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Speaker 1: Certain geniuses can't work in the confines of normal societal

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structures of organization.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Stephen Hawking and Bree have a lot in common.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, Howard, uh.

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Speaker 1: Howard Hughes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you You could

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think that pissing in milk bottles and scattering them around

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your room and kind of haphazard ways so they spill

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and soak the carpet and piss would be crazy.

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Speaker 2: But no, it's just genius.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode

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of another below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan. I'm

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sidled up next to one Patrick Hickey.

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Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard granted.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, how are you good? Hot?

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Speaker 2: Very hot?

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. We had a we had a heat wave.

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I don't want to say unprecedented in Los Angeles, but

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maybe unprecedented.

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Speaker 2: It's uh yeah, I think for a full week of

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it being palm springs in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's miserable. I feel bad if people are like, oh,

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we got you complaining about your waiter.

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Speaker 1: Oh, come come on, come on into Los Angeles and

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I stand. I stood outside in Woodland Hills for three

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minutes on Sunday. I almost died. Yeah, I almost wasted

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away right there on the spot and die m So

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I haven't had power for two days.

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Speaker 2: You're going to talk about it on another podcast.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna break down the whole thing at patreon dot

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com slash another podcast show.

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Speaker 2: Here's another couple of plugs. So we wrapped up our

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coverage of the Batch arette. What a season it was

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not It was kind of horrible, okay, but we made

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it funny.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the podcast and so on the.

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Speaker 2: Bad TV feed, which you could possibly be listening to

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this coverage of Below Deck on we're going to be

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covering the Golden Bachelorette that's next week and that will

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be free, so you can hear us there. But you

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gotta share it. You got to tell friends about how

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funny we are. We got to grow that show and

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then we'll not put it behind a paywall, and if

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you don't, we'll put it behind a bag.

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Speaker 1: We'll kill you. Oh.

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Speaker 2: One last plug. This is going to be coming down

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the pike a little bit last weekend. Here we had

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two Sea Rats. We had Kyle from the last season

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of Below Deck o G and then we had Alex

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from the last season of sailing. Yeah, really fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited. That was a great interview, a great

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Speaker 2: We played a game called did a World Leader say it?

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and then the sea rats had to guess whether or

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not it was a World Leader or sea rat. That'll

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be out this Thursday. Love you guys very much. Stay

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tuned for Deadline. Let's get into the episode. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I want to say this must have been a great

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episode for you just because there there was lots of

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food for these Ohio swingers. I mean, I feel like

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we had like five meals.

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Speaker 1: Can I say something?

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Speaker 2: Sure?

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Speaker 1: I understand that one of one of my kind of

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brand pillars is culinary expert. That's right, right.

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Speaker 2: You broke down my birthday dinner amazingly well quite rude, Lee,

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you know, but you're an expert expert.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I haven't slept in I have

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not slept in two days, so I don't know what

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this show is going to be. I am delirious. Okay,

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the way that the food world is going right now?

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with are.

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pitch that comes my way. But yeah, no, I didn't

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break down every same thing because there was a lot

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of food. But yeah no, these people were lovely. We

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hate when people are lovely. This episode was not great.

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referenced it numerous times. The film Insomnia with al Pacino,

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Robin Williams serial killer chases him across a bunch of

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logs and almost dies. Righteah, Ellie is spiraling further into

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her al Pacino. I mean she's going to sprout eyebrows

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and a bad coke habit soon. I mean, she's just

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the gale breakdown at the end. I'm excited to get there. Either.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they do. They get you emotional. Yeah, Gail zero pots. Okay,

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on the pod. I think we should say screw you

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to Bravo and not ask permission.

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quite frankly, is because I like the early screeners. I

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can't watch this on a Monday night with everybody else.

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So it's our whole little digital red carpet every Friday morning.

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in line, get me a screener. But I may break

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that and get Gail on because I want to hear

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what's going on with her.

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between her on day thing.

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Speaker 1: What would that be?

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over there when you weren't around. You know that lady

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that made a dollhouse out of dead bodies or whatnot. Anyway,

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she kicked me off drink service.

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Speaker 1: Well she made the dollhouse out of charred dwellings and

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then the dolls were kind.

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we said, and I carry. I don't like you because

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you can be a backstabbing, cutthroat sea rat, but don't

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try and be above the fray.

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Speaker 1: No, don't wipe rangel zero knots. I mean, there's nothing

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worse than a white rangel. He comes in with his

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eagle Zord and he lays down on the tracks for

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the kids that he hops on top, and it's the

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megazord wings and then we're off into space fighting. The

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used man Tommy hatches the plan to send him into

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a comment and he's the one that saves the day.

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Speaker 1: Carry.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're a sea rat. Jesus Christ, let me know

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if you like us to kick this off.

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I'd like us to kick it off.

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all cylinders, now we got carry there. So we got

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four stews, you know, making things happen on the boat.

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We began with the episode with Kermit living the good

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life of upper management. You know that we should all

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enjoy when you finally attain that golden pedestal, your upper management.

