasting Love? I think I do? Okay. Nine g
Speaker 2: n R Baby Mister Brownstones, No Sweet Child of Mine? Yep,
Speaker 2: that a love song.
Speaker 1: I guess he's he sounds like he's reaching the ultimate heights.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. DJ Shippy should get some credit
Speaker 2: because I do notice this from time to time. But
Speaker 2: happened last night. MAVs came out of the second half
Speaker 2: a little sluggish and then time out. You know we're
Speaker 2: about to come back to play. How about Welcome to
Speaker 2: the Jungle? He fire that up, the crowd got into
Speaker 2: it and then a huge run, and then Chris Harnold
Speaker 2: ran on the court and started throwing out T shirts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had kind of older Gilf and leather pants,
Speaker 1: like gyrating to it, you know, taking her to her prime.
Speaker 2: I was like, did you see the crowd just ramp
Speaker 2: up for the song that we play Sometimes it's kind
Speaker 2: of weird. Oh number eight, I don't know this one
Speaker 2: because the Night by Patti Smith, Because the Night Belongs
Speaker 2: to Love. It was written by Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, Patty don't see a lot of Patty's anymore. If
Speaker 1: if if we were to play it, you guys would
Speaker 1: recognize it.
Speaker 2: Seven, You guys would not know this great song Still
Speaker 2: into You by Paramore. Six Your song by Elton John.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I think I know. We would
Speaker 2: know it if we heard it. Can you hummet? I
Speaker 2: don't know this one. It's I guarantee you when I'm
Speaker 2: not a big Elton John like celebrator. I don't even
Speaker 2: care how to leave on in my head, but I
Speaker 2: your song. It's your song, no, not mine. Number five
Speaker 2: Peter Gabrielle your huh. That's badass. It's a great song
Speaker 2: for the cure. It is hold on, don't tell me,
Speaker 2: tell me tell me No. I think it's going to
Speaker 2: be pictures.
Speaker 6: It makes it seem Jesus want to make you sing,
Speaker 6: show me out, and I promise you promised that I'll
Speaker 6: run away with you.
Speaker 2: I'll just is that just like heavy? Okay, I help
Speaker 2: with this one. Number three something by the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Thing and that's it's a George It's one of the
Speaker 1: George Harrison ones. It's fantastic. It's ah some and now
Speaker 1: I'm hearing another song. I'm sorry you would know it immediately.
Speaker 2: Number two Maps by the Yeah, yeah, yeahs are you serious?
Speaker 2: Well Maps? It's a great song, but it's really I
Speaker 2: don't know. Billboard's got a while. Yeah, I kind of
Speaker 2: said noon. Number one Heroes by David Bowie. That's number one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this sounds like a Berlin Wall thing. Uh you know heroes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, heroes. I didn't think it was like A
Speaker 2: and I. I can be king, we can be heroes just.
Speaker 1: For one day and I had the time of my life.
Speaker 2: I the rock, you know, it's the rock element. So
Speaker 2: let me just say that I do love a lot
Speaker 2: of that man's sensibilities.
Speaker 1: I mean, those are songs I love. I just would
Speaker 1: have thought he would have gone with different ones.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that would be number one rock love
Speaker 2: song of all time. Heroes. I don't think of it
Speaker 2: as that, But there's apparently like a love story about
Speaker 2: the Berlin wool and so that is he was over
Speaker 2: there and she was over there and then climbed it.
Speaker 1: That is during David Bowie's Berlin trilogy. So when he
Speaker 1: decided he went he made three records with Brian Eno
Speaker 1: in Berlin and they did and that was on I
Speaker 1: believe the second record of the Berlin Trilogy. But that
Speaker 1: song's amazing, dude. It gives me chills. It's a great song.
Speaker 1: And that to your rock sex playlist for tonight. Everyone
Speaker 1: there you go. Happy Valentine's Day, everybody, all right? Coming
Speaker 1: up next in the big finish, which hopefully is the
Speaker 1: same way you conclude the day's events and celebrate Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we will finish our SNL cast member bracket.
