Speaker 1: All right. So we kick things off with Alisha breaking
down and Captain Jason asks a great question. Have you
talked to Ben about any of this? She just no,
I haven't talked to me. Scared of me. But Alisha says,
you'd have a better boat if you had someone more
skilled than me, and Jason says, Alicia, the point of
this boat is to be as dysfunctional as humanly possible.
You're not understanding. Okay. What we want to do here
is fail to resemble any semblance of luxury, and we
need you in your position in order to do so.
You can't leave. Hello, Hello, Hello, rainy day in Los Angeles,
and when it rains, I get a little Jafari, you know,
I get a little, I get a little you know
what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Now I'm doing That's pat great to be here.
Speaker 1: Come here as well.
Speaker 2: We're all in good spirits. The fighting is done. VIP
personality was Charlie Sheen. We did not get access to him,
but we're still friends.
Speaker 1: Speaking of fucking Tiger Blow, this guy's really sucking down
the course light.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's pretty comfortable with himself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's drinking on the drop, Like, did you ever
think that the people that employ you might be like, wow,
that's not cool. Did you ever think that we all
came up in the same environment together, so this would
be nothing new for the past years or so. You
know what, that's a great point. Why don't you just
fucking fire up a spoon and just you know, I mean,
it's crazy, this gay true, Speaking of which I probably
need to go grab a joint. Anyways, Yeah, I should
start drinking. We have a lot of stuff to get
into tonight. And by a lot of stuff, I mean
kind of a wall to wall recap of the third
episode of this blow Deck D episode, but first public
service announcements of course.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we are lighting up the interwebs with
our coverage recapping of Love Is Blind Season ten.
Speaker 1: People are loving it unless they're from Ohio.
Speaker 2: Right. I think it was Ruby that went a little hard.
That's our co host. It was me. There's nothing wrong
with Ohio. People there are there.
Speaker 1: It's a flat and boring place. Oh I meant to
say there is something wrong with right, Ohio is lovely.
We've been It's like, listen, la is what what is la?
It's it's underwater right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't this place is discussed. That's discussing, right.
Speaker 1: You know that underwater level and sonic with the music
No from from That's what the zombies are going through, right,
like a giant underwater sonic level out there. You're just
trying to get out of the way of certain people.
It's not good here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good here either. Well, anyway, we're covering
that and you Patreon dot com Slash another podcast network,
will be covering episode seven, eight, and nine this next
week here and then behind the paywall we also have traders.
We got a few more episodes of that boy that
is just firing on all cylinders, love it. And then
we got just around the corner, I guess we got
the Bachelorette, and uh, we've heard we've heard that the
Bachelorette may have gotten pregnant while filming, and I had
Wooden surprised. I'd suggest we actually have a baby shower
during the overnights. That'd be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think the men would like that. Also, well,
have you seen any summer house yet?
Speaker 2: Just in passing, but I'm gonna start picking it up.
Everyone has said we need to watch this. Kyle is
an absolute douchebag. I've heard this season well.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean just yeah, it's lovely. Honestly, Summer Summerhouse
right now is like Disneyland for children. For that's for
to get it what I'm saying, Like the way that
kids like Disneyland is like me with Summerhouse. I get
so excited about it. Maybe not quite because I remember
being a child looking at that Dunbar ride and thinking
that I had gone to happen, and I still feel
that way. It's just the surrounding environment is It's filled
with people from fucking Ohio. So it's disgusting. Yeah yeah,
but tonight we have below Deck. We have we've been crying,
mm hmm, we have Alicia quitting, and we have the
reintroduction for this is kind of like the return of
the Jedi of the Balkan Biscuit. I feel like this
is her third season.
Speaker 2: This is her third stint. Yes, her first stint was
only two episodes.
Speaker 1: It was okay, it's cut short. Well I'm gonna give
my pots right now. Ben I kind of oscillated between
feeling really really heartbroken for him and.
Speaker 2: Why would you feel that he's earned everything bad that
he's gone this is why I was oscillating.
Speaker 1: So I was I was going between feeling really really
bad for him and also can I get away?
Speaker 2: I am I drunk, I'm still hitting on girls way
younger than me. I'm back on this boat.
Speaker 1: So I was kind of stuck betwixt and between those two.
Speaker 2: But she should have been on the show. We wouldn't
been mocking you so much, there, Benny.
Speaker 1: Then we get two wonderful new inclusions to this season,
the review cards.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and how about learning about those charter
guests a little guest package. Nothing says filthy fucking rich
like Polo. Oh hey, I'm so fucking rich. We all
own horses here. Hey, I got nothing to do all day? Hey,
why don't we hit a ball around?
Speaker 1: If you're like, if you're really into Polo and not,
you're not one of the surfs that is that are
hired to, you know, work the horse and play the game.