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Speaker 1: Can you say that again?

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 1: Can you say the whole thing one more time?

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Speaker 2: Well, I just set it off the top of my head,

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I do.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, oh bumber, What was the gist?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm saying upper management. Oh, Kermit is enjoying upper management.

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You know, you got your feet up on a table,

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you're eating at your desk, You're looking at porn on

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your work compewter while your underlings are doing all the work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what everyone should aspire to. And let us

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supervise get in.

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Speaker 1: The comments, let us know if you've masturbated at work before.

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That's now. I was always like, who, you know, I'm

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always so scared of getting caught at anything, you know,

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I mean, the boss is looking at the IP address

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or I'm gonna get caught you know. I got caught

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stealing from a seven to eleven when I was like

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six years old. You know those little drops of breath

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freshener things.

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Speaker 2: Oh sure, I forget what those are called. Yeah, banaka butka, no,

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it's not that's what it's called. Really hit the back

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of your tongue with that. I did a rap one

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tongue because that's where the bad breath from. Uh. You know,

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a lot of like stuff hangs out on the back

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Speaker 1: When you did a rap one time, what do you.

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Speaker 1: Was it for a commercial?

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Speaker 2: To make my wife laugh?

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Speaker 1: That's cute?

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Speaker 2: Thanks naka.

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Speaker 1: I I tried to steal one of those things. The

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presumably Indian man stopped me dead in my tracks and

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was like, you can't steal, child, And my dad was

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standing right next to me. He said, what are you doing?

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He was disappointed in my lack of stealth, And ever

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since that day, I've been very, very afraid of authority,

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uh huh, including Miss Wasserman, my junior high school principal,

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who every time I had to sit across from her.

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I just cried like a bitch because she was a bitch.

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She was so mean.

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Speaker 2: You're bringing this up because.

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Speaker 1: I have not slept in two days. Okay. So Asha

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the grapes of upper management. Now we have to get

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to Joe and Gail. This does not go well.

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Speaker 2: Well, she shares it. She thinks that Joe has been

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a dick lately, right yeah, and we get a look

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back on his greatest dick moments.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a fan of Joe, No me,

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neither me neither. Joe is a necessary element to the cast.

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He is a cog that keeps this machine running to

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wherever it's running aground somewhere. But I'm not a fan.

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but he's good TV.

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Speaker 1: Great TV. So he tells her, and this is case

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in point why me and Pat aren't huge fans of

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Groud show. She tells him that he's been a dick

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for weeks, and he says it's on your head and

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then delivers, you know, our favorite apology. I'm sorry you

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feel that way.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry you feel that way yeah, which isn't really

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an apology at all.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not. Okay. So we get to dinner, very demure,

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very Grecian. While we prep for dinner, though, Ellie second

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students the New Girl, Irish Last Scottish Lass Carrie, Carrie, Carrie, Okay.

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Speaker 2: I want to grab the balk and Biscuit by the

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I don't know the shirt collar and say, look, Biscuit,

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she's not taking your job wiping pubes off a toilet's see, Okay,

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although some people go to school for six years to

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learn how to do that, I believe you are safe.

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Speaker 1: Well, and here's where I believe that Carrie was in

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fact above the fray. She said, you know, we're hanging

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happy birthday wreaths from a ninety nine cent store in crete.

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I'm not gonna get into a fight over this, that's right, right.

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It's like decorating at preschool right now. But it's a

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Speaker 2: Yeah. The disgusting part about all this is I believe

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Carrie's kind of acting out because Kermit makes her feel

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like a star, right, and so it makes you feel good, right,

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you gotta keep I guess in their good grace.

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so we've got a Colossuh what is it called a colossal?

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do you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, can I do a Meanwhile.

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one of those. He goes what he's talking about. You've

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had three in the last year. I go give me

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another one?

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Speaker 2: Better safe than sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I say, I'm trying to look after my health.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it was fine. Okay, I think you

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should share more about that.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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but he'll rise out of the ashes like a phoenix

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and serve stale cookies with ice cream bottom. Yeah, yeah,

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because that's what the phoenix.

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usually deliver desserts that are prepackaged, and that's just what

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phoenixes do. They've got more important shit going on, working

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for Dumbledore saving Harry C. S Lewis shit. I don't

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even you know. It's like I can't be bothered with

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dessert right now, But what our phoenix can be bothered

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with is tomatoes stuff with seasoned rice and whipped fata.

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Speaker 2: Which one?

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Speaker 1: So the tomatoes are. It's a very laborious endeavor. I

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would imagine stuffing cherry tomatoes with rice. One would ask

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is it worth it? I can imagine it being an

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extremely challenging task to net out what essentially amounts to

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a bunch of wilted little pieces of bullshit on top

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of a whipped feta. But these date nights suck it

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up like they do their spaghetti and chili. Yeah they enjoy,

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a lovely composition to the plate. So I would say,

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four pots, four pots, yeah, Jonah, marvelous stuff for Jonah.

