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<v Speaker 1>Seed Advice, Taco Bub to the Rescue, tipper Asque Taco Bub.

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<v Speaker 2>On one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station, ask LCTB. The Life Coach

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<v Speaker 3>segment brought to you by Petties Meats. As always appreciate

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<v Speaker 3>that Petties State run four to thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 3>just west of Ie for same place they've been for

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<v Speaker 3>over forty years.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what the Life Coach does. Walk in there, pour

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<v Speaker 2>yourself an ice cold free Giraft beer and just peruse

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<v Speaker 2>the aisles. Pick out the delectable items you want. They

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<v Speaker 2>have you covered from appetizers all the way through desserts.

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<v Speaker 3>I was say the Thanksgiving spread that you bought like

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<v Speaker 3>dozens of prepared meals ahead of Thanksgiving from Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, it's delicious. Nice. I got the special ones we

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<v Speaker 2>talked about. We're past Thanksgiving man boom and Christmas party

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<v Speaker 2>the other I Alexir huh oh were you there? Yeah? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was crazy. They my temporary pilot Hunter Park on

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<v Speaker 2>the roof. Who Hunter is your Well, I mean he's

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<v Speaker 2>pardoned now, so you know, coke chargers shouldn't matter. Party

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<v Speaker 2>was great though, from starting to finish dude old LC

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<v Speaker 2>got the Lampshade award though I was dancing on our

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<v Speaker 2>bar with four receptionists. Well, that's actually part of why

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<v Speaker 2>I got the lampshade because I kept calling him receptionist

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<v Speaker 2>on the mic. I was telling him to take their

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<v Speaker 2>tops off them five or six too many dirty martinis

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<v Speaker 2>up there. Not that they overserved me there responsible and

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<v Speaker 2>I had. I had a flight, obviously a dry flyer.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm a bit confused as to the four receptionists.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you might have misinterpreted what they did because

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<v Speaker 3>we don't have any receptionists here in our building.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they were just part of the party. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>They could have been servers. I was seeing six. I

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<v Speaker 2>called dude Eliseo. I got in trouble for, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>yelling Merry Christmas on the mic. It's not taking well

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<v Speaker 2>in this PC world. Stepping It's okay. I had a

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<v Speaker 2>chant going on the microphone from left to right. It

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<v Speaker 2>was like, left side, take their right side tops off.

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<v Speaker 2>Four drunk sales guys got into the chant. That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hold on a second, is that the north Face

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<v Speaker 3>logo on your sports jacket? I've never oh you liked

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<v Speaker 3>the new look. Wow, the north Face offered sports jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, like the weather the Weather Channel, they

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<v Speaker 2>have their sponsors, right, pretty cool aware this time of

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<v Speaker 2>the this time of the year, because well it's chili

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<v Speaker 2>out north Face. Pretty cool, very cool. Yeah, I get

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<v Speaker 2>the reference. Thank you for all the questions. At two

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<v Speaker 2>two five two six Life Coach, we're having a real

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<v Speaker 2>issue with our son being a slight. We begged him

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<v Speaker 2>relentlessly to clean his room to no avail signed please help.

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<v Speaker 2>You just said the first part of your problem. You

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<v Speaker 2>begged him, Well, do you like one of those will

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<v Speaker 2>work for food sign holders? Did you hold a sign

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<v Speaker 2>outside his bedroom that said please clean your room?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>You teach by fear. Teach that boy. If he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>clean up the contents of his room, he's losing them.

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<v Speaker 2>Then when he doesn't, you throw all the contents in

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<v Speaker 2>the of the room in the front yard. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That happened to you as a kid, right right. My

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<v Speaker 3>mom used to do that to me and my brother

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<v Speaker 3>and sisters. But see the difference, we really didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>have that messy rooms. She just you know, was she

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<v Speaker 3>dropped the hammer. She just was over dealing with four

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<v Speaker 3>of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get it. Yeah, it was over dealing with

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<v Speaker 2>four receptions. That's great. But you see the difference here,

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<v Speaker 2>Pat is these parents that I'm talking to right now.

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<v Speaker 2>They're doing something Your mom didn't have the balls to

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<v Speaker 2>do well because she doesn't have balls because she's a mom. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's near that. You neither hear nor there. But they

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<v Speaker 2>need to douse the materials with gas and light it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Problem solved. The kid's contents are gone, as you said,

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<v Speaker 2>his room's always going to be straight now and in

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<v Speaker 2>the future, and his doubles as a bonfire with the

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<v Speaker 2>colder tempts. Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there are a lot of things coming in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Coach husband is mad because I hit a deer with

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<v Speaker 2>my truck then brought it home. In this economy, how

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<v Speaker 2>do I not keep free meat?