You're one of the people that owned the game.
Speaker 2: Hey, guth get over here. I need to step on
your back to get up on my horse.
Speaker 1: All right. If you're one of those people, you're into
eugenics or something like, you know, these people are really
really we'll get into it that that woman's makeup was
was really she looked like Marie Antoinette. It's wild, I
give it ninety nine times. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I smell new producers here bringing in some fresh ideas.
We always need that. The last couple of producers, they
just said, hey, we're going to bring in loud, obnoxious music.
That didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that was kind of the hallmark. That
was their signature. He has kind of a royalty free diplo.
Yeah that was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I also like that new aspect. I can't
wait because that's going to really liven up those tip meetings.
You know when they say the food was terrible, it
was like a pig troth, So that should be interesting.
I also liked having Ellie back. You know a few
months back, we Kaylin Dylan and myself hosted Sea rat
Con where we had seven of your favorite sea rats.
Speaker 1: Was it that many? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We had Captain carry on he's not a sea
rat though, and we had Ellie on and if you
want to get that, I think we might release that.
We'll let you know on Patreon. Yea, Elly was on
and you might find some Easter eggs on there because
She was pretty close lipped about this new season, but
she did drop some hints along the way, and you
can go there and listen to that. Anyway. I really
enjoyed having Ellie back. Let's see here, anything else of note?
I do like seeing his demise, Ben's de eyes, Oh demise?
Speaker 1: Can I interrupt your thoughts? I just gotta say Jenna,
I love Jenna.
Speaker 2: I'm starting to like her too.
Speaker 1: She is such a kook. She is such a weirdo.
I love that she is just in love with Ben.
She's just a twenty two year old girl who's in
love with this Wallace and Grommet character in the in
the galley, It's like, who are you? What planet are
you from? Yeah? Crazy?
Speaker 2: He has the highest profile on Bravo, though she may
be sniffing out a little bit like a fallen fame there.
All right, I've said too much. I'm ready to just
get into the recap. I'm gonna get it. Forty one knots.
Speaker 1: That's not very high, Patrick, did you not like it?
Speaker 2: Fourteen knots?
Speaker 1: There we go, by the way. I guess we can.
We'll do a quick aps after this quick one. Yeah, otherwise,
I'm gonna get my thoughts about figure skating out here
right now? I mean we we the thoughts about the
Winter Olympics. I mean there's been a lot of controversy.
Speaker 2: Has there. I hate the Winter Olympics, so I want
to talk about it. I don't even know why they
do it anymore. I'm sorry. If you guys any listeners
are into it, I just why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we've got any like long jumpers out there
or people that run up mountains in skis too.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, they should do gymnastics outside, all right.
Speaker 1: So we kick things off with Alisha breaking down and
Captain Jason asks a great question. Have you talked to
Ben about any of this? Just know what I have
talked to Amy? Scared of me, But Alicia says, you'd
have a better boat if you had someone more skilled
than me, And Jason says, Alicia, the point of this
boat is to be as dysfunctional as humanly pos you're
not understand, Okay, what we want to do here is
fail to resemble any semblance of luxury, and we need
you in your position in order to do so. You
can't leave.
Speaker 2: I am so happy that Captain Hotpants can think quickly
on his feet because producers don't like I don't. Maybe
they prompt him and give him, like some feedback on
the answers he can tell them, because honestly, an employer
would say, I completely understand, right, I'll send a boat
out to get you a sex right right. But no, no, no, no, no,
he must keep her here for our enjoyment.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, Alicia, we served chicken wings for lunch.
Can you do chicken wings?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I will say this because I thought quite a bit
about this, and I mentioned it last week. She has
waved the official white flag from here on out. I thought,
as I was taking notes on this, it is now
on Captain Hotpants, Jason and Ben. She's if she goes
back in that galley, it is against her will. She's
waved the white flag. And it brought to mine that
movie Hacksaw Rich. That was a guy who was put
in the military, you know, the draft, and he was
a pacifist, which is a bad case scenario. He's a
he's a soldier, it put in war. He doesn't want
to kill anybody.
Speaker 1: The only thing he can do is put people on
his back and get shot at. That's right, Which turns
out he won the Medal of Honor for or something. Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, really, I didn't finish it. It was a dumb movie. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
she's that.
Speaker 1: I think it's the story of a war here American
war hero.
Speaker 2: I didn't finish it.
Speaker 1: Well, you didn't have to finish it to know that, right.
