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Speaker 3: We are Orlando's rock station, ask LCTB. The Life Coach
Speaker 3: segment brought to you by Petties Meats. As always appreciate
Speaker 3: that Petties State run four to thirty four in Longwood,
Speaker 3: just west of Ie for same place they've been for
Speaker 3: over forty years.
Speaker 2: Here's what the Life Coach does. Walk in there, pour
Speaker 2: yourself an ice cold free Giraft beer and just peruse
Speaker 2: the aisles. Pick out the delectable items you want. They
Speaker 2: have you covered from appetizers all the way through desserts.
Speaker 3: I was say the Thanksgiving spread that you bought like
Speaker 3: dozens of prepared meals ahead of Thanksgiving from Petties.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's delicious. Nice. I got the special ones we
Speaker 2: talked about. We're past Thanksgiving man boom and Christmas party
Speaker 2: the other I Alexir huh oh were you there? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was crazy. They my temporary pilot Hunter Park on
Speaker 2: the roof. Who Hunter is your Well, I mean he's
Speaker 2: pardoned now, so you know, coke chargers shouldn't matter. Party
Speaker 2: was great though, from starting to finish dude old LC
Speaker 2: got the Lampshade award though I was dancing on our
Speaker 2: bar with four receptionists. Well, that's actually part of why
Speaker 2: I got the lampshade because I kept calling him receptionist
Speaker 2: on the mic. I was telling him to take their
Speaker 2: tops off them five or six too many dirty martinis
Speaker 2: up there. Not that they overserved me there responsible and
Speaker 2: I had. I had a flight, obviously a dry flyer.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a bit confused as to the four receptionists.
Speaker 3: I think you might have misinterpreted what they did because
Speaker 3: we don't have any receptionists here in our building.
Speaker 2: Maybe they were just part of the party. I don't know.
Speaker 2: They could have been servers. I was seeing six. I
Speaker 2: called dude Eliseo. I got in trouble for, you know,
Speaker 2: yelling Merry Christmas on the mic. It's not taking well
Speaker 2: in this PC world. Stepping It's okay. I had a
Speaker 2: chant going on the microphone from left to right. It
Speaker 2: was like, left side, take their right side tops off.
Speaker 2: Four drunk sales guys got into the chant. That's it.
Speaker 3: Hey, hold on a second, is that the north Face
Speaker 3: logo on your sports jacket? I've never oh you liked
Speaker 3: the new look. Wow, the north Face offered sports jacket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like the weather the Weather Channel, they
Speaker 2: have their sponsors, right, pretty cool aware this time of
Speaker 2: the this time of the year, because well it's chili
Speaker 2: out north Face. Pretty cool, very cool. Yeah, I get
Speaker 2: the reference. Thank you for all the questions. At two
Speaker 2: two five two six Life Coach, we're having a real
Speaker 2: issue with our son being a slight. We begged him
Speaker 2: relentlessly to clean his room to no avail signed please help.
Speaker 2: You just said the first part of your problem. You
Speaker 2: begged him, Well, do you like one of those will
Speaker 2: work for food sign holders? Did you hold a sign
Speaker 2: outside his bedroom that said please clean your room?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: You teach by fear. Teach that boy. If he doesn't
Speaker 2: clean up the contents of his room, he's losing them.
Speaker 2: Then when he doesn't, you throw all the contents in
Speaker 2: the of the room in the front yard. Yeah.
Speaker 3: That happened to you as a kid, right right. My
Speaker 3: mom used to do that to me and my brother
Speaker 3: and sisters. But see the difference, we really didn't even
Speaker 3: have that messy rooms. She just you know, was she
Speaker 3: dropped the hammer. She just was over dealing with four
Speaker 3: of us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it. Yeah, it was over dealing with
Speaker 2: four receptions. That's great. But you see the difference here,
Speaker 2: Pat is these parents that I'm talking to right now.
Speaker 2: They're doing something Your mom didn't have the balls to
Speaker 2: do well because she doesn't have balls because she's a mom. Anyway,
Speaker 2: that's near that. You neither hear nor there. But they
Speaker 2: need to douse the materials with gas and light it up.
Speaker 2: Problem solved. The kid's contents are gone, as you said,
Speaker 2: his room's always going to be straight now and in
Speaker 2: the future, and his doubles as a bonfire with the
Speaker 2: colder tempts. Got it?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are a lot of things coming in life.
Speaker 2: Coach husband is mad because I hit a deer with
Speaker 2: my truck then brought it home. In this economy, how
Speaker 2: do I not keep free meat?