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DJ and we get our second course pistachio crusted lamb,

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very lacquered. Usually when something is sopping like that, it's

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hiding something, maybe the cook. Maybe it's been sitting in

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the fridge for a couple of days. It's got a

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trick and nothing covers up trichinosis like some kind of

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pomegranate molasses. You know, everybody says that if you're out

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in the wilderness and you stumble upon a bear, I'm

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not going to get into it. Well, it's not a

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survival podcast. We have that at Patriot Dot Cops. Actually,

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the podcast one shows thea pat will tell you how

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to do things with flint and how to find north

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and other things.

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Speaker 2: So any more food at dinner, No, it's.

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Speaker 1: Just dicks and forearms. Meanwhile, meanwhile, the guests do a

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silent disco because when you book this vacation you have

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to worry about music licensing.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, they got cameras around. Can't be playing

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music that's not licensed. I'd argue, why not just pay

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for the music because it's very awkward when you see

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these people jumping around with headphones on. I want to

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make another note about DJs.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: In Los Angeles, Uh, there's a street called Sunset Boulevard

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and I drive on it very often, very popular street

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with billboards advertising whatever new movies are coming out. And

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Vegas owns quite a few billboards on Sunset Bulevard and

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they often promote DJs that will be performing at the

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various clubs. And one thing I've noticed about the pictures,

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because they always have the pictures of the DJs, every

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single one of them is fifty eight years old. Is

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there anything? Are there any twenty three year olds still

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in the DJ biz?

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Speaker 1: No? I think that the world's biggest DJs right now.

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I think it's sixty to seventy percent of the cast

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in New Jersey Shore.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there you go. And then Tiesto at Club Rate, Yes,

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and then old Europeans who have definitely trafficked in.

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Speaker 1: Do I want to say this? Bleep it? And then no,

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I'm not gonna. I was gonna say no. Yeah, they've

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harvested the spinal fluid of children.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a VJA at Club Palm and.

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Speaker 1: A VJ is dead.

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Speaker 2: He's dead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, So don't per me. It's all well,

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it is all over. Yeah, very tragic, bad, bad, bad,

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bad dose of coke. I think No, I think he

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got hit by a car. Oh really, I'm not sure.

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Speaker 2: I think it was a drug overdose. You think I

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think so?

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Speaker 1: Maybe suicide.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that was it. I'll look it up.

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Speaker 1: You keep going all of them.

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Speaker 2: I Meanwhile, Garret shows shares with Jonah that you know

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she might be headed to Prague with Nathan.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was suicide. Oh it was yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh man. You know Denzel Washington told Will Smith after

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you know he moronically slapped Chris Rock on national television.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well he was talking about Jada.

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Speaker 2: At your greatest moment, that's when the devil will come

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for you. People got to watch out for that. Just

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live a mediocre life, surely you'll be way happier.

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Speaker 1: And we just want to take this moment to apologize

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for all the things she said about Vichy in that

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mental health is a very very real thing. And if

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you're struggling with that, call one eight hundred, I just

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google it. Yeah, it's Google someday. It's something like that. So, yeah,

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Joe is putting the mac down on Carrie and Gil's

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going to Prague.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and during the club time, the ball can Biscuit

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asks Carrie to do dishes and she lets us know,

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her back hurts from carrying this whole goddamn team all season.

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It's interesting people's perception of their place in an organization.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Yeah, are you saying that she's incorrect in that?

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Speaker 2: I would Yes, that's what I would say, got it.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Carrie is asked to make some drinks. Ellie asks

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her not to make those drinks, and she begins to spiral.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: She says that she thought that there was somebody coming

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on to just float and now she's starting to, you know,

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kind of wind herself up a little bit. You know,

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Asha's betrayed me, Asia cares not for me, I'm in

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love with Joe again.

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Speaker 2: All this stuff, it's crazy. And then that's when Carrie

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proclaims that she's seen a lot of Sea Rat drama

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in the past and she wants no part of it.

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Speaker 1: Let's get to the next morning.

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Speaker 2: Breeze got beads nice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 2: Nice to know what twenty eight year old needs with

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my child needs to help her pick her shoes out

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in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Color coordination, Yeah, well, you know, certain geniuses can't work

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in the confines of normal societal structures of organization.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Stephen Hawking and Bree have a lot in common.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, howd uh.

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Speaker 1: Howard Hughes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you You could

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think that pissing in milk bottles and scattering them around

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your room and kind of haphazard ways so they spill

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and soak the carpet and piss would be crazy. But no,

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it's just genius. That's what's another example of genius.

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Speaker 2: Let me see her.

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Speaker 1: In the gardens roast chicken, right, so she'll she'll scream

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at Jeffrey and call him a bitch, and then she'll

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meet you. You would say, oh, that's mean, but it's not.

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It's genius. After she completely emasculates her her Southampton husband, I.

