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Speaker 1: All right. So we kick things off with Alisha breaking

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down and Captain Jason asks a great question. Have you

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talked to Ben about any of this? She just no,

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I haven't talked to me. Scared of me. But Alisha says,

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you'd have a better boat if you had someone more

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skilled than me, and Jason says, Alicia, the point of

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this boat is to be as dysfunctional as humanly possible.

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You're not understanding. Okay. What we want to do here

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is fail to resemble any semblance of luxury, and we

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need you in your position in order to do so.

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You can't leave. Hello, Hello, Hello, rainy day in Los Angeles,

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and when it rains, I get a little Jafari, you know,

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I get a little, I get a little you know

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what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm doing That's pat great to be here.

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Speaker 1: Come here as well.

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Speaker 2: We're all in good spirits. The fighting is done. VIP

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personality was Charlie Sheen. We did not get access to him,

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but we're still friends.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of fucking Tiger Blow, this guy's really sucking down

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the course light.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's pretty comfortable with himself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's drinking on the drop, Like, did you ever

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think that the people that employ you might be like, wow,

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that's not cool. Did you ever think that we all

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came up in the same environment together, so this would

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be nothing new for the past years or so. You

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know what, that's a great point. Why don't you just

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fucking fire up a spoon and just you know, I mean,

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it's crazy, this gay true, Speaking of which I probably

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need to go grab a joint. Anyways, Yeah, I should

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start drinking. We have a lot of stuff to get

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into tonight. And by a lot of stuff, I mean

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kind of a wall to wall recap of the third

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episode of this blow Deck D episode, but first public

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service announcements of course.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, we are lighting up the interwebs with

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our coverage recapping of Love Is Blind Season ten.

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Speaker 1: People are loving it unless they're from Ohio.

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Speaker 2: Right. I think it was Ruby that went a little hard.

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That's our co host. It was me. There's nothing wrong

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with Ohio. People there are there.

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Speaker 1: It's a flat and boring place. Oh I meant to

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say there is something wrong with right, Ohio is lovely.

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We've been It's like, listen, la is what what is la?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't this place is discussed. That's discussing, right.

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Speaker 1: You know that underwater level and sonic with the music

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No from from That's what the zombies are going through, right,

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like a giant underwater sonic level out there. You're just

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trying to get out of the way of certain people.

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It's not good here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not good here either. Well, anyway, we're covering

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that and you Patreon dot com Slash another podcast network,

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will be covering episode seven, eight, and nine this next

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week here and then behind the paywall we also have traders.

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We got a few more episodes of that boy that

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is just firing on all cylinders, love it. And then

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we got just around the corner, I guess we got

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the Bachelorette, and uh, we've heard we've heard that the

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Bachelorette may have gotten pregnant while filming, and I had

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Wooden surprised. I'd suggest we actually have a baby shower

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during the overnights. That'd be fun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't think the men would like that. Also, well,

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have you seen any summer house yet?

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Speaker 2: Just in passing, but I'm gonna start picking it up.

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an absolute douchebag. I've heard this season well.

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right now is like Disneyland for children. For that's for

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to get it what I'm saying, Like the way that

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kids like Disneyland is like me with Summerhouse. I get

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so excited about it. Maybe not quite because I remember

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being a child looking at that Dunbar ride and thinking

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that I had gone to happen, and I still feel

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that way. It's just the surrounding environment is It's filled

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with people from fucking Ohio. So it's disgusting. Yeah yeah,

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but tonight we have below Deck. We have we've been crying,

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mm hmm, we have Alicia quitting, and we have the

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reintroduction for this is kind of like the return of

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the Jedi of the Balkan Biscuit. I feel like this

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is her third season.

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Speaker 2: This is her third stint. Yes, her first stint was

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Speaker 1: It was okay, it's cut short. Well I'm gonna give

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my pots right now. Ben I kind of oscillated between

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feeling really really heartbroken for him and.

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Speaker 2: Why would you feel that he's earned everything bad that

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Speaker 1: So I was I was going between feeling really really

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bad for him and also can I get away?

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Speaker 2: I am I drunk, I'm still hitting on girls way

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younger than me. I'm back on this boat.

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Speaker 1: So I was kind of stuck betwixt and between those two.

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Speaker 2: But she should have been on the show. We wouldn't

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been mocking you so much, there, Benny.

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Speaker 1: Then we get two wonderful new inclusions to this season,

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the review cards.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and how about learning about those charter

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guests a little guest package. Nothing says filthy fucking rich

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like Polo. Oh hey, I'm so fucking rich. We all

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own horses here. Hey, I got nothing to do all day? Hey,

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why don't we hit a ball around?

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you're not one of the surfs that is that are

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hired to, you know, work the horse and play the game.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guth get over here. I need to step on

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your back to get up on my horse.

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Speaker 1: All right. If you're one of those people, you're into

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eugenics or something like, you know, these people are really

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really we'll get into it that that woman's makeup was

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was really she looked like Marie Antoinette. It's wild, I

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give it ninety nine times. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I smell new producers here bringing in some fresh ideas.

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just said, hey, we're going to bring in loud, obnoxious music.

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was their signature. He has kind of a royalty free diplo.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I also like that new aspect. I can't

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wait because that's going to really liven up those tip meetings.

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was like a pig troth, So that should be interesting.

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months back, we Kaylin Dylan and myself hosted Sea rat

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Con where we had seven of your favorite sea rats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? We had Captain carry on he's not a sea

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rat though, and we had Ellie on and if you

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and you might find some Easter eggs on there because

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she did drop some hints along the way, and you

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can go there and listen to that. Anyway. I really

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enjoyed having Ellie back. Let's see here, anything else of note?