Speaker 3: The wife brought the deer homes.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm looking at him double chicken for typos
Speaker 2: and says I'm country husband's city Oh I'm country Husband's
Speaker 2: a city flicker. Sorry. Do I just throw it out
Speaker 2: or process it as they say in the city or
Speaker 2: the country. You go, girl, this right, not only keep it,
Speaker 2: but field dress. That thing makes in venice and chili
Speaker 2: and force that wimpy husband years to eat it like
Speaker 2: you would a bowl of peas. You see, you know
Speaker 2: the chili chick. You've done that, right, But what the
Speaker 2: chili trick? You just kind of you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 3: About, the chili trick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where you make chili vendis and chili.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did that to my Yeah, yeah yeah, legend
Speaker 3: huh yeah, leg right.
Speaker 2: There's a keeper wife this one. Oh got you got
Speaker 2: a girl hitting a deer and slinging that thing into
Speaker 2: the truck or even on the hood of the car.
Speaker 2: If I'm a cop and I see a lady drive
Speaker 2: with a deer on the hood or the roof, I'm
Speaker 2: letting her go. Hey, their life coach.
Speaker 3: Break down on the side of the road. Honey, just
Speaker 3: stay in the car. I got this.
Speaker 2: You sit here and WI you sit she said, quote
Speaker 2: unquote seating slicker. Hey, their life coach, just need a recommendation. Today,
Speaker 2: I'm celebrating twelve years of being out of prison. Wow,
Speaker 2: what do you What should I do to celebrate that
Speaker 2: will not get me sent back? I say, lay low,
Speaker 2: this is not something you'd normally hear from the life coach.
Speaker 2: But stay out of the bars. Seriously, I think if
Speaker 2: it's twelve years out, you will want to make it
Speaker 2: to the For you, it's gonna be the Lucky thirteen.
Speaker 2: Don't discover white claw. No, there's no laws of white claws,
Speaker 2: and you need laws. Okay, twelve years of congratulations, that's awesome. Nice,
Speaker 2: Thanks for tuning in for the segment. Hopefully you just
Speaker 2: keep it cleaning baby Elsie wondering how to budget effectively effectively? Sorry,
Speaker 2: in order to save for a save money for a house. Uh,
Speaker 2: the way the economy is, you may want to save
Speaker 2: for a tiny house. What the hell is wrong with
Speaker 2: your listeners? This is TEXTA just came in. What's the
Speaker 2: difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never
Speaker 2: had a kidney bean on my face.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That's a that's a throwback reference to the
Speaker 3: last idiotology.
Speaker 2: Oh you you and that other guy talking about kidney
Speaker 2: beans and chickpeas chili. Yeah, we get off on a tangent.
Speaker 2: Take that one to the water cooler today. What's the
Speaker 2: difference between a kidney being and a chickpea? Never had
Speaker 2: a kidney being in my face. You got some good
Speaker 2: ones out.
Speaker 3: There, dude, nothing but the best on this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, high quality.
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Speaker 2: This swap LCTB with the with the holiday season coming up,
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on the turduckan I kind of
Speaker 2: missed the mark on that one. I think that was
Speaker 2: for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: Yeh, you can do tur ducking for Christmas.
Speaker 2: For Christmas, I tell you what, That's probably one of
Speaker 2: John Madden's best inventions.
Speaker 3: They were show on how those get put together on
Speaker 3: you know, Thanksgiving football, and I looked at that and
Speaker 3: I go, you want to know what that looks like?
Speaker 3: That looks like a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2: It is for some of the birds, that's for sure,
Speaker 2: namely the ter anyway, but that was like John Madden's
Speaker 2: best invention. Besides is a football video game to make
Speaker 2: right over here next door? Boom boom? Isn't that what
Speaker 2: he said to power here in the boom ba boom? Wow? Uh? Person?
Speaker 2: Did you ever?
Speaker 3: Did you ever roll on the Madden Cruiser with the
Speaker 3: Lake coach? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I gave him some quality, you know, quality life coaching
Speaker 2: because he was having issues with flying Mad Madden Cruiser.
Speaker 2: So I would go on his cruiser and say, here's
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do. I need you to close your eyes,
Speaker 2: big guy, and we're just gonna and I'd home and
Speaker 2: I'd go. We act like we were flying and building
Speaker 2: up to it. We tried getting right. He just he
Speaker 2: never sailed. How are we doing? On time? Slot?
Speaker 3: Another one?
Speaker 2: And if you desire, LCTB, A hunter looks like.
Speaker 3: He's on edge over there.
Speaker 2: You don't, right, unter hols up like this question is
Speaker 2: just came in, lct Clean under your you know, mom,
Speaker 2: say clean your nose, clean under the nose. What's you bud?
Speaker 2: Can't have you up in those the high skies like that, LCTB. No,
Speaker 2: it's not helping you again, LCTB. Like your numerous doctorate
Speaker 2: degrees that you have in many states. I only have
Speaker 2: one doctorate in pharmacy. What is your favorite degree? I
Speaker 2: had a pharmacist degree. Yeah, it's quite beneficial. Started a
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