Speaker 2: Well, I will say this, he asked her to fit
in and maybe, uh, I guess, to just get through
the worst of it. And he says, like, let's start
a new vision, a new vision of it all working
out like the dream board, manifesting and stuff. And it's
pretty It's funny because he, as a manager, just convinced
an employee to return to a hostile work environment, you know. Yeah,
And I would say, in Los Angeles, i'd be worth
about a million bucks, which a million get out of
well a million bucks, you could use that to buy
a two bedroom condo with no roof next to a
freeway at out.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. So it's obviously it's
dependent upon the size of the operation. So if you're
at Netflix, we're talking four, we're talking five, then you
can get an eleven hundred square foot house with no
five the free that's right. But if you're at a
donut chop. Then you know it's a little bit different.
Oh yeah, we move on to a day.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, also, she said, I don't really
have a skill set here for this. Didn't she say that? Yeah,
I think a raccoon with knives glued to his hands,
we have a better skill set.
Speaker 1: So she's right there, knives glued to his hands to
a raccoon's heads. God, damn, that bums me out thinking
about that poor raccoon. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I hate the movie Guardians of the Galaxy, but that
third one, which was about the raccoon guy that really
tugged at the heart stringer.
Speaker 1: Is it the third one about the raccoon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kidnapped and you kind of learn his origin story,
what they did to that, you know.
Speaker 1: On aps I want to talk about I'm tired of
people talking to me about ship. I don't don't fucking
talk to me about it. These people that are like, oh,
the Winter Soldiers amazing. I mean I haven't seen the
Winter No, I haven't seen the talk to me about
you know. I mean, this is gonna be a grip,
This is gonna be a big movie. Dooday, It's gonna
be a big movie. I mean, it's shut. It's gonna
be a big gun up. Now, all right, we're gonna
move on to Daisy and Mikey. If we're gonna do this,
let's do it. If we're not, don't include it in
the edit.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: If Daisy's gonna just shoot him down. And this is
gonna be a three Stooges thing, you know. Sorry to
be a I have like old guy in the porch
energy right now a little bit, and I want to apologize.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, But what they were doing here this was
to give us a little of them interacting for when
Mikey hits on her later on.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Alicia heads back into the galley, does not
mention anything immediately, and I was thinking, like, you don't
have to say that you went up and dropped a
dime on him. You can just kind of tell him
that you're having a tough time, right right, right. But
Ben and he eventually have a conversation and it goes
pretty well. Actually Ben says I'm sorry, which is nuts.
Speaker 2: Now, well there's a breakthrough.
Speaker 1: There's a break though. Oh well, there's also something that
there's a city.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get back to the yoga thing. But in
the kitchen, Alicia comes clean about her feelings and she
owns that he's a dick, and he owns that she's useless,
and now everyone knows where they stand and it's on
the table. I like the transparency. Transparency.
Speaker 1: We've got a gunnery sergeant and a pacifist, and I
guess we're going to try to make that.
Speaker 2: We're going to make it work. Now, can we talk
about the yoga thing? Yeah, of course, because we saw
this version of it on the Salt Lake city side here, Yes, right, Okay.
So the ladies begin arguing, of course, as they're apt
to do. And I had a thought here, these ladies
would fucking argue at a sex party any place. Hold on,
Lisa Justin's balls are in my mind. Now, there was
a whole.
Speaker 1: There was that, there was a moment. There was a
moment there where And Kate, let me know if you
felt this too, where you said that they would You
had a thought they were already at a sex party.
Fun there, Yeah, and I thought that it was just
going to stop. I thought it was going to stop.
And then you went on to do an impression of
a woman with testicles in her mouth, chastising another woman
for her husband being gay. Mm hmm. And it's just like,
you know, I think it's a little unnecessary because we
could say something like stop stop stop, stop stop. You
know the old adage, if you want something done, give
it to a busy person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that before.
Speaker 1: Jason is doing yoga with with the ladies on the side, Like, now,
I know we're not moving, but I mean, is there
a cushier gig in yachting than captaining one of these vessels? No?
I mean you, what do you do? You just like, uh,
are you just on TV?
Speaker 2: I'll say this. It's one of those gigs that you
it's the easiest gig ever until shit goes side, right,
and then you could go to jail.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see that that Italian captain his gig
was pretty good until the things start sinking.
Speaker 1: You're talking about the Titanic.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this was like ten years ago.
He's got a cushy gig. It's like, I don't know,
like one of these carnival cruises or something like that. Yeah,
the fucking boat starts sinking, He's like, I'm out of here, right,
So he gets on like a I don't know, like
a lifeboat. He starts heading back to the shore. The
people on the shore whatever, I don't know that you
call him the coastle whatever. They're like, hey, what are
you doing. He's like, I'm headed back to the shore man.
I want to live. They're like, no, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What am I doing? You see that boat out there
fucking sinking? Yeah, that's what he tells me about. You
guys were the coast guard.
Speaker 2: Being pretty reasonable and they go, no, you're the captain.