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Speaker 1: She is such a kook. She is such a weirdo.

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I love that she is just in love with Ben.

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love with this Wallace and Grommet character in the in

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the galley, It's like, who are you? What planet are

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you from? Yeah? Crazy?

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be sniffing out a little bit like a fallen fame there.

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get into the recap. I'm gonna get it. Forty one knots.

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Speaker 1: That's not very high, Patrick, did you not like it?

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right now? I mean we we the thoughts about the

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Winter Olympics. I mean there's been a lot of controversy.

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Speaker 2: Has there. I hate the Winter Olympics, so I want

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to talk about it. I don't even know why they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we've got any like long jumpers out there

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or people that run up mountains in skis too.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Yeah, they should do gymnastics outside, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we kick things off with Alisha breaking down and

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Captain Jason asks a great question. Have you talked to

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Ben about any of this? Just know what I have

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talked to Amy? Scared of me, But Alicia says, you'd

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have a better boat if you had someone more skilled

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than me, And Jason says, Alicia, the point of this

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boat is to be as dysfunctional as humanly pos you're

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not understand, Okay, what we want to do here is

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fail to resemble any semblance of luxury, and we need

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you in your position in order to do so. You

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can't leave.

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Speaker 2: I am so happy that Captain Hotpants can think quickly

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on his feet because producers don't like I don't. Maybe

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they prompt him and give him, like some feedback on

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the answers he can tell them, because honestly, an employer

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would say, I completely understand, right, I'll send a boat

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out to get you a sex right right. But no, no, no, no, no,

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he must keep her here for our enjoyment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, Alicia, we served chicken wings for lunch.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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as I was taking notes on this, it is now

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on Captain Hotpants, Jason and Ben. She's if she goes

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back in that galley, it is against her will. She's

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waved the white flag. And it brought to mine that

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movie Hacksaw Rich. That was a guy who was put

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in the military, you know, the draft, and he was

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a pacifist, which is a bad case scenario. He's a

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he's a soldier, it put in war. He doesn't want

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to kill anybody.

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his back and get shot at. That's right, Which turns

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out he won the Medal of Honor for or something. Right.

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Speaker 2: Oh, really, I didn't finish it. It was a dumb movie. Yeah, yeah, anyway,

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she's that.

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Speaker 1: I think it's the story of a war here American

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war hero.

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Speaker 2: I didn't finish it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you didn't have to finish it to know that, right.

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Speaker 2: Well, I will say this, he asked her to fit

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the worst of it. And he says, like, let's start

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a new vision, a new vision of it all working

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out like the dream board, manifesting and stuff. And it's

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pretty It's funny because he, as a manager, just convinced

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an employee to return to a hostile work environment, you know. Yeah,

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about a million bucks, which a million get out of

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a two bedroom condo with no roof next to a

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. So it's obviously it's

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dependent upon the size of the operation. So if you're

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at Netflix, we're talking four, we're talking five, then you

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can get an eleven hundred square foot house with no

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five the free that's right. But if you're at a

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donut chop. Then you know it's a little bit different.

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a raccoon's heads. God, damn, that bums me out thinking

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about that poor raccoon. Yeah.

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third one, which was about the raccoon guy that really

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kidnapped and you kind of learn his origin story,

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what they did to that, you know.

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Speaker 1: On aps I want to talk about I'm tired of

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people talking to me about ship. I don't don't fucking

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talk to me about it. These people that are like, oh,

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the Winter Soldiers amazing. I mean I haven't seen the

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you know. I mean, this is gonna be a grip,

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be a big movie. I mean, it's shut. It's gonna

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be a big gun up. Now, all right, we're gonna

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move on to Daisy and Mikey. If we're gonna do this,

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let's do it. If we're not, don't include it in

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: If Daisy's gonna just shoot him down. And this is

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gonna be a three Stooges thing, you know. Sorry to

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be a I have like old guy in the porch

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energy right now a little bit, and I want to apologize.

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to give us a little of them interacting for when

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Mikey hits on her later on.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so Alicia heads back into the galley, does not

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mention anything immediately, and I was thinking, like, you don't

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that you're having a tough time, right right, right. But

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Ben and he eventually have a conversation and it goes

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pretty well. Actually Ben says I'm sorry, which is nuts.

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Speaker 2: Now, well there's a breakthrough.

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Speaker 1: There's a break though. Oh well, there's also something that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll get back to the yoga thing. But in

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the kitchen, Alicia comes clean about her feelings and she

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owns that he's a dick, and he owns that she's useless,

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and now everyone knows where they stand and it's on

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the table. I like the transparency. Transparency.

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Speaker 1: We've got a gunnery sergeant and a pacifist, and I

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guess we're going to try to make that.

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Speaker 2: We're going to make it work. Now, can we talk

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about the yoga thing? Yeah, of course, because we saw

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this version of it on the Salt Lake city side here, Yes, right, Okay.

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So the ladies begin arguing, of course, as they're apt

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to do. And I had a thought here, these ladies

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would fucking argue at a sex party any place. Hold on,

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Lisa Justin's balls are in my mind. Now, there was

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Speaker 1: There was that, there was a moment. There was a

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moment there where And Kate, let me know if you

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felt this too, where you said that they would You

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had a thought they were already at a sex party.

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Fun there, Yeah, and I thought that it was just

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going to stop. I thought it was going to stop.

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a woman with testicles in her mouth, chastising another woman

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for her husband being gay. Mm hmm. And it's just like,

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you know, I think it's a little unnecessary because we

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could say something like stop stop stop, stop stop. You

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know the old adage, if you want something done, give

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it to a busy person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that before.