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Speaker 2: Love Jeffrey, she gets to go on and jeff wants

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an omelet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeffrey's chained in the basement. And when the omelet's ready,

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he will be unshackled, makeup will be put on, he'll

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get in his j crew and he'll come up and

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eat the hamlet and say you've done it again. Because

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if he doesn't, he's not gonna be appearing on the

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next episode of Contessa.

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Speaker 2: Ok. Yeah, all right, So these are always the worst

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parts of the episode, and because it's not good for podcasting,

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they do the inflatable relay race that took up about

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eight minutes of this episode.

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Speaker 1: The only thing from this was Joe hilariously saying, you know,

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I have the confidence now of a of a bos

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What is his position? He's lead deckhand, lead deckhand. I

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have a confidence from this position, and and that's why

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I'm gonna grab this by the reins and really excel

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in the plane of communication with the guests, that being

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getting with the primaries, looking at all the bullshit they've

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set up in the ocean, and going, so, what do

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you want to do with all this? You know, yes,

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because before that Joe didn't have the confidence to be

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able to do something.

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Speaker 2: Like that, but now he does. Now he does well,

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it was boring and I don't care who won, but

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Nate throws the game in favor of a good tip.

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Smart move there, set very smart. Now. Meanwhile, the Balkan

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Biscuit continues to feel sidelined. After you know, I guess

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Carrie coming in the boat and she's losing her drive.

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And then then we have lunch, Dylan, and this is

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where Kermit refers to John O as a quote unquote

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yo yo, chef. Now, I'd like to tell Kermit you

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can just say he's inconsistent. There's actually a word for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and his name's JOHNA, not Jana.

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Speaker 2: Did I say John O?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: God man?

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Speaker 1: Should you just talk? Should you?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: It's stomach stomach hot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be like the Balkan biscuit. I'll I'll carry

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this team. So Carrie was batting about a thousand until

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she started trading in that sea rat drama she claims

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to dislike so much. At this moment, she tells Kermit

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that Ellie wants to do everything herself and it's kind

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of Boston her around behind the scenes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, she dies.

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Speaker 2: This is this is true sea rat behavior on exhibit here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's really sad. Lunch is served. It's a

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lobster salad, which is a discussing combination of words. Lobster

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salad will of course be minced bug meat, folded in

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with mayonnaise and some kind of herb miss me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I've asked you this for how do

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you feel about a lobster role? Is that? I know

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you hate sea bugs, so I guess that's.

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Speaker 1: A dumb question.

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Speaker 2: No for me, it's a note for you. Have you

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ever had a lobster role?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I mean I've never had any on

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the on the cape or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: That's right, But well, I used to make him when

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I was a dishwasher at whether he'd seafood. It's pretty delicious,

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but that was many, many years ago, and it was

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much fresher seafood.

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Speaker 1: And when you say you used to make them while

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you were washing dishes, what did you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when no one was looking, I'd just go over

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to the boiler area, I'd pull out the lobster meat

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and make myself a lobsterll and then hide under a

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metal table and scarf it down.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: I used to also go in the freezer room where

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they had the desserts. I'd go in there and I

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just start stuff in my face with cheesecakes, steal French

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fries too, go in.

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Speaker 1: There and eat.

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Speaker 2: You eat in the freezer or the refrigerator. When you're

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an employee, that's how you get away with it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, those were tough days, huh.

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Speaker 2: I enjoyed it, okay, Yeah, I liked I liked to

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work in there.

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Speaker 1: Because the image of you kind of cowering under a table,

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cramming food in your faces.

471
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 2: Well, it's because I didn't want to get in trouble

472
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,519
because I didn't want to pay for it, and it

473
00:24:59,559 --> 00:25:02,599
wasn't my break. And they had laws that you weren't

474
00:25:02,599 --> 00:25:05,480
supposed to eat in a place we were preparing food,

475
00:25:05,519 --> 00:25:07,000
So I was breaking all sorts of rules.

476
00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:12,839
Speaker 1: Oh well, bad boy. Yeah, Carlos Santana rips comes on

477
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,480
when you walk into work, here comes.

478
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 2: But so I can do it.

479
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:23,079
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, well, one of the ohion says, if you touch

480
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:29,160
that sound, I'll kill you. Okay, so Carrie and Asia.

481
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,720
Carrie drops a dime here, We covered it. Ellie isn't

482
00:25:31,759 --> 00:25:33,960
sure what it is about Joe, but he keeps sucking

483
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,079
her back in I think by calling her a bitch.

484
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,799
Oh no, she called him a bitch. Whatever the details are,

485
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,599
it's insane to fall for this guy. Yeah, he's uh.

486
00:25:42,759 --> 00:25:46,079
He's insulted you to your face and behind your back

487
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,960
numerous times.

488
00:25:47,039 --> 00:25:51,759
Speaker 2: I think he's uh. He's utilizing a evolutionary kind of

489
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:56,440
what would the word be, basically just an evolutionary reality,

490
00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:58,960
which is when you play hard to get because you're

491
00:25:59,039 --> 00:26:01,759
emotionally unavailable that can be attractive to some people.

492
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he's got.