You need to go back to the boat. And he
said no, and I think he had to go to jail, right,
but at least a lot.
Speaker 1: No, I mean, it's it's it's a you're making a
really really good point. There are a lot of professions
that have a lot of downtime, but when it's time
to go, lives depend on you. Marco Robbie Withering Heights set,
you know, there's a lot of downtime, but when she
needs to fire up.
Speaker 2: Oh I want to see that movie.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be just pure unadult traded dog shit.
Really Oh yeah, people are really panning it.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this and get in the comments. Let us
know if you've seen Withering Heights yet this season. We've
got an amazing wrinkle, something that we've needed for some time.
That is the uh the reviews, and I should mention
that they get in these fucking costumes once again to
what are these fucking.
Speaker 2: This is a broad win thing, but what what are
these costs? By the way, you want to see, you
were reality TV, which isn't really reality where it meets
actual like real life.
Speaker 1: Watch Potomac right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was a pretty good reunion one. Last night,
Joza Bronwyn was at a fashion show hanging out with Rihanna.
They went together with each other really yeah, both looking
pretty good.
Speaker 1: Mmm? What was that? Bill Cosby boys should just sorry
even take.
Speaker 2: This, but Rihanna must clearly be a friend of a
fan of the show.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish people were rich, famous people were fans
of us.
Speaker 1: You know, I think we have we have some some
The thing about us is that and I know that
there are quite sizeable people who listen, but they can't
say that.
Speaker 2: They're Hey, dmo Patty, if you're famous and you want
to take me to a fashion show or something. I
don't know maybe a baseball game. Actually, no, scratch, I
hate baseball. Ah, God, what do I like?
Speaker 1: I don't like anything. Yeah, we'll think about it and
then we'll get back to Okay, okay, okay, all right,
So can I talk about a Corey review? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay. So my buddy Sebastian famously on Kitchen Nightmares season one. Yeah, okay,
where the g Man just shredded him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I called I love ordering there.
Speaker 2: It was like a physic physics experiment. Well, you know,
he was ahead of his time anyway. At some point
he wanted to be a stand up comedian and he
did a one man show called Driving with Sebastians. He
rented out this uh I don't know this hall. He
invited all these agents. He'd never done stand up before,
so it was a little uh premature for him to
work at this sort.
Speaker 1: Of almost instantaneously direct feedback.
Speaker 2: Oh he did so.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He does this a one man show about driving. He
had like a screen behind him playing videos and stuff.
It was all about how bad a driver he was. Yeah,
and it was about forty five minutes and I went
there and uh he had uh, he had review forms
that you could check boxes and give your.
Speaker 1: Feed so he brought those you did, those didn't come
with the hall.
Speaker 2: No, he brought those. He wont his feedback. And also
you could reach out to him if you wanted, you know,
to use him or represent him and whatnot.
Speaker 1: Can I guess what happened? You created an anonymous email
and then wrote him naster review.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I didn't have to do that.
I went to the bathroom just because I had to pee.
I was drinking a lot of bud light, you know. Yeah,
and uh, in the bathroom, there were several people that
were so angry that they'd wasted that much time that
they were They were having a good time writing, spending
more time than they should, leaving him pretty Uh, you
don't need to do that, that's what they were doing.
Speaker 1: People can get really mean. And you know the crazy
part about that is that was only twenty five minutes
into the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, he gave up, he gave
up that dream. Yes, that's when he decided to be
a chef.
Speaker 1: And then he gave up on that dream. And that's
when he decided to the dream gave up on him. Yeah. Yeah,
it's tough, all right. So we get to this portion
where Daisy is the one that finds out about the
reviews obviously she's head of household, and she says, I
don't know what these zombie women are going to write
to Jason. Daisy being the first interior or chief stew
to receive the review cards of Bravo's Belowdeck makes such
cosmic sense. It's in perfect alignment. I cannot wait for
Daisy to take accountability. It is going to be such
a nightmare.
Speaker 2: And by the way, because these ladies spent the entire
duration of their yachting experience just arguing with each other,
this was just a softball for Oh yeah, I can't
wait till we get some filthy, yucky normies or possibly
these actual paying guests.
Speaker 1: The food. They're not going to scream, they're gonna eat.
Speaker 2: They're going to eat, and I cannot wait for the over.
Speaker 1: Ok, all right, so we get to breakfast. We get
a wicked shot of kind of an accordion of omelets
in various states of destruction, and then we get to breakfast.
Meredith Marks, who is no longer on the show, was
calling Brittany and tum hohrr or something, and then we
move on do you have any thoughts on this.
Speaker 2: I mean we've seen We've seen this a million times.
Speaker 1: So the ladies fill out their comment cards and head out,
but not before we get the unicorn back.