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Speaker 1: Jason is doing yoga with with the ladies on the side, Like, now,

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I know we're not moving, but I mean, is there

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a cushier gig in yachting than captaining one of these vessels? No?

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I mean you, what do you do? You just like, uh,

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are you just on TV?

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Speaker 2: I'll say this. It's one of those gigs that you

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it's the easiest gig ever until shit goes side, right,

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and then you could go to jail.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever see that that Italian captain his gig

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was pretty good until the things start sinking.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about the Titanic.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this was like ten years ago.

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He's got a cushy gig. It's like, I don't know,

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like one of these carnival cruises or something like that. Yeah,

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the fucking boat starts sinking, He's like, I'm out of here, right,

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a lifeboat. He starts heading back to the shore. The

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people on the shore whatever, I don't know that you

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call him the coastle whatever. They're like, hey, what are

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you doing. He's like, I'm headed back to the shore man.

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I want to live. They're like, no, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What am I doing? You see that boat out there

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fucking sinking? Yeah, that's what he tells me about. You

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guys were the coast guard.

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Speaker 2: Being pretty reasonable and they go, no, you're the captain.

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You need to go back to the boat. And he

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said no, and I think he had to go to jail, right,

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but at least a lot.

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, it's it's it's a you're making a

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really really good point. There are a lot of professions

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that have a lot of downtime, but when it's time

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to go, lives depend on you. Marco Robbie Withering Heights set,

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you know, there's a lot of downtime, but when she

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needs to fire up.

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Speaker 2: Oh I want to see that movie.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be just pure unadult traded dog shit.

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Really Oh yeah, people are really panning it.

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Speaker 2: Damn.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this and get in the comments. Let us

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know if you've seen Withering Heights yet this season. We've

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got an amazing wrinkle, something that we've needed for some time.

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That is the uh the reviews, and I should mention

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that they get in these fucking costumes once again to

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what are these fucking.

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Speaker 2: This is a broad win thing, but what what are

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these costs? By the way, you want to see, you

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were reality TV, which isn't really reality where it meets

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actual like real life.

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Speaker 1: Watch Potomac right now.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that was a pretty good reunion one. Last night,

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Joza Bronwyn was at a fashion show hanging out with Rihanna.

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They went together with each other really yeah, both looking

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pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Mmm? What was that? Bill Cosby boys should just sorry

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even take.

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Speaker 2: This, but Rihanna must clearly be a friend of a

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fan of the show.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish people were rich, famous people were fans

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of us.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think we have we have some some

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The thing about us is that and I know that

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there are quite sizeable people who listen, but they can't

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say that.

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Speaker 2: They're Hey, dmo Patty, if you're famous and you want

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to take me to a fashion show or something. I

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don't know maybe a baseball game. Actually, no, scratch, I

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hate baseball. Ah, God, what do I like?

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Speaker 1: I don't like anything. Yeah, we'll think about it and

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then we'll get back to Okay, okay, okay, all right,

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So can I talk about a Corey review? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay. So my buddy Sebastian famously on Kitchen Nightmares season one. Yeah, okay,

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where the g Man just shredded him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I called I love ordering there.

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Speaker 2: It was like a physic physics experiment. Well, you know,

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he was ahead of his time anyway. At some point

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he wanted to be a stand up comedian and he

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did a one man show called Driving with Sebastians. He

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rented out this uh I don't know this hall. He

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invited all these agents. He'd never done stand up before,

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so it was a little uh premature for him to

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work at this sort.

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Speaker 1: Of almost instantaneously direct feedback.

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Speaker 2: Oh he did so.

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 2: He does this a one man show about driving. He

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had like a screen behind him playing videos and stuff.

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and it was about forty five minutes and I went

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there and uh he had uh, he had review forms

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that you could check boxes and give your.

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Speaker 1: Feed so he brought those you did, those didn't come

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with the hall.

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Speaker 2: No, he brought those. He wont his feedback. And also

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you could reach out to him if you wanted, you know,

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to use him or represent him and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: Can I guess what happened? You created an anonymous email

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and then wrote him naster review.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I didn't have to do that.

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I went to the bathroom just because I had to pee.

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I was drinking a lot of bud light, you know. Yeah,

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and uh, in the bathroom, there were several people that

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were so angry that they'd wasted that much time that

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they were They were having a good time writing, spending

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more time than they should, leaving him pretty Uh, you

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don't need to do that, that's what they were doing.

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Speaker 1: People can get really mean. And you know the crazy

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part about that is that was only twenty five minutes

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into the show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, he gave up, he gave

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up that dream. Yes, that's when he decided to be

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a chef.

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Speaker 1: And then he gave up on that dream. And that's

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when he decided to the dream gave up on him. Yeah. Yeah,

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it's tough, all right. So we get to this portion

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where Daisy is the one that finds out about the

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reviews obviously she's head of household, and she says, I

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don't know what these zombie women are going to write

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to Jason. Daisy being the first interior or chief stew

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to receive the review cards of Bravo's Belowdeck makes such

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cosmic sense. It's in perfect alignment. I cannot wait for

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Daisy to take accountability. It is going to be such

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a nightmare.

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Speaker 2: And by the way, because these ladies spent the entire

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duration of their yachting experience just arguing with each other,

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this was just a softball for Oh yeah, I can't

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wait till we get some filthy, yucky normies or possibly

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these actual paying guests.

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Speaker 1: The food. They're not going to scream, they're gonna eat.

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Speaker 2: They're going to eat, and I cannot wait for the over.

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Speaker 1: Ok, all right, so we get to breakfast. We get

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a wicked shot of kind of an accordion of omelets

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in various states of destruction, and then we get to breakfast.