493
00:26:03,079 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: Three of these sa rats chasing after him.

494
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty astounding. That was a loud sip.

495
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 2: Huh No, I didn't hear it at all. Okay, great,

496
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,680
all right, let me do it meanwhile, Yeah, meanwhile, I

497
00:26:13,759 --> 00:26:16,839
think we're gonna head back to the dock. Ian explains

498
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:23,960
why it's dangerous parking a boat at night, and it's because,

499
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:30,279
according to Ian, it's dark. Can someone explain to him

500
00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:33,319
that everyone would like to know why two plus two

501
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,039
equals for I'm sure he can explain that.

502
00:26:36,799 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure if we had Terrence Howard here,

503
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,440
he would, you know, really throw a wrench into that

504
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,640
whole thing, something that we once thought to be so simple.

505
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:52,960
And then you have, you know, Copernicus, like innovators, Yes,

506
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,160
like Ian and Terrence Howard.

507
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:56,039
Speaker 2: Yeah.

508
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 1: You remember the guy from Iron Man that got fired?

509
00:26:58,079 --> 00:26:59,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, he was a pain in the ass

510
00:26:59,680 --> 00:26:59,960
I heard.

511
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, talented actor.

512
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,839
Speaker 2: Though, Oh yes, hustle and flow.

513
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,880
Speaker 1: Hustle and flow.

514
00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:09,359
Speaker 2: He said he didn't even like brap music when he

515
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:12,119
took the role. Yeah, his favorite artist is James Taylor.

516
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,960
I always remember that.

517
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, going to Carolina in my mind. Good lord, Okay.

518
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 2: Now, Dylan, we jumped to dinner. Yes, I feel bad

519
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,480
because there's a lot of heavy lifting for you.

520
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: That's okay. There's nothing to lift heavily about barrata and tomatoes. Okay.

521
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 2: He puts that fucking weird dust on the steak again too.

522
00:27:38,839 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: Whatever that is? Yeah?

523
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 2: Is that salt? What is that pink stuff?

524
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:50,519
Speaker 1: I believe it's some kind of eviscerated beetroot, dried and

525
00:27:50,599 --> 00:27:53,279
eviscerated beetroot. But I'm not sure. I get in the comments.

526
00:27:53,359 --> 00:28:00,160
Let us know, tomatoes and barrata is something that it's

527
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:06,359
done a lot. Oh, yes, yes, people, you know it's

528
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,400
a very very easy thing to make, if you're not

529
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:12,440
scratch making the barata, which is a very painstaking process,

530
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,880
what with putting the fragile curd into the shell of

531
00:28:18,079 --> 00:28:23,000
a firmer cheese. But Giano's not doing that. Ghana's ripping

532
00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:28,920
open a ripping open a package and throwing it out

533
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:34,039
of plate and then cutting tomatoes, which a mongoloid could do,

534
00:28:35,799 --> 00:28:41,160
and then saying here, eat it. So I wouldn't impress

535
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,119
he would.

536
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:46,079
Speaker 2: Impress, Hey, dil today, I went into subway get my lunch.

537
00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:49,319
You know, I'd like to have an avocado sandwich, and

538
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,960
the line was out the door, so I was pissed.

539
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,440
I was in a rush, so I went to this

540
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:55,759
coffee shop next door. I never had one of these.

541
00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:00,079
It was called a pizzetta. It was a pizza on

542
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:04,000
a croissant. It was the best damn thing I've ever

543
00:29:04,079 --> 00:29:06,000
eaten in my life. I'm going back tomorrow.

544
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: That's a fatty.

545
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,519
Speaker 2: It was fatty. I did not like it. It was very

546
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:12,440
it was a very small portion, so I allowed myself okay,

547
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,160
but it looked like basically a croissant cut in half

548
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:16,880
and then they basically put a pizza.

549
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: On top of it. Well, here's my thing. It's it's

550
00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:23,119
I don't judge anybody eating whatever food you want to eat,

551
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,359
but for you specifically, it was just surprising to me

552
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,119
that you would come anywhere near a croissant.

553
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,519
Speaker 2: Well that's true, but I was in a rush. Like

554
00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:34,160
I said, in the subway had people out the door,

555
00:29:34,319 --> 00:29:36,559
so I didn't get to have my normal fare, so

556
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,960
I ate a little unhealthy.

557
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:40,119
Speaker 1: You know, the crummy thing about subway is that it's

558
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,920
it's not Dantana's it's not musson franks. If a day

559
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,200
is jammed, there's really no favor you can curry with

560
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,240
the doorman of the nitre d. You have to wait

561
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:53,720
in line like everybody else. Do get food, kill us

562
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:58,039
with you. We talked about it last, We've talked about

563
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:05,319
it recently. Subways serves salmonilla vegetables. I fricked us corn syrup. Man.

564
00:30:05,519 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: Did you know the tuna fish doesn't even have fish

565
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:07,880
in it?