Speaker 2: Yay, thanks all the boat parks. Thank you Dagaba she
killed it? Else Wise leave, thank god.
Speaker 1: Dagaba is where the pod races? Is that where the
pod races happened?
Speaker 2: No, that's not where that happened. That happened on Tattooin.
Speaker 1: Where was where? What is Dagoba?
Speaker 2: Dagaba is where Yoda lived?
Speaker 1: Oh? Gross, I didn't like that place either. I don't
like swamps.
Speaker 2: He had to be there because the Empire couldn't find
him there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, juicy night manager.
Speaker 2: Yet, well that's a series. Watch the trailer for it. Okay,
it seems interesting. Couldn't get the wife, couldn't talk her
into it. All right, We're gonna be watching America's Next
Top Model three parter tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they.
Speaker 2: Know how to grab us. I might have a full review.
Are you this America's step Next Top Model?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, okay, I watched all of them. I'm
a little you know, Chef Rachel was on there. Okay,
you have agency in your own home.
Speaker 1: Now, you bought the whole house. You you you paid
for everything.
Speaker 2: It means nothing. We went to that's like. We went
to the Soho house yesterday for a meeting. The bill comes.
It was much more than I'm about to say was
my cut. It was one hundred fifty dollars And I
turned to my wife, not knowing that it was going
to be two hundred and fifty, and I said, start
eating because it was like a buffet type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And she just looked at me like I was annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like, oh wow, house is doing buffet.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a brunch thing.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah all right, yeah, caln you ever been
to the Seho house?
Speaker 2: I have? Who took you?
Speaker 1: David Henry? What do you The Solo house is not?
I mean, I've never been, but it's isn't it? JUGI
Now that's right.
Speaker 2: Well that's why they let people like me. And they
asked me what I do? I said podcaster and they
write it down on their little little phone computer thing.
Speaker 1: My god, you got to give them your profession. Yeah,
why didn't you say I don't have one? That's what
you do to people who ask for your cell phone.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm chugy. I was so thirsty and desperate.
Speaker 1: All right, so say you're a wizard or something like that.
The ladies fill out the comment cards, we get the unicorn,
and then we get ready for a night out.
Speaker 2: Well, tip meeting. Don't you want to? Oh the tip meeting?
Did we go there?
Speaker 1: Well, first we throw some canteens against the roof and
follow each other on ig But then it was important
for me to say all those words. Then we get
to the performance review. Drum roll please. Because the women
were blacked out, filled with rage and pills, they didn't
remember how awful it was, so they gave them five
stars and tipped them thirty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: The biggest tip. I can't do, Jason, you can. Well,
it was the biggest tip ever.
Speaker 1: The biggest tip. Lots of the biggest people rich like shit.
Speaker 2: And no helmet.
Speaker 1: No helmet. Now, Ben is no no. Jenna is really
into the ladder. She's a little bit like little Finger
in that regard. She's climbing. She's climbing, she's climbing. She's
she's not she's a sea rat, but she aspires to
conquer each and every rung until she can charter one
of these yachts herself and throw bodies over the banister.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's thinking, if she gets hooked up with Ben,
Ben will be a private chef for someone.
Speaker 1: Then she can cheat on Ben with the that's right, yes.
Speaker 2: Okay, at least she's plotting a map here. I can appreciate.
Speaker 1: Listen. I kind of believe in her, But she's she's
into like older men right now. I feel like less
than a Macavellian operator. She's probably just going through like
an adolescent kind of Lisa Frank kind of stage right now.
She's like into older men and people with money and
things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old men get old fast.
Speaker 1: They do. All right. So we hit the vans and
Alicia smells Eddie, and then we hit the town, which
is comprised of empty dive bars and feral dog.
Speaker 2: I saw that dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What did you think about the nightlife of this,
this Narnia like place that we're in.
Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't figure this out because I think we
just showed up to a house party, a rooftop house party.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It was kind of like a
ninety day fiance kind of situation where the family, including
seven children, are sleeping beneath the dance floor, and then
upstairs there's just I see.
Speaker 2: You can party. Yeah, they four go dinner in exchange
for just some cheap drinks and I don't know, rooftop. Yeah,
now Eddie here. I like Eddie a lot. He seems
like a nice guy.
Speaker 1: But uh, you like the mustache?
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine. But what I don't like is
this dancing.
Speaker 1: How would how much would you have to get thrown
your way to walk around with a musk?
Speaker 2: I had a mustache in my twenties.
Speaker 1: I know, we'll bring it back, but I mean in earnest, like,
really bring it back now?
Speaker 2: That brings back too many memories of the cattlecade of
men my mom dated while I was younger. Oh yeah,
it was the early eighties. That was a thing. Corvettes
and uh yeah yeah that that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, I was gonna say fast cars and mustache rides,
but I thought that would be.