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Speaker 5: I get a question with the do y'all have it
Speaker 5: out the Cosmo? Are y'all there at Cosmo?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Huh, what's that? What is that? What about the Cosmo?
Speaker 2: CAUSEM cause them, Oh, Cosm, we need to get it
Speaker 2: at Cosm.
Speaker 1: We're working on Yeah, God would love to be there.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite plays. Tell doctor Cosm, we
Speaker 1: need to be there. And there a drink called Cosmo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 2: And then Cosmo was famously Kramer's actual name, right, Cosmo Kramer.
Speaker 2: I mean, the promotions for that was like, We're gonna
Speaker 2: find out Kramer's name Thursday Night on Seinfeld and there's
Speaker 2: a kid being like, what if it's just Kramer? I
Speaker 2: don't like Kramer is a weird name. Kramer Kramer? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't see Kramer's you know, if he didn't do
Speaker 2: that rant on that stand up act that night. I
Speaker 2: bet there would be a lot of people with the
Speaker 2: first name Kramer. But what that happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is a better name, Dick Butkis or Paula Kramer.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the golfer Paula Kramer, Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: football player Dick Butkis. That is kind of your super
Speaker 1: Bowl matchup of Valentine's Day names. Yeah, right, because that
Speaker 1: Dick butt kiss pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then everybody want to hang out with Paula Kramer. Yeah, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: because she's good at golf. So we got five of
Speaker 2: the Elite eight. End we got to finish that the
Speaker 2: SNL cast member bracket. Yep, we left you off with
Speaker 2: Dana Carvey sneaking in past Bill Murray.
Speaker 1: It was a good it was a really good matchup.
Speaker 1: But I think again we are leaning in on what
Speaker 1: they strictly did on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: Number one, Eddie Murphy, Number four, Amy Pohler, it's Eddie
Speaker 2: Murphy for me. I would agree, man, man, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: it's it's gotta be Eddie. But it's close.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, I I very few, very few cast
Speaker 1: members I hold in higher regard than Amy Pohler.
Speaker 2: First.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for us white guys, it comes down to do
Speaker 1: we want to be sexist?
Speaker 2: Racist? Yeah? Both? Number two Dan Aykroyd. Number three Tina Fa.
Speaker 2: I think way higher of Amy Poehler than Tina Fa
Speaker 2: in terms of what did on the show. Agreed, I
Speaker 2: do too.
Speaker 1: I'll go Dan Aykroyd because his ability to be the
Speaker 1: straight man and just look like a normal white guy
Speaker 1: on TV and then be absolutely insane was so much
Speaker 1: fun and so critical to launching this thing.
Speaker 2: You speaking of the insane.
Speaker 1: There was very few things at the time that were
Speaker 1: more culturally relevant than his Julia Child, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bleeding everywhere. She so good.
Speaker 1: It's a funny bit. It's a big giant white guy
Speaker 1: doing it. God was he was He also Jane you
Speaker 1: ignorant slut?
Speaker 2: Yes, that was on the news desk and then uh
Speaker 2: Blues Brothers and and that was part of the show.
Speaker 2: I wasn't a big fan of, but he was the
Speaker 2: guy who would got you know, he could just be
Speaker 2: a standard white guy. So they're doing an ad for
Speaker 2: Romcos bag of glass or something like that, dramatic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's playing with all these toys. Yeah, Okay, Dan Aykroyd. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think so that's fair. Original cast member too, right.
Speaker 1: Number one, Will Ferrell, Number five, Kate McKinnon. I mean
Speaker 1: it's Will Ferrell ferrels. Yeah, I think it is all right.
Speaker 2: Here we go. And probably because she, you know, cried
Speaker 2: at the piano Elita. Yeah, it was a bad thing.
Speaker 2: They all want that back way. What was that?
Speaker 1: After she didn't like the way a presidential election went,
Speaker 1: she cried out a piano.