566
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:15,039
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's just warm plastic bags of flesh. And

567
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:18,839
it's kind of expensive too. I mean, if you ever

568
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:24,240
have the the privilege of seeing them swap out a

569
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:27,960
meat that you want, oh yeah, you'll never go again.

570
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:34,680
Because it's essentially like there's a body processing plant in

571
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:39,720
the back and they're just bringing in bags of fucking

572
00:30:40,319 --> 00:30:44,759
carrying meat and charging you twenty dollars to eat it

573
00:30:44,799 --> 00:30:45,839
on yoga mats.

574
00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:51,039
Speaker 2: I went to the veggie grill this week. Gosh, yeah,

575
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:54,400
that menu is amazing. I gonna try everything on it.

576
00:30:54,759 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm proud of you, man. So they loved it, Yeah,

577
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:04,079
they loved it. Synchronized filet and asparagus is dropped next.

578
00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:08,720
It always cks me out a little bit. The synchronized drop.

579
00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:14,920
It's very you know, it feels very amateur hour to me. Okay,

580
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:20,960
but it it reminds me of like a fourth grade

581
00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:25,680
play version of synch service, you know what I mean.

582
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,079
So it's just kind of like you don't have to

583
00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:33,000
do that though, right, But listen, Johno's killing a timeshare

584
00:31:33,039 --> 00:31:36,480
even checks in and Johno gets amazing marks from the guests.

585
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:39,160
Asia goes down starts a drooling like a fucking working

586
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:43,680
line German shepherd eating that fucking frozen or the opposite

587
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,720
of frozen. It was hot.

588
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think we'll ever get Captain Sandy to

589
00:31:49,759 --> 00:31:52,519
come in here, like it wouldn't be an easy interview

590
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,160
for her. I would ask her though, because she has

591
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,319
to get a lot of shit for disrupting dinners to

592
00:31:57,599 --> 00:32:00,519
go down there and ask them how dinner is? Does

593
00:32:00,559 --> 00:32:02,359
she in fact with this would be the question are

594
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:03,839
you doing it because you haven't been on camera all

595
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,319
day and this is the only chance.

596
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:08,319
Speaker 1: Because billion years you're way too scared of confrontation. You

597
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:09,559
would never ask that question.

598
00:32:10,759 --> 00:32:12,279
Speaker 2: I'd like the back and forth with her.

599
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 1: God, I want this interview schedule. If we interviewed Sandy,

600
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,200
would I be good cop and you'd be bad cop?

601
00:32:20,799 --> 00:32:22,240
Or would we have two bad cops?

602
00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:24,680
Speaker 2: Oh wow, You're always the bad cop and I'm the

603
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,880
good cop a little bit. Yeah, Like when we had

604
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,839
Kyle and Alex in here last week, I didn't want

605
00:32:28,839 --> 00:32:31,319
to call them sea rats to their face, right, you

606
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:32,079
reveled it?

607
00:32:32,839 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: Well, there's sea rats. Let me tell you something. If

608
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:43,039
a flamingo walked in here, would you call it an elephant?

609
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,359
Can you tell? Can you tell how insane I am

610
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,680
right now? Can you tell how dumb I am? Right?

611
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 2: No, Dylan, your genius is all about Oh wow, all right,

612
00:32:55,759 --> 00:32:56,680
are we done with dinner?

613
00:32:56,799 --> 00:32:59,559
Speaker 1: Absolutely? We end with some chat about how Gale hates Joe,

614
00:32:59,599 --> 00:33:00,599
and we get to the next day.

615
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,319
Speaker 2: Okay, well, yeah, all right, let's see Nate attempts to

616
00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:05,599
find a balance between bros versus host. Oh yeah, yeah.

617
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:10,599
Speaker 1: Next morning, before the tip meeting, Carrie and Ellie have

618
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:15,079
a little tip. Ellie needlessly bosses Carrie around and then

619
00:33:15,279 --> 00:33:17,880
breaks down the Joe drown.

620
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: The dynamic of the boat in the boat man's.

621
00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: And she slips in a little thing that is very

622
00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:31,759
very purposeful. Ellie's horny, h And because Ellie's horny, she

623
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,839
is trying to pull a little Dennis Rodman on Carrie,

624
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:42,039
So trying to box around. Ah. She's trying to tell her,

625
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,599
do not come for him. And she says that by

626
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:49,960
saying I still care for him.

627
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,039
Speaker 2: Ah. Yes, that's the language I think of women that

628
00:33:53,119 --> 00:33:55,920
I wouldn't understand because I go, oh, what happened with

629
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,319
you and that girl? And then you if you go

630
00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,319
and we made it out a little bit, and you

631
00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:02,480
seem like you don't care that much, you say I

632
00:34:02,519 --> 00:34:04,599
still care for that's you give me the green light

633
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:10,840
to porker. That's the difference between men and women.

634
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 1: Dill Oh, that's the difference between you and pork It's

635
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,760
just revolting.

636
00:34:27,039 --> 00:34:35,159
Speaker 2: Pork tip meeting Sandy couldn't be happier. Positive vibes all

637
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:40,239
around the tip. You'll never guess it's twenty thousand dollars.