Speaker 2: A little bit now.
Speaker 1: No, no, so I don't want to say that. All right,
So listen, what do you think about?
Speaker 2: What do you think about Eddie? Look at the at
this point, it seemed like Alicia was into it. You know,
he's dancing whatever he's doing there. I have a problem
with Eddie doing this dance because I was in college
and I'd have buddies.
Speaker 1: That would do this, the sprinkler and the all this nonsense.
Speaker 2: Because I would be like, ah, you got to get
away from a dude like this, because anything in close
proximity you would be in with no vagina. Yeah, diase.
Speaker 1: I think that there was like probably a good year
or two where Jake Johnson was like really at the
height of his power on New Girl, and it was like,
okay to do this on the dance floor and it
wouldn't instantaneously turn women off. Now we've gotten to a
place where no, it's I got a butthole cramp. I've
been eating way too many blueberries lately and it's just
messing me up.
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh hopefully you're okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'll be okay.
Speaker 2: Well, when I see a guy dance like this, or
I think most people do it, prompts to thoughts person's
really drunk or probably has a name tag with its
phone with his phone number on it to call his family.
Speaker 1: What do you mean a name tag with his phone
number on it? Oh, are you talking about a mentally
handicapped person. No, they don't have those. Yeah, people with uh,
people with syndromes aren't microchipped, Patrick, They're just human beings
and they bag groceries and they do it very poorly.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, dancing like this is risky.
Speaker 1: All right. So Eddie and Alicia have a lot of
sexual tension going. Alicia says that if she take anyone home,
it would be Eddie.
Speaker 2: But but but alas, but alas we find out that
she's dating someone with alopecia. I think, oh, she's got
a fucking boyfriend and that would you know? Gee, thanks
a lot, Alicia.
Speaker 1: Once again things that could have been brought to my
attention yesterday.
Speaker 2: Don't you think she could have told them, you know,
before the smelling him?
Speaker 1: Can we can we start utilizing him for her sound effects?
Because I could start thinking of some sound effects.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a good one, Kaylen. You know
what a girl flirts with you, she knows what she's doing.
She needs to get the sufficient amount. Well, it works
both ways, two way street here with the sexiest you know,
you got a boy I.
Speaker 1: Feel like men do don't do this as often No,
they don't know. Men are not going to dump equity
into someone they're not trying to have sexually. That's right, Alia.
This is insane from Alicia.
Speaker 2: Yes, Alicia, come on, I know you haven't a tough
time in that galley. Ah goddamn day, but really, did
you have to take this man to this, to this
place to then break his poor little dumb dancing heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah? And what about the guy with alopation Canada? I mean,
he's freaking crestfallen too.
Speaker 2: You know, knowing her, he's probably already been dumped before
it even airs.
Speaker 1: You think, what do you mean knowing her?
Speaker 2: Remember she was in love with the Greek god who hobbies,
all right, and then she fell in love with the
guy who replaced him.
Speaker 1: Oh who is that?
Speaker 2: I forgot his name? That's what I'm saying. She moves
on quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alicia loves love God. Who was that guy? Couldn't
pick him out of a lineup? That's crazy?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? There was a Saturday about them
during the Christmas break there doing a marathon. I'm sitting down,
the kids are playing in front of me. I'm like,
dot do do? It's a blow deck thing. I'm like, oh,
I haven't seen this season. I'm watching for like ten minutes. Yeah,
not only had I watched the season, I recapped it.
I didn't recognize any of the people.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's it's a traumatic thing. We do. We
have to, we have to dump it off of our
hard drive. So we hit the.
Speaker 2: Cuz the Kouzzie back on the boat.
Speaker 1: And we played a tried and true game. Mary f
kill Daisy says, without any attention paid to the tired
utility of this on this show is just like, that's
a great idea. That's a great game. I love that game.
Days you've done this. You have to have done this
on watch What Happens Live and the show like six
different times. Anyways, I think she knows what's good for
the show. What's good for the show is conflict, and
Daisy goes up. First, it goes swimmingly well. She says
that she'd kill Ben, and then it goes to Alicia,
who says that she would also kill Ben. Now, Ben,
in no uncertain terms, flips out and he begins to
go through a couple stages of grief. First, he pulls
the professional environment card, wherein it is not okay to
tell the department head that you want to kill them.
Then he moves on to the chef camaraderie card loyalty right,
which is usually between chefs. You know, you're as thick
as thieves and this is not something that you do.
Then he he tries to make amends through shouting and
then begins to weep.
Speaker 2: Heard people hurt, hard, people hurt.
Speaker 1: He's fatigued, and we get to the reasoning behind his heartache,
which I you know, I know that we're let's say,
less than the biggest fans of Ben.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was engaged thee, i'd bang your friend too.