Speaker 2: Now Lauren didn't have to allow it to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it wasn't funny. Number three Chris Farley, Number five,
Speaker 2: Bill Hayter. We'll wait to the point we have to
Speaker 2: go one two three and say what we're thinking. So
Speaker 2: we're like, yeah, okay, I think so one two three?
Speaker 2: What you say I was? I was giving. I was
Speaker 2: trying to set up the test rut of one two
Speaker 2: three say it, say it, but it would be Farley.
Speaker 2: So all right, all right, Chris Farley, boy Bill Hayter
Speaker 2: apparently not going to be there Sunday night. So who
Speaker 2: reported that I don't want to sign? Was it for
Speaker 2: a reason like a naighthtark. He's just not in the thing.
Speaker 2: He probably doesn't want to do it because he's like, ah,
Speaker 2: I got anxiety.
Speaker 1: Or probably tripping out over his living situation with that comedian.
Speaker 2: Yeah house, isn't he with the gal from bally Wong? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Number one, John Belushi, Number two, Kristin Wig. Wow, what
Speaker 2: a matchup. I just want to say it. Yeah, get one,
Speaker 2: two three? All right dude, that was a hell of
Speaker 2: a matchup. Anonymously, yeah, unanimously, and we were not going
Speaker 2: to let anyone hear that? Right? All right? Who will
Speaker 2: get in the final four? Well, Kristen Wig and Chris
Speaker 2: Farley are into the final four. They're on one half
Speaker 2: of the final four. Eddie Murphy versus Dana Carvey.
Speaker 1: Ah, Eddie Murphy for me, Well that's close though, God's close.
Speaker 2: Okay. See how many years Eddie Murphy on? I bet
Speaker 2: he was a hold on.
Speaker 1: I can tell you. I think Eddie Murphy was on
Speaker 1: for four years? Four years.
Speaker 2: That's about Dana. Dana Carvey was on for seven years.
Speaker 2: We got Buckwheat, we got Gumby.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind as you factor this in, if it
Speaker 1: was not for Eddie Murphy, Saturday Night Live would have
Speaker 1: been on for six years.
Speaker 2: Mister Robinson's neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. He single handedly saved the show. I'm
Speaker 1: going Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, I'm going Edward Murphy. One
Speaker 1: of the greatest, greatest black Irish comedians of all time
Speaker 1: is the Irish Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2: Number two, Dan Aykroyd, Number one, Will Ferrell one two three.
Speaker 2: This is the matchup we all wanted. Final four Number
Speaker 2: two Kristin Wig number three Chris Farley one two three
Speaker 2: Kristen Wig. Really really he count He combined wow and
Speaker 2: really wow. Really, it's kind of like Lowry's Wig Wow
Speaker 2: over Farley. I know where the skill. None of you
Speaker 2: want to take it back? Well, she's the best cast
Speaker 2: member of the two. I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 2: to take it back. Chippindale's keep going down by the River,
Speaker 2: Keep going Van the Chris Farley Show.
Speaker 1: That was so good Remember that time? Yea man, Why
Speaker 1: do you hate Christen Wig?
Speaker 2: Though? I love her, but sounds like it. I don't
Speaker 2: even think she's the best female cast member they've ever had.
Speaker 1: Gilda Radner, who would be, Hey McKennon, I take Kristin
Speaker 1: WII over Kate McKennon.
Speaker 2: I would do I would do, but it's close. I
Speaker 2: think most would. But just because of their homophobia, you
Speaker 2: act like Kristen Wigg is hetero. Hsh, she's married.
Speaker 1: You'll see a man and he's gay.
Speaker 2: Oh he's blind. Yeah, yeah, that's right, Cynthia. Number one,
Speaker 2: William Farrell, number two one, number one, Eddie Murphy one
Speaker 2: two three, Will Ferrell, Will Ferrell, y'all are gonna regret
Speaker 2: that because when the people show up. Let's take a
Speaker 2: look at Will Ferrell here. I'll see how long he
Speaker 2: was on the show, because I do think that kind of.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the show that wouldn't have existed if
Speaker 1: it wasn't for Eddie Murphy's So then why I have
Speaker 1: a bracket?