638
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:43,679
Do they even need to mention the tip anymore? Every

639
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:48,480
single tip this season has been twenty thousand dollars?

640
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: Hey, can we get a bad tip? Please? Can we

641
00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:57,480
get just a disastrous charter and bad tip? Please?

642
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,679
Speaker 2: Well, this is becoming a very unnecessary exercise. And they

643
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,199
tried to the monotony of it. They tried to break

644
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,400
it up by not letting us know what that would

645
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:12,880
break down each sea rat in usd Instead, they chose Euros.

646
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:16,719
I see what you're doing there, and I'm not entertained.

647
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: So we get to a meeting, a different kind of meeting.

648
00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 2: Is this Carmit and Carrie catching up a pre friend

649
00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:27,760
sheet may Ah Stacey.

650
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,199
Speaker 1: And Brad Stacey and Brad lovely couple that Asia has

651
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,960
worked with before. I think they were a nightmare and

652
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,840
they fought now.

653
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:37,519
Speaker 2: I think so. I think I remember one of the

654
00:35:37,599 --> 00:35:38,679
dudes that I saw in the.

655
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: Trailer, Yeah, I think there was an argument over.

656
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:46,360
Speaker 2: Now these aren't the guys that we interviewed, one of

657
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,960
them being alex Is. Now are you sure?

658
00:35:49,079 --> 00:35:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah? Positive?

659
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, anyway.

660
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,519
Speaker 1: They get They're fun, they're ready to kill it. They're

661
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:58,679
going to do drag queens. We're going to see the

662
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:01,480
whole thing next week, carrying Ellie get ready together. Carrie

663
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:05,440
gets a shit stain for her trouble, and then we

664
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,280
get to Gail. She is being treated by Nathan in

665
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,760
ways that her ex didn't thoughts.

666
00:36:10,679 --> 00:36:13,519
Speaker 2: Well hold on. Gail shared she never felt like her

667
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:19,400
ex that she cheated on was a priority, but Nate

668
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,559
keeps her as a priority. So I want to talk

669
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:26,960
to Gail. And you know, Gail, I think you probably

670
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,400
listened to the podcast. This is a new segment called

671
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:34,559
Pat's Life Lessons. Here's Paths Life lesson. New is always

672
00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:38,840
better for about ten minutes. It's because new means you

673
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,920
haven't caught them picking their nose, they haven't said they'd

674
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:44,599
be at home at ten but then get home at

675
00:36:44,599 --> 00:36:49,360
four in the morning. New is better. You shouldn't wax

676
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:53,360
poetic about new relationships until it's not new, right, don't

677
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,039
sing the praises of the new person until you've been

678
00:36:56,119 --> 00:36:59,400
with them for five months, because in my opinion, you

679
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:01,880
don't know a person until you've been with them for

680
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,639
three months, and that means a lot of time.

681
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,639
Speaker 1: I would I would say longer than that. But yes,

682
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:10,719
it's you have to look at men like Skadoo's. Yeah,

683
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,360
you're gonna get bored with the news Skadoo eventually, eventually.

684
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,760
While it's new, it's fun, right, it's fun. But what

685
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,519
you have to do is you have to find the

686
00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:27,480
kind of the kind of character and principle within the

687
00:37:27,599 --> 00:37:30,760
jet ski that aligns with your love and then and

688
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:37,440
only then will you ride the waves of monogamy successfully.

689
00:37:38,119 --> 00:37:42,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, well put things well anyway. Yeah, I'm curious if

690
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:44,519
Gail's still with Nathan. I don't think they're together.

691
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, hopefully we'll talk to Gil. So the more

692
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,320
Joe gets to know Carry, the more cooler she is.

693
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,599
Quote from him, Joe runs through the women on the

694
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:55,880
boat like, I don't.

695
00:37:55,639 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 2: Know these are his options.

696
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: Well, I mean Joe, Joe has gone and after it's

697
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:06,480
basically anyone who is walking and who is not already

698
00:38:06,559 --> 00:38:10,079
committed to somebody. So Gail is with Nathan, Asia is

699
00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:14,679
with somebody else, and Sandy is a lesbian. If she

700
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,840
wasn't give it a shot, he would absolutely give it

701
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:23,519
a shot. So if you have legs and I'm not

702
00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:30,960
gonna keep going. But and that's not a comment. That's

703
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,960
not a commentary on the aesthetic of any of the women.

704
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Everybody's beautiful on the show, but everybody it's tea. I'm

705
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,639
no prize, so yeah, me, neither Jesus Christ. So the

706
00:38:53,679 --> 00:38:59,159
more Joe said that, it's allergies too. You know, we

707
00:38:59,159 --> 00:39:01,519
we had to stay at at the parents' house. It's

708
00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:04,320
a foreign room. Yeah, you wake up and you go

709
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,800
what particulates have I inhaled.

710
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, the bed sheets probably been washed

711
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:12,599
in the years. You could be breathing that in right.