Did I say that out loud?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I mean, if you could just calm down
for one second. You're in love with someone, right, you're
about to, you know, march down the yellow brick road
hand in hand, spent fifty thousand dollars on the shoes
and things you're required for the ceremony, and you find
out that she's banging one of your friends. That is heartbreaking.
He can. I tell you something. A lot of people
just flip out when they break. They go on shooting sprees,
they start writing manifestos. Ben at least was composed enough
to not do any of that stuff. He just cries.
I feel for him, I really do, but also can
I get a win?
Speaker 2: I would argue he might have had something some part
in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but cheating isn't okay.
Speaker 2: There's more to the story also, is there? I bet
you think i'd venture to guess a couple.
Speaker 1: Of bottles thrown kind of thing you think.
Speaker 2: Come to know Ben a little bit, just his persona.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think Ellie's gonna have an easy time
with Ben either. So the only other thing I wanted
to mention was the days he comforts him in kind
of a like. I don't know this was. It was
either sexual or maternal. I'm not really sure which one.
I'm gonna say maternal, You're gonna say maternal. Yeah, Now
she's gonna save her sexual for dame for Joe jool
all right, So we get to the next morning. Next morning,
Alicia wakes up and realizes that she's had a bit
of a scream. Mike is once again Daisy's, which is unbelievable.
Joe and him actually joke that he hasn't even he
hasn't even seen him, So Daisy's just doing what Daisy does.
And yeah, kind of monopolizing labor. She monopolizes labor, you know.
So Jenna and seesaw Benny have a really cute moment
in the guest cabin, and this is where like, I actually, like,
really like her. She's sweetie.
Speaker 2: I do too, Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1: Alicia has a chat with Jason once again, tries to
get out of the kitchen and pitches, I got an
idea second act. You make me a.
Speaker 2: Stew Yeah, I liked it. Why don't I become a
stew and you find someone else to deal with this
miserable drunk right right, all right, I'll try.
Speaker 1: Right, But he still wants her to try to tough
it out until he has a conversation with Daisy. Sits down. Daisy,
He's like, what are you out of your mind? They're
going to kill each other in there. Yeah, that's not
gonna work. My person will be dead.
Speaker 2: Good move for Daisy. I mean that's later on when
she has a chat with the cap I think there
was some producer invention, because if you really think about
Ellie as we've come to know her, she's pretty malleable
and go with the flow kind of a person. I
can't imagine too many stews that would have said, fuck it,
I'm coming here to like clean toilets and fold sheets.
Oh yeah, I'll jump down in the gallery.
Speaker 1: Wants to be on TV. I mean, it's it's the
lifeblood of their their careers. You gotta be onto what Okay? Sorry,
sorry you're asking me if instead of wiping shit off
of a toilet, I'll cut fucking I don't know, I'll food.
Speaker 2: I will do that. I know it sounds odd, but
it doesn't sound nearly as glamorous.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Daisy and Mike. Mike have a little chat
about how they can't bang and how she doesn't bang
people in her department.
Speaker 2: Her entire career has been based on don't screw the crew. Actually,
what's the opposite of that?
Speaker 1: Right? So I was I was as I was watching this,
I was like, what an what a funny arbitrary line
that you will not go interior but exterior is completely fine,
regardless if it has a ruinous effect on the interior.
Speaker 2: By the way, you want to know something hilarious and
how TV works? Uh, Captain Hotpants was explaining I'll watch
what Happens live? How how he called Captain Glenn to
ask him, uh, if he could have Daisy. He's like, yeah,
I called. I called Captain Glenn and I said, you know,
maybe you've heard Daisy's gonna jump on my boat, and
you know, I just want to make sure that's okay,
Like he had any say in the mat her And
he's like and he's like, well, what did Captain glendsay?
He said, just take care of her. Am I oh yeah,
I'm sure that's what he said.
Speaker 1: Oh he was thinking, yeah, I'm sure. It's like turning
over a fucking race horse. My god. So Daisy tells
Captain Jason that this isn't going to work, and so
he gives the incoming sea rat a ring. She sounds
very familiar, and she wants to know. He wants to
know if she has any experience in cooking literally anything.
Now you could ask her if she has any legal experience,
and it would have had the same purpose. There is
no point in asking her if she has experience in
the kitchen. She's going to be in there worth mentioning.
Speaker 2: I don't think that it's out there. She's graduated from chef.
Speaker 1: School at this point. Oh yeah, that's right. Good for
So let's get to a press friend shape Mandang and
for the first time we get a guest profile of
Christian and a net big polo people.
Speaker 2: I think this has been prompted by once again our
recapping of the show and mocking Floridian losers that they're
trying to put as.
Speaker 1: No, no, I want more Floridian losers.