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Meredith Marks, who is no longer on the show, was

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calling Brittany and tum hohrr or something, and then we

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move on do you have any thoughts on this.

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Speaker 2: I mean we've seen We've seen this a million times.

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Speaker 1: So the ladies fill out their comment cards and head out,

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but not before we get the unicorn back.

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Speaker 2: Yay, thanks all the boat parks. Thank you Dagaba she

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killed it? Else Wise leave, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Dagaba is where the pod races? Is that where the

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pod races happened?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not where that happened. That happened on Tattooin.

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Speaker 1: Where was where? What is Dagoba?

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Speaker 2: Dagaba is where Yoda lived?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Gross, I didn't like that place either. I don't

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like swamps.

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Speaker 2: He had to be there because the Empire couldn't find

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him there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, juicy night manager.

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Speaker 2: Yet, well that's a series. Watch the trailer for it. Okay,

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it seems interesting. Couldn't get the wife, couldn't talk her

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into it. All right, We're gonna be watching America's Next

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Top Model three parter tonight.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, they.

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Speaker 2: Know how to grab us. I might have a full review.

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Are you this America's step Next Top Model?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, okay, I watched all of them. I'm

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a little you know, Chef Rachel was on there. Okay,

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you have agency in your own home.

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Speaker 1: Now, you bought the whole house. You you you paid

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for everything.

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Speaker 2: It means nothing. We went to that's like. We went

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to the Soho house yesterday for a meeting. The bill comes.

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It was much more than I'm about to say was

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my cut. It was one hundred fifty dollars And I

470
00:24:01,519 --> 00:24:03,079
turned to my wife, not knowing that it was going

471
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,079
to be two hundred and fifty, and I said, start

472
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:09,599
eating because it was like a buffet type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

473
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,759
And she just looked at me like I was annoying.

474
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't like, oh wow, house is doing buffet.

475
00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a brunch thing.

476
00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:23,039
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah all right, yeah, caln you ever been

477
00:24:23,079 --> 00:24:23,799
to the Seho house?

478
00:24:23,839 --> 00:24:28,359
Speaker 2: I have? Who took you?

479
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: David Henry? What do you The Solo house is not?

480
00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:39,039
I mean, I've never been, but it's isn't it? JUGI

481
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,319
Now that's right.

482
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 2: Well that's why they let people like me. And they

483
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,200
asked me what I do? I said podcaster and they

484
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:48,119
write it down on their little little phone computer thing.

485
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,319
Speaker 1: My god, you got to give them your profession. Yeah,

486
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,839
why didn't you say I don't have one? That's what

487
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,799
you do to people who ask for your cell phone.

488
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: Well, I'm chugy. I was so thirsty and desperate.

489
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:06,200
Speaker 1: All right, so say you're a wizard or something like that.

490
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,319
The ladies fill out the comment cards, we get the unicorn,

491
00:25:09,319 --> 00:25:10,640
and then we get ready for a night out.

492
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,359
Speaker 2: Well, tip meeting. Don't you want to? Oh the tip meeting?

493
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:13,880
Did we go there?

494
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,640
Speaker 1: Well, first we throw some canteens against the roof and

495
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:23,039
follow each other on ig But then it was important

496
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:25,240
for me to say all those words. Then we get

497
00:25:25,279 --> 00:25:28,640
to the performance review. Drum roll please. Because the women

498
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:36,359
were blacked out, filled with rage and pills, they didn't

499
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,519
remember how awful it was, so they gave them five

500
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:41,160
stars and tipped them thirty five thousand dollars.

501
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 2: The biggest tip. I can't do, Jason, you can. Well,

502
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:45,599
it was the biggest tip ever.

503
00:25:45,759 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: The biggest tip. Lots of the biggest people rich like shit.

504
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: And no helmet.

505
00:25:55,480 --> 00:26:03,039
Speaker 1: No helmet. Now, Ben is no no. Jenna is really

506
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:06,799
into the ladder. She's a little bit like little Finger

507
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:10,079
in that regard. She's climbing. She's climbing, she's climbing. She's

508
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,920
she's not she's a sea rat, but she aspires to

509
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,880
conquer each and every rung until she can charter one

510
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,480
of these yachts herself and throw bodies over the banister.

511
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 2: Maybe she's thinking, if she gets hooked up with Ben,

512
00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:28,359
Ben will be a private chef for someone.

513
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:33,799
Speaker 1: Then she can cheat on Ben with the that's right, yes.

514
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:37,079
Speaker 2: Okay, at least she's plotting a map here. I can appreciate.

515
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: Listen. I kind of believe in her, But she's she's

516
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:46,559
into like older men right now. I feel like less

517
00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:50,759
than a Macavellian operator. She's probably just going through like

518
00:26:50,799 --> 00:26:54,079
an adolescent kind of Lisa Frank kind of stage right now.

519
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,720
She's like into older men and people with money and

520
00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:58,240
things like that.

521
00:26:58,319 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, old men get old fast.

522
00:27:00,559 --> 00:27:05,519
Speaker 1: They do. All right. So we hit the vans and

523
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:08,480
Alicia smells Eddie, and then we hit the town, which

524
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:11,160
is comprised of empty dive bars and feral dog.

525
00:27:12,039 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 2: I saw that dog.

526
00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:17,039
Speaker 1: Yeah. What did you think about the nightlife of this,

527
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:19,200
this Narnia like place that we're in.

528
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 2: Well, I couldn't figure this out because I think we

529
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,200
just showed up to a house party, a rooftop house party.

530
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,559
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. It was kind of like a

531
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,680
ninety day fiance kind of situation where the family, including

532
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,519
seven children, are sleeping beneath the dance floor, and then

533
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,559
upstairs there's just I see.