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<v Speaker 3>The wife brought the deer homes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm looking at him double chicken for typos

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<v Speaker 2>and says I'm country husband's city Oh I'm country Husband's

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<v Speaker 2>a city flicker. Sorry. Do I just throw it out

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<v Speaker 2>or process it as they say in the city or

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<v Speaker 2>the country. You go, girl, this right, not only keep it,

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<v Speaker 2>but field dress. That thing makes in venice and chili

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<v Speaker 2>and force that wimpy husband years to eat it like

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<v Speaker 2>you would a bowl of peas. You see, you know

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<v Speaker 2>the chili chick. You've done that, right, But what the

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<v Speaker 2>chili trick? You just kind of you know what I'm talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About, the chili trick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where you make chili vendis and chili.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I did that to my Yeah, yeah yeah, legend

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<v Speaker 3>huh yeah, leg right.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a keeper wife this one. Oh got you got

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<v Speaker 2>a girl hitting a deer and slinging that thing into

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<v Speaker 2>the truck or even on the hood of the car.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm a cop and I see a lady drive

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<v Speaker 2>with a deer on the hood or the roof, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>letting her go. Hey, their life coach.

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<v Speaker 3>Break down on the side of the road. Honey, just

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<v Speaker 3>stay in the car. I got this.

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<v Speaker 2>You sit here and WI you sit she said, quote

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<v Speaker 2>unquote seating slicker. Hey, their life coach, just need a recommendation. Today,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm celebrating twelve years of being out of prison. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you What should I do to celebrate that

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<v Speaker 2>will not get me sent back? I say, lay low,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not something you'd normally hear from the life coach.

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<v Speaker 2>But stay out of the bars. Seriously, I think if

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<v Speaker 2>it's twelve years out, you will want to make it

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<v Speaker 2>to the For you, it's gonna be the Lucky thirteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't discover white claw. No, there's no laws of white claws,

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<v Speaker 2>and you need laws. Okay, twelve years of congratulations, that's awesome. Nice,

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for tuning in for the segment. Hopefully you just

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<v Speaker 2>keep it cleaning baby Elsie wondering how to budget effectively effectively? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>in order to save for a save money for a house. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the way the economy is, you may want to save

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<v Speaker 2>for a tiny house. What the hell is wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>your listeners? This is TEXTA just came in. What's the

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<v Speaker 2>difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never

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<v Speaker 2>had a kidney bean on my face.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry. That's a that's a throwback reference to the

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<v Speaker 3>last idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you you and that other guy talking about kidney

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<v Speaker 2>beans and chickpeas chili. Yeah, we get off on a tangent.

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<v Speaker 2>Take that one to the water cooler today. What's the

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<v Speaker 2>difference between a kidney being and a chickpea? Never had

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<v Speaker 2>a kidney being in my face. You got some good

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<v Speaker 2>ones out.

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<v Speaker 3>There, dude, nothing but the best on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, high quality.

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<v Speaker 3>Search high and low on the dial, folks, l c

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<v Speaker 3>TB with the harp preads the top.

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<v Speaker 2>This swap LCTB with the with the holiday season coming up,

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<v Speaker 2>What are your thoughts on the turduckan I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>missed the mark on that one. I think that was

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<v Speaker 2>for Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeh, you can do tur ducking for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>For Christmas, I tell you what, That's probably one of

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<v Speaker 2>John Madden's best inventions.

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<v Speaker 3>They were show on how those get put together on

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Thanksgiving football, and I looked at that and

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<v Speaker 3>I go, you want to know what that looks like?

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<v Speaker 3>That looks like a pain in the ass.

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<v Speaker 2>It is for some of the birds, that's for sure,

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<v Speaker 2>namely the ter anyway, but that was like John Madden's

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<v Speaker 2>best invention. Besides is a football video game to make

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<v Speaker 2>right over here next door? Boom boom? Isn't that what

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<v Speaker 2>he said to power here in the boom ba boom? Wow? Uh? Person?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you ever roll on the Madden Cruiser with the

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<v Speaker 3>Lake coach? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I gave him some quality, you know, quality life coaching

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<v Speaker 2>because he was having issues with flying Mad Madden Cruiser.

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<v Speaker 2>So I would go on his cruiser and say, here's

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<v Speaker 2>what we're gonna do. I need you to close your eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>big guy, and we're just gonna and I'd home and

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<v Speaker 2>I'd go. We act like we were flying and building

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<v Speaker 2>up to it. We tried getting right. He just he

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<v Speaker 2>never sailed. How are we doing? On time? Slot?

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<v Speaker 3>Another one?

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<v Speaker 2>And if you desire, LCTB, A hunter looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>He's on edge over there.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't, right, unter hols up like this question is

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<v Speaker 2>just came in, lct Clean under your you know, mom,

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<v Speaker 2>say clean your nose, clean under the nose. What's you bud?

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<v Speaker 2>Can't have you up in those the high skies like that, LCTB. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not helping you again, LCTB. Like your numerous doctorate

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<v Speaker 2>degrees that you have in many states. I only have

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<v Speaker 2>one doctorate in pharmacy. What is your favorite degree? I

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<v Speaker 2>had a pharmacist degree. Yeah, it's quite beneficial. Started a

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<v Speaker 2>program called Scripts for Tips. Got a new slogan too,

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<v Speaker 2>that side company need any Oxyes, I'm your doxy hondurles get.

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<v Speaker 3>Rolling all right, thank you, sir. Blenching Tako's commercial free

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