Speaker 2: Well I like that as well. So they're gonna really
it's gonna be hard for them to They'll have to
like rent mansions and put them in their front yards
and go, oh, this is the house they live in.
Speaker 1: I think, honestly, I don't know. I don't know if
Flora Bama Shore is this. I don't know what that is.
But they need to do a show of just day Charters.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: They need to do the show where we go out
with the sea rats, deal with the debauchery, come back
and vander pump their life.
Speaker 2: Okay, casting people, reach out to old Patty and Till,
maybe even kaelin two. I'll help you cast it. I
know all the right now. I don't want to work
on it, all right, I'll work on it. Hit me up,
hit me up, Dammy Yammy. I know I'll cast it.
It'll be perfect.
Speaker 1: It's a great show though, thank you. All right, So
we get it for a guest profile on these big
pull up people. They're big caviar people. They also look
to have I believe a Turkish van. I'm pretty good
with cat breads. She looked to be a Turkish van
as a beautiful cat white coat, just a stunning white coat.
Kind of matched her owner's makeup. Again, she looked like
some kind of despot mm hmm this or like a
like a geisha or some sorry you know what I'm
talking about, Gail. I don't know what a despot is,
but I do know geisha. Despot is like or a ruler.
Oh so not a whore close though? Uh well yeah,
someone who holds absolute power, typically one who exercises it
in a cruel or oppressive way, like a dominatrix. No, no, no,
Dominatrixes have clients. Despots have victims. Okay, was Elliott dominatrix
at any point? Oh?
Speaker 2: Good question. In fact, that might have been part of
her thing.
Speaker 1: I I don't know if we we had heard some
people transition of life anyway. Sorry, all right, so we
have a chat about what Alicia is going to when
Alicia is going to make the move, and Ben says,
why don't we do this, Let's give her one more
day and see, And before he can even get the
fucking words out, Daisy goes, Nope, she's mine. We need
her training now. I need her for at least twenty
four hours. Otherwise she's gonna have no idea how to
scoop shit out of a shower drain. Okay, she Monopoliza's labor.
It's so goddamn obviously.
Speaker 2: In this case, I actually backed Daisy here. I appreciated this.
I think she saw that Alisha was broken and I
appreciated it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I feel bad for Ben a little bit.
It feels like this he's internalized this to be his fault,
and it is. You know, there's there's two sides to
the street, and there's two people in this tango. But
Alicia can't fucking cook anything. She didn't put sugar in cheesecake. Like,
what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: I say this, Dylan, you can work past that after
a couple of charters. What she couldn't handle was Ben. Right, right,
you can get if you have a strong personality, which
I think Ellie does, she can take that.
Speaker 1: Did you see the trailer.
Speaker 2: They could get hand in boxing gloves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or those those ones that blow up. You remember
those ones when we were kids. Yeah, hot brockham sockers.
What were they called? You know what I'm talking about? Okay, yeah,
get in the comments. Let us know if you remember that, Kaitlin,
can you what were those called? I remember my cousin Jake.
We were gonna square up and box. You just blower
in him, you blow air to him. He hit me
in the stomach so hard I flew into the back wall,
lost my lost my wind. Called soccer boppers, soccer soccer
A glad we did that. So we take a look
at the CV of the inn coming galy hand and
it turns out that Ben had recently attempted to have
sex with her, and Ben and Alicia make up. We
get to a bubbling conflict between the balk and Biscuit
and someone she doesn't even know exist, that being Jenna,
who is already at odds with her. But we get
to the next morning. It's really cool now that the
interior have another stew Mikey is going to be up
on the deck help Nope, so no, he is actually
just side downstairs drinking espressos with with the rest of
the crew. I honestly think the Daisy's attempt at taking
this route was to just rid Ben of a galley
hand period and just have both of them become her stews.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, but given the trailer, I think we're gonna have
a lot of heat happening above deck, and I think
there's gonna be some fighting game.
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be a great season. It's
going to be a great season. Follow Kaylin at bean Flicker,
what's you want saying?
Speaker 2: Why don't you pitch your dad show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pitch your dad show?
Speaker 2: Just fooling about is me and my Dad's podcast?
Speaker 1: We have Charlie Sheen on this week and last week
and yeah it's great. They just said James Cameron on
what are you doing listening to this podcast?
Speaker 2: And then you got the bad guy in Avatar?
Speaker 1: Even Lang will be on in two weeks. Oh wow. Yeah.
Can you ask him if he ever thought he would
fucking trip into job security like this? I mean, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2: It's just like, who needs to be an n C?
I yes, when you can fucking just work with James
Cameron every.
Speaker 1: Four Yeah, just being fucking every Avatar movie just as
generals walking around all tall and Lanky's bad guy and
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