534
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 2: You can party. Yeah, they four go dinner in exchange

535
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,160
for just some cheap drinks and I don't know, rooftop. Yeah,

536
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:48,039
now Eddie here. I like Eddie a lot. He seems

537
00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:48,680
like a nice guy.

538
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 1: But uh, you like the mustache?

539
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: It's fine, it's fine. But what I don't like is

540
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:54,680
this dancing.

541
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,799
Speaker 1: How would how much would you have to get thrown

542
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,000
your way to walk around with a musk?

543
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:01,519
Speaker 2: I had a mustache in my twenties.

544
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,839
Speaker 1: I know, we'll bring it back, but I mean in earnest, like,

545
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,119
really bring it back now?

546
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,599
Speaker 2: That brings back too many memories of the cattlecade of

547
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,039
men my mom dated while I was younger. Oh yeah,

548
00:28:13,759 --> 00:28:16,480
it was the early eighties. That was a thing. Corvettes

549
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,640
and uh yeah yeah that that.

550
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, I was gonna say fast cars and mustache rides,

551
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,640
but I thought that would be.

552
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:29,559
Speaker 2: A little bit now.

553
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,559
Speaker 1: No, no, so I don't want to say that. All right,

554
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:39,079
So listen, what do you think about?

555
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 2: What do you think about Eddie? Look at the at

556
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,400
this point, it seemed like Alicia was into it. You know,

557
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,960
he's dancing whatever he's doing there. I have a problem

558
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,000
with Eddie doing this dance because I was in college

559
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:51,200
and I'd have buddies.

560
00:28:50,839 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: That would do this, the sprinkler and the all this nonsense.

561
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: Because I would be like, ah, you got to get

562
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,359
away from a dude like this, because anything in close

563
00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:02,759
proximity you would be in with no vagina. Yeah, diase.

564
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: I think that there was like probably a good year

565
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,559
or two where Jake Johnson was like really at the

566
00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:11,680
height of his power on New Girl, and it was like,

567
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,400
okay to do this on the dance floor and it

568
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:18,519
wouldn't instantaneously turn women off. Now we've gotten to a

569
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:24,000
place where no, it's I got a butthole cramp. I've

570
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,759
been eating way too many blueberries lately and it's just

571
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
messing me up.

572
00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: Dude, Oh hopefully you're okay.

573
00:29:31,319 --> 00:29:32,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I'll be okay.

574
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,279
Speaker 2: Well, when I see a guy dance like this, or

575
00:29:35,319 --> 00:29:38,000
I think most people do it, prompts to thoughts person's

576
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,200
really drunk or probably has a name tag with its

577
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,400
phone with his phone number on it to call his family.

578
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: What do you mean a name tag with his phone

579
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,759
number on it? Oh, are you talking about a mentally

580
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:55,000
handicapped person. No, they don't have those. Yeah, people with uh,

581
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,119
people with syndromes aren't microchipped, Patrick, They're just human beings

582
00:29:59,799 --> 00:30:02,720
and they bag groceries and they do it very poorly.

583
00:30:03,039 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, dancing like this is risky.

584
00:30:05,319 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: All right. So Eddie and Alicia have a lot of

585
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:12,880
sexual tension going. Alicia says that if she take anyone home,

586
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,279
it would be Eddie.

587
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:21,759
Speaker 2: But but but alas, but alas we find out that

588
00:30:21,799 --> 00:30:25,000
she's dating someone with alopecia. I think, oh, she's got

589
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,119
a fucking boyfriend and that would you know? Gee, thanks

590
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,279
a lot, Alicia.

591
00:30:33,519 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 1: Once again things that could have been brought to my

592
00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:36,960
attention yesterday.

593
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: Don't you think she could have told them, you know,

594
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:41,319
before the smelling him?

595
00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: Can we can we start utilizing him for her sound effects?

596
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,960
Because I could start thinking of some sound effects.

597
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was a good one, Kaylen. You know

598
00:30:50,079 --> 00:30:52,599
what a girl flirts with you, she knows what she's doing.

599
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:55,440
She needs to get the sufficient amount. Well, it works

600
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,359
both ways, two way street here with the sexiest you know,

601
00:30:58,400 --> 00:30:59,160
you got a boy I.

602
00:30:59,079 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Feel like men do don't do this as often No,

603
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:05,359
they don't know. Men are not going to dump equity

604
00:31:05,599 --> 00:31:09,400
into someone they're not trying to have sexually. That's right, Alia.

605
00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:10,920
This is insane from Alicia.

606
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:13,240
Speaker 2: Yes, Alicia, come on, I know you haven't a tough

607
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,640
time in that galley. Ah goddamn day, but really, did

608
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,720
you have to take this man to this, to this

609
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,319
place to then break his poor little dumb dancing heart.

610
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah? And what about the guy with alopation Canada? I mean,

611
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,279
he's freaking crestfallen too.

612
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: You know, knowing her, he's probably already been dumped before

613
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,680
it even airs.

614
00:31:31,119 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: You think, what do you mean knowing her?

615
00:31:34,079 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: Remember she was in love with the Greek god who hobbies,

616
00:31:42,119 --> 00:31:43,880
all right, and then she fell in love with the

617
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,319
guy who replaced him.

618
00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:46,039
Speaker 1: Oh who is that?

619
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 2: I forgot his name? That's what I'm saying. She moves

620
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:49,400
on quick.

621
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Alicia loves love God. Who was that guy? Couldn't

622
00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:04,160
pick him out of a lineup? That's crazy?