Speaker 2: Just give everything to the opening pass that started it.
Speaker 2: You're saying we can't get rid of one of the
Speaker 2: presidents on Mount Rushmore and changing, but a new one
Speaker 2: up there. I mean, come on, man, I I would
Speaker 2: just add Trump. So there were five. We should actually
Speaker 2: be a thumb. It is funny. I call it the
Speaker 2: Rushmore Trump Mountain. Seven seasons for Will Ferrell, sixty seven impressions,
Speaker 2: including one from way back in the day where he
Speaker 2: was Benjamin nettan Yahoo it's crazy boy. I doubt that
Speaker 2: holds up. He was so great as Janet Reno. This
Speaker 2: is his his audition where he's like, get off the shed.
Speaker 2: Oh so good, get down from the shed. First episode
Speaker 2: he's in. That guy was like the leading sketch, A
Speaker 2: new guy. His sketch. That documentary on Peacock. I've been
Speaker 2: telling you about the four part of the first one,
Speaker 2: just them watching their auditions. It's so good and his
Speaker 2: is perfect. He gets down on the ground like a
Speaker 2: cat and plays with the ball of the yarn. It's
Speaker 2: so funny. Got the crazy look in his eyes. So
Speaker 2: that sets it up for one. Will Ferrell's number two,
Speaker 2: Kristin Wig. There's your winner, Will Ferrell, right, not for me.
Speaker 1: This is a Spike vote Sinceadie Murphy got shafted, So
Speaker 1: you're going with.
Speaker 2: Kristin Wick.
Speaker 1: I absolutely am Ben Roger. This is the vote I
Speaker 1: never wanted to have to make. You know, this is
Speaker 1: like choose never Gonna Live with Mom or Dad and
Speaker 1: the divorce both great. I'm gonna go Will Ferrell as
Speaker 1: the greatest cast member of all time.
Speaker 2: That's really good. I think that's a popular choice. What's
Speaker 2: the greatest sketch of all time, The Hercules sketch the
Speaker 2: Legs Hercules lived with the Legs. They did a big
Speaker 2: thing on Vulture where they had they had sixty five
Speaker 2: riders and cast members got them together and just gave
Speaker 2: him a big survey like answer these questions like what's
Speaker 2: the cast member you'd like to work with the most,
Speaker 2: and what's the most famous sketch and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Which cast member do you think best represents the spirit
Speaker 2: of Saturday Night Live? Belushi? It was Will Ferrell and
Speaker 2: Keenan Thompson. Belushi was on the list, Gilda Radnor, Dan Aykroyd,
Speaker 2: Phil Hartman, Maya Rudolph, Danny Carvey, Kristen Wig. I think
Speaker 2: Chris Farley, Bill Murray.
Speaker 1: I think Maya Rudolph is probably the most underrated cast
Speaker 1: member in the history of this She is.
Speaker 2: She's amazing, There's no doubt. Like, what's the funniest that
Speaker 2: Snell sketch of all time? Your winner of that one
Speaker 2: was James Brown's Christmas hot Tub Party Incredible, which is
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 1: It's so good. As a kid, I can't tell you
Speaker 1: how many times I went around, went too hot in
Speaker 1: the hot tub, go make the wet.
Speaker 2: Days wearing nothing is dips it in, Go get in
Speaker 2: the what d go make the sweat? Number two Matt
Speaker 2: Foley manned down by the river and more cow bell
Speaker 2: they had on there. That's he than unfrozen cave Man Lawyer.
Speaker 2: It's so good, so good. Back to Buckwheet. Somehow will
Speaker 2: Forte spelling Bee got six on that list. I don't
Speaker 2: think I remember it. I don't either, A L R
Speaker 2: N P O T T T T S. He just
Speaker 2: keeps going deadpanned. It's weird. We should go now, though.
Speaker 1: Yep, let's get in the show. I hope everybody watches
Speaker 1: all this st L stuff. I'm sure we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it on Monday. Have a wonderful Valentine's Day. Music is
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