712
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: Exactly. What happened to me last night is similar to

713
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,280
what happened to the aliens and War of the worlds.

714
00:39:18,559 --> 00:39:21,159
Speaker 2: Oh oh, they died because they couldn't breathe our ear

715
00:39:21,519 --> 00:39:22,440
or drink our water.

716
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, they caught a cold.

717
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 2: You think they would have sent an initial team out

718
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,360
to test that before they started walking around among.

719
00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: These aliens are such fucking morons.

720
00:39:30,599 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 2: I mean, you have all the technology to have weapons

721
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,239
of mass destruction land on our planet. No one checked

722
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,880
to make sure that they could live here it was sustainable.

723
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,760
And that's what That's a real hole in the plot.

724
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what happens when you kind of get this bloodlust.

725
00:39:46,639 --> 00:39:51,920
I mean, look at Hitler didn't win.

726
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,559
Speaker 2: No tested the water.

727
00:39:55,960 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: Yes, So the more Joe gets to know care, the

728
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,400
bore cooler she is. Just wanted to remind everybody that

729
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,159
he has said that, and that we've said that forty

730
00:40:06,199 --> 00:40:08,039
five times, so it's.

731
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Speaker 2: Very clear that oh, yeah, dinner, right now.

732
00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:12,639
Speaker 1: We're at dinner. It's very clear that we're at dinner

733
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,000
right now. Ellie is saying that it's hard to fault

734
00:40:17,079 --> 00:40:20,400
Carrie for anything. Hard isn't the word. I would say.

735
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,639
Speaker 2: She blames Kermit by the way.

736
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,679
Speaker 1: She does blame Kermit, but not all the way. I

737
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,679
would say. It's actually impossible to fault Carrie for anything

738
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,840
except dropping dimes. John O, and E and the responsible

739
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,400
boys head back to the boat for a little sleep

740
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,280
while the others had to an old haunt. This is

741
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:38,039
the place where Ellie and Joe hooked up for the

742
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:40,800
first time, and Ellie is attempting to pour it on

743
00:40:41,079 --> 00:40:46,000
again with Joe. It is not working, she says, no

744
00:40:46,119 --> 00:40:53,400
man his right mind would turn down a night with her. Well,

745
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,719
I mean, do you.

746
00:40:54,679 --> 00:40:56,639
Speaker 2: Want to sleep with the guitar player from White Snake?

747
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:00,360
I guess yeah.

748
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 1: I mean, if you were single, I would say that's true,

749
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:11,039
you know. But the issue is that Ellie does this

750
00:41:11,119 --> 00:41:16,599
thing where Ellie says Joe is only interested in women

751
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:19,880
that are giving him attention, which is a little bit

752
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:24,159
of a of a a woman versus woman. It's woman

753
00:41:24,199 --> 00:41:26,800
on woman crime a little bit. You get what I mean.

754
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:27,199
Speaker 2: I think.

755
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: So, not only is it a backhanded compliment or a

756
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,360
backhanded attack at Carrie. Attack is a big word, but

757
00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:40,280
it's a slight. It's also just factually incorrect because you're

758
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:41,079
giving him attention.

759
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 2: You asked him on a date. He didn't want that attention.

760
00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 1: And we're not you know, I'm team Ellie all day,

761
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:51,280
over time, like the a lot. But you know, there's

762
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:58,039
some some fallacies here. So we get into the vans

763
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,079
after a quite anti clement Arctic evening at the club.

764
00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 2: He drops a little dime here.

765
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,519
Speaker 1: Yes, nothing like booking a plane ticket drunk.

766
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's going to meet up with Nathan. Nathan and

767
00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:17,400
not in Drogue, in Dublin. And those plans don't include Gail. No,

768
00:42:18,159 --> 00:42:21,000
but I guess she's not a prosy toys.

769
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: In her If Gail wants to come along, she's she's

770
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,639
fine to come along.

771
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: No one likes to be a third wheel deal.

772
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, and nobody likes to be propositioned for threesomes

773
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,559
with you know, one guy you like and one guy

774
00:42:36,559 --> 00:42:40,760
that you absolutely hate, And that is for certain a

775
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,800
thing that would happen if the three of them went

776
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,960
to Dublin. They get back to the boat and Gail

777
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:52,000
breaks down in a manner that can only be described

778
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:58,360
as alcohol fueled, because this is you know, for all

779
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,639
for lack of a better word, completely fucking insane.

780
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hoping there was. It was just a misunderstanding.

781
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we'll see. Here's the thing. I know, people

782
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,480
fall hard. You know, I fell hard for my wife,

783
00:43:10,519 --> 00:43:14,440
but he hasn't known each other for three and a

784
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,000
half weeks.

785
00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:18,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's lust, young Love's young lust. It's a fun thing.

786
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a fun thing. You know what else is

787
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,599
a fun thing? This podcast. And if you think it's

788
00:43:22,599 --> 00:43:25,039
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789
00:43:25,119 --> 00:43:27,320
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