623
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? There was a Saturday about them

624
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,480
during the Christmas break there doing a marathon. I'm sitting down,

625
00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:13,079
the kids are playing in front of me. I'm like,

626
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:15,319
dot do do? It's a blow deck thing. I'm like, oh,

627
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:18,720
I haven't seen this season. I'm watching for like ten minutes. Yeah,

628
00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:21,079
not only had I watched the season, I recapped it.

629
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:22,599
I didn't recognize any of the people.

630
00:32:24,079 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, it's it's a traumatic thing. We do. We

631
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,079
have to, we have to dump it off of our

632
00:32:29,079 --> 00:32:32,240
hard drive. So we hit the.

633
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,359
Speaker 2: Cuz the Kouzzie back on the boat.

634
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: And we played a tried and true game. Mary f

635
00:32:38,839 --> 00:32:47,319
kill Daisy says, without any attention paid to the tired

636
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:55,039
utility of this on this show is just like, that's

637
00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:59,559
a great idea. That's a great game. I love that game.

638
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,759
Days you've done this. You have to have done this

639
00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:04,680
on watch What Happens Live and the show like six

640
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:09,000
different times. Anyways, I think she knows what's good for

641
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:12,000
the show. What's good for the show is conflict, and

642
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:17,559
Daisy goes up. First, it goes swimmingly well. She says

643
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:20,319
that she'd kill Ben, and then it goes to Alicia,

644
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:25,599
who says that she would also kill Ben. Now, Ben,

645
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:32,759
in no uncertain terms, flips out and he begins to

646
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:38,720
go through a couple stages of grief. First, he pulls

647
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:43,920
the professional environment card, wherein it is not okay to

648
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,160
tell the department head that you want to kill them.

649
00:33:47,599 --> 00:33:51,599
Then he moves on to the chef camaraderie card loyalty right,

650
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,000
which is usually between chefs. You know, you're as thick

651
00:33:56,039 --> 00:33:57,880
as thieves and this is not something that you do.

652
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:04,000
Then he he tries to make amends through shouting and

653
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:05,960
then begins to weep.

654
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,159
Speaker 2: Heard people hurt, hard, people hurt.

655
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 1: He's fatigued, and we get to the reasoning behind his heartache,

656
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:19,840
which I you know, I know that we're let's say,

657
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,199
less than the biggest fans of Ben.

658
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I was engaged thee, i'd bang your friend too.

659
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,440
Did I say that out loud?

660
00:34:31,599 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 1: Yeah? But I mean, if you could just calm down

661
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:42,480
for one second. You're in love with someone, right, you're

662
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:46,880
about to, you know, march down the yellow brick road

663
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:53,239
hand in hand, spent fifty thousand dollars on the shoes

664
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:57,000
and things you're required for the ceremony, and you find

665
00:34:57,039 --> 00:35:00,800
out that she's banging one of your friends. That is heartbreaking.

666
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,760
He can. I tell you something. A lot of people

667
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,760
just flip out when they break. They go on shooting sprees,

668
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,679
they start writing manifestos. Ben at least was composed enough

669
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,639
to not do any of that stuff. He just cries.

670
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,079
I feel for him, I really do, but also can

671
00:35:16,119 --> 00:35:16,599
I get a win?

672
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 2: I would argue he might have had something some part

673
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,239
in that.

674
00:35:23,119 --> 00:35:25,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, but cheating isn't okay.

675
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,599
Speaker 2: There's more to the story also, is there? I bet

676
00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:34,400
you think i'd venture to guess a couple.

677
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:36,159
Speaker 1: Of bottles thrown kind of thing you think.

678
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: Come to know Ben a little bit, just his persona.

679
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,800
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think Ellie's gonna have an easy time

680
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,519
with Ben either. So the only other thing I wanted

681
00:35:45,519 --> 00:35:50,639
to mention was the days he comforts him in kind

682
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:56,639
of a like. I don't know this was. It was

683
00:35:56,679 --> 00:35:59,639
either sexual or maternal. I'm not really sure which one.

684
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,599
I'm gonna say maternal, You're gonna say maternal. Yeah, Now

685
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:07,159
she's gonna save her sexual for dame for Joe jool

686
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,960
all right, So we get to the next morning. Next morning,

687
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,960
Alicia wakes up and realizes that she's had a bit

688
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,559
of a scream. Mike is once again Daisy's, which is unbelievable.

689
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,679
Joe and him actually joke that he hasn't even he

690
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:30,679
hasn't even seen him, So Daisy's just doing what Daisy does.

691
00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:37,440
And yeah, kind of monopolizing labor. She monopolizes labor, you know.

692
00:36:38,639 --> 00:36:42,519
So Jenna and seesaw Benny have a really cute moment

693
00:36:42,559 --> 00:36:45,320
in the guest cabin, and this is where like, I actually, like,

694
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,840
really like her. She's sweetie.

695
00:36:47,159 --> 00:36:48,639
Speaker 2: I do too, Yeah, I do too.

696
00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: Alicia has a chat with Jason once again, tries to

697
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,920
get out of the kitchen and pitches, I got an

698
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,840
idea second act. You make me a.

699
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 2: Stew Yeah, I liked it. Why don't I become a

700
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,639
stew and you find someone else to deal with this

701
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:07,960
miserable drunk right right, all right, I'll try.

702
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Speaker 1: Right, But he still wants her to try to tough

703
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:13,960
it out until he has a conversation with Daisy. Sits down. Daisy,

704
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,679
He's like, what are you out of your mind? They're

705
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:17,400
going to kill each other in there. Yeah, that's not

706
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,000
gonna work. My person will be dead.

707
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:21,159
Speaker 2: Good move for Daisy. I mean that's later on when

708
00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:24,559
she has a chat with the cap I think there

709
00:37:24,599 --> 00:37:27,960
was some producer invention, because if you really think about

710
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:31,119
Ellie as we've come to know her, she's pretty malleable

711
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,719
and go with the flow kind of a person. I

712
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:37,199
can't imagine too many stews that would have said, fuck it,

713
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,599
I'm coming here to like clean toilets and fold sheets.

714
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,440
Oh yeah, I'll jump down in the gallery.

715
00:37:42,519 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: Wants to be on TV. I mean, it's it's the

716
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,519
lifeblood of their their careers. You gotta be onto what Okay? Sorry,

717
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,239
sorry you're asking me if instead of wiping shit off

718
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,159
of a toilet, I'll cut fucking I don't know, I'll food.

719
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,679
Speaker 2: I will do that. I know it sounds odd, but

720
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,760
it doesn't sound nearly as glamorous.

721
00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 1: Okay, So Daisy and Mike. Mike have a little chat

722
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,719
about how they can't bang and how she doesn't bang

723
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:14,960
people in her department.

724
00:38:15,119 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 2: Her entire career has been based on don't screw the crew. Actually,

725
00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:20,440
what's the opposite of that?

726
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,599
Speaker 1: Right? So I was I was as I was watching this,

727
00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:27,239
I was like, what an what a funny arbitrary line

728
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:32,360
that you will not go interior but exterior is completely fine,

729
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,599
regardless if it has a ruinous effect on the interior.

730
00:38:37,639 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: By the way, you want to know something hilarious and

731
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:42,920
how TV works? Uh, Captain Hotpants was explaining I'll watch

732
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,960
what Happens live? How how he called Captain Glenn to

733
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:50,519
ask him, uh, if he could have Daisy. He's like, yeah,

734
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,880
I called. I called Captain Glenn and I said, you know,

735
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,679
maybe you've heard Daisy's gonna jump on my boat, and

736
00:38:56,119 --> 00:38:57,719
you know, I just want to make sure that's okay,

737
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,320
Like he had any say in the mat her And

738
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,960
he's like and he's like, well, what did Captain glendsay?

739
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:07,679
He said, just take care of her. Am I oh yeah,

740
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:09,199
I'm sure that's what he said.

741
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,599
Speaker 1: Oh he was thinking, yeah, I'm sure. It's like turning

742
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:17,920
over a fucking race horse. My god. So Daisy tells

743
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,119
Captain Jason that this isn't going to work, and so

744
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,599
he gives the incoming sea rat a ring. She sounds

745
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:28,840
very familiar, and she wants to know. He wants to

746
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,800
know if she has any experience in cooking literally anything.

747
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:42,800
Now you could ask her if she has any legal experience,

748
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,280
and it would have had the same purpose. There is

749
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:50,719
no point in asking her if she has experience in

750
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:54,280
the kitchen. She's going to be in there worth mentioning.

751
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 2: I don't think that it's out there. She's graduated from chef.

752
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: School at this point. Oh yeah, that's right. Good for

753
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:05,480
So let's get to a press friend shape Mandang and

754
00:40:05,559 --> 00:40:08,119
for the first time we get a guest profile of

755
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,679
Christian and a net big polo people.

756
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,679
Speaker 2: I think this has been prompted by once again our

757
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,599
recapping of the show and mocking Floridian losers that they're

758
00:40:19,599 --> 00:40:22,639
trying to put as.

759
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:23,559
Speaker 1: No, no, I want more Floridian losers.

760
00:40:23,639 --> 00:40:26,159
Speaker 2: Well I like that as well. So they're gonna really

761
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,079
it's gonna be hard for them to They'll have to

762
00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,519
like rent mansions and put them in their front yards

763
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:32,199
and go, oh, this is the house they live in.

764
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: I think, honestly, I don't know. I don't know if

765
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,599
Flora Bama Shore is this. I don't know what that is.

766
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:42,000
But they need to do a show of just day Charters.

767
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 2: I don't mind that.

768
00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:47,119
Speaker 1: They need to do the show where we go out

769
00:40:47,519 --> 00:40:51,599
with the sea rats, deal with the debauchery, come back

770
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,880
and vander pump their life.

771
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 2: Okay, casting people, reach out to old Patty and Till,

772
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,599
maybe even kaelin two. I'll help you cast it. I

773
00:40:59,679 --> 00:41:01,480
know all the right now. I don't want to work

774
00:41:01,519 --> 00:41:04,760
on it, all right, I'll work on it. Hit me up,

775
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,960
hit me up, Dammy Yammy. I know I'll cast it.

776
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,639
It'll be perfect.

777
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,800
Speaker 1: It's a great show though, thank you. All right, So

778
00:41:13,119 --> 00:41:15,559
we get it for a guest profile on these big

779
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,920
pull up people. They're big caviar people. They also look

780
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:21,320
to have I believe a Turkish van. I'm pretty good

781
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,480
with cat breads. She looked to be a Turkish van

782
00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:27,920
as a beautiful cat white coat, just a stunning white coat.

783
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:32,320
Kind of matched her owner's makeup. Again, she looked like

784
00:41:32,639 --> 00:41:37,679
some kind of despot mm hmm this or like a

785
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:43,639
like a geisha or some sorry you know what I'm

786
00:41:43,679 --> 00:41:51,239
talking about, Gail. I don't know what a despot is,

787
00:41:54,400 --> 00:42:04,960
but I do know geisha. Despot is like or a ruler.

788
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:12,440
Oh so not a whore close though? Uh well yeah,

789
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:17,599
someone who holds absolute power, typically one who exercises it

790
00:42:17,679 --> 00:42:25,719
in a cruel or oppressive way, like a dominatrix. No, no, no,

791
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:37,039
Dominatrixes have clients. Despots have victims. Okay, was Elliott dominatrix

792
00:42:37,079 --> 00:42:38,480
at any point? Oh?

793
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 2: Good question. In fact, that might have been part of

794
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:43,320
her thing.

795
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: I I don't know if we we had heard some

796
00:42:46,039 --> 00:42:50,559
people transition of life anyway. Sorry, all right, so we

797
00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:53,719
have a chat about what Alicia is going to when

798
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:57,559
Alicia is going to make the move, and Ben says,

799
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:01,119
why don't we do this, Let's give her one more

800
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,599
day and see, And before he can even get the

801
00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:07,639
fucking words out, Daisy goes, Nope, she's mine. We need

802
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:10,559
her training now. I need her for at least twenty

803
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:13,239
four hours. Otherwise she's gonna have no idea how to

804
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:18,559
scoop shit out of a shower drain. Okay, she Monopoliza's labor.

805
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,440
It's so goddamn obviously.

806
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:24,639
Speaker 2: In this case, I actually backed Daisy here. I appreciated this.

807
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:29,360
I think she saw that Alisha was broken and I

808
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:30,159
appreciated it.

809
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I feel bad for Ben a little bit.

810
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:38,400
It feels like this he's internalized this to be his fault,

811
00:43:38,679 --> 00:43:41,559
and it is. You know, there's there's two sides to

812
00:43:41,599 --> 00:43:44,079
the street, and there's two people in this tango. But

813
00:43:44,119 --> 00:43:48,679
Alicia can't fucking cook anything. She didn't put sugar in cheesecake. Like,

814
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,920
what are we talking about?

815
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 2: I say this, Dylan, you can work past that after

816
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:57,239
a couple of charters. What she couldn't handle was Ben. Right, right,

817
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,679
you can get if you have a strong personality, which

818
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,280
I think Ellie does, she can take that.

819
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:04,159
Speaker 1: Did you see the trailer.

820
00:44:05,639 --> 00:44:07,920
Speaker 2: They could get hand in boxing gloves.

821
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, or those those ones that blow up. You remember

822
00:44:12,559 --> 00:44:15,519
those ones when we were kids. Yeah, hot brockham sockers.

823
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:18,719
What were they called? You know what I'm talking about? Okay, yeah,

824
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,800
get in the comments. Let us know if you remember that, Kaitlin,

825
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:26,360
can you what were those called? I remember my cousin Jake.

826
00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:29,159
We were gonna square up and box. You just blower

827
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,760
in him, you blow air to him. He hit me

828
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,639
in the stomach so hard I flew into the back wall,

829
00:44:33,159 --> 00:44:38,119
lost my lost my wind. Called soccer boppers, soccer soccer

830
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,079
A glad we did that. So we take a look

831
00:44:42,119 --> 00:44:46,079
at the CV of the inn coming galy hand and

832
00:44:46,159 --> 00:44:48,400
it turns out that Ben had recently attempted to have

833
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:54,000
sex with her, and Ben and Alicia make up. We

834
00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:57,519
get to a bubbling conflict between the balk and Biscuit

835
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:01,599
and someone she doesn't even know exist, that being Jenna,

836
00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:06,000
who is already at odds with her. But we get

837
00:45:06,039 --> 00:45:09,079
to the next morning. It's really cool now that the

838
00:45:09,159 --> 00:45:12,199
interior have another stew Mikey is going to be up

839
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,880
on the deck help Nope, so no, he is actually

840
00:45:15,039 --> 00:45:19,760
just side downstairs drinking espressos with with the rest of

841
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:24,119
the crew. I honestly think the Daisy's attempt at taking

842
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,760
this route was to just rid Ben of a galley

843
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,920
hand period and just have both of them become her stews.

844
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 2: Perhaps, but given the trailer, I think we're gonna have

845
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:38,159
a lot of heat happening above deck, and I think

846
00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:40,599
there's gonna be some fighting game.

847
00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be a great season. It's

848
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:48,199
going to be a great season. Follow Kaylin at bean Flicker,

849
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,079
what's you want saying?

850
00:45:49,159 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 2: Why don't you pitch your dad show?

851
00:45:51,559 --> 00:45:52,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, pitch your dad show?

852
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 2: Just fooling about is me and my Dad's podcast?

853
00:45:56,039 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 1: We have Charlie Sheen on this week and last week

854
00:45:58,599 --> 00:46:01,079
and yeah it's great. They just said James Cameron on

855
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:02,639
what are you doing listening to this podcast?

856
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 2: And then you got the bad guy in Avatar?

857
00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: Even Lang will be on in two weeks. Oh wow. Yeah.

858
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:14,320
Can you ask him if he ever thought he would

859
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,679
fucking trip into job security like this? I mean, what

860
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,519
the fuck?

861
00:46:19,519 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: It's just like, who needs to be an n C?

862
00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:25,880
I yes, when you can fucking just work with James

863
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:26,559
Cameron every.

864
00:46:26,519 --> 00:46:29,519
Speaker 1: Four Yeah, just being fucking every Avatar movie just as

865
00:46:29,679 --> 00:46:32,599
generals walking around all tall and Lanky's bad guy and

866
00:46:32,639 --> 00:46:37,320
he just survives every every movie. Uh. Go to patreon

867
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,880
dot com for love his blind coverage, Trader's coverage, and more.

868
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:45,239
Oh we'll drop the c rat con there this week.

869
00:46:46,519 --> 00:46:49,119
Love you guys. iTunes ranging reviews five stars, kind of

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